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2020-01-27T06:38:45Z

NachoMan: HLEP

You know I thought that inexplicably posting a new fanstuff on a dead wiki in 2019 would be funny but y'all're still here ain't you

'''''Yes. We are.'''''

== HLEP ==
whenever I try to change my user name I get these words as a error:
Internal error
[800fecd50596144203c1f65d] /wiki/Special:RenameUser MWException from line 3889 of /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/user/User.php: CAS update failed on user_touched for user ID '102' (read from replica); the version of the user to be saved is older than the current version.
Backtrace:
#0 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/session/SessionManager.php(313): User->saveSettings()
#1 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/auth/AuthManagerAuthPlugin.php(226): MediaWiki\Session\SessionManager->invalidateSessionsForUser(User)
#2 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/extensions/Renameuser/RenameuserSQL.php(123): MediaWiki\Auth\AuthManagerAuthPluginUser->resetAuthToken()
#3 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/extensions/Renameuser/specials/SpecialRenameuser.php(272): RenameuserSQL->rename()
#4 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/specialpage/SpecialPage.php(522): SpecialRenameuser->execute(NULL)
#5 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/specialpage/SpecialPageFactory.php(577): SpecialPage->run(NULL)
#6 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/MediaWiki.php(283): SpecialPageFactory::executePath(Title, RequestContext)
#7 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/MediaWiki.php(851): MediaWiki->performRequest()
#8 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/MediaWiki.php(512): MediaWiki->main()
#9 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/index.php(43): MediaWiki->run()
#10 {main}

IDK WHAT THIS MEANS. I CHANGED MY MAJOR FROM COMP SCI TO FINE ARTS, AND AS SUCH I AM DUMB AS DOORKNOBS AND DON’T KNOW HOW WHAT TO DO!!!!! -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 01:38, 27 January 2020 (EST)

User:NachoMan

2020-01-27T06:31:29Z

NachoMan: doing this on a phone is surprisingly annoying

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==About Me==
'''Name:''' Emily Dylan 
'''Age:''' 25 :0 
'''Gender:''' female HAHA I was a girl this whole time suckers!!!!! 
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WUW talk:New Logos

2014-04-19T22:18:52Z

NachoMan: /* question */ new section

== Round 1 ==
* {{tick}} Nalos: If I have to choose from you, definitely your 2nd logo. I don't know why, I just hate that bear.
* {{tick}} Sephiroth: You're most likely to win, unless someone can do better than you.
* {{cross}} NachoMan: You just made an enemy for life.
* {{cross}} Lemon Demon43: Meh.
* {{cross}} Killer Banana: Again, meh.
--{{User:Y2K/sig}} 21:04, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:I kinda like the first logo I made more. Just saying. {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 21:37, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::number one is number one {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 21:40, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

*Nalos: {{tick}}-GLORIOUS BEARHUG

All the others suck or fail in comparison to the GLORIOUS BEARHUG {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:53, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

*Nalos: {{cross}} - RUN AWAY FROM THE EVIL BEARHUG!!!
*Sephiroth: {{tick}} - They Are Both Cool!
*NachoMan: {{cross}} - Hell No!
*Lemon: {{cross}} - No Comment.
*Killer Banana: {{cross}} - Who Would Vote For A Murderous Banana?!?
{{User:Raiku/sig}}

*{{tick}} Nalos: Those look awesome.
*{{tick}} Sephiroth: I just made the blue one my Monobook.
*{{cross}} NachoMan: ''{vomit}''
*{{cross}} Lemon Demon43 and Killer Banana: MS Paint'd!
{{User:Tahu/sig}}

You know, Nalos Paint'd too.

*{{tick}} Lemon Demon43: I LIEK BOTH
*{{tick}} Sephiroth: 1 AND 2: GROOVY, BABAY! OTHERS: EPIC PHAIL
*{{tick}} Zoo977: And Joshua as a building!
*{{tick}} XOF: FADE EFFECTS + FIRE - STUPIDITY = AWESOME

said {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 22:50, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

* {{cross}} Nalos: no
* {{cross}} Sephiroth: no
* {{tick}} NachoMan: I LOVE IT
* {{cross}} Lemon Demon43: no
* {{cross}} Killer Banana: no -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:53, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

We all know that Nalos used MS Paint, but his logos don't look it. That's why we don't criticise him for not using a professional program. (I don't think anyone's actually used a professional program yet.) --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 22:58, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:yeah you know thedenzel he does {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 22:59, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::i used The Gimp. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 23:00, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Skully uses The Gimp on special occasions. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 23:01, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::::If I wanted to make a logo I'd use The GIMP, but I have no ideas. (Don't bother giving me any; that's plagiarism.) --{{User:Y2K/sig}} 23:06, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::If somebody lets you use their idea with their permission, and/or if you cite it, you can use things without being plagiarized. DUH! {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:18, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

=== Result ===
I must say I'm surprised at the large number of logos people are creating. I've gone and added 6 new logos to the rotation; that's not to say that the other logos are complete crap and will never be used, but these are the ones that stood out to me. The new logos are:
# TheDenzel's video game logo
# Im a bell's logo
# JCM's clamburger logo
# Nalos' bear logo
# Nalos' duck logo
# Zoo977's logo

And now for some comments on some other logos:
# Mtp1997's logo was very close to being accepted, but the "your picture goes here" text screams "default font". If the font was changed to something different it would most likely be better.
# JCM's other logo wasn't chosen as TheDenzel has stated the he doesn't want his image in a logo. If this changes at any stage, the logo will have a better chance.
# Remember to keep to 150 x 150. TheDenzel's current The Cheat logo is slightly bigger than this and part of the logo is cut off as a result (if you want to fix this, Denzel, just stick the new version on this page)
# Sephiroth: fancy graphics and 'WUW' a good logo do not make. I was close to choosing your last logo, but I felt that Nalos did the whole rainbow thing a bit better.
# Skullbuggy's logo had a good idea but could be improved if it was somehow made more relevant to the WUW and if the yellow was made transparent (to account for any future background changes).
# TheDenzel's other logo was considered but I decided it was either that one or the video game one (the video game one won out). Maybe it could be fancied up or something, I don't know.
# Remember that it's always preferable to have "Wiki User Wiki" in full as opposed to "WUW" except where style allows in very exceptional cases (such as Nalos' MSpainty logos and TheDenzel's video game logo). It also seems like "A wiki for the users!" has become the de facto motto for the wiki so feel free to use that.
# I'm going to go through the logo rotation at some stage and make sure they all have borders where appropriate: generally a border makes the logo look way better, so stick borders on any future logos so I don't have to do it. Of course, if you think it looks fine without the border, that's okay too: if I think it needs a border I'll just cram it on later.
# NachoMan: get out.

Anyway, keep those logos coming: I do check here quite regularly so don't be fooled into thinking that I never look here ever. (The suggestion box is another matter, however.) - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 13:22, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
:Are you serious about my last one?! That one was a joke to everyone asking for a bearhug. It was Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch. :P {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 13:32, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
::Super Sam, I think my The Cheat logo is cut off as to my own failure but I'll look into it and see what's up... --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 00:09, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
::Also, I'm considering taking off my TheDenzel logo but I just want to see if TheDenzel actually wants it or not first. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:39, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
::Also, I keep getting a bearhug. Where's the rotations? {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:44, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
:::It says at the top of the screen. ''{points up}'' {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 01:57, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
::::Bah I liked Nachoman's logo put it up plz [[User:Shadow Scythe|Shadow Scythe]] 03:24, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

== Round 2 ==
Can I make some more logos or have I done my fair share of logo-making?{{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 02:08, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
:Thar be no limit to logo making. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 03:58, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
So, when's the new results? {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:47, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
:yes comrad we all want to see doggie on the logo [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 02:08, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
::Negatory. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:::Dasvedanya, doggie. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:13, 20 November 2008 (UTC)
::::YES YES LETS ALL JUST PUT ALL THE LOGOS UP BUT DOGGIE I NEED TO COOL DOWN SOMEONE BLOCK ME BEFORE I VERBALLY ASSAULT SOMEONE [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 02:16, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

=== Result ===
So after being prompted by JCM for the second time I could no longer ignore his constant presence. Rather than doing something boring such as, say, uploading some new logos, I decided to create some sort of [[Special:Logo|futuristic logo viewer]]. Right now it's really basic and just shows you each logo along with some information but I'm hoping to expand it a bit, mostly so I can upload new logos easier. Anyway I've added three new logos, being TheDenzel's textual logo, Ninjaduck's The Cheat logo and Y2K's stop sign logo. Others I were close to choosing were:
# TheCheese's logo. Was leaning towards "yes" but then realised "what was I thinking" and leant back towards "no". Maybe public opinion could sway me back.
# JCM's Disney logo. It's off center but if you fix that there's a chance it could be used.
# JCM's pencil logo. I was going to use it until I realised how crap the pencil looks.
# Other logos that deserve mention are Ninjaduck's second logo, TheStick's logo and Im a bell's logo. I just felt something was missing from these three but couldn't quite put my finger on it.

Anyway enjoy. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 09:37, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
:What about mine? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 23:17, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
::Yours was a bit too plain. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 04:22, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
:::How about mine? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:36, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
::::You made yours after I'd already done Round 2 stupid. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 04:53, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Are the things missing in the other logos Homsar? {{User:JCM/sig}} 15:03, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

== Round 3 ==
* {{cross}} Sephiroth: [[wikipedia:Home Alone 2: Lost in New York|"If you can't do any better than that, kid, you're gonna lose!"]]
* {{cross}} NachoMan: Take that thing down already! IT BURNS MY EYES!!
* {{cross}} Lemon: Oh, great. More bearhugs.
* {{cross}} Killer Banana: First of all, it's not big enough. Second, everything else.
* {{cross}} Tahu: I'd tell you what Super Sam told Sephiroth if you didn't already know.
Others will be reviewed in due course. --{{User:InsanityDemon/sig}} 04:35, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
:What are you talking about? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:15, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
::The line I reviewed you with was a quote from Home Alone 2. --{{User:InsanityDemon/sig}} 05:10, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

== Other Discussion ==

How come when I'm an IP, I can see the logo rotation just fine, but when I'm logged in, where the logos are suppost to be, there's just a blank? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 02:12, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
:Because Clamburger has more than two problems? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:54, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
::Because you thought it would be a great idea to [[User:TheStick/monobook.css|overwrite the logo with your own]], that's why. [[Image:Grad.gif|:grad:]] - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 04:07, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

Change Bearhug into Turkeyhug please!{{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 17:01, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
:Also I dont see the duck logo either.{{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 17:05, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
What does off-center mean? And not one mention of my Wikipedia logo, there's something horribly wrong. {{User:JCM/sig}} 12:52, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
:It's not in the center. There's more blue space to the left than to the right. As for the Wikipedia one, I did consider it very briefly but decided against it because the Wikipedia globe is pretty plain and boring compared to the other logos we have. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 13:04, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
::OK, I get it. I fixed the other logos so now they're perfect. {{User:JCM/sig}} 14:58, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Seriously, what do you think of them now? {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:40, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
:Oh hey JCM, did you just say something - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 09:11, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
::Super Sam why are you not a reservist there must be some kind of mistake [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 09:13, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
I noticed that, when I use Avant instead of Firefox, each time I mouse over the logo a new one loads in place of it, and another one again when I mouse out. (I wouldn't be surprised if this happens in IE, Opera and TheWorld as well; all four of them are based on Trident.) --{{User:InsanityDemon/sig}} 05:12, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
:I briefly tested it in IE 8 and it didn't happen (although there was another unrelated style problem), but what would have to be happening is that the image is refreshed when the mouse is moved on and off for some reason. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 06:56, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

== How did... ==

Ninjaduck add to the rotation when he isn't a mod? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 18:40, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:He's God. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:41, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
::Once you've got a logo in the rotation you can update it (to allow for things like holiday logos). - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 02:51, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

== Hey ==

[[Image:Bluebry1.png]] Dont worry about the size, this should be a logo {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 22:45, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
:I vote for this one. {{User:The thing/sig}} 16:43, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
::Worry about the size, even though it looks vaguely like me. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 15:32, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
:It needs a "WUW" or a "Wiki User Wiki" header. - [[User:HunkOfJunk|HunkOfJunk]] 16:52, 7 October 2010 (UTC)

== Can logo ==

Can I get a logo to stay as that logo?

== I made a logo ==
I'll upload it on the art page I'm making. {{User:Sinta-tan/sig}}

== New logos? ==

hai guys, im just wondering when the new logos will be picked? {{User:girrbyte/sig}}
:they WONT {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Yeah, Supes just adds any he likes whenever he likes. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:23, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

== Clover has a suggestion~ ==

[http://crue.fileave.com/WUW_NIN.PNG This], this I just threw together... it's a Nine Inch Nails reference in case you didn't know. {{User:Clover/piggy}} 02:31, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
:I like it, personally - it works well. [[User:Chmera|Ch'mera]]

== Logo Rotation ==

Does anyone know the extension script used here to make the logos change? I'm interested in using it. --{{User:X66x66/sig}} 18:23, 17 August 2011 (UTC)
:I created it myself. You can download it [http://wuw.clamburger.org/w/extensions/logoRotation/logoRotation.zip here]. I will offer no more assistance than what is offered in readme.txt: you're on your own! {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 12:37, 18 August 2011 (UTC)
::Thank you! It worked perfectly --{{User:X66x66/sig}} 16:51, 18 August 2011 (UTC)

== we have done the work of god here tonight ==

{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:39, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
:Indeed we have, my good friend.
:Indeed we have. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:44, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

how do i get rid of user styles i made my own in like 2009 and i GOTTA SEE THE NEW LOGOS {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:[http://wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/User:MelonDemon43/monobook.css] - edit this {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:19, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

== no doe ==

Lex pick two snoop lion logos and get rid of the others please {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:33, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:you're no fun {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:35, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::behind every great man is an even greater woman

::and I

::am behind that woman

::exploring her vast tracks of land {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:38, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::yeah i don't need to know about your sexual self-exploration thanks {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:39, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::I honestly thought you were going to keep the smokes one {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:40, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::i wanted to keep them all you tosser {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:42, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::I liked us better when we had the ironic colors and gifs all about the main page {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:44, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::the only reason why i stopped that was because everyone was fucking fighting over it and it's like IF YOU GUYS CAN'T PLAY NICE WE CAN'T PLAY AT ALL {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:48, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::now you know how the chooms feel {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:50, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::not gonna lie i emphasize with them much more now that we've basically become just like they were {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:51, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::we should. invite them back. even though they'll refuse. {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:52, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::they would literally be coming back to the same exact website, 0% has changed {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:54, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::Make every current logo in some way involve Snoop Dogg please. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:36, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

== question ==

ok what's up with this logo
http://wuw.clamburger.org/w/logo/fwewetwet.png
who made it and what is it supposed to mean i've been wondering for years -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:18, 19 April 2014 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page

2014-03-06T05:56:30Z

NachoMan: /* calm down */

{{MainArchive}}

== oh dear ==

see above {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:What the absolute hell happened to the Main Page and why is the text in Comic Sans? :| [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:39, 27 April 2013 (UTC)
::because its funny {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Comic Sans is so overused.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 18:32, 27 April 2013 (UTC)
::::http://i.imgur.com/HKCmPTb.jpg {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:06, 27 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::then why the hell am I not laughing at the Comic Sans part? Just sayin'. :P[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 00:24, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::because you have a dry sense of humor and it obviously doesn't help you much in situations like these {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:42, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::OH SNAAAAP {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 02:23, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::i was kidding. Of course Comic Sans are part of the joke. i was actually laughing. I mean, it's not like Seltzerberg humor. RIGGGGGGGGHT?![[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]15:40, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::Seltzerberg is a comedic genius what are you talking about {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:32, 29 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::interbet... -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 01:50, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::dafuq did you say, Lex? Seriously, if these two are "comedic geniuses," then elaborate why they are because they aren't. They are worse than Uwe Boll.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 13:28, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::Uwe Boll? Oh man, I love that guy. Watched House of the Dead the other day, I couldn't believe what a cinematic masterpiece is. And I don't even need to explain why Friedberg and Seltzer are comedic geniuses, ever seen Epic Movie, or Disaster Movie? Or Vampires Suck? They're the best spoof films since Leslie Nielsen's Airplane and you totally know it. I study cinema, so I know what I am talking about. We're in a period of enlightenment. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:11, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::::At least Uwe Boll movies are, to me, a guilty pleasure. but while we're on the subject of Seltzerberg, I have seen only one movie from seltzerberg and that's Disaster Movie, and i hated it. You can't put that stupid movie in the same league as Airplane. That's like putting Kesha in the same league as metallica. If you're trollin', good joke then.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]15:16, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::::Kesha is much better than that piece of shit Metallica what are you talking about {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:02, 30 April 2013 (UTC)

tvb is just a dumb kid who doesn't get the art. he just doesn't get HOW MUCH BETTER THE CARTOONS WE GOT IN THE 90'S WERE than the SHIT we get now. i feel sorry for kids who weren't born in the nineties. signed skullbranch 1998
:Why thank you, strong intelligent for the nice comment. You gave me a boner.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 0:00, 3 May 2013 (UTC)

Why are you people editing this site? Let it rest in peace. {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:00, 3 May 2013 (UTC)
:Because someone's gotta riff Arceus Emails, and the people who were going to riff it left their riffs incomplete. Also, having a riff quota that isn't sated is why I am still here. There's also Wikihood, but whether or not it continues to be edited is entirely up to Lex and Chaos, who are both undisputedly better writers than me. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:11, 3 May 2013 (UTC)
::i think you're prejudiced here, noxigar, no mention of the goddamn koalas huh

::and yes they are better writers than you most people are {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::i'm just here to stroke my egoboner {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 13:34, 3 May 2013 (UTC)
::::i can take care of that for you ;))) {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

I'd say the front page is pretty dang ironic. Keep up the good work, fellas. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 06:39, 29 July 2013 (UTC)
:Pls continue blue ninja {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

== backup wiki ==

in the event that super sam shuts down the wiki we should probably make a backup wiki with the good stuff on it

now the question is what is the good stuff

now i would say the outstandingly good, shit, active shit, or just stuff worth keeping would be:

*Anything linked on [[WUW:Wiki Free-For-All Week/inlovingmemory]]
*[[Bell Quest]]
*[[Records Of Bell/Records]]
*Anything linked on [[WUW:Must-reads]]
*[[The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo]]
*[[Wikihood]]
*[[RiffText]]
*[[Jose's Mexican Space Adventure]]
*[[NachoMan's User Art]]
*[[Conshow]] (only because of the history and popularity, including the prestige of one of its episodes being longest on the wiki for a while)
*[[Liamemail.omelet]]
*[[Yahtzee Style Reviews]]
*[[Green Grass and High Tides Forever!]]
*[[I Know Why The Sun Shines]]
*[[Everything You Know Is Wrong]] (only because without it stuff like I Know Why The Sun Shines doesn't make any lick of sense)
*[[Gilligan 'n' Tracy]]
*[[JCMovies]]
*[[Space-Aged Stupidity]]
*[[TVB Goes to the Movies]]
*[[Ben Does Karaoke]]
*[[Arena Battling: Part 2]]
*[[Weird-Faced Gallery]]
*[[Fake Albums]]
*[[The World's Greatest]]
*[[THE "TEXAS IS COOL" SERIES]]
*[[WUW Edition!]]
*anything Raiku ever made that stuff was great

if you have any more additions you find necessary add them on {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:Im a bell deleted Records of Bell aeons ago. Otherwise I'm fine with a majority of those. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 01:46, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::me and lex restored them all a while ago {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:::Oh sweet. Maybe I can riff Records of Bell now that it's actually finished and revived. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 01:56, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::We could also port a few of the more successful interactives with us too. The only thing I want to discuss is the identity of the Wiki User Wiki, as while it's practical I think perhaps a new identity could serve us well, as well as maybe finding a way to better advertise ourselves to generate a new consistent flow of traffic either here or there. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:00, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::what would we call it? there's not really a category for all this shit {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::::Honestly I'd keep Wikihood, Jose's Mexican Space Adventure, Rifftext, and ''maybe'' the BellQuest saga among those. I know what we can call the new backup wiki, though. We call it the Solemn Pizzeria Wiki. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:06, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::do you not find any of the others listed good? {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::::::I don't know, but "Wiki User Wiki" is a bit ambiguous and the name should more closely relate to the fact that we're using mediawiki as a common ground to flex our creative muscles {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:10, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::Due to the way Rifftext works we wind up saving the rest of those other fanstuffs by proxy of 'em having been riffed. I don't think NachoMan cares about his user artwork anymore, so it being gone is probably something he won't regard in any way. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:14, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::we're saving most of them cause they're classics, man {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:::::::::Technically we don't have to port the original riffed stuff over, but it loses its lustre if we don't have proof to show for it. Though, to be fair, I never saw the original versions of any of the movies they showed on MST3K so it's not like it isn't a weird concept, but it kind of loses novelty. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:22, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::Gurl, let me tell you. I am ''quite'' the novelty killer. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:31, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
JCMovies and RiffText are classics? My time on here hasn't been a waste, then! {{User:JCM/sig}} 02:40, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:despite the thinly veiled sarcastic layers of shit we give you and each other we appreciate you and really like your work {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:42, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Can we have that dumb show about the Koala bear please I really liked that {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:I will give The World's Greatest credit for being the only show that kept me coming here for the last two years. {{User:JCM/sig}} 18:00, 19 August 2013 (UTC)

this list is stupid and you should all be ashamed of yourselves {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:37, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

== editing problems ==

http://i.imgur.com/6BBjiqV.png

someone explain this shit to me
:index w is a part of clamburger.org, most likely a part that didn't make it through when Sam upgraded the servers, but we still have to path through to make edits, and if you try and edit a certain way it winds up at the beginning of the index which no longer exists, causing an error {{grad}} {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:06, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
::but how do i fix it dad
:::I find that making a new section is safe, as well as pages that have no sections, but editing whole pages with multiple sections doesn't seem to work {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:11, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
::::it's annoying and i hate it and i want it fixed NOW {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:52, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

I think I got the problem! It's links. I looked this up, and it's apparently something to do with an anti-spam filter. Remember when we had all those bots that kept making pages with crap on them? Well basically, I think this filter detects how many links on one page, and goes from there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Rl4p5IWPs - One link ain't any trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0CAiRE34Kg - Two links ain't any trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWixKbU2xdU - Three links ain't any trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdszkvsKx5Y - But when I add a fourth link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN7pCuNtO6Q - Oh. it worked.

=== what about now ===
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYiy2_ZavU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYiy2_ZavU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYiy2_ZavU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYiy2_ZavU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYiy2_ZavU
COME THE FUCK ON

=== okay i don't know what it is ===

=== shit ===

i don't think its either headlines or links

i can edit jose's mexican space adventure with two headlines and the pastebin link, and the full version has no links in it and i cant post it. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

=== Hey guys can you chill for a moment? ===

I'm trying to watch this Megaman 5 Race: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55Y9cqlWs6k [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 23:53, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

== why don't we have more users ==

we need more users

we need to spread the loooove {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 01:42, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:well this place was attacked by chinese spambots a few months ago and super sam blocked the user create function to stop them
:ever since then we've been isolated from the outside world {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:44, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::but what happens when we run out of rations? and air?? {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 01:48, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::we've managed to become self-sustaining for the most part. it's getting harder though, repelling the mongol troops {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:48, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::they do smell like seaweed and rotten meat and they hit like a brick {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:55, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::At least there are no stuffed Mary Sue teddybears making this world absolute horseshit. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:54, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::DESPAIR http://i.imgur.com/IUSsgcm.jpg {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 02:59, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::e_e NO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY AGGGGHHHH. GLOVES IN THE SHED, IN A BIN, WHITE KNIGHT CHECKMATE, WAHAHAHA~, SHOTGUN ICE, and I forgot what else I had at my disposal for making myself feel better after watching how horrible DR1 is ngl. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:01, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::why would you tempt Lex like that you know he's absurdly dedicated to screwing with us {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:10, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::i am basically this wiki's equivalent to monobear tbh {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:11, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::you're this wiki's everything {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:12, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::it's true, there have been times where i've basically realized that i'm probably the biggest thing this wiki has to a celebrity {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:16, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::remember, you were once the idol to a whole community of autistic bisexuals, and nobody can take that away from you

:::::::::::even if you wanted them to {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:20, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::wow

::::::::::::you know when you put it that way, i really need to do some more deep-suited privilege checking

::::::::::::this might just be the biggest privilege that i have to check {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:24, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::::stop reminding me of this chaos those were the dark ages {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:28, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::::so is it safe to assume that neither
of those things were true

::::::::::::::because even if you have official documented proof, I still wouldn't believe you {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:30, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::i'm straight yes, and I don't have severe autism but I do have Asperger's Syndrome which actually isn't an excuse for anything so. {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:42, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
''{DAMN IT WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE ONIONS?}'' So I guess if I really wanted to tempt Lex then I'd have to make a bunch of Take Thats to multiple things I abhor - not just Dangan Ronpa - and proceed to watch as he twists these into something which cuts me like a really high-quality knife? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:36, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:i should just write something with a mixture of dangan ronpa, scott pilgrim, no more heroes, and have rose lalonde and kanaya as a couple as the main characters of the story {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:40, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::I actually don't mind No More Heroes but yeah that mixture is pretty lethal. Too bad there's no Felicia Day, Joss Whedon, or Tim Buckley to ''really'' make my blood boil. I also don't know how much of a parallel to Katawa Wikihood Mega-Kart X6 it would be, either. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:41, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::katawa is fucking fantastic what are you talking about {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:43, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::That was my point. If Lex is going to make my blood truly boil, he'd have to attempt to disrupt things I like as well as manipulate things I dislike. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:44, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::Also I like (most of) the characters in DR1 for the most part but outside of characters is where I draw my really bad zigzag lines. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:01, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

'''<big><big><big><big><big><big>REAPER REAPER THATS WHAT PEOPLE CALL ME</big></big></big></big></big></big>''' {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:::::Why do they call you Reaper, anyways? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:13, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
'''<big><big><big><big><big><big>WHY CAUSE I LIKE TO HARVEST MY CROPS</big></big></big></big></big></big>''' {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

----

:::::Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam, two extraordinary detectives also madly in love with each other are called upon by their boss, "J. Whedon" to investigate a shady organization, known as the "United Association of Despair", headed by the illusive "Ramona Day", the beautiful female chairman of the organization.

:::::They find that the organization is a front for a team of legendary assassins who fight among each other to the death for the prize of ultimate fame and fortune and the chance to join Ms. Day as the leaders of the organization, who also have other ulterior motives at hand. Although many people have tried, the only one who has succeeded in rising to the top is a young otaku male from Canada known as "Scotty Touchdown", a former guitar player turned assassin.

:::::As Rose and Kanaya investigate more, they are spotted and are forced to join the organization on pain of death. Being confident in their own fighting skills, the two agree, while at the same time devising a plan to get out of there. While in the holding cells (which are like ordinary hotel rooms), the contestant assassins are advised to sabotage the competition as much as they can, while at the same time avoiding being caught on pain of "execution".

:::::As they try to figure a way out before they're randomly selected by the counter machine, Rose and Kanaya realize that everyone in the holding cells are just like them. Prisoners who also got captured against their will. Several figures such as Naminé Kirigiri, and Byakuya Robotnik, among many others. As tensions rise, the people in the holding cells turn against each other, including Rose and Kanaya, as Kanaya believes that Rose is cheating on her with Naminé. More and more minor characters in the holding cells are sent to battle and are either slaughtered mercilessly or taken to the next level.

:::::After the suicide of Equius Oogami, trying to protect the life of her best friend, Nepeta Asahina, they realize the manipulation that is going on, and they all decide to find a way out of there. After making up, everyone manages to burst out of the holding cells and make their way to the main office of Ramona Day.

:::::As they think the coast is clear, they are confronted by Scotty Touchdown", along with his own specialized group of assassins, the "Seven-X-Psychos". A group fight scene happens, as the survivors are pitted against Scotty and the seven best assassins. Just as hope seems lost, the "Lost Assassin", Dr. Horrible appears and confronts Scotty directly, having a personal vendetta against him due to the fact that he sabotaged his chances to get with Ramona Day. As Dr. Horrible mercilessly pummels Scotty Touchdown, the other elite assassins are finally taken down by the group of survivors, leaving both Dr. Horrible and Scotty Touchdown left, in a brawl of emotions.

