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2025-08-23T08:23:12Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex: /* Can't believe people are still using this wiki */

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== yo homebuoy ==

I finally got around to tolerating Homestuck enough to quote it unironically. Mostly, because I kneww a chap on another community wwho wwouldn't shut UP about Eridan Ampora and howw "awwful" he wwas. So, said chap piqued my curiosity and noww I am wwarmin up to it. I do still prefer Swweet Bro and Hella Jeff ovver it, as wwell as Problem Sleuth.

Howwevver, I wwill be keepin in mind my ovverall ambivvalence towwards a chunk of it. It took me four days to get from Act 1 to Act 6 Intermission 3, so that's wwhy I wwas capable of marathonnin Homestuck. I also marathon Penny Arcade because sometimes they're hilarious. Anywway, I wwager you're probs busy or somefin, so I'll be sporadically here and there. Possibly finishin my RiffText stuff, as wwell as anyfin else I wwas partwway through afore I left last time. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 11:16, 16 December 2012 (UTC)
:While it is far fr9m my intenti9n t9 st9p y9u fr9m having fun, I feel that it is my utm9st duty t9 inf9rm y9u that what y9u are currently d9ing is n9t accepta6le at all. 6y c9pying the typing quirk 9f a certain seadweller, what y9u are d9ing is participating in a certain practice kn9wn as "typing appr9priati9n." While I'm sure y9ur intents are far fr9m malev9lent in purp9se, it is still a rather sensitive issue that c9uld 9ffend. I d9 h9pe y9u can understand where I am c9ming fr9m 6ecause as I said earlier, it is n9t my intenti9n t9 st9p any type 9f fun fr9m y9ur end, 9h n9, n9t at all. It's just that appr9priati9n is a seri9us matter n9 matter h9w min9r it may seem t9 y9u 9r pe9ple ar9und y9u. 6ecause 9f this, I must remind y9u that y9u may h9ld certain typing privileges 9ver 9thers wh9 are n9t s9 lucky, s9 in sh9rt I must ask f9r y9u t9 check this privilege. Privilege checking is a seri9us matter y9u see, and I wh9leheartedly 6elieve that it is d9ne f9r the 6enefit 9f all parties in 9rder t9 minimize any p9tential 9ffense. I d9 h9pe y9u understand. While I myself, am n9t triggered 6y this, there are individuals wh9 c9uld 6e p9tentially triggered 6y such a practice and y9u sh9uld always l99k 9ut f9r them. And while I am at it, I must tag my triggers s9 n969dy is 9ffended 6y what I have t9 say. Certain triggers may include 6ut are n9t limited t9: Hum9r p9licing, typing quirk appr9priati9n, privilege checking, ackn9wledgement 9f privilege, and trigger warnings in general. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:46, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

::Gotcha. I'll keep that in mind, whilst I do my other stuff. Oh, and I'm available on Tumblr most of the time. I think I followed you first. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 19:11, 17 December 2012 (UTC)
:::Oh, really? What's your name? Did I already follow you back? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:32, 17 December 2012 (UTC)
::::Coll-of-the-haunted. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 20:35, 17 December 2012 (UTC)
:::::Oh, you haven't followed me yet. I followed you back now. Just a warning though, 95% of my blog nowadays is Homestuck, aha. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:47, 17 December 2012 (UTC)
::::::I think I followed the wrong blog accidentally. Thankfully I remedied the mistake. Anyway, a lot of blogs I follow are Homestuck nowadays (even Pokemon Nuzlocke peeps who I primarily followed prior) [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 20:50, 17 December 2012 (UTC)
:::::::Yeah, I noticed. That was my old url on tumblr. I changed it slightly so that I could track it through the tags though. Sorry about that! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:51, 17 December 2012 (UTC)

== John Carter vs. Flash Gordon ==

who wins

gogogo {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:15, 28 December 2012 (UTC)
:flash duh
:his movie didn't fucking fail at the box office {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:33, 28 December 2012 (UTC)

== I'm coming back here again long-term on Monday ==

I'd also like to assume the role of ambassador for your new empire {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:59, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
:oh yeah sure i have a cushy spot reserved for you
:feel free to take any other titles you want
:knighthoods, peerages, all that shit
:it's all cool {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:14, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

:Meet a boy named Phil and his family 
On vacation from the 22nd century 
They got a rented time-machine and they're on their way 
To a time, way, way, way back in the day 

So now he's Phil, Phil of the future 
Keeping it together just as best as he can 
Phil, Phil of the future, he's a 22nd century man 
A 22nd century man 

On a holiday through history 
But the final destination was a mystery 
But something on the time-machine had blown 
So they ended up right here in our time zone 

So now he's Phil, Phil of the future 
Never knew in history just where he would land 
Phil, Phil of the future, he's a 22nd century man 
A 22nd century man {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:i'm crying tears of beauty {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:14, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
::this will be the anthem of our nation, and our children and their children will sing it every day in class {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:17, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
:::i was kinda hoping for "corey in the house" but with "lex" instead of corey but this is alright too i guess {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:19, 11 August 2013 (UTC)

== come to think of it what did you even do on hrfwiki ==

I legit don't remember any of your pre-purge work, and the fact that you didn't have anything on the gravy boat kind of speaks miles about your work ;o {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:03, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:he bothered other 2nd gens for attention {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::he's not even kidding that's exactly what i did

::i mostly just bummed around on interactives and i never really did much other than that

::i had like.. one email show and that's it {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:07, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::come to think of it the last 6 and a half years of drama could have easily been avoided if they just never proposed the idea of wiki user emails because then less people would be tempted to use wiki users a characters {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:09, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::::Oddly enough, I don't disagree with that sentiment. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:10, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::nah the whole wiki user thing started with self-inserts in homestar fics and interactives {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:11, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::but it never would have gotten out of hand if the idea of making these self-inserts their own recognizable entities and giving them a whole category with which to reign {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:14, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::to be fair you can only go so far with homestar runner {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:17, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::I'm just saying that if people were genuine and the rules were laid down hard that this place probably would have never existed {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:18, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::man that would have sucked
:::::::::the only reason why this place exists though is because they cracked down on people making non-homestar stuff on their userpages
:::::::::like thestick's rpg
:::::::::anyone know when that's coming out {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:21, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::All I know is that Everything You Know Is Wrong probably would've still crashed and burned at around 2009-2010 even if it were still on the HRFWiki. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:25, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::come to think of it I kind of want to port over SSBR for nostalgia purposes, though if I could assemble a sizable development team then perhaps I could probably get off my lazy ass and make it go somewhere {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:29, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::remember the game makers society where everyone had games planned but no one actually made them {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:31, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::::come to think of it I've used the term "come to think of it" at least four times since I've started this conversation {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:33, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::::i have weird quirks too, hahahahaha {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:36, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::come to think of it you're retarded {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:38, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::rude {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:44, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::<33333333 {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:46, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::i start too many sentences with "yknow", "basically", and "now" {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

(Fuck these colons) I have a whole junk heap of oddities which out-odd all y'all by leaps and bounds. :| [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:48, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:Yeah yeah, we're all odd, we get it. Quit reminding everybody. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:49, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::i shot a man in reno {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:51, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::that

:::that doesn't sound that odd actually {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:51, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::::just to watch him die {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:56, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

== you're a monster ==

all those poor poor dead pages and their widowed families, HAVE YOU NO SHAME? {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:06, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
:i literally get off on the screams and despair of these pages as i rob them of their precious lives {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:08, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

== lex would you ==

like to know. in great and long detail. what would happen if Wikihood Lex tried to flirt on Ventin. it'd be fun. I promise. {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:17, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:wikihood lex is asexual tho {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:18, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

== knock knock ==

who's there {{User:StroHersh/sig}}
:the power of voodoo {{User:Sephiroth/sig}}
::doctor who ha ha you said it {{User:StroHersh/sig}}
:::No I'm pretty sure he's talking about the babe. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 20:47, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
::::do what {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:07, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::The babe with the power. The power of voodoo. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 21:09, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::to get to the other side!!! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:12, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::the aristocrats {{User:StroHersh/sig}}
::::::::word to ''your'' mother #{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:50, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::please no :( {{User:StroHersh/sig}}
::::::::::yes ;) {{User:Sephiroth/sig}}

== I have a kweschun ==

I don't remember the era of Autistic Bisexuals. When did you become their hot god? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:22, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:it's like a global statistic that about 80% of the users here either fall into the category of autistic or bisexual. and i'm apparently their lord and master despite being neither of those things {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:35, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::Ah. As I am not bisexual, I was confused. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:36, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::believe me, i am just as confused {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:02, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::don't worry, we know your confused, but once you clear up we'll be very supportive of your lifestyle {{User:StroHersh/sig}}
:::::hersh can you explain to us why you didn't like it when we used the word retarded {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 16:50, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::because i was retarded {{User:StroHersh/sig}}

Another question. If you plan to make Katawa Hearts in order to have my blood boil, do you plan to make the characters all drawn in Jhonen Vasquez-ish style or Psychonauts-ish style? I can't remember which of those two art styles I loathe more. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 18:16, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:well it's text so i wasn't thinking of an art-style, but you can totally imagine it like psychonauts if you like {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:22, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::I'm not sure if I want to make my eyes hurt that badly .-. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 18:24, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

== '5 Cool Gays' ==

really lex {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:30, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
:it looks like...

:YOU GOT TROLLED!!! XD

http://i.imgur.com/cWUtQLl.png

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:43, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

== FRANK-N-FURTER ==

IT'S ALL OVERRRRR {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:34, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
:YOUR MISSION IS A FAILURE {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:39, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
::YOUR LIFESTYLE'S TOO EXTREME {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:42, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
:::I'M YOUR ''NEWWWWWWW'' COMMANDER {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:44, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
::::YOU NOW ARE MY PRISONERRRR {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:45, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
:::::WE RETURN TO TRANSYLVANIAAA {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:50, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
::::::PREPARE THE TRANSIT BEAAAAAAAAAM {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:51, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
:::::::i remember discovering rocky horror in 9th grade and everyone thinking i was transgender when i sang sweet transvestite out loud in class {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:52, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
::::::::!!!
::::::::yourenot?!?!?! {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:54, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::nah {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:56, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

== m8 ==

i will fight u {{User:StroHersh/sig}}
:i do it because i love you {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:29, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
::don't treat me like i'm one of your OTHER WOMEN {{User:StroHersh/sig}}
:::no, it's just... in my life, there's been heartache and pain {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:32, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
::::okay i forgive you

::::wanna yiff {{User:StroHersh/sig}}
:::::I would love to, ben {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:38, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
::::::i've got my fursuit ready {{User:StroHersh/sig}}
:::::::get off my lawn {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:10, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

== lex ==

why are you not on steam

i want to talk to you

and pester you to update wikihoods {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 00:25, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:oh, i'll get on ass app {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:28, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

==Oh man, serious sam?==
I've never played serious sam and kinda want to.
:I'll PM you the codes on Twitter. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:31, 12 September 2013 (UTC)

== hey lex ==

touch {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:19, 14 September 2013 (UTC)

== Hey alexandria. ==

I see you restored many JCM songs. I totally didnt tell you to do that you rulebreaker {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:oh shiiiiiiiiiiit {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:25, 25 February 2014 (UTC)

== I actually thought there was a serious reasoning behind you having a fake birthdate on your userpage ==

ohp :9 {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:54, 22 March 2014 (UTC)
:no i'm just an idiot {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:00, 22 March 2014 (UTC)

== Re: Member ==

Remember to sing only inside of realized phantoms. -[[User:The thing|Sigh fur station]] 18:31, 2 February 2017 (EST)
:whatever you're taking i'll have two please {{User:Tyrannosaurus Lex/sig}} 00:13, 3 February 2017 (EST)
::[[Countown/3|Don't hold your fort in your eye alone.]] -[[User:The thing|Jester Twister]] 13:52, 3 February 2017 (EST)
:::[[Countown|Linear time has regrouped]] -[[User:The thing|Shot Messenger]] 17:23, 6 February 2017 (EST)

== Break My Stride - Matthew Wilder ==

Last night I had the strangest dream 
I sailed away to China 
In a little row boat to find ya 
And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned 
Didn't want no one to hold you What does that mean 
And you said 

Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride 
Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no 
I got to keep on movin' 
Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride 
I'm running and I won't touch ground 
Oh no, I got to keep on movin' 

You're on the road and now you pray it lasts
 The road behind was rocky
 But now you're feeling cocky
 You look at me and you see your past
 Is that the reason why you're runnin' so fast
 And she said
 Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
 Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no
 I got to keep on moving
 Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
 I'm running and I won't touch ground
 Oh no, I got to keep on moving
 Never let another girl like you work me over
 Never let another girl like you drag me under
 If I meet another girl like you, I will tell her
 Never want another girl like you, have to say, oh
 Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
 Nobody gonna slow me down
 Oh no, oh no, I got to keep on moving
 Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
 I'm running and I won't touch ground
 Oh no, I got to keep on movin'
 Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
 Nobody gonna slow me down
 Oh no, oh no, I got to keep on moving
 Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
 I'm running and I won't touch ground
 Oh no, I got to keep on movin'
 Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
 Nobody gonna slow me down
 Oh no, I got to keep on moving
 Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
 I'm running and I won't touch ground
 Oh no, I got to keep on movin'
 Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride
 Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh no

== Can't believe people are still using this wiki ==

Keep on trucking - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 11:56, 28 July 2024 (EDT)
:i am honestly amazed that you are still hosting this
:like
:i am 30 years old and i have an actual adult job and making adult money and yet the site i used to frequent as a 12 year old is still intact
:it's amazing honestly {{User:Tyrannosaurus Lex/sig}} 04:23, 23 August 2025 (EDT)

Timmy Turner Meets the God Of Destruction

2024-06-05T04:18:32Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex:

== Summary ==
After becoming addicted to watching late-night martial arts matches, Timmy wishes that he too can become a martial artist. Looking for a challenge, he also asks his fairies to give him the strongest opponent in the universe. To his shock and horror, this wish catches the attention of Beerus, the God of Destruction. Faced against an irate deity who did not wish to be disturbed, Timmy must now make things right by preventing Beerus from destroying the planet.

== Transcript ==

=== Opening ===

''{Timmy Turner is sitting inside a school bus, looking depressed as his fellow schoolkids are laughing at him and ridiculing him. He exits the bus only to be thrown face-first into a puddle by a dodgeball which is thrown directly at him.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Timmy is an average kid that no one understands...

''{Timmy goes home to see his parents standing at the door. However, these are not his real parents, but a cardboard cutout, which is revealed as his evil babysitter, Vicky, pushes it away, and grabs Timmy by his shirt collar, looking at him deviously and yelling in his face.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands.

'''VICKY:''' BED, TWERP!!

''{Timmy runs upstairs as a silouette of Vicky cackling can be seen in the background. He opens the door to his bedroom, to be greeted by his two pet goldfish, who are in reality, his fairy godparents.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Doom and gloom

Up in his room

It's broken instantly

By his magic little fish

Who grant his every wish

'Cause in reality

''{His goldfish transform into the recognizably humanoid figures of Cosmo and Wanda, who proceed to enchant Timmy's toybox, prompting a small dinosaur toy to grow tremendously. Wanda appears in front of Timmy, while Cosmo appears from the mouth of the toy dinosaur.}''

'''SINGERS:''' They are his...

OddParents, Fairly OddParents!

'''WANDA:''' Wands and wings!

'''COSMO:''' Floaty crowny things!

'''SINGERS:''' OddParents, Fairly OddParents!

''{A montage of scenes are shown, as narrated by the singers and Timmy Turner. As Timmy is dictating, Vicky is shown being chased by the trio and is transformed through Timmy's whims.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod!

'''TIMMY:''' Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice! Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

''{Timmy's bedroom has been transformed into a stage as the producer's name is shown. Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and the main title is shown.}'''

'''SINGERS:'' OddParents, Fairy OddParents!

It flips your lid

When you are the kid

With Fairly OddParents!

''{Vicky appears, only for her head to be transformed into a bell.}''

'''VICKY:''' Yeah right!

=== Episode ===

''{Open: Mr. Crocker's classroom, at the Dimmsdale Elementary School. Mr. Crocker is giving a lecture to the students, while Timmy Turner is noticably asleep. Cosmo and Wanda, who have taken the forms of his pencil and eraser, are trying to wake him up.}''

'''WANDA:''' Timmy, wake up! You don't want Crocker to realize you've been sleeping in the middle of class again!

'''COSMO:''' Yeah, you know how mean Crocker can get! If he catches you, he'll- TOO LATE!!

''{Cosmo and Wanda become motionless as Mr. Crocker blows a trumpet directly at Timmy, waking him up immediately. Timmy jumps from his seat in shock.}''

'''TIMMY:''' WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHY- CROCKER!?!?!?

''{The whole class laughs at Timmy's misfortune. Mr. Crocker leans forward and looks straight at Timmy.}''

'''MR. CROCKER:''' Sleeping in my class ''again'', Turner?

'''TIMMY:''' I wasn't- I mean- I didn't mean to- I-

'''MR. CROCKER:''' Save the excuses, Turner! A lazy fool like you will get nowhere in life anyway. Well, not without a helping hand, at least... Not without your...

''{Mr. Crocker performs an array of exaggerated gestures with every syllable of his phrasing.}''

'''MR. CROCKER:''' FAI-RY GOD-PAR-ENTS!!

''{Timmy laughs nervously.}''

'''TIMMY:''' Haha, very funny, Mr. Crocker. But I wasn't sleeping, I was-

'''MR. CROCKER:''' Don't worry, Turner. You can rest easily tonight. But tomorrow, prepared to meet me after class for detention! I would give it to you for today, but unfortunately, my dear mother needs me to help her prepare for her 1980s dance recital.

''{The school bell rings.}''

'''MR. CROCKER:''' ...And that is my cue to leave!

''{Mr. Crocker rips off his suit, revealing that he is wearing a neon-purple leotard, complete with legwarmers. Generic synth music plays as he performs a variety of dance moves. He turns to Timmy and frowns.}''

'''MR. CROCKER:''' REMEMBER, TURNER. DETENTION, TOMORROW.

''{Mr. Crocker moonwalks out of the classroom. Cut to Timmy Turner in his bedroom with his fairies, after school.}''

'''TIMMY:''' I can't believe Crocker gave me a detention! I was just resting my eyes!

'''WANDA:''' You know, Timmy, perhaps you wouldn't be feeling so tired if you didn't keep staying up so late, watching those martial arts films!

'''TIMMY:''' Come on, Wanda! It wasn't that late!

'''COSMO:''' Yeah, Wanda! 5AM is in the morning, so Timmy wasn't staying up late, he was up early!

'''TIMMY:''' Yeah! Exactly!

'''WANDA:''' Ugh... Just- promise not to stay up so late tonight, okay?

'''TIMMY:''' Of course! I totally promise to go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight!

''{Later that night, Timmy is downstairs in the living room, sitting on the couch while eating a packet of chips. He is noticably tired, with a five o'clock shadow and bloodshot eyes.}''

'''WANDA:''' Timmy, you promised not to stay up late tonight! Do you want Mr. Crocker to get angry at you again?

'''TIMMY:''' What's he gonna do? Give me ''another'' detention?

'''WANDA:''' Yes?

'''COSMO:''' Re-lax, Wanda! Who needs school anyway, when you have KUNG FUUUUUUUU!!!!!

'''TIMMY:''' Yeah! Look at martial arts sensation, Jackie Lee! I bet he doesn't have to go to school!

''{Cut to the TV screen. A generic martial arts movie hero is seen fighting a gang of ninjas. Timmy stands in front of the TV and mimics the moves of Jackie Lee, making exaggerated kung-fu noises while doing so.}''

'''TIMMY:''' You know what? I wanna be just as cool as Jackie Lee! Cosmo, Wanda? I wish to be a martial arts champion!

''{Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands, and Timmy's clothing changes into a martial arts gi. His hair also becomes noticably spikier. Timmy grins as he flexes his muscles.}''

'''TIMMY:''' Aw yeah! I'm a champion now! HIIII-YAH!!

''{Timmy performs a variety of kung-fu moves, including karate chopping the couch, which splits in two. Wanda sighs and puts it back together.}''

'''WANDA:''' Will you go to sleep now, Timmy? You can practice your moves tomorrow!

'''TIMMY:''' You're right, I can do it at school, and it'd be super cool! I'll even impress Trixie Tang!

'''COSMO:''' That's the sport, slugger!

''{Timmy yawns.}''

'''TIMMY:''' I am pretty tired. Goodnight guys!

'''COSMO AND WANDA:''' Goodnight, Timmy!

''{Timmy and the fairies go upstairs to go to sleep. The next morning, Timmy springs awake, punching his alarm clock off the table and making his way downstairs, while pretending to fight imaginary ninjas. Cosmo and Wanda are left behind.}''

'''WANDA:''' Cosmo, do you ever worry about Timmy?

'''COSMO:''' What do you mean?

'''WANDA:''' I mean, I feel like having us is just making him more reckless every day. I don't know, I just feel like something majorly bad is going to end up happening.

'''COSMO:''' Probably, Wanda. Proooo-bably.

''{Cut to Timmy on the playground at recess. He is playing tetherball with AJ and Chester, but suddenly, he is confronted by Francis, he picks him up by his collar.}'''

'''FRANCIS:''' Nice costume, DWEEB.

'''TIMMY:''' Let me go, Francis! Or you'll be sorry!

'''FRANCIS:''' Oh yeah? What are you gonna do, loser?

'''TIMMY:''' I'll do... this!

''{While still being held by Francis, Timmy kicks him in the face, causing Francis to drop him. All the school kids gasp as they gather around to watch the two fight. Francis looks furious, as Timmy's kick has made his nose bleed.}''

'''FRANCIS:''' You... made me bleed! That's not even allowed on children's television! YOU'RE DEAD, TURNER!

''{Francis charges towards Timmy, who ducks underneath and punches Francis in the stomach, causing him to fly back into the monkey bars. Francis picks up a nearby dodgeball and throws it viciously at Timmy, but Timmy catches it, before jumping and performing a roundhouse kick on the ball, causing it to fly back and hit Francis, knocking him out of the playground entirely. All the kids cheer for Timmy, picking him up and parading him around the playground. They stop however, at the sight of Trixie Tang, who looks at Timmy with admiration. The crowd drop Timmy, and go back to what they were originally doing on the playground.}''

'''TRIXIE:''' Wow, Tommy!

'''TIMMY:''' T-Timmy...

'''TRIXIE:''' I didn't know you were so tough!

''{Timmy blushes.}''

'''TIMMY:''' Well, um- what can I say, I'm just-

'''TRIXIE:''' I'm hosting a party later tonight, and it is going to be so awesome. I would absolutely love to see you there! Perhaps you could show us some of your fighting moves while you're at it!

'''TIMMY:''' Haha, of.. of course! I am so up for that!

'''TRIXIE:''' Awesome! I'll see you there, tough guy!

''{Trixie leaves. Timmy is excited. Cosmo and Wanda poof in front of him.}''

'''COSMO:''' Wow, great job, Timmy! You really kicked that guy's butt!!

'''TIMMY:''' I know right? I feel... so powerful!!

'''WANDA:''' That's great Timmy, but don't you think that you should try to restrain yourself? It's best not to be looking for fights, you-...

'''TIMMY:''' I just had an idea! For some reason, I don't know why, but I have the urge to fight someone strong!

'''WANDA:''' Francis is pretty strong, Timmy. Do you really need to fight someone stronger?

'''TIMMY:''' Of course! Ooh! I have an idea!

'''COSMO:''' What is it, Timmeroo?

'''TIMMY:''' You know what would really impress Trixie? If I fought someone really powerful at her party! She'd surely love me then!

'''COSMO:''' That's a great idea, Timmy!

'''WANDA:''' What? What do you mean, that's a great idea, ''Timmy''? It's reckless and irresponsible, it's-...

'''TIMMY:''' I wish that I could meet the strongest fighter in the universe!

'''WANDA:''' Oh no. You didn't just-...

'''COSMO:''' What could possibly go wrong?

'''TIMMY:''' Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?

''{Wanda whispers a few words into Cosmo's ear. Cosmo's expression goes from happy, to outright terrified.}''

'''COSMO:''' THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION?! TIMMY, NO! YOU HAVE TO RECONSIDER THIS WISH!

''{Timmy scoffs.}''

'''TIMMY:''' Pfft, it'll be fine, I promise! Grant it, I wanna meet them!

''{Wanda turns to Cosmo.}''

'''WANDA:''' It was nice knowing you, Cosmo.

'''COSMO:''' And you too, Wanda.

''{The two gulp with fear as they raise their wands. Cut to a remote planet, located in an entirely different part of the universe. The planet is shaped like an upside-down pyramid, with the base acting as the planet's surface. On top of the planet is a gigantic dead tree, which also hosts a variety of impressively crafted buildings. Surrounding the planet is a myriad of much smaller planets, orbiting it. Zoom in to the scene at the base of the three. Two powerful men with spiky hair are sparring with each other, while a tall man, with blue skin and white hair, looks upon them and observes.}''

'''GOKU:''' Gee, you're actually getting close to reaching my level of power, Vegeta! I really do have to step it up a notch, huh?

''{Vegeta scoffs.}''

'''VEGETA:''' Hah, damn right you do. If you think you're ever going to surpass the Prince of All Saiyans, you thought wrong!

''{The two continue to trade blows as the blue man watches them.}''

'''WHIS:''' You two have been at this for almost twelve hours now. Are you sure you want to carry on?

'''VEGETA:''' What are you talking about? Of course we do! We're Saiyans, we don't just quit!

'''WHIS:''' I see. And here I was, thinking that you two were hungry or something. Nevermind, I'll just eat dinner alone.

''{Goku perks up.}''

'''GOKU:''' Did you just say dinner?

''{Immediately after finishing his question, Goku is winded by a blow to the windpipe, causing him to keel over.}''

'''VEGETA:''' Don't you ''EVER'' take your eyes off of me! You let your guard down!

'''GOKU:''' No fair Vegeta, he mentioned dinner, you know how I am about food!

'''VEGETA:''' True Saiyans can go weeks without food in the direst of situations. And here you are, telling me that you're distracted by dinner?

'''GOKU:''' Well, yeah! Food is yummy, I'm not just gonna stop eating it because I'm a Saiyan, or whatever.

''{Whis laughs.}''

'''WHIS:''' Vegeta does have a point, you know.

''{Suddenly, a figure appears from the branches of the tree. A tall, humanoid, cat-like creature, wearing lavish jewelry, and baggy blue trousers.}''

'''BEERUS:''' Whis, are you still training these Saiyans? It's been hours now, give it a rest!

'''GOKU:''' Aw, but we're not tired yet!

'''BEERUS:''' Well, I am. I'm tired by your very presence! Whis, give them a res-...

''{Suddenly, both Beerus and Whis disappear, leaving Goku and Vegeta alone on the planet.}''

'''VEGETA:''' W-wha? They just... vanished?!

'''GOKU:''' Aw man, do you know where Whis keeps his food?

'''VEGETA:''' You idiot! Don't you know that we're stuck here until they get back?

''{Cut back to the playground of Dimmsdale Elementary. Beerus and Whis suddenly appear in front of Timmy and the fairies, having been summoned by them.}''

'''BEERUS:''' ...rest?

''{Beerus looks around him.}''

'''BEERUS:''' This is not my planet.

''{Beerus looks at Timmy.}''

'''BEERUS:''' You're neither Goku nor Vegeta.

''{Beerus looks at the fairies.}''

'''BEERUS:''' And you two are-... fairies?!

''{Whis laughs.}'''

'''WHIS:''' Oh my, master. It appears as if we were summoned.

'''BEERUS:''' What? What is the meaning of this?

''{Timmy points to Whis.}''

'''TIMMY:''' You! You must be the strongest fighter in the universe!

''{Whis points to himself and giggles.}''

'''WHIS:''' Me? Oh ho! I suppose I am, aren't?

''{Beerus rolls his eyes.}''

'''BEERUS:''' Do brag about it, won't you.

'''WHIS:''' Oh don't mind me, Master. I wouldn't dream to rob you of the glory.

''{Beerus turns to Timmy.}''

'''BEERUS:''' You. Child. Tell me why you have summoned us here with your...

''{Beerus shoots a look at Cosmo and Wanda and scoffs with disgust.}''

'''BEERUS:''' ''{With genuine disdain in his voice.}'' ''Fairies.''

'''TIMMY:''' My name is Timmy Turner, and I am a Martial Arts Champion! I summoned you here to test my strength!

'''BEERUS:''' Really? Because from where I'm standing, you look like a petulant ten-year-old with irresponsible guardianship.

'''WHIS:''' Oh, you'd know all about that now, wouldn't you, Lord Beerus?

''{Beerus scoffs.}''

'''BEERUS:''' Kid, lemme tell you now, while I'm still in a good mood. Those fairies are bad news. You're gonna get yourself...

''{Beerus makes a throat cutting motion and an "ack" sound, signalling death}''

'''BEERUS:''' ...if you keep them around.

'''WANDA:''' Hey, Mr. Beerus! You can't go saying things like that to Timmy, you-...

''{Beerus suddenly appears close right in front of Wanda, with a threatening look on his face.}''

'''BEERUS:''' If it were up to me, your putrid little Fairy World would have been tossed into the abyss by now. Be careful that I don't come back and finish the job.

''{Beerus turns back to Timmy.}''

'''BEERUS:''' And you. Child. You really don't want to fight me. You can ask your stupid irresponsible fairies why. Don't bother me again.

''{Beerus shoots up into the sky. Whis shrugs.}''

'''WHIS:''' Aw look, Lord Beerus decided to spare you all! You've been awfully lucky! Toodle-oo!!

''{Whis waves at the three and flies up with Beerus. Timmy Turner looks aggravated while Cosmo and Wanda are shellshocked.}''

'''TIMMY:''' What's the big idea with that jerk? He's a stupid cat!! Fairies are awesome!! Right, guys?

'''WANDA:''' Timmy... that was Beerus. We're lucky to still be alive after that. That was a really irresponsible wish you made!

'''COSMO:''' We're alive?? WE'RE ALIVE!!!

'''TIMMY:''' Why are you two so scared? You have magical powers!

'''WANDA:''' Timmy, Beerus is no ordinary being! He's the God of Destruction!

'''COSMO:''' THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!

'''TIMMY:''' What's that? Why does he hate Fairies so much?

'''WANDA:''' It's a story that took place a long, long, time ago.

Lexhood/ThreeDays

2024-02-02T04:19:42Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex:

"Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock."

The clock kept ticking. It was 4:29AM on a Monday. Garfield Wiggins lay in his bed, tossing and turning. He never slept peacefully. Not since the day Stephanie walked out on him. Her visage haunted him in his dreams; and while awake, he constantly wondered how different things could have been had he made the right choices.

As the clock turned 4:30, it rang out in an ear-piercingly shrill alarm; a wicked clarion call, replacing the orderliness of the ticking with an agonizing din.

"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING"

Garfield sighed peacefully as he opened his eyes. He slammed his fist on the clock, halting the infernal alarm. One would assume that Garfield disliked the alarm; after all, it is such a grotesque sound. A vile, piercing cacophony of noise that would drive any man to madness. Yet to Garfield, such a sound was like music to him. A reflection of the disorder within his mind; after all, it was within such chaos and noise that Garfield felt most at peace. It was the silence that he did not like.

Garfield, dressed only in his finest boxer shorts, slid from his covers and shuffled over to his wardrobe, stepping over his curated assortments of magical curio, scientific knick-knacks, and unwashed clothing in the process. He picked a white shirt and khakis. While at home, Garfield prefers to dress in a more eclectic manner. The dress code at Noxcorp was one he followed begrudgingly.

He quietly stepped out of his bedroom, treading lightly so as not to disturb either of his roommates. He walked out of the apartment and down the stairs to the back of the restaurant, where he was greeted with the pleasant aroma of garlic, onion, and bacon. As he walked through the hallway, he passed the kitchen, where he saw Grigory Volkov preparing the first batch of pierogi. Volkov stood at an impressive 6'5". Even as the march of time began to slow him down, his presence was no less imposing. Volkov whistled a happy tune from the Soviet days as he stood over a hot skillet.

Garfield waved at Volkov. "Hey Volkov! You're up early today."

The large Russian man turned around to greet his friend. A warm smile appeared on his stony face as he waved back to Garfield.

"Good morning friend! These pierogi don't make themselves."

"They smell delicious."

Volkov raised an eyebrow at Garfield and pointed his spatula in his direction.

"You haven't eaten yet, have you?"

Garfield chuckled. "Nothing gets past you, does it?"

"You're a scientist, friend! That big brain of yours needs fuel. Sit down at one of the tables. I'll get you a hearty plate of pierogi. Real food. Good for soul."

Garfield protested. "I'm flattered, but I have something important I'm working on. I need to go to-"

"Bah. Nonsense! You need food more than they need you. Wait just a minute. I'll serve you something fresh."

Garfield walked over to the front of the restaurant and took a seat at a booth next to the window. Garfield and Volkov were wide awake, but Towningdale was asleep. Dawn had begun to break through but had not yet reached the clouds. The streets were empty. Across the road was "Ragnar's Laundromat," a Dwarven-run business that undersold itself with such a mundane name. Where else could one enchant their white shirts so as not to stain? As Garfield stared wistfully at the laundromat exterior, he began to daydream. Thoughts of a mysterious blue-haired woman entered his mind as he gazed through the window. Suddenly, his concentration was broken by the sound of heavy footsteps.

"FRESH, HOT, PIEROGI!" yelled Volkov, in a friendly yet booming voice. Garfield jumped from his seat as Volkov heavily sat at the other side of the booth, laying down a large plate of assorted pierogi on the table. Potato and cheese, sauerkraut and mushroom, spinach and feta, and even a pumpkin flavour, garnished with sour cream and flakes of bacon. Garfield breathed in deeply, taking in the delicious scents of the food.

