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Mitchell: Just fixing some small spelling errors. Pay this edit no mind and carry on with your day.

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'''1-Up Email #137:''' "the end"

'''Summary:''' 1-Up is in yet another panic, believing that the world has come to an end simply because all of the pudding in the world has gone "extinct".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Narrator, 1-Up, Stinkoman, News Reporter, Pan Pan, A. Jaro

'''Places:''' Stinkoman Headquarters, The City, The Tree, Abandoned Pudding Factory

'''Length:''' 195 Lines

'''Date:''' September 09, 2016

== Transcript ==

''{Fade from black. The opening shot would be of the planet Earth, and the camera slowly zooming in on it. As the narrator speaks, a giant pudding is simultaneously seen floating through space in the foreground.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' In all of time and space, there is an equilibrium of deliciousness across the universe in which various snackfoods exist in balanced quantities. When one savoury dish or dessert is consumed, another is baked. That is the way it is and the way that it has always been. But, what happens when the balance is disturbed?

''{The camera zooms in on the planet. 1-Up can now be seen sitting on a sofa in Stinkoman HQ. 1-Up quickly whips out his mobile phone, clicks on the "email app".}''

'''1-UP:''' Insert some whacky and hilarious email pun here that is guaranteed to get a laugh.

''{An email pops up, he reads it aloud.}''

<pre>1-Up,
I regret to inform you that all of the pudding
in the world has gone extinct.
I hope that you will take this in stride and then
move on.
Swarthily,
A Jaro</pre>

'''1-UP:''' All the pudding in the entire world has gone extinct? Aw, well, y'know, that's okay. I've been meaning to go on a diet anyway. Thank you, Mr. Jaro, for informing me of this news. I hope you have a wonderful rest of your da--

''{1-Up jumps off the sofa, eyes wide and twitching, as his whole body shakes violently and he starts running around in circles in front of the sofa.}''

'''1-UP:''' We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die!

''{Stinkoman casually walks in from the right side of the screen and just looks embarrassed at 1-Up's clear over-reaction.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Kid, whaaaaaaaat are you doing? Isn't this perhaps a slight over-reaction?

'''1-UP:''' ''{getting down on his knees, tears streaming down his face}'' Tell me it isn't so, Stinkoman! Tell me it isn't so!

'''STINKOMAN:''' It's true. Look at that television screen over there that is conveniantly on for some reason.

''{The camera would shift over to the left. A television screen now in view, with a news reporter on the screen, microphone in hand, standing in a what appears to be a resturunt.}''

'''NEWS REPORTER:''' Let's get riiiiiiiiight into the news. I am standing here live in this restaurant, having a chicken sandwich for lunch and it is extremely tasty. Thank you for asking. ''{suddenly shifts focus to his earpiece}'' This just in! All types of pudding across the world have been erased from existence!

''{A poorly made drawing would appear on-screen with the caption: "An artist's rendition of what a pudding might look like".}''

'''NEWS REPORTER:''' And before anyone asks, this strange occurrence seems to only be happening to pudding and pudding-based foods specifically. Most other dessert foods, and food in general, are safe for the most part. In this reporter's personal opinion, pudding was never really that good anyway. I will not be losing any sleep, nor shedding any tears, over this day.

'''1-UP:''' DAMN YOU! YOU BURNT IT UP! YOU BURNED IT ALL TO HECK! IT'S THE LITERAL END OF THE WORLD! CATS AND DOGS! LIVING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Settle down! What's even the big deal?

'''1-UP:''' Didn't you hear the opening narration...?

'''STINKOMAN:''' No. The laws of cartoon logic dictate that we're not supposed to hear the squeeky disembodied voice before the start of each episode.

'''NARRATOR:''' Squeeky?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Shut up, Squeeky!

''{1-Up moves his face super awkwardly close to Stinkoman's face, much to his surprise.}''

'''1-UP:''' We don't have time for this! Where is the nearest pudding factory?

'''STINKOMAN:''' You mean the one that blew up ten years ago when you first started your email show?

'''1-UP:''' They never fixed that place?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Nope. Been abandoned since that incident happened.

''{A visible slap would appear across Stinkoman's face and 1-Up twists his armless body, implying that he is being slapped across the face by 1-Up's invisible hand.}''

'''1-UP:''' You fool! We don't reference past emails here at 1-Up Emails-dot-com! Can't you just leave the past far behind us, Stinkoman? Can't you just leave the past far behind?

'''STINKOMAN:''' But, weren't you just saying--

''{Before Stinkoman can finish, 1-Up runs to the nearest window of Stinkoman HQ and jumps out of it. Cut to outside where we can see 1-Up falling from a distance as he screams out.}''

'''1-UP:''' I HAVE TO SAVE THE PUDDING!

''{A montage would then play accompanied by a sad song (of the reader's choice) in which 1-Up walks through the streets. He depressingly glances at posters that say stuff along the lines of "The Big Pudding Mystery: Does Anybody Care?" and "Chocolate Fondants Are Better Anyway!". He walks into his local grocery store and scans the aisles with his eyes, looking at where the pudding once were. The pudding is now gone, and only empty shelves where they once stood. As 1-Up steps out of the grocery store, it starts to rain, however 1-Up is too sad to notice and simply looks down to his feet with a pouty puppy dog face and anime-esque teardrops forming under her eyes. He continues to walk the lonely road. The people around him seem to be going about their daily lives as if nothing is wrong. He continues walking and walking and walking out of the futuristic city. He walks passed a lone tree (which used to be "The Stick" in 2005). He continues walking until he reaches the old destroyed pudding factory. He looks up at the broken sign that says "Pudding Factory" and sighs.}''

'''1-UP:''' I guess it really is the end. The world has been purged of all pudding. I... I don't know what to do.

'''PAN PAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' Perhaps I have the answer.

''{1-Up turns to see Pan Pan, eyes widened a little bit.}''

'''1-UP:''' Oh, hey Pan Pan.

'''PAN PAN:''' Hey. You don't seem too happy.

'''1-UP:''' I'm not. The world that I once knew is now crumbling down and I don't know why. What is causing this worldwide shortage of pudding across the globe?

'''PAN PAN:''' Cheer up, pal. It's not that big of a deal.

''{1-Up's eyes widen, and then he furrows his eyebrows angrily and slowly rotates his head toward Pan Pan, accompanied by a door opening sound effect as his head turns.}''

'''1-UP:''' What. Did. You. Say?

'''PAN PAN:''' Umm, it's not like it's the actual, legitimate end of the world, right?

''{The ground beneath Pan Pan and 1-Up spontaneously starts shaking, much to both of their shock, as parts of the abandoned pudding factory building in front of them starts coming apart more. 1-Up jumps to the right and pushes Pan Pan out of the way of some falling debris.}''

'''1-UP:''' You were saying?

''{As 1-Up says this, a rocket emerges from the building, flies up into the air slightly before it ceases flight and comes crashing back down into the ground. 1-Up and Pan Pan walk over to the rocket, confused. Inside is a Jaro.}''

'''JARO:''' Ugh, my axels. Damn it, why didn't it work? I blame video games for lying to me about this sort of thing.

'''1-UP:''' Umm, what exactly is going on here?

'''JARO:''' Oh, my name is Jaro. Andy Jaro.

'''1-UP:''' Andy Jaro? A. Jaro? ''{1-Up looks into the camera, not amused}'' Seriously?

'''JARO:''' I suppose you're here because you discovered that it was I who stole all the world's pudding for my mega super awesome mega-ultra chocolatey smelling spaceship of awesomeness?

'''1-UP:''' WHAT?

'''PAN PAN:''' You're overestimating 1-Up's intelligence here. He once told me that he thought a moth was a really, really tiny bird.

'''1-UP:''' ''{gasps}'' It was so smol.

'''JARO:''' Wait. That's not why you're here? To stop my evil plan?

'''PAN PAN:''' ''{shrugs}'' Nah, not really. I'm pretty sure 1-Up vowed not to do any complicated storylines anymore.

'''1-UP:''' Truth be told, me being here was just one big coincidence. I had absolutely no idea.

'''JARO:''' Oh, well-- I guess you can have the pudding back. My pudding powered rocket ship didn't work out as well as I'd hoped.

'''1-UP:''' Wow, thanks Andy Jaro! That clears everything up! But, I just have one last question.

'''JARO:''' What would that be, Mr. 1-Up?

'''1-UP:''' Why didn't you just use regular old fuel?

''{They would be a long pause of all three of them awkwardly looking at each other.}''

'''JARO:''' Y'know what? It just never occurred to me.

'''PAN PAN:''' ''{facepalming}'' Of course it didn't.

''{Cut to a black screen with white text on it that reads:}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Next time on 1-Up Emails.

''{Cut to 1-Up in front of an exciting spiraling background to cartoonishly imply he is exclaiming something. He is wearing a lei, a Hawaiin shirt and a vacation hat.}''

'''1-UP:''' Who wants to go to Hawaii?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{happily}'' No.

''{Cuts to a logo that says "1-Up Emails" as some kind of theme tune plays.The Paper comes down from the top of the screen. It says: "[[1-Up Emails/inbox|To email 1-Up, click here]]."}

== Not So Fun Facts ==
*At this point I'm just writing 1-Up Emails in my spare time out of boredom. Do not expect them to become a regular thing. Also, do not expect to ever at all be taking any of this seriously.
*Despite the author claiming that he wouldn't make any references to past emails, he just threw in a reference to the pudding factory incident which happened back in email 20, appropriately titled "pudding factory".
*When writing the sad 1-Up walking montage, I kind of imagined something stereotypical playing in the background. Like, "I walk a lonely road... yadda, yadda, yadda".
*Pan Pan's dialogue is subtitled. Deal with it.
*A group of fish is called a school, a group of geese on the ground is called a gaggle and a group of bronies is called a disappointment.
*If you recognize the news reporter's first line in this email, you should feel ashamed of yourself.
*Andy is a name.

User talk:Chwoka

2018-09-18T14:04:29Z

Mitchell: /* You're never going to read this. */

== Wikihood ==
It's starting if you want to contribute and moderate and all that stuff. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 13:23, 8 November 2007 (MST)

== I got your message ==

Sorry about not being there, but I stay logged on so that you know I'm not dead. It's too bad we're always on at different times... [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Ekul http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/MaraudingManiac/Ekulsig2.jpg][[User talk:Ekul|∞]] 14:43, 8 November 2007 (MST)

== Hmm? ==

Question: Why do ''you'' care so much about Wikihood? --'''[[User talk:Vindicator|«<big>√</big>į]][[User:Vindicator|ńđīçąŧ]][[User_talk:Vindicator|ōŗ»]] [[Wiki's End|©'07]] [[Special:Contributions/Vindicator|c]]''' 13:43, 17 February 2008 (MST)

Because Wikihood 2 was awesome.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 14:41, 17 February 2008 (MST)

== Want to join..==
Wikirmies online?--[[User:Userunknown|User]][[User talk:Userunknown|unknown]][[Wikirmies online|!]][[Image:Games Banner.PNG|25px]] 18:08, 21 April 2008 (MDT)

== NGCMH ==

I've migrated over here, so I'm probably going to be much more active than I have been. Any news with you? {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 08:20, 24 April 2008 (MDT)

== Swearing ==

Try not to swear in future: it's still against the rules, and you aren't doing yourself any favors. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 13:28, 26 April 2008 (MDT)

== Please. ==

You seem to be trying to change the plot of The Void. The set plot is having a group of users get teleported to an empty void and trying to figure out it's secrets, ''not'' a dream about a void. Please follow the plot. At the moment all you are doing is considered spamming.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 04:16, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

== Your Game Making progrum... ==

...is an alcoholic beverage? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:10, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
:[http://xkcd.com/323/ Read the study] {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 01:22, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
::No, it's a trxt-adventure maker that Eric invented and NAMED after an alcoholic beverage.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 05:06, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

== Hi ==

Hey Chwoka! {{User:The thing/sig}} 18:35, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

== [[Styx Fan's Mii Service|Go Here!!!]] ==

--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:12, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars

== Re:Talk Page Spam ==

I'm Advertising! I know a couple Users who have!--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:26, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars
:REPLY ON YOUR OWN TALK PAGE NOT MINE. This is another stupid mean and annoying thing people do but nobody should.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:27, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
::That's what you think, I haven't had Business in 1 Month!--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:31, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars
:::REPLY ON YOUR OWN TALK PAGE MORON DO YOU EVEN READ WHAT I WRITE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE BUSINESS HERE.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:33, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
::::I was trying to get you the Message--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:36, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue
:::::DO IT ON YOUR OWN TALK PAGE, I CAN SEE RC AND WILL PROBABLY CHECK BACK ON IT VERY QUICKLY. Plus it makes conversations HARD to follow if it jumps back and forth between talk pages.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:38, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

== Wikihood III ==

When are you thinking of getting started? {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 18:46, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:When you say so.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 18:48, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::I'm going to see if Ekul's in first. If he is, then we'll start when he's ready. If he doesn't want to participate, then we'll have to see. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 18:55, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Can I help with it? {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 21:45, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::No. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 21:51, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::Can I join? {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 21:54, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::Probably not. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:55, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Yes, you can join, but not yet. A word to the wise: our characters are generally much older than yours, you might want to age 'im up a bit-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 22:19, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::How so? That statement may apply in more ways than one, but seeing as how nobody can ever know Chaos' age, it doesn't matter in the literal department. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:28, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::I was talking to WUJCM, but you might want to make your character differentthan in Wikihood: Redux. PLEASE. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:33, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::My character is 112 in Wikihood. {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 00:29, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::That's too old.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:22, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:Can one of my(different than other Wikihood) characters join? how old do I have to have him? [[User:Myself and I|Myself and I]] 02:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::Wait, Wikihood people are like...teens to adults, right? Maybe I could chuck Ryan and Wolf into Wikihood III. Oh, and by the way, I found a wireless port. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 02:12, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
why chwoka why -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 02:34, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:This wasn't my idea.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:59, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Over night I've begun to have second thoughts. Wikihood has always been a double-edged sword, and I wouldn't like to go through losing another. I don't know if it would be wise to try to make a new one. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 08:28, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:I'm in if there aren't going to be outside references. Well, plot-wise. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 10:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::If Wikihood 3 is made, the premise must be to eliminate the things which have tainted the others. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 10:27, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Sounds good. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 10:55, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Can my character be...21? Then, I'll have a kid, adult, and old version of my character. {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 14:41, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::I just remembered something:

Many moons ago, I'd asked if it was okay for me to create a Wikihood III. Nobody answered, so I just didn't do it. Anyways, I figured I would name it something other than "Wikihood 3" because it would be dumb. Then, seeing as how Wikihood 2 was more commonly Wikihood2, I was out of options. Than i came up with the name '''Wikihood The Third'''. I figured we could call this "Wikihood III" that, seeing as how it was what little bit original it could be. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 16:09, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

== I've got a bone to pick with you. ==

Stop being rude to everyone. The world doesn't revolve around you, you know. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:25, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:That's what he said to me in a Wikihood edit. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:27, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::Chwoka said that to you, or I did? I'm just tired of his arrogance! It's driving me mad! I'm tired of his disrespect! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:33, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Then complain. Or abuse your mod powers. The second is probably a bad idea. I dunno. He doesn't seem to like the 3rd gens, or at least the latter half of them...{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:38, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::It's just, at first, I thought he was a little grumpy. Then, when he turned to swearing and insulting, that's what started me off on him. You may see on my talk page, I tryed to make peace with him, but that was proved unaffective, as I noticed he had still been pushing people around. I'm tired of it. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:43, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::[[Talk:Recollection of the Lost Wikihood|Remember this little gem?]] {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:50, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Tell me about it! Chwoka, this is a warning. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:52, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

arrogance = intolerance of stupidity [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 18:57, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:There's a difference between intolerance of stupidity, and being a jerk. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:59, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::but intolerance of stupidity will cause the jerky behavior and to avoid jerky behavior you must not be stupid but c'mon look at this wiki therefore we are in a vicious cycle [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 19:04, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::It's not intolerance of stupidity. They're attacks. Want proof? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:07, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::not really since I think this entire conversation is pretty stupid and you should stop taking some 13 year old kid on the Internet and his comments so seriously [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 19:20, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::I did. It didn't work. So I'm warning him. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:45, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:If he won't listen to you, he might listen to me. Just a backup plan. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 20:00, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::The world doesn't revolve around biased opinions either. He was expressing his honest opinion. I mean, I'd rather have a brutal, heartless opinion than a happy one. Because truth > lie. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:27, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::I'm not against his honest opinions, I am against his knocking people down with the intention to bring down. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:31, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::: Maybe he's trying to prevent the fanstuff that is utter crap to even see the daylight so that the good fanstuff can exist. LOL NONE EXISTS :V {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:34, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::: I'm fine with that. But you can do that without stuff like this.

*Calling Raiku an Idiot for not doing ''{these tags}'' right.
*Calling Me and Chaos ****** writers.
*Overall, putting people down. THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO GO. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO ENCOURAGE THEM. NOT CRAP ALL OVER THEM AND WHATEVER THEY TRY TO DO.

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:03, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

That last one makes me think he's like Lewis Black. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:04, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

So you only have one point that proves your point since the second is a little thing called "constructive criticsm" (albeit some hefty criticism if that's true) and the third is just a summary. And no, you do not sugarcoat things and plug your ears and go "lalala everybody's special and their fanstuff is so amazing" because then we're just stuck with a bunch of liars and terrible fanstuff. I swear this is like the fifth time I've had to say this. [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 21:06, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Hey, the first thing users need to do is READ THE GUIDELINES. If Raiku read 1.3, he'd know how to do it without this happening. Calling you and Chaos "****** writers" is his own opinion. He probably doesn't mean to put people down either. However, if he admits to all this, he doesn't deserve a warning. Just a message of "don't be TOO negative". {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 21:08, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::We've tried warning him, I also brought that to the sysops attention when he called us bad writers. They didn't even do anything about it. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:10, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::You don't just call someone a ****** writer and expect to get away with it! And I don't care if he didn't mean to offend! He did it anyway, and maybe he should think a bit before saying offensive things like that. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:14, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::can you supply prove that he called a bunch of asteriks that I don't see what they stand for writer because otherwise this argument needs to be concluded [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 21:15, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::[[Talk:Recollection_of_the_Lost_Wikihood|Proof here. It even used to be uncensored.]] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:17, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Broken link is Broken. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:17, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::Fix'd. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:19, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Link to the revision history before the censor. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:21, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:He used the s-word, alright? {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 21:22, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::Why yes he did sirrah {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:23, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::[http://www.clamburger.org/wuw/index.php?title=Talk:Recollection_of_the_Lost_Wikihood&oldid=13591 Proof of swearing.] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:24, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Welp ok then. But I actually agree with him, the people here should definitely learn not to cram in awkward backstories whenever they can and try their hardest not to make characters with intentions of being "cool" or something. That's all my constructive criticism anyways and I bet this POSSES Chwoka off so sorry chwoka [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 21:24, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Even though he is a little rude sometimes(mostly to me), it's just who he is. I remember Noid and Bluebry saying that Chwoka's inconsideration for people's feelings is what makes him awesome. I still don't know what that means, but I think we all should just leave each other alone. We all agree that Chwoka isn't the nicest person in the wiki, but he's just doing his way of constructive criticism. If it's a little too vulgar for this wiki, just censor it like I did. You don't have to start yelling at him and judging him, then you're not being any better than he is. I do agree that if Chwoka does bite the newbies, then a warning is in place, but Raiku isn't really a newb and he should've known better. In tl;dr version, Chwoka is a human/teen too, just one with an attitude, yelling at him will only make it worse, and Raiku is not a newb. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:12, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

I don't yell at them because they're newbs, I yell at them because they're n00bs. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:09, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Yeah, I'm not trying to stop you from doing everything in life, I'm just telling you to lighten up a bit.. a lot. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:34, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
::This will never happen. If a woman can't change a man, you can't change Chwoka. (/lame analogy) {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:57, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Women can give men Sex Changes, therefor we can give him an attitude changing. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:59, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
::::I mean personality wise. Haven't you seen any day-time TV? {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 21:03, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

== I've got a bone to give you. ==

It's in my pants lol

sorry this just had to happen it's too hilarious

i have no opinion on the above topic, but yeah, chwoka's pretty awesome. i still need to look it all over, jcm's tl;dr was helpful though. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 22:18, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

== Swearing Part Two: Eclectic Boogaloo ==

Cut it out, Chwoka. Using the "s-word" is absolutely unacceptable anywhere outside the chatroom. Next time you let it slip out, I'll alert some higher-ups. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:05, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

== Okay so what the hell ==

We're not friends anymore >:000 {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:43, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:I never liked you anyway. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:44, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::You are a stupidhead YES I WENT THERE {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:45, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Yay! A new spot for me! I mean, sorry, Bluebry. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:45, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::: Bluebry, you're a dumbface. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:46, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::::shut the hell up. i dont even want to hear from you {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:48, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::yeah well take [[User:Bluebry|this!]] -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:49, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

== Personal Attacks ==

Please stop before I report you to a mod. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 01:28, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
:The idea was just a demonstration that just because something isn't important doesn't mean that it doesn't deserve to stay - heck, the whole WUW is unimportant when you think abvout it. But, more importantly, it was to get an edit in on the Objection! page we have set up.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:30, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
::Oh, it was also a demonstration on how important nipping these type of problems in the bud ARE, in case they escalate.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:31, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

== GO UPDATE OBEJCTION ==

DO IT {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 02:16, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:SORRY-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:19, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
::Do you think I'm being too comedic here?-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:23, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
What, there's a wookiee on this wiki? Go back to [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]]. --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 02:42, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:gb2sesamestreet nubbie {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:57, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
::CHWOKA IT IS TIME AGAIN COME DO THIS THING [[Special:Contributions/66.30.100.140|66.30.100.140]] 22:51, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
:::FFFFFFFF UPDATE {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:03, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

== Now now... ==

It's just an interactive game. Don't go crazy 'bout it. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:52, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

== College Interview ==

Update. Please. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 01:49, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

== IRC ==

Why did you leave? Noid and cheese lft. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 00:42, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
:i actually do have some interest in objection {{User:The Noid/sig}} 00:44, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

== Trolling ==

You were just trolling on raiku's fanstuff, and were participating in a revert war. Please stop. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

== MFT3K ==

Host Segment 2

Should we start it now? {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 16:27, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

:Yes.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:22, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

== Sig ==

Would you like a sig? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:09, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:he likes none ... i think {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 02:09, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Not from you, Raiku - [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:15, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:Why? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:16, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

== Hello there, sir ==

I would like to request the use of your images for [[JCM's Animation Studio]]. Letting us use these files will be very much appreciated, as we are thriving to become the biggest source of animations on the wiki. {{User:JCM/sig}} 04:30, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
:hell knaw {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::Fine. I don't need your crappy meter, anyway. {{User:JCM/sig}} 04:46, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
:::JCM: what will he do next, ladies and gentlemen? [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 04:50, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

== Second Try ==

Listen, I know you think of me as a third gen, and I may be one, but can we put our differences aside and be friends? I can be a second gen if you open a door for me to become one. {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:06, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
:I've given you chance time and time again, without telling you. You always seem to fall flat on your face. This shall serve as a reminder: someone is watching and keeping score. Maybe not me, but someone. It's called a "reputation", and it's hard to change. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::I know about my reputation, but I've been trying hard to change it, and I've been improving the past month, but the only way for me to be completely cleansed of my past is for me to get your approval. {{User:JCM/sig}} 02:33, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
:::I'll be watching you like a hawk on toast. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 02:58, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

== ZOMG ==

I remember you! :D {{User:Sinta-tan/sig}}
:From where? {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 03:25, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

== Congraturations ==
[[WUW:Acceptance_Speech|Details within]]. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 07:03, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

== Please../ ==

don't delete other people's fanstuff for no reason/ {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:33, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
:No reason? Bahahahahahahano. There was, in fact, a reason - it was:
# Horrible
# Comprised entirely of other people's ideas
So screw you, it's getting deleted. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 03:34, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

== Attack page ==

You do not create pages attacking ANY user for ANY reason, am I clear? --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 05:03, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:Personally, I really don't think Chwoka did anything wrong. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:30, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:can you restore it so i can see whether or not it was offensive {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:35, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::It wasn't necessarily bad. Certain, it would probably get an uptight parent angry, but it really wasn't all that bad. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:48, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:::It's cruel. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:33, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::::it's cool {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::Raiku, learn to take a joke. It's not even that offensive. Just take the time to laugh. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:36, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::Can I make one of ChwokA? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:38, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Meh. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:39, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

== Can I retry? ==

Please? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:26, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:No! {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 02:27, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::You hate me too. Why? It's crap! You know what? I don't care. I hate this wiki because everyone hates me! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:30, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:::But me, CG, and SR. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:31, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:Dear god, NPP, you are the whiniest prick and over-react to every possible situation. He even said that if you failed the audition, you couldn't try again. This is your own fault. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:32, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Chaos: I don't care! Call me a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! Raiku: I don't see why you don't hate me! If I could, I would destroy the WUW! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:34, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

== Mod Template ==

I have scythe's permission to have it there. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:But not mine! BRWHAHAHAHAHA ''{200~ KiB of HAHAHA... removed --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 23:36, 1 April 2009 (UTC)}''

naw but seriosuly okay

{{User:Chwoka/sig}}

That was the biggest edit ever!!! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:15, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

== Hey Chwoka let's riff on RoB ==

Let's riff on RoB

Chwoka hey {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 21:21, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

== "If you give me the link to the game, I'll play it" ==

FOLLOW UP ON YOUR WORD

[[Badstar Strunner: Ace Attorney.]] -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== you are flooding irc ==

please stop it hurts my head and i want to play total drama wiki island {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 20:18, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
:read the summaries. Set your RC to "Advanced" in your preferences, and the flood will be reduced to one line. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

== ehem ==

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j189/HomestarMaximum/Somewhereoutthere.png

--{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 23:59, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

== If you want me to include you in Skullbuggy Drops Acid... ==

You'll have to tell me your first name, so I can use your real-world self, and not just make you one of Wesley's hallucinations. And you probably don't want that. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:56, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

== A giftart approaches! ==

It is early morning, and the night is black and all is still. Carefully taking her weapon of choice from her lair, she stalks the labyrinthine halls. Hearing a brief scuffle of movement, she is alerted to the presence of her prey. On soft, silent feet she quietly pushes aside the barrier. Suddenly, her quarry freezes, sensing her presence, and turns his head to look.

[http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6633/scan0015.png "Huh?"]

The flash of her camera illuminates the basement.

(Drawn and written because I happen to feel like it, whether you do or not.) -[[User:Chmera|Ch'mera]]
:obviously not really spanish.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 00:09, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

* why are "my" eyes on the side of "my" head
* that looks like "my" front, not the back
* my hairline is receding, apparently
** in two dimensions nonetheless
* why is my collar almost as wide as my shoulder
*the distance between the tumb and rest of the fingers is too long on the left hand
* my spine is pointing right, i should probably have that checked out
* my arm is on the wrong side of my body that can't be good
** and it appears it is defying persepctive by pointing backwards
* do i have a left hand or left flipper
* left sleeve is shorter than right sleeve
** left ARM is shorter than the right one too
* and the left one is skinnier too, have I been only using dumbells with one arm?
* is that trashcan on the floor or just floating there
** if it's on the floor, either it's far away or i have really short legs and the table is scaled to fit them
*** and then the table isn't on the wall and the posters are just floating there themselves
* also if that's my back i've got breasts and an hourglass figure
* come to think of it, the entire body looks like it's going the opposite direction of the head, and the neck does not look like it's turning

on the other hand, the table legs are fine {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

::Thanks, was looking for constructive crit. I'll see if I can fix it, I'll update you if and when it is. -[[User:Chmera|Ch'mera]]

== WHAHJHAGjyhasgdhsbaarueiobguivoe5trbyntios dBOuiwevfg5 896GY50V ==

CHANGE MY EMAIL PAGE BACK, YOU RANDOM MOD! [[User:Toonypie|Toonypie]]

== "broke rule 1 of free-for-all week didn't even think that was possible" ==

Raiku breaking rules

It's so possible {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:40, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
:Hey, we all get it. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:31, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

== Chwoka... ==

stop vandalizing Wikihood. You aren't a Wikihood moderator. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:41, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
:I AM EDITOR also i am punishing them for focusing on a fight scene way too much {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::It's their fanstuff. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:44, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
::"wikihood is a publicly-owned entity" {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::"that holds majority of the vote situations(namely on fighting plots)" {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:52, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
::::Still, I kinda liked it better before you touched it... {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 11:19, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

== Regarding Wikihood ==

I see you want to make it better, but I'd rather we stick to our own written work. If you'd like to have a subpage on the Wikihood page for "Chwoka Tidies Up!" episodes, I'm all for it, but I'd rather just leave the current episodes to us and revise them afterward in a new page. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 21:26, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

I gave Foil a physical form using aluminum. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:04, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

:The N.O.X.I.G.A.R. System? Is that something you just thought up of? What do the initials even stand for? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 20:29, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

== ... ==

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3765/110924-27557-deathstroke_super.JPG {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 04:08, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

== You Won ==

You won the [[Weekly Contest]]. 
[[File:Chwokawins.png|700px]] {{User:The thing/sig}} 15:57, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== Your Presidency ==

yeah yeah sure as long as i remain emperor i don't care either way {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:51, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

== You're a mod ==

I'd like to report [[User:Zoo977|Zoo977]] for constant vandalism of my fanstuff, [[Hellius]]. He has also flamed me for the past few weeks, and is a nuisance. Thank you. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:36, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

== Expanding the GAME series ==

Is it okay if I can make a fangame to your GAME series called the FANGAME series? {{User:*Micah*/sig}} 22:15, 29 April 2011 (UTC)
<pre>[12:56:05] <Chwoka> bluby noid micah wants to make a sequel to my GAME 1 series
[12:56:11] <Chwoka> should i let him y/n
[12:56:32] <Bluby> only if it is called GAME 2 and the end has to be a gigantic FUCK YOU
[12:56:45] <NOID> i forgot micah was a thing
[12:56:49] <Chwoka> okay
[12:57:26] <Chwoka> http://wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/GAME_2 actually exists though blubry
[12:57:48] <Bluby> GAME FUCK YOU then
[12:58:09] <Chwoka> okay</pre>

so there's your terms. call it "GAME FUCK YOU" and the ending has to be "FUCK YOU" in giant letters and if it's not i have rights to claim copyright infringement. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 19:59, 18 June 2011 (UTC)
:what when did something happen on #wuw {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:50, 19 June 2011 (UTC)

== chwoka who is your favorite pony ==

mine is fluttershy she is so kawaii :3:3:3:3:3 <(^_^#)> -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:mine is fuck you and your shitty, slammed-together puddle of vomit you call humor. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:38, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
::Badstar, I will punch your face through my screen if you ever do that again. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 05:42, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
:::no you will not {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:00, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
:::wow what did badstar do {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:45, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
::::I automatically want to punch people in the face who use "Kawaii" in an otherwise English sentence, especially in the context of My Little Pony. My rage would have been much worse if he had used the words "Mai Waifu" {{User:Remolay/sig}} 03:19, 1 September 2011 (UTC)
:::::<nowiki>:I</nowiki> {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 05:56, 1 September 2011 (UTC)
::::pfft i liked ponies before i came back here {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:58, 1 September 2011 (UTC)
But really man, thanks for the critique. Slinging insults at me and editing my page without permission is so much better than giving me honest feedback. Thanks, bro. You're a great guy. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:hey he does it to everyone else and they don't complain

:mostly because they're inactive {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::look i don't need to give high-effort, substantial criticism to such an low-effort, insubstantial work and if you can't see exactly why what you made was the shit of the earth, there is NOTHING i could do to make you change perspectives. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::my favorite pony is rainbow dash -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 03:40, 3 September 2011 (UTC)
::::oh, now I know why you didn't give the world's greatest proper riffs

::::which I am super dissapointed about {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== On the subject of rulebreakers ==

Super Sam nullified all the guidelines but 1.2 a while ago. You can ask him yourself if you don't believe me, but if I thought I'd get in trouble over this, I would have bothered to replace the names and actions before transferring the pages here. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:05, 24 September 2011 (UTC)
:i think chwoka's aware of that, tbh
:the rulebreakers were probably just put there out of spite {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:44, 24 September 2011 (UTC)
::actually i wasn't {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 16:09, 25 September 2011 (UTC)
:::oh, forgive me then
:::i just assumed, considering the thing with badstar's thingy {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:08, 26 September 2011 (UTC)

== You're never going to read this. ==

This is mostly just a cathartic exercise for myself and the other stragglers on here. Why did you and the rest of your friends think that just because you happened to sign up for the HRFWiki before us, you had some kind of power over us? Why did we believe you? Well, the answer to that is obvious. We were all children. Vulnerable, impressionable children. The place you exerted so much imaginary control over was a website where we wrote fan fiction about a goofy flash cartoon. Why did you care about being on top so much? You weren't a god. You weren't important. You were just a shitty teenager that liked to bully children.

In short:

Fuck you, shithead.

{{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 03:15, 21 July 2018 (EDT)

:You're 100% right: I wasted away my middle school years being nasty, a bully online who thought he was clever. It's one of my deepest regrets and shames, and I was low-key relieved to see this site and the other fall off the face of the Earth but, well, it's not quite right to move forward without making amends or at the very least acknowledgement: I must (and do) carry the weight of being deep down an absolute dickhead with me always. (I could go on, but psychoanalyzing my younger self is basically making excuses. That reconciliation is between me and my head, this should be about you.) I sincerely apologize, for what very little that matters a decade or so on.

:Goodbye. - Chwoka, 22 July 2018
::Whoa, I'm surprised you saw this so quickly. We all do things we aren't proud of when we're kids, and the important thing is to acknowledge that and move on from it. I really appreciate the apology, and I forgive you. {{User:Bellstrom/sig}}

Oh boy. Y'know, when Keith first wrote this, I considered an addendum of my own but ultimately decided against it, mainly on the fact that I personally don't hold any real grudge against you or anyone else on this site anymore at this point. And here I am. That's not to say that I don't agree with the initial statement that was made, because I do. But that's not what I'm focused on in my writing of this. I will say personally that there were times during my time of activity on this site where I felt, well, that things were pretty shitty. Things such as the generation wars, the cliquey nature that emerged, and so forth. This is mainly me just acknowledging my own feelings on the matter, and also an acknowledgment that I had moments of shittiness too, as there are definitely moments from this site and related communities where I still look back and think about how I would've dealt with people and situations differently. For what it's worth, I forgive you.

This thing came from a group chat a few of us are in, and the topic of you, the Chooms, MSFT3K, etc came up. I am curious, however. How did you find out about this message? Your response came pretty quickly. Nonetheless, I applaud you on recognizing this and I sincerely wish you're doing well.

- Sephiroth (Hopefully the last time I will ever sign off with this name)

::wow hahaha damn that's fucked up. i never thought that the elitism and such actually got under anyone's skin, i always saw it as just some internet clique and i never participated in one (though i regret creating the (tw: using an illness to refer to something in a derogatory fashion) ''autistic'' wonderland that was wikihood and i guess that was a clique in itself) and didn't mind it, even as an 'active' "moderator" on this """website""".
::: chwoka you're a real one for being forward and not making excuses about your behaviour though. keith (as that happens to be your name) - if you've gone to put chwoka on blast here, i hope you've done the same for anyone else that made you feel that way as well
:::: why the fuck am i putting time into writing this i'm sorry i'm bored and remembered this site existed only to find that the lyrics to rock the casbah were posted on my talk page; hope all you fellas (since the only girl on the website was shwoo) are living the best lives you can be, if not working towards getting there :) {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 09:43, 18 September 2018 (EDT)
All things considered, this thread is very wholesome. Not relevant to the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki specifically, but I have been a part of many fandom communities both through my childhood and teenage years online, and there have been moments where I've made mistakes I wasn't fond of, got kicked out of groups, felt slighted by specific people, etc. It's happened to me and I've seen it happen to others. But it is nice, on the rare occasion it happens, to see those same people reunite years later on an online thread to apologize and make amends. This was a nice read, and Chwoka's reply to the initial post was very mature. --[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] ([[User talk:Mitchell|talk]]) 10:03, 18 September 2018 (EDT)

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2018-09-18T14:03:35Z

Mitchell: /* You're never going to read this. */ -- Oh, hey. I added something!

