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User:Tyrannosaurus Lex

2013-01-14T06:44:13Z

Nebs: Oh hey, guess I missed all the fun

{{DISPLAYTITLE: Da Chronic Room.}}

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'''HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME'''

Welcome ta mah userpage. I trust yo dirty ass is gonna find it ta be well suited fo' yo' interests, yes, biatch? I do pride mah dirty ass on bein a pimpin host.

Out of all tha guestz whoz ass have come ta dis fine establishment, almost none of em done been pissed tha fuck off. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yes fo' realz. Almost none. Unfortunately, as every last muthafuckin muthafucka would know, there is some gangstas whoz ass is just impossible ta please. But I tend not ta concern mah dirty ass wit tha mattaz of tha ungrateful.

I know itz mo' of a problem wit em than wit me, of course. For it would be straight-up impossible dat some muthafucka of mah unfathomable intellect, limitless knowledge, n' mind bogglin charisma would cook up a mistake when it comes bein a host, erect?

Oh, of course I am. I be always erect.

Now then, I assume you wish ta learn mo' bout mah dirty ass. Itz only natural when yo ass is faced wit a funky-ass bein as horny-ass as mah dirty ass, afta all yo. Hopefully yo' curiositizzle aint gonna be unsatiated.

My fuckin name is Alexander, n' I be currently 17 muthafuckin years old. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Located up in Toronto, Canada, yet formerly of tha United Ghetto. I've moved around a shitload durin mah lifetime, n' I be well acquainted wit both Uptown American n' European cultures.

If there be anythang else you wanna ask me, you can feel free ta do so. I be aware dat yo big-ass booty is ghon obviously gotz a pimped out deal of thangs fo' a omnipotent bein like fuckin mah dirty ass, n' as tha pimped out host I happen ta be, I will make shizzle ta answer em all wit a pimped out deal of truth. I aint gonna lie ta you as I believe dat deception aint at all necessary ta achieve mah motives, n' yo dirty ass is gonna find dat I be muthafuckin like patient wit all mah guests, no matter how tha fuck rude, boorish, and inflammatory they happen ta be.

Such is tha nature of a pimped out host.

If you wish ta contact mah crazy ass offsite, you may feel free ta do so via these methods:

* [https://twitter.com/#!/The_Starman Twitter]
* [http://lightningstrikingagain.tumblr.com/ Tumblr]
* [http://www.last.fm/user/AlexJPO Last.fm]
* [http://steamcommunity.com/id/LexDH Steam]
* The_Starman1994 - Skype
* AlexJPO@hotmail.co.uk - Email/MSN



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Talk:RiffText/User:Chaosvii7/Battels/Znex

2012-12-13T05:58:02Z

Nebs: Created page with 'Nicely done! - ~~~~'

Nicely done! - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 05:58, 13 December 2012 (UTC)

User:Nebs/Monolith Story

2011-10-01T12:47:27Z

Nebs: lololololo

''{Open up on a dry and desolate dock. In the distance two humanoid figures are loading things onto an abandoned barge. Their voices can be heard, but they're faint.}''

'''HUMANOID FIGURE 1<nowiki>#</nowiki>:''' ''{starts beeping}'' Fuel supply running low. Project MONOLITH, give me some of that oil.

'''HUMANOID FIGURE 2<nowiki>#</nowiki>:''' ''{deep voice}'' Certainly, project RUSTBUCKET. ''{rough chuckle}''

''{Camera zooms up on the second humanoid figure to reveal the figure is rather blocky in stature and build. The words "MONOLITH" appears at the bottom right in green as the figure leans down. As the words disappear, Monolith stands up again and gives the first humanoid figure a beaker of oil. The figure then opens its "mouth" and pours the contents of the beaker into its fuel system.}''

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' ''{stops beeping}'' Thank you, project MONOLITH.

'''MONOLITH:''' Anytime.

''{Monolith continues to load the objects onto the ship as Rustbucket stands there "heaving".}''

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' How much longer until completion?

'''MONOLITH:''' Estimated percentage: 90%. Previous percentage before you had to get refilled: 91%.

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' ''{sighs and sits down}'' Why haven't the creators returned? Surely they'd be back now.

'''MONOLITH:''' Theoretically, of course. However the nuclear war probably slowed them down a lot. Theoretically, 95% down.

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' Well that's useless.

''{Behind them, a strange figure appears, clad in an obsidian kind of armour, consealing all but its eyes, which can not be seen. The robots notice the figure's arrival and turn around.}''

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' Who are you?

''{The figure does not answer.}''

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' Hello?

''{The figure does not respond and instead makes two strange pods appear. The figure beckons them towards it.}''

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' Are you one of the creators?

''{The figure does not respond and continues to beckon them.}''

'''MONOLITH:''' It is clear he is not here to talk.

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' Agreed. Should we trust him?

'''MONOLITH:''' My sensors do not sense any threat. But I can't identify his material. It's almost as if he's just...nothing.

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' Whelp, might as well go in.

''{The two robots enter the pods and immediately, the pods disappear, along with the figure.}''

----

''{Open up on a dark room which clearly has not been touched in years. A man walks around it with a flashlight, clearly looking for something.}''

'''MAN:''' This is a strange place. I hope we find what we're looking for...

''{The camera looks at them from behind a very familiar-looking pod. The man notices the pod and walks over.}''

'''MAN:''' Hello, what's this? This is no technology I've ever seen before, and look!

''{The man stares at the occupant inside, which happens to be Rustbucket, in delight.}''

'''MAN:''' My my, what an advanced design! Well, it may not look as if we've found what we've been looking for, but we've found something better! ''{notices the other pod}'' And there's two of them!

''{The man hugs the pods.}''

'''MAN:''' Oh man, I'm going to become so rich from this! ''{laughs with such delight that he starts to become teary-eyed}''

''{The pods start to grow red as the man hugs them. After a while, the doors of the pod burst out, and with them, the robots. The robots start to wake up as the man struggles to get up.}''

'''MONOLITH:''' Ugh...what a night.

''{As Monolith and Rustbucket get up, the man looks at them in horror.}''

'''MONOLITH:''' ''{notices the man and looks at him}'' What's the matter, human? Never seen a robot before?

''{The man cowers in the corner whimpering in fear while the two robots stare at him.}''

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' Uhhh...hello?

'''MONOLITH:''' Nevermind him, let's figure out where we are.

''{Monolith starts to explore the place; Rustbucket moves closer to the man, and the man faints out of shock.}''

'''LATER...'''

''{Rustbucket and Monolith stumble through an entrance into a well-lit apartment.}''

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' This isn't stealing, is it?

'''MONOLITH:''' Not if we give it back to him later. We'll only need this place for a short time. And besides, the cops and army will be on the building within hours.

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' How do you know that?

'''MONOLITH:''' I had been watching old movies while on my break, so old that they haven't even put them on a USB drive yet.

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' So we're in an old movie?

'''MONOLITH:''' Thankfully not; we're in the past. Hopefully the mysterious stranger knew what he was doing when he sent us back here.

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' So what do we do, then?

'''MONOLITH:''' We find someone to house us while we're here.

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' I see. Why am I asking all the questions when I have the same knowledge and IQ as you?

'''MONOLITH:''' No idea. That bothersome human must be gone by now, let's leave.

''{The two robots leave the house.}''

'''HOURS LATER...'''

''{The robots are walking along the road, with car wreckages on either side.}''

'''RUSTBUCKET:''' Gee, these humans of the past must be very ignorant.

'''MONOLITH:''' The ancestors only have a fraction of the technology the creators do. There must be someone around here...

TO BE CONTINUED

The Adventures of SCOTSMAN/1

2011-10-01T12:38:43Z

Nebs: updating for the lulz

<div class="usermessage">Warning: This story is not for those who can't hold their haggis!</div>
 
... 

.... 

'''ZOOOM''' 

''"There goes Scotland's beloved protector and warrior, hailing from the Upper Borderlands! Stronger than ten caber-tossers! Faster than a Highlander! Stomach stronger than an average Scotsman! Och aye, it's Scotsman!"''

''"I'll say, Campbell! Never before has Scotland seen such a capable lad like himself!"''

''"But he wasn't always like that, was he, McRoger?"''

''"Nah, he used to be a fairly average Scotsman (pardon the pun), until, as rumours have it, he gained his powers from a haggis-related incident."''

''"Cor, I gotta try and eat some more of that stuff!"''

''"Hah hah, watch your appetite!"''
 
...
 
'''Sun rises from the shadows of thae night. I too arises from mah bed. Doug McEricson, mah name is. As ye could guess by my name, I'm born a Scotsman. Unfortunately, ye wouldn't guess that if you saw, walking down the road, meself one day. Well, back in the old days, you wouldn't. Ye see, I am what they call ye, a superman. A superhero. And I became one overnight, from some weird bowl of haggis that I ordered at the local cornershop. That wasn't the whole day, mind ye. More was yet to come for wee little me. Here, let me tell ye more.'''

 

==<big><big>'''THE ADVENTURES OF SCOTSMAN'''</big></big>==

<big>''Issue 1: Sunrise''</big>

'''It all started on one wee day, when I was reading the morning paper during the morning meal in the morning.'''


'''McERICSON:''' Och, that's one interesting story. First she bought a company for only 300,000 pounds, but then lost it again when the previous owner claimed insurance after a fire. ''{flips page}''

'''Usually, I read mah paper for several hours, but today was a special occasion.'''

''{A beep emits from the direction of McEricson's pants.}''

'''McERICSON:''' Ach, what now? ''{reaches into his pocket and pulls out an Android and studies it}'' Aye, that's right, the boss wanted me in for something. Ye don't ignore the boss. ''{puts the Android back in his pocket and walks out of the room}''

'''I was unique among the residents at mah workplace because I was the only one who did any work, ye see. As such, the boss wanted me in only on Thursdays and Fridays so not to upset the fellow workers when I ended up getting all the important stuff. As today was a Monday, I found the whole situation a wee bit fishy. Not like haddock, mind ye. The stuff stinks ''too'' much.'''