"This smells delicious, Volkov! You keep outdoing yourself!"

Volkov chuckled triumphantly. "Katyusha's is the best pierogi place in town. There's a reason people come to Volkov for their pierogi. Now come on. Try one."

Garfield picked up a fork and took a pumpkin-flavoured dumpling. He put it in his mouth and hummed contentedly as he swallowed it. "Oh, this is good!"

"Try another."

The taste of the first pierogi was enough for Garfield to momentarily drop his inhibitions. Grabbing the fork for dear life, he began to dig in, mercilessly devouring the pierogi on his plate. Volkov leaned back in his seat.

"Told you, you needed this. Now, what's on your mind?"

Garfield swallowed the mass of food in his mouth. "What do you mean?"

"You're in a hurry today. Tried to say no to my pierogi. I charge you little rent. I give you free pierogi and you turn me down? That's an insult to Volkov!"

"Oh geez, I'm sorry Volkov. Yeah, I've got some big shit going on at work. I'm working on ''something big.''"

"Big, you say?"

Lexhood/ThreeDays

2024-02-02T03:49:35Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex:

Lexhood

2024-02-02T02:24:15Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex:

This is where I will post my Wikihood-universe writings.

== Contents ==
* [[/ThreeDays|Three Days of NOXIGAR]] - Garfield makes a breakthrough discovery at NOXCORP. Deadly consequences ensue.
* [[/Brodyssey|The Brodyssey]] - Felix catches up with an old "friend."

Lexhood/ThreeDays

2024-01-31T04:24:50Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex:

Lexhood/ThreeDays

2024-01-31T04:01:44Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex: Created page with ""Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock." The clock kept ticking. It was 4:29AM on a Monday. Garfield Wiggins lay in his bed, tossing and turning. He never slept peacefully. Not..."

Lexhood

2024-01-31T03:38:54Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex: Created page with "This is where I will post my Wikihood-universe writings. == Contents == * Three Days of NOXIGAR - Garfield makes a breakthrough discovery at NOXCORP. Deadly co..."

This is where I will post my Wikihood-universe writings.

== Contents ==
* [[/ThreeDays|Three Days of NOXIGAR]] - Garfield makes a breakthrough discovery at NOXCORP. Deadly consequences ensue.

Talk:NPP pissed/5

2022-07-20T00:08:34Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex: /* y'know he wasn't even wrong tho */ new section

I'm sorry! I forget! That's why I quit it! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 00:12, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
:Welcome to 2008 {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 00:51, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

can someone tell me why npp is all distressed at the moment I seem to have missed something -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 00:54, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

== y'know he wasn't even wrong tho ==

{{User:Tyrannosaurus Lex/sig}} 20:08, 19 July 2022 (EDT)

Talk:ULTIMATE BUGGY CHALLENGE

2022-07-19T23:59:52Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex:

MUTANT CAT BUGGY OR OCTAGONDUDE [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 02:20, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
:Sharpagon. A hexagaon shaped buggy with spikes all over it. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::User-type buggies with similar names. {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}
Squid, because squids are the best animal. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433105768586412032/998293065250906162/Dino_Lizard_Buggie_Nugget.png

i was nostalgia browsing a while ago and rediscovered buggies somehow and while i understand liking the triangle bitch i cannot believe we all slept on the absolute best boy and then i accidentally cross stitched a card with the best boy on it. so. heres the lizard dino buggey nugget babeyyyyy 👈😎👈 {{User:Miss Peach/sig}}

:https://i.imgur.com/wTW66XC.png

:you know I had to draw the whole green gang. shout out to the buggies {{User:Dane/sig}} 18:18, 17 July 2022 (EDT)

damn i can't believe skully b came up with the idea for NFTs before anybody else did {{User:Tyrannosaurus Lex/sig}} 19:59, 19 July 2022 (EDT)
:also nice job peach and dane {{User:Tyrannosaurus Lex/sig}}

Talk:ULTIMATE BUGGY CHALLENGE

2022-07-19T23:59:23Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex:

User:Tyrannosaurus Lex

2022-07-16T00:07:43Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex: Replaced content with "My name is Alex. But you can call me Sephiroth. https://64.media.tumblr.com/9630b79ddce186f0b391368a6cb529ca/be645e9a140575a5-44/s75x75_c1/c39b5c1b19e01106a9a79dc1dd2..."

My name is Alex.

But you can call me Sephiroth.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/9630b79ddce186f0b391368a6cb529ca/be645e9a140575a5-44/s75x75_c1/c39b5c1b19e01106a9a79dc1dd2b927c3e75ae7f.gif

Talk:Main Page

2022-07-16T00:04:34Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex: /* jibney */

{{MainArchive}}

== oh dear ==

see above {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:What the absolute hell happened to the Main Page and why is the text in Comic Sans? :| [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:39, 27 April 2013 (UTC)
::because its funny {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Comic Sans is so overused.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 18:32, 27 April 2013 (UTC)
::::http://i.imgur.com/HKCmPTb.jpg {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:06, 27 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::then why the hell am I not laughing at the Comic Sans part? Just sayin'. :P[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 00:24, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::because you have a dry sense of humor and it obviously doesn't help you much in situations like these {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:42, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::OH SNAAAAP {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 02:23, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::i was kidding. Of course Comic Sans are part of the joke. i was actually laughing. I mean, it's not like Seltzerberg humor. RIGGGGGGGGHT?![[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]15:40, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::Seltzerberg is a comedic genius what are you talking about {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:32, 29 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::interbet... -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 01:50, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::dafuq did you say, Lex? Seriously, if these two are "comedic geniuses," then elaborate why they are because they aren't. They are worse than Uwe Boll.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 13:28, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::Uwe Boll? Oh man, I love that guy. Watched House of the Dead the other day, I couldn't believe what a cinematic masterpiece is. And I don't even need to explain why Friedberg and Seltzer are comedic geniuses, ever seen Epic Movie, or Disaster Movie? Or Vampires Suck? They're the best spoof films since Leslie Nielsen's Airplane and you totally know it. I study cinema, so I know what I am talking about. We're in a period of enlightenment. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:11, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::::At least Uwe Boll movies are, to me, a guilty pleasure. but while we're on the subject of Seltzerberg, I have seen only one movie from seltzerberg and that's Disaster Movie, and i hated it. You can't put that stupid movie in the same league as Airplane. That's like putting Kesha in the same league as metallica. If you're trollin', good joke then.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]15:16, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::::Kesha is much better than that piece of shit Metallica what are you talking about {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:02, 30 April 2013 (UTC)

tvb is just a dumb kid who doesn't get the art. he just doesn't get HOW MUCH BETTER THE CARTOONS WE GOT IN THE 90'S WERE than the SHIT we get now. i feel sorry for kids who weren't born in the nineties. signed skullbranch 1998
:Why thank you, strong intelligent for the nice comment. You gave me a boner.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 0:00, 3 May 2013 (UTC)

Why are you people editing this site? Let it rest in peace. {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:00, 3 May 2013 (UTC)
:Because someone's gotta riff Arceus Emails, and the people who were going to riff it left their riffs incomplete. Also, having a riff quota that isn't sated is why I am still here. There's also Wikihood, but whether or not it continues to be edited is entirely up to Lex and Chaos, who are both undisputedly better writers than me. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:11, 3 May 2013 (UTC)
::i think you're prejudiced here, noxigar, no mention of the goddamn koalas huh

::and yes they are better writers than you most people are {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::i'm just here to stroke my egoboner {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 13:34, 3 May 2013 (UTC)
::::i can take care of that for you ;))) {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

I'd say the front page is pretty dang ironic. Keep up the good work, fellas. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 06:39, 29 July 2013 (UTC)
:Pls continue blue ninja {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

== backup wiki ==

in the event that super sam shuts down the wiki we should probably make a backup wiki with the good stuff on it

now the question is what is the good stuff

now i would say the outstandingly good, shit, active shit, or just stuff worth keeping would be:

*Anything linked on [[WUW:Wiki Free-For-All Week/inlovingmemory]]
*[[Bell Quest]]
*[[Records Of Bell/Records]]
*Anything linked on [[WUW:Must-reads]]
*[[The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo]]
*[[Wikihood]]
*[[RiffText]]
*[[Jose's Mexican Space Adventure]]
*[[NachoMan's User Art]]
*[[Conshow]] (only because of the history and popularity, including the prestige of one of its episodes being longest on the wiki for a while)
*[[Liamemail.omelet]]
*[[Yahtzee Style Reviews]]
*[[Green Grass and High Tides Forever!]]
*[[I Know Why The Sun Shines]]
*[[Everything You Know Is Wrong]] (only because without it stuff like I Know Why The Sun Shines doesn't make any lick of sense)
*[[Gilligan 'n' Tracy]]
*[[JCMovies]]
*[[Space-Aged Stupidity]]
*[[TVB Goes to the Movies]]
*[[Ben Does Karaoke]]
*[[Arena Battling: Part 2]]
*[[Weird-Faced Gallery]]
*[[Fake Albums]]
*[[The World's Greatest]]
*[[THE "TEXAS IS COOL" SERIES]]
*[[WUW Edition!]]
*anything Raiku ever made that stuff was great

if you have any more additions you find necessary add them on {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:Im a bell deleted Records of Bell aeons ago. Otherwise I'm fine with a majority of those. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 01:46, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::me and lex restored them all a while ago {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:::Oh sweet. Maybe I can riff Records of Bell now that it's actually finished and revived. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 01:56, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::We could also port a few of the more successful interactives with us too. The only thing I want to discuss is the identity of the Wiki User Wiki, as while it's practical I think perhaps a new identity could serve us well, as well as maybe finding a way to better advertise ourselves to generate a new consistent flow of traffic either here or there. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:00, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::what would we call it? there's not really a category for all this shit {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::::Honestly I'd keep Wikihood, Jose's Mexican Space Adventure, Rifftext, and ''maybe'' the BellQuest saga among those. I know what we can call the new backup wiki, though. We call it the Solemn Pizzeria Wiki. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:06, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::do you not find any of the others listed good? {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::::::I don't know, but "Wiki User Wiki" is a bit ambiguous and the name should more closely relate to the fact that we're using mediawiki as a common ground to flex our creative muscles {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:10, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::Due to the way Rifftext works we wind up saving the rest of those other fanstuffs by proxy of 'em having been riffed. I don't think NachoMan cares about his user artwork anymore, so it being gone is probably something he won't regard in any way. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:14, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::we're saving most of them cause they're classics, man {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:::::::::Technically we don't have to port the original riffed stuff over, but it loses its lustre if we don't have proof to show for it. Though, to be fair, I never saw the original versions of any of the movies they showed on MST3K so it's not like it isn't a weird concept, but it kind of loses novelty. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:22, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::Gurl, let me tell you. I am ''quite'' the novelty killer. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:31, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
JCMovies and RiffText are classics? My time on here hasn't been a waste, then! {{User:JCM/sig}} 02:40, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:despite the thinly veiled sarcastic layers of shit we give you and each other we appreciate you and really like your work {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:42, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Can we have that dumb show about the Koala bear please I really liked that {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:I will give The World's Greatest credit for being the only show that kept me coming here for the last two years. {{User:JCM/sig}} 18:00, 19 August 2013 (UTC)

this list is stupid and you should all be ashamed of yourselves {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:37, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

== editing problems ==

http://i.imgur.com/6BBjiqV.png

someone explain this shit to me
:index w is a part of clamburger.org, most likely a part that didn't make it through when Sam upgraded the servers, but we still have to path through to make edits, and if you try and edit a certain way it winds up at the beginning of the index which no longer exists, causing an error {{grad}} {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:06, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
::but how do i fix it dad
:::I find that making a new section is safe, as well as pages that have no sections, but editing whole pages with multiple sections doesn't seem to work {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:11, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
::::it's annoying and i hate it and i want it fixed NOW {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:52, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

I think I got the problem! It's links. I looked this up, and it's apparently something to do with an anti-spam filter. Remember when we had all those bots that kept making pages with crap on them? Well basically, I think this filter detects how many links on one page, and goes from there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Rl4p5IWPs - One link ain't any trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0CAiRE34Kg - Two links ain't any trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWixKbU2xdU - Three links ain't any trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdszkvsKx5Y - But when I add a fourth link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN7pCuNtO6Q - Oh. it worked.

=== what about now ===
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYiy2_ZavU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYiy2_ZavU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYiy2_ZavU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYiy2_ZavU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYiy2_ZavU
COME THE FUCK ON

=== okay i don't know what it is ===

=== shit ===

i don't think its either headlines or links

i can edit jose's mexican space adventure with two headlines and the pastebin link, and the full version has no links in it and i cant post it. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

=== Hey guys can you chill for a moment? ===

I'm trying to watch this Megaman 5 Race: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55Y9cqlWs6k [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 23:53, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

== why don't we have more users ==

we need more users

we need to spread the loooove {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 01:42, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:well this place was attacked by chinese spambots a few months ago and super sam blocked the user create function to stop them
:ever since then we've been isolated from the outside world {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:44, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::but what happens when we run out of rations? and air?? {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 01:48, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::we've managed to become self-sustaining for the most part. it's getting harder though, repelling the mongol troops {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:48, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::they do smell like seaweed and rotten meat and they hit like a brick {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:55, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::At least there are no stuffed Mary Sue teddybears making this world absolute horseshit. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:54, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::DESPAIR http://i.imgur.com/IUSsgcm.jpg {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 02:59, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::e_e NO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY AGGGGHHHH. GLOVES IN THE SHED, IN A BIN, WHITE KNIGHT CHECKMATE, WAHAHAHA~, SHOTGUN ICE, and I forgot what else I had at my disposal for making myself feel better after watching how horrible DR1 is ngl. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:01, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::why would you tempt Lex like that you know he's absurdly dedicated to screwing with us {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:10, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::i am basically this wiki's equivalent to monobear tbh {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:11, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::you're this wiki's everything {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:12, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::it's true, there have been times where i've basically realized that i'm probably the biggest thing this wiki has to a celebrity {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:16, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::remember, you were once the idol to a whole community of autistic bisexuals, and nobody can take that away from you

:::::::::::even if you wanted them to {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:20, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::wow

::::::::::::you know when you put it that way, i really need to do some more deep-suited privilege checking

::::::::::::this might just be the biggest privilege that i have to check {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:24, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::::stop reminding me of this chaos those were the dark ages {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:28, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::::so is it safe to assume that neither
of those things were true

::::::::::::::because even if you have official documented proof, I still wouldn't believe you {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:30, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::i'm straight yes, and I don't have severe autism but I do have Asperger's Syndrome which actually isn't an excuse for anything so. {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:42, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
''{DAMN IT WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE ONIONS?}'' So I guess if I really wanted to tempt Lex then I'd have to make a bunch of Take Thats to multiple things I abhor - not just Dangan Ronpa - and proceed to watch as he twists these into something which cuts me like a really high-quality knife? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:36, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:i should just write something with a mixture of dangan ronpa, scott pilgrim, no more heroes, and have rose lalonde and kanaya as a couple as the main characters of the story {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:40, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::I actually don't mind No More Heroes but yeah that mixture is pretty lethal. Too bad there's no Felicia Day, Joss Whedon, or Tim Buckley to ''really'' make my blood boil. I also don't know how much of a parallel to Katawa Wikihood Mega-Kart X6 it would be, either. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:41, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::katawa is fucking fantastic what are you talking about {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:43, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::That was my point. If Lex is going to make my blood truly boil, he'd have to attempt to disrupt things I like as well as manipulate things I dislike. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:44, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::Also I like (most of) the characters in DR1 for the most part but outside of characters is where I draw my really bad zigzag lines. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:01, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

'''<big><big><big><big><big><big>REAPER REAPER THATS WHAT PEOPLE CALL ME</big></big></big></big></big></big>''' {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:::::Why do they call you Reaper, anyways? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:13, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
'''<big><big><big><big><big><big>WHY CAUSE I LIKE TO HARVEST MY CROPS</big></big></big></big></big></big>''' {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

----

:::::Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam, two extraordinary detectives also madly in love with each other are called upon by their boss, "J. Whedon" to investigate a shady organization, known as the "United Association of Despair", headed by the illusive "Ramona Day", the beautiful female chairman of the organization.

:::::They find that the organization is a front for a team of legendary assassins who fight among each other to the death for the prize of ultimate fame and fortune and the chance to join Ms. Day as the leaders of the organization, who also have other ulterior motives at hand. Although many people have tried, the only one who has succeeded in rising to the top is a young otaku male from Canada known as "Scotty Touchdown", a former guitar player turned assassin.

:::::As Rose and Kanaya investigate more, they are spotted and are forced to join the organization on pain of death. Being confident in their own fighting skills, the two agree, while at the same time devising a plan to get out of there. While in the holding cells (which are like ordinary hotel rooms), the contestant assassins are advised to sabotage the competition as much as they can, while at the same time avoiding being caught on pain of "execution".

:::::As they try to figure a way out before they're randomly selected by the counter machine, Rose and Kanaya realize that everyone in the holding cells are just like them. Prisoners who also got captured against their will. Several figures such as Naminé Kirigiri, and Byakuya Robotnik, among many others. As tensions rise, the people in the holding cells turn against each other, including Rose and Kanaya, as Kanaya believes that Rose is cheating on her with Naminé. More and more minor characters in the holding cells are sent to battle and are either slaughtered mercilessly or taken to the next level.

:::::After the suicide of Equius Oogami, trying to protect the life of her best friend, Nepeta Asahina, they realize the manipulation that is going on, and they all decide to find a way out of there. After making up, everyone manages to burst out of the holding cells and make their way to the main office of Ramona Day.

:::::As they think the coast is clear, they are confronted by Scotty Touchdown", along with his own specialized group of assassins, the "Seven-X-Psychos". A group fight scene happens, as the survivors are pitted against Scotty and the seven best assassins. Just as hope seems lost, the "Lost Assassin", Dr. Horrible appears and confronts Scotty directly, having a personal vendetta against him due to the fact that he sabotaged his chances to get with Ramona Day. As Dr. Horrible mercilessly pummels Scotty Touchdown, the other elite assassins are finally taken down by the group of survivors, leaving both Dr. Horrible and Scotty Touchdown left, in a brawl of emotions.

:::::Their brawl is quickly stopped by the interference of Ramona Day, who tells them how pathetic they are for giving into their emotions before quickly dispatching them both with her own weapon. Looking upon the carnage, she looks at the survivors and congratulates them on the great job that they have done, offering them all places in her organization. As they all decline, she realizes that it really is the end for her, and instead of letting herself die by the hand of her enemies, impales herself on her laser katana in order to die by her own hand and force the entire game into a sick and twisted draw. Her last words are: "It's too late. Look outside, for the despair has finally begun."

:::::As the group of survivors make their way outside, they find that through some horrible and twisted means, the world has been taken over by Despair, with the entire populace falling into anarchy and chaos. Thinking that hope is lost, they all go together to confront this cruel reality. But a shining glimmer of hope appears in the form of "Katawa Hearts", the symbol of all that is good and hopeful in the world. Rose and Kanaya join hands as they lead the survivors (now a resistance group against the forces of despair) towards Katawa Hearts, hoping to finally liberate the world of "Despair".

:::::I hope you like it, Noxi.

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:20, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::isn't that basically 'crippled hearts' {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:27, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::why yes it is {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:28, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::...''{sighs, then proceeds to Shotgun Ice this whole idea to ribbons}'' [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:01, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::i'm tempted to make it, except for the fact that i hardly finish anything i do make {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:02, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

== guys I have an idea for a group thing and need advice ==

other than that interactive that is 
ANYWAYS the idea is, each 'episode', one of the users will write up the basic plot summary (nothing is in the same canon). they will also write up a list of characters, with short defining bios but leaving plenty of room for the player. we'll have to act out and write this story only using these characters, and the summary. there could MAYBE be a points thing but that would mean that the person who lists the characters would have to be a judge and that's unfair to them. WHATDYA THIN? {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:09, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:whose line is it anyway {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:14, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::similar but not quite! but i'll make it anyways

== Actual ways to make the wiki better ==

NO THIS ISN'T A JOKE. Okay maybe it is because the wiki is a joke but whatever.

I mean, what we're doing here already is pretty great. Wikihood is better than all the old versions.

But it's lonely ever since the chinese cut us off from civilization.

Maybe we could ask Sam to let people join again, and to take out the filter? And then advertise ourselves as a fiction-writing wiki that doesn't take itself seriously?

I'm rambing here, aren't I, sweetie? {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:28, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:we are literally already miles ahead of you on this

:now all we must do is rely on Sam's humanity to give us somewhat acceptable salvation {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:38, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::sam? humanity? tehehe you're so funny chaos {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:39, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::I'm like the long lost choom that never was {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:48, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

honestly though no one's gonna fucking join {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:seriously doe if we build it they will come {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:23, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::We shall see if Sam permits. If not, we could just shrug and probably have Wikihood still be the highlight of this wiki. Note this has almost always been the case. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:39, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
also can we delete some of the old crap from 2008-2009 and from the users who don't even come here anymore (unless it was like super great stuff then we put it on the wall for all to see), I think Sam would be happy with less bandwidth taken, and it'd clear it up for us all {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:42, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:So long as we keep Records of Bell and Bell Quest I am amenable with whatever plan you've got. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:42, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:considering how the other purge went i'm rather wary about any ones in the future {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:43, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
::how did the other purge go? If we do it we could avoid how the last one happened {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:44, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:::The last one pretty much killed most of the HRFWiki's popularity. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:45, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
::::it's not like we'd lock down the entire wiki {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:46, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::An astute response, Sirrus. Still, we'd best tread lightly. Who knows if some of the inactive members returned? I've shifted from activity to inactivity through months on end within the last few years. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:47, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::To be honest, I think we should just leave things be unless Sam himself says otherwise. :/ {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:50, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::I agreed with that sentiment. Now to go back to brainstorm Mavericks who join the Katawa Hearts, since I already have two down pat and can conjure a handful more. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:51, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::considering the amount of thought i put into the metaphorical plotting, i actually wanna write a proper version of katawa hearts lol {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:53, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::No I made the Katawa Hearts a group of robots dedicated to reforming Townindale while afloat a fortress called Glagitar. Their goal is simply to do random things in places like Bluehaven at the behest of the Wikihood Gang. Y'know, to give our intrepid heroes some quirky miniboss sidekicks?
::::::::::Ahhh. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:32, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
Do you guys mind. if I do some advertising? I mean I know no one would probably actually come but. it'd be nice to have more faces to throw our work at {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:52, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:with my snooping I discovered. we can basically change anything. user ranks, names of api, the entire wiki. is at our finger tips. thought you guys would like to know this {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:09, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::Go ahead. I highly doubt Lex'll stop you. Any reason to get people to circumvent the whole "Choom Gang" nonsense about joining some forum would be nice for most people. After that, let's hope I don't dissuage people from partaking in things with my rambunctious opinionated ass. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:39, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::I also had the idea of maaybe trying to differentiate a lot of the stuff from the old HRWiki and HRFWiki, including ranks and messages and stuff? Those sites are basically dead. {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:41, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::Outliving the HRWiki is my greatest accomplishment. I shall celebrate by joyously enjoying my time here as I proceed to take my Org. XIII cloak and hang it up in favour of something more festive to wear tomorrow while contributing to Wikihood. I still have my Katawa Hearts to make at the behest of Wikihood (4 down, 5 more to go!), and RiffText is a slow but powerful conduit for more amusing schemes. After that, maybe I could do a thing again or something. I could maybe be the Purple Gentian or somesuch, whilst maybe making my opinions more... obvious? Known? What's the word I'm looking for, guys? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:46, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::pronounced? prominent? {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:48, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::Probably. I'd like to see if Lex is still up for trying to make the most anti-me thing ever. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:50, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
So, do you think it'd be possible to update mediawiki with the powers at our disposal? That might be a good way to test our limits, giving this place a fresh coat of paint. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:51, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:In what way? We can find out, I guess! {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:54, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::Compare Wikipedia to us - Wikipedia is updated to the most recent Mediawiki(1.21), with a new layout and a few changes to UI, and we're still here at 1.14. If we could find a way to upgrade mediawiki to the most recent version that doesn't involve bothering Super Sam all hours of the day, that'd be golden. An updated look that resembles some of the other mediawiki sites sounds like a good idea to me, at least. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:02, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::i don't believe we can
:::sam would have to update it from his computer where the server is
:::we do not have access to that computer/server, only this wiki itself and what the current mediawiki gives us
:::therefore, we must harass sam {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:04, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::Dash it all. I don't want to harass Super Sam just to get some paint. I'd rather we go to Home Depot and get the paint so our glorious leader doesn't have to. Also I'm going to guest-lurk the WUW Forum simply 'cause. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:06, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::This paint would be super nifty though. We could still look for server hosting just incase if we'd like to make our own though. {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:08, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::I really don't like Donkey Kong Country due to its hitbox, but seeing people race it is amusing. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:11, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::noxi
:::::::what are you smoking
:::::::and why aren't you sharing {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:12, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::I'm not smoking anything. Again, I am rambunctious and opinionated. And watching people from SomethingAwful race a mediocre game whose hit detection is so off it makes a few racers ragequit at the sight of levels that should be easy but aren't. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:13, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
[[Special:AllMessages]]

this right here

holy grail of all commands

basically grants us access to the text of all the gui, allows us to customize every little aspect of mediawiki that is encoded into the wiki itself

or something iunno man

it's just cool {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:30, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

== isn't there a way to get us banned in China ==

that'd solve the problem methinks {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:36, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:let me try {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:38, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::CAPITALISM SUCKS
::LET'S BOMB THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT
::AND NOT BUY THEIR CRAPPY PRODUCTS
::ALSO THE GOVERNOR OF CHINA, KIM JONG-IL, IS A FUCKFACE
::I FAILED GEOGRAPHY AND WORLD CULTURE AND ECONOMICS {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:41, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::Isn't there a better way to alienate a nation without coming off as excessively bigoted? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:46, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::I mean

::::if we wanna go down without a bang sure {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:48, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::it's hardly bigoted tho, it's critical of china's shitty-ass government :/ {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:49, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::the actual problem is the shitty-ass spambots doe {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:50, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::I had an idea to remake the dinner-and-a-date episode from Old Wikihood. The date part would involve a trip to the zoo, to look at pandas, going horribly wrong. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:52, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::i don't think china would be offended by dead pandas as much as they would be offended by FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:53, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

== three step plan ==

#find a way to recruit people to join us and stuff
#???
#profit
#learn to count {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:51, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:If we actually wanted people to join we'd need to find a way to cut the crap from the fur of anonymous users {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:52, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::i have no ieda what you just said please speak murican {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:54, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::fucking

:::we can't do it with a ban on account creation and the fact that we're pursued till death by these spambots isn't going to help in any way {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:56, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::My idea:
*We find writing communities, preferably laid-back ones, to advertise
*We get an official WUW-staff email, which people can mail their account registration and we set up the account (IMPORTANT PART)
*We remove some of the older, non-active moderators because screw those guys
*We clean up some of the GUI and ETC
*We clean up some of the..unsightly stuff. Like, to the quality of my old work type.
*We become cool. Probably the hardest part {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:58, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::Well we'd need to be able to really sell the idea of coming here because nobody seems to want an account as-is {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:03, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::does anyone even know how to sign up here
:::and even if they did
:::telling them to join some random forum they'll never use and then make a message pretty much would destroy their interest {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:04, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::I don't think so, anybody who cares enough to want to make an account would probably do it because they felt some sort of unbelievable need to fill some sort of void in their life with this website {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:06, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::Well, our main source of new users came directly from the HRFWiki, and with IDC shutting it down, he's basically also shut down our biggest route of access to the rest of the internet. Basically, it's his fault. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:09, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::The reason being that the majority of the userbase were the people who migrated over because the wiki nixxed the Wiki User aspect of Homestar Runner. Even so, I'd disagree, in that the new user traffic(the ever-controversial fourth gen) came in the form of people who joined this site first, either through just finding it, or during the purge - either way, the fact that we're a separate entity technically shouldn't be holding us back, it's that we're stranded in the middle of the internet with little way to communicate to potential users and in need of a facelift, both internally and externally. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:13, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

Someone get 4chan on this. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:14, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

okay so

I think the only solution is a new wiki

once which we could edit and update quickly without having to rely on Super Sam

the only issues are finding someone who knows how to use mediawiki and can get all of our plugins

and someone who can host a server

i mean i could ask dagoth if we could use the wiki he set up for me but

iunno {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:16, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:yeah i'd rather not use a wiki that's owned by a neo-nazi thanks {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:17, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::then what is our next alternative {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:18, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::idk just anything that isn't associated with white supremacism that's all {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:19, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::does anyone else
::::have a server we could use {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:20, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::meh it's hopeless anyways i'm going to bed. hopefully some sort of angel comes into my dreams and gives me ideas {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:45, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

== why do we have to unban people twice to get it to work ==

i mean how dare you make my random permabannings of people more inconvinient {{User:StroHersh/sig}}
:because ip addresses are included with blocking account creating as well you dog shit motherfucker {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:17, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

== Help help! ==

I suddenly am forbidden from editing my own user page! I don't know why! {{User:Remolay/sig}} 00:24, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:it's because you changed the rules
:YOU DOOMED US ALL {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 00:25, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

is this happening?

http://i.imgur.com/6BBjiqV.png

{{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

Yes, And I want to put something before the first section! This isn't working for at all!
:you said something naughty in the past that triggered the spam filter {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:29, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

::Help me! I wish to make a page on my user page call page 3, so I can say something about how I would never actually pot topless women here! {{User:Remolay/sig}} 00:34, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:::did someone say topless women
:::http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hsD9knu2xPk/S8YwgvAuLiI/AAAAAAAAAE0/g5TqtwPxZvk/s1600/OliviaWildeMaximMagazineJuly2009503aatn.jpg {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 00:36, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
::::It's the word "p0ker" {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:38, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:::::Lex, I know that's bullshit. What in fucks name is going on here {{User:Remolay/sig}} 00:53, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
::::: Okay, maybe it's not. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT! IT'S THE NAME OF A THING I MADE!
::::::p0ker is a loved subject of spambots {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:41, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
== IRC CHANNEL ==

Should I make one? We need something to live chat ideas instead of waiting for Wiki delay.

I could make one, but it depends on what network we want.

There's always old Freenode

but there's also one called Rizon where we get bots

Whatever you guys want tho {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:37, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:I have taken the liberty of making us a new, non-choom infested forum.
:DON'T THANK ME
:MY WORK IS NOT DONE {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:02, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
::this is what skype is for silly {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:26, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:::thing is though, a lot of basic hos are still against using skype and shit {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:41, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
::::then they're ign'a'ant mothafuckas {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:47, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:::::then what the fuck is your skypes motherfuckers
:::::i think that's the main problem {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:07, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
::::::it's on our pages yo {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:08, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
idk man i'm still gonna use the chooms plus eric forum {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

== wowza guys the gangs all here!!! ==

{{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

*why dont you like my email melondemon43 :( {{User:Shadow Scythe/sig}} 04:57, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
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{{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:why are you all still here; why are you guys still making wikihood; why haven't you gotten any better; why are you still usin' it to take potshots at the choom gang ("'''NOXIGAR:''' Stephanie Young and I agreed to go on an ice cream social some few weeks ago. So I meet her by this snooty Choom Cafe that's near her workplace, hiding in a cardboard box until it was time.") {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 04:59, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
::don't fucking ask me i've got nothing to do with that shit {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::it was done with love dear {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:03, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
:::good you're home
:::there's booze to pay and bills to drink {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:05, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
::::oh... i didn't expect you to be here... um... WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:07, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
:::::As much as I'd like to extend my courtesies, I'm afraid I was occupying an army of krogan who were baking one awesome cake. As such, I would not hesitate to shower you with an army of genetically-enhanced spiders who are addicted to Betty Crocker mix. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:40, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
Chwoka can we trade ironic sweaters and talk about our favorite trading card games {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:08, 24 October 2013 (UTC)

== calm down ==

chill -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 17:04, 15 November 2013 (UTC)
:Y̢̺̥͠ͅO̴̫̰̮̺͖̗Ư͏̢̰̹͕̜̪ͅ ̟͓͝D̴͇͚͉͘Ơ̸҉͚̣̣͎̙ͅN̵̜͟'̥͉̹̠̟͕̖̠͚͡Ţ̫̟̝͈̙͖̻ ̴̷̧̭̻̼K̬͉͎͘͢N̨̠̟̝̤̝̘͖͟O̺͍̭̯̥Ẃ̦̫͠ ͉̮́͞͡Ẉ̖̀͝ͅH̡͍̻͚̩A̸͙̹̭̥̥̺͓T̙͉̣̣̼͕̤ ̭͙͎I̸͉̖̖̩̯̤T̲͙͓̰̖̲̺̙'̥̦̟͚͈̬͙͝͝S̨̧̖̜̤̹̣̖͇͚ ̢͍̥̱̩̤̼̗̦̗Ḷ̢̩̤̳̬́I̖̟͈͡K̼̪̞̱̕E̷̫͎̯̘̜͠ ̷͙̺̥̲̻̻̗̣͜T̶̙̱͘͠Ơ̰͇̞͈͕̱͟ ̦͎͙̕̕B̴̩̕E̦͕͕̮͇̼̳̜ ̷̜̠̗1̲̻̯̞̝6̢̣̹̥̭̭̪͎̲̀ ̥͔͖̬͙A̛̜̬Ń̫̰͖̭̫̫̠D̨̼̞ͅ ̞̪͈̟̮̜P͉̱̰͈̤̰͈R̨̳̯̖̦̞̖̮É̬̺̜̝̠͕͈͠G̛̹̝̻̰N̠͓͜͟ͅA͏͕͝N͎̫̰̭̪̟̥͕͢T̨̬̲̮̮ {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:09, 15 November 2013 (UTC)
::It may look like we've had ourselves a little bit of an accident, but I assure you everything is perfectly okay now! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:56, 15 November 2013 (UTC)

man it's like every couple o' months i come remember this place and come back and i'm like wow you're still kicking around. it makes me happy that this place is still seeing some action. on the other hand its also an archive of me saying some really offensive crass sh** and being kinda mean to 13 year olds. if you're an internet historian doing research in the future let it be known that those thinggs were said when i was a 15-16-17(?) year old emotionally confused teen and i have since matured and i am less bad. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 05:56, 6 March 2014 (UTC)
:I can confirm that you have since matured into a better person. :) [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 22:02, 8 March 2014 (UTC)

== Looking back ==

I think, looking back... none of us really had a creative bone in our body

But hopefully none of y'all are virgins across the last 5-7 years since this community blossomed and died, so you can say you gave someone a creative bone

(reverse cowgirl) {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 19:08, 9 August 2014 (UTC)
*props to whoever linked Vinesauce in the sidebar (Joel is bae) {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 19:09, 9 August 2014 (UTC)
:yep no still working my way up to becoming a wizard {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:21, 10 August 2014 (UTC)

== Main Page Overhaul ==

WITH THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA, we should overhaul the Main Page. I'll list some ideas below.