== Wikihood ==
It's starting if you want to contribute and moderate and all that stuff. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 13:23, 8 November 2007 (MST)

== I got your message ==

Sorry about not being there, but I stay logged on so that you know I'm not dead. It's too bad we're always on at different times... [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Ekul http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/MaraudingManiac/Ekulsig2.jpg][[User talk:Ekul|∞]] 14:43, 8 November 2007 (MST)

== Hmm? ==

Question: Why do ''you'' care so much about Wikihood? --'''[[User talk:Vindicator|«<big>√</big>į]][[User:Vindicator|ńđīçąŧ]][[User_talk:Vindicator|ōŗ»]] [[Wiki's End|©'07]] [[Special:Contributions/Vindicator|c]]''' 13:43, 17 February 2008 (MST)

Because Wikihood 2 was awesome.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 14:41, 17 February 2008 (MST)

== Want to join..==
Wikirmies online?--[[User:Userunknown|User]][[User talk:Userunknown|unknown]][[Wikirmies online|!]][[Image:Games Banner.PNG|25px]] 18:08, 21 April 2008 (MDT)

== NGCMH ==

I've migrated over here, so I'm probably going to be much more active than I have been. Any news with you? {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 08:20, 24 April 2008 (MDT)

== Swearing ==

Try not to swear in future: it's still against the rules, and you aren't doing yourself any favors. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 13:28, 26 April 2008 (MDT)

== Please. ==

You seem to be trying to change the plot of The Void. The set plot is having a group of users get teleported to an empty void and trying to figure out it's secrets, ''not'' a dream about a void. Please follow the plot. At the moment all you are doing is considered spamming.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 04:16, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

== Your Game Making progrum... ==

...is an alcoholic beverage? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:10, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
:[http://xkcd.com/323/ Read the study] {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 01:22, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
::No, it's a trxt-adventure maker that Eric invented and NAMED after an alcoholic beverage.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 05:06, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

== Hi ==

Hey Chwoka! {{User:The thing/sig}} 18:35, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

== [[Styx Fan's Mii Service|Go Here!!!]] ==

--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:12, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars

== Re:Talk Page Spam ==

I'm Advertising! I know a couple Users who have!--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:26, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars
:REPLY ON YOUR OWN TALK PAGE NOT MINE. This is another stupid mean and annoying thing people do but nobody should.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:27, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
::That's what you think, I haven't had Business in 1 Month!--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:31, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars
:::REPLY ON YOUR OWN TALK PAGE MORON DO YOU EVEN READ WHAT I WRITE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE BUSINESS HERE.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:33, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
::::I was trying to get you the Message--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:36, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue
:::::DO IT ON YOUR OWN TALK PAGE, I CAN SEE RC AND WILL PROBABLY CHECK BACK ON IT VERY QUICKLY. Plus it makes conversations HARD to follow if it jumps back and forth between talk pages.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:38, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

== Wikihood III ==

When are you thinking of getting started? {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 18:46, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:When you say so.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 18:48, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::I'm going to see if Ekul's in first. If he is, then we'll start when he's ready. If he doesn't want to participate, then we'll have to see. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 18:55, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Can I help with it? {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 21:45, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::No. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 21:51, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::Can I join? {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 21:54, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::Probably not. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:55, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Yes, you can join, but not yet. A word to the wise: our characters are generally much older than yours, you might want to age 'im up a bit-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 22:19, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::How so? That statement may apply in more ways than one, but seeing as how nobody can ever know Chaos' age, it doesn't matter in the literal department. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:28, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::I was talking to WUJCM, but you might want to make your character differentthan in Wikihood: Redux. PLEASE. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:33, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::My character is 112 in Wikihood. {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 00:29, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::That's too old.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:22, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:Can one of my(different than other Wikihood) characters join? how old do I have to have him? [[User:Myself and I|Myself and I]] 02:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::Wait, Wikihood people are like...teens to adults, right? Maybe I could chuck Ryan and Wolf into Wikihood III. Oh, and by the way, I found a wireless port. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 02:12, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
why chwoka why -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 02:34, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:This wasn't my idea.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:59, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Over night I've begun to have second thoughts. Wikihood has always been a double-edged sword, and I wouldn't like to go through losing another. I don't know if it would be wise to try to make a new one. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 08:28, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:I'm in if there aren't going to be outside references. Well, plot-wise. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 10:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::If Wikihood 3 is made, the premise must be to eliminate the things which have tainted the others. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 10:27, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Sounds good. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 10:55, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Can my character be...21? Then, I'll have a kid, adult, and old version of my character. {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 14:41, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::I just remembered something:

Many moons ago, I'd asked if it was okay for me to create a Wikihood III. Nobody answered, so I just didn't do it. Anyways, I figured I would name it something other than "Wikihood 3" because it would be dumb. Then, seeing as how Wikihood 2 was more commonly Wikihood2, I was out of options. Than i came up with the name '''Wikihood The Third'''. I figured we could call this "Wikihood III" that, seeing as how it was what little bit original it could be. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 16:09, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

== I've got a bone to pick with you. ==

Stop being rude to everyone. The world doesn't revolve around you, you know. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:25, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:That's what he said to me in a Wikihood edit. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:27, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::Chwoka said that to you, or I did? I'm just tired of his arrogance! It's driving me mad! I'm tired of his disrespect! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:33, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Then complain. Or abuse your mod powers. The second is probably a bad idea. I dunno. He doesn't seem to like the 3rd gens, or at least the latter half of them...{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:38, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::It's just, at first, I thought he was a little grumpy. Then, when he turned to swearing and insulting, that's what started me off on him. You may see on my talk page, I tryed to make peace with him, but that was proved unaffective, as I noticed he had still been pushing people around. I'm tired of it. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:43, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::[[Talk:Recollection of the Lost Wikihood|Remember this little gem?]] {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:50, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Tell me about it! Chwoka, this is a warning. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:52, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

arrogance = intolerance of stupidity [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 18:57, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:There's a difference between intolerance of stupidity, and being a jerk. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:59, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::but intolerance of stupidity will cause the jerky behavior and to avoid jerky behavior you must not be stupid but c'mon look at this wiki therefore we are in a vicious cycle [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 19:04, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::It's not intolerance of stupidity. They're attacks. Want proof? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:07, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::not really since I think this entire conversation is pretty stupid and you should stop taking some 13 year old kid on the Internet and his comments so seriously [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 19:20, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::I did. It didn't work. So I'm warning him. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:45, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:If he won't listen to you, he might listen to me. Just a backup plan. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 20:00, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::The world doesn't revolve around biased opinions either. He was expressing his honest opinion. I mean, I'd rather have a brutal, heartless opinion than a happy one. Because truth > lie. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:27, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::I'm not against his honest opinions, I am against his knocking people down with the intention to bring down. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:31, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::: Maybe he's trying to prevent the fanstuff that is utter crap to even see the daylight so that the good fanstuff can exist. LOL NONE EXISTS :V {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:34, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::: I'm fine with that. But you can do that without stuff like this.

*Calling Raiku an Idiot for not doing ''{these tags}'' right.
*Calling Me and Chaos ****** writers.
*Overall, putting people down. THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO GO. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO ENCOURAGE THEM. NOT CRAP ALL OVER THEM AND WHATEVER THEY TRY TO DO.

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:03, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

That last one makes me think he's like Lewis Black. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:04, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

So you only have one point that proves your point since the second is a little thing called "constructive criticsm" (albeit some hefty criticism if that's true) and the third is just a summary. And no, you do not sugarcoat things and plug your ears and go "lalala everybody's special and their fanstuff is so amazing" because then we're just stuck with a bunch of liars and terrible fanstuff. I swear this is like the fifth time I've had to say this. [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 21:06, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Hey, the first thing users need to do is READ THE GUIDELINES. If Raiku read 1.3, he'd know how to do it without this happening. Calling you and Chaos "****** writers" is his own opinion. He probably doesn't mean to put people down either. However, if he admits to all this, he doesn't deserve a warning. Just a message of "don't be TOO negative". {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 21:08, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::We've tried warning him, I also brought that to the sysops attention when he called us bad writers. They didn't even do anything about it. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:10, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::You don't just call someone a ****** writer and expect to get away with it! And I don't care if he didn't mean to offend! He did it anyway, and maybe he should think a bit before saying offensive things like that. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:14, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::can you supply prove that he called a bunch of asteriks that I don't see what they stand for writer because otherwise this argument needs to be concluded [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 21:15, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::[[Talk:Recollection_of_the_Lost_Wikihood|Proof here. It even used to be uncensored.]] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:17, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Broken link is Broken. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:17, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::Fix'd. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:19, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Link to the revision history before the censor. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:21, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:He used the s-word, alright? {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 21:22, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::Why yes he did sirrah {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:23, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::[http://www.clamburger.org/wuw/index.php?title=Talk:Recollection_of_the_Lost_Wikihood&oldid=13591 Proof of swearing.] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:24, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Welp ok then. But I actually agree with him, the people here should definitely learn not to cram in awkward backstories whenever they can and try their hardest not to make characters with intentions of being "cool" or something. That's all my constructive criticism anyways and I bet this POSSES Chwoka off so sorry chwoka [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 21:24, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Even though he is a little rude sometimes(mostly to me), it's just who he is. I remember Noid and Bluebry saying that Chwoka's inconsideration for people's feelings is what makes him awesome. I still don't know what that means, but I think we all should just leave each other alone. We all agree that Chwoka isn't the nicest person in the wiki, but he's just doing his way of constructive criticism. If it's a little too vulgar for this wiki, just censor it like I did. You don't have to start yelling at him and judging him, then you're not being any better than he is. I do agree that if Chwoka does bite the newbies, then a warning is in place, but Raiku isn't really a newb and he should've known better. In tl;dr version, Chwoka is a human/teen too, just one with an attitude, yelling at him will only make it worse, and Raiku is not a newb. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:12, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

I don't yell at them because they're newbs, I yell at them because they're n00bs. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:09, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Yeah, I'm not trying to stop you from doing everything in life, I'm just telling you to lighten up a bit.. a lot. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:34, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
::This will never happen. If a woman can't change a man, you can't change Chwoka. (/lame analogy) {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:57, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Women can give men Sex Changes, therefor we can give him an attitude changing. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:59, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
::::I mean personality wise. Haven't you seen any day-time TV? {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 21:03, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

== I've got a bone to give you. ==

It's in my pants lol

sorry this just had to happen it's too hilarious

i have no opinion on the above topic, but yeah, chwoka's pretty awesome. i still need to look it all over, jcm's tl;dr was helpful though. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 22:18, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

== Swearing Part Two: Eclectic Boogaloo ==

Cut it out, Chwoka. Using the "s-word" is absolutely unacceptable anywhere outside the chatroom. Next time you let it slip out, I'll alert some higher-ups. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:05, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

== Okay so what the hell ==

We're not friends anymore >:000 {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:43, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:I never liked you anyway. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:44, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::You are a stupidhead YES I WENT THERE {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:45, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Yay! A new spot for me! I mean, sorry, Bluebry. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:45, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::: Bluebry, you're a dumbface. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:46, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::::shut the hell up. i dont even want to hear from you {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:48, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::yeah well take [[User:Bluebry|this!]] -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:49, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

== Personal Attacks ==

Please stop before I report you to a mod. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 01:28, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
:The idea was just a demonstration that just because something isn't important doesn't mean that it doesn't deserve to stay - heck, the whole WUW is unimportant when you think abvout it. But, more importantly, it was to get an edit in on the Objection! page we have set up.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:30, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
::Oh, it was also a demonstration on how important nipping these type of problems in the bud ARE, in case they escalate.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:31, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

== GO UPDATE OBEJCTION ==

DO IT {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 02:16, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:SORRY-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:19, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
::Do you think I'm being too comedic here?-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:23, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
What, there's a wookiee on this wiki? Go back to [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]]. --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 02:42, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:gb2sesamestreet nubbie {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:57, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
::CHWOKA IT IS TIME AGAIN COME DO THIS THING [[Special:Contributions/66.30.100.140|66.30.100.140]] 22:51, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
:::FFFFFFFF UPDATE {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:03, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

== Now now... ==

It's just an interactive game. Don't go crazy 'bout it. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:52, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

== College Interview ==

Update. Please. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 01:49, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

== IRC ==

Why did you leave? Noid and cheese lft. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 00:42, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
:i actually do have some interest in objection {{User:The Noid/sig}} 00:44, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

== Trolling ==

You were just trolling on raiku's fanstuff, and were participating in a revert war. Please stop. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

== MFT3K ==

Host Segment 2

Should we start it now? {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 16:27, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

:Yes.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:22, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

== Sig ==

Would you like a sig? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:09, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:he likes none ... i think {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 02:09, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Not from you, Raiku - [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:15, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:Why? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:16, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

== Hello there, sir ==

I would like to request the use of your images for [[JCM's Animation Studio]]. Letting us use these files will be very much appreciated, as we are thriving to become the biggest source of animations on the wiki. {{User:JCM/sig}} 04:30, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
:hell knaw {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::Fine. I don't need your crappy meter, anyway. {{User:JCM/sig}} 04:46, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
:::JCM: what will he do next, ladies and gentlemen? [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 04:50, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

== Second Try ==

Listen, I know you think of me as a third gen, and I may be one, but can we put our differences aside and be friends? I can be a second gen if you open a door for me to become one. {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:06, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
:I've given you chance time and time again, without telling you. You always seem to fall flat on your face. This shall serve as a reminder: someone is watching and keeping score. Maybe not me, but someone. It's called a "reputation", and it's hard to change. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::I know about my reputation, but I've been trying hard to change it, and I've been improving the past month, but the only way for me to be completely cleansed of my past is for me to get your approval. {{User:JCM/sig}} 02:33, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
:::I'll be watching you like a hawk on toast. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 02:58, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

== ZOMG ==

I remember you! :D {{User:Sinta-tan/sig}}
:From where? {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 03:25, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

== Congraturations ==
[[WUW:Acceptance_Speech|Details within]]. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 07:03, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

== Please../ ==

don't delete other people's fanstuff for no reason/ {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:33, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
:No reason? Bahahahahahahano. There was, in fact, a reason - it was:
# Horrible
# Comprised entirely of other people's ideas
So screw you, it's getting deleted. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 03:34, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

== Attack page ==

You do not create pages attacking ANY user for ANY reason, am I clear? --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 05:03, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:Personally, I really don't think Chwoka did anything wrong. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:30, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:can you restore it so i can see whether or not it was offensive {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:35, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::It wasn't necessarily bad. Certain, it would probably get an uptight parent angry, but it really wasn't all that bad. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:48, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:::It's cruel. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:33, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::::it's cool {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::Raiku, learn to take a joke. It's not even that offensive. Just take the time to laugh. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:36, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::Can I make one of ChwokA? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:38, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Meh. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:39, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

== Can I retry? ==

Please? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:26, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:No! {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 02:27, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::You hate me too. Why? It's crap! You know what? I don't care. I hate this wiki because everyone hates me! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:30, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:::But me, CG, and SR. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:31, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:Dear god, NPP, you are the whiniest prick and over-react to every possible situation. He even said that if you failed the audition, you couldn't try again. This is your own fault. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:32, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Chaos: I don't care! Call me a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! Raiku: I don't see why you don't hate me! If I could, I would destroy the WUW! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:34, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

== Mod Template ==

I have scythe's permission to have it there. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:But not mine! BRWHAHAHAHAHA ''{200~ KiB of HAHAHA... removed --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 23:36, 1 April 2009 (UTC)}''

naw but seriosuly okay

{{User:Chwoka/sig}}

That was the biggest edit ever!!! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:15, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

== Hey Chwoka let's riff on RoB ==

Let's riff on RoB

Chwoka hey {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 21:21, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

== "If you give me the link to the game, I'll play it" ==

FOLLOW UP ON YOUR WORD

[[Badstar Strunner: Ace Attorney.]] -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== you are flooding irc ==

please stop it hurts my head and i want to play total drama wiki island {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 20:18, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
:read the summaries. Set your RC to "Advanced" in your preferences, and the flood will be reduced to one line. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

== ehem ==

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j189/HomestarMaximum/Somewhereoutthere.png

--{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 23:59, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

== If you want me to include you in Skullbuggy Drops Acid... ==

You'll have to tell me your first name, so I can use your real-world self, and not just make you one of Wesley's hallucinations. And you probably don't want that. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:56, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

== A giftart approaches! ==

It is early morning, and the night is black and all is still. Carefully taking her weapon of choice from her lair, she stalks the labyrinthine halls. Hearing a brief scuffle of movement, she is alerted to the presence of her prey. On soft, silent feet she quietly pushes aside the barrier. Suddenly, her quarry freezes, sensing her presence, and turns his head to look.

[http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6633/scan0015.png "Huh?"]

The flash of her camera illuminates the basement.

(Drawn and written because I happen to feel like it, whether you do or not.) -[[User:Chmera|Ch'mera]]
:obviously not really spanish.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 00:09, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

* why are "my" eyes on the side of "my" head
* that looks like "my" front, not the back
* my hairline is receding, apparently
** in two dimensions nonetheless
* why is my collar almost as wide as my shoulder
*the distance between the tumb and rest of the fingers is too long on the left hand
* my spine is pointing right, i should probably have that checked out
* my arm is on the wrong side of my body that can't be good
** and it appears it is defying persepctive by pointing backwards
* do i have a left hand or left flipper
* left sleeve is shorter than right sleeve
** left ARM is shorter than the right one too
* and the left one is skinnier too, have I been only using dumbells with one arm?
* is that trashcan on the floor or just floating there
** if it's on the floor, either it's far away or i have really short legs and the table is scaled to fit them
*** and then the table isn't on the wall and the posters are just floating there themselves
* also if that's my back i've got breasts and an hourglass figure
* come to think of it, the entire body looks like it's going the opposite direction of the head, and the neck does not look like it's turning

on the other hand, the table legs are fine {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

::Thanks, was looking for constructive crit. I'll see if I can fix it, I'll update you if and when it is. -[[User:Chmera|Ch'mera]]

== WHAHJHAGjyhasgdhsbaarueiobguivoe5trbyntios dBOuiwevfg5 896GY50V ==

CHANGE MY EMAIL PAGE BACK, YOU RANDOM MOD! [[User:Toonypie|Toonypie]]

== "broke rule 1 of free-for-all week didn't even think that was possible" ==

Raiku breaking rules

It's so possible {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:40, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
:Hey, we all get it. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:31, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

== Chwoka... ==

stop vandalizing Wikihood. You aren't a Wikihood moderator. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:41, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
:I AM EDITOR also i am punishing them for focusing on a fight scene way too much {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::It's their fanstuff. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:44, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
::"wikihood is a publicly-owned entity" {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::"that holds majority of the vote situations(namely on fighting plots)" {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:52, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
::::Still, I kinda liked it better before you touched it... {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 11:19, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

== Regarding Wikihood ==

I see you want to make it better, but I'd rather we stick to our own written work. If you'd like to have a subpage on the Wikihood page for "Chwoka Tidies Up!" episodes, I'm all for it, but I'd rather just leave the current episodes to us and revise them afterward in a new page. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 21:26, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

I gave Foil a physical form using aluminum. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:04, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

:The N.O.X.I.G.A.R. System? Is that something you just thought up of? What do the initials even stand for? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 20:29, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

== ... ==

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3765/110924-27557-deathstroke_super.JPG {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 04:08, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

== You Won ==

You won the [[Weekly Contest]]. 
[[File:Chwokawins.png|700px]] {{User:The thing/sig}} 15:57, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== Your Presidency ==

yeah yeah sure as long as i remain emperor i don't care either way {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:51, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

== You're a mod ==

I'd like to report [[User:Zoo977|Zoo977]] for constant vandalism of my fanstuff, [[Hellius]]. He has also flamed me for the past few weeks, and is a nuisance. Thank you. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:36, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

== Expanding the GAME series ==

Is it okay if I can make a fangame to your GAME series called the FANGAME series? {{User:*Micah*/sig}} 22:15, 29 April 2011 (UTC)
<pre>[12:56:05] <Chwoka> bluby noid micah wants to make a sequel to my GAME 1 series
[12:56:11] <Chwoka> should i let him y/n
[12:56:32] <Bluby> only if it is called GAME 2 and the end has to be a gigantic FUCK YOU
[12:56:45] <NOID> i forgot micah was a thing
[12:56:49] <Chwoka> okay
[12:57:26] <Chwoka> http://wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/GAME_2 actually exists though blubry
[12:57:48] <Bluby> GAME FUCK YOU then
[12:58:09] <Chwoka> okay</pre>

so there's your terms. call it "GAME FUCK YOU" and the ending has to be "FUCK YOU" in giant letters and if it's not i have rights to claim copyright infringement. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 19:59, 18 June 2011 (UTC)
:what when did something happen on #wuw {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:50, 19 June 2011 (UTC)

== chwoka who is your favorite pony ==

mine is fluttershy she is so kawaii :3:3:3:3:3 <(^_^#)> -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:mine is fuck you and your shitty, slammed-together puddle of vomit you call humor. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:38, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
::Badstar, I will punch your face through my screen if you ever do that again. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 05:42, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
:::no you will not {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:00, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
:::wow what did badstar do {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:45, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
::::I automatically want to punch people in the face who use "Kawaii" in an otherwise English sentence, especially in the context of My Little Pony. My rage would have been much worse if he had used the words "Mai Waifu" {{User:Remolay/sig}} 03:19, 1 September 2011 (UTC)
:::::<nowiki>:I</nowiki> {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 05:56, 1 September 2011 (UTC)
::::pfft i liked ponies before i came back here {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:58, 1 September 2011 (UTC)
But really man, thanks for the critique. Slinging insults at me and editing my page without permission is so much better than giving me honest feedback. Thanks, bro. You're a great guy. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:hey he does it to everyone else and they don't complain

:mostly because they're inactive {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::look i don't need to give high-effort, substantial criticism to such an low-effort, insubstantial work and if you can't see exactly why what you made was the shit of the earth, there is NOTHING i could do to make you change perspectives. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::my favorite pony is rainbow dash -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 03:40, 3 September 2011 (UTC)
::::oh, now I know why you didn't give the world's greatest proper riffs

::::which I am super dissapointed about {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== On the subject of rulebreakers ==

Super Sam nullified all the guidelines but 1.2 a while ago. You can ask him yourself if you don't believe me, but if I thought I'd get in trouble over this, I would have bothered to replace the names and actions before transferring the pages here. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:05, 24 September 2011 (UTC)
:i think chwoka's aware of that, tbh
:the rulebreakers were probably just put there out of spite {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:44, 24 September 2011 (UTC)
::actually i wasn't {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 16:09, 25 September 2011 (UTC)
:::oh, forgive me then
:::i just assumed, considering the thing with badstar's thingy {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:08, 26 September 2011 (UTC)

== You're never going to read this. ==

This is mostly just a cathartic exercise for myself and the other stragglers on here. Why did you and the rest of your friends think that just because you happened to sign up for the HRFWiki before us, you had some kind of power over us? Why did we believe you? Well, the answer to that is obvious. We were all children. Vulnerable, impressionable children. The place you exerted so much imaginary control over was a website where we wrote fan fiction about a goofy flash cartoon. Why did you care about being on top so much? You weren't a god. You weren't important. You were just a shitty teenager that liked to bully children.

In short:

Fuck you, shithead.

{{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 03:15, 21 July 2018 (EDT)

:You're 100% right: I wasted away my middle school years being nasty, a bully online who thought he was clever. It's one of my deepest regrets and shames, and I was low-key relieved to see this site and the other fall off the face of the Earth but, well, it's not quite right to move forward without making amends or at the very least acknowledgement: I must (and do) carry the weight of being deep down an absolute dickhead with me always. (I could go on, but psychoanalyzing my younger self is basically making excuses. That reconciliation is between me and my head, this should be about you.) I sincerely apologize, for what very little that matters a decade or so on.

:Goodbye. - Chwoka, 22 July 2018
::Whoa, I'm surprised you saw this so quickly. We all do things we aren't proud of when we're kids, and the important thing is to acknowledge that and move on from it. I really appreciate the apology, and I forgive you. {{User:Bellstrom/sig}}

Oh boy. Y'know, when Keith first wrote this, I considered an addendum of my own but ultimately decided against it, mainly on the fact that I personally don't hold any real grudge against you or anyone else on this site anymore at this point. And here I am. That's not to say that I don't agree with the initial statement that was made, because I do. But that's not what I'm focused on in my writing of this. I will say personally that there were times during my time of activity on this site where I felt, well, that things were pretty shitty. Things such as the generation wars, the cliquey nature that emerged, and so forth. This is mainly me just acknowledging my own feelings on the matter, and also an acknowledgment that I had moments of shittiness too, as there are definitely moments from this site and related communities where I still look back and think about how I would've dealt with people and situations differently. For what it's worth, I forgive you.

This thing came from a group chat a few of us are in, and the topic of you, the Chooms, MSFT3K, etc came up. I am curious, however. How did you find out about this message? Your response came pretty quickly. Nonetheless, I applaud you on recognizing this and I sincerely wish you're doing well.

- Sephiroth (Hopefully the last time I will ever sign off with this name)

::wow hahaha damn that's fucked up. i never thought that the elitism and such actually got under anyone's skin, i always saw it as just some internet clique and i never participated in one (though i regret creating the (tw: using an illness to refer to something in a derogatory fashion) ''autistic'' wonderland that was wikihood and i guess that was a clique in itself) and didn't mind it, even as an 'active' "moderator" on this """website""".
::: chwoka you're a real one for being forward and not making excuses about your behaviour though. keith (as that happens to be your name) - if you've gone to put chwoka on blast here, i hope you've done the same for anyone else that made you feel that way as well
:::: why the fuck am i putting time into writing this i'm sorry i'm bored and remembered this site existed only to find that the lyrics to rock the casbah were posted on my talk page; hope all you fellas (since the only girl on the website was shwoo) are living the best lives you can be, if not working towards getting there :) {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 09:43, 18 September 2018 (EDT)
All things considered, this thread is very wholesome. Not relevant to the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki specifically, but I have been a part of many fandom communities both through my childhood and teenage years online, and there have been moments where I've made mistakes I wasn't fond of, got kicked out of groups, felt slighted by specific people, etc. But it is nice, on the rare occasion it happens, to see those same people reunite years later on an online thread to apologize and make amends. This was a nice read, and Chwoka's reply to the initial post was very mature. --[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] ([[User talk:Mitchell|talk]]) 10:03, 18 September 2018 (EDT)

Text Fiction

2016-09-09T18:04:54Z

Mitchell:

''Please sort your fanstuff accordingly.''

{{Sort}}

== # ==
*[[1-Up Emails]] - 1-Up's original email show, rebooted and ready for questions.
*[[5 Cool Guys]] - Starring Chaos, Sylar, Lemon, Bell, and Sephiroth. Sometimes Ryan. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 04:18, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
== A ==
*[[Airstar Flyer Emails For Now]] - Miss a dose of Flyer? See more here, for now!
*[[A Super Cool Song]] - READ ME READ ME READ ME. Retrieved from 2 days of work in the sandbox, the lyrics remix every bit of text that was there. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:57, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
*[[Adventures of Yobnaf]] - A video game? Holy Prac!
*[[The Age of Chaos]] - The strife before the peace...
*[[TAODATP|The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo]]
*[[Animadness]] - I actually DISLIKE some anime!? WHAT -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== B ==
*[[Being a Troll: The Guide for Idiots!]] - A ''Joke'' Manual on being a troll. Feel free to contribute!
*[[The Mansion Crew Reviews!]] - Badstar and friends review stuff! HOW EXCITING [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
*[[Bell Quest]] - Yes, I am transporting one of the worst adventure fanfics to this wiki, but the sequel will be purged and stay purged.
*[[Bell Quest: Live And Reloaded]] A remake of the peice of crap that was Bell Quest. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]] and [[User: Im a bell|Im a bell]].
*[[Bell Quest 3]]
*[[Biterphobia]] - A story of the idiot everyone knows and loves. -- [[User:Cluelesscat|Cluelesscat]]
*[[The Bluebry Show|Bluebry Show, The]] - it's cool kind of [[User:Bluebry|Bluebry]]
*[[badstar can riff too]] or can he -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== C ==
*[[CC, LIVE!!]] - Taking song suggestions. I'm planning for 23 songs. [[User:Cluelesscat|Cluelesscat]]
*[http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2756393/1/Christmas_on_a_Cadillac Christmas on a Cadillac] - During one of his annual trips around the world, Santa is conned out of his trademarks by a clever salesman, and must figure out how to get them back in this exciting Christmas fiction parody. {{User:JCM/sig}}
*[[Con_email.wue]] - The classic WUE from the HRFWiki gone and did a U-Turn into the WUW.
*[[Image:Icon FotF.png]] [[Conshow]] - Conchris and Co. jump on the bandwagon for a rather random adventure. Also great writing practise.
*[[Coolness Chronicles]] - Watch cool people go on cool adventures! {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 00:01, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
*[[Continue the story]] - What do you think?
*[[Cake]] - When Badstar volunteers at the Apeture Science Enrichment Center, he gets more then he bargains for. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
*[[Crime Scene In-farce-tigation]] - Something I did for the Spongebob Fanon Wiki {{User:JCM/sig}}

== D ==
*[[Dangerous Quest]] - Epic win. - {{User:Tahu/sig}} and [[User:Ben|Ben]]
*[[The Death of Bell]] - Guess.
*[[Death of Bell: Redux]] - Well, I'm (and Badstar is) doing it for the first thing of mine(and Badstar's) that got MST'd, so why not I do it for the first thing of mine that's getting ReffTexted? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:41, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
*[[Define Normal]] - Two friends and their robot journey through different dimension to find what "Normal" means. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}}
*[[Demented Detectives]] - Another Badstar and Bell production.
*[[DH]] - ???
*[[Doctor Wiki]] - A Wiki Version of Doctor Who.
*[[Doggie Emails]] - A dramatic telling of the life of young doggie.
*[[The Doll House]] - A new reallity TV show about 5 dolls living under one roof!
*[[Dominated!]] - What would the TF2 classes say if they killed you more then 3 or 4 times?
*[[Da n00by sho!!!111]] - dis is may bezt wurk yet!!!!11
*[[Dynasty 7; The Clamburger]] - A tale of a man and his creation.

== E ==
*[[Emerl's Blog]] - Emerl's Blog. Duh. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 04:39, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
*[[Ethan & Dolan]] - Tonight at 12. -{{User:TheDenzel/sig}}
*[[Estate Of Panic: Badstar Edition]] - Can Badstar and friends survive this frightening reality/game show? -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
*[[Exodus: The Power Of 3]] - A new adventure fic starring new characters.
*[[Exoforce]]
*[[Eureka!]] - No, ''your eka''. ...Okay, kidding. A spinoff of Objection. Investigate crime scenes, use logic, and find the truth!

== F ==
*[[Facing the Past]] - A Fanfiction brought to you by the Tommyspud, maybe I can reveal some history for my character, lol.
*[[Fuji Hachi:What The Frag]] - Some crap you'd find weird. [[User:Im a bell|Im a bell]]
*[[Fighting Like a Pickle]] - The title is just random
*[[Forsythe And Friends]] - Forsythe makes a show about him and his friends! WARNING: It's zomg so random! {{User:Sinta-tan/sig}}
*[[The Free Country USA Breakfast Massacre: The Ween Toon 2012|The Free Country USA Breakfast Massacre]] - a Halloween toon coming early for 2012.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]

== G ==
*[[GDDTV]] Good Deal Dan TV. Seriously. [[User:Good Deal Dan|Good Deal Dan]]
*[[Gilligan 'n' Tracy]] - This story takes place several years from now. This story is about Gilligan Strunner, son of Badstar, and his best friend Tracey Bellstrom, son of Im a bell. By [[User:Badstar|Badstar]] and [[User: Im a bell|Im a bell]]
*[[Guilty until proven innocent]] - Homestar tiger doesn't belong in a courtroom. But he has to be for this story. By [[User:Homestar tiger|Homestar tiger]].
*[[Image:Icon FotF.png]][[Green Grass and High Tides Forever!]] - A transcript toon series that takes place in YouTube Poop. Summary: In YouTube Poop, everything's all fun and games, until wiki users and other people make the scene!
*[[The Reality Show]] - 20 people are divided into 2 teams and are forced to do unbelievable stunts.
*[[The Great Wiki User Wiki Multiverse Barrier Collapse Crisis]] - WEHEHEHE (Shortcut: [[MBCC]])
*[[Gavin Price's Flaming Circus Tent]] - Oh yes. (Shortcut: [[GPFCT]])

== H ==
*[[Half Life, Full Life Consequennces: Wiki User Edition]] - the most epic fanfic ever reanacted by wiki peoples.
*[[Harbor Fun]] - Pirate-timed theme adventure in the small port town of Shennelburg. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 19:45, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
*[[Homestrong Emails]] - Homestrong, Badstar's brother and "number one villain" starts an email show!{{User:Badstar/sig}}

== I ==
*[[Image:Icon FotF.png]][[The Idiot's Keeper]]-Shwoo rools and Homestar tiger takes over. -By [[User:Homestar tiger|Homestar tiger]]
*[[I Know Why The Sun Shines|Chaos Teaches Typing]] - Don't believe everything you see. It may too, be a lie. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}}
*[[i can make poems]] - i can d00d its possible.

== J ==

*[[Image:Icon FotF.png]] [[JCMovies]] - Short films about a blue kid's canny life. {{User:JCM/sig}}
*[[The Journey Rascals]] - a brad new series from Wiki User Wiki featuring the kids that go on journeys in their elementary school, and yes, this is considered to be a dream project from TVB.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]

== K ==
*[[K-Chu's Show]]-Kirbychu has a show!{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}}

== L ==
*[[liamemail.omelet]] - Some E-mail show. By {{User:Liame/sig}}
*[[Liame THE MAXX]] - NO WAI [[User:Liame|Liame]] 01:32, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
*[[Lilfut Emails]] - Things are gonna get weird.
*[[Limited Obligations]]-The story of tomorrow, today. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}}
*[[Lemon Demon43 reviews (blank)]] - {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} review ''anything''!
*[[Luigi Emails.mushroom]] - Everyone's favorite Green Mario gets his own Email Show--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 03:13, 19 September 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars
*[[The last straw]] --Everyone has a breaking point. By {{User:Homestar tiger/sig}}
*[[Lemon Tells Stories]] - Just like grandma used to tell... {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 03:23, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
*[[Lemon's Blog]] -Ahahahahahaha

== M ==
*[[Man-o-mail]] Watch as Man-o-man checks the emails you send him! {{User:Man-o-man/sig}}
*[[Me, Myself, and I Show]]- The show to continue all shows.
*[[Mista Mono, LIVE]] - I rule you. {{User:Mista Mono/Uber Sig}}
*[[Mono-mails]] - Mr. One has an e-mail show! By [[User:Mista Mono|Mista Mono]]
*[[Image:Icon FotF.png]] [[Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000]] - Chwoka and others tear all types of fanstuff apart. What are you going to do about it?
*[[Monty Python: Wiki Edition]] - You are an idiot if you do not know what this is.
*[[mariofan1000 emails]] - I answer emails I hopefully get.

== N ==
*[[Next Gen(der)]] - Everybody in the WUW are the opposite gender!
*[[Ninja Pom Pom Dictionary]]
*[[NPP's Reviews]]
*[[NPPSRTV]]

== O ==
*[[Objection!]] - OBJECTION! COURT IS IN ORDER! SO IS THIS FIC!
*[[One of my TF things that probably won't survive]] - Just as I said.

== P ==
*[[Poetry Jam!]] - Have some poetry? Share it! {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 15:56, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
*[[The Poop Chronicles]] - I'M NOT RIPPING OFF GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVER! {{User:Counting Blue Cars/sig}}
*[[POPSTAR 5: The Series]] - wait what {{User:Im a bell/sig}}
*[[Puffbat Emails]] - A fat, flying beast from far-off lands buys a computer and pretty much nothing breaks loose. By --{{User:Homfrog/sig}}
*[[Plankton: Across the Seven Seas]] - Something else I did for the Spongebob Fanon Wiki. {{User:JCM/sig}}

== Q ==
*[[Quark: The Musical]] - Subatomic particles and stuff. Whoo. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 01:48, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

== R ==
*[[Raiku Email]] My Email!
*[[Recolection of the Lost Wikihood]]-The Wikihood that gave a crap of BEATING Super Sam and all the evil, not just randomly avoiding it with stupidity.
*[[Records Of Bell]]-Ancient Stories Of The One Called Bell.
*[[The RemolayRemadin Projects]] - Two very different shows about The same two characters.
*[[RiffText]] - Sign up to help Lightning Guy tear all types of fanstuff apart!
*[[Ritual]] - A young student becomes the assistant to an eccentric doctor.
*[[Robmails.exe]] - its back, but in its new series.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]
*[[The Raikhroncicles]] - PERSONAL ATTACK -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== S ==
*[[Sarette Emails]] - Whee. Newbie emails rock. - [[User:Sarette|Sarette]] 15:28, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
*[[Siege of Fire]] - A Fanfic/Story/Blog fanstuff, revolving around the fake characters made by [[User:Chaosvii7|Chaosvii7]].
*[[Sinta-tan Emails]] - Oh hai. Am I late? :D [[User:Eyriesink/sig]]
*[[Image:Icon FotF.png]] [[The SkullB Show]] - Skullbuggy and friends in a show for all to enjoy!
*[[Styx Fan's Super Crazy Show!!!]] - If everyone else gets a show why can't I? - [[User:Styx Fan|Styx Fan]]
*[[Super Luigi]] - Princess Peach has been kidnapped again, by someone other that Bowser, however, Mario can't really bother saving her this time. So Luigi sets off to save her himself.
*[[Styx Fan, ALXXMaXX, and Kirbychu's Supre Show!]] - A hillarious comedy show by [[User:ALXXMaXX|ALXMaXX]], {{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}}, and [[User:Counting Blue Cars|Styx Fan]].
*[[Song Parodies]] - Parody a song everybody likes, get five bucks! by {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}}
*[[Supreme Internet Geeks]] - a Parody of Super Smash Bros. Brawl--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 02:01, 10 September 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars
**[[Supreme Internet Geeks: The Remake]] - A remake of the original --[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 22:41, 28 July 2011 (UTC)
*[[SUPER RANDOM WIKI USER SKETCH SHOW]] - READ THE DAMN TITLE -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
*[[Stronghood]] - Homestrong, unable to take over the world, goes afterr the next best thing... Wikihood. But first... he'lll need some help.

== T ==
*[[Tahu Emails]] Randomness abounds!
*[[Tahu's Reviews]] - Okay, okay...
*[[Tales From The Flipped]] - A series of short stories by {{User:Homfrog/sig}}
*[[The Team Badstar Show!]] - When crime strikes, only 3 detectives can put an end to it...
*[[Time's Up]] - A fanfic when "time's up". Full description TBA.
*[[The Adventures of SCOTSMAN]] - The title says everything. {{User:Nebs/sig}}
*[[The Not So Real World Adventures of Joseph Mazzella]] - Joseph's life, featuring his friends! {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:44, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
*[[The Box]] - What happens to brawl characters before you unlock them? [[User:Tahu|Tahu]]
*[[The life of people who aren't NPP]] - NPP lives with others for a whole week! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}
*[[The Sad Life of a Doll]] - Welcome to the main problem of Whirled, only made possible by hopeless losers. - {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}}
*[[The Wiki User Wiki Roast of]] - Wiki Users Get taken down a peg for the sake of comedy. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:45, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
*[[TheCheese's Stories]] - Because I tell better stories than your grandmother. - [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]]
*[[TKS]] - Because I'm just too lazy to type 'The Kricitt Show'. A bunch of random short skits. Starring characters made by [[User:Kricitt|Kricitt]].
*[[Total Drama Island: Bluefox Productions Edition]] - The cast of Bluefox Productions, old and new, meet at Wawanaka for the epic TV challenge! {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 02:54, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
*[[Total Drama Island: Raiku Edition]]
*[[That Thang]] - Read the title.
*[[That Music Show]] - CC and friends talk all things music. - {{User:Cluelesscat/sig}}
*[[The Ninja Pom Pom Show!]] - Title tells all!
*[[Through Time And Space But Mostly Time]] - An interactive Text Fic. ABOUT TIME TRAVEL -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
*[[The Homestrong Who Stole Halloween]] - Homestrong puts his newest plan to the test on all Hallow's Eve, and its up for Badstar and friends to stop him. Can they? ...99% chance, yes. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== U ==
*[[Unbridled Rage]] - ... I don't even know.
*[[Untitled Document]] - The incredible adventures of Chwoka and his brothers.
*[[The Untitled Wiki User Brawl Scenario]] - See [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/gamecube/file/516492/15473 here].
*[[Unholy Parenthood]] - A spinoff of Gilligan 'n' Tracy. When Future Gilligan goes missing, A 6 year old Estelle is put under the care of her godfather... Unholy Tracy.

== V ==
*[[VG After Night]] - WHAT? I have a T.V show? [[User:Vince Gagoman|Vince Gagoman]]
*[[vincet.crayon]]- The Gago dude checks the emails now! - [[User:Vince Gagoman|Vince Gagoman]] 23:06, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
*[[Video Game Reviews]] - I review video games.

== W ==
*[[Wefight]] - Pretty much nonsense - {{User:Captcha/sig}}
*[[WUW Smash Brothers: BRAWL!]] - THIS IS NOT A COPY BY {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 02:29, 21 September 2008 (UTC)
*[[Will Mails]] - Will The Ball gets his own email show? NO WAY! -{{User:TheDenzel/sig}}
*[[Wiki Network Challenge]] - Make cakes by a deadline!
*[[Wiki User Email Bluebry]]
*[[Wiki User Email Zoo977]] - Watch as some immortal hyperactive weirdo checks his emails! {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
*[[Wiki War II: The Fanfic]] — By [[User:Shwoo|Shwoo]]. A not entirely serious prediction of Wiki War II.
*[[Wikily World News]] - Al the news that's fit to crap out. As created by {{User:Remolay/sig}}
*[[Wipeout: WUW Edition]] - I can't beleive no one thought of this. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}
*[[What a Terrible Whirled]] - i mock your idol {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:13, 16 November 2008 (UTC)
*[[Wiki Invaders]] - a super duper movie
*[[WUWTV]] - A collab between SR and NPP. {{User:StrongRad/sig2}} {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}
*[[Whistle In The Wind]] A story of two cats, and their journey to a new place, which has already been populated by other cats...

== X ==
*[[Xenon Unleashed]] - Sci-Fi Comedy!
*[[X-mail.exe]] - Mail madness of the E kind! {{User:X-caliber/sig}}
*[[X-MEN]] - NOT BASED OFF THE CRAPPY MOVIES ONLY THE AWESOME CARTOON

== Y ==
*[[YouTube Poop Ideas]] - You ever had an idea for a YouTube Poop, but can't make it? PUT IT HERE! {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:20, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

== Z ==
* [[(Z)The repetitive RP]] - This Story is only called "The Repetetivve RP." Chaos just wanted to make a fanstuff with Z in the beginning. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:16, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
* [[Zippy Emails]] - WHAT IS THIS MADNESS by [[User:Skullbuggy|Skullbuggy]]

1-Up Emails/inbox

2016-09-09T05:34:20Z

Mitchell:

== 1-Up's Inbox ==
Post emails under the line and 1-Up will get back to you as soon as possible.
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<pre>Alright then, 7-Up Soda Runner,
What would it be like if you were a
mascot for any product? Whether it be
your own product, or even something
real like Taco Bell, Wendy's,
Carl's Jr., Subway, or even NASA?

Your fan,
Wes Odin
Los Angeles, California</pre>

1-Up Emails/email137

2016-09-09T05:27:24Z

Mitchell:

__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__

'''1-Up Email #137:''' "the end"

'''Summary:''' 1-Up is in yet another panic, believing that the world has come to an end simply because all of the pudding in the world has gone "extinct".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Narrator, 1-Up, Stinkoman, News Reporter, Pan Pan, A. Jaro

'''Places:''' Stinkoman Headquarters, The City, The Tree, Abandoned Pudding Factory

'''Length:''' 195 Lines

'''Date:''' September 09, 2016

== Transcript ==

''{Fade from black. The opening shot would be of the planet Earth, and the camera slowly zooming in on it. As the narrator speaks, a giant pudding is simultaneously seen floating through space in the foreground.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' In all of time and space, there is an equilibrium of deliciousness across the universe in which various snackfoods exist in balanced quantities. When one savoury dish or dessert is consumed, another is baked. That is the way it is and the way that it has always been. But, what happens when the balance is disturbed?

''{The camera zooms in on the planet. 1-Up can now be seen sitting on a sofa in Stinkoman HQ. 1-Up quickly whips out his mobile phone, clicks on the "email app".}''

'''1-UP:''' Insert some whacky and hilarious email pun here that is guarunteed to get a laugh.

''{An email pops up, he reads it aloud.}''

<pre>1-Up,
I regret to inform you that all of the pudding
in the world has gone extinct.
I hope that you will take this in stride and then
move on.
Swarthily,
A Jaro</pre>

'''1-UP:''' All the pudding in the entire world has gone extinct? Aw, well, y'know, that's okay. I've been meaning to go on a diet anyway. Thank you, Mr. Jaro, for informing me of this news. I hope you have a wonderful rest of your da--

''{1-Up jumps off the sofa, eyes wide and twitching, as his whole body shakes violentally and he starts running around in circles in front of the sofa.}''

'''1-UP:''' We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die!

''{Stinkoman casually walks in from the right side of the screen and just looks embarrased at 1-Up's clear over-reaction.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Kid, whaaaaaaaat are you doing? Isn't this perhaps a slight over-reaction?

'''1-UP:''' ''{getting down on his knees, tears streaming down his face}'' Tell me it isn't so, Stinkoman! Tell me it isn't so!

'''STINKOMAN:''' It's true. Look at that television screen over there that is conveniantly on for some reason.

''{The camera would shift over to the left. A television screen now in view, with a news reporter on the screen, microphone in hand, standing in a what appears to be a resturunt.}''

'''NEWS REPORTER:''' Let's get riiiiiiiiight into the news. I am standing here live in this resturant, having a chicken sandwich for lunch and it is extremely tasty. Thank you for asking. ''{suddenly shifts focus to his earpiece}'' This just in! All types of pudding across the world have been erased from existence!

''{A poorly made drawing would appear on-screen with the caption: "An artist's rendition of what a pudding might look like".}''

'''NEWS REPORTER:''' And before anyone asks, this strange occurence seems to only be happening to pudding and pudding-based foods specifically. Most other dessert foods, and food in general, are safe for the most part. In this reporter's personal opinion, pudding was never really that good anyway. I will not be losing any sleep, nor shedding any tears, over this day.

'''1-UP:''' DAMN YOU! YOU BURNT IT UP! YOU BURNED IT ALL TO HECK! IT'S THE LITERAL END OF THE WORLD! CATS AND DOGS! LIVING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Settle down! What's even the big deal?

'''1-UP:''' Didn't you hear the opening narration...?

'''STINKOMAN:''' No. The laws of cartoon logic dictate that we're not supposed to hear the squeeky disembodied voice before the start of each episode.

'''NARRATOR:''' Squeeky?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Shut up, Squeeky!

''{1-Up moves his face super awkwardly close to Stinkoman's face, much to his surprise.}''

'''1-UP:''' We don't have time for this! Where is the nearest pudding factory?

'''STINKOMAN:''' You mean the one that blew up ten years ago when you first started your email show?

'''1-UP:''' They never fixed that place?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Nope. Been abandoned since that incident happened.

''{A visible slap would appear across Stinkoman's face and 1-Up twists his armless body, implying that he is being slapped across the face by 1-Up's invisible hand.}''

'''1-UP:''' You fool! We don't reference past emails here at 1-Up Emails-dot-com! Can't you just leave the past far behind us, Stinkoman? Can't you just leave the past far behind?

'''STINKOMAN:''' But, weren't you just saying--

''{Before Stinkoman can finish, 1-Up runs to the nearest window of Stinkoman HQ and jumps out of it. Cut to outside where we can see 1-Up falling from a distance as he screams out.}''

'''1-UP:''' I HAVE TO SAVE THE PUDDING!

''{A montage would then play accompanied by a sad song (of the reader's choice) in which 1-Up walks through the streets. He depressingly glances at posters that say stuff along the lines of "The Big Pudding Mystery: Does Anybody Care?" and "Chocolate Fondants Are Better Anyway!". He walks into his local grocery store and scans the aisles with his aisles, looking at where the pudding once were. The pudding is now gone, and only empty shelves where they once stood. As 1-Up steps out of the grocery store, it starts to rain, however 1-Up is too sad to notice and simply looks down to his feet with a pouty puppy dog face and anime-esque teardrops forming under her eyes. He continues to walk the lonely road. The people around him seem to be going about their daily lives as if nothing is wrong. He continues walking and walking and walking out of the futuristic city. He walks passed a lone tree (which used to be "The Stick" in 2005). He continues walking until he reaches the old destroyed pudding factory. He looks up at the broken sign that says "Pudding Factory" and sighs.}''

'''1-UP:''' I guess it really is the end. The world has been purged of all pudding. I... I don't know what to do.

'''PAN PAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' Perhaps I have the answer.

''{1-Up turns to see Pan Pan, eyes widened a little bit.}''

'''1-UP:''' Oh, hey Pan Pan.

'''PAN PAN:''' Hey. You don't seem too happy.

'''1-UP:''' I'm not. The world that I once knew is now crumbling down and I don't know why. What is causing this worldwide shortage of pudding across the globe?

'''PAN PAN:''' Cheer up, pal. It's not that big of a deal.

''{1-Up's eyes widen, and then he furrows his eyebrows angrily and slowly rotates his head toward Pan Pan, accompanied by a door opening sound effect as his head turns.}''

'''1-UP:''' What. Did. You. Say?

'''PAN PAN:''' Umm, it's not like it's the actual, legitimate end of the world, right?

''{The ground beneath Pan Pan and 1-Up spontaneously starts shaking, much to both of their shock, as parts of the abandoned pudding factory building in front of them starts coming apart more. 1-Up jumps to the right and pushes Pan Pan out of the way of some falling debris.}''

'''1-UP:''' You were saying?

''{As 1-Up says this, a rocket emerges from the building, flies up into the air slightly before it ceases flight and comes crashing back down into the ground. 1-Up and Pan Pan walk over to the rocket, confused. Inside is a Jaro.}''

'''JARO:''' Ugh, my axels. Damn it, why didn't it work? I blame video games for lying to me about this sort of thing.

'''1-UP:''' Umm, what exactly is going on here?

'''JARO:''' Oh, my name is Jaro. Andy Jaro.

'''1-UP:''' Andy Jaro? A. Jaro? ''{1-Up looks into the camera, not amused}'' Seriously?

'''JARO:''' I suppose you're here because you discovered that it was I who stole all the world's pudding for my mega super awesome mega-ultra chocolatey smelling spaceship of awesomeness?

'''1-UP:''' WHAT?

'''PAN PAN:''' You're overestimating 1-Up's intelligence here. He once told me that he thought a moth was a really, really tiny bird.

'''1-UP:''' ''{gasps}'' It was so smol.

'''JARO:''' Wait. That's not why you're here? To stop my evil plan?

'''PAN PAN:''' ''{shrugs}'' Nah, not really. I'm pretty sure 1-Up vowed not to do an complicated storylines anymore.

'''1-UP:''' Truth be told, me being here was just one big coincidence. I had absolutely no idea.

'''JARO:''' Oh, well-- I guess you can have the pudding back. My pudding powered rocket ship didn't work out as well as I'd hoped.

'''1-UP:''' Wow, thanks Andy Jaro! That clears everything up! But, I just have one last question.

'''JARO:''' What would that be, Mr. 1-Up?

'''1-UP:''' Why didn't you just use regular old fuel?

''{They would be a long pause of all three of them awkwardly looking at each other.}''

'''JARO:''' Y'know what? It just never occured to me.

'''PAN PAN:''' ''{facepalming}'' Of course it didn't.

''{Cut to a black screen with white text on it that reads:}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Next time on 1-Up Emails.

''{Cut to 1-Up in front of an exciting spiralling background to cartoonishly imply he is exclaiming something. He is wearing a lei, a Hawaiin shirt and a vacation hat.}''

'''1-UP:''' Who wants to go to Hawaii?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{happily}'' No.

''{Cuts to a logo that says "1-Up Emails" as some kind of theme tune plays.The Paper comes down from the top of the screen. It says: "[[1-Up Emails/inbox|To email 1-Up, click here]]."}

== Not So Fun Facts ==
*At this point I'm just writing 1-Up Emails in my spare time out of boredom. Do not expect them to become a regular thing. Also, do not expect to ever at all be taking any of this seriously.
*Despite the author claiming that he wouldn't make any references to past emails, he just threw in a reference to the pudding factory incident which happened back in email 20, appropriately titled "pudding factory".
*When writing the sad 1-Up walking montage, I kind of imagined something stereotypical playing in the background. Like, "I walk a lonely road... yadda, yadda, yadda".
*Pan Pan's dialogue is subtitled. Deal with it.
*A group of fish is called a school, a group of geese on the ground is called a gaggle and a group of bronies is called a disappointment.
*If you recognize the news reporter's first line in this email, you should feel ashamed of yourself.
*Andy is a name.

1-Up Emails/email137

2016-09-09T05:25:51Z

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'''1-Up Email #137:''' "the end"

'''Summary:''' 1-Up is in yet another panic, believing that the world has come to an end simply because all of the pudding in the world has gone "extinct".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Narrator, 1-Up, Stinkoman, News Reporter, Pan Pan, A. Jaro

'''Places:''' Stinkoman Headquarters, The City, The Tree, Abandoned Pudding Factory

'''Length:''' 195 Lines

'''Date:''' September 09, 2016

== Transcript ==

''{Fade from black. The opening shot would be of the planet Earth, and the camera slowly zooming in on it. As the narrator speaks, a giant pudding is simultaneously seen floating through space in the foreground.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' In all of time and space, there is an equilibrium of deliciousness across the universe in which various snackfoods exist in balanced quantities. When one savoury dish or dessert is consumed, another is baked. That is the way it is and the way that it has always been. But, what happens when the balance is disturbed?

''{The camera zooms in on the planet. 1-Up can now be seen sitting on a sofa in Stinkoman HQ. 1-Up quickly whips out his mobile phone, clicks on the "email app".}''

'''1-UP:''' Insert some whacky and hilarious email pun here that is guarunteed to get a laugh.

''{An email pops up, he reads it aloud.}''

<pre>1-Up,
I regret to inform you that all of the pudding
in the world has gone extinct.
I hope that you will take this in stride and then
move on.
Swarthily,
A Jaro</pre>

'''1-UP:''' All the pudding in the entire world has gone extinct? Aw, well, y'know, that's okay. I've been meaning to go on a diet anyway. Thank you, Mr. Jaro, for informing me of this news. I hope you have a wonder rest of your da--

''{1-Up jumps off the sofa, eyes wide and twitching, as his whole body shakes violentally and he starts running around in circles in front of the sofa.}''

'''1-UP:''' We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die!

''{Stinkoman casually walks in from the right side of the screen and just looks embarrased at 1-Up's clear over-reaction.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Kid, whaaaaaaaat are you doing? Isn't this perhaps a slight over-reaction?

'''1-UP:''' ''{getting down on his knees, tears streaming down his face}'' Tell me it isn't so, Stinkoman! Tell me it isn't so!

'''STINKOMAN:''' It's true. Look at that television screen over there that is conveniantly on for some reason.

''{The camera would shift over to the left. A television screen now in view, with a news reporter on the screen, microphone in hand, standing in a what appears to be a resturunt.}''

'''NEWS REPORTER:''' Let's get riiiiiiiiight into the news. I am standing here live in this resturant, having a chicken sandwich for lunch and it is extremely tasty. Thank you for asking. ''{suddenly shifts focus to his earpiece}'' This just in! All types of pudding across the world have been erased from existence!

''{A poorly made drawing would appear on-screen with the caption: "An artist's rendition of what a pudding might look like".}''

'''NEWS REPORTER:''' And before anyone asks, this strange occurence seems to only be happening to pudding and pudding-based foods specifically. Most other dessert foods, and food in general, are safe for the most part. In this reporter's personal opinion, pudding was never really that good anyway. I will not be losing any sleep, nor shedding any tears, over this day.

'''1-UP:''' DAMN YOU! YOU BURNT IT UP! YOU BURNED IT ALL TO HECK! IT'S THE LITERAL END OF THE WORLD! CATS AND DOGS! LIVING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Settle down! What's even the big deal?

'''1-UP:''' Didn't you hear the opening narration...?

'''STINKOMAN:''' No. The laws of cartoon logic dictate that we're not supposed to hear the squeeky disembodied voice before the start of each episode.

'''NARRATOR:''' Squeeky?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Shut up, Squeeky!

''{1-Up moves his face super awkwardly close to Stinkoman's face, much to his surprise.}''

'''1-UP:''' We don't have time for this! Where is the nearest pudding factory?

'''STINKOMAN:''' You mean the one that blew up ten years ago when you first started your email show?

'''1-UP:''' They never fixed that place?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Nope. Been abandoned since that incident happened.

''{A visible slap would appear across Stinkoman's face and 1-Up twists his armless body, implying that he is being slapped across the face by 1-Up's invisible hand.}''

'''1-UP:''' You fool! We don't reference past emails here at 1-Up Emails-dot-com! Can't you just leave the past far behind us, Stinkoman? Can't you just leave the past far behind?

'''STINKOMAN:''' But, weren't you just saying--

''{Before Stinkoman can finish, 1-Up runs to the nearest window of Stinkoman HQ and jumps out of it. Cut to outside where we can see 1-Up falling from a distance as he screams out.}''

'''1-UP:''' I HAVE TO SAVE THE PUDDING!

''{A montage would then play accompanied by a sad song (of the reader's choice) in which 1-Up walks through the streets. He depressingly glances at posters that say stuff along the lines of "The Big Pudding Mystery: Does Anybody Care?" and "Chocolate Fondants Are Better Anyway!". He walks into his local grocery store and scans the aisles with his aisles, looking at where the pudding once were. The pudding is now gone, and only empty shelves where they once stood. As 1-Up steps out of the grocery store, it starts to rain, however 1-Up is too sad to notice and simply looks down to his feet with a pouty puppy dog face and anime-esque teardrops forming under her eyes. He continues to walk the lonely road. The people around him seem to be going about their daily lives as if nothing is wrong. He continues walking and walking and walking out of the futuristic city. He walks passed a lone tree (which used to be "The Stick" in 2005). He continues walking until he reaches the old destroyed pudding factory. He looks up at the broken sign that says "Pudding Factory" and sighs.}''

'''1-UP:''' I guess it really is the end. The world has been purged of all pudding. I... I don't know what to do.

'''PAN PAN:''' ''{subtitled}'' Perhaps I have the answer.

''{1-Up turns to see Pan Pan, eyes widened a little bit.}''

'''1-UP:''' Oh, hey Pan Pan.

'''PAN PAN:''' Hey. You don't seem too happy.

'''1-UP:''' I'm not. The world that I once knew is now crumbling down and I don't know why. What is causing this worldwide shortage of pudding across the globe?

'''PAN PAN:''' Cheer up, pal. It's not that big of a deal.

''{1-Up's eyes widen, and then he furrows his eyebrows angrily and slowly rotates his head toward Pan Pan, accompanied by a door opening sound effect as his head turns.}''

'''1-UP:''' What. Did. You. Say?

'''PAN PAN:''' Umm, it's not like it's the actual, legitimate end of the world, right?

''{The ground beneath Pan Pan and 1-Up spontaneously starts shaking, much to both of their shock, as parts of the abandoned pudding factory building in front of them starts coming apart more. 1-Up jumps to the right and pushes Pan Pan out of the way of some falling debris.}''

'''1-UP:''' You were saying?

''{As 1-Up says this, a rocket emerges from the building, flies up into the air slightly before it ceases flight and comes crashing back down into the ground. 1-Up and Pan Pan walk over to the rocket, confused. Inside is a Jaro.}''

'''JARO:''' Ugh, my axels. Damn it, why didn't it work? I blame video games for lying to me about this sort of thing.

'''1-UP:''' Umm, what exactly is going on here?

'''JARO:''' Oh, my name is Jaro. Andy Jaro.

'''1-UP:''' Andy Jaro? A. Jaro? ''{1-Up looks into the camera, not amused}'' Seriously?

'''JARO:''' I suppose you're here because you discovered that it was I who stole all the world's pudding for my mega super awesome mega-ultra chocolatey smelling spaceship of awesomeness?

'''1-UP:''' WHAT?

'''PAN PAN:''' You're overestimating 1-Up's intelligence here. He once told me that he thought a moth was a really, really tiny bird.

'''1-UP:''' ''{gasps}'' It was so smol.

'''JARO:''' Wait. That's not why you're here? To stop my evil plan?

'''PAN PAN:''' ''{shrugs}'' Nah, not really. I'm pretty sure 1-Up vowed not to do an complicated storylines anymore.

'''1-UP:''' Truth be told, me being here was just one big coincidence. I had absolutely no idea.

'''JARO:''' Oh, well-- I guess you can have the pudding back. My pudding powered rocket ship didn't work out as well as I'd hoped.

'''1-UP:''' Wow, thanks Andy Jaro! That clears everything up! But, I just have one last question.

'''JARO:''' What would that be, Mr. 1-Up?

'''1-UP:''' Why didn't you just use regular old fuel?

''{They would be a long pause of all three of them awkwardly looking at each other.}''

'''JARO:''' Y'know what? It just never occured to me.

'''PAN PAN:''' ''{facepalming}'' Of course it didn't.

''{Cut to a black screen with white text on it that reads:}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Next time on 1-Up Emails.

''{Cut to 1-Up in front of an exciting spiralling background to cartoonishly imply he is exclaiming something. He is wearing a lei, a Hawaiin shirt and a vacation hat.}''

'''1-UP:''' Who wants to go to Hawaii?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{happily}'' No.

''{Cuts to a logo that says "1-Up Emails" as some kind of theme tune plays.The Paper comes down from the top of the screen. It says: "[[1-Up Emails/inbox|To email 1-Up, click here]]."}

== Not So Fun Facts ==
*At this point I'm just writing 1-Up Emails in my spare time out of boredom. Do not expect them to become a regular thing. Also, do not expect to ever at all be taking any of this seriously.
*Despite the author claiming that he wouldn't make any references to past emails, he just threw in a reference to the pudding factory incident which happened back in email 20, appropriately titled "pudding factory".
*When writing the sad 1-Up walking montage, I kind of imagined something stereotypical playing in the background. Like, "I walk a lonely road... yadda, yadda, yadda".
*Pan Pan's dialogue is subtitled. Deal with it.
*A group of fish is called a school, a group of geese on the ground is called a gaggle and a group of bronies is called a disappointment.
*If you recognize the news reporter's first line in this email, you should feel ashamed of yourself.
*Andy is a name.

1-Up Emails

2016-09-09T05:25:33Z

Mitchell:

__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__
<center>[[File:1up emails logo.png]]</center>

<center>1-Up Email, also known as "Other Character Email 1-Up", was originally an email show created on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki that took inspiration from Strong Bad Email, an animated feature on the Homestar Runner website. The Other Character Email section of the Fanstuff Wiki, where people could write fan-transcripts for fictional email shows of other characters on the Homestar Runner site, was arguably the second most popular and read feature underneath Stinkoman 20X6 sprite comics. 1-Up Emails was the third (or second) most read email show on the site, despite it's convoluted and confusing storyline. Five years later, I've decided to bring back the show (due to sheer boredom and nostalgia). Though it follows after the original series, it is not unwelcome to new readers as references to the original show will be rarely or never made.</center>

== News ==

*'''September 09, 2016''' - I bet you didn't expect me to be back. Hopefully nobody is reading these. They're kinda purposefully bad.
*'''June 01, 2015''' - I'm on a roll. Just released another 1-Up Email. Remember, to email 1-Up, go to the inbox or [[1-Up Emails/inbox|click here]].
*'''May 28, 2015''' - Hey, everyone. Great to be back. How many of you are reading this? Literally no-one, probably. So, I released a new email, in which 1-Up tries to recap the events thus far and then gets confused by his own story.
*'''April 2, 2010''' - New 1-Up email! Go enjoy it and whatnot! ...hopefully I get some feedback this time. Maybe I'll make the next email a flash animation-- Oops~! Did I say that out loud? ''{laughter}''

== Email List ==

137. [[1-Up Emails/email137|The End]] 
136. [[1-Up Emails/email136|Wikipedia]] 
135. [[1-Up Emails/email135|Back In Action]] 
134. Something 
133. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up/133 Manga] 
132. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up/132 Lord T] 
131. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up/131 Hat] 

*All previous 1-Up Emails can be found at the original HRFW, by [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up clicking here].

== Characters ==

*'''1-Up''' is the no-armed whitey of 20X6 who is best friends (at least according to him) with "the guy", aka Stinkoman. He has gone on many adventures with both Stinkoman and Pan Pan. He has saved the world and the multiverse on more than one occasion and he loves, loves, loves pudding.
*'''Stinkoman''' is one of the best fighters in the year 20X6. He is a robot that was created by a wrestleman and he strives to be the very best, seeking down challenges wherever they may be.
*'''Pan Pan''' is fat. Ha-ha-ha-ha. And he fell on you. Ha-ha-ha-ha. He's a good bear!

== Related Links ==

*[[1-Up Emails/inbox|1-Up's Inbox]]
*[[1-Up Emails/recap|Recap]]
*[[1-Up Emails/sightings|Sightings]]

== Misc. Info ==

=== Devices ===

'''Sunshine S5''' is the name of 1-Up's mobile phone in which he currently checks emails on, as Stinkoman disposed of his previous high tech holographic computer. He has a specific email app that he accesses to check his email, thus meaning that he can check his email no matter where he is in the world (or in other worlds). It is a parody of the Android Samsung Galaxy line of phones.

=== Dwellings ===

'''Stinkoman Headquarters''' is currently where 1-Up resides, just like he used to back in the good old days. If the first one hundred and thirty episodes of 1-Up Emails are considered to be canon, then this place has been through a heck of a lot of damage through-out the years. It is usually where Stinkoman, 1-Up and Pan Pan will be hanging out, whether or not they are checking emails or just playing video games. You can find out more information about it at [http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Stinkoman_Headquarters the Homestar Runner Wiki].

=== Scroll Button Rap ===

''{1-Up whips out his phone, and accesses the email app.}''
'''1-UP:''' Anytime is a good time for pudding!

User talk:Mitchell

2015-06-01T05:06:23Z

Mitchell: /* Welcome Back! */

hey fourthies

this is mitchell

he's been around

don't welcome him  {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 09:22, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
:dirty fourthies {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:59, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
::dirty thirdies -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:34, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
:::filthy fifthies {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 20:57, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Huh? I don't understand what you're talking about. Anyway, yeah. It's great to be here. Thanks for... "welcoming" me? -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] 05:59, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::Are you the Mitchell from the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki? {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:31, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::Yeah, Mitchell on the HRFWiki is kind of a "legacy" user. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::::::legaaaaaaaacy sweet dynaaaaaaaasty this probably isn't a real SOOOOONG anyways Welcome Mitchell you might remember me! {{User:The Noid/sig}} 23:33, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Yo, Noid! How's it going? It certainly has been a while. I was starting to miss the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki so I came to check out the Wiki User Wiki and also the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki forums. You may remember I "technically" created Wiki User-related stuff considering that I started Wiki User Emails which slowly became other Wiki User stuff. -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] 14:44, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::...IS THIS MITCHELL00 {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 04:39, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::Yes, yes it is, Mitchell00. Who're you? -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] 04:40, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::hey mitchell you probably dont remember me
::::::::::but you definitely dont remember these thirdies so sup [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 04:56, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::Mitchell, I was Pie123. I think I remember you making a sprite for my sister, Cow Puncher. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 05:00, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::It's possible. I remember making quite a few sprites for people, though I've really been improving recently with my sprites. I think I remember you, but I'm not too sure. But none-the-less, it's great to see you again. -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] 05:16, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::In the words of Kirby: "Hiiiiiii!" -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::::::::::::Hiiiiiii, Badstar. -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] 05:30, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::::You best remember me. I commissioned you to make the bulk of my sprites, before I started spriting myself. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:50, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::Anime emoticons? You're not the Mitchell I remember. You came off as cynical. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 06:20, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

mitchell

run while you still can

this place is a dangerous warzone in the middle of no-man's land

there is no mercy on the wiki user wiki [[User:Shadow Scythe|Shadow Scythe]] 09:09, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
:Shh. We must not scare away the immigrants. {{User:JCM/sig}} 16:37, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
::Hubblah-wuh?! I merely wanted to see my old buddies from the Fanstuff Wiki again while the it is temporarily unavailable. If this place is a war zone, I'm still happy to stay here. I just have to learn to adapt. -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] 15:21, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
:::Hey, Mitch! How ya doin'? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 15:30, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Hello, Homestar tiger. I certainly remember you. -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] 15:33, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::In a bad way or in a good way? I'm trying to start over and have a better outlook. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 15:36, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::You were good then and you're good now, no matter what people tell you. Good luck with your "better outlook". It's great to see you again. -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] 15:48, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

== Various Things ==

*[[Space-Aged Stupidity]]
*[[Wiki User High School]]
*[[Wikimon]]
*[[Wiki Big Spin]]
*[[The Wiki AM]]
*[[The Wiki]]
*[[Money Or Nothing]] {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:53, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

:Thanks, Raiku. Much appreciated. -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] 02:54, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
::You're welcome. That's all of the still active interactive things I could think of. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:58, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Sadly, SAS isn't an interactive. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:01, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
::::I mean, that you can join. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:02, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::Oh. Well, yeah. I still don't understand how we categorize half of these things. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:03, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

== Neko ==

Is he 20X6 Trivia Time? {{User:StrongRad/sig}}
:Hmm, hahaha. That was never my original intention, but take it how you want it. I suppose he could be considered the 20X6 equivalent to Trivia Time. However Trivia Time doesn't really have much of a vital role to the Homestar Runner series, I wouldn't see why there would be a need for a 20X6 version of him. Still, an interesting concept. Thank you for pointing that out. -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] 09:36, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

== Welcome Back! ==

Long time no see! I noticed between 2009 and now you've become quite the blossoming YouTube personality! Good stuff, congrats on the hard work you've put in. Not to glorify it but it may or may not make you one of the most successful people who came from this website, so be proud. How have you been? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 14:30, 30 May 2015 (EDT)
:Haha, well, I wouldn't go that far. That may be a tad of an exaggeration. I wouldn't consider myself particularly successful, but I am doing what I like doing and have developed a lot of friends and colleagues doing so. I'm more than happy to catch up with any of the users from the Fanstuff Wiki. I come back from time to time because I love this community. I've been pretty good. What have you been up to lately? -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] ([[User talk:Mitchell|talk]]) 22:30, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

Holy shit, it's you Mitch! Remember me as TheValentineBros? i actually remembered you back in 2006. How's it going?--[[User:ProhibitTheBastard|ProhibitTheBastard]] ([[User talk:ProhibitTheBastard|talk]]) 19:06, 31 May 2015 (EDT)
:Haha, yes. I do remember. How've you been? It has been a very long time. I remember the early days of the Fanstuff Wiki quite fondly. -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] ([[User talk:Mitchell|talk]]) 23:42, 31 May 2015 (EDT)
::Oh yes, the good old HRFWiki. I actually remember making some shitty fanstuff like Robstar Roundhat Emails (or robmails.exe), and also blaming my stuff on Autism in '07. At least i am learning from those mistakes. Still, i do remember 1-Up Emails. That, and I also remember MikeControl and his Airstar Emails. ''{sigh}'' How I wanna go back to the memories of '06-'08.--[[User:ProhibitTheBastard|ProhibitTheBastard]] ([[User talk:ProhibitTheBastard|talk]]) 00:03, 1 June 2015 (EDT)
:::I know exactly what you mean though. Early fanstuff is pretty cringe-worthy to look back upon, especially my own. There are things that I recall and regret about my time at the Fanstuff Wiki also, like my reliance on stolen material (like jokes, plots, characters, etc.) and the way I handled criticism some of the time. However, my time at the HRFW is what developed me as a writer, as well as a general content creator across the Internet. So, I'm glad for those times and I'm glad for the good and the bad that occurred during those times. I never really read that much of Aistar Emails. I might have to go back and check them out. -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] ([[User talk:Mitchell|talk]]) 01:06, 1 June 2015 (EDT)

1-Up Emails

2015-06-01T05:02:46Z

Mitchell:

__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__
<center>[[File:1up emails logo.png]]</center>

<center>1-Up Email, also known as "Other Character Email 1-Up", was originally an email show created on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki that took inspiration from Strong Bad Email, an animated feature on the Homestar Runner website. The Other Character Email section of the Fanstuff Wiki, where people could write fan-transcripts for fictional email shows of other characters on the Homestar Runner site, was arguably the second most popular and read feature underneath Stinkoman 20X6 sprite comics. 1-Up Emails was the third (or second) most read email show on the site, despite it's convoluted and confusing storyline. Five years later, I've decided to bring back the show (due to sheer boredom and nostalgia). Though it follows after the original series, it is not unwelcome to new readers as references to the original show will be rarely or never made.</center>

== News ==

*'''June 01, 2015''' - I'm on a roll. Just released another 1-Up Email. Remember, to email 1-Up, go to the inbox or [[1-Up Emails/inbox|click here]].
*'''May 28, 2015''' - Hey, everyone. Great to be back. How many of you are reading this? Literally no-one, probably. So, I released a new email, in which 1-Up tries to recap the events thus far and then gets confused by his own story.
*'''April 2, 2010''' - New 1-Up email! Go enjoy it and whatnot! ...hopefully I get some feedback this time. Maybe I'll make the next email a flash animation-- Oops~! Did I say that out loud? ''{laughter}''

== Email List ==

136. [[1-Up Emails/email136|Wikipedia]] 
135. [[1-Up Emails/email135|Back In Action]] 
134. Something 
133. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up/133 Manga] 
132. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up/132 Lord T] 
131. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up/131 Hat] 

*All previous 1-Up Emails can be found at the original HRFW, by [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up clicking here].

== Characters ==

*'''1-Up''' is the no-armed whitey of 20X6 who is best friends (at least according to him) with "the guy", aka Stinkoman. He has gone on many adventures with both Stinkoman and Pan Pan. He has saved the world and the multiverse on more than one occasion and he loves, loves, loves pudding.
*'''Stinkoman''' is one of the best fighters in the year 20X6. He is a robot that was created by a wrestleman and he strives to be the very best, seeking down challenges wherever they may be.
*'''Pan Pan''' is fat. Ha-ha-ha-ha. And he fell on you. Ha-ha-ha-ha. He's a good bear!

== Related Links ==

*[[1-Up Emails/inbox|1-Up's Inbox]]
*[[1-Up Emails/recap|Recap]]
*[[1-Up Emails/sightings|Sightings]]

== Misc. Info ==

=== Devices ===

'''Sunshine S5''' is the name of 1-Up's mobile phone in which he currently checks emails on, as Stinkoman disposed of his previous high tech holographic computer. He has a specific email app that he accesses to check his email, thus meaning that he can check his email no matter where he is in the world (or in other worlds). It is a parody of the Android Samsung Galaxy line of phones.

=== Dwellings ===

'''Stinkoman Headquarters''' is currently where 1-Up resides, just like he used to back in the good old days. If the first one hundred and thirty episodes of 1-Up Emails are considered to be canon, then this place has been through a heck of a lot of damage through-out the years. It is usually where Stinkoman, 1-Up and Pan Pan will be hanging out, whether or not they are checking emails or just playing video games. You can find out more information about it at [http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Stinkoman_Headquarters the Homestar Runner Wiki].

=== Scroll Button Rap ===

''{1-Up whips out his phone, and accesses the email app.}''
'''1-UP:''' Anytime is a good time for pudding!

1-Up Emails/email136

2015-06-01T05:01:18Z

Mitchell: Created page with "__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__ "I'm gonna die! Wah!" '''1-Up Email #136:''' "wikipedia" '''Summary:''' 1-Up somehow has the idea plan..."

__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__
[[File:1up email 136 thumbnail.png|thumb|"I'm gonna die! Wah!"]]

'''1-Up Email #136:''' "wikipedia"

'''Summary:''' 1-Up somehow has the idea planted in his head that not having a Wikipedia article means he doesn't exist. His friends try to calm him down.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' 1-Up, Stinkoman, Pan Pan, Mr. Extradude

'''Places:''' Stinkoman Headquarters Kitchen, Living Room, Mr. Extradude's Basement

'''Length:''' 168 Lines

'''Date:''' June 01, 2015

== Transcript ==

''{Cut to 1-Up eating pudding in his kitchen, as per usual. Stinkoman is eating a bucket of chicken.}''

'''1-UP:''' So, what things have changed in the past five years?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Well, let's see-- a lot of challenges happened. A lot of fighting also.

'''1-UP:''' Ha-ha-ha. Yeah. I know you do that everyday. What big events have happened in the past half a decade that I don't know about?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Uuuhm, I don't know. Marzichan dated the Cheatball for a while, but that didn't really work out.

'''1-UP:''' Oh, okay. What else?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Well, Marzichan dated Steel Man for about a day or two. But that didn't last very long, as you probably could've guessed. Ha-ha!

'''1-UP:''' Man, my sister has been up to a lot lately. Well, what else has been happening?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Well, Marzichan--

'''1-UP:''' Not with my sister! Sheesh!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Oh. Umm... ''{long pause}'' Challenges and fighting?

'''1-UP:''' Ha-ha-ha. You're silly, Stinkoman. I'm gonna go check my email. ''{leaves}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Okay! If you need me, I'll be here with this bucket of chicken for a few hours! ''{shoves face into the bucket}'' Omnomonomnom!

''{1-Up is sitting on a couch in Stinkoman HQ, with his mobile phone out.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{singing}'' Gonna chickity-chickity check my email!

''{1-Up accesses his email app, and an email pops up on the screen.}''

<pre>1up,
Make a Wikipedia article on yourself.
Like NOW!
--From a lazy Xbox One fanboy (with a bag of
Doritos and Mountain Dew)
P.S. Smoke weed everyday!</pre>

''{1-Up reads through the whole email.}''

'''1-UP:''' Wikipedia? What on Planet K is a Wikipedia?

''{Stinkoman seeps in from the right side of the screen, as if on cue.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Weeeell, Wikipedia is a product of the 21st century's need to archive and store tons of crap like... information and stuff.

'''1-UP:''' Waha! Oh, okay. So, why do I need a Werkerperdia article of myself on the 21st century archives?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Well, back then, there was like this-- preconcieved notion of sorts that if you had a Wikipedia article, you were somehow noteworthy.

'''1-UP:''' So, what you're saying is, if I don't have a Wikipedia article, I essentially don't exist?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Err, yeah. Something like that.

'''1-UP:''' Holy pudding! I need to get myself one of those Werkerperdia articles before I fade from existence! ''{kneels down and starts crying, as over-exaggerated anime tear drops come from his eyes}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Umm, I don't think that it's quite like that.

'''1-UP:''' No, no. You're the one who said it Stinkoman! If I don't get a Wikimedia article, I'm going to die!

''{1-Up gets up and runs out screaming. There is a crash/bang sound and the camera pans over slightly to the right to reveal that 1-Up just smashed through the wall leaving a 1-Up shaped hole.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{face palms and groans}'' Uuuurrgghh.

''{Screen wipe. 1-Up is now in the field with the city buildings in the background. Pan Pan is standing next to a giant tree.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{runs up to Pan Pan}'' Waaaaaah! Pan Pan, it's terrible. I don't have a Wikipedia article! ''{jumps around the screen, into the foreground}'' What am I going to do? The good times are really over now!

'''PAN PAN:''' ''{making usual "badalang" sounds, with words subtitled}'' What are you talking about?

'''1-UP:''' I got an email from a lazy Xbox One fanboy, whatever that means, saying that if I need to make a Wookipoodia auort'icle aboig't myself! It sounded really urgent! He was all like-- NOW! You have to do it NOW, 1-Up!

'''PAN PAN:''' 1-Up. I haven't seen you in five years. Where have you been?

'''1-UP:''' You're right, Pan Pan! It isn't too late. I need to find a computer!

'''PAN PAN:''' Can't you read my subtitles?

'''1-UP:''' Haha! I can't read! ''{runs offscreen}''

'''PAN PAN:''' You just did! Wait!

''{Cut to a messy basement, with a seemingly fat and bearded version of 1-Up wearing a fedora and a brown coat with a green shirt underneath, sitting in a bean bag chair, playing Xbox and drinking Dorito flavored Mountain Dew while wearing a headset. 1-Up crashes in through the window, spin-kicking all the way.}''

'''1-UP:''' Uncle Extradude! I need you computer! It's urgent!

'''MR. EXTRADUDE:''' What's up, nephew?

'''1-UP:''' I need to get myself a Wikipedia article. Can you do that?

'''MR. EXTRADUDE:''' Yeah, whatever. Easy as.

'''1-UP:''' Sweet.

''{Mr. Extradude keeps tapping away at his Xbox controller, taking another long sip from his Mountain Dew bottle and not doing anything.}''

'''1-UP:''' ...Well?

'''MR. EXTRADUDE:''' Sorry, little dude. I wasn't really... um... I wasn't really listenin-- ''{starts yelling into headset}'' HEY! F**KFACE! QUIT CAMPING! I'M GONNA TEAR OFF YOUR HEAD!

'''1-UP:''' Oh, nevermind. ''{starts to walk out}'' And take a shower. You smell awful!

'''MR. EXTRADUDE:''' Hold on, little dude. Wait! Hold it. I was kidding. I can help you. ''{takes off headset}'' So, you want a Wikipedia article? Why?

'''1-UP:''' ''{tearing up}'' Because if I don't! I'm going to die!

'''MR. EXTRADUDE:''' Why would you die?

'''1-UP:''' Because if I don't have a Wakipadia article, I don't exist!

''{Mr. Extradude punches 1-Up in the back.}''

'''1-UP:''' Ow! What the? What was that for?

'''MR. EXTRADUDE:''' You seem pretty real to me. Now, listen-- just because you are not noteworthy enough to archived in some online encyclopedia, it doesn't mean that you are worthless, little dude. It certainly doesn't mean that you don't exist, because as I have just shown you, you are clearly physically here! I mean, honestly, it seems like you've got no brain sometimes!

'''1-UP:''' ''{glowy eyes}'' Wow. That was really inspirational, Uncle Jeffrey.

'''MR. EXTRADUDE:''' That's not my name, and I wasn't trying to be inspiring.

'''1-UP:''' Well, thank you! I will go home now and found out the best way to become noteworthy-- maybe by becoming the guy too!

'''MR. EXTRADUDE:''' Oh brother...

'''1-UP:''' I'm not your brother! I'm your nephew!

'''MR. EXTRADUDE:''' It's a figure of speech!

'''1-UP:''' Okay, bye-bye. ''{1-Up goes to leave again}''

'''MR. EXTRADUDE:''' Wait. Hold up... 1-Up. Does your sister have any like... cute friends?

'''1-UP:''' Ooooookaaaaay, leaving now!

''{1-Up smashes through another window to leave, via spin-kick.}''

'''MR. EXTRADUDE:''' Oh my god! I have a door you know! ''{long pause}'' And where have you been for the last five years?

''{The Paper comes down from the top of the screen. It says: "To email 1-Up, click here."}''

'''MR. EXTRADUDE:''' Who the heck are you?

== Not So Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===

*Marzichan is the name given to 20X6 Marzipan who, in the original 1-Up Emails canon, was believed to be 1-Up's sister, as they were considered the children of Homestar Runner and Marzipan.
**The Cheatball is the 20X6 version of The Cheat, who has appeared in some Homestar Runner cartoons.
**Steel Man is the supposed 20X6 version of Strong Mad from the original 1-Up Emails.
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia Wikipedia] is a free-access, free content Internet encyclopedia on the Internet.
*Planet K is the name that was coined for the planet that Stinkoman 20X6 takes place on.
*Mountain Dew and Doritos have become brands associated with Microsoft's Xbox as an Internet meme due to an advertising campaign in 2012.
*Mr. Extradude is mildly inspired off of Mr. Cardgage, however with a strong influence on online male geek stereotypes.

1-Up Emails

2015-06-01T05:00:01Z

Mitchell:

__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__
<center>[[File:1up emails logo.png]]</center>

<center>1-Up Email, also known as "Other Character Email 1-Up", was originally an email show created on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki that took inspiration from Strong Bad Email, an animated feature on the Homestar Runner website. The Other Character Email section of the Fanstuff Wiki, where people could write fan-transcripts for fictional email shows of other characters on the Homestar Runner site, was arguably the second most popular and read feature underneath Stinkoman 20X6 sprite comics. 1-Up Emails was the third (or second) most read email show on the site, despite it's convoluted and confusing storyline. Five years later, I've decided to bring back the show (due to sheer boredom and nostalgia). Though it follows after the original series, it is not unwelcome to new readers as references to the original show will be rarely or never made.</center>

== News ==

*'''May 28, 2015''' - Hey, everyone. Great to be back. How many of you are reading this? Literally no-one, probably. So, I released a new email, in which 1-Up tries to recap the events thus far and then gets confused by his own story.
*'''April 2, 2010''' - New 1-Up email! Go enjoy it and whatnot! ...hopefully I get some feedback this time. Maybe I'll make the next email a flash animation-- Oops~! Did I say that out loud? ''{laughter}''

== Email List ==

136. [[1-Up Emails/email136|Wikipedia]] 
135. [[1-Up Emails/email135|Back In Action]] 
134. Something 
133. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up/133 Manga] 
132. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up/132 Lord T] 
131. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up/131 Hat] 

*All previous 1-Up Emails can be found at the original HRFW, by [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up clicking here].

== Characters ==

*'''1-Up''' is the no-armed whitey of 20X6 who is best friends (at least according to him) with "the guy", aka Stinkoman. He has gone on many adventures with both Stinkoman and Pan Pan. He has saved the world and the multiverse on more than one occasion and he loves, loves, loves pudding.
*'''Stinkoman''' is one of the best fighters in the year 20X6. He is a robot that was created by a wrestleman and he strives to be the very best, seeking down challenges wherever they may be.
*'''Pan Pan''' is fat. Ha-ha-ha-ha. And he fell on you. Ha-ha-ha-ha. He's a good bear!

== Related Links ==

*[[1-Up Emails/inbox|1-Up's Inbox]]
*[[1-Up Emails/recap|Recap]]
*[[1-Up Emails/sightings|Sightings]]

== Misc. Info ==

=== Devices ===

'''Sunshine S5''' is the name of 1-Up's mobile phone in which he currently checks emails on, as Stinkoman disposed of his previous high tech holographic computer. He has a specific email app that he accesses to check his email, thus meaning that he can check his email no matter where he is in the world (or in other worlds). It is a parody of the Android Samsung Galaxy line of phones.

=== Dwellings ===

'''Stinkoman Headquarters''' is currently where 1-Up resides, just like he used to back in the good old days. If the first one hundred and thirty episodes of 1-Up Emails are considered to be canon, then this place has been through a heck of a lot of damage through-out the years. It is usually where Stinkoman, 1-Up and Pan Pan will be hanging out, whether or not they are checking emails or just playing video games. You can find out more information about it at [http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Stinkoman_Headquarters the Homestar Runner Wiki].

=== Scroll Button Rap ===

''{1-Up whips out his phone, and accesses the email app.}''
'''1-UP:''' Anytime is a good time for pudding!

File:1up email 136 thumbnail.png

2015-06-01T04:59:29Z

Mitchell:

User talk:Mitchell

2015-06-01T03:42:12Z

Mitchell: /* Welcome Back! */

User talk:Mitchell

2015-05-31T02:30:59Z

Mitchell:

1-Up Emails

2015-05-28T15:54:13Z

Mitchell:

__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__
<center>[[File:1up emails logo.png]]</center>

<center>1-Up Email, also known as "Other Character Email 1-Up", was originally an email show created on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki that took inspiration from Strong Bad Email, an animated feature on the Homestar Runner website. The Other Character Email section of the Fanstuff Wiki, where people could write fan-transcripts for fictional email shows of other characters on the Homestar Runner site, was arguably the second most popular and read feature underneath Stinkoman 20X6 sprite comics. 1-Up Emails was the third (or second) most read email show on the site, despite it's convoluted and confusing storyline. Five years later, I've decided to bring back the show (due to sheer boredom and nostalgia). Though it follows after the original series, it is not unwelcome to new readers as references to the original show will be rarely or never made.</center>

== News ==

*'''May 28, 2015''' - Hey, everyone. Great to be back. How many of you are reading this? Literally no-one, probably. So, I released a new email, in which 1-Up tries to recap the events thus far and then gets confused by his own story.
*'''April 2, 2010''' - New 1-Up email! Go enjoy it and whatnot! ...hopefully I get some feedback this time. Maybe I'll make the next email a flash animation-- Oops~! Did I say that out loud? ''{laughter}''

== Email List ==

136. '''Reboot''' 
135. [[1-Up Emails/email135|Back In Action]] 
134. Something 
133. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up/133 Manga] 
132. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up/132 Lord T] 
131. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up/131 Hat] 

*All previous 1-Up Emails can be found at the original HRFW, by [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up clicking here].

== Characters ==

*'''1-Up''' is the no-armed whitey of 20X6 who is best friends (at least according to him) with "the guy", aka Stinkoman. He has gone on many adventures with both Stinkoman and Pan Pan. He has saved the world and the multiverse on more than one occasion and he loves, loves, loves pudding.
*'''Stinkoman''' is one of the best fighters in the year 20X6. He is a robot that was created by a wrestleman and he strives to be the very best, seeking down challenges wherever they may be.
*'''Pan Pan''' is fat. Ha-ha-ha-ha. And he fell on you. Ha-ha-ha-ha. He's a good bear!

== Related Links ==

*[[1-Up Emails/inbox|1-Up's Inbox]]
*[[1-Up Emails/recap|Recap]]
*[[1-Up Emails/sightings|Sightings]]

== Misc. Info ==

=== Devices ===

'''Sunshine S5''' is the name of 1-Up's mobile phone in which he currently checks emails on, as Stinkoman disposed of his previous high tech holographic computer. He has a specific email app that he accesses to check his email, thus meaning that he can check his email no matter where he is in the world (or in other worlds). It is a parody of the Android Samsung Galaxy line of phones.

=== Dwellings ===

'''Stinkoman Headquarters''' is currently where 1-Up resides, just like he used to back in the good old days. If the first one hundred and thirty episodes of 1-Up Emails are considered to be canon, then this place has been through a heck of a lot of damage through-out the years. It is usually where Stinkoman, 1-Up and Pan Pan will be hanging out, whether or not they are checking emails or just playing video games. You can find out more information about it at [http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Stinkoman_Headquarters the Homestar Runner Wiki].

=== Scroll Button Rap ===

''{1-Up whips out his phone, and accesses the email app.}''
'''1-UP:''' Anytime is a good time for pudding!

1-Up Emails

2015-05-28T15:53:41Z

Mitchell:

__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__
<center>[[File:1up emails logo.png]]</center>

<center>1-Up Email, also known as "Other Character Email 1-Up", was originally an email show created on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki that took inspiration from Strong Bad Email, an animated feature on the Homestar Runner website. The Other Character Email section of the Fanstuff Wiki, where people could write fan-transcripts for fictional email shows of other characters on the Homestar Runner site, was arguably the second most popular and read feature underneath Stinkoman 20X6 sprite comics. 1-Up Emails was the third (or second) most read email show on the site, despite it's convoluted and confusing storyline. Five years later, I've decided to bring back the show (due to sheer boredom and nostalgia). Though it follows after the original series, it is not unwelcome to new readers as references to the original show will be rarely or never made.</center>

== News ==

*'''May 28, 2015''' - Hey, everyone. Great to be back. How many of you are reading this? Literally no-one, probably. So, I released a new email, in which 1-Up tries to recap the events thus far and then gets confused by his own story.
*'''April 2, 2010''' - New 1-Up email! Go enjoy it and whatnot! ...hopefully I get some feedback this time. Maybe I'll make the next email a flash animation-- Oops~! Did I say that out loud? ''{laughter}''

== Email List ==

136. '''Reboot''' 
135. [[1-Up Emails/email135|Back In Action]] 
134. '''Something''' 
133. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up/133 Manga] 
132. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up/132 Lord T] 
131. [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up/131 Hat] 

*All previous 1-Up Emails can be found at the original HRFW, by [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up clicking here].

== Characters ==

*'''1-Up''' is the no-armed whitey of 20X6 who is best friends (at least according to him) with "the guy", aka Stinkoman. He has gone on many adventures with both Stinkoman and Pan Pan. He has saved the world and the multiverse on more than one occasion and he loves, loves, loves pudding.
*'''Stinkoman''' is one of the best fighters in the year 20X6. He is a robot that was created by a wrestleman and he strives to be the very best, seeking down challenges wherever they may be.
*'''Pan Pan''' is fat. Ha-ha-ha-ha. And he fell on you. Ha-ha-ha-ha. He's a good bear!

== Related Links ==

*[[1-Up Emails/inbox|1-Up's Inbox]]
*[[1-Up Emails/recap|Recap]]
*[[1-Up Emails/sightings|Sightings]]

== Misc. Info ==

=== Devices ===

'''Sunshine S5''' is the name of 1-Up's mobile phone in which he currently checks emails on, as Stinkoman disposed of his previous high tech holographic computer. He has a specific email app that he accesses to check his email, thus meaning that he can check his email no matter where he is in the world (or in other worlds). It is a parody of the Android Samsung Galaxy line of phones.

=== Dwellings ===

'''Stinkoman Headquarters''' is currently where 1-Up resides, just like he used to back in the good old days. If the first one hundred and thirty episodes of 1-Up Emails are considered to be canon, then this place has been through a heck of a lot of damage through-out the years. It is usually where Stinkoman, 1-Up and Pan Pan will be hanging out, whether or not they are checking emails or just playing video games. You can find out more information about it at [http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Stinkoman_Headquarters the Homestar Runner Wiki].

=== Scroll Button Rap ===

''{1-Up whips out his phone, and accesses the email app.}''
'''1-UP:''' Anytime is a good time for pudding!

1-Up Emails/sightings

2015-05-28T15:40:53Z

Mitchell:

__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__
1-Up Emails, though not nearly as popular or as well-written as Gunhaver Emails or Tampo Emails were, had it's own fair share of references here and there from other members of the Homestar Runner fan community back in the day. As such, below is an archive of all the instances 1-Up Email references have appeared elsewhere. Keep in mind, however, that an appearance by 1-Up does not count as a sighting. It's only a sighting if it references some aspect of the 1-Up Emails show.

If you know of any other references, feel free to list them below.

== Other Character Email Sightings ==

These are sorted in alphabetical order.

=== OCE The Unguraits ===

==== Other Character Email The Unguraits/1-Up Crossover ====

*'''Doomsday''' - Ends the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Parental Apocalypse''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Irritating''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Shoe''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''#1''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Dreamail''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Paradox''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Names''' - This email starts the crossover and features Red Laser.

=== OCE Gunhaver ===

==== Other Character Email Gunhaver/1-Up Crossover ====

*'''Health''' - At the end of the email, it shows 1-Up being frightened by Gunhaver's computer, Alpha Stan.
*'''Awesome''' - This may not feature 1-Up, but it has Steve and introduces Callum who are both characters of the creator of 1-Up emails.
*'''Killing''' - At the beggining of this one, there is a sequence taken straight from one of 1-Up's emails during Season 2. It also has Gunhaver attempting to kill 1-Up.
*'''Carteen''' - 1-Up makes an appereance in this email, also continuing the crossover.
*'''Unguraits 2''' - This is the first Gunhaver email to start the crossover. In this email, 1-Up asks about news.

=== OCE Strong Sad ===

*'''Roxy Dawson''' - Roxy Dawson explains to Strong Sad why his email show is unpopular, one of the reasons why is because of his bad openings. Then Roxy shows Strong Sad some "good openings", like one of Gunhaver Email's openings and then one from 1-Up Emails (ripped directly from show). Then Roxy Dawson says that 1-Up and Gunhaver emails got Fanstuff of the Week awards for a reason. It also parodies the "time travel emails" that Mitchell would send to a whole bunch of Other Character Email shows.

=== OCE Stinkoman ===

*'''College''' - Stinkoman is sent into an alternate universe, explaining his absence during the first half of Season 2.

=== OCE Tampo ===

*'''Charbarg''' - Sticklyman Jr. appears in this email. Though Joshua explicitly states it is not the same Sticklyman Jr. from 1-Up Emails. Merely inspired by him.
*'''Rock Opera''' - There is a 1-Up Email reference in here, as well as several other email shows.
*'''Death''' - 1-Up emails second season plot is referenced in the easter egg. The one about zombies.
*'''Saargtsson''' - 1-Up is finnaly on the good side again, thanks to Stinkoman.
*'''Training''' - Another Tampo email that shows 1-Up joining the dark side in training.
*'''Dark Side''' - 1-Up is being persuaded to join the "dark side" by Tampo. A pretty amusing email. Worth a re-read.
*'''Attacked''' - Tampo, Brody and Stlunko capture 1-Up, kickstarting a mini-crossover between the two shows.

== Other Sightings ==

=== [[Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000]] ===

*[[Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/1-Up Emails|Some Early 1-Up Emails]] - I specifically asked the creators of Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000 if they would riff on my earliest 1-Up Emails, unfortunately the first fifty were missing. But, this has got to be my favorite thing to come out of 1-Up Emails. Every second of their riffing is just plain beautiful. Go read.

1-Up Emails/sightings

2015-05-28T15:40:20Z

Mitchell:

__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__
1-Up Emails, though not nearly as popular or as well-written as Gunhaver Emails or Tampo Emails were, had it's own fair share of references here and there from other members of the Homestar Runner fan community back in the day. As such, below is an archive of all the instances 1-Up Email references have appeared elsewhere. Keep in mind, however, that an appearance by 1-Up does not count as a sighting. It's only a sighting if it references some aspect of the 1-Up Emails show.

If you know of any other references, feel free to list them below.

== Other Character Email Sightings ==

These are sorted in alphabetical order.

=== OCE The Unguraits ===

==== Other Character Email The Unguraits/1-Up Crossover ====

*'''Doomsday''' - Ends the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Parental Apocalypse''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Irritating''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Shoe''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''#1''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Dreamail''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Paradox''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Names''' - This email starts the crossover and features Red Laser.

=== OCE Gunhaver ===

==== Other Character Email Gunhaver/1-Up Crossover ====

*'''Health''' - At the end of the email, it shows 1-Up being frightened by Gunhaver's computer, Alpha Stan.
*'''Awesome''' - This may not feature 1-Up, but it has Steve and introduces Callum who are both characters of the creator of 1-Up emails.
*'''Killing''' - At the beggining of this one, there is a sequence taken straight from one of 1-Up's emails during Season 2. It also has Gunhaver attempting to kill 1-Up.
*'''Carteen''' - 1-Up makes an appereance in this email, also continuing the crossover.
*'''Unguraits 2''' - This is the first Gunhaver email to start the crossover. In this email, 1-Up asks about news.

=== OCE Strong Sad ===

*'''Roxy Dawson''' - Roxy Dawson explains to Strong Sad why his email show is unpopular, one of the reasons why is because of his bad openings. Then Roxy shows Strong Sad some "good openings", like one of Gunhaver Email's openings and then one from 1-Up Emails (ripped directly from show). Then Roxy Dawson says that 1-Up and Gunhaver emails got Fanstuff of the Week awards for a reason. It also parodies the "time travel emails" that Mitchell would send to a whole bunch of Other Character Email shows.

=== OCE Stinkoman ===

*'''College''' - Stinkoman is sent into an alternate universe, explaining his absence during the first half of Season 2.

=== OCE Tampo ===

*'''Charbarg''' - Sticklyman Jr. appears in this email. Though Joshua explicitly states it is not the same Sticklyman Jr. from 1-Up Emails. Merely inspired by him.
*'''Rock Opera''' - There is a 1-Up Email reference in here, as well as several other email shows.
*'''Death''' - 1-Up emails second season plot is referenced in the easter egg. The one about zombies.
*'''Saargtsson''' - 1-Up is finnaly on the good side again, thanks to Stinkoman.
*'''Training''' - Another Tampo email that shows 1-Up joining the dark side in training.
*'''Dark Side''' - 1-Up is being persuaded to join the "dark side" by Tampo. A pretty amusing email. Worth a re-read.
*'''Attacked''' - Tampo, Brody and Stlunko capture 1-Up, kickstarting a mini-crossover between the two shows.

== Other Sightings ==

=== Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000 ===

*[[Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/1-Up Emails|Some Early 1-Up Emails]] - I specifically asked the creators of Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000 if they would riff on my earliest 1-Up Emails, unfortunately the first fifty were missing. But, this has got to be my favorite thing to come out of 1-Up Emails. Every second of their riffing is just plain beautiful. Go read.

1-Up Emails/sightings

2015-05-28T15:40:03Z

Mitchell: Created page with "__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__ 1-Up Emails, though not nearly as popular or as well-written as Gunhaver Emails or Tampo Emails were, had it's own fair share of references here an..."

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1-Up Emails, though not nearly as popular or as well-written as Gunhaver Emails or Tampo Emails were, had it's own fair share of references here and there from other members of the Homestar Runner fan community back in the day. As such, below is an archive of all the instances 1-Up Email references have appeared elsewhere. Keep in mind, however, that an appearance by 1-Up does not count as a sighting. It's only a sighting if it references some aspect of the 1-Up Emails show.

If you know of any other references, feel free to list them below.

== Other Character Email Sightings ==

These are sorted in alphabetical order.

=== OCE Gunhaver ===

=== OCE The Unguraits ===

==== Other Character Email The Unguraits/1-Up Crossover ====

*'''Doomsday''' - Ends the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Parental Apocalypse''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Irritating''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Shoe''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''#1''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Dreamail''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Paradox''' - Continues the 1-Up/Ungurait email crossover.
*'''Names''' - This email starts the crossover and features Red Laser.

=== OCE Gunhaver ===

==== Other Character Email Gunhaver/1-Up Crossover ====

*'''Health''' - At the end of the email, it shows 1-Up being frightened by Gunhaver's computer, Alpha Stan.
*'''Awesome''' - This may not feature 1-Up, but it has Steve and introduces Callum who are both characters of the creator of 1-Up emails.
*'''Killing''' - At the beggining of this one, there is a sequence taken straight from one of 1-Up's emails during Season 2. It also has Gunhaver attempting to kill 1-Up.
*'''Carteen''' - 1-Up makes an appereance in this email, also continuing the crossover.
*'''Unguraits 2''' - This is the first Gunhaver email to start the crossover. In this email, 1-Up asks about news.

=== OCE Strong Sad ===

*'''Roxy Dawson''' - Roxy Dawson explains to Strong Sad why his email show is unpopular, one of the reasons why is because of his bad openings. Then Roxy shows Strong Sad some "good openings", like one of Gunhaver Email's openings and then one from 1-Up Emails (ripped directly from show). Then Roxy Dawson says that 1-Up and Gunhaver emails got Fanstuff of the Week awards for a reason. It also parodies the "time travel emails" that Mitchell would send to a whole bunch of Other Character Email shows.

=== OCE Stinkoman ===

*'''College''' - Stinkoman is sent into an alternate universe, explaining his absence during the first half of Season 2.

=== OCE Tampo ===

*'''Charbarg''' - Sticklyman Jr. appears in this email. Though Joshua explicitly states it is not the same Sticklyman Jr. from 1-Up Emails. Merely inspired by him.
*'''Rock Opera''' - There is a 1-Up Email reference in here, as well as several other email shows.
*'''Death''' - 1-Up emails second season plot is referenced in the easter egg. The one about zombies.
*'''Saargtsson''' - 1-Up is finnaly on the good side again, thanks to Stinkoman.
*'''Training''' - Another Tampo email that shows 1-Up joining the dark side in training.
*'''Dark Side''' - 1-Up is being persuaded to join the "dark side" by Tampo. A pretty amusing email. Worth a re-read.
*'''Attacked''' - Tampo, Brody and Stlunko capture 1-Up, kickstarting a mini-crossover between the two shows.

== Other Sightings ==

=== Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000 ===

*[[Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/1-Up Emails|Some Early 1-Up Emails]] - I specifically asked the creators of Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000 if they would riff on my earliest 1-Up Emails, unfortunately the first fifty were missing. But, this has got to be my favorite thing to come out of 1-Up Emails. Every second of their riffing is just plain beautiful. Go read.

Immigrants

2015-05-28T15:13:48Z

Mitchell:

Please put anything stolen- er, I mean...TRANSPORTED from the HRFWiki and it will be copied to it's respective category.

*[[1-Up Emails]] - The new and true home of everyone's (second) favorite email show. - [[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]]
*[[Robbie's Answering Machine]] - ''{no description}'' - [[User:HunkOfJunk|HunkOfJunk]]
*[[Stuntmail]] - BLAHI'm Email Checkin'!
*[[Blue Lasermail]] - Read it or be crushed! - [[User:The Wheelchair|The Wheelchair]]
*[[Everything You know Is Wrong]] - Originally on the Homestar Runner Wiki, some person complained that it should ''focus'' on Homestar Runner's planet.
*[[User:Chaosvii7/Battels]] - A battling series like no other, it was moved by the CREATOR HIMSELF because it had NO H*R.
*[[Sig Maker]] - Tell me what you want in your sig, and I'll make it! - {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
*[[Super Star Smashers]] - Not moved due to 1.6-age, but I wanna start it up again. [[User:Lucas Aura|Lucas Aura]]
*[[Holy Crap! Youtube!]] - Not done yet. Going to be a radio play. Started by [[User:ALXXMaXX|This dude]].
*[[Kirbychu_emails.pie]] - Kirbychu's email show! - {{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}}
*[[Samtheman.egg]] - Samtheman.egg is restarted! Featuring new everything. {{User:Sam The Man/sig}}
*[[sfcu_emails.cake]] - My Wiki User Email show. Not much else to say. {{User:Superfield Credit Union/sig}}
*[[SSXMails]] - SSX jumps on the bandwagon! - X On Fire
*[[Bell Quest]] - Yes, I am transporting one of the worst adventure fanfics to this wiki, but the sequel will be purged and stay purged.
*[[Wiki User Email Im a bell|Bellmail.exe]]
*[[Bling Emails]]
*[[Sarette Emails]] - Well, technically. I tried this out for the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki, but I got a FAIL because it didn't have enough Homestar in it. But I was OK'd to start it up here, so the only thing really transported is Not Quite Sarette Email 0: pilot, which was the tryout. - [[User:Sarette|Sarette]] 15:34, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
*[[Wikian Galaxy]] - Formerly known as Homestarian Galaxy.
*[[Youtube Videos]]
*[[Homoon emails|homoon emails]]
*[[KickCheat E-mails]] - Originally an e-mail show on the fanstuff. It now focuses alot less on Homestar related things. By {{User:KickCheat/sig}}

Talk:Immigrants

2015-05-28T15:13:07Z

Mitchell:

Do we still need this page, as all traces of these fanstuff on the HRFWiki are gone, and this page isn't really that big, so the fanstuff can go to the categories they belong to? I vote '''delete'''. {{User:JCM/sig}} 16:13, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:I agree. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:17, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
::i vote keep

::also you guys realize that when the fanstuff is up we're gonna need this page, sooooooooo {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 16:18, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:::Whatever. I don't really care either way. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:32, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
::::How will we need this page when the HRFWiki is up, too? {{User:JCM/sig}} 17:10, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::becuase people will be all "I AM GOING TO MAKE SOMETHING THAT BREAKS THE RULES" and instead of trying to deal with them we will merely send them here

:::::JUST LIKE WHEN FANSTUFF WAS UP :grad: {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 17:13, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::And you can't just send them to our Main Page, if they don't see the link on the HRFWiki's main page? {{User:JCM/sig}} 17:17, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::no, you can, but that's much less fun :grad: {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 17:21, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:Yeah we should probably keep it around since we're going to be sending over rulebreaking fanstuff when the HRFWiki's back up. [[User:Shadow Scythe|Shadow Scythe]] 17:25, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
::Well, OK, but I'm still going to move everything on this page to their retrospective categories just in case. {{User:JCM/sig}} 17:31, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:::as long as you keep the stuff on this page, whatever {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 17:32, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::"How will we need this page when the HRFWiki is up, too?" Hahahahahaha. Oh, that's a good one. -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] ([[User talk:Mitchell|talk]]) 11:13, 28 May 2015 (EDT)

1-Up Emails/email135

2015-05-28T15:08:34Z

Mitchell:

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[[File:1up email 135 thumbnail.png|thumb|Yay! 1-Up is back!]]

'''1-Up Email #135:''' "back in action"

'''Summary:''' 1-Up awakes from a five-year sleep. Not caring that he has missed five years of his life, he proceeds to answer an email.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' 1-Up, Stinkoman

'''Places:''' StinkoLabs 21X3, The City

'''Length:''' 164 Lines

'''Date:''' May 29, 2015

== Transcript ==

''{Open to an establishing shop of a laboratory, as futuristic robots float around in the foreground. The camera zooms in on one of the windows, and shows 1-Up lying unconscious on a metallic table. The camera zooms even further and goes into his head which transitions into what's going in his head: 1-Up is dreaming about running around an island made completely out of pudding with chocolate rivers and and trees.}''

'''1-UP:''' Haha, yay! Wheeee! I want pudding! ''{shoves faces into chocolate tree and takes a huge bite}''

''{Quick cut back to the laboratory room. 1-Up snaps awake, looking over at a confused Stinkoman standing over him. Stinkoman is wearing a lab coat.}''

'''1-UP:''' How long was I out?

'''STINKOMAN:''' I don't know, kid. What was the last thing you remember?

'''1-UP:''' Umm, let's see... I chilled with my best friend, Gunhaver, then I went on a magical adventure with Tampo, my other best friend, and then I ran into that freezer!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Oh right! That's it! Yeah. You've been out for like five years, little dude.

'''1-UP:''' LITTLE DUDE?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's... the part of my sentence you're gonna exclaim in response? ...Okay, whatever.

'''1-UP:''' So, where's my computer box?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{anime mouth opens wide}'' Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh yeah. I sold it!

'''1-UP:''' Whyyyyy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' For power crunches. Also, to fund my new music video.

''{White flash transition. Cut to Stinkoman, wearing sunglasses and wearing a leather jacket, riding a motorcycle, as a pop tune plays in the background.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{singing}'' Girl, I love you more than a wagon full of power crunches. I will take you out for aaaaaall the lunches. Umm... I got shiny blue haaaaaair. ''{stops singing}'' Anything else? I didn't actually memorize any of these lyrics.

''{Cuts back suddenly to 1-Up just starring. Stinkoman just looking up at the roof, in day-dream. After a long pause...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Hehe. Check-a me out! I'm a science dude! ''{flaps lab coat, puts on glasses}'' The calculations are... calculating, and the math is very... umm... mathematical?

''{Pause.}''

'''1-UP:''' Wow! You really are the smarts!

=== 1-Up Emails: Back In Action! ===

''{1-Up is walking along casually, outside of the laboratory facility, as the camera follows him.}''

'''1-UP:''' Stinkoman may have sold my holographic computer box, but that doesn't mean I can't still answer the email. Hwyah!

''{1-Up quickly whips out his mobile phone as he says this, clicks on the "email app" and as an email pops up, he reads it aloud.}''

<pre>Dear Kidstar,
AAAAH!What happend to the original One-Up E-mails?Tell Me!
Someone.</pre>

'''1-UP:''' Well, Simone. I'm glad you asked. See, a lot of things have happened over the past ten years for myself. Ahem.

''{A pair of glasses is lowered on to 1-Up's face from the top of the screen.}''

'''1-UP:''' Y'see, boys and girls, my show is broadcast on this thing called "the Internet" which hasn't existed for many years, as we know have a new network which is far superior in every way... also, called "the Internet", but that's not the point. Through time travel, I am able to feed this show through to you people in the 21st century.

''{Cuts to a cartoon-ish diagram of large shadowy figures in a boardroom looking at statistics.}''

'''1-UP:''' Now, the big corporations who fund the show, they went through a bit of "quality control", as feeding web media to the past through time travel can get pretty expensive. Luckily, 1-Up Emails survived what was later dubbed "the purge", however, the first fifty or so of my emails didn't make it due to a filing error.

''{Cuts back to 1-Up, as one of his eyes twitches angrily.}''

'''1-UP:''' And I am totally cool with that... really. Really, truly, I am.

''{Camera zooms out, as he stops walking, standing in the middle of an open road in the city.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, Simone, I hope that answers your questions. If you would like a quick recap of my adventures thus far. Here they are!

''{In the background and foreground, cars screech to a halt and start honking at 1-Up. The faint yelling of a man can be heard, saying: "get off the road!". The screen flashes white as we transition to a still image of what 1-Up describes.}''

'''1-UP:''' The very first email that I recieved was the "moron's coupon", in which I literally got a voucher to go to the "moron convention" where I met a lot of other fellow morons. Shortly after that, I met Bubusuke and helped him repair a spaceship. Then I got a mansion for some reason, after the pudding factory exploded and it rained pudding. I had a monument built in my honor in my sixth email, then I got a virus because... like, who doesn't get virus emails? It is oddly common in 20X6. By my 20th email, I introduced my sister named Marzichan and then I got to go the pudding factory! Yay, pudding! Email 24-33 were the most important though, as I stole my sister's wand and it took me to the future year of 30X2 and found out Tampo, Stlunko and Brody were all big meanie kings of Earth or something and there was a rebellion and I got to be part of it, but there was a robot Jaro that my dad invented. Two actually, named Ben and Ken. Ben was a good Jaro, and Ken, was an evil one bent on destroying the world.

''{1-Up takes a heavy breathe of air before he keeps going.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, that's where the story of my first fifty emails gets a little convoluted.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Only THEN?

'''1-UP:''' What are you doing here, the guy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's what I was gonna ask you!

'''1-UP:''' Oh, I'm just recapping my adventures of the past ten years.

'''STINKOMAN:''' None of it matters though... since, y'know-- we're never gonna reference them again. Is anyone even still reading this?

'''1-UP:''' Read...ing?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha-ha-ha-ha! You're not the only one that can break the fourth wall!

'''1-UP:''' Okay. Quicker recap then!

''{Cut back to the flashbacks.}''

'''1-UP:''' I managed to get back to my own time, when Ben and Ken were created in the present. Then I got caught up in a conspiracy with Sticklyman who was actually a lot more powerful then we'd first realized when we'd encountered him back in that one April Fools Day movie. I beat him. But, after that, my mansion got destroyed. Sticklyman's son, Sticklyman Jr. showed up in a giant robot mech and killed me, then sent me to the after-life, but I came back even stronger... because anime logic. I defeated Sticklyman Jr. and Saargston, then I went and defeated Orano in a fighting tournament.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Who the crap is "Orano"?

'''1-UP:''' One of the... 20X6 top elite fighters? Does nobody remember 1-Up Email #63?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ...No. I don't think anyone does.

'''1-UP:''' So... umm, anyway, then I got into a wrestling match with Strong Bad... then Ekerbsy, a giant fridge monster thing, sent me to the past where I met Gunhaver and the Cheat Commandos. We had a lot of fun. He tried to kill me once on his own email show. That was weird. At one point, I created an evil clone of Stinkoman... then I had to collect the eight talismans of power to save the world... then... gosh, this story is just so confusing and riddled with plotholes and impossible to recap!

'''STINKOMAN:''' So, wanna go with my suggestion of never referencing this stuff again?

'''1-UP:''' Yeah... let's just start fresh. New 1-Up email show! No confusing story or plot elements! Let's just focus on the good ol' classic email style of just looking into our everyday life and see what comedy comes from that!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Y'see! That is some crazy crap I can get behind!

''{Stinkoman lightly punches 1-Up in the shoulder and laughs.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' Haha. Till next time, dear viewers.

''{The Paper comes down from the top of the screen. It says: "[[1-Up Emails/inbox|To email 1-Up, click here.]]"}''

'''1-UP:''' The Paper! Oh, how I've missed you? Give me a fist-bump! ''{slightly angles body}''

== Not So Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===

* This email was written with the intention of doing a recap episode of all the stories I'd written for 1-Up Emails, but there was just way too much. Like, holy crap!
* There will be no references to any of those emails in future emails, so as not to confused new readers (and also to avoid any instances of me cringing at the memory).
* Official characters from the original 1-Up Emails include: 1-Up, Stinkoman, Pan Pan, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko (whose personalities were written by Joshua), all the Stinkoman 20X6 bosses, 20X6 Marzipan, etc.
* Fan characters created for the previous series include the following. (Just so you all have an index of some of this ridiculousness).
** Marzichan, technically 20X6 Marzipan, but she also has magical powers through her "wand".
** Ben, a Jaro robot servant created by Homestar Runner, who in this universe was 1-Up's creator. Built to protect.
** Sticklyman, the first big, big villian of Season 1, who was out for revenge on Stinkoman and 1-Up. Sticklyman was also considered Tampo's "master" in Tampo Emails.
** Ken, another Jaro robot, built for the same purpose, but turned against it's creators. Ben's twin brother.
** Bubusuke, the 20X6 version of Bubs who own the shopping mall of 20X6.
** Orano, a silver Enker look-alike (from the Mega Man games), with lightning powers and a lightning rod.
** Dark Stinkoman, a clone created by 1-Up when the real Stinkoman was unavailable. As you can guess, it turned evil. More powerful than Stinkoman.
** Kidstar, Homestar Runner's older brother from the 1-Up Email, "non-anime" (currently removed). Created when 1-Up recieved an email that asked him what he'd be like as a western cartoon. So, he is essentially 20X6's Homestar's 2005 self. "Kidstar" is also the name that was given to 1-Up before 1-Up's official name was revealed on the Homestar Runner website (through the Stinkoman 20X6 game).
** Yuta, the "fourth strongest champion in the world".
** Delta, another one of those strong champions that kept being mentioned through-out 1-Up Emails, but had no unique personality to them.
** Alpha, Omega & Beta, the rest of those strong warrior types I kept mentioning.
** The Dark Elf, the ultimate villian of 1-Up Emails second season and was released by the five big bad "ultimate fighters". (How was anyone supposed to keep track of this?)
** The Ungurait Pharoah, locked away by the Dark Elf years prior, but released by Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta.
** Nightmare, appears in 1-Up Email 100, and is the "guardian of the Dark Elf Wand". Started as a mutant chicken hunter, but then befriended them and became one of them. In a twist of fate, he is the one that sold Brody's chicken egg to Stinkoman and as revenge, the "mutant chickens" cursed him and then Sticklyman gave him "the powers of darkness" and a new name. (I am not making any of this up. This is all stuff I wrote ten years ago!)
** Ultra Cyber Shadow, a black robot created by Sticklyman to kill Homestar Runner. (Are you kidding me?)
** The Alpha Virus, a virus created by Delta to infect 1-Up's computer at the time, the Windomac 20X6. Yeah... I don't know.
** Project X, a prototype to Dark Stinkoman, who ends up becoming the big bad at the end of the original series in Email 130.
** Eta, Gamma 002 & Sigma, appareantly ninjas of some variety. They fight against "the best fighters of 20X6" in Email 130.
** Ninjabash, a ninja working for Emerald Laser, which I assume was the future version of Blue Laser or some other "Laser" in t.
** Rya, a robot girl from the webtoon, Bonus Stage. I am not sure what she was doing in there. Possibly there due to the Unguraits Email crossover.
** Steve, a The Cheat, who is a member of the Cheat Commandos, but is also "Mitchell's" The Cheat.
** Mitchell, an author insert character who would occasionally narrate the stories of 1-Up Emails.

=== Explanation ===

* Explanation? I have none.
* Upon re-reading the original 1-Up Emails (the confusing, laughable and lovable mess that they are), I feel I should create a recap of the stories on the main page.
* There is still no intention of referencing any of this in future emails. This is just for archival purposes.
* Oh my gosh. And 1-Up was "the chosen one". I should have known.
* As a passing joke once, 1-Up said that "clever" was his middle name. Since then, his full name has been "1-Up Kidstar Clever Extraman Runner".
* 1-Up was also the leader in 40X6, after some apocalyptic war. It is the 40X6 version of 1-Up that created Dark Stinkoman as well as whole bunch of other "Stinkomen". Appareantly, Sticklyman, Stinkoman and "Project X" were all prototypes for Dark Stinkoman.
* I do not remember writing any of this stuff. This is just me rambling about my old writings now.
* Most of this stuff appears to be exposition and a lot is borrowed assets from other series like Star Wars, Futurama, Bonus Stage or generally better "other character email shows".
* I lack the capacity to make this crap up.

1-Up Emails/email135

2015-05-28T15:06:50Z

Mitchell:

__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__
[[File:1up email 135 thumbnail.png|thumb|Yay! 1-Up is back!]]

'''1-Up Email #135:''' "back in action"

'''Summary:''' 1-Up awakes from a five-year sleep. Not caring that he has missed five years of his life, he proceeds to answer an email.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' 1-Up, Stinkoman

'''Places:''' StinkoLabs 21X3, The City

'''Length:''' 164 Lines

'''Date:''' May 29, 2015

== Transcript ==

''{Open to an establishing shop of a laboratory, as futuristic robots float around in the foreground. The camera zooms in on one of the windows, and shows 1-Up lying unconscious on a metallic table. The camera zooms even further and goes into his head which transitions into what's going in his head: 1-Up is dreaming about running around an island made completely out of pudding with chocolate rivers and and trees.}''

'''1-UP:''' Haha, yay! Wheeee! I want pudding! ''{shoves faces into chocolate tree and takes a huge bite}''

''{Quick cut back to the laboratory room. 1-Up snaps awake, looking over at a confused Stinkoman standing over him. Stinkoman is wearing a lab coat.}''

'''1-UP:''' How long was I out?

'''STINKOMAN:''' I don't know, kid. What was the last thing you remember?

'''1-UP:''' Umm, let's see... I chilled with my best friend, Gunhaver, then I went on a magical adventure with Tampo, my other best friend, and then I ran into that freezer!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Oh right! That's it! Yeah. You've been out for like five years, little dude.

'''1-UP:''' LITTLE DUDE?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's... the part of my sentence you're gonna exclaim in response? ...Okay, whatever.

'''1-UP:''' So, where's my computer box?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{anime mouth opens wide}'' Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh yeah. I sold it!

'''1-UP:''' Whyyyyy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' For power crunches. Also, to fund my new music video.

''{White flash transition. Cut to Stinkoman, wearing sunglasses and wearing a leather jacket, riding a motorcycle, as a pop tune plays in the background.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{singing}'' Girl, I love you more than a wagon full of power crunches. I will take you out for aaaaaall the lunches. Umm... I got shiny blue haaaaaair. ''{stops singing}'' Anything else? I didn't actually memorize any of these lyrics.

''{Cuts back suddenly to 1-Up just starring. Stinkoman just looking up at the roof, in day-dream. After a long pause...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Hehe. Check-a me out! I'm a science dude! ''{flaps lab coat, puts on glasses}'' The calculations are... calculating, and the math is very... umm... mathematical?

''{Pause.}''

'''1-UP:''' Wow! You really are the smarts!

=== 1-Up Emails: Back In Action! ===

''{1-Up is walking along casually, outside of the laboratory facility, as the camera follows him.}''

'''1-UP:''' Stinkoman may have sold my holographic computer box, but that doesn't mean I can't still answer the email. Hwyah!

''{1-Up quickly whips out his mobile phone as he says this, clicks on the "email app" and as an email pops up, he reads it aloud.}''

<pre>Dear Kidstar,
AAAAH!What happend to the original One-Up E-mails?Tell Me!
Someone.</pre>

'''1-UP:''' Well, Simone. I'm glad you asked. See, a lot of things have happened over the past ten years for myself. Ahem.

''{A pair of glasses is lowered on to 1-Up's face from the top of the screen.}''

'''1-UP:''' Y'see, boys and girls, my show is broadcast on this thing called "the Internet" which hasn't existed for many years, as we know have a new network which is far superior in every way... also, called "the Internet", but that's not the point. Through time travel, I am able to feed this show through to you people in the 21st century.

''{Cuts to a cartoon-ish diagram of large shadowy figures in a boardroom looking at statistics.}''

'''1-UP:''' Now, the big corporations who fund the show, they went through a bit of "quality control", as feeding web media to the past through time travel can get pretty expensive. Luckily, 1-Up Emails survived what was later dubbed "the purge", however, the first fifty or so of my emails didn't make it due to a filing error.

''{Cuts back to 1-Up, as one of his eyes twitches angrily.}''

'''1-UP:''' And I am totally cool with that... really. Really, truly, I am.

''{Camera zooms out, as he stops walking, standing in the middle of an open road in the city.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, Simone, I hope that answers your questions. If you would like a quick recap of my adventures thus far. Here they are!

''{In the background and foreground, cars screech to a halt and start honking at 1-Up. The faint yelling of a man can be heard, saying: "get off the road!". The screen flashes white as we transition to a still image of what 1-Up describes.}''

'''1-UP:''' The very first email that I recieved was the "moron's coupon", in which I literally got a voucher to go to the "moron convention" where I met a lot of other fellow morons. Shortly after that, I met Bubusuke and helped him repair a spaceship. Then I got a mansion for some reason, after the pudding factory exploded and it rained pudding. I had a monument built in my honor in my sixth email, then I got a virus because... like, who doesn't get virus emails? It is oddly common in 20X6. By my 20th email, I introduced my sister named Marzichan and then I got to go the pudding factory! Yay, pudding! Email 24-33 were the most important though, as I stole my sister's wand and it took me to the future year of 30X2 and found out Tampo, Stlunko and Brody were all big meanie kings of Earth or something and there was a rebellion and I got to be part of it, but there was a robot Jaro that my dad invented. Two actually, named Ben and Ken. Ben was a good Jaro, and Ken, was an evil one bent on destroying the world.

''{1-Up takes a heavy breathe of air before he keeps going.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, that's where the story of my first fifty emails gets a little convoluted.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Only THEN?

'''1-UP:''' What are you doing here, the guy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's what I was gonna ask you!

'''1-UP:''' Oh, I'm just recapping my adventures of the past ten years.

'''STINKOMAN:''' None of it matters though... since, y'know-- we're never gonna reference them again. Is anyone even still reading this?

'''1-UP:''' Read...ing?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha-ha-ha-ha! You're not the only one that can break the fourth wall!

'''1-UP:''' Okay. Quicker recap then!

''{Cut back to the flashbacks.}''

'''1-UP:''' I managed to get back to my own time, when Ben and Ken were created in the present. Then I got caught up in a conspiracy with Sticklyman who was actually a lot more powerful then we'd first realized when we'd encountered him back in that one April Fools Day movie. I beat him. But, after that, my mansion got destroyed. Sticklyman's son, Sticklyman Jr. showed up in a giant robot mech and killed me, then sent me to the after-life, but I came back even stronger... because anime logic. I defeated Sticklyman Jr. and Saargston, then I went and defeated Orano in a fighting tournament.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Who the crap is "Orano"?

'''1-UP:''' One of the... 20X6 top elite fighters? Does nobody remember 1-Up Email #63?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ...No. I don't think anyone does.

'''1-UP:''' So... umm, anyway, then I got into a wrestling match with Strong Bad... then Ekerbsy, a giant fridge monster thing, sent me to the past where I met Gunhaver and the Cheat Commandos. We had a lot of fun. He tried to kill me once on his own email show. That was weird. At one point, I created an evil clone of Stinkoman... then I had to collect the eight talismans of power to save the world... then... gosh, this story is just so confusing and riddled with plotholes and impossible to recap!

'''STINKOMAN:''' So, wanna go with my suggestion of never referencing this stuff again?

'''1-UP:''' Yeah... let's just start fresh. New 1-Up email show! No confusing story or plot elements! Let's just focus on the good ol' classic email style of just looking into our everyday life and see what comedy comes from that!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Y'see! That is some crazy crap I can get behind!

''{Stinkoman lightly punches 1-Up in the shoulder and laughs.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' Haha. Till next time, dear viewers.

''{The Paper comes down from the top of the screen. It says: "To email 1-Up, click here."}''

'''1-UP:''' The Paper! Oh, how I've missed you? Give me a fist-bump! ''{slightly angles body}''

== Not So Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===

* This email was written with the intention of doing a recap episode of all the stories I'd written for 1-Up Emails, but there was just way too much. Like, holy crap!
* There will be no references to any of those emails in future emails, so as not to confused new readers (and also to avoid any instances of me cringing at the memory).
* Official characters from the original 1-Up Emails include: 1-Up, Stinkoman, Pan Pan, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko (whose personalities were written by Joshua), all the Stinkoman 20X6 bosses, 20X6 Marzipan, etc.
* Fan characters created for the previous series include the following. (Just so you all have an index of some of this ridiculousness).
** Marzichan, technically 20X6 Marzipan, but she also has magical powers through her "wand".
** Ben, a Jaro robot servant created by Homestar Runner, who in this universe was 1-Up's creator. Built to protect.
** Sticklyman, the first big, big villian of Season 1, who was out for revenge on Stinkoman and 1-Up. Sticklyman was also considered Tampo's "master" in Tampo Emails.
** Ken, another Jaro robot, built for the same purpose, but turned against it's creators. Ben's twin brother.
** Bubusuke, the 20X6 version of Bubs who own the shopping mall of 20X6.
** Orano, a silver Enker look-alike (from the Mega Man games), with lightning powers and a lightning rod.
** Dark Stinkoman, a clone created by 1-Up when the real Stinkoman was unavailable. As you can guess, it turned evil. More powerful than Stinkoman.
** Kidstar, Homestar Runner's older brother from the 1-Up Email, "non-anime" (currently removed). Created when 1-Up recieved an email that asked him what he'd be like as a western cartoon. So, he is essentially 20X6's Homestar's 2005 self. "Kidstar" is also the name that was given to 1-Up before 1-Up's official name was revealed on the Homestar Runner website (through the Stinkoman 20X6 game).
** Yuta, the "fourth strongest champion in the world".
** Delta, another one of those strong champions that kept being mentioned through-out 1-Up Emails, but had no unique personality to them.
** Alpha, Omega & Beta, the rest of those strong warrior types I kept mentioning.
** The Dark Elf, the ultimate villian of 1-Up Emails second season and was released by the five big bad "ultimate fighters". (How was anyone supposed to keep track of this?)
** The Ungurait Pharoah, locked away by the Dark Elf years prior, but released by Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta.
** Nightmare, appears in 1-Up Email 100, and is the "guardian of the Dark Elf Wand". Started as a mutant chicken hunter, but then befriended them and became one of them. In a twist of fate, he is the one that sold Brody's chicken egg to Stinkoman and as revenge, the "mutant chickens" cursed him and then Sticklyman gave him "the powers of darkness" and a new name. (I am not making any of this up. This is all stuff I wrote ten years ago!)
** Ultra Cyber Shadow, a black robot created by Sticklyman to kill Homestar Runner. (Are you kidding me?)
** The Alpha Virus, a virus created by Delta to infect 1-Up's computer at the time, the Windomac 20X6. Yeah... I don't know.
** Project X, a prototype to Dark Stinkoman, who ends up becoming the big bad at the end of the original series in Email 130.
** Eta, Gamma 002 & Sigma, appareantly ninjas of some variety. They fight against "the best fighters of 20X6" in Email 130.
** Ninjabash, a ninja working for Emerald Laser, which I assume was the future version of Blue Laser or some other "Laser" in t.
** Rya, a robot girl from the webtoon, Bonus Stage. I am not sure what she was doing in there. Possibly there due to the Unguraits Email crossover.
** Steve, a The Cheat, who is a member of the Cheat Commandos, but is also "Mitchell's" The Cheat.
** Mitchell, an author insert character who would occasionally narrate the stories of 1-Up Emails.

=== Explanation ===

* Explanation? I have none.
* Upon re-reading the original 1-Up Emails (the confusing, laughable and lovable mess that they are), I feel I should create a recap of the stories on the main page.
* There is still no intention of referencing any of this in future emails. This is just for archival purposes.
* Oh my gosh. And 1-Up was "the chosen one". I should have known.
* As a passing joke once, 1-Up said that "clever" was his middle name. Since then, his full name has been "1-Up Kidstar Clever Extraman Runner".
* 1-Up was also the leader in 40X6, after some apocalyptic war. It is the 40X6 version of 1-Up that created Dark Stinkoman as well as whole bunch of other "Stinkomen". Appareantly, Sticklyman, Stinkoman and "Project X" were all prototypes for Dark Stinkoman.
* I do not remember writing any of this stuff. This is just me rambling about my old writings now.
* Most of this stuff appears to be exposition and a lot is borrowed assets from other series like Star Wars, Futurama, Bonus Stage or generally better "other character email shows".
* I lack the capacity to make this crap up.

1-Up Emails/inbox

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1-Up Emails/recap

2015-05-28T15:02:08Z

Mitchell:

== Recap ==

This is a recap of the original 1-Up Emails show, for anyone who wants to attempt to make sense of it.

=== Season 1: Tampo's Future World ===

During this season, the 1-Up/Tampo Emails Crossover occured.

This season of 1-Up Emails are considered "the lost emails" and cover emails 1-50. During the original purge of the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki, these emails were removed as they were not labeled properly.

In the original 1-Up Emails, 1-Up was just casually answering emails from fans in a similar style to most email shows, sometimes in Stinkoman HQ, but mostly at his own house where he lived with Homestar Runner, his creator. In his first ever email, 1-Up (then known as "Kidstar", prior to the reveal of his name in Stinkoman 20X6) gets Strong Bad's old Lappy 486 when Stinkoman gives it to 1-Up. 1-Up recieves a "membership coupon" to enter the "fine society of morons and in fact become president". In this nonsensical email (normal for the time), 1-Up takes the coupon and uses it to enter the "moron's convention" where the 20X6 version of Strong Mad, Steel Man, is holding "morons" in a cage. 1-Up kicks a giant red button to free them, and then enjoys his day at the con as if nothing ever happened. There is a remake of these events in email 81, "extraman".

In the 20th email, "pudding factory", he invented a new holiday called "Pudding Day" and then proceeded to get a mansion from the mayor because of it. 1-Up's mansion had two swimming pools, servants and an in-built McDonalds.

Then, prompted by an email he'd been sent four episodes later, he stole Marzichan's wand (20X6 Marzipan/his sister) and was warped into the future year of 30X2 where Tampo, Stlunko and Brody were the leaders of the known world, Planet K (a plot point created by Tampo Emails). 1-Up met Ben and Ken, two Jaro twins that were built by Homestar Runner. However, Ben was with the rebellion and Ken was working under Tampo (the big floaty brain thing).

1-Up spends his time in 30X2, training with the 30X2 versions of Pan Pan (who can speak English), Stinkoman Marzichan, and Ben, who act as the rebellion against Tampo on their spaceship. However, 30X2 1-Up is evidentally missing while 1-Up is there, and when questioned about it, everyone just goes quiet. After a few more emails set in the future, 1-Up returns home to 20X6 with the intention of saving the future. He doesn't trust Tampo in the present. Especially after he gets captured by Tampo and thrown into a jail cell with the express intention of trying to turn him to their side (but later decide he is too annoying and stupid) 1-Up soon concludes that he should forgive Tampo.

I do not recall how this season concluded as those emails are missing. However, Sticklyman ended up being the big bad and in the end, 1-Up defeated him. At this point, Marzichan's wand is passed down to 1-Up for permanant safety. At some point during this season, after the 30X2 stuff but before the Sticklyman story arc, 1-Up was required to collect the seven talismans of power which had the symbols of classic Homestar Runner characters on them, and represented those specific characters belonging to their 20X6 self. The 20X6 characters then got together to combine their respective talismans and save the world... or something, I guess.

=== Season 2: Marzichan's Wand ===

==== Part 1 - 1-Up's Parents Death ====

During this season, the 1-Up/Gunhaver Emails Crossover occured. Also, during the start of this season, what was happening in Stinkoman Emails at the time was considered canon, so Stinkoman was locked away in another dimension.

1-Up and Homestar Runner lose their home and most of their money and are rendered homeless somehow. After a fight with Sticklyman and Sticklyman Jr., they talk about the supposed "X Gang" which consisted of a trio, Champion Z (The Shadowy Figure from the 20X6 game), Master Sticklyman and Master X. They stay at Stinkoman HQ where Strong Bad is when they find out Stinkoman has been kidnapped. 1-Up also learns of a being known as "The Dark Elf" who previously owned Marzichan's amazing wand of amazingness. 1-Up also has to defeat the "five greatest challengers of 20X6" named Orano, Alpha, Delta, Yuta and Omega... as well as Beta.

Meanwhile, in the present, Sticklyman Jr. makes himself known as tries to take 1-Up down with a mechanical suit, briefly killing him and sending him to the after-life, but he soon comes back. In the present, the Ben and Ken robots that helped/tortured him in the future are built by Homestar as the future versions of them said they would. 1-Up and Marzichan's parents (Homestar Runner and Marzipan) also die at the hands of a mysterious guy named "Orano", who looks like a silver Enker from the Mega Man games and has the ability to control the dead (zombies). He is also a zombie himself (the hell?). This is also when 1-Up is first referred to as "the chosen one". In a battle with 1-Up, he wastes four powerful "insta-kill" lightning rods on 1-Up (by throwing them and missing him both times). He is quoted as saying "there are only four in the world and I wasted one on Stinkoman and one of Tampo". He is also said to be "the weakest of the five best fighters of 20X6, but still pretty strong".

This next bit may start to sound like an anime, but... oh, who am I kidding? It's all anime! So, Strong Bad and 1-Up get into a friendly wrestling match in an arena, when suddenly Orano, the demon king, jumps in and attacks with a sword. 1-Up dodges gracefully and then commands pudding to come flying from the sky, which sure enough, it does. Orano dodges all the pudding coming at him, as it essentially rains pudding and he rips 1-Up's red shirt with his sword, cutting him ever so slightly. 1-Up says such great one-liners as "I have fate on my side!" and "I am going to risk using this attack, but it could kill me", meanwhile shooting "energy blasts" at this Orano character. After declaring that "it is a risk he is willing to take", he loudly shouts "HA-DO-KEN". Everything lights up like a Christmas tree, as there is a huge explosion. Once the smoke clears from the huge anime explosion, 1-Up finds that he has trapped himself in The Negative Zone, with Orano nowhere to be seen. However, he assumes he has trapped Orano in the Negative Zone as well.

"By the power of the Dark Elf, I banish you to the shadows forever!" -1-Up

==== Part 2 - Gunhaver Email Crossover ====

1-Up is now in the Negative Zone. A few emails later, Ekerbsy (from Stinkoman 20X6's glitch level), the fridge monster abomination, infects 1-Up's mind and sends him back in time to Gunhaver Emails' time period (2005). This leads into the Gunhaver/1-Up crossover, in which 1-Up was registered as a Cheat Commando. Gunhaver attempts to kill 1-Up, when an email he is sent asks him to do so and then 1-Up tries to do the same to Gunhaver. 1-Up also attempted some missions with the Cheat Commandos and failed for the most part. Ben, who was stowed away in 1-Up's back-pack when he went back in times, delivers a holographic recorded message from 1-Up's parents, in which Marzipan refers to him as "the chosen one" again. Homestar sings about bread in said message.

1-Up and Gunhaver comes to the conclusion that they can indeed rescue 1-Up's parents from being killed, because they are in the year 2005. 1-Up decides to go the past Homestar and Marzipan and tell them about what is going to happen, but they do not listen.

Dark Stinkoman, the Stinkoman clone that 1-Up first created in the afterlife (what?), gets back to Earth (via, elevator... yes) and then uses 30X2 Pan Pan's time machine to find 1-Up back in 2005, in order to seek revenge. Dark Stinkoman then kidnaps 1-Up and forces him to travel forward in time to the year 20X6 to go to the Lunar Warehouse (the dwelling of Tampo, Stlunko and Brody by this point of the story), steal Stlunko's fists and use them to destroy Tampo. He fails... obviously. Why would you trust someone as incompetant as 1-Up? 1-Up then goes back to the Cheat Commandos HQ where Dark Stinkoman states "I shall let him claim victory over the 'Five 20X6 Fighting Elite'. When he becomes the best, I'll strike. But for now, I'll just wait in the year 20X6." Obviously, followed by maniacal laughter.

By email 72, people are just randomly time traveling for the sake of it. 30X2 Ken shows up and tells 1-Up in 2005, "I'm here to kill you for mentioning our leader's name" (Tampo) and 1-Up just respondes with a "it's 2005, that law doesn't exist yet". Ken just squints his eyes like, "okay, you win this round" and leaves! Oh my gosh. I can't stop laughing.

Gunhaver and Reynold go to Prance on a mission to defeat The Fire "Demon Cheat", who is one of the seven demon "The Cheats" created by an ancient The Cheat. Then he confronts another "demon Cheat" over the "gem of the gruzzles" and that is how he finds out he can use Marzichan's wand to retrieve his lost powers (or something). In a flashback, it is revealed that 1-Up lost most of his powers after the Stinkoman 20X6 game due to amnesia (and he also temporarily thought his name was Kidstar, because when he awoke, Stinkoman called him "just a kid").

There is also an orb called "the time paradox orb" that holds all of time and space within it and appareantly shatters if their is too much pressure from a potential paradox. Blue Laser and Dark Stinkoman are after this orb at the same time, as Blue Laser wants to own the world, whereas Dark Stinkoman wishes to destroy it. Steve, in the present, gives it to 1-Up to take back to the future with him. Through much calculation, Reynold is able to open a portal back to 1-Up's time, but they are attacked by "Dark Stinkoman" at the last second who is an evil version of Stinkoman (like Shadow to Sonic or Dark Link), later revealed to have been built by an alternate future version of 1-Up when the real Stinkoman went missing. Reynold, Gunhaver and the Cheat Commandos have opened up the portal back to the future. It is a race against the clock, but 1-Up manages to defeat Dark Stinkoman, says his final goodbyes to the Cheat Commandos and heads back to the future with only a few moments to spare before the portal closes once and for all.

During "Extraman", an email that takes place back in 20X6 while 1-Up is still with the Cheat Commandos, Stinkoman answers one of 1-Up's emails, leading to a flashback that recreates the events of the first ever 1-Up email and then connecting those events to 1-Up's amnesia and think his name is "Kidstar", as well as attempting to loosely tie it to the events of the Stinkoman 20X6 game.

==== Part 3 - Back To The Future ====

Upon returning, 1-Up has to defeat Ekersby, the one who sent him into the past in the first place. After fighting off against a "noob" named Bob and a bunch of mutant cabbages, he deuces Ekersby in the fridge while his door is open and defeats him. Ekersby repairs itself slowly as the "Shadowy Figure" (from the Stinkoman 20X6 game) tells Ekersby that he wants to get "the dark elf" and that he needs Ekersby's help to do so. "You don't want to end up like Yuta, do you?" is his ominous and vague threat. Upon defeating Ekersby, he is able to return back to his home. Still no sign of Orano. Assumed dead.

1-Up returns to his old mansion, which has evidentally been repiared in the time he was away. From his back-pack, he takes out a robot version of Sherlock from the show "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" called Sherlock 3000 and proceeds to tell him to start a new version of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes for 20X6 audiences set in the mansion. Sherlock 3000 also takes the "time paradox orb" with him (assumably for protection)... which would probably explain why the mansion turns into the warped world of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes, if the orb has time and space altering properties. 1-Up then goes to Stinkoman HQ where he meets up with Stinkoman and Marzichan, where Marzichan officially passes on her wand to 1-Up once and for all, explaining it's mystical powers and that it came from The Dark Elf. Stinkoman lets Marzichan and 1-Up live in Stinkoman HQ for the time being, and Stinkoman officially "fires" his brother, Steelman (20X6 Strong Mad) as his "challenge partner".

1-Up then recieves an email telling him that it is "fun to swim in lava" and 1-Up agrees to go do so, meeting Nebulon (the sender of the email) in the Lava Zone. Nebulon reveals that his name "NEB-1", as an "evil spirit" called PEB-1 merged with an aging Nebulon's original form and they combined to form NEB-1, in order to keep Nebulon alive. NEB-1 also has "glass eyes" since his and 1-Up's last fight on the moon, so 1-Up can't destroy them as easily (wouldn't that make them easier to shatter?)

In a nearby graveyard, a portal opens which Orano emerges from, beaten up after his an 1-Up's "epic" battle from earlier in the season. He has suffered the Negative Zone's torture for long enough, and finds that being there has effected his ability to call on and control the dead, so the zombies of the night turn against him. However, Dark Stinkoman comes out of nowhere and saves Orano, cutting him a deal. Dark Stinkoman essentially says that he could kill Orano now, or they could work together to defeat 1-Up and reclaim Orano's position as the fifth strongest fighter of 20X6. 1-Up then recieves an email that prompts him to get what they call "pudding armor", which doesn't actually exist in 20X6, but will be invented by 1-Up in 20X9. 30X2 Pan Pan comes back in time and gives 1-Up the "pudding armor" to inspire him to make it. It allows him to fire flaming pudding at his enemies, which he has to do when an army of zombies, shadow creatures and wizards begin approaching Stinkoman HQ. It should be noted Stinkoman stands there and does nothing to help while this is going on.

In email 88, "top secret", Dark Stinkoman tracks down Sticklyman who explains how he came back to life after being killed off at the end of email 50. Appareantly, Orano brought Sticklyman back to life as a zombie and now Orano is asking Sticklyman to return to favour as Orano doesn't have a body. Orano is currently holographic virtual representation of his soul, rather than the real thing. Dark Stinkoman demands a body for Orano from Sticklyman, and the three also agree to steal "Project Ken" from 1-Up, the yet-to-be-activated robot twin to 1-Up's pal, Ben. Ken is a villian in 30x2, in case you forgot. The trio also want to get Marzichan's wand (renamed "The Dark Elf Wand").

The next email comes and Sticklyman crashes into Stinkoman HQ demanding "Project Ben 2.5" (also known as, Ken). 1-Up prepares for battle with the "Ben Support Unit" as Ben runs toward 1-Up and latches on to him like a type of body armor, helping increase his speed and fighting ability. Then after a flashback to 1-Up's time in 30X2, he remembers 30X2 Pan Pan telling him that the future version of him was hung for refusing the give over Ken. 1-Up relunctantly lets Sticklyman take it, to avoid a grim future. After this, Dark Stinkoman goes to a local graveyard to get a new body for Orano. 1-Up finds out about this and attempts to stop him, however, he finds that Dark Stinkoman is still a lot stronger than he is and easily knocks out 1-Up.

Delta is introduced and he infects 1-Up's computer with a virus in the email, "digital infection". This virus is called the "Alpha Virus" and is a sentient virus that can develop and learn. The Alpha Virus had previously appeared in the email "virus" during 1-Up Email's first season. The Alpha Virus eventually takes on a physical form and zaps 1-Up into the year 30X2 where he sees Ken again. In the year 30X2, Tampo, Brody and Stlunko are no longer the leaders, so 1-Up concludes that something must have changed in the past. The robots are still equally confused and angered by 1-Up's presence in that time though. A figure in the shadows tells 1-Up to be careful of someone named "Bubusuke", who is established the first season as owning a shopping mall in 20X6. "He is a powerful force". 1-Up is also given "the last pudding of 30X2" and is told to protect it with his life. He then returns to 20X6, via a jetpack time machine that the dark mysterious figure gives him and he attempts toe stop The Alpha Virus, by smashing a hammer into the infected computer. The Alpha Virus stops him by convincing him that all of Planet K is now infected with the virus, and by destroying the computer, he'll destroy Planet K. 1-Up then wakes up in bed and finds out that the entire virus email was just a dream. But, he finds the pudding that the mysterious figure from 30X2 gave him lying next to him... so, was it really a dream?

==== Part 4 - Project Ken ====

This part covers the events of 1-Up Email 100, "project ken".

So, Sticklyman, Dark Stinkoman and Orano (who is now in a new body) are all standing around and talking about how Ken is going to be "the perfect robot". Sticklyman retrieves data files from Tampo about 1-Up, as he now knows that 1-Up was once studied by the brain, the bird and the bot (back during the Tampo Emails crossover) and it becomes very helpful information to Sticklyman and Dark Stinkoman. Dark Stinkoman then arrives at Stinkoman HQ, and demands the Dark Elf Wand that is in 1-Up's possession. Of course, 1-Up does not give it to Dark Stinkoman and a fight ensues. The orb attached to the Dark Elf Wand flies off and Dark Stinkoman takes it with his telepathy. Tampo grows suspicious of Sticklyman's association with Dark Stinkoman and decides to go to 1-Up, where he makes good on that deal they made in Season 1. "I wouldn't normally go to such a low-level idiot as yourself for help, but I'm afraid Sticklyman is unknowingly being forced to destroy all his minions." Tampo, Brody and Stlunko take 1-Up to the training room to unlock his "true power" where 1-Up comes face to face with Ultra Cyber Shadow, a black robot created to help Sticklyman kill Homestar Runner. Enraged, 1-Up starts glowing in black fames. His eyes glow red and he starts to blow up stuff just by looking at it. The whole room blows up and so does the Ultra Cyber Shadow, much to Tampo's pleasure as 1-Up is embracing his "dark side".

1-Up's shirt turns a purple colour and his star emblem turns into a skull. It is revealed that 1-Up's body has been taken over by Orano's spirit and 1-Up soon goes after Stinkoman and Pan Pan. 1-Up/Orano fights Stinkoman and Pan Pan for a while, and as the battle grows more intense, they conclude they cannot defeat 1-Up, so they just have to play to his stupidity. 1-Up has a flashback of himself and Stinkoman building a snowman, and "the power of friendship" and such is what snaps him out of it. Stinkoman still gets a few hits in, despite the fact 1-Up is back to normal at this point. 1-Up has a deep and meaningful talk with Tampo about why he is going against his master, and Tampo explains that Sticklyman is only doing it out of a favour to Orano, but also fear. Suddenly, a giant mutant chicken with red eyes and a cape who calls himself "Nightmare" comes out of a portal and explains that he is the forger of and original protector of the Dark Elf Wand, and demanded an explanation from 1-Up as to why he wasn't protecting it. Nightmare also states that he is very old. "I am half immortal. I cannot age. But, I can be killed."

Nightmare then challenges 1-Up to a battle to see if he is truly worthy of protecting the Dark Elf Wand in his name. After a battle, which Tampo was not supposed to help with, but does anyway, Nightmare reveals that he was not always a mutant bird and that he was the original owner of Brody's egg that he sold to Stinkoman. Meanwhile, Sticklyman is calling on the Stinkoman 20X6 bosses to seek and destroy 1-Up. It is revealed that Orano has taken over Sticklyman's body (since leaving 1-Up's body), and is now commanding his minions against his will, much to Sticklyman's anger. The Liekand and The Ice Machine go up against Tampo, Brody and Stlunko and 1-Up goes ahead, as not to be slowed down. It is revealed atop the mountain that Orano (in Sticklyman's body still) was just after the Dark Elf Sword. 1-Up and Sticklyman (possessed by Orano) go head-to-head as Sticklyman uses his shovel to fend off and then push 1-Up out of the way so he can grab the sword. Appareantly, that was 1-Up's plan though, as the two guardians protecting the sword soon rise up and obliterate Orano/Sticklyman, and the other chases after 1-Up, when 1-Up took his chance to grab the sword and run off with it. (The guardians of the Dark Elf Sword are described as giant shadowy creatures).

When the guardian tells 1-Up that the chosen one prophecy was a lie and that he is too stupid to be worthy of the sword, 1-Up slices the guardian in half with the sword yelling at him to "shut up". The world underneath him then starts to shake and crumble. His reponse? "Uh oh. I think that my stupidity is bringing the end of the world".

Dark Stinkoman, Sticklyman and Orano come back, teleporting into what is dubbed "Dark Stinkoman HQ". Sticklyman explains that he didn't really die on the mountaintop, and that his Lunar Warehouse has become a mechanised utopia. Dark Stinkoman reveals that he is the real Stinkoman and that it is actually Stinkoman who is the copy. Stinkoman is obviously skeptical as Dark Stinkoman was initially a clone created by 1-Up from the original Stinkoman, but it turns out to be the opposite way around. After meeting up with Pan Pan, he and 1-Up soon find the lair where they are holding hostages, only to be approached by Sticklyman who has kidnapped Ben, and uses Ben's Support Unit capability to create his own armor. The description is: "Sticklyman grows a tiny bit bigger and he puts Ben on his back. Ben transforms into two giant spike-shaped wings. A jetpack and some gun grow on the wings and Sticklyman's hand morphs into a blaster. Sticklyman and Ben say the same thing and both their voices echoes when they talk. Their transformation is finished".

It is revealed that Orano still has control over Sticklyman's body and this is where Orano goes on a speech about how and why the "Dark Stinkoman being the original Stinkoman" works. So, appareantly, back in the original email where 1-Up got an instantly made Stinkoman clone in early-second season, that was actually the first version of Stinkoman ever created by Strong Bad who was activated and then deactivated back in 2009, because he couldn't make human-like emotions, unlike the second version of Stinkoman which is the one we would come to know and love. He also reveals that Ben is a trivial step in the goal of galactic conquest and that really it is Ken that is the pinaccle of achievement that they require. Ken is unlike any other robot ever built, and his destiny supposedly outweighs anything 1-Up has had to deal with thus far.

After another fight scene, 1-Up is rescued by Guntoshi and then he proceeds to find three robots under Orano's control, who are robots 1-Up had faces previously in email 16 named Quickbot, Metalfreak and Geminikid, based on their respective robot masters from the Mega Man games. (I do not remember writing that email, so I doubt I could elaborate any further.)

Sticklyman somehow breaks free from Orano's grasp and tries to destroy 1-Up himself. However, 1-Up convinces Sticklyman that he should be going after Orano for toying with his mind so casually. So, Sticklyman and 1-Up put their fight on hold. 1-Up meets up with Stinkoman again where Stinkoman explains that he knew all along that he had a prototype that ran away before Strong Bad built him. The "original" Stinkoman, as it were. He is just saddened by the harsh reality and feels he no longer deserves the title of "the guy".

Thinking it is all over, 1-Up sighs with relief -- but does not get a break. As Orano comes back, yet a third time, in the body of Homestar Runner with red glowing eyes. 1-Up refuses to fight Homestar and disrespect the memory of his father. Orano finally revealed to 1-Up something he was too stupid to realise. That Homestar Runner was not 1-Up's real father, and that 1-Up was a robot. Marzipan then comes in, defeats Orano with a straight-up kick, expelling Orano's spirit from Homestar's body. She gives one final inspirational speech to 1-Up and then carries off Homestar's body, saying they may never see each other again.

1-Up finally gets to the fortress and Dark Stinkoman unleashes his Jaro sidekick on 1-Up. 1-Up fights off the oddly overpowered Jaro and then defeats him. This leads to 1-Up chasing Dark Stinkoman out into the fields of the city, as it starts raining with the night sky in the background. Suddenly it is all dramatic. Ben reuinites with 1-Up and Ken activates for the first time. Dark Stinkoman activates the Ken Support Unit as 1-Up activates his Ben Support Unit and once both battle armors are readied, they begin the most epic of epicest battles that has ever graced glorified fan-fiction on the Internet. The make fatal hits at each other in slow motion and fire laser blasts and double deuces and the like. When 1-Up is beaten and looks like he is about to lose, Dark Stinkoman calls 1-Up "Kidstar", which enrages 1-Up to the point of retaliating with a foot to Dark Stinkoman's face. (1-Up hating the name "Kidstar" is a recurring gag now). He puts all his power into the Dark Elf Wand and blows it up to cause Dark Stinkoman massive damage. This defeats Dark Stinkoman and ends the final battle of 1-Up Emails' second season.

After all this, 1-Up and Stinkoman talk about what's next. 1-Up says it is better that the wand is destroyed for now as it was doing more harm than good and declares a fresh start for his email show with no more confusing storylines. 1-Up then decides to go to the Lava Zone to jump in a lava pit and end his powers for good. Stinkoman, knowing this to be a dumb idea, stops him at every turn in increasingly humorous ways. He hits his head on a platform and reverts back to his dumb self.

Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta (the ones who are considered to be the "powers that be" or the "puppeteers pulling the strings" of this series) are all at a long table in a dark room, having a meeting. They declare that big things are coming and they now have complete control over The Dark Elf. This is, of course, followed by maniacal laughter.

I need a drink after all that...

=== Season 3: Apocalypse Now ===

==== Part 1 - The Powers That Be ====

During this season, the 1-Up/The Unguraits Email Crossover occured.

Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta (yes, I really do list them all by name) spend the next few emails conversing over what the best way is to torture 1-Up and his email show. They also constantly break the fourth wall, referring to other wiki users and also have the power to send 1-Up to other universes at any time that they please. 1-Up spends a good majority of this time crying over losing his "chosen one" powers in email 100.

The Unguraits, as well as The Unguraits Pharoah, are working for the "powers that be" (that's just what I'm gonna call "Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta" from this point on). The powers that be send 1-Up to an alternate universe to torture him, but do not get the expected result. Funnily enough, the alternate universe characters in this email are written by Joshua. The implication being that 1-Up landed in the Tampo Emails universe. It is actually hilarious. It is email 102 and it is called "dimensional". Definitely check it out.

==== Part 2 - Story-Time ====

There is a remake of one of my favorite emails, email 24 "marzichan's wand" in the final episode of the third seasdon, email 130.

Man! Email 130, "story-time" is way too long to just recap in one sitting. I'm gonna have to read through this crazy crap another time.

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== Recap ==

This is a recap of the original 1-Up Emails show, for anyone who wants to attempt to make sense of it.

=== Season 1: Tampo's Future World ===

During this season, the 1-Up/Tampo Emails Crossover occured.

This season of 1-Up Emails are considered "the lost emails" and cover emails 1-50. During the original purge of the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki, these emails were removed as they were not labeled properly.

In the original 1-Up Emails, 1-Up was just casually answering emails from fans in a similar style to most email shows, sometimes in Stinkoman HQ, but mostly at his own house where he lived with Homestar Runner, his creator. In his first ever email, 1-Up (then known as "Kidstar", prior to the reveal of his name in Stinkoman 20X6) gets Strong Bad's old Lappy 486 when Stinkoman gives it to 1-Up. 1-Up recieves a "membership coupon" to enter the "fine society of morons and in fact become president". In this nonsensical email (normal for the time), 1-Up takes the coupon and uses it to enter the "moron's convention" where the 20X6 version of Strong Mad, Steel Man, is holding "morons" in a cage. 1-Up kicks a giant red button to free them, and then enjoys his day at the con as if nothing ever happened. There is a remake of these events in email 81, "extraman".

In the 20th email, "pudding factory", he invented a new holiday called "Pudding Day" and then proceeded to get a mansion from the mayor because of it. 1-Up's mansion had two swimming pools, servants and an in-built McDonalds.

Then, prompted by an email he'd been sent four episodes later, he stole Marzichan's wand (20X6 Marzipan/his sister) and was warped into the future year of 30X2 where Tampo, Stlunko and Brody were the leaders of the known world, Planet K (a plot point created by Tampo Emails). 1-Up met Ben and Ken, two Jaro twins that were built by Homestar Runner. However, Ben was with the rebellion and Ken was working under Tampo (the big floaty brain thing).

1-Up spends his time in 30X2, training with the 30X2 versions of Pan Pan (who can speak English), Stinkoman Marzichan, and Ben, who act as the rebellion against Tampo on their spaceship. However, 30X2 1-Up is evidentally missing while 1-Up is there, and when questioned about it, everyone just goes quiet. After a few more emails set in the future, 1-Up returns home to 20X6 with the intention of saving the future. He doesn't trust Tampo in the present. Especially after he gets captured by Tampo and thrown into a jail cell with the express intention of trying to turn him to their side (but later decide he is too annoying and stupid) 1-Up soon concludes that he should forgive Tampo.

I do not recall how this season concluded as those emails are missing. However, Sticklyman ended up being the big bad and in the end, 1-Up defeated him. At this point, Marzichan's wand is passed down to 1-Up for permanant safety. At some point during this season, after the 30X2 stuff but before the Sticklyman story arc, 1-Up was required to collect the seven talismans of power which had the symbols of classic Homestar Runner characters on them, and represented those specific characters belonging to their 20X6 self. The 20X6 characters then got together to combine their respective talismans and save the world... or something, I guess.

=== Season 2: Marzichan's Wand ===

==== Part 1 - 1-Up's Parents Death ====

During this season, the 1-Up/Gunhaver Emails Crossover occured. Also, during the start of this season, what was happening in Stinkoman Emails at the time was considered canon, so Stinkoman was locked away in another dimension.

1-Up and Homestar Runner lose their home and most of their money and are rendered homeless somehow. After a fight with Sticklyman and Sticklyman Jr., they talk about the supposed "X Gang" which consisted of a trio, Champion Z (The Shadowy Figure from the 20X6 game), Master Sticklyman and Master X. They stay at Stinkoman HQ where Strong Bad is when they find out Stinkoman has been kidnapped. 1-Up also learns of a being known as "The Dark Elf" who previously owned Marzichan's amazing wand of amazingness. 1-Up also has to defeat the "five greatest challengers of 20X6" named Orano, Alpha, Delta, Yuta and Omega... as well as Beta.

Meanwhile, in the present, Sticklyman Jr. makes himself known as tries to take 1-Up down with a mechanical suit, briefly killing him and sending him to the after-life, but he soon comes back. In the present, the Ben and Ken robots that helped/tortured him in the future are built by Homestar as the future versions of them said they would. 1-Up and Marzichan's parents (Homestar Runner and Marzipan) also die at the hands of a mysterious guy named "Orano", who looks like a silver Enker from the Mega Man games and has the ability to control the dead (zombies). He is also a zombie himself (the hell?). This is also when 1-Up is first referred to as "the chosen one". In a battle with 1-Up, he wastes four powerful "insta-kill" lightning rods on 1-Up (by throwing them and missing him both times). He is quoted as saying "there are only four in the world and I wasted one on Stinkoman and one of Tampo". He is also said to be "the weakest of the five best fighters of 20X6, but still pretty strong".

This next bit may start to sound like an anime, but... oh, who am I kidding? It's all anime! So, Strong Bad and 1-Up get into a friendly wrestling match in an arena, when suddenly Orano, the demon king, jumps in and attacks with a sword. 1-Up dodges gracefully and then commands pudding to come flying from the sky, which sure enough, it does. Orano dodges all the pudding coming at him, as it essentially rains pudding and he rips 1-Up's red shirt with his sword, cutting him ever so slightly. 1-Up says such great one-liners as "I have fate on my side!" and "I am going to risk using this attack, but it could kill me", meanwhile shooting "energy blasts" at this Orano character. After declaring that "it is a risk he is willing to take", he loudly shouts "HA-DO-KEN". Everything lights up like a Christmas tree, as there is a huge explosion. Once the smoke clears from the huge anime explosion, 1-Up finds that he has trapped himself in The Negative Zone, with Orano nowhere to be seen. However, he assumes he has trapped Orano in the Negative Zone as well.

"By the power of the Dark Elf, I banish you to the shadows forever!" -1-Up

==== Part 2: Gunhaver Email Crossover ====

1-Up is now in the Negative Zone. A few emails later, Ekerbsy (from Stinkoman 20X6's glitch level), the fridge monster abomination, infects 1-Up's mind and sends him back in time to Gunhaver Emails' time period (2005). This leads into the Gunhaver/1-Up crossover, in which 1-Up was registered as a Cheat Commando. Gunhaver attempts to kill 1-Up, when an email he is sent asks him to do so and then 1-Up tries to do the same to Gunhaver. 1-Up also attempted some missions with the Cheat Commandos and failed for the most part. Ben, who was stowed away in 1-Up's back-pack when he went back in times, delivers a holographic recorded message from 1-Up's parents, in which Marzipan refers to him as "the chosen one" again. Homestar sings about bread in said message.

1-Up and Gunhaver comes to the conclusion that they can indeed rescue 1-Up's parents from being killed, because they are in the year 2005. 1-Up decides to go the past Homestar and Marzipan and tell them about what is going to happen, but they do not listen.

Dark Stinkoman, the Stinkoman clone that 1-Up first created in the afterlife (what?), gets back to Earth (via, elevator... yes) and then uses 30X2 Pan Pan's time machine to find 1-Up back in 2005, in order to seek revenge. Dark Stinkoman then kidnaps 1-Up and forces him to travel forward in time to the year 20X6 to go to the Lunar Warehouse (the dwelling of Tampo, Stlunko and Brody by this point of the story), steal Stlunko's fists and use them to destroy Tampo. He fails... obviously. Why would you trust someone as incompetant as 1-Up? 1-Up then goes back to the Cheat Commandos HQ where Dark Stinkoman states "I shall let him claim victory over the 'Five 20X6 Fighting Elite'. When he becomes the best, I'll strike. But for now, I'll just wait in the year 20X6." Obviously, followed by maniacal laughter.

By email 72, people are just randomly time traveling for the sake of it. 30X2 Ken shows up and tells 1-Up in 2005, "I'm here to kill you for mentioning our leader's name" (Tampo) and 1-Up just respondes with a "it's 2005, that law doesn't exist yet". Ken just squints his eyes like, "okay, you win this round" and leaves! Oh my gosh. I can't stop laughing.

Gunhaver and Reynold go to Prance on a mission to defeat The Fire "Demon Cheat", who is one of the seven demon "The Cheats" created by an ancient The Cheat. Then he confronts another "demon Cheat" over the "gem of the gruzzles" and that is how he finds out he can use Marzichan's wand to retrieve his lost powers (or something). In a flashback, it is revealed that 1-Up lost most of his powers after the Stinkoman 20X6 game due to amnesia (and he also temporarily thought his name was Kidstar, because when he awoke, Stinkoman called him "just a kid").

There is also an orb called "the time paradox orb" that holds all of time and space within it and appareantly shatters if their is too much pressure from a potential paradox. Blue Laser and Dark Stinkoman are after this orb at the same time, as Blue Laser wants to own the world, whereas Dark Stinkoman wishes to destroy it. Steve, in the present, gives it to 1-Up to take back to the future with him. Through much calculation, Reynold is able to open a portal back to 1-Up's time, but they are attacked by "Dark Stinkoman" at the last second who is an evil version of Stinkoman (like Shadow to Sonic or Dark Link), later revealed to have been built by an alternate future version of 1-Up when the real Stinkoman went missing. Reynold, Gunhaver and the Cheat Commandos have opened up the portal back to the future. It is a race against the clock, but 1-Up manages to defeat Dark Stinkoman, says his final goodbyes to the Cheat Commandos and heads back to the future with only a few moments to spare before the portal closes once and for all.

During "Extraman", an email that takes place back in 20X6 while 1-Up is still with the Cheat Commandos, Stinkoman answers one of 1-Up's emails, leading to a flashback that recreates the events of the first ever 1-Up email and then connecting those events to 1-Up's amnesia and think his name is "Kidstar", as well as attempting to loosely tie it to the events of the Stinkoman 20X6 game.

==== Part 3: Back To The Future ====

Upon returning, 1-Up has to defeat Ekersby, the one who sent him into the past in the first place. After fighting off against a "noob" named Bob and a bunch of mutant cabbages, he deuces Ekersby in the fridge while his door is open and defeats him. Ekersby repairs itself slowly as the "Shadowy Figure" (from the Stinkoman 20X6 game) tells Ekersby that he wants to get "the dark elf" and that he needs Ekersby's help to do so. "You don't want to end up like Yuta, do you?" is his ominous and vague threat. Upon defeating Ekersby, he is able to return back to his home. Still no sign of Orano. Assumed dead.

1-Up returns to his old mansion, which has evidentally been repiared in the time he was away. From his back-pack, he takes out a robot version of Sherlock from the show "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" called Sherlock 3000 and proceeds to tell him to start a new version of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes for 20X6 audiences set in the mansion. Sherlock 3000 also takes the "time paradox orb" with him (assumably for protection)... which would probably explain why the mansion turns into the warped world of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes, if the orb has time and space altering properties. 1-Up then goes to Stinkoman HQ where he meets up with Stinkoman and Marzichan, where Marzichan officially passes on her wand to 1-Up once and for all, explaining it's mystical powers and that it came from The Dark Elf. Stinkoman lets Marzichan and 1-Up live in Stinkoman HQ for the time being, and Stinkoman officially "fires" his brother, Steelman (20X6 Strong Mad) as his "challenge partner".

1-Up then recieves an email telling him that it is "fun to swim in lava" and 1-Up agrees to go do so, meeting Nebulon (the sender of the email) in the Lava Zone. Nebulon reveals that his name "NEB-1", as an "evil spirit" called PEB-1 merged with an aging Nebulon's original form and they combined to form NEB-1, in order to keep Nebulon alive. NEB-1 also has "glass eyes" since his and 1-Up's last fight on the moon, so 1-Up can't destroy them as easily (wouldn't that make them easier to shatter?)

In a nearby graveyard, a portal opens which Orano emerges from, beaten up after his an 1-Up's "epic" battle from earlier in the season. He has suffered the Negative Zone's torture for long enough, and finds that being there has effected his ability to call on and control the dead, so the zombies of the night turn against him. However, Dark Stinkoman comes out of nowhere and saves Orano, cutting him a deal. Dark Stinkoman essentially says that he could kill Orano now, or they could work together to defeat 1-Up and reclaim Orano's position as the fifth strongest fighter of 20X6. 1-Up then recieves an email that prompts him to get what they call "pudding armor", which doesn't actually exist in 20X6, but will be invented by 1-Up in 20X9. 30X2 Pan Pan comes back in time and gives 1-Up the "pudding armor" to inspire him to make it. It allows him to fire flaming pudding at his enemies, which he has to do when an army of zombies, shadow creatures and wizards begin approaching Stinkoman HQ. It should be noted Stinkoman stands there and does nothing to help while this is going on.

In email 88, "top secret", Dark Stinkoman tracks down Sticklyman who explains how he came back to life after being killed off at the end of email 50. Appareantly, Orano brought Sticklyman back to life as a zombie and now Orano is asking Sticklyman to return to favour as Orano doesn't have a body. Orano is currently holographic virtual representation of his soul, rather than the real thing. Dark Stinkoman demands a body for Orano from Sticklyman, and the three also agree to steal "Project Ken" from 1-Up, the yet-to-be-activated robot twin to 1-Up's pal, Ben. Ken is a villian in 30x2, in case you forgot. The trio also want to get Marzichan's wand (renamed "The Dark Elf Wand").

The next email comes and Sticklyman crashes into Stinkoman HQ demanding "Project Ben 2.5" (also known as, Ken). 1-Up prepares for battle with the "Ben Support Unit" as Ben runs toward 1-Up and latches on to him like a type of body armor, helping increase his speed and fighting ability. Then after a flashback to 1-Up's time in 30X2, he remembers 30X2 Pan Pan telling him that the future version of him was hung for refusing the give over Ken. 1-Up relunctantly lets Sticklyman take it, to avoid a grim future. After this, Dark Stinkoman goes to a local graveyard to get a new body for Orano. 1-Up finds out about this and attempts to stop him, however, he finds that Dark Stinkoman is still a lot stronger than he is and easily knocks out 1-Up.

Delta is introduced and he infects 1-Up's computer with a virus in the email, "digital infection". This virus is called the "Alpha Virus" and is a sentient virus that can develop and learn. The Alpha Virus had previously appeared in the email "virus" during 1-Up Email's first season. The Alpha Virus eventually takes on a physical form and zaps 1-Up into the year 30X2 where he sees Ken again. In the year 30X2, Tampo, Brody and Stlunko are no longer the leaders, so 1-Up concludes that something must have changed in the past. The robots are still equally confused and angered by 1-Up's presence in that time though. A figure in the shadows tells 1-Up to be careful of someone named "Bubusuke", who is established the first season as owning a shopping mall in 20X6. "He is a powerful force". 1-Up is also given "the last pudding of 30X2" and is told to protect it with his life. He then returns to 20X6, via a jetpack time machine that the dark mysterious figure gives him and he attempts toe stop The Alpha Virus, by smashing a hammer into the infected computer. The Alpha Virus stops him by convincing him that all of Planet K is now infected with the virus, and by destroying the computer, he'll destroy Planet K. 1-Up then wakes up in bed and finds out that the entire virus email was just a dream. But, he finds the pudding that the mysterious figure from 30X2 gave him lying next to him... so, was it really a dream?

==== Part 4: Project Ken ====

This part covers the events of 1-Up Email 100, "project ken".

So, Sticklyman, Dark Stinkoman and Orano (who is now in a new body) are all standing around and talking about how Ken is going to be "the perfect robot". Sticklyman retrieves data files from Tampo about 1-Up, as he now knows that 1-Up was once studied by the brain, the bird and the bot (back during the Tampo Emails crossover) and it becomes very helpful information to Sticklyman and Dark Stinkoman. Dark Stinkoman then arrives at Stinkoman HQ, and demands the Dark Elf Wand that is in 1-Up's possession. Of course, 1-Up does not give it to Dark Stinkoman and a fight ensues. The orb attached to the Dark Elf Wand flies off and Dark Stinkoman takes it with his telepathy. Tampo grows suspicious of Sticklyman's association with Dark Stinkoman and decides to go to 1-Up, where he makes good on that deal they made in Season 1. "I wouldn't normally go to such a low-level idiot as yourself for help, but I'm afraid Sticklyman is unknowingly being forced to destroy all his minions." Tampo, Brody and Stlunko take 1-Up to the training room to unlock his "true power" where 1-Up comes face to face with Ultra Cyber Shadow, a black robot created to help Sticklyman kill Homestar Runner. Enraged, 1-Up starts glowing in black fames. His eyes glow red and he starts to blow up stuff just by looking at it. The whole room blows up and so does the Ultra Cyber Shadow, much to Tampo's pleasure as 1-Up is embracing his "dark side".

1-Up's shirt turns a purple colour and his star emblem turns into a skull. It is revealed that 1-Up's body has been taken over by Orano's spirit and 1-Up soon goes after Stinkoman and Pan Pan. 1-Up/Orano fights Stinkoman and Pan Pan for a while, and as the battle grows more intense, they conclude they cannot defeat 1-Up, so they just have to play to his stupidity. 1-Up has a flashback of himself and Stinkoman building a snowman, and "the power of friendship" and such is what snaps him out of it. Stinkoman still gets a few hits in, despite the fact 1-Up is back to normal at this point. 1-Up has a deep and meaningful talk with Tampo about why he is going against his master, and Tampo explains that Sticklyman is only doing it out of a favour to Orano, but also fear. Suddenly, a giant mutant chicken with red eyes and a cape who calls himself "Nightmare" comes out of a portal and explains that he is the forger of and original protector of the Dark Elf Wand, and demanded an explanation from 1-Up as to why he wasn't protecting it. Nightmare also states that he is very old. "I am half immortal. I cannot age. But, I can be killed."

Nightmare then challenges 1-Up to a battle to see if he is truly worthy of protecting the Dark Elf Wand in his name. After a battle, which Tampo was not supposed to help with, but does anyway, Nightmare reveals that he was not always a mutant bird and that he was the original owner of Brody's egg that he sold to Stinkoman. Meanwhile, Sticklyman is calling on the Stinkoman 20X6 bosses to seek and destroy 1-Up. It is revealed that Orano has taken over Sticklyman's body (since leaving 1-Up's body), and is now commanding his minions against his will, much to Sticklyman's anger. The Liekand and The Ice Machine go up against Tampo, Brody and Stlunko and 1-Up goes ahead, as not to be slowed down. It is revealed atop the mountain that Orano (in Sticklyman's body still) was just after the Dark Elf Sword. 1-Up and Sticklyman (possessed by Orano) go head-to-head as Sticklyman uses his shovel to fend off and then push 1-Up out of the way so he can grab the sword. Appareantly, that was 1-Up's plan though, as the two guardians protecting the sword soon rise up and obliterate Orano/Sticklyman, and the other chases after 1-Up, when 1-Up took his chance to grab the sword and run off with it. (The guardians of the Dark Elf Sword are described as giant shadowy creatures).

When the guardian tells 1-Up that the chosen one prophecy was a lie and that he is too stupid to be worthy of the sword, 1-Up slices the guardian in half with the sword yelling at him to "shut up". The world underneath him then starts to shake and crumble. His reponse? "Uh oh. I think that my stupidity is bringing the end of the world".

Dark Stinkoman, Sticklyman and Orano come back, teleporting into what is dubbed "Dark Stinkoman HQ". Sticklyman explains that he didn't really die on the mountaintop, and that his Lunar Warehouse has become a mechanised utopia. Dark Stinkoman reveals that he is the real Stinkoman and that it is actually Stinkoman who is the copy. Stinkoman is obviously skeptical as Dark Stinkoman was initially a clone created by 1-Up from the original Stinkoman, but it turns out to be the opposite way around. After meeting up with Pan Pan, he and 1-Up soon find the lair where they are holding hostages, only to be approached by Sticklyman who has kidnapped Ben, and uses Ben's Support Unit capability to create his own armor. The description is: "Sticklyman grows a tiny bit bigger and he puts Ben on his back. Ben transforms into two giant spike-shaped wings. A jetpack and some gun grow on the wings and Sticklyman's hand morphs into a blaster. Sticklyman and Ben say the same thing and both their voices echoes when they talk. Their transformation is finished".

It is revealed that Orano still has control over Sticklyman's body and this is where Orano goes on a speech about how and why the "Dark Stinkoman being the original Stinkoman" works. So, appareantly, back in the original email where 1-Up got an instantly made Stinkoman clone in early-second season, that was actually the first version of Stinkoman ever created by Strong Bad who was activated and then deactivated back in 2009, because he couldn't make human-like emotions, unlike the second version of Stinkoman which is the one we would come to know and love. He also reveals that Ben is a trivial step in the goal of galactic conquest and that really it is Ken that is the pinaccle of achievement that they require. Ken is unlike any other robot ever built, and his destiny supposedly outweighs anything 1-Up has had to deal with thus far.

After another fight scene, 1-Up is rescued by Guntoshi and then he proceeds to find three robots under Orano's control, who are robots 1-Up had faces previously in email 16 named Quickbot, Metalfreak and Geminikid, based on their respective robot masters from the Mega Man games. (I do not remember writing that email, so I doubt I could elaborate any further.)

Sticklyman somehow breaks free from Orano's grasp and tries to destroy 1-Up himself. However, 1-Up convinces Sticklyman that he should be going after Orano for toying with his mind so casually. So, Sticklyman and 1-Up put their fight on hold. 1-Up meets up with Stinkoman again where Stinkoman explains that he knew all along that he had a prototype that ran away before Strong Bad built him. The "original" Stinkoman, as it were. He is just saddened by the harsh reality and feels he no longer deserves the title of "the guy".

Thinking it is all over, 1-Up sighs with relief -- but does not get a break. As Orano comes back, yet a third time, in the body of Homestar Runner with red glowing eyes. 1-Up refuses to fight Homestar and disrespect the memory of his father. Orano finally revealed to 1-Up something he was too stupid to realise. That Homestar Runner was not 1-Up's real father, and that 1-Up was a robot. Marzipan then comes in, defeats Orano with a straight-up kick, expelling Orano's spirit from Homestar's body. She gives one final inspirational speech to 1-Up and then carries off Homestar's body, saying they may never see each other again.

1-Up finally gets to the fortress and Dark Stinkoman unleashes his Jaro sidekick on 1-Up. 1-Up fights off the oddly overpowered Jaro and then defeats him. This leads to 1-Up chasing Dark Stinkoman out into the fields of the city, as it starts raining with the night sky in the background. Suddenly it is all dramatic. Ben reuinites with 1-Up and Ken activates for the first time. Dark Stinkoman activates the Ken Support Unit as 1-Up activates his Ben Support Unit and once both battle armors are readied, they begin the most epic of epicest battles that has ever graced glorified fan-fiction on the Internet. The make fatal hits at each other in slow motion and fire laser blasts and double deuces and the like. When 1-Up is beaten and looks like he is about to lose, Dark Stinkoman calls 1-Up "Kidstar", which enrages 1-Up to the point of retaliating with a foot to Dark Stinkoman's face. (1-Up hating the name "Kidstar" is a recurring gag now). He puts all his power into the Dark Elf Wand and blows it up to cause Dark Stinkoman massive damage. This defeats Dark Stinkoman and ends the final battle of 1-Up Emails' second season.

After all this, 1-Up and Stinkoman talk about what's next. 1-Up says it is better that the wand is destroyed for now as it was doing more harm than good and declares a fresh start for his email show with no more confusing storylines. 1-Up then decides to go to the Lava Zone to jump in a lava pit and end his powers for good. Stinkoman, knowing this to be a dumb idea, stops him at every turn in increasingly humorous ways. He hits his head on a platform and reverts back to his dumb self.

Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta (the ones who are considered to be the "powers that be" or the "puppeteers pulling the strings" of this series) are all at a long table in a dark room, having a meeting. They declare that big things are coming and they now have complete control over The Dark Elf. This is, of course, followed by maniacal laughter.

I need a drink after all that...

=== Season 3: Apocalypse Now ===

==== Part 1: The Powers That Be ====

During this season, the 1-Up/The Unguraits Email Crossover occured.

Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta (yes, I really do list them all by name) spend the next few emails conversing over what the best way is to torture 1-Up and his email show. They also constantly break the fourth wall, referring to other wiki users and also have the power to send 1-Up to other universes at any time that they please. 1-Up spends a good majority of this time crying over losing his "chosen one" powers in email 100.

The Unguraits, as well as The Unguraits Pharoah, are working for the "powers that be" (that's just what I'm gonna call "Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta" from this point on). The powers that be send 1-Up to an alternate universe to torture him, but do not get the expected result. Funnily enough, the alternate universe characters in this email are written by Joshua. The implication being that 1-Up landed in the Tampo Emails universe. It is actually hilarious. It is email 102 and it is called "dimensional". Definitely check it out.

==== Part 2: Story-Time ====

There is a remake of one of my favorite emails, email 24 "marzichan's wand" in the final episode of the third seasdon, email 130.

Man! Email 130, "story-time" is way too long to just recap in one sitting. I'm gonna have to read through this crazy crap another time.

1-Up Emails

2015-05-28T15:00:19Z

Mitchell:

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<center>[[File:1up emails logo.png]]</center>

<center>1-Up Email, also known as "Other Character Email 1-Up", was originally an email show created on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki that took inspiration from Strong Bad Email, an animated feature on the Homestar Runner website. The Other Character Email section of the Fanstuff Wiki, where people could write fan-transcripts for fictional email shows of other characters on the Homestar Runner site, was arguably the second most popular and read feature underneath Stinkoman 20X6 sprite comics. 1-Up Emails was the third (or second) most read email show on the site, despite it's convoluted and confusing storyline. Five years later, I've decided to bring back the show (due to sheer boredom and nostalgia). Though it follows after the original series, it is not unwelcome to new readers as references to the original show will be rarely or never made.</center>

== News ==

*'''May 28, 2015''' - Hey, everyone. Great to be back. How many of you are reading this? Literally no-one, probably. So, I released a new email, in which 1-Up tries to recap the events thus far and then gets confused by his own story.
*'''April 2, 2010''' - New 1-Up email! Go enjoy it and whatnot! ...hopefully I get some feedback this time. Maybe I'll make the next email a flash animation-- Oops~! Did I say that out loud? ''{laughter}''

== Email List ==

136. '''Reboot''' 
135. [[1-Up Emails/email135|Back In Action]] 

*All previous 1-Up Emails can be found at the original HRFW, by [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/wiki/Other_Character_Email_1-Up clicking here].

== Characters ==

*'''1-Up''' is the no-armed whitey of 20X6 who is best friends (at least according to him) with "the guy", aka Stinkoman. He has gone on many adventures with both Stinkoman and Pan Pan. He has saved the world and the multiverse on more than one occasion and he loves, loves, loves pudding.
*'''Stinkoman''' is one of the best fighters in the year 20X6. He is a robot that was created by a wrestleman and he strives to be the very best, seeking down challenges wherever they may be.
*'''Pan Pan''' is fat. Ha-ha-ha-ha. And he fell on you. Ha-ha-ha-ha. He's a good bear!

== Related Links ==

*[[1-Up Emails/inbox|1-Up's Inbox]]
*[[1-Up Emails/recap|Recap]]
*[[1-Up Emails/sightings|Sightings]]

== Misc. Info ==

=== Devices ===

'''Sunshine S5''' is the name of 1-Up's mobile phone in which he currently checks emails on, as Stinkoman disposed of his previous high tech holographic computer. He has a specific email app that he accesses to check his email, thus meaning that he can check his email no matter where he is in the world (or in other worlds). It is a parody of the Android Samsung Galaxy line of phones.

=== Dwellings ===

'''Stinkoman Headquarters''' is currently where 1-Up resides, just like he used to back in the good old days. If the first one hundred and thirty episodes of 1-Up Emails are considered to be canon, then this place has been through a heck of a lot of damage through-out the years. It is usually where Stinkoman, 1-Up and Pan Pan will be hanging out, whether or not they are checking emails or just playing video games. You can find out more information about it at [http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Stinkoman_Headquarters the Homestar Runner Wiki].

=== Scroll Button Rap ===

''{1-Up whips out his phone, and accesses the email app.}''
'''1-UP:''' Anytime is a good time for pudding!

1-Up Emails

2015-05-28T14:44:39Z

Mitchell:

1-Up Emails/email135

2015-05-28T14:43:41Z

Mitchell:

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[[File:1up email 135 thumbnail.png|thumb|Yay! 1-Up is back!]]

'''1-Up Email #135:''' "back in action"

'''Summary:''' 1-Up awakes from a five-year sleep. Not caring that he has missed five years of his life, he proceeds to answer an email.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' 1-Up, Stinkoman

'''Places:''' StinkoLabs 21X3, The City

'''Length:''' 164 Lines

'''Date:''' May 29, 2015

== Transcript ==

''{Open to an establishing shop of a laboratory, as futuristic robots float around in the foreground. The camera zooms in on one of the windows, and shows 1-Up lying unconscious on a metallic table. The camera zooms even further and goes into his head which transitions into what's going in his head: 1-Up is dreaming about running around an island made completely out of pudding with chocolate rivers and and trees.}''

'''1-UP:''' Haha, yay! Wheeee! I want pudding! ''{shoves faces into chocolate tree and takes a huge bite}''

''{Quick cut back to the laboratory room. 1-Up snaps awake, looking over at a confused Stinkoman standing over him. Stinkoman is wearing a lab coat.}''

'''1-UP:''' How long was I out?

'''STINKOMAN:''' I don't know, kid. What was the last thing you remember?

'''1-UP:''' Umm, let's see... I chilled with my best friend, Gunhaver, then I went on a magical adventure with Tampo, my other best friend, and then I ran into that freezer!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Oh right! That's it! Yeah. You've been out for like five years, little dude.

'''1-UP:''' LITTLE DUDE?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's... the part of my sentence you're gonna exclaim in response? ...Okay, whatever.

'''1-UP:''' So, where's my computer box?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{anime mouth opens wide}'' Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh yeah. I sold it!

'''1-UP:''' Whyyyyy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' For power crunches. Also, to fund my new music video.

''{White flash transition. Cut to Stinkoman, wearing sunglasses and wearing a leather jacket, riding a motorcycle, as a pop tune plays in the background.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{singing}'' Girl, I love you more than a wagon full of power crunches. I will take you out for aaaaaall the lunches. Umm... I got shiny blue haaaaaair. ''{stops singing}'' Anything else? I didn't actually memorize any of these lyrics.

''{Cuts back suddenly to 1-Up just starring. Stinkoman just looking up at the roof, in day-dream. After a long pause...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Hehe. Check-a me out! I'm a science dude! ''{flaps lab coat, puts on glasses}'' The calculations are... calculating, and the math is very... umm... mathematical?

''{Pause.}''

'''1-UP:''' Wow! You really are the smarts!

=== 1-Up Emails: Back In Action! ===

''{1-Up is walking along casually, outside of the laboratory facility, as the camera follows him.}''

'''1-UP:''' Stinkoman may have sold my holographic computer box, but that doesn't mean I can't still answer the email. Hwyah!

''{1-Up quickly whips out his mobile phone as he says this, clicks on the "email app" and as an email pops up, he reads it aloud.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">
 
<center>Dear Kidstar, 
AAAAH!What happend to the original One-Up E-mails?Tell Me! 
Someone.</center>
 
</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Well, Simone. I'm glad you asked. See, a lot of things have happened over the past ten years for myself. Ahem.

''{A pair of glasses is lowered on to 1-Up's face from the top of the screen.}''

'''1-UP:''' Y'see, boys and girls, my show is broadcast on this thing called "the Internet" which hasn't existed for many years, as we know have a new network which is far superior in every way... also, called "the Internet", but that's not the point. Through time travel, I am able to feed this show through to you people in the 21st century.

''{Cuts to a cartoon-ish diagram of large shadowy figures in a boardroom looking at statistics.}''

'''1-UP:''' Now, the big corporations who fund the show, they went through a bit of "quality control", as feeding web media to the past through time travel can get pretty expensive. Luckily, 1-Up Emails survived what was later dubbed "the purge", however, the first fifty or so of my emails didn't make it due to a filing error.

''{Cuts back to 1-Up, as one of his eyes twitches angrily.}''

'''1-UP:''' And I am totally cool with that... really. Really, truly, I am.

''{Camera zooms out, as he stops walking, standing in the middle of an open road in the city.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, Simone, I hope that answers your questions. If you would like a quick recap of my adventures thus far. Here they are!

''{In the background and foreground, cars screech to a halt and start honking at 1-Up. The faint yelling of a man can be heard, saying: "get off the road!". The screen flashes white as we transition to a still image of what 1-Up describes.}''

'''1-UP:''' The very first email that I recieved was the "moron's coupon", in which I literally got a voucher to go to the "moron convention" where I met a lot of other fellow morons. Shortly after that, I met Bubusuke and helped him repair a spaceship. Then I got a mansion for some reason, after the pudding factory exploded and it rained pudding. I had a monument built in my honor in my sixth email, then I got a virus because... like, who doesn't get virus emails? It is oddly common in 20X6. By my 20th email, I introduced my sister named Marzichan and then I got to go the pudding factory! Yay, pudding! Email 24-33 were the most important though, as I stole my sister's wand and it took me to the future year of 30X2 and found out Tampo, Stlunko and Brody were all big meanie kings of Earth or something and there was a rebellion and I got to be part of it, but there was a robot Jaro that my dad invented. Two actually, named Ben and Ken. Ben was a good Jaro, and Ken, was an evil one bent on destroying the world.

''{1-Up takes a heavy breathe of air before he keeps going.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, that's where the story of my first fifty emails gets a little convoluted.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Only THEN?

'''1-UP:''' What are you doing here, the guy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's what I was gonna ask you!

'''1-UP:''' Oh, I'm just recapping my adventures of the past ten years.

'''STINKOMAN:''' None of it matters though... since, y'know-- we're never gonna reference them again. Is anyone even still reading this?

'''1-UP:''' Read...ing?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha-ha-ha-ha! You're not the only one that can break the fourth wall!

'''1-UP:''' Okay. Quicker recap then!

''{Cut back to the flashbacks.}''

'''1-UP:''' I managed to get back to my own time, when Ben and Ken were created in the present. Then I got caught up in a conspiracy with Sticklyman who was actually a lot more powerful then we'd first realized when we'd encountered him back in that one April Fools Day movie. I beat him. But, after that, my mansion got destroyed. Sticklyman's son, Sticklyman Jr. showed up in a giant robot mech and killed me, then sent me to the after-life, but I came back even stronger... because anime logic. I defeated Sticklyman Jr. and Saargston, then I went and defeated Orano in a fighting tournament.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Who the crap is "Orano"?

'''1-UP:''' One of the... 20X6 top elite fighters? Does nobody remember 1-Up Email #63?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ...No. I don't think anyone does.

'''1-UP:''' So... umm, anyway, then I got into a wrestling match with Strong Bad... then Ekerbsy, a giant fridge monster thing, sent me to the past where I met Gunhaver and the Cheat Commandos. We had a lot of fun. He tried to kill me once on his own email show. That was weird. At one point, I created an evil clone of Stinkoman... then I had to collect the eight talismans of power to save the world... then... gosh, this story is just so confusing and riddled with plotholes and impossible to recap!

'''STINKOMAN:''' So, wanna go with my suggestion of never referencing this stuff again?

'''1-UP:''' Yeah... let's just start fresh. New 1-Up email show! No confusing story or plot elements! Let's just focus on the good ol' classic email style of just looking into our everyday life and see what comedy comes from that!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Y'see! That is some crazy crap I can get behind!

''{Stinkoman lightly punches 1-Up in the shoulder and laughs.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' Haha. Till next time, dear viewers.

''{The Paper comes down from the top of the screen. It says: "To email 1-Up, click here."}''

'''1-UP:''' The Paper! Oh, how I've missed you? Give me a fist-bump! ''{slightly angles body}''

== Not So Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===

* This email was written with the intention of doing a recap episode of all the stories I'd written for 1-Up Emails, but there was just way too much. Like, holy crap!
* There will be no references to any of those emails in future emails, so as not to confused new readers (and also to avoid any instances of me cringing at the memory).
* Official characters from the original 1-Up Emails include: 1-Up, Stinkoman, Pan Pan, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko (whose personalities were written by Joshua), all the Stinkoman 20X6 bosses, 20X6 Marzipan, etc.
* Fan characters created for the previous series include the following. (Just so you all have an index of some of this ridiculousness).
** Marzichan, technically 20X6 Marzipan, but she also has magical powers through her "wand".
** Ben, a Jaro robot servant created by Homestar Runner, who in this universe was 1-Up's creator. Built to protect.
** Sticklyman, the first big, big villian of Season 1, who was out for revenge on Stinkoman and 1-Up. Sticklyman was also considered Tampo's "master" in Tampo Emails.
** Ken, another Jaro robot, built for the same purpose, but turned against it's creators. Ben's twin brother.
** Bubusuke, the 20X6 version of Bubs who own the shopping mall of 20X6.
** Orano, a silver Enker look-alike (from the Mega Man games), with lightning powers and a lightning rod.
** Dark Stinkoman, a clone created by 1-Up when the real Stinkoman was unavailable. As you can guess, it turned evil. More powerful than Stinkoman.
** Kidstar, Homestar Runner's older brother from the 1-Up Email, "non-anime" (currently removed). Created when 1-Up recieved an email that asked him what he'd be like as a western cartoon. So, he is essentially 20X6's Homestar's 2005 self. "Kidstar" is also the name that was given to 1-Up before 1-Up's official name was revealed on the Homestar Runner website (through the Stinkoman 20X6 game).
** Yuta, the "fourth strongest champion in the world".
** Delta, another one of those strong champions that kept being mentioned through-out 1-Up Emails, but had no unique personality to them.
** Alpha, Omega & Beta, the rest of those strong warrior types I kept mentioning.
** The Dark Elf, the ultimate villian of 1-Up Emails second season and was released by the five big bad "ultimate fighters". (How was anyone supposed to keep track of this?)
** The Ungurait Pharoah, locked away by the Dark Elf years prior, but released by Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta.
** Nightmare, appears in 1-Up Email 100, and is the "guardian of the Dark Elf Wand". Started as a mutant chicken hunter, but then befriended them and became one of them. In a twist of fate, he is the one that sold Brody's chicken egg to Stinkoman and as revenge, the "mutant chickens" cursed him and then Sticklyman gave him "the powers of darkness" and a new name. (I am not making any of this up. This is all stuff I wrote ten years ago!)
** Ultra Cyber Shadow, a black robot created by Sticklyman to kill Homestar Runner. (Are you kidding me?)
** The Alpha Virus, a virus created by Delta to infect 1-Up's computer at the time, the Windomac 20X6. Yeah... I don't know.
** Project X, a prototype to Dark Stinkoman, who ends up becoming the big bad at the end of the original series in Email 130.
** Eta, Gamma 002 & Sigma, appareantly ninjas of some variety. They fight against "the best fighters of 20X6" in Email 130.
** Ninjabash, a ninja working for Emerald Laser, which I assume was the future version of Blue Laser or some other "Laser" in t.
** Rya, a robot girl from the webtoon, Bonus Stage. I am not sure what she was doing in there. Possibly there due to the Unguraits Email crossover.
** Steve, a The Cheat, who is a member of the Cheat Commandos, but is also "Mitchell's" The Cheat.
** Mitchell, an author insert character who would occasionally narrate the stories of 1-Up Emails.

=== Explanation ===

* Explanation? I have none.
* Upon re-reading the original 1-Up Emails (the confusing, laughable and lovable mess that they are), I feel I should create a recap of the stories on the main page.
* There is still no intention of referencing any of this in future emails. This is just for archival purposes.
* Oh my gosh. And 1-Up was "the chosen one". I should have known.
* As a passing joke once, 1-Up said that "clever" was his middle name. Since then, his full name has been "1-Up Kidstar Clever Extraman Runner".
* 1-Up was also the leader in 40X6, after some apocalyptic war. It is the 40X6 version of 1-Up that created Dark Stinkoman as well as whole bunch of other "Stinkomen". Appareantly, Sticklyman, Stinkoman and "Project X" were all prototypes for Dark Stinkoman.
* I do not remember writing any of this stuff. This is just me rambling about my old writings now.
* Most of this stuff appears to be exposition and a lot is borrowed assets from other series like Star Wars, Futurama, Bonus Stage or generally better "other character email shows".
* I lack the capacity to make this crap up.

1-Up Emails/email135

2015-05-28T14:43:15Z

Mitchell:

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[[File:1up email 135 thumbnail.png|thumb|Yay! 1-Up is back!]]

'''1-Up Email #135:''' "back in action"

'''Summary:''' 1-Up awakes from a five-year sleep. Not caring that he has missed five years of his life, he proceeds to answer an email.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' 1-Up, Stinkoman

'''Places:''' StinkoLabs 21X3, The City

'''Length:''' 164 Lines

'''Date:''' May 29, 2015

== Transcript ==

''{Open to an establishing shop of a laboratory, as futuristic robots float around in the foreground. The camera zooms in on one of the windows, and shows 1-Up lying unconscious on a metallic table. The camera zooms even further and goes into his head which transitions into what's going in his head: 1-Up is dreaming about running around an island made completely out of pudding with chocolate rivers and and trees.}''

'''1-UP:''' Haha, yay! Wheeee! I want pudding! ''{shoves faces into chocolate tree and takes a huge bite}''

''{Quick cut back to the laboratory room. 1-Up snaps awake, looking over at a confused Stinkoman standing over him. Stinkoman is wearing a lab coat.}''

'''1-UP:''' How long was I out?

'''STINKOMAN:''' I don't know, kid. What was the last thing you remember?

'''1-UP:''' Umm, let's see... I chilled with my best friend, Gunhaver, then I went on a magical adventure with Tampo, my other best friend, and then I ran into that freezer!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Oh right! That's it! Yeah. You've been out for like five years, little dude.

'''1-UP:''' LITTLE DUDE?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's... the part of my sentence you're gonna exclaim in response? ...Okay, whatever.

'''1-UP:''' So, where's my computer box?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{anime mouth opens wide}'' Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh yeah. I sold it!

'''1-UP:''' Whyyyyy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' For power crunches. Also, to fund my new music video.

''{White flash transition. Cut to Stinkoman, wearing sunglasses and wearing a leather jacket, riding a motorcycle, as a pop tune plays in the background.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{singing}'' Girl, I love you more than a wagon full of power crunches. I will take you out for aaaaaall the lunches. Umm... I got shiny blue haaaaaair. ''{stops singing}'' Anything else? I didn't actually memorize any of these lyrics.

''{Cuts back suddenly to 1-Up just starring. Stinkoman just looking up at the roof, in day-dream. After a long pause...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Hehe. Check-a me out! I'm a science dude! ''{flaps lab coat, puts on glasses}'' The calculations are... calculating, and the math is very... umm... mathematical?

''{Pause.}''

'''1-UP:''' Wow! You really are the smarts!

=== 1-Up Emails: Back In Action! ===

''{1-Up is walking along casually, outside of the laboratory facility, as the camera follows him.}''

'''1-UP:''' Stinkoman may have sold my holographic computer box, but that doesn't mean I can't still answer the email. Hwyah!

''{1-Up quickly whips out his mobile phone as he says this, clicks on the "email app" and as an email pops up, he reads it aloud.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">
<center>Dear Kidstar, 
AAAAH!What happend to the original One-Up E-mails?Tell Me! 
Someone.</center>
</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Well, Simone. I'm glad you asked. See, a lot of things have happened over the past ten years for myself. Ahem.

''{A pair of glasses is lowered on to 1-Up's face from the top of the screen.}''

'''1-UP:''' Y'see, boys and girls, my show is broadcast on this thing called "the Internet" which hasn't existed for many years, as we know have a new network which is far superior in every way... also, called "the Internet", but that's not the point. Through time travel, I am able to feed this show through to you people in the 21st century.

''{Cuts to a cartoon-ish diagram of large shadowy figures in a boardroom looking at statistics.}''

'''1-UP:''' Now, the big corporations who fund the show, they went through a bit of "quality control", as feeding web media to the past through time travel can get pretty expensive. Luckily, 1-Up Emails survived what was later dubbed "the purge", however, the first fifty or so of my emails didn't make it due to a filing error.

''{Cuts back to 1-Up, as one of his eyes twitches angrily.}''

'''1-UP:''' And I am totally cool with that... really. Really, truly, I am.

''{Camera zooms out, as he stops walking, standing in the middle of an open road in the city.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, Simone, I hope that answers your questions. If you would like a quick recap of my adventures thus far. Here they are!

''{In the background and foreground, cars screech to a halt and start honking at 1-Up. The faint yelling of a man can be heard, saying: "get off the road!". The screen flashes white as we transition to a still image of what 1-Up describes.}''

'''1-UP:''' The very first email that I recieved was the "moron's coupon", in which I literally got a voucher to go to the "moron convention" where I met a lot of other fellow morons. Shortly after that, I met Bubusuke and helped him repair a spaceship. Then I got a mansion for some reason, after the pudding factory exploded and it rained pudding. I had a monument built in my honor in my sixth email, then I got a virus because... like, who doesn't get virus emails? It is oddly common in 20X6. By my 20th email, I introduced my sister named Marzichan and then I got to go the pudding factory! Yay, pudding! Email 24-33 were the most important though, as I stole my sister's wand and it took me to the future year of 30X2 and found out Tampo, Stlunko and Brody were all big meanie kings of Earth or something and there was a rebellion and I got to be part of it, but there was a robot Jaro that my dad invented. Two actually, named Ben and Ken. Ben was a good Jaro, and Ken, was an evil one bent on destroying the world.

''{1-Up takes a heavy breathe of air before he keeps going.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, that's where the story of my first fifty emails gets a little convoluted.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Only THEN?

'''1-UP:''' What are you doing here, the guy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's what I was gonna ask you!

'''1-UP:''' Oh, I'm just recapping my adventures of the past ten years.

'''STINKOMAN:''' None of it matters though... since, y'know-- we're never gonna reference them again. Is anyone even still reading this?

'''1-UP:''' Read...ing?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha-ha-ha-ha! You're not the only one that can break the fourth wall!

'''1-UP:''' Okay. Quicker recap then!

''{Cut back to the flashbacks.}''

'''1-UP:''' I managed to get back to my own time, when Ben and Ken were created in the present. Then I got caught up in a conspiracy with Sticklyman who was actually a lot more powerful then we'd first realized when we'd encountered him back in that one April Fools Day movie. I beat him. But, after that, my mansion got destroyed. Sticklyman's son, Sticklyman Jr. showed up in a giant robot mech and killed me, then sent me to the after-life, but I came back even stronger... because anime logic. I defeated Sticklyman Jr. and Saargston, then I went and defeated Orano in a fighting tournament.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Who the crap is "Orano"?

'''1-UP:''' One of the... 20X6 top elite fighters? Does nobody remember 1-Up Email #63?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ...No. I don't think anyone does.

'''1-UP:''' So... umm, anyway, then I got into a wrestling match with Strong Bad... then Ekerbsy, a giant fridge monster thing, sent me to the past where I met Gunhaver and the Cheat Commandos. We had a lot of fun. He tried to kill me once on his own email show. That was weird. At one point, I created an evil clone of Stinkoman... then I had to collect the eight talismans of power to save the world... then... gosh, this story is just so confusing and riddled with plotholes and impossible to recap!

'''STINKOMAN:''' So, wanna go with my suggestion of never referencing this stuff again?

'''1-UP:''' Yeah... let's just start fresh. New 1-Up email show! No confusing story or plot elements! Let's just focus on the good ol' classic email style of just looking into our everyday life and see what comedy comes from that!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Y'see! That is some crazy crap I can get behind!

''{Stinkoman lightly punches 1-Up in the shoulder and laughs.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' Haha. Till next time, dear viewers.

''{The Paper comes down from the top of the screen. It says: "To email 1-Up, click here."}''

'''1-UP:''' The Paper! Oh, how I've missed you? Give me a fist-bump! ''{slightly angles body}''

== Not So Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===

* This email was written with the intention of doing a recap episode of all the stories I'd written for 1-Up Emails, but there was just way too much. Like, holy crap!
* There will be no references to any of those emails in future emails, so as not to confused new readers (and also to avoid any instances of me cringing at the memory).
* Official characters from the original 1-Up Emails include: 1-Up, Stinkoman, Pan Pan, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko (whose personalities were written by Joshua), all the Stinkoman 20X6 bosses, 20X6 Marzipan, etc.
* Fan characters created for the previous series include the following. (Just so you all have an index of some of this ridiculousness).
** Marzichan, technically 20X6 Marzipan, but she also has magical powers through her "wand".
** Ben, a Jaro robot servant created by Homestar Runner, who in this universe was 1-Up's creator. Built to protect.
** Sticklyman, the first big, big villian of Season 1, who was out for revenge on Stinkoman and 1-Up. Sticklyman was also considered Tampo's "master" in Tampo Emails.
** Ken, another Jaro robot, built for the same purpose, but turned against it's creators. Ben's twin brother.
** Bubusuke, the 20X6 version of Bubs who own the shopping mall of 20X6.
** Orano, a silver Enker look-alike (from the Mega Man games), with lightning powers and a lightning rod.
** Dark Stinkoman, a clone created by 1-Up when the real Stinkoman was unavailable. As you can guess, it turned evil. More powerful than Stinkoman.
** Kidstar, Homestar Runner's older brother from the 1-Up Email, "non-anime" (currently removed). Created when 1-Up recieved an email that asked him what he'd be like as a western cartoon. So, he is essentially 20X6's Homestar's 2005 self. "Kidstar" is also the name that was given to 1-Up before 1-Up's official name was revealed on the Homestar Runner website (through the Stinkoman 20X6 game).
** Yuta, the "fourth strongest champion in the world".
** Delta, another one of those strong champions that kept being mentioned through-out 1-Up Emails, but had no unique personality to them.
** Alpha, Omega & Beta, the rest of those strong warrior types I kept mentioning.
** The Dark Elf, the ultimate villian of 1-Up Emails second season and was released by the five big bad "ultimate fighters". (How was anyone supposed to keep track of this?)
** The Ungurait Pharoah, locked away by the Dark Elf years prior, but released by Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta.
** Nightmare, appears in 1-Up Email 100, and is the "guardian of the Dark Elf Wand". Started as a mutant chicken hunter, but then befriended them and became one of them. In a twist of fate, he is the one that sold Brody's chicken egg to Stinkoman and as revenge, the "mutant chickens" cursed him and then Sticklyman gave him "the powers of darkness" and a new name. (I am not making any of this up. This is all stuff I wrote ten years ago!)
** Ultra Cyber Shadow, a black robot created by Sticklyman to kill Homestar Runner. (Are you kidding me?)
** The Alpha Virus, a virus created by Delta to infect 1-Up's computer at the time, the Windomac 20X6. Yeah... I don't know.
** Project X, a prototype to Dark Stinkoman, who ends up becoming the big bad at the end of the original series in Email 130.
** Eta, Gamma 002 & Sigma, appareantly ninjas of some variety. They fight against "the best fighters of 20X6" in Email 130.
** Ninjabash, a ninja working for Emerald Laser, which I assume was the future version of Blue Laser or some other "Laser" in t.
** Rya, a robot girl from the webtoon, Bonus Stage. I am not sure what she was doing in there. Possibly there due to the Unguraits Email crossover.
** Steve, a The Cheat, who is a member of the Cheat Commandos, but is also "Mitchell's" The Cheat.
** Mitchell, an author insert character who would occasionally narrate the stories of 1-Up Emails.

=== Explanation ===

* Explanation? I have none.
* Upon re-reading the original 1-Up Emails (the confusing, laughable and lovable mess that they are), I feel I should create a recap of the stories on the main page.
* There is still no intention of referencing any of this in future emails. This is just for archival purposes.
* Oh my gosh. And 1-Up was "the chosen one". I should have known.
* As a passing joke once, 1-Up said that "clever" was his middle name. Since then, his full name has been "1-Up Kidstar Clever Extraman Runner".
* 1-Up was also the leader in 40X6, after some apocalyptic war. It is the 40X6 version of 1-Up that created Dark Stinkoman as well as whole bunch of other "Stinkomen". Appareantly, Sticklyman, Stinkoman and "Project X" were all prototypes for Dark Stinkoman.
* I do not remember writing any of this stuff. This is just me rambling about my old writings now.
* Most of this stuff appears to be exposition and a lot is borrowed assets from other series like Star Wars, Futurama, Bonus Stage or generally better "other character email shows".
* I lack the capacity to make this crap up.

1-Up Emails/email135

2015-05-28T14:42:40Z

Mitchell:

__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__
[[File:1up email 135 thumbnail.png|thumb|Yay! 1-Up is back!]]

'''1-Up Email #135:''' "back in action"

'''Summary:''' 1-Up awakes from a five-year sleep. Not caring that he has missed five years of his life, he proceeds to answer an email.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' 1-Up, Stinkoman

'''Places:''' StinkoLabs 21X3, The City

'''Length:''' 164 Lines

'''Date:''' May 29, 2015

== Transcript ==

''{Open to an establishing shop of a laboratory, as futuristic robots float around in the foreground. The camera zooms in on one of the windows, and shows 1-Up lying unconscious on a metallic table. The camera zooms even further and goes into his head which transitions into what's going in his head: 1-Up is dreaming about running around an island made completely out of pudding with chocolate rivers and and trees.}''

'''1-UP:''' Haha, yay! Wheeee! I want pudding! ''{shoves faces into chocolate tree and takes a huge bite}''

''{Quick cut back to the laboratory room. 1-Up snaps awake, looking over at a confused Stinkoman standing over him. Stinkoman is wearing a lab coat.}''

'''1-UP:''' How long was I out?

'''STINKOMAN:''' I don't know, kid. What was the last thing you remember?

'''1-UP:''' Umm, let's see... I chilled with my best friend, Gunhaver, then I went on a magical adventure with Tampo, my other best friend, and then I ran into that freezer!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Oh right! That's it! Yeah. You've been out for like five years, little dude.

'''1-UP:''' LITTLE DUDE?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's... the part of my sentence you're gonna exclaim in response? ...Okay, whatever.

'''1-UP:''' So, where's my computer box?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{anime mouth opens wide}'' Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh yeah. I sold it!

'''1-UP:''' Whyyyyy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' For power crunches. Also, to fund my new music video.

''{White flash transition. Cut to Stinkoman, wearing sunglasses and wearing a leather jacket, riding a motorcycle, as a pop tune plays in the background.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{singing}'' Girl, I love you more than a wagon full of power crunches. I will take you out for aaaaaall the lunches. Umm... I got shiny blue haaaaaair. ''{stops singing}'' Anything else? I didn't actually memorize any of these lyrics.

''{Cuts back suddenly to 1-Up just starring. Stinkoman just looking up at the roof, in day-dream. After a long pause...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Hehe. Check-a me out! I'm a science dude! ''{flaps lab coat, puts on glasses}'' The calculations are... calculating, and the math is very... umm... mathematical?

''{Pause.}''

'''1-UP:''' Wow! You really are the smarts!

=== 1-Up Emails: Back In Action! ===

''{1-Up is walking along casually, outside of the laboratory facility, as the camera follows him.}''

'''1-UP:''' Stinkoman may have sold my holographic computer box, but that doesn't mean I can't still answer the email. Hwyah!

''{1-Up quickly whips out his mobile phone as he says this, clicks on the "email app" and as an email pops up, he reads it aloud.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">
Dear Kidstar, 
AAAAH!What happend to the original One-Up E-mails?Tell Me! 
Someone.
</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Well, Simone. I'm glad you asked. See, a lot of things have happened over the past ten years for myself. Ahem.

''{A pair of glasses is lowered on to 1-Up's face from the top of the screen.}''

'''1-UP:''' Y'see, boys and girls, my show is broadcast on this thing called "the Internet" which hasn't existed for many years, as we know have a new network which is far superior in every way... also, called "the Internet", but that's not the point. Through time travel, I am able to feed this show through to you people in the 21st century.

''{Cuts to a cartoon-ish diagram of large shadowy figures in a boardroom looking at statistics.}''

'''1-UP:''' Now, the big corporations who fund the show, they went through a bit of "quality control", as feeding web media to the past through time travel can get pretty expensive. Luckily, 1-Up Emails survived what was later dubbed "the purge", however, the first fifty or so of my emails didn't make it due to a filing error.

''{Cuts back to 1-Up, as one of his eyes twitches angrily.}''

'''1-UP:''' And I am totally cool with that... really. Really, truly, I am.

''{Camera zooms out, as he stops walking, standing in the middle of an open road in the city.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, Simone, I hope that answers your questions. If you would like a quick recap of my adventures thus far. Here they are!

''{In the background and foreground, cars screech to a halt and start honking at 1-Up. The faint yelling of a man can be heard, saying: "get off the road!". The screen flashes white as we transition to a still image of what 1-Up describes.}''

'''1-UP:''' The very first email that I recieved was the "moron's coupon", in which I literally got a voucher to go to the "moron convention" where I met a lot of other fellow morons. Shortly after that, I met Bubusuke and helped him repair a spaceship. Then I got a mansion for some reason, after the pudding factory exploded and it rained pudding. I had a monument built in my honor in my sixth email, then I got a virus because... like, who doesn't get virus emails? It is oddly common in 20X6. By my 20th email, I introduced my sister named Marzichan and then I got to go the pudding factory! Yay, pudding! Email 24-33 were the most important though, as I stole my sister's wand and it took me to the future year of 30X2 and found out Tampo, Stlunko and Brody were all big meanie kings of Earth or something and there was a rebellion and I got to be part of it, but there was a robot Jaro that my dad invented. Two actually, named Ben and Ken. Ben was a good Jaro, and Ken, was an evil one bent on destroying the world.

''{1-Up takes a heavy breathe of air before he keeps going.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, that's where the story of my first fifty emails gets a little convoluted.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Only THEN?

'''1-UP:''' What are you doing here, the guy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's what I was gonna ask you!

'''1-UP:''' Oh, I'm just recapping my adventures of the past ten years.

'''STINKOMAN:''' None of it matters though... since, y'know-- we're never gonna reference them again. Is anyone even still reading this?

'''1-UP:''' Read...ing?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha-ha-ha-ha! You're not the only one that can break the fourth wall!

'''1-UP:''' Okay. Quicker recap then!

''{Cut back to the flashbacks.}''

'''1-UP:''' I managed to get back to my own time, when Ben and Ken were created in the present. Then I got caught up in a conspiracy with Sticklyman who was actually a lot more powerful then we'd first realized when we'd encountered him back in that one April Fools Day movie. I beat him. But, after that, my mansion got destroyed. Sticklyman's son, Sticklyman Jr. showed up in a giant robot mech and killed me, then sent me to the after-life, but I came back even stronger... because anime logic. I defeated Sticklyman Jr. and Saargston, then I went and defeated Orano in a fighting tournament.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Who the crap is "Orano"?

'''1-UP:''' One of the... 20X6 top elite fighters? Does nobody remember 1-Up Email #63?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ...No. I don't think anyone does.

'''1-UP:''' So... umm, anyway, then I got into a wrestling match with Strong Bad... then Ekerbsy, a giant fridge monster thing, sent me to the past where I met Gunhaver and the Cheat Commandos. We had a lot of fun. He tried to kill me once on his own email show. That was weird. At one point, I created an evil clone of Stinkoman... then I had to collect the eight talismans of power to save the world... then... gosh, this story is just so confusing and riddled with plotholes and impossible to recap!

'''STINKOMAN:''' So, wanna go with my suggestion of never referencing this stuff again?

'''1-UP:''' Yeah... let's just start fresh. New 1-Up email show! No confusing story or plot elements! Let's just focus on the good ol' classic email style of just looking into our everyday life and see what comedy comes from that!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Y'see! That is some crazy crap I can get behind!

''{Stinkoman lightly punches 1-Up in the shoulder and laughs.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' Haha. Till next time, dear viewers.

''{The Paper comes down from the top of the screen. It says: "To email 1-Up, click here."}''

'''1-UP:''' The Paper! Oh, how I've missed you? Give me a fist-bump! ''{slightly angles body}''

== Not So Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===

* This email was written with the intention of doing a recap episode of all the stories I'd written for 1-Up Emails, but there was just way too much. Like, holy crap!
* There will be no references to any of those emails in future emails, so as not to confused new readers (and also to avoid any instances of me cringing at the memory).
* Official characters from the original 1-Up Emails include: 1-Up, Stinkoman, Pan Pan, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko (whose personalities were written by Joshua), all the Stinkoman 20X6 bosses, 20X6 Marzipan, etc.
* Fan characters created for the previous series include the following. (Just so you all have an index of some of this ridiculousness).
** Marzichan, technically 20X6 Marzipan, but she also has magical powers through her "wand".
** Ben, a Jaro robot servant created by Homestar Runner, who in this universe was 1-Up's creator. Built to protect.
** Sticklyman, the first big, big villian of Season 1, who was out for revenge on Stinkoman and 1-Up. Sticklyman was also considered Tampo's "master" in Tampo Emails.
** Ken, another Jaro robot, built for the same purpose, but turned against it's creators. Ben's twin brother.
** Bubusuke, the 20X6 version of Bubs who own the shopping mall of 20X6.
** Orano, a silver Enker look-alike (from the Mega Man games), with lightning powers and a lightning rod.
** Dark Stinkoman, a clone created by 1-Up when the real Stinkoman was unavailable. As you can guess, it turned evil. More powerful than Stinkoman.
** Kidstar, Homestar Runner's older brother from the 1-Up Email, "non-anime" (currently removed). Created when 1-Up recieved an email that asked him what he'd be like as a western cartoon. So, he is essentially 20X6's Homestar's 2005 self. "Kidstar" is also the name that was given to 1-Up before 1-Up's official name was revealed on the Homestar Runner website (through the Stinkoman 20X6 game).
** Yuta, the "fourth strongest champion in the world".
** Delta, another one of those strong champions that kept being mentioned through-out 1-Up Emails, but had no unique personality to them.
** Alpha, Omega & Beta, the rest of those strong warrior types I kept mentioning.
** The Dark Elf, the ultimate villian of 1-Up Emails second season and was released by the five big bad "ultimate fighters". (How was anyone supposed to keep track of this?)
** The Ungurait Pharoah, locked away by the Dark Elf years prior, but released by Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta.
** Nightmare, appears in 1-Up Email 100, and is the "guardian of the Dark Elf Wand". Started as a mutant chicken hunter, but then befriended them and became one of them. In a twist of fate, he is the one that sold Brody's chicken egg to Stinkoman and as revenge, the "mutant chickens" cursed him and then Sticklyman gave him "the powers of darkness" and a new name. (I am not making any of this up. This is all stuff I wrote ten years ago!)
** Ultra Cyber Shadow, a black robot created by Sticklyman to kill Homestar Runner. (Are you kidding me?)
** The Alpha Virus, a virus created by Delta to infect 1-Up's computer at the time, the Windomac 20X6. Yeah... I don't know.
** Project X, a prototype to Dark Stinkoman, who ends up becoming the big bad at the end of the original series in Email 130.
** Eta, Gamma 002 & Sigma, appareantly ninjas of some variety. They fight against "the best fighters of 20X6" in Email 130.
** Ninjabash, a ninja working for Emerald Laser, which I assume was the future version of Blue Laser or some other "Laser" in t.
** Rya, a robot girl from the webtoon, Bonus Stage. I am not sure what she was doing in there. Possibly there due to the Unguraits Email crossover.
** Steve, a The Cheat, who is a member of the Cheat Commandos, but is also "Mitchell's" The Cheat.
** Mitchell, an author insert character who would occasionally narrate the stories of 1-Up Emails.

=== Explanation ===

* Explanation? I have none.
* Upon re-reading the original 1-Up Emails (the confusing, laughable and lovable mess that they are), I feel I should create a recap of the stories on the main page.
* There is still no intention of referencing any of this in future emails. This is just for archival purposes.
* Oh my gosh. And 1-Up was "the chosen one". I should have known.
* As a passing joke once, 1-Up said that "clever" was his middle name. Since then, his full name has been "1-Up Kidstar Clever Extraman Runner".
* 1-Up was also the leader in 40X6, after some apocalyptic war. It is the 40X6 version of 1-Up that created Dark Stinkoman as well as whole bunch of other "Stinkomen". Appareantly, Sticklyman, Stinkoman and "Project X" were all prototypes for Dark Stinkoman.
* I do not remember writing any of this stuff. This is just me rambling about my old writings now.
* Most of this stuff appears to be exposition and a lot is borrowed assets from other series like Star Wars, Futurama, Bonus Stage or generally better "other character email shows".
* I lack the capacity to make this crap up.

1-Up Emails/email135

2015-05-28T14:42:26Z

Mitchell:

[[File:1up email 135 thumbnail.png|thumb|Yay! 1-Up is back!]]

'''1-Up Email #135:''' "back in action"

'''Summary:''' 1-Up awakes from a five-year sleep. Not caring that he has missed five years of his life, he proceeds to answer an email.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' 1-Up, Stinkoman

'''Places:''' StinkoLabs 21X3, The City

'''Length:''' 164 Lines

'''Date:''' May 29, 2015

== Transcript ==

''{Open to an establishing shop of a laboratory, as futuristic robots float around in the foreground. The camera zooms in on one of the windows, and shows 1-Up lying unconscious on a metallic table. The camera zooms even further and goes into his head which transitions into what's going in his head: 1-Up is dreaming about running around an island made completely out of pudding with chocolate rivers and and trees.}''

'''1-UP:''' Haha, yay! Wheeee! I want pudding! ''{shoves faces into chocolate tree and takes a huge bite}''

''{Quick cut back to the laboratory room. 1-Up snaps awake, looking over at a confused Stinkoman standing over him. Stinkoman is wearing a lab coat.}''

'''1-UP:''' How long was I out?

'''STINKOMAN:''' I don't know, kid. What was the last thing you remember?

'''1-UP:''' Umm, let's see... I chilled with my best friend, Gunhaver, then I went on a magical adventure with Tampo, my other best friend, and then I ran into that freezer!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Oh right! That's it! Yeah. You've been out for like five years, little dude.

'''1-UP:''' LITTLE DUDE?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's... the part of my sentence you're gonna exclaim in response? ...Okay, whatever.

'''1-UP:''' So, where's my computer box?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{anime mouth opens wide}'' Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh yeah. I sold it!

'''1-UP:''' Whyyyyy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' For power crunches. Also, to fund my new music video.

''{White flash transition. Cut to Stinkoman, wearing sunglasses and wearing a leather jacket, riding a motorcycle, as a pop tune plays in the background.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{singing}'' Girl, I love you more than a wagon full of power crunches. I will take you out for aaaaaall the lunches. Umm... I got shiny blue haaaaaair. ''{stops singing}'' Anything else? I didn't actually memorize any of these lyrics.

''{Cuts back suddenly to 1-Up just starring. Stinkoman just looking up at the roof, in day-dream. After a long pause...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Hehe. Check-a me out! I'm a science dude! ''{flaps lab coat, puts on glasses}'' The calculations are... calculating, and the math is very... umm... mathematical?

''{Pause.}''

'''1-UP:''' Wow! You really are the smarts!

=== 1-Up Emails: Back In Action! ===

''{1-Up is walking along casually, outside of the laboratory facility, as the camera follows him.}''

'''1-UP:''' Stinkoman may have sold my holographic computer box, but that doesn't mean I can't still answer the email. Hwyah!

''{1-Up quickly whips out his mobile phone as he says this, clicks on the "email app" and as an email pops up, he reads it aloud.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">
Dear Kidstar, 
AAAAH!What happend to the original One-Up E-mails?Tell Me! 
Someone.
</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Well, Simone. I'm glad you asked. See, a lot of things have happened over the past ten years for myself. Ahem.

''{A pair of glasses is lowered on to 1-Up's face from the top of the screen.}''

'''1-UP:''' Y'see, boys and girls, my show is broadcast on this thing called "the Internet" which hasn't existed for many years, as we know have a new network which is far superior in every way... also, called "the Internet", but that's not the point. Through time travel, I am able to feed this show through to you people in the 21st century.

''{Cuts to a cartoon-ish diagram of large shadowy figures in a boardroom looking at statistics.}''

'''1-UP:''' Now, the big corporations who fund the show, they went through a bit of "quality control", as feeding web media to the past through time travel can get pretty expensive. Luckily, 1-Up Emails survived what was later dubbed "the purge", however, the first fifty or so of my emails didn't make it due to a filing error.

''{Cuts back to 1-Up, as one of his eyes twitches angrily.}''

'''1-UP:''' And I am totally cool with that... really. Really, truly, I am.

''{Camera zooms out, as he stops walking, standing in the middle of an open road in the city.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, Simone, I hope that answers your questions. If you would like a quick recap of my adventures thus far. Here they are!

''{In the background and foreground, cars screech to a halt and start honking at 1-Up. The faint yelling of a man can be heard, saying: "get off the road!". The screen flashes white as we transition to a still image of what 1-Up describes.}''

'''1-UP:''' The very first email that I recieved was the "moron's coupon", in which I literally got a voucher to go to the "moron convention" where I met a lot of other fellow morons. Shortly after that, I met Bubusuke and helped him repair a spaceship. Then I got a mansion for some reason, after the pudding factory exploded and it rained pudding. I had a monument built in my honor in my sixth email, then I got a virus because... like, who doesn't get virus emails? It is oddly common in 20X6. By my 20th email, I introduced my sister named Marzichan and then I got to go the pudding factory! Yay, pudding! Email 24-33 were the most important though, as I stole my sister's wand and it took me to the future year of 30X2 and found out Tampo, Stlunko and Brody were all big meanie kings of Earth or something and there was a rebellion and I got to be part of it, but there was a robot Jaro that my dad invented. Two actually, named Ben and Ken. Ben was a good Jaro, and Ken, was an evil one bent on destroying the world.

''{1-Up takes a heavy breathe of air before he keeps going.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, that's where the story of my first fifty emails gets a little convoluted.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Only THEN?

'''1-UP:''' What are you doing here, the guy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's what I was gonna ask you!

'''1-UP:''' Oh, I'm just recapping my adventures of the past ten years.

'''STINKOMAN:''' None of it matters though... since, y'know-- we're never gonna reference them again. Is anyone even still reading this?

'''1-UP:''' Read...ing?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha-ha-ha-ha! You're not the only one that can break the fourth wall!

'''1-UP:''' Okay. Quicker recap then!

''{Cut back to the flashbacks.}''

'''1-UP:''' I managed to get back to my own time, when Ben and Ken were created in the present. Then I got caught up in a conspiracy with Sticklyman who was actually a lot more powerful then we'd first realized when we'd encountered him back in that one April Fools Day movie. I beat him. But, after that, my mansion got destroyed. Sticklyman's son, Sticklyman Jr. showed up in a giant robot mech and killed me, then sent me to the after-life, but I came back even stronger... because anime logic. I defeated Sticklyman Jr. and Saargston, then I went and defeated Orano in a fighting tournament.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Who the crap is "Orano"?

'''1-UP:''' One of the... 20X6 top elite fighters? Does nobody remember 1-Up Email #63?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ...No. I don't think anyone does.

'''1-UP:''' So... umm, anyway, then I got into a wrestling match with Strong Bad... then Ekerbsy, a giant fridge monster thing, sent me to the past where I met Gunhaver and the Cheat Commandos. We had a lot of fun. He tried to kill me once on his own email show. That was weird. At one point, I created an evil clone of Stinkoman... then I had to collect the eight talismans of power to save the world... then... gosh, this story is just so confusing and riddled with plotholes and impossible to recap!

'''STINKOMAN:''' So, wanna go with my suggestion of never referencing this stuff again?

'''1-UP:''' Yeah... let's just start fresh. New 1-Up email show! No confusing story or plot elements! Let's just focus on the good ol' classic email style of just looking into our everyday life and see what comedy comes from that!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Y'see! That is some crazy crap I can get behind!

''{Stinkoman lightly punches 1-Up in the shoulder and laughs.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' Haha. Till next time, dear viewers.

''{The Paper comes down from the top of the screen. It says: "To email 1-Up, click here."}''

'''1-UP:''' The Paper! Oh, how I've missed you? Give me a fist-bump! ''{slightly angles body}''

== Not So Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===

* This email was written with the intention of doing a recap episode of all the stories I'd written for 1-Up Emails, but there was just way too much. Like, holy crap!
* There will be no references to any of those emails in future emails, so as not to confused new readers (and also to avoid any instances of me cringing at the memory).
* Official characters from the original 1-Up Emails include: 1-Up, Stinkoman, Pan Pan, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko (whose personalities were written by Joshua), all the Stinkoman 20X6 bosses, 20X6 Marzipan, etc.
* Fan characters created for the previous series include the following. (Just so you all have an index of some of this ridiculousness).
** Marzichan, technically 20X6 Marzipan, but she also has magical powers through her "wand".
** Ben, a Jaro robot servant created by Homestar Runner, who in this universe was 1-Up's creator. Built to protect.
** Sticklyman, the first big, big villian of Season 1, who was out for revenge on Stinkoman and 1-Up. Sticklyman was also considered Tampo's "master" in Tampo Emails.
** Ken, another Jaro robot, built for the same purpose, but turned against it's creators. Ben's twin brother.
** Bubusuke, the 20X6 version of Bubs who own the shopping mall of 20X6.
** Orano, a silver Enker look-alike (from the Mega Man games), with lightning powers and a lightning rod.
** Dark Stinkoman, a clone created by 1-Up when the real Stinkoman was unavailable. As you can guess, it turned evil. More powerful than Stinkoman.
** Kidstar, Homestar Runner's older brother from the 1-Up Email, "non-anime" (currently removed). Created when 1-Up recieved an email that asked him what he'd be like as a western cartoon. So, he is essentially 20X6's Homestar's 2005 self. "Kidstar" is also the name that was given to 1-Up before 1-Up's official name was revealed on the Homestar Runner website (through the Stinkoman 20X6 game).
** Yuta, the "fourth strongest champion in the world".
** Delta, another one of those strong champions that kept being mentioned through-out 1-Up Emails, but had no unique personality to them.
** Alpha, Omega & Beta, the rest of those strong warrior types I kept mentioning.
** The Dark Elf, the ultimate villian of 1-Up Emails second season and was released by the five big bad "ultimate fighters". (How was anyone supposed to keep track of this?)
** The Ungurait Pharoah, locked away by the Dark Elf years prior, but released by Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta.
** Nightmare, appears in 1-Up Email 100, and is the "guardian of the Dark Elf Wand". Started as a mutant chicken hunter, but then befriended them and became one of them. In a twist of fate, he is the one that sold Brody's chicken egg to Stinkoman and as revenge, the "mutant chickens" cursed him and then Sticklyman gave him "the powers of darkness" and a new name. (I am not making any of this up. This is all stuff I wrote ten years ago!)
** Ultra Cyber Shadow, a black robot created by Sticklyman to kill Homestar Runner. (Are you kidding me?)
** The Alpha Virus, a virus created by Delta to infect 1-Up's computer at the time, the Windomac 20X6. Yeah... I don't know.
** Project X, a prototype to Dark Stinkoman, who ends up becoming the big bad at the end of the original series in Email 130.
** Eta, Gamma 002 & Sigma, appareantly ninjas of some variety. They fight against "the best fighters of 20X6" in Email 130.
** Ninjabash, a ninja working for Emerald Laser, which I assume was the future version of Blue Laser or some other "Laser" in t.
** Rya, a robot girl from the webtoon, Bonus Stage. I am not sure what she was doing in there. Possibly there due to the Unguraits Email crossover.
** Steve, a The Cheat, who is a member of the Cheat Commandos, but is also "Mitchell's" The Cheat.
** Mitchell, an author insert character who would occasionally narrate the stories of 1-Up Emails.

=== Explanation ===

* Explanation? I have none.
* Upon re-reading the original 1-Up Emails (the confusing, laughable and lovable mess that they are), I feel I should create a recap of the stories on the main page.
* There is still no intention of referencing any of this in future emails. This is just for archival purposes.
* Oh my gosh. And 1-Up was "the chosen one". I should have known.
* As a passing joke once, 1-Up said that "clever" was his middle name. Since then, his full name has been "1-Up Kidstar Clever Extraman Runner".
* 1-Up was also the leader in 40X6, after some apocalyptic war. It is the 40X6 version of 1-Up that created Dark Stinkoman as well as whole bunch of other "Stinkomen". Appareantly, Sticklyman, Stinkoman and "Project X" were all prototypes for Dark Stinkoman.
* I do not remember writing any of this stuff. This is just me rambling about my old writings now.
* Most of this stuff appears to be exposition and a lot is borrowed assets from other series like Star Wars, Futurama, Bonus Stage or generally better "other character email shows".
* I lack the capacity to make this crap up.

1-Up Emails/email135

2015-05-28T14:39:25Z

Mitchell:

[[File:1up email 135 thumbnail.png|thumb|Yay! 1-Up is back!]]

'''1-Up Email #135:''' "back in action"

'''Summary:''' 1-Up awakes from a five-year sleep. Not caring that he has missed five years of his life, he proceeds to answer an email.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' 1-Up, Stinkoman

'''Places:''' StinkoLabs 21X3, The City

'''Length:''' 164 Lines

'''Date:''' May 29, 2015

== Transcript ==

''{Open to an establishing shop of a laboratory, as futuristic robots float around in the foreground. The camera zooms in on one of the windows, and shows 1-Up lying unconscious on a metallic table. The camera zooms even further and goes into his head which transitions into what's going in his head: 1-Up is dreaming about running around an island made completely out of pudding with chocolate rivers and and trees.}''

'''1-UP:''' Haha, yay! Wheeee! I want pudding! ''{shoves faces into chocolate tree and takes a huge bite}''

''{Quick cut back to the laboratory room. 1-Up snaps awake, looking over at a confused Stinkoman standing over him. Stinkoman is wearing a lab coat.}''

'''1-UP:''' How long was I out?

'''STINKOMAN:''' I don't know, kid. What was the last thing you remember?

'''1-UP:''' Umm, let's see... I chilled with my best friend, Gunhaver, then I went on a magical adventure with Tampo, my other best friend, and then I ran into that freezer!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Oh right! That's it! Yeah. You've been out for like five years, little dude.

'''1-UP:''' LITTLE DUDE?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's... the part of my sentence you're gonna exclaim in response? ...Okay, whatever.

'''1-UP:''' So, where's my computer box?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{anime mouth opens wide}'' Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh yeah. I sold it!

'''1-UP:''' Whyyyyy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' For power crunches. Also, to fund my new music video.

''{White flash transition. Cut to Stinkoman, wearing sunglasses and wearing a leather jacket, riding a motorcycle, as a pop tune plays in the background.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{singing}'' Girl, I love you more than a wagon full of power crunches. I will take you out for aaaaaall the lunches. Umm... I got shiny blue haaaaaair. ''{stops singing}'' Anything else? I didn't actually memorize any of these lyrics.

''{Cuts back suddenly to 1-Up just starring. Stinkoman just looking up at the roof, in day-dream. After a long pause...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Hehe. Check-a me out! I'm a science dude! ''{flaps lab coat, puts on glasses}'' The calculations are... calculating, and the math is very... umm... mathematical?

''{Pause.}''

'''1-UP:''' Wow! You really are the smarts!

=== 1-Up Emails: Back In Action! ===

''{1-Up is walking along casually, outside of the laboratory facility, as the camera follows him.}''

'''1-UP:''' Stinkoman may have sold my holographic computer box, but that doesn't mean I can't still answer the email. Hwyah!

''{1-Up quickly whips out his mobile phone as he says this, clicks on the "email app" and as an email pops up, he reads it aloud.}''

<blockquote class="oneupemail">
Dear Kidstar, 
AAAAH!What happend to the original One-Up E-mails?Tell Me! 
Someone.
</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Well, Simone. I'm glad you asked. See, a lot of things have happened over the past ten years for myself. Ahem.

''{A pair of glasses is lowered on to 1-Up's face from the top of the screen.}''

'''1-UP:''' Y'see, boys and girls, my show is broadcast on this thing called "the Internet" which hasn't existed for many years, as we know have a new network which is far superior in every way... also, called "the Internet", but that's not the point. Through time travel, I am able to feed this show through to you people in the 21st century.

''{Cuts to a cartoon-ish diagram of large shadowy figures in a boardroom looking at statistics.}''

'''1-UP:''' Now, the big corporations who fund the show, they went through a bit of "quality control", as feeding web media to the past through time travel can get pretty expensive. Luckily, 1-Up Emails survived what was later dubbed "the purge", however, the first fifty or so of my emails didn't make it due to a filing error.

''{Cuts back to 1-Up, as one of his eyes twitches angrily.}''

'''1-UP:''' And I am totally cool with that... really. Really, truly, I am.

''{Camera zooms out, as he stops walking, standing in the middle of an open road in the city.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, Simone, I hope that answers your questions. If you would like a quick recap of my adventures thus far. Here they are!

''{In the background and foreground, cars screech to a halt and start honking at 1-Up. The faint yelling of a man can be heard, saying: "get off the road!". The screen flashes white as we transition to a still image of what 1-Up describes.}''

'''1-UP:''' The very first email that I recieved was the "moron's coupon", in which I literally got a voucher to go to the "moron convention" where I met a lot of other fellow morons. Shortly after that, I met Bubusuke and helped him repair a spaceship. Then I got a mansion for some reason, after the pudding factory exploded and it rained pudding. I had a monument built in my honor in my sixth email, then I got a virus because... like, who doesn't get virus emails? It is oddly common in 20X6. By my 20th email, I introduced my sister named Marzichan and then I got to go the pudding factory! Yay, pudding! Email 24-33 were the most important though, as I stole my sister's wand and it took me to the future year of 30X2 and found out Tampo, Stlunko and Brody were all big meanie kings of Earth or something and there was a rebellion and I got to be part of it, but there was a robot Jaro that my dad invented. Two actually, named Ben and Ken. Ben was a good Jaro, and Ken, was an evil one bent on destroying the world.

''{1-Up takes a heavy breathe of air before he keeps going.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, that's where the story of my first fifty emails gets a little convoluted.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Only THEN?

'''1-UP:''' What are you doing here, the guy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's what I was gonna ask you!

'''1-UP:''' Oh, I'm just recapping my adventures of the past ten years.

'''STINKOMAN:''' None of it matters though... since, y'know-- we're never gonna reference them again. Is anyone even still reading this?

'''1-UP:''' Read...ing?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha-ha-ha-ha! You're not the only one that can break the fourth wall!

'''1-UP:''' Okay. Quicker recap then!

''{Cut back to the flashbacks.}''

'''1-UP:''' I managed to get back to my own time, when Ben and Ken were created in the present. Then I got caught up in a conspiracy with Sticklyman who was actually a lot more powerful then we'd first realized when we'd encountered him back in that one April Fools Day movie. I beat him. But, after that, my mansion got destroyed. Sticklyman's son, Sticklyman Jr. showed up in a giant robot mech and killed me, then sent me to the after-life, but I came back even stronger... because anime logic. I defeated Sticklyman Jr. and Saargston, then I went and defeated Orano in a fighting tournament.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Who the crap is "Orano"?

'''1-UP:''' One of the... 20X6 top elite fighters? Does nobody remember 1-Up Email #63?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ...No. I don't think anyone does.

'''1-UP:''' So... umm, anyway, then I got into a wrestling match with Strong Bad... then Ekerbsy, a giant fridge monster thing, sent me to the past where I met Gunhaver and the Cheat Commandos. We had a lot of fun. He tried to kill me once on his own email show. That was weird. At one point, I created an evil clone of Stinkoman... then I had to collect the eight talismans of power to save the world... then... gosh, this story is just so confusing and riddled with plotholes and impossible to recap!

'''STINKOMAN:''' So, wanna go with my suggestion of never referencing this stuff again?

'''1-UP:''' Yeah... let's just start fresh. New 1-Up email show! No confusing story or plot elements! Let's just focus on the good ol' classic email style of just looking into our everyday life and see what comedy comes from that!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Y'see! That is some crazy crap I can get behind!

''{Stinkoman lightly punches 1-Up in the shoulder and laughs.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' Haha. Till next time, dear viewers.

''{The Paper comes down from the top of the screen. It says: "To email 1-Up, click here."}''

'''1-UP:''' The Paper! Oh, how I've missed you? Give me a fist-bump! ''{slightly angles body}''

== Not So Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===

* This email was written with the intention of doing a recap episode of all the stories I'd written for 1-Up Emails, but there was just way too much. Like, holy crap!
* There will be no references to any of those emails in future emails, so as not to confused new readers (and also to avoid any instances of me cringing at the memory).
* Official characters from the original 1-Up Emails include: 1-Up, Stinkoman, Pan Pan, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko (whose personalities were written by Joshua), all the Stinkoman 20X6 bosses, 20X6 Marzipan, etc.
* Fan characters created for the previous series include the following. (Just so you all have an index of some of this ridiculousness).
** Marzichan, technically 20X6 Marzipan, but she also has magical powers through her "wand".
** Ben, a Jaro robot servant created by Homestar Runner, who in this universe was 1-Up's creator. Built to protect.
** Sticklyman, the first big, big villian of Season 1, who was out for revenge on Stinkoman and 1-Up. Sticklyman was also considered Tampo's "master" in Tampo Emails.
** Ken, another Jaro robot, built for the same purpose, but turned against it's creators. Ben's twin brother.
** Bubusuke, the 20X6 version of Bubs who own the shopping mall of 20X6.
** Orano, a silver Enker look-alike (from the Mega Man games), with lightning powers and a lightning rod.
** Dark Stinkoman, a clone created by 1-Up when the real Stinkoman was unavailable. As you can guess, it turned evil. More powerful than Stinkoman.
** Kidstar, Homestar Runner's older brother from the 1-Up Email, "non-anime" (currently removed). Created when 1-Up recieved an email that asked him what he'd be like as a western cartoon. So, he is essentially 20X6's Homestar's 2005 self. "Kidstar" is also the name that was given to 1-Up before 1-Up's official name was revealed on the Homestar Runner website (through the Stinkoman 20X6 game).
** Yuta, the "fourth strongest champion in the world".
** Delta, another one of those strong champions that kept being mentioned through-out 1-Up Emails, but had no unique personality to them.
** Alpha, Omega & Beta, the rest of those strong warrior types I kept mentioning.
** The Dark Elf, the ultimate villian of 1-Up Emails second season and was released by the five big bad "ultimate fighters". (How was anyone supposed to keep track of this?)
** The Ungurait Pharoah, locked away by the Dark Elf years prior, but released by Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta.
** Nightmare, appears in 1-Up Email 100, and is the "guardian of the Dark Elf Wand". Started as a mutant chicken hunter, but then befriended them and became one of them. In a twist of fate, he is the one that sold Brody's chicken egg to Stinkoman and as revenge, the "mutant chickens" cursed him and then Sticklyman gave him "the powers of darkness" and a new name. (I am not making any of this up. This is all stuff I wrote ten years ago!)
** Ultra Cyber Shadow, a black robot created by Sticklyman to kill Homestar Runner. (Are you kidding me?)
** The Alpha Virus, a virus created by Delta to infect 1-Up's computer at the time, the Windomac 20X6. Yeah... I don't know.
** Project X, a prototype to Dark Stinkoman, who ends up becoming the big bad at the end of the original series in Email 130.
** Eta, Gamma 002 & Sigma, appareantly ninjas of some variety. They fight against "the best fighters of 20X6" in Email 130.
** Ninjabash, a ninja working for Emerald Laser, which I assume was the future version of Blue Laser or some other "Laser" in t.
** Rya, a robot girl from the webtoon, Bonus Stage. I am not sure what she was doing in there. Possibly there due to the Unguraits Email crossover.
** Steve, a The Cheat, who is a member of the Cheat Commandos, but is also "Mitchell's" The Cheat.
** Mitchell, an author insert character who would occasionally narrate the stories of 1-Up Emails.

=== Explanation ===

* Explanation? I have none.
* Upon re-reading the original 1-Up Emails (the confusing, laughable and lovable mess that they are), I feel I should create a recap of the stories on the main page.
* There is still no intention of referencing any of this in future emails. This is just for archival purposes.
* Oh my gosh. And 1-Up was "the chosen one". I should have known.
* As a passing joke once, 1-Up said that "clever" was his middle name. Since then, his full name has been "1-Up Kidstar Clever Extraman Runner".
* 1-Up was also the leader in 40X6, after some apocalyptic war. It is the 40X6 version of 1-Up that created Dark Stinkoman as well as whole bunch of other "Stinkomen". Appareantly, Sticklyman, Stinkoman and "Project X" were all prototypes for Dark Stinkoman.
* I do not remember writing any of this stuff. This is just me rambling about my old writings now.
* Most of this stuff appears to be exposition and a lot is borrowed assets from other series like Star Wars, Futurama, Bonus Stage or generally better "other character email shows".
* I lack the capacity to make this crap up.

1-Up Emails/email135

2015-05-28T14:37:30Z

Mitchell: Created page with "'''1-Up Email #135:''' "back in action" '''Summary:''' 1-Up awakes from a five-year sleep. Not caring that he has missed five years of his life, he proceeds to answer an emai..."

'''1-Up Email #135:''' "back in action"

'''Summary:''' 1-Up awakes from a five-year sleep. Not caring that he has missed five years of his life, he proceeds to answer an email.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' 1-Up, Stinkoman

'''Places:''' StinkoLabs 21X3, The City

'''Length:''' 164 Lines

'''Date:''' May 29, 2015

== Transcript ==

''{Open to an establishing shop of a laboratory, as futuristic robots float around in the foreground. The camera zooms in on one of the windows, and shows 1-Up lying unconscious on a metallic table. The camera zooms even further and goes into his head which transitions into what's going in his head: 1-Up is dreaming about running around an island made completely out of pudding with chocolate rivers and and trees.}''

'''1-UP:''' Haha, yay! Wheeee! I want pudding! ''{shoves faces into chocolate tree and takes a huge bite}''

''{Quick cut back to the laboratory room. 1-Up snaps awake, looking over at a confused Stinkoman standing over him. Stinkoman is wearing a lab coat.}''

'''1-UP:''' How long was I out?

'''STINKOMAN:''' I don't know, kid. What was the last thing you remember?

'''1-UP:''' Umm, let's see... I chilled with my best friend, Gunhaver, then I went on a magical adventure with Tampo, my other best friend, and then I ran into that freezer!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Oh right! That's it! Yeah. You've been out for like five years, little dude.

'''1-UP:''' LITTLE DUDE?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's... the part of my sentence you're gonna exclaim in response? ...Okay, whatever.

'''1-UP:''' So, where's my computer box?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{anime mouth opens wide}'' Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh yeah. I sold it!

'''1-UP:''' Whyyyyy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' For power crunches. Also, to fund my new music video.

''{White flash transition. Cut to Stinkoman, wearing sunglasses and wearing a leather jacket, riding a motorcycle, as a pop tune plays in the background.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{singing}'' Girl, I love you more than a wagon full of power crunches. I will take you out for aaaaaall the lunches. Umm... I got shiny blue haaaaaair. ''{stops singing}'' Anything else? I didn't actually memorize any of these lyrics.

''{Cuts back suddenly to 1-Up just starring. Stinkoman just looking up at the roof, in day-dream. After a long pause...}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Hehe. Check-a me out! I'm a science dude! ''{flaps lab coat, puts on glasses}'' The calculations are... calculating, and the math is very... umm... mathematical?

''{Pause.}''

'''1-UP:''' Wow! You really are the smarts!

=== 1-Up Emails: Back In Action! ===

''{1-Up is walking along casually, outside of the laboratory facility, as the camera follows him.}''

'''1-UP:''' Stinkoman may have sold my holographic computer box, but that doesn't mean I can't still answer the email. Hwyah!

''{1-Up quickly whips out his mobile phone as he says this, clicks on the "email app" and as an email pops up, he reads it aloud.}''

<blockquote class="oneupemail">
Dear Kidstar, 
AAAAH!What happend to the original One-Up E-mails?Tell Me! 
Someone.
</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Well, Simone. I'm glad you asked. See, a lot of things have happened over the past ten years for myself. Ahem.

''{A pair of glasses is lowered on to 1-Up's face from the top of the screen.}''

'''1-UP:''' Y'see, boys and girls, my show is broadcast on this thing called "the Internet" which hasn't existed for many years, as we know have a new network which is far superior in every way... also, called "the Internet", but that's not the point. Through time travel, I am able to feed this show through to you people in the 21st century.

''{Cuts to a cartoon-ish diagram of large shadowy figures in a boardroom looking at statistics.}''

'''1-UP:''' Now, the big corporations who fund the show, they went through a bit of "quality control", as feeding web media to the past through time travel can get pretty expensive. Luckily, 1-Up Emails survived what was later dubbed "the purge", however, the first fifty or so of my emails didn't make it due to a filing error.

''{Cuts back to 1-Up, as one of his eyes twitches angrily.}''

'''1-UP:''' And I am totally cool with that... really. Really, truly, I am.

''{Camera zooms out, as he stops walking, standing in the middle of an open road in the city.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, Simone, I hope that answers your questions. If you would like a quick recap of my adventures thus far. Here they are!

''{In the background and foreground, cars screech to a halt and start honking at 1-Up. The faint yelling of a man can be heard, saying: "get off the road!". The screen flashes white as we transition to a still image of what 1-Up describes.}''

'''1-UP:''' The very first email that I recieved was the "moron's coupon", in which I literally got a voucher to go to the "moron convention" where I met a lot of other fellow morons. Shortly after that, I met Bubusuke and helped him repair a spaceship. Then I got a mansion for some reason, after the pudding factory exploded and it rained pudding. I had a monument built in my honor in my sixth email, then I got a virus because... like, who doesn't get virus emails? It is oddly common in 20X6. By my 20th email, I introduced my sister named Marzichan and then I got to go the pudding factory! Yay, pudding! Email 24-33 were the most important though, as I stole my sister's wand and it took me to the future year of 30X2 and found out Tampo, Stlunko and Brody were all big meanie kings of Earth or something and there was a rebellion and I got to be part of it, but there was a robot Jaro that my dad invented. Two actually, named Ben and Ken. Ben was a good Jaro, and Ken, was an evil one bent on destroying the world.

''{1-Up takes a heavy breathe of air before he keeps going.}''

'''1-UP:''' Anyway, that's where the story of my first fifty emails gets a little convoluted.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Only THEN?

'''1-UP:''' What are you doing here, the guy?

'''STINKOMAN:''' That's what I was gonna ask you!

'''1-UP:''' Oh, I'm just recapping my adventures of the past ten years.

'''STINKOMAN:''' None of it matters though... since, y'know-- we're never gonna reference them again. Is anyone even still reading this?

'''1-UP:''' Read...ing?

'''STINKOMAN:''' Ha-ha-ha-ha! You're not the only one that can break the fourth wall!

'''1-UP:''' Okay. Quicker recap then!

''{Cut back to the flashbacks.}''

'''1-UP:''' I managed to get back to my own time, when Ben and Ken were created in the present. Then I got caught up in a conspiracy with Sticklyman who was actually a lot more powerful then we'd first realized when we'd encountered him back in that one April Fools Day movie. I beat him. But, after that, my mansion got destroyed. Sticklyman's son, Sticklyman Jr. showed up in a giant robot mech and killed me, then sent me to the after-life, but I came back even stronger... because anime logic. I defeated Sticklyman Jr. and Saargston, then I went and defeated Orano in a fighting tournament.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Who the crap is "Orano"?

'''1-UP:''' One of the... 20X6 top elite fighters? Does nobody remember 1-Up Email #63?

'''STINKOMAN:''' ...No. I don't think anyone does.

'''1-UP:''' So... umm, anyway, then I got into a wrestling match with Strong Bad... then Ekerbsy, a giant fridge monster thing, sent me to the past where I met Gunhaver and the Cheat Commandos. We had a lot of fun. He tried to kill me once on his own email show. That was weird. At one point, I created an evil clone of Stinkoman... then I had to collect the eight talismans of power to save the world... then... gosh, this story is just so confusing and riddled with plotholes and impossible to recap!

'''STINKOMAN:''' So, wanna go with my suggestion of never referencing this stuff again?

'''1-UP:''' Yeah... let's just start fresh. New 1-Up email show! No confusing story or plot elements! Let's just focus on the good ol' classic email style of just looking into our everyday life and see what comedy comes from that!

''"STINKOMAN:''' Y'see! That is some crazy crap I can get behind!

''{Stinkoman lightly punches 1-Up in the shoulder and laughs.}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{turns to the camera}'' Haha. Till next time, dear viewers.

''{The Paper comes down from the top of the screen. It says: "To email 1-Up, click here."}''

'''1-UP:''' The Paper! Oh, how I've missed you? Give me a fist-bump! ''{slightly angles body}''

== Not So Fun Facts ==

=== Trivia ===

* This email was written with the intention of doing a recap episode of all the stories I'd written for 1-Up Emails, but there was just way too much. Like, holy crap!
* There will be no references to any of those emails in future emails, so as not to confused new readers (and also to avoid any instances of me cringing at the memory).
* Official characters from the original 1-Up Emails include: 1-Up, Stinkoman, Pan Pan, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko (whose personalities were written by Joshua), all the Stinkoman 20X6 bosses, 20X6 Marzipan, etc.
* Fan characters created for the previous series include the following. (Just so you all have an index of some of this ridiculousness).
** Marzichan, technically 20X6 Marzipan, but she also has magical powers through her "wand".
** Ben, a Jaro robot servant created by Homestar Runner, who in this universe was 1-Up's creator. Built to protect.
** Sticklyman, the first big, big villian of Season 1, who was out for revenge on Stinkoman and 1-Up. Sticklyman was also considered Tampo's "master" in Tampo Emails.
** Ken, another Jaro robot, built for the same purpose, but turned against it's creators. Ben's twin brother.
** Bubusuke, the 20X6 version of Bubs who own the shopping mall of 20X6.
** Orano, a silver Enker look-alike (from the Mega Man games), with lightning powers and a lightning rod.
** Dark Stinkoman, a clone created by 1-Up when the real Stinkoman was unavailable. As you can guess, it turned evil. More powerful than Stinkoman.
** Kidstar, Homestar Runner's older brother from the 1-Up Email, "non-anime" (currently removed). Created when 1-Up recieved an email that asked him what he'd be like as a western cartoon. So, he is essentially 20X6's Homestar's 2005 self. "Kidstar" is also the name that was given to 1-Up before 1-Up's official name was revealed on the Homestar Runner website (through the Stinkoman 20X6 game).
** Yuta, the "fourth strongest champion in the world".
** Delta, another one of those strong champions that kept being mentioned through-out 1-Up Emails, but had no unique personality to them.
** Alpha, Omega & Beta, the rest of those strong warrior types I kept mentioning.
** The Dark Elf, the ultimate villian of 1-Up Emails second season and was released by the five big bad "ultimate fighters". (How was anyone supposed to keep track of this?)
** The Ungurait Pharoah, locked away by the Dark Elf years prior, but released by Delta, Alpha, Omega, Beta and Yuta.
** Nightmare, appears in 1-Up Email 100, and is the "guardian of the Dark Elf Wand". Started as a mutant chicken hunter, but then befriended them and became one of them. In a twist of fate, he is the one that sold Brody's chicken egg to Stinkoman and as revenge, the "mutant chickens" cursed him and then Sticklyman gave him "the powers of darkness" and a new name. (I am not making any of this up. This is all stuff I wrote ten years ago!)
** Ultra Cyber Shadow, a black robot created by Sticklyman to kill Homestar Runner. (Are you kidding me?)
** The Alpha Virus, a virus created by Delta to infect 1-Up's computer at the time, the Windomac 20X6. Yeah... I don't know.
** Project X, a prototype to Dark Stinkoman, who ends up becoming the big bad at the end of the original series in Email 130.
** Eta, Gamma 002 & Sigma, appareantly ninjas of some variety. They fight against "the best fighters of 20X6" in Email 130.
** Ninjabash, a ninja working for Emerald Laser, which I assume was the future version of Blue Laser or some other "Laser" in t.
** Rya, a robot girl from the webtoon, Bonus Stage. I am not sure what she was doing in there. Possibly there due to the Unguraits Email crossover.
** Steve, a The Cheat, who is a member of the Cheat Commandos, but is also "Mitchell's" The Cheat.
** Mitchell, an author insert character who would occasionally narrate the stories of 1-Up Emails.

=== Explanation ===

* Explanation? I have none.
* Upon re-reading the original 1-Up Emails (the confusing, laughable and lovable mess that they are), I feel I should create a recap of the stories on the main page.
* There is still no intention of referencing any of this in future emails. This is just for archival purposes.
* Oh my gosh. And 1-Up was "the chosen one". I should have known.
* As a passing joke once, 1-Up said that "clever" was his middle name. Since then, his full name has been "1-Up Kidstar Clever Extraman Runner".
* 1-Up was also the leader in 40X6, after some apocalyptic war. It is the 40X6 version of 1-Up that created Dark Stinkoman as well as whole bunch of other "Stinkomen". Appareantly, Sticklyman, Stinkoman and "Project X" were all prototypes for Dark Stinkoman.
* I do not remember writing any of this stuff. This is just me rambling about my old writings now.
* Most of this stuff appears to be exposition and a lot is borrowed assets from other series like Star Wars, Futurama, Bonus Stage or generally better "other character email shows".
* I lack the capacity to make this crap up.

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2015-05-28T14:36:45Z

Mitchell:

1-Up Emails

2015-05-28T14:36:03Z

Mitchell:

1-Up Emails

2015-05-28T14:35:51Z

Mitchell:

1-Up Emails

2015-05-28T14:34:33Z

Mitchell:

1-Up Emails

2015-05-28T14:33:52Z

Mitchell: Created page with "__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__ <center>File:1up emails logo.png</center> <center>1-Up Email, also known as "Other Character Email 1-Up", was originallyan email show created..."

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2015-05-28T14:31:01Z

Mitchell: Pretty straightforward, if I do say so myself.

Pretty straightforward, if I do say so myself.

User:Mitchell

2015-05-28T14:30:27Z

Mitchell:

__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__
<center>[[File:Mitchellisanattentionseeker.png]]</center>

<center>Hello, my name is Mitchell and a little history lesson. I will start off by saying, I do not claim to have the "rights" to Wiki User-related media. In the description below. I merely explain that I believe that the Wiki User Wiki and the majority of it's contents was influenced by Wiki User Emails which I started by breaking the rules back at the Homestar Runner Fanastuff Wiki.</center>

== History ==
[[File:QotW head coachz.png|left]]
When I first joined the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki, I was kind of new to Homestar Runner and didn't understand the rules properly, so naturally, a few misunderstandings occurred between me and the admins. A few times I would take other people's email shows and create emails for it. I wasn't purposely doing anything wrong, I just didn't know any better at the time. When I was being told off for it, on my user page, I created "Other Character Email Mitchell" and turned myself into a Homestar Runner character. Many people were against this and a debate started on the discussion page as to whether or not my email show were to be deleted. Some users on the wiki defended my email show and it many users started their own. This new type of email show was soon labeled "Wiki User Emails" and even given it's own section.

Then more Wiki User-related stuff spread across the Fanstuff Wiki, but half of it wasn't even Homestar Runner-related and therefore disobeyed the rules of the Fanstuff Wiki.

''This summary is somewhat inaccurate and outdated, if someone could edit this to better fit how the Wiki User Wiki was created, it'd be much appreciated.''

== Media ==

This is my Wiki User stuff, starting with Wiki User Email Mitchell which is getting a brand new start.

=== Wiki User Wiki ===
[[File:QotW head cardgage.png|right]]
*[[1-Up Emails]] - 1-Up's original email show, rebooted and ready for questions.
*[[User:Mitchell/1-Up & Friends|1-Up & Friends]] - 1-Up's show for answering questions. The official replacement for 1-Up Emails.
*[[User:Mitchell/Mitchell's Spriting Shop|Mitchell's Spriting Shop]] - Mitchell's Spriting Shop, where you can request sprites in all different varieties of styles and bittages.
*[[User:Mitchell/Emails|Mitchell Emails]] - The remade version of the first Wiki User Email in existence. However, I'm not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of it.
*[[User:Mitchell/Answering Machine|Mitchell & Elly's Answering Machine]] - Mitchell's answering machine, though he very rarely checks his messages due to the fear that he may get a cursed message from the evil Homsar. Leave a message after the beep.

=== Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki ===
[[File:QotW head 1up.png|right]]
*[[HRFWiki:Other Character Email 1-Up|1-Up Emails]] - My favourite of all my fanstuff at the original Fanstuff Wiki. I was thinking about continuing it, but found that writing fan-fiction wasn't really my thing. I look back on it for nostalgic reasons.
*[[HRFWiki:Stinkoman 20X6: Virtual Genesis|Stinkoman 20X6: Virtual Genesis]] - My third attempt at a Stinkoman 20X6-based sprite comic which also failed to gain attentions, but was at a slightly higher quality then the previous two.
*[[HRFWiki:Pudding Perils|Pudding Perils]] - My second attempt at a sprite comic which failed to gain attention and was just as poorly made, if not worse, then my first sprite comic. I keep it up for archival reasons and the sake of nostalgia.

== Fun Facts ==

*Although, a majority of the stuff may begin with my name, most of my works on the Internet do not include me as a character at all. You could say, I'm just doing it here because everybody else is doing it.

Talk:An actual three word story

2010-12-31T05:29:44Z

Mitchell:

{{User:JCM/sig}} 01:31, 31 December 2010 (UTC)

Five out of #$%^ stars. -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] 05:29, 31 December 2010 (UTC)

User:Mitchell/Mitchell's Spriting Shop

2010-12-28T09:35:49Z

Mitchell:

__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__
<center>[[File:Mitchellsspritingshoptitle.png]]</center>

<center>Please give credit for all and any sprites created by Wiki User [[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]]. He puts his time and effort into each individual sprite and it'd be appreciated. With that said, here are my collection of sprites.</center>

== Progress Updates ==

*'''Tuesday, 28th of December 2010 -''' Haven't touched this place in a very long time. It's just been left here to collect dust. However, I'm in a spriting mood and don't know what to make so. Throw me your requests and I'll get to work -- also, I need to know which requests in the requests section you still want done. '''UPDATE:''' Just finished a sprite request I got ages ago out of boredom. Didn't take very long at all, maybe a few minutes. If adjustments are necesary, let me know, Raiku.

*'''Saturday, 14th of March 2009 -''' I haven't really been working on the sprite requests for a while, but I have recently been working on sprites that are somewhat Homestar Runner related. I have created them for a game I am making. I won't reveal much about the game, but it is going to be action/adventure based and will also allow two players to play simultaneously. It is good to know that the Wiki User Wiki is still active.

== Upcoming Sprites ==

This is the progress of the requests that I am presently fulfilling or have yet to get started on.

Red Text - Not Started. 
Blue Text - In Progress. 
Green Text - Almost complete.

*Alphamon Sprites

== Sprite Collection ==
=== Completed Sprites ===
<gallery>
Image:chernobogcustomsprite.png|Chernobog
File:Homestar_Runner_sprites.png|Homestar Runner/Strong Bad Sprites
File:Animated_cybuggy.gif|Animated Cybuggy
</gallery>

=== Incomplete Sprites ===

None as of yet.
=== Requests ===
Please request sprites underneath the line.
----
* You are a cool man, right? Then please to be making a [[:Image:ChernobogProfile.PNG|Chernobog]] sprite. Mega Man style, please. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 20:55, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:I wasn't sure which style you were referring to, so I made two versions of the 8-bit style, both of them are idle poses. If this is incorrect, please tell me and I will fix them as you please. -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] 04:47, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
*Picking up where this left off on HRFWiki, could you make me a few sprites of [[:Image:Alphamen.PNG|Alphamon]]? Style and bit count don't matter. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:35, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
**Well, for poses, he needs to be able to stand(obviously), walk, jump, and he needs 3 different swinging attacks. Don't worry about the weapon in the least. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:05, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
*Can you make a [[:Image:Cybuggy.png|Cybuggy]] sprite please? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 04:52, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
*Don't forget Strong Rad. [[Image:Strong Rad.png|right]] He doesn't have white eyes, rather, he has big black eyes instead and circular boxing gloves. Either Stinkoman 20X6 style, 50K Racewalker style, or any other H*R game style will do. {{User:StrongRad/sig}}

File:Animated cybuggy.gif

2010-12-28T07:42:36Z

Mitchell: Assuming this is the right file.

Assuming this is the right file.

File:Mitchellsspritingshoptitle.png

2010-12-28T03:44:46Z

Mitchell: Another title.

Another title.

Talk:Jay See Em Writes the Longest Page on the WUW

2010-12-27T09:25:26Z

Mitchell:

this is the secks {{user:girrbyte/sig}}

I could write longer, besides, you likely used cut and paste. --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 20:49, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
:oh hahahahah please tell me you're not being serious {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:38, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
:: I'm not being serious. --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 13:13, 6 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Why so serious, Batman? -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] 09:25, 27 December 2010 (UTC)

File:1upandfriends.png

2010-12-27T09:14:26Z

Mitchell: uploaded a new version of "File:1upandfriends.png": Remade.

The title for my upcoming Homestar Runner Fanstuff... which I posted on the Wiki User Wiki for obvious reasons.

WUW:Fanstuff of the Fortnight/Nominations

2010-12-27T08:06:58Z

Mitchell:

== [[Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000]] ==
{{FotF Nomination|Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000|Chwoka|Chwoka|03:58, 15 November 2010 (UTC)|Deserves to be nominated twice. Besides, the first tiem it won, Aussie Evil was "contributing" to Bell Quest.
|accepts=
# {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 03:58, 15 November 2010 (UTC)
# it has me in it so it's good by default -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 04:01, 15 November 2010 (UTC)
# it is significantly better than the other candidates {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 04:03, 15 November 2010 (UTC)
# <big><big><big><big><big>12</big></big></big></big></big> {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 06:37, 15 November 2010 (UTC)
# huhwhat people added something to here? Man. well, this is kinda old still but i nominate this
# '''Heck yeah!''' Give these people the "good prize" or the "not last place". Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000 deserves a million "Fanstuff of the Fortnight" Awards! -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] 08:06, 27 December 2010 (UTC)
|declines=
|comments=
}}
== [[:Image:Dog.jpg|Doggie]] ==
{{FotF Nomination|Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000|TheCheese|Raiku|06:47, 15 November 2010 (UTC)|Best thing on this hellhole.
|accepts=
# [[Image:Dog.jpg]] {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 06:37, 15 November 2010 (UTC)
|declines=
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}}

User:Mitchell

2010-12-27T07:39:31Z

Mitchell:

__NOEDITSECTION__ __NOTOC__
<center>[[File:Mitchellisanattentionseeker.png]]</center>

<center>Hello, my name is Mitchell and a little history lesson. I will start off by saying, I do not claim to have the "rights" to Wiki User-related media. In the description below. I merely explain that I believe that the Wiki User Wiki and the majority of it's contents was influenced by Wiki User Emails which I started by breaking the rules back at the Homestar Runner Fanastuff Wiki.</center>

== History ==
[[File:QotW head coachz.png|left]]
When I first joined the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki, I was kind of new to Homestar Runner and didn't understand the rules properly, so naturally, a few misunderstandings occurred between me and the admins. A few times I would take other people's email shows and create emails for it. I wasn't purposely doing anything wrong, I just didn't know any better at the time. When I was being told off for it, on my user page, I created "Other Character Email Mitchell" and turned myself into a Homestar Runner character. Many people were against this and a debate started on the discussion page as to whether or not my email show were to be deleted. Some users on the wiki defended my email show and it many users started their own. This new type of email show was soon labeled "Wiki User Emails" and even given it's own section.

Then more Wiki User-related stuff spread across the Fanstuff Wiki, but half of it wasn't even Homestar Runner-related and therefore disobeyed the rules of the Fanstuff Wiki.

''This summary is somewhat inaccurate and outdated, if someone could edit this to better fit how the Wiki User Wiki was created, it'd be much appreciated.''

== Media ==

This is my Wiki User stuff, starting with Wiki User Email Mitchell which is getting a brand new start.

=== Wiki User Wiki ===
[[File:QotW head cardgage.png|right]]
*[[User:Mitchell/1-Up & Friends|1-Up & Friends]] - 1-Up's show for answering questions. The official replacement for 1-Up Emails.
*[[User:Mitchell/Mitchell's Spriting Shop|Mitchell's Spriting Shop]] - Mitchell's Spriting Shop, where you can request sprites in all different varieties of styles and bittages.
*[[User:Mitchell/Emails|Mitchell Emails]] - The remade version of the first Wiki User Email in existence. However, I'm not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of it.
*[[User:Mitchell/Answering Machine|Mitchell & Elly's Answering Machine]] - Mitchell's answering machine, though he very rarely checks his messages due to the fear that he may get a cursed message from the evil Homsar. Leave a message after the beep.

=== Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki ===
[[File:QotW head 1up.png|right]]
*[[HRFWiki:Other Character Email 1-Up|1-Up Emails]] - My favourite of all my fanstuff at the original Fanstuff Wiki. I was thinking about continuing it, but found that writing fan-fiction wasn't really my thing. I look back on it for nostalgic reasons.
*[[HRFWiki:Stinkoman 20X6: Virtual Genesis|Stinkoman 20X6: Virtual Genesis]] - My third attempt at a Stinkoman 20X6-based sprite comic which also failed to gain attentions, but was at a slightly higher quality then the previous two.
*[[HRFWiki:Pudding Perils|Pudding Perils]] - My second attempt at a sprite comic which failed to gain attention and was just as poorly made, if not worse, then my first sprite comic. I keep it up for archival reasons and the sake of nostalgia.

== Fun Facts ==

*Although, a majority of the stuff may begin with my name, most of my works on the Internet do not include me as a character at all. You could say, I'm just doing it here because everybody else is doing it.