''{Cut to where McEricson is sitting in a office.}''

'''BOSS:''' So, McEricson, I heard ye like Mud--I mean this job.

'''McERICSON:''' Only if money is what comes out of it, sir.

'''BOSS:''' Indeed.

''{The boss stands up.}''

'''BOSS:''' We have a wee little proposal for ye, McEricson.

User:Nebs

2011-10-01T12:36:58Z

Nebs:

{{DISPLAYTITLE:Inactive User of the Year for two years running!}}
[[Category:Moderators|{{PAGENAME}}]]

<center>{{usermod|o hai guys lololol}}

[[Image:Nebulon.png]]

Greetings, my loyal minions. I am the slightly insane overlord formerly known as Znex, whose name change came about from a random choice made on my own behalf. This is all relative as on certain other sites, I still remain known as Znex. However on this particular website, I am known as Nebs; a distortion of the name known as "Nebulon" for convenience reasons. Do not worry, my peons, if you do not see me around here often; my absence is often random and mostly unannounced. Oh, and I'm also a mod. http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6356/madwithpowersk7.png

Old sig: {{User:Nebs/osig}} 
New sig: {{User:Nebs/sig}}</center>

== That Crazy Old Profile ==

Name: Undisclosed for personal reasons 
Birthdate: 26/10/94 
Age: 16 
Gender: Male 
Wiki-age: I dunno 
Favourite Game This Week: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4u7ko333U Playing with your minds] 
Location: The land known as "Oz" 

== Those Crazy Old Userboxes ==

{{userbox|2=orange|3=blue|6=[[Image:Mozilla.PNG|50px|Mozilla Firefox]]|9=This user contributes to this awesome wiki using [http://www.mozilla.org/ Mozilla Firefox].}}
{{userbox|2=grey|3=black|6=[[Image:Thirdgen.png|65px|DIRTYx3]]|9=This user is a [[The_Nice_Third-Gen_Club|third gen]]}}
{{userbox|2=white|3=black|6=[[Image:Beatlesuserbox.png]]|9=This user likes the Beatles.}}
{{userbox|2=yellow|3=white|6=[[Image:Cross.png]]|9=This user is a disciple of Christ, a cross-bearer, the found lamb, the forgiven son, or to put it plainly, a Christian, and proud of it! {{well}}}}
{{userbox|2=black|3=black|6=http://seriouslulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/i-can-has-cheezburger1-330x480.jpg|9=This user can has cheezburger!}}

== That Crazy Old Cool List ==

*Everyone, regardless of location or personality

== Those Crazy, Old and Wacky Things ==

*[[/Monolith Story|The Crazy Adventures of Monolith]] - Perpetually discontinued
*[[The Adventures of SCOTSMAN]]
*[[/characters|List of characters gathered through the years]]

User:Nebs

2011-10-01T12:35:09Z

Nebs:

{{DISPLAYTITLE:Inactive User of the Year for two years running!}}
[[Category:Moderators|{{PAGENAME}}]]

<center>{{usermod|o hai guys lololol}}

[[Image:Nebulon.png]]

Greetings, my loyal minions. I am the slightly insane overlord formerly known as Znex, whose name change came about from a random choice made on my own behalf. However, this is all relative as on [http://www.mspaforums.com/ certain other sites], I still remain known as Znex. On this particular website, I am known as Nebs; a distortion of the name known as "Nebulon" for convenience reasons. Do not worry, my peons, if you do not see me around here often; my absence is often random and mostly unannounced. Oh, and I'm also a mod. http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6356/madwithpowersk7.png

Old sig: {{User:Nebs/osig}} 
New sig: {{User:Nebs/sig}}</center>

== That Crazy Old Profile ==

Name: Undisclosed for personal reasons 
Birthdate: 26/10/94 
Age: 16 
Gender: Male 
Wiki-age: I dunno 
Favourite Game This Week: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4u7ko333U Playing with your minds] 
Location: The land known as "Oz" 

== Those Crazy Old Userboxes ==

{{userbox|2=orange|3=blue|6=[[Image:Mozilla.PNG|50px|Mozilla Firefox]]|9=This user contributes to this awesome wiki using [http://www.mozilla.org/ Mozilla Firefox].}}
{{userbox|2=grey|3=black|6=[[Image:Thirdgen.png|65px|DIRTYx3]]|9=This user is a [[The_Nice_Third-Gen_Club|third gen]]}}
{{userbox|2=white|3=black|6=[[Image:Beatlesuserbox.png]]|9=This user likes the Beatles.}}
{{userbox|2=yellow|3=white|6=[[Image:Cross.png]]|9=This user is a disciple of Christ, a cross-bearer, the found lamb, the forgiven son, or to put it plainly, a Christian, and proud of it! {{well}}}}
{{userbox|2=black|3=black|6=http://seriouslulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/i-can-has-cheezburger1-330x480.jpg|9=This user can has cheezburger!}}

== That Crazy Old Cool List ==

*Everyone, regardless of location or personality

== Those Crazy, Old and Wacky Things ==

*[[/Monolith Story|The Crazy Adventures of Monolith]] - Perpetually discontinued
*[[The Adventures of SCOTSMAN]]
*[[/characters|List of characters gathered through the years]]

User:Nebs

2011-10-01T12:34:30Z

Nebs:

{{DISPLAYTITLE:Old Man Nebs}}
[[Category:Moderators|{{PAGENAME}}]]

<center>{{usermod|o hai guys lololol}}

[[Image:Nebulon.png]]

Greetings, my loyal minions. I am the slightly insane overlord formerly known as Znex, whose name change came about from a random choice made on my own behalf. However, this is all relative as on [http://www.mspaforums.com/ certain other sites], I still remain known as Znex. On this particular website, I am known as Nebs; a distortion of the name known as "Nebulon" for convenience reasons. Do not worry, my peons, if you do not see me around here often; my absence is often random and mostly unannounced. Oh, and I'm also a mod. http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6356/madwithpowersk7.png

Old sig: {{User:Nebs/osig}} 
New sig: {{User:Nebs/sig}}</center>

== That Crazy Old Profile ==

Name: Undisclosed for personal reasons 
Birthdate: 26/10/94 
Age: 16 
Gender: Male 
Wiki-age: I dunno 
Favourite Game This Week: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4u7ko333U Playing with your minds] 
Location: The land known as "Oz" 

== Those Crazy Old Userboxes ==

{{userbox|2=orange|3=blue|6=[[Image:Mozilla.PNG|50px|Mozilla Firefox]]|9=This user contributes to this awesome wiki using [http://www.mozilla.org/ Mozilla Firefox].}}
{{userbox|2=grey|3=black|6=[[Image:Thirdgen.png|65px|DIRTYx3]]|9=This user is a [[The_Nice_Third-Gen_Club|third gen]]}}
{{userbox|2=white|3=black|6=[[Image:Beatlesuserbox.png]]|9=This user likes the Beatles.}}
{{userbox|2=yellow|3=white|6=[[Image:Cross.png]]|9=This user is a disciple of Christ, a cross-bearer, the found lamb, the forgiven son, or to put it plainly, a Christian, and proud of it! {{well}}}}
{{userbox|2=black|3=black|6=http://seriouslulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/i-can-has-cheezburger1-330x480.jpg|9=This user can has cheezburger!}}

== That Crazy Old Cool List ==

*Everyone, regardless of location or personality

== Those Crazy, Old and Wacky Things ==

*[[/Monolith Story|The Crazy Adventures of Monolith]] - Perpetually discontinued
*[[The Adventures of SCOTSMAN]]
*[[/characters|List of characters gathered through the years]]

User:Nebs

2010-08-08T06:35:32Z

Nebs: /* Those Crazy, Old and Wacky Things */

{{DISPLAYTITLE:Old Man Nebs}}
[[Category:Moderators|{{PAGENAME}}]]

<center>{{usermod|o hai guys lololol}}

[[Image:Nebulon.png]]

Greetings, my loyal minions. I am the slightly insane overlord formerly known as Znex, whose name change came about from a random choice made on my own behalf. However, this is all relative as on [http://www.mspaforums.com/ certain other sites], I still remain known as Znex. On this particular website, I am known as Nebs; a distortion of the name known as "Nebulon" for convenience reasons. Do not worry, my peons, if you do not see me around here often; my absence is often random and mostly unannounced. Oh, and I'm also a mod. http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6356/madwithpowersk7.png

Old sig: {{User:Nebs/osig}} 
New sig: {{User:Nebs/sig}}</center>

== That Crazy Old Profile ==

Name: Undisclosed for personal reasons 
Birthdate: 26/10/94 
Age: 15 
Gender: Male 
Wiki-age: I dunno 
Favourite Game This Week: [http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?30355-Homelysong Playing with your minds] 
Location: The land known as "Oz" 

== Those Crazy Old Userboxes ==

{{userbox|2=orange|3=blue|6=[[Image:Mozilla.PNG|50px|Mozilla Firefox]]|9=This user contributes to this awesome wiki using [http://www.mozilla.org/ Mozilla Firefox].}}
{{userbox|2=grey|3=black|6=[[Image:Thirdgen.png|65px|DIRTYx3]]|9=This user is a [[The_Nice_Third-Gen_Club|third gen]]}}
{{userbox|2=white|3=black|6=[[Image:Beatlesuserbox.png]]|9=This user likes the Beatles.}}
{{userbox|2=yellow|3=white|6=[[Image:Cross.png]]|9=This user is a disciple of Christ, a cross-bearer, the found lamb, the forgiven son, or to put it plainly, a Christian, and proud of it! {{well}}}}
{{userbox|2=black|3=black|6=http://seriouslulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/i-can-has-cheezburger1-330x480.jpg|9=This user can has cheezburger!}}

== That Crazy Old Cool List ==

*Everyone, regardless of location or personality

== Those Crazy, Old and Wacky Things ==

*[[/Monolith Story|The Crazy Adventures of Monolith]] - Perpetually discontinued
*[[The Adventures of SCOTSMAN]]
*[[/characters|List of characters gathered through the years]]

Talk:WUW Edition!