:::::Their brawl is quickly stopped by the interference of Ramona Day, who tells them how pathetic they are for giving into their emotions before quickly dispatching them both with her own weapon. Looking upon the carnage, she looks at the survivors and congratulates them on the great job that they have done, offering them all places in her organization. As they all decline, she realizes that it really is the end for her, and instead of letting herself die by the hand of her enemies, impales herself on her laser katana in order to die by her own hand and force the entire game into a sick and twisted draw. Her last words are: "It's too late. Look outside, for the despair has finally begun."

:::::As the group of survivors make their way outside, they find that through some horrible and twisted means, the world has been taken over by Despair, with the entire populace falling into anarchy and chaos. Thinking that hope is lost, they all go together to confront this cruel reality. But a shining glimmer of hope appears in the form of "Katawa Hearts", the symbol of all that is good and hopeful in the world. Rose and Kanaya join hands as they lead the survivors (now a resistance group against the forces of despair) towards Katawa Hearts, hoping to finally liberate the world of "Despair".

:::::I hope you like it, Noxi.

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:20, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::isn't that basically 'crippled hearts' {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:27, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::why yes it is {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:28, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::...''{sighs, then proceeds to Shotgun Ice this whole idea to ribbons}'' [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:01, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::i'm tempted to make it, except for the fact that i hardly finish anything i do make {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:02, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

== guys I have an idea for a group thing and need advice ==

other than that interactive that is 
ANYWAYS the idea is, each 'episode', one of the users will write up the basic plot summary (nothing is in the same canon). they will also write up a list of characters, with short defining bios but leaving plenty of room for the player. we'll have to act out and write this story only using these characters, and the summary. there could MAYBE be a points thing but that would mean that the person who lists the characters would have to be a judge and that's unfair to them. WHATDYA THIN? {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:09, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:whose line is it anyway {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:14, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::similar but not quite! but i'll make it anyways

== Actual ways to make the wiki better ==

NO THIS ISN'T A JOKE. Okay maybe it is because the wiki is a joke but whatever.

I mean, what we're doing here already is pretty great. Wikihood is better than all the old versions.

But it's lonely ever since the chinese cut us off from civilization.

Maybe we could ask Sam to let people join again, and to take out the filter? And then advertise ourselves as a fiction-writing wiki that doesn't take itself seriously?

I'm rambing here, aren't I, sweetie? {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:28, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:we are literally already miles ahead of you on this

:now all we must do is rely on Sam's humanity to give us somewhat acceptable salvation {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:38, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::sam? humanity? tehehe you're so funny chaos {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:39, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::I'm like the long lost choom that never was {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:48, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

honestly though no one's gonna fucking join {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:seriously doe if we build it they will come {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:23, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::We shall see if Sam permits. If not, we could just shrug and probably have Wikihood still be the highlight of this wiki. Note this has almost always been the case. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:39, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
also can we delete some of the old crap from 2008-2009 and from the users who don't even come here anymore (unless it was like super great stuff then we put it on the wall for all to see), I think Sam would be happy with less bandwidth taken, and it'd clear it up for us all {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:42, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:So long as we keep Records of Bell and Bell Quest I am amenable with whatever plan you've got. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:42, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:considering how the other purge went i'm rather wary about any ones in the future {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:43, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
::how did the other purge go? If we do it we could avoid how the last one happened {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:44, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:::The last one pretty much killed most of the HRFWiki's popularity. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:45, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
::::it's not like we'd lock down the entire wiki {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:46, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::An astute response, Sirrus. Still, we'd best tread lightly. Who knows if some of the inactive members returned? I've shifted from activity to inactivity through months on end within the last few years. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:47, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::To be honest, I think we should just leave things be unless Sam himself says otherwise. :/ {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:50, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::I agreed with that sentiment. Now to go back to brainstorm Mavericks who join the Katawa Hearts, since I already have two down pat and can conjure a handful more. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:51, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::considering the amount of thought i put into the metaphorical plotting, i actually wanna write a proper version of katawa hearts lol {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:53, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::No I made the Katawa Hearts a group of robots dedicated to reforming Townindale while afloat a fortress called Glagitar. Their goal is simply to do random things in places like Bluehaven at the behest of the Wikihood Gang. Y'know, to give our intrepid heroes some quirky miniboss sidekicks?
::::::::::Ahhh. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:32, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
Do you guys mind. if I do some advertising? I mean I know no one would probably actually come but. it'd be nice to have more faces to throw our work at {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:52, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:with my snooping I discovered. we can basically change anything. user ranks, names of api, the entire wiki. is at our finger tips. thought you guys would like to know this {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:09, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::Go ahead. I highly doubt Lex'll stop you. Any reason to get people to circumvent the whole "Choom Gang" nonsense about joining some forum would be nice for most people. After that, let's hope I don't dissuage people from partaking in things with my rambunctious opinionated ass. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:39, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::I also had the idea of maaybe trying to differentiate a lot of the stuff from the old HRWiki and HRFWiki, including ranks and messages and stuff? Those sites are basically dead. {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:41, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::Outliving the HRWiki is my greatest accomplishment. I shall celebrate by joyously enjoying my time here as I proceed to take my Org. XIII cloak and hang it up in favour of something more festive to wear tomorrow while contributing to Wikihood. I still have my Katawa Hearts to make at the behest of Wikihood (4 down, 5 more to go!), and RiffText is a slow but powerful conduit for more amusing schemes. After that, maybe I could do a thing again or something. I could maybe be the Purple Gentian or somesuch, whilst maybe making my opinions more... obvious? Known? What's the word I'm looking for, guys? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:46, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::pronounced? prominent? {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:48, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::Probably. I'd like to see if Lex is still up for trying to make the most anti-me thing ever. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:50, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
So, do you think it'd be possible to update mediawiki with the powers at our disposal? That might be a good way to test our limits, giving this place a fresh coat of paint. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:51, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:In what way? We can find out, I guess! {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:54, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::Compare Wikipedia to us - Wikipedia is updated to the most recent Mediawiki(1.21), with a new layout and a few changes to UI, and we're still here at 1.14. If we could find a way to upgrade mediawiki to the most recent version that doesn't involve bothering Super Sam all hours of the day, that'd be golden. An updated look that resembles some of the other mediawiki sites sounds like a good idea to me, at least. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:02, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::i don't believe we can
:::sam would have to update it from his computer where the server is
:::we do not have access to that computer/server, only this wiki itself and what the current mediawiki gives us
:::therefore, we must harass sam {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:04, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::Dash it all. I don't want to harass Super Sam just to get some paint. I'd rather we go to Home Depot and get the paint so our glorious leader doesn't have to. Also I'm going to guest-lurk the WUW Forum simply 'cause. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:06, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::This paint would be super nifty though. We could still look for server hosting just incase if we'd like to make our own though. {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:08, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::I really don't like Donkey Kong Country due to its hitbox, but seeing people race it is amusing. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:11, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::noxi
:::::::what are you smoking
:::::::and why aren't you sharing {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:12, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::I'm not smoking anything. Again, I am rambunctious and opinionated. And watching people from SomethingAwful race a mediocre game whose hit detection is so off it makes a few racers ragequit at the sight of levels that should be easy but aren't. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:13, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
[[Special:AllMessages]]

this right here

holy grail of all commands

basically grants us access to the text of all the gui, allows us to customize every little aspect of mediawiki that is encoded into the wiki itself

or something iunno man

it's just cool {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:30, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

== isn't there a way to get us banned in China ==

that'd solve the problem methinks {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:36, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:let me try {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:38, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::CAPITALISM SUCKS
::LET'S BOMB THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT
::AND NOT BUY THEIR CRAPPY PRODUCTS
::ALSO THE GOVERNOR OF CHINA, KIM JONG-IL, IS A FUCKFACE
::I FAILED GEOGRAPHY AND WORLD CULTURE AND ECONOMICS {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:41, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::Isn't there a better way to alienate a nation without coming off as excessively bigoted? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:46, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::I mean

::::if we wanna go down without a bang sure {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:48, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::it's hardly bigoted tho, it's critical of china's shitty-ass government :/ {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:49, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::the actual problem is the shitty-ass spambots doe {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:50, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::I had an idea to remake the dinner-and-a-date episode from Old Wikihood. The date part would involve a trip to the zoo, to look at pandas, going horribly wrong. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:52, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::i don't think china would be offended by dead pandas as much as they would be offended by FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:53, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

== three step plan ==

#find a way to recruit people to join us and stuff
#???
#profit
#learn to count {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:51, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:If we actually wanted people to join we'd need to find a way to cut the crap from the fur of anonymous users {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:52, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::i have no ieda what you just said please speak murican {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:54, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::fucking

:::we can't do it with a ban on account creation and the fact that we're pursued till death by these spambots isn't going to help in any way {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:56, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::My idea:
*We find writing communities, preferably laid-back ones, to advertise
*We get an official WUW-staff email, which people can mail their account registration and we set up the account (IMPORTANT PART)
*We remove some of the older, non-active moderators because screw those guys
*We clean up some of the GUI and ETC
*We clean up some of the..unsightly stuff. Like, to the quality of my old work type.
*We become cool. Probably the hardest part {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:58, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::Well we'd need to be able to really sell the idea of coming here because nobody seems to want an account as-is {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:03, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::does anyone even know how to sign up here
:::and even if they did
:::telling them to join some random forum they'll never use and then make a message pretty much would destroy their interest {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:04, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::I don't think so, anybody who cares enough to want to make an account would probably do it because they felt some sort of unbelievable need to fill some sort of void in their life with this website {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:06, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::Well, our main source of new users came directly from the HRFWiki, and with IDC shutting it down, he's basically also shut down our biggest route of access to the rest of the internet. Basically, it's his fault. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:09, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::The reason being that the majority of the userbase were the people who migrated over because the wiki nixxed the Wiki User aspect of Homestar Runner. Even so, I'd disagree, in that the new user traffic(the ever-controversial fourth gen) came in the form of people who joined this site first, either through just finding it, or during the purge - either way, the fact that we're a separate entity technically shouldn't be holding us back, it's that we're stranded in the middle of the internet with little way to communicate to potential users and in need of a facelift, both internally and externally. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:13, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

Someone get 4chan on this. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:14, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

okay so

I think the only solution is a new wiki

once which we could edit and update quickly without having to rely on Super Sam

the only issues are finding someone who knows how to use mediawiki and can get all of our plugins

and someone who can host a server

i mean i could ask dagoth if we could use the wiki he set up for me but

iunno {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:16, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:yeah i'd rather not use a wiki that's owned by a neo-nazi thanks {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:17, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::then what is our next alternative {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:18, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::idk just anything that isn't associated with white supremacism that's all {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:19, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::does anyone else
::::have a server we could use {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:20, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::meh it's hopeless anyways i'm going to bed. hopefully some sort of angel comes into my dreams and gives me ideas {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:45, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

== why do we have to unban people twice to get it to work ==

i mean how dare you make my random permabannings of people more inconvinient {{User:StroHersh/sig}}
:because ip addresses are included with blocking account creating as well you dog shit motherfucker {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:17, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

== Help help! ==

I suddenly am forbidden from editing my own user page! I don't know why! {{User:Remolay/sig}} 00:24, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:it's because you changed the rules
:YOU DOOMED US ALL {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 00:25, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

is this happening?

http://i.imgur.com/6BBjiqV.png

{{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

Yes, And I want to put something before the first section! This isn't working for at all!
:you said something naughty in the past that triggered the spam filter {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:29, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

::Help me! I wish to make a page on my user page call page 3, so I can say something about how I would never actually pot topless women here! {{User:Remolay/sig}} 00:34, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:::did someone say topless women
:::http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hsD9knu2xPk/S8YwgvAuLiI/AAAAAAAAAE0/g5TqtwPxZvk/s1600/OliviaWildeMaximMagazineJuly2009503aatn.jpg {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 00:36, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
::::It's the word "p0ker" {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:38, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:::::Lex, I know that's bullshit. What in fucks name is going on here {{User:Remolay/sig}} 00:53, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
::::: Okay, maybe it's not. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT! IT'S THE NAME OF A THING I MADE!
::::::p0ker is a loved subject of spambots {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:41, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
== IRC CHANNEL ==

Should I make one? We need something to live chat ideas instead of waiting for Wiki delay.

I could make one, but it depends on what network we want.

There's always old Freenode

but there's also one called Rizon where we get bots

Whatever you guys want tho {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:37, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:I have taken the liberty of making us a new, non-choom infested forum.
:DON'T THANK ME
:MY WORK IS NOT DONE {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:02, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
::this is what skype is for silly {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:26, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:::thing is though, a lot of basic hos are still against using skype and shit {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:41, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
::::then they're ign'a'ant mothafuckas {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:47, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:::::then what the fuck is your skypes motherfuckers
:::::i think that's the main problem {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:07, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
::::::it's on our pages yo {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:08, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
idk man i'm still gonna use the chooms plus eric forum {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

== wowza guys the gangs all here!!! ==

{{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

*why dont you like my email melondemon43 :( {{User:Shadow Scythe/sig}} 04:57, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
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:why are you all still here; why are you guys still making wikihood; why haven't you gotten any better; why are you still usin' it to take potshots at the choom gang ("'''NOXIGAR:''' Stephanie Young and I agreed to go on an ice cream social some few weeks ago. So I meet her by this snooty Choom Cafe that's near her workplace, hiding in a cardboard box until it was time.") {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 04:59, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
::don't fucking ask me i've got nothing to do with that shit {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::it was done with love dear {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:03, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
:::good you're home
:::there's booze to pay and bills to drink {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:05, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
::::oh... i didn't expect you to be here... um... WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:07, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
:::::As much as I'd like to extend my courtesies, I'm afraid I was occupying an army of krogan who were baking one awesome cake. As such, I would not hesitate to shower you with an army of genetically-enhanced spiders who are addicted to Betty Crocker mix. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:40, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
Chwoka can we trade ironic sweaters and talk about our favorite trading card games {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:08, 24 October 2013 (UTC)

== calm down ==

chill -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 17:04, 15 November 2013 (UTC)
:Y̢̺̥͠ͅO̴̫̰̮̺͖̗Ư͏̢̰̹͕̜̪ͅ ̟͓͝D̴͇͚͉͘Ơ̸҉͚̣̣͎̙ͅN̵̜͟'̥͉̹̠̟͕̖̠͚͡Ţ̫̟̝͈̙͖̻ ̴̷̧̭̻̼K̬͉͎͘͢N̨̠̟̝̤̝̘͖͟O̺͍̭̯̥Ẃ̦̫͠ ͉̮́͞͡Ẉ̖̀͝ͅH̡͍̻͚̩A̸͙̹̭̥̥̺͓T̙͉̣̣̼͕̤ ̭͙͎I̸͉̖̖̩̯̤T̲͙͓̰̖̲̺̙'̥̦̟͚͈̬͙͝͝S̨̧̖̜̤̹̣̖͇͚ ̢͍̥̱̩̤̼̗̦̗Ḷ̢̩̤̳̬́I̖̟͈͡K̼̪̞̱̕E̷̫͎̯̘̜͠ ̷͙̺̥̲̻̻̗̣͜T̶̙̱͘͠Ơ̰͇̞͈͕̱͟ ̦͎͙̕̕B̴̩̕E̦͕͕̮͇̼̳̜ ̷̜̠̗1̲̻̯̞̝6̢̣̹̥̭̭̪͎̲̀ ̥͔͖̬͙A̛̜̬Ń̫̰͖̭̫̫̠D̨̼̞ͅ ̞̪͈̟̮̜P͉̱̰͈̤̰͈R̨̳̯̖̦̞̖̮É̬̺̜̝̠͕͈͠G̛̹̝̻̰N̠͓͜͟ͅA͏͕͝N͎̫̰̭̪̟̥͕͢T̨̬̲̮̮ {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:09, 15 November 2013 (UTC)
::It may look like we've had ourselves a little bit of an accident, but I assure you everything is perfectly okay now! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:56, 15 November 2013 (UTC)

man it's like every couple o' months i come remember this place and come back and i'm like wow you're still kicking around. it makes me happy that this place is still seeing some action. on the other hand its also an archive of me saying some really offensive crass sh** and being kinda mean to 13 year olds. if you're an internet historian doing research in the future let it be known that those thinggs were said when i was a 15-16-17(?) year old emotionally confused teen and i have since matured and i am less bad. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 05:56, 6 March 2014 (UTC)

Talk:Twitter King of The WUW

2013-11-29T04:47:13Z

NachoMan:

fotf {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 21:51, 28 November 2013 (UTC)
:huh i don't even remember this one -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 04:47, 29 November 2013 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page

2013-11-15T17:04:22Z

NachoMan: /* calm down */ new section

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2013-10-26T05:38:04Z

NachoMan:

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==About Me==
'''Real Name:''' Dylan 
'''Age:''' 19 
[http://nachobragers.tumblr.com/ Tumblr]

==The abandoned stuff==
*[http://www.fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/Other_Character_Email_Jaro Jaro Emails] - The greatest fanstuff ever.
*[[Sprite Comics Are Terrible]] - I review sprite comics, mostly the bad ones.
*[[NachoMan's User Art]] - Creepy art. Third gens beware!
*[[Jaro_Emails_Temporary_Wiki_User_Wiki_Page_Woot|Jaro Emails Temporary Page]] - Send me an email. Please.
*[[Brooks and Dylan: Adventures in the City!]] - ''GOD DAMMIT''
*[[Jaro's Adventure Strategy Guide]] - Jaro has his own game now, apparently!

User:NachoMan

2013-10-26T05:37:18Z

NachoMan: pruning

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==About Me==
[[Image:Nachoman3.png|thumb|left|Me|100px]]
'''Real Name:''' Dylan 
'''Age:''' 19 
[http://nachobragers.tumblr.com/ Tumblr]

==The abandoned stuff==
*[http://www.fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/Other_Character_Email_Jaro Jaro Emails] - The greatest fanstuff ever.
*[[Sprite Comics Are Terrible]] - I review sprite comics, mostly the bad ones.
*[[NachoMan's User Art]] - Creepy art. Third gens beware!
*[[Jaro_Emails_Temporary_Wiki_User_Wiki_Page_Woot|Jaro Emails Temporary Page]] - Send me an email. Please.
*[[Brooks and Dylan: Adventures in the City!]] - ''GOD DAMMIT''
*[[Jaro's Adventure Strategy Guide]] - Jaro has his own game now, apparently!

Talk:Main Page

2013-07-29T06:39:28Z

NachoMan: /* oh dear */

{{MainArchive}}

== Name Change ==

I would like my name changed to DSM.--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 23:18, 27 July 2011 (UTC)
:That's fantastic. Thanks for sharing your feelings with us. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 14:02, 28 July 2011 (UTC)

== Sex Change ==

I would like to have my gender changed from male to female. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:45, 28 July 2011 (UTC)
:Bippity Boppity Boo! Now your a woman.--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 22:06, 28 July 2011 (UTC)

== A Message to the wiki ==

{{YouTube|Kpy7seH5Hc8}} Besides Chaos and Lex.--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 22:13, 28 July 2011 (UTC)
:sometimes -<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>
::I'm actually more active than chaos {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::{{YouTube|UDnzWh2GN4c}} {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:41, 29 July 2011 (UTC)

== we are the future ==

we are the new wuw

so everybody pair up so we can start repopulating {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 14:55, 31 July 2011 (UTC)
:Repopulate? Are there even any women on this site?{{User:Remolay/sig}} 03:36, 1 August 2011 (UTC)
::Well, Lex did just get a sex change... {{User:JCM/sig}} 04:17, 1 August 2011 (UTC)
:::That doesn't mean he has a uterus. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 05:46, 1 August 2011 (UTC)
::::back off bitches lex is my man -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:::::I am far too self-indulgent for this {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::IF, YOU WANT MY BODY
::::::AND YOU THINK I'M SEXY
::::::COME ON SUGAR, LET ME KNOW
::::::IF YOU REALLY NEED ME
::::::JUST REACH OUT AND TOUCH ME
::::::COME ON SUGAR TELL ME SO {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:48, 1 August 2011 (UTC)

==Question...==

Can i be Richard Watterson? If so, this will be my face.

[[image:Paranoid Face.jpg]]

[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 20:25, 2 August 2011 (UTC)

== New HR Fanstuff? ==

Would anyone want a new HR Fanstuff wiki? Would that appeal to anyone still? Cause I could hook us up with a legit one.. --{{User:X66x66/sig}} 05:03, 8 August 2011 (UTC)
:i think most people have lost interest in that sorta thing -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 07:56, 8 August 2011 (UTC)
::It doesn't help that homestarrunner itself is kind of dead. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::lol yeah I figured. Oh well!--{{User:X66x66/sig}} 15:41, 8 August 2011 (UTC)
::::Well, Homestar isn't actually dead. according to the creators, they are making a movie. That's what I read, anyway.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 17:05, 8 August 2011 (UTC)
:::::The creators never said anything. That's the suckiest thing about it. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:32, 12 August 2011 (UTC)
::::::Well, that's what I thought they said. i dunno.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 13:51, 12 August 2011 (UTC)
:::::::I would never watch a HR movie. Never. If they actually make that shit, that's enough proof to tell that they've sold out.
:::::::Also no don't make another fanstuff wiki {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 05:57, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
::::::::It's not an H*R movie. I don't think they'd be able to pull that off. I'm really glad SBCG4AP worked, but I don't think they could keep the humour for a whole movie. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 17:59, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::Even if they were making a movie, I seriously doubt it would be an HR one. {{User:JCM/sig}} 19:00, 14 August 2011 (UTC)
::::::::::I heard a rumor about a movie too. Some stop motion thing. No idea if it's true or not, but the movie does exist. Whether or not that's causing the lack of updates, I don't know. [http://screen-novelties.blogspot.com/2009/06/monster-safari-feature.html This] is what I heard they were working on.--{{User:X66x66/sig}} 18:25, 17 August 2011 (UTC)

== so ==

where exactly do we all hang out now

also

where do we go from here {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:12, 20 August 2011 (UTC)
:You're quite the philosopher, I see. {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:17, 20 August 2011 (UTC)
::Also, Super Smash Bros. Revolution. That was totally going to happen. {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:20, 20 August 2011 (UTC)
:::hnngh Only the second one was philisophical. The first one was a serious question. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:00, 20 August 2011 (UTC)
:::: we all hang out at the bottom of a lake, w/ cement shoes included {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 07:10, 20 August 2011 (UTC)
:::::Lets go to the moon. I hear it's nice there in the winter. --{{User:X66x66/sig}} 14:41, 20 August 2011 (UTC)
::::::Why not the sun? OH, i know, it's because the sun is extremely hot. [[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 19:02, 20 August 2011 (UTC)
:::::::We work on rebuilding our beautiful community. That's what we do. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:12, 21 August 2011 (UTC)
::::::::How many people are active here?--{{User:X66x66/sig}} 21:44, 21 August 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::ABout six. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::::Six is plenty. We six, we will be the foundation of the new Wiki User Wiki. In time we will thrive, just like we did before The Great Purge, valiantly lead by your kind and merciful emperor. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:26, 21 August 2011 (UTC)

== GUYS ==

http://www.target.com/p/My-Little-Pony-Royal-Ball-At-Canterlot-Castle-Set/-/A-13391018

WE CAN BUY THE ROYAL BALL AT CANTERLOT CASTLE SET FOR 35 DOLLARS PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING

HNNGH THIS IS A DEAL WE CAN'T PASS UP {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:08, 28 August 2011 (UTC)
:uguu<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 03:28, 28 August 2011 (UTC)
::http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqlcw5rNSg1qcl7k3o1_400.gif {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 13:53, 28 August 2011 (UTC)
:::i may be late, but here's my reaction to this!

{{YouTube|85cL1HisrNc|400}}

[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]00:17, 21 September 2011 (UTC)

== Is it just me... ==

Or am I the only regular that isn't a Moderator at this point? Not that I'm complaining, I'm just saying. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 00:42, 8 October 2011 (UTC)
:HAHAHAHA I JUST INVALIDATED YOUR STATEMENT. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:11, 8 October 2011 (UTC)
::NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Now, what should be my first abuse of power? {{User:Remolay/sig}} 01:24, 8 October 2011 (UTC)
:I don't have any power either. :L [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:57, 7 November 2011 (UTC)

== What happened? ==

Okay, I'm back. Where did everybody go? --[[User:Mtp1997|Mtp1997]] 13:26, 4 December 2011 (UTC)
:Some websites die. It is the internet, after all. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 15:13, 4 December 2011 (UTC)
::It doesn't help that the Fanstuff Wiki had been laid to waste, either. Ever since Dot Com did that, this site really hasn't been the same. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:53, 4 December 2011 (UTC)
:::We'll try and sway the opinions of people when Homestar Runner actually gets updated again on a more frequent schedule than once or twice a year. It would be easier if they didn't just put down the pencil and disappear like they did. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:45, 4 December 2011 (UTC)
::::I think Matt and Mike just got tired of doing it, to be honest. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:08, 4 December 2011 (UTC)
:::::There will never be anything like Homestar Runner, nor will there ever be anything like the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki. Both was one of a kind, and both will be missed. {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:51, 4 December 2011 (UTC)
::::::I will still miss Homestar Runner fanstuff wiki as well, and i remember doing robmails.exe, and I thought it was fun doing.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 00:32, 6 December 2011 (UTC)
In three words: people grew up. Come for the fanstuff, stay for the community {{well}} - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 07:14, 6 December 2011 (UTC)
:I don't think Super Sam was doing any kind of fanstuff in his later years, and I doubt that I'd be right now, either. The whole email thing is fun and all, but it can get old fast. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:28, 7 December 2011 (UTC)

== Addressing the state of the community ==

Now that times are returning to old and we're getting back to business by some miracle, perhaps we can work to at least bring a close-knit community back to this place. As far as I've seen, we haven't gotten any stupid people on here so we can probably manage, and some of us(I think all of us) have mod powers so we can finagle a few things.

I wanted to purge this place but it seemed dumb. I would love to work on new things now that I'm not a bumbling fucking idiot, and I assume some of you would too. I don't know where the other regulars that were trying to get back on once in a blue moon went but hopefully they all clock back.

So I guess this is the REAL fourth generation of the place. Whoda thunk? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:34, 13 April 2012 (UTC)
:I'll just say that I've been checking this site every day for a long time now, even when there has been no activity at all, and I would totally be down with any attempt to bring the community back. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:24, 13 April 2012 (UTC)
::Same! I was just wondering how we could maybe pick this place up a little. I was going to invite people but I can't think of anybody that would really benefit from joining. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:52, 13 April 2012 (UTC)
:::Oh wow, that's just like me as well! There were a few people who I considered, until I realized that they wouldn't really give much of a shit about this community, so I didn't bother. And if they did end up joining, I can't see them staying that long, anyhow. But I think it's highly likely that we're not the only ones who have been passively lurking for a while now, and I assume that since activity has started to pick up a bit, I'm pretty sure that they'll start coming out of their shells. Or this all could just be wishful thinking on my behalf. I don't really know. To the (presumable) chagrin of everyone else on this site, we could possibly start updating Wikihood again. Just a suggestion. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:48, 13 April 2012 (UTC)
::::I assume that when Noxigar finds his way back we'll get back on schedule...we can probably get away with scrapping the holiday episode, although I did quite like my idea of randomly changing sweaters. But besides getting back to Wikihood, we should hit the drawing board and clean some things up a little. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:45, 13 April 2012 (UTC)
:::::I saw Noxigar make a sneak appearance in the RC a few days ago. I assume he's still around. And yes, I think that would be the best idea, as that particular episode not only has impeded our progress by quite a bit, but it's now four months overdue. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:52, 13 April 2012 (UTC)
::::::I figure that in addition, we should probably sweep through our fanstuffs, decide what's worth being remade and what isn't, and tackle a few remakes. I would hope everyone else should do the same. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:50, 13 April 2012 (UTC)
:::::::Oh yes. I actually had the exact same idea with my stuff. Mostly Space-Aged Stupidity. I'm thinking of a reboot of that as well. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:15, 14 April 2012 (UTC)
::::::::If you're looking for help, I took the cast list and cut out the crap, you could maybe use it? I'll put it on the SAS talk page. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:20, 14 April 2012 (UTC)
:::::::::I'd love to continue SAS, but as someone OTHER than Ryan-X. That guy was a depressio. {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 00:53, 14 April 2012 (UTC)
::::::::::Yeah, I'm trying to make new characters instead of reusing the principle characters I have so that I can save them for the important things. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:02, 14 April 2012 (UTC)

I have no strong feelings one way or the other

I also would have changed my wiki name right now if it weren't for the historical value {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Purge Y/N? ==

I don't think we need it, but I doubt half of the third gens are coming back this time.

