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User talk:Skub

2012-06-18T01:19:31Z

Skub: /* oops i forgot to come back and see this stuff */

hey when's the next zippy email comeing out -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== DON'T WORRY MAN I FEEL THE EXACT SAME ABOUT MYSELF AS WELL ==

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 13:25, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

== If it helps!!! ==

I kept the Mook Cameo in Mega Man EN which still isn't out or done yet but is being reworked! =3

(This is Mister Identity Crisis who thought all that name changing bullshit was stupid so he changed it to one name he's going to stick with ){{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 13:54, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

This is Mr. horrid writer, who's written so many bad fanstuffs, he's legitimately considered beating his computer with a candelabra multiple times. {{User:Miss Peach/sig}}

and like that, all of us just changed his talk page into a massive circlejerk. oops {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:06, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

I always pretty bad too

but in three years I'll look back at what i've done and think the same

the circle of life {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== How much does a polar bear weigh? ==

Enough to physically speed up global warming, the fatass republican bear ''bastards''

How you doing bro {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:37, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

== oops i forgot to come back and see this stuff ==

GLAD YOU'RE ALL DOING OKAY EVERYBODY

i dunno just wanna pop by and check things out is all {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}}
:skub you shouldn't generalize like that

:remember, "everybody" includes "bellstrom" {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 00:13, 18 June 2012 (UTC)
::oh i didn't know you were still around here too ahh {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 00:44, 18 June 2012 (UTC)
:::from what i've observed, most of the community is still around here, but due to the low amount of activity lately, aren't actually motivated enough to do anything, despite the fact that we all happen to be lurking here most of the time {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:01, 18 June 2012 (UTC)
::::That's because I finally learned no one else here shares my enthusiasm for murder, so I write my mysteries on another site. All I've pretty much done in the last few months is make a new personal monobook. {{User:Miss Peach/sig}}
:man remember the hey-day of this place

:the time of its prime

:those were some days {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 01:19, 18 June 2012 (UTC)

User talk:Skub

2012-06-18T00:44:16Z

Skub: /* oops i forgot to come back and see this stuff */

User:Skub

2012-06-17T18:05:39Z

Skub:

what the "heck"?????

I LOOKED AT WHAT I'VE DONE AND I WAS SUCH A LITTLE DICK WOW HOW DID I NOT GET THE SHIT BEATEN OUT OF ME

== WHAT HAS SKUB BEEN DOING ==

drawing

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5cafczszX1qh8uwao1_500.png

i have stagnated

User talk:Skub

2012-06-17T12:38:35Z

Skub:

User:Skub

2012-06-14T09:34:42Z

Skub:

what the "heck"?????

I LOOKED AT WHAT I'VE DONE AND I WAS SUCH A LITTLE DICK WOW HOW DID I NOT GET THE SHIT BEATEN OUT OF ME

User:Skub

2012-06-14T09:15:15Z

Skub:

what the "heck"?????

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/cereal

2011-08-27T02:45:59Z

Skub:

Aruseus makes a cereal by using one of his friends.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aruseus Email "natural harvest"</blockquote>

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Homeschool, Lyle, Mitch, Commecrial Aruseus, Foxx

Places: Computer Room, TLA Kitchen, Lyle's Room, TLA Living Room, TV Commecrial,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' He spelled it wrong twice which leads me to believe he either didn't have spellcheck or he was too busy playin' whack-a-mole to Lugia's backsprite</blockquote>

The Field ''{easter egg}''

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 3rd, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, E-mail never ends.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh I ''love'' that song</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: cereal?</div>
Sup, Aruman? 
I was thinking... you need a break- 
fast cereal. Like, badly. 
-Uhh... not Zippy. Yeah.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' nehehenehen BUT GUESS WHO IT ''WAS''</blockquote>

''{Aruseus says breakfast as "break fast"}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Breakfast cereal? I don't know what I'd call it! I guess I should start making it. ''{leaves}''

''{Cut to the TLA Kitchen, Aruseus is''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''weeping into a bowl of Kix Berries. He looks back on the task he had so eagerly and foolishly accepted responsibility for. He should have never started his show. It was too much stress--execs barging in during his every waking hour, asking for this, that, the other thing... He had destroyed friendships, he let the power get to his head, and now he was completely alone. Aruseus held back his tears for too long and now, pistol in hand, cold metal against his temple, he could finally let it out.''</blockquote>

''stirring something. Tom walk in}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, Tom! I'm making cereal!

'''TOM:''' Aw, great. Don't blow up our house like you did with Homeschool Winner's.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' see i dan't THINKKKKK HOMESTOOL WINNER GETS ALL THE RESPENCT HE DESERVES</blockquote>

He's living with us for now, and He's making good friends with Lyle.

'''{Cut to Lyle's Bedroom, Homeschool and Lyle are playing chess}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Your move.

''{Lyle moves a piece, Homeschool takes his piece''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''and caps Lyle. Stone cold.''</blockquote>

''}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Checkmate.

'''LYLE:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut back to the TLA Kitchen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' I see. Now go away! It's a surprise!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's ''cereal''.</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' M'kay.

<blockquote class="email">
Three minutes later...
</blockquote>

''{Cut to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' So there you have it, Notzipperedpants. My commercial starts in 2 minutes! Gotta run ''{leaves}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Gotta go FASTER FASTER FASTERFASTERSONIC X</blockquote>

''{Cut to TLA Living Room, Mitch and Aruseus are sitting on the sofa''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Here it comes!

'''MITCH:''' Aw, great.

''{A commercial starts, much like the Meet Marshie toon, A mugshot of Aruseus appears}''

'''COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS:''' Tired of stupid breakfast cereals? No more Temporarios for you?

{An orange box of cereal appears and it says "Bluecubes", with a picture of a spoon with blue-cubes in it}''

'''COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS:''' Try new Bluecubes! They are very chewy and delicious! Try 'em today!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'd make a joke about Tyrian but literally nobody would get it so instead I'm going to do something gross like I always do. ''{Skub burps half-heartedly.}''</blockquote>

''{Commercial ends}''

'''MITCH:''' That sucked.

''{Foxx enters, he only has one leg}''

'''FOXX:''' Hey, Mitch. You wanna know what Bluecubes are made from?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Blue... bries?</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, carp. Gotta run. ''{runs out}''

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing quickly, as if in a rush}'' Ok, Whatsherface. I made a cereal. Bye!

''{Fox runs in}''

'''FOXX:''' Come back here! I'll-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "touch yer pud fer half a spud" '''CHWOKA:''' Has that meant anything ever? '''SKUB:''' Look i'm TRYING TO IMPLY THEYRE FUCKIN</blockquote>

''{The camera zooms out to show Tom chewing on Foxx's other leg}''

'''FOXX:''' DO you MIND!?

'''TOM:''' Sorry!

''{Foxx is stuggling, trying to get his other leg out of Tom's clutches, the leg pops off of Foxx's body, and Tom eats it}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' how rangdom</blockquote>

'''FOXX:''' CRAP! ''{Tom throws him}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on Foxx's leg to see a scene.

''{Cut to the Field, Foxx, with no back legs is scraping with his hands}''

'''FOXX:''' ''{panting}'' I'll...hurt you...bad...Aru...seus...

*Click on "Notzipperedpants" to see a pair of jeans with its fly open
*Wait 5 seconds at the end of the email to hear a secret line.

'''TOM:''' Oooh....meaty...

== Fun Facts ==
*This is another instance of Aruseus saying carp instead of crap.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh please whatever you do please don't make this a running gag.</blockquote>

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/adventure

2011-08-27T02:34:34Z

Skub:

Aruseus goes on an adventure.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Zippy,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' NO '''GODDAMMIT''</blockquote>

Strong Bad, Anthruseus, Zippy K, Foxx

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Is a foxx like a raunchier fox</blockquote>

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Lawn, TLA Living Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 2nd, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Here's an email, there's an email, and another little email.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: adventure!</div>
Yo, Aruseus, 
Have you ever had a crazy adventure? 
- Zippy</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Zippy. I apperciate you emailing me to boost the email count to surpass yours, but can't someone else email me?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Don't look a gift horse in the dick, you cock</blockquote>

Ah well.''{clears screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Adventures, eh, Zipmiester? Well there was that one time you lead us in that screwed up army...

''{Cut to The Field, like it was in [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war]]}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' You know how happy I am that those links don't work? ''Immensely''.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Argh... what are you guys doing?

'''LYLE:''' ''(Fighting for our country!)''

'''TOM:''' Go us!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Must... pee...

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' And then there was that time my future self nearly destroyed you...

''{Cut to Zippy's Lawn, like it was in [[Zippy Emails/future|future shock]]}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' GOD JUST LET ME PUNCH ''SOMETHING''</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{walking onscreen}'' Hey, guys, how's it going?

'''ZIPPY:''' Oh, nothing out of the ordinary--my future self is here, and so is yours.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ah, I see. The usual fare. Wait-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "that's wacky and not what's expected at aaaa''AAAAAA''LLL"</blockquote>

''{Anthruseus suddenly runs up to Zippy K and punches him.}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' And who can forget the time I single-handedly pummeled the Blorf Mice? Ah well, I won't get to that. Hey! I might get into another wild adventure! In fact, I'll go on one NOW! ''{rushes out}''

''{The Paper comes down, It reads, "There he goes again..."}''

''{Cut to a 20X6 field, with Zippy K and Anthruseus fighting to the death}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!

'''ZIPPY K:''' Not if I could help it! ''{jumps and kicks, but misses}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' You are going down! ''{Punches Zippy K offscreen, "PLAYER 1 WINS" appears onscreen, zooms out to reveal Tom and Aruseus playing a video game, Lyle and Foxx are watching}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' YES! I win again!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' DAMN looks like we got St. Elsewhere'd</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' Dang it! Your pretty freakin' good.

'''ARUSEUS:''' I know. Hey, Foxx! Wanna play?

'''FOXX:''' You are going down.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' PLEASE SAY THAT's THE END OF THE SENTENCE</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok! I'll set you up!

'''TOM:''' I'm outta here. ''{leaves}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Wait five seconds for Foxx to say something.

'''FOXX:''' Hahaha! I win!

'''ARUSEUS:''' DANG!

== Fun Facts ==

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' What is fun about this. Literally what.</blockquote>

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/blorf

2011-08-27T02:28:23Z

Skub:

Aruseus is attacked by vermin.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Blorf Mice, Arrow'd Guy, Anthruseus, Cheerleader, Algernon

Places: Computer Room, Piece of Paper

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 1st, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Time for some Febuary email.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: TURDUCKENS!!!!!111SHIFTONE</div>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' teehee turd</blockquote>

Aruseus, 
Blorf. 
- Algernon, Blorf Mice Leader</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Blorf? That's it? Is it like secret code for something?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Ever heard of the hanky code? Well it's sorta like that. "Blorf" means you're into pegging.</blockquote>

I know how to solve this! DEL- Nah. That would be unethical and too orignial. I know how to solve it!

''{The background changes to a Teen Girl Squad stlye comic, a drawing of Aruseus is on it and the words: Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice!}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' No, actually this is a lot worse. This is actually really worse.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice! Starring ME!

''{The scene changes to drawn Aruseus walking on a field}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Here I am, walking to the store!

''{Blorf Mice enter''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''the dragon''</blockquote>

''}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Blorf mice...

'''MICE:''' Blorf.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh no, what will I do?

''{Arrow'd Guy enters, there is a portal in his mouth,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' the gape is a lie henenehehe</blockquote>

''and Anthruseus comes out, performing a flying kick.}''

'''ARROW'D GUY:''' FUTURE SELF'D!

'''MICE:''' BLORFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

''{Cheerleader enters}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Thank you, big hot fursona man! Wanna date?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' , said nobody in the entire world</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sure!

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' There ya' go, Algie. I beat your forces! I am the best!

''{Algernon enters}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I wonder if he brought flowers? Get it it's a book joke,</blockquote>

'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf.

'''ARUSEUS:''' AAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!!

''{Aruseus runs out, Algernon jumps up to the Lappy}''

'''ALGERNON:''' ''{typing}'' Blorf.

''{Tom runs in with a broom}''

'''TOM:''' Come back here, pudding thieves!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aughg for FUCK'S SAKE</blockquote>

'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf.

'''TOM:''' Don't you blorf me! Now SCRAM!

'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf! ''{runs out}''

'''TOM:''' Mice suck.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Whadda punchline!</blockquote>

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
none yet

== Fun Facts ==

*Algernon, leader of the Blorf Mice, got his name from the mouse Algernon in the story, "Flowers for Algernon."
* A fursona is the animal character used by a furry. Not that Aruseus is a furry.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' He absolutely is.</blockquote>

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/catchphrase

2011-08-25T04:51:01Z

Skub:

Aruseus thinks of a catchphrase. ZIPPYMAIL CROSSOVER!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' HEY SKUB. HEY. SKUB HEY. HEY SKUB '''GET ''A LOAD OF THIS''''' '''SKUB:''' '''''FUCK YOU'''''</blockquote>

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Vector Strong Bad ''{easter egg}'' Tom, Coach Z, Zippy, Homestar ''{easter egg}''

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Bedroom

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 28th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe", to the tune pf

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' pfffffff</blockquote>

the Homestar Runner theme song}'': Aaaaaaaa-ruuuuu-seee-us.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: phrase</div>
Aruses, 
You need a catchphrase. 
- Zi- I mean Mitch</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Aw great. An email that will make my head explode...from thinking too much.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' or simply thinking at all HAHAHAthe joke is that you're dumb</blockquote>

''{clears screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Zimitichi, I have no idea what my catchphrase would be. I think I'll have to

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "talk to ''homestar'' charaters, UGH they can't even split in half"</blockquote>

ask some people. ''{leaves}''

''{Cut to the field, Tom is there with Coach Z}''

'''TOM:''' So I was telling him about how wrong it is to auction my Shploitz and-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' hah what kind of crazy conversation were they ahving??? there '''SKUB:''' prahaps we'll never know</blockquote>

''{Aruseus walks in}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey guys. Do any of you two know of something I could use as a catchphrase?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "if I give you something will you please leave"</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' No, not really.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Carp. I mean crap!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' This show is ''crappie'' '''NACHOMAN:''' That was obtuse as shit. '''SKUB:''' SHUT UP YOU BAG OF MILK</blockquote>

What about you, Coach?

'''COACH Z:''' Sorry, man! I'm drawering a blornk!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Or'm Corch Zor!!!! Soriourslor!!! '''SKUB:''' Well ''I'' know who I'm handing Coach Z Emails off to</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Double carp.

''{Aruseus walks off, Cut back to Lappy.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Guh-blargh. I talked to everyone and no good ideas. Wait. there is another...

'''TOM:''' Aruseus, I'm going to the li-berry to pick up a book for Lyle. I think Zippy's there.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Dammit no don't drag me- i mean my old shit characte rinto this</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Thats it! ''{runs out}''

''{Cut to Zippy's Bedroom}''

'''ZIPPY:''' What does my name mean? Come on... speak to me... wait, I know! ... Wait, no.

''{Aruseus walks in.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Aruseus closes the door slowly behind him, then pushes it in hard to make sure it's shut for sure. He slowly approaches Zippy, his hands in his pockets, nonchalant. 
"Aruseus, what are you doing?" Zippy asked, a slight bit of panic in his voice. 
"Zippy..." Aruseus began, but his voice trailed off as he stared into that beautiful platypus's eyes. He sat down beside him on the bed as Zippy fidgeted uncomfortably. 
"Aruseus, no.. not now" Zippy muttered. "I can't.." 
Aruseus placed his hand suddenly on Zippy's leg. He drew circles with his fingers on the purple one's soft skin. He wanted more. Zippy wanted something. He didn't know what. 
"No..." Zippy began, but faded out as Aruseus' hand began inching towards his middle section. He took a big gulp. He wanted this to stop. But he couldn't bring his body to move, he couldn't bring his muscles to contract and send him running. But then, he thought, what would Aruseus do to him if he tried to leave. He remembered last time Ryan had done this. Zippy had tried escaping before but was grabbed quickly and reeled in for a... shall we say 'bout of punishment'. 
And then Aruseus grabbed him. The sensation of the hand on his member seemed to flip a switch for the platypus. All the thoughts of fear and desires to recoil suddenly shot away as his mind was washed in pleasure. 
He wanted more. And he knew what he wanted. 
Zippy reached for Aruseus' crotch. It was the first time he had ever tried something like this, and he was excited. He was worried. He was horny. And he was surprised to learn that the tip of Aruseus' penis was a very specific shade of gray. 
'''SKUB:''' JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hi, Zippy!

'''ZIPPY:''' Why are you in my house?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Don't ask.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' hey good one. I should try saying that the next time I break into someone's house</blockquote>

Well, now that the greeting's out of the way... can you do my taxes?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Tax humor for the adults in the crowd</blockquote>

'''ZIPPY:''' No.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Fine. Can you do my homework, then?

'''ZIPPY:''' You have homework?

''{Suddenly, Zippy notices a L.U.R.N. shirt on Aruseus.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Oh.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Can you believe it?

'''ZIPPY:''' Surprisingly, yes.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' even back in the day skub knew ryan was an enormous tard '''SKUB:''' ^</blockquote>

Now, why are you really here?

'''ARUSEUS:''' I just got a really stupid email about my catchphrase. Can you give me any ideas?

'''ZIPPY:''' ... How about, "wiggy jiggy?"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' pffffffffBAAAHAAHA '''SKUB:''' I'M GOING TO THROW UP</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Nah.

'''ZIPPY:''' I see. Listen, I too got a stupid email about my name. What would you do in this situation?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Now, usually I'd toss macademia nuts at that creepy green bird that keeps hanging around your house, but in this situation... well, I'd still toss nuts at that bird.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' rAnDom '''SKUB:''' I have Arusperger's shut up</blockquote>

'''ZIPPY:''' That green bird is Kooky.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, no wonder it kept yelling at me. Did- did you notice we're completely straying from the topic at hand?

'''ZIPPY:''' Yes. Yes I did. Frankly, I think every Zippy Email should be like this. In fact, why not change the name of the show to "Zippy and Aruseus's Funtime Jamboree?"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i am saving this forever '''SKUB:''' nachoman i am completely serious i will post all 200 plus episodes of blue ninja to tumblr</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Because that name sucks and I hate it.

'''ZIPPY:''' Ah. Now, shouldn't we be ending the email already? The email that's a sorry excuse of an email?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aruseus Emails: "The Email That's A Sorry Excuse Of An Email"!!!</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sure.

''{The Paper comes down.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey! The e-mail is not over yet!

'''ZIPPY:''' Um...That's the end of MY email.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' paper, you whore! you'll come down for anyone!</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh. ''{Aruseus all of a sudden has a shocked look on his face}'' Zippy?

'''ZIPPY:''' What?

'''ARUSEUS:''' I think I just pulled a crossover.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' is that what the kids are calling it these days</blockquote>

'''ZIPPY:''' Riiiiight...

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{scared}'' AHH!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "GET A MEDIC!!!!!!" "DON'T TOUCH THE INTESTINES"</blockquote>

'''ZIPPY:''' Calm down, man.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Okay. Well, I better go finish my email. ''{Runs out}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Whatever.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' This concludes the exciting and memorable Zippy/Aruseus crossover! Thanks for watching! '''SKUB:''' I'm dead inside.</blockquote>

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So sorry, Mitchy. I don't have a catchphrase. So bye.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' how about, "I am the cop-out King"?</blockquote>

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Wait about five seconds for an extra scene.

''{Zoom out, Aruseus is still in a L.U.R.N. shirt, Tom walks in}'''

'''TOM:''' Why are you wearing that?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Dunno. One second I was shirtless and ran past this white pole and I had this shirt on.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' A man walks into a white pole--stop me if you heard this one-- '''NACHOMAN:''' I'm stopping you.</blockquote>

*Click on Tom after the easter egg to see another scene.

''{Cut to The Field, Homestar is standing there, angry and naked}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay, who stole my L.U.R.N. shirt?

*Click on Aruseus when he says carp to make a carp appear onscreen.
*Click on Aruseus when he says double carp to make two carps apear.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' LIKE CRAP BUT CARP. GET IT.</blockquote>

*Clicking on Aruseus when he says, "An email that will make my head explode" will make VectorBad appear on his Lappy with, "ITS ASPLODE." under him.
*Click on Aruseus after the email to see the logo for Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree! Now weekdays at 3:00 on 4Wimps!

'''CHILDREN:''' ''{singing voiceover}'' Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree!

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover, musically}'' Because the name sucks and I hate it!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' The feeling is mutual!!!!!!!</blockquote>

== Fun Facts ==

*The transcript from Zippy's bedroom and the first paper coming down is from Zippy Email [[Zippy Emails/name|name]]
*Tom mentioning his Shploitz game being auctioned is a reference to [[Foxx's Answering Machine|Foxx's Answering Machine]].
*This is another 4Wimps reference.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' NachoMan I literally cannot go on if this kind of shit keeps popping up. '''NACHOMAN:''' Not my fault you were a shitty kid! '''SKUB:''' NOT MY FAULT BLUE NINJA IS SO STUPID THAT I HAD TO BRING IT UP IN IRC</blockquote>

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/worst thing

2011-08-25T01:25:34Z

Skub:

Aruseus relives a past fear.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "oh no my pants fell down and everybody can see the tip!!! they'll know what color it is for''ever''"</blockquote>

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, The Polka-man, Marzipan, Tucksworth

Places: Computer Room, Aruseus' Room, Outside Tom's house, Hospital

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh boy the ''hospital''</blockquote>

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 19th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Doo doo doo doo, the e-mail is checked.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aaaaand end email? Please?</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: worst!</div>
Dear Whats-Your-Face, 
What was the worest thing that 
happened to you? Please tell the 
whole story! 
Hope it got all better 
-X66x66</blockquote>
''{As he reads, Aruseus says "Whats-your-face" as "Aruseus", pronounces "worest" as "wore-est", and says "X66x66" as "two-exty sixty-six"}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Whoa! A future e-mail from the year 2X66? Nah. Must be the guy's name. ''{clears screen}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' hehoheh!!!! isn't this funyn as fiuck</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, X66 guy, there i something that I just can't forget...it gives me the jibblies! Jibblie jibbile...''{runs out screaming}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aaaaaaaaaaaand end email! Really!</blockquote>

''{Tom comes in from the right side of the screen and gets on the computer.}''

'''TOM:''' ''{typing}'' Sorry, man. Aruseus doesn't like to talk about things like this. I'll tell you though.

''{The screen fades to black, then fades back in to see Aruseus checking his e-mail.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Flashback e-mail.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Disinterested commentator.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: surprise!</div>
Dearest Aruseus, 
I have a surprise for you. 
If you want to see it, come 
upstairs in your room. 
 
-Anonymous Contributor</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' I see Strong Bad met you once, but I'll see your little surprise, Anony.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Strong Bad my best ''friend'' who I know! Because!"</blockquote>

''{Aruseus walks upstairs to his room, when he gets there, his jaw drops to see...}''

'''POLKA-MAN:''' Yello there! I'd love to dance for you!

'''ARUSEUS:''' AAAAHH!!!! MY WORST NIGHTMARE HAS HAPPENED!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' This is just ''goobers''!!!!</blockquote>

''{Aruseus jumps out a window labeled, "Escape Window". A bang and a crack is heard. Cut to the outside of Tom's house, Aruseus lying there, hurt from the fall}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{weakly}'' Ow...my back...

''{The screen fades to black, Cut to a hospital, shown through Aruseus' eyes, Marzipan and Tom are standing there}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{weakly}'' Uhhgh...what happened?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "You made a joke. You might never walk again"</blockquote>

'''MARZIPAN:''' You jumped out of a window and broke your back during the fall.

'''ARUSEUS:''' What about The Polka-Man?

'''MARZIPAN:''' He's gone back to 1936. You may never see him again in this timezone.

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{gets up}'' Awesome! ''{slightly cracks back}'' Ow. ''{lays back down}''

'''TOM:''' Next time, try building a slide outside your escape window, or build an escape window on the first floor.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Why didn't ''you'' think of that ya goofus? for your health</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ugh...Alright.

'''TOM:''' You will have to stay here for another week, ''{checks watch}'' Oh, visiting hours are over. Rest well!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Wow...that Tom is such a great guy.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "AND SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ''MM''</blockquote>

''{Cut back to Tom at Lappy}''

'''TOM:''' ''{typing}'' So that's the story. Here we are a week later and Aruseus is feeling better. There is a slide now outside the escape window, so he doesn't break his back. I better go check on him. ''{Gets up and leaves, Cut to Aruseus' room}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I don't think Tom's ''supposed'' to be a robot but he sure as hell sounds like one!</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{shivering}'' Make him go away, Lyle, make The evil Polka go away...

'''TOM:''' Aruseus, are you okay?

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{scared}'' AHH! ''{calmed}'' Oh, it's just you, Tom.

'''TOM:''' Yeah. It's me again. You better get down there and finish checking that e-mail!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Yes, sir! ''{Runs out}''

'''TOM:''' ''{Hops on bed}'' Now time to watch some Caleb Rentpayer!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "From Homestar!"</blockquote>

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Caleb Rentpayer! Why are you hitting my fine china!?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' That sounds way too sexual to be a coincidence.</blockquote>

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it X-man. I told you the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' And me.</blockquote>

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on Aruseus to see an extra scene.

''{Cut back to Aruseus' room, Tom is still watching TV}'''

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Homestar Runnner, did you shoot Caleb?

'''TOM:''' Holy crap! I never knew that.

== Fun Facts ==

*The email song is a take on "The System is Down".
*Aruseus mentioning Strong Bad's connection with Anonymous Contributor is a reference to SBemail "rock opera".

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Don't you think calling it a ''reference'' is a little bit too earnest?</blockquote>

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/band

2011-08-25T01:03:00Z

Skub: /* Transcript */

Aruseus begins his own band...and fails.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Lyle, Marzipan, Strong Mad, The Cheat

Places: Computer Room, Stage, Marzipan's House

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 4th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': *imitates a techno beat* SOMEBODY EMAIL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I can't wait for the Skrillex remix woop woop</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' I will!

'''ARUSEUS:''' You don't count.

'''TOM:''' Crap!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: band</div>
Dear Aruseus or whatever- 
I've been wondering about a few things--namely, 
if you started yourself a band, what would it be 
like, and what kind of music would it play? 
From your best pal, 
Zippy P. Platypus
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Obviously somebody under the guise of me. '''NACHOMAN:''' you're literally homosexual ''{Skub weeps from his giant leaky vagina}''</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ah, Zippy. My crazy purple general. I was about to Hyper Beam you but instead I'll answer.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' If I could turn back time</blockquote>

''{Aruseus clears the screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well Zippy, of course I would be a rock band. Rock is like THE newest kind of music. The name however, I am stuck on...Sneakerpork?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I could go for some Hulk Hogan sneaker meat right now. Perfectly warm.</blockquote>

The All-FCUSA Rejects? Metaloclypse? I got it! The RING ZING!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' That's literally the worst name I've ever heard for anything. Even a sex move. '''BLUBY:''' a ring zing is when you finger a dude with a joy buzzer on</blockquote>

''{Cut to a stage, Aruseus is standing with a microphone, Lyle is by an electric guitar}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{looking around}'' Where in the holy name of Strongbadian Crap is Tom?

'''LYLE:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{sniffs}'' Wait! I can smell

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' sex and candy here</blockquote>

his crappy cologne! ''{runs offscreen}''

'''LYLE:''' ''{looks around, grins nervously}''

''{Cut to Marzipan's House, the Cool Tapes are there, with Tom hanging upside-down, rocking back and forth slowly, he has a bandana over his mouth, muffling his speech}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{looking around}'' What in Pete Sampras is going on here!?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Didn't you know Marzipan is a dungeon mistress? Check the DVD extras.</blockquote>

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well we were afraid your band would be better than us, so we captured your lead singer.

'''STRONG MAD:''' RING ZING RUUUULLLEEE!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Singer? He's our crappy drummer! Keep him!

'''TOM:''' ''{muffled}'' HEY!

'''STRONG MAD:''' COOL GRAPES!

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's Cool Tapes.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' heheheo</blockquote>

''{Cut back to stage, Aruseus and Lyle are playing}''

'''TOM:''' ''{imitating and old person, throws tomatoes at Lyle and Aruseus}'' Boo! Boo! You guys stink!

''{Tom is shown sitting in one of the many empty seats in the audience, he is dressed in a leather coat and has a fake beard and a golf hat}}''

'''TOM:''' Where's your drummer?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Uh...should we go free Tom now?

'''LYLE:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' THANKS</blockquote>

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on Tom's hat to see an album for "Ring Zing! Crappy Hits!"

== Fun Facts ==

*Aruseus threatening to Hyper Beam Zippy is a reference to the previous email, [[Aruseus Emails/jlammy|jlammy.]]
*The All-FCUSA Rejects is a parody of The All American Rejects.
*Metaloclypse is a TV show about a heavy metal band.
*Sneakerpork is actually one of the ideas for a name of a band my brother's friends were forming.
*The Email rap is a parody of Dane Cook's "Just Wanna Dance" Routine.
*"What in Pete Sampras is going on here!?" is from the actual Cool Tapes toon.

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/band

2011-08-25T00:55:32Z

Skub: not done

Aruseus begins his own band...and fails.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Lyle, Marzipan, Strong Mad, The Cheat

Places: Computer Room, Stage, Marzipan's House

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 4th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': *imitates a techno beat* SOMEBODY EMAIL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I can't wait for the Skrillex remix woop woop</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' I will!

'''ARUSEUS:''' You don't count.

'''TOM:''' Crap!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: band</div>
Dear Aruseus or whatever- 
I've been wondering about a few things--namely, 
if you started yourself a band, what would it be 
like, and what kind of music would it play? 
From your best pal, 
Zippy P. Platypus
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Obviously somebody under the guise of me. '''NACHOMAN:''' you're literally homosexual ''{Skub weeps from his giant leaky vagina}''</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ah, Zippy. My crazy purple general. I was about to Hyper Beam you but instead I'll answer.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' If I could turn back time</blockquote>

''{Aruseus clears the screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well Zippy, of course I would be a rock band. Rock is like THE newest kind of music. The name however, I am stuck on...Sneakerpork?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I could go for some Hulk Hogan sneaker meat right now. Perfectly warm.</blockquote>

The All-FCUSA Rejects? Metaloclypse? I got it! The RING ZING!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' That's literally the worst name I've ever heard for anything. Even a sex move. '''BLUBY:''' a ring zing is when you finger a dude with a joy buzzer on</blockquote>

''{Cut to a stage, Aruseus is standing with a microphone, Lyle is by an electric guitar}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{looking around}'' Where in the holy name of Strongbadian Crap is Tom?

'''LYLE:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{sniffs}'' Wait! I can smell his crappy cologne! ''{runs offscreen}''

'''LYLE:''' ''{looks around, grins nervously}''

''{Cut to Marzipan's House, the Cool Tapes are there, with Tom hanging upside-down, rocking back and forth slowly, he has a bandana over his mouth, muffling his speech}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{looking around}'' What in Pete Sampras is going on here!?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well we were afraid your band would be better than us, so we captured your lead singer.

'''STRONG MAD:''' RING ZING RUUUULLLEEE!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Singer? He's our crappy drummer! Keep him!

'''TOM:''' ''{muffled}'' HEY!

'''STRONG MAD:''' COOL GRAPES!

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's Cool Tapes.

''{Cut back to stage, Aruseus and Lyle are playing}''

'''TOM:''' ''{imitating and old person, throws tomatoes at Lyle and Aruseus}'' Boo! Boo! You guys stink!

''{Tom is shown sitting in one of the many empty seats in the audience, he is dressed in a leather coat and has a fake beard and a golf hat}}''

'''TOM:''' Where's your drummer?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Uh...should we go free Tom now?

'''LYLE:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on Tom's hat to see an album for "Ring Zing! Crappy Hits!"

== Fun Facts ==

*Aruseus threatening to Hyper Beam Zippy is a reference to the previous email, [[Aruseus Emails/jlammy|jlammy.]]
*The All-FCUSA Rejects is a parody of The All American Rejects.
*Metaloclypse is a TV show about a heavy metal band.
*Sneakerpork is actually one of the ideas for a name of a band my brother's friends were forming.
*The Email rap is a parody of Dane Cook's "Just Wanna Dance" Routine.
*"What in Pete Sampras is going on here!?" is from the actual Cool Tapes toon.

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/jlammy

2011-08-25T00:45:48Z

Skub:

Aruseus gets a dare.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I dare you to drown.</blockquote>

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Strong Bad, Inner Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Strong Sad ''{easter egg}}''

Places: Computer Room, Strong Sad's Room ''{easter egg}''

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 4th, 2007

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Jesus--these things are ''relics''! I almost feel bad about making fun of these but then I remember who made these and I'm suddenly ''really'' okay with it.</blockquote>

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': I'm all about

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' fox dong</blockquote>

the e-mail. It's crazy cool.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: jlammy</div>
aruseus 
i dare you to say jlammy 100 times
 
JLAMMY MAN 
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Mr. I Have Poor Grammar, or IHPG, I'll accept your dare.

