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User talk:JuomariVeren

2012-08-10T00:37:33Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* Do You Forgive Me? */ new section

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== MafiaScum ==

I go to this forum called MafiaScum. There is a guy there named sanchocolates there who acts just like you. - {{User:Counting Blue Cars/sig}}
:Another guy who is a total asshole with an aspiring dream to strike it big in society while being severely lackadaisical?

:No. I choose to not believe you. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:45, 23 June 2011 (UTC)

== CHAOS. I AM IN NEED OF YOUR SERVICE. ==

I need you to write a small paragraph to the people of this dearest wiki, about your devotion to providing the most excellent of food and service to the people. I plan on adding it to my daily empire speeches. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:36, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

== My dear Chaos ==

I know you don't like talking about Super Smash Bros. Revolution, but I just wanted to know if you still had the original file and whether I'd need GM Pro to make something similar. Cheers, {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:27, 18 March 2012 (UTC)
:Oh Shit I didn't even see this

:I'm sorry Harsh, but now that you have me thinking, hit me up when you can. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:39, 13 April 2012 (UTC)

== Bellsteam ==

Do you have any way of contacting Bellstrom? I just added him on Steam and the damn thing says he's online but my buddy list says he's offline. {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 01:13, 14 April 2012 (UTC)
:Not a reliable one. Try MSPA Forums or deviantArt. He's actually frequently on dA, I just don't imagine him responding often. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:17, 14 April 2012 (UTC)
::oh hello

::yeah that might be a good idea. i'll put my steam account on my page for further contactings and such {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 18:24, 14 April 2012 (UTC)

Also, in relation to that stuff I said a month ago, I just really wanted to know if you had to buy Game Maker to at least get as far as you did in the production of SSBR. I was thinking of doing something similar, but I wasn't sure if I needed Game Maker Pro or not. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:40, 18 April 2012 (UTC)
:dude just get a keygen and crack it

:even if you don't it takes all of two seconds to steal a copy {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:41, 18 April 2012 (UTC)

== HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND STUFF ==

:YEAH

:YOU KNOW IT

:UHUH

:COOL SHIT, MAN

:HAVE A GOOD ONE, AND HAVE AN AMY WINEHOUSE, ALL ON ME, YO.

[[File:Amy_winehouse.jpg]]

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:04, 18 May 2012 (UTC)
:fucking dammit why do you keep giving me the same Amy Winehouse every year

:how did you manage to fish her corpse out of the grave this time {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:55, 18 May 2012 (UTC)
::well,

::i'm too cheap to actually get you something new so i just steal her from your garbage every may 19 to use again for the next year

::as for the grave robbing, it's not too hard

::i have experience, you see

::i actually have a wide variety of celebrity corpses at my disposal

::would you have preferred a michael jackson or a kurt cobain instead then?? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:09, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

:::Happy birthday, Chaos! {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 05:18, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

== WHY ARE YOU LAYING WASTE TO SUCH BEAUTIFUL THINGS? ==

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:43, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
:to remake ''all the things'' {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:44, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
::oh wow, good luck with that
::i mean that in a genuine and encouraging way btw, not the sarcastic and douchey way {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:46, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
:::Well I'm not actually remaking the shitty things and all of the joke pages.

:::But I needed something to do with my time and I felt this was a good executive decision on my part {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:47, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
::::so does this mean that we'll never find out why the sun shines? D: {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:49, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
:::::you can always answer those kinds of questions...

:::::WITH A TRIP TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:50, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
::::::HAVING FUN ISN'T HARD

::::::WHEN YOU'VE GOT A LIBRARY CARD

{{YouTube|lg516PSgG5I}}

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:36, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
::::::jekyll jekyll hyde jekyll hyde hyde jekyll -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

i like how I can almost garuntee(?) that badstar only knows or remembers the Jekyll Hyde song because of some weird pony thing {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:everything ''I'' know I learned from weird pony things {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:53, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
::yeah

::well everything I know I learned from Arthur {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

so hey, anyone else remember that one episode where like

dw ate this green potato chip and Arthur told her it was poison

so like, she met Binky who had, by some random happenstance, had also eaten said chip

so they like, spent the whole day like it was their last

that shit was deep, man -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES... ==

:HALF PAST SIX, BABE
:TIME TO HEAD FOR
:GOLDEN LIGHTS
:IT'S A GOOD TIME
:FOR THE GREAT TASTE
:DINNER!
:AT MCDONAAAAAAAAAAALDSSSS
:IT'S MAC TONIGHT!

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:03, 23 July 2012 (UTC)

== Do You Forgive Me? ==

Look, Chaos, I've been away for a while after my page post, but I kept coming back to see what you thought. After so much time, I just can't take it. As an older, wiser human, I understand the idiotic things I have done, and I know you were only trying to help me.

All I wonder now is if you forgive me. Thank you for all the advice you tried to give me, you are a great person. I'll check back soon, check my page for the post, and once again, I'm sorry, and I hope the wiki will rise again, much stronger. This wiki needs users like you. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 00:37, 10 August 2012 (UTC)

(P.S. You were the reason I love chaos now. :3)

User talk:Ninja Pom Pom

2012-03-22T21:22:10Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* My Speech Reactions */ new section

Hey dude! Welcome! {{User:Raiku/sig}} 18:51, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
:Hey, Raiku! Any wiki you go on, I'm sure to follow! [[User:Ninja Pom Pom|Ninja Pom Pom]] 18:54, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
::Oh god. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Disregard the past edits to your page, you don't need to be thrown into the conflicts going on around here. Welcome, Ninja Pom Pom. Be sure to read the [[WUW:Fanstuff_Guidelines|Fanstuff Guidelines]], and have fun! [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 18:55, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
:::You make fanstuff about yourself here! {{User:Raiku/sig}} 18:56, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
::::No bull. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::Thanks for telling! So, Raiku, can I establish my dictionary show? [[User:Ninja Pom Pom|Ninja Pom Pom]] 18:59, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::You start whenever. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::Thanks! [[User:Ninja Pom Pom|Ninja Pom Pom]] 19:01, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

It'd be nice if you added all the word at once, y'know. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Sorry! I'm ten, I don't remember to spell these! [[User:Ninja Pom Pom|Ninja Pom Pom]] 19:14, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
::I'm eleven, autistic and have ticks. I can. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Way late but being eleven, autisti, and having ticks has <big><big><big>NO EFFECT</big></big></big> on spelling so stop being crutchy {{User:The Noid/sig}} 22:13, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
== SKHS... ==

repliyed to your president thing on ewiki. {{User:Raiku/sig}} 20:43, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
:Thanks! [[User:Ninja Pom Pom|Ninja Pom Pom]] 20:43, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

== Hey... ==

Raiku is being a dumbass, as normal. He says that you're Felixa. HE IS NOT YOU. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 05:24, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
:I am not a dumbass, unlike you. {{User:Raiku/sig}} 05:26, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
::Read her [[User talk:Felixa500|talk]]. He knows now. He's cool. [[User:Ninja Pom Pom|Ninja Pom Pom]] 05:26, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Raiku: Says a dumbass who was blocked about over 20 times. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 05:27, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

==An idea...==
First, press ctrl+T or CMD+T. This should start a new tab. Then, on the new tab, put your words page on, then on your ordinary tab, press the edit button at the top of the page. Then, you can switch between the two pages without turning the other on and you can also put all new words on at once with correct spelling. This also works with copy & pasting, and finding an image. I hope I helped. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Thanks, but I do that. [[User:Ninja Pom Pom|Ninja Pom Pom]] 12:10, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
::Doesn't seem so. Your constant edits are slowly beginning to clog the recent changes. Bulk is good, and I usually do it. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::I know. I really use it more on EWiki. [[User:Ninja Pom Pom|Ninja Pom Pom]] 12:12, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Use it here then. (another tip, don't go over eager on fanstuff, if one begins to die down, update the ordinary one, and add a new fanstuff only when necessary) {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

==The Strong Man emails story...==
Once a guy made a crappy email show. It was out of character, and broke most rules. It was marked for deletion. One day though, a guy gave him some advice. It worked. The email show then grew in popularity. it only just missed out on the purge. The guy who made the email show, was me. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Just to let you know... ==

Chaos is a better spriter than Bell. </no offense Bell> {{User:Raiku/sig}} 03:51, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
:Well, Bell seems nice. But thanks for advise! [[User:Ninja Pom Pom|Ninja Pom Pom]] 03:52, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

==Sprite AND artwork?==
[[Image:Official Ninja pom.png]]

There were some resizing issues, but I don't think it looks bad. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Good job! You're a good friend! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 16:18, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

== Hey ==

<blockquote class="NPP ">
<div>Blockquote</div>
It's Done.
<br>
{{User:Raiku/sig}} 20:19, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
</blockquote>
:it looks exactly like an old blockquote. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Thanks! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 01:09, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

==Here's what yo do==
Ask any old sysop to delete your emails, then start the page again, this time with quality ect. I'll end you emails to. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

==Merry Chrimbo!==

[[Image:Ninjapom.PNG]]

You like? {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 00:27, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:Of course! Thanks! I wish I knew how to paint so I could repay you! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 00:31, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

==Hi==

Hello, it's your friendly neighborhood strong king that smiths homsars. I was just wandering, you got any tips for what I should do? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 03:35, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:Hi, SKHS! Well, you can make a show. Review, talk, even, like me, make a book-type deal, and transport your emails if you like! Basically, almost anything. Also, make friends. You have two already here! And most of all, make pics or have people help. Oh, and try to draw me [[Draw It!|here]]. If you want more, feel free to ask! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 03:42, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::Hey, you wouldn't happen to know how to make a blockquote, would you? Thanking you for all the help, {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 19:03, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Sorry, I'm not good at painting or making blockquotes. Ask [[User Talk:Raiku|Raiku]]. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 19:16, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::No, Raiku sucks ass at that and only RECOLORS already existing blockquotes. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 19:18, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

== Hey, Pom! ==

I'm here to let you know that I made you playable in a fake game concept. Or so I would have if, it were real. If you want to know what I'm talking about, click [[Homechat Gamer RPG|here]]. {{User:StrongRad/sig}}
:That's cool. I like the dedication you put in it! So, friends? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 15:17, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
::Listen Carmine, the last thing you ever want to do is be friends with someone who doesn't follow rules. That's why no-one liked me in my first three weeks at the HRFWIki. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Correction: That's the SECOND to last thing you ever want to do. The LAST thing you'd ever want to do is be friends with someone who hates you or your friends. {{User:StrongRad/sig}}
:::Here are some other things you would want to avoid in a person: 1. Bad grammar, 2. Doesn't follow ANY rules, 3. Doesn't like you or your friends.
:::To SI, ... {{User:StrongRad/sig}}
::::TOSI? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::To Strong Intelligent. {{User:StrongRad/sig}}
::::::Yeah? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::I was going "..." because of what you said. BTW, permission to use Strong Intelligent in Strong Radventures? {{User:StrongRad/sig}}

I also made a sequel to NPP RPG: [[NPP 2: Ninja Pomusement Park]]. You can finish it up if you'd like. {{User:StrongRad/sig}}

== BTW... ==

Where's the link to your rpg or fake game? {{User:StrongRad/sig}}
:I haven't started. When i'm done, I'll call. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 19:06, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
::Let me know when you started. {{User:StrongRad/sig}}
:::I just started! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 19:32, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

After you're done with NPP RPG, can you finish up NPP 2? And you have a new message in the talk page of your characters of your email show on *coughtheotherwikicough*. {{User:StrongRad/sig}}

== Proposition ==

OK, if you keep my personal images off your page, I'll voluntarily remake any images you want for your personal use. If you want me to remake any of your images, just ask on my talk page. So, we have a deal? {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:43, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
:I'll keep your pics off. I'm sorry, it's just I like that pic. But don't stress to remake. So, this is my deal. I don't put up any, you don't have to remake my pics. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:46, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
::In other words, you aren't required to. {{unsigned|StrongRad}}
:::But I can still remake them if you want me to. It won't be much of a hassle. {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:38, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
::::But I shouldn't ask after stealing a pic. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 03:48, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::OK, I think it's time to tell you that this section was made as an excuse to get on your friends list. That was a time when I was desperate to be popular, and I don't really care what of mine you use. {{User:JCM/sig}} 17:16, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::I'll add you. I like you. Why didn't you ask? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:19, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

==Game==

Hi again. I was just wondering, can I make a game with you in it? Not like a fake one like NPP RPG but a ''real game''? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 03:04, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
:Can I be in it? ;_; {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:07, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
::Sure! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 20:04, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
:::What kinds of music do you have in mind? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 01:56, 14 September 2009 (UTC)
::::Something kick ass, yet appeals to everyone. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 01:59, 14 September 2009 (UTC)

==wut==
your name is harrison is you last name ford or something {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:You knew? Wow, you're on the HR Wiki. Well, no. It's one of the most common last names. Keep guessing if you want. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:17, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::Smith? Johnson? Cole? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::It ''does'' begin with j.... {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 19:06, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Y'know, I don't think you should reveal your last name on the interwebz. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::I'm not. I'm letting you guess. Besides, no middle, address, state, or anything else. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 19:10, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::'Kay. '''Jo'''seph? '''J'''as'''o'''n? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::"Jo" what? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 19:18, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::'''Jo'''ker? Joh'''n'''son? Jock? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::2 more letters. Both in those last guesses. ''So far: JON'' {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 19:22, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::Jonny? '''Jon'''a'''s'''? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::::... Jonathan? {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 19:24, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::Mystery ''almost'' complete. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 19:25, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::JONAS BROTHER {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 19:27, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::''JON S''. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 19:34, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::::HELLO HARRISON FORD {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 19:40, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::Keep trying. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 19:48, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::HARRISON JONS {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 19:48, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::It's missing one l'''e'''tter. Also, who vandelized my wiki?!? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 19:51, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::Harrison Jones. ''{Googles}'' {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:17, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::::This is you

http://www.usadiving.org/USD_03redesign/junior/images/images/gallery_hjones.gif

Also you're a Level 70 NPC in World of Warcraft. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:20, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
:''WOW'' Didn't know that!! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 20:44, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::IIIII like Googling people's naaaames. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:26, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

== That song... ==

Y'know, we call posting that on many, many pages spam around here. You can get blocked for that. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:37, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
:sorry. I'll erase it. I just wanted people to read it. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:42, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
::I'd suggest putting it on your userpage. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:42, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
:::I did. I was just to happy with my work. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:43, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

== [http://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Wikihood_Redux:_The_Remake/characters&curid=16173&diff=100525&oldid=100522 tread carefully] ==

Ohai, this is Wikihood upper management, informing you that your characters are not very tasteful, and that you are advised to change them for the better of the upcoming series. If you need help, just remember one thing; no Mary Sues. Otherwise, you appear to be doing fine and exemplary work in most other fields that could threaten in your removal. If you aren't given any penalties, and you can prove that the characters wok out okay, you may keep them as is. It's all a matter of due time. Goodbye and good day. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:23, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

== Your Email Show on *coughentertainmentwiki* ==

Your email show isn't getting updating. {{User:StrongRad/sig}}
:Sorry! I stay here ''ALOT''. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:47, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
::And it goes slow on my Lappy! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:51, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
:::I see Racer answered it. Not to mention he said you're in some universe. Will you start the easter egg? {{User:StrongRad/sig}}
::::Kay. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:11, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::And will you update your games?
::::::'''YOU CAN HAVE THEM.''' I mean, no one plays them. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:03, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Thanks. And by the way, there's a new achievement called "Happy Birthday!" in which you have to celebrate your birthday. [[Achievements|See for yourself.]] {{User:StrongRad/sig}}
:::::::Oh, and I moved the Wiki Pokedex here. [[Wiki pokedex|See for yourself.]] {{User:StrongRad/sig}}

== Your Request Is Done! ==

Here it is!