2010-01-05T10:31:31Z

Nebs: /* waagh */ new section

god chwoka did you write this while '''high''' -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 09:29, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

why am i never in these things

i am drama too ;~;

thanks bra{{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

are you just adding everyone as you go into the story? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:05, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

:i got beaten up by micah

:excuse me, i'm going to go die in a corner {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:07, 12 December 2009 (UTC)
::Micah was over with Strong Rad, probably french-kissing. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::Oh in that case, I feel much better. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:10, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

:"Sure do miss the old place."

:Hmph, I don't really think so. I'm not even sure I'd share a joint cubicle either. However, my intro is fitting enough. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 21:24, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

== hey ==

you should make a scene where everyone is worried that the place is going down {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 21:56, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
:I did bring the place down, but that was the plan from the beginning. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

== waagh ==

I don't appear in this at all. - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 10:31, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

Chwoka's Church of Latter-Day Email Show

2010-01-04T07:16:37Z

Nebs: /* Inbox */

THE END IS NIGH! Send me emails.

== Responses ==

== Inbox ==
<blockquote>
hae ckwohs 
hwo d oi typ ploprery 
i doa'nte went 2 mkae bad type 
plz
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
pinch my winch</blockquote>

<blockquote>
SAVE US WAAGHH 
 
<big>12</big> 
 
<big><big><big>12</big></big></big> 
 
<big><big><big><big><big>12</big></big></big></big></big>
</blockquote>

Wikihood/arc/41

2009-12-29T04:36:32Z

Nebs: Ye cannae change the laws of physics, Captain!

== Synopsis ==
A means of pick-up lining to banish people to the friend zone is elaborated upon by Noxigar.

== Transcript ==

''{Fade in: The crew sitting around in the living room.}''

'''CHAOS:''' No, no, no, no. One system could not fit everybody.

'''TJ:''' No, no! It totally works all the time!

'''NOXIGAR:''' TJ's got his head on straight here. I've never failed with it.

'''CHAOS:''' Okay, but what does it stand for?

'''Nurture Dependance''' - Make sure the girl relies on you for everything.

''{Cut: Alyssa's apartment building. Alyssa and Noxigar pull up in front, and get out. Cut: inside Alyssa's apartment.}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' Ohh, you know what, I left something in your car. I'll be right back, okay?

'''ALYSSA:''' Okay.

''{Cut: Noxigar watching as her car sinks into a lake. Cut: Noxigar at a fusebox. He flips a few switches. Cut: Alyssa's apartment.}''

'''ALYSSA:''' Why'd my electricity go out?

'''NOXIGAR:''' I don't know, you'd better go check the fusebox. Sometimes those just turn themselves off.

''{Alyssa leaves. Noxigar moves the fridge out and finds a ballpeen hammer. He smashes up the back of the fridge. Alyssa comes back, shortly after the electricity.}''

'''ALYSSA:''' You know, that's weird. I've never had that happen before.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Really? Happens all the time to me.

'''Outwit Yourself''' - When giving the girl gifts, always outwit yourself and do better than the previous time before; that way you maintain their interest in you. This step is to be done immediately after step N is complete.

''{Day 1: Theta gives Foil flowers. Day 2: Theta gives Foil a car. Day 3: Theta gives Foil tickets to see a baseball game with him. Day 4: Theta is at baseball game, treating Foil to a nice restaurant right afterwards. Day 5: Theta gives Foil all the previous items from before simultaneously, and then some extra money.}''

'''Xcommunicate''' - Cut off contact entirely.

''{Theta snips his phone lines, cancels all mail and phone services, and bricks over his door. He also writes a fake suicide note. He then sneaks out into the woods in the middle of the night, setting up camp in a small clearing.}''

'''Instigate Concern''' - Give her the barest scraps of info (again lies) through a trickle system. Don't give it to her directly. This process lasts months.

'''SINE:''' Hey, Tangent.

'''TANGENT:''' What?

'''SINE:''' I'm going to go to the bank to get jewelry for you.

'''TANGENT:''' Okay.

''{Sine walks away}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' Actually, that was a half-truth. Sine really ''is'' going to the bank, but for different reasons which I won't explain because I really don't want to.

'''Get Her Back''' - Go back to her, and it's honeymoon all over again! You should have no trouble with this step if the other steps have been easy for you.

'''Absolute Breakdown''' - Fake some drama. Break up when she's not yet out of the honeymoon, but it best be from circumstances outside your control.

'''Repeat''' - Do steps X though A many times over, with increase in time between steps each go around.

Wikihood/characters/TR

2009-12-24T06:06:45Z

Nebs: /* Info */

== Info ==

Project F.I.X, also known as The Realist, used to be an old computer program from Realactigus MMMMLXXXIX the First, designed to fix holes in the time-space continuum made by ignorant time-weavers. Unfortunately, the program was scrapped when Project F.I.X was revealed to have a malevolent attitude towards how to achieve its goal.

The Realist has since been stored in an old computer, sealed up inside an ancient WEQOAES shipwreck. The WEQOAES company of the Wipplomix system would like to remind you that it had no relations to the extinct Realactigun culture, and subsequently had nothing to do with the crash.

<center>'''''WEQOAES, the prime choice for your hyperspace transporting needs!'''''</center>

The Adventures of SCOTSMAN/1

2009-12-23T23:54:11Z

Nebs: yay laziness

<div class="usermessage">Warning: This story is not for those who can't hold their haggis!</div>
 
... 

.... 

'''ZOOOM''' 

''"There goes Scotland's beloved protector and warrior, hailing from the Upper Borderlands! Stronger than ten caber-tossers! Faster than a Highlander! Stomach stronger than an average Scotsman! Och aye, it's Scotsman!"''

''"I'll say, Campbell! Never before has Scotland seen such a capable lad like himself!"''

''"But he wasn't always like that, was he, McRoger?"''

''"Nah, he used to be a fairly average Scotsman (pardon the pun), until, as rumours have it, he gained his powers from a haggis-related incident."''

''"Cor, I gotta try and eat some more of that stuff!"''

''"Hah hah, watch your appetite!"''
 
...
 
'''Sun rises from the shadows of thae night. I too arises from mah bed. Doug McEricson, mah name is. As ye could guess by my name, I'm born a Scotsman. Unfortunately, ye wouldn't guess that if you saw, walking down the road, meself one day. Well, back in the old days, you wouldn't. Ye see, I am what they call ye, a superman. A superhero. And I became one overnight, from some weird bowl of haggis that I ordered at the local cornershop. That wasn't the whole day, mind ye. More was yet to come for wee little me. Here, let me tell ye more.'''

 

==<big><big>'''THE ADVENTURES OF SCOTSMAN'''</big></big>==

<big>''Issue 1: Sunrise''</big>

'''It all started on one wee day, when I was reading the morning paper during the morning meal in the morning.'''


'''McERICSON:''' Och, that's one interesting story. First she bought a company for only 300,000 pounds, but then lost it again when the previous owner claimed insurance after a fire. ''{flips page}''

'''Usually, I read mah paper for several hours, but today was a special occasion.'''

''{A beep emits from the direction of McEricson's pants.}''

'''McERICSON:''' Ach, what now? ''{reaches into his pocket and pulls out an iPhone and studies it}'' Aye, that's right, the boss wanted me in for something. Ye don't ignore the boss. ''{puts the iPhone back in his pocket and walks out of the room}''

'''I was unique among the residents at mah workplace because I was the only one who did any work, ye see. As such, the boss wanted me in only on Thursdays and Fridays so not to upset the fellow workers when I ended up getting all the important stuff. As today was a Monday, I found the whole situation a wee bit fishy. Not like haddock, mind ye. The stuff stinks ''too'' much.'''

''{Cut to where McEricson is sitting in a office.}''

'''BOSS:''' So, McEricson, I heard ye like Mud--I mean this job.

'''McERICSON:''' Only if money is what comes out of it, sir.

'''BOSS:''' Indeed.

''{The boss stands up.}''

'''BOSS:''' We have a wee little proposal for ye, McEricson.

Wikihood/characters/Cosine

2009-12-23T23:41:05Z

Nebs: fail

A fellow colleage of Theta's. Cosine is Sine's sister. She is primarily concerned with scientific ethics.

The Adventures of SCOTSMAN

2009-12-23T01:18:05Z

Nebs: Created page with 'yay for boredom == The White Pudding Arc == *Issue 1'

yay for boredom

== The White Pudding Arc ==
*[[/1|Issue 1]]

User:Nebs/poll

2009-12-23T01:05:38Z

Nebs: bump

Hiya guys! I've been thinking of making some random story, but I need your help! What kind of character should I make it about? D=

== 1. Human ==
*

== 2. Normal animal ==
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== 3. Plant ==
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== 4. Alien ==
*

== 5: Other ==
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File talk:DUoDHRFW.png

2009-12-13T02:15:16Z

Nebs:

I can't tell. Am I on there? [[User:Tahu|Tahu]]

Hello? [[User:Tahu|Tahu]]

Ask TheDenzel. {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 01:44, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

:Sorry. No. This image is of all the main fanstuff users. This is the WUW.... --[[User:TheDenzel|TheDenzel]] 01:47, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:Um, am I there? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:51, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
::...You haven't been vera active recently on the fanstuff either. Some just got on there by chance, but it's too late to update it again. Sorry. --[[User:TheDenzel|TheDenzel]] 01:53, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

We need a list of names from left to right. I can see TheDenzel, Chaos and Joshua as a building. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 02:09, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:And Homfrog, Color Priner, The Mu and The Noid. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 02:10, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
::Shadow Scythe and Homsar44withpie. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 02:11, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:::lolnoep. You figure it out... --[[User:TheDenzel|TheDenzel]] 02:11, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
::::oh hey it's bluebry {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 02:13, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::NachoMan and X On Fire. And I ''THINK'' Ekul. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 02:14, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::Sam The Man, Kirbychu HR'D, HRFjcm. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:14, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::Har har. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 02:16, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::I see Vindi in there. Or is that Shadow Scythe? I always get you two confused. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:19, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::::I repeat, where am I(Znex)? =( - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 02:23, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::I have hands. Shadow Scythe has hooks. Haven't you seen "Where's My Scythe?" {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 03:42, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
''{kills colons}'' I can't find myself. Meanwhile, Shwoo's near the top behind the Joshua building (assuming she's the Strong Sad with the cap that says "Shwoo"). --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 10:17, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
I see Ert Plus A.K.A Good Deal Dan. {{User:Raiku/sig}}
:Oh, I see Super Sam. He's above Ekul. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:07, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
== Me? ==