''{Aruseus gets''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''kicked in the back of the knees''</blockquote>

''up out of the chair and does a morning stretch}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok...here I go. Jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy,

''{The screen fades to black, white texts appears onscreen}''

<blockquote class="email">
A few minutes later...
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{panting}'' jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...Ah! I can't do this.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's been two emails and already this is taking a nosedive.</blockquote>

Wait! I have a plan!

''{Aruseus types onscreen}''

<blockquote class="email">
Fwd:depressio@homestarrunner.com
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Perfect plan.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''cop-out''</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' High-five!

''{The scene freezes and darkens, Inner Aruseus appears}''

'''INNER ARUSEUS:''' CHA! That dunb fatso will be stuck in his room until the end of time!

<blockquote class="mt3k">'''SKUB:''' NO. EXPLAIN THIS. WHAT IS THIS.</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad and Aruseus high-five, cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Jiblamy. I said jlammy 100 times.

'''LYLE:''' ''{Offscreen, The Cheat noises}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' I told you! I will Hyper Beam the crap out of Zi

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''''COUGH COUG COUGH COUGH'''''</blockquote>

ppy if he doesn't get you that burrito!

'''LYLE:''' ''{Offscreen, annoyed and questioning The Cheat noises}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' You better believe it, or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you!

'''LYLE:''' ''{screams, Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ugh...Lyle still wants a burrito...I better go give Zip

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''''SCOUGH COUGH SCREAM'''''</blockquote>

py what he deserv-

''{The screen zooms out with the door visible. A loud fart noise is heard, and a gas cloud can be seen going through the door}''

'''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' AH ZAMORAK! THAT REEKS!

'''LYLE:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''TOM:''' LYLE! NEXT TIME I SEE OUR GENERAL, I'LL TELL HIM TO NOT GIVE YOU BURRITOS!

'''LYLE:''' ''{depressed The Cheat noises}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Tom! Shut up or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you too!

'''TOM:''' THIS IS AT LEAST 5000 ON THE NOSE!

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to the e-mail.

''{Cut to Strong Sad's room}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' This funny joke</blockquote>

== Fun Facts ==

*Jlammy is from Imitation Strong Bad Email "threemail".
*This is the shortest Aruseus Email to date.
*1000 Years of Pain is a technique in Naruto that Kakashi uses.
*"Hyper Beaming Zippy untill he gets you that burrito" is from Zippy Email [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war.]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''''COUGH'''''</blockquote>

*Zamorak is one of the three gods in the online game Runescape

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/variations

2011-08-24T23:42:48Z

Skub:

ARUMAIL1: variations

Aruseus explains himself in different timezones.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' who is aruseus '''NACHOMAN:''' what does he look like '''NACHOMAN:''' what's his motivation for checking email '''NACHOMAN:''' ???? '''SKUB:''' Tell me whodafuckayou?????</blockquote>

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Aruntosaurus, Caveman Homestar, Pterodactyl Coach Z, Aruseus the Steed, Knight, Homestar, The Polka-man, Nick Knackerston, The Sneak, The Homestar Runner, Anthruseus, Cheatball, 1-Up, Anthru-borg, Overlord T, Stinkoman ''{easter egg}'', Bubs ''{easter egg}''

Places: Computer Room, The Cave, Peasantry Field, Knick-knack Stand, 20X6 Field, Overlord T's Fortress, 20X6 Computer Room ''{easter egg}'' The Field ''{easter egg}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' in case you were wondering which email took place in overlord t's fortress well ryan here took the time to make sure you could find it easily</blockquote>

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 1st, 2007

=== Transcript ===

'''ARUSEUS''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'':

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' it's 2007 and you desperately need to update your laptop</blockquote>

E-mail he, E-mail hoo, E-mail ha, E-mail HA HA!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' You're not an artist.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: variations</div>
Dear Aruseus, 
If you had different variations, what would they be?
 
Curious, 
Sidekick Bob</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Bobby, I guess we'd start out with the prehistoric era, where there would be the viscious Anrontosaurus!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Sid Viscious</blockquote>

''{Cut to a cave in prehistoric times, where you see a brontosaurus-like Aruseus smash a cave with his tail}''

'''ARUNTOSAURUS:''' ''{roars}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{all four riffers fall out of their chairs due to the enormous roar}''</blockquote>

''{Caveman Homestar walks onscreen}''

'''CAVEMAN HOMESTAR:''' Oh, jlammy.

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{skub does something gross out of rage}'' ''{my new thing is PISSING nachoman get it right}''</blockquote>

That annoying dinosaur is after us again.

'''ARUNTOSAURUS:''' ''{roars, smashes Caveman Homestar, Coach Z Pterodactyl files in}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Alright, seriously. Don't put action brackets after dialogue. It makes it look like the character is just reciting whatever's in the action brackets--in this case the most '''FUCKIN AWESOME ACTION SCENE IN HISTORY'''</blockquote>

'''COACH Z PTERODACTYL:''' Check it out! The Aruntosaurus can do it again!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Check it out! The author can do it again! And by "it" I mean recycle the least funny jokes from the actual website!</blockquote>

''{Cut to a field in Peasantry, where a non-anthro Aruseus, walks onscreen with a knight riding him}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Then in the time of Peasantry, there would live a vailant knight, and I would be his steed!

''{The knight whips the steed}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Is that what they're calling it now?</blockquote>

'''KNIGHT:''' Move you worthless piece of dung!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' move over strong bad, there's a new funnyman in town!</blockquote>

''{Cut to Nick Knackertson's stand, in the Old-Timey Era}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' After that, I probably...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' yiff</blockquote>

''{Homestar runs in}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Wait, wait. I got it. Do you like to

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' yiff</blockquote>

dance?

'''ARUSEUS:''' No.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i don't go to proms i crash them</blockquote>

Dancing is a waste of my...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' massive pokemon p-due</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ok. In Old-Timey, you would be...

''{Cut to Nick Knackerston's Nearly Fabulous Knick-Knack Stand}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ...The Polka-man!

''{The Polka-man walks in}''

'''THE POLKA-MAN:''' Yello there, Nick! Do you wanna see me dance?

'''NICK:''' No thank you, I'm tired.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Boy if I had a nickel for every time the wife said ''that'' to me! Take my wife '''please'''</blockquote>

''{The Sneak comes onscreen and steals a knick-knack, but Nick hits him with a flyswatter. The Sneak ends up a splat on the ground. The Homestar Runner Walks in}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, phooey. The Sneak, did you try to steal one of Nick Knackertson's Nearly Fabulous Knick-Knacks?

''{Cut back to Computer Room}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' What!? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! How did you come up with that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I read the transcript.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I like how the author comes to terms with how painfully unfunny he is in the ''first episode'' and then continues for 109 or so more. Wait did I say I ''like'' that? Because I mean I kill myself.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' You can read?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' this for 5 seconds without getting bored out of your mind?</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' Sorry for bothering your e-mail. I guess I should go.

'''ARUSEUS:''' You better.

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it. Then again I might as well predict who I will be in the future, probably some guy working for some evil alliance bent on taking over the world...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' obviously</blockquote>

''{Cut to 20X6 Field, Anthruseus is standing there, striking poses}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' Oh yeah! No one can defeat me! I'm strong!

''{Cheatball bounces in}''

'''CHEATBALL:''' Cheatball! ''{explodes}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' ''{flying away}'' AAAAAH!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' WHAT A RANDOM THING TO HAVE HAPPEN!! ''YOW!''</blockquote>

''{Cheatball reappears. 1-Up walks onscreen}''

'''1-UP:''' Hey Cheatball, Did that white furry guy have any pudding? I lost my pudding. I want pudding.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' can i commit genocide against one person '''SKUB:''' I think the Geneva Convention'll look the other way.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Finally, I would still be in that alliance, but then take over the whole world, and I would be cyborg-ish, and less annoying.

''{Cut to Overlord T's fortress, where he is sitting in a chair}''

'''OVERLORD T:''' Anthru-borg, get me a prawn shake!

'''ANTHRU-BORG''' Oh, all right. ''{flies offscreen, comes back}''

'''OVERLORD T:''' Good! Get me another!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''heh''</blockquote>

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Bubs. All my variations. Though I didn't really like my Old-Timey version...Ah well, Homestar's an idiot and you can't change that. ''{The Paper comes down, reading "Click here to email Aruseus."}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' click where? i need to email him RIGHT NOW</blockquote>

''{After about 5 seconds, Aruseus will say something}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{under his breath}'' Polka...ew...

=== Easter Eggs ===
*Click on "variations" to see a cutscene.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' if you haven't suffered enough</blockquote>

''{Cut to a Computer in 20X6, Anthruseus is answering an email}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Bob, back then I was probably be a little taller, and I

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' had my very own hex code for the color of the tip of my penis</blockquote>

answered emails!

''{Zooms out, Stinkoman is standing next to Anthruseus}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Get off of MY computer!

''{Cut back to Present-day Computer Room}''

*Click on "Bubs" to see another cutscene.

''{Cut to the Field, Aruseus is in a crawl position, straining, while Bubs is sitting on his back}''

'''BUBS:''' Move you stupid pile of crap!

''{Aruseus collapses, Cut back to Computer Room}''

=== Fun Facts ===

*Sidekick Bob is from Tampo Emails.
*The scene with Anthru-borg is similar to the easter egg in Not-So Zippy Email "massive fail" with Mr. Cradgage and Pyro.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' there you have it folks. stone cold evidence associating skub with the phrase "massive fail" '''SKUB:''' No SHIT WHAT I FORGOT HOW BIG OF A TIE I HAD WITH THIS STUPID THING '''NACHOMAN:''' so... we'll see ''more'' references to your old shit? '''SKUB:''' Oh dear Christ let this be the only one.</blockquote>

*In the easter egg, Anthruseus mentions his present day form.
*The E-mail song is a parody of the Numa Numa Song.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh so it was even worse than I thought! Way to open up strong, you... you shit.</blockquote>

*The Coach Z bird flying in is a reference to Summer Short Shorts.

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails

2011-08-24T06:42:44Z

Skub: /* Aruseus Emails */

=Opening Comments=
''{Open to Chwoka on the town, driving in a T-Bird, bitches draped over his arms.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' YEAH FUCK YOU I'M POP STAR KING OF POP!!!

''{Cut to the MFT3K Place. Where is that? Who cares}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm bored. I want to riff something because I'm bored.

'''BLUBY:''' tell me about it

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh! Hey, Zarel Emails had like 10 that we didn't do! Maybe we can go back and do those?

'''BLUBY:''' i ain't in the mood for yellow dragon action

''{Suddenly, Skub enters with a tower of VHS tapes in a wagon.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''I FOUND A FUCKIN GOLDMINE''

'''NACHOMAN:''' What, the new Zarel Emails?

'''SKUB:''' ... Close.

''{Skub takes a VHS from the top of the mountain, careful not to topple it. He shows the tape to his friends who suddenly scream in horror.}''

'''SKUB:''' Yes! ''YEEEEEEES!''

''{Skub turns to the viewer and holds the tape up to them.}''

'''SKUB:''' BEFORE THERE WAS ZAREL THERE WAS

=Aruseus Emails=
[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|center|[[WUW:Fanstuff of the Fortnight|Fanstuff of the Fortnight]], August 1, 2008]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I don't see why we'd riff something of such upstanding quality. Have you seen his award? If not, let me just toss it in your face the second you load the page. '''SKUB:''' Well the problem ''can't'' be that people can't vote for shit! The vox populi always chooses right.</blockquote>

{{profanity}}

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' and really disturbing crap like splitting bodies and vore. can we get a warning for that? '''SKUB:''' Nah we can deal.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
[[Image:Aruseusbanner.PNG]]
[[/???|?]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'd link that but it's a shitty mspaint picture. So let's not bother.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

==Computers==
===Season 1===

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the best fan fictions are the ones that treat themselves like television shows '''SKUB:''' But but but Coach Z Emails :(</blockquote>

==== Lappy 486 ====
Emails: 1 - 9

This is Aruseus' first computer. It comes with e-mail function and good graphics. 5-minute battery life! Yay!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Lappy's Interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's a good thing he rendered this, otherwise we wouldn't know this obscure laptop that is presumably from this cartoon and this one alone.</blockquote>

Unfortunately, the Lappy died in email 9, due to an overload of E's.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' don't do club drugs</blockquote>

==== T-Comp 400X ====
Email: 10, 45

Tom's computer. Can check emails.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' What, no backstory? What about the T-Comp's struggle with alcoholism leading up to a failed suicide? And then he gets eaten by a giant dragon?</blockquote>

<blockquote class="tcomp400x">
The T-Comp's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

The T-Comp 400X died in email 45, when Aruseus tries to re-install Alpha Stan using an infected disc.

==== Intell 600 ====
Emails: 11-19 1/2, 25-30

This is Aruseus' second computer. It is better than the first but works the same.

<blockquote class="aruseus">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Intell's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Sadly, the Intell 600 got hammered after getting a virus.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Geek Squad does fast work.</blockquote>

==== Fang's NightPilot ====
Emails: 19 1/2 - 23

Aruseus goes on vacation and leaves Fang to run his email show. Fang checks Aruseus' email on this.

<blockquote class="aruseusfang">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The NightPilot's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Fang died, so the NightPilot was sold on eStrong.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Where's my spoiler alert you crotchtree</blockquote>

===Season 2===
==== A-Tech 950 ====
Emails: 31-38, 40-45

Aruseus' third computer, bought after the Intell got hammer'd.

<blockquote class="aruseus2">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The A-Tech's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

The A-Tech died in email 45, due to a virus.

==== Taily 400 ====
Email: 39

This is Kyubii's computer.

<blockquote class="kyubii">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Taily's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

===Season 3===

==== E-Mach 1000 ====
Emails: 45 1/2-85

This is Aruseus' 4th computer. Yet again, it's another laptop. It technically came in Season 2, but it's back for more.

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The E-Mach's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Aruseus blew the E-Mach up somehow in a fit of rage.

==== SkyPod ====
Emails: 86 - ?

The SkyPod is a white PDA that Aruseus recieved from Sky Shaymin.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The SkyPod's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

==Scroll Button Songs==
101-105: Checkin emails from college...send me your questions and I'll answer theeeem!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' what an awesome song</blockquote>

100: Well, I'm off to college. Happy 100th email everyone.

91-99: INSERT SCROLL BUTTON SONG HERE.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh, come on! Even ''I'' was ingenious enough to write Coach Z email raps for all my Coach Z Emails. Which was like... eight.</blockquote>

90: Home...I'm scrollin' at home again...

86-89: Well, Shaymin sent me the SkyPod, Fang's joined us, could it get any better down here?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Only if you get forest fire murdered!</blockquote>

76-85: Blue skies, white sand, seizure-inducing arcade games, I'm down the shore!

71-75: Hoo! Hah! Huh! I'm back in white! Don't start a fight! Trust me everything's gonna be alright!

70: I'm going to the Wiki User Wiki. Meet me there!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'll go out of my way ''not'' to!</blockquote>

61-69: Aruseus Emails. Where there's smoke, they pinch back!

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{we haven't even got to the emails and skub is already having a vomit seizure}'' ''{NOT TRUE i'm only pissing all over my pants}''</blockquote>

60: Ooh. Scrolling on Decemberween.

56-59: I love all my emails. I love scroll buttons more!

55: Gonna scroooooooll...check emails...and save the world.

51-54: Livin' large with scroll buttons...

50: Yay for 50 emails! This one's animated. ''{scrolls arrow over "demented"}''

48: Woah! One email over Tampo!

46-47, 49: A-scrolla scrolla. Skuk-Skuh-Skuh-roll buttons.

45 1/2: Check-check-check it out! The E-Mach is here!

45: ''{sigh}'' Still trying to find one... ''{there is no computer, but a note with the email titles}''

38-44: ''{rapping}'' Kids don't play wit 2 many scroll buttons! C'mon C'mon!

37: ARUSEUS EMAILS IS THE FCE WITH THE MOST EMAILS! WAH-HOH! Take THAT, NeoStinkoman!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' HEADLINE: NEOSTINKOMAN COMMITS SHOTGUN SUICIDE AFTER BEING SURPASSED IN AMOUNT OF EMAILS</blockquote>

34-36: Email is shweet! Email is awexome! So is scrolling too!

31-33: Yet again, another new compy.

26-30: ARGBLBLBLBLBL............email is cool.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' please stop being alive</blockquote>

25: This scroll song goes out to my 25th email!

20-24: ''{The Intell 600 sits on the desk with a note saying, "Aruseus is on vacation. He has left Fang to run his show."}''

*Wait 10 seconds and Foxx will walk by.

'''FOXX:''' ''{reads note}'' This cannot end well. ''{leaves}''

14-19: Emails can be awesome, but some just aren't.

11-13: Ahahaha!!! A new computer! A new scroll button too!

9-10: *sigh* I'll miss you, Lappy 486!

6-9: Ooh. Scrolly...and buttony.

1-6: I don't have a sroll button, cuz I just STARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

==Page Titles==

'''Lappy 486!''' (1-8)

'''Farewell, Lappy.''' (9)

'''T-Comp 400X!!!''' (10)

'''Lappy 486? Nope.''' (11)

'''Intell 600!''' (12-19) (24-29)

'''NightPilot Time!''' (191/2-23)

'''?!006 lletnI''' (30)

'''No more Intell, I'm afraid.''' (31)

'''A-Tech 950!''' (32-38) (41-44)

'''A-Tech 950 is a little broke now.''' (39)

'''A-Tech rides again!''' (40)

'''A-Tech 950!? Alpha Stan!? T-Comp 400X!? What's going on!?''' (45)

'''A-Tech 950 Replaced''' (451/2)

'''E-Mach 1000!''' (46-70)

'''The new age of Arumail!''' (71-84)

'''Action 52 SUCKS!''' (85)

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' take a diarrhea dump in my ear am i right guys '''SKUB:''' I'd rather have a lava dog take a diarrhea dump everywhere than read THESE emails</blockquote>

'''SkyPod!''' (86-?)

==Emails and stuff!==

Big emails, meaing ones with epic battles or serious stuff, are italicised.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i can only hope there's plenty of those '''SKUB:''' Does it note how many buildings are smashed/how many pop starlets are TOTALLY KILLED BECAUSE THEYRE NOT AS GOOD AS FUCKIN AWESOME KORN</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe menu</div>
Emails 
Season 1: The Epic Beginning 
 
1. [[/variations|variations]] 
2. [[/jlammy|jlammy]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh get jackhammer fucked.</blockquote>
3. [[/band|band]] 
4. [[/worst thing|worst thing]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh look, it just links back to this page</blockquote>
5. [[/catchphrase|catchphrase]] 
6. [[/blorf|blorf]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' looks like aruseus is going to check his email... too bad all he'll be checking today is a load of BLAM! '''SKUB:''' Yow</blockquote>
7. [[/adventure|adventure]] 
8. [[/cereal|cereal]] 
9. [[/lappyend|lappy's end???]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I give the next computer two emails tops.</blockquote>
10. [[/jokes|jokes]] 
11. [[/shoe|shoe]] 
12. [[/video game|video game]] 
13. [[/news|news progrum]] 
14. [[/nemesis|nemesis]] 
15. [[/evil|evil]] 
16. [[/tripleemail|triple mail!]] 
17. [[/aot|aruseus of town]] 
18. [[/oddities|oddities]] 
19. [[/funny|funny stuff]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I wonder if this link even ''works''</blockquote>
20. [[/japanese cartoon|Japanese cartoon]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' can't wait for this gem</blockquote>
21. [[/bluefeet|blue feet]] 
22. [[/world's end|world's end]] 
23. [[/music video|music video]] 
24. ''[[/death|death]]'' 
<blockquote class="mft3k">''{cheering is heard from all four riffers}'' </blockquote>
25. [[/kyubii|kyubii]] - pic included 
26. [[/crapmail|crapmail]] 
27. [[/hatefang|hatred of fang]] 
28. [[/movie|movie]] 
29. [[/tripleemail2|triple mail part deuce]] 
30. ''[[/virus|virus]]'' 
 
Season 2: Viruses Won't Stop The Aruman 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' But A Crossbow Will</blockquote>
 
31. [[/letter|made-up letter]] 
32. [[/timemachine|time machine]] 
33. [[/squids|squids]] 
34. ''[[/kraxario|The Legend of Kraxario: A Trip to 30X2]]'' 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Uncle Kraxario was okay but Follow Me gets old after a while</blockquote>
35. [[/danestar|danestar]] 
36. [[/puppetshow|puppet show ideas]] 
37. [[/tripleemail3|triple mail three]] 
38. [[/plates|plates]] 
39. [[/differentbody|different body]] 
40. [[/pvsf|Pter Vs. Fang]] 
41. [[/coffee|coffee]] 
42. [[/moviecritcs|movie critics]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' HELLO IM THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEENWHEENWHEENWHEEN MY BABY VOICE IS ENDEARING AS SHIT</blockquote>
43. [[/horrormovies|horror movies]] 
44. [[/tripleemail4|triple mail four]] 
45. ''[[/virus2|Virus Reloaded]]'' 
46. [[/boredom|boredom]] 
47. [[/random|randomocity]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">''{bluebry throws a pie in chwoka's face and chwoka licks it up with a very big tongue}'' '''CHWOKA:''' mmm, almost as good as tacos!! </blockquote>
48. [[/tripleemail5|the 5th triplemail]] 
49. [[/killer|Killer Riolu]] 
50. [http://tinyurl.com/2cazub demented] <- download it to watch it. 
51. [[/summer|summer plans]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' constant masturbation</blockquote>
52. [[/biketheif|bike theif]] 
53. [[/gaming|systems of gaming]] 
54. [[/skewl|school daze]] 
55. ''[[/ultimatum|ultimatum]]'' 
56. [[/inboxclean|inbox cleaning]] 
57. [[/slumber|slumber party times]] <- Badstar doin this one 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh fucking no</blockquote>
58. [[/movienight|movie night]] 
59. [[/pizza|pizza joint]] 
60. [[/decemberween|decemberween TV]] 
61. [[/yotw|year of the wolf]] 
62. [[/triplets|triplet care]] 
63. [[/tahu|tahu]] 
64. [[/star|starring aruseus]] 
65. [[/kilroy|Kilroy]] 
66. [[/amongbrawlers|Among the Brawlers]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''i love smash bros brawl more than i love muscly dragons splitting themselves apart and god knows i love that''</blockquote>
67. [[/manyq|Many Questions, and a Long Email]] 
68. [[/stuff|I'll grab my stuff!]] 
69. [[/triplemail6|three emails for the sixth time]] 
70. ''[[/strike|The Strike]]'' 
 
Season 3: Ryan and the New Gang 
 
71. [[/IOU|IOU]] 
72. [[/yearbook|yearbooks]] 
73. [[/robbed|robbery]] 
74. [[/cleaning|end-of-spring cleaning]] 
75. ''[[/B4YS|Battle For Your Soul]]'' 
76. [[/fangmail|Fang's Email]] 
77. [[/summer2|summer 2008]] 
78. [[/lifeordeath|life or death?]] 
79. [[/court|OBJECTION!]] 
80. [[/deoxys|deoxys hunt]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh a pokemon crossover awesome cool fantastic</blockquote>
81. [[/theshow|le show]] 
82. [[/plans|dumb plans]] 
83. [[/football|It's A Football! I chisled it!]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">''{okay i'm throwing up now i'm throwing up into the air it's a geyser and i swallow it again and i throw up for infinity}''</blockquote>
84. [[/pokemans|pokemanz]] 
85. [[/action52|action 52]] 
86. [[/girlfriend|girlfriend]] 
87. [[/wolfstarter|Wolf's Pokemon]] 
88. [[/tragedies|tragedies]] 
89. [[/airman|Airman?]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''I WONDER IF THIS MOTHERFUCKER CAN BEAT AIR MAN BECAUSE I HEARD AIR MAN IS UNSTOPPABLE EXCUSE ME, ''EIYA MAN GA TAOSENAI'''''</blockquote>
90. [[/homecoming|homecoming]] 
91. [[/magictricks|magic trickery]] 
92. [[/asianfoods|asian foods]] 
93. [[/questing|questing]] 
94. [[/ib2|inbox cleaning 2]] 
95. [[/birthday|birthday]] 
96. [[/grandpa|grandpa]] 
97. [[/brother|Lucas' brother?!]] 
98. [[/megaman|Megaman]] 
99. [[/triplemail7|Guess what this is number seven]] 
100.[[/media|media]] 
 
Season 4: Aruseus University 
 
101.[[/bts|Back To School?!]] 
102.[[/summercamp|summer camp]] 
103.''[[/msw|murder she wrote]]'' 
104.''[[/Badstar5|murder she wrote 2: courtroom drama]]'' 
105.''[[/msw3|murder she wrote 3: the return]]'' 
106.[[/gender|gender swap]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' why</blockquote>
107.[[/spring|spring break]] 
108.[[/moreq|more effing questions]] 
109.[[/vore|vore fest]] <- new 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' '''''why'''''</blockquote>
110.''[[/armageddon|armageddon]]'' <- Oh ''{bleep}''. 

 
Not Quite Emails

19 1/2: [[/vacation|vacation]] - Aruseus goes on vacation until after email 24 and entrusts Fang with his email show. 
36 1/2: [[/mostemails|most emails]] - Aruseus' show becomes the show with the most emails! 
45 1/2: [[/newcompy|new compy]] - Aruseus gets a new computer. 
68 1/2: [[/brawl|Brawling]] - Aruseus waits for SSBB. 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' sounds exciting!!!</blockquote>
74 1/2: [[/snaps|Brawling 2]] - Aruseus shows us some snapshots in Fan Costumes 'X6 Style. 
105 1/2: [[/baby|Baby]] - The chops have been busted. The ripoff artist gets ripped off. {{Well}} 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' i am the ourobouros of throwing up</blockquote>
107 1/2: [[/110preview|armageddon preview]] - Get a look at the next upcoming email. 
RINGER Music Vids NEW! 
 
1. [[/ProgrammmedToFight|Programmed to Fight]] - Programmed to Fight is a song done by The Megas. It is a remake of the music of CrashMan's stage in MM2, with added words.

{{User:Cyrus/sig}}

Other Stuff

*[[/runninggags|Running Gags]]

</blockquote>

==Rock Opera of sorts==

Includes some Not Quites and Bonus Emails.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Rock opera in progress</div>
[[Aruseus Emails/variations|How]]
[[Aruseus Emails/jlammy|can't]]
[[Aruseus Emails/band|we]]
[[Aruseus Emails/worst thing|surprise]]
[[Aruseus Emails/catchphrase|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/blorf|date]]
[[Aruseus Emails/adventure|down]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cereal|Bluecubes]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lappyend|error]]?
[[Aruseus Emails/jokes|Sweet]]
[[Aruseus Emails/shoe|carp!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/video game|Watch]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ehp i'm dry i'm gonna stop by the snack cart</blockquote>

[[Aruseus Emails/news|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/nemesis|potato]]
[[Aruseus Emails/evil|kick]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail|me,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/aot|untill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/oddities|''I'']]
[[Aruseus Emails/funny|fall]]
[[Aruseus Emails/vacation|away!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/japanese cartoon|Robot]]
[[Aruseus Emails/bluefeet|friends]]
[[Aruseus Emails/world's end|Suudsu]]
[[Aruseus Emails/music video|butt]]
[[Aruseus Emails/death|Laser]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kyubii|bust.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/crapmail|YEAH!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/hatefang|Hear]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movie|plans,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail2|Astromund,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus|there]]
[[Aruseus Emails/letter|obey]]
[[Aruseus Emails/timemachine|floats]]
[[Aruseus Emails/squids|Roundy-man.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kraxario|Father]]
[[Aruseus Emails/danestar|comedy]]
[[Aruseus Emails/puppetshow|sky-high]]
[[Aruseus Emails/mostemails|drive]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail3|kids]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plates|fiery]]
[[Aruseus Emails/differentbody|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pvsf|kicking]]
[[Aruseus Emails/coffee|walls.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/moviecritcs|Whatever]]
[[Aruseus Emails/horrormovies|horrific]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail4|aerodynamic]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus2|peas]]
[[Aruseus Emails/newcompy|used]]
[[Aruseus Emails/boredom|brew]]
[[Aruseus Emails/random|forces]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail5|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/killer|kill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/demented|your]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer|BROTHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/biketheif|Painful]]
[[Aruseus Emails/gaming|Chimp-icide]]
[[Aruseus Emails/skewl|choco-choco-chip!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ultimatum|Best]]
[[Aruseus Emails/inboxclean|chewing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/slumber|be]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movienight|suckiest]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pizza|dish,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/decemberween|Y'all!]]
Algernon solo!
[[Aruseus Emails/yotw|
BLEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRFFFFFF!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplets|Brawlers]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tahu|add]]
[[Aruseus Emails/star|ein]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kilroy|Aura]]
[[Aruseus Emails/amongbrawlers|housebroken]]
[[Aruseus Emails/manyq|fairy.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/stuff|WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail6|STARSTORM!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/strike|Sorry.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/IOU|Bendy straw]]
[[Aruseus Emails/yearbook|runner-up]]
[[Aruseus Emails/robbed|ponder.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cleaning|Ow! Oof! Orf!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/B4YS|Skidoosh.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/fangmail|WUT?!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer2|Mario]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lifeordeath|flat]]
[[Aruseus Emails/court|bailed]]
[[Aruseus Emails/deoxys|cookie...]]
[[Aruseus Emails/theshow|Parker!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plans|Dangerous]]
[[Aruseus Emails/football|landing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pokemans|Pokemon]]
[[Aruseus Emails/action52|scares]]
[[Aruseus Emails/girlfriend|breath]]
[[Aruseus Emails/wolfstarter|Mudkip]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tragedies|method.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/airman|EEP.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/homecoming|Just]]
[[Aruseus Emails/magictricks|beef]]
[[Aruseus Emails/asianfoods|purely]]
[[Aruseus Emails/questing|gotten over]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ib2|trashed.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/birthday|YAHOO!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/grandpa|Grizzled]]
[[Aruseus Emails/brother|GREYSKULL!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/megaman|Doughnuts?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail7|HA!]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'm back what did I miss</blockquote>

[[Aruseus Emails/media|Okkusenman! Okkusenman!]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Skub erupts into a krakatoa, like literally he shoots lava everywhere}''</blockquote>

[[Aruseus Emails/bts|Live on...right?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summercamp|Total]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw|sleuths!]]
[[Objection!/Badstar5|GOTCHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw3|Shinguard]]

'''STILL IN PROGRESS'''

</blockquote>

==Inbox==

Want to email him?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' you know it</blockquote>

Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]].

{{FotF Icon}}

=Closing Comments=

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails

2011-08-24T06:01:59Z

Skub: not done

=Opening Comments=
''{Open to Chwoka on the town, driving in a T-Bird, bitches draped over his arms.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' YEAH FUCK YOU I'M POP STAR KING OF POP!!!

''{Cut to the MFT3K Place. Where is that? Who cares}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm bored. I want to riff something because I'm bored.

'''BLUBY:''' tell me about it

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh! Hey, Zarel Emails had like 10 that we didn't do! Maybe we can go back and do those?

'''BLUBY:''' i ain't in the mood for yellow dragon action

''{Suddenly, Skub enters with a tower of VHS tapes in a wagon.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''I FOUND A FUCKIN GOLDMINE''

'''NACHOMAN:''' What, the new Zarel Emails?

'''SKUB:''' ... Close.

''{Skub takes a VHS from the top of the mountain, careful not to topple it. He shows the tape to his friends who suddenly scream in horror.}''

'''SKUB:''' Yes! ''YEEEEEEES!''

''{Skub turns to the viewer and holds the tape up to them.}''

'''SKUB:''' BEFORE THERE WAS ZAREL THERE WAS

=Aruseus Emails=
[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|center|[[WUW:Fanstuff of the Fortnight|Fanstuff of the Fortnight]], August 1, 2008]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I don't see why we'd riff something of such upstanding quality. Have you seen his award? If not, let me just toss it in your face the second you load the page. '''SKUB:''' Well the problem ''can't'' be that people can't vote for shit! The vox populi always chooses right.</blockquote>

{{profanity}}

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' and really disturbing crap like splitting bodies and vore. can we get a warning for that? '''SKUB:''' Nah we can deal.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
[[Image:Aruseusbanner.PNG]]
[[/???|?]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'd link that but it's a shitty mspaint picture. So let's not bother.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

==Computers==
===Season 1===

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the best fan fictions are the ones that treat themselves like television shows '''SKUB:''' But but but Coach Z Emails :(</blockquote>

==== Lappy 486 ====
Emails: 1 - 9

This is Aruseus' first computer. It comes with e-mail function and good graphics. 5-minute battery life! Yay!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Lappy's Interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's a good thing he rendered this, otherwise we wouldn't know this obscure laptop that is presumably from this cartoon and this one alone.</blockquote>

Unfortunately, the Lappy died in email 9, due to an overload of E's.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' don't do club drugs</blockquote>

==== T-Comp 400X ====
Email: 10, 45

Tom's computer. Can check emails.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' What, no backstory? What about the T-Comp's struggle with alcoholism leading up to a failed suicide? And then he gets eaten by a giant dragon?</blockquote>

<blockquote class="tcomp400x">
The T-Comp's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

The T-Comp 400X died in email 45, when Aruseus tries to re-install Alpha Stan using an infected disc.

==== Intell 600 ====
Emails: 11-19 1/2, 25-30

This is Aruseus' second computer. It is better than the first but works the same.

<blockquote class="aruseus">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Intell's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Sadly, the Intell 600 got hammered after getting a virus.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Geek Squad does fast work.</blockquote>

==== Fang's NightPilot ====
Emails: 19 1/2 - 23

Aruseus goes on vacation and leaves Fang to run his email show. Fang checks Aruseus' email on this.

<blockquote class="aruseusfang">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The NightPilot's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Fang died, so the NightPilot was sold on eStrong.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Where's my spoiler alert you crotchtree</blockquote>

===Season 2===
==== A-Tech 950 ====
Emails: 31-38, 40-45

Aruseus' third computer, bought after the Intell got hammer'd.

<blockquote class="aruseus2">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The A-Tech's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

The A-Tech died in email 45, due to a virus.

==== Taily 400 ====
Email: 39

This is Kyubii's computer.

<blockquote class="kyubii">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Taily's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

===Season 3===

==== E-Mach 1000 ====
Emails: 45 1/2-85

This is Aruseus' 4th computer. Yet again, it's another laptop. It technically came in Season 2, but it's back for more.

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The E-Mach's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Aruseus blew the E-Mach up somehow in a fit of rage.

==== SkyPod ====
Emails: 86 - ?

The SkyPod is a white PDA that Aruseus recieved from Sky Shaymin.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The SkyPod's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

==Scroll Button Songs==
101-105: Checkin emails from college...send me your questions and I'll answer theeeem!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' what an awesome song</blockquote>

100: Well, I'm off to college. Happy 100th email everyone.

91-99: INSERT SCROLL BUTTON SONG HERE.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh, come on! Even ''I'' was ingenious enough to write Coach Z email raps for all my Coach Z Emails. Which was like... eight.</blockquote>

90: Home...I'm scrollin' at home again...

86-89: Well, Shaymin sent me the SkyPod, Fang's joined us, could it get any better down here?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Only if you get forest fire murdered!</blockquote>

76-85: Blue skies, white sand, seizure-inducing arcade games, I'm down the shore!

71-75: Hoo! Hah! Huh! I'm back in white! Don't start a fight! Trust me everything's gonna be alright!

70: I'm going to the Wiki User Wiki. Meet me there!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'll go out of my way ''not'' to!</blockquote>

61-69: Aruseus Emails. Where there's smoke, they pinch back!

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{we haven't even got to the emails and skub is already having a vomit seizure}'' ''{NOT TRUE i'm only pissing all over my pants}''</blockquote>

60: Ooh. Scrolling on Decemberween.

56-59: I love all my emails. I love scroll buttons more!

55: Gonna scroooooooll...check emails...and save the world.

51-54: Livin' large with scroll buttons...

50: Yay for 50 emails! This one's animated. ''{scrolls arrow over "demented"}''

48: Woah! One email over Tampo!

46-47, 49: A-scrolla scrolla. Skuk-Skuh-Skuh-roll buttons.

45 1/2: Check-check-check it out! The E-Mach is here!

45: ''{sigh}'' Still trying to find one... ''{there is no computer, but a note with the email titles}''

38-44: ''{rapping}'' Kids don't play wit 2 many scroll buttons! C'mon C'mon!

37: ARUSEUS EMAILS IS THE FCE WITH THE MOST EMAILS! WAH-HOH! Take THAT, NeoStinkoman!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' HEADLINE: NEOSTINKOMAN COMMITS SHOTGUN SUICIDE AFTER BEING SURPASSED IN AMOUNT OF EMAILS</blockquote>

34-36: Email is shweet! Email is awexome! So is scrolling too!

31-33: Yet again, another new compy.

26-30: ARGBLBLBLBLBL............email is cool.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' please stop being alive</blockquote>

25: This scroll song goes out to my 25th email!

20-24: ''{The Intell 600 sits on the desk with a note saying, "Aruseus is on vacation. He has left Fang to run his show."}''

*Wait 10 seconds and Foxx will walk by.

'''FOXX:''' ''{reads note}'' This cannot end well. ''{leaves}''

14-19: Emails can be awesome, but some just aren't.

11-13: Ahahaha!!! A new computer! A new scroll button too!

9-10: *sigh* I'll miss you, Lappy 486!

6-9: Ooh. Scrolly...and buttony.

1-6: I don't have a sroll button, cuz I just STARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

==Page Titles==

'''Lappy 486!''' (1-8)

'''Farewell, Lappy.''' (9)

'''T-Comp 400X!!!''' (10)

'''Lappy 486? Nope.''' (11)

'''Intell 600!''' (12-19) (24-29)

'''NightPilot Time!''' (191/2-23)

'''?!006 lletnI''' (30)

'''No more Intell, I'm afraid.''' (31)

'''A-Tech 950!''' (32-38) (41-44)

'''A-Tech 950 is a little broke now.''' (39)

'''A-Tech rides again!''' (40)

'''A-Tech 950!? Alpha Stan!? T-Comp 400X!? What's going on!?''' (45)

'''A-Tech 950 Replaced''' (451/2)

'''E-Mach 1000!''' (46-70)

'''The new age of Arumail!''' (71-84)

'''Action 52 SUCKS!''' (85)

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' take a diarrhea dump in my ear am i right guys '''SKUB:''' I'd rather have a lava dog take a diarrhea dump everywhere than read THESE emails</blockquote>

'''SkyPod!''' (86-?)

==Emails and stuff!==

Big emails, meaing ones with epic battles or serious stuff, are italicised.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i can only hope there's plenty of those '''SKUB:''' Does it note how many buildings are smashed/how many pop starlets are TOTALLY KILLED BECAUSE THEYRE NOT AS GOOD AS FUCKIN AWESOME KORN</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe menu</div>
Emails 
Season 1: The Epic Beginning 
 
1. [[/variations|variations]] 
2. [[/jlammy|jlammy]] 
3. [[/band|band]] 
4. [[/worst thing|worst thing]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh look, it just links back to this page</blockquote>
5. [[/catchphrase|catchphrase]] 
6. [[/blorf|blorf]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' looks like aruseus is going to check his email... too bad all he'll be checking today is a load of BLAM! '''SKUB:''' Yow</blockquote>
7. [[/adventure|adventure]] 
8. [[/cereal|cereal]] 
9. [[/lappyend|lappy's end???]] 
10. [[/jokes|jokes]] 
11. [[/shoe|shoe]] 
12. [[/video game|video game]] 
13. [[/news|news progrum]] 
14. [[/nemesis|nemesis]] 
15. [[/evil|evil]] 
16. [[/tripleemail|triple mail!]] 
17. [[/aot|aruseus of town]] 
18. [[/oddities|oddities]] 
19. [[/funny|funny stuff]] 
20. [[/japanese cartoon|Japanese cartoon]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' can't wait for this gem</blockquote>
21. [[/bluefeet|blue feet]] 
22. [[/world's end|world's end]] 
23. [[/music video|music video]] 
24. ''[[/death|death]]'' 
<blockquote class="mft3k">''{cheering is heard from all four riffers}'' </blockquote>
25. [[/kyubii|kyubii]] - pic included 
26. [[/crapmail|crapmail]] 
27. [[/hatefang|hatred of fang]] 
28. [[/movie|movie]] 
29. [[/tripleemail2|triple mail part deuce]] 
30. ''[[/virus|virus]]'' 
 
Season 2: Viruses Won't Stop The Aruman 
 
31. [[/letter|made-up letter]] 
32. [[/timemachine|time machine]] 
33. [[/squids|squids]] 
34. ''[[/kraxario|The Legend of Kraxario: A Trip to 30X2]]'' 
35. [[/danestar|danestar]] 
36. [[/puppetshow|puppet show ideas]] 
37. [[/tripleemail3|triple mail three]] 
38. [[/plates|plates]] 
39. [[/differentbody|different body]] 
40. [[/pvsf|Pter Vs. Fang]] 
41. [[/coffee|coffee]] 
42. [[/moviecritcs|movie critics]] 
43. [[/horrormovies|horror movies]] 
44. [[/tripleemail4|triple mail four]] 
45. ''[[/virus2|Virus Reloaded]]'' 
46. [[/boredom|boredom]] 
47. [[/random|randomocity]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">''{bluebry throws a pie in chwoka's face and chwoka licks it up with a very big tongue}'' '''CHWOKA:''' mmm, almost as good as tacos!! </blockquote>
48. [[/tripleemail5|the 5th triplemail]] 
49. [[/killer|Killer Riolu]] 
50. [http://tinyurl.com/2cazub demented] <- download it to watch it. 
51. [[/summer|summer plans]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' constant masturbation</blockquote>
52. [[/biketheif|bike theif]] 
53. [[/gaming|systems of gaming]] 
54. [[/skewl|school daze]] 
55. ''[[/ultimatum|ultimatum]]'' 
56. [[/inboxclean|inbox cleaning]] 
57. [[/slumber|slumber party times]] <- Badstar doin this one 
58. [[/movienight|movie night]] 
59. [[/pizza|pizza joint]] 
60. [[/decemberween|decemberween TV]] 
61. [[/yotw|year of the wolf]] 
62. [[/triplets|triplet care]] 
63. [[/tahu|tahu]] 
64. [[/star|starring aruseus]] 
65. [[/kilroy|Kilroy]] 
66. [[/amongbrawlers|Among the Brawlers]] 
67. [[/manyq|Many Questions, and a Long Email]] 
68. [[/stuff|I'll grab my stuff!]] 
69. [[/triplemail6|three emails for the sixth time]] 
70. ''[[/strike|The Strike]]'' 
 
Season 3: Ryan and the New Gang 
 
71. [[/IOU|IOU]] 
72. [[/yearbook|yearbooks]] 
73. [[/robbed|robbery]] 
74. [[/cleaning|end-of-spring cleaning]] 
75. ''[[/B4YS|Battle For Your Soul]]'' 
76. [[/fangmail|Fang's Email]] 
77. [[/summer2|summer 2008]] 
78. [[/lifeordeath|life or death?]] 
79. [[/court|OBJECTION!]] 
80. [[/deoxys|deoxys hunt]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh a pokemon crossover awesome cool fantastic</blockquote>
81. [[/theshow|le show]] 
82. [[/plans|dumb plans]] 
83. [[/football|It's A Football! I chisled it!]] 
84. [[/pokemans|pokemanz]] 
85. [[/action52|action 52]] 
86. [[/girlfriend|girlfriend]] 
87. [[/wolfstarter|Wolf's Pokemon]] 
88. [[/tragedies|tragedies]] 
89. [[/airman|Airman?]] 
90. [[/homecoming|homecoming]] 
91. [[/magictricks|magic trickery]] 
92. [[/asianfoods|asian foods]] 
93. [[/questing|questing]] 
94. [[/ib2|inbox cleaning 2]] 
95. [[/birthday|birthday]] 
96. [[/grandpa|grandpa]] 
97. [[/brother|Lucas' brother?!]] 
98. [[/megaman|Megaman]] 
99. [[/triplemail7|Guess what this is number seven]] 
100.[[/media|media]] 
 
Season 4: Aruseus University 
 
101.[[/bts|Back To School?!]] 
102.[[/summercamp|summer camp]] 
103.''[[/msw|murder she wrote]]'' 
104.''[[/Badstar5|murder she wrote 2: courtroom drama]]'' 
105.''[[/msw3|murder she wrote 3: the return]]'' 
106.[[/gender|gender swap]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' why</blockquote>
107.[[/spring|spring break]] 
108.[[/moreq|more effing questions]] 
109.[[/vore|vore fest]] <- new 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' '''''why'''''</blockquote>
110.''[[/armageddon|armageddon]]'' <- Oh ''{bleep}''. 

 
Not Quite Emails

19 1/2: [[/vacation|vacation]] - Aruseus goes on vacation until after email 24 and entrusts Fang with his email show. 
36 1/2: [[/mostemails|most emails]] - Aruseus' show becomes the show with the most emails! 
45 1/2: [[/newcompy|new compy]] - Aruseus gets a new computer. 
68 1/2: [[/brawl|Brawling]] - Aruseus waits for SSBB. 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' sounds exciting!!!</blockquote>
74 1/2: [[/snaps|Brawling 2]] - Aruseus shows us some snapshots in Fan Costumes 'X6 Style. 
105 1/2: [[/baby|Baby]] - The chops have been busted. The ripoff artist gets ripped off. {{Well}} 
107 1/2: [[/110preview|armageddon preview]] - Get a look at the next upcoming email. 
RINGER Music Vids NEW! 
 
1. [[/ProgrammmedToFight|Programmed to Fight]] - Programmed to Fight is a song done by The Megas. It is a remake of the music of CrashMan's stage in MM2, with added words.

{{User:Cyrus/sig}}

Other Stuff

*[[/runninggags|Running Gags]]

</blockquote>

==Rock Opera of sorts==

Includes some Not Quites and Bonus Emails.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Rock opera in progress</div>
[[Aruseus Emails/variations|How]]
[[Aruseus Emails/jlammy|can't]]
[[Aruseus Emails/band|we]]
[[Aruseus Emails/worst thing|surprise]]
[[Aruseus Emails/catchphrase|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/blorf|date]]
[[Aruseus Emails/adventure|down]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cereal|Bluecubes]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lappyend|error]]?
[[Aruseus Emails/jokes|Sweet]]
[[Aruseus Emails/shoe|carp!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/video game|Watch]]
[[Aruseus Emails/news|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/nemesis|potato]]
[[Aruseus Emails/evil|kick]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail|me,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/aot|untill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/oddities|''I'']]
[[Aruseus Emails/funny|fall]]
[[Aruseus Emails/vacation|away!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/japanese cartoon|Robot]]
[[Aruseus Emails/bluefeet|friends]]
[[Aruseus Emails/world's end|Suudsu]]
[[Aruseus Emails/music video|butt]]
[[Aruseus Emails/death|Laser]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kyubii|bust.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/crapmail|YEAH!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/hatefang|Hear]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movie|plans,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail2|Astromund,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus|there]]
[[Aruseus Emails/letter|obey]]
[[Aruseus Emails/timemachine|floats]]
[[Aruseus Emails/squids|Roundy-man.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kraxario|Father]]
[[Aruseus Emails/danestar|comedy]]
[[Aruseus Emails/puppetshow|sky-high]]
[[Aruseus Emails/mostemails|drive]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail3|kids]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plates|fiery]]
[[Aruseus Emails/differentbody|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pvsf|kicking]]
[[Aruseus Emails/coffee|walls.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/moviecritcs|Whatever]]
[[Aruseus Emails/horrormovies|horrific]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail4|aerodynamic]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus2|peas]]
[[Aruseus Emails/newcompy|used]]
[[Aruseus Emails/boredom|brew]]
[[Aruseus Emails/random|forces]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail5|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/killer|kill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/demented|your]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer|BROTHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/biketheif|Painful]]
[[Aruseus Emails/gaming|Chimp-icide]]
[[Aruseus Emails/skewl|choco-choco-chip!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ultimatum|Best]]
[[Aruseus Emails/inboxclean|chewing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/slumber|be]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movienight|suckiest]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pizza|dish,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/decemberween|Y'all!]]
Algernon solo!
[[Aruseus Emails/yotw|
BLEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRFFFFFF!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplets|Brawlers]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tahu|add]]
[[Aruseus Emails/star|ein]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kilroy|Aura]]
[[Aruseus Emails/amongbrawlers|housebroken]]
[[Aruseus Emails/manyq|fairy.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/stuff|WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail6|STARSTORM!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/strike|Sorry.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/IOU|Bendy straw]]
[[Aruseus Emails/yearbook|runner-up]]
[[Aruseus Emails/robbed|ponder.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cleaning|Ow! Oof! Orf!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/B4YS|Skidoosh.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/fangmail|WUT?!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer2|Mario]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lifeordeath|flat]]
[[Aruseus Emails/court|bailed]]
[[Aruseus Emails/deoxys|cookie...]]
[[Aruseus Emails/theshow|Parker!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plans|Dangerous]]
[[Aruseus Emails/football|landing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pokemans|Pokemon]]
[[Aruseus Emails/action52|scares]]
[[Aruseus Emails/girlfriend|breath]]
[[Aruseus Emails/wolfstarter|Mudkip]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tragedies|method.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/airman|EEP.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/homecoming|Just]]
[[Aruseus Emails/magictricks|beef]]
[[Aruseus Emails/asianfoods|purely]]
[[Aruseus Emails/questing|gotten over]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ib2|trashed.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/birthday|YAHOO!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/grandpa|Grizzled]]
[[Aruseus Emails/brother|GREYSKULL!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/megaman|Doughnuts?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail7|HA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/media|Okkusenman! Okkusenman!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/bts|Live on...right?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summercamp|Total]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw|sleuths!]]
[[Objection!/Badstar5|GOTCHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw3|Shinguard]]

'''STILL IN PROGRESS'''

</blockquote>

==Inbox==

Want to email him?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' you know it</blockquote>

Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]].

{{FotF Icon}}

=Closing Comments=

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/variations

2011-08-24T05:39:08Z

Skub: Created page with 'ARUMAIL1: variations Aruseus explains himself in different timezones. Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Aruntosaurus, Caveman Homestar, Pterodactyl Coach Z, Aruseus t...'

ARUMAIL1: variations

Aruseus explains himself in different timezones.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Aruntosaurus, Caveman Homestar, Pterodactyl Coach Z, Aruseus the Steed, Knight, Homestar, The Polka-man, Nick Knackerston, The Sneak, The Homestar Runner, Anthruseus, Cheatball, 1-Up, Anthru-borg, Overlord T, Stinkoman ''{easter egg}'', Bubs ''{easter egg}''

Places: Computer Room, The Cave, Peasantry Field, Knick-knack Stand, 20X6 Field, Overlord T's Fortress, 20X6 Computer Room ''{easter egg}'' The Field ''{easter egg}''

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 1st, 2007

=== Transcript ===

'''ARUSEUS''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': E-mail he, E-mail hoo, E-mail ha, E-mail HA HA!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: variations</div>
Dear Aruseus, 
If you had different variations, what would they be?
 
Curious, 
Sidekick Bob</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Bobby, I guess we'd start out with the prehistoric era, where there would be the viscious Anrontosaurus!

''{Cut to a cave in prehistoric times, where you see a brontosaurus-like Aruseus smash a cave with his tail}''

'''ARUNTOSAURUS:''' ''{roars}''

''{Caveman Homestar walks onscreen}''

'''CAVEMAN HOMESTAR:''' Oh, jlammy. That annoying dinosaur is after us again.

'''ARUNTOSAURUS:''' ''{roars, smashes Caveman Homestar, Coach Z Pterodactyl files in}''

'''COACH Z PTERODACTYL:''' Check it out! The Aruntosaurus can do it again!

''{Cut to a field in Peasantry, where a non-anthro Aruseus, walks onscreen with a knight riding him}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Then in the time of Peasantry, there would live a vailant knight, and I would be his steed!

''{The knight whips the steed}''

'''KNIGHT:''' Move you worthless piece of dung!

''{Cut to Nick Knackertson's stand, in the Old-Timey Era}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' After that, I probably...

''{Homestar runs in}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Wait, wait. I got it. Do you like to dance?

'''ARUSEUS:''' No. Dancing is a waste of my...

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ok. In Old-Timey, you would be...

''{Cut to Nick Knackerston's Nearly Fabulous Knick-Knack Stand}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ...The Polka-man!

''{The Polka-man walks in}''

'''THE POLKA-MAN:''' Yello there, Nick! Do you wanna see me dance?

'''NICK:''' No thank you, I'm tired.

''{The Sneak comes onscreen and steals a knick-knack, but Nick hits him with a flyswatter. The Sneak ends up a splat on the ground. The Homestar Runner Walks in}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, phooey. The Sneak, did you try to steal one of Nick Knackertson's Nearly Fabulous Knick-Knacks?

''{Cut back to Computer Room}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' What!? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! How did you come up with that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I read the transcript.

'''ARUSEUS:''' You can read?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Sorry for bothering your e-mail. I guess I should go.

'''ARUSEUS:''' You better.

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it. Then again I might as well predict who I will be in the future, probably some guy working for some evil alliance bent on taking over the world...

''{Cut to 20X6 Field, Anthruseus is standing there, striking poses}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' Oh yeah! No one can defeat me! I'm strong!

''{Cheatball bounces in}''

'''CHEATBALL:''' Cheatball! ''{explodes}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' ''{flying away}'' AAAAAH!!!

''{Cheatball reappears. 1-Up walks onscreen}''

'''1-UP:''' Hey Cheatball, Did that white furry guy have any pudding? I lost my pudding. I want pudding.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Finally, I would still be in that alliance, but then take over the whole world, and I would be cyborg-ish, and less annoying.

''{Cut to Overlord T's fortress, where he is sitting in a chair}''

'''OVERLORD T:''' Anthru-borg, get me a prawn shake!

'''ANTHRU-BORG''' Oh, all right. ''{flies offscreen, comes back}''

'''OVERLORD T:''' Good! Get me another!

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Bubs. All my variations. Though I didn't really like my Old-Timey version...Ah well, Homestar's an idiot and you can't change that. ''{The Paper comes down, reading "Click here to email Aruseus."}''

''{After about 5 seconds, Aruseus will say something}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{under his breath}'' Polka...ew...

=== Easter Eggs ===
*Click on "variations" to see a cutscene.

''{Cut to a Computer in 20X6, Anthruseus is answering an email}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Bob, back then I was probably be a little taller, and I answered emails!

''{Zooms out, Stinkoman is standing next to Anthruseus}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Get off of MY computer!

''{Cut back to Present-day Computer Room}''

*Click on "Bubs" to see another cutscene.

''{Cut to the Field, Aruseus is in a crawl position, straining, while Bubs is sitting on his back}''

'''BUBS:''' Move you stupid pile of crap!

''{Aruseus collapses, Cut back to Computer Room}''

=== Fun Facts ===

*Sidekick Bob is from Tampo Emails.
*The scene with Anthru-borg is similar to the easter egg in Not-So Zippy Email "massive fail" with Mr. Cradgage and Pyro.
*In the easter egg, Anthruseus mentions his present day form.
*The E-mail song is a parody of the Numa Numa Song.
*The Coach Z bird flying in is a reference to Summer Short Shorts.

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails

2011-08-24T05:20:35Z

Skub: god this is awful thanks for typing out the main and subpage in the links

=Opening Comments=
''{Open to Chwoka on the town, driving in a T-Bird, bitches draped over his arms.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' YEAH FUCK YOU I'M POP STAR KING OF POP!!!

''{Cut to the MFT3K Place. Where is that? Who cares}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm bored. I want to riff something because I'm bored.

'''BLUBY:''' tell me about it

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh! Hey, Zarel Emails had like 10 that we didn't do! Maybe we can go back and do those?

'''BLUBY:''' i ain't in the mood for yellow dragon action

''{Suddenly, Skub enters with a tower of VHS tapes in a wagon.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''I FOUND A FUCKIN GOLDMINE''

'''NACHOMAN:''' What, the new Zarel Emails?

'''SKUB:''' ... Close.

''{Skub takes a VHS from the top of the mountain, careful not to topple it. He shows the tape to his friends who suddenly scream in horror.}''

'''SKUB:''' Yes! ''YEEEEEEES!''

''{Skub turns to the viewer and holds the tape up to them.}''

'''SKUB:''' BEFORE THERE WAS ZAREL THERE WAS

=Aruseus Emails=
[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|center|[[WUW:Fanstuff of the Fortnight|Fanstuff of the Fortnight]], August 1, 2008]]
{{profanity}}
<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
[[Image:Aruseusbanner.PNG]]
[[/???|?]]
</blockquote>

==Computers==
===Season 1===
==== Lappy 486 ====
Emails: 1 - 9

This is Aruseus' first computer. It comes with e-mail function and good graphics. 5-minute battery life! Yay!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Lappy's Interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Unfortunately, the Lappy died in email 9, due to an overload of E's.

==== T-Comp 400X ====
Email: 10, 45

Tom's computer. Can check emails.

<blockquote class="tcomp400x">
The T-Comp's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

The T-Comp 400X died in email 45, when Aruseus tries to re-install Alpha Stan using an infected disc.

==== Intell 600 ====
Emails: 11-19 1/2, 25-30

This is Aruseus' second computer. It is better than the first but works the same.

<blockquote class="aruseus">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Intell's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Sadly, the Intell 600 got hammered after getting a virus.

==== Fang's NightPilot ====
Emails: 19 1/2 - 23

Aruseus goes on vacation and leaves Fang to run his email show. Fang checks Aruseus' email on this.

<blockquote class="aruseusfang">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The NightPilot's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Fang died, so the NightPilot was sold on eStrong.

===Season 2===
==== A-Tech 950 ====
Emails: 31-38, 40-45

Aruseus' third computer, bought after the Intell got hammer'd.

<blockquote class="aruseus2">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The A-Tech's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

The A-Tech died in email 45, due to a virus.

==== Taily 400 ====
Email: 39

This is Kyubii's computer.

<blockquote class="kyubii">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Taily's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

===Season 3===

==== E-Mach 1000 ====
Emails: 45 1/2-85

This is Aruseus' 4th computer. Yet again, it's another laptop. It technically came in Season 2, but it's back for more.

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The E-Mach's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Aruseus blew the E-Mach up somehow in a fit of rage.

==== SkyPod ====
Emails: 86 - ?

The SkyPod is a white PDA that Aruseus recieved from Sky Shaymin.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The SkyPod's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

==Scroll Button Songs==
101-105: Checkin emails from college...send me your questions and I'll answer theeeem!

100: Well, I'm off to college. Happy 100th email everyone.

91-99: INSERT SCROLL BUTTON SONG HERE.

90: Home...I'm scrollin' at home again...

86-89: Well, Shaymin sent me the SkyPod, Fang's joined us, could it get any better down here?

76-85: Blue skies, white sand, seizure-inducing arcade games, I'm down the shore!

71-75: Hoo! Hah! Huh! I'm back in white! Don't start a fight! Trust me everything's gonna be alright!

70: I'm going to the Wiki User Wiki. Meet me there!

61-69: Aruseus Emails. Where there's smoke, they pinch back!

60: Ooh. Scrolling on Decemberween.

56-59: I love all my emails. I love scroll buttons more!

55: Gonna scroooooooll...check emails...and save the world.

51-54: Livin' large with scroll buttons...

50: Yay for 50 emails! This one's animated. ''{scrolls arrow over "demented"}''

48: Woah! One email over Tampo!

46-47, 49: A-scrolla scrolla. Skuk-Skuh-Skuh-roll buttons.

45 1/2: Check-check-check it out! The E-Mach is here!

45: ''{sigh}'' Still trying to find one... ''{there is no computer, but a note with the email titles}''

38-44: ''{rapping}'' Kids don't play wit 2 many scroll buttons! C'mon C'mon!

37: ARUSEUS EMAILS IS THE FCE WITH THE MOST EMAILS! WAH-HOH! Take THAT, NeoStinkoman!

34-36: Email is shweet! Email is awexome! So is scrolling too!

31-33: Yet again, another new compy.

26-30: ARGBLBLBLBLBL............email is cool.

25: This scroll song goes out to my 25th email!

20-24: ''{The Intell 600 sits on the desk with a note saying, "Aruseus is on vacation. He has left Fang to run his show."}''

*Wait 10 seconds and Foxx will walk by.

'''FOXX:''' ''{reads note}'' This cannot end well. ''{leaves}''

14-19: Emails can be awesome, but some just aren't.

11-13: Ahahaha!!! A new computer! A new scroll button too!

9-10: *sigh* I'll miss you, Lappy 486!

6-9: Ooh. Scrolly...and buttony.

1-6: I don't have a sroll button, cuz I just STARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

==Page Titles==

'''Lappy 486!''' (1-8)

'''Farewell, Lappy.''' (9)

'''T-Comp 400X!!!''' (10)

'''Lappy 486? Nope.''' (11)

'''Intell 600!''' (12-19) (24-29)

'''NightPilot Time!''' (191/2-23)

'''?!006 lletnI''' (30)

'''No more Intell, I'm afraid.''' (31)

'''A-Tech 950!''' (32-38) (41-44)

'''A-Tech 950 is a little broke now.''' (39)

'''A-Tech rides again!''' (40)

'''A-Tech 950!? Alpha Stan!? T-Comp 400X!? What's going on!?''' (45)

'''A-Tech 950 Replaced''' (451/2)

'''E-Mach 1000!''' (46-70)

'''The new age of Arumail!''' (71-84)

'''Action 52 SUCKS!''' (85)

'''SkyPod!''' (86-?)

==Emails and stuff!==

Big emails, meaing ones with epic battles or serious stuff, are italicised.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe menu</div>
Emails 
Season 1: The Epic Beginning 
 
1. [[/variations|variations]] 
2. [[/jlammy|jlammy]] 
3. [[/band|band]] 
4. [[/worst thing|worst thing]] 
5. [[/catchphrase|catchphrase]] 
6. [[/blorf|blorf]] 
7. [[/adventure|adventure]] 
8. [[/cereal|cereal]] 
9. [[/lappyend|lappy's end???]] 
10. [[/jokes|jokes]] 
11. [[/shoe|shoe]] 
12. [[/video game|video game]] 
13. [[/news|news progrum]] 
14. [[/nemesis|nemesis]] 
15. [[/evil|evil]] 
16. [[/tripleemail|triple mail!]] 
17. [[/aot|aruseus of town]] 
18. [[/oddities|oddities]] 
19. [[/funny|funny stuff]] 
20. [[/japanese cartoon|Japanese cartoon]] 
21. [[/bluefeet|blue feet]] 
22. [[/world's end|world's end]] 
23. [[/music video|music video]] 
24. ''[[/death|death]]'' 
25. [[/kyubii|kyubii]] - pic included 
26. [[/crapmail|crapmail]] 
27. [[/hatefang|hatred of fang]] 
28. [[/movie|movie]] 
29. [[/tripleemail2|triple mail part deuce]] 
30. ''[[/virus|virus]]'' 
 
Season 2: Viruses Won't Stop The Aruman 
 
31. [[/letter|made-up letter]] 
32. [[/timemachine|time machine]] 
33. [[/squids|squids]] 
34. ''[[/kraxario|The Legend of Kraxario: A Trip to 30X2]]'' 
35. [[/danestar|danestar]] 
36. [[/puppetshow|puppet show ideas]] 
37. [[/tripleemail3|triple mail three]] 
38. [[/plates|plates]] 
39. [[/differentbody|different body]] 
40. [[/pvsf|Pter Vs. Fang]] 
41. [[/coffee|coffee]] 
42. [[/moviecritcs|movie critics]] 
43. [[/horrormovies|horror movies]] 
44. [[/tripleemail4|triple mail four]] 
45. ''[[/virus2|Virus Reloaded]]'' 
46. [[/boredom|boredom]] 
47. [[/random|randomocity]] 
48. [[/tripleemail5|the 5th triplemail]] 
49. [[/killer|Killer Riolu]] 
50. [http://tinyurl.com/2cazub demented] <- download it to watch it. 
51. [[/summer|summer plans]] 
52. [[/biketheif|bike theif]] 
53. [[/gaming|systems of gaming]] 
54. [[/skewl|school daze]] 
55. ''[[/ultimatum|ultimatum]]'' 
56. [[/inboxclean|inbox cleaning]] 
57. [[/slumber|slumber party times]] <- Badstar doin this one 
58. [[/movienight|movie night]] 
59. [[/pizza|pizza joint]] 
60. [[/decemberween|decemberween TV]] 
61. [[/yotw|year of the wolf]] 
62. [[/triplets|triplet care]] 
63. [[/tahu|tahu]] 
64. [[/star|starring aruseus]] 
65. [[/kilroy|Kilroy]] 
66. [[/amongbrawlers|Among the Brawlers]] 
67. [[/manyq|Many Questions, and a Long Email]] 
68. [[/stuff|I'll grab my stuff!]] 
69. [[/triplemail6|three emails for the sixth time]] 
70. ''[[/strike|The Strike]]'' 
 
Season 3: Ryan and the New Gang 
 
71. [[/IOU|IOU]] 
72. [[/yearbook|yearbooks]] 
73. [[/robbed|robbery]] 
74. [[/cleaning|end-of-spring cleaning]] 
75. ''[[/B4YS|Battle For Your Soul]]'' 
76. [[/fangmail|Fang's Email]] 
77. [[/summer2|summer 2008]] 
78. [[/lifeordeath|life or death?]] 
79. [[/court|OBJECTION!]] 
80. [[/deoxys|deoxys hunt]] 
81. [[/theshow|le show]] 
82. [[/plans|dumb plans]] 
83. [[/football|It's A Football! I chisled it!]] 
84. [[/pokemans|pokemanz]] 
85. [[/action52|action 52]] 
86. [[/girlfriend|girlfriend]] 
87. [[/wolfstarter|Wolf's Pokemon]] 
88. [[/tragedies|tragedies]] 
89. [[/airman|Airman?]] 
90. [[/homecoming|homecoming]] 
91. [[/magictricks|magic trickery]] 
92. [[/asianfoods|asian foods]] 
93. [[/questing|questing]] 
94. [[/ib2|inbox cleaning 2]] 
95. [[/birthday|birthday]] 
96. [[/grandpa|grandpa]] 
97. [[/brother|Lucas' brother?!]] 
98. [[/megaman|Megaman]] 
99. [[/triplemail7|Guess what this is number seven]] 
100.[[/media|media]] 
 
Season 4: Aruseus University 
 
101.[[/bts|Back To School?!]] 
102.[[/summercamp|summer camp]] 
103.''[[/msw|murder she wrote]]'' 
104.''[[/Badstar5|murder she wrote 2: courtroom drama]]'' 
105.''[[/msw3|murder she wrote 3: the return]]'' 
106.[[/gender|gender swap]] 
107.[[/spring|spring break]] 
108.[[/moreq|more effing questions]] 
109.[[/vore|vore fest]] <- new 
110.''[[/armageddon|armageddon]]'' <- Oh ''{bleep}''. 

 
Not Quite Emails

19 1/2: [[/vacation|vacation]] - Aruseus goes on vacation until after email 24 and entrusts Fang with his email show. 
36 1/2: [[/mostemails|most emails]] - Aruseus' show becomes the show with the most emails! 
45 1/2: [[/newcompy|new compy]] - Aruseus gets a new computer. 
68 1/2: [[/brawl|Brawling]] - Aruseus waits for SSBB. 
74 1/2: [[/snaps|Brawling 2]] - Aruseus shows us some snapshots in Fan Costumes 'X6 Style. 
105 1/2: [[/baby|Baby]] - The chops have been busted. The ripoff artist gets ripped off. {{Well}} 
107 1/2: [[/110preview|armageddon preview]] - Get a look at the next upcoming email. 
RINGER Music Vids NEW! 
 
1. [[/ProgrammmedToFight|Programmed to Fight]] - Programmed to Fight is a song done by The Megas. It is a remake of the music of CrashMan's stage in MM2, with added words.

{{User:Cyrus/sig}}

Other Stuff

*[[/runninggags|Running Gags]]

</blockquote>

==Rock Opera of sorts==

Includes some Not Quites and Bonus Emails.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Rock opera in progress</div>
[[Aruseus Emails/variations|How]]
[[Aruseus Emails/jlammy|can't]]
[[Aruseus Emails/band|we]]
[[Aruseus Emails/worst thing|surprise]]
[[Aruseus Emails/catchphrase|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/blorf|date]]
[[Aruseus Emails/adventure|down]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cereal|Bluecubes]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lappyend|error]]?
[[Aruseus Emails/jokes|Sweet]]
[[Aruseus Emails/shoe|carp!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/video game|Watch]]
[[Aruseus Emails/news|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/nemesis|potato]]
[[Aruseus Emails/evil|kick]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail|me,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/aot|untill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/oddities|''I'']]
[[Aruseus Emails/funny|fall]]
[[Aruseus Emails/vacation|away!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/japanese cartoon|Robot]]
[[Aruseus Emails/bluefeet|friends]]
[[Aruseus Emails/world's end|Suudsu]]
[[Aruseus Emails/music video|butt]]
[[Aruseus Emails/death|Laser]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kyubii|bust.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/crapmail|YEAH!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/hatefang|Hear]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movie|plans,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail2|Astromund,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus|there]]
[[Aruseus Emails/letter|obey]]
[[Aruseus Emails/timemachine|floats]]
[[Aruseus Emails/squids|Roundy-man.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kraxario|Father]]
[[Aruseus Emails/danestar|comedy]]
[[Aruseus Emails/puppetshow|sky-high]]
[[Aruseus Emails/mostemails|drive]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail3|kids]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plates|fiery]]
[[Aruseus Emails/differentbody|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pvsf|kicking]]
[[Aruseus Emails/coffee|walls.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/moviecritcs|Whatever]]
[[Aruseus Emails/horrormovies|horrific]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail4|aerodynamic]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus2|peas]]
[[Aruseus Emails/newcompy|used]]
[[Aruseus Emails/boredom|brew]]
[[Aruseus Emails/random|forces]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail5|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/killer|kill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/demented|your]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer|BROTHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/biketheif|Painful]]
[[Aruseus Emails/gaming|Chimp-icide]]
[[Aruseus Emails/skewl|choco-choco-chip!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ultimatum|Best]]
[[Aruseus Emails/inboxclean|chewing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/slumber|be]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movienight|suckiest]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pizza|dish,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/decemberween|Y'all!]]
Algernon solo!
[[Aruseus Emails/yotw|
BLEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRFFFFFF!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplets|Brawlers]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tahu|add]]
[[Aruseus Emails/star|ein]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kilroy|Aura]]
[[Aruseus Emails/amongbrawlers|housebroken]]
[[Aruseus Emails/manyq|fairy.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/stuff|WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail6|STARSTORM!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/strike|Sorry.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/IOU|Bendy straw]]
[[Aruseus Emails/yearbook|runner-up]]
[[Aruseus Emails/robbed|ponder.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cleaning|Ow! Oof! Orf!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/B4YS|Skidoosh.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/fangmail|WUT?!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer2|Mario]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lifeordeath|flat]]
[[Aruseus Emails/court|bailed]]
[[Aruseus Emails/deoxys|cookie...]]
[[Aruseus Emails/theshow|Parker!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plans|Dangerous]]
[[Aruseus Emails/football|landing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pokemans|Pokemon]]
[[Aruseus Emails/action52|scares]]
[[Aruseus Emails/girlfriend|breath]]
[[Aruseus Emails/wolfstarter|Mudkip]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tragedies|method.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/airman|EEP.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/homecoming|Just]]
[[Aruseus Emails/magictricks|beef]]
[[Aruseus Emails/asianfoods|purely]]
[[Aruseus Emails/questing|gotten over]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ib2|trashed.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/birthday|YAHOO!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/grandpa|Grizzled]]
[[Aruseus Emails/brother|GREYSKULL!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/megaman|Doughnuts?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail7|HA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/media|Okkusenman! Okkusenman!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/bts|Live on...right?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summercamp|Total]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw|sleuths!]]
[[Objection!/Badstar5|GOTCHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw3|Shinguard]]

'''STILL IN PROGRESS'''

</blockquote>

==Inbox==

Want to email him? Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]].

{{FotF Icon}}

=Closing Comments=

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000

2011-08-24T05:08:51Z

Skub: /* Season 3 (The Gritty Reboot) */

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<center>'''[[Chwoka]]''', '''[[User:Skullbuggy|Skub]]''', '''[[User:Bluebry|Bluebry]]''', '''[[User:NachoMan|NachoMan]]''' hate your stuff. They're big bullies (especially Skub) who hate you and love being mean on the internet.
 
 
<big><big>MYSTERY FANSTUFF THEATER 3000</big></big> Apologies in advance, you baby. You big baby.</center>
== EPISODES ==

=== Season 1 (Doctor Brainfreeze fucking sucks.) ===

# '''[[/Bell Quest|Bell Quest]]''' — SPOOK CLIFF
# '''[[/Raiku Email|Raiku Email]]''' — I know when I see a baby, the first thing I do is interrogate it.
# '''[[/Records of Bell|Records of Bell]]''' — Bell was a self-important author surrogate who's convinced he's the best writer who ever lived, Bling was a retard cat-monster that would probably eat its own foot given enough time and condiments, Tracy's an Anglophile who still thinks the fedora-trench coat combo looks good on any living human being, Sarah's just another Bell but with enough bosom to strangle somebody if they happened to fall in, Don Skull's an obnoxious prick, Daigo's got a robot nutbag and that's unsettling by itself, these two new idiots are from a Jethro Tull song for Christ's sake, Skully B.'s a handsome man with a surprising amount of vomit in his system... oh, speaking of which. ''{dry heave}'' Nope, I'm out. Oh, but let me go on. The author has wasted our time with this abortion of a "comedy" series which has about as much comedy as a morgue has healthy individuals, completely one-dimensional characters with absolutely nothing mitigating their existence and no merit to their personalities whatsoever, the absolute worst setting you can have for any work of fiction, plots that are nonexistant—and on the very rare occasion that they do have a plot, it's just another goddamn fight scene... and have I mentioned the humor? It's the comedy equivalent of a miscarriage; something so awful and tragic that you never want to speak of it again—it's the kind of humor that even 4chan would never laugh at, the kind of jokes that wouldn't cut it in the darkest of comedies, slapstick that barely even qualifies as such; genital mutilation, kicking, punching, none of this is funny! This fiction is the text equivalent of the Holocaust; it's awful, it's disastrous, it's a tragedy, it's a crime against humanity... Bell deserves to have his computer, his paper... anything that he can transcribe ANY sort of writing or art on to, it needs to be destroyed at this very instant. I never want to see his writing again. Until he actually pays attention in English class and doesn't draw huge tits all over everything, I want him never to approach a keyboard again in his life. I never want to see him pick up a pencil... I don't even want him to think about writing.

=== Season 2 (Once More, With NachoMan!) ===

# '''[[/Zarel Emails|Zarel Emails]]''' — YOU IN THE DRINK
# [[/X Is The New Y|X Is The New Y]] — this got gritty ''fast''
# [[/1-Up Emails|Some Early 1-Up Emails]] ''definitely''
# Samtheman hasn't edited since November of 2008 so we assume [[/Samtheman.egg|Samtheman.egg]] is public domain now.
# [[/Pokemon: Strong Bad Version|Pokemon: Strong Bad Version]] — It's a lot like Kingdom Hearts,

=== Season 3 (The Gritty Reboot) ===

# '''[[/You Don'T Know What It Is Like|You Don'T Know What It Is Like]]''' / [[/Spirit|Spirit]] — But upon closer inspection it was just a bag of garbage
# [[/Wikihood|Wikihood]] — dAaAaAaAaA, make me an anime!
# '''[[/I Want To Play A Game|I Want To Play A Game]]''' / '''[[/Homoon emails|Homoon emails]]''' — CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE,
# [[/The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo|The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo]] / [[/Forsythe And Friends|Forsythe And Friends]] — wow. I literally have nothing to say about any of this. I'm just staring blankly as I scroll down the page waiting for something to jump out at me, and nothing does. it's all just the same random wacky humor in all caps, and apparently it's trying to be bad on purpose, but it's just BAD. like, I am seriously getting a headache right now. Even shit like Spirit, where it was long as hell and Japany and stupid and cliche, at least there was stuff to make fun of! riffing on this is like, it's like picking on a retard. I just-- I, what is this supposed to be? What is happening here? Did they really think any of this stuff was funny? I mean they must have, but god! Holy I mean my god jesus this is sickeningly awful. I... I don't know if I can go on with this. You know what I would rather do than read this? I would rather have every single piece of literature I ever read from now on be horrible furry scat porn. I would rather lose my ability to comprehend written text. I would sacrifice a newborn child if it meant that horrible writing like this would never be allowed to exist.
# [[You Know Who I Hate|The World's Greatest]] — This is the greatest series ever and I want to see it animated and I want to voice Henry.

=== Season 4 (I Guess) ===

# Are we going to finish [[/Aruseus Emails|Aruseus Emails?]] Not likely but by God we'll try.

=== Lost Episodes ===

'''DON'T READ THESE OKAY GUYS'''

# '''[[/Absurd Originality|Absurd Originality]]'''
# [[/KPSRTV|KPSRTV]]
# [[/Green Grass and High Tides Forever|Green Grass and High Tides Forever]]
# [[/Absurd Bell Quest|Absurd Bell Quest]]
# if [[/Space-Aged Stupidity|/Space-Aged Stupidity]] was a woman i would make sweet love to her
== OTHER ==

* Before you ask any questions please resort to the '''[[/faq|FAQ]]''' thanks
* '''[[/who|Who]]'''... who is it? Who... who is it? Who... who is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?
* when bluebry goes to strip clubs (which is very often we can assure you) he likes to look at the '''[[/poll|poll]]''' dancers
* oh we also won this thing twice

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CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

User:Skub

2011-08-06T06:52:42Z

Skub:

if i had my way none of this would be shitty

User talk:Skub

2011-08-06T06:51:44Z

Skub: Threw a hissy fit and blanked the page

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo/coolcon

2011-02-13T07:35:50Z

Skub:

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I have seen Hell and it has seen me. '''SKUB:''' Soldier on, man. Only two more to go. '''CHWOKA:''' ''{weeping}'' I don't— I don't think I can take it!</blockquote>

''{A newspaper shows up on the screen.}''

'''NEWSPAPER:''' ''{Reading itself}'' COOLCON '09! Visit today! Favorite stars like... Domo!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' All credibility has been instantly destroyed.</blockquote>

T Pedo! Pedobear! Lemon! Im a bell! Well-spider! Remains of Michael Myers! Jason Voorhees! Freddy Krueger! Japanese Woman! Crazy Man Dancing w/ Dynamite! Leatherface! Big Mac the Macintosh! Apocalypse! Hurricane! Ichigo! Naruto! Chuck Norris! The Dalek Ichigo Killed! Snakezon H4R0H1!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' so basically last episode was already coolcon and we're just retreading ground here. cool, i quess.</blockquote>

And finally...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Bob Saget as Dan Tanner</blockquote>

Talking newspaper!

''{Fade to T Pedo's American home.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''He is watching his American TV Channels on his American TV while sitting on his American couch.''</blockquote>

''Domo is sitting on a couch, watching Scrubs.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Fun fact: The only people I know who say that Scrubs is their favorite sitcom have never actually watched another sitcom. Also, they're all girls.</blockquote>


'''T PEDO:'''''{walks in}'' ...Scrubs? You like that show?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Scrubs: "You Like That Show?" (now on comedy central) '''CHWOKA:''' (all the fucking time)</blockquote>

'''DOMO:''' ''Yes.'' Why don't you like it, Dr. Cox-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' BECAUSE T PEDO IS SUCH A RENOWNED HARDASS CYNICAL BASTARD '''NACHOMAN:''' i wrote this scrubs fanfic based on our life where you're dr. cox and i'm jd</blockquote>

I mean Tim?

'''T PEDO:''' I don't know...

''{A newspaper flys''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' fly like paper</blockquote>

''through the window and hits Domo.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''The wounds are fatal, and as Domo falls to the ground, the only thing that T Pedo can think about is how cool Bell is at everything including writing. Domo bleeds out on the carpet.''</blockquote>

''}''

'''DOMO:''' Damn newsboy...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "but i am but a poor newsie and i need to eat foo-" '''SKUB:''' "BOOTSTRAPS!"</blockquote>

''{Picks up newspaper and reads''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''the comics section only.}''</blockquote>

''}''

T!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Now they've devolved into just calling him by one letter, and that is unacceptable. There is only one man allowed to be named T, and his name starts with a Mister.</blockquote>

Look at this!

'''T PEDO:''' WHAT IS IT D

'''DOMO:''' Candlejack is on the loo-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''{trembling with rage}'' I don't know if I can hold it much longer, Chwoka. I really don't think I can. ''{Skub shakes like a big bowl of jello}'' ''{Unmixed, liquid jello}''</blockquote>

''{Candlejack comes in.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''the air tonight. Ooh lord. Ooh lord.''</blockquote>

''Domo shows him Big Mac''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' THE MAC DADDY '''CHWOKA:''' THE DADDY MAC</blockquote>

''and he takes that instead. Domo then pulls in another Big Mac.}''

'''DOMO:''' Also, Coolcon '09 is tomorrow! Let's bring Big Mac, Lemon, Bell, and us!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' They have to remind themselves to take themselves.</blockquote>

After all, we're VIPs and we get a free flight!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' In what stupid backwards-ass universe are ''these'' people "very important"?</blockquote>

'''T PEDO:''' ...SWEET

'''DOMO:''' Hm, it says VIPS can bring one more. Who should we be?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "I want to be Kurt Russel for a day." '''BLUEBRY:''' let ''me'' be your ''plus one''</blockquote>

'''T PEDO:''' Hmm...

'''IM A BELL:''' I already bought my plane ticket,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Man, these plots are awful plane-centric.</blockquote>

so you can exclude me from the list.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "I'd rather pay to fly than fly for free."</blockquote>

'''DOMO:''' Okay... So now we need two more... BAH LET'S JUST GO WITH YOU, ME, LEMON, AND BIG MAC.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Well, at least we didn't get Ebeneezer Scrooge and Znex and god knows who else out of this.</blockquote>

'''MCDONALDS BIG MAC:''' ME!?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' The Big Mac ''will'' make you large enough to take up two seats! '''''HA ! HA ! HA ! HA !''''' '''SKUB:''' It's funny 'cause I know it's true from experience! '''SKUB:''' Wait did I say funny?</blockquote>

'''DOMO:''' No. The Macintosh

'''MCDONALDS BIG MAC:''' Awww...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''''HA ! HA ! HA ! HA !''''' '''NACHOMAN:''' so is that our new thing now or what '''SKUB:''' Gee golly I ''hope'' so!</blockquote>

'''DOMO:''' Now, let's go.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I O</blockquote>

''{fades''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' worst haircut</blockquote>

''to an airport. Domo and T Pedo shows the VIP to a lady. they go on the plane's first class section''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Aww man! They just went all over the first class section!</blockquote>

''and sit down.}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{walks in and sits down}'' Hey, guys.

'''LEMON:''' Wait, I thought you were going into Coach!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' please! not coach z! '''SKUB:''' i want to go drink dishwashing liquid to get the visions out of my eyes now, THANKS CHWOKA</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' I did, too, but I apparently bought a First Class ticket.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "This is gonna suck. I wish I didn't get so much ''leg'' room it's just I ''hate'' this plane!"</blockquote>

'''DOMO:''' Anyways, I'll look at this cool comic I found at a cafe with this blond.

''{Domo pulls out a comic about competitive motorcycle racing. A man in the comic winks at him and a sketch like hand comes out, inviting Domo to enter his animated world. Domo grabs the hand. Cut to the comic. Through a creative effect they both view each other through a window which shows them (and the cast members) alternately in live action and animated. Cut to real life. The flight aid of the plane comes back to give Domo peanuts, she finds Him missing and believes that he has left without peanuts. She angrily crumples up the comic book and throws it into the wastebasket. As this happens, two of the man's competitors in the race come back for revenge. One, wielding a pipe wrench, smashes the window. The man punches one of the thugs and retreats with Domo into a maze created by the crumpled paper. The man tears a hole so Domo can escape as he faces the two thugs. Domo, heavily ink-stained, reappears on the floor next to the waste basket on the plane, to the surprise of the airport employees and cast.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Skub takes out a bottle of pills. He starts to open it but Chwoka stops him. He mouths the word "later". Skub nods and puts the pills in his cupholder.}''</blockquote>

'''DOMO:''' Well, that was weird.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Can somebody tell me what the point of that scene was?</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

<nowiki></nowiki>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh ''WAS IT''</blockquote>

'''DOMO:''' That guy was just so dreamy... Oh, the plane is landing.

''{It lands}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''{The plane, however, crashes into the sea after a failed improvised landing. Nobody was mourned.}''</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:'''''{sarcastic}'' ...Well THAT was an amazing landing.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "Yeah, plane, land better next time! '''Fuck you, landing!''' Getting me to my destination without crashing and killing everybody just doesn't do it, champ. Overall I give this landing a 4 out of 10.</blockquote>

'''LEMON:''' Oh, was it?

''{The get off the plane and find a guy with a sign saying "DOMO, T PEDO, BIG MAC, BELL, LEMON".''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''He is a dirty hobo and the other side of the sign fortells the apocalypse that comes at their hands.}''</blockquote>

They go to him and step onto a limo.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Dare I ask why we're standing on the roof of the limo?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Usually when people say to "step on it," they mean speed up! But you never know with these three lovable lunatics!</blockquote>

'''DOMO:''' ...I don't know.

''{The step into the limo

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''was quite possibly the most momentous and dangerous step they ever took''</blockquote>

. There are LED lights everywhere. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz1PtyYCrZQ this] is playing on the radio.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Well, you had better do as you are told. You'd better listen to the radio. '''SKUB:''' Hold on let me get that video up. '''SKUB:''' Hahaha it's a zany Beatles/Metallica mixup tribute band! Isn't that clever of whoever thought that up I mean it's ''metal'' and ''pop'' there's ''no way that makes sense''!!</blockquote>

'''T PEDO:''' ...Wait, where are we going again?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''We''<nowiki>'</nowiki>re ''of''f t''o s''ee ''th''e w''iz''ar''d, ''th''e w''on''de''rf''ul ''wi''za''rd ''of'' Oz!</blockquote>

''{Everyone but T Pedo facepalms.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Skub's hand somehow begins to gravitate to his face. Skub looks on in horror at his Idle Hands as they near his face. His silent terror is ignored by his comrades.}''</blockquote>

'''DOMO:''' COOLCON 09 COOLCON 09

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' COUPON BUG DOT COM COUPON BUG DOT COM COUPON BUG DOT COM COUPON BUG DOT COM COUPON BUG DOT COM </BLOCKQUOTE>

'''T PEDO:''' ...Was there ever an '08?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It turns out that 2008 never actually existed. George W. Bush is still President and Frank Caliendo is making more money than ever. ''Welcome to the Bad Future''</blockquote>

'''DOMO:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THIS IS NEW.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' THIS IS THE NEW SHIT.</BLOCKQUOTE>

'''T PEDO:''' OH I SEE

''{The limo stops.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''Hydraulics engage, lift that back end up like dat ass, girl''</blockquote>

''Everyone

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' moon-</blockquote>

walks out of the limo.}''

'''LEMON;''' Here we are.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' once again. i'm toRN INTO PIECES</blockquote>

Coolcon '09.

''{Shows a gold, glowing building saying "Coolcon '09"}''

'''IM A BELL:''' I wonder how much this cost.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's really just a normal, brick-and-mortar building, but Bell and friends are ''fuckin' high as shit''</blockquote>

'''GOLD GLOWING BUILDING:''' Coolcon '09! Coolcon '09!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' high as ''shit''</blockquote>

''{They walk in while doing a bad jig}''

'''IM A BELL:''' DANCE DANCE DANCE ''{trips and falls}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I cite this as support for my argument.</blockquote>

''{They show their VIP passes to a guy and go to their golden booth''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Golden shower booth.</blockquote>

''while doing a bad disco jig}''

'''IM A BELL:''' DISCO DISCO DISCO ''{trips and falls on his afro}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' whAT AFRO. YOU WERE MAKING SOME SEMBLANCE OF SENSE, however ramshackle, FOR MOST OF THIS EPISODE. which just makes this one infraction ALL THE MORE INFURIATING.</blockquote>

''{A small, chubby, stinky kindergartner runs up to the stand}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Unattended.</blockquote>

'''KINDERGATNER:''' ''{to T Pedo}'' Hewwo! Me name Tim wike you!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh, shit— I really don't want to read any more of this. I'm afraid I'll get arrested or something.</blockquote>

'''T PEDO:''' HEY SAY THIS WORD OUT LOUD AND YOU WIN A PRIZE ''{pulls out a sign that says "Candlejack"}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Everything went better than expected!</blockquote>

'''TIM:''' Candajak!

''{Pause. Nothing happens}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' '''~redundant~'''</blockquote>

'''T PEDO:''' Hmm... CANDLEJACK

''{Candlejack runs in. T Pedo gives him Tim.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' If we ever need a scapegoat... ''{Chwoka covers NachoMan's ears and nods silently to the rest of the group, who nod back.}'' '''CHWOKA:''' ...new kid, definitely.</blockquote>

''Candlejack takes Tim and runs off}''

''{Domo does a jig on top of the booth.}''

'''T PEDO:''' RAZZLE DAZZLE ''{runs off}''

''{Five weird teenagers with iPods and Mohawks walk up.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I have a feeling that somebody was beat up at school. A lot. By five weird teenagers with iPods and Mohawks. Walk up.</blockquote>

'''TEENAGER:''' haw haw

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' fnaw fnaw</blockquote>

look at those geeks!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' guys i think the teenagers... are ''us'' '''NACHOMAN:''' Woah man! Don't go blowin' minds so flippantly!</blockquote>

lol... LOL!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Chwoka, I have a premonition! '''CHWOKA:''' What do you mean? '''SKUB:''' Whatever you do, ''don't open your eyes''!'''CHWOKA:''' WHAT DO YOU MEAN '''CHWOKA:''' IS IT A CUP FULL OF SHIT AND YOU HAVE TO DRINK IT</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{sees the iPods,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' What does this guy have against iPods '''BLUEBRY:''' no he doesn't hate them, he just wants them all really badly.</blockquote>

''screeches, starts attacking them}''

''{Lemon and Domo combine their super duper powers to rewind time and pause it. They take the iPods and replace them with normal MP3s.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''Just the mp3s. They are holding something in thier hands what is purely digital.''</blockquote>

''resume.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{screeches, starts attacking the teens}''

''{Lemon and Domo combine their super duper powers to rewind time and pause it. They take the MP3s and replace them with plastic mp3s. resume.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{screeches, starts attacking the teens}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Okay seriously</blockquote>

''{Lemon and Domo combine their super duper powers to rewind time and pause it. They take the plastic MP3s and replace them with apples. resume.}'

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''seriously''</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{screeches, starts attacking the teens}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Boy guys isn't random assault and mugging ''hilarious'', especially when done several times?</blockquote>

''{Lemon and Domo combine their super duper powers to rewind time and pause it. They take the apples and replace them with Im a bell dolls. resume.}

'''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{screeches, rips open a hole in reality, runs into it}''

''{Lemon throws the teens in the hole and puts a patch on the hole.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I remember my old smoking hole, freshamn year. They eventually had to patch everbody who wnet up there, just to stop the cravings after they filled it in.</blockquote>

''Domo smacks Lemon, takes off the patch, takes out Bell, and puts a No-teen patch on it.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' What</blockquote>

''Im a bell smacks Domo and puts a nicotine patch on it. A huge crowd begins Domo, T Pedo, and Lemon dance for them}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Skub is on the ground, weeping.}'' '''SKUB:''' CAN I PLEASE, JUST, '''CHWOKA:''' ''No''! Not yet! ''{Skub cries some more but Bluebry kicks him for being a homo.}''</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' OH GOD THERE BEGINNING TO DOMO RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' YOU WERE MAKING SO MUCH RELATIVE SENSE. '''CHWOKA:''' you were making so much ''sense''... '''CHWOKA:'''why did you have to RUIN it...</blockquote>

'''VOICE:''' This place... This place is

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' sick, let's have some fun, this place is sick, I want to take a ride on your disco stick.</blockquote>

like, going to explode in 5 minutes.

'''IM A BELL:''' OH THANK GOD I WANTED TO DIE

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo: "GOD I WANTED TO DIE"</blockquote>

''{God's Almighty Hand''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' godhand pickle inspector '''SKUB:''' such a fcuking!,....... '''SKUB:''' NERDsf '''CHWOKA:''' okay seriously now you're just making up sbahj comics to reference '''SKUB:''' It's the only thing that keeps me sane :(</blockquote>

''comes in and grabs Big Mac, Lemon, Bell, Domo, and T Pedo, making them safe.

'''IM A BELL:''' DAMMIT

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I DIDN'T WANNA BE SAFE! AND I DIDN'T WANNA RIDE FIRST CLASS EITHER! '''NACHOMAN:''' Despite all his intentions, things just keep turning out right for the poor fella!</blockquote>

''{BOOM.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' , CLAP, BOOM BOOM CLAP.</blockquote>

''{a piece of wall stabs itself into Bell's head}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Hey, I don't blame it. If I got the opportunity, so would I.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' HOLY HELL

''{THEY RUN}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' AND THEY RANNNNN... THEY RAN SO FAR AWAAAY... ''{Chwoka keeps one finger on the same synth key the entire video}''</blockquote>

'''T PEDO:''' IIII'M RUNNING NOW ''{trips on a rock, explodes in a mushroom cloud}''

'''DOMO:''' ATTOMMIIICCC BOMMMMB

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' what does this WHAT DOES THIS have to do with ANYTHING</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:'''''{transforms into what appears to be Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, but with a sword in his afro}'' SUPER FIST OF THE MAKE-THIS-SERIES-EVEN-STUPIDER: RANDOM CRAP

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's just... worse. Than I thought it could ever be.</blockquote>

''{cut to Bell in front of many burning people. His head starts shaking, turns red, and explodes. Then cut to a car. What is love is playing. T pedo, Lemon, and Domo are head bobbing. A vampire wielding a knife appears in the car}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Chwoka is crying tears of anguish and also blood.}''</blockquote>

'''VAMPIRE:''' SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS ''{repeatedly stabs Lemon in the ear}''

'''DOMO:''' ACCIDENT? LIKE YOU BROKE A WINDOW MATT A BABY

'''IM A BELL:''' FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ''{pulls out a knife, repeatedly stabs Lemon in the other ear}''

'''DOMO:''' I'LL TAKE YOUR AIDS ''{Pulls out Big Mac, repeatedly stabs Lemon in the heart}''

'''T PEDO:''' WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WOZZLE ''{repeatedly bites Lemon on the nose}''

'''DOMO:''' NORRRRMAAALLLL SOONG YOU SING IT TO BE NORMAL

''{Cut to the Coolcon remains. There are many corpses and pieces of flaming gold.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''I can't do this any more'' ''{Skub runs out of the theater. Sounds of painful emesis can be heard as Chwoka, NachoMan and Bluebry stare unflinchingly at the screen. After about a minute, Skub ambles back in.}'' '''SKUB:''' I know I was rationing it but ''Jesuchristo''</blockquote>

'''T PEDO:''' ...GOLD ''{touches the burning gold}'' OW. ...GOLD ''{touches the burning gold}'' OW. ...GOLD ''{touches the burning gold}'' OW. ...GOLD ''{touches the burning gold}'' OW. ...G-

''{Bell roundhouse kicks T Pedo in the face}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' This went from being way better than the first episode to way worse than the first episode suprisingly fast. It's like the episode stopped taking its meds and now it can't keep focused for more than three lines.</blockquote>

'''DOMO:''' ... I CALL THE CORPSES

''{Domo starts eating corpses, 10 a minute.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' THIS TV SHOW SUCKS

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Yep</blockquote>

'''DOMO:''' ... AND YOU JUST NOTICED THIS FACT

'''IM A BELL:''' WHY THE HELL ARE WE EVEN IN IT

'''DOMO:''' I DON'T KNOW THIS IS SO DUMB THAT WE'RE YELLING

'''IM A BELL:''' IS ANYONE EVEN WATCHING THIS SHOW

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Yep</blockquote>

'''DOMO:''' Actually, 335 people tuned into the first episode, and 422 for this, really.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' No there is no fucking way</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Neat.

'''DOMO:''' I know, really? Now 426 people have tuned in for this episode.

'''IM A BELL:''' How can you tell?

'''DOMO:''' Well, I'm reading a teleprompter.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Teleprompter? What telepro-

''{A teleprompter falls onto Bell's head, knocking him out. Domo fuses with bell, making Im a Doll, who fuses with Lemon's corpse to make Im a Dollmon. Then, Im a Dollmon forms with T Pedo to make T Dollmondo, who is 50 ft tall. (Tee Doll-mawn-do). T Dollmondo breaks out of the studio and rages over Hollywood}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I read that as "rapes over Hollywood" so there's a funny little tidbit. '''CHWOKA:''' That's it. I'm out. ''{Chwoka places a cardboard cutout of himself in his seat, and leaves.}'' '''SKUB:''' You can't just... you can't just ''leave!'' You still have to riff! '''FAKE CHWOKA:''' ''{playing from tape recorder}'' What? '''SKUB:''' Well, I guess it's mostly the same...</blockquote>

'''T DOLLMONDO:''' GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHL

''{Helicopters and tanks come on''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''FAKE CHWOKA:''' 80s song reference!</blockquote>

''and shoot}''

'''T DOLLMONDO:''' HRAAAAAAAAALLLLLLGH ''{steps on some tanks}''

''{ T Dollmondo realizes he's two feet tall}''

'''T DOLLMONDO:''' ...HHHHHNGHSHNIGGLETTY ''{runs into a wall}''

'''F MATOMA:''' MMMMMPHMAAARRL ''{THIS IS YOUR MOM GO TO BED}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''FAKE CHWOKA:''' This is bad! It's like colorful metaphorical phrase!</blockquote>

'''T DOLLMONDO:''' FLIGGELLLLLLSNM ''{I NO WANNA}''

'''F MATOMA:''' GRRRAAOOUUULLL ''{DON'T MAKE ME PULL OUT THAT KNIFE}''

'''T DOLLMONDO:''' SWAAAAAALLLLL ''{KNIFE WHAT KNIFE} {sees a knife in his chest}'' HNGHGHGHGHLBLBL ''{OH THAT KNIFE}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''FAKE CHWOKA:''' Skub is just "fat" spelled backwards! ''{Skub counts on his fingers.}'' '''SKUB:''' Hey!</blockquote>

''{T Dollmondo turns back into all of the characters, now passed out fade to black. To be continued...? is on the screen}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's like they've found out how to make me hate them the most. '''NACHOMAN:''' There's secretly an ongoing contest between users for who can earn the most Skub scorn. '''SKUB:''' Maybe I should set up a points system or something...</blockquote>

User:Skub/box

2011-02-13T07:33:22Z

Skub: or maybe they can also be forest spirits or whatever, they don't have to be dead GUYS

== Nobu ==
* '''FULL NAME:''' Yamauchi Nobu
* '''NICKNAMES:''' Nobu
* '''AGE:''' 73
* '''SEX:''' Male
* '''SPECIES:''' Tengu (Mountain Goblin)
* '''RELATIVES:'''
** '''FATHER:''' Yamauchi Sanjiro (deceased at 106*, succumbed to illness)
** '''MOTHER:''' Yamauchi Aina (deceased at 119, old age)
** '''WIFE:''' Yamauchi Wakana
** '''SON:''' Yamauchi Katashi
* '''DESCRIPTION:''' Nobu is a fairly tall humanoid, measuring in at a little bit over six feet tall, not counting added height from his getas. He's very well toned, for an old guy—though he does have a bit of a gut from drinking so much beer. His skin is a deep, speckled red, and his hair is scraggly and white with the texture of down (like you'd find on a baby chick!). His sideburns are black and feel rougher, like short human hair. Nobu has a rather plushy mustache and a small patch of scraggly beard under his bottom lip. Nobu's face is extremely wrinkled, seeing as he's been alive for so long. His eyes are sunken into his face, and the piercing yellow of his scleras provide an eerie contrast to the darker skin that surrounds them. Nobu has a long nose that points outward; its end is squared off, somewhat unnaturally. Nobu, like all mountain goblins, has a pair of small wings—functionally useless, since tengu weigh as much as humans do.
* '''BIOGRAPHY:''' Yamauchi Nobu was born atop a mountain to a family of Tengu. There wasn't anything notable about his childhood; he was trained in martial arts, sure, but tengu are brought up to do that from the day they start walking. Nobu spent many of his younger years training, drinking, and loving the ladies, and many of his older years fathering his son Katashi with his loving wife Wakana.
* '''POWERS:'''
** '''COMBAT NOSE:''' Nobu's most distinct power is the ability to extend and retract his sizable schnoz. This can be done at fast enough speed to cause injury to any would-be attackers. If you're wondering if it hurts Nobu, the answer is "slightly"; years of training have hardened Nobu's nose into the formidable weapon it is, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have nerves running through it still. At maximum, Nobu's nose can reach a length of 10 feet.
** '''AGILITY:''' For an old man, Nobu is surprisingly agile. This doesn't mean he's as fast as the wind, nor does it mean he's got the jumping prowess of a spider monkey; Nobu's just kinda quick and you really wouldn't expect that out of a geezer.

<nowiki>*</nowiki> - Tengu have a long lifespan, some getting as old as 130 or more.

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Homoon emails

2011-02-10T03:52:27Z

Skub: /* Closing Comments */

[[Homoon emails|Original]]

= Opening Comments =

[[Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/I Want To Play A Game|<==]]

'''NACHOMAN:''' So what's part two?

'''CHWOKA:''' Homoon emails!

''{The theater falls silent.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I have literally no idea who Homoon is.

'''CHWOKA:''' You know! ...Homoon!

''{Pause.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' I don't really know either. But that doesn't matter now! What really matters here is Homoon emails.

'''SKUB:''' You know, I don't really know who wrote I Want To Play A Game, either.

'''CHWOKA:''' Some guy named Kricitt.

'''BLUEBRY:''' boost mobile

'''CHWOKA:''' Homoon emails is the first thing that was originally from the HRFWiki we've riffed in a while! Everybody excited?

'''NACHOMAN:''' no

'''BLUEBRY:''' no ''GOD''

''{Skub is quietly crying.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Good! Then let's get to riffing I guess!

= Homoon emails =

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' homo on homo off '''BLUEBRY:''' look skub it's not just a ''thing'' you can turn on and off at will alright it's not a ''choice'' '''SKUB:''' That's not what the pastor told me. '''BLUEBRY:''' yeah well he's a fuckin homo</blockquote>

== My emails ==

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' And we're just jumping right into it. No introductory flavor text, no scroll-button raps, heck, not even an inbox! I like this guy. No-nonsense. '''BLUEBRY:''' no no no chwoka don't you see? minimalism</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' See? Even his blockquote is gray and depressing. ''Minimalism!''</blockquote>
#[[/Pie|pie]]
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Already off to a great start.</blockquote>
#[[/pets|pets]]
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' And as soon as it sparked, the literary flame of Homoon emails went out in the wind with nary a flicker.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

= Closing Comments =
'''SKUB:''' This one was also stupid.

'''CHWOKA:''' Goddammit, Skub! You're supposed to be the one who's always angry as shit at everything!

'''SKUB:''' ''Sometimes I don't wanna be ANGRY''

'''CHWOKA:''' But that's all you're good for!

'''SKUB:''' I'm good at... at other things, though!

'''CHWOKA:''' You're good at being tremendous.

''{Skub cries tears and also Cornish game hens.}''

Absurd Pokemon: Strong Bad Edition

2011-02-09T03:13:28Z

Skub: Created page with '''{Strong Bad wakes up in his bed. He sees the sun shining through his window, onto his massive pile of clothes and junk.}'' '''STRONG BAD:''' Holy crap! It's time for me to go...'

''{Strong Bad's gaze is fixed at the floor beneath him. In one hand he holds a steak knife—the other, a bottle of tranquilizers. One would come before the other, if all went according to plan. Strong Bad squeezes his eyes shut for a couple seconds, getting the few tears he has left out of his eyes.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Great Allah, if you... ''{sharp inhale}'' if you have any words... before I go. Please, tell me. If you want to stop me, now's the t-time.

''{Suddenly, Homestar Runner runs in (predictably).}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Bad! How's it goin'?

''{Strong Bad falls silent. He does not turn to greet his friendly rival.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad? Wh-what's wrong?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar. I want you to leave.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But why? Are... are you okay?

''{Strong Bad shudders.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, I'm not okay.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are you... are you sick?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes. Homestar, I'm sick.

''{Homestar tilts his body to see what Strong Bad's holding.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is that a knife?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes.

''{The room falls deathly silent.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, you... ''{voice wavers}'' you don't have to do this!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No. No, I have to.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''No!''

''{Homestar runs up to Strong Bad and grabs the knife. Strong Bad pulls back, and the two engage in a tug-of-war before Strong Bad finally gets the upper hand and pulls the knife away. One can see that Homestar has cut his "hand" during the struggle.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! Put the knife down!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No! No, I won't! I need to do this!

''{Strong Bad opens the bottle of tranquilizers and swallows a fistful.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, in... in just a few seconds, I should be almost out.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''Strong Bad!''

''{Strong Bad puts the knife—droplets of Homestar's blood still hot on the blade—up to his neck.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I won't... I won't feel a thing.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''STRONG BAD!''

''{Strong Bad makes a slit with the knife, and crimson blood begins to ooze out of the wound.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, wh-why? ''Why are you doing this?!''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{trembling}'' Do you... know? How many ''demons'' I have? Do you know... what it's like? The ''stress'' and ''pain'' and ''anguish'' of being ''me?''

''{Strong Bad drops to his knees. Rivulets of blood snake their way down Strong Bad's chest; some streams soaking into his black pants, some dropping onto the carpet, staining it a deep red.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's hard. Homestar, it's ''hard'' to keep living. I'm... I want to get away.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{slowly backing away, reaching for a phone}'' No, Strong Bad, no. No, I'm going to save you.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{coughs}'' Leave me! Leave me be, Homestar!

''{Homestar Runner starts dialing 9-1-1.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No! I'm not letting you die on me! ''{yelling}'' Somebody help! Strong Bad's— Strong Bad's hurt! Get a towel!

''{Cut to a POV shot from Strong Bad's eyes. The world is slowly blurring before his eyes. He can very faintly hear Homestar calling for help on the phone, and he can barely make out the images of The Cheat and Strong Mad coming to save him. Suddenly, he is pinned to the ground by Strong Mad as The Cheat holds a towel to his neck, attempting to stop the bleeding. The world gets more and more dark as the view fades to pitch black.}''

A Day in the Life of NachoMan

2011-02-09T00:59:08Z

Skub: Created page with '''{Dylan awakens in his bed, covers strewn from a rough night's sleep. The harsh Texas sun beats down upon his forehead through his window, and his faithful kitty is snuggled up ...'

''{Dylan awakens in his bed, covers strewn from a rough night's sleep. The harsh Texas sun beats down upon his forehead through his window, and his faithful kitty is snuggled up beside him. Dylan rubs the sands out of his eyes and sits up.}''

'''DYLAN:''' I wonder how many times I can masturbate today?

''{Dylan begins his sexual journey.}''

The Choom Gang Riffs Noxigar's Riffs of The Choom Gang's Riffs/mft3kmain/Bell Quest/6

2011-02-08T22:04:42Z

Skub:

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Fade in. The gang settles in.}''</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm a whiny little peach!<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh dont be so hard on yourself kid</blockquote></blockquote>

'''DEMON BELL:''' What?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' what 
'''BLUEBRY:''' in the butt</blockquote>

'''H44WP:''' The pipes are broken and the toliets overflowing. I'll go call a plumber.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Mario? '''SKULLB:''' Joe the Plumber? Is he here today?</blockquote>

'''DEMON BELL:''' Wait, don't call a plumber! I have a brilliant idea to kill those fools!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Saves ''me'' some work. ... Oh, you mean the ''other'' idiots. Sorry, my bad.</blockquote>

'''H44WP:''' What? No, I was gonna call him SO I CAN EAT HIM!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Why not just eat the pie you're holding?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm a whiny little peach!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Is this what we're getting this time? C-cool. I guess.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''DEMON BELL:'''''{weirded out}'' Uhh... okay, cannibal. Anyway, here's my plan... ''{whispers into H44WP's ear}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' DON'T GET NEAR HIM, HE'LL EAT YOU</blockquote>

'''H44WP:''' You want the water to overflow, thus causing a flood, and they will drown?

'''DEMON BELL:''' Yes, Captain Obvious of the Cannibals, we're gonna do what I just said and you repeated!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Captain Obvious is a cannibal? That doesn't seem too obvious.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Only his name is obvious.</blockquote>

'''H44WP:''' "of the Cannibals"? are you still weirded out about that plumber remark?

'''DEMON BELL:''' Yes. Yes I am.

''{Cut back to the pit. a bunch of dead rats are scatterd

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Every misspelling and grammatical error leaves me a bit more hollow. 
'''CHWOKA:''' You're a robot. That's already pretty hollow.</blockquote>

everywhere. Bellson is dusting off his hands.}''

'''BELLSON:''' I think I got them all.

'''ANOTHER BELLSON:''' Yeah.

'''IM A BELL:''' Two Bellsons? Wait... Uh oh.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS</blockquote>

''{An 8-foot tall rat comes out of a Bellson costume}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' On sale at Party City!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Until it ends up filling shelves unnecessarily.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' yeah then they put it '''on sale''' to liquidate it, duh...</blockquote></blockquote>

'''GIANT RAT:''' SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Bell takes such liberties with language. it is inspiring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm a- NO, IT'S NOT WORTH MIRRORING THE REPETITIVE "HUMOUR"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' What is the difference. What is the difference between your shitty memes and the jokes we use. What is the difference between the "x y is x" jokes that you hold so close to your cripplingly unfunny heart and our "SPOOK CLIFF" joke that was funny at least once. What's the fucking difference you shit. You super shit. '''CHWOKA:''' That was a hell of a lot of vitriol, bud! '''SKUB:''' Just... just cleansing out! Getting all that anger out of my system!</blockquote></blockquote>

''{Bellson rolls his eyes, lifts the rat up and throws him.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' So Homeschool, do you think you could invent something that could get us back up and out

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I can back up and out and in and out and in and out, ifyouknowwhatImean.</blockquote>

of this pit?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Uhh... Okay... I need tea, and a giant Don Patch statue.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' Because these things are readily available. '''SKULLB:''' And again with the ANIME</blockquote>

''{Two hours later}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Okay, here's my invention. The Climing

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ARE YOU GOING TO CLIM THE SPOOK CLIFF?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Actually, I was thinking about making my own Host Segment where I legitimately climb the SPOOK CLIFF.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' SPOOK CLIFF '''SKUB:''' SPOOKC LIFF</blockquote>
But I decided against it.</blockquote>

Don 2000. Just climb the statue out of the hole!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Climb out the statue? What is that even supposed to ''mean''</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' What did you need the tea for?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' I like tea!

'''BELLSON:''' Well, lets go.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Now with twice the let!</blockquote>

''{They get out of the pit. Water drips onto Im a bells forehead.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' I feel like I'm in China all of a sudden.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "That's only a continent away from Japan! *droolz*"</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE IT'S GEOGRAPHICALLY CORRECT.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' no its not theyre both asian '''SKUB:''' Laotian? Is that Chinese or Japanese?</blockquote></blockquote>

Hey, look, we're in an ocean!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ...because oceans can be found in caves near completely dry SPOOK CLIFFs.</blockquote>

Oh, wait. It's just a flood. A FLOOD???!!!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Is it a bad thing that I'm feeling pity for the water for even TOUCHING Bell? '''SKULLB:''' Bell has never touched water, so you probably should.</blockquote>

''{Camera pans out. Everybody is ankle deep in water. Water is flowing out of the walls and celing.}''

'''BELLSON:''' Well, at least things can't get any worse.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh God this is a sign it will get worse</blockquote>

''{The 8 foot tall rat gets out of the pit. He attacks Bellson.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... I don't think that counts as worse...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' What is he implying here? That Bellson is worthless as a person? '''SKULLB:''' Is he implying Bellson ''is'' a person?</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Quick, up the stairs!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait stairs what stairs in a cave or what or are we in a hole and what happened to the climbing-out-statue '''SKULLB:''' They died with Homeschool.</blockquote>

''{Bellson throws the rat again and everybody swims up to the stairs and runs up them, with the water close behind them.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Ahh!!! Run!!!

''{Im a bell charges up the stairs and since he is the second up the stairs and Ebeneezer is first,''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' WHO THE HELL IS EBENEEZER WE ARE ON THE SIXTH CHAPTER AND I DON'T THINK HE'S EVEN SPOKEN '''SKULLB:''' Bah, humbug with minor characters.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You mean Ebeneezer who's been around since Chapter 1 when the entourage was created in the first place?vAnd who's said lines of dialogue at least 2 chapters earlier?<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' yeah who is he '''SKUB:''' It doesn't matter if he's been around or not, ''who is this horrible man?''</blockquote></blockquote>

''Im a bell knock him off the stairs}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Nothing says loving like good old homicide.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ... YAYS!

''{Ebenezeer crashes into everybody else and they fall in the water.}''

''{A devil and an angel appear near Im a bell}''

'''ANGEL:''' Save your friends!

'''DEVIL:''' No, stay up here and live!

''{Im a bell eats the angel}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' What is with this fic and cannibalism? '''SKULLB:''' If this is going to be a vore fic so help me god</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Mmm... Marshmallowy... Anyways, arm stretch!

''{Im a bell's arms stretch down to the floor and brings everybody back to the second floor. 5 seconds later, he pushes Ebeneezer off}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB''' Whatever happened to punctuation</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' It had a big-lipped alligator moment for a few seconds.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Har har har. Doug Walker would be proud.</blockquote></blockquote>

''{The water reaches the floor}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Quick! Into that elevator!

''{They all run down the hall and open the elavator. The 8 foot tall rat is in there.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' This your floor?

'''RAT:'''''{annoyed}'' Scre-ee!

''{the rat exits the elevator and everyone else enters it}''

''{Cut to everybody in the elevator.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Uh-oh! I hear the water! It's coming to fast! We'll never make it in time!

'''BELLSON:''' I'll save us! ''{Bellson's arms burst through the elevator celing. Bellson grabs the rope and pulls the elevator up faster.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Erm... is that even possible?!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</blockquote>

Oh. My. God. Badstar,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "would you look at her butt?" If only Sir Mix-a-lot ''could'' salvage this fic.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Kek, no. He wouldn't want to salvage this "fic".</blockquote>

how can we all fit in this elevator?

'''BADSTAR:''' Uh-oh.

'''IM A BELL:''' Is it just me, or are we randomly changing size and shape? My legs are drifting off into the sunset. Badstar, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

''{Cut to Bellsons arms

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Are there still two of them?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' When ''hasn't'' there been two arms on Bellson?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I can safely say that it beats the hell out of me.</blockquote></blockquote>

''pulling the rope. The rope slowly begins to come apart. Then it becomes a snake. Then it is normal}''

'''FEMALE VOICE:''' We have normality! Anything else you can't cope with is your own problem!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' I call plagiarism.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Who is that?

''{I Am Acidgrrl appears}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' Triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... hey... are you my sister or my niece?

'''I AM ACIDGRRL:''' Both!

'''IM A BELL:''' I'm not ''THAT'' redneck! I'm only half! 

'''BELLSON:''' Hey guys, I could'nt see, whats going on? ''{See's I Am Acidgrrl. Heart's replace his eyes.}''

'''ACIDGRRL:''' Um... Why am I here again? Oh yeah. My brothers and my cousin will be here in two chapters.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' FORESHADOWING '''SKULLB:''' Bell is the master of subtlety.</blockquote>

Are you busy?

'''IM A BELL:''' Besides from hiding from a demonic form of me and a WikiUser, riding an elevator, and escaping a flood, no, why do you ask? Uhh... Bellson... You know she's your 20X6 form's cousin, right?

'''BELLSON:''' Weellll... I'm ''full'' redneck, so I don't care! ''{Hands I Am Acidgrrl some roses.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Acidgrrl, at least ''you'' still keep your dignity, right?

'''ACIDGRRL:''' No. ''{kisses Bellson. Bellson melts and regenerates with a nuclear cannon arm and a power to spit acid}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Theo only thing I will ever need is MORE POWER.</blockquote>

'''BELLSON V2:''' Cool! ''{spits acid in Vegerot's eyes}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Man, all he'll see for weeks are just purple lions.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' What about parading pink elephants- Oh wait, wrong movie.</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:''' MY EYES!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' MEIN EYES!</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' I'm offically weirded out.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' "I'm offically the loser of the spelling bee." 
'''CHWOKA:''' When he says officially, he means officially. He had to write out some forms in triplicate.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Hey, two more elevators.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' This is like that game with the guy. What was that called?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Metal Gear Solid?<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' NONONO that one game with that level? '''SKUB:''' I think I know what you're talking about, it had that guy? '''BLUEBRY:''' yeahyeahyeah that guy was there</blockquote></blockquote>

Bellson, Acidgrrl, you go make out in that one, Vegerot, you go in that one.

'''BADSTAR:''' Thank you.

'''IM A BELL:''' No, thank ''you'' for stopping being a penguin!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' Oh god, double gerunds.</blockquote>

'''EBENEEZER:''' HI!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' FINALLY</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... How did ''you'' get here?!!! ''{pushes Ebeneezer out of elevator}'' Wait, I don't know how I did that. The elevator door's closed!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' People talk like this ''all the time''.</blockquote>

''{Two elevators stop.''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' SO DOES THE ACTION.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Not the elevators our ''{ahem}'' ''heroes'' are in, but elevators nonetheless!</blockquote>

''Everybody gets out of the first elevator. Bellson gets out of the second one.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Doesn't "everybody include Bellson? Do we have 2 Bellsons again? Is Bellson not a body?</blockquote>

'''BELLSON:''' Me and I am Acidgrrl thought it would be kind of creepy to start dating,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "I don't know why! I think it might have been my wolf shirt!"</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Hey, Chwoka. Want to join my one-man wolf pack?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Well, Chwoka? You can't possibly pass up a chance to be in the wolf pack.</blockquote></blockquote>

so we decided to just be friends.

<nowiki></nowiki>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Jst because the text is invisible, doesn't mean you can get away with this '''SKULLB:''' The best part is that he was setting it up for slash fiction OH SWEET JESUS THIS CANT GET ANY DAMN WORSE</blockquote>
<blockquote>''{Chwoka and SkullB. make passionate love on the floor.}'' 
'''NOXIGAR:''' It can.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Well! It did. '''CHWOKA:''' There's really not much I want to do more than die in a chemical fire right now.</blockquote></blockquote>

''{Cut back to Demon Bell and H44WP}''

'''H44WP:''' Okay... So what's our next plan?

'''DEMON BELL:''' Uhh... Okay, here's an idea! LET'S TRY NOT TO DROWN!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' He's assuming they know how to breathe. Which I highly doubt.</blockquote>

'''H44WP:''' Good plan!

'''DEMON BELL:''' Crap, they are almost here!

''{Bellson crashes through the floor and punches H44WP}''

'''H44WP:''' O-ow!


'''DEMON BELL:''' Quick! Tie him up!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' And do it fastly!</blockquote>
<blockquote>''{Noxigar claps}'' 
'''NOXIGAR:''' Nice job.</blockquote>

''{Bellson ties H44WP up}''

'''BELLSON:''' This okay?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Oh, how witty and heroic! '''SKULLB:''' Haha, except it's neither and we're all dead inside.</blockquote>

'''DEMON BELL:''' Yeah, that's a great kno-waitaminute!!!! H44, you're dumb. Bellson, tie yourself up.

'''BELLSON:''' Can do!

''{Bellson ties himself up}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{to Acidgrrl}'' I think you also melted his brain.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' Actually, what an acid does is just merely dissolve substances. It merely breaks them apart. Melting would require heat.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Triiiiiiiiiip.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Um, what does that</blockquote></blockquote>

'''ACIDGRRL:''' This can't be good. I'll go get my brothers. ''{Voips away.}''

'''''END OF CHAPTER 6!!!'''''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' END OF DAYS</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ALL DAY EVERY DAY.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY</blockquote></blockquote>

The Choom Gang Riffs Noxigar's Riffs of The Choom Gang's Riffs/mft3kmain/Bell Quest/5

2011-02-08T21:53:22Z

Skub:

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Hello, everyone!
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' hey</blockquote>
It's time to play "UNFUNNY JOKE REVOLUTION".
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh bitchin!</blockquote>
If you must know, it involves
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' :D</blockquote>
-Nah,
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' D:</blockquote>
not worth it to turn things into gameshow humour.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' but i was soooo excited '''SKUB:''' Did he seriously try and make fun of NachoMan ''minutes'' after his riffs were posted? I mean, that's—that's really ''petty'' of him.</blockquote></blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Count your blessings, kids.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Start counting ''your'' blessings while you're at it.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Where are they?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Who are "they"?</blockquote>

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Those idiots,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Any idiots in particular?</blockquote>

they fell into their own trap!

''{pan down to show H44WP and the newly released Pure Watashi are stuck in a pit}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' He can't see nor hear the people directly below him.</blockquote>

'''PURE WATASHI:''' Don't worry, once I'm Demon Bell, We'll break out of here!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' One insecure little trap. You shouldn't be able to break out of it.</blockquote>

''{Pure Watashi transforms into Demon Bell and breaks out of the pit with H44}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' That was quick.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' She said, with disappointment in her eyes before departing with a metric ton of regret.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' that was good, but the "metric ton" thing sounds nerdy. maybe something like "before departing with a mass of regret tugging at her heart."</blockquote></blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Crap.

''{Demon Bell pushes everybody into the giant mutant rat pit the door shuts. Everthing dark. Only eyes are seen.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' IS EVERTHING DARK A PART OF SPOOK CLIFF? 
'''CHWOKA:''' Become one with Spook Cliff.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Bellson, you are stepping on my foot.

'''BELLSON:''' Uhh... that's not me!

'''MUTANT RAT:''' Screeee!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I didn't see anything about the Mutant Rat entering, so I should assume he was there the entire time. Thus, part of the main cast. Or they could be in mutant-rat land, I don't know, they never described the setting. '''SKULLB:''' Or, perhaps, it just phased into reality. That seems to be working for the author so far.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I thought the setting was described as SPOOK CLIFF.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' SPOOK CLIFF '''SKUB:''' SPOOK '''CLIFF'''</blockquote>
But that's just me.</blockquote>

'''BELLSON:''' Why dos everyhing want to bite my head?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Why dos everyhing have to me misspelled? 
'''CHWOKA:''' I wouldn't immediately assume he wants to eat your head. If I were an inexplicably mutated rat, I would go for the feet first so they can't run away.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Have you ever tasted your head?

'''VEGEROT:'''''{weirded out}'' W-what do you mean by that?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Well, I thought the question was pretty straightforward.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Sarcasm from all angles of the board! ...it's not funny.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' no its not</blockquote></blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Uhhh... lights please!

''{Vegerot lights a match. Camera pans out to show a million giant mutan rats surrounding everybody.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Aha! They were in mutant-rat land, apparently! Or mut'''an'''-rat, as it may be.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' OH CRAP!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Fun fact: exclamation points =/= volume</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Fun fact: Nobody cares.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' okay '''SKUB:''' HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!</blockquote></blockquote>

'''HOMESCHOOL WINNER:''' Hold on. Ba-Weep Gra-Na-Weep Ninnibon!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Klaptu Barada ''Nik''tu!</blockquote>

''{one of the rats bites Ebeneezer's arm}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Why didn't it work? It worked in Transformers, but why not here?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' This, folks, is the smart character.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' NERD!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Coming from ''you''?!</blockquote>

''{Everybody runs away, but Bellson stays.}''

'''BELLSON:''' Uhh... so who likes tacos?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Yeah, nice, nice. Gonna talk about waffles and pie next, o master of random comedy?</blockquote>

'''ALL RATS:''' We do!!!!!

'''BELLSON:''' Well, too bad!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Such charm.</blockquote>

''{Bellson headbutts some of the rats. that sends some rats flying through the air. Rats charge at Bellson, but Bellson delivers a very painful Flying spin kick,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh, come on. Now he's just making stuff up.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Or he's poorly performing karate, to name one out of many martial arts being erroneously used in oh-so-many Hollywood films.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i swear to god you are ignatius j reilly '''SKUB:''' Translate that for people who aren't familiar with what the fuck ever you're referencing.</blockquote></blockquote>

''which sends some rats flying. Some more rats charge at him, but he punches them in the stomach and sends an uppercut to their faces, which sends even more rats flying. The rats run away, scared to death.}''

'''VEGEROT:''' WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FIGHT LIKE THAT!?!?!?!?

'''BELLSON:''' Soul Reaper Academy.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Soul Raper Academy. '''SKULLB:''' How eerily accurate.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Hey, they don't teach you that type of fighting there! I should know. I teach there during my freetime. Ever notice how weak Kenpachi is?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Mary Sue.</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:'''''{weirded out}'' Weak?!!

''{Bellson feels a tapping on his shoulder. He turns around. 100 hundred Extremeley big muscular rats are staring at him. Bellson sighs and starts beating the crap out of the rats.}''

'''BELLSON:''' This is getting annoying.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' OH YES IT IS</blockquote>

Heads up!

''{Bellson hits a rat head into Im a bell with a tennis racket}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Um... EWW!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' How is this man not today's Hemingway or Twain? This writing... this writing... this writing ''is''.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Need any help, Bellson?

'''BELLSON:''' Nah, I got this covered! Oh, I think you can help.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "I've got it all done with, but you can help me finish the job!"</blockquote>

One of those rats are trying to eat Vegerot.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' BE CAREFUL I THINK IT ATE SUBJECT-VERB AGREEMENT</blockquote>

Go stop it.

''{Badstar save Vegerot.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Subject-verb agreement does seem to have gone AWOL. How I envy it. 
'''SKULLB:''' I envies it too, Bluebry. I envies it too.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' AWOL is where you guys should be going as far as this fanfic is concerned.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I think... we were just told? Son?</blockquote></blockquote>

''{1 HOUR LATER...}''

'''H44WP:''' Uhh... Demonic Bellstrom? There's a problem.

'''''END OF CHAPTER 5!'''''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Everyone walks out of the theater. Chwoka carries Skullbuggy}''</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{excited}'' YES! It's- ''{not-so-excited}'' not over.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Wait... wait a minute. Something's not right here. 
'''BLUEBRY:''' what is it, pray tell? '''SKUB:''' It's like... when we make ''fun'' of him... he ''feeds'' off of it and instead converts it into ammunition to make fun of ''us''! 
'''CHWOKA:''' You don't— You don't mean? 
'''SKUB:''' I'm afraid that we... may be eating out of his hands! We are but his puppets! 
'''NACHOMAN:''' Curse our hubris! If only we had known that this is what he wanted us to do all along! 
'''CHWOKA:''' We are the fools! It's us. 
'''BLUEBRY:''' he really is the puppet master, pulling our strings 
'''SKUB:''' IF ONLY WE HAD KNOWN! ''IF ONLY WE HAD KNOWN''!</blockquote></blockquote>

The Choom Gang Riffs Noxigar's Riffs of The Choom Gang's Riffs/mft3kmain/Bell Quest/4

2011-02-08T21:46:33Z

Skub:

''{Everybody is now on a path}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{sing-songy}'' They're off to see the wizard!</blockquote>

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Well, this is the path to the extremely spooky cliff.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''SPOOK'' CLIFF.</BLOCKQUOTE>

'''BELLSON:''' Uhh... Guys? A diamondhead snake just bit my head and I feel kinda funny.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Now how did it get up there? 
'''CHWOKA:''' I have to agree, his legs are pretty large.</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:''' You'll be fine!

''{Bellson starts foaming at the mouth. His eyes turn red.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Can metal objects contract rabies or not? I'd have to consult a book on this one.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Metal objects can rust,
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' only iron rusts</blockquote>
but they can't get rabies.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Thanks???</blockquote></blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Oh. F-

''{Bellson bites Im a bell's neck. Im a bell falls over}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Wait, no. He's a vampire now.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Worst. Cousin. Ever. Badstar, take this-cough-Parsley Fruit...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''Cough'', Parsley Fruit, ''Cough''!</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The theatre's probably old and stuffy, and the dust is finally settling in as this line of dialogue follows through.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Or, he's coughing because he's dying and that's what dying people do in movies. I understood this at the time of writing, as you can see by my steadfast refusal to simply point out things that happen or say facts, besides now. '''CHWOKA:''' In simpler terms, do you want to make this a sperg-off? Because I could wipe the floor with you, and I don't because I don't want to suck.</blockquote></blockquote>

to my son.

'''BADSTAR:''' You don't have a son!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:'''''{angry}'' Well, take it to Bling! oh, and, get the Exploding Nose elexir

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{singing}'' And this is my experimental film! That nobody knows the ending to. I don't know what the ending is, but it's the part that makes your nose explode! '''SKULLB:''' Elexir? Is that a Pokemon?</blockquote>

to bring me back to li-''{dies}''

'''BELLSON:''' W-wha hoppen?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{rapping}'' I said a hip, a hop, a hibby, a hibby-dibby hip hop hip hip hip hip hip hop.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Wrong reference, bro.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' how can a reference be wrong what is the right reference how is that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diiL9bqvalo specific reference] incorrect in any way</blockquote></blockquote>

Uhh... cuz? Oh, I see you're busy being dead. Carry on. Wait a minute... DEAD!?!?! AUGGGHHHHH! ''{Runs around and crashes into a tree. The tree falls on him and kills him.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Dead? Eh, he'll recover from it just as quickly as he did his rabies. 
'''SKULLB:''' And his vampirism. 
'''CHWOKA:''' Does the tree have rabies now? 
'''SKULLB:''' It'll get over it.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Okay, what is more fun to watch, Bell Quest, MFT3K, or JCMovies? I'm going to go with...JCMovies. Because at least the humor there isn't glaringly unfunny.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''You'' try enhancing this trainwreck.</blockquote></blockquote>

''Vegerot's eyes widen}''

'''VEGEROT:''' Uhh... What. The. Crap. Say, Pter, Kyubii, you guys haven't talked much in this fic. How come?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' There are so many characters, not all of them can talk. This isn't a joke. This is just sad. 
'''SKULLB:''' Man, Veh-zhe-rot's getting serious lag.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' A good majority of them talk; he's just asking why some don't.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Yes. He is. Astute observation.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''PTER:''' No idea.

''{cut to Ll e bami & H44WP's base}''

'''H44WP:''' Oh. Holy. Crap. Boss, Im a bell's dead!

'''LL E BAMI:''' Yes. I sensed that.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' HE MUST BE A SITH LORD</blockquote>

Ha. Ha. Ha.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ''{unenthusiastically}'' Ha. Ha. Ha... 
'''CHWOKA:''' Yu know, you gotta give credit where credit is due - that's a REALLY good evil laugh.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I kinda imagined Heath Ledger Joker's laugh. The sarcastic one.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Batman is such a Mary Sue. I mean he's a billionaire and he's got a boatload of gadgets and he nearly always defeats the villain. '''SKUB:''' Batman is number zero in Organization 13 and he has the power to shift back and forth between man and woman, and he's bisexual but he mostly likes chicks.</blockquote></blockquote>

Now my plan can really get in motion. Invert Bling will you?

''{H44WP takes out invert ray. He hits Bling. Bling transforms into Professional Patch}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' And just like that, your pawn is inverted! The amazing new Invert Ray, from Land Future!</blockquote>

'''LL E BAMI:''' Excellent. Patch! Fuse!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' animè</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Stee-rike one (for not being funny)!<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Thanks for explaining that, I was confused as to why you would EVER be making a reference to baseball in this situation I really needed that extra context because '''I am you.''' '''BLUEBRY:''' guys guys if he does a stee-rike two that would be sooo funny '''SKUB:''' ''Holy shit, dog, would it ever''</blockquote></blockquote>

''{P.Patch fuses with one million Kopatches and Ll. They become an optimus prime with P. Patch's head (Watashi Wa Patchi)}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ANIMÈ</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Stee-rike two (for not being funny)!<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Seriously it's like he's not even reading the fic, just the riffs, and so when we comment on something he is endlessly lost. '''BLUEBRY:''' OMG YES HE DID IT '''SKUB:''' SHITTT ''{Bluebry and Skub high five each other on the Space Needle}''</blockquote></blockquote>

'''WATASHI WA PATCHI:''' Hm... excellent. Homsar44, make me some tea. This may take a while.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Isn't watashi the green stuff that comes with sushi?</blockquote>

''{Cut back to the path}''

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Whuh-oh. We better hurry. Ll's already fused with Bling. Oh, by the way... did I tell you Ll's plan?

'''KYUBII:''' No, what?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Did Im a bell ever tell you about his ultimate form, Pure Watashi?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' <big>ANIMÈ</big></blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Foul ball! We'll give you one more chance to batter up with decent humor.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' you first</blockquote>
If you fail, you're out.</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:''' The name seems familiar...

'''ANTI-BLING:''' You see, Im a bell's ultimate form can only be reached with Bling. Im a bell inverts into Ll and Bling inverts into Professional Patch. Patch fuses with one million Kopatches to create Sugoi patchi, which then fuses with Ll. Is this too confusing for you guys?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' <big>SOMEBODY SHOOT MÈÈÈÈÈÈ</big></blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' And he hits a homerun in sheer nihilism!
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' what do you even know what nihilism is '''SKUB:''' He doesn't care.</blockquote>
But that's the only homerun he got in the entire World Series!<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' hey noxigar punchlines justify setups</blockquote></blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Oh yeah.

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Look, to um it up, Ll needs Bling to transform into ''his'' ultimate form, Demon Bell, which can only be rekeased by fusing with Bling and pushing it until he's Pure Watashi which, if the form is stayed in long enough, will transform into Demon Bell.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ...and Demon Bell can fuse with the Six-Star Ladybug of Doom to create Wakizashi Megas-Bell!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Oops, looks like one of the mid-fielders caught the ball. SkullB.'s out until his next turn to bat or until the inning after the next, whichever comes first!<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' you sound like the wikipedia page for baseball '''SKUB:''' It's time for rowdy boys base-ball on the encyclopedia that anybody can edit!</blockquote></blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' And I have to do all of this by myself?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' What? Look, first, you gotta journey to the Amazon for the Exploding Nose Elixir to bring Im a bell back to life.

'''BADSTAR:''' WHAT!?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Jeez-DIDN'T YOU READ IM A BELL'S LAST LINE?!!! Look, I'l take you to the amazon, but I'm takin' everyone to Ll & H44's base, okay?

''{30 MINUTES LATER...}''

''{Badstar is in the amazon}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' [[Wikipedia:Amazon|Which one there are several]]</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S DISAMBIGUATION.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' um '''CHWOKA:''' yes? '''BLUEBRY:''' what do you want a gold star sticker or something '''SKUB:''' It's funny because Noxigar lets us ''know'' it's funny! That's why it's a joke.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:'''W00T!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' nerd</blockquote>
<blockquote>''{Noxigar groans disappointingly}''<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' That was such a disappointing groan. Just shaking my head here. '''SKUB:''' If I could ever unhear a groan it would be this one. ''{tsk}''</blockquote></blockquote>

I have the elixir!

<blockquote><blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' i HAVE the elixir</blockquote></blockquote>

''{a primitive human with a giant nose appears}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' If this is Bell's idea of a Jewish person than he needs a menorah shoved up his tucchis.</blockquote>

'''PRIMITIVE HUMAN:''' Ku-ra?!! C
riii!!! Criii!!! Ka-ko-ru Criii!!!

''{The human (Ju-ra)

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' JEW-ra? Hm... Bell, I'm getting suspicious.</blockquote>

''runs away. Anti-Bling voips in}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Anti-Bling voice over internet protocols in? Does he use Skype I loooooooove Skype</blockquote>

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Uhh... did you just see that?!!

'''BADSTAR:''' Just voip me out of here.

''{100 of those primitive umans

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' There is an Uman, Ukraine, is this what you're referring to?</blockquote>

''run to Badstar. they bow to him}''

'''BADSTAR:''' What the?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' I think it has something to do with that!

''{Anti-Bling points to a giant stone statue that looks suspiciously like Badstar}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Wow, i'm a ruler! Big noses, get me a prawn shake.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' They are not "big noses", you racist, they are Uman-Americans.</blockquote>

'''JU-RA:''' J'ra krru, Criii!!!

''{Ju-ra runs away}''

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Hm... "Criii"... have they been calling you "Criii" a lot?

'''BADSTAR:''' Yeah, they have. What does it mean?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' they don't think of you ''just'' as their leader.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' You had me at CRIII</blockquote>

"Criii" in Native Amazonian  means, well, "Christ".

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' The concept of "Christ" and the word origin itself is a Eurasian concept. HEY THERE INCONSISTENCY</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A NITPICK AMONG SEVERAL ALREADY IN MFT3K.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' okay fuckin' REALLY you're gonna pick on US for nitpicking let's look at some of your other riffs from this very page:

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I think they've got a long ways to go from Hell,Michigan, but that's just me.</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' If you were honestly trying to emulate an MST3K-ish feel to what you were doing, after "Well, this sucks" you would have one of you say "We agree"</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The theatre's probably old and stuffy, and the dust is finally settling in as this line of dialogue follows through.</blockquote>

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Metal objects can rust, but they can't get rabies.</blockquote>

and i could go on. '''SKUB:''' He really can. Please... ''please'' don't make him.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

they think you're their god! Oh, and "J'ra krru" means "right away".

'''BADSTAR:''' Where is that prawn shake?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Right behind you!

''{pan out to show a gigantic prawn shake behind Badstar}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' They are a primitive people, but they can somehow afford blenders and shrimp</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Or maybe they're not primitive after all.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' This is confusing. And not confusing in the campy sort of way, the "I want to die" kind of way.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Yay!

''{Ju-Ra runs torward Badstar screaming. He points to the sky. A big space rock is heading for the amazon.}''

'''ANTI-BLING:''' It's okay! Its only a-SPACE ROCK?!!!!! Uhh... okay, calm down. Badstar, use your god powers. Oh, wait, you don't hsve any. CURSED POWERS DEEEUUUUUUUCE!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' This is confusing. And not confusing in the campy sort of way, the "I want to die" kind of way.</blockquote>

''{Anti-Bling gives Badstar godly powers. LEVEL+1!}''

''{Badstar destroys the space rock}''

'''JU-RA:''' Criii! Chi-ti-de Criii!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' He said "Christ! Thank you, Christ!"


'''BADSTAR:''' Well, lets go!

'''JU-RA:''' Criii? Ltu! Chjaragh! Kenei, Chjaragh!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' I think he wants to come with us. He said, "Christ? No! Don't go! Please, don't go!"

'''BADSTAR:''' People, I am sorry. But a time comes when you must manage on your own. Ju-ra, until I return you shall be the new christ! Goodbye, big noses.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' THEY ARE UMAN-AMERICANS, AND THEY HAVE MADE GREAT CONTRIBUTIONS TO THIS NATION.</blockquote>

I will be back someday.

'''JU-RA:''' Ju-ra... CRIII?!!!! Chi-ti-de Criii!

''{Anti-Bling and Badstar voip away}''

''{Cut to everybody hiding in the bushes in front of the base.}''

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Oh Jebus. They've already reached Watashi Wa Patchi mode. They just need to reach Semi-Pure Watashi, Almost-Pure Watashi,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Not-Quite-As Pure Watashi, Close-to-Pure Wakizashi, Mega-Ultra-So-Close-Pure Wasabi...</blockquote>

Pure Watashi, then it's just a matter of time to Demon Bell. You got the elixir Badstar?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' What happened to the el''e''xir?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The author spellchecked.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' There is literally no excuse for misspelling it and then using the correct one later ''without changing the first''.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' YUP! Now all we have do is bring Im a bell and Bellson back to life!

''{Badstar pours the elixer into Im a bell and Bellson's mouths. Bellson lives, but Im a bell explodes and regenerates}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Oh lord. Uhh... Anti-Bling? W-what level is Ll at?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Watashi Wa Pa-Crap. He's at Semi-Pure Watashi.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' HE'S LEVELING UP SO FAST, HE MUST BE GETTING SOME EPIC EXP</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Hmm... do you got any Parsley Fruit?

'''BADSTAR:''' CRAP! I knew I forgot something. Oh well, lets just go in there and fight!

''{Cut back to H44WP and Semi-Pure Watashi staring at the monitor.}''

'''H44WP:''' Well, this sucks. Hey, didn't we have a pit of giant mutant rats installed yesterday?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Yes, and I can understand how you would miss seeing it since it's loving huge.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' If you were honestly trying to emulate an MST3K-ish feel
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' im just talking about myself but i had never seen mst3k until about a month ago and ive never been going for that ever</blockquote>
to what you were doing, after "Well, this sucks" you would have one of you say "We agree". Since that isn't the case-Oh wait. Defying predictability is always fun no matter who's doing it. Even if it's someone as lame as M. Night Shamalan.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' There is a 5-paragraph essay in just dissecting this... "joke?" '''SKUB:''' Somewhere deep down inside this impenetrable disaster of a joke, there's some hidden rage against M. Night's reimagining of Avatar: The Last Airbender, since that's what nerds seem to hate the most.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''SEMI-PURE WATASHI:''' Yeah, I think your weird pet ate them all.

'''H44WP:''' That explains why it has five arms.

'''SEMI-PURE:''' Look, I just need two more transformations and then I just wait until I'm Demon Bell. You go stall them. Hmm... Okay, I'm Almost-Pure... I mean now!

'''H44WP:''' No need to! I re-installed the pit.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Wait, did the pet eat the pit too? Dude, ditch the rats, use that thing.</blockquote>

''{They run away.}''

''{Everybody enters the base.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Where are they?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Hell. We're all there.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I think they've got a long ways to go from Hell,Michigan, but that's just me.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Look, all we know is that SPOOK CLIFF is close to EVERTHING DARK. '''BLUEBRY:''' chwoka you are ignoring the fact he made a hell, mi joke</blockquote></blockquote>

'''''END OF CHAPTER 4!'''''

The Choom Gang Riffs Noxigar's Riffs of The Choom Gang's Riffs/mft3kmain/Bell Quest/3

2011-02-08T21:36:13Z

Skub:

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh, wait, never mind. God is dead and Bell killed him.</blockquote>

''{The limo swerves around, crashes through a sign that say's

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' HUsgHUIHISDFLEARN YOUR APOSTROPHES</blockquote>

''"You are now leaving free country usa.", and swerves off a cliff.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' VEGEROT! deploy the rocket boosters!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' The combination of all-lower case and stacked exclamation points is hurting my head. 
'''SKULLB:''' how can you not like lower case and exclamation points!!!!!!!!</blockquote>

''{rockets come out of the front of the limo. It is propelled back onto the edge of the cliff. A large metal warhouse is there. cut to the inside of the warehouse}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Missile rockets, or blasting-off rockets?</blockquote>

'''?????:''' Oh, crap. Guys, they're here!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh, crap, they noticed us!</blockquote>

'''????-?????:''' What are we doing here? We are supposed to be on the cliff farther away.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' You have bases on both cliffs? (Clifves? Clivves?)</blockquote>

'''?? ? ????:''' I have an idea to keep them stalled long enough for us to leave.


''{cut back to the limo. a hobo is trying to wash the windows}''

'''HOBO:''' Uhh... wash yer windas ma'am?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' The writer is an inspiration to us all. Look at the liberties he takes with dialects, to the point where it's nigh-not-understandable. 
'''SKULLB:''' OI HURLY GERLY WA DERLY BERLY MAAM</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' If dialects piss you off that much, I would not recommend reading Shakespeare despite the fact he is cool.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Shakespeare was lamer than a lame baby. Hahaha, what's a ''Capulet'' anyhow does that even ''EXIST''??</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:''' For the last time, NO! Wait, did you just call me "ma'am"?!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' So how do you pronounce Vegerot anyway? I like to pronounce it "Ve-zhe-roh", like a fine wine.</blockquote>

''{cut back to inside the warehouse}''

'''????-?????:''' Nice plan!

'''?? ? ????:''' That wasn't my plan!

'''?????:''' Well, what was it then?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "It's a long, well thought-out story and would take several episodes to explain. Let's just skip that, though."</blockquote>

'''?? ? ????:''' ''{Whispers into ????-?????' ear.}''And get the map while you are at it!

''{Cut back to window they do not notice ????? and ?? ? ???? leaving the fake warehouse. They also don't notice ????-????? flying in a small ship thingy.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Well, it's a very long way to this Extremely Spooky Cliff. let's go.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' What happened to SPOOK CLIFF?</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' It won't take that long. Vegerot, warp speed please.

'''VEGEROT:''' It won't work. You see, we used up all it's power the first time.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Blast our dependence on foreign oil!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Implying it's not a hybrid car.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' its not its a limo '''SKUB:''' These "implying" jokes are kinda really getting stale. Aren't you the one who gets pissed off at repetition?</blockquote></blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Crap. Well, everyone, get out. we gotta walk around the cliff to the other cliff-WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT?!!!!

''{????-?????'s ship flies over the limo. the ship latches on, carrying the limo and everyone to the other side of the cliff. When the limo lands, it detaches from the ship}''

''{Everybody get's out. ????-????? laughs eviilly.}''

'''????-?????:''' HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now, to make things harder for you!!! ''{The ship fires lazer blast at everybody.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Is that one ''big'' '''LASER''' or a really ''small'' '''LASER''' that bounces all over the place? 
'''SKULLB:''' Make a 4Chan joke and I'll clothesline you.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Fun fact: Pool's closed. Guess why.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' its winter '''SKUB:''' The "slow kid" pooped.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Oh, my GOD! You destroyed my limo! That costed me Two hundred bucks!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Even smart people double up tenses n Im A Bell land!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You mean ''in'' Im a Bell land, right?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Probably!</blockquote>
</blockquote>

''{pan left to show Vegerot's hair is on fire}''

'''VEGEROT:''' You burned my hair! You're gonna pay! CHEA...TA...HA...ME...HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' sweet merciful christ '''BLUEBRY:''' I don't watch anime to get ''away'' from this kinda stuff</blockquote>

''{Vegerot destroys ????-?????'s ship}''

'''????-?????:''' Ummm.... please don't kill me.

'''VEGEROT:''' Remove the question marks from your name, and I won't. Aw,crap!

'''IM A BELL:''' HA! Now you can't use attacks anymore! ''{to Badstar}'' I made him a bet. If he says something that breaks the Fourth Wall, he can't... use... attacks... Aw crap.

''{????-????? was repairing his ship.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Since when did this story use past tense?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Since several lines of dialogue ago.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' no its—you '''never''' use past tense this way</blockquote></blockquote>

''He get's back in it, starts it, and laughs evilly.}''

''{everyone stares at Im a bell, angry}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... hehe... c'mon guys! You've seen the destruction he's called! Besides, he agreed to the bet!

''{everyone except Im a bell stares at Vegerot, angry}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Wow. ''Everybody'' hates Ve-zhe-roh.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' You shouldn't be anger him. he might attack. Oh, wait, he can't! Haha!

''{A mechanical hand comes out of the ship and snatches the map out of Badstar's hand's}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Where does that thing fit in the ship?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' If I cared about a ship's surface area and volume, I'd probably ask the same thing. But since nobody cares...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I wasn't gonna ask you anyway you ''nerd''. '''NACHOMAN:''' ''FUCK'' DOG THAT WAS HELLA FUNNY!! '''BLUEBRY:''' I RENTED HELLA JETSKIS BROS YOU WANNA RIDE '''NACHOMAN:''' ''oh you know that would be more sick than anythin in the world''</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' What the f-

'''BADSTAR:''' HEY! Did you just se that?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' No, I did not just se that.</blockquote>

He took my screenplay!

'''VEGEROT:''' Uhh... So, that WASN'T the map?

'''BADSTAR:''' No.

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, where is it then?

'''????-?????:''' I stole that too! ''{Holds up map.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' OH, ''{Bleep}''!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I think he actually bleeped himself. What a loser.</blockquote>

''{Everybody stares at Badstar with mouths wide open. (even ????-?????. he drops the map, which somehow has a brick tied to it. It lands on Im a bell's head)}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Whatever happened to.. GRAMMAR?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' It's alive and kicking, but it doesn't care about this fanstuff enough to edit itself.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Aw, holy frickin' sh-Uhh... where's MY bleep?!!

'''?????:'''''{from communicator}'' Uh, boss's dyin'!

''{darkness spills out of Im a bell's head wound and into the communicator}''

'''?????:'''''{from communicator}'' Hey, thank Im a bell. His anti-energy from wounds saved the boss!

''{????-????? picks the map back up and warps away.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ...''{Bleep}''

'''EVERYBODY EXCEPT IM A BELL:''' STOP SAYING ''{Bleep}''

''{????-?????'s communicator falls to the ground}''

'''?? ? ????:'''''{from communicator}'' did you thank him? hello? ''{Peelb}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Drink Mr. Peelb! It's just as good as Dr. Pepepr!</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' A backwards bleep? That can only be one person!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Editing.</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' Senor Cardgage?

'''IM A BELL:''' What? Ew! No, I was talking about King Henry!

'''VEGEROT:''' Uhh... isn't he dead?

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Well, I'm dead?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' You're unsure of this fact?</blockquote>

Do you have a problem with that? Are you racist against dead people? Huh? HUH? HUH?!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ??!?!?!?!!!?</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Ummm... guys? We have problems. We lost the map, we don't know were we are, and our car is destroyed.

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Grrr... Ya know what? I'm outta here. I'll be... food... for the rest of eternity.

'''IM A BELL:''' Can I join you? Dang... Supra sam... destroying 1-up sprite comics...

'''BADSTAR:''' Guys! Cheer up! Bling is depending on us!

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Wait, we're saving Bling?!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' It took them three poorly-written episodes to remember the plot. Good going!</blockquote>

Uhh... forget everything I said about leaving!

'''BELLSON:''' Why?

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Uhh...

''{cut to a laboratory. NeoStinkomech is there. Bling rises from a table}''

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' It's Alive! ALIIIIIIIIVVVE!!!!!!!!

''{cut back to wherever we were just at}''

'''NEOSTINKOMAN:''' No reason.

'''BADSTAR:''' Let's go! Homeschool, do you think you can build a new car?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Well, I need... a twig, a giant model of Don Patch,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ANIME</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You just mentioned that the author liked anime; why are you surprised?<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' hes not its just fuck anime</blockquote></blockquote>

and some tea!

'''IM A BELL:'''''{to himself}'' show-off.

'''BADSTAR:''' Maybe there's another way.''{Looks at Homsar}'' Hmmmm.... I have a plan!

''{Cut to Everybody except Homsar standing on Squeaky.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... Fly... Squeaky?

'''BADSTAR:''' Bell, this is HOMSAR we are talking about.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' THIS IS NO TWO-BIT HOLLYWOOD CELEB, THIS IS HOMSAR.</blockquote>

Sqeauky, don't fly.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' SQEAUKY, DON'T BE A HERO</blockquote>

''{Everybody flies up.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...What is going on? How are they flying? Are plot holes in this season or something?</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' So... how are we gonna get there if we don't have a map?

'''EBENEEZER FINKLEHÖLLER:''' Wha? oh, well, I had the map the whole time!

'''BADSTAR:''' WHAT?!!! GIVE IT HERE!

''{Ebeneezer pulls the map out of his pants}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' His pockets?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Why would he hide a map in pocketless pants?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' The asscrack is nature's manilla folder.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' On second thought, you hold it.

''{Cut back to the lair. The evil guys are staring at the monitor.}''

'''?? ? ????:''' THEY HAVE THE MAP!?!? Anti-Bling, you are so fired!

'''ANTI-BLING (????-?????):'''''{angry}'' One, that ain't our map! I can see it's also a map odf everyone in FCUSA under the age of 20's houses.

'''?????:''' uhh... EW!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' And Two, you idiots aren't supposed to reveal our names until they get here! Okay, Ll?

'''LL E BAMI (?? ? ????):''' Uhh... YOU JUST REVEALED ''MY'' NAME!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Look, the readers obviously have figured that you're Ll by now. "Im a bell's negative energy", "Backwards Bleep", and our freakin' hidden names are just question marks over the letters!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' I knew by the first line, no lie.</blockquote>

'''H44WP:''' Don't call us idiots! We are the most evil guy's ever!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Us evil guy is are the smartest!</blockquote>

YOU ARE FIRED!!!

'''LL E BAMI:''' YEAH! NOW GET OUT OF OUR SIGHT!!!!!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Uhh... Oh MY GOD! Um, jeez, were we even gonna reveal H44WP?!! Oh, and you can keeep the collectors' plates!

''{cut to the Bling search party. Anti-Bling appears}''

'''ANTI-BLING:''' Hi, uhh, look, H44WP fired me, and, I'm joinin' you from now on.

'''IM A BELL:''' Wait, Homsar44withpie is behind this?!!!!

'''ANTI-BLING:''' And Ll e bami!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' e bami? OBAMA? MAYBE THIS WAS MEANT TO TELL THE FUTURE.</blockquote>
<blockquote>''{Noxigar tries to pronounce e bami, then pronounces Obama's name. He shakes his head afterwards.}''<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' noxigar dont shake your head you will say e bami one day!!</blockquote></blockquote>

'''BELLSON:''' Uhh... isn't he supposed to exist if Im a bell's dead?

'''ANTI-BLING:''' I guess not. I'm gonna transport you guy's to the extremeley spooky cliff now.

'''IM A BELL:''' Waitaminute, Ll IS supposed to only exist if i'm dead!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' It's either LL Cool J or Bell. Which one do we want more?</blockquote>

Wait, when was the last time I died?

'''VEGEROT:''' Yesterday. Oh, by the way, you're still dead. I think I can see wings growin' outta your back!

'''IM A BELL:''' Man, once I get Bling, I am going to destroy H44WP!

'''END OF CHAPTER 3! 7 MORE CHAPTERS TO GO!'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh, hell. I mean, oh, ''{Bleep}''.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{imitating Everyone else in Im a bell's entourage}'' NO BLEEPING.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I can bleep if I want to. I can leave my friends behind. '''BLUEBRY:''' ''SICK'' SAFETY DANCE JOKE BROSEPH '''SKUB:''' OH YOU KNOW IT ''{Skub and Bluebry jump the Grand Canyon in their Jeep Wrangler}''</blockquote>

Choom Wikihood/4

2010-11-26T01:47:15Z

Skub: first lil bit

== Summary ==
Try, try, try to understand: Brooks is a magic man! Chwoka wants so bad to help him, but sometimes help isn't appreciated.

== Transcript ==
''{Open: the Choomsville Catholic Church. All the chooms are there, sitting in a pew. Father Jicem is reciting a sermon.}''

'''JICEM:''' And on the first day, God said, "let there be light." And the sky said, "sure!" And the sky turned itself on and God was pretty happy about it...

'''NACHOMAN:''' You know, I don't want to be here.

''{The other chooms don't seem to notice.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' No, I don't. I'm an ''atheist''? So I don't ''believe'' in this—heh!—''sky cake''.

''{Brooks shuffles in his seat. Bluebry coughs.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' God sucks. ''God sucks'' and you're all ''sheep'' and you know what? I watch ''Daria'' and

''{Skub holds his head in his hands and starts trembling in rage.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Hey, Nachoman, can you please just shut your dumb Mexi-hole

'''NACHOMAN:''' Pfft. I'm gonna go smoke outside the church. In spite.

''{NachoMan gets up and leaves.}''

'''JICEM:''' ...and when Cain met up with Abel in the field, Cain was like, "hey, Abel! Can we go over behind that tree for a second?" And Abel said, "why's that?" And Cain said, "oh, no reason, just make sure you bite down on this stick when..."

'''SKUB:''' There's just... something about church. That makes me angry.

'''BROOKS:''' Why's that, Skub?

'''SKUB:''' I don't know, it's just that... religion sucks, is all!

'''BROOKS:''' Why do you think that?

'''SKUB:''' Well, it's just that it makes people into dicks.

'''BROOKS:''' Yeah... kinda.

Skub Emails

2010-11-15T02:54:59Z

Skub:

<blockquote class="skub">
<div><center>skub's email</center></div>
* no emails yet
* [[/inbox]]
</blockquote>

WUW:Blockquotes

2010-11-15T02:52:46Z

Skub:

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Template:Mu

2010-09-23T22:14:25Z

Skub: Protected "Template:Mu" ([edit=sysop] (indefinite) [move=sysop] (indefinite))

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User talk:Skub

2010-09-19T21:50:20Z

Skub: /* dunsparce duns */

what the hell are you doing here {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:23, 6 August 2010 (UTC)
:Am I n-not allowed back

:After my atrocities {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 03:25, 6 August 2010 (UTC)
::I thought that you didn't allow the WUW to come back to you after its atrocities.

::Also, I got Chwoka to respect me a bit more, so hahaha. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:27, 6 August 2010 (UTC)

hey welcome back man wanna hear a funny story

a few weeks ago I played so much phoenix wright that I actually got sick of it

now zoo worships it

that crazy man -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:I am glad to be back and also my consolations!! {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 04:10, 6 August 2010 (UTC)
::I also made this funky objection spinoff -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::: phonics right {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 04:44, 6 August 2010 (UTC)
::::Ninjaduck, you've returned! I've made a lot of [[:File:Jcm.PNG|progress in Inkscape]] and once I get a hang of the shading, I think I'll be on level with your expertise. I hope you and your brother stick around longer; it's been even emptier here without you guys. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:01, 7 August 2010 (UTC)

Get the hell on IRC you bastard {{User:The Noid/sig}} 05:18, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

== #page ==

Dude it's happening! Noid and NachoMan and Brooksie are all back and shit! Conversation is lively when instigated! {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:19, 8 August 2010 (UTC)
we are planning Choomfest 2020 get the HELL IN HERE {{User:The Noid/sig}} 05:25, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

== It's been a long time... ==

How have you been? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 05:31, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
:I have been living it up in New Hampshire with my woodland friends, making God's-eyes and rummaging through the garbage {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 06:22, 14 August 2010 (UTC)
::I take it you don't use AIM anymore. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:41, 15 August 2010 (UTC)

we can put our differences behind us

for science

you monster {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== oh hey ==

{{YouTube|tD6KZ-RTFfo}}

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:56, 23 August 2010 (UTC)

== aaaaw ==

you do care <3 -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== dunsparce duns ==

http://i56.tinypic.com/2aa0wzm.png {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 21:44, 19 September 2010 (UTC)
:hey brooks, suck my inches {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 21:50, 19 September 2010 (UTC)

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/1-Up Emails/boxinggloves2

2010-09-19T21:19:54Z

Skub:

'''1-UP EMAIL 60!'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' in five emails you can reti—''should'' retire</blockquote>

1-Up is emailed the Boxing Glove Email again.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' This just deserves another page ever.</blockquote>

'''Cast (in order of appereance):''' 1-Up, Sticklyman. Jr

== Transcript ==

''{1-Up walks up to the broken Lappy that seems to be more broken then before. In fact, It is so broken that it doesn't work}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh my god this is stupid</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' No! Darn! No Computer... I wish I had the Heavenly 5000...

''{1-Up starts walking towards another graveyard.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' it was just right there '''SKUB:''' Good god''damn'' this is just depressing as shit.</blockquote>

''Another couple of Zombies crawl out of the Grave and start jumping on 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' Aaaaaaahh! ''{Throws them all off and starts running}''

''{Cuts to a desert-type place where there is dirt and darkness everywhere}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "My soul aches from all the pain, my blood spills onto the page,"</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' ''{walks in and sees a thrown-out computer}'' Wow. It is the Widey 3000. That was Stinkoman's Very First Computer. I might give it a shot. ''{Tries to use some tape to put the Widey 3000 back together}'' There. Now to check some email.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Woo hoo. Yeah. Party on.</blockquote>

''{The following email pops up}''

<pre>
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
</pre>

'''1-UP:''' ''{typing}'' I've gotten this email before. Haven't I? I don't have any Boxing Gloves. Let me act you something,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh you have ''got'' to be kidding me '''SKUB:''' Let me ''act'' you somethin', bitch</blockquote>

Mister... Umm... No Name. I am going to change your email using some kind of... device that will change this email.

''{1-Up covers the words he doesn't want with Tape. Now the email has become...''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''a blank screen!''</blockquote>

''}''

How do you <s>type with</s> box<s>ing gloves on</s>?

'''1-UP:''' ''{reading}'' How do you box? ''{typing}'' There is an email worth answering.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Shame we can't find it.</blockquote>

Hmm... I don't know. But, I guess I shall soon find ou-

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' What are you doing here? I killed you.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "Oh I forgot." ''{dies}''</blockquote>

''{1-Up grabs some boxing gloves off the ground and strikes a pose}''

'''1-UP:''' Get ready to fight.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' VEGETAAAAAAAAAA''AAAAAAAAAAAAA'''A'''''</blockquote>

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' This should be easy... I don't need my cyborg mech this time. ''{strikes a pose}''

''{They dash toward each other and leap simultaneously into the air in slow-motion. Freezeframe of 1-Up striking Sticklyman. Jr. Sticklyman. Jr lands on his feet in the background. 1-Up lands in the foreground in a kneeling stance. After a pause, there is a rack-focus to Sticklyman. Jr, who then wavers a bit, and falls flat on his face}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''You don't even know you're already dead''</blockquote>

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' Very well done. Very well done indeed, chosen one.

'''1-UP:''' Thank you.

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' I am sorry... But, I am only following in my father's footsteps... I hope we are still friends...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' the hell</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' We are, my friend. We are.

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' Arg! I am sorry to b-be the one to tell y-y-you this... But, Your father i-i-is d-dead...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''the hell''</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' What?!

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' I'm sorry. But, Sticklyman killed your father. The Living-Dead

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''Zombie''</blockquote>

King is currently moving towards the Lava Zone where he has taken control over Saargtsson. Quickly! run! Saargtsson is thinking about killing your mother...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' How I Killed Your Mother with Neil Patrick Saargtsson</blockquote>

Go! GO NOW!! ''{vanishes}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{Gets up, Starts crying and runs towards the Lava Zone}'' I shall avenge you... Father...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' '''''the hell'''''</blockquote>

''{The Paper comes down}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''WHERE IS PADME''</blockquote>

== Fun Facts ==

*Widey 3000 is from [[Other Character Email Stinkoman|Stinkoman Email]] created by [[User:Futuramaooy|Futuramaooy]].
*The fighting sequence is from "Under Construction"

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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' coughco''ughTEMPLATEcOUGH''</blockquote>

User:Skub/gffg

2010-09-19T19:24:10Z

Skub: Protected "User:Skub/gffg": classique ([edit=sysop] (indefinite) [move=sysop] (indefinite))

<center>Now Showing at the Louvre <big><big><big>'''LE GALERIE FURRIE'''</big></big></big> '''Starring Skully B. as The Onlooker'''</center>

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The furry lifestyle is one of mystery and (to some) horror. On one end of the spectrum, we have people who playfully make animal characters who have wacky adventures! Nothing wrong with that, right? These are the kind of furry characters that might be on Saturday morning cartoons, family-friendly (mostly) critters who have a sense of humor (sometimes). These kind of furries I have no problem with. On the opposite end of the spectrum, we have the furries who seriously believe that they are foxes born into human bodies, and will do anything to get out. That includes drawing furry porn and... that's, uh, that's about it. ''These'' furries are a bit more... not kosher, let's say. I'm not going to go into detail because JCM would probably throw up.

Today, however, I'll be looking at art near the middle of the spectrum. This art, while still kind of cartoony, is plagued with an unfortunate... ''motif''. What is this motif, you ask? Well, it will become quite apparent as we go on.

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HUAAAAAARGH

I

I'm sorry I need to

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH aaaaaugh

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H-hold on. I need to... I-

HUAAAAAARGH

Okay, so here's a picture. This one just BLEEDS angst; from the spiteful words in the background, to the fire behind our lupine friend, to the look of repressed anger in the eyes of the wolf... it appears that the author is lashing out against the oppressive factors in his life, letting out all of his anger with art.

Hah, did I get you going? No, it's actually about Mega Man.

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What we have here is a piece of abstract art. When the cheese-stick man says "I AM MELON", perhaps he is referencing his innermost lust toward his own mother... but what do I know? Abstract art is just what artists call it when they fling paint at their canvases.

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Have you noticed the motif that the artist has chosen to use? If you haven't, it might take a bit to set in. Rest assured, it will become apparent soon enough.

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While you recover from those first few pics, let me show you the artist himself.

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Born a half-dog, half-man, Sir Thomas Jefferson Gearhead II was an artist for most of his life. Why? His father, the oppressive Sir Donahue Gearhead, kept him in his room for all of his life, ashamed of the mongrel he had unwittingly had with the family dog. With nothing to do, save for listen to his nanny's lectures and teachings, Thomas started painting. From that point on, he had spent nearly every waking moment painting. His father was angry with the boy at first, but eventually grew to love the child, hanging his portraits in the den and letting him get fresh air when everybody was asleep. Nowadays, Thomas keeps to himself in a cottage on Nantucket, where he paints seascapes like every other day.

Hah, did you believe it? No, he actually traced over himself with his furry character. I'm serious.

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This painting expresses Thomas' father issues. Probably. That or he actually thinks this is funny.

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How did my cat get in here?

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Yet another instance of the artist's motif. The motif being, of course, crane games.

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Here we have one of Thomas' unfinished works, which he insisted was actually finished. That's a bunch of bull; where are his legs? Nobody lives without legs. That's, like... where your lungs are. Or something. I didn't do too well in Biology.

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'''''HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGHGAYGHGAGGHUAAAAAAARGH'''''

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Thomas was always a fan of football when he was growing up; his father, whose TV room was in the room next to his, had the football game on every Sunday. Naturally, Thomas didn't really know what a football looked like, but he had seen pictures of the players and decided to work on that.

And make it a Pokemon.

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No. No, I liked EarthBound. You stay away from it, okay? You stay well away from it.

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Have you figured it out yet? It turns out the artist is in to something called "modular characters". Basically, that means they can chop off their arms and legs ''and still live''. In fact, most of them seem alright with it.

''?!''

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[http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2333857/ B-B-B-BONER KILLER (linked to for NWS/NMS)]

Oh Jesus Christ I thought I was do'''''HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGH'''''

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COMET GET OUT OF MY ROOM

'''''COMET GET OUT'''''

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Thank you for joining me in this expedition through ''Le Galerie Furrie''. I hope you've enjoyed this insight into the world of furry art.

Oh, and TJ? If you've read this far, thanks for being a good sport about it :3

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Pokemon: Strong Bad Version/Rival's Team

2010-09-19T18:08:52Z

Skub: just this

* Squirtle

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Pokemon: Strong Bad Version/SB's Team

2010-09-19T18:08:41Z

Skub: Created page with '* Charmander (named "Trogdor") * Bulbasaur (named "Sanctuary")'

* Charmander (named "Trogdor")
* Bulbasaur (named "Sanctuary")

Zippy and Monroe: MegaMoon Story/1

2010-08-27T19:14:40Z

Skub: /* Items */

__NOTOC__
=<center>PROLOGUE: DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE</center>=

<center>''When two pals take a tumble down a tunnel, they find they're gonna have a hard time getting out.''</center>

==<center>Section Overview</center>==
=== Characters ===
* '''New'''
** '''Zippy P. Platypus:''' One of the heroes. A plucky purple platypus with a strong sense of justice.
** '''Monroe D. Mallard:''' One of the heroes. A courageous green duck with a sweet ushanka.
** '''Millie:''' A strange blue rabbit-person who finds Zippy and Monroe face down in the forest. Has a kind, charitable heart.
=== Enemies ===
* '''New'''
** '''Stripe:''' A striped beetle. He bumps into you, and that's about it. In this chapter you are ambushed by a couple on the way to Lop-Ear Village.
** '''Arachula:''' A hairy spider with large fangs. It's a miniboss in this chapter, but in a chapter or two they become normal forest enemies. It attacks with biting moves that have the ability to poison; it also spits globs of, well, ''spit'' from a distance.
** '''Weever:''' A smaller spider that backs up Arachula when he's in trouble. These are easy to dispatch but are fairly strong when they bite.

=== Items ===
* '''New'''
** '''Bito Branch:''' A small branch that fell from a tall Bito Tree. They act as swords of sorts, insomuch as that they're used to hit things. Zippy and Monroe are both bestowed one upon entry to the Moonlight World.
** '''Healy Shroom:''' A mushroom plucked from the base of a tree. When ingested, it heals about 20 hit points. Millie gives you a couple of these after the enemy ambush. ''(SECRET: You can also find a Shroom in Zippy's kitchen, in the fridge.)''
** '''Detox Root:''' A nasty tuber from a nasty plant that will flush toxins right out of your body. In this area, Millie gives you one during the battle with Arachula when you are poisoned.

==<center>Section Walkthrough</center>==

=== Cutscene: Stargazing ===
''{Open to the night sky, somewhere over a grassy field. Zoom out to show a small house, nestled on the bottom of a hill. This house is an unorthodox one: made out of what appears to be dirt, with a round door and a couple windows on front. Basically, think a hobbit hole since I'm not really creative. Suddenly, the door opens and a stout purple duck walks out.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Ahh... what a night to go stargazing!

''{Zippy takes in the cold night-time air and walks away from his house. The camera rotates to show a lake opposite to Zippy's house.}''

=== 1-1: Let's Getting Use Controls! ===
''For this part of the chapter, you control ''Zippy'' only.''

After that small cutscene, you are now given free rein. The lakeside area is here to give you a small taste of the controls of this game. A number of sign posts are scattered around the area for you to read, kinda like how Bottles worked in Banjo-Tooie since I'm not really creative. For completeness' sake, I'll transcribe a couple.

The first sign post you'll see is right in front of you, a couple paces forward. Walk toward it and press ''B'' to read it.
* '''Moving About:''' "Hey! I take it since you've come up and read this that you know how to move around! Well, just in case, use the ''analog stick'' on the Wii Nunchuk to walk—or run—around! The more you tilt the analog stick, the faster you'll go! If you want to inch around, tilt it ''very slightly''; if you want to run full-out, hammer that thing! Anything is possible!"

The next sign post you'll see is on top of a raised ledge a little bit away from the lake. Simply jump with ''A'' to get up there and read the sign post.
* '''Jumping Around:''' "Hi! I'm assuming since you got up here that you know how to jump onto ledges! Then again, I can't speak for you, so remember: use the ''A button'' on the Wii Remote to jump! Jumping is real useful: you can cross gaps, you can hop up ledges, and you can even hit switches! Isn't it lovely~?"

The next sign post is near the side of the lake, next to a couple crates and rocks. Walk or run over there and read it.
* '''Interaction:''' "'Hoy! I guess since you're reading this, you know how to talk and interact with people and things! If you got lucky, I'll tell you now: use the ''B button'' on that Wii Remote you're holding to talk and interact! Depending on the action, a small prompt will appear above your head: if there's a speech bubble, you can talk! If there's a hand icon, you can lift! There's a lot you can do, and I can't tell you all of them, so go out and interact with everything you can!"

Just for safe measure, pick up and toss a couple of rocks and crates. There's nothing inside them, but it's good practice!

The next sign post is on an island in the middle of the lake. Swim over there by getting in the water and moving about as you would on land. Get on the island and read it!
* '''Swimming:''' "Hay! I see that you've managed to swim over here! That's great, but just to be sure, I'll tell you this: swim by moving the ''analog stick'' on your Wii Nunchuk! It's just like walking, really! Diving is a bit harder: press the ''Z button'' on your Wii Nunchuk to descend into the water! When you're underwater, press the ''A button'' to ascend and surface. Otherwise, you can swim just as you do up top! Oh, and don't tell anybody else, but you can jump when you're in the water! That's an easy way to get out!"

There's one last sign that's a tad hidden away. There's a bluff on the other side of the lake with a small crawlspace between a boulder and, uh, another boulder. Beside the crawlspace is a sign post. Read it, why not?
* '''Crouching and Crawling:''' "Huh? Oh, can you crouch? Well, if you can't (or you're pulling my leg), I'll let you know! Press the ''Z button'' on your Wii Nunchuk to get into the crouching position! It's a handy maneuver, if only because you can crawl when you're crouching. Just use the ''analog stick'' on the Wii Nunchuk like you're walking, and you'll get on the ground and start crawlin'! Try getting through that crawlspace right in front of you: maybe there's something there! Oh, and don't let this get out—it's a trade secret, mind you!—but pressing the ''Z button'' while you jump will let you stomp the ground! It's handy when you've got some weak ground under your feet that you need out of the way!"

There ''is'' something in the crawlspace, but that can wait for a bit. For now, head back to the lake and collect some stuff. Some secret stuff.

First off, deep beneath the lake is a small tunnel. Fortunately, both Zippy and, as you will see later, Monroe can swim without needing to take a breather, so this should be fairly simple. Follow the underwater tunnel to a tiny little hideaway where you will find a secret collectible: the '''Mint-In-Box Zippy Figurine'''! This is one of many MIB Figurines you will find all across the game. Getting them all won't get you any new super powers, nor will it get you some sort of secret ending where Aeris comes back to life. What it ''will'' do is a secret to everyone. For now.

After grabbing the Zippy figurine, go back under the water and out of the lake. Next thing you want to do is head back to your house. It'll let you, don't worry! Once you get home, you'll find that it's actually pretty big. This, by the way, is the first time you'll ever see all of Zippy's house in 3D. Sorta like SBCG4AP, in a way! Anyhow, you'll want to head to Zippy's bedroom—you'll find it when you see the pink carpeting—and crawl under his bed to find another MIB Figurine! This one is the '''Mint-In-Box Monroe Figurine'''!

Next, head to Zippy's kitchen. Check the fridge and you'll find a '''Healy Shroom'''! How did it get there? Nobody really knows, since they grow far, far away.

You can go to Zippy's living room for another, less important secret. You can interact with the television here to see a couple of easter eggs! Other than that, it's not getting you any points or anything.

Finally, you should finish up your business in Zippy's house by heading to his basement to find another MIB Figurine; this one is the '''Mint-In-Box Zippy and Monroe Figurine Double Pack'''! It's totally different from those other two you got.

Now, you're finished with Zippy's House, so go to the lake again and head to the bluff. Crawl through the crawlspace and trigger a cutscene...

=== Cutscene: Rabbit Hole ===

Zippy and Monroe: MegaMoon Story/fig

2010-08-27T19:13:17Z

Skub: Created page with '__NOTOC__ =<center>MINT-IN-BOX FIGURINES</center>= ''<center>You've gotta catch 'em all!</center>'' == Gallery == === Prologue === * '''ZIPPY''' ** '''Descriptio...'

__NOTOC__
=<center>MINT-IN-BOX FIGURINES</center>=

''<center>You've gotta catch 'em all!</center>''

== Gallery ==
=== Prologue ===
* '''ZIPPY'''
** '''Description:''' ''Everybody's favorite platypus! With his red band-a-nana and stylish Chuck Taylors, he's ready to save the Moonlight Continent with his friend Monroe!''
** '''Zippy's Comment:''' ''"I'd have to say the toy deal was worth it. Look at my shiny vinyl self!"''
** '''Where Is It?:''' In a hide-away under the lake, you'll find it resting by its lonesome.

* '''MONROE'''
** '''Description:''' ''It's the duck with the most! He's all for peace and justice, and when the Moonlight Continent is under attack, he's more than willing to help!''
** '''Zippy's Comment:''' ''"How this guy sold more figures than me I've got ''no'' idea. Where's ''his'' 500 points of articulation?"''
** '''Where Is It?:''' Crawl under Zippy's bed to find it.

* '''ZIPPY AND MONROE'''
** '''Description:''' ''Since they were kids, Zippy and Monroe were the best of friends. Now, their friendship will be put to the test when they have to fight alongside eachother to save the Moonlight Continent!''
** '''Zippy's Comment:''' ''"I'm not ''really'' shorter than him in real life, right? That'd be like me getting second billing!"''
** '''Where Is It?:''' In Zippy's basement. It's hard to miss in its bright red packaging.

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Zippy and Monroe: MegaMoon Story

2010-08-27T19:01:42Z

Skub: /* Secrets and Extras */

=<center>ZIPPY AND MONROE: MEGAMOON STORY</center>=

<center>''In a far off land, but not too far, the moon has been stolen.''</center>

==<center>Main Game Walkthrough</center>==
* [[/1|Prologue: Down The Rabbit Hole]]

==<center>Secrets and Extras</center>==
* [[/fig|Figurines]]
* [[/egg|Easter Eggs]]

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<div align="right">This walkthrough is hosted by [http://wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/User:Skullbuggy www.entertainmentenchiridia.net]</div>

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Video Games

2010-08-26T23:17:07Z

Skub: /* Z */

''Please sort your fanstuff accordingly.''

{{Sort}}

== # ==
== A ==
*[[Airstriker]] - A 1980's-like vertical shooter by Electrokinesis Studios, for use with a Genesis emulator such as Kega Fusion. -{{User:20eric06/sig}}
*[[Attack of the Trolls]] - A fake video game. Observe as the trolls invade Wiki City. -[[User:TheStick|TheStick]]
*[[Another Fake Video Game]] - <--<--<-- --{{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 04:43, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

== B ==
*[[Badstar Adventure]] - A fake game and a Sonic Adventure parody. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
*[[JUMP! Ultimate Badstar Stars!]] - ITS REAL -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== C ==
== D ==
*[[Dice Simulator]] - A computer perfectly simulates the rolling of a normal six-sided die! Finished, having trouble getting it uploaded. - [[User:Superfield Credit Union|Superfield Credit Union]]

== E ==
== F ==
== G ==
== H ==

* [[Homechat Gamer RPG]] - It's fake.
* [[Homestar Runner Run]] - A new homestar video game! Made in 3D in MMF2. (yes, it's real.) {{User:Homsunami187/sig}}
* [[Homestar M.U.G.E.N. a.k.a. Elec(Under)bite]] Homestar for mugen! Spriting going on now!

== I ==

* [[I Wanna Be the Wiki]] - WUW version of IWBTG.

== J ==
== K ==
== L ==
[[Lemon's Adventure]] - Help Lemon save the day in 3 action packed modes.

== M ==
== N ==
== O ==
*[[O Mai, Achievement Get]] - All you have to do is get achievements in a sandbox zone.
*[[OHR game]] - In projress -{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}}

== P ==
* [[PEAR: The Game]] - A fruity game in every sense of the word. by {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}}
*[[Purge: The Game]]

== Q ==
== R ==
*[[Raiku's Adventure]] - A fake game
*[[RPG... OF RPG]] - THIS IS FAKE HAHAHA

== S ==
*[[STUNTS! Wiki User Tracks]] - I hope you like crashing! A lot! Of times!
*[[Super Wiki Brothers 2]] - Sign up for this crazy idea by Electrokinesis Studios!
*[[Super Smash Bros. Revolution]] - Wiki User/Nintendo Clash!
**[[Super Smash EXCEL]] - The already planned sequel!
*[[Super Smash Superstars]] - I'll probably make this. - {{User:Counting Blue Cars/sig}}
*[[Super Star Smashers]] - Not moved due to 1.6-age, but I wanna start it up again. [[User:Lucas Aura|Lucas Aura]]
*[[Super Smash Bros. Strike]] - I'll probably make this too. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}
*[[Super Smash Wiki]] - More SSB! {{User:StrongRad/sig}}

== T ==
[[Tahu's Adventures in Poopland]] - This one I'll actually finish! [[User:Tahu|Tahu]]

== U ==
[[Untitled Community Mario Clone]] - Fun for all!

== V ==
== W ==
*[[Wiki Kombat]] - A fake game. The WUW's version of Mortal Kombat 1. - {{User:Patrick/sig}}
*[[Wiki User Punch-Out!]] - Boxing game? Good times! - {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}}
*[[Wiki Fortress]] - A fake version of Team Fortress 2. Spies sappin' mah wiki! By [[User:Homestar tiger|Homestar tiger]]
*[[Wiki Ultimate Fighters]]
*[[Wiki City Zombie Invasion]] - The year 2012. A strange force attacks Wiki City. Most people are killed. Some of the survivors are turned insane. And one man tries to stop it... -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== X ==
== Y ==
== Z ==
* [[Zippy and Monroe: MegaMoon Story]] - A fake game with a walkthrough! Durrrh {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}}

File:IslaCalaveraMap.png

2010-08-26T22:38:25Z

Skub: While I may be giving up vital locations to the enemy I do believe as a Communist that everybody should share.

While I may be giving up vital locations to the enemy I do believe as a Communist that everybody should share.

File talk:Zoosisland.PNG

2010-08-26T00:13:21Z

Skub:

i am secretly working together to plot the end of the world. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Because you hate life and everything in it. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::Oh golly, I better inform great emporer Lex! {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 00:01, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
:::Of an island of hearts, smiles, and hugs that's an ally with his empire? That he already knows about?
:::Yeah, this is definately something to report. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:As Comandante of Isla Calavera I find this wholly endearing. I see nothing wrong! {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 00:13, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

Skully B. Hates You/7

2010-08-12T22:18:58Z

Skub: starting, not finished yet!!

= Overview =
Skub Hates Himself for an episode! We take a look back at what Skub thought was good writing way back when!

=Transcript=
== Overview ==
'''Episode 51: Family Sucks'''

SkullB's

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Addressing this first of all, ''SkullB is the absolute worst name I have ever come up with''</blockquote>

brother spends a while at his house, and starts to get on SkullB's nerves. Meanwhile, Jerry and Casey go visit Jerry's parents.

== Transcript ==
''{Open: the Living Room. SkullB is playing a GameBoy Advance SP on the couch. Jerry walks in.}''

'''JERRY:''' What are you doing with that thing?

'''SKULLB:''' I'm appreciating fine art.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Ebert would disagree. And I would disagree.</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' ... You call Mario 3 "fine art"?

'''SKULLB:''' If you can't appreciate the architecture of Pipe Land then there's nothing to save you now.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' ''{laugh track}''</blockquote>

''{The doorbell rings.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Go get it.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Why are all of my characters dicks? I just realized that they're all smarmy douchebags.</blockquote>

''{Jerry groans and opens the door.}''

'''JERRY:''' Uh, Skully? ... Do you have any other relatives I should know about?

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Oh right, that whole convoluted backstory about the FIVE SKUBBUGGIESSSS. I would do anything to take that back.</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' ''{sighs}'' Hold on, hold on...

''{SkullB walks to the door. A green Skullbuggy is there.}''

'''SKULLB:''' ... I haven't won the lottery yet.

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Skully! You don't remember me?

'''SKULLB:''' Absolutely not.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Forgettable like every other character I've written for! Except maybe that duck Monroe, I still like him.</blockquote>

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' ... Number ''Four''?

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Isn't number four like double-diarrhea or something? I haven't been keeping up.</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' I thought there were only two of me.

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Wow. You got dumb.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' From square-goddamn-one, sir.</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' I know you are, but what am I?

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Dumb.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' ''{laugh track}''</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' ... Al-alright.

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' So... how's it been lately?

'''SKULLB:''' Pretty good. I just got to Butter Bridge on Mario World, and-

''{Pause.}''

'''SKULLB:''' ''{in realization}'' You're... my... ''BROTHER''!

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' ''{laugh track}''</blockquote>

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' It took you long enough.

''{SkullB "eeks" in surprise and falls over.}''

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Just like an anime~</blockquote>

''{Cut: later''

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' '', AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE..''</blockquote>

''.}''

'''SKULLB:''' You're my ''brother''!

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' NAW ''YOU'' MY BROTHER, DOG</blockquote>

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' We've been over this, Skully.

'''SKULLB:'''' I know, but... still!

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' So, anyway... I wanted to ask you something.

'''SKULLB:''' Yeah?

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' "Will you marry me~"</blockquote>

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Seeing as my owners kicked me out, I need a place to stay.

'''SKULLB:''' You ''do'', huh? I think I can arrange that!

''{Jerry and Casey walk by.}''

'''CASEY:''' Hey, Skully. Other Skully.

'''JERRY:''' Yeah, we're going.

'''SKULLB:''' ... Where?

'''JERRY:''' I'm going to

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' hell, otherwise known as</blockquote>

the parents' place. Casey's

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' going to wherever the Irish go when they die</blockquote>

coming with.

'''SKULLB:''' So, can Number Four stay?

'''JERRY:''' Yeah, whatever.

'''SKULLB:''' Nice! Thanks, Jerry!

'''JERRY:''' Yeah, yeah. We need to go. Now.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' These characters are so awful that they can't even stand to be around eachother.</blockquote>

''{Jerry and Casey leave.}''

'''SKULLB:''' ... So!

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Hm?

'''SKULLB:''' What will we do first?

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' ... For what?

'''SKULLB:''' Brotherly bonding activities!

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' How about you drown, but ''together''</blockquote>

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' I... I beg pardon?

'''SKULLB:''' Come on, let's go fishing!

''{SkullB takes Number Four by the hand and drags him outside.}''

''{Cut: Jerry's car, en route to Jerry's parents' house.}''

'''CASEY:''' So why are you so nervous?

'''JERRY:''' ... When was I nervous?

'''CASEY:''' You spent five minutes trying to

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' get it up</blockquote>

put the key in the ignition.

'''JERRY:''' Hey! I was just anxious.

'''CASEY:''' Why? Is there another figure in your life you don't want me knowing about?

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' "Only my ''figma''~"</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' It's, uh... kinda... my whole family.

'''CASEY:''' Heh! They can't be ''that'' bad!

'''JERRY:''' ... You'll see. Like, right now.

''{Jerry and Casey pull into a driveway. Jerry and Casey get out of the car and almost immediately a young man runs out. He is wearing a backwards cap and a letterman jacket and cargo pants.}''

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' ''And a''</blockquote>

'''WILL:''' Jer-bear! It's been a while, brah!

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Ha, what a lovable frat brother stereotype this one is! I wonder if the author has a really deep-seated loathing for people of the jock persuasion? '''SKUB:''' Hint: he totally did.</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Ergh... hey, Will.

'''CASEY:''' Hi, Will! Nice to meet you!

'''WILL:''' ... Who're you?

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' You whore?</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' She's my ''wife'', Will.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' The point still stands, though.</blockquote>

'''WILL:''' Jer, it's ''Bill'' now. Okay?

'''JERRY:''' Fine, whatever. "Bill".

'''WILL:''' Well? Aren't you going to come on in?

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Into the ''house of screams''?</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Well, yeah.

''{Jerry, Casey and Will walk inside. In the house, an old man in a lobsterman's uniform is on a recliner.}''

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Hahaha, his whole family is just a gallery of stereotypes. Any worse and his dad would be a gaddamn Maine lobster.</blockquote>

'''FRANCIS:''' Jeremy! Nice to see you again, son!

''{Francis walks over to Jerry and gives him a hug.}''

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' He's been good about not pinching his son anymore, what with his buttery lobster claws</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Hey, Dad!

'''FRANCIS:''' Oh! Now who's ''that''?

'''CASEY:''' I'm Casey. Charmed!

'''FRANCIS:''' Heh-heh-heh... Jerry's got a wife! Good for you, Jerry!

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' "Nice ter see you've landed a nice n' easy gal!"</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Thanks, Dad...

'''FRANCIS:''' Now why can't Willy-boy get himself a nice gal?

'''WILL:''' It's ''Bill'' now, Dad.

'''FRANCIS:''' Heh... you'll always be my Willy-boy!

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Considering that he's a prick it's a very apt nickname.</blockquote>

''{Will groans. Jerry chuckles to himself.}''

'''FRANCIS:''' Now come on in the kitchen, you three. Maria's got some lobster cookin'!

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' All I know about Maine is that they fish lobster and they all wear galoshes. Also, I think lobsters have voting rights up there but I've never stayed long enough.</blockquote>

''{Will walks into the kitchen.}''

'''JERRY:''' Oh, hey... Dad?

'''FRANCIS:''' Hm?

'''JERRY:''' Is, uh... is ''he'' going to be here?

'''FRANCIS:''' Beg pardon?

'''JERRY:''' You know!

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' "The one we keep in the basement?"</blockquote>

'''FRANCIS:''' ... Ah! You mean Eric?

'''JERRY:''' Yeah. Is he coming?

'''FRANCIS:''' We're expecting him soon, yes.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' The miracle of childbirth...!</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' ... Oh, God.

''{Cut: the Decentville Mall's Food Court.}''

'''SKULLB:''' And ''this'' is where I go to eat most of the time!

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' You eat at Manchu Wok. Wow.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' "It's tasty, and the worms are totally worth it!"</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' I know, right?

''{Pause.}''

'''SKULLB:''' ''RIGHT''

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Ho-ho, all caps with no punctuation! It's like I didn't know how to write!</blockquote>

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Sure, whatever.

'''SKULLB:''' So, let me take out my BBA list...

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' More like BBW :dong:</blockquote>

''{SkullB takes out an exceedingly large scroll.}''

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' BY DECREE OF THEE KING OF YON ANIME CLUBBE,</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' Let's see here... We've fished, gone for ice cream, played video games, etcetera...

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' ''et cetera''</blockquote>

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Hey, uh... can we just go home?

'''SKULLB:''' Wh-why?

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' I'm just tired

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' of hanging around a massive tool</blockquote>

, that's all.

'''SKULLB:''' ... Alright, then.

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' By the by... do you know a guy named Bellstrom?

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Hahaha, do I ''ever''</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' I think he was in an early second season episode.

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Wh- never mind. Anyhow, if you see Bell, kick him. In the nuts.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' You can hold me to my promise.</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' Why would I kick him in the balls, anyhow?

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' ... Let me explain.

''{Flashback: Bell's house in Japan. Bell walks into the living room, where Sarah, Tracy, Bling, Number Four and Number Five are sitting.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Guys, I've got bad news...

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Hm?

'''IM A BELL:''' It looks like...

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' I've got cancer of the everyparts. Oh, and</blockquote>

SkullB wants you guys back.

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Who now?

'''NUMBER FIVE:''' Really? You mean I get to ''leave''?

'''IM A BELL:''' Yep... ''{sniffles}'' Go on, boys. Get out!

''{Bell cries and buries his head in Tracy's shoulder.}''

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' "Dad, she's my dog. I'll do it."</blockquote>

'''TRACY:''' Quit it.

''{Number Four and Number Five shrug and walk out of the room.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ... Are they... are they gone?

'''BLING:''' Yep.

''{Pause. Suddenly, a banner falls down, reading "THEY'RE GONE!". Confetti falls as well. Cheerful music plays.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' YES! We're finally rid of them!

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Ceeeeeeeelebrate good times, ''come on''!</blockquote>

'''SARAH:''' Wait, wh-

'''TRACY:''' Oh, you ''bastard''!

'''IM A BELL:''' Less money spent on them, and more money for my crippling pornography addiction!

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' "I'm coming for you, Mikuru body pillow{{User:Skullbuggy/sig}}"</blockquote>

''{Bell laughs maniacally.}''

'''TRACY:''' How did I come from ''you''?!

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' When a man loves a woman ''very very'' much,</blockquote>

''{End flashback.}''

'''SKULLB:''' ... Well then.

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' At least, I think that's how it happened. Knowing them.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Knowing them, I'm pretty sure he'd have blocked it out.</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' I really don't think they're that awful to you.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' You've got n-</blockquote>

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' You've got no idea.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Well! I was beat to the punch by a written piece of dialog. Not my best day.</blockquote>

''{Cut: the Cohens'. Jerry, Casey, Will, and Jerry's parents are at the table.}''

'''FRANCIS:''' Well? How's the lobster?

'''JERRY:''' Tastes like the eighteen years I've spent here, Dad.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Haha, more like 27</blockquote>

'''FRANCIS:''' Always good! So, Willy-boy, how's college?

'''WILL:''' Well, Dad, they call me ''Bill'' in college.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Why settle for Bill when Will is such a douchier name?</blockquote>

'''MARIA:''' Oh, Will, take the creepy-crawlies from outta your underoos, will ya?

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Well by ''Jaysus n' Mary'', we got a Newfie!</blockquote>

'''CASEY:''' ''{giggles}'' ''Underoos''?

'''WILL:''' Ugh, you ''always'' embarrass me in front of company! Why don't you ever do that to ''Eric''?

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' "Because he wasn't a mistake."</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' ''{mumbling}'' Good point.

'''FRANCIS:''' Now, now, Willy-boy, don't talk about Eric while he's not here!

'''WILL:''' Would you rather I talk about ''Jerry''?

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Nnah</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Hey! It's not like ''I'' got held back freshman year!

'''WILL:''' Don't bring that up ''again'', Jerry!

'''JERRY:''' Well maybe if you'd stop talking about that one time in second grade, I'd-

'''????:''' Guys, please. Stop fighting at the dinner table.

''{A man walks into the room. He has brown hair, a navy-blue turtleneck, grey jeans, and a corncob pipe in one hand. His other hand holds a captain's hat.}''

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Well if it ain't the spittin' image of some douche dressed up as Captain Ahab!</blockquote>

'''FRANCIS:''' Eric! Oh, my God! It's been ''ages''!

''{Francis gets up and hugs Eric. Maria hugs Eric as well.}''

'''ERIC:''' Hey, all! It's great to be back!

'''WILL:''' Hey! Eric. Nice to see you again.

'''ERIC:''' Ah, Bill! You've grown a lot since freshman year!

'''WILL:''' Finally, ''somebody'' gets it right!

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' ''yawn''</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' ''{mumbling}'' Brown-noser.

'''ERIC:''' Jerry? Jerry Alastair Cohen?

'''CASEY:''' ''{laughs}'' ''Alastair''?!

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' It looks like Jerry was the mistake!</blockquote>

''{Eric walks over to Jerry and outstretches his hand.}''

'''ERIC:''' C'mon, Jerry! Put 'er there!

''{Jerry reluctantly shakes Eric's hand.}''

'''JERRY:''' It's a pleasure to see you here, Cap'n

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Crunch</blockquote>

.

'''ERIC:''' Oh! And who's the charming young lady?

'''CASEY:''' Hahaha, oh, ''stop''!

'''ERIC:''' If I may...

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' "I'd like to take you home and **** that ***** until my **** can't **** any more"</blockquote>

''{Eric kneels down, takes Casey's hand and kisses it.}''

'''ERIC:''' A pleasure to see you, ma'am.

'''JERRY:''' ''{groans}'' ''Christ''...

'''CASEY:''' Oh, oh my goodness! What a charming man!

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Oooh, Mr. Darcy</blockquote>

'''FRANCIS:''' Casey, you've heard about Eric, right?

'''CASEY:''' N-no, not really! Oh! Sorry, sorry...

'''ERIC:''' Not a problem, ma'am.

'''JERRY:''' ''And'' here we go again.

'''ERIC:''' I, Admiral Eric Cohen, of the ''Herman Melville'', have traveled the many seas... in search of ''adventure''. Why, from the island of Rokovoko to the great Aleutian archipelago, I've been staking my claim and claiming my steak...

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' and reading the Wikipedia article on Moby Dick for "inspiration"</blockquote>

''{While Eric talks, Jerry imitates him. Will starts to chuckle.}''

'''ERIC:''' Hm? What is it?

''{Eric turns around. Jerry is completely deadpan.}''

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read-a my</blockquote>

'''ERIC:''' ... Hm, right. As I was saying, secular-

'''JERRY:''' Hey, uh, I'd love to listen to your tales of escapescapades

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' icecapades</blockquote>

, and all, but me and Casey-

'''ERIC:''' Casey and ''I''.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' You are the biggest douche. Forever.</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' ''{groans}'' We need to step out for a second. Gotta breathe in that fresh Maine air.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Nothing says "homey" like the smell of fish everywhere</blockquote>

''{Jerry grabs Casey by the hand and the two walk out of the room.}''

'''ERIC:''' ... Well. As I was saying, secular-

''{Cut: outside the Cohen house.}''

'''JERRY:''' ''This'' guy is why I didn't want to come here.

'''CASEY:''' He seems so nice, Jerry. Why would you hate him?

'''JERRY:''' Do you know what it's like to be the

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' mistake, and also the</blockquote>

middle child?

''{Flashback: the Cohen house. Jerry, age 5, is there, drawing a picture. He finishes and walks up to his father.}''

'''JERRY:''' Look, daddy! I made a picture!

'''FRANCIS:''' Very nice, Jerry! ... What is it?

'''JERRY:''' It's... it's a lobster.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Work with what you know, past-Skub.</blockquote>

'''FRANCIS:''' Oh... OH! Well, I guess without that extra tail it would look like one!

''{Francis walks over to the refrigerator and places Jerry's picture on it, beside the multitude of drawings by Eric.}''

'''FRANCIS:''' There... that looks nice...

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' How is that like being a douche? Your brother just draws more, you arrogant dick.</blockquote>

''{End flashback.}''

'''CASEY:''' So, what? Eric probably drew more than you.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' ''Dammit'', again</blockquote>

'''JERRY:''' Yeah? Well there was that time in Owl Scouts...

''{Flashback: a campground. Jerry, age 11, is carrying a couple logs to the campground. He sets them on the ground inside a circle of stones and begins to arrange them into a haphazardly-constructed pile. Jerry glances around him and does a double take. He sees Eric standing next to a perfect campfire. Jerry sheds a tear.}''

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' He loves his country... and he ''fears'' for it</blockquote>

''{End flashback.}''

'''JERRY:''' He's always been Mr. Perfect... don't you get it?

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Maybe you should have been Mr. Practice, moron.</blockquote>

'''CASEY:''' Jerry, nobody's ''born'' perfect. Trust me.

'''JERRY:''' Hmph. Just wait until he busts out the one about when he went to Tasmania.

'''ERIC:''' ''{offscreen}'' Did I tell you all about my excursion to Tasmania?

'''JERRY:''' Heh! Better get a front row seat.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' I'd like to hear it. It sounds interesting. Be grateful you have a fun brother, man!</blockquote>

''{Jerry walks off. Casey sighs and walks back inside.}''

''{Cut: the Living Room. Number Four is on the couch. SkullB walks in with a tray of deviled eggs, wearing an unsightly pastel apron.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Eggs are done!

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Thanks, I- ''{shocked}'' Buhh! ... Can you... can you take off that apron?

'''SKULLB:''' ... Why?

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' It's like- that- that apron- it's like driving nails dipped in acid right into my eyes and prying them out with a snake's teeth. I'm not trying to be mean, really.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' I actually think he is. Woman's intuition, is all.</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' Fine, I'll be right back.

''{SkullB walks into the kitchen. Suddenly, the sound of glass dropping can be heard from the kitchen.''

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' ''SkullB drops to the floor, aghast, as he feels the knife plunge into his back, striking him in the heart. Before he dies, he sees the dirty boots of his killer, and then, darkness.''</blockquote>

''SkullB runs out to the living room, sans apron.}''

'''SKULLB:''' ''You''!

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Hm?

'''SKULLB:''' You're in my spot!

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' ... Beg pardon?

'''SKULLB:''' You didn't notice the Skullbuggy-shaped dent in the couch?

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' And the trophy for "biggest waste of space" goes to...!</blockquote>

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' We're the same shape. I assumed it was for Skullbuggies.

'''SKULLB:''' It's for ''one'' Skullbuggy, and that is ''me''.

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Hey, I can move!

'''SKULLB:''' Please, do.

''{Number Four moves over. SkullB sits back in his proper seat.}''

'''SKULLB:''' ''Great''. You messed it up. Now it doesn't fit my butt as well.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Cars don't have butts. ''Dammit''.</blockquote>

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' ''Whaaaaat''?

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' ''FRIEZAAAAAAAA''</blockquote>

''{SkullB groans and gets up.}''

'''SKULLB:''' I'm going upstairs. Don't you ''dare'' sit in my butt-mold.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' He's been growing it for so long!</blockquote>

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Enh, okay.

''{SkullB walks upstairs. Number Four shuffles into the SkullB-print.}''

''{Cut: the upstairs bedroom. SkullB is laying on the bed, watching television.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Dangit... Why does he feel so obligated to everything ''I'' own? ... And why am I talking to myself? ... No use. I need to keep him away from everything I hold dear in my heart. If it takes me all day, I will keep him from having his way with my cool things.

''{SkullB gets up and goes downstairs. He finds nobody on the couch.}''

'''SKULLB:''' What the... where is he?

''{SkullB runs into the kitchen to see Number Four with a mouthful of something. He is putting ice into his mouth as well.}''

'''SKULLB:''' What are you-

''{Number Four raises his finger and the ice and liquid in his mouth start to grind up. After about a minute, he spits the liquid into a large glass.}''

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Ahhhh...

'''SKULLB:''' What- what is that?

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' A margarita. Why?

'''SKULLB:''' Let me- let me get this straight. You're making margaritas?

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Yep.

'''SKULLB:''' And ''where'' did you get the tequila?

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Eh, I found it in a cabinet. I was actually looking for snacks, and-

'''SKULLB:''' So, let's see. You used ''my'' tequila and ''my'' ice and put it in ''your'' mouth and made a margarita. Is that right?

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Look, I don't see what the deal is-

'''SKULLB:''' Can- can I have a sip of that?

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Sure, whatever.

''{SkullB takes the glass and throws it straight at Number Four. The glass shatters and Number Four is covered in margarita.}''

'''SKULLB:''' How's that? Do you like your margarita ''now''?!

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' I... uh...

'''SKULLB:''' Clean it up. And don't use the vacuum, that's ''mine''.

''{SkullB starts to walk off.}''

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' That was for you, you know...

''{SkullB stops in his tracks. Suddenly, he gains an expression of shock, which then turns into a sickly, sorrowful look.}''

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' You don't mind if I use the broom, do you?

'''SKULLB:''' I... no, I don't.

''{SkullB mopes away. Number Four begins sweeping the glass up.}''

''{Cut: the Cohens' house. Eric is still talking to the family.}''

'''ERIC:''' And there I was, cornered by a pack of ferocious tigers. And you know what happened then?

'''MARIA:''' No, what?

'''ERIC:''' I blew my gorilla whistle-

'''JERRY:''' ''{simultaneously}'' -and the ape crushed the tigers with only its fists. I've heard it all before.

'''ERIC:''' Well! Aren't you attentive?

'''JERRY:''' I've heard them ''all'', Eric.

'''WILL:''' Not ''me''.

'''FRANCIS:''' I'd love to hear more stories, Eric, but we've gotta go!

'''ERIC:''' Hm?

'''FRANCIS:''' We've gotta go lobster catching!

'''ERIC:''' Oh! Right! I almost forgot!

'''WILL:''' What, do I come too?

'''FRANCIS:''' Everybody's invited! After all, you haven't lived until you've taken a huge whiff of Maine's sea air!

'''ERIC:''' Why, it almost compares to the purest mountain air from atop the peaks of the Andes!

'''JERRY:''' ''{groans}'' Oh, whatever.

''{Cut: on board the ''White Whale'', Francis' ship. The Cohens are on board, a horde of lobster pots on it.}''

'''FRANCIS:''' Alright, boys. You know what to do!

''{Jerry reaches into a bucket and takes a lump of chum out of it. He puts it in the lobster pot and lowers it into the water.}''

'''FRANCIS:''' Well? Eric? Your turn!

''{Eric reaches for the bucket and suddenly turns ill.}''

'''ERIC:''' Oof... do- do we need to- to use that... ''stuff''?

'''FRANCIS:''' That's ''chum'', boy! Nothing to be afraid of! Just grab some!

''{Eric reaches into the bucket and takes a fistfull of chum. He then immediately turns green and runs to the side of the boat. He throws up.}''

'''WILL:''' Oh... oh, man! Hahahaha!

'''FRANCIS:''' Heh... can't take a little chum. Hey, Jerry?

'''JERRY:''' ... Hm?

'''FRANCIS:''' Can you help out?

'''JERRY:''' ... S-sure, Dad. I'd love to.

''{Jerry sets up more lobster pots while Francis lowers them into the sea. Eric returns from throwing up to see the two working together. Eric gets a look of disdain in his face and walks into the cabin.}''

''{Cut: the cabin, later. Eric is sitting down, looking sad. Jerry walks in.}''

'''JERRY:''' ... Eric?

'''ERIC:''' Hm? What is it?

'''JERRY:''' Why're you in here? We just caught a huge lobster!

'''ERIC:''' ... They don't want me out there.

'''JERRY:''' What the...

''{Jerry sits down beside Eric.}''

'''JERRY:''' Why?

'''ERIC:''' I can't stand fish. Or lobsters. It's... it's a fear. In a family of lobstermen, I'm worthless. And there you are, helping him out like a nice little boy... I just wished I could have helped.

'''JERRY:''' ... Eric, I... I never knew.

''{Pause.}''

'''ERIC:''' Why do you think I do such amazing things?

'''JERRY:''' Wh- what?

'''ERIC:''' I do it because I applied myself. I've noticed how you get annoyed whenever I talk about my adventures... and when you were a kid, I knew you were a bit... envious.

'''JERRY:''' Envious? N-no!

'''ERIC:''' Oh, I'm sorry... the thing is, I've worked hard to get where I am. Dad was really hard on me... but I don't know why he wasn't to you.

'''JERRY:''' Why do you think? He wanted you to be his apprentice... his next-in-line. He needed to continue the lobsterman tradition, right?

'''ERIC:''' ... Good point. I just don't see why he didn't pick ''you''.

'''JERRY:''' Dad's getting old, you know... he needs somebody strong and able-bodied to take his place.

'''ERIC:''' ... I see.

''{Pause.}''

'''ERIC:''' Jerry?

'''JERRY:''' Hm?

'''ERIC:''' I'm sorry if I've made you feel bad about yourself. I didn't mean to make you feel less important.

'''JERRY:''' And ''I'm'' sorry I made you out to be a jerk. I... thought you were perfect, that's all...

'''ERIC:''' Jerry... nobody's born perfect.

''{Jerry and Eric hug eachother.}''

''{Cut: the Living Room. SkullB is on the couch, holding his head in his hands. Number Four walks in, holding a tray of drinks. He quietly takes a seat beside SkullB and lays the tray on the coffee table.}''

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' ... Skully?

'''SKULLB:''' ''{forlorn}'' What is it?

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' I made... I made margaritas. And I bought the margarita mix and the tequila myself...

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, don't bother. I'm an awful brother.

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Look, I'm... I'm sorry, okay. I didn't mean to be so intrusive.

'''SKULLB:''' What are you talking about?! I was the one being an idiot. I didn't let you into my house... and you're my ''brother''.

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Well, I didn't respect your house rules. I probably should have known I was in somebody else's house.

'''SKULLB:''' But, still... You're my brother, and I should treat you like it. I shouldn't be imposing so many rules.

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' I guess... we're both to blame!

'''SKULLB:''' Yeah...

'''NUMBER FOUR:''' Are you going to have your margarita?

'''SKULLB:''' I'd be honored.

''{SkullB and Number Four clink their glasses together and take a drink. An owl perches on the couch behind them.}''

'''OWL:''' Ohhh, how sweet. I could totally cry right now.

'''SKULLB:''' ... I swear, one of these days I'm going to kill that owl.

''{Cue credits.}''

Skully B. Hates You

2010-08-12T21:40:38Z

Skub: time to take a piss wait I MEAN TAKE THE PISS

{{profanity}}
* [[Skully B. Hates You/1|Records of Bell - "Episode 17: Do Not Keep Feral Forms Of Yourself In The House"]]
* [[Skully B. Hates You/2|Total Drama Island: Bluefox Productions Edition - "Episode 14: You REALLY Gonna Eat That?"]]
* [[Skully B. Hates You/3|Yahtzee Style Reviews - "Wii"]]
* [[Skully B. Hates You/4|The Blue Ninja! - "The Truth Behind the Disney Channel"]]
* [[Skully B. Hates You/5|NPPSRTV - "Crazy Cartoon"]]
* [[/6|User:Bellstrom/bio]]
* [[/7|The SkullB Show - "Episode 51: Family Sucks"]]

Skully B. Hates You/6

2010-08-12T05:17:09Z

Skub: dung

= Summary =
Skubby's back, and he's pissed off about lineage. GOD

__TOC__
= Present-Day =
== Im a bell ==
[[Image:Imabellflash.PNG]]

This is

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' a monster named</blockquote>

Imothy Albert Bellstrom. He's 21 and not-so-awexome. Bell sounds like Bob of Bob and George.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' I really wish I didn't know who that was, but hey, ''I'' was a virgin once!</blockquote>

He used to live in the year 50X3, but Zoo977's shadow nearly killed him and sent him to the present.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Bh— sure, I'll go with it!</blockquote>

Until some experiments went awry, he used to look like this;

[[Image:Stevencolbert.PNG]]

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Oh you dick, I ''like'' that show.</blockquote>

But as of now, he looks like this under his mask;

[[Image:Imabellunmasked.png]]

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' What, you pass up Cthulhu? How ahead of the curve!</blockquote>

He lives with his evil Gocheata, [[#Vegerot|Vegerot]], and his pet, [[#Bling|Bling.]] [[/Ultimate|Click here for supra forms]] More detailed information [http://imabell.biz.ly/blank.html here].

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' I'd rather cut my fingers off.</blockquote>

=== Agent Iab ===
[[Image:Agentiab.PNG]]

Agent Iab is Im a bell's codename in the [[Homestar Intelligence Agency]].

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Headquarters located in Bell's house (DO NOT TELL GIRLS)</blockquote>

He is VERY Awexome. He is currently The Co-Owner of the HIA along with {{User:TheStick/sig}}. Before he was the boss, he was the head of The Research and Development Department. Once, he tried to fix The Liberty Bell, but he used the Philosopher's Stone to do it. This somehow infused Im a bell with the Liberty Bell, creating the Im a bell of today.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' I'm taking it that desecration of monuments and landmarks will be regular? I can't wait to see how he integrates the Golden Gate Bridge.</blockquote>

=== Soul Reaper Bell ===
[[Image:Soul Reaper Bell.png]]

When Im a bell turned 8, he moved to the soul society to become a soul reaper. 2 months later, he graduated the school and became Kenpachi's new lieutenant, and replacement captain.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' When Im a bell turned ''8'',</blockquote>

=== Charles Bellair Kigalonian ===
[[Image:Imabellpoet.PNG]]

When Im a bell was 14, he had just gotten back from the Soul Society, being a replacement captain for Kenpachi. His house somehow imploded.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Right after they took out a large claim... ?!?</blockquote>

Fortunately, his parents, Unicron and Cræft Ætlætnes (roughly "Machine Destruction" in Anglo-Saxon) The Electronic Demoness,

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Machine Destruction the Electric Demoness is the worst name.</blockquote>

were on a vacation in the Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Universe during the implosion.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Hhhuh</blockquote>

Bell then decided to be a poet for five years under the pen name, Charles Bellair Kigalonian.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Losing that many wallscrolls will do that to a person. Tears them ''apart''.</blockquote>

===Ll e bami===
[[Image:Imabellinvert.PNG]]

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Oh no, Wal-mart messed up the family pictures!</blockquote>

The poor soul of anti-Im a bell who only escapes during April Fool's Day, an inverting rip in space, or a mob of other anti-people. He is not truly evil, just angry.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' But if he was an anti-person would he be happy? I don't get the logic I don't ''get IT''</blockquote>

He dwells in the antiverse, a gigantic realm that is the exact opposite of our universe. Recently, however, Ll e Bami has been discovered to be living in this universe, for Bell has decided to remove the body switch feature, for he can just replace himself with a clone when he dies.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' All he has to do is clap if he believes!!</blockquote>

In the future, around 3050, Ll commits suicide, to be reborn into a form he was told of by Homestar Runner.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' After drinking the Kool-Aid,</blockquote>

His new form is similar to Homestar Runner, but with poor eyesight, as does everybody in the future. Yes, I mean [[Journey To The Future/Characters#Commander Lleb Atticus Mi|Lleb A. Mi]].

== Vegerot ==
[[Image:Vegerot.png]]

Vegerot, pronounced "Veh-je-wrought", is Im a bell's sadistic Gocheata.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Maybe because he's something called a "Gocheata"</blockquote>

He spends most of his time in his room, and is believed to now be an emo. ...Or dead, considering he appears to still be dwelling in Bell's old house in Wiki City, since he's never made an appearance in [[Records Of Bell/Records|RoB]].

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' B-b-but I thought he went to the farm!</blockquote>

== Bling ==
[[Image:Bling.PNG]]

Bling is Im a bell's pet bell...cat...thing. It has the brain of a cat that can speak english, a voice of a two-year-old with Homestar's speech impediment, nub-limbs, and just the cutest smile.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' It's a face only a mother could love!</blockquote>

[[Wiki User Email Im a bell/blingorigin|NEW INFORMATION FOUND]]!
== Bell's Family ==
===Yog Sothoth Bellstrom===
<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' I am ''very'' into Lovecraft</blockquote>

[[Image:YogBellstrom.png]]

Yog Sothoth Bellstrom, Im a bell and Johnny's elder brother, left to go to New York before his brothers were born. He became a successful lawyer in the process.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Truly a practicioner of black magic.</blockquote>

Yog rarely visits his family, even when on a paid vacation. He was born a human, like Bell, but had been exposed to subspace when he was two months old, converting his entire body into pure cosmic horror. Since this was their first child, his parents had no idea what the consequences were. They made sure it wouldn't happen again.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Choose Life :(</blockquote>

===Johnny K. Bellstrom===
[[Image:JohnnyBellstrom.png]]

Im a bell's little bro. He runs the [[Biz Cas Fri:Online/Diggin' It/Firefox|Firefox Preserve near Bell's office.]]

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' He also wears a tail in public and ask people to call him Johnny the Hedgehog. Mr. and Mrs. Bellstrom do not talk about Johnny.</blockquote>

=== Unicron Jonathan Bellstrom ===
[[Image:Unicron.png]]

Im a bell and Johnny's father. He works in the planet-eating business alongside [[#Galactus|Galactus]].

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Wait, so he's not Yog Soglog's dad? Steve Wilkos needs to know about this.</blockquote>

=== Cræft Ætlætnes Bellstrom ===
[[Image:CraeftAEtlaenes.png|Studies show kids with hot moms grow up better! XP]]

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Roll your mouse over that image. "Studies show kids with hot moms grow up better! XP". That's a pretty creepy thing to say, which implies hella Oedipal complex. '''SKUB:''' Also, that thing has breasts where a neck should be.</blockquote>

(pronounced "Crayft Aytlaynehs")

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Actually it's pronounced "Craft Atlanes" if you're speaking Old English (which is a real language, by the way) but what the hell do I know</blockquote>

Im a bell and Johnny's mother. She works as an electronic and game sprite murderer (causes Blue Screen of Death, Beachball of Doom, Red Ring of Death, etc).

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' So an Electric Demoness is devoted to making gamers get off the couch for a bit? Wow, ''frightening''.</blockquote>

To be what she is, she had to cast a curse upon her left arm.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Okay, all I need to know.</blockquote>

Also, Cræft always wears two things; sunglasses confiscated from an over-custom-clothed sprite, and a necklace with an oversized pixel hanging from it. The pixel belonged to the only sprite Cræft murdered by the sprite's own wish. The sprite had been badly customized on one leg, resulting in total leg failure, badly recolored on the arms, and horribly resized. The pixel was taken from where the heart would be on the sprite, if he had one, as sprites are two-dimensional.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' This is just... really bad. A really bad backstory about a necklace I don't give a shit about.</blockquote>

== Bellson ==
[[Image:Bellson.PNG]]

Bellson J. Abramson is Im a bell's annoying cousin. He usually kills Im a bell by accident. EVEN when he isn't near him!

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' So what happens when two complete opposites... ''have to share an apartment?!?''</blockquote>

He is apparently extremely strong, as seen in [[Bell Quest]].

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Every time I see those two words I want to punch something. I'm still angry that I had to read that whole thing.</blockquote>

He also has a crush on [[#I Am Family|Acidgrrl]], yet Bell disapproves of this because Acidgrrl is somehow related to him.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Hella Oedipal.</blockquote>

== Galactus ==
[[Image:Galactus.png]]

Galactus "The Nth Man" Douglass,

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Hang on, I don't think this is ''canon''</blockquote>

apparently Scottish, because of his last name, is one of Unicron's coworkers and subsequently Im a bell and Johnny's godfather.

= 20X6 =
== I Am Family ==

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Hear Me Roar</blockquote>

[[Image:Stinkobellfamily.PNG]]

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' ARE YOU ASKING FOR A LAWSUUUUIT???</blockquote>

This is the I Am family. The one in the middle is I Am Bell. He is the 20X6 form of Im a bell. The one on the right is his sister, I Am Acidgrrl. She can melt anything by just touching it.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Handies must be a ''nightmare''</blockquote>

The one on the left is I Am ShineZ (pronounced "I Am Shinezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuh"). He is annoying. 'nuff said.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Bell is annoying. 'nuff said. </blockquote>

=== Ultimate I Am Family ===
==== Ultimate Bell ====
[[Image:Ultimate Bell.PNG]]

Ultimate I Am Bell. Also 20X6 Pure Watashi.

<blockquote>I'm pretty sure I had Pure Watashi Peas once. They were a fiery nightmare.</blockquote>
==== I Am Acidbeast ====
[[Image:Acidbeast.PNG]]

Ultimate Acidgrrl.
==== I Am King ====
[[Image:Iamking.PNG]]

Ultimate ShineZ.
==== I Am Ultimate ====
[[Image:Iamultimate.PNG]]

The fusion of the Ultimate I Am Family.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Something seems off here!</blockquote>

=== Watashi Beru ===
[[Image:Watashi.PNG]]

I Am Bell's first attempt at cloning. This guy is the re-incarnation of Abby Normal for some reason.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' It's ''Fronkensteen''</blockquote>

Oddly, it's also the re-incarnation of a piece of chicken. (?!!)

== Bellzar ==
[[Image:Bellson20X6.PNG]]

Bellson's 20X6 form. He's also I Am Bell's cousin.

== Daemon Stinkoman ==
[[Image:Demon Stinko.PNG]]

20X6 Demon Bell. Nothing else to say except, that's supposed to be spelled Daemon. Oh, and, he seems to be a higher form of Demon Bell.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' So the difference between a demon and a daemon is ''what'', exactly?</blockquote>

= Future =
== Future Bell ==
[[Image:BellFuture.png]]

Some time during 50X3, a Bell clone found himself near-dead. He fused with the nearest human/robot he could fin. He found a Mega Man clone.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Oh, cool, another Mega Man fan. ''In excelsis deo''</blockquote>

This turned him into the Webcomic Author Bell. He sent himself into 20XX to entertain himself with "Megaman Stories" (also known as "Megaman Sprite Comics" :P).

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' HEY, WANT TO DRINK SOME ''WILY BIER'' and eAT ICE ''CREAM'', '''BOB''' '''SKUB:''' This is for you, NachoMan</blockquote>

== Future Bling/Teenage Bling ==
[[Image:Teenage Bling.png]]

This is Bling as a teenager. He does not act cute anymore.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Acne ''does'' impede certain traits, you know, ''Bell''</blockquote>

His cuteness was lost at age 8, when he learned of his [[Wiki User Email Im a bell/blingorigin|true origins.]] The truth depressed Bling.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' I was so goddamned pissed when I learned that my parents didn't really send off for me in the mail.</blockquote>

His deep depression eroded away his cuteness, and he became a humanoid shape.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Before I was diagnosed with bipolar, I was a cat-baby, but then it ''all'' went downhill.</blockquote>

Seeking help, he traveled to the future after he passed college at age 12 (all of Bell's "family" have insanely high intelligence),

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' ''{cough COUGH}'' BULLSHIT ''{cough}''</blockquote>

because he briefly saw [[#Far Future Bling/New Bell|New Bell]]. Although, Bell has decided to have his main soul(all alternate universe Bells are clones, since Subspace is an entirely different universe) in a universe parallel to the one with New Bell, except Bling had not gone into the depressed state.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' I'm pretty sure Hawking would kick your ass for suggesting this.</blockquote>

=== Mature Bling ===
[[Image:MatureBling.png]]

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Aww, look, the cat sent away for a replica katana.</blockquote>

Mature Bling is the Soul Reaper Bling. His zanpakuto's shikai has the appearance of a double-bladed Tensa Zangetsu. It's name is Shujin, and it can be released by saying "control". Mature Bling looks like Bling's head on a soul reaper body

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' I may have said it before, but your character is not original when you can say, in all truth, he looks "like [established character], but".</blockquote>

(Chaos, don't create an image. I've already made one :P).
==== Hollow Bling ====
[[Image:HollowBling.png]]

Hollow Bling is Mature Bling's Arrancar form. It has the appearance of Mature Bling with red eyes, the right side of the face is a hollow mask with Gin Ichimaru's face, and the right side of the uniform looks like Hollow Ichigo's, but the hand is red with spiked fingers. Hollow Bling's voice sounds like Gin's, but echoey.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' I JUST TOLD YOU, YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH</blockquote>

==== Full Hollow Bling ====
[[Image:FullHollowBling.png]]

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Of all shows to steal from, ''Frisky Dingo'' is your go-to</blockquote>

Mature Bling's complete hollow form. It has a pure white body, with red claws, black hawk-like feet, and a black tail. It's mask is shaped like Bling's head, and has Gin Ichimaru's face.

== Niblet Bellstrom ==
[[Image:BlingSon&BabyMegaMan.PNG]]

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' That art style sure is something. I hope I can get the original artist to draw me something neat like this.</blockquote>

Niblet Chibimon Bellstrom is Bling's son. His mother was a female [[Wikimon|Shiceus]]. Niblet is friends with a baby Mega Man, who seems to always be with him.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' But how can robot babies even exisssssssssssssssssssss</blockquote>

= Far Future =
== Far Future Bell ==
[[Image:FarFutureBell.png]]

The webcomic author Bell found himself near-dead once again. This was apparently caused by the destruction of Wikihood where he happened to be near. This time, he found a scientist who fixed him. He has lost all interest in sprite comics, and only wishes to kill things and follow Chaos.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' So this is how he retconned his rampant Mega Man crap? Dying and not wanting to do them any more? Actually, forgive me, I'm not too well read up on Im a bell lore, so I may be wrong,</blockquote>

== Far Future Bling/New Bell ==
[[Image:Newbell.png]]

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' You're not even trying.</blockquote>

Near the end of the Cataclysm in 27XX, one of the few survivors found Bell's lifeless body and fused with it for survival. The survivor was named Bling. He became a Bell/Bling hybrid which was Bling's head on a Golden Goku's body. He called himself The New Bell. But, when New Bell met the real Bell's soul, he was given the time code, told to travel to 20XX, and then "The Future". When New Bell traveled to 20XX, he found Proto Man's lifeless body. New Bell knew why he was sent here. He fused with Proto Man's body, becoming what looks like Bling's head with an eye scar on Prot's body. He then took the name Im a bell, and traveled backward to "The Future", meeting Chaos and joining his group. Soon, he was fed up with the group's randomness, and left [[#Far Future Bell|the old Bell]] in his place.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' '''''STOP THE ACTION'''''</blockquote>

== Adult Niblet ==
(Image Soon)

Niblet as an adult. That's pretty much it.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Got it.</blockquote>

== Tracy Bellstrom ==
[[Image:TracyBellstrom.png]]

Tracy Cerberus Bellstrom is Im a bell's son. He's British for some reason, but his mother is unknown. He's usually annoying, but if he drinks bloody Tortan, he acts like his father (psychopathic, insane, godmodding).

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Good call naming your son "Tracy Cerberus Bellstrom". Well adjusted kid, there.</blockquote>

= After the End of Time =
==Bronze Beat the Moderator/KaDobiBerto/AT Bling ==
[[Image:BlingAfterTime.png]]

At the end of time, New Bell knew that he cannot bring the earth back in that universe. So, he

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' did anyway</blockquote>

broke into the real universe and changed his face to a normal human's. He then went on to become a moderator for the Homestar Runner website, only known as Bronze Beat the Moderator.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' The key to world preservation is hidden in a dumb animal cartoon?</blockquote>

He then hacked into the Homestar Universe, and changed history so the earth was never to be destroyed. God, Death, and the galactic police, realizing their "mistake", reformed earth (and Bell) a few years before the end of time. "BBtM" went on to change the universe so the ruler of the Andromeda Galaxy was "KaDobiBerto" which translates from Ancient Trivia Time language to "Son of Dobie and Bell the King". He chose this because of his past, where his father was Dobie, and he was infused with Bell's DNA. His appearance as KaDobiBerto is what seems to be a ShadowMark-like Bling.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' This is a trainwreck. It can't get worse.</blockquote>

= Friends =
== Alive ==
=== Chaos ===
The son of Death himself, Chaosus Malifact is Bell's closest friend and sparring partner, seeing as they are both immortal.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' It's kinda sad, because these characters are just like the kids who go "NUH-UH YOU DIDN'T SHOOT ME" when you play cops and robbers, like even at point blank range. Then they go Super Saiyan and get out of jail.</blockquote>

=== Vince Gagoman ===
A new friend of Bell's, who seems familiar.
=== Kanjiro ===
A friend of Chaos' who seems to be forming a friendship with Bell.
=== Badstar ===
A close friend of Bell's, who recently moved to Wiki City along with Bell. Their friendship is continued hereditarily, seeing as Tracy is best friends with Badstar's son, Gilligan.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' This Badstar kid seems like a real winner to me. It's not like his character(s?) are totally convoluted and stupid too.</blockquote>

=== Kuro ===
Kurayami "Kuro" Kageshi is Shadowy Figure reincarnated. When Bell met him, they quickly became best friends, seeing as Shadowy Figure was one of Bell's closest friends. Kuro has the appearance of a human. He wears a red cloak, has white, spiky hair that is long in the back, but his body is completely pitch-black.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' All I can think of is a mulleted silhouette.</blockquote>

Kuro appears to still have Shadowy Figure's mind(to be referred to as SMind), but this is only partly true. SMind was trapped in Kuro's body. When Kuro was born, he has the appearance of a normal, blonde-haired infant, but he died immediately after. But, SMind saw this as a chance to regain life. He ventured upward towards the brain, and was confronted by Kuro's mind(to be referred to as KMind). SMind attacked KMind, and KMind retaliated by absorbing him. They fused, and SMind became most of Kuro's mind. SMind controlled thoughts and speech, and KMind controlled actions. As a result of this, Kuro regained life, his hair turned white, his body turned pitch-black, and he had a voice reminiscent of Perfect Cell.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' I'll be honest, I didn't read any of this. All I can guess is that there was a big fight and people killed other people but they were brought back to life. '''SKUB:''' Oh! I guess I was right.</blockquote>

=== Kan ===
Kanririsei "Kan" Kugutsushi is a cold-hearted anime fanatic, who isn't as much a friend to Bell than a respected adversary. He is an acquaintance of Kanjiro. He has a ceramic mask without ears, a nose, or a mouth. Just eye holes and the Japanese word for "seal" written on the forehead.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Arp, arp, arp</blockquote>

He wears a white undershirt, blue jeans, and black shoes. His right arm is a puppet stylized to resemble Perfect Cell's arm. When removed, a 4 inch-diameter cable with three 1 inch-diameter cables extending from the edge will extend from Kan's body. He lot his right arm after a sadistic martial arts fighter reduced his right arm and head to bone with enchanted ceramic over it. Kan promptly killed him. He then removed the ceramic off of his arm, finding only bone. Bell has given Kan reality-bending powers and the ceramic mask the ability to heal itself when damaged. It can only be permanently broken by Kan's own will.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' I noticed that Bell ''really'' likes to describe appearances. He fetishizes black and red ensembles and spiky white hair.</blockquote>

=== Kinzo ===
Kinzoku "Kinzo" Muchitsuji is a British demon with the voice of Eric Idle(No, I'm not implying Eric Idle is evil. He's my second favorite Python[The first is Jon Cleese]) who maimed himself after possessing Bell and accidentally preforming a Pure Zanmato on himself. Bell, being the demon-sympathizer he was, built a metal body for him. The arms, chest, and stomach are based on the Transformers Generation Starscream, and the hips and legs are based on the Transformers Energon Galvatron.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Buuuuuugh</blockquote>

=== Don Skull ===
[[Image:Don Skull.png]]

Don Skull is one of the five skullbuggies. Bell fixed him up and repainted him.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' If I could take anything back it would have been creating those shitty characters, I mean '''LORD'''</blockquote>

=== Sarah McAllister ===
[[Image:SarahMcAllister.png]]

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' 8008 8008</blockquote>

Sarah McAllister is Bell's wife of Scottish descent. She works with Tracy as low-ranking shinigami at Malifact & Malifact Mortality Services. She met Bell on a blind date set up by Tracy, after six unsuccessful ones.

== Deceased ==
=== Shadowy Figure ===
A being of pure darkness forged from a Coach Z clone, Shadowy Figure is ultimate evil, which is the trait that makes him Bell's friend. Shadowy Figure ruled for years over Planet K, and did a damn good job of it, too. ''{cursing necessary to get point across}'' But eventually, people rebelled and assassinated Shadowy Figure, while converting Planet K into a industrial planet, renamed Mas Repus, and naming one Lleb Atticus Mi as their leader. This angered Bell to his soul and moreso, for Bell had created the being in which Commander Mi had been reincarnated from.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' Is it over yet? Please say it is.</blockquote>

== Missing ==
=== Cow Puncher ===
Cow Puncher, Bell's only female friend, recently disappeared. She is rumored to be dead and had been reincarnated into Vince Gagoman.

<blockquote>'''SKUB:''' This is a ''lot'' of mythos for characters I don't care about, and there's a lot of characters that aren't even ''developed''. Minor characters get more attention than some of the other, more important ones: I see barely anything about Unicron and Galactus (and I know they're not his characters, but I'd at least like to see some damn justification), and half the characters don't even have images. For goodness' sake, man, at least ''care'' about your shitty anime characters! '''SKUB:''' Now, if you'll excuse me, I've gotta perfect my Anime Con costume. I WILL BE THE GODDAMNED BELLE OF THE BALL, AND NOBODY WILL STOP ME FROM EXPRESSING THE SAILOR MOON THAT LIES INSIDE</blockquote>

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Samtheman.egg/Sam The Man's House

2010-08-10T01:11:21Z

Skub:

'''Sam The Man's House''' is where [[Samtheman.egg/Sam The Man|Sam The Man]] and [[Samtheman.egg/Blue Cheat|Blue Cheat]] currently live. Sam The Man's House has a [[Samtheman.egg/Room|Bedroom]], Bathroom, Living Room, Kitchen, Basement, Walk-In Closet and an Outdoor Swimming Pool.

== Appearances ==
*All the Emails

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' So one of the emails.</blockquote>