https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=TheDenzel 2026-04-09T12:42:58Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.28.2 https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=User:TheDenzel&diff=178288 2012-06-28T04:41:53Z

<p>TheDenzel: </p> <hr /> <div>Well hey there buddy, it's me, TheDenzel! Not sure if anyone is ever going to read this, but I figured while I'm checking in I might as well post something new on my page. I'm currently 19, in college and working at an amusement park for the summer. Is quite fun. While I know this whole shebang isn't specifically for Homestar funtimes anymore, I still feel the need to pop in whenever I check to see if they've updated, which, just to all of our luck, they have not.<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> I'm not even sure if this wiki is considerably active anymore, but to anyone still aboard, I suggest that you continue to make the most of it before life and reality pulls you away completely. Also, don't ever do a purge. Purges suck and ruin things.<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> Also, PowerPoint and I are still in a committed relationship, with Photoshop as my mistress.<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> Also also, I don't know where any of it is anymore, but if anyone out there is looking for characters, feel free to use any of mine, free of charge! Just give me credit somewhere. I think you could find them all [[http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/TheDenzel%27s_PowerPoint_Creations here]]. If anyone needs the powerpoint files for anything, I believe I've managed to hang onto it all, so just ask and I'll see what I can do.</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=User:TheDenzel&diff=178287 2012-06-28T04:34:10Z

<p>TheDenzel: </p> <hr /> <div>Well hey there buddy, it's me, TheDenzel! Not sure if anyone is ever going to read this, but I figured while I'm checking in I might as well post something new on my page. I'm currently 19, in college and working at an amusement park for the summer. Is quite fun. While I know this whole shebang isn't specifically for Homestar funtimes anymore, I still feel the need to pop in whenever I check to see if they've updated, which, just to all of our luck, they have not.<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> I'm not even sure if this wiki is considerably active anymore, but to anyone still aboard, I suggest that you continue to make the most of it before life and reality pulls you away completely. Also, don't ever do a purge. Purges suck and ruin things.<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> Also, PowerPoint and I are still in a committed relationship, with Photoshop as my mistress.</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=User:TheDenzel&diff=178286 2012-06-28T04:33:53Z

<p>TheDenzel: </p> <hr /> <div>Well hey there buddy, it's me, TheDenzel! Not sure if anyone is ever going to read this, but I figured while I'm checking in I might as well post something new on my page. I'm currently 19, in college and working at an amusement park for the summer. Is quite fun. While I know this whole shebang isn't specifically for Homestar funtimes anymore, I still feel the need to pop in whenever I check to see if they've updated, which, just to all of our luck, they have not.<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> I'm not even sure if this wiki is considerably active anymore, but to anyone still aboard, I suggest that you continue to make the most of it before life and reality pulls you away completely. Also, don't ever do a purge. Purges suck and ruin things.<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> Also, PowerPoint and I are still in a committed relationship, with Photoshop as my mistress.</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=User:TheDenzel&diff=167571 2010-09-12T23:36:28Z

<p>TheDenzel: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;&lt;font size=35&gt;'''DUN DUN DUNNNN'''&lt;/font size&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br/&gt;<br /> Somewhere out in the universe, sits a 17 year old kid tapping away at an iPod onto a website that used to serve second to another website which was created as a creative alternative to a much more elaborate and organized website dedicated towards the documentation of a once active Internet cartoon. How this particular teenager ended up at such a website is a very long story, but for whatever reason he is feeling very nostalgic and feels the need to write something on his once active userpage. <br /> <br /> It's only fitting that he posts a mere 22 days before the 4th anniversary of his finding of that very elaborate website which lead him to another, and finally to here. He finds this pretty darn cool.</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Adventures_in_The_Woo&diff=145659 2009-09-27T03:45:27Z

<p>TheDenzel: </p> <hr /> <div>woo tang clan<br /> <br /> also I am yessing this so hard right now -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 08:02, 24 June 2009 (UTC)<br /> <br /> why is bluebry a piece of broccoli {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:24, 24 June 2009 (UTC)<br /> <br /> are all users joining in? {{User:StrongRad/sig}}<br /> :No, you cannot be in this {{User:The Noid/sig}} 02:13, 25 June 2009 (UTC)<br /> ::I'll probably add more characters once the comic actually get moving. As for now, though, the first few are the true main characters, and other users will jump in and out of the story depending on what's going on. --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 04:37, 25 June 2009 (UTC)<br /> :::In case you add me, can you note that Mark (looks similar to SR) is a jerk with a heart of gold? {{User:StrongRad/sig}}<br /> ::::I sound like a richard saying this but this is Denzel's fiction and if you're gonna give him ideas you should at least do it so you don't sound like your word has to be law {{User:The Noid/sig}} 03:48, 26 June 2009 (UTC)<br /> :::::Taken care of. {{User:StrongRad/sig}} P.S. Ain't nothin gonna break my stride, Nobody gonna slow me down, Oh no, I gotta keep on movin...<br /> :If I'm added, can I have various parts chopped off of me each appearance? Or, at least, have a cameo and then instantly get killed? Honestly, I just want to see how TD would draw me in this style. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 04:14, 26 June 2009 (UTC)<br /> ::If I do end up putting more users in, which I likely will, I'd really like to be able to choose how each character acts and interacts. I mean, Bry is nearly completely different from Bluebry and he had no say, so don't be surprised if I use ''you'' as something completely opposite of how you actually are. --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 17:48, 26 June 2009 (UTC)<br /> :::I'm fine with that. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:44, 26 June 2009 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Denzy make this already {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}<br /> :Leave him alone. He'll do it when he's ready. {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:54, 24 September 2009 (UTC)<br /> ::Grumble grumble procrastination grumble... --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 03:45, 27 September 2009 (UTC)</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=File:WooShaur.png&diff=139129 2009-06-24T17:38:43Z

<p>TheDenzel: Adventures in The Woo</p> <hr /> <div>[[Adventures in The Woo]]</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=File:WooGavin.png&diff=139125 2009-06-24T17:18:59Z

<p>TheDenzel: Adventures in The Woo</p> <hr /> <div>[[Adventures in The Woo]]</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=File:WooNoid.png&diff=139120 2009-06-24T16:39:52Z

<p>TheDenzel: Adventures in The Woo</p> <hr /> <div>[[Adventures in The Woo]]</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=File:WooBrooks.png&diff=139119 2009-06-24T16:39:39Z

<p>TheDenzel: Adventures in The Woo</p> <hr /> <div>[[Adventures in The Woo]]</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=File:WooSkully.png&diff=139109 2009-06-24T06:33:18Z

<p>TheDenzel: Adventures in The Woo</p> <hr /> <div>[[Adventures in The Woo]]</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=File:WooNacho.png&diff=139108 2009-06-24T06:33:02Z

<p>TheDenzel: Adventures in The Woo</p> <hr /> <div>[[Adventures in The Woo]]</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=File:WooBry.png&diff=139107 2009-06-24T06:32:42Z

<p>TheDenzel: Adventures in The Woo</p> <hr /> <div>[[Adventures in The Woo]]</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=File:WooDenzel.png&diff=139106 2009-06-24T06:32:18Z

<p>TheDenzel: Adventures in The Woo</p> <hr /> <div>[[Adventures in The Woo]]</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Adventures_in_The_Woo&diff=139100 2009-06-24T06:04:37Z

<p>TheDenzel: /* Links */</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;<br /> http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j189/HomestarMaximum/banner1.png<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;I&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;n a land far from here, there once was a town known simply as &quot;Harfweeky.&quot; It was a glorious town, and the townspeople were constantly happy and bright. That was, until one day.'''&lt;br/&gt;<br /> :'''A dark cloud hung over the town, frightening the townspeople. One by one, more and more horrible creatures fell from the cloud, poisoning it with their horrible ways and nonsense. The battle for peace raged on for years, when finally, the leaders settled on an plan.'''&lt;br/&gt;<br /> '''The townspeople fled from their homes and closed off there once glorious town, hoping to one day return again. A new town was found and soon became the new temporary home of the people, until such a day that they could resume their old lives once more. This land, was known as &quot;The Woo.&quot;'''&lt;br/&gt;<br /> :'''Decades later, it was nearly time to return home. The people had waited long enough, and their old home was near completion. But something was terribly wrong. A new dark cloud hung silently over The Woo. The citizens feared that again, horrible creatures would fall from it and again corrupt their home of Harfweeky. Something had to be done.'''&lt;br/&gt;<br /> '''A small group of heroes set out to destroy the cloud, and bring final peace to their world. They were small and sheepish, and still the only hope left for survival.'''&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;'''This is their story...'''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;''Join Denzel, Bry, Nacho and others as they fight their way through the forces of evil and save The Woo and most importantly, Harfweeky.''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;''More soon!''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Links ==<br /> *[[/Characters|Characters]]</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=TheDenzel%27s_Interview_Show/NachoMan&diff=138995 2009-06-22T20:17:36Z

<p>TheDenzel: /* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> TheDenzel interviews [[User:NachoMan|NachoMan]]<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Hey there, everybody. Welcome to TheDenzel's Interview Show, your home for non-stop shopping deals. Today we have NachoMan on the show. Welcome aboard, Nacho.<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' ''{cannot be seen}'' Thank you, Denz.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{confused}'' Wh.. where are you?<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' Down here, ya morice!<br /> <br /> ''{A little Jaro with a cape hops up from behind the desk. He lands on top and lays down.}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Oh wow. So you're actually a Jaro?<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' Of course. As the greatest person of all time, I needed an avatar that represented my awesomeness.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Ah. So why'd you go with the name NachoMan?<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' ''{smugly}'' Well, I think this flashback will explain that!<br /> <br /> ''{flashback to young nachoman wearing a diaper at a computer}''<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN AS A BABY:''' COOKIE<br /> <br /> ''{young nachoman types gibberish on the computer. The flashback ends.}''<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' So obviously, I picked NachoMan because I am a superhero who.. likes nachos.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Hmm. Well it's good to know the studio's flashback monitor is still in tact. So, tell me, NachoMan, what's new with you?<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' Well, nothing much really. I have recently gone back to writing &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[http://www.fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/Other_Character_Email_Jaro Jaro Emails]&lt;/span&gt;.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' And how is that going?<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' Amazing. I advise you to go read them right now.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ...No. Just tell me about them.<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' Fine. It's basically Jaro and his friends. And they check email.<br /> <br /> ''{pause}''<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' ''{close up}'' THE MINIONS OF A SINISTER MAN, A STICK FIGURE AND A PIRATE ARE GOING THROUGH THE TIME STREAM TRYING TO DESTROY THE FINAL HOPE FOR THE UNIVERSE, NAY, ALL UNIVERSES IN THE MULTIVERSE.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Ehh. Sounds a little dull. What else do you got?<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' Well there's this one email where they need to buy a car is that exciting<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Wait, so you're literally not involved in anything else on the wiki?<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' Uhh.... I draw stuff sometimes... Does being a mod count as anything else??<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, what sort of stuff do you draw?<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' I draw users. Remember? I drew you as a soul man!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Oh right. Right. What made you start making those in the first place?<br /> &lt;!--I like to pretend I don't know what you're talking about--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' Well, at first I drew some intentionally bad pictures of some users for some thread on the forum, which eventually crept over here. Over time, the quality of them began to increase until I started doing very exaggerated and sometimes &quot;creepy&quot; artwork. &lt;!-- I ''don't'' know what I'm talking about. --&gt;<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Which one of your drawings is your favorite?<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' Oh, I love them all the same! They're like my children.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' But if you had one extra Christmas present to give, and all the children already had equal amounts, which one would you secretly give it to after the others had already gone to sleep?<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' I would keep it for myself.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, which one was the most difficult for you to make?</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=TheDenzel%27s_Interview_Show/Original_Bluebry_muffin&diff=138968 2009-06-22T19:43:03Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with '== TheDenzel's Interview with Bluebry muffin == '''THEDENZEL:''' Hello. Welcome to TheDenzel's Interview Show. Today's interview is with the master of gr...'</p> <hr /> <div>== TheDenzel's Interview with [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Hello. Welcome to TheDenzel's Interview Show. Today's interview is with the master of grey, Bluebry muffin. Glad to have you here, Bluebry!<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' It's good to not be on fire, TheDenzel.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay, as I said before, you're the master of grey. What's up with that?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' I enjoy the color grey. It's mainly because I have no favorite color, and I like to think of myself as a VERY boring person. Grey perfectly displays boring...ness.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, whatever floats your boat. Anyway, it seems you like to create transcripts and fanfics, why is that?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' I'm more of a writey kinda guy than a gamey/picturey kinda guy. It's something that won't need a ton of updates and it allows me to pursue other, completely different projects.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Which one of your fanfics is your favorite?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' They're like my children: I'm indifferent to them all! But if I had to play favorites, I'd have to say... my newest one, [[Homestar and Friend]].<br /> <br /> '''VOICE:''' READ NOW!<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Mainly, it's because the story has a message. Which I have yet to understand. But it's in there alright!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What inspired you to write it?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' This stapler on my desk.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{pauses}'' A stapler?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Yes. TOUCH MY STAPLER! FEEL THE METAL GOODNESS. ''{holds out stapler}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' No thanks. But seriously. A stapler inspired you? How so?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' I thought &quot;Hey, what if I made friends with that stapler&quot;, and it snowballed from there.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Do you commonly talk with inanimate objects?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Why?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' For fun.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Soooo. If I were to hold up this pencil sharpener ''(hold up pencil sharpener}'', would you talk to it?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Well not with YOU in the room. You'd think I'm crazy.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{mumbling}'' I already do. ''{stops mumbling}'' Sooo. If I were to leave the room, you would talk to it?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' No, I don't think we share the same interests. I'd probably play Tetris on my phone.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Why Tetris? Don't you have any better games?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Are you saying Tetris is bad? ARE YOU?! GO SIT IN THE CORNER!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Hey! This is my show! Pac Man is better anyway! But why tetris?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Denzel, are we in the corner? ARE WE?! ''{points to corner}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' I AM NOT DENZEL!!! THIS IS MY INTERVIEW SHOW!! AHHH! ''{throws pencil sharpener at Bluebry}'' Sorry 'bout that. Let's go on to the next question. Apparently someone here is a bit touchy about the subject of Tetris. Anyway, about your username. Bluebry muffin. Is there some sort of inside joke behind that?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' ''{picks up '''''THE'''''Denzel and places him in the corner}'' Much better. Anyway, yes, a bit. I decided to join the knowledge base at a bad time; basically, when everything was shut down and new accounts couldn't be registered (IPs couldn't edit too). So, I searched around and bookmarked the pages I would edit when I was able to join. Well, I came across the [[HRWiki:Experimental Film|Experimental Film]] page and learned there was a hidden commentary. You see, at the time, commentaries were known as Director Chats. New DVD with Director Chat, they'd say. Oh those were the good days. Back then, we didn't have this stupid green money we do NOW (or, at least here in the States). We had white money, printed on paper. No one liked it because if it went through the wash, it was a giant wad of wet paper. So, we called 'em Wet Papers. I'd walk into a soda shop, put down my yellow fedora, which was the style at the time, and ask for a milkshake. &quot;Gimme two Wet Papers&quot;, he'd say. And then I'd leave and most likely go home to watch some good ol' fashioned TV. And back then, good ol' fashioned TV was a ball and cup game with the gal from I Love Lucy on it. The kids love'd 'em. But I remember how I got my name. Back then, you had to have two names for a username, 'cause hippies thought it was peaceful. Anyway, while listening to the Experimental Film Director Chat, Homestar said the words &quot;Bluebry muffin&quot;. And I loved muffins. Or as we called 'em back then, Soft Tops. You'd walk into a bakery and two Soft Tops cost only one dollar. Or as we called [dollars], Wet Papers. Have I ever told you why? It's 'cause back then, it rained so much people liked to call things wet names. And I was going to do Bluebry Soft Top, but the hippies still wanted their two names or they'd peacefully use force to stop me. So, I had to go with muffin. So, I hope that answers your question.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{getting up from corner}'' Whoa! That was a lot longer than I expected. Well, you seem to have taken up a lot of time here. It's almost time to end. Would you like to say something before we go? Perhaps an apology for placing me IN THE CORNER???<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Apology? No way. Here's my last statement.<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Hello kids. I'd like to say that even though Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 2: the Sith Lords is glitchy, try not to make these glitches seem so bad. It's a really good game. They can actually get kinda funny, if you think about it. So keep on playing. And remember - don't milk, stay in bully, and drink your school. No, that's not it... oh well. You guys know what I meant. And now, for my exit. MWA HA HA HA! ''{throughs a small capsule to the ground. Smoke arises and when it clears, Bluebry has disappeared.}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Find then, I guess you get no handshake. ''{to audience}'' This has been another interview from TheDenzel's interview show. Good night everybody.<br /> <br /> ''{end}''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=TheDenzel%27s_Interview_Show/Original_Markie%26Burnbox&diff=138967 2009-06-22T19:41:02Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with '== TheDenzel's Interview With Markie&amp;Burnbox == '''THEDENZEL:''' This is TheDenzel and your watching, TheDenzel's Interview Show. Today we'll be intervie...'</p> <hr /> <div>== TheDenzel's Interview With [[User:Markie&amp;BurnBox|Markie&amp;Burnbox]] ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' This is TheDenzel and your watching, TheDenzel's Interview Show. Today we'll be interviewing Markie&amp;BurnBox. Welcome to the show, Markie&amp;BurnBox.<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' ''{shakes Denzel's hand}'' Markie...<br /> <br /> '''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' ''{shakes Denzel's other hand with some claw}'' ...and BurnBox.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Whoa! What? I'm interviewing two users at once?<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' Using the same computer, if that counts.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Wait, in real life are there two of you?<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' ...this ''is'' real life. And yes, there are one of me. So basically there's just one person.<br /> <br /> '''BURNBOX:''' Uh, Markie-<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' YOU DON'T COUNT AS A PERSON, BOOMBOX MAN.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' But, why two people?<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' Well, BurninatorBoombox was a nickname I used to join the original HRWiki back in 2004. Then I made the scrap guy after this nickname and joined the more convenient Fanstuff Wiki for some cookies and punch.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What's up with the name? BurninatorBoombox?<br /> <br /> '''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' Trogdor. Ghetto Blastro. Combine the two to get a free coupon to heck.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Doesn't it get annoying having to write as two people?<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' Writing as two people comes naturally in my opinion. You see that every day in fanfiction, so why should my - uh, ''our'' - me and him - persona - be different?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What about Markie? Where'd that name come from?<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' My real name's Mark, last name seen somewhere else. They called me Markie when I was growing up, and the name stuck.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Have you ever thought about cutting out Burnbox? And just being Markie?<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' I've cut out BurnBox many times. And I'm just Markie now.<br /> <br /> '''BURNBOX:''' Nowadays I undergo solo projects that have no affiliation with Markie whatsoever. We do however, collaborate once in a while, but that's just that. We still share the same treehouse, the same toothbrush, the same sanity, etcetera.<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' BurninatorBoombox is really detachable. He's kind of forgettable, too.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Oh, okay. Moving on. Which of your fanstuffs is your favorite?<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' Personally, I liked my [[Markie &amp; BurninatorBoombox Emails]]...before I realized what a crappy job I was doing.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Why do you think they're crappy?<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' I'm gonna be honest with you here - my emails started to take on the quality of most OCE, WUE, and FCE emails I read today. And I hate to say it, but some of them are...lacking. Not utter crap, but lacking in awesome.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' It won FotW! How could it be lacking awesome?<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' Now that I think about it, I really screwed up the last few emails.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Anything we can expect to see in later emails?<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' Lots and lots of Homsar, I guess. ''If'' I manage to finish it, which I won't.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Why not?<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' I already answered that. It began to...lack.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' I don't mean to be rude, but it seems that you can't really keep up with fanstuff for very long. I mean, you have lots of stuff in your Hiatus and Dead sections. Why is that?<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' I want to do a variety of things. I never finish them, and I never found something I actually liked doing to actually qualify as my first or second real fanstuff.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Any chance of that ever changing?<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' Maybe. We'll see.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay then. You seem to be a pretty well known user. How long have you been on this fair wiki?<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' About a few days after its creation, at least for the Fanstuff Wiki. The early HRWiki I joined in 2004 to find strategy stuffs on Thy Dungeonman. I thought to myself, &quot;Hmmm, this is such an underrated website,&quot; and before you know it, ANOTHER UNDERRATED WEBSITE becomes LESS UNDERRATED and MORE OVERRATED. It's kind of a curse, actually. Just look what it did when I stumbled upon Neopets.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Neopets! Ew! ''{gags}'' Why do you like Neopets?<br /> <br /> '''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' He didn't imply that he endorses or condones the use of Neopets in any way, shape, form, or pancake. He quit that a few years back.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Wow! I'd forgotten you were here Burnbox! Say, Burnbox, how does it feel to be kind of a worthless sidekick to Markie here?<br /> <br /> '''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' I'm not really a sidekick. I'm more of a sideswipe. The more legal term would be &quot;bunkmate&quot;. We do our equal share of the work around our treehouseamabob.<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' For me, it's always washing the dishes, cleaning the jet plane, managing the laptop, tidying the room, and anything else aesthetic wise. BurnBox handles all the technical lawsuits and other legal matters brought upon us, because he's smart and not gangster-like.\<br /> <br /> '''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' We treat each other as if we were human individuals living under human circumstances. We're pretty much friends, except for when Markie drank fifteen cans of soda a few months back and forced me to shave the treehouse with a butter knife just before he lapsed into a coma.<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' I wasn't there when that happened! And I never told you to shave treehouses! Hair does not grow on trees, for Pete's sake! Especially creatures wearing hair!<br /> <br /> '''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' Well, yeah, that's what happens when I monitor your blood sugar levels and allow your intake of sugar-hyper. Maybe you should lay off the gummi snacks.<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' We had gummi snacks?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Guys! Well, we're almost outta time, anything you'd like to say to our viewers?<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' Uh, yeah. ''{clears throat}'' Fellow wikians! Please to be reading and criticizing the upcoming feature film [[The Homestar Runner and the Quest for the Epic Satyr]]! It was made on-site for thirty-five weeks with our crew of twenty and three, and it's not so magnificent! Again, please to be reading!<br /> <br /> '''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' And...that's it, I guess. Thank you, Denzel Washington for having us on your Snakes on a Plane festival. ''{shakes hand with claw}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Um. Mr. Washington's not here. I'm TheDenzel. I'm not Denzel Washington, or Jay Leno (as Strong Devon's called me). Oh well. Please having both of you here ''{shakes Markie's hand since he already shoow Burnbox's}'' ''{to audience}'' And thanks for watching. Good bye!<br /> <br /> ''{end}''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=TheDenzel%27s_Interview_Show/Original_Homsardude1&diff=138966 2009-06-22T19:40:19Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with '== TheDenzel's Interview With Homsardude1 == '''THEDENZEL:''' Welcome to all! This is TheDenzel with TheDenzel's Interview Show. Today's interview is target...'</p> <hr /> <div>== TheDenzel's Interview With [[User:Homsardude1|Homsardude1]] ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Welcome to all! This is TheDenzel with TheDenzel's Interview Show. Today's interview is targeted right at Homsardude1. Locked on! Welcome to the show!<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' What's crackin', homie?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Umm. Eggs? Anyway, on your userpage, you claim to quote: &quot;HATE JOSHUA&quot; and &quot;WORSHIP EKUL&quot;. Why is that?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' Because of the Award Icon Eyesore.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' But, you do realize that Ekul voted against the icons as well?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' No, um, anyway next question.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' You seem to be playing a lot of interactive games. Why do you like them so much?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' One word, video games. Oh CRAP, THAT WAS TWO!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Which one do you like the best?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' Without a doubt, CC: O.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' How come?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' I just like Cheat Commandos that much. Plus, I got my first Youtube video on.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What video?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYX0l6yTprg Here's the video]<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Cool. What show is that from?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' How come I've never heard of it?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' Probably because you don't watch Naruto.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Right. Makes sense to me! So, I take it that your a fan of Bobobo-bo Bobobo-bo?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' I'm obsessed withit. I'm even a member on multiple fansites, my favorite DailyRandomness.com<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Wait, is Bobowhatever a spinoff of Naruto?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' HECK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S IT'S OWN SERIES!!!!!!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' But... you said that I've never heard of Bobo The Clown &quot;probably because I don't watch Naruto.&quot; If it's not a spinoff, then how come I would've never heard of it?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' They air them on the same channel. Besideds, Naruto is action, and Bobobo is comedy. I even got some episodeds. ''{Takes out a chainsaw, and lights it on fire. He goes to destroy Naruto. He then comes back.}'' Okay, next question.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' I just wanna ask you a random question real quick. Which is better? This wiki? Or this wiki's forum?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' The wiki.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Good answer. Now, what about your &quot;to be deleted&quot; sprite comic, Stinko Up? Why is to &quot;to be deleted?&quot;<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' Mostly because I have NO time to make new comics, and it's a bit unoriginal.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Why? What's taking up your time?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' School, Yu-Gi-Oh, Bo-bobo, DailyRandomness.com. that sort of stuff.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What's your favorite thing to do at school?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' Recess.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well duh. What's your favorite (other than recess) subject at school?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' Okay, I don't want to get ''that'' personal.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''Ew''. Okay moving on. Ehem. I hate to be rude, but... do you have any working fanstuffs? I can't find any on your user page...<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' Thanks for reminding me to begin Kolkaryu Emails SEason 2!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Oh! I forgot about those. How's that been going?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' I've been a bit preoccupied with doing Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo stuff.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' If you could see anything happen to the email show, what would it be?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' Hmm, that's a tough one. I'd say they'd make Bobobo cameo.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Sheesh! You're really into Bobobo! What's this &quot;Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo stuff&quot; you mentioned earlier? <br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' A comedy anime, kinda' like Bonus /stage.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Oh. Okay then. Well, we're almost outta time here. Anything you'd like to say before we cut to commercial?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDUDE:''' Watch Naruto The Abridged Series, '''OR ELSE!'''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay then. ''{to audience}'' Please remember that TheDenzel's Interview Show is not responsible for any viewers ''else'd'' by not watching Naruto The Abridged Series. Thank you. ''{back to Homsardude}'' Well, thanks for bein' on the show Homsardude. ''{shakes his hand}'' You were a very fun interview. ''{back to audience}'' And thank you for watching TheDenzel's Interview Show. Thanks for stoppin' by! See ya!<br /> <br /> ''{end}''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=TheDenzel%27s_Interview_Show/Original_The_Joe&diff=138965 2009-06-22T19:39:36Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with '== TheDenzel's Interview With The Joe == '''THEDENZEL:''' Hello and welcome, everyone. This time, we'll be interviewing, the creator of [http://www.toastisnice....'</p> <hr /> <div>== TheDenzel's Interview With [[User:The Joe|The Joe]] ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Hello and welcome, everyone. This time, we'll be interviewing, the creator of [http://www.toastisnice.com/ toastisnice.com], The Joe. Welcome, The Joe!<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Good evening, sir.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Evening? It's 3:40pm! At least where I live! Anyway, let's talk about the already mentioned website. How long have you been running [http://www.toastisnice.com/ toastisnice.com]? <br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' I have honestly no idea. It's been going on since about late last summer, when me and a friend got KoolMoves, a third-party flash animation thing.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' How did you come up with the idea for... toast?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Well, me and my friend were stumped for ideas for a domain name, and we had just made an animation (A really terrible one; the first one I ever made) about toast. It just seemed to work, but the whole &quot;Toast&quot; theme soon lost it's momentum and the website simply became a place to put our animations or art.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Is there some backstory of the toast guy? He seems kind of evil.<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Nope. Just a random object we drew. Had to redo it too, because the original version was even worse.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What was this original animation about?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' A piece of toast eating pac-man. Nothing special, really. Just a sort of first flash test.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' It says on your user page, that your favorite authors are Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and Agatha Christie. Which one is your real favorite?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Prolly Douglas Adams. Issac Asimov rules science fiction, however.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Ah, so your a fan of HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Yup, I own all five books, watched the TV series twice, and played the video game. I didn't really like the movie, though. It was sorta disappointing. <br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Yah, I agree with you on that. It also says on your userpage that Super Sam made your username. How so?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Username creation was temporarily disabled when I tried to sign up, so he made it for me. Woohoo.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' When was the user creation disabled? I don't remember that.<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Of course you wouldn't remember, because you prolly didn't try to make a new username, but it was just for a little bit way back when.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Also, on the site, you have a toon about self esteem, or something like that. Where'd you get the idea for that?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' I just thought it would be hilarious to have a game show like that. The sad thing is, there's prolly one like that out there.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What's up with that Mr. Stench guy? How'd you come up with him?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Well, the character design is from a sketch my friend drew, and the name came from the random babblings of my cousin.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What about the other characters?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Most of them I just made up on the spot when I needed them, though some I made up as a little kid and refined.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What about The Hungry Chicken? Any story behind that?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Nope.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What? So you just kind of randomly thought it up?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Yup. It's pretty much based on everything you see at a normal restraunt. Sort of.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Soooooo. What? You just felt like making a sort of normal resteraunt?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Pretty much.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay then. What about Davy Jones' Locker? <br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' It was sorta inspired by Pirates of the caribbean two. Too bad the animation is so terrible. I might redo it.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Aww c'mon! What about the whole &quot;salad bar&quot; thing? There's gotta be something behind that!<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Uhm... Not really. Just a random way to end it.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Anything new that we can look forward to on the site?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' I'm working on a pretty big artsy thing that I talked about a little on the WF, that should be done soon.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What's it about?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' You'll see.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Not even a hint?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Nope. ;)<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well okay then. We're almost outta time here. Anything you'd like to say to the audience before we go?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Okay everyone, repeat my mantra. Haaaam. Haaaam.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Ham? Why Ham?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Haaaam.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Are you upsessed with ham or something?<br /> <br /> '''JOE:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Ooooookay then. Pleasure talking to you today. ''{shakes his hand}'' ''{to audience}'' And thanks to all of you for watching. Good bye for now!<br /> <br /> ''{End}''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=TheDenzel%27s_Interview_Show/Original_Homsar44withpie&diff=138964 2009-06-22T19:38:33Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with '== TheDenzel's Interview With Homsar44withpie == '''THEDENZEL:''' Hi, this is TheDenzel's Interview Show. Today's interview will be with Homsar44withpie...'</p> <hr /> <div>== TheDenzel's Interview With [[User:Homsar44withpie|Homsar44withpie]] ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Hi, this is TheDenzel's Interview Show. Today's interview will be with Homsar44withpie! How's it going, Homsar44withpie?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR44WITHPIE:''' ''{Chewing on baby}'' Just fine, &lt;s&gt;Danny&lt;/s&gt; TheDenzel.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay then, let's start with your award... ''{looks at it}'' Wow. It seems to be getting quite a lot of attention jsut because of the picture. Coach Z's butt. Disturbing. Where did you get that idea anyway?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR44WITHPIE:''' What's not to love about it? It's look like gelatin. You can poke it if you win it! <br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Jibleys! EW! Stop putting that picture in my head. I don't think anyone who won that award would actually go as far as to... poke it. Jibleys again! But seriously, why Coach Z's butt?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR44WITHPIE:''' Well, There's awards such as the eggs award, the golden capsule, which are all just things The Bothers Chips made, but they call it an award, by recoloring the picture. Plus, it's such a shiny butt! Who can resist? &lt;s&gt;WHO I ASK YOU!!!! ''{Jumps on TheDenzel}'' &lt;/s&gt; No, seriouly, who can resist to NOT poking it?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Um, I can think of at least a dozen people who can resist poking that... behind. Okay then, if you could see anything happen to your award, what would it be?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR44WITHPIE:''' Three words: Watching Joshua get third place. It getting more views, More nominations, Umm... Better awarding system? I think teh image is getting more views than teh award. Yes.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' How is that three words? That's... ''{counts words}'' 15 words! Wait... why do you want to see Joshua get third place?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR44WITHPIE:''' I've seen plently of other things that deserve more awards and views than his. Plus, he's not himself any more, like sysop powah took over him. Even though Stinkoman 20X6: Reloaded is grood, I don't think it's that good to win that many awards. In closing, Joshua and all his fanstuff is Spoiled.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Um. I've had my own conflicts with Joshua, sooooo. No comment. Okay, moving on! Your friends with [[User:MikeControl|MikeControl]] in real life. How long have you two known each other?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR44WITHPIE:''' Since fourth grade to me, since third grade to him. This is kinda embarassing, but I met him at a daycare. AT there, all teh time we rioted!RIOT! DOWN WITH MISS KELLY! WE WILL BURN COURTYARD TO DA GROUND! ''{calms down}'' Basically, we were teh riot team. Threw stuffs, Burned stuffs, ate stuffs, killed stuffs, umm... and broke stuffs. And now we are here today as simple people on (the) wiki.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Who is this &quot;Miss Kelly?&quot;<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR44WITHPIE:''' You know, &quot;The Man&quot;.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Wait. '''MISS''' Kelly is &quot;The '''MAN'''&quot;?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR44WITHPIE:''' &quot;The man&quot; means there the boss.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Right! I gotta get MikeControl in here to get more info on this &quot;Miss Kelly&quot;. But that's another interview. Anyway, moving on. You've recently started up a new sprite comic known as &quot;[[Tenderbread find!]]&quot;. What can we expect to see in later episodes?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR44WITHPIE:''' Well, I justy got a trial version of photoshop, and my dad's likes it, so he might get THE FULL VERSION!!! Which means better quality. And about the comic, I don't want to give away mush, but, I'm kinda gonna go with a thing that they go into the Astromund building, and get _____. Not gonna give away that mush!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Aww! C'mon! Give us a hint! <br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR44WITHPIE:''' There will be some &lt;s&gt;disaster!&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt; Friendship!&lt;/s&gt; Those are the choices, and you probably know which one.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Um... Disaster? How so?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR44WITHPIE:''' I'm giving too much away. But, The Astromunds were trying to protect a vidal peace a tenderbread. Stinkoman raids to get it, due to the contest. And the Astromunds only way of protecting it, is to blow the building up. You know too much now. &lt;s&gt;YOU SHALL BR TERMINATED!!! ''{Jumps on TheDenzel}'' &lt;/s&gt;<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' On your &quot;Things I Like&quot; page, it seems as if you hate quote: &quot;Bloody old people.&quot; Is this true?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSARDOllASIGN$WITHPIE:''' Well, What doesn't pwnz bloody old people? <br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Where did you get &quot;bloody old people&quot; from?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR44WITHPIE:''' I made it up. Where could anyone get &quot;Bloddy Old people&quot;?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Um. That's what I was asking you... Anyway, before we go, I have to ask you, Where'd you get your name from? Homsar44withpie? There's gotta be some sort of story behind that, right?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR44WITHPIE:''' Well, I'll tell ya. Homsar is, of course, my favorite character, so I has to put him on my name. Then, I felt like putting two random numbers. 44. But what kinda name is Homsar44? Yeah, a dumb one. So I hated pie, so might as well put withpie. But the true orgins of &quot;withpie&quot; is there's two characters. One is named Homsar44 and the other is Pie. So it's Homsar44withpie. And for undercover missions I have Homsar22withoutcake. Wow, I made a long paragraph of wonder!! <br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' That you did! We're almost outta time, anything you'd like to say before we go?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR44WIHTPIE:''' I never doubted that you weren't a Grody old spronge sir, mam. <br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, apparently you're doubting that I am a guy! ''{punches Homsar44withpie}'' Anyway, thanks for stoppin by, Homsar44with pie. You've been a really fun interview. ''{Shakes his hand}'' Sorry for the punch. ''{to audience}'' And thank you for watching TheDenzel's Interview Show. Bye for now!<br /> <br /> ''{Homsar44withpie runs out screaming}''<br /> <br /> ''{end}''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=TheDenzel%27s_Interview_Show/Original_Shwoo&diff=138963 2009-06-22T19:37:30Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with '== TheDenzel's Interview With Shwoo == '''THEDENZEL:''' Hello and welcome to TheDenzel's Interview Show. Today we'll be interviewing wiki user, Shwoo. Welcome to ...'</p> <hr /> <div>== TheDenzel's Interview With [[User:Shwoo|Shwoo]] ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Hello and welcome to TheDenzel's Interview Show. Today we'll be interviewing wiki user, Shwoo. Welcome to the show, Shwoo!<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' Hi!<br /> <br /> ''{Crickets chirp}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Sorry I took so long. Hows it going, Shwoo?<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' Pretty well. Stocks are up, stipes are down, no school for two weeks... Maybe I'll even get some fanstuff done this holidays.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Cool. Let's start with your FanFic, [[Reality is a Harsh Mistress]]. Can you briefly describe it to us?<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' Okay. The characters inexplicably turn into humans. Only Strong Bad and Homestar remember that they're really dumb animal characters. Everything works out in the end. It was mostly a lot of fun... mostly.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Where'd you get the idea?<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' There were a lot of pictures on DeviantArt that portrayed the characters as humans. I thought the designs were awesome and wanted to do something with them. The only design I don't really like is girly Strong Bad, because I don't understand how he looks anything like Strong Bad. But I don't like the fic that design's featured in either, so I guess it doesn't matter.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, I really liked your story. Any chance of a sequel?<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' Thanks. As to a sequel, probably not, unless I think of a really good idea. Sequels should be used sparingly, in my opinion. If I write another fic, it'll most likely be from one of other ten thousand ideas I have for stories.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, it seems you created, somewhat of a sequel with [[Fake Character Email Dan]]. How's that been going?<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' Okay, though I keep putting off working on the fourth one. I have nearly finished it now though. I made the thing because I liked the human world I made up for them, and also because I'd always wanted to do an email show.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Sooo, it's kind of like a spin-off of your original fan-fic?<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' Yeah, a spin-off. I really hope it's not boring and terrible.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{lying}'' I don't think I've ever seen a spin-off that's boring and terrible. ''{stop lying}'' But, honestly, I don't think the emails are bad. On your userpage, it seems that you enjoy doing gnome work. Why is that?<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' I don't know. I guess I just enjoy putting things in order. Which, as I also said on my userpage, is probably because I'm autistic.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' On your DeviantArt account, you've created a comic for American Idiot. Are you a fan of Green Day?<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' Yes, I own quite a few of their albums. I like American Idiot best, which I suppose makes me a poser, but their older stuff is good as well. The picture wasn't really a comic, by the way. It's just a picture of J as Jesus of Suburbia, and J as Saint Jimmy.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Have you heard of Weird Al's parody, Canadian Idiot?<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' Yeah, I've heard it a couple of times. My sister, who just spent a year in Canada, has it on her iPod. I like it. A lot of the stuff he says about Canada could also be applied to Australia.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Wow! A lot of Green Day fans are against that song! How does it also apply to Australia?<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' There are Green Day fans who don't like that song? I don't see a problem with it, it's just a funny song parody. And it makes fun of Canada about as much as Blame Canada from South Park does. It doesn't make fun of Canada, I mean. Anyway, here are some of the lines that also apply to Australia: &quot;I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed&quot;, &quot;Their stupid monopoly money&quot;, &quot;Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius&quot;. In Australia, Z is pronounced zed, money is all different colours, and we use Celcius.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What's the point of pronouncing Z as Zed? <br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' It's just how it's pronounced. From the fact that it's pronounced as zed in every English country except the US, I think zee is a corruption of zed.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Soooo, when you sing the alphabet, you sing: &quot;Q...r...s...t..u...v..w..x..y... and ''zed!''&quot;? That doesn't rhyme!<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' Yep. It sounds natural to me, but that's probably because I learnt when I was four. I suspect an American invented the alphabet song as well. maybe that's the person that changed it, so it would rhyme. Or not.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay then. I guess I'm just confused on how something like that can be different. Oh well, moving on. When did you first see Homestar Runner?<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' Thursday the 31st of August 2006. Don't ask me why I remember the date. I don't know. I'd heard of it before, but for some reason I'd decided not to watch it. So I started with the King of Town DVD and worked my way up. It got awesome pretty quickly.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' When did you come across the Fanstuff Wiki?<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' I don't remember, I suppose on the same day I looked at the Homestar Runner wiki. Early September. I guess I came here to look for good fanstuff. I remember watching the [[Imitation Strong Bad E-mails]] and being confused. It was so frustrating not to be able to find a single fanfic that captured the essence of the characters, I remember that.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, we're almost outta time, but before we go, I need to ask you something. Where'd you get the idea for your username. You don't see ''Shwoo'' that much anywhere!<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' It came from my first forum, which at the time was basically a place for a bunch of thirteen year old boys to mess around in. Well, I was still a girl, but the others were male. Back then I was Clanker. Anyway a couple of the others starting replying to everything with with &quot;coo&quot;, and then using a laughing emoticon. Then another guy joined, and started replying to everything with &quot;shweet&quot;. War was declared between the two made up words. Eventually, the two sides reached a compromise, and started saying &quot;shwoo&quot; all the time. My contribution to all this was to sit around telling them to stop being stupid, but I'm over that now. So that's where the word comes from. I've used it as my screen name since mid-2005 because I don't like the name &quot;Clanker&quot; much, and I don't want to see made up words go to waste. Also I kind of miss that forum.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Wow! A username that actually has a story behind it! You don't find many of those these days! Anything else you'd like to say before we cut?<br /> <br /> '''SHWOO:''' Not really... I guess I could implore everyone to vote for Reality is a Harsh mistress in Fanstuff of the Month, but I think that's going to win anyway. Thanks.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, this has been one of the quickest interviews I've done yet! Finished in one evening! Well, thanks for joining us today, Shwoo. ''{Shakes her hand}'' ''{to audience}'' And thank you for watching. Good night eveyone! I'm going to bed! <br /> <br /> ''{end}''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=TheDenzel%27s_Interview_Show/Original_Digimaster&diff=138955 2009-06-22T19:36:19Z

<p>TheDenzel: /* TheDenzel's Interview With Digimaster */</p> <hr /> <div>== TheDenzel's Interview With [[User:Digimaster|Digimaster]] ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Hello, and welcome to TheDenzel's Interview Show. Today, we'll be interviewing Digimaster. Glad to have you here, Digimaster.<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' Hello to you too Denzel.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' It's '''The'''Denzel. Anyway, let's start with your username. I take it that you like digimon. Is this true?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' Well I was, but not anymore and I've just kept the user name.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' That seems to happen to a lot of users. What made you stop liking digimon?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' Well mainly by Season 3 they stopped doing the same characters and storyline.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Oh, okay. [[The Really Cool Stuff Awards]] seems to be getting a lot of attention. You see the awards all over the wiki! Why do you think it's gotten so popular?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' I think it's because anything can enter, not just one type of fanstuff. Including your fanstuff, TheDenzel. <br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, that's good, cause I just nominate one of my awards. Do you have to nominate for your award or do you ever give out awards to people who didn't nominate?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' Well you can nominate for someone elses fanstuff. But if you don't nominate you get nothing.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Makes sense. If you could see anything new happen to the awards, what would it be?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' Not sure... maybe have a sysops enter there stuff on there.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Yah, I think that all awards want that to happen. Moving onto your sprite comic, [[Fake Character Sprite Comics/CoolGuy Runner|CoolGuy Runner]], where'd you get the idea for the character, CoolGuy Runner?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' Well I got the design from [[Homestar Dresser]]. But I changed the hat.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Is there anything we can expect for the comic? Such as plot twists, new characters?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' Well I'm hoping to make the new comic soon, I may add CoolGuy Runner's The Cheat but I'm having a little trouble with the sprite.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What about the plot? Anything new we can expect there?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' I won't give too much anyway but soon Homestar will get kidnapped.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' By whom??<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' That's all I'm going to tell you.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay then, if you insist. You have started up a massive text adventure called [[Super FCUSA Adventure]]. Tell us about that.<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' Well there not very good, I have to admit. I may ask to delete them.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Why do you think they're bad?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' Well most of the ones I've made are short and easy and I don't have enough time to make anymore. <br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' So what if they're easy! It doesn't mean they're bad. What's making you so busy, as to not finish them?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' Homework, exams and stuff.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Stuff? I think there's something you're not telling us. I got it! You're too busy because your always robbing banks and shopping mall, and then storing your ''booty'' in an abandoned cave near the southwest shores of the lost island of Digimasteron! Anything like that?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' Darn it TheDenzel you foiled my plan.... wait, no you didn't what you just said was just a bunch of random nonsense.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' I knew it- wait... did you just say I was wrong? Oh well. Anyway, outside the wiki, what do you do for fun?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' Where? You mean on the computer? Or not when I'm on the computer?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Just, in the real world!<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' Well I play basketball and golf.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Golf ''and'' basketball? Such an odd combination! Which do you like better?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER''' Basketball.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What's wrong with golf?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' Nothing, I just like basketball better.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Why?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' You get to move around with the ball rather than standing still.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Yah, that is more fun. Before we go, anything else you'd like to say to the audience?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' Kids... don't play Mario.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well there ya have it- Wait, what? Why no Mario?<br /> <br /> '''DIGIMASTER:''' He's an annoying Italian Plumber.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay. I seriously suggest that you [[User:TheDenzel/Templates|work for Bowser]]. Anyway, thanks for stopping by Digimaster. ''{shakes his hand}'' ''{To everyone}'' And thanks for watching TheDenzel's Interview Show. Goodbye for now!<br /> <br /> ''{end}''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=TheDenzel%27s_Interview_Show/Original_KickCheat&diff=138951 2009-06-22T19:35:03Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with '== TheDenzel's Interview With KickCheat == '''THEDENZEL:''' Hi, this is TheDenzel. For this episode of TheDenzel's Interview Show, I'll be interviewing KickCh...'</p> <hr /> <div>== TheDenzel's Interview With [[User:KickCheat|KickCheat]] ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Hi, this is TheDenzel. For this episode of TheDenzel's Interview Show, I'll be interviewing KickCheat. Welcome to the show, KickCheat!<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' Thanks TheDenzel!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' No problem! I interview all kinds! Now, on with the interview. Hmm, where to begin? ''{searches wiki}'' Oh my! You have a lot to talk about. Let's start with the [[Gold Capsule Award]]. That seems to have become quite popular. What do you think has made it so succesful?<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' I don't really know how it got so popular. Probably because it is related to Stinkoman 20X6, but since I changed the format of the award, there haven't been any nominations.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, let's hope it picks up again soon! Your sprite comic, [[Stinkoman and Friends]] has also become well known, why do you think?<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' I think the reason why it is so popular is that it has many Homestar references and many readers like the plots and the humor. Although when I made it about a year ago, many users hated the comic because of the quality, but when I fixed the problem, the popularity went up.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' I agree with you. The humor is awesome and the plot is great! What program do you use to make it?<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' I use MS Paint to make the comics. Right now, I am currently trying to upgrade to Paint Shop Pro.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Wow! That's really good quality for paint! Anything we can look forward to in your sprite comic? Any new plot twists we can expect? <br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' 1-Up and Pan-Pan will be brain-washed by The Jaro King and will turn evil. They will steal Stinkoman's time machine, which is called the Tiime Machiine, and give it to The Jaro King. So Stinkoman has to get the Tiime Machiine back so he can go to his time and change one thing so the events in the third and fourth season never happen. However, Stinkoman has only 7 days until half of Planet K is destroyed by the sun. There will be an unexpected event that will happen in the comic, but I want it to remain secret for a while.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Oh, c'mon! Just a hint?<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' Well, okay. Something bad will happen to one or two of the main characters.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Could you tell us who????????<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' 1-Up and Pan-Pan.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Wow! No offense but your kind of a pushover. ''{pause}'' Will you give me five bucks???????<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' That's not funny.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay, I'm sorry. You were kind of specific on that description. I wasn't really expecting that. Let's talk about your interactive game, [[20X6 Galaxy]]. That seems to be coming along nicely. If you could see anything happen to it, what would it be?<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' I would like to see more people playing it, but since there are few updates, not many people join. Like, whenever I make an area, I have to think of events, make the stats for the enemys and figure out what you earn of a event is complete. If I were to finish the game, it would become popular because it has very well done gameplay.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' That's true. Let's move on to [[Fake Character Email Nerdstar Creeper]]. Where'd you get the idea for Nerdstar Creeper?<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' Well, it started one day when I got tired of making [[KickCheat E-mails]] and I wanted to make a new e-mail show. Since I noticed many users have been making fake character e-mails, I decided to make my own. I wanted a character who is stupid, yet smart at the same time. After spending a few days thinking about it, the idea just came to me and Nerdstar was born.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Did you make the picture on Homestar Dresser?<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' Yes, I made it on the first Homestar Dresser.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Cool. You've recently started [[Other_Character_Sprite_Comics/Kid_Speedy|Kid Speedy: The True Story]]. Anything we can expect in that?<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' It will explain the events in the Kid Speedy game like what happens outside of races and what happens juring the race. After Kid Speedy takes The Cheat to Strong Bad, the first race, Jelly Woods will start. After that, something will happen like Kid Speedy gets kidnapped or Homestar gets sick. I'm still not sure what will be happening after the first race.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Do you really see Homestar as ''jerkish'' as you make him out to be in the comics?<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' Something happened to him before the start of the comic and it involves Strong Bad.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Are we gonna see that in the cartoon?<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Can you tell us now?<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' Would the two words &quot;[[Hrwiki:Pumpkin Carve-nival|Pumpkin Carve-nival]]&quot; give it away?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Wait you mean- But that's like- Cool! Good idea! Now, you seem to be a big fan of Garfield. Why is that?<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' Back in the year 2004. I ordered a Garfield book for no reason and when I got it, I liked it so much I started to collect books and other things related to Garfield, but recently, I haven't been reading much Garfield because I am spending most of my time on the Fanstuff or something.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' If you had to choose between Garfield or the wiki, what would you pick?<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' The wiki. <br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Good choice, in my opinion. Now, we're almost outta time here. Anything you'd like to say to everyone before we go?<br /> <br /> '''KICKCHEAT:''' Nominate your stuff for the Gold Capsule award!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' So there you have it everyone! KickCheat's interview. ''{to KickCheat}'' I wanna thank you for joining us today. ''{shakes his Cheat-like hand}'' This is TheDenzel, out!<br /> <br /> ''{end}''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=TheDenzel%27s_Interview_Show/Original_Patrick&diff=138946 2009-06-22T19:33:52Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with '== TheDenzel's Interview With Patrick == '''THEDENZEL:''' Welcome to another installment of TheDenzel's Interview Show. I am TheDenzel. Today I will be intervie...'</p> <hr /> <div>== TheDenzel's Interview With [[User:Patrick|Patrick]] ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Welcome to another installment of TheDenzel's Interview Show. I am TheDenzel. Today I will be interviewing another friend of mine, Patrick. Welcome to the show, Patrick!<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Thanks! I always wanted to be interviewed! Well, everyone wants to be interviewed.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' That's true. Okay, let's get down to business. You see to be pretty obsessed about cars. Why is that?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' What's not to love about cars? The looks, the speed, the aerodynamics, just look at this car here. ''{points at a Porsche 911}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well... I guess that makes sense. But, I want to ask you something. Which is better? M.U.G.E.N., or Cars?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' I've gotta say cars. I don't play M.U.G.E.N. that often nowadays. And I've been playing games like Need for Speed: High Stakes, and other racing games that involve cars.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Which racing game is your favorite?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Gran Turismo, even though I haven't played it that often. But other than Gran Turismo, it's Need for Speed. My favourite game in the NFS series is High Stakes.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Cool. Okay, let's move onto your email show. How long have you been running it?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' I've been running it since March 6, 2007. Anything else you like to ask me about my email show?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Yes, I was getting there. Now, if I seem ignorant for asking this I apologize, but, who exactly is this Iori Yagami guy?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Iori Yagami is a guy from the video game &quot;King Of Fighters&quot;. And as I said in email 5, he retired because he didn't want to see anymore blood spattered banters. And as I said in e-mail 1, he is stupid and has an addiction to bananas. Remind you of 1-Up?<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' ''{from crowd}'' Hey! That was mean!<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' ''{to Iori}'' Shut up. ''{to TheDenzel}'' Anyway, anything else?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Sheesh, you seem kind of eager to get out of that question... Anyway, &quot;Cars:What Would You/They Be?&quot; Where'd you get the idea for it?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Well, I'm a fan of the Disney/Pixar movie Cars, and I told my friend once that I would be a yellow Porsche 911. And that's how I came up with the idea. What would you be? Either tell me now, or edit the page. Wait, have you?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' I just did. I would be a 1953 Packard Clipper 2601 (Dark Red with a thick yellow stripe down the center and an orange lightning bolt on the hood.) I have to say, it is a lot of fun coming up with those things. I can see why it's gotten so popular. Anyway, let's see. What haven't we talked about yet... Oh! Pat-Points! That seems to be coming along nicely. What would you like to see happen to Pat-Points in the future?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' More people signing up, more QotW Head requests, more QotW Head purchasing, etc.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, I hope it becomes more popular. It says here on your bottom ten that you hate the kids in your class. Are they really as annoying as you say?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Yes. If you spend enough time with them, you would probably want to pull your hair out.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Example?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Stupid yo mama jokes, being rude, loudness, not listening, and more.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Ah, I think I know what your talking about. It also says here that you hate getting busted by the cops. Has that ever actually happened?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Yep. Well, at least in the Need for Speed dimension.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' OOOOOH! Okay. I thought their may have been some back story to that. Anyway, why do you like the show The Wrong Coast so much? It seems kinda ''crappy'' to me!<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Well, I don't watch it nowadays, since there is no new episodes. You can read why [[Wikipedia:The Wrong Coast|here]].<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' I've also seen that you are currently #1 on the blacklist. Did you have to work your way up there, or did you just sign your name when it came out?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Both, actually. I was #3 on the blacklist on the game and on the wiki, and on my game, I worked hard to get #1, and when I got to #1, I moved my position up to #1 on the wiki.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Ah, so it was sort of a way to relate the wiki to the actual video game?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Uhh... Sort of... Well, that's going to be new rule. Anyone else to reach #1 on the game, gets to move their position to #1 on the wiki.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, what'll you do when that happens? How will you reclaim your title?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Easy. I'll challenge them to a NFS time attack. NFS Deuce!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, we're almost outta time here. Anything you'd like to say to the audience before we go?<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Well, I have 3 things to say. As a matter of fact, my real name ''is'' Patrick, Iori Yagami might be stupid, but he is very clever when it comes to making us laugh,-<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' It's true!<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' And if anyone in the crowd thinks this was boring, I shall pour alcohol in your face, and laugh hysterically while the camera is on you. ''{to TheDenzel}'' This was a very great interview. Will you accept a handshake?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' I always do. ''{shakes his hand}'' Thanks for stopping by, Patrick. ''{to audience}'' This has been another episode of TheDenzel's Interview Show. I'm TheDenzel, and see you next time! Bye for now!<br /> <br /> ''{end}''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=TheDenzel%27s_Interview_Show/Original_Homestar_Tiger&diff=138937 2009-06-22T19:32:45Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with '== TheDenzel's Interview With Homestar Tiger == '''THEDENZEL:''' Hello, everyone. Welcome to TheDenzel's Interview Show. This time, we'll be interviewing...'</p> <hr /> <div>== TheDenzel's Interview With [[User:Homestar tiger|Homestar Tiger]] ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Hello, everyone. Welcome to TheDenzel's Interview Show. This time, we'll be interviewing a good friend of mine, HomestarTiger. Welcome to the show, Tiger.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Thank you, TheDenzel.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay, let's first off, let's talk about your image. ''{Looks at picture}'' A Homestar Tiger. Pretty basic when you think about it. How did you think of it for a user name?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Isn't it obvious? I was a basic boy named Brody, and I-<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Brody?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Yes, Brody.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' You mean to tell me, that you're the giant chicken man?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Ehhhh, no. I am a normal 11-year old autistic boy. Well, I wanted to join the wiki. So I thought of things that I liked. I thought of Homestar to begin, and then, I remembered I liked tigers, and Homestar tiger was born.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Soooo, you're not a giant chicken. You're a tiger? Anyway, is this the first place you've ever said your real name?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Nada. I went crazy in one of the Stinkoman 20X6: Reloaded talk pages. My gone friend Homfrog liked that my name was Brody.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Brody is a pretty cool name. My name is boring, it's &lt;font color=white&gt;None Of Your Business&lt;/font colro&gt;. Anyway, you seem to be a pretty big fan of Grundy. You know, like in [[Other Character Email Grundy]] and [[A Grundy in the kitchen]]. What's up with that?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Well, when I was a deep Homestar fan, I played 20X6 often. I ran by the Grundies often. I liked them. They seemed so sturdy. And I liked Grundy in Jaro Emails. And I liked them. Also, I always jump over Grundies in the game, since I do not want to kill them.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Why? What's so special about Grundys?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Do not question. I do not know...<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Um. I already '''did''' question... Anyway, what's up with Grundy Emails? Is it really canceled? <br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Nope! It was to make GrilledCheese mad. MUHAHAHA!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What? How would that make GrilledCheese mad? And why would you want to make GrilledCheese mad?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I was just goofing off.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay then, let's move on to another one of your fanstuffs. Um, let's see. ''{Searches Wiki}'' Ah! Here we are. Growlpoints. It seems to be pretty popular. 16 users, counting yourself, are on it. What do you think is making it so popular?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' The many ways to get points. Anyways, have we forgotten I have &lt;u&gt;FOUR DIFFRENT SPRITES?&lt;/u&gt;<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I have four... wait, five, sprites from diffrent people.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' This makes you angry because?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I'm not angry, I'm just saying.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, that'd probably be a record. Which one of those sprites is your favorites?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Hmmm... Probably yours.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{smiles. A sparkle comes from his teeth}'' Well, I'm glad to hear that. Okay, moving on. Let's talk about your advice thing. When did you decide to start it up?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' March 19, 2007. I was good with advice to my life friends, so I decided to help the wiki.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Wow! Very precise! With your text adventure, 1-Up's Long Weekend, you seem to enjoy pushing your awards off cliffs. Any reason for this?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Mean awards. Like The best fanstuff ever.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' How are those mean?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Err, bad. They break rules have no image. Next question.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, we're just about outta time, but just one more question. Where'd you get the idea for the marshmallows and meat thing on [[Homestar tiger glory award]]?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Tigers like meat and Homestar likes marshmallows.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, I guess it makes sense. Now, before we go, anything you'd like to say to the audience?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Grundy emails is NOT canceled, peoples!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' That's good. Well, it's been nice having you on the show, Tiger. ''{shakes his hand... or paw}'' Thanks for being such a fun interview. And to everyone else, thanks for watching TheDenzel's Interview Show. Goodbye for now!<br /> <br /> ''{end}''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=TheDenzel%27s_Interview_Show/Original_Strong_Devon&diff=138935 2009-06-22T19:31:36Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with '== TheDenzel's Interview With Strong Devon == '''THEDENZEL:''' Hello, viewers! Welcome to the first interview ever for The Awesome Times. In this issue, I ...'</p> <hr /> <div>== TheDenzel's Interview With [[User:Strong Devon|Strong Devon]] ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Hello, viewers! Welcome to the first interview ever for The Awesome Times. In this issue, I will be interviewing Strong Devon. Glad to have you here, Strong Devon.<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' Glad to be here Denzel.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Um... It's '''THE'''Denzel. Anyway, let's start with some of your fanstuff. ''{Searches through Wiki}'' Let's see. Ooh! You are the creator of Devon.com and Fake Character Email Devon, what's that been like?<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' It's been a real cool experience, and it seems they are both getting more popular by the hour. In fact, I just checked a little while ago and say that DevonM.com has had almost 17,000 hits.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Wow! I have to say that I'm not that surprised though! I've been a fan of of Devon.com myself. When did you decide to create your own flash cartoon?<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' In right about now a year ago. I'd just discovered the H*R Wiki, and found out what TBC uses to create toons. Then I wanted it, and my dad borrowed a laptop from a friend with Flash 5 on it, and I was hooked. That's when I first made Crazy4stuff.com.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Cool, cool. I've noticed that you have an ongoing trend with &quot;The Ball Stops Rolling.&quot; You even made a game off of it! Where'd you get that idea?<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' I really have no idea. I think I must've been looking at my sister playing with a ball and just thought to myself, &quot;Hey, I could make a toon out of that!&quot; But i never thought it would blossom to be a running gag. People seem to like it, so I'll probably keep making them if I can.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Yah. I myself am a big fan of the game. Let's talk about that for a bit. How long did it take you to make it?<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' Ummmm...not that long. I actually purchased a tutorial about making side scrollers [http://cartoonsmart.com at cartoon smart.com], and it came with some sample .flas...I just basically edited the symbols and some graphics and stuff and wham, instant game...but I will tell you as I've told many people that it's just a preview of the '''REAL''' game...which should hopefully come out by this fall.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, that's good. I can't wait for level 3 to come out. Anything you can tell us about the '''real''' game, before it comes out. Anything different?<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' Definetely...this game will be made from scratch, And will parody Stinkoman 20X6 more than it does already. It'll have cutscenes, cooler enemies, and every level will be parodying the same level on 20X6.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' That's sounds pretty cool. Say, about the store on your website. Is their really gonna be one?<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' Yes. Yes yes yes yes. It is. But it'll take a while to figure out merchandise to sell.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' I've noticed that in a few of your cartoons, there's guitar playing. Can you play guitar in real life?<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' Yep...and that's me playing in all of those.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' How long have you been playing?<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' Since I was about 9.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Wow! 3 years! Now, I noticed that in one cartoon, Homestar is singing &quot;Time Of Your Life.&quot; Isn't that a song by Green Day?<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' Yes. In fact, &quot;Good Riddance/Time of Your Life&quot; ([[Wikipedia:Green Day|Green Day]], [[WIkipedia:nimrod.|nimrod.]], 1997) is one of my favorite songs, and my favorite by Green Day.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, you can play it pretty well. When did you record that song for the toon?<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' Last....fall. When I was making Dumbstar Runner numero uno.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Speaking of, numero uno. What's up with numero two? It doesn't work! The anticipation is killing me!!! AHHHHH! ''{calms down}'' Well?<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' That's a glitch I keep wanting to get to but don't have time to get to. When Crazy4stuff switched servers, I made this because I was almost done with that toon. Well...I'm still almost done with that toon. In fact, #2 hasn't changed a keyframe since late November.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Aww c'mon, man! Get that published! Anyway, any '''really''' new things that we can look forward too? Like, anything completely new? Maybe a new running gag?<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' I probably shouldn't reveal this, but when the new toon comes out on Tues., there hopefully will be a good running gag established.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Any chance of finding out before tuesday. I don't think I could wait two days! C'mon, just between you an me... and the entire Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki.<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' All I'm gonna say is cereal, and parody of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' My brain is full of ideas! ''{To himself}'' Note to self: Check Out DevonM.com on tuesday. ''{Back To Strong Devon}'' Well, we're almost out of time here. Anything you'd like to say to the audience before we close?<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' Nothing much. Just basically, Check out DevonM.com tuesdays, email Devon, and tell all your friends!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' There you have it folks. Strong Devon. Thanks for stoppin' by Strong Devon!<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' Thanks for havin me, Jay.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Jay? I'm TheDenzel!<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' What? Isn't this the tonight show?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Nope. This is TheDenzel's Interview Show! Somebody needs to get their head examined!<br /> <br /> '''SD:''' LOL. Thanks for talking to me.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Any time, Strong Devon. ''{Shakes Strong Devon's Hand}'' See everyone on the next interview! <br /> <br /> ''{end}''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=TheDenzel%27s_Interview_Show/Killgore&diff=138402 2009-06-19T01:02:30Z

<p>TheDenzel: /* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> TheDenzel interviews [[User:Chwoka|Killgore]]<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Our next guest is someone I've never even heard of. Please welcome, Killgore!<br /> <br /> '''KILLGORE:''' KILL<br /> <br /> ''{Killgore expands his chainsaw arm and cuts TheDenzel's desk into many bits}''<br /> <br /> '''KILLGORE:''' KILLGORE DISLIKES DENZEL<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Oooh. And why is that?<br /> <br /> ''{Killgore explodes, sending shrapnel into the studio audience.}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Did... did he die?<br /> <br /> ''{Silence}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well folks. I guess we learned a lot today. I know I have. It's times like this that we realize just how fragile our lives can be, and how quickly those we love can be taken from us. <br /> <br /> ...or how I should never interview someone who hates all humans....<br /> <br /> ...goodnight.<br /> <br /> ''{fade out}''<br /> <br /> ''{end}''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Template:Ethan_%26_Dolan/Template&diff=138250 2009-06-17T21:18:16Z

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TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=TheDenzel%27s_Interview_Show/Badstar&diff=138247 2009-06-17T21:14:53Z

<p>TheDenzel: /* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> TheDenzel interviews [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Welcome, everyone, to the first ever interview in the new Wiki User Wiki edition of TheDenzel's Interview Show. I am TheDenzel. Today we have Badstar on the show. What are you up to, Badstar?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Oh, just the usual stuff. I have some new projects I hope to discuss, but first, let me apologize for any past... errr... troubles I may have given you.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Don't worry, all is forgiven. Let's start off with what you're working on right now... what is it?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well, lets start off with my newest project, Jump! Ultimate Badstars!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' And what's that all about?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' A brand new, action-packed, spaghetti flavored, fighting game beat-em-up thing type game!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' And let me guess, you're the main character?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well, yeah, but theres actually multiple characters that are the main characters of their own story.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Please, elaborate.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well, heres the story. AN EVIL OVERLORD HAS TAKEN OVER THE FUTURE. Original, right? Anyway, Badstar and friends travel to the future to fight the overlord and bring peace to the world, but there is are huge plotwists to this simple sounding story. Anyway, the character select screen begins with yours truly. After you beat my story, you unlock then next story. When all stories are unlocked, this unlocks the final story in which you can play as any character. The character you pick determines a different ending, so that creates some replayabillaty.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' And just how many characters are there?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well, I'm up to 14 to so far, but there may be more.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Crap, that's a lot of stories. How will they differ from one another?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well, it'll pretty much have all the same fights, but different cutscenes, different moves, and different subplots or something. Each story contains an important piece to the plot.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Can you give us any hint on just what characters will be seen?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well, pretty much all characters on my page will be in, as well as some other characters not belonging to me. As for unlockables... time will tell. But I hope to reach to a whopping 25 characters.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, heh, if you're looking for a... celebrity character ''{slides a picture of Ethan across the desk}'' they're never in too short of supply...<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ...Well, well! I'll heavily consider! Anyway, I would like to move on to my next project, if thats alright.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' And what would that be?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Badstar Strunner: Ace Attorney.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' You've been doing that for a while now, haven't you?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Pretty much.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' And what is it, again?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well, in the game, you play as Badstar in up to 50 cases. The goal is to use evidence in court to reveal lies the witness may tell and clear the defendant's name. In the first and current case, Badstar must defend... well... ''{Taps Ethan picture on table}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Really? That sounds... undefendable!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' I know, right? Anyway, the case? Ethan has been framed for destroying an important machine Dolan was working on. Badstar accpets Ethan as a client but investigations reveal evidence which all point to him. And to make him worse Badstar has to go up against a seemingly undefeatable prosecutor. But the biggest question... did Ethan do it!?<br /> <br /> ''{Long pause}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Probably, but what the hell.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, I wouldn't doubt it. Ethan's always breaking Dolan's stuff. Especially when he isn't given credit for where credit is due. It makes him... angry. You could understand that, couldn't you?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Yep, pretty easy to understand.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Good, well I hope that situation is resolved before any more problems erupt from it. What else have you been working on?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ...Stuff. And things.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ...Such as?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ...Well, I've been thinking of reviving my top ten lists which started the whole fad in the first place.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay, let's do it now. Who are your top ten favorite male interviewers?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Uhhh, okay, lets see here... 10: Jay Leno. 9: Jay Leno. 8: Jay Leno 7: Jay Leno. 6: J-<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Dude, no. Conan. Conan all the way. What's so great about Leno?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ... I like his hair?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ...You like his hair?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' I like his hair.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What's so great about it?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Its like a big fluffy gray marshmallow cloud!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:'''''{in audience, wearing a sparkly pink shirt and sunglasses that are shaped like stars}'' You are ''so'' gay.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ...Okay. Moving on, what are your plans for the future?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well, when the fanstuff wiki is editable again, I'm probably gonna move a lot of my characters over there. I'll still be here through, but... with a name change.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Name change? To what?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well... my username. I'll still be Badstar on the fanstuff though. But since I'll be moving Badstar to the fanstuff, whats the point if theres no Badstar? So, on the WUW, I'm gonna focus on the wacky antics, of my character, Kyubii.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' So you're gonna be Kyubii?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' When the Fanstuff wiki returns, yes.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' But why not just stay Badstar on both wikis?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Like I said before... what would be the point of being called Badstar here if there was no Badstar in sight? Plus, since this wiki doesn't focus on Homestar, its not entirely necessary.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Alright, but why Kyubii?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' He's just my favorite character for... reasons.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{sighs}'' ...why? &lt;!-- You don't ALWAYS have to wait for me to comment... --&gt;<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' REASONS<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Dude, you're on an interview show. Spill your secrets.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' I SAID REASONS DAMN YOU<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' You've got five seconds or I kick you OUT!!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' UH OKAY UM... HE'S COOL AND STUFF?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Alright then. Do you have any other plans for the post-purge era?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well... yeah! An interactive (only one for obvious reasons), a fake game, and all that jazz. Maybe, if no good ones are taken, I'll even claim an Other Character Email show!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Which one would you take?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well, I've grown a rather strange liking to Homeschool Winner, so probably him.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Go for it, man! Is there anything else about your plans that you can tell us?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well, as for my only interactive, it'll be called &quot;Free Country USA Cinema&quot;. You basically control a character from the Homestar universe and work at a movie theater. Another idea I've been having for a fan fic is &quot;FCUSA Home Shopping Network&quot;, which is basically a fic where Homestar and Strong Bad host a home shopping show like you see on neglected TV channels that show nothing but soap operas and lame sitcoms.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Sounds nifty. Now, we're just about outta time here, is there anything else you'd like to throw in before we go?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Yes, I'd just like to say, to all you users out there-<br /> <br /> ''{Runs up to camera, shaking it.}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ''{Frantic}'' PLEASE! SOMEBODY! PLAY BADSTAR STRUNNER: ACE ATTORNEY!!! I'M BEGGING YOU! ''{Drops down on knees, crying}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, way to keep your pride. Thanks for stopping by, Badstar. ''{shakes his hand}'' May the road rise to meet you and so on.... ''{to audience}'' And thanks for watching. Bye now!<br /> <br /> ''{applause}''<br /> <br /> ''{fade out}''<br /> <br /> ''{end}''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=TheDenzel%27s_Interview_Show/Chwoka&diff=138235 2009-06-17T20:52:24Z

<p>TheDenzel: /* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> TheDenzel interviews [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]]<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Hello again, everyone, this is TheDenzel's Interview Show, and I am TheDenzel. Tonight was have Chwoka with us. How are you today, good sir?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Blood-lettingly good.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' I'm sorry.. what?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Nicely.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay then. So before we jump into everything, I gotta ask, what's up with your username? Where did you get it from?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' What I tell everybody is that I threw something at the keyboard, because the truth is outright embarrassing.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Oh c'mon, what's the truth?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' No. Ask me about something else.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well you can't just bring it up and expect me not to press you for it! Talk, man, TALK!<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' ''{panicked}'' EIGHTY-TWO!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{leans in}'' What about Eighty Two?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' ''I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ANY MORE''!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Alright, we'll move on... for now. What's new with you?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Well, I've got at least four concurrent projects.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' And they are?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' LAWYERS!!!, LukeMail, MFT3k, and my interview on TheDenzel's Interview Show.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Which one is your favorite?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' For working on, LAWYERS!!! For quality of work produced, MFT3K.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' And what exactly is MFT3K?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Probably my most revered work, me and a couple of friends copy bad works off the WUW, and, when available, HRFWiki, and then proceed to write witticisms and criticisms about the work embedded within the work itself, in reaction to a specific point in the work. It's a lot better than I make it sound. Really.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' It's a parody, isn't it?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' No, it is not a parody.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay then. Now what is this LukeMail you were talking about?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Well, I seem to be really good at writing comic foils in absurd situations. Even in my prose, when there often is no foil character, the narrator will serve this role. Script, however, provides an opportune opportunity to remove myself from straight men entirely, which I have not been using. With LukeMail, the premise is that Luke, the former main character, was straighter than any character I'd ever written before. However, he moved away at the end of Season 1.<br /> <br /> <br /> We never get to see Season 1.<br /> <br /> <br /> Instead, his two antagonists, Jake and Charlie, have taken over his eMail show. With probably hilarious consequences.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' So, there is no Luke in LukeMail?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Yes there is?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' No.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' No, there's not?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, I'm confused. What's new in the world of LukeMail?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Our first email. To tell you the truth, I kind of dread doing the second one. I don't have a grip on the characters yet.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, what are the characters like?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Take away comic foils, and what other character archetypes are there left?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well there's gotta be some sort of personality, or the show could never get anywhere....<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' They're both goofballs! Duh!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Can we maybe get a taste of the duo now?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka takes two Ziploc bags out of his pocket, one labelled &quot;Jake&quot; and the other &quot;Charlie&quot;, each containing a fine powder, and hands them to TheDenzel}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{pours both into a bottle of water, shakes it, and drinks}'' Mmm nice. Now, can we meet them, perhaps?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' No, you dunce, they're fictional. What I just gave you was flour.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, let's just open up my FICTION PORTAL! ''{da da da daaaah}'' It can bring any fictional character to life! What'dya say we try it out?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' T-that's profoundly disturbing.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Don't worry about it, just type in your characters names on this keyboard. ''{hands Chwoka a keyboard}''<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka types &quot;Stan&quot; into the keyboard. Stan pops out of a portal.}''<br /> <br /> '''STAN:''' Oh thank god! I'm finally out of my house!<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Whoops! Looks like this device doesn't work yet! Ahahaha, I guess we can't use it.<br /> <br /> '''STAN:''' What are you talking abou<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka shoves Stan back into the portal, which closes.}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What, do they never leave the house?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' No, that just wasn't my character. It's obvious this thing is broken. Here, let me hand it over to you...<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka nonchalantly breaks it in two over the desk and then hands it to TheDenzel.}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' No, clearly the transcript says you typed &quot;Stan.&quot; And this is just your average usb keyboard, we can get another one....<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' What transcript? &lt;!--This is supposed to be reality, don't break the goddamned fourth wall--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Also the display above the portal still clearly reads &quot;Stan&quot; which would only have happened if you typed in &quot;Stan&quot;... soooo..... &lt;!--It's mah show, I'll do what I want. &gt;:D--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' I told you, it's broken!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Alright then, what else is going on?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' LAWYERS!!!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' AH! Keep it down man. You'll wake the children. Now, I know what that is, but why waste a perfectly good time to plug your fanstuff?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' I was looking at Objection! nostalgically, and I made a blatant rip-off of it. But nobody called me on it, because I'm actually trusted to make something just as good, if not better, than the original. &lt;!--ICE BURN--&gt;Anyway, I called it a &quot;revival&quot; and it ALMOST has enough traffic to keep it alive. Almost. We need literally one more dedicated player.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well that's an excellent plug. Is there anything new that was can expect from you soon?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Well, I have a top-secret post-purge project. Oh, and I'm leaving until early July at probably 6:00 PM tomorrow for my annual visit to Grandma's.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well do tell Grandma, I said hello. Is there anything you CAN tell us about this &quot;top secret&quot; post-purge project?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' It starts with a &quot;N&quot;, it's ambitious, it's a Fake Character Email show. I would say it's revolutionary, but that remains to be seen. ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Alright then, thanks for being on the show today! We're just about outta time, here. Is there anything you'd like to say before we go?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' ''{same tone as rest of interview}'' I will cut you! I will cut you up BAD.<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka waves goodbye to the camera, smiling.}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well thanks for stopping by, Chwoka. ''{shakes his hand, adresses audience}'' and thanks for watching!<br /> <br /> ''{applause}''<br /> <br /> ''{fade out}''<br /> <br /> ''{end}''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Final_Raikity_VII&diff=137902 2009-06-16T02:19:04Z

<p>TheDenzel: /* Interviewees */</p> <hr /> <div>This is alot like most interview shows.<br /> <br /> == Interviewers ==<br /> Note: At this time, their can only be a total of five interviewers.<br /> *{{User:Raiku/siggy}}<br /> *<br /> *<br /> *<br /> *<br /> <br /> == Interviewees ==<br /> *{{User:TheDenzel/sig}}<br /> *<br /> *<br /> *<br /> *<br /> *<br /> *<br /> *<br /> *<br /> *<br /> *<br /> *<br /> *<br /> *<br /> <br /> == Interviews ==</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Ethan_%26_Dolan&diff=137827 2009-06-16T01:29:04Z

<p>TheDenzel: big news please read</p> <hr /> <div>{{FotF Icon}}<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> '''Alright, here's the deal. From this point on, Ethan &amp; Dolan shall no longer be doing interviews. All interviews from this point, conducted by TheDenzel, will be done in my new to the WUW fanstuff, [[TheDenzel's Interview Show]]. I apologize to those waiting on the list, and to those in the middle of interviews, please sign up again in my new show. I feel these characters are more suited for sketch comedy skits alone, rather than interviews as well. Please go to my new fanstuff for more details.'''<br /> <br /> [[Image:Ethananddolanbanner.png|500px|TONIGHT AT 12!]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> '''Produced By [[User:TheDenzel|TheDenzel]]'''<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Tonight At 12! ==<br /> ''It's the Ethan &amp; Dolan Show! A new late night television show featuring the sarcastic, semi-evil Ethan and the mature, intelligent Dolan. Sign ups available now!''<br /> <br /> *'''[[Ethan &amp; Dolan/Cast|Meet The Cast!]]'''<br /> *'''[[Ethan &amp; Dolan/Show|Learn About The Show!]]'''<br /> *'''[[Ethan &amp; Dolan/Commercial|Commercials]]'''<br /> *'''[[Ethan &amp; Dolan/Theme|Theme Song]]'''<br /> *'''[[/Contest|CONTEST!!!]]'''<br /> <br /> == Skits ==<br /> '''[[Image:Endpsa.png]] &lt;big&gt;[[/Death To Doggie|Death To Doggie]]&lt;/big&gt;''' - Ethan makes a public service announcement.<br /> <br /> '''[[Image:Endoriginal.png]] &lt;big&gt;[[/The Final Debate|The Final Debate]]&lt;/big&gt;''' - Will and Ethan go head to head in the presidential elections.<br /> <br /> '''[[Image:Endfunscience.png]] &lt;big&gt;[[/Fun Science 1|Fun Science With Dolan; Gravity]]&lt;/big&gt;''' - Dolan makes an educational show... but wait 'till Ethan shows up.<br /> <br /> '''[[Image:Endpsa.png]] &lt;big&gt;[[/08 Election Day|2008 Election Day]]&lt;/big&gt;''' - Ethan creates a public service announcement for the upcoming election day.<br /> <br /> '''[[Image:Endsuggestion.png]] &lt;big&gt;[[/Cancelled|Cancelled]]&lt;/big&gt;''' - Ethan &amp; Dolan is threatened to be cancelled. Whatever shall we do!?<br /> <br /> '''[[Image:Endpsa.png]] &lt;big&gt;[[/Vote Bluebry|Vote Bluebry]]&lt;/big&gt;''' - Ethan persuades the general public<br /> <br /> '''[[Image:Endsuggestion.png]] &lt;big&gt;[[/The Experiment|The Experiment]]&lt;/big&gt;''' - Dolan's new experiment cannot hide from Ethan's tiny little hands...<br /> <br /> '''[[Image:Endoriginal.png]] &lt;big&gt;[[/The Thanksgiving Pageant|The Thanksgiving Pageant]]&lt;/big&gt;''' - The cast attempts to explain the origins of Thanksgiving. Hilarity ensues. <br /> <br /> '''[[Image:Endoriginal.png]] &lt;big&gt;[[/Memories|Memories]]&lt;/big&gt;''' - Will reminisces on his pre-WUW days....<br /> <br /> '''[[Image:Endoriginal.png]] &lt;big&gt;[[/Christmas|An Ethan &amp; Dolan Christmas]]&lt;/big&gt;''' - E&amp;D does Christmas right<br /> <br /> '''[[Image:Endoriginal.png]] &lt;big&gt;[[/Telethon|The 1st Annual Raising Money For Kids With Some Disease Telethon]]&lt;/big&gt;''' - Hosted by Ethan<br /> <br /> '''[[Image:Endoriginal.png]] &lt;big&gt;[[/Hiatus|The Hiatus]]&lt;/big&gt;''' - Ethan &amp; Dolan make a... comeback??<br /> <br /> ''Please make suggestions on the talk page''<br /> <br /> *[[Image:Endpsa.png]] - Public Service Announcement [[Image:Endfunscience.png]] - Fun Science With Dolan<br /> *[[Image:Endoriginal.png]] - An Ethan &amp; Dolan Original [[Image:Endsuggestion.png]] - User Suggested Skit<br /> <br /> == Old Interviews ==<br /> [[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|O rly!?]]<br /> ''These interviews are no longer being done in E&amp;D. Please go to [[TheDenzel's Interview Show]] for all your interview needs!''<br /> '''''&lt;u&gt;-Finished-&lt;/u&gt;'''''<br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;[[/Im a bell|Im a bell]]&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;[[/Badstar|Badstar]]&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;[[/Kirbychu|Kirbychu HR'D]]&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;[[/Sylar|Sylar]] &lt;sub&gt;Raggon, Raggonix and Meg&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;[[/Ryan Bluefox|Ryan Bluefox]]&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;[[/Zoo977|Zoo977]]&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;[[/Sephiroth|Sephiroth]]&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> '''''&lt;u&gt;-Incomplete-&lt;/u&gt;'''''<br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;[[/Lemon|Lemon Demon43]] &lt;sub&gt;John and The Little Guy&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;[[/X On Fire|X On Fire]]&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;[[/TheCheese|TheCheese]]&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;[[/Patrick|Patrick]] &lt;sub&gt;and Iori&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> '''&lt;big&gt;[[/Tahu|Tahu]]&lt;/big&gt;'''<br /> <br /> == Old Stuff ==<br /> &lt;big&gt;'''[[/Episode 1|Episode 1]] - &lt;font color=red&gt;INCOMPLETE/CANCELLED&lt;/font color&gt;&lt;/big&gt; - Featuring [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]], [[User:Skullbuggy|Skullbuggy]], [[User:Lemon Demon43|Lemon Demon43]], and [[User:Chaosvii7|Chaosvii7]]!!!'''<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19DX5znVzb8 First ever Ethan animation] - Yes, it sucks. But hey, it's a start...<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Ethan &amp; Dolan/Template}}</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Ethan_%26_Dolan/Lemon&diff=137823 2009-06-16T01:17:13Z

<p>TheDenzel: /* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> <br /> Ethan interviews a lemon<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' -So the producers thought it'd be a good idea to give me an interview alone. But they decided to give me an easy guest. So that's why I gotta interview this Lemon guy. Where is he anyway?<br /> <br /> ''{Lemon walks in and sits down}''<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' AHAHAHA REMEMBER ME I WAS FROM THAT CANCELED EPISODE<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' No. No one remembers what wasn't canon. What's your deal?<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' My deal is that your ugly.<br /> <br /> ''{Laugh track}''<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ''{showing restraint}'' The producer says I'm not allowed to attack people on the show anymore. Please move along. What is your deal?<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' I HAVE NO DAMN DEALS OKAY<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' You doin' drugs or something?<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' Yes. Want some?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ...meet me out back later. So what are you here for?<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' ...I'M HEAR TO FIGHT ''{Jumps up and puts up his dukes}''<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ''{serious restraint}'' I'm not joking. I cannot attack anyone anymore. Stop with that.<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' KAY KAY DAWG. I COOL, I COOL.<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' Uhhhh. So.... what's up?<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' Well, I'm working on a new &quot;Xbox Portable&quot; with Microsoft. It comes with Half Life Portable and Halo 4, the new portable Halo.<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' Oh, so you're starting another series of crappy games that are all essentially the same thing?<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' Yes! How good is that?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ...Awful. Just awful. Is there anything worthwhile that you've been working on?<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' Well, I've also been working on an Ethan and Dolan version of a Volkswagen New Bug.<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' You just won't quit will you?<br /> <br /> '''LEMON:''' No.<br /> <br /> ''{laugh track}''<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ''{startled}'' What the- what was that?</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=File_talk:C18_cit.jpg&diff=137752 2009-06-15T16:11:07Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with 'This is not an image storage site. Use photobucket. --~~~~'</p> <hr /> <div>This is not an image storage site. Use photobucket. --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 16:11, 15 June 2009 (UTC)</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=File:Awesome_nachomang.PNG&diff=135075 2009-05-25T02:42:56Z

<p>TheDenzel: Fo Nacho</p> <hr /> <div>Fo Nacho</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=A_Call/2/1/1/3&diff=129086 2009-04-14T15:12:54Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with ''''L.A.U.R.A:''' Please hold. '''HOLD MUSIC:''' -they got you on the map. With a new tune, funny blue tune, with a peculiar snap! You may not be able to buck or wing, fox trot, ...'</p> <hr /> <div>'''L.A.U.R.A:''' Please hold.<br /> <br /> '''HOLD MUSIC:''' -they got you on the map. With a new tune, funny blue tune, with a peculiar snap! You may not be able to buck or wing, fox trot, two step or even sing! If you can't got religion, in your feet, you can do this dance and-<br /> <br /> '''L.A.U.R.A:''' Thanks for holding. Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line.<br /> <br /> '''HOLD MUSIC:''' -ston, Charleston. Born in Carolina! Some dance! Some prance! I'll say, there's nothing finer than the Charles-<br /> <br /> '''L.A.U.R.A:''' Thanks for holding. You've reached &quot;Dispution&quot; for Wiki User Over Expectations hot line. We are sorry to say that this center is currently closed. Our business hours are from 3-4am on Sundays, Tuesdays and Fridays, 6-6:30am on Wednesdays, and closed on Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays. We apologize for the inconvenience. You will now be disconnected from the line.<br /> <br /> ''{*click*}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{sobs}''<br /> ----<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''''Game Over.''' Please [[A Call|Try Again]]''&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ----</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=A_Call/2/1/1&diff=129084 2009-04-14T15:03:48Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with ''''JIM:''' And what exactly is wrong with it? '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, there was no phone in the box. It was just a glob of- '''JIM:''' Okay, please hold while I transfer you. '...'</p> <hr /> <div>'''JIM:''' And what exactly is wrong with it?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, there was no phone in the box. It was just a glob of-<br /> <br /> '''JIM:''' Okay, please hold while I transfer you.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' -What?<br /> <br /> '''HOLD MUSIC:''' -how I happened on this elegant syncopation. I can say without a moment of hesitation. There is just one place that can light my face. Gary Indiana, Gary Indian, not Louisiana, Paris, France, New York, or Rome! But-<br /> <br /> '''L.A.U.R.A:''' Welcome to the Wiki User Over Expectations Hot Line. If you're hearing this message you've been deemed as having over expectations. To determine how extreme your individual case is, press '''1'''. To learn more about over expectations, press '''2'''. To dispute your need for this hot line, press '''3'''. Thank you!<br /> <br /> {{A Call/Template|1=/1|2=/2|3=/3}}</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=A_Call/2/1&diff=129083 2009-04-14T14:54:55Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with ''''L.A.U.R.A:''' Please hold. '''HOLD MUSIC:''' -Is a man? What has he got? If not himself, than he is not! To say the things, he truly feels, and not the words, of one who knee...'</p> <hr /> <div>'''L.A.U.R.A:''' Please hold.<br /> <br /> '''HOLD MUSIC:''' -Is a man? What has he got? If not himself, than he is not! To say the things, he truly feels, and not the words, of one who kneels. The record shows, I took the blows, and did it my-<br /> <br /> '''JIM:''' Thank you for holding, my name is Jim with Wiki User Phones. How may I help you today?<br /> <br /> [[/1|'''THEDENZEL:''' Yes hi. I have a problem with the phone I received.]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> [[/2|'''THEDENZEL:''' Well there certainly is. I have a problem with what I received.]]&lt;br/&gt;<br /> [[/3|'''THEDENZEL:''' Is this a real person?]]&lt;br/&gt;</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=A_Call/2&diff=129053 2009-04-14T01:04:36Z

<p>TheDenzel: </p> <hr /> <div>'''L.A.U.R.A:''' You will now be connected to technical support...<br /> <br /> '''HOLD MUSIC:''' -beyond the sea! Somewhere, waiting for me! My love stands on broken sands! And watches the-<br /> <br /> '''L.A.U.R.A:''' Welcome to Wiki User Phones Incorporated Technical Support. For problems addressing shipping, press '''1'''. For problems addressing phone service, press '''2'''. To return to the main menu, press '''3'''.<br /> <br /> {{A Call/Template|1=/1|2=/2|3=A Call}}</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=A_Call/1&diff=129051 2009-04-14T01:03:45Z

<p>TheDenzel: </p> <hr /> <div>'''L.A.U.R.A:''' Please wait while I transfer you to Mailing and Shipping.<br /> <br /> '''HOLD MUSIC:''' -again in Margarittaville. Lookin' for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame. But I know, it's no-<br /> <br /> '''L.A.U.R.A:''' Thank you for holding. Welcome to Wiki User Phones Incorporated Mailing and Shipping. To make an order, press '''1'''. To check on an order, press '''2'''. To speak with someone directly, press '''3'''. To return to the main menu, press '''4'''.<br /> <br /> {{A Call/Template|1=/1|2=/2|3=/3|4=A Call}}</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=A_Call&diff=129050 2009-04-14T01:02:54Z

<p>TheDenzel: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt; '''A Call''' &lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;sup&gt;Created by [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] &amp; [[User:TheDenzel|TheDenzel]]&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> ''The following is a work in progress, and should not be played succesfully until completion''<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{TheDenzel enters a plain room carrying a box. He sets it on the desk. He begins to cut it open with a pair of scissors}'' <br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Finally! This wireless phone took forever to get here... <br /> <br /> ''{He opens the box and looks inside}'' <br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:'' What the-?! <br /> <br /> ''{He reaches in and pulls out a glob of green jello. A post-it note is attached reading, '''&quot;Fwn'd&quot;'''}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What the crap is this?<br /> <br /> ''{He looks in the box and pulls out a card. It reads, &quot;'''If your new phone is received damaged or disabled, call our toll free help line at 1-800-835-3366. Thank you for your choosing of Wiki User Phones Incorporated!'''&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Heh. ''{looks at camera.}'' Irony.<br /> <br /> ''{TheDenzel walks over to his corded phone and picks it up, dialing away at the numbers. He puts the phone to his ear, and listens}''<br /> <br /> '''L.A.U.R.A:''' Thank you for calling Wiki User Phones Incorporated! We value your call. To make or check on an order, press '''1'''. For technical assistance, press '''2'''.<br /> ----<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;''Your Mission, if you choose to accept it: Resolve the situation by any means possible.&lt;br/&gt; This is &quot;A Call&quot;''&lt;/big&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ----<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{A Call/Template|1=/1|2=/2}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Template:A_Call/Template&diff=129047 2009-04-14T01:01:44Z

<p>TheDenzel: </p> <hr /> <div>{| cellspacing=&quot;3&quot; style=&quot;width:14%;&quot;<br /> | colspan=2 style=&quot;border: 3px solid #000000; background-color: #EEEEEE; text-align: center;&quot; |<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''[[{{{1|A Call/Nothing}}}|1]]''' - '''[[{{{2|A Call/Nothing}}}|2]]''' - '''[[{{{3|A Call/Nothing}}}|3]]'''&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> '''[[{{{4|A Call/Nothing}}}|4]]''' - '''[[{{{5|A Call/Nothing}}}|5]]''' - '''[[{{{6|A Call/Nothing}}}|6]]'''&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> '''[[{{{7|A Call/Nothing}}}|7]]''' - '''[[{{{8|A Call/Nothing}}}|8]]''' - '''[[{{{9|A Call/Nothing}}}|9]]'''&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> '''[[{{{10|A Call/Nothing}}}|*]]''' - '''[[{{{11|A Call/Nothing}}}|0]]''' - '''[[{{{12|A Call/Nothing}}}|#]]'''&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> |}</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=A_Call/Nothing&diff=129043 2009-04-14T00:59:58Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with ''''L.A.U.R.A:''' I'm sorry, that is not an option. You will now be disconnected from the line. ''{*click*}'' '''THEDENZEL:''' ...Now I'm depressed... ---- &lt;center&gt; &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;''...'</p> <hr /> <div>'''L.A.U.R.A:''' I'm sorry, that is not an option. You will now be disconnected from the line.<br /> <br /> ''{*click*}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ...Now I'm depressed...<br /> ----<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''''Game Over.''' You fail at life. [[A Call|Try Again...]]''&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;sup&gt;But hey, who are we kidding? You'll probably just press the back button anyway...&lt;/sup&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=The_Noid_Gets_All_the_Ladies_(Obviously)&diff=128881 2009-04-13T18:03:55Z

<p>TheDenzel: /* THE CERTIFIED GOLD OR AT LEAST EDITABLE */</p> <hr /> <div>'''This experiment is on hold until April 20th because I have no means of continuing it and even then I'm probably gonna be pissed off at something/somebody/some place so I won't be motivated. In closing give me pick-up lines!!!'''<br /> <br /> I'm experimenting with various pick-up lines on a very close female friend. For, uh, science.&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ==THE TESTS==<br /> <br /> Hey, do you have a quarter? No? That's too bad, ''because I told my mom I'd call her when I saw the girl of my dreams.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Since you're tired you don't have to talk to me after school, you can sleep, heh. Speaking of, I like your new layout. And that picture you have is pretty good too, &quot;Gravity is not responsible for falling in love.&quot; But you know what it is responsible for, right? ''My jaw dropping every time I see your face.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Oh yeah, thanks for the comment. &quot;We should go shopping&quot; I agree! Let's go to the mall. I heard Santa is in town, and I can show him ''what he should bring me.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Hey, '''wingman''' showed me this awesome puzzle, let me show you. Give me your hand. ''{grabs hand, places other hand's index finger across it}'' Okay, so my finger is a river. There's a bunny on this side, and he wants to get over to that side. How does he do it? ''{all answers mean no}'' You give up? Well...I don't know either. ''I just wanted to hold your hand.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Requires you to leave toothpaste and/or dried drool on face''' What? ''{rubs off prop}'' Euch, why didn't you tell me I had this all over my face? Oh, you got something all over yours too. ''My eyes.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> You know, you really are an inspiration to me. I just tell myself, &quot;''If I ever want to get a girl as a pretty as you some day, I should get my act together.&quot;''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Requires subject to be looking in a mirror.''' Hey, wanna see something beautiful? Again? ''You just did.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Requires subject to say &quot;Hoo, I'm hot (as in overheated)&quot;'''. ''Don't have to say that, we all were thinking it.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{runs up to target, places hands on shoulder blades before retracting them}'' Oh, sorry, ''I thought those were your wings.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Oh, what the-somebody stole my lunch card! Yeah, no, I checked my pockets...I bet it was you ''{to target}''. No way, I don't believe you! You're definitely a good thief. ''The first moment I saw you, you stole my heart.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{target walks into room}'' Hey, are you an interior decorator? Because when you walked in, ''the room became beautiful.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Requires to be outside with stars''' Wow, look at all those pretty stars. ''I can match every one of them with a reason why I love you.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Yeah, he does show off a lot in Gym. You know else was showing off? ''God, when he made you.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Requires to be standing next to target with nobody else listening''' Hey, uh, I wanted to ask you a question. I'm kind of, uh, interested in somebody, and I was wondering if you would help me get their number. You will? Okay, good. But keep it on the down low, because ''she's right next to me.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> You excited for spring break? Yeah, me too, I get to see my cousin. Did I ever tell you about the time he got arrested? Say, have you ever been arrested? No? That's a surprise, because ''it must be illegal to look that good.''<br /> <br /> '''WINGMAN:''' You know, target, I'm pretty sure this kid is in love with you or somethin'. / I don't know if I love her yet. ''I'm still lost in her eyes.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Yeah, that definitely is a great work of art. I'd call you one too. But don't get me wrong, you're no Mona Lisa...''even she's not as pretty as you.''&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ==IF YOU HAVE A PICK-UP LINE THAT DOESN'T SUCK CAJOLES (READ: ''DOESN'T'') SUGGEST IT HERE==<br /> <br /> ==THE CERTIFIED GOLD OR AT LEAST EDITABLE==<br /> *I'm thinking charcoal on canvas. (confusion) Oh sorry, just wondering how fate drew us together. ''Bluebry''<br /> *I hope you know CPR because my heart just skipped a beat. ''Bluebry''<br /> *I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking? {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}}<br /> *THIS IS MY PICK-UP LINE ''Shadow''<br /> *Hey, you ever heard of the Wiki User Wiki? No? Well, I'm kind of big deal there... ''TheDenzel''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=User:TheDenzel/sig&diff=128728 2009-04-12T00:52:35Z

<p>TheDenzel: let's see how this works...</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[http://wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/User:TheDenzel http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j189/HomestarMaximum/TDenztest2.png]&lt;/span&gt;[[Image:Willsig.png|17px|WILL]]</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Ethan_%26_Dolan/Hiatus&diff=128219 2009-04-08T00:47:06Z

<p>TheDenzel: ETHAN &amp; DOLAN MAKE A... COMEBACK???</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> The cast becomes very confused...<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{open to black screen, wind whistles through the nothingness. A long pause follows. Ethan pokes his head in from the right}''<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' Hello?<br /> <br /> ''{Ethan retreats back off screen, and returns from the left}''<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' Anybody there? ''{steps out}'' Helloooo? ''{walks forward and stops}'' Er... we're waiting! ''{shifting his positions}'' Is anyone gonna write anything?<br /> <br /> ''{a white door opens off in the background, and Dolan scurries up towards Ethan}''<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' Ethan, what did you do this time?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' What did you do?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' I'm telling you, this wasn't me!<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' Well, what? Everything just randomly cut to black and we froze in our places?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ''{pauses}'' Yes! Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying!<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' Eh... well where's TheDenzel, then?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' How should I know? He just... stopped writing about us!<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' That's absurd! You don't think he'd forget about us, do you?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' I don't know, man. He's certainly not writing anything anymore...<br /> <br /> ''{Will's silhouette appears in the white doorway, and he bounces forward}''<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' Hey are you guys talking again?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' Yeah... I guess we are.<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' So that means TheDenzel must be typing about us again!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' Well, either that or we live in an alternate universe where things continue to happen whether or not TheDenzel documents the-<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ''{leaps forward, covering Will's mouth}'' Sssh! You can't talk about that stuff!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' ''{mumbled}'' Well why not?<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' Don't you know the age bracket on the wiki? You'll confuse all of our viewers with that talk, and then we'll lose everything!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' ''{Ethan steps away}'' You don't honestly think anyone here gives a crap about the show, do you?<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' Excuse me for trying to be optimistic, Will...<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' I mean, sure I'd LIKE to think we still have viewers and fans, but let's face it. We've been gone for so long, and the interviews have been standing for even longer!<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' Just what are you saying, Will?<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' I'm saying the glory days are over! No one cares about Ethan &amp; Dolan...<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' No, no. That can't be true!<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' I'm sure there's plenty of people still willing to read about our crazy adventures!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' I mean, seriously, the whole place is deteriorating! TheDenzel can't even make powerpoint images anymore! Just look at Osvaldo! His picture is gone entirely from the character bios!<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' ...Yes, I've seen it...<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ''{tearing up}'' But... but-<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' I'm sorry, guys, but I don't think E&amp;D could ever make a comeback...<br /> <br /> ''{long pause. Ethan falls to his knees in sadness}''<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' ''{sighs}''<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ''{suddenly outraged, jumps back up}'' Well screw you, Will!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' ''{startled}'' -What?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' We will so make our great comeback and it'll be... great. You just wait and see!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' Fine, YOU tell that to the wiki...<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' ''{noticing the audience}'' Eh.. guys? I think they may be watching now...<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' ...What?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' How long have they been there?<br /> <br /> '''DOLAN:''' I'm guessing this whole time...<br /> <br /> '''OSVALDO:''' ''{echoey, unseen}'' Hola? Por que?<br /> <br /> '''ETHAN:''' ''{long pause}'' ...This place is so confusing...<br /> <br /> ''{fade to black.}''</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Dynasty_13;_The_Land_of_Leaders&diff=123066 2009-03-09T23:30:57Z

<p>TheDenzel: </p> <hr /> <div>Is this a short story, or the beginning of a longer one? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 21:49, 9 March 2009 (UTC)<br /> :I doubt I'll ever continue this specific one... --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 23:30, 9 March 2009 (UTC)</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Dynasty_13;_The_Land_of_Leaders&diff=121836 2009-03-06T20:23:51Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with 'The seven o' clock bells chimed as the distressed citizens ran through the streets. All mouths were kept close so the only noise heard was the patter of feet, mixed to the uneasy...'</p> <hr /> <div>The seven o' clock bells chimed as the distressed citizens ran through the streets. All mouths were kept close so the only noise heard was the patter of feet, mixed to the uneasy seven chimes. If one were to speak, it would only be hushed and disregarded, and that man may find himself cast into the same fate as what they were all rushing to get to. <br /> <br /> Another banishment was to occur. <br /> <br /> This banishment was, at first glance, nothing different from any other. But this particular one left the townspeople worried and confused. All they'd thought they'd ever known was now being tested, and no one knew what to think about it.<br /> <br /> At the edge of the town, where the high stone walls parted to a large metal gate, stood an old worn wooden platform, in which the people gathered around. The structure creaked with every movement, as 3 gentlemen slowly walked upon it. <br /> <br /> A shrill murmur at last came from the immense crowd, as the best dressed of the trio strode forward.<br /> <br /> &quot;Oh good citizens!&quot; He announced, his voice echoing through the dank town, &quot;Today, we banish another.&quot; He looked back at the two, dressed in dirtied, brown sacks, and sighed.<br /> <br /> &quot;These people.&quot; he said again. &quot;Were once our great leaders.&quot;<br /> <br /> The townsfolk became sickeningly quiet.<br /> <br /> &quot;They were chosen to lead us onward.&quot; He looked back once more, &quot;And have failed.&quot;<br /> <br /> The accused lowered their heads in shame.<br /> <br /> &quot;In times of great peril and ruin, they felt it best to join in and wrong with the others. They've failed again at leading us to the success we deserve. They've failed again to show us the true path to victory in the darkest of times. They have failed once again to be the leaders we'd hoped for them to be.&quot;<br /> <br /> The rusty metal gates slowly opened to the endless, empty plains that extended outward from the town. The speaker sighed heavily.<br /> <br /> &quot;And this, is the greatest crime of all.&quot; He then turned around and addressed the men. &quot;So farewell to you both. And should you ever wish to return to this town, I pray the citizens never forget all that you've done wrong to this town. I pray that you're never set to lead again, here nor anywhere where society lives. So now, farewell.&quot;<br /> <br /> As these words left his lips, the wooden structure collapsed at the leaders' feet, sending them outward onto the cold, rocky soil.<br /> <br /> The gates slowly began to close, as the pair were forever cast away from the town.<br /> <br /> And may they never return.</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Super_Wiki_Smashers/Ethan&diff=121364 2009-03-05T03:17:12Z

<p>TheDenzel: Created page with '{{SSSMoves|Ethan|'''Cyclo-Spin'''&lt;br/&gt; ''Spins around with his arms out''|'''Lunge Kick'''&lt;br/&gt; ''Slides along the ground and kicks away his foe''|'''Jump n' Punch'''&lt;br/&gt; ''Same...'</p> <hr /> <div>{{SSSMoves|Ethan|'''Cyclo-Spin'''&lt;br/&gt;<br /> ''Spins around with his arms out''|'''Lunge Kick'''&lt;br/&gt;<br /> ''Slides along the ground and kicks away his foe''|'''Jump n' Punch'''&lt;br/&gt;<br /> ''Same as Mario's up-b''|'''Butt Smash'''&lt;br/&gt;<br /> ''Slams into the ground heavilly''|'''Ethan Eye'''&lt;br/&gt;<br /> ''Similar to Lucario's Final Smash. Ethan leaps into the air and fires a movable laser from his eye.''}}<br /> <br /> {{SSSTaunts|Ethan|''Ethan brushes the dust off his... shoulders''|''Ethan closes his eye and waves his arms around happilly''|''Ethan back flips''}}</div>

TheDenzel https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:TheDenzel/Lists&diff=120760 2009-03-04T00:37:39Z

<p>TheDenzel: /* Question */</p> <hr /> <div>== Characters of E&amp;D ==<br /> <br /> ''{Writes lawsuit}'' SNEAKY PETE IS A TRADEMARK CHARACTER OF ME. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 02:24, 4 January 2009 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I'd always thought that Dolan needed a counterpart, so '''Douglas''' {{User:Chwoka/sig}}<br /> <br /> You need a random guy who defies the laws of gravity and the laws of everything! {{well}} - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 02:26, 4 January 2009 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Lemon, what's this now? I've never heard of such a thing... --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 02:28, 4 January 2009 (UTC)<br /> :[[:Image:New character.PNG|SNEAKY PETE]] ...The irony is that you named it yourself {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 02:50, 4 January 2009 (UTC)<br /> ::Oh right. I completely forgot about that.... the name must've just stuck in my head. Sorry. --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 02:51, 4 January 2009 (UTC)<br /> :::Hey, you should make Cabbage Man a real character. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 03:19, 4 January 2009 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I SAY YES TO DOUGLAS. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}<br /> <br /> == Youtube Celebs ==<br /> <br /> I prefer Wiiviewr. His reviews are very true and some are actually pretty funny. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}<br /> :Bo Burnham. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 02:41, 11 February 2009 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Question ==<br /> <br /> Can I do one, if I give credit? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 00:30, 4 March 2009 (UTC)<br /> :Shmeh? --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 00:32, 4 March 2009 (UTC)<br /> ::He wants to do a lists subpage. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:33, 4 March 2009 (UTC)<br /> :::Oh thank you JCM. I didn't realize you were Raiku. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to needlessly telling me what Raiku is asking. Believe it or not, Raiku does have a brain and he can indeed clarify me on things, probably better than you. So thank you, but it a way, no thank you. --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 00:35, 4 March 2009 (UTC)<br /> ::::A lists subpage. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 00:36, 4 March 2009 (UTC)<br /> :::::Thanks for clarifying. I s'pose you can if you'd like. I don't mind. --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 00:37, 4 March 2009 (UTC)</div>

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