[[Image:Ninja Pom Pom Dan.PNG|thumb|100px|You!]]

{{User:Good Deal Dan/sig}} 23:22, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

YOUUU....DID......THIS?!? THANKS! OR WHOEVER I ASKED! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 00:44, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

==im just==
postign here in hopes youll come back becasue me and all of dallas miss you and jims blown to smitheroons -_SI_-
:I'll eventually come back. Wait. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 03:20, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::they dont love you like i love you {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 04:04, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

== Question... ==

Do Poms lay eggs?
:O_o Ask Mike Chapman. But I at least know NPP doesn't. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 03:45, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
::What about Cute Pom?
:::No. Um, let's just say it's like humans. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 03:57, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
::::Okay.
:::::Are they like ducks? Do they have curly thingies? --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 15:43, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::i'm imagining a pom pom with no arms and duck feet and a duck bill right now {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 15:47, 7 February 2009(UTC)
:::::::Um, no. Not really. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 16:59, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

== GET THAT MUSIC OFF YOUR PAGE I AM LISTENING TO MUSIC AND IT RUINED IT ==

yes {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 17:24, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
:Lemon, I like you. '''<big><big><big><big><big>BUT I'M TOURTURING MARIO!</big></big></big></big></big>''' {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:28, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
::I DONT CARE DOES THIS LOOK LIKE I CARE {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 17:33, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Look, I'm your friend. But I like it. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:34, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
:mario is cool okay

:now play some mario and maybe kirby {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 17:36, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
::::I like Mario, too. But if I tourture him, I might meet Luigi cause he'll come save him! ^_^ {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:37, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::I did, and he likes the song I do! ^_^ {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 03:14, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
NO

YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT

NOW GET THE SONG OFF OF YOUR PAGE SO I CAN LOOK AT YOUR PAGE WITHOUT GETTING MY FINETUNE INTERRUPTED {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:17, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
:HEY CHAOS
::JUST MUTE YOUR COMPUTER SPEAKERS
::TIS WHAT I DO.
::PS WHY ARE WE YELLING? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 03:22, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
:::NO DON'T USE PERIODS AND ENDING PUNCTUATION IT SUPPOSEDSLY MAKES YOU LOOK FUNNY AND COOL SARCASTIC SOMETIMES

:::AND HOW WILL I HEAR MY FINETUNE IF THERE'S NO SOUND {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:26, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
::::OH SO IT'S ON YOUR COMPUTER WELL THEN RIGHT CLICK THE THING AND UNCHECK PLAY TA-DA!!!! {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 03:34, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

== DON'T REVERT WARS ==

DONT REVERT WARS K {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:03, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
:Well, stop undoing stuff he can do! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 20:04, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
::from what I gather, npp is right. its strong rads sig and none of you have the right to change it {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 20:05, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
:::The rules specifically state that taking someone else's images without permission is plagiarism. And it doesn't matter what the offense is, edit warring is edit warring. {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:08, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
::::I know. I just sorried you both. But still, I'm sorry. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 20:10, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

== GET ON EWIKI ==

NOW CADET </General Personman> {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:48, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
:I am happy to be here. Also, my dad only allows me to be on the laptop 2 hrs. but I'm doing it secretly. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 22:51, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
::No EWiki? :(. Wait, why can't you use the normal computer, or use the laptop for more than two hours? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:52, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
:::I like EWiki, but I wanna start to come back here and get used to it again. Also, i own a laptop. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 22:54, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
::::Why only two hours, and why not do both at the same time? Two windows. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:55, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::No. My laptop is my only computer and I've been on 24/7 each day {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 01:18, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::Can you get on? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 00:12, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Yes. TWO HOURS, but I go on longer behind my parent's backs. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 03:40, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

== RE: Super Smash Strike ==

Petey Piranna Sucks. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:39, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
:TAKE THAT BACK {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 01:45, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
::I like Pete because he was in my favorite game also known as super mario sunshine. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 02:02, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
:::TAKE THAT BACK {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:06, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
:::NO YOU TAKE THAT BACK {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:12, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
::::TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT ME TAKING IT BACK {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:14, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT ME TAKING IT BACK ABOUT LEMON TAKING IT BACK {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:21, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

== [[Strong Rad Email|The Return of SREmails!]] ==

SREmails have returned! {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}
:I know! I saw! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 20:22, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
::Do you think you can help with the next few emails? (up til 23, with 22 being called sremail_22) {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}
:::Yep! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 20:24, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

== [[WUWTV|Collab Toons]] ==

Wanna continue with more collab toons? {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}
:Well? {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}
::Yes. Sorry, have Civil War project. Have to go back soon. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 21:31, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
:::I moved the WG Adventure to the WUWTV Episodes. {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}
::::I saw. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 21:34, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

==exbawks==
tell me your gamertag or DIE {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:I ''LIKE'' Xbox 360. I don't own one, my friend does. GABE117 {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 21:38, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
::take that userbox of your page then

::AND ALSO YOU CAN NEVER BE A MANLY MAN LIKE US NOW HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::{{userbox|2=green|3=black|6=[[Image:xbox360.png|80px|xbox 360]]|9=I '''like''' Xbox 360.}} {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 21:41, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

== O HAI THAR PAGE MOVES ==

WHY ARE YOU HERE {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:34, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

== fail ==

you have to use User:Ninja Pom Pom [[Special:Contributions/76.173.92.70|76.173.92.70]] 00:22, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

== that song .swf ==
here it is: [http://wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/Image:Wakalaka.swf Image:Wakalaka.swf] {{User:girrbyte/sig}}
:Thanks! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 19:23, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
::No Prob {{User:girrbyte/sig}}

== [[NPP&SRTV]] ==

Should continue to be updated. {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}
:You need to invent shows too. I'm thinking. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 21:05, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

== ...REMOVE THAT MUSIC ==

[[WUW:Wiki Guidelines|AGHH]] {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:10, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

== A fake product group ==

Wanna start one? {{User:StrongRad/sig}}
:Kay! And can we sell my VG Cats pics I make? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:45, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
[[The everything but bran muffins store|Already been done.]] {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:59, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

== Re: your god-awful anime music ==

I'll undelete it for a second, if you want to save it to your computer and upload it elsewhere. But it's not staying on the wiki. [[User:The Mu|The Mu]] 22:24, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

== [http://nppsrwiki.referata.com A wiki based on our fanstuff] ==

Wanna help make it? Don't use subpages unless required to do so. All toons should have their own pages. {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}
:I already made an account. Kirby? :( {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:46, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
::What's the account name? Do you have a userpage? {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}
:::My regular. No. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 03:08, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

== Requests ==

Request below. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:15, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
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== hey ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI look familiar]

{{well}} {{User:Shadow Scythe/sig}} 02:50, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

==geuss what==
i made an account at your wiki place -SI

== What i just called you on my Friend list ==

20X6 NPP? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:15, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
:Kay. Oh, and sorry about the pic when I first cae. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 01:27, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

== Dear god, kill me! ==

I have done it. I now know the one time you can be funny. When you get angry. The stuff you're saying on Chwoka's talk page would actually be good material for something along the lines of a PG-13 movie. I applaud you for your efforts. You can be good! Hallelujah! Now all you need to do is take this and make something out of it. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:38, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:You know what? I don't wanna impress you now! I could care less! You haven't seen the light! I suck! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:39, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::That's what I'm talking about! Your comedy is easily comparable to that of...anybody who wrote for Mad TV! They all used anger as a vent and inspiration for their comedy! You don't need to impress me. You've already done that, trust me, you just need to get angry and see if you can't come up with something amazingly funny. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:41, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
NPP, when EWiki is back, come back there. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:42, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Chaos: Crap! Don't you understand?! I hate everything here! God damn, me. God damn. I hate my life! Raiku: I'm done. I'm going to Youtube when I see my hate meter full. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:44, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::::That's great, but what you've got here is your muse! You really can make something good with all of this anger! {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:48, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::Chaos, You're purposly doing this. I WILL DO SOMETHING TO BE BLOCKED IF YOU DON'T STOP. I hate the universe! Everything sucks. It's me that does it. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:52, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::If by "this", you mean helping you try to use this anger positively, then yes, I am. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:55, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

== I wish you weren't so mad. ==

If you don't wanna be friends anymore, then fine. It's your choice. {{User:Raiku/siggy}}
:I do wanna be friends. But I'm done at wikis. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:50, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::Then i can't ever speak to you again. I don't go on youtube anymore. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:51, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:::I'm sorry. Then we'll be friends. But I'll miss you. You're like a brother to me. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:53, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Will you atleast stay at Ewiki? None of the jerks are there. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:56, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::I missed you even though it's been a minute. But yes, I'll come. :) {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:58, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::raiku that makes no sense

::::::because youre there {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
Ninja Pom Pom, as I said in my block edit summary, no one hates you. The reason Chwoka didn't let you retry in Wiki TV is because he didn't think you were ready yet, which I understand. I want you to realize that if you decide to come back in 3 months, because all of our arms are open to you. {{User:JCM/sig}} 13:47, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:And also, don't take everything so damn serious. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:09, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::That's a big problem of his. He totally over-reacted to every little thing, and mis-interpreted most things said to him. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:16, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:::And he automatically thought you had a grudge against him, just because of some criticisms from you. To be honest, anyone who feels sorry for themselves that bad aren't ready to be on the internet, let alone this site. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:20, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::::But yeah, it doesn't really matter to me, I help run EWiki so I'll see you again nonetheless. {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:34, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

== ROBLOX ==

I made a place on it. Whatcha think? {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}
:I have a ROBLOX account. Geronimoia. I'm usually wearing a Bucket Hat. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 17:21, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::Lucky. And guess who's back from not letting his mind rot on this wiki for hours but doesn't care to come back and do that! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}

== Welcome Back Comments ==

I AM NOT SORRY FOR MYSELF I'M JUST AN IDIOT I CAN'T STAY AWAY OR MAD! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}

== banner ==

[[File:Nppuserpageheader.png]] its done {{user:girrbyte/sig}}

== Hey ==

You had a nice week here? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:It's been a whole week? Seriously? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:51, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

== Hey buddy ==

Quit talking about my characters. I made such a fuss about Badstar using my character for a ''reason''.

I don't want people taking what's mine, and I really wish there was a rule to keep people from doing that.

OH WAIT A MINUTE YES WE DO {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 17:06, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
:Nobody reads that stuff anymore. Damn kids -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 17:19, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
::I'm not taking. It's more like promoting. I won't even use it anymore after the secret has been released. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:27, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
:::That's

:::That's not even the point

:::I don't even want you "promoting" my ideas with your weird ideas. Can't I let something of mine play out by itself? {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 18:03, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Fine, fine. Sry I just love your work and want to see the secret! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 18:04, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

== This sucks. ==

Is there any specific age limits on Photobucket? Cause I can't register. On a side note, your comic'll probably turn out awesome! The only complaint I have is that the text can be a bit hard to read, but remember, everything gets better with practice. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 15:43, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
:Thx bud! And because of photosharing, you have to be a teen. But I fake my age. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:01, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
::Okay, now it's just torturing me. It won't even let me go to the second page, all I get to do is type my username and pass. When I click next, it gives me a big red message that says "There was an error with your submission
We're sorry. Based on the information you have submitted to us, you are ineligible to register on Photobucket."

Does anyone know what I should do? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 17:21, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
:::I guess change the length. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:24, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Hmm... this makes no sense. The username I put in (Clovington) is shorter than Ninja-Pom-Pom, and my pass is exactly 8 letters. I guess I can try Imageshack... {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 17:37, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::K. But I wish photobucket would work :( {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:38, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
I'm going to repeat what Cryptonite said about your comic. CHANGE THE WORD COLOR OR USE A WORD BUBBLE IT BURNS! Not exactly what he said, but you get the point. {{User:JCM/sig}} 17:51, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
:I am. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:52, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Hey, while we're updating NPPSRTV, can you do The Day They Met too? thx, {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 02:18, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
:K {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:18, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

:Hey NPP better idea than leaving: look what I told esseye. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 17:01, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
::K. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:02, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
:::this just in: i don't really care if you call me a prick :T {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::I'm sry. I shouldn't have gotten mad. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:08, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

==THANK==

THANK YOU FOR MSPAINTING OVER MY VECTOR STUFF {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 23:34, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
:Well, at least he gave credit. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:44, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

== oh i just realized what you were apologizing for ==

No, no, no, you can have damn and ass in edit summaries. You just can't have s*** and f*** in edit summaries. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:58, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
:Oh. Thanks for informing me! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 00:59, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

== What secret ==

"Now we'll never know the secret"
What secret {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 00:03, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
:PM: What secret {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 00:03, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
::The "All Skullbuggies together" secret. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 00:54, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

== Howabout... ==

kpsrtv crosses over with Rocketman? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 05:05, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
:Raiku that fanstuff has not one episode

:That is not enough to justify a crossover

:That and it will never have more than one episode {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Maybe. Get three episodes and I'm ok with it. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 13:10, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
:::Also, I would put a maximum of forty lines or something. Raiku has a habit of putting up three and calling it a day. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::Well I guess this crossover's going down the terlet {{grad}} {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::You mean minimum, right? Please tell me you mean minimum. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:20, 24 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::Most likely not. When one says maximum, they mean MAXimum. {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}

== Invitation ==

<pre>
Dear User,
You have been invited to Meg and Raggon's wedding!
Bring a gift and enjoy!
Sincerly, Giovanni
</pre>
:I facepalmed hard {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Where is NPP is Dead (AKA this user)? ==

What's going on? {{User:StrongRad/sig2}} P.S., I am serious.
:The character is dead. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 00:23, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

== Hey! ==

Where've you been? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:02, 14 December 2009 (UTC)
:PS3, just wanted to visit the ole place. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 01:39, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

== New EWiki ==

[http://ewiki.referata.com/wiki/Main_Page Right here!] {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:09, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

== for the record... ==

I thought the creepypasta had potential. Plus it was 2 people who made comments based on the Majora's Mask one. I had to get it out of my system. I suppose I should have said that before you went nuts.{{User:Remolay/sig}} 18:53, 24 October 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks. Everyone hated my stuff a while ago, I figured "Why would it be any different this time??". Most of the time the talk pages were rant pages. XD Thanks for telling me that. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 20:12, 24 October 2010 (UTC)

== hey npp ==

Did you get the email I sent about the song? {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}

== My Speech Reactions ==

{{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 21:22, 22 March 2012 (UTC)

User:Ninja Pom Pom

2012-03-22T21:21:13Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

Hello everyone. It’s Ninja Pom Pom. First off, I was a douchey idiot about everything I did on the wiki. It wasn’t funny, I acted stupid, and would not accept criticism. I apologize. As years have past, I realized my idiocracy and wanted to apologize my rude and horrific behavior. Now that I have gotten that out of the way, on to specifics.