Of course most of the choom/2nd gen stuff would survive because it is the quality. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 04:38, 17 April 2012 (UTC)
:no point, it's not like it actually matters. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Not like we all don't have mod powers anyway. We can delete anything really. {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 06:47, 17 April 2012 (UTC)
:::Nah, it seems kinda pointless. Plus, it would probably be the nail in the coffin. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:45, 17 April 2012 (UTC)
why hasnt super sam deleted the entire wiki yet {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:29, 18 April 2012 (UTC)

== why ==

I've been on this site forever and i dont have admin powers. --[[User:Mtp1997|Mtp1997]] 21:38, 2 May 2012 (UTC)
:who are you again {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:23, 2 May 2012 (UTC)

have you ever said anything ever before. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

== The Ban on New Users ==

When exactly did this happen, and why?

I'm curious. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 19:07, 18 September 2012 (UTC)
:Before you left, and because. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:13, 18 September 2012 (UTC)
::Blame the Chinese. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:19, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

== ATTN: Fellow Homestucks ==

If you're reading this, you have officially gone off the deep end and are too Homestuck and must be destroyed.

I am so proud of you, sons. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:42, 20 October 2012 (UTC)

9h dear, it has c9me t9 this, has it? I assure y9u, destr9ying us is n9t a very nice 9r kind idea, as it c9mes acr9ss as quite rude 9f y9u t9 d9 s9, and I will have t9 warn y9u that we might have t9 fight 6ack. I'm a n9n-vi9lent pers9n myself, mind y9u, s9 I w9n't fight 6ack, 6ut I d9 feel that it's my duty t9 tell y9u that y9u are g9ing the c9mpletely wr9ng way a69ut this. I'm sure y9u have y9ur m9tives t99, 6ut have y9u c9nsidered d9ing s9mething different instead? T9 6e quite h9nest right n9w, I'm actually feeling quite triggered 6y this discussi9n while we are speaking. There is 9nly s9 much I can say t9 y9u a69ut this, s9 I can 9nly h9pe that y9u will take my w9rds t9 c9nsiderati9n and learn t9 6ec9me a 6etter pers9n 6ecause 9f it. Thank y9u very much f9r listening. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:29, 20 October 2012 (UTC)

== oh hey the wiki's still here ==

everything's deserted
(randomly summons a panda)
enjoi
(walks away)
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== brave souls needed to test a new feature ==

I'll get to you ASAP, but I have a new idea for how handle interactive RPG combat, and I need someone to help me test it. It's very bandwidth-intensive, as it involves uploading images, but I figure since all of 4-8 people visit this website a month it won't be a huge problem if we use this place for it's intended purpose.

Get back to me - I don't mind doing it with 4 people(it'd be two groups of two in that case). Anybody interested? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:23, 10 December 2012 (UTC)
:DOES NOBODY DARE CHALLENGE MY MIGHT? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:42, 24 December 2012 (UTC)
::I want to, but I'm busy with Diablo III, a Pokemon Text RPG storyline and brainstorming my run through the two fakemon regions therein, and possibly ForumStuck. Hopefully it doesn't turn into another abandoned character who I remake in Wikihood for the purposes of not letting good ideas go wholly to waste. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 07:55, 24 December 2012 (UTC)

== oh dear ==

see above {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:What the absolute hell happened to the Main Page and why is the text in Comic Sans? :| [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:39, 27 April 2013 (UTC)
::because its funny {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Comic Sans is so overused.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 18:32, 27 April 2013 (UTC)
::::http://i.imgur.com/HKCmPTb.jpg {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:06, 27 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::then why the hell am I not laughing at the Comic Sans part? Just sayin'. :P[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 00:24, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::because you have a dry sense of humor and it obviously doesn't help you much in situations like these {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:42, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::OH SNAAAAP {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 02:23, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::i was kidding. Of course Comic Sans are part of the joke. i was actually laughing. I mean, it's not like Seltzerberg humor. RIGGGGGGGGHT?![[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]15:40, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::Seltzerberg is a comedic genius what are you talking about {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:32, 29 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::interbet... -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 01:50, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::dafuq did you say, Lex? Seriously, if these two are "comedic geniuses," then elaborate why they are because they aren't. They are worse than Uwe Boll.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 13:28, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::Uwe Boll? Oh man, I love that guy. Watched House of the Dead the other day, I couldn't believe what a cinematic masterpiece is. And I don't even need to explain why Friedberg and Seltzer are comedic geniuses, ever seen Epic Movie, or Disaster Movie? Or Vampires Suck? They're the best spoof films since Leslie Nielsen's Airplane and you totally know it. I study cinema, so I know what I am talking about. We're in a period of enlightenment. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:11, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::::At least Uwe Boll movies are, to me, a guilty pleasure. but while we're on the subject of Seltzerberg, I have seen only one movie from seltzerberg and that's Disaster Movie, and i hated it. You can't put that stupid movie in the same league as Airplane. That's like putting Kesha in the same league as metallica. If you're trollin', good joke then.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]15:16, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::::Kesha is much better than that piece of shit Metallica what are you talking about {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:02, 30 April 2013 (UTC)

tvb is just a dumb kid who doesn't get the art. he just doesn't get HOW MUCH BETTER THE CARTOONS WE GOT IN THE 90'S WERE than the SHIT we get now. i feel sorry for kids who weren't born in the nineties. signed skullbranch 1998
:Why thank you, strong intelligent for the nice comment. You gave me a boner.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 0:00, 3 May 2013 (UTC)

Why are you people editing this site? Let it rest in peace. {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:00, 3 May 2013 (UTC)
:Because someone's gotta riff Arceus Emails, and the people who were going to riff it left their riffs incomplete. Also, having a riff quota that isn't sated is why I am still here. There's also Wikihood, but whether or not it continues to be edited is entirely up to Lex and Chaos, who are both undisputedly better writers than me. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:11, 3 May 2013 (UTC)
::i think you're prejudiced here, noxigar, no mention of the goddamn koalas huh

::and yes they are better writers than you most people are {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::i'm just here to stroke my egoboner {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 13:34, 3 May 2013 (UTC)
::::i can take care of that for you ;))) {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

I'd say the front page is pretty dang ironic. Keep up the good work, fellas. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 06:39, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

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==About Me==
[[Image:Nachoman3.png|thumb|left|Me|100px]]
'''Real Name:''' Dylan 
'''Age:''' 18 
'''Birthday:''' 12 May, 1994 
'''Location:''' San Antonio, TX 
'''Email:''' [mailto:nachobragers@gmail.com Nachobragers@gmail.com] 
'''MSN:''' Det4839@aol.com 
'''Generic Friends List:''' [[User:Bluebry|Bluebry]], [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]], [[User:The Noid|NOID]], [[User:Skullbuggy|Skub]], [[User:The Mu|The Mu]], [[User:Shadow Scythe|Shadow Scythe]], [[User:TheDenzel|Denzel]], [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]], [[User:20eric06|Eric]], [[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]] [[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]][[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]], [[User:Lunar Jesters|Jesty]], [[User:Spyrox6|Spyrox6]], [[User:Super Sam|Super Sam]], [[User:Ninjaduck|Ninjaduck]], [[User:Sephiroth|Sephiroth]], [[User:JCM|JCM]], [[:Image:dog.jpg|Doggie]] 
'''Fav. Bands:''' Steely Dan, The Beatles, Modest Mouse, Led Zeppelin, Guided by Voices, Allman Brothers, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Bob Dylan, Nirvana, Pavement, Pink Floyd, 
'''Fav. Shows/Movies:''' MST3K, The Simpsons, Daria, Ren and Stimpy, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spongebob Squarepants, Food Network, The Blues Brothers, It's a Wonderful Life, Toy Story, Forrest Gump 
'''Other Crap:''' [http://rateyourmusic.com/~Nachobragers My Rate Your Music page], [http://nachobragers.tumblr.com/ My Tumblr (im mostly here guys)]

==The good stuff==
*[http://www.fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/Other_Character_Email_Jaro Jaro Emails] - The greatest fanstuff ever.
*[[Sprite Comics Are Terrible]] - I review sprite comics, mostly the bad ones.
*[[NachoMan's User Art]] - Creepy art. Third gens beware!
*[[Jaro_Emails_Temporary_Wiki_User_Wiki_Page_Woot|Jaro Emails Temporary Page]] - Send me an email. Please.
*[[Brooks and Dylan: Adventures in the City!]] - ''GOD DAMMIT''
*[[Jaro's Adventure Strategy Guide]] - Jaro has his own game now, apparently!
*[http://www.blueninja.smackjeeves.com The Blue Ninja] - Read my comic.

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== hey ==

whats ^^^ ?????????

[[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 23:28, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:nuthin sexy {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:32, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
::no you are the sexy 1 [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 23:36, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:::no nacoman is slliy {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:40, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
::::well i agree he is studly but that was off topic stop being so random you hilarious thing !!11!!! [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 23:41, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
LOL (laughing out loud!!) {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:43, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:hey guys who are about to get in an edit war its bluebrys talk page and he can do what he pleases with it [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 23:50, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
::Looks like it's protectin time. {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:51, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:::bluebry is my friend we have casual small talk from time to time, and it is not a crime [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 23:53, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
::::this is in no way a crime {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:58, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

== i miss you ==

please come back to dallas i really miss you <nowiki>:''''(</nowiki> -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 02:11, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:im sorry {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:52, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
::it's okay youre back now i am happy :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) those are all my happy faces <33 -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 03:53, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:::<3 {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:55, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
That's it. Please be serious in these talk page discussions from now on. {{User:JCM/sig}} 15:32, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
::::JCM will never understand love... CAN'T YOU SEE THE LOVE THEY SHARE FOR ONE ANOTHER!? --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 15:35, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Have I told anyone on the wiki about my so-called "happy-sad ball" effect? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::::Not that I know of. --[[User:ALXXMaXX|ALXXMaXX]] 15:40, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:UUUURGH SHUT UP BE SERIOUS OKAY THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR JOKES WE MUST HAVE THOUGHT-PROVOKING CONVERSATIONNNNNNNNNN {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 15:41, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
Happy-sad balls are in a set of two black rubber balls. They are the same in look, texture, size, and weight. However, when you drop them, the so called "happy" ball will keep on bouncing, and the "sad" ball with stop in place. Are you with me so far? {{UseR:Zoo977/sig}}

Okay, seriously guys. Do any of you actually respect the mods around here? Or do you just humor them for a while until they get off your cases? Just a few weeks ago, he said he didn't want his talk page being used as a chat room, and you guys stopped using it as such. But the MOMENT he's gone, you forget everything he said and just continue abusing his talk page. And why do you think you can beg your ways out of any amount of trouble? Why can't you guys just grow up and show some frickin respect? -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 17:16, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:Actually, I was just trying to prevent a fight by showing my side. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
Are you kidding me, Nacho? These last two sections are about some fake relationship with him and he doesn't care. He just goes along with it. You and TheCheese are taking advantage of his talk page, not us. {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:23, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:Three, two, one, kaboom. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::Okay, let me explain the purpose of a talk page. We don't have these because we want to just say random crap whenever we want. We have them to leave other users messages and alerts. Whether or not you want to tell someone they were blocked or say happy birthday, you can leave your little message on their talk page. What they are not for is for random conversations. When people who weren't even involved in the initial conversation start to chime in and ask questions and poke their noses in other peoples business, it becomes a problem. Also, who are you to say Bluebry doesn't care? Are you him? Does he tell you this stuff? And if we were really taking advantage of him, don't you think he would have said something by now?
::This conversation is over and will not be continued anywhere else. Sorry to bother you Bluebry. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 20:42, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Wait, what? How do you know I'm ''not'' him? {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:02, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
::And a second bomb goes off. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::::nachoman and thecheese's messages were meant for me <3

::::pretty much everyone else's were not </3

::::do not use this as a chat room. all messages should be something i even care reading, because when twenty people post on my talk page to just talk to each other, it makes any contact from me through my talk page impossible due to the constant stream of edit conflicts and it floods my inbox

::::do not reply to this message because i do not care nor will i reply back {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 21:39, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::i was meant for you too bluebry - [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 22:14, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

== Protect ==

Can you protect [[:Image:Meg.PNG|this]]? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:34, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:yes i can

:will i protect it? no {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:35, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
::Why? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:35, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:::why the hell should i? {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:35, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
::::I would like you to. I uploaded it. {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:36, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::oh okay

:::::no that is a suck reason. this is a wiki, everyone can edit things. i only protect pages when they really, REALLY need it {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:36, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

== RE: Raiku ==

Dear Blubry, you have said the ban of Raiku was unfair. Raiku has been banned 17 times for a total of 55 days, 13 hours, 13 minutes and 45 seconds by both moderators and sysops. Not all of these bans he has totally served because the administration can't make up its mind. Also Raiku offended several of our community on an IRC channel. Also, you have made adamant that what you say goes, and may I remind you Shadow Scythe is also a sysop and is as important as you are. So the majority of the group of mods and sysops involved agree that Raiku should be banned for his offense. It's not like #hrwiki-fanstuff is a completely unrelated channel, as the Wiki User Wiki users do use it as the IRC channel for the WUW as no common one exists. Dinoshaur
:...He even f worded me. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 17:19, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::And he said the N word multiple times. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:21, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::And he constantly complains and steals and lies.

::::and i think he shot me too {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:24, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::I srsly need to see what he said on IRC. Log please. {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 17:27, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::How do you get them? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:30, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Okay, first of all Chaos, you have nothing relevant to say so just shut your mouth. Raiku spammed the f word and the n world multiple times and personally attacked Dinoshaur. Bluebry, you need to do an IP check on Raiku from here and the one on #hrwiki-fanstuff (if he ever comes on again <_<) And if they are the same person, figure out whether or not you'll punish him. Because even though it was on an unrelated channel, how can we be sure he won't act the same way here? -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 17:38, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:For some reason I highly doubt that Raiku has the manhood to swear AT ALL, let alone on the IRC. I also doubt he has the mental prowess to get on to the IRC. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:40, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::What did he say to Dino? I missed that. And he has sworn some times on this wiki too. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:40, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Chaos: You'd be surprised. Sephiroth: Basically just F you Dino, which was completley unprovoked since all Dinoshaur did was say "IM GONNA BLOCK YOU", clearly joking. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 17:42, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Here is proof of bad language here.

[[Image:Proof of raiku swearing on wiki.png]]

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:47, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

[http://irc.clamburger.org/ The good stuff kicks in at around 9 AM. He took advantage of me and if y'all won't do nothing about it you're all yella bellied cowards. --[[Special:Contributions/86.12.232.113|86.12.232.113]] 17:51, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Bluebry, the Raiku on irc's IP is 75-81-179-96. Can you please do an IP check on the Raiku here to see if they're the same person? -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 18:15, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

I have used the Checkuser function Raiku's IP matches that number you just gave right there. --[[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]] 18:23, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:I thought us modmins lost that ability. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:24, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::Nope. --[[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]] 18:27, 7 December 2008 (UTC) hey blubry do you like emails
:::oh yeah, i forgot. my business here is done don't hurt me {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:28, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Dinoshaur, I looked at the evidence, and I have to say he had a good reason to say what he said. Over the course of approximately 9 minutes, '''9 minutes'''! you were doing what may as well be harassing Raiku saying you would ban him with your ops( whatever the hell they are, like I care) ima ban you, and such. Everyone one else was talking to him about a revert war. Play harassment is still harassment. [[User:Meme3|Meme3]] 18:30, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:way to butt in

:plus dinoshuar's schtick was a joke and we take the N word and swearing very seriously here {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:32, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

I'm a bad bad man and he should take no notice of me --[[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]] 18:34, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::Jeez, after looking at the stuff after 9:00-9:09 like 9:20 I have to say, that was ridiculous what Raiku said. The N word was mean as was the repeated f word. He was angry but that is not enough of an excuse to protect him. He should be banned on there for a long long long time, but not that long on the WUW. The 1 month block on here is reasonable for what he said.[[User:Meme3|Meme3]] 18:44, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::You cannot ban or punish anyone on #hrwiki-fanstuff. THERE ARE NO OPS. - [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 18:46, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::If I may repeat myself, you blocked him for swearing on another website, and yet you ignore the constant adult language here. Oh wait a second, no one bothered to read that, but stopped at the first sentance. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:::::No, we're all just too narcissistic to care, and think otherwise and stick with that opinion to the grave. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:00, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::And this is why I don't get into things like these. --[[User:ALXXMaXX|ALXXMaXX]] 19:38, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Zoo977, you can't say the N or F word here, either. {{User:JCM/sig}} 19:45, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

<big><big><big>I HAVE TOLD YOU TIME AND TIME AGAIN TO NOT MAKE CONVERSATION ON THIS TALK PAGE PER BLUEBRY'S REQUEST, AND YET YOU CONTINUE TO IGNORE ME. IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS YOU CAN MAKE A PAGE FOR IT OR TAKE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S TALK PAGE BUT UNTIL YOU DO, KEEP IT OFF OF THIS ONE.</big></big></big> -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:58, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

:why the hell is there stuff on my user talk page that will take me like, forever to read

:please give me ten minutes to be able to reply to everything {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 20:35, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::alright kids, right now i am talking with Tom on IRC about Raiku being blocked from #hrwiki-fanstuff

::now naturally, tom is the dev so it's his decision

::but when someone messes up in #hrwiki-fanstuff, they get blocked in #hrwiki-fanstuff. End of discussion. The sysops should have went to Tom. They might have not known this, which is okay; it's only from experience that I know to go to a dev.

::to respond to the "BUT RAIKU HAS DONE BAD STUFF IN THE PAST" argument, yes, he has. But that has already been dealt with. You don't give two punishments for the same crime.

::in conclusion, raiku was on thin ice in the first place. he might be banned from #hrwiki-fanstuff (depending on Tom's take). He will not be banned from here for this. Thank you. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 20:48, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Though, I think it should still apply that if he messes up on the WUW one more time, it's over. After all that happened, I just can't take it anymore. The drama should end after the next edit war. He's been given many chances, and, like H*Bad, he should finally pay for breaking the rules. {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:59, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::i've already said he'll get a month, than infinite {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 21:00, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::Did he get the month yet? 15 times is a lot! {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:01, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

== Look who I found in an alleyway ==

[[Image:Nana nut muffin.PNG]] 
Do you recognize this muffin, sir? [[User:JCM|Thought police]]
:no lol {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:32, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
Hey, I'm your friend, right? {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:00, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
:you are all my friends but they are my bestest friends {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:01, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
::I'm one of your bestest friends, right? {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:08, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
:::no they are because we all go out and have sexy parties together

:::well not shadow scythe he is a prude lol but he is in my english second period and he makes funny jokes!! {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:09, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
::::[[JCMovies|This says otherwise]]. Also, without me, there would be no Marshie fans. I deserve some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for that. {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:12, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::lol you are like aretha franklin {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:13, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

== Nuke ==

What does that special page do? {{User:Accel/sig}} 04:34, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

== You had too... ==

block him? i was getting a fresh start. :( {{User:Raiku/sig}} 04:40, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:um, yes. you're not allowed to have a sockpuppet. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 04:40, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
::I ain't going to use him when I'm blocked, I can't. Ip's blocked then too. I just want a split personality. {{User:Raiku/sig}} 04:41, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:::um no {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 04:43, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Huh? Please? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 04:43, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::um no and that is final {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 04:45, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::Even though Raiku was Accel, how did you know? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:49, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Probably an IP check. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 16:54, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
Raiku, you're sliding on thin ice. Edit wars, vandalism, swearing, sockpuppets? You're lucky you're a productive user. {{User:JCM/sig}} 12:48, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

== hi bluebry ==

what are you doing editing the wiki

do you have the day off

i don't

<nowiki>;_;</nowiki> -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:27, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
:i had a half day

:i am sorry if you are at school ;_; i hope you come home soon so we can talk on irc and be cool like this: B) {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 19:28, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

we dont have half days at our school ;_;
and i can only get on the wuw everything else is blocked
also what is going on on the forum/irc i cannot get to either of those things -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:30, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
:<nowiki>:OOOOOKAY</nowiki>

:well nothing is really happening on either of those things, but on irc i am thinking that we need to bring back {{I}} because we have not been using it lately {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 19:31, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
::hey bluebry tell nachoman i said hi [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 19:35, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
:::i swear to god i will punch the next person who has a half day
:::because i am very sad right now -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:36, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
::::<nowiki>;_;</nowiki>

::::in a few hours you will be out and we can play hide-and-go-seek {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 19:36, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::all third gens have half days
:::::how does that make you feel
:::::but i very much miss nachoman<3 [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 19:37, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::i had a halfday and no actual lessons. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::guys please don't have fun without me on irc
::::::::or i will be very very sad -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:39, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::ooooookaaaaaaay {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 19:40, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

== "Am I the best mod?" ==

Yes. {{User:Raiku/sig}} 16:47, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
:okay {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 16:47, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

== help please ==

Hey, uhh, can yoy help me organize my userpage in a blog like fashion? I will give you the specifics if you answer.us {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 02:38, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
:i saw the message summary of this was "help"

:next time i expect full beatles lyrics >:OOO

:yeah, i can try to give you some pointers if you need, or you can draw me up something and i can TRY to emulate it for you, or whatever you want (i've actually been thinking of just releasing a quick template you can just customize and use) {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:40, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
::what i'm thinking about is having a banner on top, and then two colomns coming down from it. the one on the left will be a long one, and the one on the right will be split in half horizontally, making two square cells. on the bottom of both columns, add a rectangular cell, spanning the length of the two cells above it. and if u can, seperate each cell with colored margins. if thats too much of a mouthful, i will draw a diagram.us sorry if this is too much. :) {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 02:58, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
:::er, okay, i see how that can work, you need help making it or you want me to flat-out design it? {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:01, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
::::would it be too much of a workload if you did it? i'm no good at coding. thank you. {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 03:09, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::honestly, i was kind of hinting at it because i absolutely love doing this stuff. i'll have it done soon. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:11, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::heres help: [[Image:Bloghelp.PNG]] {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 03:17, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::oh, i can do that. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:18, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

== Blocking of Ryan Bluefox... ==

...Why? How is what he said any different from what most users say daily? It was simply "sex reference, cuss" so to speak. Isn't that what most users do? Im A bell does it constantly, and he's not blocked, so why Ryan? Please respond,--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:21, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:Because he can't understand that ryan was joking around. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::EXACTLY!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:24, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::It was a direct slam on Bluebry, NachoMan and TheCheese. A mod should never set this kind of example. --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 18:26, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::I do not believe he should lose modness, but the block is fine. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

Okay guys, let me tell a little joke of my own: Kirbychu HR'D, and Zoo977 are both idiots! They're complete jerks! They're worthless third gens! But don't get offended! I'm only joking!  -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 18:28, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:Cool, I'm not a worthless jerk! {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Hey guys. Thank you for standing up for completely offensive content that offends me due to past issues with gay discrimination! For the record, standing up for Ryan DOES NOT mean standing up for such offensive content!

::Anyway, Ryan's apologized, we've forgiven him, and in a week he will be back and remodded. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 18:33, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Hahaha wow I'm gone for an hour and this happens. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 18:36, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::On an unrelated note, could you delete my [[User:Kirbychu HR'D/YouTube|YouTube page]]?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:41, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

== Letter ==

<pre>
Dear Bluebry, you have been invited to Raiku's 2009th birthday to throw him a surprise party.
Bring all your friends.
Also, remeber that Raiku apprecieates illegal weapons and drugs the most!
Sincerley,
Raggon & Raggonix Blade
</pre>

== bluebry ==

you are awesome

just wanted to let you know ;) [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 07:42, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 07:44, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

== yay ==

that mean's you'll block yourself also block bluebry he is a third gen {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 04:03, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
:yes lol {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 04:04, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

== i am sad ==

what did i miss on irc yestersday

were you guys making fun of me

i bet you were ;-; -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:33, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
:we were missing you <3333333333333333 [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 21:23, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
::^^this <3 {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:00, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

== dont forget your wue ==

is that your picture? {{User:StrongRad/sig}}

== Lemon... ==

won't stop messing up my game when I ask him to stop. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:09, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
:kdone

:also thank you for coming to a sysop. like seriously {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:18, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

== Lemon... ==

keeps reverting all my edits. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 05:05, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
:Well maybe you should've gone to Bluebry in the first place before revert warring. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::raiku keeps spamming the user renames so i reverted his edits because spam sucks {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 05:11, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
:::It's not spam, or your buisness. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 05:11, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
::::i believe you gave good names and told people they are jcm the whiny weirdo blueberry also you spammed my rename by saying "i like mini jcm" {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 05:13, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::fffffffff what are you guys talking about i do not care i assume the fight is over {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:26, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

== So I listened to Sonic Youth... ==

They're actually not that bad. Sorry if this is considered spam. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 12:25, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
:THIS WILL NEVER BE SPAM

:SONIC YOUTH IS AMAZING

:what song/album did you listen to? by the way, i would suggest getting Daydream Nation {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 18:41, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
::I know I just jumped talk pages, but Kool Thing is available for download on Rock Band. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 18:38, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

== Help ==

Nebs won't stop editing my fanstuff, page moving and reverting. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 04:21, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:Australia is a country, man. My map of the world says it's called Oceania, stop it. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 04:24, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::Ot's my fanstuff. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 04:25, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:::It's our reality. - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 04:29, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Guys, I have seen maps of both Oceania and Australia, but obviously both sides are too stubborn to stop edit warring. I can't threaten a block, but if you continue, I would bet that a block is in all of your futures. [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 04:31, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::Can someone else revert it to normal? I don't want to be counted for a block. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 04:33, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::Stop being so stubborn. It even says in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceania Wikipedia] that it's a continent. - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 04:34, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::You're being stubborn, too. I have an email show about a dog and a cat with an on-off relationship. This wiki doesn't have to follow totally factual information. Leave Raiku and his stuff alone. [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 04:35, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::So? They're both fictional. Raiku's fanstuff is based on real-life stuff. I want to make it more obvious. - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 04:36, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::I understand your concern, but you don't have the right to change his work if he doesn't approve. It doesn't hurt anyone. So, just leave it alone and prevent some drama/blocks/etc. Everyone's sick of it. [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 04:38, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::To back that up, here's an excerpt from the Wiki Guidelines. "If a user reverts your alteration to his or her fanstuff, please respect that." {{User:JCM/sig}} 12:44, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::guys
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::::::::::::unless i am here, you need to give me links, or i will never care {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 22:50, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

==You can deal with it, right?==
I'm here to report Raiku's constant reverting.

This has gone to the extent that he even reverted a warning about reverting.

Thank you, {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:I MOVED IT TO NON PINGING. Jeez. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:26, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::Raiku, it's be appriciated if you stay out of this for now. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::No. It is about me. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:28, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::::A converstaion about someone generally lacks the subject of matter. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::I am not saying out of this, Mini-JCM. {{Wellthumbs}} {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:30, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::me and jcm actually only had a month between our joining times on the HRF. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::You know, for every message you make here, Bluebry gets an email. He doesn't like that. Just warning you. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:32, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Same here, ya know.

:::::::me and bluebry are alike {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::OK, I didn't see any revert warring in his contribs, so he hasn't done anything wrong if he only reverted it once or twice. Also, if you call another user Mini-JCM, I won't be as nice next time. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:09, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

== hey bloobery ==

i am bored in the libry (lol) and i thought id leave you a massage

some girl asked what fiction meant

and the guy said "it means it's real"

and i was like lol

okay see ya later <3 -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:44, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

I know you secretly left, so I'm going to devote this section to begging you to come back. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:25, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

== I'm Ronald! ==

ARE YOU {{User:Shadow Scythe/sig}} 23:44, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

== hi lol ==

(__)) o o o lol -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 13:24, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
:that is inappropriate but okay {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 21:44, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

== You have won! You are one of the popular kids now! ==

If you didn't know already, you have won my little user of the week thing found [[User: Kanjiro/Weekly|here]]. --[[User:Kanjiro|Kanjiro]] 21:10, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
:my response to the title: ''<nowiki>'WHAT ELSE IS NEW'</nowiki>'' {{User:Shadow Scythe/sig}} 05:21, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
::yay {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 15:23, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

== I'm sorry, I can't hear you very well ==

I'd like to see the doctor -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 02:03, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

== Good for you! ==

You are now ready to do rock concert movement #4. --[[User:ALXXMaXX|ALXXMaXX]] 11:45, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
:oh i've seen one of those shows {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 04:54, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

== Yay! ==

You are back! {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 23:02, 18 September 2009 (UTC)
:when did he leave {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:55, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

== your user page ==

look i was an awkward and retarded 14 or 15 year old okay

but i was never that far into it, i just thought that the art style was cool
:its really not aimed at you dont worry (sorry if it seems that way though, my apologies) {{User:Bluebry/sig}}

== rap ==

I love tupac -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 06:41, 14 August 2012 (UTC)

WUW:Sandbox

2012-08-14T06:39:52Z

NachoMan: hey

Guns kill people

additionally, fruit can kill people with allergies

therefore we should regulate purchase and usage of fruit in public {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:42, 13 August 2012 (UTC)

Guns don't kill people, bullets do. Clearly we should outlaw bullets. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 07:14, 13 August 2012 (UTC)

Bullets don't kill people, the trauma does

the bullets can't help being loaded into a gun and fired

they're innocent {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:15, 13 August 2012 (UTC)

you guys have it all wrong, lemme tell ya

the trauma doesn't kill people, the internal organs do

it's they're fault for being so weak and not being able to take it like a ''man'' -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

guys guys guys

who the fuck is talking about guns even

that was just a side point

my real point is that we need more fruit regulation

''come the fuck on'' {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:24, 14 August 2012 (UTC)

I like to stalk this website regularly b/c I miss the days of just chillin with the choom gang and 0wning little thirdies. it warms my heart to see you guys behaving like we once did but word of advice: dont throw around swears so much you're really dampening the impact of the word and it gets old -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 06:39, 14 August 2012 (UTC)

User:NachoMan

2012-05-28T04:28:45Z

NachoMan:

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==About Me==
[[Image:Nachoman3.png|thumb|left|Me|100px]]
'''Real Name:''' Dylan 
'''Age:''' 17 
'''Birthday:''' 12 May, 1994 
'''Location:''' San Antonio, TX 
'''Email:''' [mailto:nachobragers@gmail.com Nachobragers@gmail.com] 
'''MSN:''' Det4839@aol.com 
'''Generic Friends List:''' [[User:Bluebry|Bluebry]], [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]], [[User:The Noid|NOID]], [[User:Skullbuggy|Skub]], [[User:The Mu|The Mu]], [[User:Shadow Scythe|Shadow Scythe]], [[User:TheDenzel|Denzel]], [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]], [[User:20eric06|Eric]], [[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]] [[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]][[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]], [[User:Lunar Jesters|Jesty]], [[User:Spyrox6|Spyrox6]], [[User:Super Sam|Super Sam]], [[User:Ninjaduck|Ninjaduck]], [[User:Sephiroth|Sephiroth]], [[User:JCM|JCM]], [[:Image:dog.jpg|Doggie]] 
'''Fav. Bands:''' Steely Dan, The Beatles, Modest Mouse, Led Zeppelin, Guided by Voices, Allman Brothers, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Bob Dylan, Nirvana, Pavement, Pink Floyd, 
'''Fav. Shows/Movies:''' MST3K, The Simpsons, Daria, Ren and Stimpy, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spongebob Squarepants, Food Network, The Blues Brothers, It's a Wonderful Life, Toy Story, Forrest Gump 
'''Other Crap:''' [http://rateyourmusic.com/~Nachobragers My Rate Your Music page], [http://nachobragers.tumblr.com/ My Tumblr (im mostly here guys)]

==The good stuff==
*[http://www.fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/Other_Character_Email_Jaro Jaro Emails] - The greatest fanstuff ever.
*[[Sprite Comics Are Terrible]] - I review sprite comics, mostly the bad ones.
*[[NachoMan's User Art]] - Creepy art. Third gens beware!
*[[Jaro_Emails_Temporary_Wiki_User_Wiki_Page_Woot|Jaro Emails Temporary Page]] - Send me an email. Please.
*[[Brooks and Dylan: Adventures in the City!]] - ''GOD DAMMIT''
*[[Jaro's Adventure Strategy Guide]] - Jaro has his own game now, apparently!
*[http://www.blueninja.smackjeeves.com The Blue Ninja] - Read my comic.

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NachoMan: /* just in case you ever come back */

<center>'''NachoMan loves getting messages, so feel free to leave one here! If you'd like to send Jaro an email he has his [[Jaro Emails Temporary Wiki User Wiki Page Woot|own page]] for that.'''</center>

[[/archive1|Archive 1]]
[[/archive2|Archive 2]]

== GUESS WHAT ==

NOBODY CALLS YOU COOLIO DA FABIO

{{well}}

--[[User:ALXXMaXX|ALXXMaXX]] 20:06, 26 October 2009 (UTC)
:okay -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 21:52, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

== http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg ==

http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 00:08, 3 November 2009 (UTC)
:http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 00:11, 3 November 2009 (UTC)
::http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 00:13, 3 November 2009 (UTC)
:::http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 01:49, 4 November 2009 (UTC)
http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 02:57, 11 November 2009 (UTC)
:http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 03:03, 11 November 2009 (UTC)
::http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 03:51, 11 November 2009 (UTC)
:::o hay guys guess what http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg --[[User:ALXXMaXX|ALXXMaXX]] 12:00, 11 November 2009 (UTC)
::::http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 03:23, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

== http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg you http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg need http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg to http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg archive http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg ==

http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 23:02, 12 December 2009 (UTC)
okay -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 23:04, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

== I added our Adventures ==
to your userpage you can remove it if you want though wub {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 22:10, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

== Guess what I found on my hard drive ==

jaro adventure faq REDUX!!! {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 17:36, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

== but but ==
my sister's computer won't run it ;_; -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:WELL WHO IS FAULT IS THAT HMM -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 23:20, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
::baaaaaaaw -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

My dad has to aprove all websites and I'm not sure he will aprove an IRC thingy. Also my IM program wont do IRC stuff {{User:The McArby/sig}} 23:50, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
:dress in all black and listen to bring me the horizon and then he will understand -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 02:53, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

== hey nachoman ==

http://i29.tinypic.com/ruo3sm.jpg

boo {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:07, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RzOWX6PyOKQ/0.jpg

spongebob get out of my house {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 09:15, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l41v0qOx2j1qbaxlqo1_400.gif

-- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 13:58, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

good x333333333333333 {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 18:11, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

== please ==

i need this {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:oh come off it. i've seen ryan's pokemon crossovers, not to mention enough hentai to feed a family of sick asians for at least four months. i've seen a pokemon comic where a horse brutally rapes misty and may. you'll survive this.

:and no, don't ask me ''why'' I've seen all this shit -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 18:20, 19 September 2010 (UTC)
...I'm sorry. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== hey ==

{{mu}} {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 22:16, 23 September 2010 (UTC)
:{{mu}} {{User:Remolay/sig}} 00:58, 24 September 2010 (UTC)

== your talk page makes me laugh ==

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbypcra6WM1qax8cuo1_500.gif {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 01:38, 26 November 2010 (UTC)

== let's play "find the person I want to say happy new year" too ==

[[File:T3h Real Mu.jpg|thumb|nope try again]]
[[File:Real Nachoman.jpg|thumb|oh you found me]]

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:wub -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 00:44, 1 January 2011 (UTC)

== diarrhea ==

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgetmfT5M91qzv9mho1_500.jpg {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 23:38, 14 February 2011 (UTC)
:aaaw happy valiumtimes day -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 23:40, 14 February 2011 (UTC)

== just in case you ever come back ==

wub 
http://i36.tinypic.com/iypox2.jpg, 
{{User:TheCheese/sig}} 23:00, 29 February 2012 (UTC)
:hi -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 21:33, 27 May 2012 (UTC)
::how the fuck are you, dude? Remember me? [[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]21:49, 27 May 2012 (UTC)
:::i remember your name -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 21:51, 27 May 2012 (UTC)
::::Cool. Do you also remember my Robmails.exe [[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]21:52, 27 May 2012 (UTC)
:::::nope -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 21:53, 27 May 2012 (UTC)
::::::Good, cause mine was crap and it still is. it's now about [[Barry Bird Emails]]. [[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]21:54, 27 2012 (UTC)
:::::::ok -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 21:59, 27 May 2012 (UTC)

Can I be in this {{User:The Noid/sig}} 22:06, 27 May 2012 (UTC)

i don't know about you guys, but "how the fuck are you" just doesn't really seem like a very classy greeting that you can give to someone, to be perfectly honest {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:08, 27 May 2012 (UTC)

sephiroth <3

coin <3333333333 -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:18, 27 May 2012 (UTC)

== Oh hey ==

Nice to see you again!

In case you didn't know this is Mr. Identity Crisis who couldn't go for a year without changing his fucking name because he was an idiot back then. {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 22:07, 27 May 2012 (UTC)

User talk:NachoMan

2012-05-27T21:59:12Z

NachoMan: /* just in case you ever come back */

User talk:NachoMan

2012-05-27T21:53:22Z

NachoMan: /* just in case you ever come back */

User talk:NachoMan

2012-05-27T21:51:01Z

NachoMan: /* just in case you ever come back */

WUW:Sandbox

2012-05-27T21:34:25Z

NachoMan:

the fallen moderator has returned {{User:Vindicator/sig}}
:okay what is it with all these old users returning all of the freakin sudden
:ehhhhh welcome back regardless {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 10:12, 24 May 2012 (UTC)

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Ah yes, if it isn’t little fuckface. Its funny how easily I strike a nerve with you with even my most uninspired insults. Yet you respond as I would expect— dashing to and fro, angrily waving your “gat” in the air to impress your e-peers, as though you could accumulate street credit points on a blogging website. All the while your fly is undone, and your little fig penis resting atop what must be an acorn nutsack is showing to all those who once admired you. And what am I to do but lean back in the comfort of my authentic leather upholstered swivel chair (witness to the millions I’ve laid waste to on wesbites not unlike this), arms casually placed behind my head, the scent of wildberry Febreze plug-in strong the air, a wry smile taking my face. It’s luxury if only by comparison. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 21:34, 27 May 2012 (UTC)

User talk:NachoMan

2012-05-27T21:33:12Z

NachoMan: /* just in case you ever come back */

WUW:Sandbox

2012-02-01T03:23:05Z

NachoMan:

trollface is an unfunny and outdated meme

why is one of logos from a rage comic then

HMMMMMMMM

if it was up to me, it would be deleted by now tbh

Everyone's now a pony.

Discuss.

http://i.imgur.com/WDWYy.jpg

Fine with me!

Ponies are overrated too

I mean the show's okay but half the reason everyone loves it is so they can go "OH LOOK, I WATCH A GIRL'S SHOW! LOOK AT ME DEFYING WHAT IS EXPECTED OF MY GENDER!"

I think the show is really cleverly written and developed, but I'm not too big on the Brony fandom in general. While I should know better than that, considering the whole "One bad apple spoils the bunch" analogy, I just can't help but feel like that. Not just the Brony fandom though. The Sonic and Harry Potter communities are just as bad in my book. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:32, 31 January 2012 (UTC)

Don't forget the Invader Zim community, which is worse that anything. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 21:31, 31 January 2012 (UTC)

The Family Guy community is worse than the zim community.

I don't really think there's much of a Family Guy "community", per se. Judging from what I've seen, it's mostly just people who quote the episodes and repeat the jokes. Not really a community in the sense of things like Bronies and Invader Zim. - Lex

i could link to several articles explaining why my little pony is popular with adult men but i'm too lazy to find them so let me just say that it's awesome because it's funny and has good animation and a very great creator-fanbase connection and it's cute without being obnoxiously so (dripping everything in pink (although pinkie pie is my favourite)) and what can i say it's just a really good show

it's also worth noting that if family guy had a "community" it would be several unevolved ape children smearing feces on each others faces -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 03:21, 1 February 2012 (UTC)

WUW:Sandbox

2012-02-01T03:22:26Z

NachoMan: where i end and you begin

WUW:Sandbox

2012-02-01T03:21:39Z

NachoMan:

trollface is an unfunny and outdated meme

why is one of logos from a rage comic then

HMMMMMMMM

if it was up to me, it would be deleted by now tbh

Everyone's now a pony.

Discuss.

http://i.imgur.com/WDWYy.jpg

Fine with me!

Ponies are overrated too

I mean the show's okay but half the reason everyone loves it is so they can go "OH LOOK, I WATCH A GIRL'S SHOW! LOOK AT ME DEFYING WHAT IS EXPECTED OF MY GENDER!"

I think the show is really cleverly written and developed, but I'm not too big on the Brony fandom in general. While I should know better than that, considering the whole "One bad apple spoils the bunch" analogy, I just can't help but feel like that. Not just the Brony fandom though. The Sonic and Harry Potter communities are just as bad in my book. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:32, 31 January 2012 (UTC)

Don't forget the Invader Zim community, which is worse that anything. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 21:31, 31 January 2012 (UTC)

The Family Guy community is worse than the zim community.

I don't really think there's much of a Family Guy "community", per se. Judging from what I've seen, it's mostly just people who quote the episodes and repeat the jokes. Not really a community in the sense of things like Bronies and Invader Zim.

i could link to several articles explaining why my little pony is popular with adult men but i'm too lazy to find them so let me just say that it's awesome because it's funny and has good animation and a very great creator-fanbase connection and it's cute without being obnoxiously so (dripping everything in pink (although pinkie pie is my favourite)) and what can i say it's just a really good show

it's also worth noting that if family guy had a "community" it would be several unevolved ape children smearing feces on each others faces -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 03:21, 1 February 2012 (UTC)

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/lappyend

2011-11-17T02:51:50Z

NachoMan: a few of riffs

Aruseus loses the Lappy to some letters.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' turns out his computer is incapable of displaying multiple letters on screen at one time</blockquote>

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Strong Bad, Tom, Foxx, Cyrus

Places: Computer Room, The Stick, TLA Living Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 3rd, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': I got the e-mail. You got the e-mail. I got-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' now see this is an interesting bit of foreshadowing in that this is the same email intro song Strong Bad used in his virus email when his computer was destroyed. a little hint at what's to come, for those of you clever enough to catch it</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! I did that one first!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sorry.

<blockquote class="email">
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
Stop me when you get tired of this
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' it's an email</blockquote>
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' What!? Stupid email. I detter belete this, I mean better delete this.

''{Aruseus hits a key, but then...}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
The system is down. I dunno know what 
you did, moron, but you sure 
screwed everything up good.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I can't be bothered to write this whole email so I'll just write 75% of it and take the rest from other cartoons</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' AHH! I gotta fix this, um...fix!

''{Aruseus hits another key}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">HELLOTE 
 
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' AW CRAP! I gotta get help! ''{leaves}''

''{Cut to The Stick, with Tom and Foxx}''

'''TOM:''' Eheheheh...sorry about eating you leg.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "'''LEG:''' I forgive you."</blockquote>

'''FOXX:''' Don't worry, man. It's all good.

''{Aruseus runs in}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Guys, help! I screwed up my Lappy! BAD!

'''TOM:''' Darn it, man!

'''ARUSEUS:''' I didn't mean to!

'''TOM:''' Ok, calm down. I can try to fix it. I'm good with computers.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Thanks, Tom! ''{hugs him}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' gay</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' I'll give you till three to let me go.

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{lets go}'' Sorry...

''{Cut back to Lappy, it still has the same message from before}''

'''TOM:''' ''{calmly}'' Ok. What did you do?

'''ARUSEUS:''' I got this email and it said "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"-

'''TOM:''' Ok.

'''ARUSEUS:''' And I tried to delete it, and this error appeared.

'''TOM:''' Dang. I can't get rid of this error. We have to consult an expert. Let me get my cell.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the infamous "whee" virus</blockquote>

''{Tom pulls out a cellphone, dials a number}''

'''TOM:''' ''{on phone}'' Hello? Yeah, it's me. My friend screwed up his computer nd

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' House ND</blockquote>

I need you over quick. Bye, and thanks. ''{hangs up}'' Ok. he should be here any moment-

''{The doorbell rings}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' That was quick!

''{Cut to TLA Living Room, Tom opens the door to see Cyrus standing at his doorstep}''

'''TOM:''' Hey, Cyrus!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Who is this guy?

'''CYRUS:''' I am Cyrus. I am a Wiki User on HRFWiki and I write your emails.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' now let me tell you about the specific shade of grey the tip of my penis is</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Cool. I need help. Come with me. ''{Cyrus and Aruseus leave}''

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''CYRUS:''' Whoa. I'm sorry to say this, man, but your going to have to get a new one.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "I know I'm like god and everything but i literally cannot repair this computer"</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ''{runs out}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

'''TOM:''' Don't worry! Aruseus Emails will still continue! I have a computer!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' fuuuuuccckk</blockquote>

==Easter Eggs==
none

==Fun Facts==
*The email rap is from Sbemail: virus.

Talk:RiffText/MFT3K/Zarel Emails/1

2011-11-12T05:43:46Z

NachoMan: hi

where are the jokes -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 05:43, 12 November 2011 (UTC)

User:NachoMan

2011-11-09T02:52:57Z

NachoMan: tweaking and stuff

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==About Me==
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'''Real Name:''' Dylan 
'''Age:''' 17 
'''Birthday:''' 12 May, 1994 
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'''Fav. Bands:''' Steely Dan, The Beatles, Modest Mouse, Led Zeppelin, Guided by Voices, Allman Brothers, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Bob Dylan, Nirvana, Pavement, Pink Floyd, 
'''Fav. Shows/Movies:''' MST3K, The Simpsons, Daria, Ren and Stimpy, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spongebob Squarepants, Food Network, The Blues Brothers, It's a Wonderful Life, Toy Story, Forrest Gump 
'''Other Crap:''' [http://rateyourmusic.com/~Nachobragers My Rate Your Music page], [http://nachobragers.tumblr.com/ My Tumblr (im mostly here guys)]

==The good stuff==
*[http://www.fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/Other_Character_Email_Jaro Jaro Emails] - The greatest fanstuff ever.
*[[Sprite Comics Are Terrible]] - I review sprite comics, mostly the bad ones.
*[[NachoMan's User Art]] - Creepy art. Third gens beware!
*[[Jaro_Emails_Temporary_Wiki_User_Wiki_Page_Woot|Jaro Emails Temporary Page]] - Send me an email. Please.
*[[Brooks and Dylan: Adventures in the City!]] - ''GOD DAMMIT''
*[[Jaro's Adventure Strategy Guide]] - Jaro has his own game now, apparently!
*[http://www.blueninja.smackjeeves.com The Blue Ninja] - Read my comic.

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Talk:RiffText/MFT3K/Records of Bell

2011-11-09T02:42:41Z

NachoMan:

Noxigar I've got to say, you really are shit at this. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:to be fair, i can't imagine that anyone could really get too far when they're doing riffs on other people's riffs
:it's redundant as hell and i could imagine the riffer of the riffs grasping at straws most of the time {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:16, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
::[[RiffText/RiffText]] {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 23:49, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
:yeah, Noxigar really is shit at this. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 21:16, 14 February 2011 (UTC)

wow you're still doing this

why -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 02:42, 9 November 2011 (UTC)

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2011-10-05T03:42:42Z

NachoMan:

ponies

User talk:StroHersh

2011-09-25T19:33:13Z

NachoMan: /* Return of Harmony Part Two (spoilers) */ new section

Eh, chives?

*[[User talk: Strong Intelligent/A1|Issue one.]]

== IDEA MEETING! ==

I got this great idea: If strong man and kirbychu hate zoo, what would happen if some big incident happened that caused the three to be forced into the same house, and strong man and kirbychu thought the other started the incident, causing everyone to hold grudges on each other? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:I've actually had plans of making a fic where Zoo and K-Chu get stuck together for a while now, but I've never put it up.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 16:32, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
::Strong Man'd go insane, due to his chronic depression when I left off the series. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Now that would be fun to watch. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::::GRIIIIIIIITS, GRIIIIIIIIIIITS GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::Speaking of grits, what if sir strong bad was in the mix? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::::::And Kirby and Albino! And there could be no food!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 16:38, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::It's all washing away ;-; {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::For the incident, I was thinking about a shipwreck. And, what? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:::::::::I want a hospital incident. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::::Stranded on an island!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 16:41, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::I like kirbychu's idea. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:::::::::::::But there are ''too'' many islands around here. How 'bout a plane flight? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::::::::Kirbychu's summer resort incident? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:::::::::::::::YAY!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 16:44, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::A mix: Homestar Office, Kibychu's resort and Wiki Atlantis. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::::::::::Now, to think of the incident. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::::::::::::::::::We need to do it secretly. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
wait!
:I have an Idea for just the resort!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 16:47, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
::What? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:::it takes place a few years after the resort shuts down. The guys go back to the abandoned property to see what's happened, and they all somehow get locked in the property with no way out, forcing them to stay in the remains of the resort toghther.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 16:50, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
::::what about ours ;-; {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::This was my idea: gale force winds knock over the resort and the homestar office building, flinging kirbychu, kirby, strong man, and sir strong bad into the ocean. They arrive in wiki user atlantis, and the homestar office building crushes most of the residential area. They break in the one house, only to find zoo in it. Suddenly, they realize they can't get out of the house. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::::::Hmm... that sound good!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 16:54, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

== Snow Day ==

My school just phoned. I get one too! Yay! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:25, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:Nice to know there's a national snow storm. Oreo (THE REAL THING) walked outside for the first time, and there's paw prints all over our front garden. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::It's just like when I was in Canada. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:38, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::so how about that florida {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 13:11, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::::i didn't have a snow day today i'm just sick {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 16:48, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::you do that alot right

:::::i hears it's all from RUSSIA {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::IN SOVIET RUSSIA SNOW DAY GETS YOU {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:07, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

== Reverting ==

You do know that that is spam, and I that if I reverted a sysop again, I wouldn't be breaking rules unless it was the THIRD time. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 19:45, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:'Tisn;t spam. It's done ALLLLLL TIME TIME y'know. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Yes it is. Even when other people do it, it is spam. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 19:51, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Then why wasn't it reverted? (lol) {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::I don't know, but it is still spam and needs to be reverted from Denzy's talk. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 19:54, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::If it wasn't reverted, it wasn't spam, thus, it should stay. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::Listen here, both of you. If you don't resolve this conflict soon, you are both on the way to blocksville. I may be both of your friends, but my job as a mod comes first. Now pack it in. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:56, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Just a question: I was only trying to help, so what'd I do? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::you revert wars. DON'T REVERT WARS!!!!!!!!! I'M SERIOUS! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:05, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::I actuallu said I was gonna go to a sysop, but okay :I.

:::::::::COURT CASE SETTELED: I win yay {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
Seph: It wasn't a revert war, because we only reverted TWICE. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:12, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:raiku show some respect {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Raiku: It was a revert war, because you reverted more than ONCE. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:18, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::You are allowed to revert only twice. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:21, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

== QUOTE ==

"bioshock has one of the best storylines ever and the zombies are in a mall
and would you trade fanboyism for good games?"

IS THE BEST STORYLINE A COPY OFF OF DAWN OF THE DEAD {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 22:41, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
:Deadrising has that storyline. Bioshock, has a completley different story. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== CRYTEK BOUGHT FR? ==

I have no idea who Crytek is, but they BETTER NOT ''{bleep}'' UP TS4. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 23:16, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
:As I'm sure you know, TS is my favourite video game series ever. BUT NOW IT'S JUST GONNA BE GRITTY GUNS AND GOOD GRAPHICS {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== IRC ==

Do you go on? If so, go on #hrwiki-fanstuff, where the gang goes. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 17:02, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
:I know where it is, just can't get on. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Why not? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 17:08, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
:::"The page requires specific criteria to get on too" {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Timesplitters 3 just came in. ==

The disk was unreadable. Too many scratches. :( {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 13:08, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
:SUE 'EM!

:That's a coincidence, as I just got Theif two. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}'''

== WAZZAP ==

heyheyhey well look who i '''FINALLY''' found, bout time right? --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 00:34, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
:Ho...moon? Oh, yeah! I remember you! {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

i cant wait for the fanstuff wiki to be back up, then we can do H*R Office again,right? --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 12:12, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
:Three words: Glourious Single Interactive.

:I'll give this permssion to you if you really want it, so go nuts if you want. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

nah its more fun with more people. we ''could'' start it up again. --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 12:36, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

==Yeah...==
IT IS NOT OKAY TO SAY MY REAL NAME! ''{begins whacking strong intelligent with a flyswatter}'' {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:Oooooookay.

:Also ow. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== [[Weekly Contest]] ==

[[File:Weecontest.PNG]] {{User:The thing/sig}} 15:27, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
:does this mean im awesome now {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::No, it means your AWESOME! {{User:The thing/sig}} 16:22, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

== Beatles ==

I know you're not the biggest supporter of them, but you say the best song they made is Hello Goodbye. Listen to Help. That's a good one. Guaranteed to change your opinion of them. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:57, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

== Regarding [[Fluffy Kitty Squad]] ==

I put Oreo in it, if that's okay. It's a fanstuff with four WUW cats. Also, if you could help out by writing for Oreo, that'd be cool. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 15:09, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
:Yay...

:'''OREO:''' I-I-I'll write myself! I don't need him! {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Busteeeeeeed ==

Why do [[User:Triangula square]] and [[User:CardboardSocks]] share your ip? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 06:28, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:Same school. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::A question I have, Raiku, is how you found this out. {{User:JCM/sig}} 19:25, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:::I'm a mod. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 19:29, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
::::no shiz sherlock

::::how can you use them without your brain hurting is what he means {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Warning ==

Stop insulting everyone, and me, or it's a 12 hour block. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 19:59, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
:Both of you, stop squabbling or it's a 12 hour block for most of you. Plus, I removed "Retard" because it genuinely offended him. YOu wouldn't like it if he said "THE NAME OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S MONKEY/YOUNGEST POWERPUFF GIRL" {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:07, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
::I'm not doing anything. I'm saying next time he insults someone, it's a block. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:14, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
:::All I'm saying is settle this stupid conflict. If he says something, just ignore it. This goes for both of you. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:18, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
::::he's been insulting fofr two months now. He has 1 warning. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:20, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::insulting=harsh constructive criticsm

:::::for example: you take jokes about as well as jack thompson {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::[http://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Wiki_User_RPG/Dinoshaur&action=edit&redlink=1 Look here] {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:28, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::omg deleted page

:::::::fotf {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
<pre>oh hey i didn't agree to this {{well}} {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:53, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
:nobody did

:but raiku is such a snotty whiny dick that did it anyway {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
</pre> {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:31, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
::the point: stop being a snotty whiny dick {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Just go on IRC SI. You can contest your block there. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:39, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

== oh hey ==
autism has nothing to do with you being such a ducking fouchebag so shut your mouth and accept the block

you've been nothing but horrible for some time now and i'm honestly surprised why i haven't taken care of you already

if you really think you should be unblocked get on irc and maybe i won't extend the block time {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 20:58, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
:Personally, I'm tired of both of them. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:00, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

== next time ==
next time you hear from me ill be in new york city! --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 14:17, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
:Good to know, Carmine. Meanwhile, I'll be enjoying my little English aesthetic FOR FREE MUHAHAHAHA {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

huh???--[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 20:43, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
:I don't have to pay to be in England B) {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Stop... ==

insulting me and my work every time you talk about the subject. You have one warning, do it again, two day block. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 05:27, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
:Raiku, stop with the personal attacks and threats, you cant block him for such reason. -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 06:49, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
::Keep in mind it ''is'' constructive critiscm. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Actully, it is personal attacks from him. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:49, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
::::They're not personal

::::I never mentioned your home or family life {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::But, they are attacks. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:54, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
::::::Honestly, I'm siding with Raiku on this one. SI, you need to learn that some people just don't want to listen to your advice. When we do not listen to you, you just keep repeating yourself. And this can be seen as a personal attack, as it is basically saying "YOU SUCK I'M GOD LISTEN TO ME YOU TERRIBLE PILE OF FILTH". {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:55, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Thanks for summing up my utter disgust for other human beings and apart from the "I'm God" part you pretty much summed up my opinion on life {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::...I really hope that was sarcasm. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:04, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::Nope. Also, the reason I say "aprt from the "I'm God" part" was because god doesn't exist and I'm actually the greatest human being or otherwise on earth. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::::::::No, I'm god, I'm also a genius, and the artist of the millenium. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:30, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
:AND ON THE FIFTH DAY HE SAID "LET THERE BE FPS" AND HE STILL FOUND SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT THE PEDANT {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:27, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

== Hope your happy! ==
SI, you will like this!

[[File:SS SPRITES.PNG]]

You know Stinkoman Style, right? Well here, I found it for you! I tryed to keep it hidden, but I gave it to you just for fun! Hope your enjoy! --[[User:Captcha|Captcha]] 03:03, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
:Woah. I forgot I owned that. Anyway thanks dude. I'll keep it for nostalgia's sake. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== I need you! ==
I need you to sign up on [[Wiki User Quiz/captchagame1/todaysquestion|this]]! Please! --[[User:Captcha|Captcha]] 20:48, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

== talka steam ==

can you log on to steam? --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 21:28, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
:Nah, mang. I can do tomorrow, however. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::k, cause i got a GREAT idea for a fanstuff! --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 21:31, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

== i have a quick question ==

whos micha? --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 11:35, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
:Micah, seven (should be eight by now) year old. He was renouned and ridiculed for being a "n00b". I felt sorry for him, tbh. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
: ok thanks --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 20:02, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

== Left 4 Dead 2 ==

more like left 4 dead poo -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 17:44, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
:HEY! If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Dumpkoff. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:17, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
::Sorry, but they;re gonna ruin it. You know it's true. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Shooters were ruined after goldeneye {{grad}} {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 20:22, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
::::Yeah? Well, you- they- it's- I'm- not- but- ... You're right, it's gonna suck. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:27, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Please fill out your char's stat table. --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 01:18, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
== Guess who's back! ==

{{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}
:Oh, cool. You could've been back in April, though. Sephy unblocked you early. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::No I didn't. The block time was accidentally raised, so I lowered it down to the original time. However, Raiku did unblock you a week later if that helps. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 10:44, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

== [[TheDenzel's Interview Show/Strong Intelligent|Hey You!]] ==

Your interview is up. --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 21:03, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

== YOU'RE IN THE NEWEST EPISODE OF QI ==

[[QI/ep2|NOW GET IN THERE]] {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 04:33, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

== THIS JUST IN ==

YOU ARE A JERK -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:No flaming, please. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 20:08, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
::You say it if it isn't ammediatley obvious {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Spotify ==

Do you have it? It's a free and legal music player that lets you play nearly any song you want freely. I'm asking you about it because you're british, and it's only available in Europe. You should get it. It's awesome. Oh yeah, they also have Linkin Park, so you'll definitely like it. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:47, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
:Meh. I'm happy with all the music I have. And I'm sort of going of LP (Mostly due to school friends who play their songs constantly) I might get it whenever music I can be arsed to listen to comes out {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Thats it. ==

I've had enough.

I've had just enough of you making fun of me, and thinking you're better THEN EVERYBODY ELSE. Cause guess what? YOU'RE NOT. You're spitting, as Bell would call it, homophobic bile all over me. You're going over the line, and I suggest you stop BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. YOU WERE NEVER FUNNY. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:I have to agree with Badstar, you are definitely OTT. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:32, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
::hes an obnoxiously tasty tangerine what -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::OTT: Over the Top. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:34, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

If I were homophobic I wouldn't be on this wiki

Nor would I be making a webcomic making fun of homophobic people {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Warning ==

Stop being a total ass or I will block you for an hour. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:31, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:see it's kinda funny we had about 2 months of peace and as soon as you come back it is totally broken {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:32, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
::I missed the wiki that's why i came back. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:33, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Do you know that JCM worried about you? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:34, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Really? I am his only friend on this wiki. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:35, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::I think that goes both ways. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::I'm friends with Cow, Cryptogamer, NPP and SR. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:45, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK

:::::::Oh, and by the way, there's now a rule about staying away from Po-kay-toons so as to save my childhood {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

Cow? Your friend? ......... I don't think so. Well maybe you'll think that. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 00:04, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
:Cow joined my Wiki Chasers game. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 00:10, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Pro tip: Don't block people for being "total asses" because you end up looking like a big ol' black kettle -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 00:22, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

== love skullbuggy ==

he sent this to you: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3191309&pagenumber=1#post364928591 -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 02:09, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
:I return his wub {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Hello ==

While I don't agree with Raiku's reasons for blocking you, it was a well deserved block. Do not antagonize him anymore. If you do, I'll block you for a day. Thank you. :) -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:17, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

== Now Now ==

Don't get yourself in any trouble any more. I unblocked you because you are my padawan and it is my responsibility to be your jedi master. Just don't get yourself mixed in with any bad crowds any more. Ok? That's good. You're free to go. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:18, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:If you're going to let SI go, I guess I'll do the same with Raiku and we can pretend this never happened. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:37, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

== Hey, I have an idea. ==

Can you please just ignore when someone says that? Or, better yet, if the page containing the word is on your watchlist, unwatch it.

Also, I was originally gonna post this code;

<pre><big><big><big><big><big>'''''IGNORE IT GODDAMMIT'''''</big></big></big></big></big></pre>\

But, I decided to not cause trouble and said it in a more polite manner. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:43, 2 September 2009 (UTC)
:But seriously guys, there are currently 1,001 words in the dictionary. (That I know of). Is it that hard to drop one letter? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Yes. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 18:24, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
:::Well all that shows is your lack of vocabulary. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::...Okay, now you're just being a asshole. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:35, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::oh did you say that for a lack of better word because you don't know any others {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::{{dry}} {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:04, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
SI, stop editing other people's pages or you will be blocked. I did it once, and i was blocked for three days. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:07, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
:Hey quit whining about the word "retard" it means late in French.

:Now you feel bad for censoring the ''gays'' don't you???????? {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}}
::fix {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 22:53, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
:::fax {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 22:56, 3 September 2009 (UTC)

== Warning ==

Stop flaming me or you will be blocked for a day. You have been warned before. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 07:25, 13 September 2009 (UTC)
:What? WHAT? No. I will not. I have had it. You are the one who should be blocked. I have done NOTHING to offend you, and the stuff that might of you've passed without a glance. I'm sorry, you shouldn't be a mod. You shouldn't be near a KEYBOARD. All your fanstuffs are unintelligeble messes of text, that never get updated. So please, leave me alone, and for the good of everyone, give up your mod powers. Yours, Strong A. Intelligent.
::That's what I'm talking about. And stop flaming in general, you have flamed me and Badstar in the past. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 07:30, 13 September 2009 (UTC)
:::Uh, no. The above isn't flaming. It's a cry from the public. You can ask anyone, not including your finger quotes "''FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS"'' And they'll all say you're not cut out for mod. Ask Sephy, Ninjaduck, any other freakin' mod besides JCM. ALWAYS THE SAME AWNSER. NO. And I haven't flamed BAdstar. At all, you maybe, but you're a terrific ass, so that's okay. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
Alright, I've had enough. Raiku, you shouldn't take a simple comment in the sandbox, the /b/ of the wiki, so seriously. Strong Intelligent, I know you have a freedom of opinion, but please don't take it too far. Yes, SI has a history of insults towards you, Raiku, but nothing worse than things a lot of other users have said. Yes, Raiku can be unoriginal and annoying, SI, but that's no reason to rub it in his face. You two are specifically targeting each other, and I don't know why. My birthday was last week, guys, I don't want to have to deal with all this. {{User:JCM/sig}} 13:57, 13 September 2009 (UTC)
:Thanks JCM but I think I'm gonna get blocked again next week for saying "stupid" or something. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::{{dry}} {{User:JCM/sig}} 14:01, 13 September 2009 (UTC)

== i admit it ==

there is one linkin park song i like:

numb/encore

there happy now {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:10, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
:I don't really like lp anymore :I {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::......bastard. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:44, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
:::DOn't blame me, blame my school colleges. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::...So what do you like now then? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:45, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::'80s metal, The Beatles (my brother got the White Album, now I'm pissed because I'm the majority of this wiki, castle crashers soundtrack. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::The Beatles. Yes, you are finally becoming a man. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:48, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Puberty got the better of everyone ;~; {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::Now, to complete the transformation, you will have to watch these two films: Dr. Strangelove, and the Rocky Horror Picture Show. If you have already watched both these movies, you are a man. If you have watched one of them, then you are one step away. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:50, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::I saw 1978 halloween ad midnight and have played through Silent Hill 2 isn't that enough

:::::::::And congrats at sending my 800th email {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::::You get extra brownie points, but these two movies are necessary. You can get them cheap at HMV.. Or get your parents to buy you them for birthday/christmas. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:55, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::Eh, 'kay. I think I've seen the first five seconds of the former {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::::::probably but watch it anyway {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:57, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
I dunno about asking this wiki to watch Dr. Strangelove, it's more satirical humor <_< But hey it's one of my favorites so {{wellthumbs}} {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 19:54, 29 September 2009 (UTC)
:Listen, most of the users here have a mental capacity of a peanut. A movie like that would do good for them. Also, I remember trying to get JCM to watch Rocky Horror. I almost succeeded, but he ducked out at the last second. And then he made an excuse about it being banned in the Philippines. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:01, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

I like satirical

And my friend think the Phillipines is in Europe. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:lol. But yeah, the reason why the Filipinos banned it was probably because they thought it would offend all the trannies. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:19, 29 September 2009 (UTC)

== yo ==

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/Kanyewestdec2008.jpg

KANYE WEST 'YALL

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:48, 17 October 2009 (UTC)
:Yo Sephy, I'm happy fo ya, but souljia boi had the biggest ego of all time, OF ALL TIME {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::I love kanye's music. LEAVE HIM ALONE {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:57, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
:::I AM A GENIUS AND THE VOICE OF THE GENERATION. I AM NOT A GAY FISH!! SEE? I DO NOT HAVE GILLS BECAUSE 1. I AM A GENIUS, 2. I AM NOT GAY, and 3. I AM NOT A FISH! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:00, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
::::Serious Question: Do you like fish sticks? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 21:01, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
:::::Yes I do. I love to put them in my mouth.. Sometimes I suck them. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:04, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
::::::so... you're a gay fish? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 21:06, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
:::::::NO, I AM NOT A GAY FISH. I AM A LYRICAL GENIUS AND THE VOICE OF THE GENERATION, AND I INTEND TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS SLANDER!! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:07, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
::::::::inb4 somebody says "fish d***s". {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:08, 18 October 2009 (UTC)

== yo ==

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f8/Slash_in_2008.jpg/450px-Slash_in_2008.jpg

slash hudson

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:35, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
:That's more like it *WICKED GUITAR SOLO* {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== yo ==

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d8/BowieRaR87.jpg

david bowie {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:48, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
:BAck from suffragate city {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== bnp ==

we're both brits

we both live in england

we both enjoy crumpets

what is your opinion on the bnp

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:25, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
:The got owned on BBC last night

:Also they are nazis :I {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::labour are still worse though {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:03, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

== i miss you lots ==

please come back, i miss youy.....COOOOME BAAAACK!!! --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 00:05, 11 November 2009 (UTC)
:Wuh what {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHOOOO ==

is on {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:02, 15 November 2009 (UTC)
:I saw it :D

:Also, isn't thsi the third time the doctor was supposed to die? :/ {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::nah mang they're leading up to the climax  {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:05, 15 November 2009 (UTC)
:::Also, I called it on the master.

:::Srsly on one of our talk pages I called it {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::ya i know

i get to call TIMOTHY DALTON CAMEO though {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:11, 15 November 2009 (UTC)

== Sorry for being lame ==

:/ [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 21:47, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
::I'm sorry you're just not funny

::try again! {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

:::I wasn't ''trying'' to be funny. :/ [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 21:49, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
::::well you succedded

:::Also you ruin alot of funny things ten years after they're over {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::Can you hear it?

it's the sound of the drums

{{YouTube|hsFFPMhBCYA}}

your song is ending soon doctor

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:51, 3 December 2009 (UTC)
:dude that ood at the end was so effin' trippy {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::i know

but i found it out

did you see the preview of the next episode on children in need {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:53, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

For those of your who haven't realized this yet: Hum the Doctor Who theme over that video. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:32, 4 December 2009 (UTC)

== Ey, Wagwan ==

Hey blad, what up in dis 'ere ho? There' be BAAAAAAARE feds around in my area, innit?! Safe! Yeaaaaaaaaa boiii Me and mah 'omebois went around chirpsing some fit chicks aroun' camden, but dey' di'n't like it! Den we hav sum bare butters gashes start chirpsin' us! At first it was all nim nim nim but then we found out it was BAAAAAAAARE JOKES BLUD BRAP BRAP {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:26, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
:I do say good sir, that story is riveting. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== ey bladd ==

yo i lyk herd dat yo had a birfday on todoz bludd innit? Hapz Birfday bruv nim nim nim

[[File:Amy_winehouse.jpg]]

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:55, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hello, SI. ==

I missed your humor and approach at satire.

Let us kiss passionately now. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:37, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
:mmmmmmmmm {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::STOP KISSING AND GET ON STEAM SI!! --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 19:09, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::''{Pops in, wearing nothing but a bowtie and underwear}'' Hey guys, what did I miss? {{well}} {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:51, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== yo ==

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/Judas_Priest_Retribution_2005_Tour_Rob_Halford2.jpg

rob halford {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 10:30, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

== The Emperor's personal response to your libelous comments ==

http://i33.tinypic.com/25t9qq8.gif

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:33, 18 August 2010 (UTC)

== AN ATTACK ==

{{YouTube|GDugG8IknkQ}}

MAY THIS PUNISHMENT MAKE YOU RECONSIDER YOUR DEFIANCE TO THE EMPIRE. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:38, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

== inb4 ==
si you are a massive jerk stop liking pokemon that much {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

go on steam m0r3 =P --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 01:19, 20 September 2010 (UTC)

== I apologize in advanced... ==

but It is time to screw with your head

{{YouTube|sDX1m0Y2Vkg}}

Most people would put a huge scream here. But np, that doesn't even begin to describe how awful that made me feel. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
: I know right, and I watched it three times. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 15:13, 25 September 2010 (UTC)
:: THIS is going to be terrible. There isn't even a Porygon giving people seizures. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 15:23, 25 September 2010 (UTC)
:::At least we can take solace in the fact that this is a fan made thing and therefor hollywood isn't messing with it. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 15:27, 25 September 2010 (UTC)

== Hey ==

Don't blank my userpage just because I have an opinion. I personally liked that video. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:59, 28 October 2010 (UTC)
:well then raiku

:you are a dumb shit <3 {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== steam ==

say mr intelligent

what was the reasoning for your change of identity on steam anyway {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:19, 28 October 2010 (UTC)
:hm?

:my brother got a new computer that can actually run games as opposed to stutter the intro cutscene to death {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::oh i see
::so its a shared account {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 09:52, 29 October 2010 (UTC)

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Į he̷͝a͘r͝͏̨ ̴̛́i͟t̴'͟s̴ ́am̀a̕z̛͞͠in҉̨g̨̕ ͏whę̨n͢͜ ̢t̀͞h̡e̕ ͟f̡̕͡a̧͞ḿ̵ous͏̀ ͢pu҉̢͟rp͝l͞e̸ ͝͝͏s͠t̨̛uff̷̀e̶d̷͝ ̸̶͡wo̵̵͠rm҉ ̴̴i̧̢n͟͝ ͢fĺ͝a̸̕p̵̛-̸j̛a̷̷w͜ ̵͢şp̡̕ąc̶e ̛͡w̛͜i̵t͘h̷̴̛ ̀ţ̶h̛͡e ̶͡t̵u̴͞ņ͞i̵̶͟n̛̕ģ́͢ ͝f͟ó͢rk d̀̕͏o͘͜es̵̛͢ ̷́́a̸͞ ̧̛ra̴̛̕w̧͠ ́͠b̷҉l̛͜͞i͜n̵ķ͡ ̸̶͞o͘͟҉n͜͞ ̨͘H͢͜ą̸͡r҉a͘-̕͟Ķ̸͢iri Ŕ͢͠ock̡.̛̕ ͏I̧̢̛ ̴̵ǹ̶̕eé͏d̵̨ ͏s̢c͜íss̶͠o͡ŕ̵͜s͏́!̷̕͡ ͘͟6̴1́! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:18, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
:Fission Mailed. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 22:19, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
::LA-LI-LU-LE-LO. LA-LI-LU-LE-LO. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:22, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
:::http://www.cksinfo.com/clipart/construction/tools/scissors/scissors-2.png {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

== Return of Harmony Part Two (spoilers) ==

I thought it was good two, it was soo sad when twilight turned all grey, lotsa funny moments. I just wished that more time was spent on the final showdown with discord, it just seemed like they walked right up to him and destroyed him without too much of a confrontation. I imagined him as a sort of omnipresent entity and yet he just sorta let them regain the elements of harmony without really trying to stop them. But petty complaints aside, it was a good episode -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:33, 25 September 2011 (UTC)

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2011-09-17T23:58:08Z

NachoMan:

omg did you see the new my little pony episode it was so sad ;_; can't wait til next week

Talk:Peach's random reviews/1

2011-09-10T04:27:30Z

NachoMan:

There are more than three views on it.

My view is "Hella overrated, most people only like it because their told too. Okay." Do nay stereotype me >:( {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

why would you review fim and focus on /b/ for most of the review that really rustles my jimmies -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 04:27, 10 September 2011 (UTC)

User talk:Chwoka

2011-09-03T03:40:22Z

NachoMan: /* chwoka who is your favorite pony */

== Wikihood ==
It's starting if you want to contribute and moderate and all that stuff. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 13:23, 8 November 2007 (MST)

== I got your message ==

Sorry about not being there, but I stay logged on so that you know I'm not dead. It's too bad we're always on at different times... [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Ekul http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/MaraudingManiac/Ekulsig2.jpg][[User talk:Ekul|∞]] 14:43, 8 November 2007 (MST)

== Hmm? ==

Question: Why do ''you'' care so much about Wikihood? --'''[[User talk:Vindicator|«<big>√</big>į]][[User:Vindicator|ńđīçąŧ]][[User_talk:Vindicator|ōŗ»]] [[Wiki's End|©'07]] [[Special:Contributions/Vindicator|c]]''' 13:43, 17 February 2008 (MST)

Because Wikihood 2 was awesome.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 14:41, 17 February 2008 (MST)

== Want to join..==
Wikirmies online?--[[User:Userunknown|User]][[User talk:Userunknown|unknown]][[Wikirmies online|!]][[Image:Games Banner.PNG|25px]] 18:08, 21 April 2008 (MDT)

== NGCMH ==

I've migrated over here, so I'm probably going to be much more active than I have been. Any news with you? {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 08:20, 24 April 2008 (MDT)

== Swearing ==

Try not to swear in future: it's still against the rules, and you aren't doing yourself any favors. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 13:28, 26 April 2008 (MDT)

== Please. ==

You seem to be trying to change the plot of The Void. The set plot is having a group of users get teleported to an empty void and trying to figure out it's secrets, ''not'' a dream about a void. Please follow the plot. At the moment all you are doing is considered spamming.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 04:16, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

== Your Game Making progrum... ==

...is an alcoholic beverage? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:10, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
:[http://xkcd.com/323/ Read the study] {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 01:22, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
::No, it's a trxt-adventure maker that Eric invented and NAMED after an alcoholic beverage.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 05:06, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

== Hi ==

Hey Chwoka! {{User:The thing/sig}} 18:35, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

== [[Styx Fan's Mii Service|Go Here!!!]] ==

--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:12, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars

== Re:Talk Page Spam ==

I'm Advertising! I know a couple Users who have!--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:26, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars
:REPLY ON YOUR OWN TALK PAGE NOT MINE. This is another stupid mean and annoying thing people do but nobody should.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:27, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
::That's what you think, I haven't had Business in 1 Month!--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:31, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars
:::REPLY ON YOUR OWN TALK PAGE MORON DO YOU EVEN READ WHAT I WRITE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE BUSINESS HERE.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:33, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
::::I was trying to get you the Message--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:36, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue
:::::DO IT ON YOUR OWN TALK PAGE, I CAN SEE RC AND WILL PROBABLY CHECK BACK ON IT VERY QUICKLY. Plus it makes conversations HARD to follow if it jumps back and forth between talk pages.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:38, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

== Wikihood III ==

When are you thinking of getting started? {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 18:46, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:When you say so.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 18:48, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::I'm going to see if Ekul's in first. If he is, then we'll start when he's ready. If he doesn't want to participate, then we'll have to see. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 18:55, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Can I help with it? {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 21:45, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::No. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 21:51, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::Can I join? {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 21:54, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::Probably not. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:55, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Yes, you can join, but not yet. A word to the wise: our characters are generally much older than yours, you might want to age 'im up a bit-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 22:19, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::How so? That statement may apply in more ways than one, but seeing as how nobody can ever know Chaos' age, it doesn't matter in the literal department. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:28, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::I was talking to WUJCM, but you might want to make your character differentthan in Wikihood: Redux. PLEASE. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:33, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::My character is 112 in Wikihood. {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 00:29, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::That's too old.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:22, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:Can one of my(different than other Wikihood) characters join? how old do I have to have him? [[User:Myself and I|Myself and I]] 02:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::Wait, Wikihood people are like...teens to adults, right? Maybe I could chuck Ryan and Wolf into Wikihood III. Oh, and by the way, I found a wireless port. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 02:12, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
why chwoka why -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 02:34, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:This wasn't my idea.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:59, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Over night I've begun to have second thoughts. Wikihood has always been a double-edged sword, and I wouldn't like to go through losing another. I don't know if it would be wise to try to make a new one. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 08:28, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:I'm in if there aren't going to be outside references. Well, plot-wise. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 10:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::If Wikihood 3 is made, the premise must be to eliminate the things which have tainted the others. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 10:27, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Sounds good. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 10:55, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Can my character be...21? Then, I'll have a kid, adult, and old version of my character. {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 14:41, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::I just remembered something:

Many moons ago, I'd asked if it was okay for me to create a Wikihood III. Nobody answered, so I just didn't do it. Anyways, I figured I would name it something other than "Wikihood 3" because it would be dumb. Then, seeing as how Wikihood 2 was more commonly Wikihood2, I was out of options. Than i came up with the name '''Wikihood The Third'''. I figured we could call this "Wikihood III" that, seeing as how it was what little bit original it could be. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 16:09, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

== I've got a bone to pick with you. ==

Stop being rude to everyone. The world doesn't revolve around you, you know. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:25, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:That's what he said to me in a Wikihood edit. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:27, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::Chwoka said that to you, or I did? I'm just tired of his arrogance! It's driving me mad! I'm tired of his disrespect! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:33, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Then complain. Or abuse your mod powers. The second is probably a bad idea. I dunno. He doesn't seem to like the 3rd gens, or at least the latter half of them...{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:38, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::It's just, at first, I thought he was a little grumpy. Then, when he turned to swearing and insulting, that's what started me off on him. You may see on my talk page, I tryed to make peace with him, but that was proved unaffective, as I noticed he had still been pushing people around. I'm tired of it. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:43, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::[[Talk:Recollection of the Lost Wikihood|Remember this little gem?]] {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:50, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Tell me about it! Chwoka, this is a warning. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:52, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

arrogance = intolerance of stupidity [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 18:57, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:There's a difference between intolerance of stupidity, and being a jerk. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:59, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::but intolerance of stupidity will cause the jerky behavior and to avoid jerky behavior you must not be stupid but c'mon look at this wiki therefore we are in a vicious cycle [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 19:04, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::It's not intolerance of stupidity. They're attacks. Want proof? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:07, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::not really since I think this entire conversation is pretty stupid and you should stop taking some 13 year old kid on the Internet and his comments so seriously [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 19:20, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::I did. It didn't work. So I'm warning him. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:45, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:If he won't listen to you, he might listen to me. Just a backup plan. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 20:00, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::The world doesn't revolve around biased opinions either. He was expressing his honest opinion. I mean, I'd rather have a brutal, heartless opinion than a happy one. Because truth > lie. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:27, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::I'm not against his honest opinions, I am against his knocking people down with the intention to bring down. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:31, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::: Maybe he's trying to prevent the fanstuff that is utter crap to even see the daylight so that the good fanstuff can exist. LOL NONE EXISTS :V {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:34, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::: I'm fine with that. But you can do that without stuff like this.

*Calling Raiku an Idiot for not doing ''{these tags}'' right.
*Calling Me and Chaos ****** writers.
*Overall, putting people down. THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO GO. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO ENCOURAGE THEM. NOT CRAP ALL OVER THEM AND WHATEVER THEY TRY TO DO.

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:03, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

That last one makes me think he's like Lewis Black. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:04, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

So you only have one point that proves your point since the second is a little thing called "constructive criticsm" (albeit some hefty criticism if that's true) and the third is just a summary. And no, you do not sugarcoat things and plug your ears and go "lalala everybody's special and their fanstuff is so amazing" because then we're just stuck with a bunch of liars and terrible fanstuff. I swear this is like the fifth time I've had to say this. [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 21:06, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Hey, the first thing users need to do is READ THE GUIDELINES. If Raiku read 1.3, he'd know how to do it without this happening. Calling you and Chaos "****** writers" is his own opinion. He probably doesn't mean to put people down either. However, if he admits to all this, he doesn't deserve a warning. Just a message of "don't be TOO negative". {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 21:08, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::We've tried warning him, I also brought that to the sysops attention when he called us bad writers. They didn't even do anything about it. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:10, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::You don't just call someone a ****** writer and expect to get away with it! And I don't care if he didn't mean to offend! He did it anyway, and maybe he should think a bit before saying offensive things like that. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:14, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::can you supply prove that he called a bunch of asteriks that I don't see what they stand for writer because otherwise this argument needs to be concluded [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 21:15, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::[[Talk:Recollection_of_the_Lost_Wikihood|Proof here. It even used to be uncensored.]] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:17, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Broken link is Broken. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:17, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::Fix'd. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:19, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Link to the revision history before the censor. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:21, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:He used the s-word, alright? {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 21:22, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::Why yes he did sirrah {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:23, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::[http://www.clamburger.org/wuw/index.php?title=Talk:Recollection_of_the_Lost_Wikihood&oldid=13591 Proof of swearing.] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:24, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Welp ok then. But I actually agree with him, the people here should definitely learn not to cram in awkward backstories whenever they can and try their hardest not to make characters with intentions of being "cool" or something. That's all my constructive criticism anyways and I bet this POSSES Chwoka off so sorry chwoka [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 21:24, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Even though he is a little rude sometimes(mostly to me), it's just who he is. I remember Noid and Bluebry saying that Chwoka's inconsideration for people's feelings is what makes him awesome. I still don't know what that means, but I think we all should just leave each other alone. We all agree that Chwoka isn't the nicest person in the wiki, but he's just doing his way of constructive criticism. If it's a little too vulgar for this wiki, just censor it like I did. You don't have to start yelling at him and judging him, then you're not being any better than he is. I do agree that if Chwoka does bite the newbies, then a warning is in place, but Raiku isn't really a newb and he should've known better. In tl;dr version, Chwoka is a human/teen too, just one with an attitude, yelling at him will only make it worse, and Raiku is not a newb. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:12, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

I don't yell at them because they're newbs, I yell at them because they're n00bs. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:09, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Yeah, I'm not trying to stop you from doing everything in life, I'm just telling you to lighten up a bit.. a lot. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:34, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
::This will never happen. If a woman can't change a man, you can't change Chwoka. (/lame analogy) {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:57, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Women can give men Sex Changes, therefor we can give him an attitude changing. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:59, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
::::I mean personality wise. Haven't you seen any day-time TV? {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 21:03, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

== I've got a bone to give you. ==

It's in my pants lol

sorry this just had to happen it's too hilarious

i have no opinion on the above topic, but yeah, chwoka's pretty awesome. i still need to look it all over, jcm's tl;dr was helpful though. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 22:18, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

== Swearing Part Two: Eclectic Boogaloo ==

Cut it out, Chwoka. Using the "s-word" is absolutely unacceptable anywhere outside the chatroom. Next time you let it slip out, I'll alert some higher-ups. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:05, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

== Okay so what the hell ==

We're not friends anymore >:000 {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:43, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:I never liked you anyway. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:44, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::You are a stupidhead YES I WENT THERE {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:45, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Yay! A new spot for me! I mean, sorry, Bluebry. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:45, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::: Bluebry, you're a dumbface. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:46, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::::shut the hell up. i dont even want to hear from you {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:48, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::yeah well take [[User:Bluebry|this!]] -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:49, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

== Personal Attacks ==

Please stop before I report you to a mod. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 01:28, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
:The idea was just a demonstration that just because something isn't important doesn't mean that it doesn't deserve to stay - heck, the whole WUW is unimportant when you think abvout it. But, more importantly, it was to get an edit in on the Objection! page we have set up.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:30, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
::Oh, it was also a demonstration on how important nipping these type of problems in the bud ARE, in case they escalate.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:31, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

== GO UPDATE OBEJCTION ==

DO IT {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 02:16, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:SORRY-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:19, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
::Do you think I'm being too comedic here?-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:23, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
What, there's a wookiee on this wiki? Go back to [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]]. --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 02:42, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:gb2sesamestreet nubbie {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:57, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
::CHWOKA IT IS TIME AGAIN COME DO THIS THING [[Special:Contributions/66.30.100.140|66.30.100.140]] 22:51, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
:::FFFFFFFF UPDATE {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:03, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

== Now now... ==

It's just an interactive game. Don't go crazy 'bout it. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:52, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

== College Interview ==

Update. Please. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 01:49, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

== IRC ==

Why did you leave? Noid and cheese lft. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 00:42, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
:i actually do have some interest in objection {{User:The Noid/sig}} 00:44, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

== Trolling ==

You were just trolling on raiku's fanstuff, and were participating in a revert war. Please stop. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

== MFT3K ==

Host Segment 2

Should we start it now? {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 16:27, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

:Yes.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:22, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

== Sig ==

Would you like a sig? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:09, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:he likes none ... i think {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 02:09, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Not from you, Raiku - [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:15, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:Why? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:16, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

== Hello there, sir ==

I would like to request the use of your images for [[JCM's Animation Studio]]. Letting us use these files will be very much appreciated, as we are thriving to become the biggest source of animations on the wiki. {{User:JCM/sig}} 04:30, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
:hell knaw {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::Fine. I don't need your crappy meter, anyway. {{User:JCM/sig}} 04:46, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
:::JCM: what will he do next, ladies and gentlemen? [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 04:50, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

== Second Try ==

Listen, I know you think of me as a third gen, and I may be one, but can we put our differences aside and be friends? I can be a second gen if you open a door for me to become one. {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:06, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
:I've given you chance time and time again, without telling you. You always seem to fall flat on your face. This shall serve as a reminder: someone is watching and keeping score. Maybe not me, but someone. It's called a "reputation", and it's hard to change. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::I know about my reputation, but I've been trying hard to change it, and I've been improving the past month, but the only way for me to be completely cleansed of my past is for me to get your approval. {{User:JCM/sig}} 02:33, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
:::I'll be watching you like a hawk on toast. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 02:58, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

== ZOMG ==

I remember you! :D {{User:Sinta-tan/sig}}
:From where? {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 03:25, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

== Congraturations ==
[[WUW:Acceptance_Speech|Details within]]. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 07:03, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

== Please../ ==

don't delete other people's fanstuff for no reason/ {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:33, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
:No reason? Bahahahahahahano. There was, in fact, a reason - it was:
# Horrible
# Comprised entirely of other people's ideas
So screw you, it's getting deleted. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 03:34, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

== Attack page ==

You do not create pages attacking ANY user for ANY reason, am I clear? --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 05:03, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:Personally, I really don't think Chwoka did anything wrong. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:30, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:can you restore it so i can see whether or not it was offensive {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:35, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::It wasn't necessarily bad. Certain, it would probably get an uptight parent angry, but it really wasn't all that bad. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:48, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:::It's cruel. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:33, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::::it's cool {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::Raiku, learn to take a joke. It's not even that offensive. Just take the time to laugh. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:36, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::Can I make one of ChwokA? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:38, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Meh. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:39, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

== Can I retry? ==

Please? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:26, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:No! {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 02:27, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::You hate me too. Why? It's crap! You know what? I don't care. I hate this wiki because everyone hates me! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:30, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:::But me, CG, and SR. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:31, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:Dear god, NPP, you are the whiniest prick and over-react to every possible situation. He even said that if you failed the audition, you couldn't try again. This is your own fault. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:32, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Chaos: I don't care! Call me a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! Raiku: I don't see why you don't hate me! If I could, I would destroy the WUW! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:34, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

== Mod Template ==

I have scythe's permission to have it there. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:But not mine! BRWHAHAHAHAHA ''{200~ KiB of HAHAHA... removed --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 23:36, 1 April 2009 (UTC)}''

naw but seriosuly okay

{{User:Chwoka/sig}}

That was the biggest edit ever!!! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:15, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

== Hey Chwoka let's riff on RoB ==

Let's riff on RoB

Chwoka hey {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 21:21, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

== "If you give me the link to the game, I'll play it" ==

FOLLOW UP ON YOUR WORD

[[Badstar Strunner: Ace Attorney.]] -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== you are flooding irc ==

please stop it hurts my head and i want to play total drama wiki island {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 20:18, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
:read the summaries. Set your RC to "Advanced" in your preferences, and the flood will be reduced to one line. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

== ehem ==

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j189/HomestarMaximum/Somewhereoutthere.png

--{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 23:59, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

== If you want me to include you in Skullbuggy Drops Acid... ==

You'll have to tell me your first name, so I can use your real-world self, and not just make you one of Wesley's hallucinations. And you probably don't want that. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:56, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

== A giftart approaches! ==

It is early morning, and the night is black and all is still. Carefully taking her weapon of choice from her lair, she stalks the labyrinthine halls. Hearing a brief scuffle of movement, she is alerted to the presence of her prey. On soft, silent feet she quietly pushes aside the barrier. Suddenly, her quarry freezes, sensing her presence, and turns his head to look.