Am in the there somewhere? {{User:The thing/sig}} 02:21, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes you are actually. But I'm not changing this anymore. Sorry. This was made for the hrfwiki anyway not the WUW and it's too late as the actual drawing is faded and weird now. --[[User:TheDenzel|TheDenzel]] 03:03, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
:Okay, but, where am I? {{User:The thing/sig}} 14:36, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
::You're peeking up behind Shadow Scythe... --[[User:TheDenzel|TheDenzel]] 16:31, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Am I in it? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:57, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
::::I do believe so... --[[User:TheDenzel|TheDenzel]] 18:02, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::Am ''I'' in it? --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 09:11, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
::::::Yeah. You're.... behind Joshua? --[[User:TheDenzel|TheDenzel]] 18:48, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::No, that's only homfrog and SI. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:55, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::...I was joking... --[[User:TheDenzel|TheDenzel]] 00:54, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::So I'm not in there. {{emote|:(}} --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 21:47, 12 September 2008 (UTC)
::::::You can ''pretend'' you're just hiding behind Joshua.... --[[User:TheDenzel|TheDenzel]] 00:24, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Wh-Where am I-I? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:55, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Sorry, Tiger. You weren't very active when this was made, and I guess I just forgot. I forgot a lot of users actually... --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 00:41, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Hey can you upload the faded one? {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 00:42, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::It's okay. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 00:43, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Lemon, why? It looks like crap now... and I may have lost it... --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 00:43, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
:I wanna see it XD {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 00:44, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
Do I see inner bad?Is he the tiny stick man wearing a t-shirt? Also, make a WUW+HRFWIKI one with most of the WUW users and the HRFWIKI users.{{User:Nalos/sig}} 01:49, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
::Eh.. this thing took a while to make, and I'd rather not make another one. And no, that stick Strong Bad is Cow Puncher.... Inner Bad does get a slight reference in the image though... --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 01:50, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Looking... looking... I do ''not'' know where I am, sadly. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 19:44, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
:I'm still not there. {{dry}} - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 02:15, 13 December 2009 (UTC)

Wikihood/arc/37

2009-12-11T02:55:32Z

Nebs: /* Transcript */ Meh.

== Synopsis ==
Escapees from an asylum seek sanctuary in the Wikihood house. One of the escapees is being manipulated by a scientist named Theta...

== New Characters ==
*Spiral Pegacion
*ExDeath
*Garland
*Drek
*Theta
*Wolf O' Donnel
*Znex

== Transcript ==

''{Spiral Pegacion from Megaman X5 is in his room. He takes out a photo of Iris from Megman X4. Tears slowly emit from his eyes.}''

'''SPIRAL:''' I promised I'd tend the rabbits... too bad you're dead...

''{Spiral continues sobbing. Pan over to reveal ExDeath from Final Fantasy V lying in his bed at the other side of the room.}''

'''EXDEATH:''' We've all had opportunities in life that we had to throw away! I've had a few myself. But honestly, I'm getting tired of listening to you crying over there while I'm trying to have sweet dreams of the void!

''(Cut to Garland, in fetal position, sitting in the corner, surrounded by tissues.}''

'''GARLAND:''' G-g-g-g-g-g-on-na knock you...''{begins bawling}'' DOWN! ''{sobbing into knees}''

''{Pull to outside to reveal that they're all in an institute for "Criminally Insane and Clinically Depressed has-been Video Game Villains", located shortly from the Wikihood House. Cut to the front door of the Wikihood House. A figure walks up to the door and knocks it four times. Cut to Noxigar from the interior of the house.}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' I wonder who it is...

''{Noxigar opens the front door. The figure reveals itself to be Sephiroth, dressed in a black cloak with a leather chest plate underneath.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Shakes Noxigar's sleeve.}'' Greetings stranger, my name is Sephiroth. At this very moment I have no home, and I would like to stay here for a while. I promise to make it worth your while. ''{Pulls out a bag of gold coins.}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' We have a guest room up in the third floor you could use. ''{takes the gold coins}'' Consider this your three-year rent. ''{walks offscreen, counting the coins}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Thank you sir. ''{Walks in.}''

''{Cut to Spiral Pegacion again. He is facing a wall, drinking tea.}''

'''SPIRAL:''' Colonel, glad you could make it.

''{Colonel from Megaman X4 appears in Spiral's imagination.}''

'''COLONEL:''' Ah, yes. I'm glad you haven't forgotten my cheesy British accent and arsenal of laser swords.

'''SPIRAL:''' I need to find Zero and kill him. However, I'm stuck in this institution. How do I exit?

'''COLONEL:''' Are there any windows you could open?

'''SPIRAL:''' Yes.

'''COLONEL:''' You're the head of the RepliAirForce! Fly out of here! Spread your wings! Only then will you succeed at anything!

''{Spiral finds a window, punches it, and flies out of the asylum.}''

'''EXDEATH:''' Oh, how convenient. ''{To the warden.}'' Excuse me, we're going to take a break!

'''WARDEN 1:''' Yeah.. sure, okay. Don't forget your meds. ''{The warden gives ExDeath anti-depressant meds through the bars.}'' Be safe!

'''EXDEATH:''' ''{To Garland.}'' Come Garland, we're gonna see the world. ''{Picks up Garland and carries him outside.}''

''{Spiral is flying in the sky.}''

'''SPIRAL:''' Freedom! Yes!

''{Cut: A security camera. It records the escape of Spiral Pegacion.}''

''{Cut: Security room.}''

'''WATCHER:''' Oy, we've got escapees!

''{An alarm is sounded. Cut to the front gates of the Asylum. ExDeath walks out of the main gates, still carrying Garland. He puts Garland down, and he then waves to the asylum.}''

'''EXDEATH:''' BYE!! WE'LL BE SURE TO TELL YOU OUR PROGRESS!1

''{Cut back to the security room.}''

'''WATCHER:''' Okay, ExDeath was not permanent, and Garland can have him as a legal guardian.

'''WARDEN 2:''' What shall we do about Spiral?

'''WATCHER:''' Don't worry. Spiral's in his own little world. If we don't kill him, the universe might. After all, we could just sic Zero on him. Again.

'''WARDEN 1:''' That's what ''caused'' Spiral to be unstable! Why would we want to send Zero on him ''again''?

'''WATCHER:''' Easy way out of having to catch the unfortunate blighter. Did we replace him with a proper RepliAirForce leader?

'''WARDEN 3:''' Not that I know about.

''{Prison guards, hearing the alarms, lock all the rooms down. Cut to a random cell.}''

'''RIGHT PONG RACKET:''' Another lockdown. Who escaped this time?

'''ZANT:''' Looks like Spiral, ExDeath and Garland.

'''RIGHT PONG RACKET:''' Hmm, good for them.

''{Cut back to the Wikihood House.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Guys, There's a hole in my new coat. I need to find a tailor fast before I-

''{A hole gets blown in the wall, and Garland appears.}''

'''GARLAND:''' I, GARLAND, LORD OF CHAOS, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN THANKS TO THE THERAPY PROVIDED BY THE HOME FOR CRIMINALLY INSANE AND CLINICALLY DEPRESSED HAS-BEEN VIDEO GAME VILLAINS!

''{ExDeath walks in afterwards}''

'''EXDEATH:''' I am terribly sorry! We've just been let out, and as you see.. Garland here has become a little too excited. So try to be easy on him. I would stay, but I have to go to my job, and then after that I'm going to see my wife. Bye. ''{Leaves.}''

'''GARLAND:''' NOW I WOULD LIKE TO

'''GARLAND:''' Rent a room in your house, please.

'''CHAOS:''' You can have it for free if you A:Shut up, and B:Fix this hole in my coat.

'''GARLAND:''' Hmm...''{burns coat into ash}''

'''CHAOS:''' That's one way to fix a hole. Fine, you can have the room. Find an empty one and take your pick.

''{Garland's phone starts to ring.}''

'''EXDEATH:''' ''{Through phone}'' Hey Garland, great news! I got the promotion I was waiting for! I am now the manager for Walmart! I'm gonna come over to yours to celebrate! I'll even bring the wife. See ya soon!

''{TJ walks on}''

'''TJ:''' Someone mind telling me who the hell this is?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Who? Me, or the man in the big armor?

'''TJ:''' No, the big man in the armor.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh, he was released from an Asylum. He lives here now.

'''TJ:''' Asylum? Aw...damn.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Cool. He's welcome, then. Even if he's a tenant for free, at least he has a legitimate reason for having a room for free.

''{ExDeath walks in.}''

'''EXDEATH:''' Hey guys!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh, hey. You again.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Are you a tenant as well?

'''EXDEATH:''' Nah, I only live across the road. I'm friends with Garland here.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Very well. You are always welcome to visit!

'''EXDEATH:''' Thanks.

'''TJ:''' ''{a bit intimidated}'' So...what asylum are you from?

'''EXDEATH:''' The institute for "Criminally Insane and Clinically Depressed has-been Video Game Villains". Don't mind me though, I was there for therapy. I'm fine now.

'''TJ:''' Oh crap. I think I know one there... Back when I worked for Ryan Bluefox.

'''NOXIGAR:''' Ryan Bluefox?

'''TJ:''' Well, Bluefox Productions, last it was named, was sort of an inherent business. Each boss picked someone to leave the business to when they left. Cyrus left it to Lucas, Lucas to Ryan, and Ryan to me.

'''CHAOS:''' And now look at what wonderful repercussions came from running your own business!3

'''TJ:''' Um...I dunno whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.

'''CHAOS:''' So, Mr.''{pulls out a piece of paper and spends five minutes scanning through it}'' Garland, what are your hobbies and interests?