To those who criticized me (mostly Chaos): I see I was being stupid. Although your methods are a bit aggressive, it’s needed to get the message across. If I didn’t act like an ass, you wouldn’t of had to even use it. All of you tried hard to help me prosper and find a good vent for humor. But I screamed and yelled and cussed like an idiot. I wish to say thank you for trying, as hard as I was. Also, Chaos, you spawned my love for the word. Never forget that you are the reason that word is my favorite.

To my friends StrongRad, Cryptogamer, and Raiku: I love you guys. You were good friends and tried to help to. In fact, you tried super hard to help. I am glad I had such good friends.

Now, finally, I do not intend on coming back, as I do not think I’m that great of writer still. The only way I would consider coming back is if anyone else other than my close friends want me to try again or come back. But I do plan to post an area in my talk page to see how you guys react. If you don’t forgive me, I fully understand.

Thank you for reading this, and have a good day.

- {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 21:21, 22 March 2012 (UTC)

The cursed LBP disc

2010-10-24T20:14:41Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

Hey everyone. I'm back with a (probably going to suck, like usual -_-) creepypasta on Little Big Planet. This was inspired by the Majora's Mask one, please click [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6D2XCJUJHY&feature=related|here] for the first video. I hope (someone) enjoys this. If you don't want to read this and think it will suck ass, please leave. Thank you for taking the time to read this. Enjoy!
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Day One: The Curse

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October 24, 2010

7:08 am - Enjoying playing LBP when suddenly I here a menacing chuckle. I keep playing.

9:12 am - I am playing my friend's level when I am teleported to a level called "The watcher".

9:14 am - Keep falling too fast at jumps and constantly feel as if my game is going to crash.

9:17 am - Finish level, only to hear "Turn it off now". After not turning it off, goes black

9:54 am - I come back. I am in my pod, but my sackboy is dressed as a little kid. He then starts movin on his own. I hear "Creepy Doll", a song I downloaded.

10:00 am - I restart the game. Instead of the normal warnings, the screens say "Warning: Death to occur".

10:23 am - While I'm playing, Scary Maze Game comes on. It's a new scream and a new face, of a kid with a wicked smile. Screen goes black. Then text comes up saying, "Want to have more fun?". I proceed to turn off the game and don't come back until the next day.
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Day Two: Unneeded Materials

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KPSRTV/Wikian Galaxy Adventure/Commentary

2009-12-14T00:42:57Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

Under Construction.
== Transcript ==
'''NPP:''' Um, hey, it's NPP, cause he's bored. So yea, I'll comment on this commentary don't worry.

'''LEO:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, NPP!

''{Leo walks in while NPP looks mad}''

'''NPP:''' LEO! You're not even in this!

'''LEO:''' So?

'''NPP:''' ''{not caring}'' Ok, fine. Roll film.

''{rolls film, cuts to screen and starts commentary}''

RAD POM: {bubbles}

NINJA POM POM: I found a star up north!

RAD POM: {bubbles}

'''LEO:''' Why do you get to talk and Strong Rad bubbles? That's not fair!

'''NPP:''' God, maybe he WANTED to?

'''LEO:''' Oh.

NPP: Have you found it?

{Rad Pom squints}

RAD POM: {bubbles}

NPP: Oh. Ok. Um, you can comb another planet.

RAD POM: {pointing to a green planet covered with yellow stars that turns out to be Keron} You mean like that?

NPP: Yep. You good at puzzles.

'''LEO:''' And you good at bad grammer.

'''NPP:''' Oh, shut up.

RAD POM: Hmm... It seems suspicious. We should disguise ourselves.

{shows NPP and RP dressed as Mario and Luigi (NPP = Luigi, RP = Mario}

'''LEO:''' Why not just have a sign around your necks saying "I am not a bright guy"?

'''NPP:''' Wanna go to the pound? I here they take stranded cats this time of the year.

'''LEO:''' I'll shut up now.

{Raiku as Waluigi shoots everyone.}

NPP: Poms have rubber bouncing skin, you know.

'''SR:''' Hey guys.

'''NPP:''' Look! A Non-annoying guy! Thank you lord!

'''LEO:''' Hey!

RAD POM: I don't think these disguises would work, though. That's a green planet with yellow stars, not a mushroom shaped planet with a red top and white spots.

NPP: Sorry, I just like Luigi.

'''LEO:''' Couldn't you have said, "Sorry, I just like Leo?!"

'''NPP:''' Dammit, Leo, SHUT UP.

RAD POM: You still have those Keronian disguises, don't you?

NPP: Wait, aren't I still...... {turns into a Keroian} Yes.

RAD POM: Well, I can reverse the spell when we come back. {turns into a Keronian} Let's find out.

NPP: Let's bring Luigi. {gets out his Luigi}

'''LEO:''' Yea, Leo isn't good enough.

'''NPP:''' That planet had clowns

''{silence}''

'''LEO:''' Thanks for not taking me.

RAD POM: {in an unimpressed tone} He's gonna need a disguise too. {turns Luigi into a Keronian}

{All goe to planet, a compy in the wall}

LUIGI AS LUIGIGI: Let me hack. {hacks, then a dinging sound heard} Just a simple firewall.

RP AS RADODO: Hmm...

{A wall falls.}

'''LEO:''' ''{sarcastic}'' OOOOHHH! A wall falls! THIS IS THE BEST!

'''NPP:''' I own a gun. I can shoot you.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Great job!

RP AS RADODO: I DON'T want to talk about it.

{Camera pans right to show a bunch of bunnies eating arms off creatures.}

'''LEO:'''Oh, LOOK! FAKE BLOOD IS AWESOME!

'''NPP:''' Oh, why the hell did I let you join?

'''LEO:''' Because I blackmailed you with your porn movies of SR.

'''SR:''' Wait, what?!

'''NPP:''' I told you, RAIKU PUT THEM THERE TO MAKE ME LOOK GAY! HE'S REDUCING ME TO HIM BY FRAMING!

RP AS RADODO: What are bunnies doing on a frog-related planet?

RABBIT: I'm Sir Bunny, and we are the Animal Eating Accosiation.

RP AS RADODO: I hope you are scavengers because we only want to find out if this planet is safe and then return to our planet in peace.

{Keith Pom comes out of Hammerspace.}

KEITH POM: One piece.

SIR BUNNY: We want the blue meat.

'''LEO:''' EAT HIM! EAT HIM!

'''NPP:''' Yeah, just watch.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: {gulp}

RP AS RADODO: I doubt there's any meat. The last time he went to get his checkup, his doctor said he was full of hot air.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Who said me? Sonic's behind me and I don't want him to die!

'''LEO:''' Dammit,

{Sonic as Sonini shows up behind NPP as Ninja Pomomo.}

RP AS RADODO: I was talking about us Poms.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Sonini, trashcan!

{Sonini jumps in a trashcan}

RP AS RADODO: We'd best find another blue meat. ... I got it! {throws a Blue Goomba from Hammer Space} There you go. {keeps throwning Blue Goombas from Hammerspace} Is that enough?

SIR BUNNY: Yes, but can we also have the green meat?

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Yes sir. {throws KP to them}

RP AS RADODO: Especially since he didn't disguise himself. {covers where his mouth should be, scared}

SIR BUNNY: I don't care. Just go!

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Ok, Ok!

RP AS RADODO: Okay, we might want to explore the rest of the planet, just to be sure.

SIR BUNNY: Fine, I saw two stars. That's it.

{The words LEVEL 1 COMPLETE! appear and disappear on the screen.}

RP AS RADODO: Let's explore the other "levels".

{Cut to the map. RP as Radodo and NPP as Ninja Pomomo go to a new area, the words Level 2 appear, and Level 1 has a Ninja Pompomeranian flag.}

RP AS RADODO: Okay, we might go through this. Let's see what's ahead of us.

{Camera zooms out and then pans right to reveal what's ahead.}

VOICEOVER RP AS RADODO: Okay, that might be hard.

VOICEOVER NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: It's a starball-rolling course! Crap!

VOICEOVER RP AS RADODO: Hmm... There's an ! flag at the end. What does that mean?

VOICEOVER NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: It's hard and if we die thrice we get kicked off the planet.

{Cut to RP and Radodo and NPP as Ninja Pomomo.}

RP AS RADODO: No.

LUIGI AS LUIGIGI: No animation?

RP AS RADODO: No. An ! flag at the end means we're at level 2.1.

RAIKU: Need help?

RP AS RADODO: You'll need a disguise. I see there's Browntants, Jaros, Chorches, etc., etc., etc., etc...

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: I'm gonna wait.

RAIKU: No I don't. Everyone knows who I am, and they are ALL afraid of me.

RP AS RADODO: I wonder what'll happen if you help us...

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Luigi, you can help them while I try to break the ball while it's rolling.

RAIKU: Alot of people will die.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Um, I should of said evil Goomba Raidors.

RP AS RADODO: But those are Robots.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Robot Goomba Raidors?

{NPP as Ninja Pomomo has a "O_o" on his face}

RP AS RADODO: I doubt you played Stinkoman 20X6.

{The words FLASH 7 OR HIRE REQUIRED appear at the bottom of the screen.}

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Don't forget Megaman, though I want to.

RP AS RADODO: You should look at the article on the wiki.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: Anyways, the rabbits know we're disguised. So why are we still in them?

RP AS RADODO: So that the Keronians don't know.

NPP AS NINJA POMOMO: I already told them.

RP AS RADODO: Okay, maybe we should finish all 6 levels.

NPP: {turns back to normal} NOW we can.

RP: {turns back to normal} Okay, what skills do you have?

RAIKU: I can... you guys know what I can do.

NPP: The only way to break the ball is to get to the end.

RP: I know if I turn into Strong Rad again, I can shoot projectiles.

NPP: I can bounce high with something between my legs!

RP: ...

NPP: So I can bounce the ball to the other side!

RP: {takes ball and puts it in one of his pockets for protection and turns to Strong Rad} Okay.

{NPP grabs ball and bounces to other side. LEVEL 2.1 COMPLETE! appears. Cut to a screen with a picture of SR, NPP, and Raiku and the words TRY LEVEL 2.2 appear, then cut to Level 2.2. The words START PLAY temporarily appear.}

NPP: It's.....it's....food!

{Cut to the path ahead.}

SR: It's a trap!

{NPP runs to it laughin crazy, then gets run over.}

SR: Told you!

{NPP gets up and grabs the food, revealing the power star}

NPP: But it's real food!

SR: I see a power star.

NPP: {runs around in a circle} FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD!

SR: I SAID I SEE A POWER STAR! {clothing changes to a male cheerleader outfit} GIMME AN OW! {hits NPP with a bat}

NPP: FOOD! {runs to power star and eats it}

{SR's outfit returns to normal. NPP licks fingers. Cut to a Stinkoman 20X6 style boss cutscene.}

NPP: Who we fighting?

{Rick Astley appears and rickrolls NPP, Raiku, and SR}

ALL: WE'RE GETTING RICKROLLED!!!!!!!!

{Raiku shoots Rick Astley, killing him.}

NPP: Well, that was stupid and unpredictible. Let's do it again!

SR: Are you the boss?

RAIKU: THE BOSS IS DEAD.

NPP: Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again!

SR: What's next?

NPP: {shrugs}

RAIKU: Let's go to the invisible planet!

NPP: 'Kay.

SR: No, we go to Level 3.

RAIKU: INVISIBLE PLANET {cocks gun}

NPP: I just want a cookie!

SR: I hear there's a cookie at the end of Level 6. Can you get that on the invisible planet?

RAIKU: You can get two.

NPP: {Trance-like} ME HAX FOR COOKIE! {gets "Super Jump"}

SR: You can only get that on Invisible Planet according to the Uncyclopedia.

RAIKU: INVISBLE PLANET OR DIE

SR: Okay, Raiku, YOU can go to Invisible Planet.

{Raiku drags the others to the Invisible Planet}

RAIKU: There is no known way off.

{NPP super jumps to the cookies}

SR: Good thing I can reverse time. {reverses time to before Raiku drags the others} Okay, Raiku, YOU can go ot Invisible Planet, emphasis on YOU because there are four levels left.

{Raiku strips him of his abilities and takes them back.}

SR: Very funny. And we have 4 levels left. Why not destroy Invisible Planet?

RAIKU: No, let's just go. {Raiku sends Keron into a black hole for a while.}

SR: Okay, is that temporary?

NPP: ME STEAL ALL THREE COOKIES! {runs around in a circle}

SR: Hopefully this is a bonus level with the boss being a cookie, am I correct?

{A giant cookie boss appears.}

NPP: CoOkIe! {swallows boss whole}

SR: ... I SHALL USE THIS POWER FOR GOOD!

{SR turns all enemies into cookies, NPP runs and swallows each one whole still running, and goes FAR offscreen. SR has a "O_o" face.}

SR: This might get us back to Level 3 (from Level -0)

{Cut to NPP, SR, and Raiku beating Level 6.}

NPP: What do I win?

ANNOUNCER: A cookie!

{An arm pops out of hammerspace and gives NPP a cookie. Cut back to SR and Raiku}

SR: And me?

ANNOUNCER: You're still beginning the game....again.

SR: That's it!

{Cut to SR and NPP in NPP's room playing a virtual reality video game. Raiku is standing there levitating with Maroon eyes. SR takes his helmet off.}

SR: I'm done with this game.

{The Paper goes down, saying "Click here to email Strong Rad, Click here to email Ninja Pom Pom, or click here to play the Wikian Galaxy Adventure."}

Retrieved from "http://wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/NPPSRTV/Wikian_Galaxy_Adventure"

KPSRTV/KP

2009-11-08T16:55:15Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

''{cut to KP showing CP to NPP's room, which is now her room}''

'''KP:''' So, I'll go ahead and clear the room later.

''{cut to KP talking to Sonic, Leo, Luigi, Fox, and Cloud}''

'''KP:''' Ok, I've given you each a new phrase. Ok, Leo, you say "Halo kicks your ass", Luigi, you say "Suck it!", Fox, you got "I ''SO'' wish they had a new Star Fox game", Sonic, "I wear a ring too!", and Cloud, say "I don't make rain."

''{all of them look at him with O_o faces}''

''{cut to KP talking to SR}''

'''KP:''' So what do I have to say?

'''SR:''' ... Nothing. Raiku has your resignation right here. ''{takes KP's resignation letter out of nowhere}'' Thanks, Raiku!

'''KP:''' I'll buy that.

Talk:Solitary: Wiki Edition

2009-09-10T01:09:20Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* ... */

Sephy, some euthenizing needs to be done. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== ... ==

"12 wiki users are locked in a room, and must do challenges without knowing who everyone else is."

Can't they just look at the sign up list or read the rest of the transcript and know who everyone else is? {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 20:55, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Yes, but that's how it is in the show, so the characters have to pretend. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:05, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
:How bout they email you to join? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:15, 8 September 2009 (UTC)
::That's a good idea. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 23:24, 8 September 2009 (UTC)

Or why don't you kill this because as stupid as your other ideas are, you can't turn A CARD GAME IN TO A FULL FLEDGED INTERACTIVE {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:This isn't a card game, it's based off the reality show. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 18:37, 9 September 2009 (UTC)
::Never heard of it. Probably sucks. I still only know the card game. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
And they email their lines and you edit it instead of them. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 01:09, 10 September 2009 (UTC)

Wiki Network Challenge/judging1

2009-09-08T20:17:46Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* Raggon */

== CG ==
''{Crypto walks up}''

'''RAIKU:''' Hello crypto. Welcome to the Wiki Network Challenge judging.

'''NPP:''' Yes. Now, this looks like it was made in paint, is it not?

'''CG:''' Nerp. It was actually drawn in a little thing called [http://scratch.mit.edu/ Scratch], which is like paint, but different. I use it when I need a good set of colors without going through the process that Paint has.

'''RAIKU:''' I've used that!

'''NPP:''' It's at a good level of art. <small>Compared to the others.</small> So what tools in it?

'''CG:''' I only used the circle tool for the top. The rest was just paint and fill.

'''NPP:''' Ok, some points off. Now, why didn't you create a story for the cake? I thought that would be interesting to see.

'''CG:''' wait what

'''RAIKU:''' ''{same time}'' wait what

'''NPP:''' Well, all it is is the character. How come you decided for no story?

'''RAIKU:''' why does he need a story for it that doesn't make any sense

'''NPP:''' Well, show the character doing something he would do.

'''RAIKU:''' We didn't know that. And no one is that good of a drawer.

'''NPP:''' Well, next time I will start deducting for that. Crypto, you may go.

== Meg ==
''{Meg enters}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Wearing a black turtleneck, and a unamused look on his face}'' Yes, Meg, is it? Well, allow me to say that this is perhaps one of the most dreadful things I have ever seen. This cake is an absolute disgrace. Its a mess. A 4 year old could decorate better. Dreadful. Absolutely dreadful.

'''RAIKU:''' I have to agree.

'''MEG:''' I did my best. I failed at coloring.

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Cups one hand over face}'' Get out of my sight... just get out of my site...

'''RAIKU:''' ''{snaps his fingers, Meg disappears.}''

'''NPP:''' It was crap.

== Raggon ==
''{Raggon walks in.}''

'''NPP:''' Raggon. i'm sorry, but that can SUCK IT. No, it DID suck it. A big one te millon times on.

User talk:InsanityDemon

2009-09-07T02:31:17Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* "It's fairly common to occasionally feel like you have extremely mild psychic powers." */

==Rob Schneider==
[[Image:Rob_Schneider.jpg]]

Rob Schneider is displeased. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 04:44, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:I don't really care. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 04:51, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
::We do. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 05:04, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:Who's rob schneider? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

::ROB SCHNEIDER DERP DEE DERP
::DERP DEE DERPITY DERPY DERP
::UNTIL ONE DAY
::A DERP A DERP A DERP A DERP
::DERP DEE DERP TA TEEDLY TUM
::FROM THE CREATORS OF
::DER
::AND
::TUM TA TITTALY TUM TA TOO
::ROB SCHNEIDER IS
::DA DERP DE DERP TA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB

::rated pg-13

:: {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 11:59, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
:::serious question skull
:::is that from south park
:::what episode [[Special:Contributions/124.187.30.68|124.187.30.68]] 07:24, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
:The one where Cartman goes to Scotland. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 10:58, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

== Thank You ==

For putting My Talk on My Userpage's Talk. - {{User:Counting Blue Cars/sig}}
:I'm just doing my part for the community occasionally. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 22:21, 31 October 2008 (UTC)
== Facts You Won't Find In A Book ==
Can I add something to it? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:It has to be approved my me first, so tell me what it is. --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 07:07, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
::It's kind of long "Division by zero is possible because of implosion." (that is what you would use, not the following. this is just an explination) Basically, dividing an object by zero would be splitting it into zero parts. Implosion is an inward explosion that completely destroys an object, or, splits it into zero parts. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:::Actually, there are Burger Kings in Australia. The more you know! {{grad}} - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 10:40, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

== "It's fairly common to occasionally feel like you have extremely mild psychic powers." ==

Can't agree with you more. I see some things that repeat themselves. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 05:46, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
:Uh... is that a joke? --{{User:InsanityDemon/sig}} 19:54, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
::Ehhh... Nope. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 00:12, 15 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Yeah, it's true. I get them all the time. =D - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 23:58, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
::::Yeah, it's true. I get them all the time. Ooh, deja vu. @_@ - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 23:58, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::I get them and deja vus. But I see it while I SLEEP. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:31, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

== HA HA! ==

I found the melbourne cup/elections fact in an eyewitness book. PROVEN WRONG'D! {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:OK, I'll change it to just "Random Facts." --{{User:InsanityDemon/sig}} 00:51, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

User:Ninja Pom Pom

2009-09-06T14:44:01Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

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<td><center>'''How you like meh now, cubey!'''</center></td>
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Corrupted by the terrible new Avatar movie. Working until further notice. Until then, this is [[/PLAY AS THE NEW POKETOON CHARACTERS!|my advertisement for Poketoons.]] [http://poketoons.smackjeeves.com/ POKETOONS IS ALSO A COMIC!] Also can someone make my characters in flash or powerpoint? [http://www.petitiononline.com/3g45h/ Sign if you want them to make it.]
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== Some of this is repainted Ninjaduck stuff and some is video pic ==
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Wikitours/Tour Hub/Ninja Pom Pom/lab/bathroom

2009-09-06T14:37:18Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

Sign on door says, "Don't go in. It's <s>Leo's</s> KP's fault". Dang, door is locked.

== Chat ==

Wikitours/Tour Hub/Ninja Pom Pom/lab

2009-09-06T14:05:43Z

Ninja Pom Pom: Created page with 'As you walk in, a sign on the door says, "Idiot probably pissing". == Navigation == *The Bathroom == Chat == '''NPP:''' Hey idiot. '''KP:''' Why do you crush my ...'

As you walk in, a sign on the door says, "Idiot probably pissing".

== Navigation ==
*[[/bathroom|The Bathroom]]

== Chat ==
'''NPP:''' Hey idiot.

'''KP:''' Why do you crush my dreams?

'''NPP:''' Cause you're crazy.

Wikitours/Tour Hub/Ninja Pom Pom

2009-09-06T14:02:37Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* Navigation */

This is where NPP reveals his personal items, friends, and stuff he bought on Ebay.
== Souvenirs ==
*NPP Cap
== Navigation ==
*[[/house|NPP's living quarters]]

*[[/lab|KP's Lab]]

== Chat ==

Wikitours/NPP

2009-09-06T14:00:07Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

*Ninja Pom Pom, Racer, Keith Pom, Cute Pom, VG Group, Strong Rad (if he's ok with it)
*Souvenirs: NPP Cap, Racer Toy, KP Plane

Talk:Wiki Network Challenge/judging1

2009-09-06T13:55:01Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

OBJECTION! It's only 9 oclock, and that's not enough time! {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 04:37, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
:The cake page said 10:00 EASTEREN TIME. That's two or three hours before your time. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 13:54, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Wiki Network Challenge

2009-09-05T23:41:53Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

Haven't we had something like this before {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

==So...==

When do we show the cakes? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 16:10, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
:At around ten. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 16:13, 5 September 2009 (UTC)

== We... ==

can't upload... {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 23:33, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
:Photobucket. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:41, 5 September 2009 (UTC)

The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP7

2009-09-04T22:55:01Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

''{open: a golf course, with gray grass. Shadow Keith Pom and Shadowgamer are here. SG hands SKP a 3 wood, and SKP begins to swing it. As he does, he whacks SG in the head with it.}''

'''SKP:''' Fore! ''{swings}''

'''SG:''' ''{staggering back}'' I think I have a concussion...

'''SKP:''' Oops. Sorry.

''{swings it, but KO's SG}''

'''SG:''' ''{weakly}'' Owwwww...

'''SKP:''' Dammit! I always hit them! Tell you what, I'll let you teach my kids at the school I own.

'''SG:''' I... just won't question the myriad of things wrong with that.

''{Raiku pops in.}''

'''RAIKU:''' Welcome to Horribly Evil Golf Courses! ''{pops out}''

'''SG:''' ''{rubs eyes}'' ...What.

''{cut to SG at a kindergarten room tied in a chair and tipped over with kids running all over}''

''{kid comes up to his face}''

'''KID:''' You're UGLY!

''{kicks him in the nose}''

'''SG:''' Careful, now, little boy-slash-girl, I was the former bodyguard and wizard to the overlord!

''{kicks him again}''

'''KID:''' Daddy says if you are stupid, he would take away your powers!

'''SG:''' "Daddy" says a lot of things... I know a secret or two...

''{kicks him a third time}''

'''KID:''' Daddy figured out your secrets!

''{repeatedly kicks him}''

'''RAIKU:''' GO KID!

'''SG:''' But do you know Big Br- Er, "Daddy"'s secrets?

'''KID:''' ''{suspisous}'' What secrets?

'''SG:''' Well, everything you know is a lie. The stuff they teach you is a lie. Your medication is a lie. The cake is a lie. Plus, he likes to put on a big ol' pink bunny suit and tango.

'''KID:''' I want a new daddy!

'''SG:''' Will you help me get to the Inverse Dimension, then?

'''KID:''' Daddy, I can do ANTHING.

'''SG:''' Uh... Good. But, we'll need some help. ''{claps hands; shadow versions of Squatcha, Zoe, Utarefson, Vid, Raiku, All the VG group, Racer, and Clovington show up.}'' Impressive, eh? Alright, guys, let's go have a chat with my good friend NPS...

''{cut to all of them but the kid tied up, hanging over a tiger}''

'''NPS:''' AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

'''SHADOW RAIKU:''' ''"We are hanging over a cat, get us back on the welcome mat"'' ''{they are brought down.}''

'''SG:''' Nice jorb, ya stupid robot. You got us from dnagling over a tiger, to right next to a tiger. Reeeeaaal nice.

''{tiger suddenly walks offscreen. Cut to the tiger heading for a treat paced by the kid}''

'''SG:''' Wow, good job kid! Now let's— NPS is right behind me, isn't he?

'''NPS:''' But soon I'll be behind a corpse.

'''SHADOW RAIKU:''' I don't know any spells that get rid of a psychopath.

'''SHADOW VID:''' ''{looks at Shadow Utarefson}''

'''SU:''' HINDENBURG!

'''SV:''' ''{pulls out a lighter}''

''{NPS turns the whole shadow VG group to ashes}''

'''THE REST:''' Aw, hell.

'''SHADOW RAIKU:''' REVERSO! ''{everyone turns back to normal.}''

''{NPS does it again}''

User:Ninja Pom Pom/UNCORRUPTED PAGE

2009-08-30T13:55:27Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* Leo */

<div class="usermessage">You have [[Special:Mytalk|new messages]] ([[Special:Mytalk|last change]]).</div>
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Hi, I'm <s>Homestar</s> <s>The Hulk</s> <s>a mutant alien</s> {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}. Now piss me off for your enjoyment! And..... can someone please make a [[User:Ninja Pom Pom/house contest|house]] for NPP, Racer, Piplup #27, and Keith Pom with their rooms respectively and a computer room and living room? Just rooms not themselves in it.
[[Image:Official_Ninja_pom.png‎]]
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{{Whirled|I can't play yet|Mario}}
==Do you know your Smash Bros?==
[http://www02.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=080425224342-212892 How good you know it? Hopefully, good!]

[[User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig|My sig]]

[[User:Ninja Pom Pom/Leo sig|Leo's sig]]

[[User:Ninja Pom Pom/Luigi sig|Luigi's sig]]

[[User:Ninja Pom Pom/Sonic sig|Sonic's Sig]]

[[User:Ninja Pom Pom/Fox sig|Fox's sig]]

[[User:Ninja Pom Pom/Cloud|Cloud's sig]]

[[User:Ninja Pom Pom/Top 10|My ripoff top 10]]

== To see history of Tabuu... ==

<center>[[User:Ninja Pom Pom/Rickrolled!|Come here]]</center>

== Wikian Galaxy Stars ==
<center>1</center>

== Acheviments ==
{{Achievement2|2=Hello World!|3=10|4=Look at the Achievements Page.}}
{{Achievement2|2=Logo-a-Go Go!|3=5|4=Make a logo for the wiki.}}
{{Achievement2|2=Brannigan Begin Again!|3=5|4=Find the beginning of GAM3.}}
{{Achievement2|2=WHAT THE?!|3=10|4=wait if gam3 is supposed to be backwards then how are you losing or winning or aggf i can't tell}}
{{Achievement2|2=Happy Birthday!|3=50G|4=Celebrate your birthday.}}

'''TOTAL G's:''' 80

[[User:Ninja Pom Pom/Characters|My Characters]]

==Fave People==
*{{User:Raiku/sig}} - A good friend. Introduced me to the site.
*{{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}} - Makes me feel like I can do something major.
*{{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} - Made my Fave Character, friends with Raiku, great artist.
*{{User:Zoo977/sig}} - Great pic combiner.
*{{User:Im a bell/sig}} - Made my sprite, helped with raw sig.
*{{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} - Helps alot with [[Ninja Pom Pom Dictionary]].
*{{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} - Another good friend.
*[[User:Felixa500|Felixa500]] - My nana.
*{{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} - Made me a pic above.
*{{User:StrongRad/sig}} - Contributes with me and accepts me for his games. A good friend I first met here.
*{{User:JCM/sig}} - Nice and helps alot.
*{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} - Just because he's awesome. And funny. And serious when needed.
*{{User:Girrbyte/sig}}-Helped me wit song swf.

==Fave Character==
Lucas Aura

[[Image:Lucas Aura.PNG]] [[Image:Lucas Sprite.PNG]]

[[Image:JUS-Styled Lucas Aura.PNG]] [[Image:ChaosWallpy10.PNG]]

''(copyright of Ryan Bluefox and Chaos)''

===Others===
*[[Image:RaikuPic.png]] [[Image:Raiku32.PNG]] [[Image:RaikuRaggonRaggonixSprites.PNG]]

Raiku

== A song ==
I want pie<br>
Or I'll die<br>
I want pie<br>
I'll put it down my fly<br>
I want pie<br>
There I saw SI<br>
Wanting pie<br>
And then a clown sighed<br>
I want pie<br>
For to...um...eh...<br>
'''I WANT PIE!'''

== Card games that didn't last ==
*Flu-gi-oh
*Jokemon
*Weegeemon
*Lockugan
*Playotic
== My channel ==
*[[Ninja Pom Pom Dictionary]]
*[[NPP's Reviews]]
*[[The Ninja Pom Pom Show!]]
''' COMING SOON'''
== Random Mario Crap ==

{{YouTube|Kr2jlCyCJBI}}<big><- A</big> {{YouTube|9toyYznbryc}}<big><- B</big>
:: [[Image:Well.PNG]] [[Image:Well.PNG]]
:[[Image:Well.PNG]] [[Image:Mario64 2.gif]][[Image:Well.PNG]]
:: [[Image:Well.PNG]] [[Image:Well.PNG]]
If you picked A: '''MARIO:''' For the love of god, '''<big><big><big><big>SAVE ME!</big></big></big></big>''' NO! LUIGI! STOP DANCING TO THIS CRAP!
[[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]][[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif]]

If you picked B: '''MARIO:''' Yes, this is good! Good dance, Luigi!

:[[Image:Dancing Luigi Sprite.gif|60px]][[Image:gunman.jpg]][[Image:Mario gang.bmp]]

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'''MARIO:''' It's-a me, Original Mario!

== Character paintings ==
=== My team ===
==== Leo ====
[[Image:Leo paint.PNG|150px]] [[Image:Leo done.gif|150px]]<br>
http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu6/Ninja-Pom-Pom/Leo.png <big><big>New!</big></big>

==== Luigi ====
[[Image:Luigi_paint.PNG|150px]]
==== Sonic ====
[[Image:Sonic_paint.PNG|150px]]

==== Fox ====
[[Image:Fox Kawaii.PNG|150px]]

=== Others ===
==== R2-D2 ====
[[Image:R2 paint.PNG|150px]]
==== Peach ====
[[Image:Peach paint.PNG|150px]]
==== Mario ====
[[Image:Mario paint.PNG|150px]]
==== Wario ====
[[Image:Wario paint.PNG|150px]]

Request on my talk page.

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<big><big><big><big>My Cat</big></big></big></big><br>

[[File:Josh.jpg|230px]]<br>

<big><big><big><big>My Card</big></big></big></big><br>

[[File:NPP Card.jpg]]<br>
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Well, thanks for coming! Don't forget to visit our crap shop!

''{shows Piplup #27 at a stand with crap next to him}''

Please dispose of your rotting mind in the proper receptical.
[[Image:Litterdisposal.png|180px]]

User:Kirbychu/Shadow/Shadow Pom

2009-08-30T13:49:18Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

[[Image:Ninja_pom_pom_shadow.JPG|thumb|right|Shadowy!]]
'''Shadow Pom''' is the oppisite of Ninja Pom Pom. He hates Raiku, SKHS, and everyone else. He is a dictator that even murdered his men, family, and pet for fun. He's 30, unlike 17-year old NPP. He's still just as smart as NPP, though. He forms into a Lepord (replaces pokemon) and an alien (replaces human).

Mount Colossus/Front Gate/Inside/Devil Canyon

2009-08-25T21:10:49Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* Talk */

Devil Canyon is a ride where you go around Mount Colossus then through it 2 times. It's action packed.

== Talk ==
''{KP and others just got off. All but Riskk and CP look like they're about to puke}''

'''KP:''' I need asprin!

''{falls}''

Talk:Mount Colossus

2009-08-25T21:04:44Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

Try a horrible Splash Mountain ride called "Crash Sproutin'" which is like Small World mixed with Splash Mountain, so you don't get wet and such and such {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 02:53, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

please

no more

what did we ever do to you -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
OH! Do a ride like the yeti ride at Animal Kingdom only chase a demon or something. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 20:56, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
:Nice. But that's Devil Run basically. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 21:01, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
::Ok. OH! How bout a love tunnel, then KP and CP go in, but they come out KP KO'd! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 21:04, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Mount Colossus/Front Gate

2009-08-25T21:02:18Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* Talk */

The Front gate. Lucas is here.

== Navigation ==
*[[/Inside|Inside the Park]]
== Talk ==
'''LUCAS:''' 20 bucks please.

'''MELON:''' Suck it. ''{walks in}''

''{Lucas teleports in, steals 20 bucks from Melon, and teleports back.}''

''{KP, CP, and Racer all get to front. The video game gang are walking as ''SLOW AS CHRISTMAS PANTING.'' They then stop to talk, but before they get a sound out, they fall on the ground}''

'''CLOUD:''' Could we- ''{pants}'' -have parked- ''{pants}'' -any closer?

''{Riskk floats on in a UFO, pays Lucas on his way in, and the gang walk in}''

Mount Colossus

2009-08-25T20:55:00Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* Sign Up */

A new theme park. Feel free to suggest rides and games on the talk.

== Sign Up ==
*Raiku
*MelonDemon43
*NPP (but KP and buds are at the park)

== Start ==
*[[/Front Gate|Front Gate]]

The Movie Theater/The War of the Poms

2009-08-24T22:35:09Z

Ninja Pom Pom: Created page with 'If you want to be in my movie, I will do cameos. == Trailer == '''ANNOUNCER:''' In a world... ''{cut to Pom World, each slide is slowly zoomed in on}'' '''ANNOUNCER:''' .........'

If you want to be in my movie, I will do cameos.

== Trailer ==
'''ANNOUNCER:''' In a world...

''{cut to Pom World, each slide is slowly zoomed in on}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ......where there is peace....

''{cut to the Poms playing}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ......there is about to be a slaughter house covering it all..... with war.

''{shows flag of an anknown species in a quick lightning flash animation}''

''{cut to a montage of KP, SR, Crypto, and others all running and fighting with music getting faster as the montage progresses}''

''{cut to a black screen}''

'''KP:''' ''{offscreen}'' Get ready.

''{KP comes up and lights the screen on fire with a flamethrower}''

''{cut to words spelled in fire "The War of the Poms"}''

Coming in '''March 2010'''

The Movie Theater

2009-08-24T22:25:55Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* Movies */

Do you got a movie for your characters? Well, make a premire to watch it!

== Movies ==
*[[/RDoR|Raiku: Day of Reckoning]]

*[[/The War of the Poms|The War of the Poms]]

Talk:The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP5

2009-08-23T15:03:52Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

Why do you need two fanstuffs detailing the adventures of your guys characters {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:the hell you talkin bout kid {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 14:46, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
::I think KPSRTV and this. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 14:48, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Oh. See, KPSRTV details the utter wackiness and slight drama of my good friends, <s>NPP</s> KP and SR,'s adventures, while this details the utter wackiness and slight drama of me and my characters. Me and Raiku sometimes guest-star on KPSRTV, and the guys KPSRTV do likewise here. (btw this takes place during the events of [[KPSRTV/PS3 creates Ewiki Pack?!|this.]]) {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 14:55, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Unfortanatly, NPP died before he could help. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 15:03, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP5

2009-08-23T14:43:30Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

''{open: a black screen}''

'''JAM:''' Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu, (Previously on the Stupid Dumbass Stupid Show,)

'''OFFICER BRIMBLESKI:''' Keith Pom, you are under arrest for messed-up looking animal abu- What in blazes happened to the damn jail?!

'''LEO:''' No, it isn't KP! It's....

''{KP reveals to be SKP}'''

'''SKP:''' Shadow Keith Pom!

'''SG:''' You?! How'd YOU get here?!

'''SKP:''' Disguise. Duh.

''{Now...}''

'''SG:''' No, how'd you get to Earth? You know getting shadows here is very complicated!

'''OFFICER BRIMBLESKI:''' Uh, what about the jail?

'''SKP:''' I went through the jail toilet, which sewer water mixed with shadow causes an nuclear explosion.

'''CG:''' What about ol' mummyface?

'''SKP:''' Yeah, I don't know who dat is.

'''CG:''' Well kiddies, you know what that means! Time for a flashback! Shadowpher, do the honors.

'''SG:''' ''{waves hand so we do a wavy flashback.}''

''{Cut to Crypto, sitting in a padded cell.}''

'''CG:''' Oh, so this is how they treat me, after all we did for them! Well, when I get ''{the wall cracks open and the room shakes}'' Yes! Vid came through! ''{Runs into opening, into a room containing a man in a white suit and black fedora, polishing a shotgun}'' Well howdy thar stranger.

'''STRANGER:''' Hmm... Yes, just call me that. ''{turns around, to reveal his face is bandaged up (like a mummy) with two holes for his eyes, which are covered by red tinted sunglasses.}'' You bustin' out?

'''SKP:''' Oh, he's the fourth wall police, tracking you down.

'''SG:''' ... ... ... Whatever.

'''SKP:''' Anyways, I came back to invite Shadowpher back to Shadow Dimension, but I also played jokes.

''{manical laughter}''

'''SG:''' How the hell do you plan to do that? Me and Crypto've tried, but it seems impossible.

'''SKP:''' You gotta click you heels and say "I belevive in Shadow-going-backness".

'''SG:''' What.

'''CG:''' Very what.

'''SKP:''' Wanna go back, or not?

'''SG:''' Will I have to work for ''{shudders} him'' again?

'''SKP:''' No, NPS will let you work for me and you're my favorite.

'''SG:''' He'd better not double-cross me again, though. But, I'll take you up on your offer, for now.

'''OFFICER BRIMBLESKI:''' Uh, seriously, what the hell happened to my jail?!

'''SKP:''' Shut up and just be happy you wern't in there at THE DAMN TIME!

'''SG:''' Well? I want to see if NPS has completely ruined everything yet.

'''SKP:''' Fine. Do it.

'''SG:''' ... Vid, turn off the camera

'''VID''' Okay.

'''SG:''' ... I'm serious, idgit.

'''VID:''' ''{Stifling laughter}'' Okay. ''{Pushes a button on the camera.}''

'''SG:''' ''{Glaring; clicks heels}'' I belevive in Shadow-going back-ness.

''{The whole gang teleports to Shadow dimension. all but SKP fall on ground}''

'''VID:''' Hey, how'd we ''all'' end up here?!

'''SKP:''' Everyone in a range of ten feet go with the person that did it.

'''OFFICER BRIMBLESKI:''' Er, y'all are under arrest for kidnapping an off-

'''SG:''' Oh, do be quiet. ''{waves hand; Brimbleski is muted}'' Well, where's ol' ugly?

'''NPS:''' Over here, you stupid waste of space. Now, shut up or you'll be my guard again. Your job with SKP is........caddy.

'''SG:''' ...Fine.

'''ZOE:''' What about us?

'''NPS:''' Oh, yea. SKP, take them home.

'''VID:''' ''{whispering}'' I thought you said this was impossible!

'''CG:''' ''{whispering back}'' I did I did I did.

''{SKP does the thing with everyone but SG and NPS in range of ten feet}''

''{cut to the Yates}''

'''ZOE:''' ...How long do you think Shadow'll last 'til he whacks SKP over the head with a golf club?

'''CG:''' About... the front nine.

'''KP:''' Hey, guys.

''{end toon]''

Skully B.'s Awesome Birthday Mixer (BYOB)/lounge

2009-08-22T23:47:59Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* Places */

This is the lounge. This is where the sweet party action is.

If you haven't been let in, wait until you are, okay?

== The Party ==
=== Places ===
* [[Skully B.'s Awesome Birthday Mixer (BYOB)/kart|Racetrack]]

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''{The room is decorated with all manner of party... decorations. Music is playing. Strangely, nobody is around, save for Stan.}''

''{KP and comp. enter}''

'''KP:''' Hey, I heard I needed to bring ''{whispers}'' <small>Fanta.</small> And Fat Princess.

'''STAN:''' Hey, awesome! Just toss them in the fridge over there. ... I'm assuming Fat Princess is a cocktail, by the way.

''{Stan points to a mini-bar at the other side of the room. He then walks over there and stands behind it.}''

'''STAN:''' Alright, business is open!

''{slide to show KP}''

'''KP:''' Acctually it's a PS3 game where you gotta save your princess while the enemy feeds your princess.

''{throws the Fanta in}''

''{CG and the others enter}''

'''CG:''' Hey soup guys.

'''STAN:''' Yo! How's it going, guys?

'''RISKK:''' Hey, can I be your character? They hate me.

'''KP:''' ''{offscreen}'' YOU GO TO PARTIES!

''{CG slides next to Stan}''

'''CG:''' Psst... where do we put the presents? ''{Gestures to Vid, who is struggling under the weight of the object}''

'''KP:''' I dumped it in Skull B's room.

'''STAN:''' You mean the garage? Uh, I'd put it on the table over there.

''{KP has the present}''

'''KP:''' Kay.

''{puts it on the table}''

'''VID:''' ''{hoisting the package onto the table}'' That thing, was ''heavy.''

'''CG:''' Shut up. Hey, KP, how's the party?

'''KP:''' Good. I won '''Best Outfit'''.

''{Homestrong and Samuel enter}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Didn't I tell you, Samuel? Death threats are the only way to go!

'''SAMUEL:''' ...Right. So why are we here again?

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Simple, really. We are here to activate my evil plan!

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Rolls eyes}'' Oh joy...

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Shut up. Now, I'll tell you the details later. But first, get on every one's good side. We have to gain some trust first...

'''SAMUEL:''' ...I'll just go grab some of the fanta. ''{Walks off}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' .... ''{Muttering under breath}'' Lazy, good for nothing...

''{Assistant walks in. Number Two stays in the doorway and pulls him back.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Assistant... do you ''see'' them?

'''ASSISTANT:''' Yeah. It's a guy with his friend.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ... Don't they look ''familiar''?!

'''ASSISTANT:''' Nah.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ... Tall, skinny pale guy and a short, brooding, villain?

'''ASSISTANT:''' How do you know that they're evi-

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ... I'm gonna ask what's up.

'''ASSISTANT:''' No, you know what? I don't want to be a part of this.

''{Assistant walks over to the bar.}''

'''ASSISTANT:''' You do whatever. Tonight, I'm gonna party.

''{Number Two groans as he sits down near the bar as well.}''

''{Samuel sits down at the bar, orange fanta in hand}''

'''SAMUEL:''' Oh, fanta. Your commercials are obnoxius, but you never cease to deliver.

'''ASSISTANT:''' ''{to himself}'' Yeah, I know... ''{to Stan}'' Can I get a little sump'm sump'm?

'''STAN:''' Certainly!

''{Stan pours a drink in a martini glass and hands it to Assistant. He takes a sip.}''

'''ASSISTANT:''' Hm... that's good!

'''KP:''' I dressed as Pom Pom.

'''RISKK:''' ''{offscreen}'' Yeah, their is no contest. And you're not dressed.

'''KP:''' Anyways, WHO'S READY FO LINKIN PARK?! OR LINKIN '''POM'''?!

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Sarcastically, under breath}'' Oh yes, cause we all love off-key whining...

''{KP pops his head onscreen screaming}''

'''KP:''' HELLOOOOOOOO PEOPLE OF SKULL B'S BASH! YOU READY FOR US TO MAKE YOU PUKE!?

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Fake enthusiasm}'' NO!

'''KP:''' GOOD CAUSE WE SUCK AND EVEN I WOULDN'T BUY OUR CD!

''{lifts up the CD}''

''{Bell and co. enter}''

'''BELL:''' Hmm... Hey, Homestrong! Come over here for a second!

''{KP comes onscreen}''

'''KP:''' Don't buy our CD!

'''STAN:''' ''{to Assistant}'' Reverse psychology. Gets you every time.

'''ASSISTANT:''' Yeah, if you're braindead.

''{Stan is now holding five CDs.}''

'''STAN:''' Nah, it could happen to anybody.

'''KP:''' ''{talking like the villan on El Tigre}'' Wow, didn't see that one coming.

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Hmm? ''{Walks up to Bell}'' What is it? I have evil plans t- ...I mean, um... hey there!

'''BELL:'''''{pulls out the searche lightlights he got SkullB, sets it to the strobe light setting, shines it in Homestrong's eyes}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' OH JESUS CHRIST ''{Falls down}'' SAMUEL GET OVER HERE AT ONCE

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Turns his head quickly to look at Homestrong. Turns away}'' 'Kay. ''{Takes a sip of the fanta}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' SAMUEL I MEAN IT

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Still not looking at Homestrong}'' I'm walking over as we speak.

'''HOMESTRONG:''' I hate you...

'''BELL:'''''{turns off the strobe lights}'' Heh.

'''TRACY:'''''{looks around}'' Hey, where's Skullbuggy?

'''KP:''' I do not compute.

'''TRACY:''' ... ''{kicks KP}''

'''BELL:''' Hmm... ''{walks over to Samuel, whispers something into his ear, pulls out some very thin frabic and glue, points to Homestrong, and then MB}''

''{cut back to KP on ground holding his leg}''

'''KP:''' DAMMIT! I'M A NERD! I ''MAKE'' THOSE JOKES!

'''SAMUEL:''' Hmmm... sure. Go ahead.

'''KP:''' THAT'S IT!

''{Samuel kicks him}''

'''BELL:''' Alright! ''{runs back over to Homestrong, pours glue all over him, sticks the carpeting on him}'' Hey, MB! Look what I got you!

'''MB:''' Hmm? ''{looks at the fabric-covered Homestrong and pauses. Claws extend out from his fingerless hands. MB runs over to Homestrong and starts scratching him}''

''{cut to Riskk hacking into Skull B's computer}''

'''RISKK:''' Now he has '''THE''' best virus eater '''EVER!'''

'''ZOE:''' Amen to that!

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Watching Homestrong get the crap scratched out of him while he screams in pain}'' Now THIS is entertainment!

'''MB:'''''{notices Homestrong wiggling around, starts biting him along with scratching}''

'''STAN:''' ... What's going on?

'''ASSISTANT:''' I tuned it out a while ago. More gin!

''{Number Two walks up to Homestrong and MB.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Hey! Cat-kimono-thing. Outta the way.

'''MB:''' ROWR! ''{scratches at Number Two's face, continues scratching at Homestrong}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Ow! Wh-why does that ''hurt''?!

''{Number Two squats down to meet Homestrong at eye level.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Hey. I overheard you were evil?

'''ASSISTANT:''' ''{offscreen}'' He was kinda shouting about it.

'''LEO:''' What happening?

'''SG:''' Not much. 2's tryin' to talk to that... thing... getting mauled by an anime over there, and Zoe and Riskk are messin' with the big S's computer. And... I have to keep Squatcha away from the snacks. Bye now.

'''LEO:''' Kay. SO........ got any Halo helmets?

'''STAN:''' If it isn't a cocktail, I wouldn't know.

''{cut to Luigi}''

''{silence}''

'''LUIGI:''' I need a smoke.

''{walks out the balcony}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ''{Gets up}'' Why, yes. I am... the almighty Homestrong! ULTIMATE VILLAIN GENIUS! ''{Ominous lightning}'' ...Where does that keep coming from!?

'''SONIC:''' I want pudding!

'''CG:''' So do I. So do I. ''{takes a bottle out of his coat and takes a swig, then replaces the bottle}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ''{to Homestrong}'' Yeah, you? You're stealing my gimmick.

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ... I beg pardon?!

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ''I'm'' the evil guy who conspires against his brother! ''I'm'' the one with a tall, lanky, snarky assistant! ''I'm'' the biggest ham here!

'''KP:''' I JUST WANT TO FRICKEN START THE ACTIVITES! <small>ow......scabula.</small>

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ''{Closeup}'' Are you challenging my villaintastic powers!?

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Offscreen}'' Is villaintastic even a word?

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Shut up.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ... Perhaps.

'''STAN:''' What kind of activities? Like... a game of charades?

'''KP:''' No, like go-karts.

'''STAN:''' Oh! We'll get to it, trust me.

'''KP:''' Ok, til then, I NEED A MEDIC!

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ...Samuel!

''{Short pause}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ...SAMUEL.

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Walks onscreen. Sighs}'' What?

'''HOMESTRONG:''' It is time we prepare our... EVIL PLAN! Alright, you... bone...car...robot... guy! How about a little challenge? Whoever causes the most villainy by the end of the party becomes the ultimate villain!

'''RISKK:''' Who wants a sidekick, cause my friends hate me.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' I accept your challenge, egg-head! ''Assistant''!

''{Assistant walks over.}''

'''ASSISTANT:''' Yo.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Help me do ne'er-well, okay?

'''ASSISTANT:''' ... Nah.

''{Assistant walks off.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ... What do you mean ''nah''?! Am I- am I seriously alone here? This is bull!

'''RISKK:''' I'm still availible. I can hack ANYTHING. Oh, but Skull B's Myspace.

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- ''{Coughs}'' ...Nerd!

'''RISKK:''' Do ''YOU'' have a hacker!?

'''MB:'''''{pauses}'' ROWR! ''{attacks Homestrong}''

'''RISKK:''' YEA! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!

'''SAMUEL:''' ...I think I'll just stay out of this too. ''{Walks away}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' OW! No! Come- DEAR LORD- back! STOP IT!

'''RISKK:''' So I'm working for you? ''{looks at Number Two}''

''{Sephiroth comes in, looking all scruffy and sporting a beard.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wow.. My watch says only 10 minutes have passed, but it feels that I've been walking for a week!

'''{Luigi comes in}''

'''LUIGI:''' Wait..... SePhItRoTh?!

''{ Luigi starts to fight}''

''{suddenly stops}''

'''LUIGI:''' Oh. Wiki Seph. Sorry.

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Alright, Crapskull. Looks like we're both on our own here. BUT! I shall triumph! That guy was holding me back...

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Yeah... me too. Now, then... my first evil action shall be thus!

''{Number Two knocks over a vase. It doesn't break, so he has to pick it up and hit it against the wall. He groans as it refuses to break. He then tosses it outside.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' ''HA''! Now where will he find his vase? Nobody knows! ''{laughs maniacally}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Oh yeah!? Well... ''{Runs over to fridge. Grabs one of the fantas and shakes it up. Runs back}'' Now when somebody wants an orange beverage... THEY'LL GET ALL STICKY! BWUHAHAHAHAHA!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Not noticing those two}'' Dayum, I am parched!! ''{Goes over and takes the Fanta and opens it with nothing bad happening. He drinks it in one gulp.}'' Delicious!

'''RISKK:''' Hey, I want to be in this competition! I WANT PARTNERS! Leo's bored and wants in too.

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Sure, kid.

''{Number Two goes over to a doorknob and starts grasping it.}''

'''NUMBER TWO:''' Now when somebody wants to go and open the door, it'll be like "ewwww it's all sweaty"!

''{Number Two accidentally opens the door to the next room.}''

'''RISKK:''' I just destroyed the internet and got us all the money in the world!

The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP4

2009-08-22T23:16:50Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* Transcript */

==Transcript==
''{Open: a dingy cell. Crypto is thrown in.}''

'''CG:''' Hey, thanks for the ride, Mr. Policeman! Man, I seriously thought I could run faster'n he could. ''{looks around, sees a dingy lookin' guyin jail clothes and a large crack in the floor.}'' 'Sup dude.

'''RANDOM CONVICT:''' Heyya, whater you'se ins forr?

'''CG:''' Eh, hacked some craptake of a website. "Clam" something...

'''POLICEMAN:''' Mr. Gamére, please come with me. It's time for your phone call.

'''CG:''' Oh goody gumdrops! ''{skips off}''

''{cut: a grimy room. An equally grimy old man is sitting at a desk, and gives Crypto a look that, if they could kill, would have caused a nuclear explosion. He waves a metal detector over CG, and takes his sunglasses, DS Lite, some money, and the grenade launcher off Crypto's person and stuffs them inside a drawer, which is full of knives. At this sight, Crypto has a flashback. Cut to a wall. In shadow, there are two hands sitting on a table, and another set polishing a large knife.}''

'''VOICE:''' Heh heh, this is whatcha get for, running off... ''{cut to the Yates. Vid is sitting on the deck, messing around with a lighter. A ringtone version of Smoke on the Water plays, and Vid sets down the lighter and pulls out a cell phone.}''

'''VID:''' Yeah, hello? He WHAT? They DID? You WHAT? My god, where're.. Oh. Yeah, I'll get 'em. Wait, plan Tri Omega Omega Tri Lambda Alpha? Daaaaaaamn. ''{cut: outside of the jail. Everyone but Crypto is here. A large cannon is here as well, manned by Utarefson.}''

'''ZOE:''' It just has to be ''my'' brother that does this crap...

'''VID:''' Aw, just ignore it. It's what I do. Now, ready, FIRE! ''{Utarefson fires the cannon, and a ridiculously fat nerd comes out and hits the wall.}''

''{KP enters}''

'''KP:''' Hey guys. Breaking Crypto out?

'''VID:''' Yeah. FIRE! So, how about- FIRE!-you?

'''KP:''' Trying to inherit the internet.

'''VID:''' Oh. G'luck, kid. FIRE!

'''UTAREFSON:''' CLICK 5!!!!

'''VID:''' What?! Outta ammo?! How the crap are we supposed to find fat nerds aroun- Oh, this'll be good.

''{KP looks freaked}''

'''KP:''' WAIT! LEO JUST GOT OFF HIS DIET TODAY! HE'S THE NEW FATTEST NERD!

'''VID:''' Well, where is he?

'''KP:''' AT CUPCAKES 'R US! ACROSS TEH STREET!

'''VID:''' Jam, get the gato. In the meantime... ''{Cut to Crypto, sitting in a padded cell.}''

'''CG:''' Oh, so this is how they treat me, after all we did for them! Well, when I get ''{the wall cracks open and the room shakes}'' Yes! Vid came through! ''{Runs into opening, into a room containing a man in a white suit and black fedora, polishing a shotgun}'' Well howdy thar stranger.

'''STRANGER:''' Hmm... Yes, just call me that. ''{turns around, to reveal his face is bandaged up (like a mummy) with two holes for his eyes, which are covered by red tinted sunglasses.}'' You bustin' out?

'''CG:''' And what iffin' I is?

'''STRANGER:''' Ya need to get out quick. This place is about to be blown to bits.

'''CG:''' Alright, sir! I'd best to be gettin' goin!

'''STRANGER:''' Wait! These yours? ''{hands Crypto the items the jailer took, aside from the money.}''

'''CG:''' Thank yeh, kindly. ''{blows a hole in the wall with the launcher, and jumps out of the joint. Meanwhile...}''

'''VID:''' Why ain't Jam back yet? ''{KP, with crutches, hobbles onscreen.}''

'''KP:''' You may be my friends, but I can arrest you for Pom Abuse.

''{CG lands on KP and bounces off}''

'''CG:''' Boing! Hey soup guys.

'''VID:''' Uh, 'bout sendin' us to the lockup... ''{points at the crumbling jail}''

'''KP:''' The jail is a stomach. Squatcha's, to be exact.

'''SQUATCHA:''' GET IN MY BELLY!

''{A VERY fat Leo walks onscreen.}''

'''LEO:''' They force fed me! I'm still on a di-

'''KP:''' Not anymore!

'''JAM:''' ''{from inside Leo}'' Chu Chu CHU! (Get me outta here!)

'''KP:''' In 'bout....... a year.

'''L.U.S.C.A.-4:''' <tt>I SHALL ASSIST YOU.</tt> ''{Using its tentacle as a magnet, L.U.S.C.A. pulls Jam out of Leo's throat by his screw.}''

'''ZOE:''' ''{0_o}''

'''JAM:''' Chu Chu Chu Chu. (That... was disgusting.)

'''LEO:''' How'd you even get INSIDE me?!

'''JAM:''' ...Chu Chu. (My name is Jam for a ''reason'', idiot. You're the suddenly gluttonous catman.)

'''LEO:''' Read my line. FORCEFED. FORCEFED.

''{Suddenly, the po po show up.}''

'''OFFICER BRIMBLESKI:''' Keith Pom, you are under arrest for messed-up looking animal abu- What in blazes happened to the damn jail?!

'''LEO:''' No, it isn't KP! It's....

''{KP reveals to be SKP}'''

'''SKP:''' Shadow Keith Pom!

'''SG:''' You?! How'd YOU get here?!