*Remove FotF template: FotF is dead and obsolete.
*Change Content around. Instead of labeling by genre, perhaps by universe. We can have the 'Wikihood Universe/WUWniverse', the 'Old Universe/Wiki City', and then 'Other/Multiverse'.
*Nuke the WhosOnline template. No one uses it.
*Change Wiki Stuff to actually be useful.
*Streamline colors, maybe?
*Eventually overhaul the rest of the Wiki.

Obviously we'll probably discuss this on Skype, but the checklist is here so we have stuff to start from. {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 22:51, 14 December 2014 (EST)

== Hello ==

This is my first edit in 6 years. See ya in 2022! {{User:The thing/sig}} 13:52, 17 April 2016 (EDT)
:we're waiting {{User:Tyrannosaurus Lex/sig}} 20:03, 15 July 2022 (EDT)

== jibney ==

nice work on the strong bad e-mail all those years ago sam {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 10:23, 10 July 2022 (EDT)
:i like how he didn't even bother trying to do the strong bad voice and just made him inexplicably australian
: still tho, definitely one of the more higher quality things on the HRFWiki {{User:Tyrannosaurus Lex/sig}} 20:04, 15 July 2022 (EDT)

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2022-07-16T00:03:37Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex: /* Hello */

Wikihood/eps/Dracula

2021-10-01T07:45:19Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex:

== Summary ==
Welcome to the Symphony of Horror!

An adaptation of ''Dracula,'' by Bram Stoker.

Starring:

* Felix "Chaos" Zabat as '''Jonathan Harker'''
* Noelle Andromeda as '''Mina Harker'''
* Stephanie Young as '''Lucy Westenra"
* Leigh More as '''Dr. Abraham Van Helsing'''
* Garfield Wiggins as '''R. M. Renfield'''
* Konstantin Volkov as '''Quincey Morris'''
* "Headwiz" as '''John Seward'''
* Tracy Bellucci as '''Arthur Holmwood'''
* and Lex as '''Count Dracula'''

== Transcript ==

'''NARRATOR:''' Sing to me muse, of the man of many ways, who was driven far beyond his home after he had sacked Troy's citadel! Many were of the cities he-...

''{Whispering sounds}''

'''NARRATOR:''' What do you mean this is the wrong script? Oh? Oh, we're doing Dracula? Really? Ugh, fine.

''{The narrator clears his throat. Open to the foggy streets of Victorian London. A well-groomed young man steps out of a carriage and dusts off his clothes.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' London, England. 1897. Meet Felix Harker, a newly graduated law student set to begin a career as a solicitor, and a young man slated to marry the love of his life, the lovely Noelle Harker. Days after his graduation, he has already been given his first task by the esteemed real estate agent, R. M. Garfield.

''{Felix walks into the building, named "R. M. Garfield and Associates." It is a small yet cozy place. The walls are lined with bookshelves and stacked piles of paperwork are littered across the floor. As he walks through the doors, a man runs from his desk to greet him.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Oh, you must be Felix Harker! Welcome, come in, come in!! Please, take a seat!

''{Garfield motions to a seat on the other side of his desk. Felix nods at him and hangs his hat on a nearby rack. He follows Garfield to the desk and takes a seat. Garfield points to a bowl on his desk.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Would you like a candy?

'''FELIX:''' Oh, yes, thank you!

''{Garfield grins at him as he picks up a piece and unwraps it. He pops it into his mouth.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' If my knowledge serves me correctly, this is your first job, am I correct?

'''FELIX:''' Oh, yes! I am a recent graduate of Oxford! I am glad to have received work so quickly!

'''GARFIELD:''' How exciting!

''{Garfield picks up the bowl of candy and moves it closer to Felix.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Another candy?

''{Felix furrows his brow.}''

'''FELIX:''' Uh... sure?

''{Garfield chuckles to himself as Felix takes another piece.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Have you ever traveled outside of England, my dear Felix?

'''FELIX:''' Not yet, I'm afraid. My fiance and I are planning on a honeymoon trip to Paris when we are able to, however.

'''GARFIELD:''' Paris, huh? I heard the city is beautiful around this time. How would you feel about a trip to Eastern Europe?

'''FELIX:''' I've never thought of the possibility, truth be told. But I am open to it!

'''GARFIELD:''' Excellent! You see, I have a... ''client'' who wishes to buy some property in this city. A nobleman from Transylvania, named Count Lexcula.

'''FELIX:''' What? Surely that's not a real name!

'''GARFIELD:''' It is! It's just foreign. It's.. uh... Hungarian?

'''FELIX:''' But you said he's from Transylvania!

'''GARFIELD:''' This is Victorian England, do you really think any of us care enough about that corner of the world to tell any of those places apart?

'''FELIX:''' I guess not?

'''GARFIELD:''' ''Perfect!'' You see, I can sense it within you. This is an important task, and I trust no one else to do it but you, sir.

'''FELIX:''' That's awfully kind of you, Mr. Garfield.

'''GARFIELD:''' It will be a long journey, but it will pay delightfully.

'''FELIX:''' Where is it?

'''GARFIELD:''' It will be a long trip through the Carpathian mountains to his family castle. Do not worry, for I have already arranged for your transport. The Count will be expecting you, so do not worry about that either.

'''FELIX:''' Well, thank you, Mr. Garfield.

'''GARFIELD:''' It will not be an easy journey. You will sweat a lot, and perhaps even... ''spill some blood.''

'''FELIX:''' I am not going to lie, this is triggering all sorts of alarms in my head right now, but law school costs a lot and I am hemorrhaging in debt right now so I can't say no.

''{Garfield chuckles.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' ''Excellent.'' I would like you to leave for Transylvania as soon as possible. It would be bad business to let him wait.

'''FELIX:''' Very well, if you insist!

'''GARFIELD:''' Your transport leaves tomorrow morning. Be sure to get all your affairs in order before then.

''{Cut to the Harker household, a small and humble house in the middle of London. Felix is packing his belongings in a suitcase while his fiancee worries.}''

'''NOELLE:''' I just don't think you should go!

'''FELIX:''' Noelle, I will be fine! This is my job now, I'm expected to go on trips like this!

'''NOELLE:''' It scares me! What if you are mauled by wolves? Or attacked by bandits? Or haunted by ghosts?

'''FELIX:''' Noelle! Don't be silly! I shall be safe. As long as I have your love, nothing can tear the two of us apart!

'''NOELLE:''' I don't want you to go! Please, it just feels wrong! I... feel dread... a dark force...

'''FELIX:''' Look, do you know how much law school costs? This debt will not pay for itself! Sometimes you just have to step out of your comfort zone, and this is one of those times!

'''NOELLE:''' Oh Felix. You better swear to me that you come back safely. Or else I'll-...

'''FELIX:''' I will be fine!

''{Noelle takes a large breath and exhales.}''

'''NOELLE:''' I still don't like this, but I trust you.

''{Felix wraps his arms around Noelle and embraces her in a hug, which she reciprocates. The camera pans upward as the time flashes forward to the next morning. A small party of wellwishers has gathered outside of the Harker household. Noelle, with tears in her eyes, is waving Felix off as he prepares to step into the carriage. She walks up to him and gives him a pendant.}''

'''NOELLE:''' Keep this with you at all times so you know that I am always here with you.

'''FELIX:''' Thank you, my beloved.

''{A wealthy woman steps forward and puts herself between Felix and Noelle. She is Stephanie Westenra, Noelle's friend from childhood.}''

'''STEPHANIE:''' Don't you worry! I will keep her safe while you are gone!

''{Stephanie poses as a gentleman as she bows to Noelle, prompting laughter from the crowd.}''

'''STEPHANIE:''' ''Oh, my beloved!''

'''NOELLE:''' ''Stop it!''

'''FELIX:''' Please do take care of her. She is the dearest in the world to me.

''{Felix and Noelle hug for one last time before he steps into the carriage. As it leaves, the small crowd cheers for him. Pan upwards to the clear sky.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' And so the brave Felix Harker endeavoured forward to Transylvania to meet the Count. Little did he know what was in store for him...

''{The scenery shifts as the clear blue sky turns into one that is dark and cloudy. Pan downwards to reveal that the carriage has arrived in a murky and gloomy Romani village. Felix steps out of the carriage and immediately falls into a puddle of mud. As he gets up, the carriage speeds off, splashing more mud on his clothing.}''

'''FELIX:''' Argh, lousy driver! Ugh, I'm all gross now.

''{Felix looks up and notices all the nearby villagers staring at him with a mixture of emotions. Some look at him with feelings of contempt, others with pity. He smiles awkwardly and nods to them as he trundles through the mud.}''

'''FELIX:''' H-hey...

''{Nobody answers him. He makes his way to a nearby inn, where all the people inside stare at him just as the villagers outside did. Again, he nods to them as he walks to the innkeeper.}''

'''FELIX:''' Salutations!

''{The innkeeper looks directly at him with a look of deep concern.}''

'''INNKEEPER:''' What brings you here, traveller?

'''FELIX:''' I am on my way to meet with Count Lexcula, but right now I am starving. Give me some of that delicious stew in the back.

''{The villagers collectively gasp at the mention of the count. The innkeeper looks even more shocked than before.}''

'''INNKEEPER:''' You are not thinking of going there, are you?

'''FELIX:''' I am! Why?

'''INNKEEPER:''' It is not safe! It is a bastion of pure evil. People in this village have gone missing without a trace!

'''FELIX:''' Come now. That's... silly. That's just superstition!

''{Out of nowhere, an old Romani woman appears next to Felix, causing him to scream in terror.}''

'''FELIX:''' Sorry! You uh, caught me off guard!

'''OLD WOMAN:''' Beware the old castle! Do not go, lest you lose your soul!

'''FELIX:''' I have debt to pay off!

''{The old woman pulls a crucifix necklace out of her pocket and puts it in Felix's hands.}''

'''OLD WOMAN:''' I see you are a typical foreigner. Stubborn. Take this. You ''will'' need it.

'''FELIX:''' Thank you... I appreciate the gift.

'''OLD WOMAN:''' Beware his gaze.

''{The old woman shuffles off, leaving Felix confused. Cut to the exterior of the inn. It is now raining. The innkeeper hands the reins of one of his horses to Felix in exchange for a small payment of gold.}''

'''INNKEEPER:''' I beckon you not to go. It is a land of ruin and suffering. You will not leave it alive. It is cursed by the creature... ''Nosferatu.''

''{Felix chuckles awkwardly.}''

'''FELIX:''' Thank you for your concern, but I will be fine!

''{The innkeeper shakes his head as walks away.}''

'''INNKEEPER:''' May God have mercy on you.

''{Felix climbs ontop of the horse and rides off into the distance.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Valiently fighting against his better judgement, the brave yet foolish Felix continued his journey. After hours of riding through the storm, the traveller from England reached his location. The house of the damned. Castle Lexcula.

''{A visibly weary Felix, soaked to the bone, finally makes it to the castle. The structure, once a proud piece of medieval architecture, has been heavily weathered by the elements. A bolt of lightning strikes the castle, spooking the horse. Felix pets it to calm it down, and then ties it to a nearby post. He walks up the magnificent stone staircase and approaches the giant wooden door. He knocks once, and it echoes significantly, with no answer. He knocks a second time, and again, there is no answer. He knocks a third time, and it opens by itself, revealing an empty stone foyer, illuminated by candlelight. He cautiously steps in and closes the door behind him.}''

'''FELIX:''' Hello? Is anybody home? I would hate to think I was intruding...

''{A crack of lightning causes the windows to illuminate the whole building. Suddenly, Felix sees a shadowy figure standing at the top of the staircase.}''

'''FELIX:''' H-hello?

''{The shadowy figure steps forward, revealing himself to be dressed in esquisite, yet antiquated clothing. He is a frail figure, with marble-white skin. His fingers are long and spindly, with sharp nails and hair on his palms. He takes another step, revealing his face. His eyes are red and sunken, yet wide open, and his face resembles a human skull. His ears are slightly pointed, and the hair on his head is so grey and thin that he looks bald at first glance. He looks at Felix and smiles.}''

'''LEXCULA:''' ''I am Lexcula. I bid you welcome, Mr. Harker, to my home. Come in, enter freely at your own will.''

''{Felix steps further into the house. The count quickly moves toward him, as if his feet were floating. He offers his hand to Felix, who shakes it. As he does this, his demeanor changes.}''

'''LEXCULA:''' Okay! Formalities are out of the way. Thank god for that, it always feels kinda awkward, y'know?

'''FELIX:''' What?

'''LEXCULA:''' No, I mean, like, me standing up there, all like, ''"I bid you welcome."'' It doesn't feel natural! Who talks like that?

'''FELIX:''' Nobody... I guess?

'''LEXCULA:''' Exactly! Sorry, it's just been a while since I've had guests over. I've been so RESTLESS! Oh man, it is good to have some fresh blood around here!

'''FELIX:''' Excuse me, Count Lexcula?

'''LEXCULA:''' Please. Just call me Lex. We're friends here. Come on! You must be hungry. Look at you. You're so skinny! God knows what they've been feeding you over there. I'll have my servants cook you a delicious feast. But first, we gotta get you out of those rags. You're soaked to the bone over here. Getting water all over my lovely stone floor!

'''FELIX:''' Oh, I'm sorry about that!

''{Lexcula laughs.}''

'''LEXCULA:''' No! I am just kidding! It's good! Let's get you all sorted out. I'm sure we have a lot to talk about!

''{Cut to the banquet hall. It is a large and exquisitely decorated room, with a large wooden table in the middle. Felix is sitting at one end, with a lavish feast in front of him. Lexcula is sitting at the seat near him, with nothing but a glass of wine.}''

'''FELIX:''' Aren't you eating anything?

'''LEXCULA:''' Me? Oh no, I'm not really all that hungry. Food doesn't do much for me, y'know?

'''FELIX:''' I guess?

'''LEXCULA:''' So, you're the one in charge of arranging my trip to London, huh? A pretty nice city I bet?

'''FELIX:''' Have you never been? I'd expect a count like you to be very well travelled.

'''LEXCULA:''' Oh, I am! I have been around for a long time. Seen some places. Not London though! Not yet!

'''FELIX:''' And yet you're buying a property there?

'''LEXCULA:''' Sometimes you just need a change of scenary!

'''FELIX:''' I'd imagine!

''{Lexcula chuckles. Felix picks up a nearby loaf of bread and begins to cut it with his knife. However, he accidentally cuts his thumb, causing it to bleed. Lexcula's eyes widen. Felix is about to wipe the blood away with his handkerchief, but Lexcula grabs his hand.}''

'''LEXCULA:''' That looks painful. Let me deal with it.

'''FELIX:''' I assure you, I'm fine-

''{Lexcula growls at Felix and screams in a demonic tone.}''

'''LEXCULA:''' '''LET ME DEAL WITH IT!!!'''

'''FELIX:''' Okay, fine!

''{Lexcula puts his mouth on Felix's thumb and licks the blood clean. Felix draws his hand back immediately after he finishes. Lexcula calms down.}''

'''LEXCULA:''' I am so sorry about that! It's just a Transylvanian custom. It's to.. uh... stop blood poisoning. You should be fine now.

''{Felix is visibly uneased.}''

'''FELIX:''' I don't know enough about Transylvanian customs to dispute that, but... I think I have had enough to eat for now. I would like to retire for the night, please.

'''LEXCULA:''' Of course! I'll show you to your room!

''{Cut to Felix's bedroom in the castle. He is sat at a table, writing in his diary over the candlelight.}''

'''FELIX:''' Dear Noelle, there is no nearby postal service, so I have decided to write a diary for you instead so that I can preserve all my thoughts and feelings towards you. The castle has an unreal atmosphere. The Count is a peculiar figure indeed. I admit that I have trouble discerning whether this is reality or just a strange dream.

''{A scuttling noise emanates from outside of the window. Felix steps from the table and looks out of the window to see Lexcula crawling down the wall of the castle like a lizard, moving from one window into another. Felix steps away, shuts the window, and walks to his bed. He takes a deep breath and sighs.}''

'''FELIX:''' Just a dream. Just a dream.

''{Felix gets into bed and the camera fades to black. Open to the next day. Felix is now in the downstairs library, looking through the countless number of books on the shelves.}''

'''FELIX:''' Lots of books about England here...

''{He pulls out a dusty old book, titled "English Law."}''

'''FELIX:''' I don't suppose this has been read in years...

''{The door opens, and Lexcula enters.}''

'''LEXCULA:''' Hey buddy! Hope you had a good night's sleep last night!

''{Lexcula sees the book in Felix's hand.}''

'''LEXCULA:''' Oh, I see you have found my collection on England!

'''FELIX:''' Yes, it's quite a robust collection. Especially for somebody who has never visited before.

'''LEXCULA:''' But I have visited! These books have been good friends to me over the years, and through the hours of pleasure they have given me, I have learned a lot about your beautiful country. I long to walk the streets of London, to breathe the air, to experience the lives of humanity, to share its life... and its death.

'''FELIX:''' Huh?

'''LEXCULA:''' ...But I only know your tongue through these books.

'''FELIX:''' Why, Count, your speech is excellent!

'''LEXCULA:''' Thank you! I enjoy talking to you. I must confess, with no company other than my servants, I find myself feeling rather lonely.

'''FELIX:''' Yet, you're of such high noble standing.

'''LEXCULA:''' Indeed, I am the descendant of an old family. But look at this castle. It has aged, and so have I. Time is an abyss, my friend. Centuries coming and going. Endless, and undying. Death is not an enemy, Felix. Can you imagine? Enduring centuries, and with each day, experiencing the same futilities?

''{Lexcula picks a book from a nearby shelf and throws it across the room.}''

'''LEXCULA:''' It's so boring!

'''FELIX:''' I'm sorry to hear that.

'''LEXCULA:''' My family used to be a great one. We used to rule over these lands. The region you came through? Why that ground was fought over throughout the centuries! By the Wallachians, the Saxons, the Turks! There is no soil within a thousand miles that has not been stained by the blood of warriors! The Hapsburgs and the Romanovs, so high and mighty in their seats of power, could never compare to us. Many tried to invade us. Many found themselves skewered like a kebab.

'''FELIX:''' Like Vlad the Impaler?

'''LEXCULA:''' Yes! Like Vlad the Impaler! Somebody who I have absolutely nothing to do with!

Wikihood/eps/Dracula

2021-09-29T05:31:18Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex:

== Summary ==
Welcome to the Symphony of Horror!

An adaptation of ''Dracula,'' by Bram Stoker.

Starring:

* Felix "Chaos" Zabat as '''Jonathan Harker'''
* Noelle Andromeda as '''Mina Harker'''
* Stephanie Young as '''Lucy Westenra"
* Leigh More as '''Dr. Abraham Van Helsing'''
* Garfield Wiggins as '''R. M. Renfield'''
* Konstantin Volkov as '''Quincey Morris'''
* Tracy Bellucci as '''Arthur Holmwood'''
* and Lex as '''Count Dracula'''

== Transcript ==

'''NARRATOR:''' Sing to me muse, of the man of many ways, who was driven far beyond his home after he had sacked Troy's citadel! Many were of the cities he-...

''{Whispering sounds}''

'''NARRATOR:''' What do you mean this is the wrong script? Oh? Oh, we're doing Dracula? Really? Ugh, fine.

''{The narrator clears his throat. Open to the foggy streets of Victorian London. A well-groomed young man steps out of a carriage and dusts off his clothes.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' London, England. 1897. Meet Felix Harker, a newly graduated law student set to begin a career as a solicitor, and a young man slated to marry the love of his life, the lovely Noelle Harker. Days after his graduation, he has already been given his first task by the esteemed real estate agent, R. M. Garfield.

''{Felix walks into the building, named "R. M. Garfield and Associates." It is a small yet cozy place. The walls are lined with bookshelves and stacked piles of paperwork are littered across the floor. As he walks through the doors, a man runs from his desk to greet him.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Oh, you must be Felix Harker! Welcome, come in, come in!! Please, take a seat!

''{Garfield motions to a seat on the other side of his desk. Felix nods at him and hangs his hat on a nearby rack. He follows Garfield to the desk and takes a seat. Garfield points to a bowl on his desk.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Would you like a candy?

'''FELIX:''' Oh, yes, thank you!

''{Garfield grins at him as he picks up a piece and unwraps it. He pops it into his mouth.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' If my knowledge serves me correctly, this is your first job, am I correct?

'''FELIX:''' Oh, yes! I am a recent graduate of Oxford! I am glad to have received work so quickly!

'''GARFIELD:''' How exciting!

''{Garfield picks up the bowl of candy and moves it closer to Felix.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Another candy?

''{Felix furrows his brow.}''

'''FELIX:''' Uh... sure?

''{Garfield chuckles to himself as Felix takes another piece.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Have you ever traveled outside of England, my dear Felix?

'''FELIX:''' Not yet, I'm afraid. My fiance and I are planning on a honeymoon trip to Paris when we are able to, however.

'''GARFIELD:''' Paris, huh? I heard the city is beautiful around this time. How would you feel about a trip to Eastern Europe?

'''FELIX:''' I've never thought of the possibility, truth be told. But I am open to it!

'''GARFIELD:''' Excellent! You see, I have a... ''client'' who wishes to buy some property in this city. A nobleman from Transylvania, named Count Lexcula.

'''FELIX:''' What? Surely that's not a real name!

'''GARFIELD:''' It is! It's just foreign. It's.. uh... Hungarian?

'''FELIX:''' But you said he's from Transylvania!

'''GARFIELD:''' This is Victorian England, do you really think any of us care enough about that corner of the world to tell any of those places apart?

'''FELIX:''' I guess not?

'''GARFIELD:''' ''Perfect!'' You see, I can sense it within you. This is an important task, and I trust no one else to do it but you, sir.

'''FELIX:''' That's awfully kind of you, Mr. Garfield.

'''GARFIELD:''' It will be a long journey, but it will pay delightfully.

'''FELIX:''' Where is it?

'''GARFIELD:''' It will be a long trip through the Carpathian mountains to his family castle. Do not worry, for I have already arranged for your transport. The Count will be expecting you, so do not worry about that either.

'''FELIX:''' Well, thank you, Mr. Garfield.

'''GARFIELD:''' It will not be an easy journey. You will sweat a lot, and perhaps even... ''spill some blood.''

'''FELIX:''' I am not going to lie, this is triggering all sorts of alarms in my head right now, but law school costs a lot and I am hemorrhaging in debt right now so I can't say no.

''{Garfield chuckles.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' ''Excellent.'' I would like you to leave for Transylvania as soon as possible. It would be bad business to let him wait.

'''FELIX:''' Very well, if you insist!

'''GARFIELD:''' Your transport leaves tomorrow morning. Be sure to get all your affairs in order before then.

''{Cut to the Harker household, a small and humble house in the middle of London. Felix is packing his belongings in a suitcase while his fiancee worries.}''

'''NOELLE:''' I just don't think you should go!

'''FELIX:''' Noelle, I will be fine! This is my job now, I'm expected to go on trips like this!

'''NOELLE:''' It scares me! What if you are mauled by wolves? Or attacked by bandits? Or haunted by ghosts?

'''FELIX:''' Noelle! Don't be silly! I shall be safe. As long as I have your love, nothing can tear the two of us apart!

'''NOELLE:''' I don't want you to go! Please, it just feels wrong! I... feel dread... a dark force...

'''FELIX:''' Look, do you know how much law school costs? This debt will not pay for itself! Sometimes you just have to step out of your comfort zone, and this is one of those times!

'''NOELLE:''' Oh Felix. You better swear to me that you come back safely. Or else I'll-...

'''FELIX:''' I will be fine!

''{Noelle takes a large breath and exhales.}''

'''NOELLE:''' I still don't like this, but I trust you.

''{Felix wraps his arms around Noelle and embraces her in a hug, which she reciprocates. The camera pans upward as the time flashes forward to the next morning. A small party of wellwishers has gathered outside of the Harker household. Noelle, with tears in her eyes, is waving Felix off as he prepares to step into the carriage. She walks up to him and gives him a pendant.}''

'''NOELLE:''' Keep this with you at all times so you know that I am always here with you.

'''FELIX:''' Thank you, my beloved.

''{A wealthy woman steps forward and puts herself between Felix and Noelle. She is Stephanie Westenra, Noelle's friend from childhood.}''

'''STEPHANIE:''' Don't you worry! I will keep her safe while you are gone!

''{Stephanie poses as a gentleman as she bows to Noelle, prompting laughter from the crowd.}''

'''STEPHANIE:''' ''Oh, my beloved!''

'''NOELLE:''' ''Stop it!''

'''FELIX:''' Please do take care of her. She is the dearest in the world to me.

''{Felix and Noelle hug for one last time before he steps into the carriage. As it leaves, the small crowd cheers for him. Pan upwards to the clear sky.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' And so the brave Felix Harker endeavoured forward to Transylvania to meet the Count. Little did he know what was in store for him...

''{The scenery shifts as the clear blue sky turns into one that is dark and cloudy. Pan downwards to reveal that the carriage has arrived in a murky and gloomy Romani village. Felix steps out of the carriage and immediately falls into a puddle of mud. As he gets up, the carriage speeds off, splashing more mud on his clothing.}''

'''FELIX:''' Argh, lousy driver! Ugh, I'm all gross now.

''{Felix looks up and notices all the nearby villagers staring at him with a mixture of emotions. Some look at him with feelings of contempt, others with pity. He smiles awkwardly and nods to them as he trundles through the mud.}''

'''FELIX:''' H-hey...

''{Nobody answers him. He makes his way to a nearby inn, where all the people inside stare at him just as the villagers outside did. Again, he nods to them as he walks to the innkeeper.}''

'''FELIX:''' Salutations!

''{The innkeeper looks directly at him with a look of deep concern.}''

'''INNKEEPER:''' What brings you here, traveller?

'''FELIX:''' I am on my way to meet with Count Lexcula, but right now I am starving. Give me some of that delicious stew in the back.

''{The villagers collectively gasp at the mention of the count. The innkeeper looks even more shocked than before.}''

'''INNKEEPER:''' You are not thinking of going there, are you?

'''FELIX:''' I am! Why?

'''INNKEEPER:''' It is not safe! It is a bastion of pure evil. People in this village have gone missing without a trace!

'''FELIX:''' Come now. That's... silly. That's just superstition!

''{Out of nowhere, an old Romani woman appears next to Felix, causing him to scream in terror.}''

'''FELIX:''' Sorry! You uh, caught me off guard!

'''OLD WOMAN:''' Beware the old castle! Do not go, lest you lose your soul!

'''FELIX:''' I have debt to pay off!

''{The old woman pulls a crucifix necklace out of her pocket and puts it in Felix's hands.}''

'''OLD WOMAN:''' I see you are a typical foreigner. Stubborn. Take this. You ''will'' need it.

'''FELIX:''' Thank you... I appreciate the gift.

'''OLD WOMAN:''' Beware his gaze.

''{The old woman shuffles off, leaving Felix confused. Cut to the exterior of the inn. It is now raining. The innkeeper hands the reins of one of his horses to Felix in exchange for a small payment of gold.}''

'''INNKEEPER:''' I beckon you not to go. It is a land of ruin and suffering. You will not leave it alive. It is cursed by the creature... ''Nosferatu.''

''{Felix chuckles awkwardly.}''

'''FELIX:''' Thank you for your concern, but I will be fine!

''{The innkeeper shakes his head as walks away.}''

'''INNKEEPER:''' May God have mercy on you.

''{Felix climbs ontop of the horse and rides off into the distance.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Valiently fighting against his better judgement, the brave yet foolish Felix continued his journey. After hours of riding through the storm, the traveller from England reached his location. The house of the damned. Castle Lexcula.

''{A visibly weary Felix, soaked to the bone, finally makes it to the castle. The structure, once a proud piece of medieval architecture, has been heavily weathered by the elements. A bolt of lightning strikes the castle, spooking the horse. Felix pets it to calm it down, and then ties it to a nearby post. He walks up the magnificent stone staircase and approaches the giant wooden door. He knocks once, and it echoes significantly, with no answer. He knocks a second time, and again, there is no answer. He knocks a third time, and it opens by itself, revealing an empty stone foyer, illuminated by candlelight. He cautiously steps in and closes the door behind him.}''

'''FELIX:''' Hello? Is anybody home? I would hate to think I was intruding...

''{A crack of lightning causes the windows to illuminate the whole building. Suddenly, Felix sees a shadowy figure standing at the top of the staircase.}''

'''FELIX:''' H-hello?

''{The shadowy figure steps forward, revealing himself to be dressed in esquisite, yet antiquated clothing. He is a frail figure, with marble-white skin. His fingers are long and spindly, with sharp nails and hair on his palms. He takes another step, revealing his face. His eyes are red and sunken, yet wide open, and his face resembles a human skull. His ears are slightly pointed, and the hair on his head is so grey and thin that he looks bald at first glance. He looks at Felix and smiles.}''

'''LEXCULA:''' ''I am Lexcula. I bid you welcome, Mr. Harker, to my home. Come in, enter freely at your own will.''

''{Felix steps further into the house. The count quickly moves toward him, as if his feet were floating. He offers his hand to Felix, who shakes it. As he does this, his demeanor changes.}''

'''LEXCULA:''' Okay! Formalities are out of the way. Thank god for that, it always feels kinda awkward, y'know?

'''FELIX:''' What?

'''LEXCULA:''' No, I mean, like, me standing up there, all like, ''"I bid you welcome."'' It doesn't feel natural! Who talks like that?

'''FELIX:''' Nobody... I guess?

'''LEXCULA:''' Exactly! Sorry, it's just been a while since I've had guests over. I've been so RESTLESS! Oh man, it is good to have some fresh blood around here!

'''FELIX:''' Excuse me, Count Lexcula?

'''LEXCULA:''' Please. Just call me Lex. We're friends here. Come on! You must be hungry. Look at you. You're so skinny! God knows what they've been feeding you over there. I'll have my servants cook you a delicious feast. But first, we gotta get you out of those rags. You're soaked to the bone over here. Getting water all over my lovely stone floor!

'''FELIX:''' Oh, I'm sorry about that!

''{Lexcula laughs.}''

'''LEXCULA:''' No! I am just kidding! It's good! Let's get you all sorted out. I'm sure we have a lot to talk about!

''{Cut to the banquet hall. It is a large and exquisitely decorated room, with a large wooden table in the middle. Felix is sitting at one end, with a lavish feast in front of him. Lexcula is sitting at the seat near him, with nothing but a glass of wine.}''

'''FELIX:''' Aren't you eating anything?

'''LEXCULA:''' Me? Oh no, I'm not really all that hungry. Food doesn't do much for me, y'know?

'''FELIX:''' I guess?

'''LEXCULA:''' So, you're the one in charge of arranging my trip to London, huh? A pretty nice city I bet?

'''FELIX:''' Have you never been? I'd expect a count like you to be very well travelled.

'''LEXCULA:''' Oh, I am! I have been around for a long time. Seen some places. Not London though! Not yet!

'''FELIX:''' And yet you're buying a property there?

'''LEXCULA:''' Sometimes you just need a change of scenary!

'''FELIX:''' I'd imagine!

''{Lexcula chuckles. Felix picks up a nearby loaf of bread and begins to cut it with his knife. However, he accidentally cuts his thumb, causing it to bleed. Lexcula's eyes widen. Felix is about to wipe the blood away with his handkerchief, but Lexcula grabs his hand.}''

'''LEXCULA:''' That looks painful. Let me deal with it.

'''FELIX:''' I assure you, I'm fine-

''{Lexcula growls at Felix and screams in a demonic tone.}''

'''LEXCULA:''' '''LET ME DEAL WITH IT!!!'''

'''FELIX:''' Okay, fine!

''{Lexcula puts his mouth on Felix's thumb and licks the blood clean. Felix draws his hand back immediately after he finishes. Lexcula calms down.}''

'''LEXCULA:''' I am so sorry about that! It's just a Transylvanian custom. It's to.. uh... stop blood poisoning. You should be fine now.

''{Felix is visibly uneased.}''

'''FELIX:''' I don't know enough about Transylvanian customs to dispute that, but... I think I have had enough to eat for now. I would like to retire for the night, please.

'''LEXCULA:''' Of course! I'll show you to your room!

