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Talk:A Super Cool Song

2008-09-10T00:16:58Z

Sarette: New page: I...did things here. I got the whole "!!!!!!!!!!!1" thing started. ~~~~

I...did things here. I got the whole "!!!!!!!!!!!1" thing started. [[User:Sarette|Sarette]] 00:16, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

User:Sarette

2008-09-09T11:57:19Z

Sarette:

Hi. I am Sarette. I've been on, what, ten wikis now? And I've had about a hundred sites that I've regulared to. So, it isn't too surprising I know what to do within a few days of joining.

== Stuff I made ==

[[Sarette Emails|My email show]]

== Stuff I joined ==

[[Currently Untitled|It isn't really untitled.]]

[[Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Hotel/Room 103|The hotel that I go in when there's real action going on in it.]]

== Stuff I'm going to make when I feel like it ==

A Smash Bros./RPG game hybrid. I don't really want this to distract me from Sarette Emails while it's still in an embryonic stage.

== Why I'm procrastinating ==

(not finished yet)

Talk:Sarette Emails/2

2008-08-26T01:40:01Z

Sarette:

I hate to do this to you, but this e-mail breaks rule 2.2. You're at 16 lines. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 03:47, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:I wonder why you need a certain amount of lines anyway? I mean, the early SBEmails mostly had like 5 lines or something. - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 03:50, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
::So it's an actual piece of literature rather than random words thrown together. You've got a month before it gets deleted. Rules is rules. ''[sic]'' {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 03:55, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:::It's longer now. Is this enough? [[User:Sarette|Sarette]] 01:40, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

Sarette Emails/2

2008-08-26T01:39:31Z

Sarette: is this good enough?

'''Sarette Email #2'''

Sarette reads a yearbook, with terrible results.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Sarette Sprinter

'''Places:''' Sarette's Spare Room

'''Date:''' August 22, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 1:54

'''Page Title:''' this does not exist. move along.

== Transcript ==

'''SARETTE:''' What? I'm checking ''another'' email? Say it isn't so!

<blockquote class="sarette">
<div>subj: Memories</div>
Ding dong, ding dong yo!

Do you have any yearbooks from 1983?

- Liame's wife's roommate's roommate's husband

<div>Attachment: Thanks_For_The_Memories_FOB.wav</div>
</blockquote>

''{After reading 'Ding dong, ding dong yo!', Sarette runs offscreen and says 'I'll get it! Hello? Hel-looooo? Stupid pranksters.' After saying this, Sarette comes back to read the rest of the email.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Do I have them? Does a frog have wings? Well, it doesn't, but I sure have those yearbooks!

''{Sarette gets up, and walks up to a cabinet, opening up a drawer labeled '1983' to its full length, revealing it is actually extremely long, presumably carrying yearbooks from 1983.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Let's see here... ''{tosses out a yearbook}'' No... ''{tosses out another yearbook}'' No... ''{tosses out a book with the title 'The Complete Encyclopedia of Pants'}'' That isn't even a yearbook. ''{takes out yet another yearbook}'' Ah-ha! There it is!

''{Sarette opens the yearbook up.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Oh! I can't bear to look at this photo! ''{turns the page}'' Oh, why did people consider these clothes cool? ''{turns page}'' Oh, this one is...what? You want to see the yearbook? Well, fine! ''[turns around the yearbook so viewers can see, revealing a photo of many people running away from a volcano eruption}'' Here's the chocolate volcano incident of 1983! ''{turns page, revealing a photo of a horrified man growing mold rapidly while terrified onlookers stare and run away}'' And here's the mold virus incident of 1983! ''{turns page, revealing a crowd of people pulling french fries out of holes in the ground}'' And here's the random french fires growing out of the ground incident! ''{turns page, revealing a photo of a crowd of people running away from a Godzilla-esque monster}'' And here's the...wait, wasn't I responsible for all these incidents? Are we on live? Oh no! I've exposed my could-be-criminal-but-nobody-could-pin-it-on-me record! AAAAAAUGH! ''{runs off}''

''{The Notepaper comes down, reading 'You did not see this. This cartoon will self destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.' After five seconds, the scene breaks apart with an explosion sound effect. A badly burnt Notepaper comes down with the usual message.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

* If you click on the attatchment, the following scene will play after Sarette says she has the yearbooks, but before she leaves her seat to get one.

:'''SARETTE:''' But first, I'm gonna see what this attatchment is.
:''{Sarette types 'run mysounds.exe'. It runs for four seconds, with no sound going out, before Sarette speaks.}''
:'''SARETTE:''' I should really consider getting a sound card. ''{pauses}'' Anyway, moving along!
:''{The email continues as normal.}''

== Fun Facts ==

*This is the first email to have an easter egg.

