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The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2017-12-05T23:11:57Z

TheValentineBros:

Hey kids. [[User:TheValentineBros|TheValentineBros]] here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!

Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.

==Episodes==
===Season 1: December 2012-April 2014===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Bratz|Bratz the Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Ratatoing|Ratatoing]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Nukie|Nukie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Macandme|Mac & Me]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jasonx|Jason X]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Christmasstory2|A Christmas Story 2]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Lastairbender|The Last Airbender]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/41yearold|The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It]]''

===Season 2: December 2014-September 2016===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Catinthehat|The Cat in the Hat]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Blackswan|Black Swan]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Rockofages|Rock of Ages]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Coolcat|Cool Cat Saves the Kids]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Inappropriatecomedy|InAPPropriate Comedy]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/santaclausandicecreambunny|Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Normofthenorth|Norm of the North]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jinglealltheway|Jingle All the Way]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Dunstonchecksin|Dunston Checks In]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Beemovie|Bee Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Unfriended|Unfriended]]'' '''NEW!'''

===Season 3: December 2017-TBA===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Donkeyxote|Donkey Xote]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
'''Video Game Month (whenever its coming)'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Maxpayne|Max Payne]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Silenthill|Silent Hill]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Tombraider|Lara Croft: Tomb Raider]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Needforspeed|Need for Speed]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Mortalkombat|Mortal Kombat]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Doom|Doom]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Finalfantasy|Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Houseofthedead|House of the Dead]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
-------------------------------
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Meetthespartans|Meet the Spartans]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Serbianfilm|A Serbian Film]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON, NIGGA!'''

==Requests==
*[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Request|Click on it to drop your requests for me to review!]]

==Sequel==
*[[The Bastard's Favorite Movies]]

The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2016-12-08T01:59:49Z

TheValentineBros: /* Season 3: December 2016-TBA */

Hey kids. [[User:TheValentineBros|TheValentineBros]] here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!

Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.

==Episodes==
===Season 1: December 2012-April 2014===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Bratz|Bratz the Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Ratatoing|Ratatoing]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Nukie|Nukie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Macandme|Mac & Me]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jasonx|Jason X]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Christmasstory2|A Christmas Story 2]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Lastairbender|The Last Airbender]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/41yearold|The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It]]''

===Season 2: December 2014-September 2016===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Catinthehat|The Cat in the Hat]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Blackswan|Black Swan]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Rockofages|Rock of Ages]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Coolcat|Cool Cat Saves the Kids]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Inappropriatecomedy|InAPPropriate Comedy]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/santaclausandicecreambunny|Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Normofthenorth|Norm of the North]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jinglealltheway|Jingle All the Way]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Dunstonchecksin|Dunston Checks In]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Beemovie|Bee Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Unfriended|Unfriended]]'' '''NEW!'''

===Season 3: December 2016-TBA===
'''Video Game Month'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Maxpayne|Max Payne]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Silenthill|Silent Hill]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Tombraider|Lara Croft: Tomb Raider]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Needforspeed|Need for Speed]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Mortalkombat|Mortal Kombat]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Doom|Doom]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Finalfantasy|Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Houseofthedead|House of the Dead]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
-------------------------------
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Meetthespartans|Meet the Spartans]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Donkeyxote|Donkey Xote]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Serbianfilm|A Serbian Film]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON, NIGGA!'''

==Requests==
*[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Request|Click on it to drop your requests for me to review!]]

==Sequel==
*[[The Bastard's Favorite Movies]]

The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2016-12-08T01:59:40Z

TheValentineBros: /* Season 3: December 2016-TBA */

Hey kids. [[User:TheValentineBros|TheValentineBros]] here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!

Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.

==Episodes==
===Season 1: December 2012-April 2014===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Bratz|Bratz the Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Ratatoing|Ratatoing]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Nukie|Nukie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Macandme|Mac & Me]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jasonx|Jason X]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Christmasstory2|A Christmas Story 2]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Lastairbender|The Last Airbender]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/41yearold|The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It]]''

===Season 2: December 2014-September 2016===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Catinthehat|The Cat in the Hat]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Blackswan|Black Swan]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Rockofages|Rock of Ages]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Coolcat|Cool Cat Saves the Kids]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Inappropriatecomedy|InAPPropriate Comedy]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/santaclausandicecreambunny|Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Normofthenorth|Norm of the North]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jinglealltheway|Jingle All the Way]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Dunstonchecksin|Dunston Checks In]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Beemovie|Bee Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Unfriended|Unfriended]]'' '''NEW!'''

===Season 3: December 2016-TBA===
''''Video Game Month'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Maxpayne|Max Payne]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Silenthill|Silent Hill]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Tombraider|Lara Croft: Tomb Raider]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Needforspeed|Need for Speed]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Mortalkombat|Mortal Kombat]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Doom|Doom]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Finalfantasy|Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Houseofthedead|House of the Dead]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
-------------------------------
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Meetthespartans|Meet the Spartans]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Donkeyxote|Donkey Xote]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Serbianfilm|A Serbian Film]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON, NIGGA!'''

==Requests==
*[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Request|Click on it to drop your requests for me to review!]]

==Sequel==
*[[The Bastard's Favorite Movies]]

The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2016-12-08T01:59:17Z

TheValentineBros: /* Season 3: October 2016-TBA */ Well... Assasin's Creed is coming out this month... so I'm reviewing movies based on video games this weekend, starting with Max Payne.

Hey kids. [[User:TheValentineBros|TheValentineBros]] here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!

Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.

==Episodes==
===Season 1: December 2012-April 2014===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Bratz|Bratz the Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Ratatoing|Ratatoing]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Nukie|Nukie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Macandme|Mac & Me]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jasonx|Jason X]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Christmasstory2|A Christmas Story 2]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Lastairbender|The Last Airbender]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/41yearold|The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It]]''

===Season 2: December 2014-September 2016===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Catinthehat|The Cat in the Hat]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Blackswan|Black Swan]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Rockofages|Rock of Ages]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Coolcat|Cool Cat Saves the Kids]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Inappropriatecomedy|InAPPropriate Comedy]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/santaclausandicecreambunny|Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Normofthenorth|Norm of the North]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jinglealltheway|Jingle All the Way]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Dunstonchecksin|Dunston Checks In]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Beemovie|Bee Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Unfriended|Unfriended]]'' '''NEW!'''

===Season 3: December 2016-TBA===
''''Video Game Month'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Maxpayne|Max Payne]]'' ''''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Silenthill|Silent Hill]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Tombraider|Lara Croft: Tomb Raider]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Needforspeed|Need for Speed]]'' ''''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Mortalkombat|Mortal Kombat]]'' ''''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Doom|Doom]]'' ''''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Finalfantasy|Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within]]'' ''''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Houseofthedead|House of the Dead]]'' ''''COMING SOON!'''
-------------------------------
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Meetthespartans|Meet the Spartans]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Donkeyxote|Donkey Xote]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Serbianfilm|A Serbian Film]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON, NIGGA!'''

==Requests==
*[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Request|Click on it to drop your requests for me to review!]]

==Sequel==
*[[The Bastard's Favorite Movies]]

The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2016-10-04T16:26:01Z

TheValentineBros: /* Season 3: October 2016-TBA */

Hey kids. [[User:TheValentineBros|TheValentineBros]] here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!

Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.

==Episodes==
===Season 1: December 2012-April 2014===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Bratz|Bratz the Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Ratatoing|Ratatoing]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Nukie|Nukie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Macandme|Mac & Me]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jasonx|Jason X]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Christmasstory2|A Christmas Story 2]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Lastairbender|The Last Airbender]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/41yearold|The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It]]''

===Season 2: December 2014-September 2016===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Catinthehat|The Cat in the Hat]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Blackswan|Black Swan]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Rockofages|Rock of Ages]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Coolcat|Cool Cat Saves the Kids]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Inappropriatecomedy|InAPPropriate Comedy]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/santaclausandicecreambunny|Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Normofthenorth|Norm of the North]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jinglealltheway|Jingle All the Way]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Dunstonchecksin|Dunston Checks In]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Beemovie|Bee Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Unfriended|Unfriended]]'' '''NEW!'''

===Season 3: October 2016-TBA===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Meetthespartans|Meet the Spartans]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Donkeyxote|Donkey Xote]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Serbianfilm|A Serbian Film]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON, NIGGA!'''

==Requests==
*[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Request|Click on it to drop your requests for me to review!]]

==Sequel==
*[[The Bastard's Favorite Movies]]

The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2016-10-04T16:25:45Z

TheValentineBros: /* Season 3: October 2016-TBA */

Hey kids. [[User:TheValentineBros|TheValentineBros]] here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!

Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.

==Episodes==
===Season 1: December 2012-April 2014===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Bratz|Bratz the Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Ratatoing|Ratatoing]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Nukie|Nukie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Macandme|Mac & Me]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jasonx|Jason X]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Christmasstory2|A Christmas Story 2]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Lastairbender|The Last Airbender]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/41yearold|The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It]]''

===Season 2: December 2014-September 2016===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Catinthehat|The Cat in the Hat]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Blackswan|Black Swan]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Rockofages|Rock of Ages]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Coolcat|Cool Cat Saves the Kids]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Inappropriatecomedy|InAPPropriate Comedy]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/santaclausandicecreambunny|Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Normofthenorth|Norm of the North]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jinglealltheway|Jingle All the Way]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Dunstonchecksin|Dunston Checks In]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Beemovie|Bee Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Unfriended|Unfriended]]'' '''NEW!'''

===Season 3: October 2016-TBA===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Meetthespartans|Meet the Spartans]]'' ''(requested episode)'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Donkeyxote|Donkey Xote]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Serbianfilm|A Serbian Film]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON, NIGGA!'''

==Requests==
*[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Request|Click on it to drop your requests for me to review!]]

==Sequel==
*[[The Bastard's Favorite Movies]]

The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2016-10-03T22:39:04Z

TheValentineBros: /* Season 2: December 2014-TBA */

Hey kids. [[User:TheValentineBros|TheValentineBros]] here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!

Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.

==Episodes==
===Season 1: December 2012-April 2014===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Bratz|Bratz the Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Ratatoing|Ratatoing]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Nukie|Nukie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Macandme|Mac & Me]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jasonx|Jason X]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Christmasstory2|A Christmas Story 2]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Lastairbender|The Last Airbender]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/41yearold|The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It]]''

===Season 2: December 2014-September 2016===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Catinthehat|The Cat in the Hat]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Blackswan|Black Swan]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Rockofages|Rock of Ages]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Coolcat|Cool Cat Saves the Kids]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Inappropriatecomedy|InAPPropriate Comedy]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/santaclausandicecreambunny|Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Normofthenorth|Norm of the North]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jinglealltheway|Jingle All the Way]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Dunstonchecksin|Dunston Checks In]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Beemovie|Bee Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Unfriended|Unfriended]]'' '''NEW!'''

===Season 3: October 2016-TBA===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Donkeyxote|Donkey Xote]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Serbianfilm|A Serbian Film]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON, NIGGA!'''

==Requests==
*[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Request|Click on it to drop your requests for me to review!]]

==Sequel==
*[[The Bastard's Favorite Movies]]

The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2016-10-03T22:34:36Z

TheValentineBros: /* Season 2: December 2014-TBA */

Hey kids. [[User:TheValentineBros|TheValentineBros]] here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!

Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.