''{Cut to Felix's bedroom in the castle. He is sat at a table, writing in his diary over the candlelight.}''

'''FELIX:''' Dear Noelle, there is no nearby postal service, so I have decided to write a diary for you instead so that I can preserve all my thoughts and feelings towards you. The castle has an unreal atmosphere. The Count is a peculiar figure indeed. I admit that I have trouble discerning whether this is reality or just a strange dream.

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'''Wikihood is "Gay Kingdom Hearts DND, or Whatever It Is You Clowns Talk About," so sayeth Ben Schlanker (Inventor of Viagra).'''

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Current Episode: The Current Episode is [[/eps/13|Takoya-Ki To Destiny]].
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'''NEWS AS OF NOW:''' Remolay, Lex, and Noxigar brought Wikihood back, and therefore are enemies of the state. Shoot on sight.

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== Rules ==
# oh god we're actually doing this fuck yeah
# Don't be ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓.

== Writers ==
* Nobody important
== Episodes ==
=== Volume 1 Second Draft ===
# Pilot Redux: The Saga Beginues
# Pilot Redux: Quest For The Katawa Heart
# Pilot Redux: Odd Job Drow
# Slimy Crappy People
# Tea & Crumpets Redux
# No Hall Like Town Hall

=== Volume 1 First Draft ===
# [[/eps/1|Pilot Redux]] — The saga beginues, with an introduction of the trio.
# [[/eps/2|Superior of the Inbetween]] — A shift in perspective, as we enter the life of a scientist vigilante with a bounty on his head.
# [[/eps/3|Odd Job Drow]] — A shift in perspective, as we enter the life of a distinctly unlucky Drow.
# [[/eps/4|Ready, Set, Go!]] — Chaos visits a ski shop, Leigh goes through his first day of work, and Garfield's time at NoxCorp is well-spent.
# [[/eps/5|No Hall Like Town Hall]] — A $20 utility bill becomes harder to pay for than expected.
# [[/eps/6|Tea & Crumpets Redux]] — The Xavier D'Arque Senate Campaign begins setting up its Fundraiser. At the same time, the protagonists enjoy themselves for a bit longer.
# [[/eps/7|Shiny Happy People]] — Chaos considers giving up crime and decides to go straight. Garfield and Tracy hang out at a cereal cafe. Leigh is initiated into helping the Fundraiser.
# [[/eps/8|Fundraiser Heist: Planning Stages]] — Before the Fundraiser truly begins, an assembly of people gathers to act against its hosts.
# [[/eps/9|Fundraiser Heist: 6 of Wands]] — The gang along with their allies, launch an attack on Xavier D'Arque's Fundraiser Ball.
# [[/eps/10|Give Leigh Twenty Dollars]] — As the smoke from the Heist begins to clear, certain things are discovered: Some celebrate, some lament, some begin their revenge, some try to make amends, and some people try to wife in the club.
# [[/eps/11|Wrong Turn At Nuke DLC]] — A shift in perspective, as we sort of enter the life of a pinkette who helps a cherished friend hunt for apartments, with more than meets the eye to her.
# [[/eps/12|ABBA Kadabra]] — After Chaos is kidnapped, Lex and Noelle team up to save him. Meanwhile, Garfield and Leigh sing their hearts out.
# [[/eps/13|Takoya-Ki To Destiny]] — "Make certain the box's contents match what's on the label."
# [[/eps/14|?????]] —
# [[/eps/15|Life is a Cabaret]] — Put down the knitting, the book and the broom, It's time for a holiday!

=== Special Episodes ===
* [[/eps/jesus|Rock and Roll Jesus]] — Chaos writes the next Christmas Hit!
* [[/eps/Dracula|Dracula]] — '''NON CANON''' The gang re-enacts a classic!

== Series Qu'ran ==
*[[/Archive|Archive]] — Where outdated writing goes to die, then be summarized to showcase what parts of it are still inspirational to us.
*[[/characters|Characters]] — To remind us of how many parodies and shitty self-insertions there aren't. None.
*[[/Places|Places]] — Where all two scenes of any given episode occur.
*[[/Soundtrack|Soundtrack]] — Hot beats to cry alone to.

== Wikihood Main Page Theme Song ==

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''The Struts - Could Have Been Me''

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2020-12-14T21:58:10Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex:

A copy below of the deeds of the divine Augustus, by which he subjected the whole wide earth to the rule of the Roman people, and of the money which he spent for the state and Roman people, inscribed on two bronze pillars, which are set up in Rome.

1. In my nineteenth year, on my own initiative and at my own expense, I raised an army with which I set free the state, which was oppressed by the domination of a faction. For that reason, the senate enrolled me in its order by laudatory resolutions, when Gaius Pansa and Aulus Hirtius were consuls (43 B.C.E.), assigning me the place of a consul in the giving of opinions, and gave me the imperium. With me as propraetor, it ordered me, together with the consuls, to take care lest any detriment befall the state. But the people made me consul in the same year, when the consuls each perished in battle, and they made me a triumvir for the settling of the state.

2. I drove the men who slaughtered my father into exile with a legal order, punishing their crime, and afterwards, when they waged war on the state, I conquered them in two battles.

3. I often waged war, civil and foreign, on the earth and sea, in the whole wide world, and as victor I spared all the citizens who sought pardon. As for foreign nations, those which I was able to safely forgive, I preferred to preserve than to destroy. About five hundred thousand Roman citizens were sworn to me. I led something more than three hundred thousand of them into colonies and I returned them to their cities, after their stipend had been earned, and I assigned all of them fields or gave them money for their military service. I captured six hundred ships in addition to those smaller than triremes.

4. Twice I triumphed with an ovation, and three times I enjoyeda curule triumph and twenty one times I was named emperor. When the senate decreed more triumphs for me, I sat out from all of them. I placed the laurel from the fasces in the Capitol, when the vows which I pronounced in each war had been fulfilled. On account of the things successfully done by me and through my officers, under my auspices, on earth and sea, the senate decreed fifty-five times that there be sacrifices to the immortal gods. Moreover there were 890 days on which the senate decreed there would be sacrifices. In my triumphs kings and nine children of kings were led before my chariot. I had been consul thirteen times, when I wrote this, and I was in the thirty-seventh year of tribunician power (14 A.C.E.).

5. When the dictatorship was offered to me, both in my presence and my absence, by the people and senate, when Marcus Marcellus and Lucius Arruntius were consuls (22 B.C.E.), I did not accept it. I did not evade the curatorship of grain in the height of the food shortage, which I so arranged that within a few days I freed the entire city from the present fear and danger by my own expense and administration. When the annual and perpetual consulate was then again offered to me, I did not accept it.

6. When Marcus Vinicius and Quintus Lucretius were consuls (19 B.C.E.), then again when Publius Lentulus and Gnaeus Lentulus were (18 B.C.E.), and third when Paullus Fabius Maximus and Quintus Tubero were (11 B.C.E.), although the senateand Roman people consented that I alone be made curator of the laws and customs with the highest power, I received no magistracy offered contrary to the customs of the ancestors. What the senate then wanted to accomplish through me, I did through tribunician power, and five times on my own accord I both requested and received from the senate a colleague in such power.

7. I was triumvir for the settling of the state for ten continuous years. I was first of the senate up to that day on which I wrote this, for forty years. I was high priest, augur, one of the Fifteen for the performance of rites, one of the Seven of the sacred feasts, brother of Arvis, fellow of Titus, and Fetial.

8. When I was consul the fifth time (29 B.C.E.), I increased the number of patricians by order of the people and senate. I read the roll of the senate three times, and in my sixth consulate (28 B.C.E.) I made a census of the people with Marcus Agrippa as my colleague. I conducted a lustrum, after a forty-one year gap, in which lustrum were counted 4,063,000 heads of Roman citizens. Then again, with consular imperium I conducted a lustrum alone when Gaius Censorinus and Gaius Asinius were consuls (8 B.C.E.), in which lustrum were counted 4,233,000 heads of Roman citizens. And the third time, with consular imperium, I conducted a lustrum with my son Tiberius Caesar as colleague, when Sextus Pompeius and Sextus Appuleius were consuls (14 A.C.E.), in which lustrum were counted 4,937,000 of the heads of Roman citizens. By new laws passed with my sponsorship, I restored many traditions of the ancestors, which were falling into disuse in our age, and myself I handed on precedents of many things to be imitated in later generations.

9. The senate decreed that vows be undertaken for my health by the consuls and priests every fifth year. In fulfillment of these vows they often celebrated games for my life; several times the four highest colleges of priests, several times the consuls. Also both privately and as a city all the citizens unanimously and continuously prayed at all the shrines for my health.

10. By a senate decree my name was included in the Saliar Hymn, and it was sanctified by a law, both that I would be sacrosanct for ever, and that, as long as I would live, the tribunician power would be mine. I was unwilling to be high priest in the place of my living colleague; when the people offered me that priesthood which my father had, I refused it. And I received that priesthood, after several years, with the death of him who had occupied it since the opportunity of the civil disturbance, with a multitude flocking together out of all Italy to my election, so many as had never before been in Rome, when Publius Sulpicius and Gaius Valgius were consuls (12 B.C.E.).

11. The senate consecrated the altar of Fortune the Bringer-back before the temples of Honor and Virtue at the Campanian gate for my retrn, on which it ordered the priests and Vestal virgins to offer yearly sacrifices on the day when I had returned to the city from Syria (when Quintus Lucretius and Marcus Vinicius were consuls (19 Bc)), and it named that day Augustalia after my cognomen.

12. By the authority of the senate, a part of the praetors and tribunes of the plebs, with consul Quintus Lucretius and the leading men, was sent to meet me in Campania, which honor had been decreed for no one but me until that time. When I returned to Rome from Spain and Gaul, having successfully accomplished matters in those provinces, when Tiberius Nero and Publius Quintilius were consuls (13 B.C.E.), the senate voted to consecrate the altar of August Peace in the field of Mars for my return, on which it ordered the magistrates and priests and Vestal virgins to offer annual sacrifices.

13. Our ancestors wanted Janus Quirinus to be closed when throughout the all the rule of the Roman people, by land and sea, peace had been secured through victory. Although before my birth it had been closed twice in all in recorded memory from the founding of the city, the senate voted three times in my principate that it be closed.

14. When my sons Gaius and Lucius Caesar, whom fortune stole from me as youths, were fourteen, the senate and Roman people made them consuls-designate on behalf of my honor, so that they would enter that magistracy after five years, and the senate decreed that on thatday when they were led into the forum they would be included in public councils. Moreover the Roman knights together named each of them first of the youth and gave them shields and spears.

15. I paid to the Roman plebs, HS 300 per man from my father's will and in my own name gave HS 400 from the spoils of war when I was consul for the fifth time (29 B.C.E.); furthermore I again paid out a public gift of HS 400 per man, in my tenth consulate (24 B.C.E.), from my own patrimony; and, when consul for the eleventh time (23 B.C.E.), twelve doles of grain personally bought were measured out; and in my twelfth year of tribunician power (12-11 B.C.E.) I gave HS 400 per man for the third time. And these public gifts of mine never reached fewer than 250,000 men. In my eighteenth year of tribunician power, as consul for the twelfth time (5 B.C.E.), I gave to 320,000 plebs of the city HS 240 per man. And, when consul the fifth time (29 B.C.E.), I gave from my war-spoils to colonies of my soldiers each HS 1000 per man; about 120,000 men i the colonies received this triumphal public gift. Consul for the thirteenth time (2 B.C.E.), I gave HS 240 to the plebs who then received the public grain; they were a few more than 200,000.

16. I paid the towns money for the fields which I had assigned to soldiers in my fourth consulate (30 B.C.E.) and then when Marcus Crassus and Gnaeus Lentulus Augur were consuls (14 B.C.E.); the sum was about HS 600,000,000 which I paid out for Italian estates, and about HS 260,000,000 which I paid for provincial fields. I was first and alone who did this among all who founded military colonies in Italy or the provinces according to the memory of my age. And afterwards, when Tiberius Nero and Gnaeus Piso were consuls (7 B.C.E.), and likewise when Gaius Antistius and Decius Laelius were consuls (6 B.C.E.), and when Gaius Calvisius and Lucius Passienus were consuls (4 B.C.E.), and when Lucius Lentulus and Marcus Messalla were consuls (3 B.C.E.), and when Lucius Caninius and Quintus Fabricius were consuls (2 B.C.E.) , I paid out rewards in cash to the soldiers whom I had led into their towns when their service was completed, and in this venture I spent about HS 400,000,000.

17. Four times I helped the senatorial treasury with my money, so that I offered HS 150,000,000 to those who were in charge of the treasury. And when Marcus Lepidus and Luciu Arruntius were consuls (6 A.C.E.), I offered HS 170,000,000 from my patrimony to the military treasury, which was founded by my advice and from which rewards were given to soldiers who had served twenty or more times.

18. From that year when Gnaeus and Publius Lentulus were consuls (18 Bc), when the taxes fell short, I gave out contributions of grain and money from my granary and patrimony, sometimes to 100,000 men, sometimes to many more.

19. I built the senate-house and the Chalcidicum which adjoins it and the temple of Apollo on the Palatine with porticos, the temple of divine Julius, the Lupercal, the portico at the Flaminian circus, which I allowed to be called by the name Octavian, after he who had earlier built in the same place, the state box at the great circus, the temple on the Capitoline of Jupiter Subduer and Jupiter Thunderer, the temple of Quirinus, the temples of Minerva and Queen Juno and Jupiter Liberator on the Aventine, the temple of the Lares at the top of the holy street, the temple of the gods of the Penates on the Velian, the temple of Youth, and the temple of the Great Mother on the Palatine.

20. I rebuilt the Capitol and the theater of Pompey, each work at enormous cost, without any inscription of my name. I rebuilt aqueducts in many places that had decayed with age, and I doubled the capacity of the Marcian aqueduct by sending a new spring into its channel. I completed the Forum of Julius and the basilic which he built between the temple of Castor and the temple of Saturn, works begun and almost finished by my father. When the same basilica was burned with fire I expanded its grounds and I began it under an inscription of the name of my sons, and, if I should not complete it alive, I ordered it to be completed by my heirs. Consul for the sixth time (28 B.C.E.), I rebuilt eighty-two temples of the gods in the city by the authority of the senate, omitting nothing which ought to have been rebuilt at that time. Consul for the seventh time (27 B.C.E.), I rebuilt the Flaminian road from the city to Ariminum and all the bridges except the Mulvian and Minucian.

21. I built the temple of Mars Ultor on private ground and the forum of Augustus from war-spoils. I build the theater at the temple of Apollo on ground largely bought from private owners, under the name of Marcus Marcellus my son-in-law. I consecrated gifts from war-spoils in the Capitol and in the temple of divine Julius, in the temple of Apollo, in the tempe of Vesta, and in the temple of Mars Ultor, which cost me about HS 100,000,000. I sent back gold crowns weighing 35,000 to the towns and colonies of Italy, which had been contributed for my triumphs, and later, however many times I was named emperor, I refused gold crowns from the towns and colonies which they equally kindly decreed, and before they had decreed them.

22. Three times I gave shows of gladiators under my name and five times under the name of my sons and grandsons; in these shows about 10,000 men fought. Twice I furnished under my name spectacles of athletes gathered from everywhere, and three times under my grandson's name. I celebrated games under my name four times, and furthermore in the place of other magistrates twenty-three times. As master of the college I celebrated the secular games for the college of the Fifteen, with my colleague Marcus Agrippa, when Gaius Furnius and Gaius Silanus were consuls (17 B.C.E.). Consul for the thirteenth time (2 B.C.E.), I celebrated the first games of Mas, which after that time thereafter in following years, by a senate decree and a law, the consuls were to celebrate. Twenty-six times, under my name or that of my sons and grandsons, I gave the people hunts of African beasts in the circus, in the open, or in the amphitheater; in them about 3,500 beasts were killed.

23. I gave the people a spectacle of a naval battle, in the place across the Tiber where the grove of the Caesars is now, with the ground excavated in length 1,800 feet, in width 1,200, in which thirty beaked ships, biremes or triremes, but many smaller, fought among themselves; in these ships about 3,000 men fought in addition to the rowers.

24. In the temples of all the cities of the province of Asia, as victor, I replaced the ornaments which he with whom I fought the war had possessed privately after he despoiled the temples. Silver statues of me-on foot, on horseback, and standing in a chariot-were erected in about eighty cities, which I myself removed, and from the money I placed goldn offerings in the temple of Apollo under my name and of those who paid the honor of the statues to me.

25. I restored peace to the sea from pirates. In that slave war I handed over to their masters for the infliction of punishments about 30,000 captured, who had fled their masters and taken up arms against the state. All Italy swore allegiance to me voluntarily, and demanded me as leader of the war which I won at Actium; the provinces of Gaul, Spain, Africa, Sicily, and Sardinia swore the same allegiance. And those who then fought under my standard were more than 700 senators, among whom 83 were made consuls either before or after, up to the day this was written, and about 170 were made priests.

26. I extended the borders of all the provinces of the Roman people which neighbored nations not subject to our rule. I restored peace to the provinces of Gaul and Spain, likewise Germany, which includes the ocean from Cadiz to the mouth of the river Elbe. I brought peace to the Alps from the region which i near the Adriatic Sea to the Tuscan, with no unjust war waged against any nation. I sailed my ships on the ocean from the mouth of the Rhine to the east region up to the borders of the Cimbri, where no Roman had gone before that time by land or sea, and the Cimbri and the Charydes and the Semnones and the other Germans of the same territory sought by envoys the friendship of me and of the Roman people. By my order and auspices two armies were led at about the same time into Ethiopia and into that part of Arabia which is called Happy, and the troops of each nation of enemies were slaughtered in battle and many towns captured. They penetrated into Ethiopia all the way to the town Nabata, which is near to Meroe; and into Arabia all the way to the border of the Sabaei, advancing to the town Mariba.

27. I added Egypt to the rule of the Roman people. When Artaxes, king of Greater Armenia, was killed, though I could have made it a province, I preferred, by the example of our elders, to hand over that kingdomto Tigranes, son of king Artavasdes, and grandson of King Tigranes, through Tiberius Nero, who was then my step-son. And the same nation, after revolting and rebelling, and subdued through my son Gaius, I handed over to be ruled by King Ariobarzanes son of Artabazus, King of the Medes, and after his death, to his son Artavasdes; and when he was killed, I sent Tigranes, who came from the royal clan of the Armenians, into that rule. I recovered all the provinces which lie across the Adriatic to the east and Cyrene, with kings now possessing them in large part, and Sicily and Sardina, which had been occupied earlier in the slave war.

28. I founded colonies of soldiers in Africa, Sicily, Macedonia, each Spain, Greece, Asia, Syria, Narbonian Gaul, and Pisidia, and furthermore had twenty-eight colonies founded in Italy under my authority, which were very populous and crowded while I lived.

29. I recovered from Spain, Gaul, and Dalmatia the many military standards lost through other leaders, after defeating te enemies. I compelled the Parthians to return to me the spoils and standards of three Roman armies, and as suppliants to seek the friendship of the Roman people. Furthermore I placed those standards in the sanctuary of the temple of Mars Ultor.

30. As for the tribes of the Pannonians, before my principate no army of the Roman people had entered their land. When they were conquered through Tiberius Nero, who was then my step-son and emissary, I subjected them to the rule of the Roman people and extended the borders of Illyricum to the shores of the river Danube. On the near side of it the army of the Dacians was conquered and overcome under my auspices, and then my army, led across the Danube, forced the tribes of the Dacians to bear the rule of the Roman people.

31. Emissaries from the Indian kings were often sent to me, which had not been seen before that time by any Roman leader. The Bastarnae, the Scythians, and the Sarmatians, who are on this side of the river Don and the kings further away, an the kings of the Albanians, of the Iberians, and of the Medes, sought our friendship through emissaries.

32. To me were sent supplications by kings: of the Parthians, Tiridates and later Phrates son of king Phrates, of the Medes, Artavasdes, of the Adiabeni, Artaxares, of the Britons, Dumnobellaunus and Tincommius, of the Sugambri, Maelo, of the Marcomanian Suebi (...) (-)rus. King Phrates of the Parthians, son of Orodes, sent all his sons and grandsons into Italy to me, though defeated in no war, but seeking our friendship through the pledges of his children. And in my principate many other peoples experienced the faith of the Roman people, of whom nothing had previously existed of embassies or interchange of friendship with the Roman people.

33. The nations of the Parthians and Medes received from me the first kings of those nations which they sought by emissaries: the Parthians, Vonones son of king Phrates, grandson of king Orodes, the Medes, Ariobarzanes, son of king Artavasdes, grandson of king Aiobarzanes.

34. In my sixth and seventh consulates (28-27 B.C.E.), after putting out the civil war, having obtained all things by universal consent, I handed over the state from my power to the dominion of the senate and Roman people. And for this merit of mine, by a senate decree, I was called Augustus and the doors of my temple were publicly clothed with laurel and a civic crown was fixed over my door and a gold shield placed in the Julian senate-house, and the inscription of that shield testified to the virtue, mercy, justice, and piety, for which the senate and Roman people gave it to me. After that time, I exceeded all in influence, but I had no greater power than the others who were colleagues with me in each magistracy.

35. When I administered my thirteenth consulate (2 B.C.E.), the senate and Equestrian order and Roman people all called me father of the country, and voted that the same be inscribed in the vestibule of my temple, in the Julian senate-house, and in the forum of Augustus under the chario which had been placed there for me by a decision of the senate. When I wrote this I was seventy-six years old.

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== The Quickwood Gang ==

== Government Officials ==
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Tyrannosaurus Lex:

== Synopsis ==

*After celebrating Chaos' triumphs, Leigh and Garfield wind up hung over.
*Rosemary Touchdown attempts to initiate a confrontation with Garfield, only to have picked a bad time.
*Garfield calls Tracy and Stephanie to wonder how things are. Stephanie asks Garfield to come over to her apartment.
*Leigh & Lex head to the Underground Market, with the latter intending for the former to be introduced to LARPing. This leads to Leigh buying ski equipment.
*Along the way to Stephanie's apartment, Garfield picks up takoyaki and quickly finds it to his liking.
*Jules still laments Leigh's termination from his Aunt's company, and resolves to hire Leigh as a bodyguard for $18.00/hr.
*Gordon helps Jules, as they try to give Leigh a job interview for the bodyguard position.
*Garfield fights Jacques DuFour.

== Transcript ==
''{Open to the front room of the apartment. Leigh is sprawled out over the couch while Garfield is lying on the floor. It is 7:00 AM in the morning. Leigh tries to pick himself up, but fails.}''

'''LEIGH:''' My head... it's too heavy to move.

'''GARFIELD:''' ''{groans}'' When I'm back at the lab... I'm going to create a cure for hangovers...

''{Garfield sits up.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' No... even better... I am going to genetically modify myself so I don't get hungover ''ever again.''

''{Lex walks out of his bedroom, as fresh as he can be. He walks over to the curtains and opens them. As the light hits Garfield and Leigh, they hiss.}''

'''LEIGH:''' The light, it burns!! I never should've come up to the surface; the light is too painful!!!!

'''GARFIELD:''' I will... I will genetically modify the Sun to not be '''''SO FUCKING BRIGHT!!!!'''''

'''LEX:''' Eyy, whazzup, guys? Got a bit of the old Irish flu?

'''GARFIELD:''' Lex... that's offensive.

'''LEX:''' Is it?

'''GARFIELD:''' It's culturally insensitive, at least. Ugh...

''{Garfield strugges to get up. He wobbles over, and closes the curtains.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Damn, I don't think I'm in... any state to... do much more than this...

''{Garfield collapses back on the floor. His cellphone distantly rings.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' ''{groans}'' I should get that...

''{Garfield slowly motions toward this bedroom, and reaches for his phone. He picks it up.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' This is that guy who's starting to hate Mondays a lot more with each passing week.

'''TRACY:''' Garfield? You doing okay?

'''GARFIELD:''' I'm kinda fucked up. After finishing that robotic arm, I-

'''TRACY:''' Wait, you were building a robotic arm?

'''GARFIELD:''' For someone who I fought and defeated, to the point of hospitalizing them.

'''TRACY:''' Oh, right. Is that the-

'''GARFIELD:''' You talk first. What's up?

'''TRACY:''' It seems D'Arque knows more than he's letting on.

'''GARFIELD:''' How dire is the situation?

'''TRACY:''' A goblin and several mobsters have been asking around about Village People. The answers everyone has given have been mixed.

''{The apartment shakes a little. The front doors are banged on.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Hold that thought, Tracy. It appears an earthquake is-

''{The front doors burst open. A familiar face, now wearing a yellow robotic arm, arrives.}''

'''ROSEMARY:''' Noxigar Bellinski! It is time to-

''{Garfield turns to face Rosemary.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' I'm hung over, and also you just burst through the front doors of my friend's house. What is ''wrong'' with you?!

'''ROSEMARY:''' Ah, wait. Is... this a bad time?

'''GARFIELD:''' I already had-

''{Cut to Garfield's NOXCORP Office. God Complex and Bruce look to be at work on a robotic arm.}''

'''BRUCE:''' Say, Psi-kick. What if I give vibration functions to this 'ere Doomfist?

'''GOD COMPLEX:''' ''{flatly}'' That sounds stupid. Put it in.

''{Cut back to the apartment.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' At what point is sparring with you appropriate ''now''?!

''{Rosemary frowns.}''

'''TRACY:''' Wow, this is ''kinky.''

'''GARFIELD:''' Darkheart, you're not helping.

'''TRACY:''' Hey, lighten up! This gives me an idea from during my comic book shop phase!

''{Rosemary's eyelids lower.}''

'''ROSEMARY:''' Your friend Darkheart sounds way more fun to be around than you. I'll go find him instead.

''{Rosemary waves awkwardly, at Lex and Leigh, and badly puts the front door back together. She leaves, thereafter.}''

'''TRACY:''' Seems like I'll have a visitor.

'''GARFIELD:''' She mentioned knowing Hipsters who saw my face, so... I can deduce as much.

'''TRACY:''' Better her than that Xavier guy. Or worse.

'''GARFIELD:''' So, has anything else happened? Or are they still looking for us?

'''TRACY:''' I can't quite make it out. Their actions seem to be in odd patterns.

'''GARFIELD:''' Keep your eyes peeled for anything else. I've got to assess the abilities of our new recruit, the Human with an interest in Drow culture.

'''TRACY:''' Uh... ''sure.'' See ya.

''{Tracy hangs up. Garfield puts his phone away, then motions back towards the couch.}''

'''LEIGH:''' What was that all about?

'''GARFIELD:''' Do you want the short version, or the long version?

'''LEIGH:''' Will either make any logical sense?

''{Short pause. Before Garfield can explain, he gets another cellphone call.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Hello?

'''STEPHANIE:''' I need you to come to my flat in Downtownindale, so I can discuss stuff with you discreetly. Do you have time?

''{Garfield glances at Leigh, who looks even more confused.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' I think so.

'''STEPHANIE:''' Please get here ASAP Rocky.

'''GARFIELD:''' As you wish.

''{Garfield hangs up.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Lex, I might need you to explain things in the style we presented it to Volkov. Something came up.

'''LEX:''' It's cool, mon. I think I know the way.

''{Garfield heads towards the front door.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Wait, why does Stephanie want to talk to you alone?

'''GARFIELD:''' Short answer: Trust reasons.

'''LEIGH:''' That's extremely vague, but I think I understand to an extent.

''{Garfield exits.}''

'''LEX:''' 'Ave ya ever been to th' Underground Market, mon?

'''LEIGH:''' N-no? Not really? I've only been here for about a month, give or take.

'''LEX:''' I gotta call Garf-

''{Cut to Garfield, who's downstairs and about to head for the door. He hears his phone ring.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Y'ello?

'''LEX:''' Leave me th' ice cream truck. I need it.

'''GARFIELD:''' She's all yours.

'''LEX:''' "She?" It's a ''truck,'' mon!

'''GARFIELD:''' She's sentient. I am still trying to find a good commando name for her. I tried "Meuloz" the other day, but I don't think it took.

'''LEX:''' I have extreme doubts about th' ice cream truck bein' sentient. But, it's whatevs. Just leave 'er to us.

'''GARFIELD:''' I copy that.

''{Garfield walks into the garage and looks at the ice cream truck.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' We really need to get another vehicle. Hmm...

''{Garfield scans the room, and in the corner, he spots a pair of rocket skates.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Gotta love my ninth-grade science projects. Now let's see.

''{Garfield walks over to the skates and slips them on his feet. He has slight trouble maintaining his balance at first, but gains his footing. He rolls outside of the apartment and pulls a remote device out from his pocket. He presses a button on the remote and the jets on his skates activate, propelling him down the road at high speeds.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!

''{Cut back to the garage. Leigh and Lex walk downstairs as Lex is explaining the Underground Market.}''

'''LEX:''' So somehow, amidst all this wacky Cold War tension and paranoia, our Mayor managed to convince th' United States government to build a multi-million dollar nuclear bunker underneath the city.

'''LEIGH:''' That Nixon dude sure was an interesting individual.

'''LEX:''' Tell me about it, man.

''{The two hop into the ice cream truck. Lex pulls out the key and starts up the ignition. The garage door opens automatically as the truck pulls out of the driveway.}''

'''LEX:''' Ever heard of LARPing, Leigh?

'''LEIGH:''' You mean that think you and Garf do? Yeah, what is that, anyway?

'''LEX:''' You're about to find out ''very soon.''

''{Cut to Garfield, already in Downtownindale. He is racing through the busy streets as he catches a whiff of something which smells delicious.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' It appears as if my nose has detected a delectable delicacy!

''{Garfield turns the jet on his skates off. As his nose attaches itself to the visible scent, he lifts off the ground and floats towards its source. He arrives at a small takoyaki stand on the side of the street which is operated by an old Japanese lady.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' I say, madame! What is that delicious smell?

''{The old lady smiles at Garfield as she holds out a stick with a takoyaki ball on the end.}''

'''OLD LADY:''' It's takoyaki. Would you like to try a sample?

'''GARFIELD:''' I don't see why not.

''{The old lady hands the stick to Garfield, who pulls the ball off and plops it into his mouth. Zoom into his face as tears begin to form under his eyes. The tears turn into heavy crying as he struggles to wipe them away with his sleeve.}''

'''OLD LADY:''' What do you think?

'''GARFIELD:''' It's... so...

''{Garfield clenches his hands into fists and raises them into the sky. He yells.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' '''''DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!'''''

''{The old lady laughs.}''

'''OLD LADY:''' I'm glad you like it! Do you want another?

'''GARFIELD:''' Another? I want several boxes of it! I... what ''is'' takoyaki, anyway?

'''OLD LADY:''' It's a dish from my home city, Osaka. They're minced octopus balls which have been fried in batter, marinated in special sauce, and sprinkled with seaweed and dried fish.

'''GARFIELD:''' I see... Hold on.

''{Garfield pulls out his phone and calls Stephanie.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Hey Stephanie, I take it you're familiar with ''takoyaki?''

''{Cut back to Lex and Leigh, who have also reached Downtownindale.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Why are we driving through here?

''{The camera pans to an alternate entrance to the Underground Market, which Leigh and Lex take.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Oh.

''{The truck continues along the path, which is shown through camera shots. After a few seconds, the screen zooms to show Lex and Leigh parking near an entrance to a bunker, which looks to be abandoned. Both of them step out of the ice cream truck, and proceed toward the bunker entrance by foot. The camera cuts to the other side of the bunker, with them being shown entering it. Then, zoom outward to show the makeshift interior, as well as some posters of memes from a bygone era. Lex takes glances around the office, looking mystified.}''

'''LEX:''' It really ''has'' been a while.

'''LEIGH:''' A while since...?

'''LEX:''' We need to redecorate. Everythin' here's been outdated since 2016. Gotta get some new memes goin'.

'''LEIGH:''' ...memes?

'''LEX:''' Ya.

'''LEIGH:''' Why would-

''{Lex goes over to a computer, and turns it on. After pressing some buttons on a keyboard, a grate opens to reveal an area with three altars.}''

'''LEX:''' Follow me.

''{Lex and Leigh enter. As soon as they are inside the room with three altar, the door closes behind them, as if doing so automatically. Leigh turns around to see this, and looks shocked.}''

'''LEX:''' Don't worry. This won't take long.

''{The three altars rise upwards slightly, and an item appears on each. On the first altar, a tall, thin blue staff appears; a Dragon's head is adorned on it, and its height exceeds both Lex and Leigh's. On the second altar, a metal shield appears with a red border and a black backside; it bears the shape of a standard Knight's shield. On the third altar, is an ivory broadsword with a yellow hilt; it is as tall as the staff.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Why do I get the feeling I've seen this before?

'''LEX:''' Ya probably 'ave, mon.

'''LEIGH:''' I think I know what to do.

''{Leigh approaches the altar with the sword.}''

'''LEIGH:''' What is this thing?

'''LEX:''' It's a sword made out of bone.

''{Leigh blinks, then smiles awkwardly.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Cool, I think?

''{Leigh takes the sword.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Alright. With that...

''{Leigh gazes upon the other two altars. He looks at the staff with confusion.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Is that an actual Dragon's head?

'''LEX:''' Ya. The staff's got electricity breath, an'-

''{Leigh knocks the staff off of its altar.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Okay. I sacrifice the staff. I've never had much of a talent for magic, so it's pretty useless to me.

''{Lex nods sagely.}''

'''LEX:''' Valid.