'''SKP:''' Disguise. Duh. Oh, and this is two part!

''{end toon}''

KPSRTV/NPPnSRCEmail/dark secrets

2009-08-22T19:05:33Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

''{KP is all alone in the room}''

'''KP:''' Um, SR is running late. Luckly, I ''KNOW'' how to start an email unlike NPP.

''{clicks "NewNPPnSRCemail.exe"}''

<blockquote class="email" style="border:0px;">
<span style="display:block;padding-bottom:2px;border:0px;border-bottom:2px solid #999;">
<span style="display:block;padding-bottom:2px;border-bottom:2px solid #999;">
<span style="padding:4px;display:block;margin:0px;border:8px solid #999;color:white">
<div>Subject: Hi</div>
Hi its me Solseri and I was wandering if you or any of the cast have any dark secrets perhaps?

Not Jam,<br>
Solseri
</span>
</span>
</span>
</blockquote>

'''KP:''' Well, due to privacy, I can't release the info unless.....

''{producer pops in}''

'''PRODUCER:''' You can.

''{leaves screen}''

'''KP:''' .....that happens.

''{KP imagines the images as he talks about the secret}''

'''KP:''' Well, Leo one time ate a toy cockroach because he chews his gum with the wrapper and swallows and someone did the cockroach gag! Oh, and the time Fox was in the shower and someone dismantled the wall revealing him naked! And I could never forget when Cloud, Luigi, and Sonic all combusted in a theater and they had to buy it for breaking it! Oh, and My girlfriend told me she was acctually gay.

''{KP starts crying}''

'''KP:''' It ruined me.

''{he quickly regains himself}''

'''KP:''' But now I got Cute Pom!

''{the screens scrolls to show all of the characters metioned but Cute Pom on the left side, looking angry}''

'''KP:''' ''{blankly}'' Uh-oh.

'''LEO:''' Ass whoopin added to insult in 3, 2, .....

'''ALL BUT KP:''' .....1!!!!!!!

''{they jump offscreen pulling KP with them, fight sounds heard}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

{{Template:KPnSRCEmail Paper}}

KPSRTV/NPPnSRCEmail/ninja or melon

2009-08-22T19:05:20Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* Transcript */

'''NPPnSRCEmail #1'''

NPP tells Rob about him being a ninja while SR gives Rob a watermelon.

'''Characters '''{in order of appearance}''':'''

'''Places:'''

'''Page Title:''' Pommy 900! Raddy 486! Pommy 486? Raddy 900?

== Transcript ==

'''NPP AND SR:''' The email song is checked, now for the email!

<blockquote class="NPP ">
<div>Subject:Ninja</div>
Dear Ninja Dude Pom

Is you really a ninja?! Did you have to go through years of rigorous training<br>
with a sensei who took you on long journeys to find yourself and to be one<br>
with your chi and stuff? If so, tell us about it. If not, buy me some watermelon!

kthanksbai,
Rob
</blockquote>

'''NPP:''' We can do both! SR, give him the melon.

''{SR gives him the melon}''

'''NPP:''' Now, I'll get started.

''{cuts to NPP with his past master}''

'''NPP:''' I was the most skilled in Master Sy's class.

''{cuts to NPP beating up WUW Users}''

'''NPP:''' But my master thought it was just rage.

''{cuts to NPP about to face his master}''

'''NPP:''' Then, my master destroyed the temple in a fight between us.

''{cuts to his master being crused by the temple ruins, NPP far away}''

'''NPP:''' He said if he kept doing it, others might end up like me.

''{cuts to SR and NPP moving}''

'''NPP:''' So me and SR were now neighbers and our master was dead, and I quit ninja training.

''{cuts back to NPP and SR}''

'''NPP:''' And that's the story.

''{The Paper comes down}''

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''{wait 15 seconds, then SR starts to talk}''

'''SR:''' Although I can teleport to areas.

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NPP pissed

2009-08-22T17:12:50Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

Look, I can't even rant without everybody thinking it sucks. DELETED!

Talk:NPP pissed/2

2009-08-22T17:10:48Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

Actually it school that ruined my childhood for the most part not my parents

They are super great {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:For me, they both rocked. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 14:02, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
::Then whats the point in this rant {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::For people that have parents that don't care about them, you should realize there's other people who care for you. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 15:06, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Like Childline {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::Yea, I guess. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 16:07, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::why are you so angry at people who feel separated from their loved ones. seems like a strange thing to get mad over -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 16:40, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I'm not mad at them I'm mad that they can't see they are loved. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:10, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Skully B. Hates You/2

2009-08-22T00:57:05Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

hate it more {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:XD yeah more more {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 10:31, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

SkullB, with all due respect, I find the comment on Downs very offensive. I don't have it, but I know people that do, and I don;t want itr being the next "Spaz" or "Retard". {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:ALRIGHT HERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT I HOPE YOU'RE ALRIGHT WITH THAT!!!!!!!! {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 18:50, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

How dare you say black people act a certain way

I'm not black myself but I know people who are and they would be very offended I am not joking -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 18:56, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
:Guy, why d'you make fun of me for being offended? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::well i never said "PEOPLE WITH DOWNS ARE MONSTERS" i just noted that it said downs okay {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:03, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
I HATE CARTOON NETWORK SHOWS. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 00:23, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
:what about glorious chowder -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 00:48, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
::Yea, that's good. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 00:57, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

hey that jew joke offends me {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:51, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

NPP pissed

2009-08-22T00:18:36Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

{{Template:Profanity}}

'''CLOSED DOWN. FOR GOOD.'''

No more new sessions.

== Sessions ==
[[/1|Session 1: Being mean to other people]]

[[/2|Session 2: Being poor and love]]

[[/3|Session 3: Being sad]]

[[/4|Session 4: Boyfriends and Girlfriends]]

[[/5|Session 5: Bush]]

NPP pissed/5

2009-08-22T00:12:47Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

This is really simple. GEORGE W. BUSH + BEING PREZ = DAMN WAR! BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT THIS WORLD HAS HAD! HE CAUSED THIS WAR, DAMN BLAMES ON IRAQ FOR 9-11 AND IS STUPID ON DECISIONS! HE IS TERRIBLE AND SHOULD NEVER BE PREZ AGAIN IF THEY CHANGE THE LAW! SO BE MAD AT HIM FOR THE DAMN WAR!

NPP pissed

2009-08-22T00:11:44Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

{{Template:Profanity}}

Piss me off below.

'''CLOSED DOWN. FOR GOOD.'''

No more new sessions.

== Sessions ==
[[/1|Session 1: Being mean to other people]]

[[/2|Session 2: Being poor and love]]

[[/3|Session 3: Being sad]]

[[/4|Session 4: Boyfriends and Girlfriends]]

[[/5|Session 5: Bush]]

NPP pissed

2009-08-22T00:09:43Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* "Pissing off" area */

{{Template:Profanity}}

Piss me off below.

== Sessions ==
[[/1|Session 1: Being mean to other people]]

[[/2|Session 2: Being poor and love]]

[[/3|Session 3: Being sad]]

[[/4|Session 4: Boyfriends and Girlfriends]]

[[/5|Session 5: Bush]]

== "Pissing off" area ==
*hey acorn crotch you're poor --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 22:45, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
*You smell of rotting fish and your parents never loved you. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:45, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
*Somewhere a cat is dying {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 22:52, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
*this is really dumb --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 23:16, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
**THAT'S your best thought? REALLY? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:22, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
*hey nerd get a girlfriend {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:37, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
*our troops are in a war
*neo nazis
*drugs in schools
*knife and gun crime
*this is horrible seriously we just watch you turn into the hulk mixed with the nostalgia critic having a huge emotinal break down in capital letters
*pokemon sucks and you do too for liking it {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:01, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
**It's ok, the only reason I do Poketoons is cause I think they look cool. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 00:09, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

NPP pissed

2009-08-22T00:00:56Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* Sessions */

NPP pissed/4

2009-08-21T23:56:52Z

Ninja Pom Pom: Created page with 'See, love requires something. Someone to love. AND DAMMIT, YOU HAVE TO HAVE ONE TO BE WIT THE IN-CROWD! I AM PISSED AT THAT RULE! I'M GOD DAMN HAPPY WITHOUT ONE! AND WHAT ABOUT W...'

See, love requires something. Someone to love. AND DAMMIT, YOU HAVE TO HAVE ONE TO BE WIT THE IN-CROWD! I AM PISSED AT THAT RULE! I'M GOD DAMN HAPPY WITHOUT ONE! AND WHAT ABOUT WAITING?! I'M GOING IN 6TH FOR GOD'S SAKE! SO SHUT UP AND REALIZE YOU GOTTA FIND THE RIGHT ONE, DAMMIT!

Talk:NPP pissed/3

2009-08-21T23:53:41Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

Sorry again! I forget! PLEASE DON'T BLOCK! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:14, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Umm... overreact much? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:40, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Sorry about that--I didn't think it'd be that much of an issue. I do feel bad about it, honestly. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:48, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
:Don't worry. You did your job. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:53, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

NPP pissed

2009-08-21T23:52:44Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* Sessions */

KPSRTV/Unused/TSCGS

2009-08-21T23:35:28Z

Ninja Pom Pom: Created page with '=== Episode 1 === O hai thar American Idol parody '''CAST:''' ''{in order of appearance}'' Billy Mays, Cryptogamer, Clovington, Ninja Pom Pom, GripTalz, Simon Cowell, DMP, Shoom...'

=== Episode 1 ===
O hai thar American Idol parody

'''CAST:''' ''{in order of appearance}'' Billy Mays, Cryptogamer, Clovington, Ninja Pom Pom, GripTalz, Simon Cowell, DMP, ShoomLant, Qressioxrew, Raiku, 4th Wall Policeman, Qafgssudpoit

==Transcript==

''{open: a TV. One of those annoying Billy Mays Commercials is on}''

'''BILLY MAYS:''' Hi, Billy Mays here with the TurboWasher 9000! ''{holds up something that looks like a bazooka with a dishwasher on it.}'' It's great for all those stains the kids make with their Sharpies! Just watch ''{pan over to a wall with a bunch of scribbles on it}'' And now ''{pulls trigger. BM flies back, crashing into the opposing wall. The other wall is now spotless.}'' Ow, my scapula! But just ''look'' at that shine!

''{cut to CG's living room, CG is here, with one of the baozooka-washers. This is from the TV's vantage point}''

'''CRYPTOGAMER:''' I know! ''{shoots washing monstrosity at screen. An explosion is heard. Cue opening theme. Afterwards, CG is talking to Clovington while figdeting with a bazooka.}''

'''CLOVINGTON:''' Are you sure that's quite safe?

'''CG:''' Dude, why should you care? You're like, indestructible.

'''CLOVINGTON:''' Good point. Carry on, governor!

'''CG:''' Alright, firin' in three, two, one, and I'm pointing this at the ground, ain't I?

'''CLOVINGTON:''' Yep.

'''CG:''' ''{as he pulls the trigger}'' ''{bazooka's blast throws him into air}'' OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''{Ninja Pom Pom walks in}''

''{both look up at hole in roof made by CG}''

'''NPP:''' Just got it?

'''CLOVINGTON:''' Yep.

'''NPP:''' Tell me when he falls down.

''{leaves room}''

''{cut: a gray, rocky wasteland. CG falls down.}''

'''CG:''' Ow, my humerus! Now where the- Oh FFFF.

''{pan out to show that CG is on the Moon, and he is staring at Earth.}''

'''VOICE:''' Å§∫&oelig;.

'''CG:''' What. The. Crap. ''{voice revealed to be belonging to an alien resembling a [http://chrono.wikia.com/wiki/Nu Nu] with one eye.}''

'''NU CYCLOPS:''' Ñ¶€&alefsym;Δ¤ω. ''{pulls out a slug}''

'''CG:''' Oh what the f-AAAAH! ''{Nuclops puts slug in CG's ear.}''

'''NU CYCLOPS:''' Okay, that will translate, and make things easier. Greetings, Earthling. My name is GripTalz. I have summoned you here for a contest. You see, every 40 million years, the sentient species of the Sol system gather for a contest. I am the representative from Pluto. Also here is a resident of Jupiter's moon, Europa.

'''CG:''' A Europaen?

'''GRIPTALZ:''' Yup.

'''CG:''' So, what's this contest about? Blowin' stuff up?

'''GRIPTALZ:''' Actually, we sing.

'''CG:''' Oh God.

'''NPP:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, CG.

'''CG:''' NPP?

'''NPP:''' ''{onscreen}'' Yep. I represent Pom World.

'''GRIPTALZ:''' Yes, the tenth rock from the sun. Anyhow, there are also judges here as well, one from each world. The-

'''CG:''' Wait, how long has NPP been here?

'''NPP:''' 'Bout ''{looks at wristwatch}'' 10 minutes ago.

'''CG:''' Oh. You were saying, Grip?

'''GRIPTALZ:''' There are judges from every world, too. They are Qressioxerw, of Europa, ShoomLant, of Pluto, DMP, of Pom World, and Simon Cowell, of Earth.

'''CG:''' Oh crap.

'''GRIPTALZ:''' Yes, soon Sol Idol will begin! Are you ready, fellow contestants?

'''CG:''' I guess... How about you, NPP?

'''NPP:''' Who's DMP? Oh, wait, I mean yes.

''{sings "Eye Of The Tiger" perfectly}''

'''NPP:''' Can I also do "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

'''GRIPTALZ:''' Well, that was good, for human dialect, but we have to get to the judges first.

''{GripTalz leades CG and NPP into a crater, which is actually the door to a large underground stage. The judges are behind a table.}''

'''SHOOMLANT:''' So, who's first?

''{NPP sings "Eye Of The Tiger" again and "Never Gonna Give You Up"}''

'''JUDGES:'''
::::'''SIMON:''' 6 (I'd say better, but I've got a reputation)
::::'''DMP:''' 8 (That singin is hawt!)
::::'''SHOOMLANT:''' 7.5 (pretty good)
::::'''QRESSIOXERW:''' 7 (Imma agree)

'''NPP:''' ''{while passing by him}'' Good luck, Superman's dog! ''{turns back to judges}'' DMP, your name stands for.....? Sorry, just never seen you.

'''RAIKU:''' Hi, I represent Hell.

'''NPP:''' So, who's the judge?

'''CG:''' Okay, one:That is so not a planet. Two, I'm tryin' not to break 1.6 with Simon around anyway!

''{Suddenly, a guy that looks like the people in Pokemon that give you the download items appears.}''

'''RANDOM PERSON IN A LEPRACHAUN COSTUME:''' O hai thar. I'm the Fourth Wall policeman. You just broke the Fourth Wall. ''Again''. ''{hands CG a ticket, and dissappears}''

'''CG:''' Aw, hash potatoes!

'''RAIKU:''' No, but Hell isn't a part of ANY planet.

'''GRIPTALZ:''' But this is a competition between the inhabited planets in Sol's system!

'''NPP:''' Cheese likes rickrolling too!

'''RAIKU:''' You will LET ME SING. ''{points gun-arm at GripTalz.}''

'''NPP:''' I got Through The Fire And Flames on.

'''GRIPTALZ:''' Dude, I'm a freakin' contestant too, not a judge. Let me go or feel the wrath of Pluto.

'''RAIKU:''' Fine. ''{Points at Simon}'' You will LET ME SING.

'''SIMON:''' Oh, what the hell. Let him do this crap. Er, no pun intended by the swear.

''{Raiku sings Welcome To The Jungle by Guns & Roses, then Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden.}''

::::'''SIMON:''' 3 (Now that, ''that'' was hell)
::::'''DMP:''' 7 (Why didn't you do the one the Pom set up? With the Pacman?)
::::'''SHOOMLANT:''' 7.5 (Some people are afraid of that...you know.)
::::'''QRESSIOXERW:''' 6 (Becuase I can't judge)

'''RAIKU:''' ''{points gun}'' JUDGE AGAIN

'''SIMON:''' Of course, just sing again. But first, have some water so you won't be as hoarse. ''{holds up a glass of water}''

''{Raiku uses ice powers. and eats the ice. He sings "I Am The Walrus" perfectly.}''

'''SIMON:''' Wait, shouldn't you be going into convulsions/exploding right now?

'''NPP:''' Do you get a cookie for participating?

'''RAIKU:''' Why?

'''NPP:''' Cause I want a cookie.

'''SIMON:''' What. The. ''{censored}''. I gave that Protoman holy water.

'''RAIKU:''' Holy water doesn't do anything. BECAUSE I DON'T BELEIVE IN GOD. I AM A SATANIST.

'''CG:''' But what about your "Behind The Scenes"? You said you were-not that I believe you're telling what really happened-but you said you were Jesus's friend.

''{the 4th wall guy comes in again}''

'''4TH WALL POLICEMAN:''' O hai again. You br- AAAAHHH ''{Gets tasered by CG}'' DON'T TAZE ME BRO!

'''CG:''' DON'T USE STUPID MEMES BRO!

'''RAIKU:''' I don't beleive in his father.

''{at this time, Qafgssudpoit, the Europaen singer, comes in.}''

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' O hi, sorry I'm lat-RAIKU.

'''RAIKU:''' QASFGSSUDPOIT. I remember you from High School.

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' Yeah, you always got that Raggon guy to set my pants on fire.

'''RAIKU:''' ''{chuckles}''

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' And, when we all went back home for summer break, you froze Europa over with that ice-gun of yours. From that day on, I swore I would get revenge on that dumb Protoman, and his fellow Robot Master-lookin' friends that used to taunt me. Or, seeing as this is supposed to be a peaceful gathering, I might show you some mercy. What do you say?

'''RAIKU:''' First off, it's not a ice gun, it's a gunblade. Second, we have mercy UNTIL after the contest.

'''NPP:''' I haven't learned if I get a cookie yet.

'''CG:''' ''{facepalms}'' NPP, here's a chocolate-coated triple chocolate cookie. ''{throws it at NPP}'' Raiku, when we were in that parallel dimension, you said it was an ice gun. Or you stole an ice gun. Qafgssudpoit, GripTalz, SING. NOW.

''{Qafgssudpoit sings Aquaria by Qazswert and the Silver Squid Band}''

::::'''SIMON:''' 6.5 (Weird, but I didn't have to go through it ''twice''.)
::::'''DMP:''' 7 (Psychadelic!)
::::'''SHOOMLANT:''' 7.5 (I think you've got a lot of talent)
::::'''QRESSIOXERW:''' 8 (I'm serious)

''{GripTalz sings something indecipherable, apparently some kinda Plutonian death metal.}''

::::'''SIMON:''' 5 (''{picks up barf bag and turns around}'')
::::'''DMP:''' 6.5 (I like it)
::::'''SHOOMLANT:''' 5.5 (Just work a bit harder)
::::'''QRESSIOXERW:''' 4 (Why'd they hire me, again?)

''{CG sings Toys in the Attic by Aerosmith}''

::::'''SIMON:''' 5.5 (I AM SIMON. YOU ARE A BAD SINGER)

'''CG:''' Yeah, I know. ''{Wellfaces}''

::::'''DMP:''' 7 (Why so quiet?)
::::'''SHOOMLANT:''' 7.5 (Ditto)
::::'''QRESSIOXERW:''' 6 (Well, everybody's sang, so, I'm out. ''{leaves}'')

''{A voice comes out of a computer, after the judges input the scores.}''

'''COMPUTER:''' AND THE SCORES ARE...

::::::::::::NINJA POM POM-POM WORLD-28.5
::::::::::::RAIKU-HELL, WHICH IS SOMEHOW A PLANET-23.5
::::::::::::QASFGSSUDPOIT-EUROPA/JUPITER-29
::::::::::::GRIPTALZ-PLUTO-21
::::::::::::CRYPTOGAMER-EARTH-26

AND THE WINNER IS... QASFGSSUDPOIT, OF EUROPA! SECOND, NINJA POM POM, OF POM WORLD, AND THIRD, CRYPTOGAMER, OF EARTH!

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' ''{heaving up a large microphone-shaped trophy}'' Well, Raiku, it seems I've won. What now?

'''NPP:''' Do I get Guitar Hero: Metalica?

''{Raiku pulls out destiny and aims.}''

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' Ah, you aim to kill me? You know that we Europaens have very durable and tough skin, due to our being imprisoned under ice for a near millenia. We've had quite a while to adapt. By the way, here are the second and third place prizes. ''{hands NPP check for a thousand dollars, and gives CG an odd object.}''

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' That, my friends, will allow you to go into video games.

'''CG:''' Sweet!

''{Raiku grabs the device.}''

'''RAIKU:''' Wait a second, IT'S A TRAP ''{throws it, it explodes.}''

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' Dammit, Raiku, I'm as honest to not you as much as you are a recolored Protoman lookalike! ''{Gives CG another contraption}''

'''RAIKU:''' It exploded because it is made out of a deadly metal. Q here didn't know. CG, drop it before it detonates.

'''NPP:''' ''''SWEET!'''' To the Guitar-Hero-buy-it-before-it's-released store!

''{a lazor comes up, about to blow up the competetor's planets execpt the 3 main winners}''

'''NPP:''' What's that?

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' Well, not that I care so much for Raiku's but, cliches aside, we gotta go into the games to stop Pluto from being destroyed. Cryptogamer, turn the Game Key on.

'''CG:''' Whatever. ''{turns the on/off switch to the On position. A large portal swallows CG, NPP, Raiku, and Qasfgssudpoit. The portal closes.}''

'''SIMON:''' Oh what the hell.

'''''END EPISODE ONE!'''''

==Fun-style Facts==

*Nu are creatures from the game [[Wikipedia:Chrono Trigger|Chrono Trigger]].
*"the tenth rock from the sun" is a reference to the TV show [[Wikipedia:3rd Rock from the Sun|3rd Rock from the Sun]].
*DMP's name is based off of rapper DMC.

=== Episode 2 (unfinished) ===
==Transcript==

''{open: Clovington is in a classroom. Drawings of a squid and a hermit crab are on the chalkboard behind him.}

'''CLOVINGTON:''' Hello class. To-day we will learn to differentiate between kraken, like me, and squid. Now, the one thing I hate more than stereotypical Brits on bad shows is people who think krakens are squids. We are actually hermit crab-like, with small tree-like algae on our shells, and external esophagi. So, basically, we are crustaceans, along with lobsters, and shrimp.

'''SQUATCHA:''' ''{Runs in and chases Clovington around}'' SHRIMP SCAMPI!!!! I WANT SCAMPI!!!!

'''CLOVINGTON:''' ''{simulteaneously screams very high-pitchedly.}''

''{cue opening theme}''

''{A bright blue light appears. Cryptogamer, Ninja Pom Pom, Raiku, and Qasfgssudpoit come out and end up in a grimy old cavern covered in blood, bones, and water.}''

'''CG:''' Wow... Utarefson would LOVE it here.

'''NPP:''' How did we get here?

'''RAIKU:''' I'M HOME! Guys, I reconized this place. We are in HELL!

'''CG:''' Close, remember, we're in a game. But this place looks-pardon the pun- a heck of a lot like Hell. Judging by the blood, skeletons, freaky music, and giant skull shaped spider behind me ''{points behind him, showing a Skulltula}'' I'd say we're in the Bottom of the Well, from Legend of Zelda.

'''RAIKU:''' No, this is from the game Guardians Of Heaven, where you attack Hell.

'''CG:''' I'm pretty sure this is the Well's music, and I'm definatly sure there are no Skulltulas in GoH. ''{turns and pets spider}'' ISN'T THAT RIGHT MAH GEWD FRIEND?

''{You see a demon. Raiku says hi, but it slaps him.}''

'''RAIKU:''' I COMMAND YOU TO PERISH.

'''CG:''' ...LOL what?

'''RAIKU:''' MINION PERISH ''{The demon burns him. Raiku mauls it.}''

'''NPP:''' No, we are defintly in Halo 3 where you destroy the towers, because this is the glitch cave I found.

'''RAIKU:''' No. We are in GoH.

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' Will you idgits shut the crap up and listen to me for Pluto's sake?

'''RAIKU:''' ''{eyes glow with fiery anger beneath his helmet}''

'''CG:''' Heh, that's funny because we're trying to save Pl... WHO YOU CALLIN' IDGIT?

'''QASFG:''' ''{pulls out a bottle of glue and glues CG's mouth shut.}'' Now will you people listen?

'''RAIKU:''' No.

'''QASFG:''' ''{glues Raiku's mouth as well.}'' Now, we are in the Game Dimension. Every game ever takes place in this realm. ''{pulls out a small green bottle and uses it to dissolve the glue.}'' Now feel free to talk amongst yourselves.

'''CG:''' Wow there were ''so many'' clichés in that description! And a few paradoxes as well.

'''QASFG:''' What you talkin' bout?

'''CG:''' Well, there's like at least two games I know that involve a) the world ending and b) ending the world is your goal. Ever heard of Sands of Destruction or Avalon Code?

'''QASFG:''' I...er...um... I PITY THE FOOL!!

'''CG:''' Yes. Yes you do... Wait what?

'''RAIKU:''' Q, pluto sucks. It's ice cold, and it has ugly penguins.

'''QASFG:''' Well, you see... I PITY THE OTHER FOOL!

'''CG:''' Besides, what can we- Oh yeah that thing from Dr. Muto and/or the Book of Prophecy and/or

'''QASFG:''' Both of you shut your- where's NPP?

'''NPP:''' ''{far-away}'' There is a giant hand over here- AAH!

'''CG:''' Oh damn those stupid Wallmasters.

NPP pissed

2009-08-21T23:22:04Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* "Pissing off" area */

{{Template:Profanity}}

Piss me off below.

== Sessions ==
[[/1|Session 1: Being mean to other people]]

[[/2|Session 2: Being poor and love]]

[[/3|Session 3: Being sad]]

== "Pissing off" area ==
*hey acorn crotch you're poor --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 22:45, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
*You smell of rotting fish and your parents never loved you. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:45, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
*Somewhere a cat is dying {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 22:52, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
*this is really dumb --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 23:16, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
**THAT'S your best thought? REALLY? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:22, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Super NPP 97/1

2009-08-21T23:20:32Z

Ninja Pom Pom:

''{Cuts to NPP as Mario about to go up stairs to KP as DK}''

'''NPP:''' Hey butt!

'''KP:''' No, you, crap!

''{both keep arguing}''

'''NPP:''' You jerk!

'''KP:''' You ass!

''{Continue fighting}''

'''MEG:''' ''{offscreen}'' DAMMIT.

''{both look over there}''

''{cut to Meg standing there as Paulina}''

'''MEG:''' WHAT 'BOUT ME?!

'''NPP:''' What about YOU?

''{cut to KP and NPP in a trash can}''

''{static}''

NPP pissed/3

2009-08-21T23:07:51Z

Ninja Pom Pom: Created page with 'DAMMIT, I'M SAD. SAD ABOUT WHAT SKULL B SAID. DAMMIT, PEOPLE DO THAT ON PURPOSE. HEY, PEOPLE LIKE HIM IF HE MEANT THAT CAUSE HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM CAUSE HE WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB!...'

DAMMIT, I'M SAD. SAD ABOUT WHAT SKULL B SAID. DAMMIT, PEOPLE DO THAT ON PURPOSE. HEY, PEOPLE LIKE HIM IF HE MEANT THAT CAUSE HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM CAUSE HE WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB! SEEN THE BURNING CAT VIDEO?! I HAVEN'T CAUSE OF UNDER 18 BUT IT'S PIC SHOWS FLAMING FLESH! YOU KNOW, GO PISS ON IT AND HELP THE CAT. OR SIT THEIR AND MAKE ME DAMN YOU! STOP SAYING STUFF 'BOUT STUFF I TAKE PERSONALLY! DO IT AGAIN AND I'LL PISS ON YOU GRAVE AND DAMN YOU!

NPP pissed

2009-08-21T23:02:27Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* Sessions */

NPP pissed/2

2009-08-21T23:00:49Z

Ninja Pom Pom: k

This episode includes TWO TOPICS!

1st: Being poor

Ok, being poor is ok. BUT PEOPLE DAMN YOU FOR IT! I MEAN, THEY SUPPORT EACH OTHER! DAMNIT, WE'RE ALL A BIT POOR! GOD, AND SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU HATE THEM!? THEY WERE SMART ENOUGH TO THINK OF DRINKING THEIR OWN PISS! SO SHUT UP AND DAMN YOURSELF IF YOU DAMN THEM!

Now, love.

Some never have been loved BY PARENTS. WHAT ABOUT OTHER DAMN PEOPLE?! JUST CAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE PISSED AT THE THOUGHT OF YOU THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE DAMNED AT LOVE! CRAP, YOU ARE LOVED BY SOMEONE, OK?! DON'T DAMN YOURSELF TO BEING ALONE! YOU REALLY ARE AWESOME, NO MATTER YOUR LOVE METER, DAMMIT!

NPP pissed

2009-08-21T22:51:32Z

Ninja Pom Pom: /* Sessions */

{{Template:Profanity}}

Piss me off below.

== Sessions ==
[[/1|Session 1: Being mean to other people]]

[[/2|Session 2: Being poor and love]]

== "Pissing off" area ==
*hey acorn crotch you're poor --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 22:45, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
*You smell of rotting fish and your parents never loved you. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:45, 21 August 2009 (UTC)