Wiki-Con/Sarette

2008-08-24T19:59:53Z

Sarette: I like obscurities

*'''Name:''' Sarette
**'''Cosplaying As:''' [http://racieb.ggmedia.us/telefang/gif/115.gif Buinika]
**'''Why Buinika?:''' Because nobody ''else'' wanted to cosplay as a Telefang character.

Sarette Emails/characters

2008-08-24T02:24:09Z

Sarette:

<nowiki>*</nowiki>insert witty remark here*

== Sarette Sprinter ==

She is dimwitted at times, but actually very smart. She can build useful things out of junk, but it's never actually been explained how. (Don't ask. It's like Strong Bad and the boxing gloves.) She is normally very friendly, but has one little quirk. When she takes hard blows to the head, she becomes insane, and often runs on walls and celings. However, when she gets hit again, she returns to normal. She checks emails on this show (duh).

MORE LEVELS (er, characters) TO COME!

Sarette Emails

2008-08-23T19:41:29Z

Sarette: Three emails in four days, what a schedule

Helscome my email show. It's new. Please use the custom blockquote when mailing me.

== Menu ==

<blockquote class="sarette">
<div>SEMAILS</div>
[[Sarette Emails/1|1. mortal enemies]]<br />
[[Sarette Emails/2|2. yearbooks]]<br />
[[Sarette Emails/3|3. hobbies]]<br />
<div>NOT QUITE SEMAILS</div>
[[Sarette Emails/0|0. pilot]]<br />
<div>INFOSATIONS</div>
[[Sarette Emails/characters|Characters]]<br />
[[Sarette Emails/computers|Computers]]<br />
[[Sarette Emails/inbox|Send an email]]
</blockquote>

Sarette Emails/3

2008-08-23T19:40:26Z

Sarette: 3 is some type of number

'''Sarette Email #3'''

Sarette explains her hobbies in song.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Sarette Sprinter

'''Places:''' Sarette's Spare Room, The Slightly Different Field

'''Date:''' August 23, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:10

'''Page Title:''' Sing a song of Sarette!

== Transcript ==

'''SARETTE:''' Emails, emails, oh, how ''{high voice}'' I love them so!

<blockquote class="sarette">
<div>subject: subject: re: fwd: hai</div>
Hello Mr/Miss/Ms/Mrs <insert name><br />
What are your hobbies?<br />
~Vindicator<br />
<div>ATTACHMENT: crappymspaintdrawingofmoney.bmp</div></blockquote>

''{Sarette reads the slashes in 'Mr/Miss/Ms/Mrs <insert name>' as 'or', and after reading the said line, she says 'Wah! You just gave me a really confusing nickname!'}''

'''SARETTE:''' Oh, this is something I can only describe in melodious song! ''{singing}'' Wellll, I...

''{Cut to Sarette next to her yearbook cabinet.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ''{singing, flings open a drawer}'' Alphabetize my ye-earbooks!

''{Cut to Sarette picking up a fishing hook, with other fishing hooks lying in a puddle.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ''{singing}'' See if any fish are bitin' on the hooks...

''{Cut to Sarette brushing her hair in front of a mirror.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ''{singing}'' And I have to keep up my good looks!

''{Cut to Sarette sitting on a tall pile of record books.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ''{singing}'' My hobbies should be on the books!

''{The pile collapses. Cut to Sarette watering a shriveling leaf.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ''{singing}'' I water my leaf tree!

''{Cut to Sarette reading an atlas.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ''{singing}'' I go over my map of Tennesee!

''{Cut to Sarette dusting the Compustine.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ''{singing}'' I clean the Compustine of any debriiiiis! I do this every day, you see?

''{Cut to Sarette on her front porch.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ''{slowly singing}'' And when I'm done with all of theeeese...

''{Cut to Sarette running in the Slightly Different Field to a tree.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ''{slowly singing}'' I talk to some treeeeees... ''{no longer singing}'' Hello, tree!

''{Sarette turns around and jumps into a pile of string cheese.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ''{slowly singing}'' And I jump into piles of string cheeeeeese... ''{faster}'' And now we are done with this song. Ding!

''{The notepaper comes down, reading 'That was a really cheesy song.'}''

'''SARETTE:''' When I want criticism, I'll ask for it! But when I don't...

''{The notepaper comes down further, with new text reading 'Oh, fine. Click here to email Sarette.'}''

'''SARETTE:''' That's better.

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on the attatchment to bring up an image of the said drawing.

== Fun Facts ==

*This is the first email to have a song.
*The line "Alphabetizing my yearbooks" refers to Sarette Email #2.