==Episodes==
===Season 1: December 2012-April 2014===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Bratz|Bratz the Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Ratatoing|Ratatoing]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Nukie|Nukie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Macandme|Mac & Me]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jasonx|Jason X]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Christmasstory2|A Christmas Story 2]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Lastairbender|The Last Airbender]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/41yearold|The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It]]''

===Season 2: December 2014-TBA===
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Catinthehat|The Cat in the Hat]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Blackswan|Black Swan]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Rockofages|Rock of Ages]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Coolcat|Cool Cat Saves the Kids]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Inappropriatecomedy|InAPPropriate Comedy]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/santaclausandicecreambunny|Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Normofthenorth|Norm of the North]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jinglealltheway|Jingle All the Way]]'' (requested episode)
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Dunstonchecksin|Dunston Checks In]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Beemovie|Bee Movie]]''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Unfriended|Unfriended]]'' '''NEW!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Donkeyxote|Donkey Xote]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
#''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Serbianfilm|A Serbian Film]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON, NIGGA!'''

==Requests==
*[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Request|Click on it to drop your requests for me to review!]]

==Sequel==
*[[The Bastard's Favorite Movies]]

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2016-09-09T20:36:49Z

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2016-09-09T20:34:22Z

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2016-09-09T20:33:22Z

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2016-09-09T20:31:55Z

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The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2016-09-04T02:18:39Z

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2016-09-03T18:42:03Z

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2016-09-03T18:39:53Z

TheValentineBros: /* Season 2: 2014-TBA */ god help me

The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Unfriended

2016-09-03T18:39:36Z

TheValentineBros:

Fuck this movie.

No, fuck this movie.

This movie is a prime example of how filmmakers gave our intelligence the middle finger. And I can finally say this until the end of time, this is, without a shadow of the doubt, the single WORST horror movie ever. And critics praised it because "filming on Skype is a new thing." This is the reason why I despise what critics say anymore. If ''Unfriended'' was groundbreaking, then how the fuck didn't it impress audiences? How did is it not scary, nor shocking?! ''Unfriended'' is fucking INSIPID! It's abysmal! It's the holocaust of horror movies. It is the reason why most horror movies nowadays, especially with found footage, are absolute trainwrecks!

And you know what, I will say this; this is the absolute WORST movie of 2015. EVER! BAR FUCKING NONE! Not to mention, it's one of the absolute worst movies of all time. As far as horror movies go, people claim that ''Hostel Part II'', ''The Purge'', ''The Human Centipede'', the ''Saw'' sequels, ''A Serbian Film'', the ''Paranormal Activity'' sequels, and even ''The Devil Inside'' are the absolute worst horror movies of this decade; but here's the thing. At least these movies are watchable, some of which are so bad they're good. Not to mention, there have been horror movies in general, like ''Manos: Hands of Fate'', ''Birdemic'', ''Jaws: The Revenge'', ''The Exorcist II: The Heretic'', ''Halloween III: Season of the Witch'', and ''The Swarm'' that were considered the worst according to many people. But, at least they're laughably bad! ''Unfriended'' is lazy, dead, insulting, boring, detestable, and just heartbreaking. Worst horror movie ever! Fuck every fabric of this movie!

So this is a movie about the suicide of a teenage girl, Laura, which was "mistakenly" uploaded onto YouTube. This takes place on the computer, and most of it is silent. It just takes place in a Skype call. No other plot happens.

Of course, we immediately get into cheap jumpcuts, which people praise it for, and "OOH! JUMP SCARES." Remember, this is why we I hate ''Five Nights at Freddy's.'' I bring it up because the first two games are exactly like this. They're not scary, they're boring!

I couldn't even watch the rest of the movie. I was so pissed, I only watched only 50 minutes of it before shutting it off. Fuck this movie! The acting is shit. The writing is shit. The scares are shit. Everything is shit. Fuck this shit! Unfriended is shit!

'''JOIN ME IN MY NEXT REVIEW!'''

'''HAPPY EARLY HALLOWEEN!'''

UNFRIENDED IS OWNED BY UNIVERSAL STUDIOS.

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2016-09-03T18:34:05Z

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The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2016-09-03T16:12:21Z

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The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Beemovie

2016-09-03T16:12:04Z

TheValentineBros: Created page with "Coming soon... In a world, where sitcoms are outlawed. One man will do standup in a bee costume. Starring... Edward Norton as Jerry Seinfeld Gerard Butler as George Costa..."

Coming soon...

In a world, where sitcoms are outlawed.

One man will do standup in a bee costume.

Starring...

Edward Norton as Jerry Seinfeld

Gerard Butler as George Costanza

Mila Kunis as Elaine

Nicolas Cage as Kramer

Chris Hemsworth as Newman

featuring

Eli Roth as The Soup Nazi

with

Kanye West as Cedric

and

Melissa McCarthy as Bobette

a new film by J.J. Abrams

Seinfeld: The Motion Picture in 3D

Rated R

This Summer...

ARE YOU GAY?

...NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT?!

Let's talk about bees. Not the bees. I hate bees. Anyway, ''Bee Movie'' is about Jerry Seinfeld as a bee. It has bee puns. It's honey sick. I don't like it. It's over.

'''JOIN ME IN THE NEXT REVIEW'''

That's it. Review's over.

BEE MOVIE IS OWNED BY DREAMWORKS ANIMATION

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2016-09-03T16:03:13Z

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The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Dunstonchecksin

2016-09-02T23:14:32Z

TheValentineBros:

Ooh yeah! ''Suicide Squad'' just came and went, which means I have a pirated copy of the movie I recorded with my iPhone, where I reviewed the movie while watching in the theater. Am I hardcore yet, guys? I have it uploaded on YouTube, let's watch my pirated review of ''Suici-''

<div align=style="margin-bottom: 10px;">This video has been removed due to a copyright claim of Warner Bros. #LOLFUCKFAIRUSE.</div>

Goddamnit! Now what am I supposed to do for this review?! Oh well, I just go to Netflix or some shit like that. iunno. ''{goes to Netflix}'' Wait, what the hell is this. ''Dunston Checks In?'' Oh, wait... ''{menacing music plays}'' DICKS OUT FOR DUNS-

Well, ''Dunston Checks In'' is a 1996 kids film about a gorilla warfare "gorilla" who makes wacky hijinks in the hotel. It was directed by Ken Kwapis, who directed ''Sesame Street's Follow that Bird'' so at least he directed something good, but then again... he directed ''Big Miracle'' and ''License to Wed.'' I quit. Fuck you.

So let's watch ''Harambe Checks In,'' and see what we got.

We open up with people doing wacky hijinks. Then, a zookeeper bring in Dunston Bieber. Never say never, zookeeper. You should've been a mall cop and done internet memes, Kevin James. But you're not Kevin James. y u do dis, reddit? a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a

So Dunston watches Charleton Heston's pre-remake of ''Dawn of the Planet of the Apes,'' get it? Cause this is the original, and not a reboot or a remake of the origin- BOO! This remake of ''Ben-Hur'' was not a box office bomb. Those tabloid bastards lied to us like they always do!

So the whole point of the movie is hijinks. And Faye Dunnaway.

I don't like this movie. There's no plot. There's no joke to take the piss out of. Whenever you have a joke, you have to make a clever punchline, and this movie doesn't have any punchlines. It's just pointless filler, bore, and shit.

But Dunston lived a good life. *sniff sniff* So did Gene Wilder... and Prince... and Lemmy... and David Bowie... and Frank Sinatra Jr.... and Glenn Frey... and Abe Vigoda... and Alan Rickman... and Harambe... and now... Dunston...

'''JOIN ME IN THE *SNIFF, SNIFF* NEXT REVIEW'''

IN MEMORY OF DUNSTON

RIP IN PIECES

420-1996

DUNSTON CHECKS IN IS OWNED BY 20TH CENTURY FOX

The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Dunstonchecksin

2016-09-02T22:29:27Z

TheValentineBros:

Ooh yeah! ''Suicide Squad'' just came and went, which means I have a pirated copy of the movie I recorded with my iPhone, where I reviewed the movie while watching in the theater. Am I hardcore yet, guys? I have it uploaded on YouTube, let's watch my pirated review of ''Suici-''

<div align=style="margin-bottom: 10px;">This video has been removed due to a copyright claim of Warner Bros. #LOLFUCKFAIRUSE.</div>

Goddamnit! Now what am I supposed to do for this review?! Oh well, I just go to Netflix or some shit like that. iunno. ''{goes to Netflix}'' Wait, what the hell is this. ''Dunston Checks In?'' Oh, wait... ''{menacing music plays}'' DICKS OUT FOR DUNS-

Well, ''Dunston Checks In'' is a 1996 kids about a gorilla warfare "gorilla" who makes wacky hijinks in the hotel. It was directed by Ken Kwapis, who directed ''Sesame Street's Follow that Bird'' so at least he directed something good, but then again... he directed ''Big Miracle'' and ''License to Wed.'' I quit. Fuck you.

So let's watch ''Harambe Checks In,'' and see what we got.

We open up with people doing wacky hijinks. Then, a zookeeper bring in Dunston Bieber. Never say never, zookeeper. You should've been a mall cop and done internet memes, Kevin James. But you're not Kevin James. y u do dis, reddit? a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a

So Dunston watches Charleton Heston's pre-remake of ''Dawn of the Planet of the Apes,'' get it? Cause this is the original, and not a reboot or a remake of the origin- BOO! This remake of ''Ben-Hur'' was not a box office bomb. Those tabloid bastards lied to us like they always do!

So the whole point of the movie is hijinks. And Faye Dunnaway.

I don't like this movie. There's no plot. There's no joke to take the piss out of. Whenever you have a joke, you have to make a clever punchline, and this movie doesn't have any punchlines. It's just pointless filler, bore, and shit.

But Dunston lived a good life. *sniff sniff* So did Gene Wilder... and Prince... and Lemmy... and David Bowie... and Frank Sinatra Jr.... and Glenn Frey... and Abe Vigoda... and Alan Rickman... and Harambe... and now... Dunston...

'''JOIN ME IN THE *SNIFF, SNIFF* NEXT REVIEW'''

IN MEMORY OF DUNSTON

RIP IN PIECES

420-1996

DUNSTON CHECKS IN IS OWNED BY 20TH CENTURY FOX

The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2016-09-02T22:27:48Z

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The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Dunstonchecksin

2016-09-02T22:27:25Z

TheValentineBros: Created page with "Ooh yeah! ''Suicide Squad'' just came and went, which means I have a pirated copy of the movie I recorded with my iPhone, where I reviewed the movie while watching in the thea..."

Ooh yeah! ''Suicide Squad'' just came and went, which means I have a pirated copy of the movie I recorded with my iPhone, where I reviewed the movie while watching in the theater. Am I hardcore yet, guys? I have it uploaded on YouTube, let's watch my pirated review of ''Suici-''

<div align=style="margin-bottom: 10px;">This video has been removed due to the copyright claim of Warner Bros. #LOLFUCKFAIRUSE.</div>

Goddamnit! Now what am I supposed to do for this review?! Oh well, I just go to Netflix or some shit like that. iunno. ''{goes to Netflix}'' Wait, what the hell is this. ''Dunston Checks In?'' Oh, wait... ''{menacing music plays}'' DICKS OUT FOR DUNS-

Well, ''Dunston Checks In'' is a 1996 kids about a gorilla warfare "gorilla" who makes wacky hijinks in the hotel. It was directed by Ken Kwapis, who directed ''Sesame Street's Follow that Bird'' so at least he directed something good, but then again... he directed ''Big Miracle'' and ''License to Wed.'' I quit. Fuck you.

So let's watch ''Harambe Checks In,'' and see what we got.

We open up with people doing wacky hijinks. Then, a zookeeper bring in Dunston Bieber. Never say never, zookeeper. You should've been a mall cop and done internet memes, Kevin James. But you're not Kevin James. y u do dis, reddit? a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a

So Dunston watches Charleton Heston's pre-remake of ''Dawn of the Planet of the Apes,'' get it? Cause this is the original, and not a reboot or a remake of the origin- BOO! This remake of ''Ben-Hur'' was not a box office bomb. Those tabloid bastards lied to us like they always do!