''{Leigh goes over to Lex, sword in hand.}''

'''LEIGH:''' So, do I strike a pose with this thing? How does the next-

''{The altars lower into the floor and below. As the altars lower, a door to another room opens. Lex motions to enter, with Leigh following after a few seconds. The two walk through the doors into a large room that is reminiscent of both a 1980s arcade and a Hong Kong street market, with lights and colors everywhere. There are dozens of stalls, each selling unique items of varying legality. As soon as the two step into the market, they are stopped in their tracks by a large minotaur in a security outfit.}''

'''MINOTAUR:''' Password.

''{Leigh looks at Lex. Lex looks straight at the minotaur and says nothing.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Um, Lex, shouldn't we...?

'''MINOTAUR:''' PASSWORD.

'''LEX:''' I am looking to buy a dress for my girlfriend.

'''LEIGH:''' I didn't know that you have a girlf-

'''MINOTAUR:''' What color?

'''LEX:''' The same color as the eyes of the Winter Maiden.

''{Leigh begins to sweat as the Minotaur furrows his brow. Suddenly, he steps aside and bows.}''

'''MINOTAUR:''' Welcome to the Underground Market.

''{Lex bows back and a confused Leigh follows suit. The two enter the market.}''

'''LEIGH:''' What was that about?

'''LEX:''' It's... I don't actually know. It's just what they do here.

''{As the two walk past the stalls, Leigh looks in wonderment at all the items that are being offered. An Asian male salesman in an ornate robe can be seen, peddling his wares.}''

'''SALESMAN:''' Glamours! Get your glamours here! Do you wish to look beautiful? Change your sex, or perhaps even your species? I have what you need!

''{Leigh looks at the man's table which is covered in an assortment of charms and jewellery. The salesman walks up to him.}''

'''SALESMAN:''' You look like somebody who's hiding a secret.

'''LEIGH:''' D-do I?

''{The salesman grins.}''

'''SALESMAN:''' I can help you with that.

''{Leigh is about to try on a bracelet until he's pulled away by Lex.}''

'''LEX:''' Agh, never mind these people, mon. They sell any ol' rubbish here.

''{Leigh is speechless as he carries on looking at the salesman, who grins at him and waves.}''

'''LEX:''' Lemme show ya where the good stuff is.

'''LEIGH:''' Heh... of course.

''{As the two sift through the crowds, Leigh accidentally bumps into Davv'roth, who looks annoyed by the bump-in.}''

'''DAVV'ROTH:''' Oi. Watch 'yerself, clumsy fucka.

'''LEIGH:''' S-sorry.

''{Davv'roth walks past him.}''

'''DAVV'ROTH:''' And take that ridiculous costume off. Ya ain't foolin' anybody, mate.

'''LEX:''' Gee, what's what guy's problem?

'''LEIGH:''' He's a Dr- jerk.

'''LEX:''' Yah, best not to sweat it. C'mon, we're nearly there.

''{Leigh and Lex press onwards, passing by even more interesting stalls. Leigh's eyes gaze at each of the stalls, then are affixed to a tent which both he and Lex are fast approaching. They head inside the tent. Inside, are several tables, an assortment of prop weapons, and space having been made. One of the nerds, in a Spiderman costume, gestures widely as he converses with several uncostumed nerds.}''

'''SPIDER-NERD:''' They've got to reboot the continuity! Anna Paquin sucks spiderballs as Rogue!

'''UNCOSTUMED 1:''' Aw, not this again!

'''UNCOSTUMED 2:''' This is why he's not allowed at the Bed Bath & Beyond.

'''UNCOSTUMED 3:''' Or at any other, for that matter.

'''UNCOSTUMED 1:''' Hey, Jenkins. Relax.

''{The camera returns to Lex and Leigh. Leigh waves awkwardly.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Uh... hi?

''{The other nerds jovially greet Leigh.}''

'''UNCOSTUMED 4:''' Forsooth! I, Devin Masterson, wish to introduce you to the LARPer's Association of Towningdale!

'''UNCOSTUMED 5:''' It's Townindale, ye cheeky wanka!

'''DEVIN:''' Byral, you shut your trap!

'''BYRAL:''' Nuts to that! You've been pronouncin' it wrong all day!

'''DEVIN:''' Dude, we've got a newbie!

''{The camera pans to Leigh's face, which reads as if it were blank.}''

'''LEIGH:''' ''{internally}'' Jesus, I expected some more formidable companions...

''{Jenkins lifts a hand and webbing shoots at Leigh, interrupting the Drow from his introspection.}''

'''UNCOSTUMED 1:''' Jesus, Jenkins! What the actual fuck?!

'''JENKINS:''' Now's not the time, Patricia!

'''PATRICIA:''' Ever since that Drider venom entered your bloodstream, you've been a complete dick!

'''UNCOSTUMED 2:''' Wait, did that ''actually'' happen?

'''JENKINS:''' You bet your ass it did!

'''UNCOSTUMED 3:''' And I thought it was weird that there was someone in this association named "Gertrude Henrietta-Benson."

'''GERTRUDE:''' Don't full-name me like that, ''Wallace James Bennett!''

''{The uncostumed nerds quibble amongst themselves, much to Leigh's confusion.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Uhh... what the fork...

''{Lex clears his throat.}''

'''LEX:''' As you can see... we have a ''unique'' cast of characters. Garfield and I met most o' these chaps in our previous ventures.

'''LEIGH:''' ...chaps?

''{The camera zooms out, to showcase that there are more LARPers around. Others are huddled around a television, looking to be playing a multiplayer videogame.}''

'''LEX:''' We'll need to get you some arts & crafts t' make a costume befitting o' ya new bone sword.

''{Cut to Jules and Gordon, who look to have just left the Rosenberg Building.}''

'''GORDON:''' Wait, so tha's wha' 'appened?

'''JULES:''' Yeah.

'''GORDON:''' I 'ad no idea Leigh was a patsy-

'''JULES:''' I think that was an accident. One of the Counts of Montecristo tried to atone for it earlier.

'''GORDON:''' Are ye sure ye wanna discuss tha' in fron' o' potential eavesdroppers?

'''JULES:''' Nothin's interestin' about office gossip, brah.

''{Jules and Gordon head towards Downtownindale. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkQf3tzDt1A 95 Radios by Open Mike Eagle and Has-Lo] plays in the background.}''

'''GORDON:''' ''{whisperingly}'' So, ye wanna ge' back a' yer Aunt's pardner? Tha' soun's like career suicide, lad!

'''JULES:''' Partially. I need help learning how to do a job interview to hire Leigh as my bodyguard. Have you seen those security tapes?

''{The camera "rewinds" to a previous scene at the Fundraiser Heist, with it being recounted in the style of an old kung-fu film. Three Asian men, dressed in Leigh's, Lex's, and Chaos' clothing, fight each other with kung-fu moves. It shows Leigh almost defeating Lex and Chaos, but being soundly pummeled by Lex's superior fighting expertise.}''

'''GORDON:''' ''{offscreen}'' I 'eard Leigh go' curbstomped, ac'chilly.

''{A disc record can be heard scratching as the picture changes to the scene of the real Leigh getting curb-stomped. The camera returns to Jules and Gordon.}''

'''JULES:''' I'd rather Leigh have a job that pays roughly $18.00 an hour, at minimum. That's how much I'd pay him to be my bodyguard.

'''GORDON:''' Tha's... kind o' ye? I guess? Wait. That's more than I get pai-

'''JULES:''' I think I know some guys who might know some other guys who know professionals not under my Aunt's thumb. Let's go find 'em!

''{Zoom out to showcase how much distance was covered by Jules and Gordon's walk, through use of a map of Townindale.}''

'''GORDON:''' ''{offscreen}'' Wait, 'ow are we-

''{Cut to Garfield, who has now made it to Stephanie's apartment with a tupperware full of takoyaki in tow. He gets a phone call, as he's about to knock on the door.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Hrm?

''{The screen splits in half, to show Lex & Leigh on the top half with Garfield at the bottom half.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Hey, so... quick question. Can you recommend me good fabrics to go with a bone sword?

'''GARFIELD:''' So that's what you chose out of the Altars. Cool!

''{Garfield clears his throat.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Try some brocade, or some chiffons. Enchant it with defensive abilities so you're not a sitting duck for someone who can-

''{Garfield's screen gets cut off, with it being subsumed. A gunshot can be heard on Leigh's end otherwise. The connection is disconnected, which causes Leigh some alarm.}''

'''LEIGH:''' ''{nervously}'' Ah, shucks, shucks.

'''LEX:''' I fully confide in Garfield bein' able to 'andle whatever's goin' on on 'is end.

''{Leigh looks around, seeing that his panicking has caused a couple of nearby townsfolk to look at him.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Okay, so where are we going to find brocade?

'''LEX:''' Mate, ya can find almost anythin' in this shady market. You can probably find it in the Bed Bath & Beyond.

''{Lex motions to the far end of the market. The camera pans over to two large metal doors on the wall, in the typical doomsday shelter function. On the top is a sign for Bed Bath & Beyond. Lex and Leigh quickly appear at the doors.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Did we just teleport from one end of the-

'''LEX:''' Shh.

''{Lex opens the doors, revealing the busy corporate interior of the retail superstore. In contrast to the bright colours of the Black Market, the Bed Bath & Beyond looks like any other store chain. As the two walk in, Leigh looks even less impressed.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Why does this black market have a corporate superstore inside of it?

'''LEX:''' Life is full of wonders.

''{The two are greeted by a small gnome in corporate attire.}''

'''GNOMEY:''' Welcome to Bed Bath & Beyond! Is there anything I can help you find today?

'''LEIGH:''' Ah, yes. I'm looking to enchant some fabric for... um... LARPing purposes, and I was wondering if you had any chiffon. Would it count as bed or bath, or is it beyond?

'''GNOMEY:''' Hm. A fabric typically would not be found in the bath section. It's probably in the bed section. Most fabric-related things are.

'''LEX:''' What's in the beyond section?

''{Gnomey's eyes widen.}''

'''GNOMEY:''' The beyond section holds items of dark power that can only be wielded by the most worthy. It lays on unholy ground, that only few may ent- Nah, I'm just shitting you. It's kitchenware, mostly.

''{Leigh chuckles.}''

'''LEIGH:''' So it's not run by demons?

'''GNOMEY:''' Nah. That's HappyMart. We're all peace and love here. But yeah, you can probably find chiffon in the bed section. If you need anymore help, you know where to find me!

''{Leigh and Lex proceed inside the Bed Bath and Beyond, a considerably distance away from Gnomey.}''

'''LEIGH:''' I have a sliiiiiiiight hunch that our friend there might be a demon.

'''LEX:''' What makes ya say that?

'''LEIGH:''' Would anyone believe I was a Drow if I had a nametag that said "Drowy" on it?

''{Lex shrugs.}''

'''LEX:''' Could just be that 'e 'ad a long name which was unpronounceable. I've known a Svirfneblin or two who came 'round t' Townindale lookin' for ski equipment.

'''LEIGH:''' Why ski equipment specifically?

''{Lex points at the Beyond section, which has ski equipment.}''

'''LEX:''' I think it's for that.

''{Leigh observes carefully, then rubs his eyes with his hands.}''

'''LEIGH:''' I didn't know they sold this here.

''{Leigh rifles through shelves of ski equipment and picks some up.}''

'''LEX:''' Are you concerned if any o' the stuff is magical?

'''LEIGH:''' Nope! I'm sure some of it is, but I wouldn't know a lick about it!

''{Leigh picks up some ski equipment underneath his arms. Cut to Garfield, who is standing in shock, holding his arm up just as his cellphone was just shot out of his hands.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' I'll have you know that was incredibly fucking rude-

''{Garfield turns around to see a young red-headed man in a tan duster and with a cigarette in his mouth, pointing a gun at him. He speaks in an ambiguously European accent which sounds like a mix between an Irish accent and a French accent.}''

'''JACQUES:''' DuFour. Jacques DuFour.

''{Garfield's expression turns into horror.}''

'''JACQUES:''' I've been looking for you, Noxigar Bellinski. The D'Arques send their regards.

'''GARFIELD:''' You're the Lavosian mercenary who's been sent to kill me, aren't you?

'''JACQUES:''' The order said "neutralize," but I do enjoy taking creative liberties.

''{Jacques' smile widens as he says "taking creative liberties."}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Oh yeah? Well, taste my Lapis Lazuli Straight Ballin'!

'''JACQUES:''' Wha-

''{Garfield throws a box of piping hot takoyaki at Jacques' face, causing him to misfire a bullet through Stephanie's door. Garfield tries to punch Jacques, but Jacques grabs Garfield's hand and kicks through the door. Both of them enter the apartment. Jacques fires his gun at Garfield, who activates his rocket boots while still on the ground, causing both of them to slide around Stephanie's apartment. The sliding around breaks several of her belongings. Garfield slams into the wall, as Jacques tries to fire again. Garfield quickly picks up a nearby potted plant and throws it at Jacques, who shoots it in mid-air.}''

'''JACQUES:''' You slippery son of a bitch!

''{Garfield manages to get up from the ground. However, Jacques manages to grab him by the throat. With his rocket boots, Garfield thrusts himself and Jacques out of the window. Cut to Stephanie, walking up to the front door of the apartment complex as she hears the shattering of glass. Instinctively, she jumps out of the way of falling shards. She looks up to see Garfield and Jacques.}''

'''STEPHANIE:''' What the hell?!

''{Cut back to Garfield. Jacques is hanging on Garfield's leg as they continue flying through the air, while Garfield is trying to kick Jacques off.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Get off of me!

'''JACQUES:''' Did you really think he was going to let you get away with what you did?

''{Cut to Noelle entertaining Chaos at her apartment over tea.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Thank you so much for inviting me here, Noelle. I'm glad that weird stuff didn't completely ruin things between us.

'''NOELLE:''' I keep telling you, it's fine. It's just another d- hey, what's going on over there?

''{Noelle points outside to Garfield and Jacques flying in the air. Garfield is punching Jacques in the head.}''

'''CHAOS:''' GARFIELD?!

'''NOELLE:''' You... know... them?

''{Chaos and Noelle run out to the balcony.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Hey, Garfield!!!!!!!! What's going on?

'''GARFIELD:''' Sorry, Chaos; I'm a little busy presently! I'll talk to you later!

''{Garfield and Jacques fly off. Noelle turns to Chaos.}''

'''NOELLE:''' Is he one of Lex's friends?

''{Chaos' eyelids lower.}''

'''CHAOS:''' ...Yep.

''{Cut back to Garfield and Jacques flying through the city and attacking each other.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' You ''do'' realize the fall will kill you once these rocket boots run out of fuel, right? You're pretty much hosed.

''{Jacques audibly scoffs.}''

'''JACQUES:''' I've been through worse.

''{Both of them crash through the window of an office building, with minor zoom-in revealing it to be Rosenberg Industries' building. Several office coworkers look in minor shock, as the crash-landing scatters Garfield and Jacques.}''

'''OFFICE DULLARD:''' Someone get security, and fast! This is going to get-

''{Gunshots can be heard, as the camera pans upstairs to a meeting with Xavier and Jacqueline.}''

'''XAVIER:''' So, as you can see... this financial plan I intend to set up for Republic Island will benefit us mutually, as promised.

'''JACQUELINE:''' Oh, it better. I-

''{Security alarms go off in the office.}''

'''JACQUELINE:''' What the-?

''{A nearby phone on her desk rings. She answers it.}''

'''JACQUELINE:''' Hello?

'''OFFICE DULLARD:''' ''{from a tenuous end}'' Some guys came in through a window and are fighting each other!

'''JACQUELINE:''' Which guys?

'''OFFICE DULLARD:''' A well-dressed gunslinger and some weird-

''{A gunshot can be heard, which causes the connection to die. Xavier smirks, which Jacqueline takes notice of as she turns her head back to look at him.}''

'''JACQUELINE:''' What's so funny?

'''XAVIER:''' Nothing, nothing.

''{Xavier waves his hands nonchalantly. Cut to Mars.}''

'''COUNT X:''' I am the villain of several seasons later!

''{Cut back.}''

'''XAVIER:''' So Jackie, have you ever eaten squid?

Wikihood Re:dux/eps/1

2019-09-17T06:20:19Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex:

==Summary==

Everyone heads back to earth, the war over before it began.

== Transcript ==
'''NARRATOR:''' Previously, on Wikihood Redux...

''{Open to Namine and Noxigar.}''

'''NAMINE:''' I'm almost out of paper. I can't make more of this until I get another sketchbook.

''{Namine checks her sketchbook. She only has six pages left.}''

'''NAMINE:''' It seems apparent that I'll have to-

''{Noxigar arrives}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' I have to go back and stop Adel and the other villain. They'll cause a cataclysm if I don't!

''{Noxigar opens a corridor of darkness, goes through it, and appears in-between Adel and Universitas. Cut to Joseph and Spirit Chaos in Traverse Town.}''

'''JOSEPH:''' Hey, wait. Where did your body go?

'''CHAOS:''' I had to shed it. There are some crazy things running around here.

''{Cloak and Leo run into the scene.}''

'''CLOAK:''' Is it over?

'''CHAOS:''' Almost. I still need a visible body, and we still need Sephiroth.

'''CLOAK:''' Good point. But now, we, too, must be off. Also, the Ark is destroyed.

'''CHAOS:''' What!?

''{Cut to Sephiroth, in the Underworld.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey Hades... It's me, Seph. Umm, I've just witnessed the death of Noxi, Adel, and Universitas.. I'm just thinking.. I've got nothing more to live for..

'''HADES:''' You're not going Emo on me, are you?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Nah, I'm just bored of life, that's all. So can you prepare me a room in Hell for me?

'''HADES:''' Oh yeah, sure. ......Hey, when you get here, wanna kill some more celebrities?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah, sure.

'''HADES:''' Alright, see ya in an hour or so. ''{Disconnects.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Right.. Let's do this. ''{Puts the gun back to his head.}'' I. AM. A. MAN!!!!

''{Cut to black. Cut to Chaos in the interior of the Invincible.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Wait. That's where Earth is supposed to be, right?

''{The ship takes another hit to the left flank.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Oh crap. I keep on forgetting left and right.

''{Adel's ship flies right out and rams into the Invincible.}''

'''ADEL:''' FATHER!

'''CHAOS:''' I thought you died.

'''ADEL:''' No, I just have none of my previous powers. Whatever your friend did cured me, and as thankful as I am, I still have a mission to do. I have to strand you here and destroy this universe.

'''CHAOS:''' Sucks.

''{Chaos makes the Invincible take a 90o turn, and shoots the Red Eye Laser at Adel's ship. The laser not only damages the exterior, but gives the Invincible some push, and they escape.}''

'''CHAOS:''' OK, now if I know this universe, I should know that the Underworld is still connected to earth somehow. Now we just need to find a way. This'd be a lot easier if it wasn't just me, Leo, Cloak, and Van. Oh, Sephiroth, where are you?

''{The episode begins with the title card.}''

'''WIKIHOOD RE:DUX: EPISODE... 1? 36? WHO KNOWS AT THIS POINT.'''

''{The episode opens to Sephiroth, still in the Underworld, as it is revealed that the gun was a dud.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What? I'm not dead! What gives?!

''{Hades appears from thin air.}''

'''HADES:''' Yeah, you really think I'd allow you to pull the death schtick again? So you can revive yourself and be the hero again? This is like... the fourth time. Get real, man. You're staying alive this time, bozo.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh, you ''asshole!''

'''HADES:''' I mean, you Sharothians are basically semi-immortal in the first place! You're complaining about nothing! Get back up there. I have some racist tweets to make, and your presence here is disrupting to me.

''{Hades uppercuts Sephiroth, propelling him out of the Underworld. Suddenly, he appears in the Invincible, next to Chaos.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Sephiroth, there you are! Great timing too, my bastard child is trying to kill me again!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Adel? You mean, the kid you didn't spank enough?

'''CHAOS:''' Excuuuuuuuse me, Seph. I disciplined him like any other responsible parent. When he was bad, I used to hold him over a burning flame and force him to inhale smoke for six hours at a time! And yet, he's still a shit.

'''ADEL:''' YOU WERE A TERRIBLE FATHER, CHAOS!

'''CHAOS:''' And you're a terrible son, fuckface! Anyway, Seph. Do your thing.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What's my thing again?

'''CHAOS:''' Y'know... your alien superpowers? Or something? Fuck, I don't know... just... do something.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Uh...

''{Sephiroth rifles through his pocket and pulls out a remote control. He eyes it suspiciously before pressing the button. Suddenly, MechaGodzilla appears and swallows Adel's ship hole.}''

'''ADEL:''' CURSE YOU, FATHER! THIS IS NOT THE LAST YOU'VE SEEN OF MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

'''CHAOS:''' Gee, thanks, MechaGodzilla! Mind giving us a lift back to Earth?

''{MechaGodzilla roars triumphantly as he picks up the Invincible and flies down to Earth. He gently lands the ship on top of Sephiroth's massive skyscraper before going off to destroy the city.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Wow, that sure was a God in a Machine.

''{Sephiroth and Chaos both laugh.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Where's Nox? Namine?? Do your thing!

''{Pan out to reveal Namine, dressed in goth clothing in a goffickly decorated bedroom, with her sketchbook. She does a few scribbles, and suddenly Noxigar appears, next to Chaos and Sephiroth.}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' Oh, hey guys. What's up.

'''CHAOS:''' Not much. We just stopped another catastrophic event from occurring, that's all.

'''NOXIGAR:''' First Chaos at it again, huh?

'''CHAOS:''' Nah.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Ah, so Davros.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No, he died a while back.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Evil Muffin of D00M?

'''CHAOS:''' N-no?

'''NOXIGAR:''' Someone new?

'''CHAOS:''' IT WAS MY SON, GODDAMN IT.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Ohhhh.

''{Pause.}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' You have a son?!?

''{Chaos facepalms.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Never mind. Let's just do what we always do. Whatever that may be.

''{Luigi appears.}''

'''LUIGI:''' I hope she made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

'''CHAOS:''' Damn right she did, Luigi. Damn right she did.

''{Cut to the Universe of Abilene. Znex is in the throne room of a lavish palace, where he is entertaining the company of an alien king. He kneels down.}''

'''ZNEX:''' O ye great and mighty. I must thank you for allowing me to speak with you, o great king, Hahnkhill.

'''KING HAHNKHILL:''' Bwaaaaaaaaah?!

'''ZNEX:''' Indeed, I travel from a distant land to deliver a warning. You see, I have reason to believe that we are on the edge of a multiversal crisis, and I must request that you lend me one of your most sacred artifacts. I need... The Arlenian Crown.

'''KING HAHNKHILL:''' BWAAAAAAAAH?!

'''ZNEX:''' I understand. It has been in your family for generations. If I had any other option, I would pursue it. But I do not. I need that crown. If you do not surrender it to me now, then I will forced to take drastic measures for the greater good.

'''KING HAHNKHILL:''' BWAAAAAAAH!!!

''{King Hahnhkhill is angry as he sends his guards to arrest Znex.}''

'''GUARD #1:''' DANG OL' FOREIGNASCOMINANWANTINTATAKEDACROWNANSTUFFYAH

'''GUARD #2:''' oh god I am really not funny why am i doing this

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2019-09-17T06:10:34Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex: Created page with "==Summary== Everyone heads back to earth, the war over before it began. == Transcript == '''NARRATOR:''' Previously, on Wikihood Redux... ''{Open to Namine and Noxigar.}''..."

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2019-08-05T00:28:40Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex: i mean this unironically too

we love you sam <3 {{User:Tyrannosaurus Lex/sig}} 20:28, 4 August 2019 (EDT)

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2019-07-30T06:04:26Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex: /* Episode 6 - No Hall Like Town Hall */

==Episode 1 - The Saga Beginues==

*Felix “Chaos” Abraxas Zabat, after serving three years of a five year sentence for grand larceny, is released from Bellmoral State Prison on parole.

*Greeting Chaos from the outside is his former partner in crime, Alistair “Lex” Shaw, who is waiting in an ice cream truck. Chaos is embarrassed and confused at the lack of luxury.

*The two drive through the beautiful metropolis of Townindale. Chaos relishes in the scenery and the fresh air of freedom. He expresses his joy at his future of prosperity from the heist earnings. Lex awkwardly dodges his questioning.

*Things turn unpleasant as the two drive through the wealthy part of Townindale and into the poorer parts of town. Chaos begins to realize that his dreams of prosperity are not coming true. He becomes increasingly anguished. STAGE 1: Denial

*They arrive at Katyusha’s, a small cafe that is located in an Eastern European enclave. Lex takes Chaos upstairs to his new home, which is a small and grungy two-bedroom apartment. Things are made worse for Chaos as Lex introduces him to his new roommate.

*Enter Garfield Wiggins, the grown-up child prodigy. His quirky nature is immediately met with distaste from Chaos. Chaos privately reams Lex for under-delivering his expectations. STAGE 2: Anger

*After he calms down, Chaos attempts to re-evaluate his new life situation. He properly meets Garfield, but is quickly turned off by his odd nature as he is given a tour around his bedroom and shown his belongings. This experience convinces Chaos that he needs to get out of this situation. STAGE 3: Bargaining

*Later that evening, Chaos sits at the table for dinner. Garfield and Chaos exchange passive aggressive remarks while Lex sits in the middle, completely oblivious. The three then watch TV for a bit before going to bed around 11:30PM.

*It is 7:00AM on a Sunday morning. Chaos is woken up by Lex, who he angrily throws a pillow at. After another awkward mealtime with Garfield, Lex volunteers to take Chaos out to see the town.

*Lex offers to take Chaos to interesting cultural centers, but he is uninterested. Instead, he spots a cereal cafe, which completely takes his interest, to Lex’s distaste, due to his disgust at gentrification.

*Chaos tries to endear himself to a group of hipsters, who mock Chaos completely for being lame. Faced with the understanding that he is no longer a big shot, Chaos falls into a depression and demands to be taken home. STAGE 4: Depression

*Back home, Lex introduces Chaos to the landlord, Konstantin Volkov. Volkov warmly welcomes Chaos and gives him a pep talk where he shares his experience of being a fish out of water. Chaos’ mood improves.

*Chaos goes downstairs for a smoke, where he is greeted by Garfield. The two share a heart to heart, which does not mend the tension between them, but places them at a better understanding. Garfield invites him to play some video games with him.

*The three play Super Smash Bros together and Chaos effortlessly beats them both. He sits back and ponders on his new life situation and decides that he needs to make the most of it. He smiles to himself as the episode ends on the final stage of grief. STAGE 5: Acceptance.

==Episode 2 - Garfield Goes Grocery Shopping==
*The episode begins as Lex and Chaos leave the apartment in their ice cream truck. Garfield, who is working at home, tries to do work on his laptop in the front room. However, he keeps getting distracted. Eventually, he finds mindlessly browsing on social media. As he scrolls, he becomes increasingly melancholic at seeing all his friends living fun and exciting lives.

*Garfield gets up from the couch and walks over to the fridge to find that it’s empty. He groans at the prospect of having to go out. He dresses in his “casual clothes” and leaves the apartment.

*While outside, Garfield gets irritated by the commotion of pedestrians and the loud traffic noises, which give him anxiety. He closes his eyes and puts his headphones on. As the music begins to play, he opens his eyes, showing the streets to be completely empty. Garfield smiles as he begins to dance down the street to the music. Change perspective to reveal that the streets are still crowded, but Garfield has filtered them out. They raise eyebrows at him, but he does not see them, nor does he care.

*Garfield arrives at the grocery store. Cut to him walking through with several items in his basket as he still listens to music. Suddenly, in the corner of his eye, he spots a figure who he has not blocked out. When he turns his head, they’re gone, and he notices all the people in the store. He scans around the vicinity, looking past people’s heads to no avail.

*Garfield cautiously walks through the store, through all of the irrelevant civilians. Sudden switch of perspective as a bolt of pink energy passes by his head. He turns around to see the figure from the corner of his vision. R.M. Gwydion, the bounty hunter with a grudge. The two exchange dramatic words with each other and it becomes very clear that this is a semi-dream sequence.

*The two charge at each other. Cue an epic fight sequence within the grocery store as they battle to the death. Quick change in perspective reveals that they are two dorks essentially having a slapfight as a crowd of people watch in confusion. A nearby security guard sighs and talks through the radio. “We’ve got another pair of LARPers here.” “Really? This is the third time this week.”

*A bunch of security guards surround the two, and they enter an epic battle stance as they prepare to take on the horde. They quickly get tackled. Cut to them getting thrown out of the grocery shop. The two, still in “action mode,” exchange some more cheesy dialogue until suddenly, Gwydion’s phone rings. It’s her mom. Garfield stands there awkwardly as Gwydion is chewed out by her mom for not getting the groceries like she was asked and sighs as she hangs up. She tells Garfield that they’ll need to continue their fight at a later date, as she has to travel to a further grocery shop. The two go their separate ways.

*Garfield also realizes that he’s also lost his chance to get groceries. He decides to pick up some fast food instead. Cut to Garfield picking up food at Chief Beef’s. His phone rings. It is his old flame, Stephanie. She tells him that she’s in town and asks if they want to meet later in the week. He enthusiastically accepts.

*With food in hand, Garfield returns to Katyusha’s, where he spots Chaos having a cigarette outside. The two have the same talk as episode 1 and they go inside. End episode.

==Episode 3 - Odd Job Drow==
*Leigh, a humankin Drow, wakes up in the morning, inside a small studio apartment. As soon as he gets up, he trips on his own slippers and falls flat on his face. His phone rings.

*On the other end is his more intelligent, attractive, and successful younger brother, Ned. We learn that Leigh is new in town. He had arrived for a new job, which he has already lost due to being fired for being late. It turns out that his plane was hijacked. We also learn that his girlfriend has just broken up with him. His superpower? Fucking awful luck. Ned offers to send him money. Leigh reluctantly accepts.

*Leigh walks into the bathroom and quickly shaves off his luscious locks of hair before putting it in a bag. He goes downstairs, where he is greeted by an enthusiastic and creepy old man who takes the bag off his hands. Zoom out to reveal that his apartment is above a Wigmaker’s shop, located in a decrepit part of Townindale.

*Leigh leaves the shop and walks down the street as he passes by homeless people, stray animals, and condemned buildings. He finds a tailor’s shop down the road which stands out, due to its pristine condition. Cut to him entering the shop, where he is measured up by another Drow.

*Leigh exits the shop in a stylish new outfit. His phone rings. It is Ned, again. Ned tells him that through pulling some favours, he was able to secure him a job interview at Rosenberg L.P, on the condition that it happens within the next thirty minutes.

*Leigh sees the building in the distance. He begins to run, but quickly loses his breath. He spots a kid with rollerskates and successfully barters his collection of Golden Girls trading cards for them.

*Leigh speeds through the city streets until suddenly, he crashes into two men, revealed to be Lex and Chaos. His resume flies off and his suit is now dirty. However, he has made it.

*At the job interview, Jacqueline Rosenberg tells Leigh that she’s unimpressed as she notes that he’s never held a job for more than two weeks. He also reveals that he doesn’t even know what job he is interviewing for.

*Jacqueline steps outside for a break, where she is greeted by her nephew, Jules. Jules reveals that he was on the hijacked plane as we get a flashback of the incident. Leigh is in the airplane bathroom, having an anxiety attack over the new job. He stands up, looks at his reflection in the mirror, and declares that he is confident. He steps out of the bathroom, where he finds that it has been hijacked by the People’s Front of Syllahona. Through a series of hijinks, he accidentally takes down the hijackers.

*Fade back to Jacqueline and Jules. She goes back into the meeting room and gives Leigh a job, on account of his unintentional heroism. She tells him to go home and come back in the next day.

*Leigh leaves the building, where he is greeted by Jules, who properly introduces himself, and offers to take him out drinking. Leigh, not the one to easily makes friends, happily accepts, pleased with his changing luck.

*The two find themselves at The Angry Bull. Very quickly, the two attract a lot of positive attraction at the bar. Cue a montage of them having a good time. Later that night, Leigh finds a Golden Girls pinball machine at the bar, which he finds amusing. He sings along to “Thank You For Being A Friend” and puts a quarter in to play. He loses almost instantly, causing him to curse out the game as the episode ends.

== Episode 4 - Slimy Crappy People ==
* The episode opens on Leigh waking up at 6:00AM on Monday morning, groggy from the night before. He looks at his phone and sees several texts from Jules praising him for the night before. The music begins to play Britney Spears, and his morning routine consists of him dancing and mouthing along to the song as he gets ready for his first day at work.

* At the apartment, Chaos is alone as Lex and Garfield are away at work. As he watches the morning news, he finds himself getting antsy and bored. He stares into the TV and begins to daydream. Visions of Garfield, Lex, and even his own father appear to chastise him for being lazy and good for nothing. He grumbles to himself as he gets up from his couch and looks for something to eat. Because of Garfield's grocery hijinks, there is nothing. He then looks into his own wallet to find that he has no money. In a self-pitying monologue, he declares that he needs to find a job.

* Cut to Leigh, who has arrived for his first day at work. He is greeted by Jacqueline Rosenberg at the ground floor, who accompanies him to his office. Jules tries to catch the elevator but narrowly misses it, while Jacqueline makes no effort to hold it for him either, declaring her weird bootstraps ideology. She leads him to a large room full of cubicles and introduces him to his nearest coworker, Gronuruwd "Gordon" Gorehammer, a Scottish Orc. Gordon talks Leigh's ears off in a friendly manner which takes him aback.

*Cut back to Chaos, who is looking through the jobs wanted a section in the morning newspaper. He expresses enthusiasm at the Clock Museum at Rivergate, but when he phones for the position, he's instantly rebuked for his criminal record. He throws the newspaper down in anguish, and it flips to a new page, showing an ad for HappyMart. He picks up the phone and calls the number, and is pleasantly surprised when he is hired on the spot, effective immediately.