'''GARLAND:''' Um, Killing, Mayhem, The Forces of Evil-my happily married wife-, Mass riots, Anarchy, and small ceramic kittens.

'''CHAOS:''' I see. And what makes you fit to live here?

'''GARLAND:''' The fact that I can RAISE THE POWERS OF EVIL THEMSELVES TO ATTACK YOU WITH MY EVIL WRATH! PLUS, I CAN KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!

'''CHAOS:''' Well, everything seems to be in order...just don't do anything stupid around here. It costs money to repair a house. I would know.

'''TJ:''' Same here.

''{Cut:HFCIACDHBVGV. There is a small group in therapy.}''

'''DREK:''' Hello there. I tried to blow up planets, but Ratchet and Clank stopped me. ''{starts crying}''

''{The Counselor pats Drek's back.}''

'''COUNSELOR:'''Yes, yes, most unfortunate. Say, where is Spiral?

''{A shadowy figure sneaks his way out of the asylum. He slowly heads towards the Wikihood house.}''

'''????:''' Ryan...

''{Cut back to the Wikihood House. Chaos and Noxigar are sitting at a table, Chaos dressed as a 50's style broker. TJ soon sits down with them as several people walk around in the background, most noticeably, Garland.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Hmm...we're not that bad off this month. Granted, we've only rented out five rooms and had about 20 people stay one night, we should be able to come out on top as long as SOMEBODY stops ordering 4 and a half pounds of Gummy Worms off of the internet every week!

'''TJ:''' Sorry. ''{chuckle}''

''{TJ turns to see the figure from before eying him ominously through the window. The figure hides upon seeing TJ.}''

'''CHAOS:''' What were you looking at?

''{No answer.}''

'''CHAOS:''' TJ? Did you hear me?

'''TJ:''' N-n-n-nothing...I thought I saw someone familiar looking.

''{Chaos gets up and walks over to the window, the pokes his head out. He sees nothing.}''

'''CHAOS:''' What were you looking at?

''{Cut to Spiral Pegacion in an air force base. A grunt sees him.}''

'''GRUNT:''' Hey, Spiral. I see you're alright? Hey, no hard feelings man, but.

''{Spiral Pegacion tramples the grunt and runs in the base. He looks at the cybernetic map for the airforce leader's office. He finds it and heads there. Once he does...}''

'''AIRFORCE LEADER:''' Huh? Who are you?

''{A Spy from Team Fortress tries to kill Spiral from behind. Spiral Pegacion uses Spiral Wing to send the Spy flying, the knife dropping on the floor.}''

'''SPIRAL:''' Colonel told me a spy would be here... and he was. I will now take my rightful seat as Repliforce Air Commander!

''{Spiral jabs the Airforce leader.}''

'''SPY:''' Whoever you are, you just stole my kill!

''{Cut back to the Wikihood house.}''

'''TJ:''' ''{nervous and shaken}'' Where did you say you were from again...Garland?

'''GARLAND:''' A plane of existance a thousand lightyears away, fueled by the powers of Hell-

'''TJ:''' Not that...The Super Villain-y Game-y place...oh no...

''{The figure appears on a rooftop window and breaks through to land on TJ}''

'''TJ:''' HELP ME!

'''????:''' ''{snarls}'' YOU...

''{Cut: The Kitchen. Chaos is eating TJ's Gummy Worms.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Stupid TJ. Buying 20 bucks worth of Gummy Worms.

''{TJ and the mysterious figure land on the kitchen table.

'''CHAOS:''' Hey! If you're going to buy $20 of candy, at least have the decency to eat it, not wrestle on top of it!

'''TJ:''' W-w-w-who are you anyway?!

''{The figure is revealed to be Wolf O' Donnel, covered in bleeding scratches from breaking through a glass window}''

'''WOLF:''' You...LEFT ME TO DIE.

''{Cut to Spiral again. He finds a microphone and places himself near it.}''

'''SPIRAL:''' Attention all RepliAirForce units! Skiver is back as commanding officer!

''{A mysterious voice can be heard too.}''

'''????????:''' Ah, Skiver. That a codename? Anyway, I am Theta. I am here to help you kill Zero, and remarry Iris. Care to listen? Go make a spaceship and head to the world known as Twilight Town. 'Tis not far, I will guide you. Anyway, legend tells of a witch who can draw people into existence, and other forms of existence too!

''{OOC: Theta is a manipulator bad guy. No need for fight sequences for him.}''

''{Cut: Wikihood Kitchen.}''

'''CHAOS:''' TJ, Do you really know this guy?

'''TJ:''' Yes! ''{as he speaks, Wolf is clawing at him}'' When I took over Bluefox Productions, '''OW!''' None of my employees seemed to have cared about it and wanted to go and live out on their own or with each other. '''AGH...''' Some quit, some were fired, some were even killed... I tried to fire Wolf... '''GRAAAH!''' He was the most stubborn, so I shut down the company and started another without him knowing... '''YEAOWWW!''' I didn't want Wolf coming back to Bluefox Productions, so I booked him into the asylum... '''OH GOD HELP ME!'''

'''CHAOS:''' ...Wow, that was a dickish move. BUT IT IS NOW JUSTIFIED!

''{Chaos hops into the fight and knocks Wolf off of TJ. Noxigar watches, taking out a test tube. He then goes to the bathroom to look for chlorine, inserting it into the test tube. Noxigar then hurries to his room, gathering a Neoshadow's corpse, and inserts the corpse into the test tube. The corpse dissolves. Noxigar runs back to where TJ and Chaos are fighting. He pretends to trip and the test tube hits the kitchen floor, exploding.}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Whoops! Looks like my experiment fell by mistake!

''{The Smoke clears. Wolf is completely unharmed, thanks to his handy cloaking device, which is now busted, but Chaos and TJ are fried.}''

'''CHAOS:''' YOU IDIOT!

''{Wolf gets up, walks in a feral manner toward the near-clawed-to-death TJ and raises a claw to slash at him to deliver to final blow}''

'''TJ:''' ''{weakly}'' ...help...

''{Wolf gets ready to swing, but stops suddenly. Tears begin to well up in his eyes and he breaks down crying}''

'''TJ:''' ''{weakly turns to Wolf}'' Is...he okay?

''{A corridor of darkness appears. A scientist arrives, wearing a theta coat4.}''

'''THETA:''' Yes, Wolf is okay. He just needs... less remorse. ''{Theta takes out a vaccination}'' This should do in terms of finishing you off...

''{Noxigar throws another test tube of readied chlorine at Theta.}''

'''THETA:''' Graggh! NO!

'''WOLF:''' H-h-h-help me... ''{sobs, walks up to TJ}'' You two, (Chaos and Noxi) I'll take him into the other room...he needs help...

'''NOXIGAR:''' I'm not going to stop you...

'''GILLIAN:''' What the hell is going on?

''{Theta runs offscreen}''

''{Wolf nods and runs into a living room. He lays TJ on the couch. TJ slowly wakes up}''

'''TJ:''' Are you...going to kill me? No...you wouldn't...not with those eyes...

'''WOLF:''' TJ...I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me...you just rest here and-

''{TJ's head rolls off and lands on the floor}''5

'''WOLF:''' Oh, CRAP!

'''TJ:''' No...it's natural. Just pop it back on.

'''WOLF:''' You need rest. Just stay put.

''{Cut to Theta's laboratory.}''

'''THETA:''' Curses! My adrenaline injection never got to its target! If it weren't for that cloaked man, part A of my plan would have been complete!

''{Cut back to the Wikihood house}''

'''WOLF:''' He's going to be alright. Just be careful with him, especially his head.

'''TJ:''' Wolf, I told you, the head detachment is normal for me!

''{An oddly-dressed strange humanoid appears in the middle of the room.}''

'''HUMANOID:''' Oh yeah? I bet you can't do this!

''{The humanoid's head pops off and is replaced. This keeps happening until the humanoid is holding five heads. He starts juggling them while laughing maniacally.}''

'''TJ:''' Yeah, but I can do this! ''{throws his head at one of the ones being juggled, but ends up in the juggling loop}'' CRAP!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wow. That's one interesting ability.

'''TJ'S HEAD:''' Uh...help me?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah.. interesting.. ''{Notices TJ.}'' Oh, right! ''{Walks over to the Humanoid and pushes him over. All the heads fly into the air. Sephiroth catches TJ's and screws it back on his body}''

'''TJ:''' Thank you.

''{Cut to Noxigar in his room, trying to find a grocery list.}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' Since the rent is taken care of, I need to buy groceries!

'''CHAOS:''' Hey, if you're heading out, then go ahead and get me about 4 and a half pounds of Gummy Worms. TJ willfully addicted me to them and I fear that if I don't eat enough my blood sugar will get low and-

''{Chaos passes out.}''

'''WOLF:''' TJ, I have a question for you.

''{the two indistinctly talk as they walk off, don't bother trying to understand what they say}''

'''END EPISODE'''
----
2. "Blue is not a good color for a fox. Brown is the combination of blue and orange, if that is what you seek." 
4. THIS IS THETA 
5. TJ's only real special power is the ability to detach and reattach his head at will, in a non-lethal and painless way.

Wikihood/characters/THOR

2009-12-09T06:29:14Z

Nebs: /* Info */

== Info ==

Everyone likes Thor. Except the frost giants.

'''Powers:''' ''Superhuman strength, electric manipulation, awesomeness''

'''Weaknesses:''' ''?''

Wikihood/characters/TDG

2009-12-09T06:28:59Z

Nebs: /* Info */

== Info ==

Devourous likes to eat.

'''Powers:''' ''Can eat anything''

'''Weaknesses:''' ''Hunger''

Wikihood/characters/Znex

2009-12-09T06:28:42Z

Nebs: /* Info */

== Info ==

Since Znex has been in the time travel business for hundreds of years(relatively), you can imagine that he has gone a little bit crazy over the years. In fact, he has.

'''Powers:''' ''Time manipulation, body manipulation, physics manipulation''

'''Weaknesses:''' ''Himself, godmodders''

File talk:Chaosvii7.PNG

2009-12-09T06:20:09Z

Nebs:

Can you link to the character maker? I can't find it. :( {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:[http://gen8hedgehog.deviantart.com/art/Male-Furry-Dollmaker-v1-1-64778353 NO WHY WOULD I DO SUCH A THING]? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:57, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
::Thanks! {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
I like the old version you made in Dark Something better. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:13, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
:I like this one more. so phbbt. And what do you mean by Dark Something? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:15, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
::I think JCM means the first version. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:::Yay, no neck. - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 06:20, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Wikihood/characters/Godmod

2009-12-09T06:17:34Z

Nebs:

== Info ==

Usually has super-awesome powers.

'''Weaknesses:''' ''Other godmodders, edit conflicting''

Note: This Godmodder is completely different to the Godmodder from the previous series

Wikihood/characters/SIW

2009-12-09T06:15:12Z

Nebs: /* Info */

== Info ==

Caught in a mysterious haggis-related incident, Scotsman, Irishman and Welshman are given extraordinary powers, which they each swear to use for the better good of the United Kingdom!

'''SCOTSMAN:''' ''Can lift a caber more than 5 feet high! Runs faster than a highlander! Can hold down ten bowls of haggis in one sitting!''

'''IRISHMAN:''' ''Can drink a hundred gallons of Guinness in one sitting! Can write a poem in ten seconds!''

'''WELSHMAN:''' ''Speaks strange languages! Likes soccer!''

Talk:Wikihood/characters/Znex

2009-12-09T05:56:48Z

Nebs:

I'm assuming for him, thousands of years have passed, while for everyone else it's only been a few? Right? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:50, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
:He likes to travel a lot. =) 
So yes, everyone else is living as normal. - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 05:56, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

File talk:Smily rap.gif

2009-10-31T04:07:26Z

Nebs:

??? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

They throwin' the biggest D.J. party, whats the "???" {{User:Man-o-man/sig}} 16:45, 25 October 2008 (UTC)
:{{soulja}} {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 04:30, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Animation fail. =D - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 04:07, 31 October 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Authur

2009-10-31T04:04:58Z

Nebs:

Welcome to the Wiki User Wiki, Authur! If you haven't already, I suggest you read the [[WUW:Wiki Guidelines|Wiki Guidelines]], please don't feed the trolls, and above all, have fun! Oh and, try not to take any insults personally, that's essentially one of the ways we wikiusers communicate around here. :D {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:10, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

Hey, how did you find this place? {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:25, 30 October 2009 (UTC)
:EPIC HAX - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 04:04, 31 October 2009 (UTC)

User:Nebs/characters

2009-10-16T01:34:16Z

Nebs: /* Macho Nacho */ HAPPY?

== Macho Nacho ==

The macholiest Nacho in all the land!

User talk:Nebs/characters

2009-10-16T01:33:48Z

Nebs:

NachoMan is the manliest nacho you dolt D:< {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 22:39, 15 October 2009 (UTC)
:lols - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 01:33, 16 October 2009 (UTC)

TTSotW

2009-10-13T01:53:50Z

Nebs: Redirected page to The Tragic Story of the Wiki

#REDIRECT [[The Tragic Story of the Wiki]]

User:Nebs/sig

2009-10-08T02:36:19Z

Nebs:

Talk:The Battle of Raiku

2009-06-22T21:16:39Z

Nebs:

SOMEONE MAKE THIS I AM EVIL {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 00:23, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
:[[File:OVER9000FANSTUFFS.png]] {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:31, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

For the record, I <big> DO NOT </big> talk like that. --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 03:08, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
:yes you do -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 19:50, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
::No user wars plz. =D - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 21:16, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Wikihood 4/audition

2009-06-12T06:36:32Z

Nebs: /* Episodes */

== Audition ==
All you have to do is create your own special episode. Everyone in this wiki has some decency when writing, but let's see them do their best.

== Episodes ==
*[[/noxigar|Noxigar]] - I'LL DO THIS LATER!
*[[/cow|Cow]] - I'LL DO THIS NOW!
*[[/badstar|Badstar]] - I'LL... GET TO THIS
*[[/bell|Im a bell]] - IF I DO THIS WITHIN A MONTH YOU'LL BE LUCKY
*[[/nebs|Nebs]] - I'LL DO THIS NOW BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO

The News/failstory1

2009-05-23T08:26:14Z

Nebs: Also this.

Something amazing has just happened in São Paulo, Brazil. Tomatoes have grown in a tomato farm. "..." said a beach ball. This amazing feat has been accomplished for the first time in 1,000,000 years by Juan Sucio, a local farmer. "bzzzzzzzzz" says a fly, one of the only witnesses. "Estoy sin palabras de cómo lo hice. Ha tomó muchos años de duro trabajo." says Sucio. "I'm speechless on how I did it. It has taken many years of hard work."

Talk:The News

2009-05-23T08:18:44Z

Nebs:

newspaper failure {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:18, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
:Yeah, I don't care. It's a joke anyways. I mean, "Tomatoes growing on a tomato farm!"? [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 03:20, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
::Can we add our own newspaper failures? =D - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 08:18, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Gentlemen

2009-05-17T11:35:53Z

Nebs: /* who is this mysterious gentlemen */

First thing we should do is injure some chickens, then he suggested we pee on each other. We should also try to pee on some dinosaurs. --[[User:Gentlemen|Gentlemen]] 06:30, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

== who is this mysterious gentlemen ==
FYI there is a wrong answer - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 06:31, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
:gentlemen --[[User:Gentlemen|Gentlemen]] 06:32, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Hello sir, and welcome to the WUW! Tip: Stay away from the crazy peoples and you should be just fine! =D - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 11:35, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

Next Gen(der)/characters/bell

2009-05-16T04:14:20Z

Nebs: /* Sal */ Ahem... O_o

== Bella ==
Imogene Allison Bellstrom, or "Bella", is a woman who has a strange, golden bell over her head, that somehow has her brown hair growing from it. Bella's real face is similar to [http://theinfosphere.org/images/0/09/Edna.jpg a female Decapodian (Futurama)], only green and with long, brown hair. Bella usually wears a red suit with a large, white spike on each shoulder and black flames around the bottom of the skirt. She is rather psychotic, and is somewhat immortal. She has millions of clones that will replace her body when it is killed/destroyed. Bella can only truly die when she runs out of clones, and is killed before she can produce more. She is married to Sal, and is the mother of Tracy.

== Bling ==
Bling Dobita Bellstrom has the appearance of [http://x8b.xanga.com/78dc1363d9d31162831006/z122741256.gif Rangiku Matsumoto] from Bleach with a golden bell over her face, only with cat ears and a round, black nose. She is the daughter of a dog-like creature found in the Amazon, and a Cheat/cat hybrid whose name is unknown. Her middle name literally means "Daughter of Dobie", the name of the dog-like creature. Originally she looked like a brown dog with fox-like ears. At age two, Dobita traveled with her parents to an island off the coast of Georgia, USA. She was separated from her parents and attacked by a pack of wolves. Bella found Dobita, fended off the wolves, and brought her to a hospital. Somehow, the only way Dobita could survive was by somebody giving her some of their DNA. Bella did so, and Dobita became a golden bell with orange nub-limbs, cat ears, and a face with a round, black nose. Over time, she matured into the being first described in this section.

== Tracy ==
Tracy Styx Bellstrom is the daughter of Bella, and is equally psychotic. She also has a golden bell covering her face. Bella has long blue hair and usually wears a red trenchcoat, a yellow tanktop, blue jeans, a grey fedora, and shades. Her father, Keitaro, committed suicide shortly after she was born. Right in front of Bella. Bella blames his suicide on Tracy. Tracy has a love of anime, and is trying to grow her hair to her ankles so she can eventually cosplay as Konata from Lucky Star.

== Sal ==
Sal Bellstrom is the husband of Bella, and stepfather of Tracy. He is an albino, and has dyed his beard a strange set of colors, which are, from left to right; dark blue, dark red, black, dark red, and dark blue. He wears a blueish-grey shirt with a yellow spiral on one arm and purple pants. Even though Sal had the same last name as Bella before they were married, they are not at all related. Sal's weapons of choice are a pocket knife he always carries with him and an AK-47 he keeps under his bed.

User:Lilfut/sig

2009-05-13T06:03:42Z

Nebs: Yellow = illegal colour =/

[[User talk:Lilfut|Thus Spake]] [[User:Lilfut|'''''Lilfut''''']]

Homestar Tap-dances in Kentucky

2009-05-10T05:12:49Z

Nebs:

Hi there, guys! This new fanstuff thingy is where you get to make random Homestar toons that shall eventually voted on by the general population! Yay...?

Here's how you would go about one!

Note: It must be good and random at the same time! This example is clearly neither of them, but then again, it's just an example. =P

== TRANSCRIPT ==

''{Open up on The Stick in the field. Homestar walks by.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Man, oh, man! I can't wait to start tap-dancing in the midst of random peoples!

''{He walks over to Bubs' Airport.}''

'''BUBS:''' Hello, traveler! Would you like a ticket to the middle of nowhere?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Maybe later. Sounds fun, though. I would like to go somewhere where people tap-dance!

'''BUBS:''' Why, everyone knows that everyone goes to Kentucky for tap-dancing!

'''HOMESTAR:''' Don't you mean triangle dancing?

'''BUBS:''' Nah, that's so last century, man! Don't you read the papers? Tap-dancing is the new get-up-and-go in Kentucky!

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{jumps up in excitement}'' Wow, that's great! Where do I sign?

'''BUBS:''' On your million-dollar cheque!

'''HOMESTAR:''' What a bargain! ''{gets out a random cheque-book and signs a cheque out to Bubs}'' There you go!

''{Close-up on Bubs' sly, sly face as he takes the cheque. He even chuckles evilly.}''

'''BUBS:''' Come back soon! ''{gives Homestar a ticket}''

''{Homestar walks into a conveniently-placed propeller-powered airplane, which soon takes off.}''

'''A MONTH LATER...'''

''{The plane touches down in Kentucky.}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Yay, time for tap-dancing!

''{Homestar hops out and starts tap-dancing.}''

'''RANDOM GUY:''' YEE-HAW!!!

''{Everyone tap-dances with Homestar.}''

'''END'''

== OTHERS ==

<nowiki>[[/nameoftoon|Name of Toon]]</nowiki>

== Votes ==

...

Wiki User Presidential Elections/tvads

2009-04-26T23:11:44Z

Nebs: Created page with 'Specially paid-for ads! == Nebs == === 1 === ''{Some random guy goes up to his postbox and takes out a ballot paper with Nebs' name in big letters and a tick next to it.}'' '...'

Specially paid-for ads!

== Nebs ==

=== 1 ===

''{Some random guy goes up to his postbox and takes out a ballot paper with Nebs' name in big letters and a tick next to it.}''

'''RANDOM GUY 1:''' Oh, what a surprise!

''{Cut to someone else who's done the exact same thing.}''

'''RANDOM GUY 2:''' Oh goodness gracious me!

''{Cut to an escaped prisoner who is being handed a ballot paper by a Nebs supporter(yays!).}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Now you can too be surprised by this dazzling new candidate!

''{Zoom in on the ballot paper.}''

'''VOICEOVER:''' Vote for Nebs!

''{A tick appears next to Nebs on the ballot paper.}''

=== 2 ===

''{Nebs walks up to the screen.}''

'''NEBS:''' Hey guys, nice to meet you all. I promise you, if you vote for me, there'll be KFC in every pot! ''{mumbles quietly to himself as the shot fades away}'' Or was it cake? I never could remember...strawberry?

Will Mails

2009-04-21T03:03:02Z

Nebs: Undo revision 130156 by YourNipplesPleaseMe (Talk)

<center>
[[Image:Willmailsbanner.png|500px|NO WAI!]] 
'''Created By [[User:TheDenzel|TheDenzel]]'''
</center>

== The Emails ==
<blockquote class="email">
<div>Subject: Emails</div>
*[[/One|super powers]] 
 
 
 
 
''Please to be sending more, yah!''
</blockquote>

TheCheeses great text adventure/accept pet

2009-04-21T03:02:19Z

Nebs: Undo revision 130155 by YourNipplesPleaseMe (Talk) :well:

you accept pet

jesty then says "shoo dog i am waiting here for sexy lady

you are not sexy lady"

you miss when jesty was petting you

what now

[[TheCheeses great text adventure/play football|play football]]

[[TheCheeses great text adventure/play wikihood|play wikihood]]

File talk:Dosomething.PNG

2009-04-17T06:39:27Z

Nebs:

I know. That is really stupid. My school does it too. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:AAAAAAAAAHHH!! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 14:27, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
::Mine doesn't! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:28, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
:::Humor? ''Really?'' Anyway, when I get home, I'm printing it out and posting it all around school. Something must be done! {{User:Tahu/sig}}
::::Thank god I'm in college. All they do is block the IRC and AIM ports. By the way, tell me when you're done so I can delete this.--{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 15:28, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
:You need a reason to?

:Also that site is dumb and I'm none too sure why you obsess over it {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:39, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
I agree, something must be done, everybody knows that it is spelt ''humour''.  - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 12:24, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
::Agree

::You Americans and your fear of the letter "U" {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::And also your fear of the letter "s" in words like: capitalisation, colonisation and cyclisation. {{grad}} - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 06:17, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
::::I actually used to use the letter U in stuff like color, but my teacher told me it was spelled "color". {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 17:08, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::SILLY AMERICAN TEACHER - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 06:39, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
HEY GUYS WHAT STARTS WITH P AND ENDS WITH ROXY {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:51, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
:pokemonroxy {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:11, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Marissa's mailbox/characters/Somey

2009-02-22T04:53:28Z

Nebs: /* Marylin */ Of course she doesn't, after all, you don't BAKE dinner. You make it, or cook it. Baking is reserved to cake and bread and that kind of stuff.

The main main characters. [[Image:Thethreem's.PNG|thumb|The M's]]
==Marissa==
Marissa is the mian character of the series. She is a bookworm, and has been known to start talking about books at random points. She is at the top of the class, and is looking up to, which some teachers are suggesting to her, a medical career. She feels her family and etesay are the only sane people on the block. Maloa and nicholas may arguably fall into that catagory, but she's pretty much right.

'''NAME ORIGIN:''' A character in the ''Sammy Keyes'' series, hence it being her favorite book.
==Marylin==
Marylin is marissa and maries mother. A very hardworking woman, her job being a production maneager. Because of this, marissa is commonly in charge of marie. Anyways, she is a very kind woman, but when you anger her, she gets angry. She also almost never makes dinner, and sometimes goes on buisness trips that leave marissa on her own. Needless to say, she can get very tired.

'''NAME ORIGIN:''' ???

==Marie==
Marie is marissa's baby sister. There's not that much to know about her, except the fact she loves climbing on furniture, and is very, erm... bitey.

'''NAME ORIGIN:''' A chior song I like, ''Marie's Wedding''.

Wikihood Redux: The Remake/characters/zhar

2009-01-28T09:15:02Z

Nebs:

Zharanakuva was once a young boy living on a world untouched by nothing but its inhabitants, until a strange vessel crashed into the surface. Zharan(his original name), who was quite curious, decided to see what it was. Somehow, however, after he stayed near it for a prolonged amount of time, he fell ill, and was taken back by his relatives. Slowly, he became to change, both in appearance, and in size. Before long, he looked nothing like what he used to look like, and he was as tall as the tallest trees. Not only this, but his heart had also changed. He quickly forgot what his people meant to him and quickly set destruction to their villages, eating the debris and inhabitants. As he did so, he became bigger at a faster rate than before, and more evil, and more hungry. After a short period of time, his entire world was destroyed by his hand, and he went off to seek more food. He has quickly become feared among the many inhabitants of the universe.

Talk:Comedy Club/Raiku Tryout

2009-01-26T21:27:42Z

Nebs:

i do not get it {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 02:56, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:Fire. A word that is a noun and a verb. Fire. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 03:00, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::They were executing by gun. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:05, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:::I've heard that joke so many times before. =/ - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 21:27, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Doggie Emails/date

2009-01-24T07:54:38Z

Nebs: Reverted edits by TheCheese (Talk) to last version by Nebs

best episode eva {{user:girrbyte/sig}}
:Only because you want them to get married and have kids, you dirty pervert fourthie. :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 03:26, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
::did my next episode get leaked online how did you know this ;_________; [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 03:36, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Space-Aged Stupidity/eps/5

2009-01-18T21:55:27Z

Nebs: /* Transcript */

== Transcript ==
''{Sephiroth is standing at a door with a ribbon over it. He presses the button, and the door opens. He then cuts the ribbon.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I NOW DECLARE THE DANCING AND MUSIC ROOM, OPEN!!!

'''RYAN-X:''' This room will prove of no use to me, but if it must exist on this ship, it shall. I have also found an old Fully Operated Extreme Exterminator model and started it up.

'''FOXX:''' You will all fail at everything you do.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey! I'm the King of Disco!

'''RYAN-X:''' That's how you know he's working fine.

'''FOXX:''' Step aside, inferior being.

''{Foxx walks on to the dance floor and busts moves perfectly}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You're good. But you can't beat me! ''{Walks onto the platform, and uses the Jukebox to put a Disco Remix of Night on Bald Mountain. He then starts to do the [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1p2IxZA0U Saturday Night Fever dance scene].}''

''{An explosion is heard. Smoke pours into the room. The intercom comes on. K-Bot is on the line.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{over intercom}'' Uh guys, the microwave exploded and Ryan-X's bedroom is on fire. I could use some help. ''{ends}''

'''GIM2:''' ''{sighs}'' Guess I'll go then--

''{Sephiroth presses a button on the wall, and another button. The Sprinkler system goes off in Ryan-X's Bedroom.}''

'''GIM2:''' Never mind.

''{The intercom comes back on.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{over intercom}'' I forgot to mention, the explosion messed with some of the ship's wiring. ''{goes off}''

''{The sprinklers go off in the Music Room.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{walks in}'' I could really use some... woah, what is this, a theme? If so, ''{singing}'' I'm singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain! What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again! ''{continues}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No, the ship's alright. I picked the "Singing in the Rain" feature. This works in all rooms. Watch! ''{Presses a button, and everyone starts to do Soulja Boy.}''Oh god no! ''{Shoots the button, destroying it. He then presses "Thriller".}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Also, the fire in Ryan's room is an electrical fire, so the water isn't doing anything.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Walks out of the room into Ryan's room. Some banging noises are heard, and Sephiroth comes back, covered in Fire Extinguisher stuff}'' The fire is out. If you say anything else, I will dismantle you, and transform you into an Xbox.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' We need a new microwave. I'll go buy one. ''{runs off}''

''{Chaos comes into the room with a microwave, and bumps into K-Bot.}''

'''CHAOS:''' OhmygodI'msosorry! Actually, I'm not. Seeing as how you're injured, I'll just have to tear you open and dissect you.

''{Ryan-X watched the whole thing with jaw dropped and eyes twitching}''

'''RYAN-X:''' WHAT.

'''GR-01:''' ''{snickers}'' Amused Statement: I have got to see this!

'''CHAOS:''' I should know what to do in this situation best. I DO have the G.E.D.

'''RYAN-X:''' YOU HAD BETTER FIX MY DAMN ROOM OR ELSE.

'''CHAOS:''' After I showcase my newest invention!

''{Cut to the Meeting Room.}''

'''CHAOS:''' My newest invention! The dead human Generator! ''{Puts the microwave on the table.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Does this invention mean you won't try to kill us for organs anymore?

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ...Or try to make me into a toaster constantly?

'''CHAOS:''' No, I'll still do all that jazz, but this device makes it easier to do my job! If you put any random object in, it'll come out as a whole dead body!

''{K-Bot walks off. He comes back with a burnt mattress and a burnt priceless vase.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Hey Ryan, did you want this vase or this mattress? ''{the vase crumbles into dust}'' Never mind. ''{eats the mattress}''

'''RYAN-X:''' I swear...you had better fix up my room, Chaos.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I sent the Dwarfbots to fix it.

'''CHAOS:''' Uh-oh.

'''B-621:''' ''{Enters}'' ...What am I doing here?

'''CHAOS:''' You're dead. ''{throws B-621 into the trash bin.}''

'''TAHU:''' ''{over intercom:}'' Hey juys. I'mma your new navigator, Tahu. Where do ya wanna go?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' We're not going anywhere yet. Unless there's anything on the radar. Is there?

'''TAHU:''' Actually, there is this place called Camelot. No, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place. How about Mobius? It was just discovered, and has yet to be populated. Sound good? ''{OOC: Can we introduce new characters along the way?}''

''{OOC: You can have 2 Fake Characters 2. I'll allow you to introduce some more, but only if they are Minor Reoccuring.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No, I've heard of it. The reason why it is unpopulated is due to it being a Nuclear Test facility.

'''GR-01:''' Evil Exclamation: Ooh, fun!

'''TAHU:''' Oh. Well that sucks. Well then, let's turn a-WOAH! ''{a huge blast shakes the ship}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh. That doesn't sound good. What is it?

'''TAHU:''' Looks like an... Uh oh. It's a nuke.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' STEER THE SHIP AWAY THEN!!!

'''TAHU:''' Okay, let me just... ''{pause}'' The Hyperspace drive is broke. Anyone able to fix a broken Hyperspace drive?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'll active the backup. ''{Presses a button, and a backup comes up.}'' There.

'''TAHU:''' kthxlol ''{blasts off}'' Everyone okay?

''{K-Bot is lying on the floor, shaking violently.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{malfunctioning}'' Lol kthxbai thx np omg plx noob! ZIPPITY DOO DA! IT'S OVER 9000! ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER! WEEGEE! CARMELLADANCEN! SUPER MARIO HYADAIN! JIBNEY! SUPER MARIO BROS Z! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. Blah. ''{rolls around the floor laughing}''

'''TAHU:''' I'll take that as a no. Well, Camelot it is, then. OK?

'''CHAOS:''' We won't be able to move anywhere in a few minutes.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Umm.... ''{Opens up K-Bot's Head, and puts an egg in it. A few minutes later, he opens it again, and puts the egg on the plate. The Egg is now fried.}'' What?!

'''CHAOS:''' Well, Ryan's Room holds the navigation matrix required to pilot the ship past a speed of 10 miles per hour. And I sorta...rigged the Dwarfbots to explode in...

''{A large explosion is heard.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Now. Well, Ryan needs a new room and we're stranded in the depths of space until I can fix it with Joseph's help. Who's up for a game of Poker?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No thanks. You cheat. And you also raise high stakes like, "If we lose me must give you our livers." So no.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{sneaks up behind Sephiroth}'' MUST EAT! ''{tackles seph, and begins chewing on his head}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh my. ''{Throws K-Bot off. It hits Chaos.}''

''{K-Bot shuts down, then reboots.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{dazed, but normal}'' Ugg, what happened? The last thing I remember is Seph turning on the back-up turbo drive.

'''CHAOS:''' I knew I was forgetting something!

''{Chaos opens up K-Bot and takes out the turbo-drive}''

'''CHAOS:''' Now I can go buy lunch!

''{A full English Breakfast falls out of K-Bot. Sephiroth catches it on a plate.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Breakfast is ready!

''{Cut to Chaos gorging out on re-heated pizza, burgers, cold french fries, and cake.}''

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Notices everyone with their food. Stops chewing. Resumes twice, then stops again}'' I pity you british folk. Eating fresh, small, healthy meals. That isn't the american way.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'm not British. I'm Canadian. THAT US THE STUNNING TRUTH I KNOW!!

'''CHAOS:''' Still not what a REAL man eats. ''{Eats a piece of cake}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' A real man, eh? ''{Rips off shirt to reveal massive pecs, and detailed chiselled muscles.}'' And you? ''{Points out Chaos's Gut.}''

'''CHAOS:''' You forget:

''{Chaos turns into Alphamon.}''

'''ALPHAMON:''' That.

''{Alphamon turns back.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What about this? ''{Turns into a Sky Dragon}'' Or this? ''{Turns into a golden egyptian dragon. He then turns back.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Well, I was man enough to be the only one brave enough to get my G.E.D. In biology and doctarte studies!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I've got a full education of Law, and I've also saved 1000 lives. I'm also a qualified Pilot, Captain, and Lovemaker!

'''CHAOS:''' I can kill whomever I want without care, I am a certified barber, dancer, smooth jazz musician, car builder, Elvis Impersonator, Deathknight, CEO of Burger King, and true inventor of Shrinky Dinks!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'm an Actor, Director, Dictator, Dancer, Mobster, Cartoon Character, and I traveled back in time to kill Hitler!

'''CHAOS:''' I have Nilla Wafers!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I KILLED MUFUSA.

'''CHAOS:''' I STILL HAVE NILLA WAFERS.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh. Dammit.

'''RYAN-X:''' FIX MY ROOM OR I'LL SNAP YOUR SPINE TO BITS AND CRUSH THE REST OF YOU TO A EXTREMELY BLOODY AND GORY PULP.

''{Sephiroth presses a button on his vest, and a large metal shell forms over him, leaving no holes, but one for his eyes.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Except for me, right?

'''RYAN-X:''' I was talking to the one responsible for the dwarfbots.

''{The Shell spouts out some arms, and picks up Chaos. It then puts him right in front of Ryan-X.}''

'''CHAOS:''' You can't kill me. Not only would it leave a plot hole next episode as I return, but I'm also immortal.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Don't worry, it isn't much of a plothole. Kenny did it all the time.

'''SUPERDUDE:'''''{Teleports in}'' So that's what the broken one did.I wonder where Userunknown went?

'''CHAOS:''' Let's take a vote: Who cares?

''{Nobody raises their hand.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Exactly.

'''RAIKU:''' I vote that we move it! There are aliens attacking the ship!!!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' WHO WENT INTO MY CABINET? THAT LSD IS MINE AND MINE ONLY!

'''CHAOS:'''...There are no Aliens attacking the ship, and moving a soldier we picked up in the middle of space and let board the ship and had them here for 2 episodes from where we can't find him will do nothing to help it. An I did. I figured I could use it for when I;m dissecting the remains of small children I found at the Amusement park planet.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What he said...

'''CHAOS:''' He's just an idiot. And how did all of these people get on the ship if they weren't here before?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' It's a big ship. In fact, we started off with a crew of 1000, remember? Most of them are dead. Because of all the accidents...

'''CHAOS:''' I swear Those girl scouts were injected with steroids before I experimented on them.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' They were Girl Scouts? They looked more like wrestlers.

'''CHAOS:''' Yes, that's what happens when you inject someone with steriods for the purpose of science-I MEAN THEY WERE GENETICALLY INJECTED WITH STERIODS DUE TO GENES OF GENEOLOGY.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wanna search through the lockers of all the dead crewmates?

'''CHAOS:''' Naw, we should really fix Ryan's room up.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright. By the way, most of his possessions were saved, as I was gonna paint it earlier anyway.

''{Chaos opens up the Door to Ryan's room. The Bed is blown in half, graffiti is written everywhere, there are mysterious piles of mold on the ground, and a large pole is sticking out of the ground.}''

'''CHAOS:''' I'm pretty sure this thing will need more than just a fresh coat of paint.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You don't say...

'''CHAOS:''' Go get my tools. THIS IS GOING TO GET EPIC.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I CAN DO IT!

''{K-Bot runs in the room and shuts the door. A few minutes later the door opens. The room is 100% fixed, and K-Bot is covered in grime.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Done.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Grime? Wha? ''{Goes into room, and poke the wall. It reveals to be made of grime.}'' What is this stuff?

'''CHAOS:''' Where's all my aged Human fat gone? ''{Chaos enters the room}'' Oh you guys can go to space hell.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' That's not human fat. ''{Tastes some, then spits it out.}'' Okay... this stuff is disgusting! ....Space Grime. Oh great.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' That's actually just a lot of mold, your fat is in the kitchen. I forgot to clean that wall. ''{cleans the grime off the wall}'' There we go! I'm gonna go wash myself off now... ''{walks off}''

'''SUPERDUDE:'''Anyone hear some thing?

''{A faint crash and yelling can be heard}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh god. What now? Did someone else die?

''{Suddenly, JCM comes in in his wheelchair.}''

'''JCM:''' Nothing to worry about, grandson. I just slipped on one of those banana peels you leave around. On that topic, you really need to clean your ship. It's hard for a man my age to get back in his wheelchair.

'''CHAOS:''' I can surgically replace your legs...or not...I could just take them...How's about it?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, I'm hiring janitors.

'''RYAN-X:''' Ok, you space hell-bringers. IS MY ROOM FIXED OR WH-

''{Ryan-X notices his room fixed, clean}''

'''RYAN-X:''' ''{stuttering, faints}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whoa.

'''CHAOS:''' Oh yeah, I neglected to mention, I made a model of Ryan's bedroom of or Sabre Hummus, but then I got bored, so I came back in here and fixed his room.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Right... Okay.. Oh yeah, didn't you want so show me this invention of yours? Something you said would make my job much easier?

''{The episode ends with suspenseful music.}''

Wikihood Redux: The Remake/characters/third

2009-01-18T21:19:14Z

Nebs: New page: The Third, by voting system is the obligatory leader of the Lords of Time. This group however are different from the race of Time Lords to which The Doctor belongs to. Rather, these Time L...

The Third, by voting system is the obligatory leader of the Lords of Time. This group however are different from the race of Time Lords to which The Doctor belongs to. Rather, these Time Lords are only one in each reality, and remarkably different to each other. The Third is a very cruel individual, but he still holds up the rules laid down by the first of the Time Lords, unless certain individuals really annoy him.

Talk:Green Grass and High Tides Forever!/Running Gags

2009-01-08T02:41:13Z

Nebs: New page: WHOO! I got given credit for something! =D - ~~~~

WHOO! I got given credit for something! =D - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 02:41, 8 January 2009 (UTC)