[http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6633/scan0015.png "Huh?"]

The flash of her camera illuminates the basement.

(Drawn and written because I happen to feel like it, whether you do or not.) -[[User:Chmera|Ch'mera]]
:obviously not really spanish.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 00:09, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

* why are "my" eyes on the side of "my" head
* that looks like "my" front, not the back
* my hairline is receding, apparently
** in two dimensions nonetheless
* why is my collar almost as wide as my shoulder
*the distance between the tumb and rest of the fingers is too long on the left hand
* my spine is pointing right, i should probably have that checked out
* my arm is on the wrong side of my body that can't be good
** and it appears it is defying persepctive by pointing backwards
* do i have a left hand or left flipper
* left sleeve is shorter than right sleeve
** left ARM is shorter than the right one too
* and the left one is skinnier too, have I been only using dumbells with one arm?
* is that trashcan on the floor or just floating there
** if it's on the floor, either it's far away or i have really short legs and the table is scaled to fit them
*** and then the table isn't on the wall and the posters are just floating there themselves
* also if that's my back i've got breasts and an hourglass figure
* come to think of it, the entire body looks like it's going the opposite direction of the head, and the neck does not look like it's turning

on the other hand, the table legs are fine {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

::Thanks, was looking for constructive crit. I'll see if I can fix it, I'll update you if and when it is. -[[User:Chmera|Ch'mera]]

== WHAHJHAGjyhasgdhsbaarueiobguivoe5trbyntios dBOuiwevfg5 896GY50V ==

CHANGE MY EMAIL PAGE BACK, YOU RANDOM MOD! [[User:Toonypie|Toonypie]]

== "broke rule 1 of free-for-all week didn't even think that was possible" ==

Raiku breaking rules

It's so possible {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:40, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
:Hey, we all get it. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:31, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

== Chwoka... ==

stop vandalizing Wikihood. You aren't a Wikihood moderator. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:41, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
:I AM EDITOR also i am punishing them for focusing on a fight scene way too much {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::It's their fanstuff. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:44, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
::"wikihood is a publicly-owned entity" {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::"that holds majority of the vote situations(namely on fighting plots)" {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:52, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
::::Still, I kinda liked it better before you touched it... {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 11:19, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

== Regarding Wikihood ==

I see you want to make it better, but I'd rather we stick to our own written work. If you'd like to have a subpage on the Wikihood page for "Chwoka Tidies Up!" episodes, I'm all for it, but I'd rather just leave the current episodes to us and revise them afterward in a new page. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 21:26, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

I gave Foil a physical form using aluminum. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:04, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

:The N.O.X.I.G.A.R. System? Is that something you just thought up of? What do the initials even stand for? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 20:29, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

== ... ==

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3765/110924-27557-deathstroke_super.JPG {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 04:08, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

== You Won ==

You won the [[Weekly Contest]]. 
[[File:Chwokawins.png|700px]] {{User:The thing/sig}} 15:57, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== Your Presidency ==

yeah yeah sure as long as i remain emperor i don't care either way {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:51, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

== You're a mod ==

I'd like to report [[User:Zoo977|Zoo977]] for constant vandalism of my fanstuff, [[Hellius]]. He has also flamed me for the past few weeks, and is a nuisance. Thank you. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:36, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

== Expanding the GAME series ==

Is it okay if I can make a fangame to your GAME series called the FANGAME series? {{User:*Micah*/sig}} 22:15, 29 April 2011 (UTC)
<pre>[12:56:05] <Chwoka> bluby noid micah wants to make a sequel to my GAME 1 series
[12:56:11] <Chwoka> should i let him y/n
[12:56:32] <Bluby> only if it is called GAME 2 and the end has to be a gigantic FUCK YOU
[12:56:45] <NOID> i forgot micah was a thing
[12:56:49] <Chwoka> okay
[12:57:26] <Chwoka> http://wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/GAME_2 actually exists though blubry
[12:57:48] <Bluby> GAME FUCK YOU then
[12:58:09] <Chwoka> okay</pre>

so there's your terms. call it "GAME FUCK YOU" and the ending has to be "FUCK YOU" in giant letters and if it's not i have rights to claim copyright infringement. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 19:59, 18 June 2011 (UTC)
:what when did something happen on #wuw {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:50, 19 June 2011 (UTC)

== chwoka who is your favorite pony ==

mine is fluttershy she is so kawaii :3:3:3:3:3 <(^_^#)> -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:mine is fuck you and your shitty, slammed-together puddle of vomit you call humor. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:38, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
::Badstar, I will punch your face through my screen if you ever do that again. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 05:42, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
:::no you will not {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:00, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
:::wow what did badstar do {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:45, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
::::I automatically want to punch people in the face who use "Kawaii" in an otherwise English sentence, especially in the context of My Little Pony. My rage would have been much worse if he had used the words "Mai Waifu" {{User:Remolay/sig}} 03:19, 1 September 2011 (UTC)
:::::<nowiki>:I</nowiki> {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 05:56, 1 September 2011 (UTC)
::::pfft i liked ponies before i came back here {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:58, 1 September 2011 (UTC)
But really man, thanks for the critique. Slinging insults at me and editing my page without permission is so much better than giving me honest feedback. Thanks, bro. You're a great guy. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:hey he does it to everyone else and they don't complain

:mostly because they're inactive {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::look i don't need to give high-effort, substantial criticism to such an low-effort, insubstantial work and if you can't see exactly why what you made was the shit of the earth, there is NOTHING i could do to make you change perspectives. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::my favorite pony is rainbow dash -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 03:40, 3 September 2011 (UTC)

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2011-08-30T23:59:14Z

NachoMan: it's encouraging me to kick your butt

my little pony: friendship is magic season 2 premiers september 17 mark your calendars

Talk:Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/cereal

2011-08-29T21:47:57Z

NachoMan:

''NACHOMAN: I will pay money to someone who can find anything remotely funny about this scene.''

Okay, the riff that you made about it.

''Checkmate.'' {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:alright alright

:just gimme your bank account and pin # and i'll deposit the money for you -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 21:47, 29 August 2011 (UTC)

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/cereal

2011-08-29T00:59:38Z

NachoMan: riff

Aruseus makes a cereal by using one of his friends.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aruseus Email "natural harvest" '''NACHOMAN:''' vore, gender swapping and now the possibility of cannibalism? this show has something for everyone!</blockquote>

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Homeschool, Lyle, Mitch, Commecrial Aruseus, Foxx

Places: Computer Room, TLA Kitchen, Lyle's Room, TLA Living Room, TV Commecrial,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' How is a tv ''commercial'' a place? '''SKUB:''' He spelled it wrong twice which leads me to believe he either didn't have spellcheck or he was too busy playin' whack-a-mole to Lugia's backsprite</blockquote>

The Field ''{easter egg}''

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 3rd, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, E-mail never ends.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh I ''love'' that song</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: cereal?</div>
Sup, Aruman? 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' more like YOU CANNOT BEAT KUKI OTOKO ライアンはひどいモンスターです</blockquote>
I was thinking... you need a break- 
fast cereal. Like, badly. 
-Uhh... not Zippy. Yeah.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' nehehenehen BUT GUESS WHO IT ''WAS'' '''NACHOMAN:''' it was you, skub. you did this.</blockquote>

''{Aruseus says breakfast as "break fast"}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ''but that's not the correct pronunciation!!''</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Breakfast cereal? I don't know what I'd call it! I guess I should start making it. ''{leaves}''

''{Cut to the TLA Kitchen, Aruseus is''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''weeping into a bowl of Kix Berries. He looks back on the task he had so eagerly and foolishly accepted responsibility for. He should have never started his show. It was too much stress--execs barging in during his every waking hour, asking for this, that, the other thing... He had destroyed friendships, he let the power get to his head, and now he was completely alone. Aruseus held back his tears for too long and now, pistol in hand, cold metal against his temple, he could finally let it out.''</blockquote>

''stirring something. Tom walk in}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' he cant afford multiple walks</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, Tom! I'm making cereal!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "Look I was just walking through don't try to start a conversation okay"</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' Aw, great. Don't blow up our house like you did with Homeschool Winner's.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' see i dan't THINKKKKK HOMESTOOL WINNER GETS ALL THE RESPENCT HE DESERVES</blockquote>

He's living with us for now,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the worst way to inform the reader of anything is to explain it to a character who ''should already know''</blockquote>

and He's making good friends with Lyle.

'''{Cut to Lyle's Bedroom, Homeschool and Lyle are playing chess}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Your move.

''{Lyle moves a piece, Homeschool takes his piece''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''and caps Lyle. Stone cold.''</blockquote>

''}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Checkmate.

'''LYLE:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I will pay money to someone who can find anything remotely funny about this scene.</blockquote>

''{Cut back to the TLA Kitchen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' I see. Now go away! It's a surprise!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's ''cereal''. '''NACHOMAN:''' you ''just'' said you were making cereal</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' M'kay.

<blockquote class="email">
Three minutes later...
</blockquote>

''{Cut to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' So there you have it, Notzipperedpants. My commercial starts in 2 minutes!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' that's not how that wor--</blockquote>

Gotta run ''{leaves}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Gotta go FASTER FASTER FASTERFASTERSONIC X</blockquote>

''{Cut to TLA Living Room, Mitch and Aruseus are sitting on the sofa''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Here it comes!

'''MITCH:''' Aw, great.

''{A commercial starts, much like the Meet Marshie toon, A mugshot of Aruseus appears}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{all the riffers jump back with fear}'' </blockquote>

'''COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS:''' Tired of stupid

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' email shows</blockquote>

breakfast cereals? No more Temporarios for you?

{An orange box of cereal appears and it says "Bluecubes", with a picture of a spoon with blue-cubes in it}''

'''COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS:''' Try new Bluecubes! They are very chewy and delicious! Try 'em today!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'd make a joke about Tyrian but literally nobody would get it so instead I'm going to do something gross like I always do. ''{Skub burps half-heartedly.}''</blockquote>

''{Commercial ends}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "honey, what did we just watch?"</blockquote>

'''MITCH:''' That sucked.

''{Foxx enters, he only has one leg}''

'''FOXX:''' Hey, Mitch. You wanna know what Bluecubes are made from?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Blue... bries?</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, carp. Gotta run. ''{runs out}''

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing quickly, as if in a rush}'' Ok, Whatsherface. I made a cereal. Bye!

''{Fox runs in}''

'''FOXX:''' Come back here! I'll-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "touch yer pud fer half a spud" '''CHWOKA:''' Has that meant anything ever? '''SKUB:''' Look i'm TRYING TO IMPLY THEYRE FUCKIN</blockquote>

''{The camera zooms out to show Tom chewing on Foxx's other leg}''

'''FOXX:''' DO you MIND!?

'''TOM:''' Sorry!

''{Foxx is stuggling, trying to get his other leg out of Tom's clutches, the leg pops off of Foxx's body, and Tom eats it}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' how rangdom</blockquote>

'''FOXX:''' CRAP! ''{Tom throws him}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' you know when the fox guy entered my first thought was, "oh the cereal makes you turn into one of those modular characters that ryans always jacking it to", but I just now got that the cereal was made from the leg. um, why?</blockquote>

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on Foxx's leg to see a scene.

''{Cut to the Field, Foxx, with no back legs is scraping with his hands}''

'''FOXX:''' ''{panting}'' I'll...hurt you...bad...Aru...seus...

*Click on "Notzipperedpants" to see a pair of jeans with its fly open
*Wait 5 seconds at the end of the email to hear a secret line.

'''TOM:''' Oooh....meaty...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' sdfkdjdl</blockquote>

== Fun Facts ==
*This is another instance of Aruseus saying carp instead of crap.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh please whatever you do please don't make this a running gag. '''NACHOMAN:''' um, excuse me but in line 27 aruseus referred to Zippy as "whatserface" which is a reference to teen girl squad yet I do not see it listed here in the fun facts what gives author man???</blockquote>

Talk:Main Page

2011-08-28T03:28:36Z

NachoMan: /* GUYS */

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails

2011-08-27T04:32:52Z

NachoMan: chwoka i am fixing your mistakes but JUST THIS ONCE OKAY

=Opening Comments=
''{Open to Chwoka on the town, driving in a T-Bird, bitches draped over his arms.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' YEAH FUCK YOU I'M POP STAR KING OF POP!!!

''{Cut to the MFT3K Place. Where is that? Who cares}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm bored. I want to riff something because I'm bored.

'''BLUBY:''' tell me about it

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh! Hey, Zarel Emails had like 10 that we didn't do! Maybe we can go back and do those?

'''BLUBY:''' i ain't in the mood for yellow dragon action

''{Suddenly, Skub enters with a tower of VHS tapes in a wagon.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''I FOUND A FUCKIN GOLDMINE''

'''NACHOMAN:''' What, the new Zarel Emails?

'''SKUB:''' ... Close.

''{Skub takes a VHS from the top of the mountain, careful not to topple it. He shows the tape to his friends who suddenly scream in horror.}''

'''SKUB:''' Yes! ''YEEEEEEES!''

''{Skub turns to the viewer and holds the tape up to them.}''

'''SKUB:''' BEFORE THERE WAS ZAREL THERE WAS

=Aruseus Emails=
[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|center|[[WUW:Fanstuff of the Fortnight|Fanstuff of the Fortnight]], August 1, 2008]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I don't see why we'd riff something of such upstanding quality. Have you seen his award? If not, let me just toss it in your face the second you load the page. '''SKUB:''' Well the problem ''can't'' be that people can't vote for shit! The vox populi always chooses right. '''CHWOKA:''' I won this award for MFT3K back when it only had four pages. It's not that much of an accomplishment.</blockquote>

{{profanity}}

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' and really disturbing crap like splitting bodies and vore. can we get a warning for that? '''SKUB:''' Nah we can deal.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
[[Image:Aruseusbanner.PNG]]
[[/???|?]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'd link that but it's a shitty mspaint picture. So let's not bother.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

==Computers==
===Season 1===

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the best fan fictions are the ones that treat themselves like television shows '''SKUB:''' But but but Coach Z Emails :( '''CHWOKA:''' But but but SHUT UP.</blockquote>

==== Lappy 486 ====
Emails: 1 - 9

This is Aruseus' first computer. It comes with e-mail function and good graphics. 5-minute battery life! Yay!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Lappy's Interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's a good thing he rendered this, otherwise we wouldn't know this obscure laptop that is presumably from this cartoon and this one alone. '''CHWOKA:''' also since when is the lappy gray '''BLUBY:''' AWW HELLA SWEET NITPICK BRO '''CHWOKA:''' YOU KNOW IT ''{Bluby and Chwoka ""plank""}''</blockquote>

Unfortunately, the Lappy died in email 9, due to an overload of E's.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' don't do club drugs </blockquote>

==== T-Comp 400X ====
Email: 10, 45

Tom's computer. Can check emails.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' What, no backstory? What about the T-Comp's struggle with alcoholism leading up to a failed suicide? And then he gets eaten by a giant dragon?</blockquote>

<blockquote class="tcomp400x">
The T-Comp's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

The T-Comp 400X died in email 45, when Aruseus tries to re-install Alpha Stan using an infected disc.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' it was all moldy and eww</blockquote>

==== Intell 600 ====
Emails: 11-19 1/2, 25-30

This is Aruseus' second computer. It is better than the first but works the same.

<blockquote class="aruseus">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Intell's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Sadly, the Intell 600 got hammered

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' fuckin' HAMMERED</blockquote>

after getting a virus.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Geek Squad does fast work.</blockquote>

==== Fang's NightPilot ====
Emails: 19 1/2 - 23

Aruseus goes on vacation and leaves Fang to run his email show. Fang checks Aruseus' email on this.

<blockquote class="aruseusfang">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The NightPilot's interface looks like

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' shit. '''NACHOMAN:'''my favorite computers are the ones where you have to lean back a little to read the screen</blockquote>

this.
</blockquote>

Fang died, so the NightPilot was sold on eStrong.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Where's my spoiler alert you crotchtree</blockquote>

===Season 2===
==== A-Tech 950 ====
Emails: 31-38, 40-45

Aruseus' third computer, bought after the Intell got hammer'd.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' BUT DOES IT HAVE EMAIL FUNCTION?! I DON'T KNOW, IT DOESN'T SAY</blockquote>

==== Taily 400 ====
Email: 39

This is Kyubii's computer.

<blockquote class="kyubii">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Taily's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

===Season 3===

==== E-Mach 1000 ====

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' finally, a good fast computer.</blockquote>

Emails: 45 1/2-85

This is Aruseus' 4th computer. Yet again, it's another laptop.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' i am so fucking TIRED of all this PORTABILITY i am going to eat myself BLIND and walk around with not my LEGS but a SEGWAY. '''CHWOKA:''' a broken one because seriously: PORTABILITY.</blockquote>

It technically came in Season 2, but it's back for more.

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The E-Mach's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Aruseus blew the E-Mach up somehow in a fit of rage.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' How do you... not... know how?</blockquote>

==== SkyPod ====
Emails: 86 - ?

The SkyPod is a white PDA that Aruseus recieved from Sky Shaymin.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The SkyPod's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

==Scroll Button Songs==
101-105: Checkin emails from college...send me your questions and I'll answer theeeem!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' what an awesome song</blockquote>

100: Well, I'm off to college. Happy 100th email everyone.

91-99: INSERT SCROLL BUTTON SONG HERE.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh, come on! Even ''I'' was ingenious enough to write Coach Z email raps for all my Coach Z Emails. Which was like... eight.</blockquote>

90: Home...I'm scrollin' at home again...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Honey I Scrolled The Kids</blockquote>

86-89: Well, Shaymin sent me the SkyPod, Fang's joined us, could it get any better down here?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Only if you get forest fire murdered! '''CHWOKA:''' they can't trace a fire when you BURN ALL THE EVIDENCE</blockquote>

76-85: Blue skies, white sand,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' green grass, high tides ''{pavlovian vomit orgy}''</blockquote>

seizure-inducing arcade games, I'm down the shore!

71-75: Hoo! Hah! Huh! I'm back in white! Don't start a fight! Trust me everything's gonna be alright!

70: I'm going to the Wiki User Wiki. Meet me there!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'll go out of my way ''not'' to!</blockquote>

61-69: Aruseus Emails. Where there's smoke, they pinch back!

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{we haven't even got to the emails and skub is already having a vomit seizure}'' ''{NOT TRUE i'm only pissing all over my pants}''</blockquote>

60: Ooh. Scrolling on Decemberween.

56-59: I love all my emails. I love scroll buttons more!

55: Gonna scroooooooll...check emails...and save the world.

51-54: Livin' large with scroll buttons...

50: Yay for 50 emails! This one's animated. ''{scrolls arrow over "demented"}''

48: Woah! One email over Tampo!

46-47, 49: A-scrolla scrolla. Skuk-Skuh-Skuh-roll buttons.

45 1/2: Check-check-check it out! The E-Mach is here!

45: ''{sigh}'' Still trying to find one... ''{there is no computer, but a note with the email titles}''

38-44: ''{rapping}'' Kids don't play wit 2 many scroll buttons! C'mon C'mon!

37: ARUSEUS EMAILS IS THE FCE WITH THE MOST EMAILS! WAH-HOH! Take THAT, NeoStinkoman!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' HEADLINE: NEOSTINKOMAN COMMITS SHOTGUN SUICIDE AFTER BEING SURPASSED IN AMOUNT OF EMAILS</blockquote>

34-36: Email is shweet! Email is awexome! So is scrolling too!

31-33: Yet again, another new compy.

26-30: ARGBLBLBLBLBL............email is cool.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' please stop being alive</blockquote>

25: This scroll song goes out to my 25th email!

20-24: ''{The Intell 600 sits on the desk with a note saying, "Aruseus is on vacation. He has left Fang to run his show."}''

*Wait 10 seconds and Foxx will walk by.

'''FOXX:''' ''{reads note}'' This cannot end well. ''{leaves}''

14-19: Emails can be awesome, but some just aren't.

11-13: Ahahaha!!! A new computer! A new scroll button too!

9-10: *sigh* I'll miss you, Lappy 486!

6-9: Ooh. Scrolly...and buttony.

1-6: I don't have a sroll button, cuz I just STARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

==Page Titles==

'''Lappy 486!''' (1-8)

'''Farewell, Lappy.''' (9)

'''T-Comp 400X!!!''' (10)

'''Lappy 486? Nope.''' (11)

'''Intell 600!''' (12-19) (24-29)

'''NightPilot Time!''' (191/2-23)

'''?!006 lletnI''' (30)

'''No more Intell, I'm afraid.''' (31)

'''A-Tech 950!''' (32-38) (41-44)

'''A-Tech 950 is a little broke now.''' (39)

'''A-Tech rides again!''' (40)

'''A-Tech 950!? Alpha Stan!? T-Comp 400X!? What's going on!?''' (45)

'''A-Tech 950 Replaced''' (451/2)

'''E-Mach 1000!''' (46-70)

'''The new age of Arumail!''' (71-84)

'''Action 52 SUCKS!''' (85)

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' take a diarrhea dump in my ear am i right guys '''SKUB:''' I'd rather have a lava dog take a diarrhea dump everywhere than read THESE emails</blockquote>

'''SkyPod!''' (86-?)

==Emails and stuff!==

Big emails, meaing ones with epic battles or serious stuff, are italicised.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i can only hope there's plenty of those '''SKUB:''' Does it note how many buildings are smashed/how many pop starlets are TOTALLY KILLED BECAUSE THEYRE NOT AS GOOD AS FUCKIN AWESOME KORN</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe menu</div>
Emails 
Season 1: The Epic Beginning 
 
1. [[/variations|variations]] 
2. [[/jlammy|jlammy]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh get jackhammer fucked.</blockquote>
3. [[/band|band]] 
4. [[/worst thing|worst thing]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh look, it just links back to this page</blockquote>
5. [[/catchphrase|catchphrase]] 
6. [[/blorf|blorf]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' looks like aruseus is going to check his email... too bad all he'll be checking today is a load of BLAM! '''SKUB:''' Yow</blockquote>
7. [[/adventure|adventure]] 
8. [[/cereal|cereal]] 
9. [[/lappyend|lappy's end???]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I give the next computer two emails tops.</blockquote>
10. [[/jokes|jokes]] 
11. [[/shoe|shoe]] 
12. [[/video game|video game]] 
13. [[/news|news progrum]] 
14. [[/nemesis|nemesis]] 
15. [[/evil|evil]] 
16. [[/tripleemail|triple mail!]] 
17. [[/aot|aruseus of town]] 
18. [[/oddities|oddities]] 
19. [[/funny|funny stuff]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I wonder if this link even ''works''</blockquote>
20. [[/japanese cartoon|Japanese cartoon]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' can't wait for this gem</blockquote>
21. [[/bluefeet|blue feet]] 
22. [[/world's end|world's end]] 
23. [[/music video|music video]] 
24. ''[[/death|death]]'' 
<blockquote class="mft3k">''{cheering is heard from all four riffers}'' </blockquote>
25. [[/kyubii|kyubii]] - pic included 
26. [[/crapmail|crapmail]] 
27. [[/hatefang|hatred of fang]] 
28. [[/movie|movie]] 
29. [[/tripleemail2|triple mail part deuce]] 
30. ''[[/virus|virus]]'' 
 
Season 2: Viruses Won't Stop The Aruman 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' But A Crossbow Will</blockquote>
 
31. [[/letter|made-up letter]] 
32. [[/timemachine|time machine]] 
33. [[/squids|squids]] 
34. ''[[/kraxario|The Legend of Kraxario: A Trip to 30X2]]'' 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Uncle Kraxario was okay but Follow Me gets old after a while</blockquote>
35. [[/danestar|danestar]] 
36. [[/puppetshow|puppet show ideas]] 
37. [[/tripleemail3|triple mail three]] 
38. [[/plates|plates]] 
39. [[/differentbody|different body]] 
40. [[/pvsf|Pter Vs. Fang]] 
41. [[/coffee|coffee]] 
42. [[/moviecritcs|movie critics]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' HELLO IM THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEENWHEENWHEENWHEEN MY BABY VOICE IS ENDEARING AS SHIT</blockquote>
43. [[/horrormovies|horror movies]] 
44. [[/tripleemail4|triple mail four]] 
45. ''[[/virus2|Virus Reloaded]]'' 
46. [[/boredom|boredom]] 
47. [[/random|randomocity]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">''{bluebry throws a pie in chwoka's face and chwoka licks it up with a very big tongue}'' '''CHWOKA:''' mmm, almost as good as tacos!! </blockquote>
48. [[/tripleemail5|the 5th triplemail]] 
49. [[/killer|Killer Riolu]] 
50. [http://tinyurl.com/2cazub demented] <- download it to watch it. 
51. [[/summer|summer plans]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' constant masturbation</blockquote>
52. [[/biketheif|bike theif]] 
53. [[/gaming|systems of gaming]] 
54. [[/skewl|school daze]] 
55. ''[[/ultimatum|ultimatum]]'' 
56. [[/inboxclean|inbox cleaning]] 
57. [[/slumber|slumber party times]] <- Badstar doin this one 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh fucking no</blockquote>
58. [[/movienight|movie night]] 
59. [[/pizza|pizza joint]] 
60. [[/decemberween|decemberween TV]] 
61. [[/yotw|year of the wolf]] 
62. [[/triplets|triplet care]] 
63. [[/tahu|tahu]] 
64. [[/star|starring aruseus]] 
65. [[/kilroy|Kilroy]] 
66. [[/amongbrawlers|Among the Brawlers]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''i love smash bros brawl more than i love muscly dragons splitting themselves apart and god knows i love that''</blockquote>
67. [[/manyq|Many Questions, and a Long Email]] 
68. [[/stuff|I'll grab my stuff!]] 
69. [[/triplemail6|three emails for the sixth time]] 
70. ''[[/strike|The Strike]]'' 
 
Season 3: Ryan and the New Gang 
 
71. [[/IOU|IOU]] 
72. [[/yearbook|yearbooks]] 
73. [[/robbed|robbery]] 
74. [[/cleaning|end-of-spring cleaning]] 
75. ''[[/B4YS|Battle For Your Soul]]'' 
76. [[/fangmail|Fang's Email]] 
77. [[/summer2|summer 2008]] 
78. [[/lifeordeath|life or death?]] 
79. [[/court|OBJECTION!]] 
80. [[/deoxys|deoxys hunt]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh a pokemon crossover awesome cool fantastic</blockquote>
81. [[/theshow|le show]] 
82. [[/plans|dumb plans]] 
83. [[/football|It's A Football! I chisled it!]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">''{okay i'm throwing up now i'm throwing up into the air it's a geyser and i swallow it again and i throw up for infinity}''</blockquote>
84. [[/pokemans|pokemanz]] 
85. [[/action52|action 52]] 
86. [[/girlfriend|girlfriend]] 
87. [[/wolfstarter|Wolf's Pokemon]] 
88. [[/tragedies|tragedies]] 
89. [[/airman|Airman?]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''I WONDER IF THIS MOTHERFUCKER CAN BEAT AIR MAN BECAUSE I HEARD AIR MAN IS UNSTOPPABLE EXCUSE ME, ''EIYA MAN GA TAOSENAI'''''</blockquote>
90. [[/homecoming|homecoming]] 
91. [[/magictricks|magic trickery]] 
92. [[/asianfoods|asian foods]] 
93. [[/questing|questing]] 
94. [[/ib2|inbox cleaning 2]] 
95. [[/birthday|birthday]] 
96. [[/grandpa|grandpa]] 
97. [[/brother|Lucas' brother?!]] 
98. [[/megaman|Megaman]] 
99. [[/triplemail7|Guess what this is number seven]] 
100.[[/media|media]] 
 
Season 4: Aruseus University 
 
101.[[/bts|Back To School?!]] 
102.[[/summercamp|summer camp]] 
103.''[[/msw|murder she wrote]]'' 
104.''[[/Badstar5|murder she wrote 2: courtroom drama]]'' 
105.''[[/msw3|murder she wrote 3: the return]]'' 
106.[[/gender|gender swap]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' why</blockquote>
107.[[/spring|spring break]] 
108.[[/moreq|more effing questions]] 
109.[[/vore|vore fest]] <- new 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' '''''why'''''</blockquote>
110.''[[/armageddon|armageddon]]'' <- Oh ''{bleep}''. 

 
Not Quite Emails

19 1/2: [[/vacation|vacation]] - Aruseus goes on vacation until after email 24 and entrusts Fang with his email show. 
36 1/2: [[/mostemails|most emails]] - Aruseus' show becomes the show with the most emails! 
45 1/2: [[/newcompy|new compy]] - Aruseus gets a new computer. 
68 1/2: [[/brawl|Brawling]] - Aruseus waits for SSBB. 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' sounds exciting!!!</blockquote>
74 1/2: [[/snaps|Brawling 2]] - Aruseus shows us some snapshots in Fan Costumes 'X6 Style. 
105 1/2: [[/baby|Baby]] - The chops have been busted. The ripoff artist gets ripped off. {{Well}} 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' i am the ourobouros of throwing up</blockquote>
107 1/2: [[/110preview|armageddon preview]] - Get a look at the next upcoming email. 
RINGER Music Vids NEW! 
 
1. [[/ProgrammmedToFight|Programmed to Fight]] - Programmed to Fight is a song done by The Megas. It is a remake of the music of CrashMan's stage in MM2, with added words.

{{User:Cyrus/sig}}

Other Stuff

*[[/runninggags|Running Gags]]

</blockquote>

==Rock Opera of sorts==

Includes some Not Quites and Bonus Emails.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Rock opera in progress</div>
[[Aruseus Emails/variations|How]]
[[Aruseus Emails/jlammy|can't]]
[[Aruseus Emails/band|we]]
[[Aruseus Emails/worst thing|surprise]]
[[Aruseus Emails/catchphrase|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/blorf|date]]
[[Aruseus Emails/adventure|down]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cereal|Bluecubes]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lappyend|error]]?
[[Aruseus Emails/jokes|Sweet]]
[[Aruseus Emails/shoe|carp!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/video game|Watch]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ehp i'm dry i'm gonna stop by the snack cart</blockquote>

[[Aruseus Emails/news|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/nemesis|potato]]
[[Aruseus Emails/evil|kick]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail|me,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/aot|untill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/oddities|''I'']]
[[Aruseus Emails/funny|fall]]
[[Aruseus Emails/vacation|away!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/japanese cartoon|Robot]]
[[Aruseus Emails/bluefeet|friends]]
[[Aruseus Emails/world's end|Suudsu]]
[[Aruseus Emails/music video|butt]]
[[Aruseus Emails/death|Laser]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kyubii|bust.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/crapmail|YEAH!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/hatefang|Hear]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movie|plans,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail2|Astromund,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus|there]]
[[Aruseus Emails/letter|obey]]
[[Aruseus Emails/timemachine|floats]]
[[Aruseus Emails/squids|Roundy-man.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kraxario|Father]]
[[Aruseus Emails/danestar|comedy]]
[[Aruseus Emails/puppetshow|sky-high]]
[[Aruseus Emails/mostemails|drive]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail3|kids]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plates|fiery]]
[[Aruseus Emails/differentbody|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pvsf|kicking]]
[[Aruseus Emails/coffee|walls.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/moviecritcs|Whatever]]
[[Aruseus Emails/horrormovies|horrific]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail4|aerodynamic]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus2|peas]]
[[Aruseus Emails/newcompy|used]]
[[Aruseus Emails/boredom|brew]]
[[Aruseus Emails/random|forces]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail5|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/killer|kill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/demented|your]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer|BROTHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/biketheif|Painful]]
[[Aruseus Emails/gaming|Chimp-icide]]
[[Aruseus Emails/skewl|choco-choco-chip!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ultimatum|Best]]
[[Aruseus Emails/inboxclean|chewing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/slumber|be]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movienight|suckiest]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pizza|dish,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/decemberween|Y'all!]]
Algernon solo!
[[Aruseus Emails/yotw|
BLEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRFFFFFF!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplets|Brawlers]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tahu|add]]
[[Aruseus Emails/star|ein]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kilroy|Aura]]
[[Aruseus Emails/amongbrawlers|housebroken]]
[[Aruseus Emails/manyq|fairy.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/stuff|WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail6|STARSTORM!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/strike|Sorry.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/IOU|Bendy straw]]
[[Aruseus Emails/yearbook|runner-up]]
[[Aruseus Emails/robbed|ponder.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cleaning|Ow! Oof! Orf!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/B4YS|Skidoosh.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/fangmail|WUT?!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer2|Mario]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lifeordeath|flat]]
[[Aruseus Emails/court|bailed]]
[[Aruseus Emails/deoxys|cookie...]]
[[Aruseus Emails/theshow|Parker!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plans|Dangerous]]
[[Aruseus Emails/football|landing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pokemans|Pokemon]]
[[Aruseus Emails/action52|scares]]
[[Aruseus Emails/girlfriend|breath]]
[[Aruseus Emails/wolfstarter|Mudkip]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tragedies|method.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/airman|EEP.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/homecoming|Just]]
[[Aruseus Emails/magictricks|beef]]
[[Aruseus Emails/asianfoods|purely]]
[[Aruseus Emails/questing|gotten over]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ib2|trashed.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/birthday|YAHOO!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/grandpa|Grizzled]]
[[Aruseus Emails/brother|GREYSKULL!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/megaman|Doughnuts?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail7|HA!]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'm back what did I miss</blockquote>

[[Aruseus Emails/media|Okkusenman! Okkusenman!]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Skub erupts into a krakatoa, like literally he shoots lava everywhere}''</blockquote>

[[Aruseus Emails/bts|Live on...right?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summercamp|Total]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw|sleuths!]]
[[Objection!/Badstar5|GOTCHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw3|Shinguard]]

'''STILL IN PROGRESS'''

</blockquote>

==Inbox==

Want to email him?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' you know it</blockquote>

Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]].

{{FotF Icon}}

=Closing Comments=

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/adventure

2011-08-27T04:27:54Z

NachoMan: riff

Aruseus goes on an adventure.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Zippy,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' NO '''GODDAMMIT'''</blockquote>

Strong Bad, Anthruseus, Zippy K,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' so good he's in here twice</blockquote>

Foxx

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Is a foxx like a raunchier fox</blockquote>

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Lawn, TLA Living Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 2nd, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Here's an email, there's an email, and another little email.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: adventure!</div>
Yo, Aruseus, 
Have you ever had a crazy adventure? 
- Zippy</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Zippy. I apperciate you emailing me to boost the email count to surpass yours, but can't someone else email me?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Don't look a gift horse in the dick, you cock</blockquote>

Ah well.''{clears screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Adventures, eh, Zipmiester?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' zippy got that nickname from the bdsm party where the zipper on his mask broke and well I guess you had to be there</blockquote>

Well there was that one time you lead us in that screwed up army...

''{Cut to The Field, like it was in [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war]]}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' You know how happy I am that those links don't work? ''Immensely''.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Argh... what are you guys doing?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{Strong Bad then walks offscreen, having fulfilled his contractual agreements}''</blockquote>

'''LYLE:''' ''(Fighting for our country!)''

'''TOM:''' Go us!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Must... pee...

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' And then there was that time my future self nearly destroyed you...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' you know what this show needs more of? time travel.</blockquote>

''{Cut to Zippy's Lawn, like it was in [[Zippy Emails/future|future shock]]}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' GOD JUST LET ME PUNCH ''SOMETHING''</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{walking onscreen}'' Hey, guys, how's it going?

'''ZIPPY:''' Oh, nothing out of the ordinary--my future self is here, and so is yours.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ah, I see. The usual fare. Wait-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "that's wacky and not what's expected at aaaa''AAAAAA''LLL"</blockquote>

''{Anthruseus suddenly runs up to Zippy K and punches him.}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' humor AND action? this show's got it all!!</blockquote>

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' And who can forget the time I single-handedly pummeled the Blorf Mice?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' that's still the worst name for anything ever</blockquote>

Ah well, I won't get to that. Hey! I might get into another wild adventure! In fact, I'll go on one NOW! ''{rushes out}''

''{The Paper comes down, It reads, "There he goes again..."}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' hehehehehehehe ''{slaps his knee}''</blockquote>

''{Cut to a 20X6 field, with Zippy K and Anthruseus fighting to the death}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!

'''ZIPPY K:''' Not if I could help it! ''{jumps and kicks, but misses}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' You are going down! ''{Punches Zippy K offscreen, "PLAYER 1 WINS" appears onscreen, zooms out to reveal Tom and Aruseus playing a video game, Lyle and Foxx are watching}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' YES! I win again!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' DAMN looks like we got St. Elsewhere'd</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' Dang it! Your pretty freakin' good.

'''ARUSEUS:''' I know. Hey, Foxx! Wanna play?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i bet mr. fox will be fantastic at this game</blockquote>

'''FOXX:''' You are going down.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' PLEASE SAY THAT's THE END OF THE SENTENCE</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok! I'll set you up!

'''TOM:''' I'm outta here. ''{leaves}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i hope everyone caught that hilarious punchli- oh wait there wasn't one</blockquote>

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Wait five seconds for Foxx to say something.

'''FOXX:''' Hahaha! I win!

'''ARUSEUS:''' DANG!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' well worth the wait</blockquote>

== Fun Facts ==

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' What is fun about this. Literally what.</blockquote>

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/blorf

2011-08-27T04:17:10Z

NachoMan: riff

Aruseus is attacked by vermin.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Blorf Mice, Arrow'd Guy, Anthruseus, Cheerleader, Algernon

Places: Computer Room, Piece of Paper

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 1st, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Time for some Febuary email.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' email crop's comin in good this month</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: TURDUCKENS!!!!!111SHIFTONE</div>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' teehee turd</blockquote>

Aruseus, 
Blorf. 
- Algernon, Blorf Mice Leader
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' see this is why nobody uses email anymore</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Blorf? That's it? Is it like secret code for something?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Ever heard of the hanky code? Well it's sorta like that. "Blorf" means you're into pegging.</blockquote>

I know how to solve this! DEL- Nah. That would be unethical and too orignial.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the joke is he's a hack</blockquote>

I know how to solve it!

''{The background changes to a Teen Girl Squad stlye comic, a drawing of Aruseus is on it and the words: Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice!}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' No, actually this is a lot worse. This is actually really worse.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice! Starring ME!

''{The scene changes to drawn Aruseus walking on a field}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' it's too bad this is only a transcript otherwise we'd be treated to ryan's attempts to draw bad on purpose</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Here I am, walking to the store!

''{Blorf Mice enter''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''the dragon''</blockquote>

''}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Blorf mice...

'''MICE:''' Blorf.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh no, what will I do?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i ''guess'' i'd better swallow them all whole</blockquote>

''{Arrow'd Guy enters, there is a portal in his mouth,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' the gape is a lie henenehehe</blockquote>

''and Anthruseus comes out, performing a flying kick.}''

'''ARROW'D GUY:''' FUTURE SELF'D!

'''MICE:''' BLORFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' that's the sound i make when i purge my 50 chicken mcnuggets combo meal w/ a drink</blockquote>

''{Cheerleader enters}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Thank you, big hot fursona man! Wanna date?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' , said nobody in the entire world</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sure!

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' There ya' go, Algie. I beat your forces! I am the best!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "the doctor was right! drawing comics in which i have real friends really DOES boost my self esteem!"</blockquote>

''{Algernon enters}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I wonder if he brought flowers? Get it it's a book joke,</blockquote>

'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf.

'''ARUSEUS:''' AAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' REAL MONSTERS???</blockquote>

''{Aruseus runs out, Algernon jumps up to the Lappy}''

'''ALGERNON:''' ''{typing}'' Blorf.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ableist</blockquote>

''{Tom runs in with a broom}''

'''TOM:''' Come back here, pudding thieves!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aughg for FUCK'S SAKE</blockquote>

'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf.

'''TOM:''' Don't you blorf me! Now SCRAM!

'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf! ''{runs out}''

'''TOM:''' Mice suck.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Whadda punchline!</blockquote>

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
none yet

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' he's been putting together these easter eggs for four years</blockquote>

== Fun Facts ==

*Algernon, leader of the Blorf Mice, got his name from the mouse Algernon in the story, "Flowers for Algernon."

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "I read a book once, in case any of you ladies out there find that shit attractive"</blockquote>

* A fursona is the animal character used by a furry. Not that Aruseus is a furry.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' He absolutely is. '''NACHOMAN:''' there is literally no doubt in my mind that he is</blockquote>

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/catchphrase

2011-08-25T04:37:27Z

NachoMan: riff :)

Aruseus thinks of a catchphrase. ZIPPYMAIL CROSSOVER!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' HEY SKUB. HEY. SKUB HEY. HEY SKUB '''GET ''A LOAD OF THIS'''''</blockquote>

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Vector Strong Bad ''{easter egg}'' Tom, Coach Z, Zippy, Homestar ''{easter egg}''

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Bedroom

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 28th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe", to the tune pf

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' pfffffff</blockquote>

the Homestar Runner theme song}'': Aaaaaaaa-ruuuuu-seee-us.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: phrase</div>
Aruses, 
You need a catchphrase. 
- Zi- I mean Mitch</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Aw great. An email that will make my head explode...from thinking too much.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' or simply thinking at all HAHAHAthe joke is that you're dumb</blockquote>

''{clears screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Zimitichi, I have no idea what my catchphrase would be. I think I'll have to ask some people. ''{leaves}''

''{Cut to the field, Tom is there with Coach Z}''

'''TOM:''' So I was telling him about how wrong it is to auction my Shploitz and-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' hah what kind of crazy conversation were they ahving??? there</blockquote>

''{Aruseus walks in}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey guys. Do any of you two know of something I could use as a catchphrase?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "if I give you something will you please leave"</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' No, not really.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Carp. I mean crap! What about you, Coach?

'''COACH Z:''' Sorry, man! I'm drawering a blornk!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Or'm Corch Zor!!!! Soriourslor!!!</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Double carp.

''{Aruseus walks off, Cut back to Lappy.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Guh-blargh. I talked to everyone and no good ideas. Wait. there is another...

'''TOM:''' Aruseus, I'm going to the li-berry to pick up a book for Lyle. I think Zippy's there.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Thats it! ''{runs out}''

''{Cut to Zippy's Bedroom}''

'''ZIPPY:''' What does my name mean? Come on... speak to me... wait, I know! ... Wait, no.

''{Aruseus walks in.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Aruseus closes the door slowly behind him, then pushes it in hard to make sure it's shut for sure. He slowly approaches Zippy, his hands in his pockets, nonchalant. 
"Aruseus, what are you doing?" Zippy asked, a slight bit of panic in his voice. 
"Zippy..." Aruseus began, but his voice trailed off as he stared into that beautiful platypus's eyes. He sat down beside him on the bed as Zippy fidgeted uncomfortably. 
"Aruseus, no.. not now" Zippy muttered. "I can't.." 
Aruseus placed his hand suddenly on Zippy's leg. He drew circles with his fingers on the purple one's soft skin. He wanted more. Zippy wanted something. He didn't know what. 
"No..." Zippy began, but faded out as Aruseus' hand began inching towards his middle section. He took a big gulp. He wanted this to stop. But he couldn't bring his body to move, he couldn't bring his muscles to contract and send him running. But then, he thought, what would Aruseus do to him if he tried to leave. He remembered last time Ryan had done this. Zippy had tried escaping before but was grabbed quickly and reeled in for a... shall we say 'bout of punishment'. 
And then Aruseus grabbed him. The sensation of the hand on his member seemed to flip a switch for the platypus. All the thoughts of fear and desires to recoil suddenly shot away as his mind was washed in pleasure. 
He wanted more. And he knew what he wanted. 
Zippy reached for Aruseus' crotch. It was the first time he had ever tried something like this, and he was excited. He was worried. He was horny. And he was surprised to learn that the tip of Aruseus' penis was a very specific shade of gray. 
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hi, Zippy!

'''ZIPPY:''' Why are you in my house?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Don't ask.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' hey good one. I should try saying that the next time I break into someone's house</blockquote>

Well, now that the greeting's out of the way... can you do my taxes?

'''ZIPPY:''' No.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Fine. Can you do my homework, then?

'''ZIPPY:''' You have homework?

''{Suddenly, Zippy notices a L.U.R.N. shirt on Aruseus.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Oh.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Can you believe it?

'''ZIPPY:''' Surprisingly, yes.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' even back in the day skub knew ryan was an enormous tard</blockquote>

Now, why are you really here?

'''ARUSEUS:''' I just got a really stupid email about my catchphrase. Can you give me any ideas?

'''ZIPPY:''' ... How about, "wiggy jiggy?"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' pffffffffBAAAHAAHA</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Nah.

'''ZIPPY:''' I see. Listen, I too got a stupid email about my name. What would you do in this situation?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Now, usually I'd toss macademia nuts at that creepy green bird that keeps hanging around your house, but in this situation... well, I'd still toss nuts at that bird.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' rAnDom</blockquote>

'''ZIPPY:''' That green bird is Kooky.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, no wonder it kept yelling at me. Did- did you notice we're completely straying from the topic at hand?

'''ZIPPY:''' Yes. Yes I did. Frankly, I think every Zippy Email should be like this. In fact, why not change the name of the show to "Zippy and Aruseus's Funtime Jamboree?"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i am saving this forever</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Because that name sucks and I hate it.

'''ZIPPY:''' Ah. Now, shouldn't we be ending the email already? The email that's a sorry excuse of an email?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sure.

''{The Paper comes down.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey! The e-mail is not over yet!

'''ZIPPY:''' Um...That's the end of MY email.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' paper, you whore! you'll come down for anyone!</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh. ''{Aruseus all of a sudden has a shocked look on his face}'' Zippy?

'''ZIPPY:''' What?

'''ARUSEUS:''' I think I just pulled a crossover.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' is that what the kids are calling it these days</blockquote>

'''ZIPPY:''' Riiiiight...

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{scared}'' AHH!

'''ZIPPY:''' Calm down, man.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Okay. Well, I better go finish my email. ''{Runs out}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Whatever.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' This concludes the exciting and memorable Zippy/Aruseus crossover! Thanks for watching!</blockquote>

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So sorry, Mitchy. I don't have a catchphrase. So bye.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' how about, "I am the cop-out King"?</blockquote>

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Wait about five seconds for an extra scene.

''{Zoom out, Aruseus is still in a L.U.R.N. shirt, Tom walks in}'''

'''TOM:''' Why are you wearing that?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Dunno. One second I was shirtless and ran past this white pole and I had this shirt on.

*Click on Tom after the easter egg to see another scene.

''{Cut to The Field, Homestar is standing there, angry and naked}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay, who stole my L.U.R.N. shirt?

*Click on Aruseus when he says carp to make a carp appear onscreen.
*Click on Aruseus when he says double carp to make two carps apear.
*Clicking on Aruseus when he says, "An email that will make my head explode" will make VectorBad appear on his Lappy with, "ITS ASPLODE." under him.
*Click on Aruseus after the email to see the logo for Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree! Now weekdays at 3:00 on 4Wimps!

'''CHILDREN:''' ''{singing voiceover}'' Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree!

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover, musically}'' Because the name sucks and I hate it!

== Fun Facts ==

*The transcript from Zippy's bedroom and the first paper coming down is from Zippy Email [[Zippy Emails/name|name]]
*Tom mentioning his Shploitz game being auctioned is a reference to [[Foxx's Answering Machine|Foxx's Answering Machine]].
*This is another 4Wimps reference.

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/worst thing

2011-08-25T04:13:50Z

NachoMan: riff

Aruseus relives a past fear.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "oh no my pants fell down and everybody can see the tip!!! they'll know what color it is for''ever''"</blockquote>

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, The Polka-man, Marzipan, Tucksworth

Places: Computer Room, Aruseus' Room, Outside Tom's house, Hospital

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh boy the ''hospital''</blockquote>

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 19th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Doo doo doo doo, the e-mail is checked.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aaaaand end email? Please?</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: worst!</div>
Dear Whats-Your-Face, 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' why would you email someone without knowing their name how rude!</blockquote>
What was the worest thing that 
happened to you? Please tell the 
whole story! 
Hope it got all better 
-X66x66</blockquote>
''{As he reads, Aruseus says "Whats-your-face" as "Aruseus", pronounces "worest" as "wore-est", and says "X66x66" as "two-exty sixty-six"}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Whoa! A future e-mail from the year 2X66? Nah. Must be the guy's name. ''{clears screen}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' hehoheh!!!! isn't this funyn as fiuck</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, X66 guy, there i something that I just can't forget...it gives me the jibblies! Jibblie jibbile...''{runs out screaming}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aaaaaaaaaaaand end email! Really!</blockquote>

''{Tom comes in from the right side of the screen and gets on the computer.}''

'''TOM:''' ''{typing}'' Sorry, man. Aruseus doesn't like to talk about things like this. I'll tell you though.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' you're a good friend</blockquote>

''{The screen fades to black, then fades back in to see Aruseus checking his e-mail.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Flashback e-mail.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Disinterested commentator.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: surprise!</div>
Dearest Aruseus, 
I have a surprise for you. 
If you want to see it, come 
upstairs in your room. 
 
-Anonymous Contributor</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' I see Strong Bad met you once, but I'll see your little surprise, Anony.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Strong Bad my best ''friend'' who I know! Because!"</blockquote>

''{Aruseus walks upstairs to his room, when he gets there, his jaw drops to see...}''

'''POLKA-MAN:''' Yello there! I'd love to dance for you!

'''ARUSEUS:''' AAAAHH!!!! MY WORST NIGHTMARE HAS HAPPENED!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' This is just ''goobers''!!!!</blockquote>

''{Aruseus jumps out a window labeled, "Escape Window".''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' <big><big>WHyWOULD THEY HAVE a WINDOW labELED THAT THIS IS '''''CRAZY'''''</big></big></blockquote>

''A bang and a crack is heard. Cut to the outside of Tom's house, Aruseus lying there, hurt from the fall}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{weakly}'' Ow...my back...

''{The screen fades to black, Cut to a hospital, shown through Aruseus' eyes, Marzipan and Tom are standing there}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{weakly}'' Uhhgh...what happened?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "You made a joke. You might never walk again"</blockquote>

'''MARZIPAN:''' You jumped out of a window and broke your back during the fall.

'''ARUSEUS:''' What about The Polka-Man?

'''MARZIPAN:''' He's gone back to 1936. You may never see him again in this timezone.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "speaking of the hospital, i just had my personality removed"</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{gets up}'' Awesome! ''{slightly cracks back}'' Ow. ''{lays back down}''

'''TOM:''' Next time, try building a slide outside your escape window, or build an escape window on the first floor.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Why didn't ''you'' think of that ya goofus? for your health</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ugh...Alright.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' it's an email ''and'' a life lesson!</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' You will have to stay here for another week, ''{checks watch}'' Oh, visiting hours are over. Rest well!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Wow...that Tom is such a great guy.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "AND SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ''MM''</blockquote>

''{Cut back to Tom at Lappy}''

'''TOM:''' ''{typing}'' So that's the story. Here we are a week later and Aruseus is feeling better. There is a slide now outside the escape window, so he doesn't break his back. I better go check on him. ''{Gets up and leaves, Cut to Aruseus' room}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I don't think Tom's ''supposed'' to be a robot but he sure as hell sounds like one!</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{shivering}'' Make him go away, Lyle, make The evil Polka go away...

'''TOM:''' Aruseus, are you okay?

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{scared}'' AHH! ''{calmed}'' Oh, it's just you, Tom.

'''TOM:''' Yeah. It's me again. You better get down there and finish checking that e-mail!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Yes, sir! ''{Runs out}''

'''TOM:''' ''{Hops on bed}'' Now time to watch some Caleb Rentpayer!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "From Homestar!"</blockquote>

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Caleb Rentpayer! Why are you hitting my fine china!?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' That sounds way too sexual to be a coincidence.</blockquote>

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it X-man. I told you the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' And me. '''NACHOMAN:''' ryan's characters are so bland he can't even tell them apart. I'm pretty sure the ''other'' guy was telling the story!</blockquote>

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on Aruseus to see an extra scene.

''{Cut back to Aruseus' room, Tom is still watching TV}'''

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Homestar Runnner, did you shoot Caleb?

'''TOM:''' Holy crap! I never knew that.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' there are only so many times i can say "HAAHA HOW FUNNY" in an exaggerated manner before it gets old but god damn this is just begging for it</blockquote>

== Fun Facts ==

*The email song is a take on "The System is Down".
*Aruseus mentioning Strong Bad's connection with Anonymous Contributor is a reference to SBemail "rock opera".

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Don't you think calling it a ''reference'' is a little bit too earnest?</blockquote>

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/band

2011-08-25T04:05:13Z

NachoMan: riff

Aruseus begins his own band...and fails.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i can't wait to get a glimpse into ryan's musical taste because i can sense a bunch of shitty band references a mile away</blockquote>

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Lyle, Marzipan, Strong Mad, The Cheat

Places: Computer Room, Stage, Marzipan's House

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 4th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': *imitates a techno beat* SOMEBODY EMAIL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I can't wait for the Skrillex remix woop woop</blockquote>

'''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' I will!

'''ARUSEUS:''' You don't count.

'''TOM:''' Crap!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' sorry for delaying the email folks, just had to get that little bit of hilarity in</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: band</div>
Dear Aruseus or whatever- 
I've been wondering about a few things--namely, 
if you started yourself a band, what would it be 
like, and what kind of music would it play? 
From your best pal, 
Zippy P. Platypus
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Obviously somebody under the guise of me. '''NACHOMAN:''' you're literally homosexual ''{Skub weeps from his giant leaky vagina}''</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ah, Zippy. My crazy purple general. I was about to Hyper Beam you but instead I'll answer.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' If I could turn back time</blockquote>

''{Aruseus clears the screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well Zippy, of course I would be a rock band. Rock is like THE newest kind of music. The name however, I am stuck on...Sneakerpork?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I could go for some Hulk Hogan sneaker meat right now. Perfectly warm.</blockquote>

The All-FCUSA Rejects? Metaloclypse?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{gets on his punchin' gloves for punchin' people}'' ''{specifically ryan}''</blockquote>

I got it! The RING ZING!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' That's literally the worst name I've ever heard for anything. Even a sex move. '''BLUBY:''' a ring zing is when you finger a dude with a joy buzzer on</blockquote>

''{Cut to a stage, Aruseus is standing with a microphone, Lyle is by an electric guitar}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{looking around}'' Where in the holy name of Strongbadian Crap is Tom?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' in a way, aruseus, you ARE tom! let me explain something called "shitty character design"</blockquote>

'''LYLE:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{sniffs}'' Wait! I can smell

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' sex and candy here</blockquote>

his crappy cologne! ''{runs offscreen}''

'''LYLE:''' ''{looks around, grins nervously}''

''{Cut to Marzipan's House, the Cool Tapes are there, with Tom hanging upside-down, rocking back and forth slowly, he has a bandana over his mouth, muffling his speech}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{looking around}'' What in Pete Sampras is going on here!?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Didn't you know Marzipan is a dungeon mistress? Check the DVD extras.</blockquote>

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well we were afraid your band would be better than us, so we captured your lead singer.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i was so distracted by hilarious that i didn't even notice that this makes no godamn sense</blockquote>

'''STRONG MAD:''' RING ZING RUUUULLLEEE!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Singer? He's our crappy drummer! Keep him!

'''TOM:''' ''{muffled}'' HEY!

'''STRONG MAD:''' COOL GRAPES!

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's Cool Tapes.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' heheheo</blockquote>

''{Cut back to stage, Aruseus and Lyle are playing}''

'''TOM:''' ''{imitating and old person, throws tomatoes at Lyle and Aruseus}'' Boo! Boo! You guys stink!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' just like an old person would do</blockquote>

''{Tom is shown sitting in one of the many empty seats in the audience, he is dressed in a leather coat and has a fake beard and a golf hat}}''

'''TOM:''' Where's your drummer?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Uh...should we go free Tom now?

'''LYLE:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' THANKS '''NACHOMAN:''' what just happened</blockquote>

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on Tom's hat to see an album for "Ring Zing! Crappy Hits!"

== Fun Facts ==

*Aruseus threatening to Hyper Beam Zippy is a reference to the previous email, [[Aruseus Emails/jlammy|jlammy.]]
*The All-FCUSA Rejects is a parody of The All American Rejects.
*Metaloclypse is a TV show about a heavy metal band.
*Sneakerpork is actually one of the ideas for a name of a band my brother's friends were forming.
*The Email rap is a parody of Dane Cook's "Just Wanna Dance" Routine.
*"What in Pete Sampras is going on here!?" is from the actual Cool Tapes toon.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' these are the least fun facts in history. what's the exact opposite of "fun"? '''SKUB:''' "holocaust"? '''NACHOMAN:''' yes. these are holocaust facts</blockquote>

User talk:Bellstrom

2011-08-25T01:34:42Z

NachoMan: /* hey */

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== Coffee Man ==

I'm luring him to the WUW to ban him, simpleton. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:31, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
:I know, That's why I was going to remove that, but you edit conflicted me. I'm removing my post and your reply to it so Coffee doesn't see it. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:34, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

== Waitwhat ==

You're a mod? {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 01:44, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
:[[#grats|hey look at this page section]] {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:26, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

== FEEEEED MY FRANKENSTEIN ==

HUNGRY FOR LOVE AND IT'S FEEDIN' TIIIIME {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:17, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
:umm err ohh uhh

:http://www.dramaticsarah.co.uk/assets/images/AudreyII.gif {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:10, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
::oh goddammit it's an alice cooper song isn't it {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:22, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
:::OH NOW YOU GET IT {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:55, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

== I MADE A FANART OF YOUR CHARACTER BY THE WAY DON'T WORRY I GAVE CREDIT ==

[http://lexondarkheart.deviantart.com/#/d2rvjom :D]

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:14, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
:Huh. I give it a GOOD/5. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:05, 15 June 2010 (UTC)

== hey remember that cancelled kirby wii game ==

{{YouTube|KvULlC9c7xg}}

[[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:It was never actually canceled, it was just a secret. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 23:15, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
::There was a different Kirby Wii game that was cancelled.

::And I don't like the look of this. If I want a Kirby game for the Wii, I'll buy Kirby 64 on WiiWare instead.

::Also, a Haruhi movie premiered in Japan a couple months ago, apparently. It hasn't been subbed yet. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:21, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
:::You hardcore nintendy fands are so spoiled

:::"I want kiiiiiirbyyyyyy" "sorry thats to different to be good" {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::Personally I think that it looks rather good.. Original concept. And about the Haruhi movie.. I think a sub of it exists somewhere. I recall seeing a clip from it that was subbed, but it might've just been that particular scene. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I think--well I'm not saying you'd be gay if you had too much nostalgia, but if you hate the newer games, you may as well be pleasuring other people of your gender sexually. {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}
:::::What if I don't like Kirby at all? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Whirled Reunion ==

It's time. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:31, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:It's also time for the 2nd one! Don't worry, I'll actually wait for you this time. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== YOU HAVE A TABLET RIGHT ==

SO DO I

LESS'BE FRIENDS {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:05, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:neat

:and we weren't already? :( {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:46, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
::we were

::but now we can verify it by drawing each other pictures {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:58, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
:::okay {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:16, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== PSP ==

{{ProfanityIronic}}

YOU BITCH {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:It's fine with me
:I'll just play with my DS with the top screen that keeps falling down
:okay nevermind YOU BITCH -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::hahaha :holierthanthou:

::Wait, what do you mean by "falling down"? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:24, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Just tips over out of nowhere and even disconnects from the lower screen. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::Oh, another person to add to the PSP club? Kudos to you, Bell sir! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 10:10, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== ... ==

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii123/Imabellxorx/BellHitGlf.png

.... GILF?

Oh god, Bell would like to **** men. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 20:52, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
:It's because Coffeeman's second account was called GLF.

:I thought it would be kinda funny, but I guess it wasn't. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:29, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
::not guy

::grandmother {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:03, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

== Guess who just earned himself a fancy title? ==

You can choose. :) {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:39, 3 August 2010 (UTC)
:Well, which do you prefer; Grand Hatemonger, or Duke of North Hellhole? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:54, 3 August 2010 (UTC)
::I like the second one, but the thing I had in mind was making you the pope.. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:05, 6 August 2010 (UTC)
:::Pope Bellstrom I? That sounds good, I suppose. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:24, 6 August 2010 (UTC)
::::THEN IT SHALL BE. YOU ARE NOW THE LEADER OF THE WIKI'S FIRST ORGANIZED RELIGION.{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:33, 7 August 2010 (UTC)

== pope ==

we know your plan

you cannot hide

we will reveal the truth

-The Guardian
:''Truth''? What ''truth''? This is complete nonsense. {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 23:30, 18 August 2010 (UTC)

== Oh, I missed a few? ==

Oops, sorry. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:59, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
:'Salright. {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 20:51, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

== I'm here to change your mind ==

As you can see, you now like silly bandz a little bit more. {{USer:Zoo977/sig}}

http://www.animalbraceletsblog.com/.a/6a0120a668211b970c0133f33c9208970b-800wi
:You know it's Sephy who pratically wanks over MJ, not Bell? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Hey Strong Intelligent?

::http://i55.tinypic.com/332m1rd.png

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:03, 17 September 2010 (UTC)
:::I'm guessing "wanks" means something offensive. If so, I am appalled, SI. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:20, 17 September 2010 (UTC)
::::it's british slang for masturbation {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:25, 17 September 2010 (UTC)

oh no, i offended jicem

whatever shall i do with my life {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:HEY IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOU GOT THE MESSAGE

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/9986/frogplush.gif

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 09:42, 18 September 2010 (UTC)

== Message from the Emperor ==

I̷̛ ͏͡w͟͟a͟s͡ a̴͘ ̸͘Ņ̸or̵͘͢t͏̡h̸ ̶Ám̸̨e̷ŕ̷ic̢͜a͢ń҉ F̴͘͘a̶̢ļ͡ĺ͝ ̸W͘͢e̶b͠w͠o̷̡r͘m ̵̧͡i͠͠͠n̨ ͘͞m̸͘ý̴͘ ̢́͡p̸a̧̕ś͠t̵̨̨ ̛͠l̶͜i͏͞f̢e. ̷͘T҉ḩ̸o̴̢se ̨͞w̸e̕ŕe̴̴̸ ţ̀h̶̕͟e̡̨͘ ̴́g̴͘͠ơ̧ǫ͝d́ ͜͜o̴͞ld̵̡ d̕ayś.̷.͡.͞ Ẁ̷͝h͢͡at͞ ͟wȩr̴e ̸̴y̛o̴̴u̷̢ ̨̡í̧n ͞yo҉͞ų̀͡r ͏f͏ò́͝r͟m̧é̷r̵̡̢ ̧l͞if̶é̵?̧ ̵̨͘ {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:28, 17 November 2010 (UTC)
:Ah, hell. Look at all this Zalgo. This religion's really falling apart now that I'm dead. {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 03:54, 18 November 2010 (UTC)
::LA LI LU LE LO. LA LI LU LE LO. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:02, 18 November 2010 (UTC)
:::''{ghostslap}'' Get a hold of yourself, man! {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 00:00, 19 November 2010 (UTC)

== Oh right ==

Do you think you can let me riff [[Bling Emails]]? I assumed you were inactive. ~ {{User:JCM/lightningsig}}
:Eh, sure. Go ahead. Really, you don't have to ask me. Anything I've done before is fair game. {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 01:16, 25 November 2010 (UTC)

== i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games ==

AW FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS............. -- Badstar
:0_0

:i'm 0k with this {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 08:26, 9 January 2011 (UTC)
:also i posted a shitty webcam is shitty photo of myself on the forums and this happened
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7819/bellstromgamzee.jpg {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 08:32, 9 January 2011 (UTC)
::thii2 ii2 iincrediibly 2tupiid {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 14:55, 9 January 2011 (UTC)
:::It'S fUcKiNg MiRaClEs, MaN. {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 22:48, 9 January 2011 (UTC)
::::GOD FUCKING DAMN IT GAMZEE {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 00:14, 10 January 2011 (UTC)
:::::hey kk you enjoyiing your ban 2o far {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 04:03, 10 January 2011 (UTC)
::::::H3Y K4RKL3S, 1 DON'T TH1NK YOU N33D TO B3 A SOURPUSS
::::::SP34K1NG OF, WHY DOES YOUR T3XT T4ST3 SO B1TT3R {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 04:35, 10 January 2011 (UTC)

== hey ==

i like ponies too

we should be friends {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:35, 18 August 2011 (UTC)
:I think I might be the only person around here who thinks the new My Little Pony thing isn't as good as everything says it is. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::you are

::http://i.imgur.com/yTQ2Q.jpg {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 21:36, 23 August 2011 (UTC)

:::hey you like ponies now
:::'''INSERT GENERIC 20% COOLER JOKE HERE'''
:::but seriously now we can have endless, bloody arguments over who the best pony is -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::it's rainbow dash fight me -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:51, 24 August 2011 (UTC)
:::::my god you guys are faggots

::::best pony is fluttershy, hands down {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:57, 24 August 2011 (UTC)
:::::bitch you obviously mean luna
:::::to hell with love and tolerance it is on son
:::::this is serious buisness put 'em up PUT 'EM UP -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::::FRIENDSHIP IS FOREVER.
::::::HARMONY IS ALSO FOREVER.
::::::LOVE IS FOREVER AS WELL.
::::::DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FOREVER?
::::::MISSING LIMBS, BITCH {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:09, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

{{Template:YouTube|ZJfZTr8zMsc|400}}-- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 01:34, 25 August 2011 (UTC)

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/jlammy

2011-08-25T01:11:13Z

NachoMan:

Aruseus gets a dare.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I dare you to drown.</blockquote>

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Strong Bad, Inner Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Strong Sad ''{easter egg}}''

Places: Computer Room, Strong Sad's Room ''{easter egg}''

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 4th, 2007

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Jesus--these things are ''relics''! I almost feel bad about making fun of these but then I remember who made these and I'm suddenly ''really'' okay with it.</blockquote>

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': I'm all about

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' fox dong</blockquote>

the e-mail. It's crazy cool.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' hey come on down to aruseus' discount email wareshop i'm just crazy about these emails i got so many godamn emails i'm givin em away for free come on down</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: jlammy</div>
aruseus 
i dare you to say jlammy 100 times
 
JLAMMY MAN 
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Mr. I Have Poor Grammar,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' YEAH YOU TELL EM, ARUSEUS DON'T PULL NO PUNCHES GO RIGHT FOR DA JUGULAR </blockquote>

or IHPG, I'll accept your dare.

''{Aruseus gets''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''kicked in the back of the knees''</blockquote>

''up out of the chair and does a morning stretch}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{to the mini fridge to get more tacos and then he's exhausted}''</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok...here I go. Jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy,

''{The screen fades to black, white texts appears onscreen}''

<blockquote class="email">
A few minutes later...
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{panting}'' jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...Ah! I can't do this.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's been two emails and already this is taking a nosedive. '''NACHOMAN:''' I think the plane exploded before it ever got a chance to leave the runway</blockquote>

Wait! I have a plan!

''{Aruseus types onscreen}''

<blockquote class="email">
Fwd:depressio@homestarrunner.com
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Perfect plan.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''cop-out''</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' High-five!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh hey Strong Bad! Almost forgot you were here! hehe easy to do when you're shoehorned in at the last minute you know? hahaha</blockquote>

''{The scene freezes and darkens, Inner Aruseus appears}''

'''INNER ARUSEUS:''' CHA! That dunb fatso will be stuck in his room until the end of time!

<blockquote class="mt3k">'''SKUB:''' NO. EXPLAIN THIS. WHAT IS THIS. '''NACHOMAN:''' maybe it's foreshadowing and inner aruseus comes to ''kill everyone wow''</blockquote>

''{Strong Bad and Aruseus high-five, cut back to Lappy}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' weren't we just at the lappy</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Jiblamy.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' '''heHE SPELLED THE NAME WRONG GET IP'''</blockquote>

I said jlammy 100 times.

'''LYLE:''' ''{Offscreen, The Cheat noises}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh ''the'' lyle</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' I told you! I will Hyper Beam the crap out of Zi

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''''COUGH COUG COUGH COUGH'''''</blockquote>

ppy if he doesn't get you that burrito!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' <big>'''how random'''</big></blockquote>

'''LYLE:''' ''{Offscreen, annoyed and questioning The Cheat noises}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' You better believe it, or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you!

'''LYLE:''' ''{screams, Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ugh...Lyle still wants a burrito...I better go give Zip

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''''SCOUGH COUGH SCREAM'''''</blockquote>

py what he deserv-

''{The screen zooms out with the door visible. A loud fart noise is heard, and a gas cloud can be seen going through the door}''

'''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' AH ZAMORAK! THAT REEKS!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' it's like the plane actually embedded itself into the ground it crashed so hard</blockquote>

'''LYLE:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''TOM:''' LYLE! NEXT TIME I SEE OUR GENERAL, I'LL TELL HIM TO NOT GIVE YOU BURRITOS!

'''LYLE:''' ''{depressed The Cheat noises}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Tom! Shut up or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you too!

'''TOM:''' THIS IS AT LEAST 5000 ON THE NOSE!

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to the e-mail.

''{Cut to Strong Sad's room}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' This funny joke</blockquote>

== Fun Facts ==

*Jlammy is from Imitation Strong Bad Email "threemail".

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' but if you didn't know that you must be the baka king</blockquote>

*This is the shortest Aruseus Email to date.
*1000 Years of Pain is a technique in Naruto that Kakashi uses.
*"Hyper Beaming Zippy untill he gets you that burrito" is from Zippy Email [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war.]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''''COUGH''''' '''NACHOMAN:''' aw poor skub</blockquote>

*Zamorak is one of the three gods in the online game Runescape

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' these are the kinds of references I look for in my <s>furry</s> homestar fan fiction</blockquote>

User talk:Bellstrom

2011-08-24T22:51:49Z

NachoMan: /* hey */

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/jokes

2011-08-24T06:39:50Z

NachoMan: Created page with 'Aruseus fails at jokes. Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Places: TLA Living Room, Tom's Room, Computer: T-Comp 400X Date: Febuary 4th, 2007 == Transcript == ...'

Aruseus fails at jokes.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom,

Places: TLA Living Room, Tom's Room,

Computer: T-Comp 400X

Date: Febuary 4th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{sighs}'' Tenth email, no computer. What will I do?

'''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' Aruseus! come down here!

''{Cut to Tom's Room, Tom is standing next to his computer}''

'''TOM:''' Check it out. You can use my computer, for now.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sweet! Email time. ''{clicks the Email icon}''

<blockquote class="tcomp400x">
Dear Aruseus, 
Can you bake me a pie? 
- Homestar Runner</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey! An email from Homestar. I know what to do. ''{clicks a key}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#FF0000; text-align:center"> 
DELETED! </blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Now time for the ''real'' email.

<blockquote class="tcomp400x">
Dear Aruseus, 
Tell us some jokes! You're 
really funny! 
- Homefez Dancer</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ah. Homefez. Homestar's cousin who is NOT stupid like him! ''{clears screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Jokes, eh, Fezzy? I don't really know any. But what do you get when you cross Strong Bad's oldest computer with a parrot?

''{Cut to an intersection, a Tandy 400 and a Parrot are moving, they hit and a cloud engulfs them}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' An exploding bird!

''{The cloud fades to see The Tandy 400, with the parrot's head, wings, and tail. The parrot/computer flys upwards, squawks, and then explodes}

''{Cut back to T-Comp}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ahahah...that one always gets me. I should tell more! Uh...um...oh! What do you get when you cross a The Cheat and a bunjee cord? My-

'''TOM:''' As I said before, this is until you get a new computer.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Whatever. ''{typing}'' So I guess I should get to another joke. ''{leaves}''

''{Cut to the field, Strong Mad and The Cheat are there, Aruseus walks in}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey guys.

'''STRONG MAD:''' FURRY!

'''ARUSEUS:''' I'm not...I don't think I am...am I, Zabuza Momo-cheat?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok. Well, Richstar Runner and Zeke Zeffer walk into a bar and the next day they own it.

'''STRONG MAD:''' HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{laughing}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hahahah...

''{Aruseus walks off, Cut back to Lappy.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So they you have it Homestar...I mean Homefez. I told some jokes. One more. When will Lyle attempt to saw Foxx in half? A MEH-gic show! Hahaha!

'''TOM:''' That was lame.

''{The Paper comes down.}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on the words "saw Foxx in half to see a scene.

''{Cut to Lyle's Room, Foxx is inside a wooden box, his feet and head are sticking out, Lyle, in a magician's outfit, is sawing the box in half, along with Foxx.}''

'''FOXX:''' Don't you have a dummy? This will hurt me, you know.

''{The back half of the box falls down}''

== Fun Facts ==

*The nickname, "Zabuza Momo-ceat" is a play on the name of the Naruto character, Zabuza Momochi.

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/lappyend

2011-08-24T06:38:57Z

NachoMan: Created page with 'Aruseus loses the Lappy to some letters. Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Strong Bad, Tom, Foxx, Cyrus Places: Computer Room, The Stick, TLA Living Room Computer: L...'

Aruseus loses the Lappy to some letters.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Strong Bad, Tom, Foxx, Cyrus

Places: Computer Room, The Stick, TLA Living Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 3rd, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': I got the e-mail. You got the e-mail. I got-

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! I did that one first!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sorry.

<blockquote class="email">
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
Stop me when you get tired of this
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' What!? Stupid email. I detter belete this, I mean better delete this.

''{Aruseus hits a key, but then...}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR 
 
The system is down. I dunno know what 
you did, moron, but you sure 
screwed everything up good.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' AHH! I gotta fix this, um...fix!

''{Aruseus hits another key}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#2222FF; text-align:center">HELLOTE 
 
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' AW CRAP! I gotta get help! ''{leaves}''

''{Cut to The Stick, with Tom and Foxx}''

'''TOM:''' Eheheheh...sorry about eating you leg.

'''FOXX:''' Don't worry, man. It's all good.

''{Aruseus runs in}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Guys, help! I screwed up my Lappy! BAD!

'''TOM:''' Darn it, man!

'''ARUSEUS:''' I didn't mean to!

'''TOM:''' Ok, calm down. I can try to fix it. I'm good with computers.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Thanks, Tom! ''{hugs him}''

'''TOM:''' I'll give you till three to let me go.

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{lets go}'' Sorry...

''{Cut back to Lappy, it still has the same message from before}''

'''TOM:''' ''{calmly}'' Ok. What did you do?

'''ARUSEUS:''' I got this email and it said "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"-

'''TOM:''' Ok.

'''ARUSEUS:''' And I tried to delete it, and this error appeared.

'''TOM:''' Dang. I can't get rid of this error. We have to consult an expert. Let me get my cell.

''{Tom pulls out a cellphone, dials a number}''

'''TOM:''' ''{on phone}'' Hello? Yeah, it's me. My friend screwed up his computer nd I need you over quick. Bye, and thanks. ''{hangs up}'' Ok. he should be here any moment-

''{The doorbell rings}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' That was quick!

''{Cut to TLA Living Room, Tom opens the door to see Cyrus standing at his doorstep}''

'''TOM:''' Hey, Cyrus!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Who is this guy?

'''CYRUS:''' I am Cyrus. I am a Wiki User on HRFWiki and I write your emails.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Cool. I need help. Come with me. ''{Cyrus and Aruseus leave}''

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''CYRUS:''' Whoa. I'm sorry to say this, man, but your going to have to get a new one.

'''ARUSEUS:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ''{runs out}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

'''TOM:''' Don't worry! Aruseus Emails will still continue! I have a computer!

==Easter Eggs==
none

==Fun Facts==
*The email rap is from Sbemail: virus.

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/cereal

2011-08-24T06:38:16Z

NachoMan: Created page with 'Aruseus makes a cereal by using one of his friends. Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Homeschool, Lyle, Mitch, Commecrial Aruseus, Foxx Places: Computer Room, TL...'

Aruseus makes a cereal by using one of his friends.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Homeschool, Lyle, Mitch, Commecrial Aruseus, Foxx

Places: Computer Room, TLA Kitchen, Lyle's Room, TLA Living Room, TV Commecrial, The Field ''{easter egg}''

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 3rd, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, E-mail never ends.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: cereal?</div>
Sup, Aruman? 
I was thinking... you need a break- 
fast cereal. Like, badly. 
-Uhh... not Zippy. Yeah.</blockquote>
''{Aruseus says breakfast as "break fast"}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Breakfast cereal? I don't know what I'd call it! I guess I should start making it. ''{leaves}''

''{Cut to the TLA Kitchen, Aruseus is stirring something. Tom walk in}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, Tom! I'm making cereal!

'''TOM:''' Aw, great. Don't blow up our house like you did with Homeschool Winner's. He's living with us for now, and He's making good friends with Lyle.

'''{Cut to Lyle's Bedroom, Homeschool and Lyle are playing chess}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Your move.

''{Lyle moves a piece, Homeschool takes his piece}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Checkmate.

'''LYLE:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut back to the TLA Kitchen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' I see. Now go away! It's a surprise!

'''TOM:''' M'kay.

<blockquote class="email">
Three minutes later...
</blockquote>

''{Cut to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' So there you have it, Notzipperedpants. My commercial starts in 2 minutes! Gotta run ''{leaves}''

''{Cut to TLA Living Room, Mitch and Aruseus are sitting on the sofa''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Here it comes!

'''MITCH:''' Aw, great.

''{A commercial starts, much like the Meet Marshie toon, A mugshot of Aruseus appears}''

'''COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS:''' Tired of stupid breakfast cereals? No more Temporarios for you?

{An orange box of cereal appears and it says "Bluecubes", with a picture of a spoon with blue-cubes in it}''

'''COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS:''' Try new Bluecubes! They are very chewy and delicious! Try 'em today!

''{Commercial ends}''

'''MITCH:''' That sucked.

''{Foxx enters, he only has one leg}''

'''FOXX:''' Hey, Mitch. You wanna know what Bluecubes are made from?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, carp. Gotta run. ''{runs out}''

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing quickly, as if in a rush}'' Ok, Whatsherface. I made a cereal. Bye!

''{Fox runs in}''

'''FOXX:''' Come back here! I'll-

''{The camera zooms out to show Tom chewing on Foxx's other leg}''

'''FOXX:''' DO you MIND!?

'''TOM:''' Sorry!

''{Foxx is stuggling, trying to get his other leg out of Tom's clutches, the leg pops off of Foxx's body, and Tom eats it}''

'''FOXX:''' CRAP! ''{Tom throws him}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on Foxx's leg to see a scene.

''{Cut to the Field, Foxx, with no back legs is scraping with his hands}''

'''FOXX:''' ''{panting}'' I'll...hurt you...bad...Aru...seus...

*Click on "Notzipperedpants" to see a pair of jeans with its fly open
*Wait 5 seconds at the end of the email to hear a secret line.

'''TOM:''' Oooh....meaty...

== Fun Facts ==
*This is another instance of Aruseus saying carp instead of crap.

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/adventure

2011-08-24T06:37:37Z

NachoMan: Created page with 'Aruseus goes on an adventure. Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Zippy, Strong Bad, Anthruseus, Zippy K, Foxx Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Lawn...'

Aruseus goes on an adventure.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Zippy, Strong Bad, Anthruseus, Zippy K, Foxx

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Lawn, TLA Living Room

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 2nd, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Here's an email, there's an email, and another little email.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: adventure!</div>
Yo, Aruseus, 
Have you ever had a crazy adventure? 
- Zippy</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Look, Zippy. I apperciate you emailing me to boost the email count to surpass yours, but can't someone else email me? Ah well.''{clears screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Adventures, eh, Zipmiester? Well there was that one time you lead us in that screwed up army...

''{Cut to The Field, like it was in [[Zippy Emails/war|this is war]]}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Argh... what are you guys doing?

'''LYLE:''' ''(Fighting for our country!)''

'''TOM:''' Go us!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Must... pee...

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' And then there was that time my future self nearly destroyed you...

''{Cut to Zippy's Lawn, like it was in [[Zippy Emails/future|future shock]]}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{walking onscreen}'' Hey, guys, how's it going?

'''ZIPPY:''' Oh, nothing out of the ordinary--my future self is here, and so is yours.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ah, I see. The usual fare. Wait-

''{Anthruseus suddenly runs up to Zippy K and punches him.}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' And who can forget the time I single-handedly pummeled the Blorf Mice? Ah well, I won't get to that. Hey! I might get into another wild adventure! In fact, I'll go on one NOW! ''{rushes out}''

''{The Paper comes down, It reads, "There he goes again..."}''

''{Cut to a 20X6 field, with Zippy K and Anthruseus fighting to the death}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' I WILL destroy you, Zippy K!

'''ZIPPY K:''' Not if I could help it! ''{jumps and kicks, but misses}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' You are going down! ''{Punches Zippy K offscreen, "PLAYER 1 WINS" appears onscreen, zooms out to reveal Tom and Aruseus playing a video game, Lyle and Foxx are watching}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' YES! I win again!

'''TOM:''' Dang it! Your pretty freakin' good.

'''ARUSEUS:''' I know. Hey, Foxx! Wanna play?

'''FOXX:''' You are going down.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok! I'll set you up!

'''TOM:''' I'm outta here. ''{leaves}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Wait five seconds for Foxx to say something.

'''FOXX:''' Hahaha! I win!

'''ARUSEUS:''' DANG!

== Fun Facts ==

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/blorf

2011-08-24T06:36:48Z

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