*Cut back to Leigh, who receives his first phone call, where he learns that Rosenberg L.P. is going to host a fundraiser for a local politician's Senate run, along with a request for an endorsement. Surprisingly, he keeps his cool throughout the entire phone call. He wipes the sweat off his brow and quietly celebrates to himself.

*Immediately, Chaos has a bad time. At his new job at HappyMart, he and a squadron of new employees are grilled in a manner resembling "Triumph Des Willens" by Leni Riefenstahl. The atmosphere of the supermarket is clearly and exaggeratedly authoritarian, with forced smiles, security cameras, and extreme orderliness. After the training is finished, we cut to Chaos dealing with an assortment of annoying customers. He ponders to himself about how Lex and Garfield are doing.

*At the Furniture Warehouse, Lex stands at the counter of a completely empty store, chilling out while humming to the store radio. At NoxCorp, anarchy ensues as sentient plants tear up the laboratory Garfield is in.

*Flash forward to the end of Leigh's first day at work. A minute before his shift ends, Jules appears to take Leigh out. Jules and Gordon decide that they will get him drunk. The moment the clock strikes, the two drag him out.

*Cut back to Chaos, who is on his last nerve. First, he deals with an Orc mother who accuses him of trying to swindle her, in which his boss, Felicia, steps in to defuse by placating her. Following her is a young man who cracks a lame "it must be free" joke when an item doesn't scan, causing Chaos to break down in laughter. The customer absconds and Chaos is called to the main office.

*At the main office, Felicia reams Chaos for his mistakes on the job, which he takes on the chin. However, when she reveals that he's being paid minimum wage for the job, he snaps in anger, telling her to go fuck herself. He quits on the spot and rushes to the intercom, where he insults the entire store. In the next shot, he is shown being thrown out of the store by force. He proceeds to go home.

*Cut to the apartment. An exhausted and exasperated Chaos comes in to see Lex and Noxigar watching the news. Appearing on the TV is Xavier D'Arque, former District Attorney of San Cristobal, announcing his run for Senate. Lex and Garfield express approval at this seemingly All-Star politician, but Chaos is distasteful. Garfield spots Stephanie on the television and goes to his room to phone her.

*Cut to Leigh, Gordon, and Jules at The Angry Bull, watching the San Cristobal Conquistadors game on TV. The three take a swig as we suddenly flashforward to the morning after. Leigh wakes up in the same fashion as the beginning of the episode. He looks at his phone and sees texts from Jules and Gordon. He smiles to himself as the episode ends.

== Episode 5 - Tea and Crumpets Redux ==
* The episode opens with Garfield sitting at a table inside Giuseppe's Pizza Cabin in the evening. After waiting for a short period of time, Stephanie arrives, and he stands up to hug her before they both sit down. Both are dressed in formal clothing, but while Stephanie's clothes are clean and immaculate, Garfield's look even more dishevelled than his casual wear. The two are finally meeting for the first time since she has come back to town. The two begin discussing their lives, where we get details of their shared background, along with Stephanie's new job as Xavier D'Arque's assistant. Notably, she dodges questions about his personality, which arouses Garfield's suspicion. She then tries to change the subject by asking him about his day, pointing out his dishevelled look. Garfield sits back, and with a grimace, states that it's been "turbulent." As he begins to tell the story, we get a flashback of the day's events.

* Flashback to the apartment in the morning. Chaos is dressed head-to-toe in cleaning gear as he vacuums and dusts the apartment at the same time. Lex is sitting on the couch and drinking a beer and Chaos chastizes him for his untidiness. At the same time, Garfield is in the background, moving items into his bedroom, which is clearly packed full of items. In response to Chaos' statement, Lex makes a jab along the lines of "can't you just magic all the trash away," which only annoys Chaos further. Nevertheless, Chaos manages to get the front room of the apartment nice and tidy. As he steps back and admires his own work, Garfield's door bursts open as several of his items burst out, with Garfield himself included.

* Chaos is angered at the undoing of his hard work and suggests to Garfield that he has a hoarding problem. Garfield responds by stating that every item has emotional significance to him, which Chaos balks. He suggests that he sell some of it to make room, or to afford a bigger apartment, which angers Garfield, sending the two into a shouting match. Lex, in the middle of this, quietly slinks down to avoid the conflict.

* Things come to a head when Chaos picks up an axe-sword which had been lodged into the drywall, prompting Garfield to tell Chaos to be careful with it. Immediately, its immense weight causes him to topple over. Garfield continues to warn Chaos, whose stubbornness won't let up. Using a magic spell to temporarily increase his strength, he picks the axe-sword back up and carelessly swings it around. As he does so, however, the spell goes awry and the sword disintegrates. Garfield, in a highly-strung emotional state, is about to physically assault Chaos, but is stopped by Lex, who jumps in at the last second.

* A fight is avoided, but Garfield refuses to accept Chaos' apologies and wishes to be away from Chaos' presence. Lex mentions that he needs to pick up some "groceries" and asks Garfield if he wants to come with him. Garfield agrees. A guilty and awkward-feeling Chaos is left alone in the apartment as the two leave.

* Cut to the two driving through Townindale in the ice-cream truck. Garfield asks Lex what kind of "groceries" he needs to get, but Lex is ambiguous, calling it "tea and crumpets." Garfield is further confused as the truck drives past the grocery store and into the dilapidated part of Townindale. The truck parks outside a run-down house which is covered in graffiti and has loud rap music playing from the inside. As the two get out of the truck, a luxury car parks next to it and Jules comes out. The three have an awkward exchange before walking up to the door.

* Lex rings the doorbell, and they're greeted by Bling, who is notably dressed in tacky luxury clothing. After quizzing them for a short bit, he lets them in.

* Cut back to the apartment. Chaos is sitting in front of the axe-sword's remains while scrolling through one of his magical books. He casts a spell in an attempt to fix it, but things only get worse as the pile of ash explodes in Chaos' face, leaving him charred like a Looney Tunes character.

* Cut to the interior of the trap house, which is worse on the inside than it is on the outside. Part of the roof is missing, and several drugged out homeless people have made a campfire inside. Bling opens two camper bags full of drugs and illegalities and tries to advertise them to an increasingly uncomfortable Lex and Jules, who insist that they only want weed. Garfield stares at Bling, which alarms him. When Garfield recognizes Bling as Tracy's brother, Bling snaps and pulls his gun out and accuses Garfield of being a narc. He turns the gun on Lex and Jules too, who he sees as associates, and has the "Bling Boyz" tie them up.

* Cut to the apartment. Chaos is pacing around the front room, looking for ways to replace Garfield's axe-sword. He goes downstairs into the garage, where he sees the workshop and a bunch of wood. He pulls his sleeves up and walks over to it.

* Cut back to the trap house. Jules is panicking and crying while Bling is continuing to freak out over "being compromised." Lex and Garfield try and convince him otherwise, but to no avail. As he is sobbing, Jules mentions that he needs to go pee. At first, Bling refuses, but then he states that he doesn't want piss on his carpet, and unties Jules to escort him to the bathroom. While they are alone, Lex and Garfield talk about the situation which happened with Chaos. In the background, the sound of a window smashing and a car driving can be heard.

* Cut back to the parking lot of Katyusha's. Volkov walks outside of the shop and places a bag of trash into the trashcan. From the garage, he hears the sound of powertools and Chaos swearing to himself. He considers going in to help him, but shrugs and goes back inside the restaurant.

* In the trap house, Bling runs back into the living room, in an even bigger state of panic. He starts waving the gun around and threatening to fire it. In the process, he accidentally fires a shot in the air that temporarily deafens him. At that moment, Garfield, who has partially untied himself but is still bound, pounces on Bling and repeatedly headbutts him while they're both on the ground. While this is happening, Lex has shifted himself towards the gun that Bling dropped when he was attacked. He picks the gun up with his feet and points it at Bling, who puts his hands up and freezes.

* Flashforward. A bruised Garfield and a shaken-up Lex stand victorious over Bling, who they've tied up themselves. After this whole ordeal, Bling recognizes Garfield and acts friendly towards him, asking to be untied. Lex and Garfield agree on the condition that they take his entire weed stash as "compensation." Bling reluctantly agrees.

* Cut back to the ice cream van. Garfield and Lex joke with each other as they drive back home. Halfway through the journey, Garfield's phone rings. It's Stephanie. He asks Lex to drop him off downtown, telling him that he'll be back home later. Lex obliges.

* Flashforward back to Stephanie and Garfield, who has just finished telling the story about what happened. Stephanie laughs and then laments that it's time for her to go. The two collect their bills, promise to meet up again, and go their separate ways.

* Garfield comes back to the apartment, which has been returned to its immaculate condition. Lex greets him with a smile as he's on the couch and tells him to check his bedroom. Garfield curiously opens the door to his bedroom to find Chaos standing there in front of him, and all of his items neatly organized. Garfield is surprised at his, but even moreso as Chaos brings out a new axe-sword that he made out of wood to replace the old one. It's poorly constructed, but Garfield is so overwhelmed by the gesture that he hugs Chaos and thanks him as Chaos apologizes. The two make up.

* Cut to Bling, who is being escorted down a dark alley at night by men in black suits. He is approached by Andre DuTempi, who asks him what happened to the money from his stash. A nervous Bling backs away and awkwardly tries to explain what happened. DuTempi nods to his two men who both pull out baseball bats. The camera pans upward as the episode ends.

== Episode 6 - No Hall Like Town Hall ==
* The episode opens with a Senate campaign ad for Xavier D'Arque. The ad shows the city of San Cristobal as a lawless crime-infested gutter, with displays of violence and drugs on the street. Shots of dilapidated buildings are shown as the narrator talks about how the city is unsafe. The screen cuts to a shot of the Lucky Sevens Casino with its bright lights and zooms inside to show Hector Bonifacio, leader of the Bonifacio Crime Family, living large. The narrator then explains how as District Attorney of San Cristobal, Xavier D'Arque took down the Bonifacio family, as Hector's mugshot appears on-screen. The screen cuts back to the same street from the beginning of the street, but as a lively Metropolis, full of children playing. The narrator explains that Xavier D'Arque can bring hope to the entire state, just as he brought back hope to the city. Xavier D'Arque appears onscreen to approve the message.

* Zoom out to reveal that the ad is playing on the television, which Chaos is watching. He groans and turns the television off. He walks over to the dining room/kitchen, where Lex is reading the newspaper and Garfield is cooking breakfast. Lex remarks that the D'Arque Theatre is scheduled to re-open in a couple of months, which Chaos scoffs. When the mailman comes, Lex rushes to get the mail and comes back, feeling dejected because his comic books were bent when they were shoved through the letter box. Lex and Garfield engage in some light bickering as Chaos sorts through the mail and notices a bunch of utility bills.

* As Chaos quizzes the two on the utility bills, we see a montage of Lex destroying past bills in creative ways. Cut back to Chaos' face. He reads them and reveals that Town Hall will shut off their power if they don't pay. Chaos decides that he will try and bargain with Town Hall to get them reduced. As he heads out, he realizes that he's out of cigarettes and has no money in his wallet, so he asks one of the two if they have $20. Garfield gives him a bill from his wallet.

* Cut to Chaos walking downtown, where he stumbles upon a beggar playing hypnotic-sounding music from a small speaker. At first, he is cynical as the beggar asks for change. But as a sudden wave of goodwill flows through him, he gives him the $20 bill that he got from Garfield. He carries on with his journey as we cut back to Lex and Garfield in the apartment.

* Lex and Garfield talk about Chaos for a short bit before Lex remarks on how bored he is. A short pause follows before the two pick up nearby cushions and start hitting each other with them. Cut to the hallway. Volkov walks by as he hears the commotion from within.

* Cut back to Chaos, who triumphantly marches into Town Hall. Immediately, he trips on a piece of carpet and falls flat on his face, prompting the young receptionist to rush to his side to check on his wellbeing. As she helps him up, he looks at her and is instantly smitten by her appearance, turning into a nervous wreck. As he regains his composure in front of her, he asks her if he can see the mayor. She tells him that he's currently occupied, but that he can wait outside his office. He heads to the staircase.

* Cut back to the apartment. The living room has now been transformed into a LARPing battleground and Volkov is revealed to have joined Lex and Garfield.

* Cut back to Town Hall. After a short period of waiting, the doors of the Mayor's office open, and Xavier D'Arque emerges with Stephanie, having just secured an "endorsement." Chaos catches Xavier's attention, and mistaking him for a fan, quickly and forcibly poses for a selfie with Chaos before giving him a badge. Chaos groans before entering the Mayor's office.

* As Chaos enters, the Mayor is notably paranoid and shaken up. As Chaos explains the situation with the bills, the Mayor agrees to help him fix it. However, the Mayor's computer is old and decrepit, and as Chaos tries to fix it, the computer shuts down, unexpectedly. The Mayor then looks through an old filing cabinet and gives up, telling Chaos that he can just pay $20 to get the fees waived. Chaos scoffs and searches through his wallet for the $20 that Garfield gave him, but remembers that he gave it to the beggar. He runs out of the Mayor's office and rushes to the bank.

* Chaos bursts through the doors of the bank, accidentally conjuring a massive thunderstorm within the building and causing the bank teller to panic and call the cops. The cops confront Chaos at gunpoint and force him onto the ground. A tense moment occurs until the police chief realizes that he's no threat and orders his men to stand down. They still take Chaos to the station, however.

* Cut to the police station, where Lex and Garfield greet Chaos. They reveal that their utility fees, along with those of the entire city, have vanished. The three walk out in triumph.

* Cut back to the beggar from earlier. Xavier and Stephanie come across him, with great curiosity.

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==Episode 1 - The Saga Beginues==

*Felix “Chaos” Abraxas Zabat, after serving three years of a five year sentence for grand larceny, is released from Bellmoral State Prison on parole.

*Greeting Chaos from the outside is his former partner in crime, Alistair “Lex” Shaw, who is waiting in an ice cream truck. Chaos is embarrassed and confused at the lack of luxury.

*The two drive through the beautiful metropolis of Townindale. Chaos relishes in the scenery and the fresh air of freedom. He expresses his joy at his future of prosperity from the heist earnings. Lex awkwardly dodges his questioning.

*Things turn unpleasant as the two drive through the wealthy part of Townindale and into the poorer parts of town. Chaos begins to realize that his dreams of prosperity are not coming true. He becomes increasingly anguished. STAGE 1: Denial

*They arrive at Katyusha’s, a small cafe that is located in an Eastern European enclave. Lex takes Chaos upstairs to his new home, which is a small and grungy two-bedroom apartment. Things are made worse for Chaos as Lex introduces him to his new roommate.

*Enter Garfield Wiggins, the grown-up child prodigy. His quirky nature is immediately met with distaste from Chaos. Chaos privately reams Lex for under-delivering his expectations. STAGE 2: Anger

*After he calms down, Chaos attempts to re-evaluate his new life situation. He properly meets Garfield, but is quickly turned off by his odd nature as he is given a tour around his bedroom and shown his belongings. This experience convinces Chaos that he needs to get out of this situation. STAGE 3: Bargaining

*Later that evening, Chaos sits at the table for dinner. Garfield and Chaos exchange passive aggressive remarks while Lex sits in the middle, completely oblivious. The three then watch TV for a bit before going to bed around 11:30PM.

*It is 7:00AM on a Sunday morning. Chaos is woken up by Lex, who he angrily throws a pillow at. After another awkward mealtime with Garfield, Lex volunteers to take Chaos out to see the town.

*Lex offers to take Chaos to interesting cultural centers, but he is uninterested. Instead, he spots a cereal cafe, which completely takes his interest, to Lex’s distaste, due to his disgust at gentrification.

*Chaos tries to endear himself to a group of hipsters, who mock Chaos completely for being lame. Faced with the understanding that he is no longer a big shot, Chaos falls into a depression and demands to be taken home. STAGE 4: Depression

*Back home, Lex introduces Chaos to the landlord, Konstantin Volkov. Volkov warmly welcomes Chaos and gives him a pep talk where he shares his experience of being a fish out of water. Chaos’ mood improves.

*Chaos goes downstairs for a smoke, where he is greeted by Garfield. The two share a heart to heart, which does not mend the tension between them, but places them at a better understanding. Garfield invites him to play some video games with him.

*The three play Super Smash Bros together and Chaos effortlessly beats them both. He sits back and ponders on his new life situation and decides that he needs to make the most of it. He smiles to himself as the episode ends on the final stage of grief. STAGE 5: Acceptance.

==Episode 2 - Garfield Goes Grocery Shopping==
*The episode begins as Lex and Chaos leave the apartment in their ice cream truck. Garfield, who is working at home, tries to do work on his laptop in the front room. However, he keeps getting distracted. Eventually, he finds mindlessly browsing on social media. As he scrolls, he becomes increasingly melancholic at seeing all his friends living fun and exciting lives.

*Garfield gets up from the couch and walks over to the fridge to find that it’s empty. He groans at the prospect of having to go out. He dresses in his “casual clothes” and leaves the apartment.

*While outside, Garfield gets irritated by the commotion of pedestrians and the loud traffic noises, which give him anxiety. He closes his eyes and puts his headphones on. As the music begins to play, he opens his eyes, showing the streets to be completely empty. Garfield smiles as he begins to dance down the street to the music. Change perspective to reveal that the streets are still crowded, but Garfield has filtered them out. They raise eyebrows at him, but he does not see them, nor does he care.

*Garfield arrives at the grocery store. Cut to him walking through with several items in his basket as he still listens to music. Suddenly, in the corner of his eye, he spots a figure who he has not blocked out. When he turns his head, they’re gone, and he notices all the people in the store. He scans around the vicinity, looking past people’s heads to no avail.

*Garfield cautiously walks through the store, through all of the irrelevant civilians. Sudden switch of perspective as a bolt of pink energy passes by his head. He turns around to see the figure from the corner of his vision. R.M. Gwydion, the bounty hunter with a grudge. The two exchange dramatic words with each other and it becomes very clear that this is a semi-dream sequence.

*The two charge at each other. Cue an epic fight sequence within the grocery store as they battle to the death. Quick change in perspective reveals that they are two dorks essentially having a slapfight as a crowd of people watch in confusion. A nearby security guard sighs and talks through the radio. “We’ve got another pair of LARPers here.” “Really? This is the third time this week.”

*A bunch of security guards surround the two, and they enter an epic battle stance as they prepare to take on the horde. They quickly get tackled. Cut to them getting thrown out of the grocery shop. The two, still in “action mode,” exchange some more cheesy dialogue until suddenly, Gwydion’s phone rings. It’s her mom. Garfield stands there awkwardly as Gwydion is chewed out by her mom for not getting the groceries like she was asked and sighs as she hangs up. She tells Garfield that they’ll need to continue their fight at a later date, as she has to travel to a further grocery shop. The two go their separate ways.

*Garfield also realizes that he’s also lost his chance to get groceries. He decides to pick up some fast food instead. Cut to Garfield picking up food at Chief Beef’s. His phone rings. It is his old flame, Stephanie. She tells him that she’s in town and asks if they want to meet later in the week. He enthusiastically accepts.

*With food in hand, Garfield returns to Katyusha’s, where he spots Chaos having a cigarette outside. The two have the same talk as episode 1 and they go inside. End episode.

==Episode 3 - Odd Job Drow==
*Leigh, a humankin Drow, wakes up in the morning, inside a small studio apartment. As soon as he gets up, he trips on his own slippers and falls flat on his face. His phone rings.

*On the other end is his more intelligent, attractive, and successful younger brother, Ned. We learn that Leigh is new in town. He had arrived for a new job, which he has already lost due to being fired for being late. It turns out that his plane was hijacked. We also learn that his girlfriend has just broken up with him. His superpower? Fucking awful luck. Ned offers to send him money. Leigh reluctantly accepts.

*Leigh walks into the bathroom and quickly shaves off his luscious locks of hair before putting it in a bag. He goes downstairs, where he is greeted by an enthusiastic and creepy old man who takes the bag off his hands. Zoom out to reveal that his apartment is above a Wigmaker’s shop, located in a decrepit part of Townindale.

*Leigh leaves the shop and walks down the street as he passes by homeless people, stray animals, and condemned buildings. He finds a tailor’s shop down the road which stands out, due to its pristine condition. Cut to him entering the shop, where he is measured up by another Drow.

*Leigh exits the shop in a stylish new outfit. His phone rings. It is Ned, again. Ned tells him that through pulling some favours, he was able to secure him a job interview at Rosenberg L.P, on the condition that it happens within the next thirty minutes.

*Leigh sees the building in the distance. He begins to run, but quickly loses his breath. He spots a kid with rollerskates and successfully barters his collection of Golden Girls trading cards for them.

*Leigh speeds through the city streets until suddenly, he crashes into two men, revealed to be Lex and Chaos. His resume flies off and his suit is now dirty. However, he has made it.

*At the job interview, Jacqueline Rosenberg tells Leigh that she’s unimpressed as she notes that he’s never held a job for more than two weeks. He also reveals that he doesn’t even know what job he is interviewing for.

*Jacqueline steps outside for a break, where she is greeted by her nephew, Jules. Jules reveals that he was on the hijacked plane as we get a flashback of the incident. Leigh is in the airplane bathroom, having an anxiety attack over the new job. He stands up, looks at his reflection in the mirror, and declares that he is confident. He steps out of the bathroom, where he finds that it has been hijacked by the People’s Front of Syllahona. Through a series of hijinks, he accidentally takes down the hijackers.

*Fade back to Jacqueline and Jules. She goes back into the meeting room and gives Leigh a job, on account of his unintentional heroism. She tells him to go home and come back in the next day.

*Leigh leaves the building, where he is greeted by Jules, who properly introduces himself, and offers to take him out drinking. Leigh, not the one to easily makes friends, happily accepts, pleased with his changing luck.

*The two find themselves at The Angry Bull. Very quickly, the two attract a lot of positive attraction at the bar. Cue a montage of them having a good time. Later that night, Leigh finds a Golden Girls pinball machine at the bar, which he finds amusing. He sings along to “Thank You For Being A Friend” and puts a quarter in to play. He loses almost instantly, causing him to curse out the game as the episode ends.

== Episode 4 - Slimy Crappy People ==
* The episode opens on Leigh waking up at 6:00AM on Monday morning, groggy from the night before. He looks at his phone and sees several texts from Jules praising him for the night before. The music begins to play Britney Spears, and his morning routine consists of him dancing and mouthing along to the song as he gets ready for his first day at work.

* At the apartment, Chaos is alone as Lex and Garfield are away at work. As he watches the morning news, he finds himself getting antsy and bored. He stares into the TV and begins to daydream. Visions of Garfield, Lex, and even his own father appear to chastise him for being lazy and good for nothing. He grumbles to himself as he gets up from his couch and looks for something to eat. Because of Garfield's grocery hijinks, there is nothing. He then looks into his own wallet to find that he has no money. In a self-pitying monologue, he declares that he needs to find a job.

* Cut to Leigh, who has arrived for his first day at work. He is greeted by Jacqueline Rosenberg at the ground floor, who accompanies him to his office. Jules tries to catch the elevator but narrowly misses it, while Jacqueline makes no effort to hold it for him either, declaring her weird bootstraps ideology. She leads him to a large room full of cubicles and introduces him to his nearest coworker, Gronuruwd "Gordon" Gorehammer, a Scottish Orc. Gordon talks Leigh's ears off in a friendly manner which takes him aback.

*Cut back to Chaos, who is looking through the jobs wanted a section in the morning newspaper. He expresses enthusiasm at the Clock Museum at Rivergate, but when he phones for the position, he's instantly rebuked for his criminal record. He throws the newspaper down in anguish, and it flips to a new page, showing an ad for HappyMart. He picks up the phone and calls the number, and is pleasantly surprised when he is hired on the spot, effective immediately.

*Cut back to Leigh, who receives his first phone call, where he learns that Rosenberg L.P. is going to host a fundraiser for a local politician's Senate run, along with a request for an endorsement. Surprisingly, he keeps his cool throughout the entire phone call. He wipes the sweat off his brow and quietly celebrates to himself.

*Immediately, Chaos has a bad time. At his new job at HappyMart, he and a squadron of new employees are grilled in a manner resembling "Triumph Des Willens" by Leni Riefenstahl. The atmosphere of the supermarket is clearly and exaggeratedly authoritarian, with forced smiles, security cameras, and extreme orderliness. After the training is finished, we cut to Chaos dealing with an assortment of annoying customers. He ponders to himself about how Lex and Garfield are doing.

*At the Furniture Warehouse, Lex stands at the counter of a completely empty store, chilling out while humming to the store radio. At NoxCorp, anarchy ensues as sentient plants tear up the laboratory Garfield is in.

*Flash forward to the end of Leigh's first day at work. A minute before his shift ends, Jules appears to take Leigh out. Jules and Gordon decide that they will get him drunk. The moment the clock strikes, the two drag him out.

*Cut back to Chaos, who is on his last nerve. First, he deals with an Orc mother who accuses him of trying to swindle her, in which his boss, Felicia, steps in to defuse by placating her. Following her is a young man who cracks a lame "it must be free" joke when an item doesn't scan, causing Chaos to break down in laughter. The customer absconds and Chaos is called to the main office.

*At the main office, Felicia reams Chaos for his mistakes on the job, which he takes on the chin. However, when she reveals that he's being paid minimum wage for the job, he snaps in anger, telling her to go fuck herself. He quits on the spot and rushes to the intercom, where he insults the entire store. In the next shot, he is shown being thrown out of the store by force. He proceeds to go home.

*Cut to the apartment. An exhausted and exasperated Chaos comes in to see Lex and Noxigar watching the news. Appearing on the TV is Xavier D'Arque, former District Attorney of San Cristobal, announcing his run for Senate. Lex and Garfield express approval at this seemingly All-Star politician, but Chaos is distasteful. Garfield spots Stephanie on the television and goes to his room to phone her.

*Cut to Leigh, Gordon, and Jules at The Angry Bull, watching the San Cristobal Conquistadors game on TV. The three take a swig as we suddenly flashforward to the morning after. Leigh wakes up in the same fashion as the beginning of the episode. He looks at his phone and sees texts from Jules and Gordon. He smiles to himself as the episode ends.

== Episode 5 - Tea and Crumpets Redux ==
* The episode opens with Garfield sitting at a table inside Giuseppe's Pizza Cabin in the evening. After waiting for a short period of time, Stephanie arrives, and he stands up to hug her before they both sit down. Both are dressed in formal clothing, but while Stephanie's clothes are clean and immaculate, Garfield's look even more dishevelled than his casual wear. The two are finally meeting for the first time since she has come back to town. The two begin discussing their lives, where we get details of their shared background, along with Stephanie's new job as Xavier D'Arque's assistant. Notably, she dodges questions about his personality, which arouses Garfield's suspicion. She then tries to change the subject by asking him about his day, pointing out his dishevelled look. Garfield sits back, and with a grimace, states that it's been "turbulent." As he begins to tell the story, we get a flashback of the day's events.

* Flashback to the apartment in the morning. Chaos is dressed head-to-toe in cleaning gear as he vacuums and dusts the apartment at the same time. Lex is sitting on the couch and drinking a beer and Chaos chastizes him for his untidiness. At the same time, Garfield is in the background, moving items into his bedroom, which is clearly packed full of items. In response to Chaos' statement, Lex makes a jab along the lines of "can't you just magic all the trash away," which only annoys Chaos further. Nevertheless, Chaos manages to get the front room of the apartment nice and tidy. As he steps back and admires his own work, Garfield's door bursts open as several of his items burst out, with Garfield himself included.

* Chaos is angered at the undoing of his hard work and suggests to Garfield that he has a hoarding problem. Garfield responds by stating that every item has emotional significance to him, which Chaos balks. He suggests that he sell some of it to make room, or to afford a bigger apartment, which angers Garfield, sending the two into a shouting match. Lex, in the middle of this, quietly slinks down to avoid the conflict.

* Things come to a head when Chaos picks up an axe-sword which had been lodged into the drywall, prompting Garfield to tell Chaos to be careful with it. Immediately, its immense weight causes him to topple over. Garfield continues to warn Chaos, whose stubbornness won't let up. Using a magic spell to temporarily increase his strength, he picks the axe-sword back up and carelessly swings it around. As he does so, however, the spell goes awry and the sword disintegrates. Garfield, in a highly-strung emotional state, is about to physically assault Chaos, but is stopped by Lex, who jumps in at the last second.

* A fight is avoided, but Garfield refuses to accept Chaos' apologies and wishes to be away from Chaos' presence. Lex mentions that he needs to pick up some "groceries" and asks Garfield if he wants to come with him. Garfield agrees. A guilty and awkward-feeling Chaos is left alone in the apartment as the two leave.

* Cut to the two driving through Townindale in the ice-cream truck. Garfield asks Lex what kind of "groceries" he needs to get, but Lex is ambiguous, calling it "tea and crumpets." Garfield is further confused as the truck drives past the grocery store and into the dilapidated part of Townindale. The truck parks outside a run-down house which is covered in graffiti and has loud rap music playing from the inside. As the two get out of the truck, a luxury car parks next to it and Jules comes out. The three have an awkward exchange before walking up to the door.

* Lex rings the doorbell, and they're greeted by Bling, who is notably dressed in tacky luxury clothing. After quizzing them for a short bit, he lets them in.

* Cut back to the apartment. Chaos is sitting in front of the axe-sword's remains while scrolling through one of his magical books. He casts a spell in an attempt to fix it, but things only get worse as the pile of ash explodes in Chaos' face, leaving him charred like a Looney Tunes character.

* Cut to the interior of the trap house, which is worse on the inside than it is on the outside. Part of the roof is missing, and several drugged out homeless people have made a campfire inside. Bling opens two camper bags full of drugs and illegalities and tries to advertise them to an increasingly uncomfortable Lex and Jules, who insist that they only want weed. Garfield stares at Bling, which alarms him. When Garfield recognizes Bling as Tracy's brother, Bling snaps and pulls his gun out and accuses Garfield of being a narc. He turns the gun on Lex and Jules too, who he sees as associates, and has the "Bling Boyz" tie them up.

* Cut to the apartment. Chaos is pacing around the front room, looking for ways to replace Garfield's axe-sword. He goes downstairs into the garage, where he sees the workshop and a bunch of wood. He pulls his sleeves up and walks over to it.

* Cut back to the trap house. Jules is panicking and crying while Bling is continuing to freak out over "being compromised." Lex and Garfield try and convince him otherwise, but to no avail. As he is sobbing, Jules mentions that he needs to go pee. At first, Bling refuses, but then he states that he doesn't want piss on his carpet, and unties Jules to escort him to the bathroom. While they are alone, Lex and Garfield talk about the situation which happened with Chaos. In the background, the sound of a window smashing and a car driving can be heard.

* Cut back to the parking lot of Katyusha's. Volkov walks outside of the shop and places a bag of trash into the trashcan. From the garage, he hears the sound of powertools and Chaos swearing to himself. He considers going in to help him, but shrugs and goes back inside the restaurant.

* In the trap house, Bling runs back into the living room, in an even bigger state of panic. He starts waving the gun around and threatening to fire it. In the process, he accidentally fires a shot in the air that temporarily deafens him. At that moment, Garfield, who has partially untied himself but is still bound, pounces on Bling and repeatedly headbutts him while they're both on the ground. While this is happening, Lex has shifted himself towards the gun that Bling dropped when he was attacked. He picks the gun up with his feet and points it at Bling, who puts his hands up and freezes.

* Flashforward. A bruised Garfield and a shaken-up Lex stand victorious over Bling, who they've tied up themselves. After this whole ordeal, Bling recognizes Garfield and acts friendly towards him, asking to be untied. Lex and Garfield agree on the condition that they take his entire weed stash as "compensation." Bling reluctantly agrees.

* Cut back to the ice cream van. Garfield and Lex joke with each other as they drive back home. Halfway through the journey, Garfield's phone rings. It's Stephanie. He asks Lex to drop him off downtown, telling him that he'll be back home later. Lex obliges.

* Flashforward back to Stephanie and Garfield, who has just finished telling the story about what happened. Stephanie laughs and then laments that it's time for her to go. The two collect their bills, promise to meet up again, and go their separate ways.

* Garfield comes back to the apartment, which has been returned to its immaculate condition. Lex greets him with a smile as he's on the couch and tells him to check his bedroom. Garfield curiously opens the door to his bedroom to find Chaos standing there in front of him, and all of his items neatly organized. Garfield is surprised at his, but even moreso as Chaos brings out a new axe-sword that he made out of wood to replace the old one. It's poorly constructed, but Garfield is so overwhelmed by the gesture that he hugs Chaos and thanks him as Chaos apologizes. The two make up.

* Cut to Bling, who is being escorted down a dark alley at night by men in black suits. He is approached by Andre DuTempi, who asks him what happened to the money from his stash. A nervous Bling backs away and awkwardly tries to explain what happened. DuTempi nods to his two men who both pull out baseball bats. The camera pans upward as the episode ends.

== Episode 6 - No Hall Like Town Hall ==
* The episode opens with a Senate campaign ad for Xavier D'Arque. The ad shows the city of San Cristobal as a lawless crime-infested gutter, with displays of violence and drugs on the street. Shots of dilapidated buildings are shown as the narrator talks about how the city is unsafe. The screen cuts to a shot of the Lucky Sevens Casino with its bright lights and zooms inside to show Hector Bonifacio, leader of the Bonifacio Crime Family, living large. The narrator then explains how as Attorney General of San Cristobal, Xavier D'Arque took down the Bonifacio family, as Hector's mugshot appears on-screen. The screen cuts back to the same street from the beginning of the street, but as a lively Metropolis, full of children playing. The narrator explains that Xavier D'Arque can bring hope to the entire state, just as he brought back hope to the city. Xavier D'Arque appears onscreen to approve the message.

* Zoom out to reveal that the ad is playing on the television, which Chaos is watching. He groans and turns the television off. He walks over to the dining room/kitchen, where Lex is reading the newspaper and Garfield is cooking breakfast. Lex remarks that the D'Arque Theatre is scheduled to re-open in a couple of months, which Chaos scoffs. When the mailman comes, Lex rushes to get the mail and comes back, feeling dejected because his comic books were bent when they were shoved through the letter box. Lex and Garfield engage in some light bickering as Chaos sorts through the mail and notices a bunch of utility bills.

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'''Wikihood is "Gay Kingdom Hearts DND, or Whatever It Is You Clowns Talk About," so sayeth Ben Schlanker (Inventor of Viagra).'''

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Current Episode: The Current Episode is [[/eps/13|Takoya-Ki To Destiny]].
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'''NEWS AS OF NOW:''' Remolay, Lex, and Noxigar brought Wikihood back, and therefore are enemies of the state. Shoot on sight.

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== Rules ==
# oh god we're actually doing this aren't we
# Don't be ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓.

== Writers ==
* Nobody important
== Episodes ==
=== Volume 1 Second Draft ===
# [[/eps/draft2/1|The Saga Beginues]]

=== Volume 1 First Draft ===
# [[/eps/1|Pilot Redux]] — The saga beginues, with an introduction of the trio.
# [[/eps/2|Superior of the Inbetween]] — A shift in perspective, as we enter the life of a scientist vigilante with a bounty on his head.
# [[/eps/3|Odd Job Drow]] — A shift in perspective, as we enter the life of a distinctly unlucky Drow.
# [[/eps/4|Ready, Set, Go!]] — Chaos visits a ski shop, Leigh goes through his first day of work, and Garfield's time at NoxCorp is well-spent.
# [[/eps/5|No Hall Like Town Hall]] — A $20 utility bill becomes harder to pay for than expected.
# [[/eps/6|Tea & Crumpets Redux]] — The Xavier D'Arque Senate Campaign begins setting up its Fundraiser. At the same time, the protagonists enjoy themselves for a bit longer.
# [[/eps/7|Shiny Happy People]] — Chaos considers giving up crime and decides to go straight. Garfield and Tracy hang out at a cereal cafe. Leigh is initiated into helping the Fundraiser.
# [[/eps/8|Fundraiser Heist: Planning Stages]] — Before the Fundraiser truly begins, an assembly of people gathers to act against its hosts.
# [[/eps/9|Fundraiser Heist: 6 of Wands]] — The gang along with their allies, launch an attack on Xavier D'Arque's Fundraiser Ball.
# [[/eps/10|Give Leigh Twenty Dollars]] — As the smoke from the Heist begins to clear, certain things are discovered: Some celebrate, some lament, some begin their revenge, some try to make amends, and some people try to wife in the club.
# [[/eps/11|Wrong Turn At Nuke DLC]] — A shift in perspective, as we sort of enter the life of a pinkette who helps a cherished friend hunt for apartments, with more than meets the eye to her.
# [[/eps/12|ABBA Kadabra]] — After Chaos is kidnapped, Lex and Noelle team up to save him. Meanwhile, Garfield and Leigh sing their hearts out.
# [[/eps/13|Takoya-Ki To Destiny]] — "Make certain the box's contents match what's on the label."
# [[/eps/14|?????]] —
# [[/eps/15|Life is a Cabaret]] — Put down the knitting, the book and the broom, It's time for a holiday!

=== Special Episodes ===
* [[/eps/jesus|Rock and Roll Jesus]] — Chaos writes the next Christmas Hit!

== Series Qu'ran ==
*[[/Archive|Archive]] — Where outdated writing goes to die, then be summarized to showcase what parts of it are still inspirational to us.
*[[/characters|Characters]] — To remind us of how many parodies and shitty self-insertions there aren't. None.
*[[/Places|Places]] — Where all two scenes of any given episode occur.
*[[/Soundtrack|Soundtrack]] — Hot beats to cry alone to.

== Wikihood Main Page Theme Song ==

{{YouTube|ARhk9K_mviE}}

''The Struts - Could Have Been Me''

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== Proto-Season 1 ==
# [[/P1|Idiot Scrapes]] — Another typical Wikihood day; The gang takes out the trash while Chaos files papers.
# [[/P2|Sympathy for the Devil's Son]] — A new guest causes havoc in the Wikihood manor using subterfuge and sheer insanity.
# [[/P3|Currents and Recurrence of Currents]] — An obligatory episode involving introductions of more characters. But anything would really be better than last episode, right?
# [[/P4|The Root of Lawful Evil]] — The power goes out at the Wikihood house. Hilarity does most certainly not ensue.
# [[/P5|Of Tea and Big-Lipped Alligators]] — The gang thinks about the weight of their past decisions over their current predicament, as they have moved to Midway City.
# [[/P6|More Wars VI: Return of The 'Hood]] — The gang tries to return home. Of course, this means that D'Arque's going to give them copious amounts of hell.
# [[/P7|Debonair D'Arque's Mad Dash!]] — With the gang in need of money, D'Arque decides to help them out. At least, as well as any undead politician could.
# [[/P8|City That Never Sleeps]] — Remolay and Oiracul get much-needed character development while the remainder of the Wikihood Gang go on a "vacation" to New York.
# [[/P9|Riches to Rags]] — With D'Arque reduced to rags and Rosenberg poised to strike, the tables are turning for our villains.
# [[/P10|Bad Moon Rising]] — The gang come across two interesting vagabonds. They find that, to their misfortune, they seek a place in the household.
# [[/P11|The Next Episode]] — After a hostile kidnapping from the likes of Rosenberg, he finally manages to "convince" them to join him to bring glory back to Midway.
# [[/P12|The Midway Tourism Board Presents: Living Life, The Midway Way]] — Welcome to the city of Midway! Please, enjoy your stay, because you probably can't leave.
# [[/P13|Townindale Talks]] — What Rosenberg sets out to do, we can get done without flash and bang. Take this testimony from our colorful citizens!
# [[/P14|Better Late than Living]] — D'Arque's up to no good, but leave it to the Sea Hitmen to make sure word gets out.
# [[/P15|Ghouls Just Want To Have Fun]] — The Wikihood and Rosenberg must try and breach D'Arque's defenses before he can succeed in creating an undead utopia.
# [[/P16|Abracadaver]] — After assembling a citizen militia to take Townindale back by force, the Wikihood run into a more reoccuring problem, named Droll.
# [[/P17|Parts Versus Parcel]] — Rosenberg's presence in the battle has finally been made apparent, but to what ends will he go to end this feud?
# [[/P18|Dancing in the Street]] — The D'Arque-Rosenberg saga comes to a chilling end as the two mortal enemies come face to face for first - and last - time.

== The Gold Mine ==
=== Season -3 ===
*[[Wikihood/arc/1|Wikihood: The Redux, The Radical, The Apocalypse]] - The disaster begins...
*[[Wikihood/arc/2|Game Night]] - The Wikihood cast stay home and play games all night long.
*[[Wikihood/arc/3|The Path I Believed In]] - Super Sam frees The Enigma, who causes promblems for everyone. Meanwhile, Silver goes to save the future.
*[[Wikihood/arc/4|Not Named Medivh]] - A crazy person predicts the end of the universe by a dark evil.
*[[Wikihood/arc/5|"Tea and Crumpets?"]] - We take a look on Wikihood life back in the olden times.
*[[Wikihood/arc/6|Disregard The Preceding]] - Epsiodes 1-5? What are they? '''Season 1 Anti-Episode!'''
*[[Wikihood/arc/7|The Successor, the Successee, and the Succeding]] - Edgeworth gains the mansion due to Edgeworthington's "Death", Chaos' Plan furthers, and everyone finds out, there's a reason Chaos wants Vindicator DEAD, with all the good, old, in-between stuff from the usual series.
*[[Wikihood/arc/8|Unwraveling Nexus]] - The Universe really DOES begin to come apart, thanks to the Enigma's "Death", and Chwoka is proven right. But that Doesn't stop Chaos and his Devilish intent.
*[[Wikihood/arc/9|Welcome to Terra]] - The Invincible and Ark land on Terra, and Tommyspud, Chaos, and Nick all go on a little walk. There, they find an observatory. Also, the greatest war of all time begins, with the appearence of Znex's alternate universe double...
*[[Wikihood/arc/10|Oblivion Rises...]] - The god Zharanakuva starts taking over the reformed universe as his own as the Wikihood characters struggle to keep him away from their home. But how could they possibly defeat an all-powerful and omniscient god?
*[[Wikihood/arc/11|The Wisest Being]] - Zharanakuva is defeated, and the whole universe is free, but there is a deeper and stronger force behind all this. The Wikihood characters so race against time to try and find out who this force is and then stop it. Meanwhile, The Chaos/Joseph Grudge match begins where it left off.
*[[Wikihood/arc/12|A Beginning Of A War]] - A War starts in Sephiroth's Home universe, and it breaks off, to become the biggest Wikihood war yet.
*[[Wikihood/arc/13|The Situation Tenses]] - The War in Sharoth continues, and even gets bigger.
*[[Wikihood/arc/14|Welcome to The Digital World]] - The war resumwes in the Digital World, where there is no escaping.
*[[Wikihood/arc/15|Attrition]] - The only way to win a war is to kill more than can be replaced...

=== Season -2 ===
*[[Wikihood/arc/16|Dinner and a Movie]] - The light at the end of a tunnel. Also an excuse to parody romance fanfics. Also, Sephiroth makes a Party.
*[[Wikihood/arc/17|Here We Go Again...]] - The cast goes on a manhunt for a Muffin of Doom while being addicted to pizza.
*[[Wikihood/arc/18|Glabal's Grudge]] - After Billions of years, The Glabal return, with intentions of revenge, and even more.
*[[Wikihood/arc/19|Search for Mercury's Tear]] - After everyone being poisoned by the Darkness Gene, Sennin and Chaos set off to find the Mercury's Tear. Userdoveunknown tags along too.
*[[Wikihood/arc/20|Doppelganger Fight]] - The Wikihood Team fight against their doppelgangers, controlled by the First Chaos, who might not be dead.
*[[Wikihood/arc/21|Another Quest?!?]] - All seems to be lost, and the Wikihood cast exiles themselves on a tropical island. '''Season 2 Anti-Episode!'''
*[[Wikihood/arc/22|Emergency Plot Change]] - A wedding of incoherent, unorthodox eloping happens when Deathbringer attempts to be the King of Hearts.
*[[Wikihood/arc/23|Simulation: Terminated]] - 3 months after the last episode, everyone finds that things are fine. A little too fine? Nah...
*[[Wikihood/arc/24|Tournament]] - Noxigar and Joseph have broken free of the simulation, and duke it out. Meanwhile, a new force is ready to stop Adel's intetntions.
*[[Wikihood/arc/25|The Climax That Never Was]] - Davros, after assimilating the power of some of the most powerful items, and people, becomes one of the most powerful villains in the universe. He possesses Sephiroth to make matters worse.
*[[Wikihood/arc/26|Sephiroth's Stupidly Bogus Training Quest]] - Sephiroth isn't really dead, but is in fact of a quest to get back his powers in greece.
*[[Wikihood/arc/27|The End of an Era]] - Sephiroth resumes his training, whereas Joseph looks back on everything that's happened to him. Chaos is alive, and everything seems good, but then, the universe begins to collapse. Goody goody.

===Season -1===
*[[Wikihood/arc/28|We made it this far?]] - The team escapes the ruined Universe to get their aid as Adel moves his new super-army out to the farthest reaches of the galaxy.
*[[Wikihood/arc/29|Race to the Finish!]] - A war begins on mars, possibly the biggest one yet. Included is a race between Alphamon and Adel to save Joseph.
*[[Wikihood/arc/30|Payback Is Payback]] - Noxigar confronts the Beast to avenge Xaldin, while Leo is introduced as a Sephiroth replacement. Some cloaked figure comes with some distemper towards Noxi, and he apparently brought a "friend" along.
*[[Wikihood/arc/31|And Now For Something Completely Different...]] - A brief break from the constant action of Wikihood. This shows what happens inside the Sharoth court during the time of episode 30. '''Season 3 Anti-Episode!'''
*[[Wikihood/arc/32|The Drugged Truth]] - The action takes place next in Twilight Town. The truth is then revealed the least coherent ways imaginable.
*[[Wikihood/arc/33|Poke-PHAIL and the Sephifake Movie Marathon]] - Noxigar goes Roxas hunting, and is put into Pokemon Gold version, whereas Leo, Cloak, and Dagger must watch the memories of Sephiroth, who apparently got mangled up badly in the explosion.
*[[Wikihood/arc/34|Adventures in Complete and Utter Stupidity]] - Cloak, Dagger and Leo all try to leave Traverse Town via a darkness portal, while the wargoers fight like crazy before Universitas comes and ends everything imaginable
*[[Wikihood/arc/35|The World of Anti-Climacticy]] - Noxigar faded into darkness, the Ark is broken, Adel is powerless, Chaos has no body, Sephiroth isn't anywhere to be found. As they return to earth, who knows what's in store.

=== Season 0.1 ===
*[[Wikihood/arc/36|Another Whitewashing]] — Namine gets tired of the downhill path everything is going. She decides to clean things up by remaking Wikihood. Again.
*[[Wikihood/arc/37|...In a Row?!]] — More happenings occur in the Wikihood house. Residents from the Criminally Insane and Clinically Despressed House of has-been Video Game Villains escape and cause mayhem. And someone named after a trigonometric function is manipulating everything...
*[[Wikihood/arc/38|HOW THE GANG GOT THEIR GROOVE BACK]] — (it was by starvation and communism)
*[[Wikihood/arc/39|The Exterminator]] — After the house gets an outbreak of insects and rodents, the crew are forced to move out for a few days. More of the previous Wikihood's story is re-established.
*[[Wikihood/arc/40|Sine, Cosine, and Tangent]] — Noxigar meets and confronts Space Allen while observing his surroundings.
*[[Wikihood/arc/41|The N.O.X.I.G.A.R. System]] — The Gang goes and picks up chicks.
*[[Wikihood/arc/42|ExMart]] — In order to get some money rolling in, a few of the gang members decide to get jobs.
*[[Wikihood/arc/43|Dr. Stangehate or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Temporal Rip]]— The last episode!?!

=== Season Ψ ===
*[[Wikihood/arc/44|Another Bloody Reboot?]] — Sometimes we wonder how logic gets demolished. This is our story of how the phoenix dies again, and the egg takes its place.
*[[Wikihood/arc/45|Trouble Has a Name]] — The objective is clear. Getting there is never so.
*[[Wikihood/arc/46|AVENGERS, AWAY!]] — With some kind of plan and some kind of group formed, the real story can now begin.
*[[Wikihood/arc/47|Cue the Fanfare]] — Trannies, Voidspawns, and Nobodies, oh my!
*[[Wikihood/arc/48|I Once Was a Teenage Paradox]] — Lots of pointless plot development occurs as Chaos and Tannenbaum enjoy a light brunch.
*[[Wikihood/arc/49|"Run, Run, Run! I Hunger!"]] — Both Joseph and Jacques deal with mazes. Joseph's maze has a rampaging parody of Greek mythology, while Jacques' maze has a time limit of 8 hours. Who will get their maze done the fastest?
*[[Wikihood/arc/50|"Find the Computer Room!"]] — More backtracking to worlds mentioned, next being the House universe. Meanwhile, more plot progression for the protagonists.
*[[Wikihood/arc/51|Uncontrollable Rays of Sunshine]] — D&D Universe, ho! As the plot thickens, many characters begin to go through their own personal changes.

=== Special Episodes ===
*[[/Origins|Wikihood: Origins]] - A new subseries of Special Episodes, showcasing the origins of the main characters.''Before Wikihood''
*[[/Infity|Non-Canon Cannon:Redux]] - Oh, no. The infamous neverending Wikihood session, that lasts forever. ''Alternate Timeline''
*[[/Plothole|Wikihood:Redux and the several plotholes]] - Answers to all the good questions that started plotholes. Anyone who has left one, please add on. ''During Episodes 21 and 22''
*[[/XIII|Thirteen Organs and a What now?(working title)]] - A special episode that looks into the pasts of Joseph, Sephiroth, and Noxigar way back when in the Organization XIII days. ''Before Wikihood''
*[[/evil council 1|Davros's Evil Council]] - Just like in the Abridged Series, Davros unites all the popular villains, and not so popular villains, in a council meeting. ''Between Episodes 28 and 29''
*[[/000|Dive Into The Heart]] - Joseph, Davaros, and Oiracul are re-introduced into the Wikihood universe. ''During Episode 37''

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== Disclaimer ==

'''''Noxigar started most of this descriptive hogwash. He, and others, were children when this trainwreck of a show idea first started. We've taken measures to improve as writers; while we're all violently embarassed by what's been kept in this Archive, we do still have a use for MOST of it and thus it stays unless we get bored of it or something.'''''

== The History Behind Wikihood Redux ==

''Wikihood was a fanfiction project conjured up by other people, its goal being to mimic RoosterTeeth's The Strangerhood.''

''However, the project had a lot of rocky starts. It started on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki; as it did not have enough Homestar Runner content in it, it was quickly eliminated. Then, they moved it to the Wiki User Wiki for the first round. However, this iteration of Wikihood also did not last long, due to the site's upkeep costs. The Wiki User Wiki had to be reanimated twice, and in both instances Wikihood was a project that kept getting blown up. The original authors decided to attempt to go back to the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki, with what they called Wikihood II. However, Wikihood II would not survive what happened next, either. One of the Admins got tired of the fanfiction quality of the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki being "low," so he (Its Dot Com) had the site Purged, something other Admins and Sysops all readily agreed to helping with. However, the Purge took multiple years to restore "the Gravy Boat" of good fanfiction anyway, so most of the people who worked on Wikihood moved on to the Wiki User Wiki you see now, and tried to make something of themselves. Their version was Wikihood III, whilst one of the original authors helped us make our own Wikihood, which we call Wikihood Redux.''

''Wikihood Redux has a lot of issues, but we still have some really good concepts and Episodes we've honed and perfected, enough that even Wikihood Prime is still serviceable to some degree.''

=== Archive Theme Song ===

{{YouTube|ohsyy_aw3xk}}

* [[Wikihood/arc/43|Dr. Stangehate, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Temporal Rip]] - ''Widely considered the best episode in the entirety of Wikihood Redux.''

=== Special Episodes ===

''As we were fans of Homestar Runner, we attempted to perform a concept similar to them: Special Episodes. These would have something unique take place. Only early Wikihood Redux ever attempted them.''

''None of them were ever fully completed, and one of them had been deleted (Wikihood Origins) before we started Wikihood Prime, so it could be worked on. We might revisit the ideas, for Current Wikihood, though it is otherwise uncertain what would be done with episodes that didn't even have that many lines to them.''

*''Wikihood: Origins'' - A new subseries of Special Episodes, showcasing the origins of the main characters. ''Before Wikihood''
*''Non-Canon Cannon: Redux'' - Oh, no. The infamous neverending Wikihood session, that lasts forever. ''Alternate Timeline''
*''Wikihood:Redux & The Several Plotholes'' - Answers to all the good questions that started plotholes. Anyone who has left one, please add on. ''During Episodes 21 and 22''
*''Thirteen Organs And A What now?(working title)'' - A special episode that looks into the pasts of Joseph, Sephiroth, and Noxigar way back when in the Organization XIII days. ''Before Wikihood''
*''Davros's Evil Council'' - Just like in the Abridged Series, Davros unites all the popular villains, and not so popular villains, in a council meeting. ''Between Episodes 28 and 29''
*''Dive Into The Heart'' - Joseph, Davaros, and Oiracul are re-introduced into the Wikihood universe. ''During Episode 37''

=== Anti-Episodes ===

''One of Wikihood's problems was that it was trying too hard to be like a different webtoon entirely - Bonus Stage. Bonus Stage has aged worse than milk, due to the author hating his own work and his own fans. His hatred escalated, to the point of deleting everything he worked on and to the point of not being particularly kind to his fans - though some of them probably deserved it, if they threatened the author's life.''

''Once a Season of Wikihood Redux, except for the soft reboots, an Anti-Episode would be made. In Bonus Stage, Anti-Episodes were Episodes that were essentially just massive shitposts, that didn't have any canonical validity to them. In Wikihood, two of the Episodes were edit conflicts made manifest in the direction of a particular arc crashing and burning, and only Redux Season 3's Anti-Episode can be considered a proper one.''

*[[Wikihood/arc/6|Disregard The Preceding]] - '''Season 1 Anti-Episode!'''
*[[Wikihood/arc/21|Another Quest?!?]] - '''Season 2 Anti-Episode!'''
*[[Wikihood/arc/31|And Now For Something Completely Different...]] - '''Season 3 Anti-Episode!'''

''Because of the bad history involved with some Anti-Episodes, Prime did not make any effort to construct one. Likewise, Current Wikihood aspires to not have any Anti-Episodes in it.''

=== Incomplete Episodes ===

''Redux had Episode ideas that were massively incomplete. At least one of them was because one author insisted on writing it themselves, but never got fully around to it. At least one of the soft-reboot seasons is marred completely by Episodes not being finished.''

*[[Wikihood/arc/38|HOW THE GANG GOT THEIR GROOVE BACK]]
*[[Wikihood/arc/41|The N.O.X.I.G.A.R. System]]
*[[Wikihood/arc/42|ExMart]]
*[[Wikihood/arc/51|Uncontrollable Rays of Sunshine]]

''We had some okay ideas from at least one, that have made it into Current Wikihood through indirect means.''

=== If Black Dynamite Can't Get Away With It... ===

''One Episode had a shitty synopsis because we had attempted to use terminology that was acceptable during the beginning of the Civil Rights Era in the 1960's. Thanks to the goddamn alt-right, for stealing words and actively making them fucking harmful, we had to remove the synopsis from it. We were not initially aware of this fact, until our outside peers brought it up. The authors of Current Wikihood have since corrected their behaviour, and removed the synopsis from this Episode in the hopes of not fucking up again.''

*[[Wikihood/arc/47|Cue the Fanfare]]

=== "Tea & Crumpets" ===

''Another solid Wikihood Redux Episode exists, but it is tainted by our memories of edit conflicts that happened during the first few Episodes, which as a result caused a massive continuity snarl.''

*[[Wikihood/arc/5|"Tea and Crumpets?"]]

''"Tea and Crumpets?" was the fifth Episode of Wikihood Redux. It established Redux's tone, in a way, and the concept of time travel was always something a Wikihood sibling project included, more often than not. However, the main reason this Episode was any "good" would be more because of the fun had whilst writing the Episode at-large.''

''We would attempt to revisit the concept of an "early-generation" Wikihood, in Prime. The previous generation's Noxigar was initially going to be an ex-Soviet scientist, who happened upon two residents of San Cristobal (the equivalents of Lex & Chaos). They would proceed to do something cool in San Cristobal, establishing themselves as a gang. This was meant for Prime Season 2-onwards, and had not been written yet before Prime's cancellation.''

''For now, the concept of a "first-generation" Wikihood group has been jokingly explored by Garfield, in Current Wikihood.''

=== Story Exploration Through Multiple Perspectives ===

*[[Wikihood/arc/3|The Path I Believed In]]

''"The Path I Believed In" was the third Episode of Wikihood Redux. To be frank, the Episode was already starting to get massively dated even before the tail-end of Redux Season 3.''

''However, a concept from this was adopted into Current Wikihood. There were initially supposed to be two mini-groups made, that eventually culminated into the Wikihood Krewe of the here-and-now. One group was known as "The Vagabonds" - and would have had Leigh, Current Remolay, be the central figure of the Vagabonds group. As this was indirectly scrapped, a particularly odd episode had to be heavily beefed up in order to ensure Leigh was still regarded as a main character, since this was planned the entire time. Likewise, Chaos wasn't supposed to be the only main protagonist of his group, and so a Garfield Episode was made. This Garfield Episode would have easily been the Worst Current Wikihood Episode ever, had it not also been massively beefed up in order to help him (Garfield) not be a "glorified secondary character at best."''

''Early Current Wikihood Episodes were restructured to be "the same day but from three different perspectives," which was basically an indirect Spiritual Successor of what this Episode wanted to do. On top of that, only a few courtroom jokes - Ned being a lawyer, Chaos "getting the book thrown at him," and Jules attempting to make a metaphor out of "cross-examining the parrot" - were necessary to be a symbolic indicator of this.''

=== Issues With Power Creep: Mostly A Redux Season 1 Thing That Kind Of Trickled Over Everywhere Else ===

==== Was Chaos Supposed To Be The Big Bad? (Probably Not) ====

''Wikihood Redux early on suffered from power creep. A lot of it had to do with trying to determine who was the central Big Bad of the first Redux Season. Originally, it was assumed to be Chaos, as evidenced by partial foreshadowing done in the beginning. However, things took a gradual turn for the worse...''

*[[Wikihood/arc/1|Wikihood: The Redux, The Radical, The Apocalypse]]
*[[Wikihood/arc/2|Game Night]]
*[[Wikihood/arc/4|Not Named Medivh]]
*[[Wikihood/arc/7|The Successor, the Successee, and the Succeding]]
*[[Wikihood/arc/8|Unwraveling Nexus]]

==== Zharanakuva, aka We Accidentally Something Semi-Original ====

''We decided on a Giant Space God From Nowhere as an agreeable Big Bad, after some decisionmaking.''

*[[Wikihood/arc/9|Welcome to Terra]]
*[[Wikihood/arc/10|Oblivion Rises...]]
*[[Wikihood/arc/11|The Wisest Being]]

''Not long after, Chaos would try to retake the Big Bad title. He would most assuredly fail.''

==== The First Chaos ====

''Legend has it that there was a Chaos BEFORE our Current Chaos, which is supported by an alien race known as The Sharothians. Though well-meaning, the Sharothians ultimately wound up causing doomsday for our intrepid heroes / side characters, until... oh who am I fucking kidding we pretty much wrote ourselves into a corner and not even a Point Card could stop The First Chaos from nearly wrecking all of our collective shit.''

*[[Wikihood/arc/12|A Beginning Of A War]]
*[[Wikihood/arc/13|The Situation Tenses]]
*[[Wikihood/arc/14|Welcome to The Digital World]]
*[[Wikihood/arc/15|Attrition]]

''Attrition is at least a solid Episode in its own right, and concepts from it have survived to Wikihood Prime / Wikihood Current a lot more gracefully than anything else from Redux.''

=== "Dinner And A Movie" ===

''During Redux Season 1, occasional reminders cropped up that we were supposed to be similar to a forgettable The Sims machinima made by people who would later become abusive Demons.''

''Even during Redux Era, most of us were much more adequate at action scenes. This Episode was an attempt by one of the authors to attempt a "slice of life" approach to a Wikihood Episode. Even this wasn't particularly great, but a lot of inspiration for future projects this one author had eventually derived from what this episode wanted. Even other Wikihood authors seem to have been indirectly inspired by what this Episode wanted to do, such that we gradually became less action-intensive and became more "sitcom"/"slice of life" in how we arranged our storytelling.''

''Redux Season 2 allowed us to tone back down the immense power creep that Redux Season 1 had unfortunately created.''

*[[Wikihood/arc/16|Dinner and a Movie]]

''We've also learned what NOT to do, as a result of this Episode. This includes "Waifu-ism Is Serious Business" being something we actively avoid. If possible.''

== Wikihood Prime: Proto-Season 1 ==

''When we worked on Wikihood Prime, we had decided to start from scratch. Much like Wikihood Redux, however, we had massive conflicts of creative differences which needed to be reconciled. As a result, we only ever got around to '''ALMOST''' finishing one Season, before we would attempt to redo everything, fail, and then end up getting inspired to do Current Wikihood later.''

''At least we had a year of the Wiki User Wiki being down for us to get by through other means. :9''

=== Episodes Rendered Obsolete By A Single Current Wikihood Episode ===

* [[/P1|Idiot Scrapes]]
* [[/P3|Currents and Recurrence of Currents]]
* [[/P4|The Root of Lawful Evil]]

''Basically, we had concepts from early Prime that translated far better as a more sitcom-oriented Episode. Current Wikihood boasts an idea initially made for Prime's rework, [[Wikihood/eps/5|No Hall Like Town Hall]], and had reformatted it after firmly establishing Current Wikihood's tone, in direct contrast with what was presented in Prime.''

=== Episodes Rendered Obsolete By A (Different) Single Current Wikihood Episode ===

* [[/P6|More Wars VI: Return of The 'Hood]]
* [[/P7|Debonair D'Arque's Mad Dash!]]

''Both of these Episodes were climax Episodes that featured the Wikihood Gang outsmarting Debonair D'Arque. As Debonair himself was once replaced by his living counterpart, Xavier D'Arque, these Episodes would not have held up well. At the very least, they also are spiritually succeeded by various things happening in Current Wikihood; most notably, the concept of a climax Episode has already taken hold therein, in [[Wikihood/eps/9|Fundraiser Heist: 6 of Wands.]]''

=== Episodes Rendered Obsolete Due To Prime's Cancellation Rendering Them Unfinishable ===

* [[/P10|Bad Moon Rising]]
* [[/P18|Dancing in the Street]]

''One Episode was being reworked as Prime was cancelled, and another Episode was going to serve as the Final Episode of Prime Season 1. They are both aggressively incomplete.''

=== The Token Good Wikihood Prime Episodes ===

* [[/P2|Sympathy for the Devil's Son]]

''This Episode is good for entirely the wrong reasons, but its usefulness is acknowledged. It would later establish an arc intended to be in Prime, known as the Lou Cypher arc - Raiku would atone for his misdeeds done to Lex (and others - but the main recipient of the apology is Lex) after someone even more devilish than Raiku winds up taking over Townindale - the eponymous Lou Cypher. Lou would be immune to the responses of non-Raiku Wikihood members, making it so that Raiku would have to be the one to defeat him.''

''Current Wikihood intends to reference it, from what's been inferred in conversation.''

* [[/P12|The Midway Tourism Board Presents: Living Life, The Midway Way]]

''This Episode is where at least one of the authors presumably had the most fun. It establishes Prime's initial tone near-perfectly.''

* [[/P17|Parts Versus Parcel]]

''This Episode was a good climax Episode, that built up a lot of things going on. The next Episode was presumed to help give payoff for all of the buildup done here.''

=== The Token Tea & Crumpets Prime Episode ===

* [[/P5|Of Tea and Big-Lipped Alligators]]

''The importance of this Episode, no matter how thoroughly mediocre it has become, is such that it's listed here as what basically cements the introduction of a lot of concepts. I highly doubt Sephiroth will allow Fritz & Lang, a pair of RosenBorgs, to re-appear in the state Prime left them in. However, we do have different versions of Stephanie Young, Rosenberg Industries, and even D'Arque himself - they all exist in Current Wikihood, through different means. This Episode is at least noteworthy for introducing a lot of Prime Season 1 on its own terms, and what it would entail from hereon out.''

''Though no time travel is involved, this iteration of "Tea and Crumpets?" is solid in its own right... even if we'd like to forget some of it.''

=== The Idea Of Remolay As A Main Character ===

* [[/P8|City That Never Sleeps]]

''This episode was supposed to help Remolay catch up to other Wikihood members as a main character, but failed to do its job correctly. Part of this was because another character - Oiracul - was also largely underdeveloped during Prime Season 1, and the intent was to have all main characters be well-rounded before Prime Season 2. This kind of just blew up in our faces later on, and I would consider the Episode an Anti-Episode, if not for the fact those were unofficially discontinued during Redux soft-reboots anyway.''

''At the very least, Remolay's ascension from "glorified minor character" to "actually a main character" is something Current Wikihood accelerates the process of, through its own means.''

=== Other Proto-Season Episodes ===

# [[/P9|Riches to Rags]] — With D'Arque reduced to rags and Rosenberg poised to strike, the tables are turning for our villains.
# [[/P11|The Next Episode]] — After a hostile kidnapping from the likes of Rosenberg, he finally manages to "convince" them to join him to bring glory back to Midway.
# [[/P13|Townindale Talks]] — What Rosenberg sets out to do, we can get done without flash and bang. Take this testimony from our colorful citizens!
# [[/P14|Better Late than Living]] — D'Arque's up to no good, but leave it to the Sea Hitmen to make sure word gets out.
# [[/P15|Ghouls Just Want To Have Fun]] — The Wikihood and Rosenberg must try and breach D'Arque's defenses before he can succeed in creating an undead utopia.
# [[/P16|Abracadaver]] — After assembling a citizen militia to take Townindale back by force, the Wikihood run into a more reoccuring problem, named Droll.

== The Remainder Of The Gold Mine ==
=== Season -2 ===

*[[Wikihood/arc/17|Here We Go Again...]] - The cast goes on a manhunt for a Muffin of Doom while being addicted to pizza.
*[[Wikihood/arc/18|Glabal's Grudge]] - After Billions of years, The Glabal return, with intentions of revenge, and even more.
*[[Wikihood/arc/19|Search for Mercury's Tear]] - After everyone being poisoned by the Darkness Gene, Sennin and Chaos set off to find the Mercury's Tear. Userdoveunknown tags along too.
*[[Wikihood/arc/20|Doppelganger Fight]] - The Wikihood Team fight against their doppelgangers, controlled by the First Chaos, who might not be dead.
*[[Wikihood/arc/22|Emergency Plot Change]] - A wedding of incoherent, unorthodox eloping happens when Deathbringer attempts to be the King of Hearts.
*[[Wikihood/arc/23|Simulation: Terminated]] - 3 months after the last episode, everyone finds that things are fine. A little too fine? Nah...
*[[Wikihood/arc/24|Tournament]] - Noxigar and Joseph have broken free of the simulation, and duke it out. Meanwhile, a new force is ready to stop Adel's intetntions.
*[[Wikihood/arc/25|The Climax That Never Was]] - Davros, after assimilating the power of some of the most powerful items, and people, becomes one of the most powerful villains in the universe. He possesses Sephiroth to make matters worse.
*[[Wikihood/arc/26|Sephiroth's Stupidly Bogus Training Quest]] - Sephiroth isn't really dead, but is in fact of a quest to get back his powers in greece.
*[[Wikihood/arc/27|The End of an Era]] - Sephiroth resumes his training, whereas Joseph looks back on everything that's happened to him. Chaos is alive, and everything seems good, but then, the universe begins to collapse. Goody goody.

===Season -1===
*[[Wikihood/arc/28|We made it this far?]] - The team escapes the ruined Universe to get their aid as Adel moves his new super-army out to the farthest reaches of the galaxy.
*[[Wikihood/arc/29|Race to the Finish!]] - A war begins on mars, possibly the biggest one yet. Included is a race between Alphamon and Adel to save Joseph.
*[[Wikihood/arc/30|Payback Is Payback]] - Noxigar confronts the Beast to avenge Xaldin, while Leo is introduced as a Sephiroth replacement. Some cloaked figure comes with some distemper towards Noxi, and he apparently brought a "friend" along.
*[[Wikihood/arc/32|The Drugged Truth]] - The action takes place next in Twilight Town. The truth is then revealed the least coherent ways imaginable.
*[[Wikihood/arc/33|Poke-PHAIL and the Sephifake Movie Marathon]] - Noxigar goes Roxas hunting, and is put into Pokemon Gold version, whereas Leo, Cloak, and Dagger must watch the memories of Sephiroth, who apparently got mangled up badly in the explosion.
*[[Wikihood/arc/34|Adventures in Complete and Utter Stupidity]] - Cloak, Dagger and Leo all try to leave Traverse Town via a darkness portal, while the wargoers fight like crazy before Universitas comes and ends everything imaginable
*[[Wikihood/arc/35|The World of Anti-Climacticy]] - Noxigar faded into darkness, the Ark is broken, Adel is powerless, Chaos has no body, Sephiroth isn't anywhere to be found. As they return to earth, who knows what's in store.

=== Season 0.1 ===
*[[Wikihood/arc/36|Another Whitewashing]] — Namine gets tired of the downhill path everything is going. She decides to clean things up by remaking Wikihood. Again.
*[[Wikihood/arc/37|...In a Row?!]] — More happenings occur in the Wikihood house. Residents from the Criminally Insane and Clinically Despressed House of has-been Video Game Villains escape and cause mayhem. And someone named after a trigonometric function is manipulating everything...
*[[Wikihood/arc/39|The Exterminator]] — After the house gets an outbreak of insects and rodents, the crew are forced to move out for a few days. More of the previous Wikihood's story is re-established.
*[[Wikihood/arc/40|Sine, Cosine, and Tangent]] — Noxigar meets and confronts Space Allen while observing his surroundings.

=== Season Ψ ===
*[[Wikihood/arc/44|Another Bloody Reboot?]] — Sometimes we wonder how logic gets demolished. This is our story of how the phoenix dies again, and the egg takes its place.
*[[Wikihood/arc/45|Trouble Has a Name]] — The objective is clear. Getting there is never so.
*[[Wikihood/arc/46|AVENGERS, AWAY!]] — With some kind of plan and some kind of group formed, the real story can now begin.
*[[Wikihood/arc/48|I Once Was a Teenage Paradox]] — Lots of pointless plot development occurs as Chaos and Tannenbaum enjoy a light brunch.
*[[Wikihood/arc/49|"Run, Run, Run! I Hunger!"]] — Both Joseph and Jacques deal with mazes. Joseph's maze has a rampaging parody of Greek mythology, while Jacques' maze has a time limit of 8 hours. Who will get their maze done the fastest?
*[[Wikihood/arc/50|"Find the Computer Room!"]] — More backtracking to worlds mentioned, next being the House universe. Meanwhile, more plot progression for the protagonists.

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OH JESUS WHORECHRIST I NEVER KNEW THE OLD EPISODES WERE SO HORRIBLE

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

I WAS THE WORST ONE {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:52, 11 December 2010 (UTC)
:I always thought I was. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 04:36, 12 December 2010 (UTC)
::That's honestly debatable. It wasn't that anybody was "bad" at writing per se, but we weren't exactly all cooperative with each other either. I for one tried to keep some concepts neat-ish while THE ACTION NEVER STOPS kept happening. Speaking of "The Action Never Stops" that sounds like a good Wikihood episode name. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:19, 16 August 2013 (UTC)
:::I think the problem with Wikihood Redux was mostly the fact that we never had any direction to it as we had a "no-preplotting" rule, while at the same time we all had our own special unique ideas and no way to discuss them so we just kept shoehorning what we all individually wanted and disregarding what other people wanted. In the end, it ended up being a whole bunch of convoluted schwarbage. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 02:24, 16 August 2013 (UTC)

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Kart Fighter. A Pirate game.
'''AVGN:''' Ahh. Pirate games are as crappy as hell.

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== dont delete any of this doe ==

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== HAHAHAHAHA ==

HAHAHAHAHA {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 12:40, 12 December 2013 (UTC)

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== Synopsis ==

*After celebrating Chaos' triumphs, Leigh and Garfield wind up hung over.
*Rosemary Touchdown attempts to initiate a confrontation with Garfield, only to have picked a bad time.
*Garfield calls Tracy and Stephanie to wonder how things are. Stephanie asks Garfield to come over to her apartment.
*Leigh & Lex head to the Underground Market, with the latter intending for the former to be introduced to LARPing. This leads to Leigh buying ski equipment.
*Along the way to Stephanie's apartment, Garfield picks up takoyaki and quickly finds it to his liking.
*Jules still laments Leigh's termination from his Aunt's company, and resolves to hire Leigh as a bodyguard for $18.00/hr.
*Gordon helps Jules, as they try to give Leigh a job interview for the bodyguard position.

== Transcript ==
''{Open to the front room of the apartment. Leigh is sprawled out over the couch while Garfield is lying on the floor. It is 7:00 AM in the morning. Leigh tries to pick himself up, but fails.}''

'''LEIGH:''' My head... it's too heavy to move.

'''GARFIELD:''' ''{groans}'' When I'm back at the lab... I'm going to create a cure for hangovers...

''{Garfield sits up.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' No... even better... I am going to genetically modify myself so I don't get hungover ''ever again.''

''{Lex walks out of his bedroom, as fresh as he can be. He walks over to the curtains and opens them. As the light hits Garfield and Leigh, they hiss.}''

'''LEIGH:''' The light, it burns!! I never should've come up to the surface; the light is too painful!!!!

'''GARFIELD:''' I will... I will genetically modify the Sun to not be '''''SO FUCKING BRIGHT!!!!'''''

'''LEX:''' Eyy, whazzup, guys? Got a bit of the old Irish flu?

'''GARFIELD:''' Lex... that's offensive.

'''LEX:''' Is it?

'''GARFIELD:''' It's culturally insensitive, at least. Ugh...

''{Garfield strugges to get up. He wobbles over, and closes the curtains.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Damn, I don't think I'm in... any state to... do much more than this...

''{Garfield collapses back on the floor. His cellphone distantly rings.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' ''{groans}'' I should get that...

''{Garfield slowly motions toward this bedroom, and reaches for his phone. He picks it up.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' This is that guy who's starting to hate Mondays a lot more with each passing week.

'''TRACY:''' Garfield? You doing okay?

'''GARFIELD:''' I'm kinda fucked up. After finishing that robotic arm, I-

'''TRACY:''' Wait, you were building a robotic arm?

'''GARFIELD:''' For someone who I fought and defeated, to the point of hospitalizing them.

'''TRACY:''' Oh, right. Is that the-

'''GARFIELD:''' You talk first. What's up?

'''TRACY:''' It seems D'Arque knows more than he's letting on.

'''GARFIELD:''' How dire is the situation?

'''TRACY:''' A goblin and several mobsters have been asking around about Village People. The answers everyone has given have been mixed.

''{The apartment shakes a little. The front doors are banged on.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Hold that thought, Tracy. It appears an earthquake is-

''{The front doors burst open. A familiar face, now wearing a yellow robotic arm, arrives.}''

'''ROSEMARY:''' Noxigar Bellinski! It is time to-

''{Garfield turns to face Rosemary.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' I'm hung over, and also you just burst through the front doors of my friend's house. What is ''wrong'' with you?!

'''ROSEMARY:''' Ah, wait. Is... this a bad time?

'''GARFIELD:''' I already had-

''{Cut to Garfield's NOXCORP Office. God Complex and Bruce look to be at work on a robotic arm.}''

'''BRUCE:''' Say, Psi-kick. What if I give vibration functions to this 'ere Doomfist?

'''GOD COMPLEX:''' ''{flatly}'' That sounds stupid. Put it in.

''{Cut back to the apartment.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' At what point is sparring with you appropriate ''now''?!

''{Rosemary frowns.}''

'''TRACY:''' Wow, this is ''kinky.''

'''GARFIELD:''' Darkheart, you're not helping.

'''TRACY:''' Hey, lighten up! This gives me an idea from during my comic book shop phase!

''{Rosemary's eyelids lower.}''

'''ROSEMARY:''' Your friend Darkheart sounds way more fun to be around than you. I'll go find him instead.

''{Rosemary waves awkwardly, at Lex and Leigh, and badly puts the front door back together. She leaves, thereafter.}''

'''TRACY:''' Seems like I'll have a visitor.

'''GARFIELD:''' She mentioned knowing Hipsters who saw my face, so... I can deduce as much.

'''TRACY:''' Better her than that Xavier guy. Or worse.

'''GARFIELD:''' So, has anything else happened? Or are they still looking for us?

'''TRACY:''' I can't quite make it out. Their actions seem to be in odd patterns.

'''GARFIELD:''' Keep your eyes peeled for anything else. I've got to assess the abilities of our new recruit, the Human with an interest in Drow culture.

'''TRACY:''' Uh... ''sure.'' See ya.

''{Tracy hangs up. Garfield puts his phone away, then motions back towards the couch.}''

'''LEIGH:''' What was that all about?

'''GARFIELD:''' Do you want the short version, or the long version?

'''LEIGH:''' Will either make any logical sense?

''{Short pause. Before Garfield can explain, he gets another cellphone call.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Hello?

'''STEPHANIE:''' I need you to come to my flat in Downtownindale, so I can discuss stuff with you discreetly. Do you have time?

''{Garfield glances at Leigh, who looks even more confused.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' I think so.

'''STEPHANIE:''' Please get here ASAP Rocky.

'''GARFIELD:''' As you wish.

''{Garfield hangs up.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Lex, I might need you to explain things in the style we presented it to Volkov. Something came up.

'''LEX:''' It's cool, mon. I think I know the way.

''{Garfield heads towards the front door.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Wait, why does Stephanie want to talk to you alone?

'''GARFIELD:''' Short answer: Trust reasons.

'''LEIGH:''' That's extremely vague, but I think I understand to an extent.

''{Garfield exits.}''

'''LEX:''' 'Ave ya ever been to th' Underground Market, mon?

'''LEIGH:''' N-no? Not really? I've only been here for about a month, give or take.

'''LEX:''' I gotta call Garf-

''{Cut to Garfield, who's downstairs and about to head for the door. He hears his phone ring.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Y'ello?

'''LEX:''' Leave me th' ice cream truck. I need it.

'''GARFIELD:''' She's all yours.

'''LEX:''' "She?" It's a ''truck,'' mon!

'''GARFIELD:''' She's sentient. I am still trying to find a good commando name for her. I tried "Meuloz" the other day, but I don't think it took.

'''LEX:''' I have extreme doubts about th' ice cream truck bein' sentient. But, it's whatevs. Just leave 'er to us.

'''GARFIELD:''' I copy that.

''{Garfield walks into the garage and looks at the ice cream truck.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' We really need to get another vehicle. Hmm...

''{Garfield scans the room, and in the corner, he spots a pair of rocket skates.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Gotta love my ninth-grade science projects. Now let's see.

''{Garfield walks over to the skates and slips them on his feet. He has slight trouble maintaining his balance at first, but gains his footing. He rolls outside of the apartment and pulls a remote device out from his pocket. He presses a button on the remote and the jets on his skates activate, propelling him down the road at high speeds.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!

''{Cut back to the garage. Leigh and Lex walk downstairs as Lex is explaining the Underground Market.}''

'''LEX:''' So somehow, amidst all this wacky Cold War tension and paranoia, our Mayor managed to convince th' United States government to build a multi-million dollar nuclear bunker underneath the city.

'''LEIGH:''' That Nixon dude sure was an interesting individual.

'''LEX:''' Tell me about it, man.

''{The two hop into the ice cream truck. Lex pulls out the key and starts up the ignition. The garage door opens automatically as the truck pulls out of the driveway.}''

'''LEX:''' Ever heard of LARPing, Leigh?

'''LEIGH:''' You mean that think you and Garf do? Yeah, what is that, anyway?

'''LEX:''' You're about to find out ''very soon.''

''{Cut to Garfield, already in Downtownindale. He is racing through the busy streets as he catches a whiff of something which smells delicious.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' It appears as if my nose has detected a delectable delicacy!

''{Garfield turns the jet on his skates off. As his nose attaches itself to the visible scent, he lifts off the ground and floats towards its source. He arrives at a small takoyaki stand on the side of the street which is operated by an old Japanese lady.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' I say, madame! What is that delicious smell?

''{The old lady smiles at Garfield as she holds out a stick with a takoyaki ball on the end.}''

'''OLD LADY:''' It's takoyaki. Would you like to try a sample?

'''GARFIELD:''' I don't see why not.

''{The old lady hands the stick to Garfield, who pulls the ball off and plops it into his mouth. Zoom into his face as tears begin to form under his eyes. The tears turn into heavy crying as he struggles to wipe them away with his sleeve.}''

'''OLD LADY:''' What do you think?

'''GARFIELD:''' It's... so...

''{Garfield clenches his hands into fists and raises them into the sky. He yells.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' '''''DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!'''''

''{The old lady laughs.}''

'''OLD LADY:''' I'm glad you like it! Do you want another?

'''GARFIELD:''' Another? I want several boxes of it! I... what ''is'' takoyaki, anyway?

'''OLD LADY:''' It's a dish from my home city, Osaka. They're minced octopus balls which have been fried in batter, marinated in special sauce, and sprinkled with seaweed and dried fish.

'''GARFIELD:''' I see... Hold on.

''{Garfield pulls out his phone and calls Stephanie.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Hey Stephanie, I take it you're familiar with ''takoyaki?''

''{Cut back to Lex and Leigh, who have also reached Downtownindale.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Why are we driving through here?

''{The camera pans to an alternate entrance to the Underground Market, which Leigh and Lex take.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Oh.

''{The truck continues along the path, which is shown through camera shots. After a few seconds, the screen zooms to show Lex and Leigh parking near an entrance to a bunker, which looks to be abandoned. Both of them step out of the ice cream truck, and proceed toward the bunker entrance by foot. The camera cuts to the other side of the bunker, with them being shown entering it. Then, zoom outward to show the makeshift interior, as well as some posters of memes from a bygone era. Lex takes glances around the office, looking mystified.}''

'''LEX:''' It really ''has'' been a while.

'''LEIGH:''' A while since...?

'''LEX:''' We need to redecorate. Everythin' here's been outdated since 2016. Gotta get some new memes goin'.

'''LEIGH:''' ...memes?

'''LEX:''' Ya.

'''LEIGH:''' Why would-

''{Lex goes over to a computer, and turns it on. After pressing some buttons on a keyboard, a grate opens to reveal an area with three altars.}''

'''LEX:''' Follow me.

''{Lex and Leigh enter. As soon as they are inside the room with three altar, the door closes behind them, as if doing so automatically. Leigh turns around to see this, and looks shocked.}''

'''LEX:''' Don't worry. This won't take long.

''{The three altars rise upwards slightly, and an item appears on each. On the first altar, a tall, thin blue staff appears; a Dragon's head is adorned on it, and its height exceeds both Lex and Leigh's. On the second altar, a metal shield appears with a red border and a black backside; it bears the shape of a standard Knight's shield. On the third altar, is an ivory broadsword with a yellow hilt; it is as tall as the staff.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Why do I get the feeling I've seen this before?

'''LEX:''' Ya probably 'ave, mon.

'''LEIGH:''' I think I know what to do.

''{Leigh approaches the altar with the sword.}''

'''LEIGH:''' What is this thing?

'''LEX:''' It's a sword made out of bone.

''{Leigh blinks, then smiles awkwardly.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Cool, I think?

''{Leigh takes the sword.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Alright. With that...

''{Leigh gazes upon the other two altars. He looks at the staff with confusion.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Is that an actual Dragon's head?

'''LEX:''' Ya. The staff's got electricity breath, an'-

''{Leigh knocks the staff off of its altar.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Okay. I sacrifice the staff. I've never had much of a talent for magic, so it's pretty useless to me.

''{Lex nods sagely.}''

'''LEX:''' Valid.

''{Leigh goes over to Lex, sword in hand.}''

'''LEIGH:''' So, do I strike a pose with this thing? How does the next-

''{The altars lower into the floor and below. As the altars lower, a door to another room opens. Lex motions to enter, with Leigh following after a few seconds. The two walk through the doors into a large room that is reminiscent of both a 1980s arcade and a Hong Kong street market, with lights and colors everywhere. There are dozens of stalls, each selling unique items of varying legality. As soon as the two step into the market, they are stopped in their tracks by a large minotaur in a security outfit.}''

'''MINOTAUR:''' Password.

''{Leigh looks at Lex. Lex looks straight at the minotaur and says nothing.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Um, Lex, shouldn't we...?

'''MINOTAUR:''' PASSWORD.

'''LEX:''' I am looking to buy a dress for my girlfriend.

'''LEIGH:''' I didn't know that you have a girlf-

'''MINOTAUR:''' What color?

'''LEX:''' The same color as the eyes of the Winter Maiden.

''{Leigh begins to sweat as the Minotaur furrows his brow. Suddenly, he steps aside and bows.}''

'''MINOTAUR:''' Welcome to the Underground Market.

''{Lex bows back and a confused Leigh follows suit. The two enter the market.}''

'''LEIGH:''' What was that about?

'''LEX:''' It's... I don't actually know. It's just what they do here.

''{As the two walk past the stalls, Leigh looks in wonderment at all the items that are being offered. An Asian male salesman in an ornate robe can be seen, peddling his wares.}''

'''SALESMAN:''' Glamours! Get your glamours here! Do you wish to look beautiful? Change your sex, or perhaps even your species? I have what you need!

''{Leigh looks at the man's table which is covered in an assortment of charms and jewellery. The salesman walks up to him.}''

'''SALESMAN:''' You look like somebody who's hiding a secret.

'''LEIGH:''' D-do I?

''{The salesman grins.}''

'''SALESMAN:''' I can help you with that.

''{Leigh is about to try on a bracelet until he's pulled away by Lex.}''

'''LEX:''' Agh, never mind these people, mon. They sell any ol' rubbish here.

''{Leigh is speechless as he carries on looking at the salesman, who grins at him and waves.}''

'''LEX:''' Lemme show ya where the good stuff is.

'''LEIGH:''' Heh... of course.

''{As the two sift through the crowds, Leigh accidentally bumps into Davv'roth, who looks annoyed by the bump-in.}''

'''DAVV'ROTH:''' Oi. Watch 'yerself, clumsy fucka.

'''LEIGH:''' S-sorry.

''{Davv'roth walks past him.}''

'''DAVV'ROTH:''' And take that ridiculous costume off. Ya ain't foolin' anybody, mate.

'''LEX:''' Gee, what's what guy's problem?

'''LEIGH:''' He's a Dr- jerk.

'''LEX:''' Yah, best not to sweat it. C'mon, we're nearly there.

''{Leigh and Lex press onwards, passing by even more interesting stalls. Leigh's eyes gaze at each of the stalls, then are affixed to a tent which both he and Lex are fast approaching. They head inside the tent. Inside, are several tables, an assortment of prop weapons, and space having been made. One of the nerds, in a Spiderman costume, gestures widely as he converses with several uncostumed nerds.}''

'''SPIDER-NERD:''' They've got to reboot the continuity! Anna Paquin sucks spiderballs as Rogue!

'''UNCOSTUMED 1:''' Aw, not this again!

'''UNCOSTUMED 2:''' This is why he's not allowed at the Bed Bath & Beyond.

'''UNCOSTUMED 3:''' Or at any other, for that matter.

'''UNCOSTUMED 1:''' Hey, Jenkins. Relax.

''{The camera returns to Lex and Leigh. Leigh waves awkwardly.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Uh... hi?

''{The other nerds jovially greet Leigh.}''

'''UNCOSTUMED 4:''' Forsooth! I, Devin Masterson, wish to introduce you to the LARPer's Association of Towningdale!

'''UNCOSTUMED 5:''' It's Townindale, ye cheeky wanka!

'''DEVIN:''' Byral, you shut your trap!

'''BYRAL:''' Nuts to that! You've been pronouncin' it wrong all day!

'''DEVIN:''' Dude, we've got a newbie!

''{The camera pans to Leigh's face, which reads as if it were blank.}''

'''LEIGH:''' ''{internally}'' Jesus, I expected some more formidable companions...

''{Jenkins lifts a hand and webbing shoots at Leigh, interrupting the Drow from his introspection.}''

'''UNCOSTUMED 1:''' Jesus, Jenkins! What the actual fuck?!

'''JENKINS:''' Now's not the time, Patricia!

'''PATRICIA:''' Ever since that Drider venom entered your bloodstream, you've been a complete dick!

'''UNCOSTUMED 2:''' Wait, did that ''actually'' happen?

'''JENKINS:''' You bet your ass it did!

'''UNCOSTUMED 3:''' And I thought it was weird that there was someone in this association named "Gertrude Henrietta-Benson."

'''GERTRUDE:''' Don't full-name me like that, ''Wallace James Bennett!''

''{The uncostumed nerds quibble amongst themselves, much to Leigh's confusion.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Uhh... what the fork...

''{Lex clears his throat.}''

'''LEX:''' As you can see... we have a ''unique'' cast of characters. Garfield and I met most o' these chaps in our previous ventures.

'''LEIGH:''' ...chaps?

''{The camera zooms out, to showcase that there are more LARPers around. Others are huddled around a television, looking to be playing a multiplayer videogame.}''

'''LEX:''' We'll need to get you some arts & crafts t' make a costume befitting o' ya new bone sword.

''{Cut to Jules and Gordon, who look to have just left the Rosenberg Building.}''

'''GORDON:''' Wait, so tha's wha' 'appened?

'''JULES:''' Yeah.

'''GORDON:''' I 'ad no idea Leigh was a patsy-

'''JULES:''' I think that was an accident. One of the Counts of Montecristo tried to atone for it earlier.

'''GORDON:''' Are ye sure ye wanna discuss tha' in fron' o' potential eavesdroppers?

'''JULES:''' Nothin's interestin' about office gossip, brah.

''{Jules and Gordon head towards Downtownindale. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkQf3tzDt1A 95 Radios by Open Mike Eagle and Has-Lo] plays in the background.}''

'''GORDON:''' ''{whisperingly}'' So, ye wanna ge' back a' yer Aunt's pardner? Tha' soun's like career suicide, lad!

'''JULES:''' Partially. I need help learning how to do a job interview to hire Leigh as my bodyguard. Have you seen those security tapes?

''{The camera "rewinds" to a previous scene at the Fundraiser Heist, with it being recounted in the style of an old kung-fu film. Three Asian men, dressed in Leigh's, Lex's, and Chaos' clothing, fight each other with kung-fu moves. It shows Leigh almost defeating Lex and Chaos, but being soundly pummeled by Lex's superior fighting expertise.}''

'''GORDON:''' ''{offscreen}'' I 'eard Leigh go' curbstomped, ac'chilly.

''{A disc record can be heard scratching as the picture changes to the scene of the real Leigh getting curb-stomped. The camera returns to Jules and Gordon.}''

'''JULES:''' I'd rather Leigh have a job that pays roughly $18.00 an hour, at minimum. That's how much I'd pay him to be my bodyguard.

'''GORDON:''' Tha's... kind o' ye? I guess? Wait. That's more than I get pai-

'''JULES:''' I think I know some guys who might know some other guys who know professionals not under my Aunt's thumb. Let's go find 'em!

''{Zoom out to showcase how much distance was covered by Jules and Gordon's walk, through use of a map of Townindale.}''

'''GORDON:''' ''{offscreen}'' Wait, 'ow are we-

''{Cut to Garfield, who has now made it to Stephanie's apartment with a tupperware full of takoyaki in tow. He gets a phone call, as he's about to knock on the door.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Hrm?

''{The screen splits in half, to show Lex & Leigh on the top half with Garfield at the bottom half.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Hey, so... quick question. Can you recommend me good fabrics to go with a bone sword?

'''GARFIELD:''' So that's what you chose out of the Altars. Cool!

''{Garfield clears his throat.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Try some brocade, or some chiffons. Enchant it with defensive abilities so you're not a sitting duck for someone who can-

''{Garfield's screen gets cut off, with it being subsumed. A gunshot can be heard on Leigh's end otherwise. The connection is disconnected, which causes Leigh some alarm.}''

'''LEIGH:''' ''{nervously}'' Ah, shucks, shucks.

'''LEX:''' I fully confide in Garfield bein' able to 'andle whatever's goin' on on 'is end.

''{Leigh looks around, seeing that his panicking has caused a couple of nearby townsfolk to look at him.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Okay, so where are we going to find brocade?

'''LEX:''' Mate, ya can find almost anythin' in this shady market. You can probably find it in the Bed Bath & Beyond.

''{Lex motions to the far end of the market. The camera pans over to two large metal doors on the wall, in the typical doomsday shelter function. On the top is a sign for Bed Bath & Beyond. Lex and Leigh quickly appear at the doors.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Did we just teleport from one end of the-

'''LEX:''' Shh.

''{Lex opens the doors, revealing the busy corporate interior of the retail superstore. In contrast to the bright colours of the Black Market, the Bed Bath & Beyond looks like any other store chain. As the two walk in, Leigh looks even less impressed.}''

'''LEIGH:''' Why does this black market have a corporate superstore inside of it?

'''LEX:''' Life is full of wonders.

''{The two are greeted by a small gnome in corporate attire.}''

'''GNOMEY:''' Welcome to Bed Bath & Beyond! Is there anything I can help you find today?

'''LEIGH:''' Ah, yes. I'm looking to enchant some fabric for... um... LARPing purposes, and I was wondering if you had any chiffon. Would it count as bed or bath, or is it beyond?

'''GNOMEY:''' Hm. A fabric typically would not be found in the bath section. It's probably in the bed section. Most fabric-related things are.

'''LEX:''' What's in the beyond section?

''{Gnomey's eyes widen.}''

'''GNOMEY:''' The beyond section holds items of dark power that can only be wielded by the most worthy. It lays on unholy ground, that only few may ent- Nah, I'm just shitting you. It's kitchenware, mostly.

''{Leigh chuckles.}''

'''LEIGH:''' So it's not run by demons?

'''GNOMEY:''' Nah. That's HappyMart. We're all peace and love here. But yeah, you can probably find chiffon in the bed section. If you need anymore help, you know where to find me!

''{Leigh and Lex proceed inside the Bed Bath and Beyond, a considerably distance away from Gnomey.}''

'''LEIGH:''' I have a sliiiiiiiight hunch that our friend there might be a demon.

'''LEX:''' What makes ya say that?

'''LEIGH:''' Would anyone believe I was a Drow if I had a nametag that said "Drowy" on it?

''{Lex shrugs.}''

'''LEX:''' Could just be that 'e 'ad a long name which was unpronounceable. I've known a Svirfneblin or two who came 'round t' Townindale lookin' for ski equipment.

'''LEIGH:''' Why ski equipment specifically?

''{Lex points at the Beyond section, which has ski equipment.}''

'''LEX:''' I think it's for that.

''{Leigh observes carefully, then rubs his eyes with his hands.}''

'''LEIGH:''' I didn't know they sold this here.

''{Leigh rifles through shelves of ski equipment and picks some up.}''

'''LEX:''' Are you concerned if any o' the stuff is magical?

'''LEIGH:''' Nope! I'm sure some of it is, but I wouldn't know a lick about it!

''{Leigh picks up some ski equipment underneath his arms. Cut to Garfield, who is standing in shock, holding his arm up just as his cellphone was just shot out of his hands.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' I'll have you know that was incredibly fucking rude, Mr.-

''{Garfield turns around to see a young red-headed man in a tan duster and with a cigarette in his mouth, pointing a gun at him. He speaks in an ambiguously European accent which sounds like a mix between an Irish accent and a French accent.}''

'''JACQUES:''' DuFour. Jacques DuFour. I've been looking for you. The D'Arques send their regards.

'''GARFIELD:''' You're the Lavosian mercenary who's been sent to kill me, aren't you?

'''JACQUES:''' The order said "neutralize," but I do enjoy taking creative liberties.

'''GARFIELD:''' Oh yeah? Well, taste my Lapis Lazuli Straight Ballin'!

'''JACQUES:''' Wha-

''{Garfield throws a box of piping hot takoyaki at Jacques' face, causing him to misfire a bullet through Stephanie's door. Garfield tries to punch Jacques, but Jacques grabs Garfield's hand and kicks through the door, into Stephanie's apartment. Jacques fires his gun at Garfield, who activates his rocket boots while still on the ground, causing him to slide around Stephanie's apartment, breaking several of her items. He slams into the wall as Jacques tries to fire again. Garfield quickly picks up a nearby potted plant and throws it at Jacques, who shoots it in mid-air.}''

'''JACQUES:''' You slippery son of a bitch!

''{Garfield manages to get up from the ground. However, Jacques manages to grab him by the throat. With his rocket boots, Garfield thrusts himself and Jacques out of the window. Cut to Stephanie, walking up to the front door of the apartment complex as she hears the shattering of glass and instinctively jumps out of the way of falling shards. She looks up to see Garfield and Jacques.}''

'''STEPHANIE:''' What the hell?!

''{Cut back to Garfield. Jacques is hanging on Garfield's leg as they continue flying through the air, while Garfield is trying to kick Jacques off.}''

'''GARFIELD:''' Get off of me!!

'''JACQUES:''' Do you really think he was going to let you get away with what you did?

''{Cut to Noelle entertaining Chaos at her apartment over tea.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Thank you so much for inviting me here, Noelle. I'm glad that weird stuff didn't completely ruin things between us.

'''NOELLE:''' I keep telling you, it's fine. It's just another d- hey, what's going on over there?

''{Noelle points outside to Garfield and Jacques flying in the air. Garfield is punching Jacques in the head.}''

'''CHAOS:''' GARFIELD?!

'''NOELLE:''' You know them?

''{Chaos and Noelle run out to the balcony.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Hey Garfield!! What's going on?

'''GARFIELD:''' Hey Chaos, I'm a little busy right now!! I'll talk to you later!

''{Garfield and Jacques fly off. Noelle turns to Chaos.}''

'''NOELLE:''' Is he one of Lex's friends?

'''CHAOS:''' ...Yep.

''{Cut back to Garfield and Jacques flying through the city.}''

Wikihood/Places/North Syllahona

2019-05-28T07:26:54Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex:

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|caption = ''Together Onwards''
|game =
|official-type = Unitary One-Party Republic
|religion = '''Official:''' None '''Majority:''' Traditional Elven Pantheon
|economic-model = State Capitalism
|head-title = Supreme Leader
|head-name = Eltaor Jovvyn-Yun
|admin-units =
|location = Oceania
|area = 90,465 km2
|climate = Mix of Oceanic and Tropical
|industry-top3 = Uranium Mining Mythril Mining Foreign Banking
|currency = Anyor
|population = 19.8 million
|allies-partners = Palau Syurga, Iran, Russia, Syria, Palestine
|opposition = South Syllahona, United States, United Nations
}}

'''North Syllahona''', officially the '''Democratic Elven Republic of Syllahona''' is a country located in the Pacific Ocean, north of South Syllahona and Papua New Guinea. North Syllahona is a one-party state which formed in 1952 after the end of the First Syllahonan War, which saw the Syllahonan Empire split into two sovereign states. North Syllahona is an isolationist state with tight borders, governed by the Supreme Leader, Eltaor Jovvyn-Yun of the Syllahonan's People Party. The Nation's capital is Morallenor.

Wikihood/Places/South Syllahona

2019-05-28T07:14:14Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex: Created page with "{{Infobox Nation |name = The Serene Kingdom of Syllahona |image = https://i.imgur.com/JGfaFJ4.png |caption = |game = |official-type = Unitary Parliamentary Constitutional Mon..."

{{Infobox Nation
|name = The Serene Kingdom of Syllahona
|image = https://i.imgur.com/JGfaFJ4.png
|caption =
|game =
|official-type = Unitary Parliamentary Constitutional Monarchy
|religion = '''Official:''' Traditional Elven Pantheon '''Minority:''' Christianity, Buddhism
|economic-model = Capitalism
|head-title = King
|head-name = Dorbalar XXVI
|admin-units =
|location = Oceania
|area = 135,342 km2
|climate = Mix of Oceanic and Tropical
|industry-top3 = Magical Items Agricultural Exports Mythril Mining
|currency = Anyor
|population = 34.8 million
|allies-partners = United States, United Kingdom, France, Japan, United Nations, European Union
|opposition = North Syllahona, Palau Syurga, Iran, Russia, Syria, Palestine, China
}}

Wikihood/Places/North Syllahona

2019-05-28T06:33:49Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex: