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The Demented Cartoon Movie II/Prologue

2008-02-21T04:37:48Z

Tri-7: The Demented Cartoon Movie II/Prologue moved to Damnented 2!

'''NARRATOR:''' In the year... Um... ''{to director}'' What year is it?

'''DIRECTOR:''' 2007!

'''NARRATOR:''' Right. In the year 2007, There will come a-

'''ZEEKY H BOMB:''' ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

''{The world explodes. Cut to a theater.}''

'''GENERIC GUY:''' This movie sucks!

''{Cut to a field where there's the evil scientist.}''

'''ES:''' MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now, with my ultimate Chango-Environmento-Machine 2007, I can now destroy the entire world, and no one would ever know!

'''SUPER BLAH:''' Why are you telling me this?

'''ES:''' Read that sign.

'''SUPER BLAH:''' "Blah"...?

''{Super blah's head snaps off}''

The Demented Cartoon Movie II

2008-02-21T04:37:14Z

Tri-7: The Demented Cartoon Movie II moved to Damnented

Here's the deal;<br/>
You know the [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented Demented Cartoon Movie]? Well, this is the sequel. You can add on to it. Just, don't write more than 5 lines of speech.<br/>
e.g.
:'''1:''' Blah. ''{head explodes}''
:
:'''2:''' Kamikaze Watermelon.
:
:''{a kamikaze watermelon flies in and explodes}''
:
:'''3:''' ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!
:
:''{world explodes. Cut to theater}''
:
:'''4:''' Guh?
:
:'''5:''' I dunno.

Yeah. Like that.

== Chapters ==
[[/Prologue|Prologue]]

The Wiki Movie

2008-02-21T04:34:52Z

Tri-7: The Wiki Movie moved to The Shit Movie

I can't think of a witty intro. So, witness, the barrel of crap, known only as, THE WIKI MOVIE!!

Anyone can join in, just add your name on characters.

== Characters ==

=== Sephiroth ===

=== TheStick ===

A random user, multiple personalities. Kinda likes movies.

=== Znex ===

=== Im a bell ===

=== Badstar ===

=== Vindicator ===

== Movies and TV Shows Parodied ==
''Add any parodied films here.''

*STAR WARS!
*300
*Rocky
*The Golden Compass
*Kill Bill
*Matrix
*Austin Powers
*James Bond
*Monty Python
*Kung-Fu Movies 
*Doctor Who

== Now, turn off all cellphones and pagers before the movie starts! ==

[[The Wiki Movie/Part 1|Part 1: The Madness Begins.]]

The Wiki Movie/Part 1

2008-02-21T04:23:35Z

Tri-7: The Wiki Movie/Part 1 moved to Fuck!

''{Cut to a luxury home. Sephiroth, TheStick, and Znex are all there. It is currently in black and white.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well thanks guys! For coming around here! I have called both of you here to help me with something..

'''ZNEX:''' What might it be?

'''THESTICK:''' Yeah! I was going to smelt all my Brazillian jold!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I need you to.... Kill Someone. I need your help to do so.

'''THESTICK:''' That depends. Who are you trying to kill, are you coming with us, why do you want to kill him, and who are you and what did you do with Sephiroth?

'''ZNEX:''' And how much are we getting paid?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' His name? Dr. Vader. He's a Maniac Doctor, in Cyber Armour. He is also known for his clone, Mini Palpame. I need to defeat him, as he has challenged me. However, I've heard, he's got some tricks up his sleeve, so I'm calling you two, for help. And for pay... That will be talked about. I just really need both your help! TheStick, for your Brains, and Znex, for your strength. Besides, it will be adventure!

'''THESTICK:''' Meh, I'm up for it! And besides, my next battle with an insane psycho is in six months.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' YAY!! And you, Znex?

'''ZNEX:''' Alrighty. ''{takes out a small metal cylinder, presses a button on it, and a long purple laser shines out of it}''

'''THESTICK:''' When are we going?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' In a week. We have to train!

'''THESTICK:''' Does that mean we cut to a montage?

'''IM A BELL:''' ''{voips in}'' Probably. I'll be training to hole-kick. ''{listens to a cassette tape with the words "THIS IS MADNESS!" repeated over and over}'' Wait, what do I do?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yes! To maintain the ameteurish, and cheesy feel of the movie! Im a Bell, you can kill Dr. Vader too!

'''IM A BELL:''' Yatta!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' In fact, this movie, is being made with a budget of 5 Cents, a Button, and a Magnet! Although, I found millions of dollars somewhere... Which is not stolen.

''{Cut to a dirty alleyway. Tom Cruise is sitting there, looking like a hobo.}''

'''TOM CRUISE:''' He took... Everything... Every single thing!

''{Cut back.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' So yeah.

'''IM A BELL:''' Riiiiight...

'''THESTICK:''' I have a better idea! Just cut to a black screen saying: 3 Weeks Lator...

'''IM A BELL:'''''{unnecessarily bad lip-syncing}'' That sounds good!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Nah. It's not worth it. Dr. Vader doesn't even exist. I just wanted everyone here. I'm so lonely! ....Wait a minute.... Let's go out on an adventure!

'''IM A BELL:''' ''{starts karate-chopping Sephiroth, still horribly lip-synced}'' I agree!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Gets out Sonic Screwdriver.}'' Don't make me use this!

'''IM A BELL:''' I'll be good...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Good. Well, where shall we go?

'''ZNEX:''' Uh...

''{Two cartoony-looking unicorns run up.}''

'''CARTOONY-LOOKING UNICORN 1#:''' Hey Sephiroth!

'''CARTOONY-LOOKING UNICORN 2#:''' Yeah, hey Sephiroth!

'''CARTOONY-LOOKING UNICORN 1#:''' Guess what we found!

'''CARTOONY-LOOKING UNICORN 2#:''' Yeah, guess what we found!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Eek. Girly.

'''CARTOONY-LOOKING UNICORN 1#:''' We found a map to Candy Mountain!

'''CARTOONY-LOOKING UNICORN 2#:''' Yeah, Candy Mountain, Sephiroth!

'''CARTOONY-LOOKING UNICORN 1#:''' Yeah, Candy Mountain!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh. Oh. Is. Is. This. This. A. A. Day. Day. Where. Where. Everything. Everything. Has. Has. To. To. Be. Be. Repeated? Repeated?

'''THESTICK:''' It's. It's. It's. It's. A. A. A. A. Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. Way. Way. Way. Way. To. To. To. To. Add. Add. Add. Add. Length. Length. Length. Length. To. To. To. To. The. The. The. The. Movie. Movie. Movie. Movie. And. And. And. And. Increase. Increase. Increase. Increase. Budget. Budget. Budget. Budget.

'''IM A BELL:''' ''{still horribly lip-synced}'' Bad lip-syncing helps, too. ''{continues moving mouth for over five minutes}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Now, a horribly done guy made out of rubber, and poles for arms.}'' B-Movie Elements work pretty good.\

'''VINDICATOR:''' ''{speaking Japanese with English voice over}'' Ha ha ha hahahaha. ''{mouth moves for a few more seconds}''

'''THESTICK:''' Man, this is boring. I think that we should start a real riot! ''{Hold up as pitchfork and a torch}'' Give us freedom or give us... uh... a dirt nap! I don't like being forced to do a movie. ''{Knocks down the camera. The next scene is sideways}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Here's another way to do less work! ''{his line repeats 20 times. Each at a different angle}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' ''{stuck speaking Japanese with English voice over through whole part}'' I eat babies! ''{mouth continues to move for seconds after English voice over finishes}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whoa. This is odd. I'm with people from all sorts of movies. Me, Crappy Low Budget Movies, Bell, Illegal Kung Fu Movies, Vindi, Anime, and TheStick, whatever he is. Well, let's go to Candy Mountain.

''{They Leave. The Unicorns eyes turn red, and they start making a beeping sound.}''

Being a Troll: The Guide for Idiots!

2008-02-21T04:18:25Z

Tri-7: Being a Troll: The Guide for Idiots! moved to I'm a Page Mover!: Read this article. It's very informative.

'''NOTE: This Guide if for Humor Only, and it's not recommended for real.'''

== Intro ==

So? You want to be bad? You want to vandalize the wikis, eh? But too dumb to do it? Or just don't know how. Well, now, that won't be a problem, because once you read this, you'll be a troll in no time!

== Different Kinds of Trolls. ==

Before you become a full fledged troll, you will have to know what kinds there are. This list isn't complete, as there are many kinds of trolls. This is just for a quick overview, so you don't have to read this part. It is recommended you be creative as a troll, so you can try different ways.

=== Vandal ===
:These are the most common types of trolls, and also possibly one of the simplest. Behavior includes: Blanking Pages, Replacing Content with Profanity, or Nonsense, and more. This is the recommended choice for beginners.

=== Impersonators ===
:These Trolls have only recently started to pop up, so they are more frequent right now. These trolls introduce them self as a famous celebrity, or a cartoon chracter. Usually a few days before trolling, they act like a productive user, and make at least one fanstuff. Then, they strike.

=== Page-Movers ===
:These trolls have a different method than others. They usually move peoples Fanstuff, or Userpages, into a different page, usually one with either profanity, or nonsense. Either is recommended for a striving Page-Mover Troll.

=== Sock-Puppets ===
:These trolls, are really just previous blocked trolls. They are multiple accounts used by the normal trolls. Usually with a different name. These trolls are respected in the troll community, as they usually never go for good.

=== Bots ===
:One of the most rare kinds of trolls. These are used by one person only, most of the time, using a bot program to Troll countless pages all at once. These are really respected trolls, due to the difficulty to revert.

== Famous Trolls, Bots, Etc ==

=== NSMC ===

:One of the most well known bots, that spams an inapproprite message on pages from A to a funny Z. Make friends ASAP, or disaster could happen.

=== H*Bad ===
An expert on sockpuppeting. Respected by troll community, for he can make NSMC-style IP's.

== Enemies ==
As A Troll, you are bound to get enemies. If you don't, you'd be the first.

=== Users ===
:The Normal Users. These people can't do much, but revert your art. Though you can strike back by spamming their Userpage and Talk.

=== Sysops ===
:These people you should fear. As they can block you for quite a while, even forever.

===Reservists===
A step above users. These guys don't come until a smaller being tattles on you. Think of it as an inactive sysop.

=== Bureaucrats ===
:RUN.

Yes. One Word. Run.

Bureaucrats 99% Spell the end for a troll.

=== Proprietors ===

:Don't bother going against these, you've died before you got to them.