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2008-11-27T18:14:57Z

Strong Sader:

Episode 8 - "''The Bomb''"

==Synopsis==

'''CAST:''' Strong Sader/Strong Saed, Kyves, Sephiroth/Unholy Sephi, Raiku/Rai, Homestar/Homsar, Legion, Pizzabeast, Ekul/Drakul, Meek Sader, Conchris, Will

==Transcript==

''{Open to the wasteland. Strong Saed staggers around disorientated.}''

'''STRONG SAED:''' Whoa... What happened?

'''KYVES:''' UUPR stole your power. I elected to stay and look after you while everyone was gone fighting it. Unholy Tracy and Ekul are fighting it, I think. I'm not sure where Unholy Sephi is.

'''STRONG SAED:''' ''{Summons a small spark of electricity}'' Well, at least my electrical abilities aren't gone. Where's Meek Sader, though?

''{Unholy Sephi flies in.}''

'''UNHOLY SEPHI:''' It's bad, very bad... Pizzablob has increased in size tenfold.. Come quickly...

''{Raiku walks in.}''

'''RAIKU:''' Hey guys!

''{Pizza Blob atacks him, stealing his gunblade and wings. Rai is on the ground}''

'''RAI:''' OW!

''{Pizzablob roars behind them. He has Homestar in his grip.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ow, ow, ow. This is not how I spend my Fridays.

''{Pizzablob absorbs Homestar's sanity, turning him into Homsar. Pizzablob becomes Unholier Unholyku Pizzetroph.}''

'''PIZZABLOB:''' Hmm... All this power is probably enough to support me now.. ''{The Pizza part of him flies out, as the fusion settles into a separate being.}'' Unholier Unholyku Pizzetroph is a dumb name. You may call me Legion. Or your doom.

'''PIZZABEAST:''' ''{While flying away}'' Legion, deal with these pests. I have something to retrieve...

'''UNHOLY SEPHI:''' I'm starting to hate Pizza now.

'''STRONG SAED:''' Me too. He's just annoying now...

''{OOC: Should we kill Pizzabeast and keep Legion or keep both?}''

''{OOC: Pizzabeast could die, and Legion could get himself involved with the LOE?}''

'''STRONG SAED:''' Oh, no you don't!

''{Strong Saed fires a bolt of electricity at the Pizzabeast. He conbusts and falls into the ruined city.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{wakes up}'' What. ...I have a strange feeling that I should be going after this Strong Sader shaped-person with my head, an underbite, and Seph's clothing.

''{Legion appears right in front of Unholy Tracy and grabs him by the neck.}''

'''LEGION:''' You thought right. Punk.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ... ''{becomes Ungodly Amalgamation}'' I have four words for you, you freak. Wibblitty wibb wibb wibble. ''{explodes into a grey gas, which transforms into a large, black fire. its center is red, and it's surrounded by a purple aura.

''{Legion snaps his fingers and negetates Unholy Tracy's powers. He's unaffected by everything UT throws at him..}''

'''LEGION:''' That all you got? But anyway, ''I'' am the freak? No... I am the perfection.

''{Legion spawns a bunch of Legion Bell Clones, all of them wearing different outfits that Sephiroth has worn so far, each resembling a different part of Strong Sader's personality with different underbites and hats..}''

'''HOMSAR:''' Well, I may just trash my basket, Knicks.

'''LEGION:''' Well, I hate to hang around. So let my clones handle you all. ''{Transports away. As he fades, he says this.}'' Now, about this LOE I keep hearing about...

'''EKUL:''' Oh great. Strong Saed, Unholy Tracy, Sephiroth, Kyves- everyone basically- I'll hold them off as Drakul, but I need you to stay far away from me while I fight these guys, or I might try to kill you. I think that if I kill these guys, I'll probably be able to take over my body again.

'''STRONG SAED:''' ''{To the others}'' Come on, maybe if I can get me and Sephi's physical readouts from the simulation we can recover some of the DNA we lost to Legion.

'''RAI:''' I can help hold off the clones, I am the devil's son.

'''SEPHI:''' ''{Pulls out a huge minigun.}'' I'll be able to handle them..

''{Strong Sader makes a dash for the fortress, Rai and Sephi ready themselves to take on some clones.}''

'''EKUL:''' You know guys, I can't turn into Drakul with you guys around. Drakul isn't exactly the most friendly guy around.

'''STRONG SAED:''' Drakul is unkillable, he's undead and ultra powerful, if we get to the fortress he may not follow us, so we need to get inside.

'''HOMSAR:''' I'm leapin' on the batmobile. ''{Follows Strong Saed}''

'''UNHOLY SEPHI:''' Yeah... Maybe not. ''{Runs towards Strong Saed.}'' AND BY THE WAY, MY ANCESTOR WAS A VAMPIRE HUNTER!!!

''{Strong Saed, Unholy Sephi, Rai, Homsar and Kyves run for the fortress. They clamber onboard.}''

'''STRONG SAED:''' I hope that Ekul doesn't lose control of Drakul, again. Last time he nearly escaped the simulation.

'''UNHOLY SEPHI:''' Well, I know what to do if it does happen. ''{Gets out a box.}''

'''STRONG SAED:''' If push comes to shove, we may have to detonate the antigravity drive and destroy the area as Ekul suggested. If we can bury Drakul deep enough we might be rid of him forever.

'''UNHOLY SEPHI:''' But wouldn't that also kill Ekul?

'''KYVES:''' I think what Ekul is planning to do is force Drakul to fight the clones, and then when that personality is tired out, take over his body again. After all, Ekul has most of his mind at his side and Drakul is just by himself. Uh, but that still doesn't explain why he was in so much control during the simulation...

'''STRONG SAED:''' Ekul's a hologram, so I may be able to override Drakul through the simulation if we need too. But, if I have to, there's a risk we may corrupt Ekul's personality, too.

''{Out in the wasteland, Ekul prepares himself to unleash Drakul.}''

'''EKUL:''' Okay... here it goes. HRAAAAA!

''{Ekul strains for a second, and then black fire overtakes Ekul. He turns into Drakul once more.}''

'''DRAKUL:''' Gah! ...Oh. I see what this is. An army full of guys and I'm the distraction. It's time to try out the soul I absorbed

''{Drakul starts flying}''

'''DRAKUL:''' Yes... Homsar's powers are mine! The laws of physics mean nothing to me now! HA HA HA HA!

''{Drakul takes out Ekul's blue sword and teleport-stabs a Bell-clone, its soul flies into Drakul}''

'''DRAKUL:''' This soul is weak... it's only a clone of the original. Well, no matter. If I absorb enough of them, I will at least have a good fraction of it!

''{The other clones start to rush Drakul... Who disappears and begins rapidly flying across the area and doing incredible casualties. Cut back to the fortress. Strong Saed is examining the newly activated simulation.}''

'''STRONG SAED:''' Drakul's really going for it. Who know's what his motivation is...

'''KYVES:''' I think we should simply be happy that in order for him to get to us, he has to tire himself out by killing these guys.

'''STRONG SAED:''' Wait a second... ''{Types on the simulation keyboard}'' I've gotten the hologram controls online. Let's see if they're still responsive.

''{Strong Saed taps a few buttons. Meek Sader flickers back on.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What exactly does this machine simulate, anyway?

'''KYVES:''' Uh... Eric either made it, or helped make it. It's a simulation of our personalities inside the Homestar Runner universe. Basically, a full virtual reality. However, it tends to damage personalities and over time it strengthens your powers. When Strong Sader and Chwoka went in, their personalities split and they developed into new personalities altogether. Ekul's personality also was weakened to his inner personalities, but they weren't split from him. I guess Drakul could take over because all of Ekul's personalities were weakened enough for him to take over.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Interesting.

'''KYVES:''' Are you alright, Meek Sader?

'''MEEK SADER:''' ''{Flickering}'' I feel like... Pasta...

'''STRONG SAED:''' Pizzablob must have caused some corruption to him. If I link myself into the simulation we could initiate a two-way file refresh, restoring both of us.

'''KYVES:''' Will that bring your power and personality back to normal?

'''STRONG SAED:''' I'm afraid that my resistence to death developed as a biological result of being killed so often in the simulation. I can restore my mind and body, but that's something that Meek Sader didn't inherit.

'''KYVES:''' Oh shoot. Well, go ahead and do it, we need all the people we can get.

''{Cut back to Drakul. There are dead clones littering the ground, and not one of them has an ounce of power left. Drakul is surrounded by the twenty clones remaining. One rushes to stab Drakul, but he dodges, freezes the clone's torso and slams him into another. He unleashes a firey storm on two more and slashes through two more. Ten run straight at him, guns blazing and he torches a line of fire straight up from the ground. The remaining four rush at all sides and fire their weapons and Drakul, but he teleports behind one of them and stabs them one by one. However, now that they are all dead, Drakul looks visibly tired.}''

'''DRAKUL:''' N-no... must kill... Strong S-

''{Drakul starts to change back into Ekul. Cut back to the fortress. Strong Saed puts a login helmet on and types in a number of commands.}''

'''STRONG SAED:''' Okay, if this works then the simulation should detect which of my brain patters and physical features are missing for Meek Sader and vice versa, and then copy and paste them into each other.

'''KYVES:''' ...hey, I don't hear fighting any more. Hang on a second.

''{Kyves looks at a nearby monitor, which shows the outside of the fortress. Ekul/Drakul is laying on the ground}''

'''KYVES:''' I'm not sure what's happening, but I think Ekul's trying to regain his own mind after Drakul got exhausted.

'''RAI:''' What do we do?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{walks in}'' Hey, guys. How long was I asleep?

'''KYVES:''' Oh, you know. Throughout a gigantic battle between Ekul and clones of your dad and other various things like that.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...I have no father. I am the fusion between Im a bell and Tracy Bellstrom. Are you referring to Bell, then?

'''KYVES:''' I only know what Ekul told me, so probably yes.

''(OOC: Hey, I'm an outsider. Can someone fill me in?- Chwoka)''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Now why would he be fighting-OH, OF COURSE! Kyves, your facts are even farther from the truth than I thought. He wasn't fighting clones of my non-existent father, and not even Bell clones. He was fighting the army of Legion-generated clones with my father's likeness.

'''KYVES:''' Oh. I see. But they still probably had some form of unholiness ability, but nowhere near yours or Pizzathing's.

''{OOC: Okay, quick sum up: That dome we were in? We blew it up and now we're trapped behind a mess of turrets that will destroy us if we get near them. Then, this wierd Pizza thing mutated and is now some sort of power-absorbing maniac. It made an army of clones of one of the characters, so Ekul allowed himself to be taken over by Drakul to kill them. Currently he is recovering, but the Pizza abomination is still alive and at near full strength}''

''(OOC: Where is the Legion, if we know yet?)''

''{OOC: Several miles under the dome, but it's impossible to get to because the city is now radioactive.They're planning to do some sort of ritual when Ekul, Kyves and Nived get their bodies back}''

''(OOC: Did we completely abandon our plans to get in our real bodies?)''

''{OOC: No, there's just a mess of turrets between us and them.}''

''(OOC: By "we" I meant the LOE)''

''{OOC: Oh. our plans involve them getting their bodies first.}''

'''STRONG SAED:''' Okay, the system's ready, begin file refresh.

''{The simulation begins working at maximum power again. On screen is a readout of the progress. An estimation of twenty minutes is shown.}''

''{Conchris bursts in holding a USB stick, he seems to have been beaten up a few times}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{out of breath}'' Finally... Finally... I found you guys... ''{stops to take a breath}'' What happened here?

'''STRONG SAED:''' The city and dome have been destroyed, we're surrounded by turrets that are primed to kill us and we're under seige from a pizza-based lifeform with has absorbed some of our DNA.

''{A hologram of Will, like, the Star Trek style, with the flickers and sutff, appears.}''

'''WILL:''' Oh, hey! It's Strong Sader! Okay, I don't have much time, but I've been kidnapped by the LoE, and Darlon keeps trying to find a new way to take over my body permanently. I have no idea where I am, but...help! Oh, I'm also pretty sure it has something to do with the simulation, but that's just a guess...

''{Will runs off-hologram.}''

'''STRONG SAED:''' Kyves, get Ekul we need-

''{Strong Saed is stopped in his tracks, the readout on the monitor reads "Data insufficant, transfereing refresh to backup file 'DarkSader001'." Cut to the LoE base.}''

'''DARLON:''' Dark Sader!

''{Zoom out, Dark Sader has an ethernet cable in his mouth.}''

'''DARLON:''' Put that cable where it belongs!

''{cut to FCUSA. Marzipan is playing a song she calls "Where's Homestar?" when suddenly the background changes to that of inside Dark Sader's stomach. She screams.}''

'''DARLON:''' Who knows what you might be doing!?

''{Zoom out, the scene was a thought bubble above Dark Sader's head, who quickly puts the ethernet cable into a SimuChair. Pan right, Will is heavily trapped.}''

'''DARLON:''' You thought you could get away, didn't you? Well, thanks to that little episode we're accelerating our plans.

'''DARK SADER:''' Our plans are coming along as expected, but we recently discovered a plan of the idiots to destroy our turrets by detonating an anti-grav drive. Do we need to take any precausions?

'''DARLON:''' Nived has ice powers, right?

''{OOC: Wait, does the LoE know that UT switched back to the good side?}''

'''DARK SADER:''' Er, gravity powers.

''{OOC: Yes, they know that UT is good again.}''

'''DARLON:''' Well, get him off his candy-ass and get him to put immense pressure on everyone until we can perfect the secret weapon... Now, activate the machine!

''{Darlon sits down, and the helmets clank down on both their heads.}''

'''DARK SADER:''' Yes, sir.

''{Dark Sader salutes just as him hologram deactivates. Cut back to the fortress. Strong Saed's eyes turn a weird red colour. Meek Sader flickers more before turning into a copy of Strong Sader.}''

'''DARLON:''' ''{off-screen}'' Not that one, you idiot!

''{Everything reverts to normal.}''

''{Cut to the LoE hallway. Darlon pulls a lever which turns off the machine. Dark Sader pops back.}''

'''DARLON:''' I meant the transfer machine!

''{Cut to the transfer machine - Will's restraints are broken.}''

'''DARLON:''' Look what you've done!

''{Suddenly, the blue guy last seen in episode 5 comes in.}''

'''BLUE GUY:''' ''{nervous}'' You wanted me, master?

'''DARK SADER:''' ''{Flickering}'' Do you mind, blue person? It's not that. That Strong Sader guy is drawing data from me. I'm being forsed back into his head! Please don't make me go ba-

''{Dark Sader deactivates again. A Meek Sader hologram is generated to fill the void.}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' Will? Where am I? What's this place? Who's this red haired fellow here? When will I finish talking? Okay that's my "Who, what where and when" for the day.

''{Nived walks back into the room}''

'''NIVED:''' My readings show we have a security breach. Meek Sader?

''{Nived increases gravity under Meek Sader, pinning him down.}''

''{Rai runs in}''

'''RAI:''' ICE! ''{Freezes Nived and frees Meek Sader}''

''(OOC: How the hell did you get in here?)''

''{OOC:I am a mary-sue}''

''{OOC: Okay, I don't care if it's a parody or not, Mary Sues are never ever good in a cooperative fiction}''

''{OOC: ...You seem to forget that almost EVERYBODY in Wikihood are Mary Sues. Actually, almost ALL characters on the WUW itself are Mary Sues.}''

''{OOC: So you think that "I get new powers" or "I get there" without explanation is acceptable because everyone does it?}''

''{Rai disappears in a puff of continuity. Nived and Meek Sader reset to their previous situations.}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' Nived!? I'm in the LoE base!

'''NIVED:''' So you are. Have a nice nap.

''{Nived takes out a ball, increases its gravity, and lets it go over Meek Sader's head.}''

''{Legion teleports in, and looks around the LoE base.}''

'''LEGION:''' Hmm... So this is where the LoE resides... I guessed well. Paydirt.. ''{Notices Nived, and looks at him for a second.}'' Nived, am I right?

''{Nived's eyes widen, then he narrows his eyes}''

'''NIVED:''' Well well well. You remind me of Jerxie. All absorption... no brain. Ciao.

''{Nived creates a ball of gravity and burrows underground.}''

'''LEGION:''' Heh. What a fool. Let's see what I can get from here..

'''BLUE GUY:''' Darlon? You asked for me.

'''DARLON:''' No I didn't. Now, Legion, ho are you and why do you seem intent on being pointlessly rebellious?

'''LEGION:''' What I am doesn't concern you, and I'm here for my own discord. ''{Pushes Darlon out of the way, and walks on further.}''

''{Darlon growls and then returns to watching the spying camera. On the screen, Strong Sader's eyes turn red. He gets out of the simulation chair and rus out of the room. Cut to Ekul, who is back to normal, but his hair is still whitish and his eyes are still discolored. He is trying to crawl back into the base.}''

'''EKUL:''' Somebody... help...

''{Strong Sader runs into the wasteland, noticing Ekul.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Ekul, are you okay? Come on, lets get you back inside.

''{Strong Sader helps Ekul to his feet and helps him walk to the fortress. On his way, Strong Sader cracks a discreet evil smerk.}''

'''EKUL:''' Drakul... he has... a secret... about all of my race... I... I wasn't able to figure out what it was...

''{Specter comes in.}''

'''SPECTER:''' Good news! I've been able to install a few more turrets, and I have improved the defense system! Soon we'll be able to go into the front lines! And I've also modified some Nanobots for the purpose of offense!

'''EKUL:''' How is the... overload plan going?

'''STRONG SADER:''' On schedual last I checked, Specter was nearly done when I last took a look.

'''EKUL:''' Good. ARGH!

''{Ekul glows, and Doctor McDoctor forms from the newly-fixed simulation}''

'''DOCTOR MCDOCTOR:''' Oh wow, it appears you have 8% of Legion's soul. Your body is adapting to it.

'''EKUL:''' Oh WHAT?! This guy again?!

'''DOCTOR MCDOCTOR:''' Where am I? I don't remember being here. Needs must, I guess. Hmm... ''{Points toward Strong Sader}'' Seems there's something inside you as well. Something...

'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{slightly irritated}'' Yes, well we don't have time for this right now. We'll have to trigger this overload.

'''EKUL:''' ''{Gets on his watch}'' Kyves, make sure everything is in position and prepare to overload! This is not a drill!

'''DOCTOR MCDOCTOR:''' Nope, now THIS is a drill! ''{Draws a Black & Decker power drill}''

'''EKUL:''' Stop being iwwelivant. Irrelivant. Something's w- wrong with my aws- r's. Wait a second... I have 8% of the legion? So... If I only have 8% of Strong Sader's death- oh, never mind. Everybody ready?

''{Cut to the simulation room. Meek Sader's hologram is now a glitchy Strong Sader hologram.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{Intermixed with static}'' Somethings... wrong.

''{OOC: Um, aren't they in the fortress already?}''

''{OOC: I'd forgotten, I lost track of the transitions and lost the location.}''

''{Kyves enters the room.}''

'''KYVES:''' Meek... Strong... Uh... Strong Sader number four, what's wrong?

'''STRONG SADER HOLOGRAM:''' I'm not supposed to be here. Instead of repairing me, something new was written into me.

'''EKUL:''' Wait a second, Are you the soul of the Strong Sader that's supposed to be in his body?

'''STRONG SADER HOLOGRAM:''' I'm Meek Sader. The file refresh pasted something over me which neutralised my better qualities and returned me to my stable state.

''{The Simulation stirs, beginning to whir with activity.}''

'''EKUL:''' Hold on a second, does that mean you're an exact clone of Strong Sader?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' No, I think it means he's just... Sader. Also, if your 8% legion, then you're 8% Bell. I'm not sure I can trust you with that power.

''{zoo is heard yawning. he bursts up through the floor}''

'''ZOO977:''' Good morning.

'''EKUL:''' Well, considering that I now have the power to challenge the beast with all my new power, I don't really think I should give it up just yet. You have my word I'll give the rest of Bell back when we kill the thing that did it.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' No, it's not that. You will likely use Bell's warping powers to get to Legion. Warping via his powers while conscious will corrupt and likely destroy your mind.

'''EKUL:''' I can warp? Well, thanks for the tip. I'll just fly. If my mind gets any more corrupted... I'll probably go really psycho.

'''ZOO977:''' Yes, I would like a latte.

''{Pizza slithers is.}''

'''PIZZA:''' Hey guys, what's up?

''{Cut back to the LoE hallway.}''

'''THE THING:''' Wait... what am ''I'' doing here?

''{Meek Sader is suddenly thrown down the hallway. Nived walks in behind menacingly.}''

'''NIVED:''' Tell me what happened to Dark Sader!

''{Cut to another part of the LoE hallway. The blue guy is walking down it.}''

'''BLUE GUY:''' ''{mumbling}'' After all those deeds I did for him, he could at least say hi. But, if Darlon didn't call me, who did?

''{Cut to a view of silhouette watching the blue guy from behind a trash can. Cut back.}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' I have no idea. You know as well as me that I can't lie. Dark Sader got that part of Strong Sader. I have no clue at all. Even if I did know, I wouldn't share it with you.

User talk:Strong Sader

2008-11-11T16:34:13Z

Strong Sader: /* Spam */

==Nothing Gonna Change My Hat==
Hooray! I suppose I should tell you what we've planned so far in this. This is sort of a Wikihood 2 spinoff sort of thing, I guess. Well, not the same story or anything, but that's what we want to do. Uh, the hat is magical, although Chwoka can't get it to work. I'm trying to keep the mafia from getting it. [[User:Ekul|Ekul]][[User talk:Ekul|∞]] 15:38, 20 April 2008 (MDT)

== Want to join..==
Wikirmies online?--[[User:Userunknown|User]][[User talk:Userunknown|unknown]][[Wikirmies online|!]][[Image:Games Banner.PNG|25px]] 14:22, 21 April 2008 (MDT)

== Audition ==

Seriously, it WAS due May 1st (Which is today by the time you're reading this), but you HAVE to audition for NGCMH Arc 2. It doesn't have to be a work of art. You also even get "bonus points" on my scale since you post so often on NGCMH. But it's a method of fairness. So please. [[User:Ekul|Ekul]][[User talk:Ekul|∞]] 16:56, 30 April 2008 (MDT)

== Flashback plot ==

How should our characters meet? A job? A vacation? I'm usually all for random occurances, but I want this one to be a little more interesting than "oh, they bumped into each other whilst yodeling" or something. [[User:Ekul|Ekul]][[User talk:Ekul|∞]] 18:12, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
:I thought we could bump into each other while I'm coming out of hospital after that run in with a bus. You having some bizzare injury maybe? {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 18:22, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
::I suppose that's reasonable. But I don't think we would have struck a chord unless we did something important together. The first impressions would be all off. As a person who frequently visists the hospital I know this. It would be weird to meet again under pretenses of "Hey look, it's the guy who got hit by a bus" instead of "Hey, that guy is cool, we did that one awesome thing together." [[User:Ekul|Ekul]][[User talk:Ekul|∞]] 18:33, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
:::Hmm. Suppose that we met during some zany situation that happened in the hospital, like say we teamed up to beat some insane guy. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 18:35, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

== I never really got to ask this but... ==

Is your name pronounced Strong "Say-der?" If so, where did you get it? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 13:38, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
:Yes, that's how it's pronounced. I misspelled "Strong Vader." {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 13:40, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
::Oh...I see. Well, if you'd like, I can change it to Strong Vader, being a mod and all. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 13:46, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
:::No, I'm fine with it. I've had it for 3 years, and I love it now. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 13:56, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
::::Wait, you like Star Wars? {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 14:22, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::A bit, I was just trying to think of a user name really. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 14:35, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

== New LoE Member? ==
*His name's Bankrupt Welloder. Evil counterpart to Noxigar. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 23:47, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

== Episode end? ==

I think we should end it by cutting to the League of evil. [[User:Ekul|Ekul]][[User talk:Ekul|∞]] 17:32, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:I think so, and have an idea for an ending, too. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 17:34, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::So do I, but I doubt it will interfere with anything you're planning. [[User:Ekul|Ekul]][[User talk:Ekul|∞]] 17:36, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:::It's about their location. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 17:36, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

== Spam ==

Please don't spam {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 13:57, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
:He wasn't. He was alerting inactive people. Badabing Badabang Badaboom. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:00, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
::They do not need to be alerted. Some of those people are either completely inactive or inactive in the fanstuff only. The latter wouldn't care then, and do not want messages like this. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 22:49, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
:::It's a common practice on the Fanstuff Wiki. It means nor does harm and anyone who isn't interested will ignore them. It's succeeded in returning two users to activity so far and I have received no complaints from anyone but you, who is not even embroiled in Wikihood. So in closing, you just complained about something which no one else has a problem with. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 11:07, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
::::Am I one of those users who are back in activity, cause I was planning this all along. Although, I was planning the guy's return for episode 10, but I thought that since you were so impatient... {{User:JCM/sig}} 14:44, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::I didn't force anyone to do anything, I stated that you could either return, leave or officially announce a leave of absence. If you wanted to wait until episode 10 you could have just taken absence until then. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 16:18, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::I just didn't like that inactive next to my name. It looked ugly. {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:54, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
Um if I may butt in being "embroiled in Wikihood" has nothing to do with this at all. The point Bluebry is making is that telling incredibly inactive users (Noxigar comes to mind as one) about their inactivity is spam {{User:The Noid/sig}} 15:36, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
:I refuse to argue about this because it'll go on forever. I had good reasons to do it and not to do it, but in the end, no real harm has been done. Lets just leave it at that. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 16:34, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Wikihood III/chars/Legion

2008-11-08T18:54:18Z

Strong Sader: New page: Legion is a combination of several characters compiled from DNA and coding samples which have been absorbed with the aid of nanobots. Legion was created after the charater Pizza suffered ...

Legion is a combination of several characters compiled from DNA and coding samples which have been absorbed with the aid of nanobots.

Legion was created after the charater Pizza suffered a hideous mutation as a result of radioactive exposure. Due to his unstable genome and artificial nature, Pizza rapidly absorbed objects around him in order to feed, growing in size and becoming Pizzablob. Amoung his initial victims was the fortress' grey goo cache, which Pizza used in order to seperate his brain from him mutated body with a new stable vessle.

Left brainless, Pizzablob began using the nanobots in order to steal attributes for characters at a genetic level, starting with Unholy Tracy before using Sephiroth to re-establish his intellegence. After absorbing enough information to remain stable, Pizzablob, now an entity know as Pizzabeast, attempted to put into motion what was likely to be a diabolical plan before being show down and destroyed by Strong Saed. Another being; residue of gentic information, pizza and nanobots was split from Pizzabeast after it had become genetically sustainable. This was Legion, and it retained the lust for genetic adaption.

Using the abilities it had absorbed from others, it unleashed an army of subordinant Bell clones on the cast, which were promptly dispatched by Drakul. Legion's current whereabouts are unknown.

Legion has absorbed the following traits so far:

*Unholy power x 2 -Unholy Tracy
*Intellect - Sephiorth
*Resistence - Strong Sader
*Gunblade and Wings - Raiku
*Sanity - Homestar

Legion also takes a portion of his victim's names after stealing attributes from them, thus making his current alias ''Unholier Unholyku Pizzetroph'', though he preferes to go by Legion for convenience.

Wikihood III/plot

2008-11-08T12:39:42Z

Strong Sader: Replacing page with 'Season 1'

[[Wikihood III/plot/season 1|Season 1]]

Wikihood III/eps/7

2008-10-31T13:08:25Z

Strong Sader:

Episode 7 - "''Necessities of Life''"

==Synopsis==

'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Sephiroth, Ekul, Unholy Tracy, Dot, Specter, Nived, Kyves, Strong Sader, Dark Sader, Meek Sader, Specter, Pizza, Pizzablob

==Transcript==

''{Open to the morning following the previous episode. The sun rises over the cannon-riden wasteland, and the fortress now floats in partcially connected segments outside the ruined city. zoo walks in. he now has a magazine}''

'''ZOO977:''' You don't know what I found in this cities ruins!

''{Sephiroth grabs it, and looks pleased.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well.. Hello..

'''ZOO977:''' Yep! I found old neopets magazines and other products! ''{picks up the first issue of neopets magazines.}''

'''EKUL:''' Uh, the city is radioactive and not even remotely safe to go near. Uh... I think you have radiation sickness... And you don't want to touch that magazine.

'''ZOO977:''' Theres a special thing called rubber gloves. Honestly. ''{he suddenly begins glowing a lime green.}''

'''EKUL:''' Yeah, if you start developing tumors, blindness and baldness... you might want to get treatment.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I've built an immunity. It happens when you survive direct contact with full blown radioactivity. My clothes however... ''{His clothes rip apart, revealing him in his undies.}'' I'll be right back. ''{Leaves.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Anyways, Im'a go swimming. ''{climbs down a rope, into a pool in the town. he comes up, now glowing orange}'' On second thought, I won't.

''{Sephiroth comes in dressed like [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Michael_Jackson_1984.jpg this.]}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I got these off Ebay. ''{Holds up glove.}''

''{zoo opens a magazine. his eyes widen}''

'''ZOO977:''' TOUR! TOUR! ''{crashes through one of the fortress's walls}''

''{Grey goo comes and fixes the wall.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wait.. ''{Looks. Zoo is on the ground, bleeding.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Note to self: Never eat a knife in excitment again. ''{crawshes through another wall.}'' Oh, wait. ''{walks in through the hole, walks into the next room through the door}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' If you break another wall, I will kill you. First, I'll make you dance.

''{zoo breaks the floor with a crow bar, and falls through the hole made}''

'''ZOO977:''' LOOPHOLE'D!

''{Sephiroth grabs him with a fishing net.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' That's it. ''{Starts spinning around, and then starts dancing. Zoo gets possessed by the dance magic and starts dancing as well. As the dance comes to a stop, Sephiroth ends with his hands in the air. Zoo falls through the hole in exhaustion, as he splats on the ground.}'' Chamone. Chamone indeed. As I like to say, you've been hit by a Smooth Criminal.

'''DOT:''' ''{walks in}'' Hey! ''{kicks him into the cieling, leaves}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{gets up}'' Yay! ''{begins to walk into a new room}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Not right now you don't! ''{Throws some weird glittery substance at Zoo and Dot, which knocks them out.}'' God... ''{Throws them in the cupboard, and locks the door. 10 times.

''{zoom out to show Unholy Tracy is watching them on a large screen}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hey, guys? Do we even like do anything?