So the whole point of the movie is hijinks. And Faye Dunnaway.

I don't like this movie. There's no plot. There's no joke to take the piss out of. Whenever you have a joke, you have to make a clever punchline, and this movie doesn't have any punchlines. It's just pointless filler, bore, and shit.

But Dunston lived a good life. *sniff sniff* So did Gene Wilder... and Prince... and Lemmy... and David Bowie... and Frank Sinatra Jr.... and Glenn Frey... and Abe Vigoda... and Alan Rickman... and Harambe... and now... Dunston...

'''JOIN ME IN THE *SNIFF, SNIFF* NEXT REVIEW'''

IN MEMORY OF DUNSTON

RIP IN PIECES

420-1996

DUNSTON CHECKS IN IS OWNED BY 20TH CENTURY FOX

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2016-09-02T22:14:34Z

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2016-09-02T22:03:16Z

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The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2016-05-17T18:00:24Z

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2016-05-17T18:00:00Z

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The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jinglealltheway

2016-05-17T17:59:36Z

TheValentineBros: Created page with "yeaaaaaaaaaaah boi. arnold schwarzenegger is turbo man. part of civil war. great movie. 10/10. turbo man for marvel cimenatic universe - IGN So it's May, it's time to celebr..."

yeaaaaaaaaaaah boi. arnold schwarzenegger is turbo man. part of civil war. great movie.

10/10. turbo man for marvel cimenatic universe - IGN

So it's May, it's time to celebrate Memorial Day with a capitalist holiday. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as a dad, young Anakin becomes a brat before becoming a podracer. An illegal one at that. Literally.

http://www.justjared.com/2015/06/21/jake-lloyd-podracing-jokes-go-viral-after-car-chase-arrest/

So yeah, this is great. I love how bad it is. Schwarzenegger is known for starring in some classic action movies like ''Conan the Barbarian,'' ''Terminator,'' ''Last Action Hero,'' ''Predator,'' ''Commando,'' um... ''The Last Stand.'' He's unbelievable. He is also a comedian, with films like ''Junior,'' ''True Lies,'' this movie, ''Last Action Hero,'' um... ''Around the World in 80 Days.'' I would tell you about his history, his maid, his life in California, but I would be here all day. I would just like to talk about his critically acclaimed smash hit, ''Jango Fett All the Way into My Dick.''

Jake Lloyd is excited about podracing Turbo Man. Schwarzenegger gets the action figure for Black Friday, only to find out that they were sold out. Lloyd is disappointed, so Schwarzenegger finds a way to get the toy. He dresses up as Santa, and a shitstorm happens. The acting is over the top, as with the jokes. I can't help but find them so bad that I ended up laughing throughout, even for a family film. Yeah, this is one of those kids' movies that actually warrants this.

So Schwarzenegger goes to the parade only to dress as Marilyn Manso-er, I mean, Turbo Man, as he goes turbo. Go go Power Rangers. Lovely.

So yeah, going back, I actually loved it when as a kid, only because I used to think the humor was timeless. But as I grew older, the film didn't age well. Mind you, I think it's funny, but that's because it's bad. Like, really bad. The humor is basically crass and questionable, and the plot basically went over the place. I would grant this, the acting made up the movie, but it's still a mediocre mess.

But hey, I celebrated Memorial Day 2016 two weeks early, so you don't have to. And no, don't consider this a Christmas review.

'''JOIN ME IN THE NEXT REVIEW!'''

THANKS TO DANE FOR THE REQUEST

JINGLE ALL THE WAY IS OWNED BY 20TH CENTURY FOX

and no i won't do a review of the sequel, so fuck off

The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2016-05-17T17:39:44Z

TheValentineBros: /* Season 2: 2014-TBA */

User talk:Badstar

2016-03-28T14:58:33Z

TheValentineBros: /* eyyy */ new section

''{Pirate voice}'' Y'ARRRRRRRCHIVES

*[[User talk: Badstar/Arch1|Floor one: The Captain's Qaurters]]

== ENDLESS EIGHT VI ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHXHCg6nwSo&feature=channel 1/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDzbwEyyOpU 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h5KXj4fBfw&feature=channel 3/3] {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:24, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

== ENDLESS EIGHT VII ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Gcsux4GXQ 1/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV_IvPn1QVo&feature=channel 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlaUVJbUmZw&feature=channel 3/3] {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:58, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
:YOU MY FRIEND

:ARE A GUY

:A GOOD GUY -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::kyon-kun, phone {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:47, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
:::so wait is this sixth endless eight or something? if so, then yay we're almost done with endless eight. I WANT SOME VARIETY -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::::actually it's the seventh and there's one more

::::<big><big><big><big>'''AND DON'T COMPLAIN. YOU'RE LUCKY KADOKAWA MADE A SECOND SEASON, YOU UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLE.'''</big></big></big></big> {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:55, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::i was making a funny i guess im not {{smith}} -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::::::LOUD NOISE {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:23, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

== >:O ==

:WHY CAN'T I BE CENTAURMAN
:WHY CAN'T I BE CENTAURMAN
:WHY CAN'T I BE CENTAURMAN
:WHY CAN'T I BE CENTAURMAN
:WHY CAN'T I BE CENTAURMAN
:WHY CAN'T I BE CENTAURMAN
:WHY CAN'T I BE CENTAURMAN
:WHY CAN'T I BE CENTAURMAN
:WHY CAN'T I BE CENTAURMAN
:WHY CAN'T I BE CENTAURMAN
:WHY CAN'T I BE CENTAURMAN
:WHY CAN'T I BE CENTAURMAN
:WHY CAN'T I BE CENTAURMAN

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:15, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

== Homebad Pomsad ==

Just a character I made for you. http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=93d7ccf4c2&view=att&th=122f2d6498149b4e&attid=0.1&disp=inline&realattid=f_fy2cajew0&zw {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}
:Err... could you upload the pciture here, maybe? -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::It doesn't let me :( {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}
:::Well, I can't see anything... -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::::CRAP! I'm sry :( Let me try JPG version. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}
:::::It says iternal error :`( {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}
http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu6/Ninja-Pom-Pom/HomebadPomsad.png
:) {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 03:46, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::I was gonna make a logo for the fight, but it ended and I was only able to make this. http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu6/Ninja-Pom-Pom/Badstarlog.png {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 21:58, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

== ENDLESS EIGHT VIII ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrkzFHlGJCU 1/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ioxjF8cAs&feature=channel 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1OGZyQ4JUY&feature=channel 3/3]

''CLASSIFIED INFORMATION'' {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:20, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
:ah at least this shall ease my pain -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::I haven't watched it yet, but I think it's the last Endless Eight. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:22, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
:::''{HEAVENLY LIGHT}'' -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::::''{stage light falls on Badstar}'' {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:36, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

== You may have seen me advertize this on my userpage, but I'll spam it here, anyway. ==

You like Kirby, right? Well, [http://popstar5.smackjeeves.com I've created a Kirby-based Photocomic]. It doesn't star the actual Kirby, or the actual Meta Knight, and it's basically thrown canon out the window. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:34, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
:yes, I've read it, spammy. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::That last comic of yours offended me. <(V_V(< {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:23, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
:::JCM are you white because white people like being offended AND IM ITALIAN HA {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 03:26, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Why does it- Oh, you mean because of the cursing? Then why are you on this wiki if that one curse word offends you? {{unsigned|Im a bell}}
:::::...I was joking. Your alt text made it so I couldn't resist. {{User:JCM/sig}} 17:23, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::...how the hell did i forget my own alt text {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:22, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Anyway, since we're talking about previously spammed comics, I just made this [http://msmm.smackjeeves.com parody comic starring Mario. Sonic, and Mega Man called, well, Mario, Sonic, and Mega Man.] {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:44, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
:'''LEAVE ME ALONE''' -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:GET OFF OF MY LAWN YOU FILTHY KIDS {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:14, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

== HARUHI SECOND SEASON EPISODE 10: THE SIGH OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA I ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsf1yXOvgGk 1/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTGMtMjG8qI 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWnNtWeEO6s 3/3]

{{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:28, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

== no seriously ==

What's your girlfriends name? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:11, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
:brooks -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 01:16, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Simon J. Splodge and he's really fat and BAdstar still thinks hes a girl {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== HARUHI SECOND SEASON EPISODE 11: THE SIGH OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA II ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPMPgFtYbIk 1/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6tPzvGOq8w&feature=related 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vOz-NUkom8&feature=related 3/3] {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 14:28, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
:i think it may suck even more than the last episode

:or series {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Shut up, SI. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:07, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

== Hey guess what ==

[https://twitter.com/SI_Ben |we can be twitter buddies] - {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:{{smith}} -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::I have twitter TOoOoOoOoOoO [https://twitter.com/kawaiimelon] {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 20:04, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Badstar, I can stand all of the shocking reveals you've been making lately, but this is way too much. I've just lost upwards of half of my respect for you. I don't want to lose it, but, I mean seriously, this is just, without a doubt in my mind, the most pointless thing ever. Twitter is for moronic celebritites and their even moreso moronic followers. Why, I bet SI only got a twitter to follow Hannah Montanna or whatever the next big teenage female TV star's name is. I also think this is much more demeaning than being a bisexual, autistic teenager, or whatever you are nowadays. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:02, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
::::<big><big><big><big>'''EDIT CONFLICT'''</big></big></big></big> {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::Anyway, I, for one, hate all big teenage female TV stars. And males. And the only dude I'm following is Gabe Newell for L4D2. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::I follow miley cyrus {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

My Twitter is RaikuSamiyaza {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:16, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:<big>'''I AM MAKING GENERALIZATIONS TO BE CYNICAL ABOUT THINGS THAT DON'T MATTER!!!!!!!!!!</big> {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 21:39, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

wooooah twitter

am i hip yet -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:02, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

== My plan on twitter ==

I'm serious. Let's do it! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:06, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:I'M NOT TOO SURE ABOUT THIS MAN -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== HARUHI SECOND SEASON EPISODE 12: THE SIGH OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA III ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sWtolDivu0 1/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FmHoExBoFM&feature=related 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URmLvuzR_qY&feature=related 3/3] {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:27, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:<nowiki>:I</nowiki> -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:46, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::Shut up, NachoMan. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:22, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::I saw an episode of this and it sucked so quit yo jibbi jabba {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::F*** you. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:31, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Also, since when have I been saying things like "HARUHI IS THE ABSOLUTELY BEST THING EVER CREATED AND I WILL FORCE YOU TO WATCH IT"? That's obviously what you think I'm doing when I reference the series. But the truth is that it's the exact opposite. I could care less whether you don't like it. You guys are just saying "HARUHI IS THE ABSOLUTELY WORST PIECE OF S*** EVER CREATED AND YOU ARE A COMPLETE idiot FOR WATCHING IT". {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:39, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:Hi, Im a bell! I broke my promise not to come back just so I could say:

:__shut the jcm up already oh my jesus christ__

:Thank you for listening! {{unsigned|Skullbuggy}}

I can't even spell haruchi and I find your anger unprovoked -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 20:47, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Guys, throwing insults at each other doesn't help anyone. Bell and Badstar have a right to opinion, and if you don't agree with it, calmly give your reasons or shut up. {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:01, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:Thank you. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:05, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::That doesn't mean you're right, Bell. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}}
:::And it doesn't mean you are, either. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:39, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Back to the subject. What's a haruhi {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 22:22, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:I think it's an exotic fruit.. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:28, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::Last time I talked to an exotic fruit he asked me if I wanted a "sailor handshake" {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 22:36, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::I think I know him...

:::Anyway, I'm going to assume that question is serious. Haruhi Suzumiya is an eccentric schoolgirl with very little common sense. After becoming friends with the completely normal Kyon, the narrator of the Haruhi Suzumiya series, she forms the SOS Brigade, a club, which aims to seek out paranormal activity. The members of the SOS Brigade are, Yuki Nagato, a quiet bookworm, Mikuru Asahina, a shy girl with '''very large breasts''', and Itsuki Koizumi, a perpetually smiling person who is usually standing uncomfortably close to Kyon. Every member of the SOS Brigade is a supernatural creature, aside from Kyon. Probably. Yuki is an artificially created lifeform, used by the Integrated Sentient Data Entity to interact with and observe humans. She could be called an alien. Mikuru is a time traveler from the future. Itsuki Koizumi is a psychic, or as it's called in the series, an "esper". Haruhi is completely unaware of this, and is also unaware that she herself subconsciously warps reality. The internet thinks that she is God. This is actually just a theory of Koizumi and his fellow espers. In fact, one of the main fan-theories is that Kyon is the real reality warper. When Haruhi gets emotionally unstable, for lack of a better word, Koizumi and his colleagues enter something called Closed Space, and destroy giant creatures called Shinjin, who act as a way for Haruhi to vent her feelings. She is also completely unaware of this. The Shinjin destroy things in the Closed Space. The more they destroy, the bigger the closed space gets. If the Closed Space gets too big, it will engulf the world and recreate it. This apparently has happened once before. Three years before the start of the series. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:03, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Aaaah, wall of text! {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 23:07, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::That's seriously the worst paragraph I've ever read {{User:The Noid/sig}} 23:08, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::Oh, I forgot to say why I mentioned Mikuru's '''large breasts'''. Haruhi regularly exploits her looks to get what she wants, and also frequently dresses her up in various costumes, ranging from a bunny girl to a frog costume. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:29, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::'''GET OFFA MY LAWN''' -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::::::::Seriously. Look, I'll stop whining about you guys not liking Haruhi if y'all ignore me posting these links, alright? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:31, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::I've seen pictures of Mikuru...I'm scarred for life. o_O {{User:JCM/sig}} 02:31, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::...How? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:36, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::Anyone with childhood innocence would find certain images of Mikuru disturbing. {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:01, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::'''TRANSLATION:''' Oh my gosh what is this I feel in my pants {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:30, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

:SPOILER: ANIME PORN {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 03:06, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
::Yeah, but very little of that is actually official art. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:17, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
:::"very little"

:::So you're saying the creators get dirty cash by making hentai of their franchise? whut da {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 03:26, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

jesus will you guys just leave my talk page alone jesus christ this topic shouldnt be so difficult -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== hey i have something for you ==

It's in the van and it's right at the back. You have to go get it yourself. However, I assure you that you'll like it.. Don't ask questions... Just enter. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:12, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
:wait what aw nevermind i like getting things ''{Gets into the van}'' -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::SUCKER! ''{Shuts the van doors, and drives to the pier. Pushes the van into the shark infested water and pours gasoline on the van. Then I throw a lit match on the fan, causing it to catch on fire and explode.}'' THAT'S FOR HAVING MORE PAGE VIEWS! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:26, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

== D:> ==

why you unfollow me on twitter :o {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:what no i didnt -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== HARUHI SECOND SEASON EPISODE 13: THE SIGH OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA IV ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o59KrweNYr8&feature=channel 1/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8dny6LmOTE&feature=channel 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsRCzhHEZzQ&feature=channel 3/3]

also http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii123/Imabellxorx/1252112038022.jpg {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:51, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
:NIGHTMARES CREATED -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::Interestingly, that was once the image for the Anime subpage of Nightmare Fuel on TV Tropes. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:12, 5 September 2009 (UTC)

== BADSTAR YOU LUCKY BASTARD ==

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:52, 12 September 2009 (UTC)
:teehee star tours here i come -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::WELL I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT AND I HAVE THE BADGE TO PROVE IT {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:56, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

== HARUHI SECOND SEASON EPISODE 14: THE SIGH OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA V ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPo16s3NeeI 1/3] (even though it says it's part 2, it's part 1)

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2wANF-FHWw&feature=channel 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TZ-G1dRaFw&feature=channel 3/3] MI-MIKURU BEAM! {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:12, 12 September 2009 (UTC)
:Wow, anime is way more fast-paced than American cartoons. However, it's probably to make up for the annoying voices. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:24, 13 September 2009 (UTC)

== Well... ==

I went to disneyland in Anahiem for my 13th birthday. Too bad we didn't get to go on the matterhorn and Space Mountain. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 02:09, 13 September 2009 (UTC)

== Oh dear... ==

There's no more new Haruhi episodes until the next season. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:09, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
:Haruhi is my favorite anime of all time. Just wanted to share that for some reason. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 00:22, 18 September 2009 (UTC)
::my favorite series is Hentai -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 00:29, 18 September 2009 (UTC)
:::{{dry}} {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:35, 18 September 2009 (UTC)
::::i don't get it {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:07, 18 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::it's japanese cartoon porn you idiot {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:02, 19 September 2009 (UTC)

==yes==
I resent the email, you need to open the link and create your account. If it needs to resend again tell me {{User:The Noid/sig}} 23:14, 19 September 2009 (UTC)
:Mind sharing the subject of this with the eavesdroppers? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:52, 20 September 2009 (UTC)

== hey guess what ==

hare hare yukai isn't my favorite haruhi song

it's actually bouken desho desho {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:59, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:yay mine too though it may be replaced with super driver -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::Wait, really? Oh, good. I thought you'd get really angry, and then [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc this] would happen. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:59, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:::japenese culture greg four gregs {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::wow you're the first one to make that joke

::::you are awesome -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== I hope you know about this. ==

In spring of 2010, there's going to be...

A Haruhi movie. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:30, 17 October 2009 (UTC)
:GOD HELP US ALL {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:19, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
::OH MY GOD YES

::''{Freaks out. This freakout results in him spazzing out, tearing off his clothes, hitting himself in the face with a shoe, and sticking a remote up his ass}'' -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::...How did that sheet make your clothes disappear? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:37, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
::::Oh my god, Badstar. You're the first person I know on this wiki to make a "World's Greatest Freakout" Referrence. Thank you. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 05:00, 18 October 2009 (UTC)

== I'm just as lost as you are pal... ==

I really don't know what was just happening. All I can figure is that Chwoka became usurper ruler after a conversation with Super Sam, this was posted on the main page, along with information about the wiki going to chaos, then Raiku started vandalizing, and me and him had a revert war, then I ranted about how until the Fanstuff Guidelines were deleted this was all against the rules and both Raiku and Chwoka could be blocked, and then he gave up.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:19, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:And now he's trying to delete the fanstuff guidelines... and failing...--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:26, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::Why the FUDGE (sorry for the language, but I think this is a f bomb kinda situation) is he even doing this in the first place? -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::I have no freaking clue. Something about anarchy.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:29, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::::The chooms have taken over the wiki. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 05:31, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:::::...Until tomorrow when Seph, TJ, and all the others get up and block you all for vandalism.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:32, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::::::I gotta find a way to block him now... this is FUDGEing insane! -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::::::I really wish you'd stop saying that, but I still agree.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:34, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Sorry, getting kinda worked up. Looks like we gotta find a way to put an end to this. ...You're Luigi by the way. I get to be Mario. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::::::::Yay!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:43, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
Badstar, repeatedly spamming his talk isn't gonna do anything but get you in trouble! We've got to come up with some sort of reasonable solution!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:45, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:Once again, sorry. He's just really making me angry... -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::That's two of us... I was litterally shaking earlier.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:47, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:::Who's Wolfman!?!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:10, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
*sigh* This is terrible. Me, you, and Raiku are the only ones awake, there are no admins active right now, Raiku's gone crazy and won't cooperate, and we have a mysterious new user who won't do anything on our hands!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:19, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::::Turns out its Raiku... he claims about starting over, but thats no excuse for what he did. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::::I think that if anyone gets blocked indef. for this it should be Chwoka. He's the one who started this. Raiku was just a follower.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:25, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::::::Chwoka didn't really do much. Raiku chose to follow Chwoka's words, and he paid the price for it. Granted, this was Chwoka's responsibillity, and I believe he should get at least a warning. Court adjourned. Bring in the dancing lobsters. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::::::I thought Sam gave him control. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 06:30, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Nope. He just usurped control. There's no written evidence that I've seen that says Chwoka's in control.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:33, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::I really think that Chwoka should have his modship removed for being so irresponsible and trying to take control. But that's up for the other mods to decide.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:38, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
Something tells me I'm now the only one awake now considering the lack of updates for the past half hour... why am I still typing on this page?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:50, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

It's only 10 here. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 06:55, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:?Where's "here"?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:58, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::California. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 07:14, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

...and now the whole thing's over with. Chwoka's no longer a mod and has been locked, Raiku was blocked, and we're both mods now. I think this ended pretty well!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 19:45, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:And now most of those things have been undone. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::Look. Chwoka's done with all this, the anarchy was a joke, I kind of went mod crazy, so that's it. Eat a bagel, everything's fine. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 11:34, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

== GET ON SKYPE OR IRC ==

TO HELP ERIC {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 05:25, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

== found something really fun to do on twitter ==

roleplaying on a separate account as a fictional character

it is so fun seriously

i am acting as cid from ffvii and i feel great

you should try it

[http://www.twitter.com/HighwindCid This is my fake account btw]

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:39, 24 November 2009 (UTC)

== Hey Badstar ==

I don't like you spamming my talk pages, so please stop. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:18, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

== Hey Badstar ==

I don't like you spamming my talk pages, so please stop. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:18, 30 November 2009 (UTC)
:clever. Anyway, I don't see it as spamming. Its honest talk and mild critiscm. and I think you're taking it a little too seriously. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== twitter ==

go on it now {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:05, 6 December 2009 (UTC)

== I have found your secret! ==

I know who you really are... CONNOR MCLEOD!! That's right. You're the guy from Highlander. I knew it. So... How does it feel to be immortal? Knowing that you cannot truely love, as anyone you love slips away after a few decades? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:39, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

== BE BACK BY MY BIRTHDAY ==

DON'T WORRY YOU STILL HAVE TIME. JUST BE BACK BEFORE THE 31ST. PLEASE? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:05, 23 December 2009 (UTC)
:''{Tosses away box}'' ITS SHOWTIME -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== Hehe ==

I got a snuggie too. Brilliant, aren't they? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:28, 25 December 2009 (UTC)
:Its so my best christmas present ever. I even told grandma, "I could get everything on my list (which I didnt by the way ;_;) and the snuggie would beat EVERYTHING" -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::What does yours look like? Mine has leopard spots. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:18, 25 December 2009 (UTC)
:::Hey I'm a cool cat I have snuggies :3

:::Mine is bronze {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

SNUGGIES ARE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:24, 25 December 2009 (UTC)

== should we mourn in unison ==

Rue McClanahan just died.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, and, have a rather ominous image.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/06/04/nyregion/MCCLANAHAN1-obit/MCCLANAHAN1-obit-articleLarge.jpg

They're in their death order. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:08, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:Damn. It's like they're all getting picked off one by one. ...I'm depressed now. Well, at least we still have Betty White, but god knows how much longer she has. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:: D: RIP Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, and Estelle Getty... I'll <s>kill</s> mourn Betty later <s> >:D </s> D: {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 03:54, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:::D: Oh god, I wonder how Deadpool felt when Bea Died? But seriously, this is sad. D: {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:01, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: I'm not sure Deadpool realizes that Bea died. He ain't to smart. But I bet when Betty dies he will get it. So as a message to Betty White, Please don't die. {{User:The McArby/sig}} 22:05, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Betty White has recently returned to television, so I doubt she's going to go anytime soon. {{User:JCM/sig}} 17:32, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Well, that's not really a good reason, seeing as Billy Mays was frequent on TV, but I hope you're right. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== I HAVE DISARMED YOU!! >:D ==

That's right, during the time that the WUW was down, I decided to build up my main weakness.. That being the song Agadoo. The one song that you used to manipulate me with.. Well not anymore! I built up an immunity to the the song, mainly by playing it to myself over and over, to my torture. Ha! NOTHING YOU CAN DO CAN AFFECT ME NOW

{{YouTube|POv-3yIPSWc}} {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:06, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:i still love this song {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:42, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== Whirled Reunion ==

It's time. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:31, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Zinc==
I thought you'd like it. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

http://www.deviantart.com/download/168476894/Zinc_Lablanc_Charicture_by_zoo977.png
:{{words}} {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:36, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== I'M ON ==

GET YOUR ASS OVER TO WHIRLED TOO >:O {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== is this all you do? ==

Are you always watching the recent changes? --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 19:35, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
:Are you always watching the Who's Online box? -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:: Good point! --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 19:00, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== "anime haters club" ==

OH HA HA HA HA HOW IRONIC CONSIDERING TODAY {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 10:13, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== grand theft badstar? ==

just as a curiosity, are you still doing GTB? and if so, can you fill in me and raiku's roles so we can start?--[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 19:07, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:That's long dead, Hanson. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:: ah, ok. --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 19:07, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== hey badstar ==

did you know that the third light novel of haruhi is out

and it has been since july first

and that i have it {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:55, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
:oh damn the tables have turned -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== just in case you wanted to know ==

they're dubbing the haruhi suzumiya movie in english

i asked wendee lee

i also got an autograph

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:16, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
:Hey, I was actually gonna ask you to ask her thaaAAAAAH WHAT AN AUTOGRAPH -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::Yeah, I asked her and she said that was the first thing she was going to do when she went back to America. Yep. An Autograph.. I'll upload it tomorrow. :D {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:43, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
:::i will deny that you actually got her autograph if you don't post a picture of real you holding it {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:32, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
::::[[File:Proof for Badstar and Chaos.JPG]] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:11, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::okay now you have to let me walk around say it's mine -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::::print it out

cut around my fingers

glue it to your forehead

claim it as yours

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:36, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:you make me one sad panda -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::Johnny Bosch was supposed to be there, but he couldn't make it there. ;_; {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:41, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::ha now you are the sad panda
:::seriously though if anybody asks those are my smooth british fingers -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::sure whatever i still have the physical copy so it's all k for me {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:50, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::alright everybody wins yay
:::::oh and good morning -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::::Good morning to you to, sir. ...I've also got the autographs of Zuko from Avatar and Neville Longbottom. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:57, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::jokes on you I don't like avatar
:::::::...Okay, I should really go to bed now. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::::::good night {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 09:05, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

== what the hell man ==

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/18857/original/40_Cakes_by_Corny63.jpg

what the hell is wrong with you {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:what you talking bout willis -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::I took a closer look
::what the hell -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

What is that comic? Where did it come from? Why is it so funny? Why didn't you just photoshop the original? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:51, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

== About the article ==
[http://www.court-records.net/ Yeah, no.] {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

== UPDATE YOUR EAKA ==

IM ZOO NINE SEVEN SEVEN

UPDATE YOUR EAKA ------------ANON O. MISS
:<small>Please don't kill me.
:And you're still not funny, Melon.</small>{{User:Zoo977/sig}}

== M҉͠E̵S̵S̡͠ĄG͜Ę ̸F̡͞RO̷͞M̶̡ T̛͜H̛̕͜E̴̴ ̶̶̵E̡̢M̵̀͠P̶E̷R͠͝O̧R͏̴̕R̢͢R͏͏͟R͟͠R ==

T̷́h͟a̷͏t͘ r̡͜͝e̕͟m͘í͠nd̨͠s̵ ̕͡mȩ͜, ͟I̷ ş́͟aẁ͡ ̧̨G̸ub̕͠a̛͠͞y̢̕a͏̢̀m̕a̵͘ ͘͝t͝h̷ę͏͏ ͡ot͏̡h̢́er ͟d͟á͘҉y ̧͘i͘n S҉̢͟h̕͝i͏͘b̧o̕m̧͘͝n̡̕i͞͏g͟e̸e̕͘.҉ ̢́He̵͠ ͘͠͝s̢a͏ì̶̢d͘͡ ͝to̧ ͏͏ģí͠v̕e̵͠ y͟͡ǫ͜u̸ ͞h̴is̡ ̴̴͠b͠è͏st͜͡. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:57, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

== so ==

what happened to that one time you said Microsoft hired you to beta test games
:They never called back ;_; -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== hey dude ==

i kinda ripped of your omegle think i hope you dont mind

its just so great an idea that i had to make it better for everyone to use {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:So, I checked this Omegle thing out and this is literally the first thing that happened:
:Stranger is typing...
:Stranger: Hi! :)
:I`m horny...
:my pic.. [lolwut]
:Your conversational partner has disconnected. {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:13, 4 April 2011 (UTC)
::that is omegle in a nutshell {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Badstar. ==

Homestuck: y/n? {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 04:50, 2 September 2011 (UTC)
:oH fUcK yEaH mOtHeRfUcKeR h0Nk H0nK -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::honk
::HONK
::motherfucker
::<nowiki>:o)</nowiki> {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 04:56, 2 September 2011 (UTC)

== QUIT CLOPPING TO PONIES ==

http://i.imgur.com/1TAVr.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/9sLOG.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/sotI3.png

http://i.imgur.com/gBbKg.jpg

I SAID STOP

{{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 14:31, 22 February 2012 (UTC)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2IyJi2eI88

Also,just say wanking or masturbating or slapping the salami christ {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:You know what's both funny and disturbing? That the people who fantasise about ponies are basically fantasising about fucking horses. Literally and figuratively. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:44, 23 February 2012 (UTC)

== hey badstar ==

do you clop {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:hell yeah man
:celestia's sweet flank is just so irresistible - [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::i ship rainbow dash x spike otp {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

stop giving me excuses to post this

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2IyJi2eI88] {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== W̾̀E̚L̥̻͍͔͉͒̀C̐̎ͮͬ͋Ó̵͐͗̎ͦ̚M͈̼̠̬̟̈́̔̑͛̄̿̃Ë̯͉̻̗̹̼́ͧͨ ḄͦA͙̣͓̽ͤC̷̞̊͌̓͗̄̓ͨK̷͈̠ ̴͕͍̖̑͊̃̄̏͑T̺̂̑ͤͤ̔O̟͔̰̰ͬ ̦̻͗͌͂͢L͕̯̙̩̤̦ͥ̿͌ͧ́̽́͟Į͉̣̱̌F͉̮͕̊ͮ̀Ė ==

Y͚̺̦͚̮ͮÕ̩̝ͭU̬ͮ̏ͧ̊͛͐͊ ̨͚̰͓̻̺ͫ̊W͖̘ͯͩE͞R̰̼̟̞̰̽̅E̛̱͇̱͚̓͌́ ̙ͨͥ̄̏͒̀D̜̠̬͔̙͇̬́Eͪ̀Ȁ͂͌ͭ͐̌͘D̡̳̘̮͕̰̜̉ͯ̔̊͒
̨̥̱͕͊̉̇<br>

̭͚̥̲̭̫̑B̛̖̼̥̫̍̓̃ͪ̌ͮͩU̘̥͚̮̫̒̕T͋͊̅̊҉̺̩͔̟͉̘ͅ ̵̱̹̠̠͈̞̖̎͒̈ͧW̗ͮ͛͑̿Ê̠͚̦͖̬̓͗̅ ̻͖̩̞̻͈̈ͦ̒͗ͮF̸͈͎̩̦̜̯͉ͤͮ͗̏̚̚I̧͇̰͈̗̺̲͛̌́̿̂͛X̝̻͐̆̀E̠̭̙̩̒́D͇̙̅̍̃̈͡ ͙͛Y̲̟͙̦͕͠ͅO̴̭̬̺̰̩̰ͭ̃ͨ̅̚̚U̙<br>

̪̥͙̗̅̽̾ͩ͐͘ͅ
̨͙̟̙̞̦͕ͬ̒Ä́ͦͪ̽͞N͇͓͚̖͋ͥͧ̎̇D̛͉̣͚͚̓ ̡̼̩̹̃͑̿̅ͯ̆̂N̷̫̺̦͙̱̹̊ͅO̥̦͚̟̗ͭ̀Ẁ͙̲̗̗̔ͪ͛̏ ͉̗̬͉̞̪̔̈́̑̑̎Y͙͉̣̱̳̮̗̒̌͒̏̎̂Ő̘̠̦̉ͩ̇ͦ͘U͕̥̭͎͎̅̊ͣ͗̎̓'̖̙̱̠̤͙̝̀̉̂̓͗͘RE͓͇̜̹̟̠̱̒̾̉͛ͯͯ͠ ͍̖͚̗̥͕̭̋ͨÂ̼̜̜̍̀L̈́ͤ̉͗͑̋̚Ľ͉̖̩ͣ ̳̲͕̘̫̀̑̿B̸͍̳̝̙͕̰̿͑ͫ̐̈́́ͣḚ̷̜͍T́T̴̻͕̋ͅE̞ͦ̔ͩ́Ŗ̠̯͇̳̦̝̀̾<br>

̢͖͓̺͎̝̗͓̋̑ͦ͊͌ͦ͋
͈̟̼͈̬͎̅̌͂W̝̳̍́ͤͨÈL̞̋C̸̿͗O̵͇̞̠͓͛͊͛ͪ̀M̷̮͖̠̦̭̌̏̋͋ͮͧ̉Ē̦̥̘͍͑ͪ̎ ̗͛͋̄͜H̙̝̭͉̳̃̕O͆͋͌ͪͫ̀ͧ͠M̃҉E̺͔ͦͤ̃ ͓͌͒S̖ͥÖ̘̖̯̖̯́͆̌̓̽̈̚N͇̬̽̐̔̌

{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:43, 2 April 2012 (UTC)
:holy shit, I actually understood all of that
:I'm proud of myself -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::See? You can even read the language of the dead {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:47, 2 April 2012 (UTC)
:::dad, do I have ghost powers
:::can I like go into shit now
:::oh man first thing I'm gonna do is posses a bicycle seat
:::a lady bicycle seat
:::aw yeeeaaaaah -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== yes it does ==

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:55, 30 April 2012 (UTC)

== "What was my deal with Phoenix Wright" ==

I will admit, I did take a look at the series, especially after doing basically [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZBXsZi3g88&feature=channel_video_title this], and I liked it. Only played the first game though. {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 00:44, 1 May 2012 (UTC)

Same, minus the UMvC thing. It's a good game series, one of the best I've played (Well, I've only played the first game and Miles Edgeworth). It's got the great music, and it's got Maya Fey. Especially Maya Fey. Yeah, I do have a sad little life, don't I. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 22:29, 1 May 2012 (UTC)

== FUCK YEAH SKULLGIRLS. ==

Can't wait. SO MUCH HYPE.

Gonna get it on Steam. THEY ARE RELEASING IT ON STEAM. {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 03:04, 7 May 2012 (UTC)
:Yeah, I'm hyping that shit up. It looks fantastic.
:My team's probably gonna consist of... Cerebella and Ms. Fortune. Maybe Valentine, I could be good with her. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::Probably going to rock a Valentine/Peacock duo. {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 00:24, 8 May 2012 (UTC)

== you need a haircut young man ==
{{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

:Dafuq are you talking about, Lemon? Badstar looks like a young Andrew W.K., and that can't be any more awesome. {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 03:40, 25 May 2012 (UTC)
::i think it's a shave he needs more {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== SUDDENLY YOU ARE FACED WITH ==

http://images.wikia.com/mylittleponyhub/images/9/97/Fluttershy2.png

A WILD FLUTTERSHY APPEARS {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 21:53, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
:AW SHIT MAN, AW SHIT
:WHO WOULD WANNA IMPRISON THAT IN A CRAMPED BALL
:I SHALL TAKE HER HOME WITH ME AND RAISE HER AS MY OWN DAUGHTER
:and then princess celestia will come at the end of the final chapter and take her away ;_; -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::whatever man, you can take her

::I already have this sweetie cakes

::http://images.wikia.com/mlp/images/9/97/Gildaposeid.png {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 22:06, 28 May 2012 (UTC)

== asdasasddasdasdas ==

you'll like this

http://lightning-striking-again.tumblr.com/post/26718932063/korras-legacy-korrawr-blindbandit5-tahno

dojsakldsal;kd

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:26, 7 July 2012 (UTC)

== wait wait wait ==

Putting aside the fact you are photographing your toy ponies, there's something more niggling: why did you photograph THE SAME SIDE of the pony then the front!?! {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Actually, those are two different sides. You can't tell 'cause her mane's blocking the cutie mark in one of them.
::{{YouTube|_a5Mvw0j1rY }} -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== I grew out of the whole obnoxious weeaboo thing... ==

...and right into the obnoxious pony thing!

...right? :D {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:ohoho you sly dog -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== My Emperor, a suggestion. ==

The full version of the MLP:FIM theme kinda really kinda sucks, and in all honesty should probably not be our national anthem, I suggest This:

It's a song about a whale. NO! It's a song about being happy.

{{YouTube|lwESraWEpSU}}
:woah woah woah
:hold the goddamn phone here
:''you are the applejack of my eye''
:that shit's pure poetry right there
:to the dungeon with you -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::While I don't like to interfere in politics anymore, I still consider myself an advisor of sorts to due to past experience.
::And you're free to listen to or ignore my advise as you please with me being a humble sheriff and all, but..
::It might not be the best idea to send people to the dungeon for expressing opposing views. Creates bad publicity, that's all.
::But again, feel free to do what you like, Emperor. Just a piece of advice from your predecessor. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:41, 16 August 2012 (UTC)
:::NO No! Don't send me to the dungeons! All I did was make an easily ignorable suggestion! {{User:Remolay/sig}} 23:54, 16 August 2012 (UTC)
::::"It might not be the best idea to send people to the dungeon for expressing opposing views" that is hypocrisy of the highest order, Sheriff. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::Considering how I didn't once attempt to arrest you or have you punished in any way for your treasonous actions, you don't really have much of a leg to stand on. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:03, 17 August 2012 (UTC)
::::::If only you didn't have a leg, then we wouldn't have to hear those DAMN spurs...spurring all the time! {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::Hey, don't diss my spurs. They go jingle jangle jingle.
:::::::{{YouTube|1DD_NCM_RJs}} {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:27, 18 August 2012 (UTC)
::::::::Aah, but do you have a big iron on your hip? Checkmate. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::But I do. Although I don't really need to use it. Most of the time, all they need is a kick in the head. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:05, 18 August 2012 (UTC)
::::::::::And when you russel up those criminals, I assume you find the jailhouse by following that Lone Star. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::::To be honest, I haven't seen many criminals nowadays. They only come around once in a Blue Moon. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:32, 18 August 2012 (UTC)
::::::::::::Well let me tell you, you should probably keep an eye out for Johnny Cigar. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::::::Johnny Cigar? Never heard of him. I know of a Johnny Guitar though. I'll try and look out for him. I try not to shoot first though. Hell, I might talk to him. Ask him why he don't do right. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:41, 19 August 2012
::::::::::::::oh bollocks right, Jonny Guitar, my mistake. But, hey, in other news, you'd be useless sherrifing in Washington. Want to know why? Well, anything goes. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::::::::Washington? Well, it is a sin to tell a lie. You're probably right. Maybe I'll consider it someday, but I'm still not entirely sure. It seems awfully chaotic, and I don't want to set the world on fire. But even then, it might not be too bad, as after all, into some life, some rain must fall. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:15, 20 August 2012 (UTC)

:Alright, Emperor Badstar. Here's what the new anthem made me think of...

{{YouTube|b6rkXGikuNA}}

:... I quit. I'm no longer a part of this empire. I'm going to start my own Empire! With Blackjack! And Hookers! In fact, forget the E- no. Never mind the rest of the quote.

== Dear god ==

That anthem scares me.

It ruins the song for me. Every time I watch Ouran, it'll haunt me...

It's eviiiiil.

{{User:Raiku/siggy}} 19:46, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

== long live the emperor ==

does this mean I can usurp the wiki and force everyone to buy Taiwanese wiki user merchandise which may or may not break into a million pieces or destroy your homes in a raging explosion {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:33, 20 September 2012 (UTC)

== we missed you ==

come home

into our loving <s>tentacles</s> arms

give us your <s>soul</s> love

{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:55, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
:yes but of course my loving <s>eldritch god</s> father
:it feels good to be <s>suffering eternally in the lovecraft dimension</s> home -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

I always liked gilligan more than tracy to be honest {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:was it really fucking necessary to bring up gilligan and tracy
:was it ''really'' -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::speaking of start pulling your weight and making fanstuff around here, business as usual {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:15, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
::at least you dont have to live with liame emails hanging over your shoulders {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:::hey at least you fucks didn't have green grass and high tides {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:26, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
::::And I guess I should resume riffing Aruseus Emails and shrugging at my attempts to do else other than Wikihood otherwise (Everything You Know Is Wrong doesn't pass the time test at all, and unfortunately I didn't make anything else genuinely successful for a long, long time) [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 23:51, 15 August 2013 (UTC)

== no ==

it wasn't a dream

<big>'''''IT WAS REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'''''</big>

<small><small><small><small><small><small><small><small>{{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 07:04, 18 July 2014 (UTC)</small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small>

never forget your roots. bellcowchaoskanjiro 4 life. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

== yo ==

{{YouTube|_41RQD2utzU}}

{{User:Tyrannosaurus Lex/sig}} 01:47, 28 March 2016 (EDT)

hey you didnt mention me in your writeup but good luck with college man {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

== eyyy ==

what up, badstar, my badfuck

remember me from hrfwiki

{{YouTube|8bKO3dXhdt8}}

--[[User:TheValentineBros|TheValentineBros]] ([[User talk:TheValentineBros|talk]]) 10:58, 28 March 2016 (EDT)

The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2016-02-08T00:11:00Z

TheValentineBros: /* Season 2: 2014-TBA */

The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Normofthenorth

2016-02-08T00:10:37Z

TheValentineBros: Created page with "I know Rob Schneider trailer jokes are so easy, and they've been done to death, but fuck it! Rob Schneider was working with Adam Sandler, until he realised that he was doing v..."

I know Rob Schneider trailer jokes are so easy, and they've been done to death, but fuck it! Rob Schneider was working with Adam Sandler, until he realised that he was doing voiceovers for animated kids films like the unreleased ''Dino Time,'' so he couldn't reprise his role for ''Grown Ups 2.'' Only this time, he's trapped... in a body of a polar bear... in New York City! This Winter, Rob Schneider is... a Polar Bear! Rated PG-13!

Dear God, what have I done?

So yeah, apparently, this animated movie exists. Why? Because Lionsgate was so desperate enough for some ideas of an animated family movie, just to cash in with DreamWorks, Disney, and Pixar; and lo and behold, ''Norm of the North.'' Because... well, why the fuck not? Truth be told, I've not paid money to see this in theatres. The only way I was gonna see it was for me to bitTorrent it. As I watched this movie, I tried to type notes on what was wrong with it. I honestly did. But almost an hour in, I just typed in giant Comic Sans font, "FUCK EVERYTHING!" I unsaved everything, and suffered what seemed to be a six-and-a-half hour marathon of a severe depression.

Yes, I am well aware that this is still in theatres (at least as I'm writing this, on February 7, 2016), but who wants to see this. Kids are not gonna see this. And to parents, and even adults that are gonna bitch and raid at me because, "it's just a kids movie," NO! That a lazy way to defend this movie. Find a list of better kids movies out there, like ''The Secret of NIMH,'' ''Inside Out,'' ''Finidng Nemo,'' the list goes on.

The movie starts in the arctic, where Norm is dicking around, eating seals. And then, we see some Pussies. I know, they're called Lemmings, but I'm calling them Pussies, because they act like fucking pussies. They just dick around like many Pussies do. Get it? Because... nevermind.

Then, there's this boat full of tourists, and these humans, I swear to FUCKING GOD, they are braindead as shit! They think that this polar bear is actually a man in a goddamn costume, and the most depressing part... it's the running theme of the goddamn movie! Who wrote this?! Square Enix?!

''{snippet of X-Files theme song plays}''

Oh. What has science done.

FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT MOVIE!!!

So, the next scene, Norm, the seals, and the fucking Le-'''PUSSIES''', go to New York City, and the fashion show designer, the main villain looks at this polar bear, and thinks that he is a cool human in a polar bear costume! What the flying fuck is this shit?!

Then it goes its environmental message to save the world, and the Le-'''PUSSIES''' do what the hideous Minions do... dick around. And the film consists of polar bear twerking, like this is like if executives at Lionsgate thought, "You know what, kids like Taylor Swift twerking from 'Bad Blood' or 'Shake it Off' or some shit like that, and they like some Neon Genesis Evangelion subplots. Ooh, and they like Minions, and shitposting. And fucking magnets, how do they work?! Yeah! Bravo Nolan, I love you! This is podracing! Let's put those into an animated feature film. That would make money! Holy shit!"

Jesus, the writing and plot is terrible! And every and joke is bad. Like, the running gag is that humans are morons! Like, are kids gonna believe that?! Normally, the ''Cars'' movies aren't that ridiculous!

And the animation... where do I begin?! This was done by Splash, the same company that brought us the direct-to-video ''Alpha and Omega'' sequels, and the animated ''Bratz'' movies. These numbnuts and Lionsgate agreed to make this. Okay Splash, are you even trying to make anything redeemable! The animation is shit. I mean, it's better than the stuff from Video Brinquedo, especially Ratatoing- actually, fuck that. I'm no longer saying, "Well, at least Norm of the North has better animation than that," because that's too generous. Fuck, even college animated shorts are better than this. Hell, the 2003 animated short film that I despise, ''Loco Melones,'' looks and sounds like Judas Priest's ''Painkiller'' by comparison! Like, the animation goes all over the place, from one to another. Then, the butt twerking- oh dear god! Then, there's camera angles! Everything about the animation is a goddamn trainwreck, especially for a film released in theatres!

''{sigh}'' I can't believe it. This might be one of the worst animated movies I've seen... ever! I know I've said it in a lot of films, but this was... my god. I felt sick. ''Foodfight'' was at least watchable compared to this. I can't believe I'm saying this.

Was there anything positive I can say about this movie? Well I will say, the background desgins were pretty decent, and they provided some good texture. And the voice acting, even though it's been auto-tuned, and even if the characters are one-dimensional as shit, at least they tried, despite reading a script so abysmal, even as a kids' movie.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be resting in the snow, waiting for the cold to get me.

'''JOIN ME IN THE NEXT REVIEW!'''

NORM OF THE NORTH IS OWNED BY LIONSGATE

The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2016-02-08T00:10:30Z

TheValentineBros: /* Season 2: 2014-TBA */

User talk:Lappiest

2016-01-09T18:20:30Z

TheValentineBros: Created page with "https://a4-images.myspacecdn.com/images03/2/ddec1e4d26f94cae963c8c54e9838749/300x300.jpg<br> Welcome to the WUW. We got Wiki games! --~~~~"

https://a4-images.myspacecdn.com/images03/2/ddec1e4d26f94cae963c8c54e9838749/300x300.jpg<br>
Welcome to the WUW. We got Wiki games! --[[User:TheValentineBros|TheValentineBros]] ([[User talk:TheValentineBros|talk]]) 13:20, 9 January 2016 (EST)

The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2015-12-28T19:58:37Z

TheValentineBros: /* Season 2: 2014-TBA */

Hey kids. [[User:TheValentineBros|TheValentineBros]] here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!

Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.

==Episodes==
===Season 1: 2013-2014===
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Bratz|Bratz the Movie]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Ratatoing|Ratatoing]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Nukie|Nukie]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Macandme|Mac & Me]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jasonx|Jason X]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Christmasstory2|A Christmas Story 2]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Lastairbender|The Last Airbender]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/41yearold|The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It]]''

===Season 2: 2014-TBA===
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Catinthehat|The Cat in the Hat]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Blackswan|Black Swan]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Rockofages|Rock of Ages]]'' (requested episode)
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Coolcat|Cool Cat Saves the Kids]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Inappropriatecomedy|InAPPropriate Comedy]]'' (requested episode)
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/santaclausandicecreambunny|Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny]]'' '''NEW!'''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Unfriended|Unfriended]]'' '''IN PROGRESS!'''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Savingchristmas|Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Starwarsclonewars|Star Wars: The Clone Wars]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jibglealltheway|Jingle All the Way]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Scorpionking|The Scorpion King]]'' (requested episode) '''IN PROGRESS!'''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Serbianfilm|A Serbian Film]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON, NIGGA!'''

==Requests==
*[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Request|Click on it to drop your requests for me to review!]]

==Sequel==
*[[The Bastard's Favorite Movies]]

The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Unfriended

2015-12-28T19:58:01Z

TheValentineBros: Created page with "Fuck this movie. No, fuck this movie. This movie is a prime example of how filmmakers gave our intelligence the middle finger. And I can finally say this until the end of ti..."

Fuck this movie.

No, fuck this movie.

This movie is a prime example of how filmmakers gave our intelligence the middle finger. And I can finally say this until the end of time, this is, without a shadow of the doubt, the single WORST horror movie ever. And critics praised it because "filming on Skype is a new thing." This is the reason why I despise what critics say anymore. If ''Unfriended'' was groundbreaking, then how the fuck didn't it impress audiences? How did is it not scary, nor shocking?! ''Unfriended'' is fucking INSIPID! It's abysmal! It's the holocaust of horror movies. It is the reason why most horror movies nowadays, especially with found footage, are absolute trainwrecks! And you know what, I will say this; this is the absolute WORST movie of 2015. EVER! BAR FUCKING NONE! Not to mention, it's one of the absolute worst movies of all time. As far as horror movies go, people claim that ''Hostel Part II'', ''The Purge'', ''The Human Centipede'', the ''Saw'' sequels, ''A Serbian Film'', the ''Paranormal Activity'' sequels, and even ''The Devil Inside'' are the absolute worst horror movies of this decade; but here's the thing. At least these movies are watchable, some of which are so bad they're good. Not to mention, there have been horror movies in general, like ''Manos: Hands of Fate'', ''Birdemic'', ''Jaws: The Revenge'', ''The Exorcist II: The Heretic'', ''Halloween III: Season of the Witch'', and ''The Swarm'' that were considered the worst according to many people. But, at least they're laughably bad! ''Unfriended'' is lazy, dead, insulting, boring, detestable, and just heartbreaking. Worst horror movie ever! Fuck every fabric of this movie!

So this is a movie about the suicide of a teenage girl, Laura, which was "mistakenly" uploaded onto YouTube. This takes place on the computer, and most of it is silent. It just takes place in a Skype call. No other plot happens.

{{inprogress}}

The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Starwarsclonewars

2015-12-15T22:12:31Z

TheValentineBros:

I know this month, I should review more Christmas movies, but what the fuck, ''The Force Awakens'' is coming out in a couple of days (as I'm writing this), so I guess I'll have to interrupt Christmas with a ''Star Wars'' movie that's not the prequels or the Holiday Special. But yeah, George Lucas is our lord and savior of bastardization.

The 2008 CGI-animated movie, ''Star Wars: The Clone Wars'' is supposed to be a continuation to the TV series created by Genndy Tartakovsky in 2003, the same guy that did ''Samurai Jack,'' ''Dexter's Laboratory,'' and ''Hotel Transylvania''. Though he did not have any control with this movie, Lucasfilm, however, did full commitment to fuck that TV show up, and make it worse. ''The Clone Wars'' was a TV show that took place between the events of ''Attack of the Clones'' and ''Revenge of the Sith''; even the show ironically aired on Cartoon Network in the years between these movies; and it's a story of how Obi-Wan and Anakin hunt down the clones that would search the jedi knights. So instead of 20th Century Fox, which distributed Lucasfilm's ''Star Wars'' movies prior to 2012, saying yes, Warner Bros. took control of distribution, which explains why Cartoon Network and Warner Bros. are owned by TimeWarner. But is it funny that TimeWarner and Disney are rivals with DC and Marvel? But hey, the mouse can take control of something extraordinary, while the carrot-munching rabbit can make audience feel mixed with a lot of things.

So the movie opens up like a '40s newsreel. There are clones all over, and the death star is about to be built. We then see Anakin teaching. It goes nowhere.

{{inprogress}}

The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Starwarsclonewars

2015-12-15T17:46:10Z

TheValentineBros: Created page with "I know this month, I should review more Christmas movies, but what the fuck, ''The Force Awakens'' is coming out in a couple of days (as I'm writing this), so I guess I'll hav..."

The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2015-12-15T17:34:05Z

TheValentineBros: /* Season 2: 2014-TBA */

Hey kids. [[User:TheValentineBros|TheValentineBros]] here. Today I have a special treat. I'm going to review the worst movies I can ever see since mostly everybody on the internet are doing so. So with that in mind, let's start 2013 with a selection of bad movies for me to review!

Also, send requests, and I'll pay cash. Seriously, those balls ain't gon' suck themselves.

==Episodes==
===Season 1: 2013-2014===
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Bratz|Bratz the Movie]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Ratatoing|Ratatoing]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Nukie|Nukie]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Macandme|Mac & Me]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jasonx|Jason X]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Christmasstory2|A Christmas Story 2]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Lastairbender|The Last Airbender]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/41yearold|The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It]]''

===Season 2: 2014-TBA===
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Catinthehat|The Cat in the Hat]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Blackswan|Black Swan]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Rockofages|Rock of Ages]]'' (requested episode)
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Coolcat|Cool Cat Saves the Kids]]''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Inappropriatecomedy|InAPPropriate Comedy]]'' (requested episode)
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/santaclausandicecreambunny|Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny]]'' '''NEW!'''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Savingchristmas|Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Starwarsclonewars|Star Wars: The Clone Wars]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Jibglealltheway|Jingle All the Way]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Unfriended|Unfriended]]'' '''COMING SOON!'''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Scorpionking|The Scorpion King]]'' (requested episode) '''IN PROGRESS!'''
*''[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Serbianfilm|A Serbian Film]]'' (requested episode) '''COMING SOON, NIGGA!'''

==Requests==
*[[The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Request|Click on it to drop your requests for me to review!]]

==Sequel==
*[[The Bastard's Favorite Movies]]

Barry Bird Emails/million dollars

2015-12-15T16:57:44Z

TheValentineBros: /* Transcript */

'''summary:''' Barry gets a million dollars.

'''CAST:''' Barry Bird

'''Scene:''' Computer Room

'''Page Title:''' Compyman

'''Date:''' December 14, 2015

==Transcript==
'''BARRY BIRD:''' ''{singing while typing "bbemails.exe"}'' If you like to email, I know that I'm your man! You check some, you spam some, it's always the same to me!

<blockquote class=barrybird>
<div>Subject: hi barty</div>
bartty bird,<br>
i have million of dollar waiting for you.<br>
please come collect it at 1673 mayfield way.<br>
you will love this. i guarantee it.<br>
-the amazing million man
</blockquote>

'''BARRY BIRD:''' ''{types}'' Um, gee. I know that this is not a scam. Though I doubt it is, since you spelt my name... right! Wow. I'm actually surprised. Though my uncle's name was Barty. I go by the name of Spartacus. ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' But yeah, I guess I gotta go to the bank right now, and get the million dollars I wanted. Sheeyit, Boss Boo only paid me to burn kittens. ''{random cat meows offscreen}'' Shut the hell up! But yeah, off I go. ''{leaves the computer room}''

''{scene cuts to downtown, Barry Bird, Frankly Frank, Really Reilly, and Sobot are seen drinking beer, finding Mayfield Way}''

'''BARRY BIRD:''' Okay guys, now all we gotta do is find the Amazing Million Man, and beat the fucking shit out of him till he cums blood and stuff.

'''SOBOT:''' Haven't you done it before?

'''BARRY BIRD:''' ''{looking puzzled}'' What? Do you? Mean?

'''SOBOT:''' Well, I calculated the time we've been to Mexico, and did the same with some kawaii Mexican guy drinking tequila while owning his series of anime waifus.

'''BARRY BIRD:''' ''{sexually fantasizes}'' Oh yeah, now that's all I need.

'''FRANKLY FRANK:''' Dude, are you gay?

'''BARRY BIRD:''' Always happy.

'''REALLY REILLY:''' Um, should we snap him out of this, Frank?

'''FRANKLY FRANK:''' ''{thinks for 3 seconds only to say something afterwards}'' Nah.

'''SOBOT:''' ''{looks at the Mayfield Way bank building, gasps}'' I found the building! Let's destroy the shit out of it, so that we could get some money!

'''BARRY BIRD:''' ''{snaps back to normal}'' Oh right. Well, not so fast, Sobot. In order to destroy the piece of crap, we gotta find the piece of crap person.

'''SOBOT:''' Um...

'''REALLY REILLY:''' Let's just go with it, Sobot.

{{inprogress}}

Barry Bird Emails

2015-12-15T03:16:21Z

TheValentineBros: /* List of Episodes */

[[image:barrybirdemailstitlecard.png|thumb}Email this fucker.]]

WELCOME TO BARRY BIRD EMAILS!

he flies by emailing by putting the mail in emailing!

just keep sending me emails and then I will continue. Got it? Kewl!

'''UPDATE AS OF 6/2/15:''' The email show is still continuing. Wow, so much hiatus. Well, anyway, send me more emails, pls. k thanks bye.

==Inbox==
{{paper|[[Barry Bird Emails/inbox|Click here to Email Barry Bird]]|at bbemail@clamburger.org}}

==List of Episodes==
<blockquote class=barrybird>
<div>Subject: List of Episodes</div>
Season 1: The Short Beginning (June 2011-January 2014)
# [[Barry Bird Emails/life|life]]
# [[Barry Bird Emails/frenchman|frenchman]]
# [[Barry Bird Emails/crime and punishment|crime and punishment]]
# [[Barry Bird Emails/brawl|brawl]]
# [[Barry Bird Emails/jam|jam]]

Season 2: The Idiocy Continues (October 2015-present)
# [[Barry Bird Emails/trick or treat|trick or treat]]
# [[Barry Bird Emails/bbemail_7|bbemail_7]]
# [[Barry Bird Emails/sellout|sellout]]
# [[Barry Bird Emails/internet critic|internet critic]] '''NEW!'''
# [[Barry Bird Emails/million dollars|million dollars]] '''IN PROGRESS!'''
# [[Barry Bird Emails/family tradition|family tradition]] '''COMING SOON!'''
# [[Barry Bird Emails/convention|convention]] '''COMING SOON!'''
# [[Barry Bird Emails/compyman's last stand|compyman's last stand]] '''COMING SOON!! I MEAN, HOLY SHIT!!!'''
</blockquote>

==Characters==
<gallery>
image:barrybird-1.png|T3h b055 m8s! Barry Bird
image:bossboo.png|Or this one. Boss Boo
image:reallyreilly.png|O RLY Reilly? Really Reilly
image:franklyfrank.png|Frankly my dear, I don't give a Frank. Frankly Frank
</gallery>

==Computers==
===Compyman===
[[image:compyman.png|420px]]

the compyman is a computer that runs for cookies and cupcakes. Ended in ''compyman's last stand.''

===Slappy 590===
[[image:slappy590.png|420px]]

Slappy 590, the new computer, which is not a lappy. Started in ''compyman's last stand.''

Barry Bird Emails/million dollars

2015-12-15T03:14:26Z

TheValentineBros: /* Transcript */

Barry Bird Emails/bbemail 7

2015-12-14T23:53:47Z

TheValentineBros:

'''summary:''' The lost episode features Barry Bird in his self-righteous suicide. Contains horror elements not suited for +13. Viewer discretion is ''STRONGLY'' advised. You have been warned.

'''CAST:''' Barry Bird, Really Reilly, Announcer, Hayley Smith

'''Scene:''' Computer Room

'''Page Title:''' Compyman

'''Date:''' November 7, 2015

==Transcript==
'''BARRY BIRD:''' ''{typing "barrybirdemails.exe" while singing}'' Check emails! Check emails inside! I can't emails! Check emails inside! Save me! Send me stuff and save me from the dark!

<blockquote class=barrybird>
<div>Subject: Hello</div>
How's it goin' Barry,<br>
<br>
I'm a hippie, and I'm interested to hear<br>
about your thoughts on the upcoming Woodstock<br>
concert coming up next year.<br>
<br>
Thanks,<br>
Joel
</blockquote>

'''BARRY:''' Okay, first problem, your name doesn't sound ''{ahem}'' groovy ''{pause}'' as a hippie name. Shouldn't it be Joey? ''{replaces Joel's L with a Y}'' And what the hell is up with "thanks?" What ever happened to ''{replaces "thanks" with}'' peace, or ''{replaces "peace" with}'' recycle, or ''{replaces "recycle" with}'' how ba-a-a-ad can I be? Heh, you call yourself a hippie? Let me just say, FUCK HIPPIES! THEY DESERVE TO-

''{scene cuts to the words saying, "CENSORED BY THE FCC, MUTHAFUCKAZ!"}''

==Easter Egg==
*At the end, click on "MUTHAFUCKAZ" to see an extra scene.

===Transcript===
''{scene cuts to a press conference with Barry Bird and Really Reilly}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Mr. Barry Bird. Can you explain how your episode was so offensive that it drove America to tears.

'''BARRY:''' ''{breathes, then pauses for 2 seconds}'' Hang on.

'''REALLY REILLY:''' ''{whispers to Barry's ear}''

'''BARRY:''' Um... ''{clears throat}'' U fockin' wot m8?

''{crowd gasps}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Well I don't believe it. Tweets have been buzzing on this response to the most tragic email of the year!

'''HAYLEY SMITH:''' ''{offscreen}'' Even I'm shocked to hear that shit!

''{the paper comes down}''

{{paper|[[Barry Bird Emails/inbox|Click here to Email Barry Bird]]|at bbemail@clamburger.org}}

==Fun Facts==
*This could be a direct ripoff of [[hrwiki:sb_email 22|the lost Strong Bad Email]].
*The intro song is a parody of ''[[wikipedia:Bring Me to Life|Bring Me to Life]]'' by [[wikipedia:Evanescence (band)|Evanescence]]
*[[wikipedia:Woodstock|Woodstock]] is a concert and gathering for the hippie demographic.
**There is no Woodstock concert in 2016. I mean, we all know how Woodstock '99 happened, amirite?
*''How Bad Can I Be'' is one of the musical numbers used in the 2012 animated film adaptation of ''[[wikipedia:The Lorax (film)|The Lorax]]''.
*[http://americandad.wikia.com/wiki/Hayley_Smith Hayley Smith] is a 19-year-old liberal hippie daughter of Stan in the TV show, ''[[wikipedia:American Dad!|American Dad!]]''.
**She's also my waifu. No joke!

Barry Bird Emails

2015-12-14T23:49:10Z

TheValentineBros: /* List of Episodes */

[[image:barrybirdemailstitlecard.png|thumb}Email this fucker.]]

WELCOME TO BARRY BIRD EMAILS!

he flies by emailing by putting the mail in emailing!

just keep sending me emails and then I will continue. Got it? Kewl!

'''UPDATE AS OF 6/2/15:''' The email show is still continuing. Wow, so much hiatus. Well, anyway, send me more emails, pls. k thanks bye.

==Inbox==
{{paper|[[Barry Bird Emails/inbox|Click here to Email Barry Bird]]|at bbemail@clamburger.org}}

==List of Episodes==
<blockquote class=barrybird>
<div>Subject: List of Episodes</div>
Season 1: The Short Beginning (June 2011-January 2014)
# [[Barry Bird Emails/life|life]]
# [[Barry Bird Emails/frenchman|frenchman]]
# [[Barry Bird Emails/crime and punishment|crime and punishment]]
# [[Barry Bird Emails/brawl|brawl]]
# [[Barry Bird Emails/jam|jam]]

Season 2: The Idiocy Continues (October 2015-present)
# [[Barry Bird Emails/trick or treat|trick or treat]]
# [[Barry Bird Emails/bbemail_7|bbemail_7]]
# [[Barry Bird Emails/sellout|sellout]]
# [[Barry Bird Emails/internet critic|internet critic]] '''NEW!'''
# [[Barry Bird Emails/million dollars|million dollars]] '''IN PROGRESS!'''
# [[Barry Bird Emails/family tradition|family tradition]] '''COMING SOON!'''
# [[Barry Bird Emails/compyman's last stand|compyman's last stand]] '''COMING SOON!! I MEAN, HOLY SHIT!!!'''
</blockquote>

==Characters==
<gallery>
image:barrybird-1.png|T3h b055 m8s! Barry Bird
image:bossboo.png|Or this one. Boss Boo
image:reallyreilly.png|O RLY Reilly? Really Reilly
image:franklyfrank.png|Frankly my dear, I don't give a Frank. Frankly Frank
</gallery>

==Computers==
===Compyman===
[[image:compyman.png|420px]]

the compyman is a computer that runs for cookies and cupcakes. Ended in ''compyman's last stand.''

===Slappy 590===
[[image:slappy590.png|420px]]

Slappy 590, the new computer, which is not a lappy. Started in ''compyman's last stand.''

Barry Bird Emails/million dollars

2015-12-14T23:48:56Z

TheValentineBros: Created page with "'''summary:''' Barry gets a million dollars. '''CAST:''' Barry Bird '''Scene:''' Computer Room '''Page Title:''' Compyman '''Date:''' December 14, 2015 ==Transcript== '''..."

The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2015-12-13T03:11:25Z

TheValentineBros: /* Season 2: 2014-TBA */

The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Savingchristmas

2015-12-12T18:11:14Z

TheValentineBros: Created page with "Two Christmas movies in a row? Sweet. Now, here's a reason why Atheists exist. ''Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas'' is a propaganda Christian piece from Kirk Cameron, and guess..."

Two Christmas movies in a row? Sweet. Now, here's a reason why Atheists exist. ''Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas'' is a propaganda Christian piece from Kirk Cameron, and guess what, it's what happens when Tyler Perry is white, which doesn't say anything, because both these guys are the reasons why the world has Atheists.

Now, before we start, I want to welcome you to my segment, "Did You Know TVB?" and this is a segment where I talk about personal things of myself. So with that said, let me just say that I am an Atheist, though I was born in a Jewish family, even though my dad is Catholic. And I don't really celebrate Christmas, but I do appreciate the holiday. And whether you believe in Santa, or you think Jesus was born that day, I respect your beliefs. The reason I bring this up is because I wanted to say that I don't have anything against religion, or even Christianity, no matter who made this slanderous movie. ''Saving Christmas'' is a movie made for stupid people, by stupid people.

{{inprogress}}

The Bastard Goes to the Movies

2015-12-12T18:02:21Z

TheValentineBros: /* Season 2: 2014-TBA */

The Bastard Goes to the Movies/santaclausandicecreambunny

2015-12-12T18:02:04Z

TheValentineBros: TheValentineBros moved page The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny to The Bastard Goes to the Movies/santaclausandicecreambunny

Christmas is here once again, so I'm now gonna shine a rotten fruitcake. The year was 1971, and that was the time when Santa Claus met the Ice Cream Bunny. I really feel bad right now. I just feel like I'm about to vomit.

Because if there is one thing ''A Nightmare Before Christmas'' taught us, it's the fact that crossovers with Christmas and other Holidays might be a little tricky. Case in point, the Easter Bunny. Okay, technically, he's not the Easter Bunny, it's the "Ice Cream" Bunny. But hey, let's give this turd to Krampus while we're at it; and yes, Krampus is my Jewish next door neighbor. But anyway, let's begin this shite.

The film opens with elves wrapping presents for the Santa to deliver for the kids, and OH MY COFFEE-DRINKING GOD, is this amateurish! But hey, if ''Manos: Hands of Fate'' could get away with, it's the thought of having the lowest budget ever possible. Just have annoying kids play the elves, and have Santa being portrayed by a fat pedophile, who looks like the Holiday precursor to Jerry Sandusky. So Santa flies to send everyone the gifts, only to the be stuck in a Florida beach. He cries so much, that a gathering of reindeers ran away. Well, what luck. The reindeers didn't want to be part of this trainwreck. So Santa cries even more, and- wait. What the fuck? Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn? Well, I did research, and it turned out that the same guy who did this movie, was originally shooting a Tom Sawyer movie. However, he decided to scrap that for this instead, for some odd reason. Hell, it looks like Huck is torturing the raccoon. Goddamnit! Now back to Cool Cat playing Santa.

I should mention that the pacing is slow. Not because the movie moves slower in terms of the plot, but it has a plothole, where kids place random animals to ride Santa's sleigh. Trust me, if there was a sequel for a Jewish audience, it'll probably be the Ice Cream Bunny Becomes a Rabbi. Speaking of, the kids call out the Ice Cream Bunny, which they could've done it earlier, but no, the plot has to move slow, so here we are. And the Ice Cream Bunny takes Santa. This is why Christmas is a shitty holiday!

So the kids dick around in the sleigh, only to have it disappear. Oh, and an added bonus, here's a Thumbelina movie. No, I'm not touching that one, but all you need to know is that these two movies were double billings to promote the Florida theme park, Pirate World, which has been closed down. Mainly it's because kids were molested in the theme park.

But what can I say, ''Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny'' is a movie for everyone. And when I mean by that, I mean it's a movie for everyone that should avoid. This is basically ''Cool Cat'' and ''Oogieloves'' of the Holiday season. Show this to your kids for Christmas, and they'll have nightmares. Unless, if you want to show this during Halloween, this could be the perfect horror movie for everyone.

Now if you'll excuse me, Krampus wanted his kosher cookies awhile ago before Hannukah started. Maybe then, I'll take him to Pirate World, just to have an orgy.

'''JOIN ME IN THE NEXT REVIEW!'''

'''HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM YOURS TRULY!'''

SANTA CLAUS AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY IS OWNED BY... I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT