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Airstar Flyer Emails For Now/Forces?

2009-03-27T04:05:35Z

MikeControl: Created page with ''''AIRSTAR'S VOICE''':Previously On Airstar Emails, ''{Cut to Airstar hunched over his computer in a suit shirt.}'' '''AIRSTAR''':What's this? 10,00 DOLLARS FOR DRY CLEANING? W...'

'''AIRSTAR'S VOICE''':Previously On Airstar Emails,

''{Cut to Airstar hunched over his computer in a suit shirt.}''

'''AIRSTAR''':What's this? 10,00 DOLLARS FOR DRY CLEANING? WHAT THE HELL HAVE WE BEEN DRY CLEANING?!

''{Cut to The Chuck at the dry cleaners with Bubs handing bloody garments to him.}''

'''THE CHUCK''':These'll be cleaned, right?

'''BUBS''':If the price is right...

''{Cut to Airstar and Darknight talking in the computer room.}''

'''AIRSTAR''':So now we're buddies. DEAL WITH IT.

'''AIRSTAR''':The FDA is all up in my face about "food". So not good things are up.

MORE LATER!

Airstar Flyer Emails For Now

2009-03-27T03:53:25Z

MikeControl:

'''AIRSTAR''':Hey there, people. I'm Airstar Flyer. Remember me? Neither do I. Well, several months back, I was missing. But now for a shock-ing conclusion. In this wrap-up of the events of the past four months.

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Enjoy!

'''THE CHUCK''':Meh!

'''AIRSTAR''':E-Mails me on the talk page! Is the word "page" french? It sounds like one of those words french fries use. Yeah, I called French people French fries, this is America.

==Season (I actually forget what season i'm at) 1/2==
[[Airstar Flyer Emails For Now/Forces?|Really?]]-NO COMMENT!

[[Airstar Flyer Emails For Now/stressed|stressed]]-THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!

[[Airstar Flyer Emails For Now/Wrap Up|Wrap up]]-WRAPPIN' IT UP!

Airstar Flyer Emails For Now/stressed

2009-03-26T06:24:04Z

MikeControl:

''{We start with Airstar hunched over his computer with a suit shirt on and a loosened tie. He is using a calculator to calculate expenses and he is adjacent to three empty coffee cups and one full one.}''

'''AIRSTAR''':Oh, god. This recession is affecting me in the worse possible way. I'm so stressed. What's this? 10,00 DOLLARS FOR DRY CLEANING? WHAT THE HELL HAVE WE BEEN DRY CLEANING?!

''{Cut to The Chuck at the dry cleaners with Bubs handing bloody garments to him.}''

'''THE CHUCK''':These'll be cleaned, right?

'''BUBS''':If the price is right...

''{The Chuck slips him 100 dollars and he takes the clothes.}''

'''BUBS''':What happened to these anyway?

'''THE CHUCK''':Um, It's...lolipop stains...'cause I like those...and stuff.

'''BUBS''':You know, within the last three and a half years I have rarely seen you with a lolipop.

'''THE CHUCK''':Well. 1-Up Cheatachu had less ambitous plans for me. He wanted me to end up owning a hat store in Stuttchgart. Now i'm trading in bloody garments to be cleaned so I won't end up in the slammer. Guess 1-Up Cheatachu wanted me to be less lascivious.

'''BUBS''':Probably. Now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go look up "lascivious".

''{Cut back to Airstar.}''

'''AIRSTAR''':Oh god, I gotta check my E-Mail.

''{Airstar gets on his Cloudy and presses the icon.}''

'''AIRSTAR''':''{Singing like that guy from that song "Golddigger"}'' The Chuck took my money! WHEN I'M IN NEEED! Oh, he's a golddigger. Yes indeed.

<pre>Dear Airstar Flyer,
You may have tainted food in your house, and we must investigate!
Because we do business right. Don't mess around with the FDA!
'cause we gonna jack you up, and you ain't gonna get saved!
Your love, the FDA</pre>

'''AIRSTAR''':Oh, great. Now this! WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG?!

''{Zoom out to full view. Darknight walks in.}''

'''DARKNIGHT''':Hey there.

''{Airstar turns around.}''

'''AIRSTAR''':Hey.

'''DARKNIGHT''':You might want to elaborate to your viewer what's going on here.

'''AIRSTAR''':Oh, right. Well if it was August 2008 Darkni-oh, hold on, I get it now. You said my ''viewer'' would need to be explained to.

'''DARKNIGHT''':Yeah.

'''AIRSTAR''':OHH!

'''DARKNIGHT''':That was the joke.

'''AIRSTAR''':Yeah, because I have very low viewership.

'''DARKNIGHT''':Yep. You got it.

'''AIRSTAR''':Ahh. I see now. That's funny.

'''DARKNIGHT''':Yes, I would say so.

'''AIRSTAR''':Okay. Anyway let me start off at the exact letter I was last at. Ght walking into my room would be a bad thing and would lead to a convuluted semi-plot to go on for a season and a half. But not anymore because Darknight is my friend. We became friends after Darknight sudden;y stopped caring about the calendar dispute from the 1980's and Bono suddenly stopped caring about AIDS relief in Africa. So now we're buddies. DEAL WITH IT.

'''DARKNIGHT''':Actually we're not really buddies, more like good friends because, people might not realize this but I am a woman.

'''AIRSTAR''':Yeah.

'''DARKNIGHT''':So, what's up?

'''AIRSTAR''':Well, this recession is making my brain explode with tumors. And i'm not joking. Also, the FDA is all up in my face about "food". So not good things are up.

'''DARKNIGHT''':Cool. Wanna go get high?

''{Cut to Schoolstar standing next to the front door in the blimp.}''

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Any time now...

''{The doorbell rings.}''

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':I knew it!

''{Schoolstar opens the door to see a man in a dark suit climb in from the ladder.}''

'''MAN IN SUIT''':Hello. Is your life so sad that you've been waiting by the door for someone, just anyone to ring the bell so you could talk to somebody?

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':''{Looks down.}'' Yeah. How did you know?

'''MAN IN SUIT''':I use to be a Physcoanalyst. Then I became an FDA official after this one guy really freaked me out. He reminds me of you.

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Uh-huh. Who do you want? Because usually when someone in a suit comes in they're from some badass agency like the FBI or the CIA or at least the IRS. But you're from...the Food and Drug Administration.

'''FDA OFFICIAL''':Yes. I'm Agent Silas Russle. FDA. And i'm here to raid your fridge for any...illegal or...tainted food...and we might eat them to make sure...they aren't...tainted.

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Okay. Do you have a warrant?

'''FDA OFFICIAL''':I have a note from my mother warranting me to do this.

''{Hands him note.}''

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Okay. This seem legit. Raid away. Although I think the Peanut Butter has Salmonella.

'''SILAS RUSSLE''':Okay. I'm going in.

''{Cut to Silas raiding the fridge.}''

'''SILAS RUSSLE''':Uh, there's a chicken pot pie, ''{Stands up with Chicken pot pie in hand.}'' that may be contaminated I must inspect this with my mouth.

''{Homestar comes in.}''

'''HOMESTAR''':Hey, Schoolstar.

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Hello.

'''HOMESTAR''':What is thus guy named Silas doing here and what's with his weird name?

'''SILAS''':''{Mouth full}'' My name's Silas and i'm from the ''{Unintelligible}''

'''HOMESTAR''':Yeah you are. Now I was wondering if I could borrow this blimp. I want to impress girls at the library with it.

'''SCHOOLSTAR'''Use my BMW.

''{Tosses him the keys.}''

'''HOMESTAR''':Thanks. Now i'm gonna go get my license from the DMV.

''{Speeds off.}''

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Auh! Uh...I don't care anymore. I don't really care about anything anymore.

''{Cut to Darknight and Airstar watching TV.}''

'''AIRSTAR''':This show sucks.

'''VOICE FROM TV''':Oh, Maria! I like saying your name over and over again!

'''AIRSTAR''':Change it.

''{Darknight changes it.}''

'''PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA'S VOICE FROM TV''':Based on mutual interest, and mutual respect.

'''AIRSTAR''':Next!

''{Silas busts into the room holding a cheese grader.}''

'''SILAS''':THIS IS THE FDA, FREEZE OR I'LL...GRADE YOU! They, they don't give us a gun. Now, I know you're trafficking illegal...potatoes. From Mexico. That is actually a crime, believe it or not.

'''AIRSTAR''':Uh, I don't have potatoes...uh, are you crazy? ''{Starts sweating.}''

''{Coach Z walks in with a jacket on.}''

'''COACH Z''':Uh, hey. Do you got any..."potatoes"?

'''AIRSTAR'''Uh, dude, what are you talking about? I don't have any potatoes!

'''SILAS''':Than what are...''{Ducks down and pulls bag of potatoes out from unde couch.}'' THESE?

''{To be continued...the paper comes down.}''

Airstar Flyer Emails For Now/Wrap Up

2009-03-16T14:06:26Z

MikeControl:

''{We start at the Cloudy sitting at the table covered in dust and rust and bugs and bones. We zoom out to see the entire room with stains on the carpet and split signs that say "Flyer/Bland 08" on them. Airstar walks into the room and sits down at the table. Zoom in. He wipes off the dust, rust, bugs and bones and clicks on the icon that says "Post-Purge Email Time" and opens it up.}''

'''AIRSTAR''':Wow. Four months. Let's see the email.

''{The text "0 EMAILS" flickers back at him.}''

'''AIRSTAR''':Oh. Well, then i'll tell you what has happened in the last four months. Let's do this!

''{He turns around and faces the camera as it zooms out.}''

'''AIRSTAR''':Four months ago, let's see...

''{Flashback goes to four months ago in July 2008. Schoolstar is talking to Homsar44withpie in the living room.}''

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':We may have defeated the Anti-Airstars and freed his folks, but we still don't know where he is! He's needed for his campaign for the King of Town!

'''HOMSAR44WITHPIE''':Yep. But how do we find out where he is? It's time for a SUPER-ULTRA-ALPHA-DOG-SEARCH-O-RAMA-2008!

''{A graphic splashes onto the screen with bright colors with those words on it. Cut to Schoolstar and H44WP as well as The Chuck talking to Bubs.}''

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Bubs, you know anything?

'''BUBS''':I know where he is. I'm one of the guys who hid him away in the first place.

'''THE CHUCK''':Get him!

''{The Chuck jumps on him and tap dances on his face.}''

'''BUBS''':AHH! WHAT THE? YOU STUPID-FREAKIN' WORM PEICE OF ''{He wacks The Chuck off of his face.}''I'll never tell you!

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Oh....really?

'''BUBS''':Yes.

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':oOoOoOoH REALLY?!

'''BUBS''':YES!

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Oh. Then we're screwed.

'''HOMSAR44WITHPIE''':Don't talk like that, there's always hope.

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Yes We Can.

''{Coach Z walks up to the stand.}''

'''COACH Z''':Oh, hellor there.

'''AIRSTAR''':''{Voiceover}'' Long story short, after they battled laser sharks they rescued me at the bottom of the sea.

''{Cut to Schoolstar, The Chuck and Homsar44withpie in scuba diving outfits wacking sharks with lasers coming out of their mouths underwater.}''

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Take that, and THIS!

''{He wacks all the laser sharks at once, and they silently sink to the tune of a sad song. Then, the gang swims nearby to a small room at the bottom of the sea. They go to the door and attempt to open it.}''

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Thing's stuck. The Chuck, hand me that paper clip!

'''THE CHUCK''':What paper clip?

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Uh, that bottle of old Marley.

'''THE CHUCK''':I don't know what you're talking about!

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':HAND ME THAT HAIR CURLER!

'''HOMSAR44WITHPIE''':Here.

''{He hands him a hair curler.}''

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Um...thanks.

''{Schoolstar jams the hair curler into the lock and the door opens, and water starts puring in. They get into the room fast and close the door to where they are only waist deep in water. They see Airstar sitting unconscience in a chair with a ripped shirt and stubble.}''

'''THE CHUCK''':Airstar!

''{Airstar wakes up and sees them.}''

'''AIRSTAR''':Uh...''(Cough)'' hey. Get me outta here...

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Don't worry, we will!

''{Schoolstar puts a scarf on.}''

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Because as friends we worked together to find you, as a whole we-

'''AIRSTAR''':Stop bein' so freakin' preppy and get me outta here!

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':Oh, right.

''{Cut back to Airstar at a podium with seven American flags behind him.}''

'''AIRSTAR''':And then, I had to get back on the campaign trail for King of Town in 2008. If you don't recall me running for King, I announced so in September of 2007. So, I had to head on to the convention.

''{Cut to a stage in the middle of the athletic field with several greek columns and a podium and a crowd of twenty people.}''

'''AIRSTAR''':And on the last day of the Democratic Kingship Convention in FCUSA I gave my nomination acceptance speech to a crowd of twenties.

''{Cut to Airstar at the podium.}''

'''AIRSTAR''':I can guarantee you, myself, and my running mate Mr. Bland will bring some things to the Gray Castle!

'''HOMESTAR''':Woo!

'''MARZIPAN''':Yay!

'''POM-POM''':''{Bubbles exictedly)''

'''STRONG BAD'''Yeah!

'''THE CHUCK''':Yay!

'''AIRSTAR''':''{Voiceover}'' I had picked a great running mate. Alot better then the King's choice. Champeen. She was a trainwreck. Anyway, after months of hard campaigning and grueling debates. November 4, 2008.

''{Cut to Airstar, The Chuck,Schoolstar and Mr.Bland sitting around their TV in the living room with Flyer/Bland signs everywhere and a banner that says "CONGRATULATIONS KING-ELECT FLYER!"}''

'''AIRSTAR''':I hope we can use that banner!

'''ANNOUNCER''':''{On TV}'' We are still waiting for a few districts in concessionstantinople to report but let me give you an electoral update. The King/Champeen ticket is in a dead heat with the Flyer/Bland ticket. Both have 60 electoral votes with 70 to win. So, let's-i'm sorry, we have some news to report, Concessionstantinople is being called for The King of Town. ''{All four gain disouraged faces.}''That gives the ticket a total of 70 electoral votes, meaning that the King of Town will serve a third term as the 43rd King of FCUSA.

'''AIRSTAR''':ARRGRHHH!

'''SCHOOLSTAR''':NOOOO!

'''MR BLAND''':Ohhh...noo...

'''THE CHUCK''':MERHHEHEHEEGH!!!

'''THE ANOUNCER''':We also can now project that the 44th President of the United States will be Barack Obama.

'''ALL FOUR''':''{Loud cheering}''

''{Cut to the stage from earlier. Airstar walks out onto the stage and to the podium thirty-five people cheer loudly.}''

'''AIRSTAR''':Thank you, thank you. Tonight, we congratulate...the King of Town...urrghh...I can't do this...we're all screwed now!

''{Loud cheering, cuts back to Airstar at desk with Cloudy}''

'''AIRSTAR''':And now, here we are. It's March 2009, and Airstar Emails is being continued. Now, we've had hiatuses, four to be exact, but this one was forced. But now that the brain-geniuses at the Fanstuff Wiki Purge thing are doing such a cracker-jack job I can't even remember what the number email I was at OR season. It's been seven freaking months and they still don't have it up?! What the crap is wrong with them?! I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE! But, hopefully all that hard work that MikeControl and 1-Up Cheatachu had done isn't lost forever, right? I mean, come on. Then all you would have is your memories. But anyway...we're back. With the same loathable characters. Hooray.

''{The paper comes down}''

User:MikeControl

2009-03-15T21:03:14Z

MikeControl:

Hey, there! It's me, the double M! I mean, the single M...

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