''{On the screen, Sephiroth starts talking.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey, Specter, where did Unholy Tracy go? He just left.

'''SPECTER:''' He decided to be a Judas and join the LOE.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Damn.

''{the cupboard falls off the walls, and out into the destroyed city.}''

'''EKUL:''' Uh... how is that radiation immunity possible? Radiation basically corrupts your atoms, and atoms don't have immunity. EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' My atoms already are corrupt. I am pretty much already dead in terms of speaking.

''{Cut back to Nived and Unholy Tracy}''

'''NIVED:''' ...so I'm not sure about everyone else in the LoE, but I build and set up plans and back-up plans. It's Darlon's job to plan out things in the long term and make sure what we do is in the best interest of us. Dark Sader... uh, what do you do again? Oversight and monitoring the enemy, right?

''{on the screen, a kaboom is heard. cuts to the city. zoo is blowing up already blown up buildings. cases of dynamite are next to him.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Yay!

'''EKUL:''' There are no buildings left! Let me put it this way... They would have had to survive a nuclear explosion, an eruption of water, a mecha battle and a dome collapse. That's why it's a '''''ruined''''' city.

'''ZOO977:''' Well, its fun to watch stuff fly everywhere. Its perfectly safe! ''{blows up some more ruins. a knife hits him in the head}'' Ow.

''{Kyves holds a scanner over Sephiroth}''

'''KYVES:''' There seems to be strangely high amounts of metals and metalloids in your body, as well as unusual other materials in your body. Boron... Lithium... Fluourine... phosphorous?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I know. It's the huge amount of chemical reactions I have that keeps me alive.

'''KYVES:''' You know, Ekul and I could use the fuel inside your body to attach a bio-cannon on your arm. You'd have to eat a strange array of chemicals to use it though. At least until we find some way to generate those chemicals inside your body

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh hell no. I'm pretty screwed up as it is thank you.

'''EKUL:''' It doesn't sound like you have long to live... Still, you actually might survive better with a little radiation... but it's still a gamble. Is that why you have grey goo?

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Walks onscreen}''

'''VAN:''' Hey guys! I'm back after-

''{a random pillar crushes Van, killing him}''

'''VAN:''' ''{ghost}'' Dammit. Well, bye guys. I'm leaving this show. ''{flies away}''

''{OOC: Sorry guys, I've been inactive here too long}''

''{Ekul picks up Van's skull}''

'''EKUL:''' Alas, poor Van! I knew him, Strong Sader: a fellow of infinite jest...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Actually Ekul, you're wrong. The radioactivity has preserved me, so technically I will live longer. 5 times longer to be exact.

'''STRONG SADER:''' On a not-related note, the nanos would have probably finished working on the simulation.

''{Cut back to the the fortress. The simulator has been fixed to be better then new. It is now the size of a normal computer CPU rather then the size of a room and is far more streamlined. A number of simulator helmets extend from the back of the machine. The nanobots leave the processor through the fan duct and with their work done, selfdestuct and turn to dust.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' The nanobots followed my redesign perfectly. Infact they may even have added a few things. Anyways, I'll start the reboot.

'''KYVES:''' Quick question, how will this affect our holograms?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Not in any way. Though the efficiency has been increased so you take up less power.

''{zoo walks in. planks are now stuck in his legs}''

'''ZOO977:''' I think I'll stop blowing up ruins now.

'''EKUL:''' Perfect, start the reboot.

''{Strong Sader presses the simulator's power button. It hums to life and begins ticking away. A DOS inteface screen boots up. Strong Sader begins filling in commands.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' I have to get the central programs online manually for the first boot sequence. After that it'll do it itself, but for now I have to teach it how to initialise.

'''EKUL:''' Good. Now hurry up, we don't know if the LoE can see what we're doing.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I feel weird. Like we're being watched.

''{Zoom into a camera in the corner, where the LOE are looking through. Dark Sader is standing over the monitor, gazing at their activities.}''

'''DARK SADER:''' God, these guys are boring. At least the global domination plan is on course. Isn't it?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...No?

''{on the screen, zoo comes in. he has a quarter of a pineapple filled with dynamite. hes screaming, and jumps back into the city. a bunch of smoke comes up the side of the base for a second. Cut back, Sephiroth starts looking around on the screen, and then spots something. He walks towards the camera, and starts poking it.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' This camera isn't mine...

'''ZOO977:''' ''{offscreen}'' I'm not sure this squishy red thing is mine, either!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' It's a bomb! ''{Stuffs it in Zoo's mouth, and it explodes.}'' Spicy.

'''ZOO977:''' I mean this thing! ''{holds up something that resembles a heart}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I am a bit hungry. ''{Takes a bite out of the heart. Blood starts flowing from his mouth, revealing sharp teeth.}'' Thank you.

'''ZOO977:''' Hm... Was that important for my body?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You don't need all of it. Surely.

'''MEEK SADER:''' I'd stay out of the city for now. It's way too dangerous in there at the moment. What with the radiation and structually unsound building foundations.

'''ZOO977:''' Whats this? ''{poking noises are heard. a fountain of blood suddenly shoots up by the base.}''

'''EKUL:''' Sephiroth... are you a vampire? I've got a vampire soul in my body. It's what enables me to not go insane and destroy everything, apparently.

'''MEEK SADER:''' I don't feel comfortable with Zoo blowing stuff up in the city. What with kicking up radioactive dust and whatnot.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No idea. Probably not. I'm resistant to sunlight and Garlic.

''{Cut back to the Pizzaborg's former nanos in the ruined city. The lump now appears dead. Cold and decaying as the grey good self-destructs and turns to dust. Inside the outline of a humanoid shape can be seen. Cut back. Strong Sader is still working on the simulation. Kyves runs in, with a worried look on his face, Ekul follows behind}''

'''EKUL:''' According to fortress scanners, there's a horde of tanks and troops marching this way.

'''KYVES:''' We've been spotted! We need to focus our defenses on the garage, everything else is unimportant by comparison. Strong Sader, you're better at combat, so can Meek Sader take over for you?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' This fortress isn't meant for combat! ''{Grabs the camera in the corner, and smashes it. Cut to the LOE. The screen goes fuzzy. Cut back.}'' Right now we're not in a state for fighting! We need to cloak!

'''STRONG SADER:''' I'll go out and check. Meek Sader can take over but he can't fight for me. He's a pure manifestation of my guilt and timidity. If he was forced to kill someone he'd kill himself out of remorse.

'''EKUL:''' Strong Sader, he'd be perfect for guarding the garage. Sephiroth, cloak the garage, everybody else can distract them until we get the garage to safety.

''{Strong Sader jumps outside and onto the sand below. He looks out toward the duct ploom being kicked up by the tanks and troops. Cut to a camera feed of the same events in the LoE base.}''

'''DARK SADER:''' Nived, is this your work? With the army and all?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I doubt it. They're attacking both them and us!

'''ZOO977:''' ''{on the screen}'' Why am I just laying here, and not calling for help? ''{looks directly at the camera}'' Thats one small helicopter!

'''DARK SADER:''' ''{Groans}'' We have to make out bugs less visable.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...I just hope he can't see US.

'''ZOO977:''' Ride! ''{tosses up a neopets figurine with glue on it. it apparently hits the top, causing the bug to fall.}'' Yay! ''{the camera turns on with a green view.}'' This is fun! ''{takes a controler out of his pocket, begins messing with the cameras movement}''

'''DARK SADER:''' Defence mode!

''{The camera fires a high energy laser at Zoo. He is fried.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Hey! ''{presses a button on his remote. beeping is heard}''

'''AUTOMATED VOICE ON THE CAMERA:''' Tentackles wrapped and waiting command

'''ZOO977:''' I wonder how secure Jasondows really is.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...What.

'''ZOO977:''' I guess I don't need this anmore. ''{throws a disc behind him. a disc labed "Jasondows: by jason fox" falls in to the actual LoE base.}''

''{The Fortress disappears from sight. Sephiroth jumps out as it is happening.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey! Tanks! Look!

'''STRONG SADER:''' Yes, and I don't recognise the design. It may be some group we haven't encountered yet, but Ekul may know a thing or two about them.

''{cut back to the LoE's base}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...? ''{picks up the disc, jams it in his ice-arm}'' ...This is just a bunch of badly-made images disguised to look like a great operating system.

'''NIVED:''' The tanks are of my design. Nothing outside of the LoE could enter this area, it's too tightly guarded. The troops are mercenaries that I hired. They were getting too cocky down there, so I figured I might as well blow them up a few times.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Can I destroy some of them? Like that one that's on fire and has spraypainted the image of a ''{bleep}'' on the tank?

''{Cut back to Sephiroth in front of all the tanks. Everything goes dark, as a spotlight shines on Sephiroth. He starts dancing right in front of the tanks. He ends the dance by shooting at the tanks with a tommy gun.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' DIE $%^&'S!!!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{runs in, jumps up, starts shooting at Seph}'' DIE, MUTHA''{BLEEP}''!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUDAS £$%^!! ''{Points to a neon sign saying Faulk Truck & Tool, with the tool part being obscured by rubble. He shoots some of the letters off, revealing an offensive message. He points at Unholy Tracy and he looks at it.}'' Read that!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' OH YEAH?! WELL HOW ABOUT THIS, THEN! ''{mind-grabs quite a bit of tanks, warps them into an effigy of someone flipping the bird}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO BE A JUDAS AND JOIN THE LOE? YOU EVEN REVEALED CLASSIFIED INFORMATION TO THEM!

'''ZOO977:''' ''{lying nearby}'' Why am I still not calling for help?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Time to be a hero Zoo. ''{Picks up Zoo.}'' ZOODOKEN!!! ''{Throws Zoo fullblast at Unholy Tracy. He then walks over to him, and puts a gun to his head.}'' Tell me.

'''ZOO977:''' Tell you what?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Not you Zoo. Tracy.

'''ZOO977:''' Oh. ''{takes out a cd player, puts on headphones, turns on the player}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Your entire team is made up of retards! Case in point, Zoo.

'''ZOO977:''' HEY! ''{begins choking UH}'' I AM NOT A RETARD! WHEN DID RETARTED TURN INTO AN INSULT? WHATS 57 TIMES 490?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{kicks Zoo in the nuts}'' Thank you for proving my point.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well I can't argue with that fact.. But people like us two, Ekul and Sader, we're not retards. Plus, the LOE aren't any better. a Trio of geeks who have nothing better to do but make things worse for everyone else just because they weren't accepted in childhood? ''{Cut to a camera feed at the LOE. The members look disgusted in what Sephiroth is saying. Cut back.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Anyways, I should go fix myself. ''{begins sinking into the ground}'' Sink.

''{Sephiroth takes Zoo's CD Player.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Spice Girls? No! ''{Throws it back to Zoo.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Eww. Who switched the CD'S? ''{chucks it back}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Didn't Ekul and you build Specter? That's one of the reasons I left. Pizzaborg is dying, and it is his fault. He is locked inside Specter, burning to death. He might already be dead. Now tell me, how would you feel if Specter opened up his chest and a soupBy mixture of cheese, bread, tomato sauce, and fried nanobot oozed out of him? You guys have to realize that I'm the only one that can help him. Oh, and, Pizzaborg was fine until Specter was all "O NOES PIZZABOG AM GUNNA ROT I MUST PREEZURVE HEEM" and then he promptly crammed him in his chest.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Keep in mind Specter's AI still isn't fully developed. He has certain quirks. I can try to convince him to give me Pizza to give to you if you come back.

'''ZOO977:''' ''{takes out a neopets figurine. a propeller appears on the top, and it begins flying around, making an annoying loud buzzing noise}'' Yay!

''{Sephiroth shoots the figurine. It falls to pieces.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hold on, let me check something. ''{presses a button on ice-arm. a holographic screen pops up. UT presses a few things on it}'' Hmm... Nope. He's already dead. Congratulations. You just made a wonderful miracle of science spend the last few hours of his life trapped inside a robot THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A COOLING FAN if I remember correctly.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What the £$%^ are you talkin' about? HE'S A £$%^in REFRIGERATOR FOR GODS SAKE!! IN FACT, CHANCES ARE HE'S NOT DEAD, BUT FROZEN! ''{Looks.}'' YES HE IS. FROZEN. ICY FRESH! SCREW THIS!! ''{Puts the gun to his own head.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Don't mind if I do! ''{puts a straw up to the gun, manages to bring it through the starw. Swallows it}'' Blech. Rust flavored.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I prefer taking people with me anyway. ''{A whole cluster of nanobots go around Sephiroth, Zoo, and Tracy.}'' Now, if you don't cooperate, I'll take you both with me.

'''ZOO977:''' Where?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh nothing. Taking us 3 on holiday to explosion land while we paint everything a nice shade of red while we do it.

'''ZOO977:''' Is that a theme park?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' .....''{Mumbling}'' idiot... WHY YES IT IS, WHERE WE GET TO PLAY WITH THE FAIRIES AND SUCH!!

'''ZOO977:''' Fairies don't exist! Just ask the magical flying orange panda of happiness!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Ok, I'm being rash. I'll just do this. ''{Hits Tracy over the head with Zoo, and drags him back into the fortress.}''

''{Cut back to the fortress. Tracy is now in one of the beds, with restraints on him however.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I brought Judas back! Specter!

''{Specter comes in.}''

'''SPECTER:''' Yes Seph?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Take pizza out.

'''SPECTER:''' Sure.. ''{Takes the Pizza out, alive and well.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' We'll wait until he wakes up. Until then..

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hey, guess what? I've been awake this whole time. You couldn't even crack my bell with Zoo! And, these restraints can't hold me, but I'm not gonna break out of them.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I told you he was alive.

'''ZOO977:''' So, when do I mend this hole in me?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Glue.

'''ZOO977:''' I said when, not how.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Oh? Is he? Let me check. Hey, Pizza!I have three questions for you; How are you feeling? How did you like being trapped in Specter for a few hours? And would you have preferred that I helped instead?

''{Ekul comes into the room, slightly scorched}''

'''EKUL:''' Ouch... I was distracting them all by myself. Where were you gu- wait a second, what's Unholy Tracy doing here?

''{Ekul takes his swords out}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Don't worry. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just here to see Pizzaboy.

'''EKUL:''' Oh, okay. I feel some responsibility for that.

''{Ekul relaxes}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah.

''{Pizza thaws out completely. A number of cheesy tentecles ooze from his sides and onely one of his eyes open, the other having malformed.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' It's just like Akira!

''{Strong Sader heads over to Pizza. He removes a small piece of cheese that's dangling from him and eats it. He smacks his lips as he samples it.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Hmm... From my reaconing he's mutating from the radiation he encountered out in the city. Without the nanobots to sustain his genetic code the mutation is coming into fruition.

''{The Pizza grows in size, as its tentacles starts taking pieces of technology and bringing it into its own system.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Very much like Akira. We definitely need to isolate it.

'''PIZZABLOB:''' Ahhh! It hurts so much... Oh, God...

'''STRONG SADER:''' Meek Sader's working on the simulation in the other room. We can't let Pizza absorb the simulation. Specter, can you freeze him to keep him under control?

'''SPECTER:''' I'll try. ''{Tries to freeze Pizzablob, but the tentacles overpower the freezing mechanism of Specter and rip it out of his system.}'' Crap. We need to get him off this fortress.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Wait. ''{Strong Sader gets some grey goo from a dispenser.}'' If I can get the nanobots to stablise the mutation and reorder Pizza into a more controllable state, we might find a cure.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'm not sure about the Nanobots... ''{The tentacles absorb the Nanobots and start becoming more metallic.}''

''{Meek Sader enters carrying the simulation.}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' Hey, guys! I managed to get the simulation started up!

'''STRONG SADER:''' Okay, now we have to get the thing to safety from the giant mutating Pizzablob.

''{TThe tentacles attempt to couple with the simulation, but Sephiroth throws more Nanobots at them to distract them.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' We need to get it outta here! ''{Starts pushing Pizzablob off.}''

''{A small piece of cheese falls off pizzablob which reforms into Pizza as he was before the mutation.}''

'''PIZZA:''' Yes! I convinced the nanobots my body absorbed to separate my brain from my body and build me a stable form.

'''MEEK SADER:''' So now we've got a giant, ''brainless'' mutating pizza creature on our hands?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Pretty much.

''{The Pizzablob falls off, and lets out a great roar, in which tentacles start eating the tanks.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Damn!

''{The blob begins to destroy and absorb the tanks while being fired on by the assault cannons.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{still strapped to the bed}'' ...You know I can help, right?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Only if you join us again. I'll let you beat up Zoo.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... Okay, I'll help. ''{breaks out of the straps}'' But first... ''{pulls out a flaming bag of crap, warps off, warps back in snickering}'' Okay, NOW I'll help. Ahem. HRRRAAAAHH!!!! ''{clothes turn into a Soul Reaper Captain's uniform, black angel wings soaked in blood appear, eyes turn red, head turns into a skull with tentacles extending from the back. shadow bugs appears and form a sword that looks like [http://pagebydave.net/knife/images/Fantasy_Swords_Sword_of_Darkness__UC1120B_1632.jpg this], but black, and with a purple aura around it}'' TRUE HOLLOW BE-Er-HELL CER-Er... Wh-what am I? I've never seen this before. Hmm... I'll call it... Ungodly Amalgamation. And now for a battle cry before I reduce a beast to cheese-covered calamari. Ahem. DID SOMEBODY ORDER A LARGE HAM?!!!!! ''{runs towards the pizza-beast}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Try to cause as much destruction to the tanks as well!

''{The Pizzablob notices Unholy Tracy, and sends out its tentacles to asbsorb him.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Okay! Hmm... Let's see what i can do... WIBBLE!!!!!!!! ''{grows as tall as pizzablob, if not taller}'' FACE THE POWER OF WIBB- ''{burps, the Pizzablob starts dancing}'' ...Okay, That's not what I meant to do, but it's good enough. ''{slices a tentacle off of the pizzablob, eats it, spits it out}'' Ew. Mushrooms. Oh wait, I was supposed to destroy tanks too. Um... WIBBLESANDWICH.

''{Two tanks crash into each other. Pizzablob roars and latchs onto Unholy Tracy. He absorbs his power, reducing him to normal Tracy. The Pizzablob morphs into the shape of Unholy Tracy, with the tentacles.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' My turn! ''{Puts on Cyber suit, and flies right into the Pizzablob. Starts to shoot razor blades at it. Soon after, the tentacles latch onto Sephiroth, and starts pulling him in.}'' Crap....

''{Unholy Pizza drags in Sephiroth, and absorbs his intellegence. Sephiroth, now Sephi is then tossed aside. It creates the appearence of A cyborg/pizza Sephiroth with Unholy Tracy's Head. Unholy Pizzaroth stirs for a second.}''

'''UNHOLY PIZZAROTH:''' I will be back... ''{Flies away}''

'''SEPHI:''' Whoa... I feel weird.

''{Strong Sader runs in.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' What the crap was that thing?

'''SEPHI:''' Pizzablob. Stay away from it... It will absorb your power... ''{Pukes offscreen.}'' And give you nausea.

'''TRACY:'''''{wakes up}'' Huh? ...Oh God. I knew this was going to happen eventually. Hold on... ''{pulls a clone of Bell out, absorbs it, transforms back into Unholy Tracy}'' THAT'S better.

'''SEPHI:''' 'Scuse me.. ''{Takes out a little syringe, and pokes Unholy Tracy with it. Some of his blood is in there.}'' Thank you. ''{Stabs himself with it.}'' With this, I'm able to replicate your powers for a short time. 1 hour to be exact.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' So, would that make you Unholy Sephi?

'''UNHOLY SEPHI:''' Pretty much, yeah. It's a good thing I borrowed your unholy, as that Pizzathing stole my Roth. HE STOLE MY ROTH DAMNIT! THE ROTH IS THE SOURCE OF ....ME!

'''ZOO977:''' So, where's the grey goo? It's not comfortable having a gaping hole in you.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' And my unholy is technically my fath-OH GOD. PIZZABLOB HAS MY FATHER'S BODY INSIDE HIM. WE HAVE TO STOP HIM.

'''EKUL:''' A thing that absorbs powers, eh? Sounds kinda like Jerxie. And Darkul. Well, all the best enemies absorb your power. I guess we'll have to kill it for good this time.

'''STRONG SADER:''' The Pizza creature must be absorbing the DNA of others to rectify the mutations in it's own genetic code. It may well strike again soon.

'''UNHOLY SEPHI:''' Well, we should be worrying about the tanks. Let me try... EXPLODING SEPHIROTH GHOST CLONES!!! ''{Spits out some Sephiroth Ghost clones from his mouth.}''

'''GHOST CLONE:''' When I grow up, I want to be a terrorist! Whee!!! ''{Flies into one of the tanks, and explodes.}''

''{Having been mostly destroyed by Ekul and Unholy Tracy's efforts and with Unholy Sephi's new help the tank army retreats back behind the turrets}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' The fortress is still standing... er, floating, but it seems a bit crippled. Pizzablod asorbed the grey goo cache, so we'll need to repair it ourselves.

'''KYVES:''' Bad news: the flotation grid is destabilized. It would be incredibly dangerous to repair without nanobots...

'''EKUL:''' I have an idea. We take the fortress to one side of the city and overload the flotation device. This will cause a massive pulse that will blast the remains of the city into the turrets on the other side. Then, the radioactive wasteland will be blown full force into the turrets, destroying both any remains of the city and the turrets that are hit. Then we can just walk through.

'''STRONG SADER:''' That plan is AWESOME! Lets do it!

'''MEEK SADER:''' All in favour?

''{Strong Sader and Meek Sader raise their hands.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{raises hand}'' Aye.

'''SPECTER:''' By my calculations the fortress will need to be reinforced before we try it, or we could lose it. Best case scenario only 40% of the fortress will be intact. However, this plan should eliminate our obstacles easily. I'm in.

'''STRONG SADER:''' If we're going to undertake such a venture I'll need to get the simulation to safety. I'll go get it now.

''{Strong Sader heads off into the fortress. Meek Sader's hologram flickers with static.}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' ''{Crackely, slowing voice}'' I, fee-ee-l... weird...

''{Meek Sader shuts down completely. Inside the fortress, Unholy Pizzaroth messes with the simulation with some nanobots. Strong Sader enters, catching him.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{Prepares his electrical powers}'' You!

''{Strong Sader lunges at the creature. It dodges and rams one of its tentecles into the back of his neck and absorbs his resistence to death. Unholier Pizzaroth gains Strong Sader's eyes and legs. He leaves Strong Saed lying on the floor knocked out and sinks into the shadows.}''

''{OOC: Writing myself out for a holiday I'll be on next week. Ekul and Seph are in charge while I'm gone. - Strong Sader}''

''{Kyves hears Strong Sader's screams. He runs in and sees Strong Sader's}''

'''KYVES:''' Oh man... he's out cold...

''{Kyves examines his body}''

'''KYVES:''' He's lost his resistance to death... I gotta get him somewhere safe.

''{Kyves pulls up one of the cars that Ekul stole, and sets Sader inside. Then he places the simulation in the trunk. He takes the car out of the fortress.}''

'''KYVES:''' Ekul, Sephi, Unholy Tracy! Meek Sader is missing and Strong Sader is knocked out!

'''EKUL:''' Oh man... how long is he out for?

'''KYVES:''' I don't think he's waking up for a while.

'''EKUL:''' ''{Sarcastic}'' Great. Just perfect. Well, just get the car a safe distance away. I'll continue setting up the escape plan.

''{Cut to the grey goo blob. The last nanobots die completely, releacing a creature resembling Pizzaboy without his pizza elements. He emerges with an executive style suit. He streches and walks out into the Wasteland. Cut to the LoE base. Dark Sader is watching the main group while working on something with Nived.}''

'''DARK SADER:''' What was that cheesy creature thing, I wonder... Nived, what's the stats on our plan?

'''NIVED:''' The machine required to work it is complete! Ekul, Strong Sader and Kyves will soon fall into our trap. Their allies will most likely die in the ritual. ...by the way, what is the status on our enemies?

''{Cut to Unholy Tracy}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{wakes up}'' Huh? What?

'''EKUL:''' Pizzablob got Strong Sader's death resistance. That's just wonderful, right? Now the only way to beat him is to kill him and then absorb his ghost before he respawns. And to do that you need to be an evil vampire, so I'm going to have to turn into Drakul. Oh well, maybe the powers I get from him will allow me to take control back.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' No, you don't have to do that. I absorb souls already. ''{rips open chest. from inside it there are many, many wailing souls. UT closes his chest back up and his clothes fix themselves}''

'''EKUL:''' The problem is that he has the unholy ability as well, so it won't work. But it's impossible to absorb a vampire...

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' It wouldn't hurt to TRY.

'''EKUL:''' It would if he absorbed you.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I'd eat my way out.

'''EKUL:''' Well then, that just goes to show that if you can eat your way out of your type of absorption then it must be pretty weak.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Oh, you mean he'd rip my soul out of my body, eat the body, and then force my soul into his own soul, then I wouldn't be able to eat my way out of that. I'd just warp my soul out of his body and into a clone of myself, but not before placing a remotely-operated nuke inside the base of his skull, if he has one.

'''EKUL:''' Right, but that just leaves the problem that he'd just come back as a ghost and then respawn the next episode. That's Strong Sader's power.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Not if I also rip out his original soul and absorb it.

'''EKUL:''' But that's what I'm saying, if you can rip out his soul seprate from his powers and absorb it, he can rip yours out too. It's too risky.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...You know nothing of my life, and, as far as I'm concerned, you are a meaningless git. Now, where can I find the big bad pizza monster, Master Git?

'''EKUL:''' ''{Sarcastically}'' Right in the cannon of one of those turrets.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Whatever, I'll just go find it. ''{runs off, runs back in, flips off Ekul, runs off again}''

''{Ekul writes something down and continues with what he was doing before. Cut to UT}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Note to self. drop a bag of crap onto Ekul when he's aslee-OH HOLY CRAP.

''{camera spins around to reveal pizzablob, now as a sixty feet tall blob}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Lez have FUN wit' 'dis thang! ''{jumps up, flies into Pizzablob}''

''{cut back to Ekul. He stops what he's doing and looks toward where UT went.}''

'''EKUL:''' I was kind of a jerk to him... he was kind of a jerk to me too, sure, but maybe I should apologize. After all, we ARE on the same side. Pizza blob's probably miles away by now

''{Ekul flies off toward where UT went}''

'''EKUL:''' Hey Unholy Tracy I- AAAH!

''{Ekul sees Pizzablob and Unholy Tracy}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' DIE YOU UGLY SON OF A-''{flies into the blob}''

'''EKUL:''' WAIT! I FORGOT HE COULD JUST ABSORB YOUR POWER AND SPIT YOU OUT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KILL HIM BEFORE YOU ABSORB HIS SOUL!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{from inside the blob}'' ...I don't give a flying ''{bleep}''!

''{Pizzablob drains Unholy Tracy's power and turns him into Tracy. Technically, that would make him Unholy Unholy Pizzaroth.}''

'''EKUL:''' You still have clones right?

'''TRACY:''' Yeah. ''{pulls out another Bell clone, absorbs it, transforms back into Unholy Tracy}'' Do you think I should do what Bell did when he sacrificed himself?

'''EKUL:''' You mean create a huge monolith beam of death that nothing can survive?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' No, you idiot. ''{pulls out a large, old looking book, flips it open to [[The Death of Bell/5|these]] [[The Death of Bell/6|pages]]}'' Here. Read this.

''{Pizzablob for some reason waits for Ekul to read the pages}''

'''PIZZABLOB:''' I haven't got all day.

'''EKUL:''' Oh! You mean force all your energy into a double-punch?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Well, yes. Technically, when Bell did that, he forced all of the souls he had absorbed into it, as well. The guy who wrote that didn't really check all the facts.

'''EKUL:''' That's a pretty epic sacrifice. Uh... I'm not on your bad side anymore, am I?

''{OOC: Strong Sader emailed me and told me Sephiroth is supposed to decide when this subplot ends. So I guess neither of us are allowed to defeat him unless Seph gives it the go-ahead.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' No, no you aren't. Anyways, I'm kinda tired, and I'm sure Pizzablob is too. Let's finish this in a little while later. ''{sits down, pulls out some horse tranqs and a book labeled "You Won't Be Able To Sleep After You Read Any Of This Book Unless You Are A Superpowered Narcoleptic And Sado-Masochistic Cosmic Horror With Horse Tranquilizers On Hand". The sub-title reads "A Collection of the Cthulhu Mythos, House Of Leaves, and Tinfoil Hat Theories That Will Make You Cry". UT opens it and start reading}''

''{OOC: Well sorry about my inactivity lately. I've been on somewhat of a holiday myself. And for Pizzablob... maybe around the start of the next episode?}''

'''PIZZABLOB:''' You cannot defeat Unholy Unholier Pizzaroth, fools! I am IMMORTAL!!

''{Pizzablob laughs evilly as the camera blacks out. Credits.}''

Wikihood III/eps/6

2008-10-14T17:50:28Z

Strong Sader:

Episode 6 - "''Camping Without a Stove''"

==Synopsis==

'''CAST:''' Sephiroth, Gilligan, Strong Sader, Zoo977, Ekul, Raiku, Unholy Tracy, Noxigar, Meek Sader, Kyves, Pizzaboy/borg, Specter, Dark Sader, Nived

==Transcript==

''{Open to an exterior shot of the fortress. The grey goo comes off, and it's as good as new.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I love grey goo.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Me too! ...Wait, what?

'''STRONG SADER:''' YARGHH! I just swallowed some!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' That's a good thing. It's cleaning the inside of your body as we speak. Do you know what the Grey goo is made of?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Nanobots. They're altering my make up on a sub-atomic scale to make it efficient and painless.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh... yeah.. Whoa.

''{zoo walks in. he has his head stuck in a blue jar}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{muffled}'' Hi, guys!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Punches Zoo in the face, breaking the jar.}'' Hello.

'''ZOO977:''' Finally!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' THERE'S A GIANT BUG ON YOUR FACE! LET ME GET IT OFF! ''{Punches him again.}'' ....No seriously. There was.

'''ZOO977:''' ''{his under bite slightly bent}'' Thats cool. ''{takes some toxic waste brand gum out of his pocket. gladly chews a piece.}''

'''EKUL:''' Wait, does that make you the guy we all help because he's clumsy, or the guy who always takes all the pain of everything we do?

'''ZOO977:''' I dont know. ''{blows a bubble. it coveres his head when it pop's.}''

'''EKUL:''' Okay... go check to see if those turrets over there are on.

'''ZOO977:''' Ok! ''{walks over to the turrets}'' Nope. Should they be on?

'''RAIKU:''' Okay, so we need the turrets on, some food, some water and beds, and to try and find a way out. Zoo, you turn on the turrets. Ekul, you get the water. Sephiroth, you get the beds. Badstar, you try and find a way out. I will get the food. Any questions?

'''ZOO977:''' Nope! ''{switches on the turrets.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ''{walks in}'' ...Is it THAT HARD to just get Specter or someone to carry me if I'm asleep when you all go somewhere?!

'''ZOO977:''' Are the turrets working? Or are they out of ammo?

''{Cut to Noxigar inside one of the turret windows, coming out of a tent}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{yawns}'' Anything happen while I was asleep?

'''RAIKU:''' Just in time! I need you to try and build some communication machines so we can contact the outside!

'''NOXIGAR:''' I planned on taking apart some of the turrets to make an electric armor so I can go outside to do so.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Whatever. I'm gonna spy on the bad guys. ''{walks off}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{looking in the turrets}'' Here's the problem! ''{takes out two boxes labled ammo, and puts them in two turrets. just like that, zoo begins getting shot repeatidly}'' ARGLEBARGLEFUIRTYFISHPASTEDRINGLEBLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- ''{continues}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{walks back}'' They were eating waffles. ''{almost is shot by the turrets}'' AAGH!!! ''{blocks the bullets with sword}''

'''ZOO977:''' Whew. Thanks! ''{looks down, notices he's full of holes}'' Nothing a few hundred corks couldn't fix!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Why do that when you can use that grey goo?

'''ZOO977:''' Because I don't know what else to ''{removes his hardhat, takes a trash bag out of it labled "1000 corks"}'' do with them.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' You could load them into an airsoft rifle and fire them at hobos? There are a few survivors a block and a half from here.

'''ZOO977:''' Nah, I have someone for that.

''{an explosion is heard in the distance. a hair band falls in front of bell. dot then walks by in the background}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Whatever. I'm gonna go try to fix my TARDIS. Could you get Pizzaboy to help? He's the one that broke it.

'''EKUL:''' I haven't heard from him since the nuclear reactor blew, he could still be in the dome for all we know.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Right. I'll go find him. ''{summons a shovel, starts tunneling through the ground}''

'''EKUL:''' Shouldn't you check the fortress first? He might not have helped us blow the dome because he's lazy or something.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ... ''{climbs out}'' The dome's destroyed? Okay, now I'm confused. Besides, my TARDIS is still there, albeit shaped like a capsule and the innards covered in cheese.

'''EKUL:''' Oh, well bad news about your TARDIS then.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...What?

'''EKUL:''' I'm pretty sure it's either badly damaged or destroyed. It might be under one of those pieces of the dome.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...So? If it was destroyed, the inner universe would spill out around us, and as ,long as I can still enter it, it'll be fine.

''{Cut to the inside of the dome, amoung the wreckage, Pizzaboy is writhing in a puddle of cheese in severe pain. Cut back to the fortress, Meek Sader and Kyves are examining the simulation, cutting out the melted or unneeded circuit boards.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Guys, this is getting a bit outta hand. We have everything we need here. This fortress does have bedrooms you know. And also, be careful with the turrets. Keep your distance. When they overheat.. well...

''{Cuts back to the turrets. Boxes labled "C4" are on top of the turrets. Ticking is heard. Lit torches riddle the ground.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Don't worry.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Now, if you excuse me, I'll be getting ready for whatever we're gonna do.

'''MEEK SADER:''' Well, a good 40% of the simulation's hardware is screwed. The hard drive we installed has finished downloading a copy of the information, so at least we haven't lost it for good.

''{Pan over to the left. The simulation has now been removed from its frame and the functional boards layed out on the floor. Sephiroth walks in with a cybersuit, and holding a helmet in his arm.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Just finished it. Like it? There was leftover technology from the mecha we destroyed, so I decide to innovate it.

''{cut back to Pizzaboy's destroyed body. T walks in, and notices Pizzaboy}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Oh there you-Oh, holy ''{bleep}''! Hold on. I'll help ya. ''{summons a stretcher and a large shovel, picks up Pizzaboy with it, lays him on the stretcher}'' Hmm... You're pretty messed up. Don't worry, kid. I'll get you back to the group ''{wheels the stretcher offscreen}''

''{cut back to the turrets. UT wheels the stretcher onscreen}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I found him. He's pretty screwed up, but he's still alive. I think I can help him, but I'll need some of the grey goo.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Gets out a bucket full of it.}'' Make him drink it.

''''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...He's unconscious you dolt. ''{grabs the bucket, starts blasting it with a purple aura}'' Since the nanites likely can't understand the concept of pizza/human, I'll reprogram these. ''{stops, pours it onto Pizzaboy's body. He is already starting to heal. When it is complete, he looks even more human, but smells like cheese and has a yellow-orange skin tone, and has irises with pepperoni-like color. He is also wearing a grey jumpsuit, made from the nanites}'' I also reprogrammed then to be symbiotic so they can heal him whenever necessary.

'''ZOO977:''' ''{walking in, covered in corks}'' Ok!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Pores some black goo on Zoo977.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Eww. Issn't the healing goo grey? ''{the goop begins drying. zoo is stuck to the ground}'' Crap.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Okay, something's wrong. Pizzaboy isn't waking up. There should be a little bit of the goo left in the bucket. ''{pulls out a syringe, gets some of the remaining grey goo, injects it into Pizzaboy's head}'' His sausage brain and/or onion nervous system may be damaged. Those nanites should be able to fix it.

''{the stuff on zoo stops drying. his head isn't stuck}''

'''ZOO977:''' I'm sad inside of dried goop.

''{The grey goop starts buzzing.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Zoo, you are now officially our Baldrick.

'''ZOO977:''' Guesuntheid.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... The buzzing means they're telling me something. ''{holds something labeled "Spaceballs the Translator" to Pizzaboy]''

'''TRANSLATOR:''' Brain completely intact. Nervous system severed and destroyed beyond repair. Much onions needed.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... Onions. Where would we find onions?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' In the kitchen. If you want, I'll turn this fortress back to a skyscraper. And by the way.. ''{The Black goo starts shocking Zoo.}''

''{zoo falls unconsious. his head bends, so it points towards a deserted onion stand a block away}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Thanks, Zoo's divining rod head! ''{runs to the onion stand, summons a shopping cart, loads a lot of onions into the cart, wheels it back, stops it right beside the stretcher}''

''{the nanites pour out of Pizzaboy's mouth, and the nanites that are still left in the bucket pour out of thay. They carry some of the onions into Pizzaboy's mouth. Old, rotted, strands of onion fall out of Pizzaboy's mouth}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Good, they've already removed the old nervous system.

''{Pizzaboy emerges from his coma like state. He gets to his feet and stretches, as he does so, nanobots are visibly forming parts of his skin.}''

'''PIZZABORG:''' Wow! I feel totally revitalised! Those nanobots couldn't repair all of my damage so they've just formed together to replace some of my functions! Look, I've even got automatic exposition built into my brain!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Neat. But, why call yourself Pizzaborg? And why have the nanites visible?

'''PIZZABORG:''' Pizzaborg? That's a WAY better name! I'll take that! Anyway, I don't have control over the nanos, they're just doing what they want.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Interesting.. Actually, you might. Hold your arm out.

'''PIZZABORG:''' Sure. ''{Holds out arm}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hmm... Interesting.. Yep. The Nanobots have infused with your DNA, Making you more Machine than Pizza. And yes, over a while of time, you'll be able to control this, but at the moment, you need to learn how.

'''PIZZABORG:''' Neat. I feel hungry, are there any oreos in this kitchen?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...You DO know I can just tell the nanites to hide under his pizza-skin, right?

'''PIZZABORG:''' They want to be seen. They're been speaking to me through my thoughts. they want to know what it's like to form an organism. I don't really mind.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Hmm... This gives me an idea! Seph, can I borrow some of this grey goo stuff?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sure.

''{Strong Sader collects a sample of grey goo from a dispencer in the wall. He then dashes off on his unknown project.}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{getting up}'' How do I get out of this?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Huh. But, like that, you look like a badly-made Star Trek costume. What if they form your hair? Maybe even a beard...

'''ZOO977:''' Star... trek? RAAGH! ''{his eyes begin twitching, as he foams at the mouth. he breaks out of the mold, and runs off. screams are heard}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ''{yelling offscreen}'' I was talking about Pizzaborg, you idiot!

'''PIZZABORG:''' ''{While searching through a cupboard}'' I can't really control them, so I can't really tell them to do something right now.

''{police sirens are heard. police men soon drag zoo back onscreen and offscreen, in a giant woven bag}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...But ''I'' can!

'''MEEK SADER:''' ''{Walks in}'' Hey, guys! What's going on?

'''EKUL:''' I'm not sure, but I still don't trust Pizza Boy. Now we have an easy way to take him out if he betrays us though.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yep. ''{Holds out keypad.}'' A device that will single-handedly make everything I made self destruct. Except Specter. You need a password though.

'''EKUL:''' Excellent.

''{A strong wind starts to blow towards the nuked town}''

'''EKUL:''' Man, I really hope the wind doesn't change directions.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Why?

'''EKUL:''' Well, the town's going to generate radiation for at least 10 years. If it blows towards us, we will either have to move or bunker down. Plus, the radiation could cause interference in the simulation-tracker.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Let me try something that could work.

''{The flying fortress starts blowing more wind towards the town. It conflicts with the other wind, and it starts to form a giant cloud that absorbs the wind.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' This is special wind. I call it Zephyr. It overpowers any other wind by transforming into a Windcloud. It's quite complicated.

'''EKUL:'''Well that's good to know, we're safe from the radiation. Well, in order to get past those cannons, we should build an artillery.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Personally, I think we should temporarily take the fortress apart to make individual little fortresses. It's way to big for what we're gonna be doing.

'''EKUL:''' Yeah, I agree. I can get to work immediately.

'''SPECTER:''' I'll do it!

'''SEPHIROTH:'''' ......I CALL KITCHEN! ''{Rushes to the kitchen to disconnect it.}''

'''EKUL:''' I get the chemistry lab!

''{Ekul sections it off}''

'''KYVES:''' Hey, I wanted that!

'''EKUL:''' Fine, I'll take the garage, you can have the chemistry lab.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Actually, screw the kitchen, I'll have the living room! Operate a machine at my couch? YES PLEASE! ''{Runs to the living room, and starts working on it.}''

'''EKUL:''' Fortunately, the garage doubles as a food storage. Ha ha!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I've got a minifridge!

''{Cut to the garage, Ekul and Meek Sader enter and begin disconnecting the bolts and plates holding it onto the surrounding fortress. Strong Sader is in the corner, he has partially reconstructed the simulation's circuit boards. The casing has been placed against the wall as scrap. Clockswipe, and there are several tank-like fortresses instead of one big fortress.}''

'''EKUL:''' There we go! I altered the turrets and added more since they are now divided up. I'm going into my garage.

''{Ekul flies up to the hatch and climbs into it. Strong Sader and Meek Sader place a few nonrusted and decently undented panels over the simulator's frame. Strong Sader Examines the portable hard disk from earlier, now hardwired into the core of the simulation.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Okay, we're preped for phase two.

'''EKUL:''' Hold on, I just got an idea. We're still being generated by the simulation, right?

'''STRONG SADER:''' You, Kyves and Meek Sader are. You and Kyves' bodies must have migrated for the winter. They were probably destroyed by the perimeter turrents outside. Why?

'''EKUL:''' Well, if we're from the simulation, could I not do this?

''{Ekul presses a button, and his Trash Can forms from out of the system}''

'''EKUL:''' This thing has plenty of highly advanced computer technology, couldn't we use the holograms from the system itself to hold the system in a sort of self perpetuation?

''{A rumbling is heard and felt. It stops soon after.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Offscreen}'' I'M DONE!

'''STRONG SADER:''' At the moment, the simulation is operating at minimal capacity to prevent overload. ''{Picks up the jar of grey goo from earlier}'' I've programmed these nanobots to adapt the simulation to maximum efficiency while repairing all damage at the same time.

''{The garage door opens. Sephiroth walks in.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Need help?

'''MEEK SADER:''' Hey Sephiroth, we just need to implant these nanobots directly into the simulation's core.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Is that all? Childsplay. ''{Walks up to the simulation, and starts working on it. He gets a syringe, and puts the grey goo into it.}'' Where's the core?

''{Strong Sader points toward the portable harddrive wired into the center of the computer. Sephiroth goes towards it, and starts to add the nanobots to it.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' That should do the trick.

''{Strong Sader closes up the casing of the simulation.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Okay, the simulation is very complex, I would think it'll take another couple of hours for the nanos to sort the information and repair the damage so we should concentrait on the matter of the assault cannons for now.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Try adding plasma to them. I've got a few plasma rifles you can take apart for it.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Lets not be hasty, lets just leave then nanos that complete the work. If they're interupted in some way we could loose the simulation althogether.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' The Cannons Silly.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Well, Pizz isn't answering, so I'll just go ahead and do it. ''{lls out the translator again}'' Nanites that are not part of Pizzaboy's jumpsuit! Cover yourselves with excess cheese so Pizzaborg doesn't look like a Star Trek fanboy!

''{the translator emits a buzzing noise. The nanites inside Pizzaborg do what they were told}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' There. ...You know, Pizzaborg, I COULD just give you the power to command the nanites. Or do you want to pad out the episodes via a subplot involving learning to do so yourself?

'''EKUL:''' Sephiroth, the cannons he's talking about are the enemy cannons. That's why he thought you were talking about the Simulation.

'''STRONG SADER:''' The cannons are already in alert mode because of the destruction of the dome. If we try anything big they'll make short work of us. I suggest that we find a way to cloak ourselves from them, but they're going to be hard to trick.

'''EKUL:''' Wait, I've got it! We can make an army holographic kamakaze robots using the simulation! That would take no materials, have no risks and have infinite resources!

'''STRONG SADER:''' A nicely original idea. I'll begin, programming a model for some kamikaze robots. Once the nanos are done, we can put them to work on the cannons. Although if they site the simulation as the source of the attack then they'll likely attack it.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' This might be time to unveil one of my longest creation. The Xenobot. 99% Unbreakable Titanium, claws and teeth as sharp as... something really sharp, 360% senses, and 500km/h speed. It could be a distraction, and it could be able to make the cannons too busy to notice us.

'''EKUL:''' Well, we don't want the simulation to be in danger. Hold on a second... I think we've been misunderstanding how holograms work. So far, any attempt to bring a mechanical object into the real world with the simulation has failed... I think the holograms are actually run through the mind to produce our hologram bodies. When Chwoka was copied into the simulation, he couldn't log out of the system with a hologram because he wasn't really Chwoka and didn't have a mind. That must mean two things. If our bodies die we can't become holograms, only ghosts. And Homestar and Strong Bad must be a part of some other people's minds.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Homestar you say? I can think of 1 or 2 people...

'''STRONG SADER:''' Homestar and Strong Bad must have left am inprint of themselves inside your head when they were in there. When they separated out again the simulation it must have mistaken then for a personality fragment like Meek Sader and generated them when it broke down.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Interesting... But I thought they enemies were outside the simulation.

'''EKUL:''' Exactly, that's because they were real personalities inside Chwoka and Strong Sader's heads. Since the hologram can't copy personalities, it conveys them. Then our pure personality is mixed with the projection to give the version of ourselves we see on the hologram. That explains why I have hair and clothes and stuff. That's why we're still mortal even though our physical forms aren't real.

'''STRONG SADER:''' That's also partically the reason I haven't been able to die. My body got so much practice in coping with death and heavy trauma from my deaths in the simulated environment that it now knows how to continue to operate with and heal heavy damage. The ghosts must be a hang over from the simulation. When it senses my deaths, it generates a soft light ghost on reflex.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' So interesting. .....So you're pretty much indestructible? ''{Pulls out an X-Men comic with Wolverine, and looks at it, then looks at Strong Sader.}'' Hmm... ''{Goes offscreen, comes back with some knifes, and makes Strong Sader hold them between his fingers.}'' Yeah.

'''EKUL:''' Strong Sader, I just had an idea. What if you ran across the border, got killed and showed us how the enemy turrets work? Then you could just float through as a ghost and see what's on the other side.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Interesting.. However, we could send tiny nanobots to help us.

''{zoo walks back in. he is in a straightjacket}''

'''ZOO977:''' Hello!

''{Sephiroth does a huge punch in Zoo's face. his underbight moves again}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Will you stop just moving everywhere, and stay somewhere!? ''{Glues Zoo to the floor.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Wait, isn't the glue still wet? ''{stands up}''

''{The glue suddenly dries right as Sephiroth pushes Zoo onto the floor.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Now it isn't.

'''ZOO977:''' MUST GET UP! ''{attempts to chew through the straight jacket.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' That's a lead-lined straight jacket. You'll kill yourself if you do that.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Well, he can help us with one of our problems.

''{Strong Sader rips Zoo from the floor, taking a small chunk of the flooring with him. He then tosses him out the window and into the field below. On his way down, hundreds of explosive rounds hit Zoo before he land on the surface of the field, where a land mine blows up beneath him an propels him back up and into the window where he was thrown from. Zoo is alive but charred in a cartoony fashion. The Straight Jacket is unharmed, and still on him.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' The defences seem pretty effective.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hmm..

''{Pizzaborg walks into the garage, his nanobot skin secions have now adapted a colour similar to his skin tone.}''

'''PIZZABORG:''' Hey guys, anything up?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' We tested the enemies defense with out scapegoat. It took quite a toll on him.

'''PIZZABORG:''' Well-

''{A buzz comes from the simulation. Pizzaborg convulses. The grey goo portions of his flesh begin pulsating ominously.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Uh oh. Does anyone have any magnets? That is probably the cause of the problem.

'''EKUL:''' Kyves has magnetokinesis, could it be him? He's also got turbine-swords in his arms that are run by magnetic fields.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' That's highly possible.

'''KYVES:''' Well I guess we're just going to have to stay apart from each other.

'''EKUL:''' On the other hand, you could pretty much enslave him with your powers.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Something's overriding the nanobots' primary directive. They're recofiguring into a new state.

''{Pizzaborg melts down into a puddle of grey goo. The goo slithers away, leaving only a pizza. A small slit on its surface acts as a mouth.}''

'''PIZZA:''' What just happened?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well... You're just a pizza now. The Boy, and Borg part just disappeared.

'''EKUL:''' We should sell the pizza as a fundraiser.

'''STRONG SADER:''' The nanobots must have taken the human part of his DNA with them. Technically he's an entirly new species: Pure living Pizza. I claim discovery of this new species: ''Pazzarium Saderus''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What are the Nanobots doing then?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Hmm... Where are the little guys?

''{Cut outside. The grey goo slithers from the fortresses across the plains and toward the ruins of the domed town. Cut back.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Probably nothing to worry about, they won't get far and they're programmed to self destruct after a set time without a task.

'''GILLIGAN:''' How come I just sensed that we're gonna get attacked by grey goo? And how long have I been here?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Don't worry. The grey goo can't attack us. I programmed them for defensive purposes only. However, if it does go into the wrong hands, I can make them all explode, causing a huge explosion.

'''ZOO977:''' ''{walks in.}'' Hi, guys. Did you know lead-lined straight jackets makes your stomach tingle?

'''STRONG SADER:''' The tingleing is probably some heavy metal poisoning. I'd write my will now, if I were you.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'll help you. ''{Gets out a piece of paper.}'' I give my house, my money, my pets, and all my possessions to Sephiroth. There.

''{Ekul adds a footnote}''

'''FOOTNOTE:''' I forgo all previous ditribution and requisition the entire estate and all of my patents, copywrites and ideas to Ekul.

'''EKUL:''' It's what the lawyers insisted. You don't want to get in trouble with the law do you?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Well, it seems that night is falling again. ''{gestures toward the sunset outside}'' Maybe we should consider settling down and starting fresh in the morning.

'''EKUL:''' We need to stay as far away from the do(o)med city as possible. In the morning, I believe the LoE tracker should work.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Tomorrow I'll start the reboot software, then we should be able to access the tracker.

''{Sephiroth crosses out what Ekul wrote.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Nice try. ''{Grabs the paper before Ekul tries to, and takes it away.}'' Off to business now.

'''EKUL:''' Oh, well, it's a good thing I have another copy. Time to fax it.

''{Ekul puts it through the fax machine.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' One problem as far as I can see: You just faxed the document without Zoo's signiture, they're not likely to accept anything from you now.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' But I have! ''{Holds the document with Zoo's signature.}'' I made him sign it. I stuffed a pen in his mouth, and he signed it. I had to use force though.

'''ZOO977:''' I already have my will written!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I know.

''{A noise is heard, as someone comes in. Kyves draws his swords and looks at it. Ekul ignores it.}''

'''EKUL:''' I'll pay you money while you're alive if you give me your stuff when you're dead.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Fine. You can have his stuff. Jeez. No need to be desperate.

''{The small figure moves past Kyves, even moving his blades away. He moves towards Sephiroth, and tugs on his pants leg.}''

'''????:''' Seph, may you please explain this to me? ''{Points to Zoo.}'' I told you not to experiment with Hobos. They smell up the place.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh, sorry dude.

''{Cut to the inside of the wrecked dome. Pizzaborg's former nanobots slither under a bombed out building. They nestle in a corner and begin work on something. Cut back to the fortresses. It's now night. Inside the garage, Meek Sader is keeping an eye on the simulation.}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{crawls in through the airvent, looks around}'' How many places are connected to my house by passages?

'''SPECTER:''' Excuse me? This isn't your house. You do not live here.

'''PIZZA:''' ''{On a table}'' This is quite nice actually. It's far more peaceful then it was before.

''{OOC: How, and WHY is Zoo popping up all over the place?}''

''{OOC: Why not, I guess. But I agree that Zoo must be a more active participent in the central story.}''

''{OOC: It's just getting annoying. Zoo, if you're gonna be everywhere, at least do something.}''

'''SPECTER:''' If you want... Pizza? I can preserve you.

'''ZOO977:''' I just found a weird room in my house. it was covered in holes, and I fell in one. Now I'm here! ''{looks a tthe pizzaa}'' Yum yum! ''{takes out a vile of vanilla}''

'''PIZZA:''' AHHHG! Preserve me! Quick, Please!

'''ZOO977:''' ''{attempts to pour the vanilla on the pizza. ends up hitting his foot}'' Aw...

''{Ekul runs in with a large piece of machinery and slams it on the table. Unfortunately, he doesn't notice the pizza. '''SPLAT.'''}''

'''EKUL:''' Meek Sader, Specter, look! I found a discarded turret targeting system! I'm guessing it's some type of prototype or something.

'''ZOO977:''' My snack!

'''EKUL:''' Snack? wait, it was a pizza? ''{he suddenly realizes}'' Oh. Oops. Well, serves him right for stealing some of my DNA. Wait a second, I'm a hologram right now. What the crap?

'''ZOO977:''' Whats wrong with pizza? ''{takes a container of cumin out of his back pack. swallows it, bottle and all.}''

'''SPECTER:''' Turret Targeting System? This is excellent! We can reproduce them, and upgrade them for our benefit. And Pizza, I'll help you. ''{Lifts up the machinery, and puts the Pizza inside him.}''

''{a giant lump appears near the bottom of zoo's head}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{speaking hoarsly}'' My neck feels funny.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Specter, let me handle him. I have experience with freaks if nature who switch sides randomly. And as for you... ''{kicks Ekul in the teeth, picks up Pizzaborg out of Specter, runs off}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{now dazed}'' Lookat the swam! ''{points at UT}''

'''EKUL:''' I don't have teeth, I'm a penguin. Also, he's not Pizzaborg anymore, and he's already safe inside Specter.

'''ZOO977:''' Weee! ''{goes unconsious. rolls offscreen}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ''{from offscreen}'' No he's not! He will surely die without my help! I am the only one who can help him. Him living in my capsuleified Tardis and the reprogrammed nanobots have morphed Pizzaman/boy/borg/whatever into a being that is technically part of my mind! And only ''I'' know my mind!

'''STRONG SADER:''' Well, if he's inside Specter then I guess Specter will have to find a way of demerging your minds then.

''{Cut back to the nanobot lump in the dome city. It has now grown into a large pulsating mass afixed to the wall. Cut back to the garage.}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' Specter, what are you doing with Pizza in there? Are you altering his genes again to make him a real boy?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{offscreen}'' ''I'' have him, you idiot!

'''EKUL:''' You changed the script retroactively, that's not fair.

''{zoo walks in. his voice is normal, and the lump is gone}''

'''ZOO977:''' Somehow, a container of cumin got stuck in my throat.

''{Specter punches Unholy Tracy and takes Pizza back. He then locks him up in his torso. Cut to the LoE headquaters. Dark Sader and Nived are talking at a water cooler.}''

'''DARK SADER:''' So, how are them countermeasures coming along?

''{cut back}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Right, whatever. When Pizza dies a very painful death locked up inside Specter, don't come crying to me. ''{eyes turn red, clothes turn black. UT rips open a portal and enters it}''

'''SPECTER:''' Don't worry, he's gonna come back to us. You wait and see.

''{cut back to the LoE headquarters. UT warps in}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hey, uhh, can I join this thing? The other side's full of idiots, just like- ''{bad hungarian accent}'' -my hovercraft is full of eels.

'''DARK SADER:''' Fine, "hungarian" stranger. Now about those countermeasures.

'''NIVED:''' Well, as I was about to say, Ekul, Strong Sader and Kyves escaping will only benefit us in the long run. Once they track down my body, Ekul's body and Kyves' body, ''{Dramatic zoom in}'' the LoE will finally have more power than anybody in the universe! HA HAHAHAHA! ...sadly this will strengthen anyone who is a hologram from the simulation. However, it will remove our weakness to the simulation. All in all, the rewards outweigh the risks. As for the content of the plan... leave it to me.

'''DARK SADER:''' Yes, everything is falling into place...

''{Cut back to the garage.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' So, what now?

'''SPECTER:''' Well, we have quite a lead now. Earlier on, I had secretly implanted some tracking chips in all of you. As Judas.... I mean Unholy Tracy left us for the LOE, we can use it to our advantage.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Him, I think I saw him remove his before he left. He seems pretty alert to that sort of thing.

''{OOC: Sorry to halt plot development like this, but discovering the location of the LoE seems like something we should reserve until the end of the season (epsiode 12).}''

'''SPECTER:''' Darnit.

''{OOC: I understand. BTW, should we end the episode? It's quite big now.}''

''{OOC: Addition to what Strong Sader said: As a rule, drama is most satisfying when the obstacle is set up carefully and then the resolution takes three times as long as the set up. Scenes tend to be more awesome when they take their time rather than if you just pull out a deus ex machina or even just a quick resolution. As for the length, I think it is long enough. But I'm not a mod, so...}''

'''EKUL:''' Nice job though. Wait, so I have one of these things?

'''STRONG SADER:''' I suppose you must do. Hard light holograms have just as much a physical presence as a normal person.

''{Cut to the dome city. The grey goo lump has now grown and is now pulsating rapidly. outside, the sun sets beneith the horizon. Fade to back, credits roll.}''

Wikihood III/eps/5

2008-09-26T17:54:37Z

Strong Sader:

Episode 5 - "''The Waiting Game''"

==Synopsis==

'''CAST:''' Ekul, Chwoka, Strong Sader, Strong Bad, Meek Sader, Kyves, Darlon, Nived, Dark Sader, Unholy Tracy, Zoo977, Sephiroth, Blue Guy, Specter, Raiku, Raggon, Raggonix, Noxigar

==Transcript==

''{Open to Sephiroth's skyscraper. Ekul is playing Ping Pong}''

'''EKUL:''' Man, I wish the RAM wasn't destroyed or this would be going alot faster...

''{Chwoka walks in}''

'''CHWOKA:''' hey guys how ya doin

'''EKUL:''' Oh, hey Chwo- CHWOKA? What is up?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Chwoka!?! Where've you been?

'''CHWOKA:''' in hardlight holograph limbo oh btw im not real

'''EKUL:''' Aw... So are you the same Chwoka that appeared back in episode 13 of Wikihood 2?

'''STRONG BAD:''' yup im hardlight too

'''EKUL:''' So is HoLimbo-Vanhock here too? ...Say where IS Vanhock?

'''MEEK SADER:''' ''{Walks in}'' What in Sandfarb is this?

''{Kyves enters behind him}''

'''KYVES:''' When did Chwoka get here?

'''EKUL:''' He's not, this is just a holographic version of him.

'''HOMESTAR:''' Strong Bad! What's going on!? Is it the Louie?

'''CHWOKA:''' speaking of louie...

''{Cut to the LoE's main base .Darlon and Nived are strollin' down the hallway}''

'''DARLON:''' Anyway, now that we have Will hostage, what should we do with him?

'''NIVED:''' I say we either perform hideous experiments on him or implant a 10 megaton bomb into his stomach and release him into the dome.

''{Dark Sader falls out of a vent above.}''

'''DARK SADER:''' I've got it! We'll send someone in to detonate the nuclear reactor in the power plant! Then they'll all die slowly and horribly from radiation sickness.

'''NIVED:''' That takes away the irony of having their friend walk back to them and killing them all... And I like irony. It makes the job fun. But it is a nice idea. The pain factor is important too sometimes.

'''DARLON:''' No, we can't save him or use him as bait. Can't you see!? He's the perfect vessel, the only one we have that's not hardlight! The only other one is Strong Sader. And if we can find the real you, Nived, and the real Ekul...

''{Nived chuckles}''

'''NIVED:''' My current body will be fused into my real body soon enough... then... My simulation form will be my real form! I am a phoenix, and once I trigger my death in this machine, my hardlight form will combine with my corpreal form.

''{Nived chillingly laughs. He abruptly stops, and looks morose.}''

'''NIVED:''' But unfortunately something else strange happened. When our consciousnesses got more integrated with the system, my body wandered south with Ekul's body and Kyves' body. Because we ARE birds you know. I'm... still trying to find them.

''(OOC: Zoo, stop encroaching on our plots uselessly.}''

'''DARLON:''' Yes, yes... but what of Strong Sader? If we destroy the hardlight projector, everyone but him will be dead. And he's a crafty fellow.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{hanging from the ceiling}'' Hmm. Sounds nice. But you seem to forget me. I am a Mary Sue. Radiation will not affect me and my teammates, for I will not allow it.

'''NIVED:''' Oh good. I have a secret technique known as ANTI-MARY SUE! It allows me, Ekul or Kyves to automatically [[wikipedia:godmoding|godmode]] whenever a Mary Sue comes along. GODMODE!

''{Unholy Tracy appears back at the dome with no recollections of the events that just happened.}''

'''NIVED:''' There. Now. Ahem. Strong Sader is a nuisance, but there's a remedy. All we have to do is have Strong Sader enter Dark Sader's hologram and shut it off. This will cause Strong Sader to remain in the simulation. Now, shutting off Ekul and Kyves might have some weird effects. I can't guarantee it, but I think they may have a way to transfer their consciousness. Either way, we must get to the simulation. There's a thunderstorm tomarrow, and apparently our little friends have found a way to destroy the dome.

''{cut to UT}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... I feel as though I have forgotten something. Hmm... I'll just do this. ''{explodes, a clone takes his place}'' There we go. Hmm... Neat. But, I won't reveal this to my comrades. MWAHAHAHA!!!! ''{walks off}''

''{Cut back to Ekul Strong Sader and Chwoka. They've now stipped off the paneling of the simulator and are examining the components inside. many are rusty or melted.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Hmm... If we can create a loop between the cache and the processor, it may increase the data retrieval process.

'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah, but it's only you who can do anything at all. Me or Ekul wouyld likely disturb things.

'''EKUL:''' If we do that, we could be able to track the LOE as soon as tomarrow night. Right after the thunderstorm that we can use to destroy the dome.

'''STRONG SADER:''' The simulation's systems aren't completely ruined. I'm pretty sure that we can recycle some parts once we've tracked the Legion of Evil.

'''ZOO977:''' ''{invisible}'' BLAAAAAAAARG! ''{fades in}'' These new powers are fun!

'''EKUL:''' Who are you?

'''KYVES:''' He's Zoo... You know?

'''EKUL:''' No, I don't.

'''KYVES:''' You know, he made a statue out of your shadow...?

'''EKUL:''' How do you remember? You weren't even there.

'''KYVES:''' Good question. I'm not going to answer it.

''{Pizzaboy walks in.}''

'''PIZZABOY:''' What's happening? What are you guys doing?

''{A helicopter can be heard outside the window.}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' What's that?

''{Sephiroth comes in.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' That was a good feast.. Oh, hey guys.

'''STRONG SADER:''' There's a helicopter of some kind outside.

''{The helicopter lands and the blue man from the previous episode jumps out. Cut back.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Sounds like it's landed. one of us should go check who it is.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I will. ''{Jumps out of the window.}'' ''{While Falling}'' I AM PERFECTLY FINE! NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT MY SAFETY! ''{Lands right in front of the Helicopter.}''

'''BLUE GUY:''' Oh my god! I'm caught! QUICK! TO THE BLUE MOBILE!!

''{The Blue Guy leaps for the mentioned vehicle. Being non-existant, he flies off the side of the skyscraper. It looks like it is going to crash, but a pong paddle quickly goes up from the side and reflects the Helicopter. The helicopter explodes half way up. A charred Blue Guy flies up into the skyscraper lands in front of Sephiroth.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright. ''{Pulls out a gun and aims it at blue guy.}'' Who are you, and what is your purpose here?

'''BLUE GUY:''' Okay, you caught me. I'm a secret agent-robot-mummy-bank robber designed to self-destruct when held at gun-point by people going by the name of Sephiroth.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' And I'm Michael Jackson. CHAMONE! OH! .....But seriously. Who are you.

'''BLUE GUY:''' Okay, I'm a geneticly flawed Lumpfish.

''{Sephiroth also pulls out a knife.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Tell me, or I'll stick this knife through your eye. ....What? In a moment like this, anything can be a threat.

'''BLUE GUY:''' Okay! Fine! You want to know, I'm just a guy who happens to be blue!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{One of his eyes turn red.}'' STATE YOUR IDENTITY AND YOUR MOTIVES.

'''BLUE GUY:''' Your Mom and your Mom.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Seph, it seems your Geass isn't working correctly, or he's just a idiot. ...Wait. How long have I been here?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Failure to answer questions. He's a threat alright. Let's kill him.

'''BLUE GUY:''' No, I am not bad! It's just, I'm not allowed to state my true identity!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... are you by any chance related to a man named JCM? Or is it Jicem? I'm never good with names. Or staying awake. ''{falls asleep, collapses onto Blue Guy}''

'''BLUE GUY:''' Erm... Huh?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Fine. ''{Tightly fits a collar around the Blue Guy's neck. The collar locks so it can't get off.}'' I'll trust you. But if you turn out to be bad, well.. say goodbye to your head.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{gets up, still sleeping, summons a knife, is about to start stabbing the blue guy, wakes up}'' Huh? Wha? ''{looks at knife}'' Oh, sorry. I sleepkill, and I'm narcoleptic.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Don't worry. I put an explosive collar on him.

'''EKUL:''' Explosion you say?

''{Ekul gets an evil look}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' So, um, how do you set it off? ''{smiles, a halo appears above his head, it flickers, a la a generic cartoon portrayal of a neon sign}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Easy. It monitors his his mind, and the moment he does something evil, he'll go bye bye.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Oh. Um... is it possible to set it off remotely? ''{halo buzzes, shorts out, falls, and lights the ground on fire}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Nope. Sorry.

''{The blue guy starts to sweat as he looks at the collar on his neck.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I want his head to explode. Hmm... Aha! ''{pulls a baby holding an oversized lollipop out of backpack, holds it in front of the blue guy}'' ...Nevermind, I want that. ''{takes the lollipop, eats it, throws the baby against a wall, making the baby explode}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Don't worry man. I'll take it off you if you last a week with it on. By the way, wanna know something that happens in the future?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I do!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' In 5 years, pretty much all modern technology will be rendered useless as our electricity will die out. Soon we will back in the Steam era again. Just a heads up.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' And? I need no electricity. I have my Mary Sue powers.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh. Okay then.

'''KYVES:''' There will never be a lack of electricity as long as we have magnetism and water, steam or something else that has kinetic energy. There's no way for electricity to die out without taking all life with it. Since technically for electricity to die out...

'''EKUL:''' Yeah, yeah. Shut up. Well anyway, I guess we should do something now. I'm going to make explosives.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh yeah, by the way, I have something that you might prove to be useful. ''{Pulls out a little device.}''

'''SPECTER:''' Ooh. What's that?

''{OOC: He nearly faded away. :(}''

''{OOC: Oh, right. I'll try to use him a little more}''

'''EKUL:''' Is that some type of explosive or EMP?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' It's a power amplifier. Watch. ''{Gets out an iPod and turns it on. He makes the volume 1%. He then attaches the amplifier and plays a song. The song is heard around the city.}'' That's just with an iPod. Imagine it with anything else.

'''EKUL:''' Like... a laser?

''{Ekul takes out a laser pointer}''

'''EKUL:''' What would happen if we amplified this?

''{Sephiroth attaches the amplifier to it and points it at a patch of grass. The laser burns it.}''

'''SPECTER:''' So would it be possible to attach it to my rockets, heavy lasers, hovershoes or sword to it?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Umm... I could add it to your power battery.

'''SPECTER:''' I assume that it works by output, so I think it would overload me if I used it on my battery instead of a particular part.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Good point.. Umm... I'm thinking of adding it to your database to increase it.

'''EKUL:''' That reminds me. I have a wristband that augments super-powers, kind of the same thing. Wait, where is it?

''{Ekul looks at himself}''

'''EKUL:''' I'm still a hologram?! Kyves, how about you?

'''KYVES:''' Yeah... it's the same for me... Strong Sader is still a human... what gives?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hologram? Ooh! Time for my new testing! ''{Sticks a "H" on both Ekul and Kyves. He pokes them.}'' YES! IT WORKED!

''{Raiku, Raggon and Raggonix walk in. They are holding A lot of Smoothies and Icies.}''

'''RAIKU:''' Me and my gang are back. We got free Smoothies and Icies for everyone!!! There is a AM-PM in this dome. Isn't that cool?!?

''{the fire created by the lazer pointer speads to UT, setting him on fire}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Looks like my trip to Hell. And, no, no it is not, Raiku.

''{Sephiroth points the lazer at Raiku's forehead. Strong Sader poke his head into the room.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' The data restore process is fully automated now. It's going to take at least a day to finish. I'm going back to the ice cavern to see what else has survived from Eric's house. Anyone else wanna come with?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'll come.

'''EKUL:''' There's ice, so I can come to thaw or manipulate it.

''{Cut to the cavern, the ice has begun to melt already and is beginning to pool at the base of the cave. Cut back to Sephiroth's.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' It won't be long before the ice begins to melt from the internal heating of the planet. If the power plant's cooling tunnels flood then the heat of the reactor will cause a steam explosion of massive proportions.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' And that can't possibly be good.

'''ZOO977:''' ''{walking in}'' All we need is a giant air conditioner!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' That actually could work.

'''STRONG SADER:''' I though that too, but unfortunatly the giant air conditioner's union has gone on strike.

'''EKUL:''' Oh no, that could ruin my plan-

''{Ekul gets a call on his watch}''

'''KYVES:''' It's starting to rain! The storm is starting!

'''EKUL:''' Oh great. Quick everyone, to your positions! Just perfect. It couldn't have picked a worse time to start.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Quickly runs into the skyscraper, and the skyscraper starts to go into the ground. A fortress comes up from its place.}'' ''{From intercom.}'' So... what are the plans?

''{Cut back to the cave. The ice is now almost completely melted. Hot air from the cooling tunnells blasts into the cave, and the water begins to boil.}''

''{Cut to the outside of Eris's former house, Strong Sader, Sephiroth and Pizzaboy arrive.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Okay, we'll need to act fast if we're going to prevent the reactor from going up.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{In a pod with legs.}'' Should I try to shoot it down?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Erm... I don't think-

''{A massive geyser of steam rips upward from the pit. Several smaller steam explosions rip through the asphalt in the road and blast through the roofs of houses. Debree begins to fall out of the sky.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Crap. ''{Starts shooting at falling debris.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{Into a walkie-talkie}'' Ekul! The steams started to erupt! Get out to the power plant! The steam is going to destablise the reactor!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' About the Simulation. What's so important about it that you guys are risking your lives just for its safety?

'''STRONG SADER:''' There's still some information in it that we need. It can help us find the LoE and Ekul and Kyves' bodies. Alos, it's projecting Ekul and kyves' homographic state, so they'll die with it if it shuts down completely. Now RUN!

''{A large piece of debree lands just behind Strong Sader.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Quick! To the fortress!

''{They run, with debris falling around them.}''

'''PIZZABOY:''' I'll help!

''{Pizzaboy picks them up and carries them faster then they can run.}''

'''SPECTER:''' There! ''{Points to the fortress. The quickly get in.}''

''{A number of large cracks spread through the neighbourhood. Eventually, the street collapses and folds in on itself, sucking down a number of houses into a giant crater as deep as the former pit. A number of smaller geysers continue to burst through the rubble. Soon after, the only thing standing is the fortress supported by all the building works deep underground. Cut inside.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' We better act real soon.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Ekul and Kyves are still in the power plant and it's about to blow! ''{Begins working on the simulation}'' If I can get control of the hologrammic projection unit...

''{Ekul and Kyves pop into existence back in the fortress. Cut to the outside. The reactor blows, taking the power plant with it. The explosion doesn't so much as scratch the dome or weaken the electrical field. A plume of radioactive dust fills the atmosphere of the dome outside of the fortress.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, we can't get out now. WHO PUT THIS STUPID DOME HERE?

'''MEEK SADER:''' Does this building have any parts which are airtight and lead-lined?

'''PIZZABOY:''' Yeah, what he said.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Luckly enough, the whole thing is. I could explain to you the reasons why I built this if you want. Because it is quite suspicious that I have this, isn't it?

''{Cut to Noxigar outside the fortress, walking towards it}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' I ''am'' late for whatever meeting Strong Sader's trying to have. And what's with all this radiation? ''{coughs}''

''{Noxigar is suddenly transported inside.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Do not breathe the gas. It will kill you.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Thanks.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' By the way, this place is oxygenated, so you don't need any gas masks. I do recommend you bring food. We've got quite enough, but you can't be too safe.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Any windows to go through?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' In the skyscraper, yes. Here, no.

'''NOXIGAR:''' I'll stay here and keep guard.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I suggest you try one of the turrets.

''{Noxigar goes to a suggested turret}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Activate Airfortress now!

''{The skyscraper goes into the fortress, and the fortress rises from the ground. }''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Nobody go outside. The atmosphere is deadly. You'll die like this.

''{Strong Sader falls over dead.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{Ghost}'' See?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wait.. How did you die? We're not outside.

''{OOC: Great, just great. The weekend I have the most homework is the weekend everybody decides to show up. That's just great.}''

''{OOC: Sorry. I kinda know how you feel sometimes.}''

'''STRONG SADER''' I can die at will, if neccissary.

''{Kyves' hologram begins to flicker}''

'''EKUL:''' KYVES!

'''KYVES:''' Oh no! My coordinates weren't properly moved! I- I-

''{Kyves hologram is flashing in and out, his words become staticky}''

'''KYVES:''' ''{Partially unintelligible}'' ..thin....at..'m bei.....ansported betw....two....ations

''{Kyves is now unable to speak because the static is too great. He aims his sword at the wall and electrocutes this: ILLBOK. He then fades out entirely}''

'''EKUL:''' Oh no... Kyves! And that means I must be next... We were too close to the explosion...

''{zoo walks in. he's drinking out of a cup with a skull and cross bones on it}''

'''ZOO977:''' Hey, guys!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Crap. Kyves is gone. Umm.... ''{Gets out a little machine and puts it at Ekul's feet.}'' That might keep you standing for a short while.

''{zoo again drink out if the cup. his head suctions into the cup, and become all smushed in it. the cup doesn't break}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Ignores Zoo.}'' If we are gonna make this out alive, chances are, we WILL need to break the dome. However, most attempts haven't worked. I am thinking of using Ekul to freeze it, and then rapidly heat it. That would cause it to expand, damaging it. Any questions?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{breaks the cup on Zoo's head}'' Yes. Why not just get ME to do that?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Lets not get ahead of ourselves. We're going to have to decontaminate the area out side before we can even think about destroying the dome.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Good point. But how....

'''EKUL:''' Well, if Kyves is still inside the dome somewhere he can start using his magnetism powers, because magnetism protects against radiation. So maybe it's not that bad that he's not here.

'''MEEK SADER:''' Perhaps we could use some kind of large vacuumb to suck up the radioactive steam and dust.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' And where excatly, do we get one of those?

'''EKUL:''' Besides, it wouldn't work, the irradiated gas particles would be gone, but most radiation is like light. It doesn't have a form. It vibrates atoms and makes them unstable to produce more radiation. I have a better idea. I do the whole icing up of the dome, preferably with some kind of radiation suit. Then we make a huge electromagnet and we use it to focus the radiation onto one spot of the dome and bend all the radiation into one spot which will not only shatter the dome, but destroy everything in a 2 mile radius.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Suit? I can do that!

'''EKUL:''' Perfect! While I'm icing the dome, you can also make the electromagnet right? you might have to take apart some of your robots for the parts...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I've got lots of failed prototypes.

'''STRONG SADER:''' No need, I'll bind the radioactive material into some stable particles with my electric manipulation.

'''EKUL:''' Well, you can't fix the nucleus of an irradiated atom with electricity unfortunately, so I don't think that's possible. It would probably instead make the atom explode. Awesome.

'''STRONG SADER:''' All primary particles have an electronic charge. Once I put them together, strong interaction will take over and stablise them. For example:

''{Strong Sader focuses on light from an above lamp. The light is compressed an reordered into a small piece of carbon.}''

'''EKUL:''' Right, but electricity is the flow of electrons, and the nucleus is held together by protons and neutrons. Adding or taking away electrons from atoms has unstable consequences. I do believe you can separate atoms from each other though, because you aren't damaging the atom itself, only the bond

'''STRONG SADER:''' Anyway, I can just throw the radiation into the sun. I'll just use my electrical powers on a lump of metal to create an electromagnet. The dome is transparent, so it should slip through.

'''EKUL:''' If you focus the frequency into gamma, we can destroy the dome after I weaken it with ice! Then we're never coming back to this place.

'''STRONG SADER:''' No reason to stick around, the entire place has gone to Hell now.

'''EKUL:''' Yeah, seriously. I swear, I'm going to torch this whole place after we take care of the LoE.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wait... My Skyscraper/Fortress?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Well, you could give it a great moat now.

'''EKUL:''' Oh. Right. Well, we could also use your robots to move it, or attach a gigantic drill.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, it is floating as we speak.

'''EKUL:''' I thought it was underground, safe from all the radiation...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' It was. But I compacted it and put it into airfort mode.

''{A pinging noise is heard. It progressivly gets louder and higher.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' It sounds like someone wants to get in.

'''STRONG SADER:''' No, it's the simulation, the file recovery must have finished. The file compression must have completed.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{holding head}'' Ugh, how long was I asleep?

'''EKUL:''' ''{To Unholy Tracy}'' About 6 hours. You only have six weeks to live. ''{To Strong Sader}'' Well, I guess this means my neural projections are complete on time.

''{Cut to the ground. Kyves sparks in, and he instantly puts up a magnetic shield}''

'''KYVES:''' Whoa! That's not good. Aha! There's the fortress.

''{Kyves magnetically creates a metal dish to focus the radiation with.}''

'''KYVES:''' That might be useful later. Now how do I get back there?

''{Cut back to the fortress interior. The simulation core, still without casing, is sparking and whirring ominously. Strong Sader is at the interface trying to make sence of the flickering screen.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Something's stretching the simulator's processing power. The entire system may fail.

'''EKUL:''' I'd suggest you shut down all nonessential systems and reroute the processes throughout. Sephiroth, got that radiation suit?

''{Strong Sader fires a thin bolt of electricity at the pocket of his body. He pulls in a heavily adapted USB Harddrive. He plugs it ion the interface. The USB socket sparks and fizzles.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' This is our last resort. This hard drive has a terrabyte of space, but I haven't tested it yet.

'''EKUL:''' If this fails, I doubt we can ever use the simulation again. If it doesn't look like it's working, shut it off.

''{Sephiroth holds the radiation suit. Strong Sader begins presing a number of keys. The simulator begins to ease but is still in a bad state.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' The extra memory is stabalising the essential functions. All unneccissary systems have been shutdown. It should be good for a while now.

'''EKUL:''' Good. I have to go now. Thanks, Sephiroth. Come on, Specter.

''{Ekul puts on the suit and steps on a trapdoor with Specter. He pulls a switch, and the room shuts from the rest of the building, then the trapdoor opens up and Specter and Ekul fall out. Ekul starts flying towards the center of the dome. He lands next to a fire hydrant}''

'''EKUL:''' Specter, pressure that hydrant so that it shoots towards the sky. I'll do the rest.

'''SPECTER:''' Okay, Ready? go!

''{Specter hits the ground with incredible force and the hydrant erupts and irradiated water sprays into the air. Ekul starts using the gyser-like flow to ice the dome from the center down, using the spread from the center to the sides to speed up the time. As he is doing it, Specter makes an analysis}''

'''SPECTER:''' My analysis suggests that the water has been transformed into heavy water. This could make it more heavy.

'''EKUL:''' Really? Is that bad?

'''SPECTER:''' Considering the high isotope counts, this will shatter much more easily. Some of the water has been turned into the acidic hydrogen peroxide which is very corrosive to humans. Uh, that is, it could melt your skin.

'''EKUL:''' Awesome. This is great, let's finish this then.

''{Suddenly, the blue guy from earlier in the episode runs onscreen.}''

'''BLUE GUY:''' Do any of you know where Sephiroth is? I want to get this collar off my neck now!

'''EKUL:''' Oh man, do I feel bad for you. As you speak, an incredible amount of radiation is probably penetrating your clothes, skin and organs. And you're breathing so your lungs are probably deteriorating too. I think you'll die within the hour. And your hair falls out and you become blind. Uh, you might want to get inside Specter, you could survive long enough to be treated.

'''BLUE GUY:''' What's Specter?

'''RAIKU:''' Our robot. He was made from a robot that we stopped from attacking us.

'''SPECTER:''' You guys should get to a safe place. Preferably in the fortress.

''{Kyves walks over, with his magnetic shield around him}''

'''KYVES:''' Oh man, you two might want to get inside this magnet shield, although I have to warn you, it will hurt to walk through.

''{Strong Sader, now alive again, flies in holding an electromagnet in his hands. He lands nect to Kyves.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Kyves! Gather the radiation from thew air and project it at the dome! At gamma ray frequency we should destroy at least part of it.

''{A giant energy maximizer comes out of the dome.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hit the weak point for massive damage!

'''KYVES:''' You got it!

''{Kyves places the dish behind him and creates a series of fields used to hoard radiation toward the dish. As radiation hits the dish, it focuses into one thick ray. The ray fully charges and sends out one huge gamma laser. The laser hits the frozen dome, and it is weak enough to puncture through. Cut to the outer space, where the earth is visible. A flash of light and a pillar erupts where the dome is. Cut back. The dome tries to repair itself, but the ice short circuits it and the combined laser and ice overloads the dome. It begins exploding.}''

'''EKUL:''' We have to get out of here!

''{Ekul dodges as a piece of the dome nearly hits him.}''

'''EKUL:''' Strong Sader, I can carry you out. Kyves will stay behind us and try to redirect any huge pieces. You just keep that electromagnet working

''{Strong Sader uses the electromeagnet to toss around some of the larger pieces, throwing them into safer areas.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' I'll be fine... LOOK OUT!

''{A large section of the dome falls from the sky, it crashes into the side of Sephiroth's fortress and destroys its floating mechanism. The Fortress crashlands, taking much damage. It still is in one piece. Cut inside. Everyone inside is all over the place.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Gets up.}'' Ugh... Is everyone okay? ''{Goes to main computer. It shows the damage at 27%.}'' Not too bad.. Oy vey...

'''EKUL:''' Kyves, push it along!

''{Ekul ices the ground up. Kyves stands on top of it and magnetically pushes the building towards a gap in the collapsing dome. Ekul gets on top of it as well and unleashes a flame to speed it up.}''

'''EKUL:''' Specter! Destroy anything that will hit the fortress! Sephiroth, do you have any thrusters?

''{Cut to the outside of the dome. A few sections fall from the edges of the destroyed areas. The sides of the dome are still intact, with a large hole in it's south-easterly side, which the fortress is pushed through. The dome's electron blanket flicks and sparks. Inside, large shards of glassium are stabbed into the ground. The lack of smog shows the devistation. The neighbourhood is now in ruins, with buildings leveled into the geyser crater. Strong Sader flies into the air and out the side of the dome, onto the floating fortress.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Still dazed.}'' Some.. ''{Presses a button, and 2 thrusters come out.}'' And while you're at it, commence grey goo megashower.

'''EKUL:''' Soon it will be time to get payback. NIVED! IF YOU HAVE A CAMERA, I'M COMING FOR YOU!

''{Ekul flares and his radiation suit burns off, revealing his clothes underneath}''

'''KYVES:''' That was unnecessary. And how did you burn off a radiation suit of all things and not your own clothes?

'''EKUL:''' Never you mind. Now let's try to treat any radiation burns or damage that might have hit us.

''{The fortress decends to the ground and settles.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' We'll have to hold up here for a while. Yesturday I detected a large amount of assault turrets in the surrounding area.

''{A layer of grey goo falls on them all, and starts healing them. The fortress starts to get fixed.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Give it a moment! The goo is healing us!

'''EKUL:''' Thanks, Seph. I'll stay here for one night, but then I'm leaving. I will not be isolated. I WILL LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD!

'''KYVES:''' Yeah, I'll see if they need me here, but I'd rather come with you.

'''STRONG SADER:''' The assault turrets have a large detection range and fiendish fire power. If we try anything like escaping or destorying them, they'll have no problems shreding us.

'''EKUL:''' Well then, we're going to need cover fire and decoy. We can use the remains of the dome as a shield as we fly above them

''{Cut to the Legion of Evil's headquaters.}''

'''DARK SADER:''' WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ESCAPED!?!

'''NIVED:''' Yes, but now they have to make it through the turrets and the minefield. Don't worry, I am making a contingency plan as we speak.

'''DARK SADER:''' And they'll never figure out where we are, seeing as we're... UUNDERNEATH THE DOME!

''{Dark Sader begins laughing evilly again. Nived joins in half-heartedly. Pan upward, running through a cutaway of the earth to show that the LoE is based underneath the neighbourhood, below Eric's former house. Cut back, Nived has ceased laughing, but Dark Sader continues.}''

''{Cut to black, credits.}''

Wikihood III/eps/4

2008-09-11T16:19:52Z

Strong Sader:

Episode 4 - "''Hav-Vock''"

==Synopsis==

'''CAST:''' Mecha, Sephiroth, Ekul, Kyves, Noxigar, Raiku, Van, Zoo, Specter, Unholy Tracy, Pizzaboy, Meek Sader, Garax, Man

==Transcript==

''{Open to the carnage of last episode, the mecha is crushing houses around the area. It becomes tangled in power lines, but it starts to eat them, and starts to charge up in electricity.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I wonder if there is an off button on it?

'''EKUL:''' Kyves!

'''KYVES:''' I'll... be... FINE!

''{Kyves makes a magnetic bubble. It makes a big enough to free himself}''

'''KYVES:''' Now it's my turn!

''{The Mecha sends five missiles at Kyves, but Kyves detects them as he fires and forces the missiles back into the launcher and it self-destructs. It fires 50 knives in every direction}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Let me try! ''{Goes into a nearby garage, and drives a truck near the mecha. He repeats his with all the other garages until 100 trucks are where the mecha is. He covers the cars with oil, and throws a lit cigarette at it. But not before having a puff himself. The trucks cause a chain explosion, damaging the mecha, but not completely destroying it. However, it is now black with soot.}''

''{The Mecha lends out a glitchy sounding roar to its attacker. It scans for the perpetrators. Suddenly, it sheds its outer shell and the pieces rain down all across the town. The mecha now looks like a sleeker, faster robot. The pieces suddenly detonate cross town destroying dozens of houses.}''

'''KYVES:''' Good shot, Sephiroth!

''{The shockwaves suddenly send Kyves and several other characters flying. Then, shrapnel starts raining}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' He's faster, but he's lost his defense. And there's lots of scrap left. ...Do you think we can deactivate him, but not completely destroy him? I've got a good idea for it.

''{Noxigar sighs}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm thinking this build of mecha has eye sockets where one would place cameras. Blind him and he cannot attack.

'''EKUL:''' I think I know how he will self destruct. He's got a certain type of radioactive metal all throughout his body. If we can speed up time, or deplete its metal or something it should shut down... I'm a mechanic, so whatever you build, Sephiroth I can help.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah, I'm thinking of dismantling it, and redesigning it to our advantage. It has lots of opportunity.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Here's a blueprint of a mecha version of myself I've always wanted. ''{takes out blueprints}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whoa. They are good. But, if you do some adjustments here, and here, it could end up being more powerful and faster than ever. And maybe even flying capabilities.

'''EKUL:''' I was thinking of something more short and flexible. Let's redesign it later. Okay, any ideas on how to deplete its reserves?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' We could exhaust its power. I mean make it work itself out.

''{Ekul creates a big ice shaft which misses the robot, but another spike penetrates its foot. The icicle sparks}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wait! Look! ''{Points to a Electrical Generator at a powershack.}'' Make the Mecha hit it!

'''EKUL:''' Wouldn't that supercharge it? Wait.. What if we reversed it! Kyves, make the generator absorb energy.

''{Kyves modifies it quickly}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Make sure the mecha hits it hard! Make it use the energy!

'''KYVES:''' I can attract it. Hold on!

''{Kyves extends his swords and they start getting electrified and bolts fly into the air. The Mecha looks at it and sees the energy. It roars and its hand turns into a drill. Sephiroth jumps in front of the generator, and starts flashing blue and yellow. The Mecha attacks Sephiroth, and he dodges, ending up with the mecha hitting the generator. It starts shorting out as it gets weaker. Its legs deplete first and they limp, then its left arm. In one last act of defiance, it fires its head off toward Ekul and Noxigar. The head explodes upon landing on the ground and Ekul barely jumps out of the way}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Let's take it to my place. I have a good place for stuff like this.

''{Cut to Van, who is still split in half}''

'''VAN:''' Is it dead?

'''EKUL:''' I'm not sure. The body could still be booby trapped... How do we move this thing to your place, anyway?

'''VAN:''' Yay! We won!

''{The body tips over and falls on Van}''

'''VAN:''' ''{ghost}'' Dammit.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Don't worry. It'll be okay. It has no power source, and the radioactivity died off. How to take it to my place however, I can handle that. ''{Cut to a giant skyscraper. The mecha is there on the ground.}'' How we did this, even I don't know. But anyways, ''{walks to the door, and presses a few buttons on it. The land around it starts to go underground, as another piece of land covers the hole.}''

'''EKUL:''' I didn't know you owned a sky scraper in the dome. AWESOME.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yep. If you want, I'll rent it out to you for free. We're nearly here now.

'''EKUL:''' Oh, thanks.

''{Upon their arrival, Ekul steps back a little bit}''

'''EKUL:''' Now, let's stand a clear distance away while I test it for possible traps, like knives popping out in inconvenient places.

''{Ekul creates a crane out of ice and a rope. He attaches a metal ball to the end and runs it across the mecha. At the center, a lawnmower-like blade spins out and catches the ball.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whoa. It must still hold some of its power.

''{The elevator stops, revealing a giant garage. Around it are some of Sephiroth's experiments, some cool, and some weird. Examples include a Dog Robot made out of a toaster, and a TV Robot.}''

'''EKUL:''' I'm trained in mechanical hammerspace. So we could make it hide weapons before it uses them and carry an incredible arsenal. Here's a modified blueprint of the old mecha.

''{The blueprint has two hoverboots, and looks like a more futuristic version of Robo from Chrono Trigger}''

''{zoo walks in, carrying a bowl of white stuff}''

'''ZOO977:''' Guys! I got the liquified paper you asked for!

'''VAN:''' ''{crawls in, no longer a ghost, has a rope tied to his other half}'' Little help here? ''{crawls over to Ekul and Sephiroth}''

'''EKUL:''' Let me cauterize it. This is going to get hot and painful.

''{Ekul cauterizes Van back together with a flame, Van is cringing on the floor}''

'''ZOO977:''' So...What do I do with this? ''{holds the bowl up.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No idea man. By the way, Ekul, that blueprint is amazing, but may I make a few adjustments?

'''EKUL:''' As many as you want, this place shows me you're very experienced with robots.

'''VAN:''' Fire...hurt...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah. However, don't touch that robot over there. ''{Points to a Robotic version of Xenomorph incased in glass.}'' It is a work in progress. By the way, didn't your friends basement get destroyed? If you want, you can use this one. This has all you need. A computer, and supplies. And videogames. But I don't use those. I'm more into mechanics and carpentry. ''{A Monkey Robot climbs onto his head.}'' This monkeybot is my best creation. I call him Ooks. Oh yeah, WATERBOT! ''{A robot with jet cannons goes over to van, and douses him with water.}''

'''EKUL:''' Cool. Although now he's likely to get infected. Ouch.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What do you mean? It's not sewage water. But anyway, let's do some adjustments!

'''VAN:''' Thanks. I needed that.

'''EKUL:''' Okay. The problems I have are in the joints, they aren't very flexible.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' For the robot? Hmm. Yeah.. Maybe, if we base the limbs on what we have. I mean, elbows and kneecaps.

'''RAIKU:''' Lets build, Team!

'''EKUL:''' I'm a penguin, so elboes never occured to me! Thanks.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I have some useful spare parts from previous failures! ''{Gets out a box labeled "Useful Failure".}''

'''EKUL:''' Okay, let me weld them to match this robot.

''{Ekul forms a blast shield out of ice over his face and uses his hand to weld the pieces into a pair of elbows}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'll work on weaponry! ''{Gets out a cannon, and starts to implant it inside the droid.}''

''{Ekul places the new limbs on the damaged mecha. He starts working on the hovershoes.}''

'''VAN:''' Someone get me a crystal. I have an idea.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright. ''{Pulls out a ruby from the pile, and gives it to Van.}''

'''VAN:''' Ok. This could kill me...

''{Van starts to transfer his solar energy into the crystal, but he ends up transfering the last bit of his energy. He drops to the ground}''

'''VAN:''' ''{ghost}'' Aw, come on. HOW COME I DIE ALL THE TIME?!

'''EKUL:''' ''{sigh}'' Well, I guess you've got the Strong Sader Effect. Maybe his curse got copied onto you somehow.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You are such a redshirt. ''{Starts electrifying the body, as Van gets sucked back into it, alive again.}'' There.

'''VAN:''' Thanks.

''{OOC: Redshirt?}''

''{OOC: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redshirt_(character) Here.]}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No Prob.

''{OOC: Another version is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Redshirt Here.]}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' The robot doesn't have a head though. ''{Looks around the room, and sees a head like Robos.}'' This'll do the trick.

''{Ekul starts to modify it for the new bot.}''

'''EKUL:''' Let's see... I've given it two main scanners... 360 hidden scanner... heat vision... auditory... olfactory...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' And don't forget this. ''{Installs a speech synthesizer on the head. The head turns on.}''

'''ROBOT:''' Hello? Who are you?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Your creator, along with Ekul here.

'''ROBOT:''' Oh.

'''EKUL:''' We gave you artificial intelligence. We're still in the process of building your body, but it is already coming right along.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What should we name him?

'''ROBOT:''' ''{Happily}'' I'm going to have a name? Yay!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I added the emotion just now.

'''EKUL:''' Name... name... how about Xanatos?

'''RAIKU:''' no, how about Arereus?

'''EKUL:''' Well, how about Dave?

'''RAIKU:''' Deal. Hi, Dave!

'''ROBOT:''' NO DAVE! Too normal.

'''EKUL:''' D4-V3?

'''ROBOT:''' Tacky.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Orthello?

'''ROBOT:''' No.

'''ZOO977:''' ''{dumps the paper on his head, turns completely white}'' Yay!

'''EKUL:''' Revenance?

'''ROBOT:''' Is that even a name?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Cybertron?

'''ROBOT:''' NO!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Steamy?

'''ROBOT:''' What?! I don't run on steam!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, you backup system does..

'''EKUL:''' Specter?

'''ROBOT:''' Yes.

'''EKUL:''' Alright, everybody, he has chosen his name. His name is Specter! Hello Specter.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I like it.

'''SPECTER:''' Hello Ekul! Hello Seph! Hello Raiku! So.. how's my body going?

'''EKUL:''' It's going to take awhile. Best go to clockswipe.

''{Nothing happens}''

'''EKUL:''' Uh... clockswipe? Hello?

''{Clockswipe}''

'''EKUL:''' That's better.

''{The body is done, and it looks incredibly advanced}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I like how we combined modern, and old technology to make him. Who knew? We can get more advanced, by going in the past a bit.

'''EKUL:''' Unfortunately the dome restricts time travel...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah.. But I have lots of technology from many eras. I'm a big fan of Steampunk, as you can see. In fact, the power source for this building isn't electricity, but good old-fashioned 1900's steam and Clockwork!

'''EKUL:''' Awesome. Steampunk always reminds me of that one planet I visited in the Drax system.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Really? Cool. I'm also into Cyberpunk, so I like to experiment around, combine the two.

'''EKUL:''' Cyberpunk is cool. It's like going to the future and seeing all the humans dead. So sad. Yet so cool.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' There not dead. They're just unrecognizable under the flashy clothing.

'''EKUL:''' Really? Well, somebody must have changed the past or something, because I remember robots and no humans in 4,950.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh. I was talking about a mere 1000 years. Believe it or not, Steampunk is the next era of living. It's better than that gangsta rap stuff though.

'''EKUL:''' OH! I thought you were talking about... yeah. Well, at that time I've died and come back as Xul. I'm a pheonix, so I live different lives after I die. It's pretty sweet.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wait.. wait wait wait... A PHEONIX!?! But you're a penguin! With sunglasses.

'''EKUL:''' I'm kind of both actually. I mean, have you ever seen a penguin talk?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Good point. But when I die, I want to be remembered. Have a large bronze statue of myself in the town square. Hopefully with a roof though.

'''ZOO977:''' ''{having trouble walking around}'' Liquified paper dries fast. ''{suddenly, the mold stops moving, and a shadow comes out of the costume. zoo morphs back into his normal self from the shadow}'' Now what?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Ooh! ''{Picks up the Zoo977 mold, and pours searing molten hot bronze metal in it.}'' YOU'RE GONNA BE A LEGEND ZOO!

'''ZOO977:''' Awesome! ''{dives in the bronze. he immediatly jumps out, covered in seacond and third degree burns}'' AAAAH! AAAH! STATUES HURT! JUNE! 27TH! HYYPERACTIVE! SUPERMAN! MATCHBOX! 20! ''{faints.}''

'''EKUL:''' Play with fire and you get burned! I guess you got a little too fiery. I guess he just got fired. What a heated development.

''{zoo gets up, turns into a shadow, and picks up ekuls shadow. he trows it into the bronze. more broze gets on him. he is now covered in 3rd degree burns. he faints again}''

''{The mold breaks apart to make a statue of Zoo.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, it came out well.

'''EKUL:''' Wait, how did that... what the... how... what... huh...? WHAT HAPPENED?!

''{Sephiroth puts on a glove, and fishes out Ekul's (Now bronze) statue.}''

''{zoo gets up again.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Technacially, Your shadow moves with you, but you don't move with your shadow. so, my shadow threw your's into the mold. ''{faints again. the statue falls, and crushed his hardhat. zoo isn't harmed though.}''

'''EKUL:''' That's pretty cool. That would be good for a diversion tactic... Your shadows take our shadows away, and we can sneak up on the enemy better.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Hmm... that's a good idea.

'''ZOO977:''' ''{getting up}'' Woah, what just happened? ''{looks around. he then notices his hardhat, with some silver mixed in}'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! JUNE! ''{faints}''

'''VAN:''' Um...meatloaf. ''{hits Zoo with a frying pan}''

''{zoo then melts into a shadow temporarially.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{falls from the ceiling, asleep. wakes up}'' OW! Huh? Oh, I see you made a robot. Neat. I built ''this''! ''{holds up right arm, which has been cleverly hidden before this. The arm now is encased in metal, a small screen on the forearm, and an RPG where the hand should be}'' I made it out of that rocket launcher I broke off of the mech. Aside from being a highly destructive weapon, it can also play Tetris! ''{gesture toward the screen on forearm}''

'''EKUL:''' Wait... it's still radioactive though. OH NO, IT'S GOING TO BLOW!!

''{Slow motion jump}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Oh. Oh dear. Um... ''{runs into an empty room and closes door}''

''{the door turns green, red, and then falls down. A slightly green UT steps out of it, missing his right arm}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wait! I know what to do! ...This is gonna hurt. ''{Grabs the arm, and dips it into the bronze without the special gloves. The arm inside it explodes, and then starts to melt with the bronze. Sephiroth pulls out his arms, and his hands are missing.}'' Oops.

'''EKUL:''' You're arm isn't too lucky is it?

''{Ekul forms an ice cast around Unholy Tracy's left arm. Then, he takes the cast and with his new knowlege of elbows, somehow flips the cast so that it looks like his right arm}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sorry Tracy, but your arm was doomed anyway. If you want, you can use the spare parts I have, which isn't radioactive. This reminds me of a time I built a gameboy robot, but I destroyed it because it annoyed me.

''{Cut to the remains of Eric's house. After a few seconds the camera flies into the ruins and into the hole that Ekul dug last episode. On the way down, the camera passes a few pieces of Eric's house, ice frozen to the side of the hole and Jimmy Hoffer's body. The camera then breaks into an ice cave underground with the simulation computers intact. A couple of thuds eminate from a nearby wall. It cracks and then collapses to reveil Pizzaboy behind it. Strong Sader, Kyves and Meek Sader go ahead of him and he follows after. Strong Sader holds up his hand which glows with eletrical energy to illuminate the cave. Meek Sader is behind with a map.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Just as I thought. The cooling tunnels from the power plant's reactor pass right under Eric's. Good thing Ekul saved the simulation.

''{Something is heard inside the ice. The ice cracks, revealing someone poking their head through. He pops back in, and pops out right in front of Strong Sader.}''

'''????:''' Hi!

'''MEEK SADER:''' Erm... Have we had the pleasure?

'''????:''' Nope. You have no idea who I am, and I have no idea who you are! Excuse me! ''{Pops back in, and then breaks the ice on the side of the wall. We walks out.}'' There we go.

'''KYVES:''' How strange... I wonder who he is?

'''NOXIGAR:''' Beats me.

'''????:''' Garax is the name, exploring is my game!

''{OOC: Noxigar, I though you were with Ekul and the others.}''

''{OOC: Aren't we all in the same place?}''

''{OOC: No, Saderx2 and Kyves are in the cave. All the others are at Sephiroth's basement, just finished working on Specter.}''

''{Noxigar vanishes and reappears in Sephiroth's basement}''

''{Cut back to the basement.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Back so soon Noxigar?

'''ZOO977:''' ''{up again, clutching(?) his chest}'' I dont feel good. ''{walks offscreen}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You could bathe youself in the grey goo chamber. It is guaranteed to make you feel better in no time.

''{zoo enters again}''

'''ZOO977:''' That wasn't the weird chocolate milk I love?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No. They were cleansing Nanobots. They clean you up from the outside, and in the inside, destroys all harmful bacteria, destroys all diseases, repairs any missing limbs, and leaves you smelling minty fresh.

'''ZOO977:''' That explains it. Their trying to make me have arm's I never had!

'''EKUL:''' I suppose they should study my body so that they can heal me if necessary.

'''ZOO977:''' Well, off to the tub! ''{leaves}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Don't touch the Xenomorph droid! You'll really need to go to the grey goo chamber if you do!

'''ZOO977:''' What, this? ''{a click is heard, as well as a powering on noise. zoo screams, and a saw blade spinning is heard, along with a weird sqush. tons of kicking and chopping is heard, and then a huge flare of flames. A screech is heard, and a bunch of crashing. finally, a choking noise. a thump is heard, and then a powering down noise.}''

''{Sephiroth sees Zoo977 into a bloody pulp, and the droid covered with blood.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I told you. It's a work in progress. Off to the chamber you go!

''{zoo stuggles to move. He goes the wrong direction}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oy vey...

''{Brings a tank full of Grey goo next to zoo. He then scrapes him off the floor, and puts him in the tank. Various mechanical sounds are made, as Zoo is being fixed.}''

'''EKUL:''' You know, maybe we should go somewhere people don't constantly get hurt.

''{Ekul leans near a flip-able blackboard.}''

'''EKUL:''' I mean, you'll never catch me getting-

''{He spins it, and it comes around and hits him on the head}''

'''EKUL:''' C-concussion...

''{Ekul collapses}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Maybe we should get out of the basement...

''{Cut to Sephiroth's living room. It is at the very top floor, and it quite normal.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Nothing dangerous here.

''{two police walk in}''

'''FIRST POLICE MAN:''' Yes, we've receicved a report of you mersilessly choping up, kicking, and and then choking a little boy until he was a bloody pulp.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' And I recieved a report that you are my cosplaying droids. ''{Rips off the uniforms to show they are droids.}'' Plus, it was Xenomorphbot which did it. Not me.

''{the ceiling breaks, and zoo in the tb falls through, crashing into the police man before going through the floor. metal flies everywhere}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' DAMMIT.

''{He throws a fishing line down there, and reels Zoo in by his collar.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You like harming my stuff, don't you?

'''ZOO977:''' ''{just peeking his head through}'' Can I have some clothes?

''{Ekul stands up and staggers}''

'''EKUL:''' ''{slurred}'' Hey, who is thaaaaaa.... ''{trails off}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You didn't drink all my vodka, did you? Oh no...

'''ZOO977:''' Please? ''{noticing the collar, see's the huge fall below him}'' How am I not being hanged?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Because 1, you are being held by the front, and 2, you're standing. ''{Points to Zoo's feet right next to the hole. He moves him to the window, and pours the grey goo down the hole. In a matter of seconds, the hole is sealed.}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{covering his shame with his hardhat}'' I'll... Be right back. ''{sprints offscreen}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Activate Guard. ''{The skyscraper gets encased in a unbreakable solid lazer coating.}''

''{OOC: Darn edit conflicts. Trying to get Bankrupt to find Will}''

''{Cut to Bankrupt in the city outskirts.}''

'''BANKRUPT:''' I could've sworn my PSP sensors which trace people found Will here. If not, then this thing is faulty.

'''ZOO977:''' ''{enters again, wearing his shirt inside out}'' Okay, I'm back.

'''BANKRUPT:''' Wait, who are you? ''{points at Zoo977}''

'''ZOO977:''' Zoo977.

'''BANKRUPT:''' I'm here looking for a person named Will. Know of the guy?

''{Davros rides in, in a car which is flashing all colors.}''

'''DAVROS:''' He's not in the south side of the city.

'''ZOO977:''' Guesuntheid.

'''DAVROS:''' Bankrupt, can I kill him?

'''BANKRUPT:''' Whatever works for you. I think Will will be wherever women and explosions are. Let's head up north.

''{Bankrupt hops in Davros' car. Davros follows, and starts driving off, opening the top window, and throwing a grenade out of it. Cut back to Seph's living room. Unholy Tracy walks onscreen, now with a arm made of ice that somehow can't melt. It is glowing red, and has metal on it's shoulder}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{sarcastic}'' Thanks for leaving me down there!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sorry about that, Bell. Wait... what?! How did I know that? Oh no.. Not again! Sorry Tracy, I got you confused with one of my old friends who went missing a long time ago. I just remembered him.

''[Rewind to Bankrupt's scene. Pause.}''

'''VOICE:''' Woah woah woah woah woah. How the #$%^ do you know his name!?

''{OOC: Seph, or Davros?}''

''(OOC: Bankrupt is looking for Live-Action Will. Hey, Bankrupt writerguy! Get it straight! Wikihood 3's Will has been taken hostage! The live-action Will represents me stepping THROUGH the internet JUST to punch Davros in the face for being such a shitty character.}''

''{OOC: It was the stomach, actually.}''

''{zoo waklks in}''

'''ZOO977:''' Hey guys! ''{sits upside down on the sofa, attemps to drink soda. continuously fails}''

''{OOC: Well, this ain't goin' nowhere. BTW: Live-Action Seth comes from real life, and returns the favour to Chwoka. He leaves. Fast foward back to Unholy Tracy's scene.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Seph, you DO know I showed you the book, revealing my connections to Bell, right?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I know, it's just for a second, I could feel him inside you, and it felt like I knew him. It's over now.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... ''{places left palm on Seph's forehead, concentrates for a few seconds, stops}'' You seem to be the Sephiroth Bell once knew, but there's something a bit different, as if you were a corrupted form of Seph.

''{Cut to Bankrupt in LoE base.}''

'''BANKRUPT:''' Well, I guess my sensors were in error. I am told that Will is back here, much to my sad dismay. At least I had fun though.

''{the shadow behind the computer begins to look strange. it morphs into zoo}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{playing with neopets figurines}'' Boom! A bomb goes off, and he ro- ''{seeing bankrupt}'' How did I get here?

'''BANKRUPT:''' Rest assured, you're not dead... yet... Davros! He's still here!

'''ZOO977:''' ''{taking out a bunch of plushies}'' Hoorah! ''{begins playing with them}''

'''BANKRUPT:''' Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!

'''ZOO977:''' Then the giant chia threw the very bad ''{holds the faerieland playset}'' modeled version of a place into the air! ''{throws it up in the air}'' But it st- ''{gets hit by the playset. Extremely confused and acting stupid, he takes the wheel of excitment off of it}'' This is going straight up my nose!

'''BANKRUPT:''' ''{sighs}'' I'll go see how Princess William is doing.

''{Bankrupt walks to Will's cell. Various sound effects are heard, and he is thrown back on-screen.}''

'''DARLON:''' You don't really think it's that easy, do you? Also! ''{presses a button}''

''{A drill fals from the sky and goes straight through Zoo977.}''

'''DARLON:''' This is how we deal with clones.

''{Cut back to the dome. Zoo emits a beeping noise.}''

'''BANKRUPT:''' Thanks! Who might you be?

'''NIVED:''' He is Darlon. The leader of the LoE.

'''BANKRUPT:''' Ah. I was planning on joining this "Louie".

'''DARK SADER:''' Well, there just happens to be a very "quaint" innitiation process...

''{Dark Sader begins laughing evily, Nived and Darlon soon join in. Cut to the ice cave. Strong Sader removes his sweater, revieling a shirt, waistcoat and tie underneath. He also removes his hat, taking several clumps of dead hair with it, leaving his hair moderate length. He goes to examine the simulation.}''

'''GARAX:''' Ooh. What's that? ''{Gets out a camera and starts taking picutres of it.}'' The press will love this! ...Man, you'll be rich!

'''KYVES:''' Strong Sader, Ekul encased the ice pretty thickly. I'm not sure if we can break through without his help. Otherwise, we could damage it.

'''GARAX:''' Try melting it.

'''KYVES:''' That could damage it too, what with the water corroding its system. Also, we don't have means to do that in an ice cave. I mean, Strong Sader and I have our ways of summoning electricity, but that would ALSO damage the system.

''{Suddenly, a blue guy with hair that goes to his feet breaks into the cave with an ice axe.}''

'''MAN:''' Dear gosh, where am I?

'''KYVES:''' Some ice cave.

'''GARAX:''' How about, I take more pictures of it, submit it to the press as alien technology, and I get rich of it. Yeah. We'll do that. ''{Snaps more pictures.}''

''{The man covers his face from the flashes of the camera.}''

'''MAN:''' Gah! What are you doing?

'''STRONG SADER:''' I'm going to find Ekul. Kyves, would you keep a look out around here?

''{Strong Sader flies up the cave to the surface. Kyves creates a magnetic field and sits down.}''

'''KYVES:''' You can count on me.

'''MEEK SADER:''' So... What should we do to pass the time?

''{An explosion can be heard outside. Long pause.}''

'''KYVES:''' I dunno. Throw stuff?

'''MEEK SADER:''' ''{Picks some slushy ice from the floor}'' Snowball fight?

'''GARAX:''' Photofight! ''{Starts snapping lots of pictures, dazzling everyone.}'' I win!

''{an arm made of red-tinted ice punches Garax in the back of the head, and then retracts offscreen}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{walks onscreen}'' Not so fast. ...Wait. Is Garax evil? Oh well. ''{warps off}''

''{Cut back to Sephiroth's skyscraper.}''

'''SPECTER:''' Beep Beep. Why are we up so high?

''{Strong Sader smashes in through the wall.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' To save space in the city below.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' He's right. Why have a wide mansion, when you can have a whole 100 storie skyscraper to yourself? AND STOP BREAKING MY WALLS!! AHH!!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{warps in}'' And it's fun to jump off of it!

''{a faint blue glowing thing goes by}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ... That's... Nice.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Not mine. Wanna toss it out of the window and see what will happen to it?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Sure! ''{grabs the blue glow, it moos}'' ... What...

'''STRONG SADER:''' Is Ekul here? I need his help.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah, he's here.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm, if squeezing it makes it moo, what happens when I kick it? ''{kicks the glow, it meows}'' ...Okay, what in God's name is this thing?!!

'''WEIRD BLUE THING:''' ''{in zoo's voice}'' Its zoo's soul! I need to get back to my dead body!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... Okay. But you better not be Zoo's shadow in disguise. ''{forms Zoo a new body}''

'''ZOO'S SOUL:''' Souls don't go into clones. ''{floats off}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' They did the last time I checked. ''{grabs Zoo's soul, forces it into the body}''

''{the body explodes. the soul leaves}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Grrr... ''{grabs the soul again, morphs it to look exactly like Zoo, but with a halo}'' How about now? Now you look exactly like your old body, but now you have ghost powers!

'''ZOO977:''' Better for annoying people! ''{floats off}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' The simulation may be the key to fixing the dome problem. It's holding up in an ice cave under Eric's old house.

'''EKUL:''' I doubt it, I think the best solution is to just wait until the thunderstorm schedueled in two days and go by that plan. Then we can use the simulation to find Nived and whoever he's working with.

'''STRONG SADER:''' If we can get it here, I could do some maintainence. I could reboot the simulation from the moment of error and analyse the LoE tracker.

'''EKUL:''' I programmed the tracker, but it's still not going to work unless we can repair the system's recollection of Nived, Darlon and Dark Sader. I suggest we see if there's any fragment or something of Dark Sader still in you. You're the only chance we have.

''{Timeswipe, two hours later. Strong Sader and Ekul hoist the simulation out of the ice cave with Kyves, Meek Sader, Pizzaboy and Garax riding on top. It's dropped into an unused room in the tower, and carefully thawed out by Ekul.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' There's a sample of all of our uncorrupted DNA stored inside the simulation's databanks. If I can get to it, I may be able to insolate Dark Sader's mental patterns.

'''EKUL:''' Wow, this thing has a ton of memory. You're saying that this thing has the DNA of every living person who ever entered the simulation? Well, I'd better get to fixing.

''{Ekul takes out a soldering gun, and starts working. Strong Sader boots the main screen, pounding it several time to get it working. Eventually, it displays a highly pixelated view of the simulation. The landscape is now barren and volcanic, having been ravaged by the system crash.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Wow. This place has REALLY gone to Hell.

'''EKUL:''' We can do a system restore to restore the landscape... hmm... wait a second... That's it! I can use their past actions to map their cognitive levels.

''{Ekul sets up the system restore program. However, it goes very slow}''

'''EKUL:''' Well, what do you want to do now while we wait?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Well, we could-

''{Strong Sader is cut out by the episode end. Credits.}''

Wikihood III/eps/3

2008-09-04T18:20:13Z

Strong Sader:

Episode 3 - "''Planning to Fail''"

==Synopsis==

'''CAST:''' Strong Sader, Ekul, Vindicator, Zoo977, Kyves, Meek Sader, Unholy Tracy, Van, Sephiroth, Pizzaboy, Chaos, Raiku, Noxigar, Nived, Darlon, Bankrupt, Davros, Dark Sader, Tahu

==Transcript==

''{Open to the refridgeration zone where Strong Sader and Ekul are holding up. They are both beginning to transform slowly into pizza, as the low temperature's effects on their condition wear off.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{Sneezes, cheese comes out instead of snot}'' Any progress?

'''EKUL:''' On the plan or on the cure?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Er... both.

'''EKUL:''' The thunderstorm will be here tomorrow. I believe they will be attacked before then. The cure, I found that the opposite of pizza has no vegetables, dairy or meat. That means dark chocolate, pasta, soda and fruit. We need to make a recipie.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Perhaps the Food Channel can help us.

''{Vindicator walks in, wearing pajamas, holding a mug of coffee.}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' ...I've got to remember to CLOSE my portals.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Yo, Apoc. What happened to you? Changed name, have you?

'''ZOO977:''' ''{walk in, holding a weird cone shaped case}'' Um... Where am I?

''{Vindicator swings at Strong Sader with a fist and falls to the ground.}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' Wake me up later, uncle flatfoot... ''{snores}''

'''ZOO977:''' It's later! ''{hits vindicator on the head with the case. A satisfyingg "clonk" is heard}''

''{Vindicator gets up, with a grimace and throws Zoo through a portal.}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' Give it 2 hours.

''{Vindicator hangs himself. He beings to snore.}''

''{zoo flies through the door. Vindicator almost gets hit, but continues sleping. Zoo has another case and his backpack now}''

'''ZOO977:''' What was that for?!?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Close that portal! A draft could be lethal for us.

'''ZOO977:''' ''{drinks the portal. it closes halfway through the straw}'' Yum yum!

''{A demon sticks his head through the half-portal.}''

'''DEMON:''' CLOSE THE PORTAL! IT'S HOT AND I JUST GOT COMFORTABLE!

''{Strong Sader throws a lump of ice at the portal. It flickers then closes completely.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Aww....

''{OOC: Strong Sader and Ekul are not physically present, they are only holograms transmitted from an icy warehouse}''

''{Cut to the enterence of the power plant. Kyves, Meek Sader and Van are outside.}''

'''KYVES:''' Okay. The plant has a robot security system. Once the plant is destroyed, all the robots will either shut down or explode. We can either use stealth or enter in, guns blazing.

'''MEEK SADER:''' I guess our lack of guns give us only one option.

'''KYVES:''' Okay. Now, here's the blueprint. We enter through the left window and through the laser hall. Then we go through the vent until we enter the main hall, which we will have to wait for a guard to pass. Then we climb down the elevator shaft and then through the maintenance ladder into the core room. I'll do the the main job. Now, decide amongst yourselves who will monitor for the lightning bolt and who will stand guard and other jobs.

'''MEEK SADER:''' ''{Looks to the left, toward the window Kyves mentioned}'' Hey... what's that?

''{Meek Sader points toward a pod in a small impact crater a few feet from the window.}''

'''KYVES:''' I don't know... Ekul, Strong Sader, come in!

'''EKUL:''' Yeah? What is it?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{hanging from ceiling}'' That's just my Tardis. I tried getting it working again, but it exploded, reformed, and it's chameleon circuit started working again. Whjy it's a pod, I have no idea.

''{Sephiroth rides in.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey guys, sorry I left, but the Pizzabot left a nasty dent in this. I had to fix it. After I fixed it, I decided to Polish it, Renovate it, Paint It, Change some spare parts, change my clothes, and... well... yeah.

'''STRONG SADER:''' The pod that the Pizzabot launched in its death throws landed in town somewhere. Whatever's growing inside it will probably pose a threat to your mission. Look out for it, guys.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Ehh... You know what? i should probably check in there. ''{jumps down, runs out}''

''{UT can be seen via the window entering the pod. he instantly runs out}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{runs in}'' It's horrible in there! Even for me! It's as is someone covered Seph's bike in nacho cheese and threw it in a wood chipper!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' So.. it looks like Metallic Nachos?

''{A half man-half pizza beast emerges from the pod.}''

'''PIZZABOY:''' ARBLBLBLBLBLBL!! ''{OOC: Credit to Ekul}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... Now that it isn't hanginf from he cieling via wires made of cheese, metal, and pepperoni, it looks almost edible!

''{pizzaboy breaks into the plant. UT lunges at it, gnawing his arm off}''

'''PIZZABOY:''' AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

''{Pizzaboy shakes off Unholy Tracy, and the section of his arm that was eaten regrows. Unholy Tracy begins to mutate into a similar creature due to contamination.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Meh. ''{explodes into flash of light, transforms back to normal. a piece of radioactive pizza falls to the ground. UT destroys it}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' It's a combination of both man and pizza! It's almost indistructable!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' What are you talking about? I eat humans and pizza almost every day!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I eat raw fish.

'''CHAOS:''' I eat anything I want to.

'''RAIKU:''' I don't eat.

'''CHAOS:''' Who the crap are you?

'''RAIKU:''' Satan's spawn.

'''CHAOS:''' No you're not. Satan is my godfather, and His records don't show any relatives of his.

'''RAIKU:''' Iwas put up for adpotion and he destroyed all records of me bieng his son.

'''CHAOS:''' Interesting.

'''RAIKU:''' Yep. We are god-brother.

'''VAN:''' Oh, sweet Arceus. Another demon.

''{Chaos walks over to Van, stares at him for 10 seconds, and sticks a knife in his right eye.}''

''{Raiku shoots his gunblade at van.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' At least I'm not related to anyone. Wow. Van. ''{Takes the knife out.}'' Be more careful Chaos.

'''CHAOS:''' "Pull out a machine gun an go crazy, Chaos?" Okay!

''{Chaos pulls out a machine gun and rapidly fires it into the air. hundreds of birds, Superman, and 2 planes fall.}''

'''CHAOS:''' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

'''RAIKU:''' Follow me! {Grabs Chaos arm and teleports them to safety}

''{One of the planes falls on Van, killing him. Van's ghost appears}''

'''VAN:''' Wow. First Wikihood death. So...how does this work?

'''RAIKU:''' Were you bad or good? If you were good you go to heven,but if you were bad you meet my father satan.

'''VAN:''' I believe I'd go to neither, and flock to the Pokemon Tower, but...I think I stay here until next episode, where I get my mortal body back.

'''RAIKU:''' Deal. Do you want me to teleport yuo to the pokemon tower?

'''CHAOS:''' Or You could just sign this contract and I could bring you back to life. I have that power. I'm the son of death.

'''RAIKU:''' And i am the son of Satan. And his God Brother

'''VAN:''' No thanks, Raiku. And Chaos, I don't trust contracts.

'''CHAOS:''' It'll just bring you back to life, I swear!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Satan? I met him. I play cards with him along with Death, Dracula, Hades, and God every Tuesday. And also my friend Damien.

'''RAIKU:''' So you are half dead?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No. I just know how to get to hell.

'''RAIKU:''' How? I have only been to purgatory

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I took the highway. You need to go to Bermuda Triangle. There opens a portal, which leads to the gates.

'''RAIKU:''' I thought thats the portal to heaven.

'''CHAOS:''' you know, I didn't LIVE in Hell for most of my life or anything.

'''RAIKU:''' I lived in purgatory. they have some good bars.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No, for heaven, you need to go to Cloud 9 to go there.

'''RAIKU:''' I thought it was cloud 10.

'''CHAOS:''' I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO KNOW HOW TO GET TO HELL!

'''RAIKU:''' Sephroth all ready told me how.

'''CHAOS:''' No, he didn't There's only ONE way.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I did. FYI.

'''CHAOS:''' That's the gate to ''Candyland''.

'''RAIKU:''' No wonder it taste so good.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Actually, there's two ways. The one Chaos mentioned and reality-bending powers.

'''RAIKU:''' And my Satan Powers.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' NO CHAOS. THAT'S CLOUD 10 CANDYLAND IS AT.

''{OOC: Please stop contradicting me Chaos. you always do that.}''

'''RAIKU:''' I will use my powers on him even though hes my brother.

'''MEEK SADER:''' Erm... Pizzaboy!

'''PIZZABOY:''' ''{Roars}'' You shall pay for killing my parent!!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I WILL NOT PAY ANYTHING!!! ''{Rides straight through Pizzaboy, and when he comes out, his jacket is pizza.}'' Damn! That cost me money!

''{The pieces of pizza slattered over the ground and Seph's jacket crawl at a fair speed back toward Pizzaboy and recollect to fully rebuild him. Sephiroth then starts to set the Pizzaboy's foot on fire.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' YOU REMIND ME OF THE GREAT MIGHTY POO!

''{Pizzabot tosses the pure fire at Seph. He's set on fire. Pizzaboy is undamaged.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Ha! I'm wearing fireproof clothes! ''{Starts to dance. A breeze of wind blows the fire off.}''

'''RAIKU:''' Im hungry. (Starts to eat pizzaboy.)

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' NO, YOU IDIOT!

''{Raiku starts to mutate into another pizza-human}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' Stand back! If the process fails he may explode!

'''CHAOS:''' Even better.

''{Pizzaboy rears up and begins absorbing soil and converts it into more flesh for himself, and begins to grow and mutate into a larger more beast-like creature.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Are we going to have another super-powered battle?

'''PIZZABOY:''' Not quite!

''{Pizzaboy fires a lump of Pizza matter down Chaos' throught. He begins mutating.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Do this all you want, it'll just be a repeat of last episode!

''{Chaos tears off the pizza skin to reveal he's still under it.

'''CHAOS:''' What're we supposed to do, not-so-Strong Sader?

'''MEEK SADER:''' Try vomiting.

'''RAIKU:''' DEMON POWERS DESTROY PIZZABOY!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I'll try something. ''{grabs Pizzaboy, runs outside}''

''{through the window youcan see UT carrying Pizzaboy into the pod. after a few seconds, red smoke comes out of it. UT walks out}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{walks in}'' There. I supernova'd him.

''{The pod crumbles away, and Pizzaboy emerges larger then ever.}''

'''RAIKU:''' FINAL CHANCE!!! {A giant Rainstorm of Dark Meteors and Black Rain falls on pizzaboy destroying him}

''{The pod reforms, and the Pizzaboy does as well, now with a purple aura, red eyes, and black wings. Noxigar arrives onscreen.}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' Did you say "final"? ''{snaps his fingers, and Raiku's rainstorm ceases}'' Let's not kill anyone, okay? The pizza delivery guy needs to do his job. And Strong Sader could sue you if you godmod.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' His job is to kill us. We killed his father.

'''NOXIGAR:''' So? Strong Sader will just blow up the universe if we keep making random subplots nothing to do with imminent failure, which is the apparent point of this episode. So, what are we failing at, I wonder?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No idea man. Who are ya anyways?

'''NOXIGAR:''' Name's Noxigar. Commit it to memory. What's yours?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I have no name at the moment, so I call myself Sephiroth. Well, I do know my first name. Lexo. Whichever one floats your boat. Amnesia, you see. You know.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Well, now that we're on a name-to-name basis...

''{Noxigar takes out two red chakram from a backpack behind him}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' Don't go dying on me.

''{Noxigar charges towards Sephiroth, only to stop himself midway}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' Meh, this isn't going to amount to anything. ''{puts the chakrams back in his backpack}'' Let's go find Strong Sader so we can advance the plot without being useless.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Cough}'' This is the main plot right now... ''{Cough.}'' And by the way, it was a good thing you stopped, because I would of just shot you in the head.

'''NOXIGAR:''' So you having amnesia is the plot? That's awkward. I wager some alien will say, "Find me some random jewels that you forgot about" and you'll just go do that instead of listening to me. Wait, that probably wouldn't happen, would it?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Nope. Character development. Pizzaboy is main plot. ...God, I hate 4th Wall breaking. It really gives me hernia. Ow....

'''NOXIGAR:''' You're telling me... that he's the key character to this whole episode? I find that somewhat acceptable.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Stop it! The Hernia's getting worse...

'''NOXIGAR:''' I'll stop. ''{Noxigar walks towards Pizzaboy}'' Alright, you. Tell me your purpose!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Wait, random alien? Jewels? Okay then. ''{to Sephiroth}'' Hey Seph, go find me the dung-pile orbs or Betelgeuse 12. Nah, I'm kidding. Er, wait. "Lexo"? Do you mean "Lexon", Sephiroth? If so, I may know your name. But I'm not gonna say it, because that would be anticlimactic.

'''NOXIGAR:''' I think we're supposed to find anti-pizza. So, it can't be anything nutritional, or at least nothing nutritionally versatile.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yes, Lexon. And before you say anything.. Darkheart is not it.

'''RAIKU:''' Your real name is LEON!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{to Seph}'' ...Crap. ''{to Noxigar}'' And we need kit to be very pure, young, and soft, considering he has the powers of darkness, a supernova, and steel. Hmm... ''{reaches into backpack, pulls out a rather filthy infant, throws it at the pizzaboy}''

''{the pizzaboy flinches}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Well, I guess we know our anti-pizza.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No Raiku. It is not.

'''RAIKU:''' Its NOEL!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'm not a *BEEP* Organization XIII member.

'''RAIKU:''' ITS LEXON!!!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Facepalms}'' Oy vey....

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... Seph, could you be just The Lexon? ...Oh wait. Not all aliens are time lords. Um... You look vampiric, so... Lexon Collins maybe?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' But I'm not an Alien, or a Time Lord, or a Vampire. I'm just a normal 17 year old who has a cool jacket and a motorcycle, and speaks in a British accent, that's all...

'''VAN:''' And I am a ghost. Whoopdedoo.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' And I'm a fusion of a mutant alien and his son. Isn't that GREAT?

'''MEEK SADER:''' And I'm a fragment of some neurotic teenager. ''{sarcastically}'' Amazing, eh? Now what are we going to do about. ''{Pizzaboy grabs him in his mouth and begins tossing him around}'' Ow! My bits!

''{Vindicator walks in, dragging another Vindicator along.}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' Don't mind me, folks.

'''PIZZABOY:''' WHY DID YOU KILL MY DADDY!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hmm... BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING KILL US!!!

'''PIZZABOY:''' That was his job!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Not a very good job. He could of been a Doctor, or a lawyer rich and true! But no! He had to throw his life away. It's his own fault.

'''PIZZABOY:''' ''{Begins crying}'' I don't want to be bad! I don't want to die like daddy! He wasn't a nasty person!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' He still tryed to kill us. And if it makes you feel better, he killed himself.

''{Pizzaboy curls up and begins crying.}''

''{OOC: He's only just been born, so his half-human nature is making him sensitive.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Umm... I'm guessing that didn't do the trick... ''{To the others}'' should we just go? I'm feeling kinda sorry for him.

'''MEEK SADER:''' Lets leave him to think for a while.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' While he's at it, does anyone want some Mcdonalds? I packed some with me.

'''MEEK SADER:''' Yeah, I'll have a a McChicken sandwich.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright. ''{Takes one out of a bag, and gives it to Meek Sader.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' The robots inside the plant have some pretty stiff defences. Be careful when you're inside.

'''KYVES:''' Wait, shouldn't we check the pod for a cure for Ekul and Strong Sader?

''{Cut back to the icy warehouse}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Pizzaboy! If we can get a sample of his DNA we might be able to find a way stablize the mutation half-way and buy more time for a perminant cure.

'''EKUL:''' Excellent. Kyves! Bring him here.

''{Cut to Kyves. Kyves taps him on the shoulder}''

'''KYVES:''' You need to come with us.

''{Kyves takes him over to the warehouse}''

'''EKUL:''' ''{Voice}'' I need a hair sample and a skin sample

'''KYVES:''' Here ya go.

''{Kyves slides some in. A few minutes go by. Ekul and Strong Sader step out, completely healed.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Okay, what now? Do you want to go up to the plant with the other or there's some stuff in Eric's house that needs some attention.

''{Noxigar arrives}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' I see that Pizzaboy has reformed? Or is that just wishful thinking?

''{Sephiroth comes out of the shadows in another pair of clothing.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' It depends. See, he has human emotion, so there is a chance.

'''NOXIGAR:''' I'll take the former has the answer.

'''STRONG SADER:''' If he knows that his father didn't have the right job then he'll probably be reformed by that knowledge.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Let's give him that knowledge then. Or shall he kill us all because of his dad's untimely demise?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I wonder if we can fix his Pizza..ness. I really doubt he likes being made of Pizza.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Pizza? Hmm... I wonder if we can turn him into a PS3.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Lets not be hasty. Doing something that drastic may have serious effects on his health.

'''NOXIGAR:''' You're a whole lot smarter than you appear, Strong Sader.

'''STRONG SADER:''' I try.

''{Noxigar dresses up as a commander}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' A'ight, gentlemen! How shall we breach enemy lines?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' We could use a decoy!

''{Noxigar takes out several of Xaldin's lances from his backpack}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' We should make something with these.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Pointy.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Yes, pointy.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' But what are we supposed to do with it? Make dinner?

'''NOXIGAR:''' They're for pizza-slicing.

'''RAIKU:''' I want one!

''{Ekul flies over to Erics house}''

'''EKUL:''' What do we need to do here?

'''NOXIGAR:''' We're trying to get Pizzaboy to be a good guy. So this plot doesn't become as useless as the Batman Forever cartridge.

'''RAIKU:''' Or Bill Cosby.

''{Noxigar and Raiku dissappear in a puff of continuity, not being there at that location}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' A number of the users in the simulation went missing as the computer shut down. I thought it was important to track them down.

'''EKUL:''' Good idea. Especially the LoE, right?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Exactly. We need as many leads as we can to this dome business.

'''RAIKU:''' Even the people at the HRFWiki are gone!

'''EKUL:''' I'm good with computers, let me try. I'll just scan for their cortical signal. It should be recorded by the simulation...

'''RAIKU:''' I will use claireivoyance to find a signal. They are in Disneyland!

'''STRONG SADER:''' We should check out the basement.

''{Cut to the basement. The enterence opens. The three walk into the basement. Homestar, ragged leaps at them.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Why did you guys leave me!?

'''RAIKU:''' Shut up homestar! Theres a evil pizza on the loose!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh gosh! Is it the Louie?

'''NOXIGAR:''' Never heard of the "Louie".

'''RAIKU:''' {Roundhouses Homestar in the face} Just shut up already!

'''NOXIGAR:''' I honestly don't think that was necessary.

'''HOMESTAR:''' What was that for?

''{Ekul starts typing on the computer}''

'''EKUL:''' That's odd. There doesn't seem to be-

''{The keyboard explodes. Nived appears on the monitor}''

'''NIVED:''' Hello, Ekul. How do you like the surprise I left for you? Don't bother trying to scan for us. I removed all traces of us from the system. With a hammer. The dome is unescapable anyway, so why do you care? Meanwhile all of us here at the LoE will be taking over the world!

'''EKUL:''' Diabolical.

'''NIVED:''' Anyway, cutting to the chase, you'll find a bunch of friendly robots. Well, friendly to us. In fact, just triggering this message makes a big mecha turn online. Well, duty calls, so I'll be seeing you.

''{The monitor fizzes out before becoming completely inoperable}''

'''EKUL:''' That's just great. Just perfect.

'''HOMESTAR:''' ...so the Louie used a hammew to make a wobot picture?

'''EKUL:''' Do you even know how to listen?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Nah. That's not my thing.

'''RAIKU:''' I might be able to help Ekul. What do you need?

''{Sephiroth runs in.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Umm... Guys? Something is happening outside. Something BIG.

'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Yes I realize. We're dealing with an anime cliche. Any anti-cliches?

'''RAIKU:''' Nothing too big for Satan's son?

'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{sighs}'' Anime cliches make this all too easy.

'''RAIKU:''' Stop with the anime cliches before I roundhouse you!!!

''{Noxigar takes out a tomahawk}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' Let's just fight this and get this over with.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' RAIKU! NO ROUNDHOUSE KICKING, YOU SIN SPAWN.

'''RAIKU:''' {Pulls out his Gunblade} I dont take orders from anyone!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Pulls out a Wooden Rod.}'' You do from me.

''{Raiku shoots Sephiroth, but he dodges.}''

''{The house rumbles and the top floor is crushed}''

'''RAIKU:''' Looks like we have bigger problems!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Pokes Raiku, and he turns around. He then smacks the rod against his head, making him dizzy. He then drives it into his stomach, making him fly into a wall.}'' Now, lets deal with this problem.

''{ Another thump. A piece of the ceiling falls on Strong Sader's head.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Ow. ''{Falls over}''

''{Sephiroth pulls him up by the collar.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You okay?

'''RAIKU:''' Use this, Sephiroth! {Passes his gunblade to sephiroth} I goe melee!

'''STRONG SADER:''' I'm sort of fine.

''{Sparks and flames start shooting everywhere and the entire place explodes.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Protect the simulation! It's our only key to finding out where the LoE's gone!

''{Ekul encases the simulation in ice and starts drilling it into the ground}''

'''RAIKU:''' What does LOE stand for? And ekuls about to kill us all!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No he isn't!

'''RAIKU:''' Use my gunblade on the ground!

'''STRONG SADER:''' The simulation must have recorded when the moment when the Legion of Evil escaped and set up the dome.

'''RAIKU:''' Strong sader is our boss now. wyhat do you want me to do?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Who the heck is the Legion of Evil? Sounds like something from the 1960's Batman Movie.

'''RAIKU:''' Its from JLA.

'''STRONG SADER:''' An army of three people made from the evil sides of Ekul, Chwoka and i's personalities. They caused some trouble in the simulation until they disappeared shortly after the zombie invasion.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Huh? Wh-How long was I out? Last thing I remember, I was talking about vampires or something. And now this place is burnt to the ground, a penguin's trying to force a block of ice into the ground, and Pizzaboy is curled up in the fetal position crying.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' The Legion of Evil has unleashed a giant mecha on us.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Neat. So, um, WHY is the Pizzaboy crying?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Because we killed his father, and then he had to deal with the fact that he was evil. Plus, he said he didn't want to die like his father.

'''PIZZABOY:''' ''{Still stammering with tears}'' I wanna help you guys. I want to be a good boy.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Fine.. You can help us.

''{Pizzaboy's deformed pizza coating mets away, and reforms into a pizza. Then he grows into a more perfectly formed version of his former self.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Can I have my Jacket back? I had my wallet in it.

'''PIZZABOY:''' Sure. ''{reaches into chest, pulls out Seph's jacket, covered in cheese, and hands it to him}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Thanks?

''{a shovel top comes out of the ground, and creates the top of a hole. zoo climbs out. he looks around}''

'''ZOO977:''' This isn't kentucky!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' EH? ''{looks at the Zoo977 holding the cone-shaped case, looks at the Zoo977 sticking out of the hole}'' My brain hurts.

'''ZOO977:''' I got bored, so I put up a jelly model of me. I then dug a hole inside, instead of kentucky.

''{right about then, the model melts. the floor becomes very sticky.}''

'''RAIKU:''' Who wants to be a team? I do! ''{puts hand in the middle}''

''{Cut to the LoE's base of operations. Darlon is screaming at Nived.}''

'''DARLON:''' A ''mecha''!? I tell you to cover our tracks behind us, and you choose a ''mecha''!? A mecha. ''Brilliant''. Once they use the mecha to escape the dome, how about we tell them we've taken Will hostage, hmm? ''{presses the intercom button}'' Dark Sader, get in here.

''{A black-robed person enters.}''

'''???? 1:''' Not Dark Sader, but I can hear everything you said. I'm essentially an evil counterpart to the one known as "Noxigar". And no, I am not Roxas. Although I have a disguise as him...

''{The robed person transforms into Roxas}''

'''???? 1:''' So, this is the infamous Legion of Evil. Nice place you have here.

''{Another guy follows.}''

'''???? 2:''' Hey! Wait for me! ''{You can only see the back of his neck.}'' I would like to join you too..

'''???? 1:''' Relax. I hear their reaction time to things is rather slow.

'''???? 2:''' So I didn't have to run behind you? Oh god. ''{Falls flat on his face, revealing spiky green hair.}'' I'm okay.

'''???? 1:''' From what I could eavesdrop, there's a hostage named Will. We might be sent to guard him.

'''???? 2:''' Or we might be thrown out for tresspassing. Huzzah. Who are you anyway?

'''???? 1:''' Name's... Bankrupt Welloder. Yours?

'''???? 2:''' Odd name. You can call me... Davros. ''{He jumps back onto his feet.}'' Nice to meet you.

'''BANKRUPT:''' Well, now that our names are here, let's go find that hostage.

'''DAVROS:''' Not too hasty. We still have to see what the others think of us. So... should we like.. tell each other about ourselves?

'''BANKRUPT:''' Well, I've explained how I'm a parallel to Noxigar. What about you?

'''DAVROS:''' I turned evil after being turned away by society. When I was young, my whole family was killed by Communists. I was scarred in the process. I was shunned by society, and I couldn't find joy in being good, so I took up a life of crime. At first it was petty crimes such as stealing, then it became accidental murder. Soon after, I couldn't turn back, so I decided to let the darkness embrace me. I did, and it was the best choice of my life.

'''BANKRUPT:''' So a traumatic part of your life has molded your true colors. Interesting.

''{A portal opens and Live-Action Will steps through.}''

'''LIVE-ACTION WILL:''' Excuse me, just a second. ''{punches Davros in the gut. Davros falls down.}'' Thanks. ''{leaves, portal closes.}''

'''BANKRUPT:''' What the-? That guy's escaped!

''{Dark Sader runs in.}''

'''DARK SADER:''' You asked for me, Darlon?

'''NIVED:''' There's no reason to worry Darlon, but there's no way the Mecha can breach the dome. I myself made sure of it.

''{cut back to Pizza Boy's area, Tahu appears}''

'''TAHU:''' Am I tardy for the party?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Well, we're under attack from a giant mechanical killing machine.

'''EKUL:''' Well, I'm going to try to knock it down.

''{Ekul ices up the ground around the Mecha.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Gee, that thing sure seems resilient.

''{The Skates come out of the Mechas feet.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Uh oh.

'''EKUL:''' This is going to be bad.

''{Suddenly, rocket launchers extend from his wrists}''

'''EKUL:''' Oh great.

''{suddenly, a blur flies in from offscreen and smashes into the mecha, knocking one of it's rocket lauchers off. The blur lands on the mecha's head, and reveals itself to be Unholy Tracy}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Friggin narcolepsy... So, what'd I miss?

'''RAIKU:''' Just in time! Wanna be a part of our new team? If so put your hand in.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Erm... Do I have to agree to anything involving not being able to kill innocent bystanders and/or eating their flesh?

'''RAIKU:''' Of course not! I eat bystanders too!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Good. In that case, I'm in. ''{jumps down, kicks the mecha in the nuts, causing it to fall over. Two nut screws come out of its crotch.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Laughing.}'' Irony! Bwahahaha!!

''{Vindicator slides out from behind Sephiroth.}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' That's immature. ''{gives a >_>; expression}''

''{Cut to Tahu. He is rolling on the floor.}''

'''TAHU:''' HAHAHA! NUTS! HAHAHA I GET I- ''{looks at Vindicator}'' Oh.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well come on! It is funny!

''{The Mecha starts to get up. Its fingers slide back into the hands, and come out again, with Chainsaws.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh my.

''{The Mecha blasts 3 rockets that blaze by at an incredible speed towards Unholy Tracy, exploding spectacurally when they hit him. He readies his chainsaw hand and makes a gigantic swoop across all the good guys}''

'''VAN:''' ''{poofs and is not a ghost anymore}'' Hey! I'm alive! Yeah! ''{gets sliced in half by the chainsaw}'' Crap.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Sephiroth jumps onto the Mecha, and climbs into a little space where the head is. He is seen in the Mechas eyes.}'' Hey! Guys! I'll try to dismantle him from the inside!

''{The mecha sneezes Sephiroth out through a nose-like grill on its head. He flies down and lands on Strong Sader, crushing him.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sorry Sader. By the way, if we destroy this mech, can I have its spare parts? I could make something out of it.

'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{Ghost}'' Sure, if you want.

'''CHAOS:''' Think I could also?

'''EKUL:''' If I know Nived, there won't be anything left of it if we beat it. Hmm... but if there is some sort of self destruct or something we could trigger it to beat it. If we want to steal its parts we have to avoid doing anything that may trigger it.

''{Pan above what's left of Eric's house to show that Kyves and Meek Sader are both being crushed in the mecha's grip.}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' ''{crack}'' Ow. My ribs.

''{Fade out. Credits.}''

Wikihood III/eps/1

2008-08-24T10:06:40Z

Strong Sader: Ending

Episode 1 - "''Here We Go Again''"

==Synopsis==

'''CAST:''' ''(in order of appearance)'': Strong Sader, Zippy, Ekul, Van, Meek Sader, Gilligan, Homestar, Unholy Tracy, Megumi Tameba, Vindicator, The thing, Sephiroth, Chaos, Conchris, Ryousuke Tameba

==Transcript==

''{Open to the field in the simulation. All seems tranquil fora few seconds. An explosion out of nowhere suddenly rips through the earth of the field. Strong Sader, ragged, pops up from the bottom of the screen.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Everybody out!

''{Strong Sader runs across the field as several more explosions rip craters into the ground. Zippy follows suit.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Wait, where do we get out?

'''EKUL:''' Just log off and... Wait, you weren't in Wikihood 2... DUCK!

''{Ekul jumps to the side and a piece of shrapnel hits where his head would have been. Ekul signs off and as he is dissapearing, an explosion occurs where he is standing. Cut to Eric's basement. The Simulator chairs disengage on Ekul and Strong Sader.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Ack! I've got a killer headache...

'''EKUL:''' It looks like the system failed while Eric was gone. I guess we should take a look around the real world.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Good idea. We have to move a bit, our bones may have been weakened by inactivity.

'''VAN:''' What the hell is going on?!

'''STRONG SADER:''' The simulator's packed up. Best Guess the ceneral computer broke down from lack of maintainance.

'''EKUL:''' Yeah. Maybe the strain of the universe being destroyed too much.

''{Ekul stands up}''

'''EKUL:''' There's a muscle strengthener conected to the system, so we can't be too badly off. I wonder where Kyves and Nived went...

'''VAN:''' Who and whom?

''{A clang and a thud are heard from within a computer bank.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' What was that?

''{The casing of the computer collapses. Meek Sader falls out.}''

'''VAN:''' Who are you?!

'''EKUL:''' That's Meek Sader, a figment of Strong Sader's good side. I always wondered... does that mean you can't be as good when you don't have Meek Sader?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Normally, but losing Dark Sader sort of canceled that out.

'''MEEK SADER:''' ''{Half-asleep}'' Pasta...

'''STRONG SADER:''' He must hae been generated to account for the loss of part of my programming. Supply a vessel for him.

'''EKUL:''' Has the real world collided with the simulation again? And what kind of vessel, living or computer?

'''STRONG SADER:''' He's organic. Directive #A-113, in the event of a user's file becoming fragmented: a vessel is grown from a DNA sample to ensure the information is not lost.

'''EKUL:''' Does this mean he can't be reintegrated into your mind again?

''{Gilligan jumps out of the computer.}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ...Dare I ask where I am?

'''EKUL:''' Well, it used to be Eric's basement, but it kinda grew. I'm not really sure how it happened.

'''MEEK SADER:''' ''{Woozy}'' You can still mind meld with him; the simulation may have collapsed but that read out states the the mind emersion feature is still intact.

'''EKUL:''' Let's see if I can fix the simulation.

''{Ekul walks into the main computer server. He attempts to view its data, but all that happens is that the hard drive sparks}''

'''EKUL:''' That can't be good.

''{Ekul opens up the computer system to find parts that are melted and sparking}''

'''EKUL:''' I don't think it's possible to repair this. It's pretty badly broken.

''{A small explosion rips through the main drive. A sligtly charred Homestar falls out.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' A back-up of him must have made its way into the vessel unit.

'''EKUL:''' It's possible he and Strong Bad were stuck inside my mind and therefore the real world for too long.

'''STRONG SADER:''' If they were in your mind at one point, then they would technically be a fragment of your program and therefore get a vessel. Strong Bad's might be in there somewhere.

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Looks at Van.}'' Do you know whats going on? Cause I don't know.

'''EKUL:''' More importantly, how did you get in the program? I don't remember seeing you in there.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Hmmmm... Must've been an accident during time travel.

''{OOC: For those of you who are new to the Wikihood 2 continuity, the simulation doesn't have to be your entrance, it's just an explanation as to how the Wikihood 2 people got to Wikihood 3's story.}''

'''EKUL:''' Well, there's no reason to stay in here. Let's get out of this place.

''{Cut to the outside of Eric's house. Everyone is staring at the sky.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Oh. My. God.

''{Pan around to show that the skyline is dominated at all sides by a massive geodesic dome.}''

'''EKUL:''' This is bad. It might explain where Nived has gone...

'''VAN:''' Large domes...that could be a problem.

'''ZIPPY:''' Oh God... do we have enough air? Do we? ''Do we''?

''{Zippy goes into the fetal position.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Ehh. ''Ehhhh.''

'''VAN:''' Chill out! ''{kicks Zippy}'' Maybe my Solarbeam can break the dome, but I'd need a lot of sunlight.

'''ZIPPY:''' ''Ow''! I've got claustrophobia, you jerk. And why do ''you'' get to shoot lasers? I just have a stick.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Why does this remind of The Simpsons Movie all of a sudden?

'''VAN:''' I only get to "shoot lasers" when I've taken in an extreme amount of sunlight! For now, I can only create sharp leaves and manipulate them.

'''EKUL:''' I suppose we could all attack it at the same time.

'''VAN:''' Ok, here's my plan. Me, Ekul, and Gilligan will attack the dome. Zippy and Strong Sader, go find solar panels. Let's go!

'''EKUL:''' Okay. I could probably also create a large magnifying glass out of ice.

''{the familiar noise of a Tardis sounds. A black Tardis (Phonebooth form) with red flames around the bottom appears. The door opens, and Unholy Tracy steps out of it}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hello, all.

'''VAN:''' Who are you?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' My name is Unholy Tracy. Call me Tracy, if you wish.

'''VAN:''' No time for formalties. We need to escape. Attack the dome surrounding us!

'''GILLIGAN:''' You look familliar. Have we met?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Er... In a way, yes. Yes I have, Gilligan. Now then. ''{charges a hadoken}'' Hadooooo... ''{fires the hadoken at the dome}'' KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

''{the hadoken only produces a small crack}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Crap. This stuff is harder than I expected. ...Wait. ''{runs into Tardis, it disappears and then reappears outside the dome. Tracy steps back out}'' Hmmhmmhmm. Take THAT!

'''GILLIGAN:''' Uhhhhhhhhh........ we're kind of still in here!!!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Exactly! I ENJOY torturing people!

'''GILLIGAN:''' You're seriously starting to remind me of my best friend...

'''EKUL:''' Let's knock him out and throw him at the dome. It won't help, but it will make me feel better.

'''VAN:''' I can feel it...I can feel the energy...

''{Van turns a bright reddish color}''

'''VAN:''' STAND BACK EVERYONE! THIS COULD GET UGLY!

''{Van fires the concentrated Solarbeam at the dome. Suddenly, large cracks appear throughout the entire dome, but it does not break.}''

'''EKUL:''' We've weakened it! Now if only we had some large object to crush it with...

'''GILLIGAN:''' I'll handle this!!! ''{Runs away, then stops. Runs towards the dome as fast as he can. Headbutts it. The dome shatters.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Oh, f-''{a large piece of the dome falls on him}'' ...Ow.

'''VAN:''' Woah. Nice.

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Head is bleeding. Passses out.}''

'''VAN:''' Shizcakes. Someone get him medical attention!

''{A portal opens, and a girl wearing a white cloak, armed with a scythe and a plush toy, walks through. She looks around and is taken by suprise by the people that are around the area she's in.}''

'''MEGUMI:''' Ahh!

''{The girl hides behind Ekul.}''

'''MEGUMI:''' Uuuuuu~

''{Van is bandaging Gilligan's head. When he finishes he looks around}''

'''VAN:''' Who's there?

'''ZIPPY:''' ''{yawns}'' Sorry, I was out for the past few hours. It's just me.

''{Pause.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Wait, who's the girl?

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Wakes up}'' Huh? Whats going on? ''{Notices Megumi.}'' Hey, where did that hot girl come from? Have you guys been holding out on me!?

''{All of the dome pieces are suddenly captured by a weird elecrical field. They are sucked up into the sky and reform the dome, all of the cracks then heal across its surface.}''

''{OOC: Not to rain on the parade, but the dome plot is meant to last for the entire season.}''

'''MEGUMI:''' I... I... I'm Megumi... and... yo-yo-you are?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Erm... Strong Sader, cute anime... girl?

''{The girl flinches.}''

'''MEGUMI:''' Uuuuuu~

''{Megumi latches onto Strong Sader, akin to a hug. Another portal opens, and Vindicator walks through.}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' You're not impressing anyone.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Herk! Get her off! To... tight...

''{A crack is heard as Strong Sader's spine is crushed.}''

'''EKUL:''' Did that kill you or do we need to mercy kill you or something? I know from experience that spine damage is really tough, and you'll just come back next episode anyway.

'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{Ghost}'' No need. I'm fine. But what's going on here?

'''VAN:''' Well the dome's back, and Strong Sader got killed by a chick.

'''EKUL:''' That's pretty much right. She's pretty mysterious. So, little girl, where are you from?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Yes, interview my murderer.

''{Cut back to the basement. Meek Sader is there, examining the computer.}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' Hmm, the computer's still ticking over...

''{Kyves (Ekul's other character) walks into the basement.}''

'''KYVES:''' Oh, hello Meek Sader. Has everyone woken up yet?

'''MEEK SADER:''' Not quite yet. The sub-routines are particularly badly effected. It's taking some longer then others to leave.

'''VAN:''' So...''you're'' Kyves...

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Gets up}'' No, I'm Homestar Runner. Y'know? That guy?

'''KYVES:''' He was talking to me. And yes, I am Kyves. I found out the system was destablizing, and logged off to check. The system was already too broken to log back on though.

'''MEEK SADER:''' According to the diagnostic check a number of transistors blew and triggered and overload of the support systems. It'll be doozy to get back online, even if we wanted to.

'''KYVES:''' Yeah, well. We should solve the dome problem first.

'''MEEK SADER:''' There's and electric field surrounding the surface which is holding the atoms together very tightly, which is how it reformed. Now that the electric field has been activated it'll be difficult to destroy.

'''KYVES:''' Well, my special ability is magnetic control. Electricity can be disrupted by magnitism

'''MEEK SADER:''' If you can get the electic field down, it may help us destroy it, but the voltage is very high so it may be hard.

'''KYVES:''' Is there a powerplant nearby? Perhaps I could make a power surge large enough to disrupt the field.

'''MEEK SADER:''' There's one on the other side of town. I'll get a map and we can walk.

'''KYVES:''' Sounds good. We need to make the whole plan. I can't weaken it forever. While I am destroying the field, we need to do that solarbeam thing.

''{Cut outside again.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Where do you think that dome came from?

'''EKUL:''' I bet it was Dark Sader and Nived. And possibly Darlon.

'''STRONG SADER:''' The entire things been galvinised by the electric field. Even if you were to take it down, the strengthening effects are probably perminant.

'''EKUL:''' Yeah... We might have to get used to this place. I wonder what else is in this dome.

''{Strong Sader picks up a small rock and hurls it at the window of a nearby house. There is no reaction of any kind.}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{looking around}'' The entire street is empty.

'''EKUL:''' So are we the only people here?

'''STRONG SADER:''' It would appear so... Wanna raid people's houses?

'''EKUL:''' I wouldn't have it any other way! Stealing is fun!

''{Cut to the interior of a house. Strong Sader tosses a number of stones through a window, destroying all of the glass.}''

'''EKUL:''' Wait, aren't you a ghost? How can you grab stones?

'''STRONG SADER:''' I'm carrying them with my taser fingers.

'''EKUL:''' Cool. Dibs on the TV and jewelry.

'''STRONG SADER:''' So long as I get the DVDs and everything in the kitchen.

'''EKUL:''' Fine. Too bad this house has no video games. Hey, they have DSL in this house! Dibs on this computer.

'''THE THING:''' That's not a computer, that's an evil robot.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Wait, is this your house or are you thieving as well?

'''EKUL:''' Who are you and why are you calling what is clearly a computer a robot?

'''THE THING:''' I just got back from vacation. This is my house. Who are you people?!?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Um... Ghost busters...

'''EKUL:''' Yeah, this TV has ghosts in it. I'd better take it back to the HQ.

''{Ekul slides away on ice}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Yes, and I'd better take your haunted DVD collection in case your TV transferred ghosts to them.

''{Floats behind Ekul}''

''{The thing melts}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Yeah...

'''EKUL:''' Was he tricking us out of the whole house?

''{Cut back to the basement}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' Okay, I've got the map.

'''HOMESTAR:''' So have I!

'''KYVES:''' Hmm... this town is really big. Hey look, a probably uninhabited Pizza Hut! Let's go there on the way.

'''MEEK SADER:''' Goody! We can stock up while we're on our way!

''{Kyves stands up and walks out the door. He looks at the map then starts walking in a direction.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Um, little help? ''{pan over to Unholy Tracy stuck in the dome}'' I seem to be stuck here.

'''MEEK SADER:''' Erm, all of the pieces reformed. How are you still crushed?

'''ZIPPY:''' I don't think bones work the way you think they do, sir.

''{OOC: Sorry, all. My internet has been on the fritz, so I haven't been contributing as much.}''

''{Meek Sader helps Tracy up, despite his probably broken bones. Strong Sader and Ekul arrive with a multitude of items.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Thank you, Meek Sader.

''{Ekul puts some stuff down}''

'''EKUL:''' Oh man, that was awesome. Check out this PDA I got! And this laptop! And this server! And this GPS! And this car!

''{Ekul motions behind him}''

'''EKUL:''' We took everything that wasn't nailed down, and some things that were!

'''STRONG SADER:''' We even stole the deed to the Empire State building!

'''EKUL:''' Yeah, we'll probably either turn it into a video game tournament building or a building to house a simulation of some sort.

'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{To Kyves and Meek Sader}'' So where are you two off to?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' You DO know we can just- ''{notices that his Tardis is still outside the dome}'' Crap.

'''MEEK SADER:''' We're off to the power station across town.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Can I come for no reason at all?

'''ZIPPY:''' I like bandwagons. Can I hop on?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Same here?

''{Vindicator walks in, wielding a scythe.}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' Where's the cliche scared anime-looking female that is scared of everything that likes one of you possibly?

''{Noxigar walks in, in an Orgaization XIII costume.}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm going to go with the "I killed the cliche" variety of answers. Cliches can be very annoying if overused.

''{OOC: I understand that no Chaos Emeralds are allowed. That isn't a problem. - No Cigar}''

''{Sephiroth's head pops from the side of the screen, and goes back out. Then, his foot pops up, and his other one does. His body follows, and finally his head comes in.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hello. I'm Sephiroth. I probably know you all, but my amnesia probably makes me deny it.

'''VINDICATOR:''' No, we don't know yo- ''{notices Megumi entering}'' HA!

''{Vindicator pins down Megumi to the floor with his scythe.}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' You're not escaping this.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wait... Vindicator, what are you doin... What? howdiddi know that? ...Lucky guess probably.

'''GILLIGAN:''' What are you doing to that hot girl?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' You know, if that was really a female, I would stop you, but, yeah.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'm not getting involved. For all I know, Vindicator could be like... an Alien. Like me.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Wait... How do you remember what you are when you have amnesia?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I have no idea... Well, it's not really Amnesia, it's actually more like, it never happened before, yet I know... ''{Looks at Unholy Tracy.}'' Like you. You look pretty familiar. ''{Points to Gilligan.}'' And you. Goddamn, I'm in a state. I need my pills. ''{Gets out a vial, and plops up 2 pills. He throws them into his mouth, and swallows them. He wrenches in disgust.}'' These Tranquilizer Pills taste revolting.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Wh-why did you need tranquilizer pills?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Because I was having a Panic Breakdown, where I start coughing up blood uncontrollably, so the tranquilizers help me calm down.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Horse tranquilizers, though?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Close. It's the stuff they use to put down large animals.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' So, if that was two pills... You just ate enough to take down a full-grown Indian Elephant.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' 2 Indian Elephants. Or Rosie O'Donnell.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...HA!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' But I have no idea how I got here. I don't even know my real name. I'm just using this name temporarily.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Ah. I see.

''{OOC: By the way, the reason I was still crushed was because I was literally stuck to the glass, and had been stuck in the dome when it reformed}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' My life really, is an unsolvable puzzle.

''{OOC: I'm gonna revamp Sephiroth's character, from Cocky Alien Warrior to Mysterious Teenage Humanoid.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I'd solve it, but I'm too lazy.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' It'll be impossible any way. It's like, when you think you're finally putting the last pieces together, you realize there is much more pieces, and to make it worst, most of them are missing.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' In that case, I'd go find the maker of the puzzle, and yell at him. Too bad you have amnesia, so you can't tell me who and where your parents are.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah... I see you are much powerful, yet you have a sence of humor. Rare Combination.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' It's happened a lot. Ever heard of Im a bell?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' .....Bell.. I've heard of a Bellstrom.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' That's the one.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Hey, Bell is my best friend's dad!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah. I read a story about him in a book once.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{to Gilligan}'' Yes... Tracy Bellstrom... ''{to Sephiroth}'' I believe you're talking about Records of Bell. Have you read the final part, The Death of Bell?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I've read bits. You know, Kanjiro, Battels, Spirits and whatnot.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Well, they republished it with two epilogues. I could give it to you once I can find it.

'''GILLIGAN:''' How do you know my best friend's name?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Well... Look. The epilogues will tell you better than I could. Just let me find the book.

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Thinking}'' Who exactly is this guy? Why does he know so much about me? Why does he seem so familliar? Why are my thoughts echoing in my head?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{thinking}'' And WHY can I hear you?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{thinking}'' It's quite simple really. It's an accidental mind projection.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{thinking}'' Ah. ''{normal, pulls a book out of his coat}'' Oh, here it is! ...Looks like those tranquilizers knocked him out, anyway. Well, he can read the epilogue when he wakes up. ...Oh. It seems the second epilogue is missing. Well, that's unnecessary for this information. ''{hands Gilligan the book}'' Here you go. Read up, and try not to cry, for the information is rather tragic.

'''VAN:''' Kyves said something about another Solarbeam...but...I'm too weak.

''{OOC: Sorry, I just got home}''

''{OOC: Guys, at the rate I'm going I won't be able to contribute. I'm sorry, but I can't do this with the schedule I have. If you could write me out of this, it would be best. - SkullB}''

''{OOC: Moving too fast. It's why I quit WHR. -Vindicator}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' I'm taking you with me.

''{Vindicator leaves the room forgetting Megumi, who had passed out due to fright.}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Opens the book and starts reading it.}''

''{Cut to an empty street, Kyves and Meek Sader are walking down the middle of the road.}''

'''VAN:''' Hey! Wait up!

''{Van walks over to them, holding his shoulder}''

'''KYVES:''' You know, I might be able to make this go faster.

''{Kyves walks over to a car and uses his magnetic powers to unlock, then turn on the car}''

'''KYVES:''' Hop in

'''MEEK SADER:''' Fantastic! We should be there in no time! ONWARD TO PIZZA HUT!

''{cut back to Gilligan}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Are you frozen in shock or just reading slowly?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Reading slowly. I have long sightedness.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I was talking to Gillig-Oh. He fainted from shock.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh. What is your name, anyway?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Unholy Tracy.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh. Cool. So... what's so Unholy about you?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' You read the book. I'm a mixture of a psychopathic godmodder and his son.

'''SEPHHIROTH:''' Cool. Well, I don't know who I'm from.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Well, you don't seem to be the Sephiroth I once knew...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Don't be silly. The only other Sephiroth is a video game character.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Well, all I know is, he was a time lord, and most definitely NOT you.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh my. Doctor Who.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' No, no, no. Look. Gallifrey DOES exist. Well, it DID, until is was destroyed...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Teehee.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{facepalm}'' Jesus... I KNEW I should have gone to MY Earth. Er, look. Here's PROOF that the Whoniverse is real. You've seen my Tardis. You've HEARD it. If I could only get outside this dome, I'd let you inside it.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Then again, I should believe you, because there's proof Sonic is real. But everyone knows that since Sonic Collaborated with Michael Jackson for one of his albums.

''{OOC: I'm actually pointing out something that is quite true. Sonic 3. BTW, you know the Sephiroth from Galifrey stuff, you should ignore that. That was an old concept.}''

''{Cut to a pile of rubble. It begins to shake rapidly, then desintigrates. Chaos is there.}''

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Huff}'' Now where ''{Puff}'' am I?

''{Chaos takes a look around.}''

'''CHAOS:''' I must be in some other place. How did I leave? First I'm on a ship, then I land here? There's something messed up with that. I wonder if anyone I know is here...

''{pan out slightly to show the pile of rubblle is right beside Unholy Tracy, Seph, and Gilligan}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' That cutaway was rater unnecessary. Anyways, hello, Chaos.

'''CHAOS:''' Seph? Tracy? Cat Woman? What are you all doing here?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' He's a catMAN, you dunce. And, I'm not the Tracy you once knew. ''{hands Chaos the book}'' Read and learn.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' How do you know my name Chaos? Wait... How did I know that? First Vindicator, then you. I've never seen any of you in my life, yet I know your names. ''{Takes more Pills.}''

''{A beam of light hits the ground and Conchris appears where it was}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Alright! Now tell me, where's the... oh... Where am I? Some kinda of dome?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' It's safe to say don't know you.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{to Conchris}'' Unfortunately, yes. Too bad I can't use my reality-bending powers to get outta here. They seem to be disabled within the dome.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What is the Dome made out of though? It is unlike any material I have seen.

''{Megumi gets up, having transformed into a male.}''

'''RYOUSUKE:''' You probably have, but your amnesia will deny it.

'''CONCHRIS:''' This dome seems to be made by the finest glassium alloy, I think. I could be wrong, DEAD WRONG. I don't know my materials all that well. Also, who would encase us in a dome, and why?

'''VAN:''' Hm...well...I could take a hack at the dome with my new Metool!

''{A Metool walks over to the dome and hits it with a pickaxe repeatedly}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Umm.... TAKE THIS!!!....Binky Boy. ''{Throws a Millennium Item at the dome.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... walks up to the dome, fires a hadoken at point blank range, opening a huge hole in it, which quickly starts to regenerate itself. UT jumps through the hole, enters the Tardis, travels into the dome via it, and goes back out}'' Okay, I think we can use my Ta-

''{a beeping noise emits from the Tardis}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...It just HAD to run outta power, didn't it? ''{notices papers stuck to the Tardis' door}'' Oh, good. Here's the other epilogue. ''{hands the papers to Sephiroth}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Puts on some glasses, and starts to read it. 5 minutes later, he is finished.}'' Wow. That is pretty interesting.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I know.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Damn, I was hoping that would be a way out. ''{reaches into his pocket and pulls out his laser blade}'' Let's do this!

''{Conchris charges at the dome. When the tip of the blade touches the dome, electricity sparks and shocks Conchris, he then falls over, charred}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{coughs}'' Ow. Nothing's working. But my question... still remains... who would keep us locked up in here... and why?!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... Too bad this thing disabled my powers. Whoever did this likely anticipated one of us would try to mentally interrogate him or her. ...Or HIMHER. ''{looks at Ryousuke suspiciously}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' We could try all attacking it at once.

'''EKUL:''' We tried that. The only way to destroy it is somehow with electricity. Van, Meek Sader and Kyves are on a side quest right now to find a power plant.

'''STRONG SADER:''' If they succeed, the trioxicarboglassium alloy of the inner shell will be exposed, but we'll need a hell of a lot of power to penitrate the dome. About 7 gigatons of TNT.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' So taking off my hat and throwing it at it, and then dancing won't do the trick.

'''STRONG SADER:''' The Dome's outer security is also robust, the simulations external threat detector was reading at least 200 assault cannons outside.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' So.... We're practically screwed.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Getting the dome down is our current priority, we can concentrait on the cannons later.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Hmm, good plan. Looks like we have to wait until they're finished... In the meantime, where can we find like 7 gigatons of TNT?

'''STRONG SADER:''' Erm... I can't think of anywhere offhand.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Umm... Military Bases? Mining Facilities?

'''STRONG SADER:''' None in the confindes of the dome.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Dome it! How are we going to get the firepower? ''{thinks for a second}'' Hold that thought, also, wouldn't the power plant, if they ever find one, be guarded if the trappers knew that this dome had a weakness?

'''STORNG SADER:''' ...Oh crap! Kyves and Meek Sader are on their way there!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Damn it! We probably won't get to them in time! ''{pauses to think for a second}'' But this dome... how did it get here? Something's not right if I'm right about the guarded power plant.

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{leaps in}'' Hey, guy! Check out my new hyper dance!

''{Homestar begins tossing himself around in disjointed patterns.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh god no...

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... 7 gigatons? Would a supernova do? Y'all can pile into my Tardis, and I can go supernova. Fortunately, once the dome's down, I can just replace my body with a fresh clone.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whoa man.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' What?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' A Supernova would probably destroy the earth too.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Actually, I'll downsize the supernova so that it is only as big as the dome itself.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Good idea I guess.

'''STRONG SADER:''' I'm a bit concerned that a supernova may destroy the entire planet on top of the dome.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' No, no, no. It will only leave a crater the exact size of the dome, and since this city has been seemingly abandoned, it won't matter.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, we don't know about that, as we haven't gone far. I might have something to help us though. I haven't checked my pockets for a long while. ''{Says the items as he takes them out.}'' Basketball, Hat, Yu-Gi-Oh Cards, Blackadder DVD Set, Thriller Album, Violin, Ocarina of Time, Millenium Ring, Tommy Gun, and a Grenade. Well, it was better than expected.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... ''{checks coat pocket, takes out stuff as he says them}'' The Complete Monty Python, black fedora, vile of cosmic horror, bag of holding, pocket universe in a box, Jimmy Hoffa? Grenade with the pin pulled, a-OH CRAP. ''{throws grenade offscreen. A cat screeching and then an explosion is heard}'' ... Oops.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I Haven't played the violin in a long while. ''{Starts to play "Smooth Criminal" on the Violin.}''

'''EKUL:''' Other than the crap I just... er... borrowed I only carry around my two swords, two machine guns and what I'm wearing.

'''CONCHRIS:''' I have my laser blade on me, I think I dropped it somewhere... ''{reaches out to get the laser blade, touching the blade part causing his hand to burn}'' ARGH! ''{picks up the blade by the handle and shuts it off}'' Also, I have this remote... ''{pulls out a remote from his pocket}'' I dunno what it does, it has like three buttons... Let's try... THE FIRST ONE! ''{presses the first button on the remote}''

''{the cartoony whistling sound of something dropping is heard. A shadow over Unholy Tracy grows larger until a baboon drops on his head}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' AAAAAGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I like Baboons.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{throws the baboon at Sephiroth}'' Oops.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' OH CRAP!! ''{Gets the Ocarina, and quickly plays Song of Storms. A little lightning bolt strikes the baboon, and reduces it to ash.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{pulls a demonic-looking keyboard out of pocket}'' Eh? Hmm... ''{plays the tetris theme, the Tetris L-block lands on him}'' Ow.

''{Cut back to Kyves, Meek Sader and Gilligan in the car.}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' I hope those guys don't try and blow up the dome in some way. The hyper reflective surface will resist any explosive energy release.

'''VAN:''' Hm...I would call for help, but the dome might disrupt my COM signal.

'''MEEK SADER:''' Erm, I thought you were half way across town with the others.

'''VAN:''' Sometimes I just pop out of nowhere. ''{makes the well face}''

'''KYVES:''' I thought he was already with us. It doesn't matter, we're at the Pizza Hut now. SWEET!

'''MEEK SADER:''' Oh yeah! Wait... How long do you think that food has been left?

'''KYVES:''' More than two days, but it should be refrigerated.

''{Cut to the Pizza Hut interior. The door is smashed in. The group enters.}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' Creepy.

'''KYVES:''' Hey look, arcades! Awesome.

'''MACHINE:''' ENTER A QUARTER TO PLAY!

'''KYVES:''' I don't think so!

''{Kyves unlocks the coin collector with his magnetic powers, then a whole load of quarters come out}''

'''KYVES:''' Whoa, a lot of people play these things.

''{OOC: Are other characters allowed?}''

'''VAN:''' I'm still not sure if the dome will disrupt my COM signal! Do you think we can crack this dome for good on our own, or should we call for help or something?

''{OOC: I was just about to ask the same thing.}''

''{Meek Sader makes his way toward the food preparation area.}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' We should see if we can get any information on the dome first. If the power station is indeed connected to the dome we will most likely get some information there.

''{Zoom out, revealing this was all on a TV screen in a dark room}''

'''VOICE:''' What have you done!?

''{Zoom back in}''

''{OOC: Define "other characters."}''

''{OOC 2: The three above lines were submitted by Chwoka via email.}''

''{OOC 3: Never mind. I meant, secondary characters.}''

''{OOC Goes Forth: Yes.}''

''{OOC 5: We should end the episode soon.}''

''{OOC 6: I was thinking so too.}''

''{Meek Sader ventures into the Hut's kitchen area.}''

'''MEEK SADER:''' Oh my god!

''{Cut to black. Credits roll}''

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Talk:Wikihood 3

2008-08-14T10:14:45Z

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Wikihood 3

2008-08-14T10:14:44Z

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Talk:Wikihood III/Guidelines

2008-08-14T10:13:35Z

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Is the addendum really needed? I've become Vindicator, and W1.9 already deals with it. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 22:01, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

Wikihood 3/Guidelines

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Talk:Wikihood 3/Guidelines

2008-08-14T10:13:35Z

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Wikihood III/chars/Meme3

2008-08-14T10:12:56Z

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Spunk is just a human. A really, really smart strategist.He is also a master at using two swords and leadership.Spunk is not his real name but just his nickname.

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Wikihood III/chars/TheStick

2008-08-14T10:10:01Z

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TheStick is a normal human, with no real exceptional skills, except the ability to memorize obscure pieces of useless information from random places. He has anger and depression issues occasionally. Has no clues on previous Wikihoods.

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2008-08-14T10:10:01Z

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Wikihood III/chars/Conchris

2008-08-14T10:09:13Z

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Conchris, a rather smart person with the strange ability to invent things, is a rather calm and cool type of guy. He sometimes acts like a jerk but he hates it when his friends are in danger. Even then, he will take action when action is needed and is not the one to talk unless someone else talks.

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Wikihood III/chars/Zippy

2008-08-14T10:07:14Z

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Zippy is a purple platypus. He has a fluctuating personality--to some he can be nice, to others he can be rude. He is a recovering alcoholic, according to some.

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2008-08-14T10:06:50Z

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2008-08-14T10:06:09Z

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Talk:Wikihood III/chars/Van

2008-08-14T10:05:41Z

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This is going to make deciphering your Van and mine a lot tougher. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:56, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
:Wait...''your'' Van? You have a character named Van? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 18:04, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
::Why yesh I do. I'm sure if you scouted far enough through the Wiki, you'd find him. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:08, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Just did. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:40, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

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2008-08-14T10:05:41Z

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Talk:Wikihood 3/chars/Van

2008-08-14T10:05:41Z

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Wikihood III/chars/Chaos

2008-08-14T10:04:53Z

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Chaos is the over-ecstatic son of death, powered by pure darkness. Though his description seems all that bad, in actuality, he's not that villainous. Rude, but villainous. He pilots the Ships Ark and Invincible to the ends of the galaxy with his Wikihood Companions. He's more so over a chauffeur as well as a fighter. What a cop-out.

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Wikihood III/chars/Strong Sader

2008-08-14T10:04:01Z

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Strong Sader is normal, in the sense that he's mildly eccentric. He normally stresses the lack of normality in most of the situations as well as explaining the glearingly obvious and other stuff that needs exposition. Strong Sader is generally disinterested in the world, but enjoys the company of his friends. He's known to have died on quite a few occasions in the past.

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Wikihood 2

2008-08-07T18:59:38Z

Strong Sader:

The Original Wikihood and Wikihood 2 can be found [http://www.editthis.info/the_wikihood/Main_Page here].

Con email.exe/90

2008-08-07T15:27:55Z

Strong Sader: Season 3=Done!

== Summary ==
''Conchris finally escapes, 3 part email attack!''

'''Cast in order of appearance:'''

'''Page Title:''' Enter the L33tinator

== Transcript ==
=== Chapter 1: Escaping the Wiki ===

'''CONCHRIS:''' This is it, my chance to get outta here!

<pre>Dear Chris,
I've escaped from Death's
prison. Meet me on my User Page
and I'll give you that gun.
~Limoman

P.S. You've gotta shoot the all the User Pages.
</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' My name is not Chris but meh, sure, I'll go over to your user page.

''{Cut to User:Limoman (No, I'm not linking to it, sheesh)}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' You have the gun?

'''LIMOMAN:''' Yes, here.

''{Limoman tosses the gun at Conchris}''

'''LIMOMAN:''' I have to go, I'm needed in some kinda Limo Email. ''{Limoman teleports out}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, let's get cracking.

''{Cut to somewhere, Conchris is at a shooting range, a user page comes out, Conchris tries to shoot it but it flies away}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Darn User Pages!

''{Cut to the wiki, Conchris shoots the user pages, one of the user pages try to shoot back at him but he shoots it, cut to a time card which says "5 Hours of parodying Random Games later then back to the wiki}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, I'm almost done. Now I need to shoot my user page.

''{Conchris shoots the user page, it explodes and leaves behind a portal}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' W00TZORS! I'm coming!

''{Conchris jumps in, Forest, Cruroar and Chrionroar follows}''

''{Cut to a dark place}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, where are we?

'''OVERVOICE:''' Welcome...TO MY LAIR!

''{The light turns on to reveal a throne room, a towering giant is sitting in the throne}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' W-w-who are y-y-y-you?

'''OVERVOICE:''' I AM WIKINATOR! I TELEPORT PEOPLE FROM WUES TO THE WIKI AND LET THEM STAY THERE FOR 30 EMAILS! HA HA HA HA HA!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Sheesh, bad translation at the start.

'''WIKINATOR:''' I AM NO BAD AT ENGRISH. BUT I CRUSH YOU!

''{Wikinator puts his fist up and smashes it into the ground, Conchris and the group runs in different directions}''

'''WIKINATOR:''' YOU CAN RUN BUT NOT HIDE! HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE!

''{Wikinator shoots a laser beam out of his eyes at a rock, the rock explodes, Conchris was behind it}''

'''WIKINATOR:''' FOUND YOU!

''{A laser beam shoots Conchris, he disappears}''

=== Chapter 2: Homsar World ===

''{Conchris reappears}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Where am I? Am I dead?

''{Homsar comes on-screen}''

'''HOMSAR:''' DAaAaAaAaA! Eat Toothpaste 'til the day we go.

'''CONCHRIS:''' What the crap?

'''HOMSAR:''' DAAAAAAAAA- ''{head explodes, the non-messy sort}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' What th- ''{head explodes, he comes back on-screen}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay script, that even isn't funny, head explosions are overdone.

''{Vector Strong Bad appears}''

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' WELL, YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!

''{Conchris' head asplodes, he comes back}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{In Cheerleader's voice}'' Stop it with the head explosions! ''{In the King Of Town's voice}'' What the? Why is my voice changing everytime I start a new sentence? ''{In Homsar's voice}'' I gotta do something about it!

'''VECTOR STRONG BAD:''' WELL, MY HEAD A SPLODE!

''{Vector Strong Bad's head asplodes}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{In a normal voice}'' I gotta get outta here before...

''{Camera pan out, Conchris has Homsar's legs}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' AHH! This place is getting more random than ever!

''{Some code appears in front of Conchris}''

<nowiki>IJAKHUJFKWHJ</nowiki>

'''CONCHRIS:''' What the? Why is code randomly appearing? This is so random.

''{Homschool Winner, Homschool Runner, Homstar, Conril and Sirhcnoc appear}''

'''HOMSCHOOL WINNER:''' THERE HE IS! GET HIM!

''{The group charge off-screen then come back and repeats}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' I'm just gonna leave this pla-

''{An eekdancer appears}'''

'''EEKDANCER:''' Excuse me kind sir. WHERE THE CRAP IS TOTPD CASTLE?!?!?!

'''CONCHRIS:''' I dunno.

'''EEKDANCER:''' If you refuse to tell me, then I will beat you down with my TOTPD.

''{The eekdancer jumps on top of Conchris and starts dancing}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' OY! GET OUT MY HEAD!

'''EEKDANCER:''' Then tell me, or I shall taunt you a second time.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Erm... Go that way. ''{Points to the right side of the screen}''

''{The eekdancer jumps off Conchris' head and dances off}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Come on! I just wanted to get ho-

''{The screen goes blank}''

=== Chapter 3: Welcome Home! ===
'''VOICE:''' He's waking up.

'''VOICE 2:''' What should we do about it?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Augh, my head.

''{Cut to Conchris' Room}''

'''CONRAVER:''' Finally! You woke up!

'''CONCHRIS:''' I just had a weird dream, I was in the Wiki for 30 emails and...

''{Chrionroar comes on-screen}''

'''CHRIONROAR:''' That wasn't a dream, it was reality.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Phew! Thank goodness there will be no more plots. I can safely stay here forever.

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Good, now get to building a spaceship. This script ''{lifts up a piece of paper with the words "SCRIPTZORS!!!11" written in big bold letters on it}'' tells me that there will be a 5 email plot coming up in email 100.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh no, no way in Jibney Town, I will do it!

'''OVERVOICE:''' I will force you and that's that!

''{Conchris starts moving towards the door, Conchris uses his arms to stop him}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Must....resist.....movement.....Can't.....speak.....normally.....with.....long.....pauses.

''{The bed post snaps and Conchris is sent flying out of the room}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{off-screen, screaming}'' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ''{a thump is heard}''

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=Home Sweet Home.}}

== Fun Facts ==

== Author's Comment ==
4/5 - Sorry Plot lovers, no more plots are going to come up during the next 10 emails...
----
{{Con_email}}

Con email.exe/89

2008-08-07T15:27:05Z

Strong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''The forgotten character return and rebel, Cruroar turns to the good side'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' 7H3 F0RG0773/V (H4R4(73R5 R37(_)R/V5!!!111...

== Summary ==
''The forgotten character return and rebel, Cruroar turns to the good side''

'''Cast in order of appearance:'''

'''Page Title:''' 7H3 F0RG0773/V (H4R4(73R5 R37(_)R/V5!!!111

== Transcript ==
'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Okay, did you get this right this time?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Yes, finally, I can leave this place.

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Okay, nice knowing you.

'''CONCHRIS:''' You didn't know anything about me.

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' ''{in a trance-like voice}'' I didn't know anything about you.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Bye!

''{A flash of white light, cut to the Lappy 600C}''

'''LAPPY 600C:''' What took you? Anyway, greetings Conchris, you have two new emails.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Two more emails. Yippee!

<pre>
Dear Conchris,
You don't feature us anymore!
So we're rebelling!
The forgotten charaters (Sirhcnoc, Homschool W., Homschool R., Homstar and Conril)
</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' As i-

''{Homschool Winner bursts in}''

'''HOMSCHOOL WINNER:''' WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO US?! WE HAD TO STAY IN FREE COUNTRY USA FOR A WHOLE FREAKING SEASON! THAT'S IT! ''{draws a knife}'' TIME TO DIE!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Not again!

''{Conchris dodges the knife as Homschool Winner jabs it down, it barely misses and gets stuck in the chair}''

'''HOMSCHOOL WINNER:''' GRR! I HATE THIS FREAKING KNIFE! REBELS! GET HIM!

''{Homschool Winner runs off-screen with Homschool R, Homstar, Sirhcnoc and Conril}''

''{Cut to an overhead view, Conchris is running very fast and the group behind him is catching up fast, Cruroar jumps into view}''

'''CRUROAR:''' ''{points gun at the group}'' Rebels Halt.

''{The group screeches to a halt, Cruroar shoots the gun and it lands in the middle of the group, it's a shiny pellet that spins}''

'''HOMSCHOOL W., HOMSCHOOL R., HOMSTAR, SIRHCNOC AND CONRIL:''' Rebels Ooh! Rebels Ahh!

'''CRUROAR:''' Sheesh, they're stupid.

''{Conchris runs back on-screen}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Hey, where did- What the?

'''REBELS:''' Rebels Oo-

'''HOMSCHOOL WINNER:''' GET HIM!

''{The group starts charging at him again, Conchris and Cruroar runs off-screen}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Is this your plan?

'''CRUROAR:''' Well, I didn't know that it doesn't last long!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Your Mom didn't last long.

'''CRUROAR:''' Hey... ''{sniffs}'' That's hurtful.

''{The words "OH MY GOSHZORS CRURUIKJ GTOZ OWNZ!" appear then disappear after a pause}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, I'll stop doing that. By the way, what made you switch sides anyway?

'''CRUROAR:''' Let's just say that the villian thing didn't work out.

''{Cut to a hideout}''

'''CRUROAR:''' YOU! MINION! GET ME A DANISH!

'''MINON #9834:''' A what sir?

'''CRUROAR:''' A DANISH! Gosh, do I have to do everything myself?

''{Cut back to the wiki}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh.

'''CRUROAR:''' While you were distracted by the flashback, I set up a trap.

''{Camera pans over to the trap, the rebels charge into it and falls in}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{off-screen}'' HA HA HA! OWNED!

'''CRUROAR:''' ''{off-screen}'' So true.

'''CONCHRIS:''' I guess we end the email, huh?

'''CRUROAR:''' Yeah.

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=1936!}}

== Fun Facts ==

== Author's Comment ==
???/5 - ???
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{{Con_email}}

Con email.exe/88

2008-08-07T15:26:26Z

Strong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris' life turns into a musical about Death attempting to blow Conchris and Other Conchris up'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' The first (and ho...

== Summary ==
''Conchris' life turns into a musical about Death attempting to blow Conchris and Other Conchris up''

'''Cast in order of appearance:'''

'''Page Title:''' The first (and hopefully, last) Musical. Con_email.exe the Musical! Now with 100% more annoying opera singers.

== Transcript ==
''{Cut to the Edit Tank}''

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' How rude of him... Now where was I? Oh yeah! I have no idea for an email rap.

<blockquote class=wiki><big><big>Email</big></big>
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Dear C, 
I can help you 
escape back to FCUSA 
I've. WAITAMINUTE. 
OH CRAP! Death is 
back I'll fight him 
then I'll send you the gun 
that will get you outta that 
place 
~Limoman</blockquote>

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' ''{gets into the edit tank}'' Well, I would escape with that gun... What do I have to do with it anyway? Shoot the sysops ''{pronnounces it as sis-ops}''? I wouldn't threaten anybody, that's against my character! Really! ''{presses Save Page and gets out}''

''{The Other Conchris walks out as Conchris crawls out of the cupboard and gets on his computer}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' I can't keep this up...

<pre> Conchris,
My life has become a musical and this email will unfourtunetly be part of the musical so sing alot.
Death's planning on blowing you and Other you.
Also I'm gonna burst into song right..... NOW!!!
Da da da la la Limooooomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' Musical? What the crap is a musical? ''{music starts playing}'' Oh no. ''{starts singing}'' I don't like this at alllllllllllll!

''{Cut to the Wiki's Main Page}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Where is this guuuuyyyyyyyyyy?

''{Conchris walks over to the west wall, Death appears}''

'''DEATH:''' I AM RIGHT HERRRRREEEEEEEEEE!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oooookkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyy! Let's FIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTT!

''{Conchris and Death slash at each other in tune, Cruroar appears from the top}''

'''CRUROAR:''' Maybe if I can kill those twoooooo! Maybe I can get famousssssssss.

''{Cruroar walks off-screen, cut to where the Other Conchris is}''

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' We're off to see some kinda guy. Some kinda guy of Wikis. I heard he kills and stabs and blows everyone up. Something something something something something because because because.... Because his mom was a musical! We're off to some guy. Some guy of Wikis!

''{Cut to a cliff, Conchris is the one near the edge}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh no! What am I going to doooooooooooooo?

'''DEATH:''' You fall! You fall you fall you fall! You fall! You fall!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{in a normal voice}'' I hate Musicals. ''{in a singing voice}'' No freaking way. Besides, what's that behind you?

'''DEATH:''' Huh? ''{Death gets whacked with a baseball bat, Cruroar walks on-screen}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Horray! Can somebody stop this SIIIIIINNNGGGGGGINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG?!?!

'''CRUROAR:''' NOOOOO! You walk the plank! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

'''CONCHRIS:''' What was that sound? ''{a pin dropping noise}'' It's the noise that nobody carreeeesss!

'''CRUROAR:''' Go away and die!

'''CONCHRIS:''' No! You die!

''{Other Conchris comes on screen}''

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' ...Guy. Some guy of the Wikis. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! How are YOOOOOOOUUU?!?!

'''CONCHRIS:''' I'm very fine thank you.

'''CRUROAR:''' He's going for a walk... TO DOOM!

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' THIS IS THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 
''{glass breaking noise}'' NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 
DDDDDDDDD! ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

''{Cheering and clapping noises}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{in a normal voice}'' Thank goodness we have broken the curse of the musical.

'''CRUROAR:''' I'm still going to make you fall.

''{Conchris falls off the cliff}''

'''CRUROAR:''' Aww! I wanted to shove him off!

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' He will be back in the next email, I just know it!

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=20X6!}}

== Fun Facts ==

== Author's Comment ==
4/5 - For a musical, I find it very amusing. I bet some of you weren't expecting an ending like that, eh? Eh?
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{{Con_email}}

Con email.exe/87

2008-08-07T15:25:12Z

Strong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Death plants a bomb in the user page, Conchris sends an email to his past self since the last 5 seconds, and then it goes on and on until Cruroar bursts in'' '''Cast in or...

== Summary ==
''Death plants a bomb in the user page, Conchris sends an email to his past self since the last 5 seconds, and then it goes on and on until Cruroar bursts in''

'''Cast in order of appearance:'''

'''Page Title:''' Is it a paradox?

== Transcript ==
<blockquote class=wiki>
Conchris, 
Me and the Noid are having a party. 
Take a search taxi to Trobot's café, 
and meet us at 8:00 pm. 
Strong Sader. 
</blockquote>

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Hmm... ''{walks to the Edit Tank and enters it, cut to inside the tank}'' Woah! So this is what it looks like inside! Anyway, ''{typing}'' Well, Strong Sader, I will go to that Trobots place by taking the search taxi. ''{stops typing and presses Save page.}''

''{Cut to outside, the Edit Tank charges and fires the edit at the the section, Other Conchris' reply is seen}''

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' ''{gets out}'' Okay! Now how do I get a search taxi?

''{Cut to a time card which says 5 minutes later}''

'''SEARCH TAXI DRIVER:''' Hello! Where do you want me to search today?

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Trobots.

'''SEARCH TAXI DRIVER:''' Okay! Hop in and hang on tight!

''{Other Conchris hops in and the Search Taxi rears up and blasts off into Wikispace}''

''{Conchris crawls out of a convienantly placed cupboard and walks up to his computer}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Have to check a little email.

<pre>
Dear Me,
Death has planted a bomb in your user page!
Unless you defuse it in the next five seconds it will explode!
Quickly!
Future you from the future
</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' Huh? I have to defuse it in the next five seconds? ''{a bomb flies in from the top of the screen}'' OH GOSH! A BOMB! I MUST SEND AN EMAIL TO MYSELF TO WARN ME!

''{Conchris types in an email:}''

<pre>
Dear Me,
Some other me told me that Death has planted a bomb in your user page!
Unless you defuse it in the next ten seconds it will explode!
Quickly!
Stiny get me a danish,
Future you from the future</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' Time travelling it!

''{A flash of white light and the email vanishes, Conchris sets off to defuse the bomb}''

''{Cut to the same place 10 seconds ago}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Need to check a little Email!

<pre>
Dear Me,
Some other me told me that Death has planted a bomb in your user page!
Unless you defuse it in the next ten seconds it will explode!
Quickly!
Stiny get me a danish,
Future you from the future</pre>

''{Everything repeats fast-forwarding, cut to the same place 15 seconds ago}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Need to check a little Email!

<pre>
Dear Me,
Some other other me told Some other me told me that Death has planted a bomb in your user page!
Unless you defuse it in the next ten seconds it will explode!
Quickly!
ARROW'D II ELECTRIC...Wait,
Future you from the future</pre>

''{Everything repeats quickly, cut to the same place 20 seconds ago}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Need to check a little Email!

<pre>
Dear Me,
Some other other other me told some other other me told some other me told me that Death has planted a bomb in your user page!
Unless you defuse it in the next ten seconds it will explode!
Quickly!
Baconman,
Future you from the future</pre>

''{A flash of white light appears, Cruroar lands on the tank}''

'''CRUROAR:''' CONCHRIS! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING IT! I'LL DEFUSE THE BOMB MYSELF!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Umm...

''{The screen explodes, cut to the present, Conchris is floating around with a charred face}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' I knew I shouldn't have done that... Now we have to wait until the Wiki restarts...

''{Long pause, Cut to the Wiki}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Finally! It took them a long time to do so.

''{Other Conchris comes on screen}''

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Hey Cruriroar, have anything been happening lately? Because I found myself floating around until the Wiki got restarted.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Umm... Yeah, a weird email came up and it repeated itself until.. KABOOM!

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Oh! Nows I understands!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Now go run along while I erase all traces of this email ever existing.

''{A flash of white light, the screen goes blank}''

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=real confusing!}}


''{Cut to the wiki, a projector is seen}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' And that is why we don't answer emails about somebody who is you, emailling you and then the other you emails another you and then, you get the point.

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Oh! Now I understand!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay. Now I have to hide before the people who reads this comes out with their torches and pitchforks!

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=heh heh heh, just kidding!}}


== Fun Facts ==
*This email doesn't exist, move along.
*Nothing to see here!
*Yep! Nothing to see here!
*Don't even think about hi-lighting all the text.
*Please! I'm begging you!

== Author's Comment ==
2/5 - Like some non-existant text says, that is why I don't like having my characters answer emails from them and then they email another them and then their other them emails another them and you get the point.
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{{Con_email}}

Con email.exe/86

2008-08-07T15:24:23Z

Strong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris comes back to the email buisness after what happened, he gets an email...'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' About time! == Transcript == ''...

== Summary ==
''Conchris comes back to the email buisness after what happened, he gets an email...''

'''Cast in order of appearance:'''

'''Page Title:''' About time!

== Transcript ==
'''CONCHRIS:''' Yes, I'm back, after a stupid accident. Let the good times roll.

<pre>
Dear Conchris,
I have come up with the most fiendish plan EVER!
I shall catapult rice pudding at your house!
Yours evily,
Anti-???
</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{mocking voice}'' Oh! That's the most fiendish plan EVER! Go ahead and catapult rice pudding at my ''{angry voice}'' NON-EXISTANT HOUSE! Seriously, why do people send me these emails? I mean, come on. We're nearing the end of a season and people have already forgotten that I'm still in W1K1. I know! I'll jump into email 61 and stop the overvoice from teleporting me here and everything will just what it would be!

''{A flash of white light, cut to Conchris' House, Conchris lands on the floor}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' OW! Those things are bad for you!

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Okay, this is just getting stupid...HEY READERS! I'M BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

''{Cruroar walks in}''

'''CRUROAR:''' This is too stupid...

''{Lightning strikes}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' WHO DARES BREAK THE FOURTH WALL MULTIPLE TIMES?!

'''CHRIONROAR:''' ''{whimpers}'' ''{points to Conchris}'' He did!

'''VOICEOVER:''' THEN YOU SHALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF SPENDING 30...

'''CONCHRIS:''' STOP!

'''VOICEOVER:''' Huh?

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Huh?

'''CRUROAR:''' What?

'''CONROAR:''' Who? What? Where? How?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Don't you see what you're getting yourself into?

'''VOICEOVER:''' No, because I like sending people to other places.

'''CONCHRIS:''' No, you're digging a grave for yourself. A 10 feet grave.

'''VOICEOVER:''' I NEED NO GRAVE! I AM THE ALMIGHTY RULER OF EMAILS AND I WILL TELEPORT YOU AGAINST YOUR WILL! NOW GOOD DAY!

''{Everybody in the room gets teleported}''

''{Cut to a blank space}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh no, now I'm stuck with everybody...

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Hey! What is your name anyway?

'''CONCHRIS:''' M-My name? Umm....Cruriroar?

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Oh. Anyway, what is this place?

'''CONCHRIS:''' W1K1. You'll have an exciting adventure of chaos, misery and violence.

'''OTHER CONCHRIS:''' Violence? That's against the Guidelines, NERD!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Don't you call me a nerd, it's like calling yourself a nerd!

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=too?}}

== Fun Facts ==

== Author's Comment ==
3/5 - I sort of liked it. It seems confusing to have two Conchris' in hand. Maybe I could let the Other one answer the email already answered and let Conchris answer his email as the Other one goes out somewhere.
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{{Con_email}}

Con email.exe/85

2008-08-07T15:23:47Z

Strong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Chrionroar takes over and uses his "Insanity Detector 99999999999" as a computer, upon getting the virus email...well, you have to figure it out yourself'' '''Cast in orde...

== Summary ==
''Chrionroar takes over and uses his "Insanity Detector 99999999999" as a computer, upon getting the virus email...well, you have to figure it out yourself''

'''Cast in order of appearance:'''

'''Page Title:''' Email Eighty-Something: virus?!?!

== Transcript ==
'''CHRIONROAR:''' First of all, Conchris won't be in. Second of all, meet Mr. Email!

<pre>Dear Whoever,
This email contains the deadliest virus ever!
DO NOT READ!
If you have read it,
Computer death-splosion imminent!
Virus maker McGee
</pre>

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Well, Virus maker McGee, `/0|_| |\|33|) 70 G37 4 |_1F3, oh sorry, slipped some l33t out of my mouth, what I was going to say was: `/0|_| |\|33|) 70 G37 4 |_1F3, what the? `/0|_| |-|0RR1B|_3 |\/|0|\|573R! |\|0\/\/ 1 |-|4\/3 2 5P34k 1337!

'''OVERVOICE:''' I don't understand you.

'''CHRIONROAR:''' 1 FR34K1|\|G |-|473 7|-|15 \/1R|_|5!

''{A strange glitched version of Homestar comes on screen, he has the face of Strong Bad, body of Homestar and legs of Strong Bad}''

'''HOMESBAD:''' I like-a to say HOLY CRAP!

'''CHRIONROAR:''' 15 7|-|3R3 4|\|`/0|\|3 7|-|47 (4|\| |-|31P?

''{Pom Pom comes on-screen}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{In Strong Bad's voice}'' HELP'D!

'''CHRIONROAR:''' ''{In a more kiddish voice}'' That was weird... AHH! MY VOICE!

''{Everything turns TGS-ish, the ARROW'D Guy comes up and ARROW'D Chrionroar}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ARROW'D!

'''CHRIONROAR:''' ''{in The Ugly One's voice}'' OW MY SKIN!

''{Cut to another part of the wiki}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{bubbles, like Pom Pom}'' (What the crap? What happened here?)

''{Everything turns glitchy, with the background constantly changing colors and the characters constantly swapping parts}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh great, now the whole reality is screwed up, thanks Chrionroar.

'''CHRIONROAR:''' HEY! It wasn't my fault! It was Virus-Maker McGee's fault!

''{Homestar walks on screen}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Guys, I'm having a stwange dweam. It's a dweam where everything changes colors and everybody swapping parts.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, here's a newsflash for you, Dumbo here screwed up reality.

'''CHRIONROAR:''' HEY! I'M NOT DUMBO!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Sheesh, that's bunnypancake.

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Bunny Pancake?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Yeah.

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Sheesh, everybody and their desire to coin an original word, I doubt that's EVEN A FREAKING WORD!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Shut up, everything you say is BUNNY PANCAKE!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Erm... Guys, I think...

''{The screen explodes, leaving nothing but darkness, cut to the same place at the start of the email}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' And that is why you shouldn't answer virus emails, any questions?

''{A wiki user puts up his hand}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Yes, you.

'''STRONG SADER:''' What if it is from Virus Maker Maker?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Don't open it, your compy will explode or the whole world will be glitched.

'''STRONG SADER:''' Now I understands.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Right, that concludes our ''{voice slowing down, like a recorder slowing to a halt}'' lesson...

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{off-screen}'' And this is why we don't want to tell everybody about the virus.

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=Erm... Chrionroar}}

== Fun Facts ==

== Author's Comment ==
4/5 - This one of Con_email.exe's infamous virus emails that are actually good in my opinion.
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{{Con_email}}

Con email.exe/84

2008-08-07T15:23:13Z

Strong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris gets another email about his website, just plain stuff ensues.'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' ??? == Transcript == '''CONCHRIS:''' Almos...

== Summary ==
''Conchris gets another email about his website, just plain stuff ensues.''

'''Cast in order of appearance:'''

'''Page Title:''' ???

== Transcript ==
'''CONCHRIS:''' Almost there, only 6 more to go...

<pre>Dear Conchris,
YOU HAS NOT PAID FOR WEBSITE!
Instead of making you pay for it,
We're coming to burn your house down.
Then we'll delete your website.
THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO HOST IT ON FREEWEBS!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Phantom Ganon,
Chief Producer Of NearlyFreeWebsites.</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' Burn my house down? I'd rather take a month's vacation in Scalding Lake rather than do that.

''{Cut to Peasantry, Sir Conis walks away from his cottage, Trogdor comes on screen and burninates it, cut to a time card which says 1 month later, cut to the burninated cottage}''

'''CONIS:''' ''{off-screen}'' Where's my cottage? ''{comes on-screen}'' What the? What happened to my cottage? I know one dragon-man who could've done it... TRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

''{Cut back to the talk page}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' So you see, it is unpossible ''[sic]'' to burn down my house HERE. But, you can burn down...my house there... OH MY GOSH!

''{Cut to Conchris' House, a Ninja jumps on-screen and burns the house, Homestar comes flying out, with his buzzer on fire}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hmm... I think my buzzer's on fire... MY BUZZER'S ON FIRE! AHHHHH! ''{runs off-screen}''

''{Cut back to the talk page}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Great... Now what do I do?

''{Cut to Strong Bad's room}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I know what to do for... DELETED!!!

''{A missing plugin logo that is the same like Firefox's Missing Plugin appears on the Lappy's screen with an accompanying explosion}''

'''MAN'S VOICE:''' ''{overvoice, quick voice}'' Conchris doesn't know about the Lappy's deletion, so that will be a suitable replacement. This is not a bad excuse to increase lineage, please don't laugh at my bald spot.

''{Cut back to the talk page}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' I hate cutaways. Well, let's see if they have baleeted it yet.

''{Conchris types in www.Conchris.com, it comes up as a 404, everything becomes TGS-ish}''

'''OVERVOICE:''' 404'D!

'''CONCHRIS:''' OW MY BROWSER!

''{Cut to a IT'S OVER screen}''

'''OVERVOICE:''' IT'S OVER!

''{Pan out from the IT'S OVER paper, Conchris is there}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Sheesh, that was an awful email ending.

'''OVERVOICE:''' Well, you need to host the thing on Freewebs.

'''CONCHRIS:''' I know. ''{walks off mumbling}''

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=IT'S OVER!}}

== Fun Facts ==

== Author's Comment ==
21/2'D!/5 - I hate emails where the plot doesn't extend, I also gave this a low rating because it seems too stretched, I could do better.
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{{Con_email}}

Con email.exe/83

2008-08-07T15:22:36Z

Strong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris answers more than one email'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' Email 83 == Transcript == === Email 1: Some Kinda Website === '''CONCHRIS:'''...

== Summary ==
''Conchris answers more than one email''

'''Cast in order of appearance:'''

'''Page Title:''' Email 83

== Transcript ==
=== Email 1: Some Kinda Website ===
'''CONCHRIS:''' Instead of doing one email, I think I should do TWO emails.

<pre>Dear Conchris,
Your website is now fully functional.
Click here to access it.
Search for help in our FAQ.
Yours truly,
Dinoshaur of NearlyFreeWebsites</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' Now to answer this without any plot whatsoever. Maybe I should check this thing out.

<center><big>CONCHRIS.COM</big></center>
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This is your new webspace, we applied the normal template for you.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh yeah? Well, I will make some changes...

''{Cut to a Time Card, which says 5 minutes of broken HTML later}''

<center><big>CONCHRIS.COM</big></center> 
It's dot net!
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Helscome to my webspace! It's not done but I can lead you around: 
[[Con_email.exe|E-mail]] 
I told you it's not done.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, that's what I didn't expect but... yeah. What was Strong Bad's website advice?

''{Cut to Strong Bad's Computer Room}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' You need lots and lots of animated GIFS ''{pronounces it as Gifs}'' or GIFs ''{pronounces it as Jifs}''.

''{Cut back to wherever}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Animated GIFS! Of course!

''{Cut to another time card, which says "5 minutes of Failed Uploading later"}''

<center><big>CONCHRIS.COM</big></center> 
It's dot net!
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[[Image:HomestarD Conchris Shirt Color Changes.gif]]

Look at the shiny GIF! LOOK AT IT!!!1111

Helscome to my webpage! It's not done. 
[[Con_email.exe|E-mail]] 
Host

'''CONCHRIS:''' Perfect. Now I can burn people's eyes out with it!

''{Cut to The Cheat's computer room, The Cheat is on NearlyFreeWebsites, Conchris' Page}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH! ''{eyes start burning as in a flame coming up from them}''

''{Cut to Homestar's House, he is using Conchris' Lappy 600C for some reason}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't feel anything. ''{pause}'' AHHHH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!

''{Cut back to wherever}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' I hope I've got some people's eyes burning. Anyway, onto the NEXT EMAIL!

=== Email 2: Ghost ===

<pre>
Dear Conchris,
You killed me and now I'm coming back
to haunt you!
Conril's ghost
</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' Haunt? Me? Ha! What a bunch of...

''{Conril's ghost appears}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' AH! ''{falls over}''

'''CONRIL:''' ''{in a posh accent}'' My work here is done.

''{Conril disappears, Forest comes on-screen}''

'''FOREST:''' What are you doing? Being an idiot as usual.

''{Crickets start chirping}''

'''CONCHRIS' GHOST:''' What the? Why am I a ghost? Am I... ''{gulps}'' dead?

'''VOICEOVER:''' Not likely, it'll take a few emails to restore you, hope you like scaring because your first scare has just came in.

'''CONCHRIS' GHOST:''' Wait... How many emails?

'''VOICEOVER:''' You know... 3 emails.

'''CONCHRIS' GHOST:''' CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

''{Cut to the talk page, Conchris is normal, he wakes up}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Phew! I thought I was going to be a ghost for 3 emails.

'''VOICEOVER:''' Eh... I'll knock you out for three emails instead. ''{Conchris falls over again}''

=== Part 3: The ending of Email 83 ===

'''FOREST:''' Guess I will be taking over.

'''VOICEOVER:''' OH NO YOU DON'T!

''{Forest falls down on the floor}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Guess I'll let Chrionroar check emails for 3 emails.

'''CHRIONROAR:''' YAY!

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=I mean, Chrionroar.}}

== Fun Facts ==
=== Trivia ===
*The website Conchris has created is now a real HTML document, [http://www.conchris.5gigs.com/conchris.html the link to it is here.] (Yeah, it uses 5Gigs Free Subdomain Hosting but who cares?)
=== References ===
*NearlyFreeWebsites is a reference to [http://www.freewebs.com FreeWebs], a free website hosting service.
=== Remarks ===
*Despite the 3 emails knockout, Conchris seems alive and well in those three emails, which contradicts what the voiceover said.

== Author's Comment ==
4/5 - Better than my last one.
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Con email.exe/82

2008-08-07T15:22:00Z

Strong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Conchris gets sent to the Hopelessly Broken Dreams Void, he meets Strong Sad clones'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' Email 82 AKA HA HA! We've got y...

== Summary ==
''Conchris gets sent to the Hopelessly Broken Dreams Void, he meets Strong Sad clones''

'''Cast in order of appearance:'''

'''Page Title:''' Email 82 AKA HA HA! We've got you now!

== Transcript ==
'''CONCHRIS:''' Coming up at 82 is...An email.

<pre>Dear Scumbag,
After 20 emails your fourth wall breakage
isn't improving, so you now have to spend
three emails in the void hopelessly broken
dreams.
The Voiceover (Who sent you to the W1K1)</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh come on! You can't send me to the void!

'''VOICEOVER:''' Oh yes I can! I'll let this guy take over for you.

''{Conster comes in}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' But..But... He isn't one of the author's created characters!

'''CONSTER:''' Yeah, shut up kid.

''{Conster walks off-screen, with the hidden singers singing}''

'''HIDDEN SINGERS:''' There goes The Conster!

'''VOICEOVER:''' But in order to fit him in, one of you must die....FOREVER. Or maybe a few emails and come back to life as a Minor Character.

''{Chrionroar comes on-screen}''

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Hey guy.. ''{falls down}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' What the?

'''VOICEOVER:''' Now, TO THE VOID! HA HA HA!

''{Cut to The void}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well that was a crappy transition...

''{Strong Sad comes on-screen}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh! What are you doing here? Are you going to hurt me?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Nah forget it. ''{picks up the email guide, at the bottom it says "FOURTH WALL BREAK! OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!}'' The description lies I tell you!

'''STRONG SAD:''' Oh... I guess you're going have to... ''{turns into a Deathbot}'' BREAK YOUR DREAMS!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh crap. Another fight scene.

''{The Deathbots charge at Conchris, Conchris dodges them, they chase him across the screen, cut to an overview of the void of hopelessly broken dreams, the arrow points out Conchris throwing barrels at them, then the arrow points to Conchris shooting them, then the arrow points to a lost Deathbot, Conchris runs by and the Deathbot follows, cut to the "Edge of the Void"}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' WOAH! This is the edge? Oh dear.

''{The Deathbots charge at Conchris, knocking him over, he falls into the black pit below}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Is this really the end of Conchris Emails? Huh? Huh!? HUH?!?!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{off-screen}'' I'm still alive you know!

'''VOICEOVER:''' Shut up. Okay fine, you win, next time you won't be so lucky...

''{Cut to the talk page}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' I promise not to break the fourth wall again.

'''VOICEOVER:''' Good, but I'll use the black pit to threaten you to stay away from fourth wall breaks.

'''CONCHRIS:''' EEP! ''{runs off-screen}''

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=I'm sad that I'm flying...}}

== Fun Facts ==

== Author's Comment ==
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Con email.exe/81

2008-08-07T15:21:31Z

Strong Sader: New page: == Summary == ''Conril returns again, even after his permanant death. THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!!!!11111111111'' '''Cast in order of appearance:''' '''Page Title:''' Email 81 AKA The Conril St...

== Summary ==
''Conril returns again, even after his permanant death. THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!!!!11111111111''

'''Cast in order of appearance:'''

'''Page Title:''' Email 81 AKA The Conril Strikes Back

== Transcript ==
'''CONCHRIS:''' 81 emails? I lost count at 1!

<pre>Dear Conchris,
Jim ate corn!
Conril
P.S. I'm comin' to visit!
</pre>

'''CONCHRIS:''' You? Coming to visit? I thought you were dead!

''{Cut out to reveal Conril}''

'''CONRIL:''' ''{As he is talking, Conchris gets a shocked and then confused expression}'' DAaaaHEY Tom! Microsoft is the way of the muffin.

'''CONCHRIS:''' What did you just say?

'''CONRIL:''' DAaaaa! Laser guns are good for eating...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay. I'll activate Gibberish-to-English.exe.

'''CONRIL:''' DAaaaa! I- I was just saying that Forest got kidnapped.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Arg! ''{runs off}''

''{Cut to some construction site, Strong Mad seems to be carrying a cage, he climbs up the ladders and smashes towards the barrels, mis-placing some ladders and steel, close up on Strong Mad, his eyes are red}''

''{Cut to a screen with Strong Mad with 25m above him and then cut to the same scene as before}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay... Now it's time to.. ''{gets hit by a barrel}'' ARGJHUajeuekjm. ''{Miss music plays, cut to the scene and then back}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Right... This time I'm going to... ''{gets hit by a wandering flame}'' AHHHHHHHHH! ''{Miss music plays again, cut to the same scene mentioned before and back}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' This is getting ridicolous.

''{Conchris runs over to the over side and back flips, he jumps over the barrels and handstand jumps and then he handstand jumps onto the platform}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Phew...

''{Strong Mad grabs Forest and starts climbing}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' The crap? ''{climbs after him}''

''{Cut to a time card, it says "5 Life losses and 3 Game overs and 3 levels and only 1 holder to go later}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' I...finally...made...it.. ''{walks over the last holder, Strong Mad falls over}''

''{Conchris walks over to the deactivate Forest and picks Forest up and runs off-screen}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' MY ROBOT!

''{Strong Mad gets up and starts chasing Conchris}''

''{Cut back to the talk page}''

'''CONRIL:''' I do hope they come back. I'm missing my cuppa' tea.

''{Conchris comes on-screen with Forest, he looks scratched, although there are blurs covering the blood}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Don't...come...back...EVER!

''{Conchris draws a knife and jumps on Conril, cut to a blank screen, screaming is heard, after the scream subsides, cut back to the talk page, there is no blood}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' AND DON'T COME BACK!

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=PLEASE COME BACK OL' BOY!}}

== Fun Facts ==

== Author's Comment ==
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