Sarette Emails/0

2008-08-22T19:47:26Z

Sarette: gnu version

'''Sarette Email #0'''

Sarette makes a computer in order to check emails.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Sarette Sprinter

'''Places:''' Sarette's Spare Room

'''Release Date:''' August 17, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:26

'''Page Title:''' The zerost one!

== Transcript ==

''{Sarette is sitting at The Vacant Desk.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Well, it's time to check the email.

''{Sarette looks around.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Hey, where are the words and the screen? There's supposed to be one! Hmm...maybe I should consider actually getting a computer.

''{Sarette gets up.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Hey, but why buy one when I could make one? Let's gooooo!

''{Sarette dashes off. Cut to Sarette raising a cardboard box.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Case!

''{Cut to Sarette raising an old, broken TV.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Monitor!

''{Cut to Sarette struggling to raise a typewriter.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Ugh...keyboard!

''{Cut to Sarette hammering nails into a board. She raises said board.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Motherboard!

''{Cut to Sarette raising the assembled "computer".}''

'''SARETTE:''' And put it all together and we've got my new computer!

''{Cut to Sarette's Spare Room. Sarette walks in, struggling to carry her new "computer".}''

'''SARETTE:''' Okay, now I'm going to gently set it down on the desk...

''{Sarette drops the "computer" on The Vacant Desk. The Vacant Desk splits in the middle and collapses.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Maybe I should have made a lighter computer.

''{Cut to Sarette standing next to a running treadmill with the "computer" on it. The "computer" falls off three times, each time with Sarette putting it back on and becoming increasingly angry.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ''{furious}'' Run already!

''{Once again, it falls off.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Hey, I have an idea! Maybe I should use tooooooooools!

''{Cut to shots of Sarette using the following things on the "computer": a screwdriver, a hacksaw, a mallet, a razor, and gray paint. Cut to a Frankenstine-esque lab. Sarette is in the lab wearing a mad scientest's clothes. The "computer" is raised on a pedestal to a stormy sky. Lightning strikes it, and it boots up.}''

'''SARETTE:''' It's alive! It's aliiiive! I shall call it...Compustine!

''{Fade to a black screen with white text saying "and then the rest of the night happened." Fade to Sarette sitting at The Previously Vacant Desk, with Compustine now on it. Compustine boots up, with 'Helscome to Compustine! Version 0.quack' on the screen.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ''{types 'run mymail.exe'}'' Woo, can't wait to see how many emails I get! I hope Compu doesn't crash.

''{The screen reads '1 new email'.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Well...at least there's one. Let's open it up.

<blockquote class="sarette">
<div>subject: Thank you!</div>
Dear customer,<br />
Thank you for buying our prouduct!<br />
We hope you are interested in our other products!<br />
Sincerely,<br />
The MyStuff Team</blockquote>

'''SARETTE:''' ''{typing}'' Hi, The! Are you interested in my products? I have, uh, burritos! With my signature! They're neat! Only five dollars each! ''{stops typing}'' Okay, that one is over. Now to wait for the next!

''{Fade to a black screen with white text reading 'and then twenty hours happened.' Fade to the same scene as before twenty hours later, with Sarette sleeping, snoring and drooling on the Compustine. The Compustine beeps loudly, waking Sarette up.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Augh! What was that?

''{The screen reads 'Alarm Function. Alarm defaultly set to 7:00.'}''

'''SARETTE:''' Wha... ''{looks at clock}'' It's three in the morning!

''{The screen writes under the previous message, 'alaska standard time.'}''

'''SARETTE:''' Oh well...did I at least get any emails while I was asleep?

''{The screen writes under the previous message, 'No.'}''

'''SARETTE:''' ''{types 'run advice.exe'}'' How can I get more people to mail me?

''{The screen clears and reads 'Why don't you get something to advertise your email address?'}''

'''SARETTE:''' I have an idea! A printer! It'll print out a self-advertisement to the public every time I answer an email. Yeah! It's so cheesy that people just might buy it! But how do I get one?

''{The screen clears and reads 'Why don't you make one, like you made me?'}''

'''SARETTE:''' Yeah! Now I get to use the same joke over again! Oh boy!

''{Sarette dashes off. Cut to Sarette raising a cardboard box, cut to resemble a printer case.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Case!

''{Cut to Sarette raising a metal bar impaling a small cardboard box.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Spool!

''{Cut to Sarette raising a notebook reading 'MAeTH NoTEBOOK - SARET<s>h</s>TE'}''

'''SARETTE:''' Paper!

''{Cut to Sarette raising the assembled "printer".}''

'''SARETTE:''' And put it all together and you have a printer! And a fine one, at that!

''{Cut to Sarette at The Previously Vacant Table.}''

'''SARETTE:''' And now we are ready to see the emails pour in!

''{After waiting for three seconds, Sarette looks up.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ''{whispering}'' Psst, Notes! That's your cue!

''{The Notepaper comes down, reading 'Click here to email Sarette'. Five seconds afterward, fade to a black screen with white text reading 'and then the end happened.'}''

== Fun Facts ==

* The Notepaper is still clickable after the "and then the end happened" screen appears.

Sarette Emails/1

2008-08-22T19:46:36Z

Sarette: gnu version

'''Sarette Email #1'''

Sarette lists three of her mortal enemies.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Sarette Sprinter

'''Places:''' Sarette's Spare Room, The Slightly Different Field, Sarette's Living Room

'''Computer:''' Compustine

'''Date:''' August 20, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 2:37

'''Page Title:''' The first one!

== Transcript ==

'''SARETTE:''' Now, let's see what's new in the email. Of the new...of the email, of the new...oh, whatever!

<blockquote class="sarette">
<div>subj: foes</div>
Hey, Sarette!

Do you have any mortal enemies?

- ZPP
</blockquote>

''{Sarette reads ZPP as 'Zee Peruvian Pear'.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Well, I don't get much mail from Peruvian pears! ...Or, any mail. Well, I have quite a few mortal enemies. Here's some. Hmm. Well, there was this guy who threw a pie at the back of my head other day.

''{Fade to Sarette standing in The Slightly Different Field. A pie is thrown from off the screen, hitting Sarette in the back of the head.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Hey! ''{turns around}'' I dare you to do that again!

''{A pie is thrown from the opposite side of the screen, once again hitting Sarette in the back of the head.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ''{furious}'' I'm going to tear you apart limb from limb if you throw another pie at the back of my head!

''{A pie is thrown from off screen, this time hitting Sarette in the face.}''

'''SARETTE:''' ...Strawberry.

''{Fade to Sarette at the Compustine, like before.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Or this guy who instant messaged me last week.

''{Fade to Sarette at the Compustine, with the following chat unraveling: <blockquote class="sarette">
awesomed00d84> hai!!!<br />
snowcherub> ...hi?<br />
snowcherub> do i know you?<br />
awesomed00d84> ya, i was in the pie irc chat, rmembr?<br />
snowcherub> were you the guy who kept saying asdf?<br />
awesomed00d84> ya lol<br />
awesomed00d84> a/s/l?<br />
snowcherub> why?<br />
awesomed00d84> i want 2 meet u <br />
awesomed00d84> a/s/l?<br />
snowcherub> no<br />
awesomed00d84> wai???<br />
snowcherub> like i don't know you're going to kill me right when you come in<br />
awesomed00d84> lol no!<br />
awesomed00d84> a/s/l???<br />
snowcherub> *hits head with frying pan*<br />
snowcherub> fgyhygtyuys8687g<br />
awesomed00d84> wut?<br />
snowcherub logged off.
</blockquote>
''After Sarette types '*hits head with frying pan*' she actually does, causing her to become insane. The line 'fgyhygtyuys8687g' is a result of Sarette bashing her head on the keyboard. Fade back to the current, non-flashback scene of Sarette on the Compustine.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Oh yeah, and that fly that flew in my house yesterday.

''{Fade to Sarette's Living Room. A fly flies in, and Sarette follows with a rolled-up newspaper. Sarette attempts to swat the fly three times, each time missing it. In a fit of rage, Sarette then begins swatting all around the room, missing the fly, until she hits herself on the head, causing her to go insane.}''

'''SARETTE:''' YaAaAaAaAaAa...''{voice trails off as she runs off, voice trails in again as she runs back in the other direction on the celing}'' ...AaAaAaAaAaAa... ''{voice trails off again as she runs off}''

''{Fade back to Sarette at the Compustine.}''

'''SARETTE:''' Ugh. I have to stop now. This is giving me too many negetive thoughts. Don't send any more emails like this, or you'll be another one of my mortal enemies.

''{The Notepaper comes down.}''

== Fun Facts ==

*A/S/L is an internet term meaning "age/sex/location", inquiring what each of these are.
*This is the first time Sarette goes crazy.

Sarette Emails/computers

2008-08-20T02:02:45Z

Sarette: this is kinda lame, I know

And papers, too.

== Computers ==

=== Compustine ===

The Compustine is one of Sarette's inventions. It has a very small hard drive, and can only hold 20 emails at a time. However, it works just fine.

== Papers ==

=== The Notepaper ===

A paper made out of notebook paper. The printer that prints it is another one of Sarette's inventions.