<center><big><big><big><big>'''''ZAREL E-MAILS'''''</big></big></big></big> 
<big>Yellow dragon action is back</big></center>

Back in 2010, Zarel checked his emails. Two years later, he returns...to do just that.

And two years following, he's back again.

==E-Mail List==

<blockquote class=zarel2>
<div>ZarelMails: Email List</div>
'''Scroll Theme of the Time:''' 
'''ZAREL:''' ''{quickly raps}'' Zarel is back; he's the master of disaster! Or at least the master of sitting through disasters! 
'''Current Computer:''' Roomy-Vac 

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===2014===
49. [[Zarel Emails/49|olympics]] 
48. [[Zarel Emails/48|the un-checked]] 
47. [[Zarel Emails/47|sbemails]] 
46. [[Zarel Emails/46|flute]] 
45. [[Zarel Emails/45|ultimatum]] '''new!''' 
44. [[Zarel Emails/44|crossover]] 
43. [[Zarel Emails/43|secrets]] 
42. [[Zarel Emails/42|catchphrase]] 
41. [[Zarel Emails/41|band]] 
40½. [[Zarel Emails/40andahalf|ultimatum trailer]] 
40. [[Zarel Emails/40|your universe]] 
39. [[Zarel Emails/39|exercise]] 
38. [[Zarel Emails/38|deleted]] 
37. [[Zarel Emails/37|shmallows]] 
36. [[Zarel Emails/36|bubs]] 
35. [[Zarel Emails/35|the worst]] 

===2012===
34. [[Zarel Emails/34|disguise]] 
33. [[Zarel Emails/33|IOU]] 
32. [[Zarel Emails/32|strong bad]] 
31. [[Zarel Emails/31|drafted]] 
30. [[Zarel Emails/30|arrest]] 
29. [[Zarel Emails/29|no mail]] 
28. [[Zarel Emails/28|not a dragon?]] 
27. [[Zarel Emails/27|sports]] 
26. [[Zarel Emails/26|worst present]] 
25. [[Zarel Emails/25|warranty]] 
24. [[Zarel Emails/24|cookies and cousins]] 
23. [[Zarel Emails/23|superhero]] 
22. [[Zarel Emails/22|movie]] 

===2010===
21. [[Zarel Emails/21|monster man]] 
20. [[Zarel Emails/20|chemistry]] 
19. [[Zarel Emails/19|spring cleaning]] 
18. [[Zarel Emails/18|dragon rally]] 
17. [[Zarel Emails/17|foxx]] 
16. [[Zarel Emails/16|zarel of town]] 
15. [[Zarel Emails/15|travel]] 
14. [[Zarel Emails/14|jorbs]] 
13. [[Zarel Emails/13|anime]] 
12. [[Zarel Emails/12|stealing]] 
11. [[Zarel Emails/11|music]] 
10. [[Zarel Emails/10|dream house]] 
9. [[Zarel Emails/9|art]] 
8. [[Zarel Emails/8|der cheat]] ''rewritten'' 
7. [[Zarel Emails/7|dragon questiones]] ''rewritten'' 
6. [[Zarel Emails/6|robot]] ''rewritten'' 
5. [[Zarel Emails/5|games]] ''rewritten'' 
4. [[Zarel Emails/4|spelunking]] ''rewritten'' 
3. [[Zarel Emails/3|billion dollars]] ''rewritten'' 
2. [[Zarel Emails/2|style]] ''rewritten'' 
1. [[Zarel Emails/1|love limerick]] ''rewritten'' 

===Extra Stuff===
*[[Zarel Emails/Running Gags|Running Gags]]
*[[Zarel Emails/Fanstuff|Fan Content]]
</blockquote>

==Computer Archive==
===The Roomy-Vac (Emails 25-)===
''"The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No? "'' - [http://hrwiki.org/wiki/Compy_Catalog Compy Catalog]

The Roomy-Vac is a house-sized computer made by Compy, Inc. It features a built-in printer, an 8-inch monitor, a front door for easy access, and apparently contains several rooms. It costs $240,999.99.

===Various Computers Located in Strong Bad's House (Emails 21-24)===
''"Alright, look. You've already used my Compé and The Cheat's thing-a-ma-bobber, and we're kinda running out of options here. How long are you going to go on this computer vagabonded-ness?" - Strong Bad, [[Zarel Emails/23|superhero]]

After the Cappy was blown up in ZMail 20, Zarel had to rely on Strong Bad and his family for computer usage. The following were used:

*[[Zarel Emails/24|cookies and cousins]] - Strong Mad's "computer"
*[[Zarel Emails/23|superhero]] - Polish Block from "other days"
*[[Zarel Emails/22|movie]] - Monosodium Dreams
*[[Zarel Emails/21|monster man]] - Compé

===Cappy DT8 (Emails 1-20)===

''"The Cappy DT8. Get ahead in life with the Cappy."''

Zarel's first computer. The Cappy is a relatively old computer from the early 2000s, but still works efficiently. It can play games, surf the web, and most importantly, check email.

The Cappy was blown up in [[/20|chemistry]], along with Zarel's house. Oddly enough, the printer that prints The Paper survived.

==Scroll Theme Archive==
*'''ZAREL:''' ''{quickly raps}'' Zarel is back; he's the master of disaster! Or at least the master of sitting through disasters! (Emails 45- )
*'''ZAREL:''' Woah, didn't see you guys there! Who were you again? (Email overhauls)
*'''ZAREL:''' Might as well just come on and give in, 'cause this is a computer that I live in! (Emails 25-34)
*''{Cut to the Office, there is a note on a corkboard with the email titles. Zarel is in the background typing on his work computer.}'' (Emails 20-24)
*'''ZAREL:''' Hoo! Yeah! Can't scroll far! Hoo! Yeah! It's wunderbar! (Emails 14-19)
*'''ZAREL:''' Hello? ''{knocks on screen a bit}'' Scroll Buttons? (Emails 1-13)

==Page Titles==
*''What be this?'' (Email 40½)
*''Roomy-Vac!'' - (Emails 26-40, 41- )
*''Oh my goodness graphics!'' - (Email 25)
*''Strong Mad's Computer thing!'' - (Email 24)
*''Block!'' - (Email 23)
*''Monosodium Dreams!'' - (Email 22)
*''Com-pay!'' - (Email 21)
*''Dappy TC-Ate!'' - (Email 20)
*''Cappy DT8!'' - (Emails 1-19)

==Inbox==

Drop an email for Zarel [[/Inbox|here.]]

==Randomize==

''{Upon clicking the option, Zarel clicks a key that makes his computer roulette through the available emails. To stop, he raises a fist and slams the keyboard to make it stop.}''

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Lucian Summers:

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Lucian Summers:

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Lucian Summers:

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Lucian Summers:

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{{Usermod|"And I smell like wet tech support, with a hint of onion!"}}

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Anyway, the name's Lucian, and yes, I'm settling on that name. No more name changes left and right; I'm no longer the dump-assed teenager/adolescent I was 7 years ago. Those times are over. The good times, however, are not.

So why have I come back here? Well, after watching some Homestar Runner again, I'd thought about my old email show. No, not ''that'' one. The [[Zarel Emails|actually halfway decent one.]] It was the one time I felt like I'd slightly nailed the Homestar Runner writing style, and I actually enjoyed writing it. At this point though, I'd like to not re-boot, but go back and trim the weeds out of the previous Zarel Emails, then go to writing some brand new ones for the aught-fourteen!

==Stuff I Make and Things==
*[[/Toons|Toons]] - May not or may not be animated!
*[[/Characters|Characters]] - Meet the team. No...not that team.
*[[Zarel Emails|The Zarel Lewis E-Mail Show]] - An old HRFWiki thing. Now rise from your grave! Takes place in the H*R Universe.
*[[The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed]] - Another old HRFWiki thing I made.
*[[Lucian's Stupid Smash Bros. Concept]] - My concept for a Smash Bros game.
*[[In Which Lucian Aids and Abets Claspect Discussion of Twitch Plays Pokemon Characters]] - wat

==My Quotes of the Whenever==

This uses a Userbox for now until if and/or when the QOTW template is fixed.

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[[/QuoteArchives|Archives]]

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==Dude==
Get this fact through your thick skull; you are you. No one else. Understand? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:OF COUSE I AM MYSELF. HAHA. JUST COME WITH THE MAN IN WHITE SO WE CAN REPORT TO LEX. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 00:02, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
::Diplomatic immunity much. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

== Please stop your efforts. ==

You are besmirching our name by calling out representatives that already have showed support if not aligned with us and are creating trouble that is bringing a negative reputation among not only Emperor Lex's, but all of our nations as well. I advise you stop before we show you how we hand chop our french fries...Personally. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:02, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, McDonalds head Chaos. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 03:29, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
::I AM TO BE REFERRED TO AS MAC TONIGHT THANK YOU SIR {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 04:14, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

== hey melon guess what ==

tv tropes sucks {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:i like tv tropes actually {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 19:27, 31 August 2010 (UTC)
::bell im just trollin' {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Wait... ==

You jerk off to world of warcraft? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:UMPH {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 17:46, 3 September 2010 (UTC)
::yeah well i jack off to pictures of maggie thatcher

::http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/Margaret_Thatcher.png/225px-Margaret_Thatcher.png

::you do not even want to know how many times i honked my horn to that one

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:57, 3 September 2010 (UTC)
:::<nowiki>*</nowiki>fapfapfap* {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 18:49, 3 September 2010 (UTC)

== Your birthday ==

Enjoy. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

[[Image:Magatama.png]]

== ADAM ANT ==

i love you and i want to bear your children {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:34, 9 April 2011 (UTC)
:I LIKE FOES WHO GET TO KNOW ME
:SO THEY CAN BE ADMIRERS OF MY ENEMY {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 22:59, 9 April 2011 (UTC)

== FUNNYJUNK ==

i hate you and i want to bear your hatebabies {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 00:05, 10 April 2011 (UTC)

== Just comin' back to say ==

Devo is cool.

CRACK THAT WHIP! {{User:Remolay/sig}} 00:03, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Also I love that joke.

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== It's been a long time ==

In response to your post on the 8th of May on my talk page: Sorry, who are you? Apologies, but it's been so long. Mind a link to the Blogspot comment you saw? --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 17:00, 3 July 2011 (UTC)

== Aha, that's funny. ==

According to your talk page, you consider yourself a member of my empire.

Yet I also see that you've allied with the enemy.

Explain yourself.

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:43, 18 May 2012 (UTC)
:fok u

:u butt {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::I see how it is.

::I am now officially imposing sanctions upon you.

::I hope you realized what you have just done.

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:05, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

== You have Source Filmmaker and I don't. ==

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le trolololololololololollololo YOU MAD??? LE MEME XDDDDD LE 9GAG LE LE LE LE TROLL {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:Holy {{YouTube|81KxQbDFa5o}}. I just looked at my steam library and I has the Source Filmmaker.

== "DIE CIS SCUM. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE" ==

A genderqueer tumblr blogger is at the supermarket, having used up her daily allotment of social interaction on making the dangerous trek through crowds of people. The cashier has just begun scanning their items, and says “Did you find everything alright, miss?”

The genderqueer is triggered, their Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrome (self-diagnosed of course, but the medical system is run by white cis people so don’t say self-diagnoses isn’t valid) bringing up other horrible times in their lives when complete strangers didn’t read their mind and find out what pronoun they preferred today. They note their own forehead veins did not throb Anime-style, making a mental note to make a post about how ableist Anime artists are too people who don’t have veins close to the surface.

“YOU TRIGGERED ME! DIE CIS SCUM!” They say, and stab the cashier with a knife. Blood is everywhere, and he succumbs to the stabbing wound in his chest.

The other shoppers and cashiers look on in horror, as the genderqueer turns to them, empowered. Something dark and terrible begins to flicker in the genderqueer’s eyes.

“Cis people, if you aren’t scum, you have nothing to fear.” And the blogger smiles as the screams begin.

“But what are cis people?” One of the scum says as she is murdered.

The genderqueer says “It’s not my job to educate you.”

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 10:52, 12 August 2012 (UTC)
:i dont tag for epilepsy and triggers on my tumblr to see people get butthurt {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::i follow riley and a fuckload of other social justice blogs just to see their delicious rage at random things {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:18, 12 August 2012 (UTC)
:::do you mean ihopericksantorum because that isnt actually a social blog lol its a troll
:::his main account is vaspim hes p cool {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::::nah mang i'm talking about ricksantorum-2012.tumblr.com
::::i mean, he's probably a troll because no one can be that fuckin retarded but i don't care because he's hilarious {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:01, 12 August 2012 (UTC)
:::::wow yeah thats def a troll {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::::::definitely a 10/10 though
::::::he even managed to give "dumbthingswhitepplsay" a personal breakdown which was hilarious {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:10, 13 August 2012 (UTC)

== NEW EWIKI!!! ==

http://ewiki.necrowizard.elementfx.com/ [[User:Dagoth|Dagoth]] 01:29, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

== You sir, are win. ==

I don't have a trophy, however.

Have a sandwich.

http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/racist-IFWT.png

{{User:Raiku/siggy}} 23:00, 18 September 2012 (UTC)
:thx {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

== i love you ==

but at the same time, i wanna kill you

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:08, 19 December 2012 (UTC)
:yes i did {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

== thought you may like this ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgLzrTPkdgI&list=FLifnAViM462TW7AGcyseYpg&feature=mh_lolz {{User:StroHersh/sig}}
:I love it but how come the tiny men with two legs and funny helmets have no arms {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

== i just noticed ==

how obvious it was that CP was a fake.

you were named Dan and she was named Danielle

nice creativity {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:34, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:originally he said they were twins

:and after he admitted to it I always imagined that Danielle was some sort of schizophrenic personality developed by him like Sakubo in .hack {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:35, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::it is

::melon confided to me that cow puncher is in fact a real sentient being

::she just exists as one of his split personalities {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:39, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::which is actually pretty badass if I do say so myself {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:41, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

== come back my love ==

i miss you {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:04, 14 November 2013 (UTC)
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== Spoken from the man who created rule 1.2 ==

[6:18 PM] Teddy Maz, Paranormal Investigator: but dane is wrong and you didn't break 1.2
Images are assets to fanstuffs, but are not in of themselves fanstuffs; to that effect, in the event that an image was not created by the person who uploaded it they can lay no claim to it and it is everybody's asset to use

Therefore, I did nothing wrong by restoring Well.

Thank you, good sir. {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 02:23, 8 February 2014 (UTC)
:fuck you raiku you condescending cunt {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
I know what you're doing, Dane. Causing shit with me simply because of your stupid grudge. If you have a problem with me, confront me directly, don't be a child about it. {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 01:01, 9 February 2014 (UTC)
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2014-03-11T22:36:06Z

Lucian Summers: /* Transcript */

'''Zarel E-Mail #44'''

Zarel gets challenged to a brawl by another email checker. Co-written by [[User:ProhibitTheBastard|ProhibitTheBastard]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Pter, Barry Bird, Boss Boo, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Sad

'''Places:''' The Roomy-Vac, Barry's Living Room,

==Transcript==

'''ZAREL:''' There was this one time, an email walked up to me, and then I slapped it in the face.

<blockquote class="zarel2">
<div>subj: hi</div>
Dear Zarel, 
 
YO ZAREL! I HAVE A BETTER EMAIL SHOW THAN YOU! 
You suck! Let's brawl! 
 
MEET ME AT 6TH STREET, BARRY BIRD! 
p.s. what is your favorite well iunno video game genre
</blockquote>

''{Zarel shouts every bit in caps, and says "Meet me at 6th street, Barry Bird" as if he's saying it to someone, and ignores the postscript bit}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Woah woah woah. You meaning to tell me there are actually other people knocking off Strong Bad's show? I mean, besides me and Homestar Runner?

'''PTER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Actually... ''{Pan out to show Pter next to Zarel.}'' Lots of people did this back around 2004 and so. In fact in 2007 we had someone-

''{Zarel angrily grabs Pter by the collar}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{through his teeth, punctuating every word}'' We. ''Don't.'' Talk about that.

'''PTER:''' Okay, jeez. ''{starts floating offscreen}'' Not like it won't be coming up soon anyway.

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Alright, so there were email shows back then. I just didn't expect there'd be someone else doing it in 2014. Wait a sec, what do you mean my show sucks and yours is better? Oh, it's ''on.'' I'll take your challenge, Mr. Barry Bird. Just you wait. ''{Zarel leaves.}''

''{scene cuts to Barry's computer room with Barry Bird in the computer}''

'''BARRY:''' To sum it up, there is such thing as a crapper. What with all the toilets go for the- ''{doorbell rings}'' Huh, I bet it's pizza! Also, I never remembered having a doorbell. Probably the Mormon guy installed it. ''{leaves as he screen cuts to Barry's living room, and he walks across the room to get the door, and opens it}'' Hello?

'''VOICE:''' Package for Mr. Bird.

'''BOSS BOO:''' ''{walks in}'' What are you doing, Barry, you have work to do! Break's over!

'''BARRY:''' Hey. I thought this is break time. I'm 1 minute in for this 10 minute break?

'''BOSS BOO:''' Oh, that break would belong to yo momma!

''{audience laugh track plays as ''Seinfeld'' music play with Barry looking disgusted and the words say the following:}''

'''ZAREL VS. BARRY WILL BE BACK AFTER THESE WORDS'''

''{then screen cuts to black}''

''{screen cuts to a green screen that says the following:}''

<div style="border:0px solid #000; padding: 2em; color: #FFF; background-color: #42CC00; width: 600px; text-align:center">'''THE FOLLOWING <big>PREVIEW</big> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR''' 
<big>'''EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!'''</big> 
'''BY THE MOTION PICTURE GUY OF FREE COUNTRY USA'''</div>

''{screen cuts to Homestar and Strong Bad in an unknown background as Zack Hemsey's Mind Heist from the 3rd trailer of ''Inception'' plays}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We have dreams! We dream of a ''{scene cuts to the corn field with halos on top of each corn}'' HOLY CROP!

''{The following words appear:}''

'''FROM THE CREATORS OF HOMESTAR RUNNER''' 
<big>'''THE BROTHERS CHAPS'''</big>

''{and the words appear:}''

'''AND DIRECTED BY''' 
<big>'''UWE BOLL''' 
'''MICHAEL BAY''' 
'''ROLAND EMMERICH''' 
'''M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN''' 
'''FRIEDBERG AND SELTZER''' 
'''QUAD CITY DJs''' 
'''AND''' 
'''CHARLES BARKLEY'''</big>

''{scene cuts to the field with Strong Bad falling from the cliff}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' NOOOOOOOOOOO! Ho ho!

''{scene cuts to Strong Bad's computer room with Strong Bad typing his Compe}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I! DON'T! SOUND! ANGRY! AT! ALL!

''{the words appear:}''

<big>'''STRONG BAD'''</big>

''{scene cuts to the Brother Strongs' bathroom}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' What smells? It smells like-

''{as the music comes to an end, the words appear:}''

<big><big><big>'''INCRAPSION'''</big></big></big>

''{scene cuts to Homestar and Strong Bad in an unknown background}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' That's a good show.

'''STRONG BAD:''' No it's not!

''{the words appear:}''

<big><big><big>'''NOT COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU AT ALL'''</big></big></big>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' NO! MORE! RELIGION!

''{the words appear with the Announcer saying the following:}''

'''NOW BACK TO ZAREL VS. BARRY'''

''{scene cuts back to Barry's living room}''

'''BARRY:''' ''{singing}'' I got a package. ''{normal voice}'' I wonder who it is...

''{Barry opens the package to find Zarel's head inside, stacked upon all his other body parts.}''

'''ZAREL:''' Great cripes, they need to put air holes in that freakin' box next time! ''{looks at Barry}'' Oh, hey there.

'''BARRY:''' Hi there, how's it goin'... uh... stranger?

'''ZAREL:''' Stranger? I'm Zarel. You know, the one you challenged to the brawl or something?

2014-02-28T08:12:06Z

Lucian Summers:

'''Pter''' is [[User:Lucian Summers/Characters/Pter|this guy]], but he's a robot now. Pter's body was frozen in 2046 to protect him from the Zombie Uprising that happened on March 31st at 2:03 PM, and was unfrozen in 2132. However, due to his body being rather weak and frail, current-era technologies were able to digitize his brain and memory and put it in an android body, meaning he still holds memories of his life when he was a squishy organic being, but doesn't quite hold them dear because being an android is kickass. Because of this, Pter is a little less humble as an android, but he still retains his initial personality. He has not, however, received any hardware upgrades, and thus, is a bit obsolete for his time. Space Pope only knows why he's still kicking around; either he smiles down upon him, or torments him with his approximately two-centuries behind in competence.

Leviathan/characters/archive/Pter

2014-02-28T08:09:53Z

Lucian Summers:

2014-02-28T07:55:32Z

Lucian Summers:

{{DISPLAYTITLE:Pter is like the amount of licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ}}

{{Usermod|"And I smell like wet tech support, with a hint of onion!"}}

Anyway, the name's Lucian, and yes, I'm settling on that name. No more name changes left and right; I'm no longer the dump-assed teenager/adolescent I was 7 years ago. Those times are over. The good times, however, are not.

So why have I come back here? Well, after watching some Homestar Runner again, I'd thought about my old email show. No, not ''that'' one. The [[Zarel Emails|actually halfway decent one.]] It was the one time I felt like I'd slightly nailed the Homestar Runner writing style, and I actually enjoyed writing it. At this point though, I'd like to not re-boot, but go back and trim the weeds out of the previous Zarel Emails, then go to writing some brand new ones for the aught-fourteen!

==Stuff I Make and Things==
*[[/Toons|Toons]] - May not or may not be animated!
*[[/Characters|Characters]] - Meet the team. No...not that team.
*[[Zarel Emails|The Zarel Lewis E-Mail Show]] - An old HRFWiki thing. Now rise from your grave! Takes place in the H*R Universe.
*[[The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed]] - Another old HRFWiki thing I made.
*[[Lucian's Stupid Smash Bros. Concept]] - My concept for a Smash Bros game.

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