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Leviathan/characters/archive/K-Bot

2014-03-04T05:49:39Z

Kirbychu: there, backstory

== Bio ==

K-Bot is a human-based android member of the Leviathan X crew, where he acts as head mechanic. He also is often a member of the landing party during missions. Despite being an android, he outwardly appears to be human. He was designed as a maintenance-bot, so he lacks any internal weapon systems. However, he is an excellent mechanic, and is capable of memorizing and storing more information than any human can. He also has waterproof, shock resistant "skin", making him somewhat more resilient than an average human.

Personality-wise, K-Bot is a generally friendly, kind person. As he was built as a personal assistant-type android, he is specifically programmed to be incapable of being rude to others, going so far as to call everyone he meets sir or madame. However, his emotional programming is capable of overpowering this rule, leading him to sometimes act snide and sarcastic. As he is fairly new to human-like emotions, he is often either very overwhelmed or very underwhelmed by new experiences. As he was initially built to do nothing but cleaning and repair jobs, he is very timid when it comes to combat situations.
== Past Life ==

K-Bot was originally constructed as one of a large number of similar maintenance androids. His name originated from him being "Model K" of the maintenance-bot line. He began his life as a simple, mindless work robot, with no form of free thought or personality.

K-Bot was purchased by a starship mechanic to act as his personal assistant. In attempt to make him into a more reliable worker, hos owner created a rudimentary personality core for him, giving him his limited range of emotions. He was later recruited for the position of head mechanic of the Leviathan by Jaxx, as he felt a sentient android who was already trained as a starship mechanic would be best suited for the job.

Leviathan/characters/archive/K-Bot

2014-01-17T09:51:19Z

Kirbychu:

== Bio ==

K-Bot is a human-based android member of the Leviathan X crew, where he acts as head mechanic. He also is often a member of the landing party during missions. Despite being an android, he outwardly appears to be human. He was designed as a maintenance-bot, so he lacks any internal weapon systems. However, he is an excellent mechanic, and is capable of memorizing and storing more information than any human can. He also has waterproof, shock resistant "skin", making him somewhat more resilient than an average human.

Personality-wise, K-Bot is a generally friendly, kind person. As he was built as a personal assistant-type android, he is specifically programmed to be incapable of being rude to others, going so far as to call everyone he meets sir or madame. However, his emotional programming is capable of overpowering this rule, leading him to sometimes act snide and sarcastic. As he is fairly new to human-like emotions, he is often either very overwhelmed or very underwhelmed by new experiences. As he was initially built to do nothing but cleaning and repair jobs, he is very timid when it comes to combat situations.
== Past Life ==

K-Bot was originally constructed as one of a large number of similar maintenance androids. His name originated from him being "Model K" of the maintenance-bot line. He began his life as a simple, mindless work robot, with no form of free thought or personality.

The rest of his backstory is currently being developed.

Leviathan/characters/archive/K-Bot

2014-01-17T04:55:24Z

Kirbychu:

== Bio ==

K-Bot is a human-based android member of the Leviathan X crew, where he acts as head mechanic. He also is often a member of the landing party during missions. Despite being an android, he outwardly appears to be human. He was designed as a maintenance-bot, so he lacks any internal weapon systems. However, he is an excellent mechanic, and is capable of memorizing and storing more information than any human can. He also has waterproof, shock resistant "skin", making him somewhat more resilient than an average human.

Personality-wise, K-Bot is a generally friendly, kind person. As he was built as a personal assistant-type android, he is specifically programmed to be incapable of being rude to others, going so far as to call everyone he meets sir or madame. However, his emotional programming is capable of overpowering this rule, leading him to sometimes act snide and sarcastic. As he is fairly new to human-like emotions, he is often either very overwhelmed or very underwhelmed by new experiences. As he was initially built to do nothing but cleaning and repair jobs, he is very timid when it comes to combat situations.
== Past Life ==

K-Bot was originally constructed as one of a large number of similar maintenance androids. His name originated from him being "Model K" of the maintenance-bot line. He began his life as a simple, mindless work robot, with no form of free thought or personality, but he was eventually upgraded by his owner to have free will and emotions. After years of learning to act as a human, he was released by his owner to try and make a life of his own. He eventually found his way to the Leviathan X, where his maintenance-bot origins got him a job as the ship's mechanic.

Leviathan/characters/archive

2014-01-17T04:47:34Z

Kirbychu: I'm still here guys

Working slowly, please only make pages for characters you plan to use immediately. Feel free to add names to the list, but do not give them actual pages until they are properly introduced to the story.

== Leviathan X ==
* [[/Valentina|Valentina de Ramirez y Ayala]] - Captain
* [[/Seph|Seth Lindström]] - Quartermaster
* [[/Venn|Venn Mendersal]] - Custodian
* [[/Pter|Pter]] - Medical Assistant
* [[/K-Bot|K-Bot]] - Android Mechanic
* [[/Wade|Wade]] - Lackey

== Antagonists ==
* [[/Vakkata Nox|Vakkata Nox]] - Countess Vega
* [[/Vesar|Vesar]] - Vegan assassin
* [[/Zhao|Zhao]] - Crimelord
* [[/Dave|Dave]] - Dave

== Other Characters ==
* [[/The King|Elvis A. Presley II]] - President
* [[/Lex|Lex]] - Terrible Self-Insert

User:Kirbychu

2013-09-03T06:28:20Z

Kirbychu: /* News */

{{Template:LexEmpire}}

== News ==

Hey there again. This time it was Lex who informed me that this place exists again. Might try some new stuff out now. New games that people will play for a month and then forget about, new characters that aren't direct ripoffs of Nintendo characters, that sorta stuff. Maybe. Also I'm in college now, so that's a thing that happened.

Still want to do [[/Space-Aged Catastrophe|Space-Aged Catastrophe]] though. IT WILL HAPPEN.

==NEW Stuff!==

[[Wiki Heights]] - Something completely new that is totally not just another resort game!

== Legacy Stuff or Whatever ==

[[Kirbychu_emails.pie]]

[[Kirbychu's Summer Resort]]

[[/bio|My (old) character bios]]

User talk:Kirbychu

2013-09-03T06:27:01Z

Kirbychu: /* obligatory "ZOMG UR BACK POST" */

==Mod==
You wanna be a mod on [[Club Monkey]]? It's like Club Penguin, and all mods are Ninjas! [[User:Cow Puncher|Cow Puncher]] 15:03, 22 December 2007 (MST)

== Want to help me? -_- ==

I need help! I need more characters in my RPG. Here's the link to join: [[The Gamers Association/Toonypie/Wiki User RPG|Wiki User RPG]]

== Wikirmies online logo ==
Can you make a logo/banner for Wikirmies online?You did an awesome job on the SUN coat of arms random remake.--[[User:Userunknown|Userunknown]] 14:05, 14 April 2008 (MDT)
:What do you want it to look like?--[[Image:KirbyL.png|15px]] [[User:Kirbychu HR'D|'''''Kirbychu''''' '''HR'D''']] [[Image:KirbyR.png|15px]] 19:00, 14 April 2008 (MDT)
Sort of like the SUN coat of arms but make it say the games name istead of SUN and make the background green.--[[User:Userunknown|Userunknown]] 13:59, 16 April 2008 (MDT)
:Okay.--[[Image:KirbyL.png|15px]] [[User:Kirbychu HR'D|'''''Kirbychu''''' '''HR'D''']] [[Image:KirbyR.png|15px]] 15:17, 16 April 2008 (MDT)
::How's this? [[Image:Games Banner.PNG]]--[[Image:KirbyL.png|15px]] [[User:Kirbychu HR'D|'''''Kirbychu''''' '''HR'D''']] [[Image:KirbyR.png|15px]] 15:22, 16 April 2008 (MDT)
:::When I said "the games name", I meant Wikirmies online.--[[User:Userunknown|Userunknown]] 15:29, 16 April 2008 (MDT)
::::So picky...</sarcasm> Sorry about that.--[[Image:KirbyL.png|15px]] [[User:Kirbychu HR'D|'''''Kirbychu''''' '''HR'D''']] [[Image:KirbyR.png|15px]] 16:29, 16 April 2008 (MDT)
Thanks!It's great!--[[User:Userunknown|Userunknown]] 16:33, 16 April 2008 (MDT)

== Haldo! ==

It's a mee, Xonfirio! - [[User:X On Fire|X On Fire]]
:Give-a me back-a my tooth-a paste!--[[Image:KirbyL.png|15px]] [[User:Kirbychu HR'D|'''''Kirbychu''''' '''HR'D''']] [[Image:KirbyR.png|15px]] 06:32, 22 April 2008 (MDT)

== Want to join..==
Wikirmies online?--[[User:Userunknown|User]][[User talk:Userunknown|unknown]][[Wikirmies online|!]][[Image:Games Banner.PNG|25px]] 16:53, 21 April 2008 (MDT)

==[[The Gamers Association/Chaosvii7/Wiki Quest|About this game...]]==
:I'm gonna put you in. Is that okay? [[User:Chaosvii7|Chaos]] 14:34, 28 April 2008 (MDT)
::Fine.--[[Image:KirbyL.png|15px]] [[User:Kirbychu HR'D|'''''Kirbychu''''' '''HR'D''']] [[Image:KirbyR.png|15px]] 16:01, 29 April 2008 (MDT)

== [[The Gamers Association]] ==

Hello Kirbychu HR'D! In The Gamers Association, there is a Game Project going. On your list, there is one or more of the programs that are included in the Game Project. It is suggested that you join in one of the teams, with a program that you are familiar with. Read the rules first. This was an envite. {{User:TheStick/sig}} 18:58, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

This is a prompt to start working on your Team Project. {{User:TheStick/sig}} 21:59, 21 July 2008 (UTC)
:K-Chu's gone for the week, so he won't be able to help you guys. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 22:32, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

== Artdown ==

I'm afraid your image is too big. I'm now mandating that all images be scaled down to 500px. However, your image is so big that I cant resize it through the wiki without getting this error.

[[Image:Iamerror.PNG|1000px]]

So please resize it to something smaller. I've had to remove it from the page for now. {{User:DonZabu/sig}} 23:01, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
:I'll try...--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 23:17, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

== Could you help me? ==

Can you help me move [[SSXMails]] over from the [[HRFWiki:SSXMails|Fanstuff Wiki]]? Thanks. - X On Fire 23:27, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

== Kirbychu/Pikirby/Gfwegh ==

What is the difference between a Pikirby and a Kirbychu? I just need to know this. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 03:31, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
:Kirbychu has Pikachu ears, Pikirby has Pikachu cheeks.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 02:44, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

== A Present Prehaps ==

[[Image:XandKChu.PNG|K-Chu on the left!]] 
I had absolutely no reason to draw this but I did. Like it? {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 03:47, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
:At least you got the cheeks right... IT PASSES!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 03:54, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

== [[The Void]] ==

Remember what we were doing today? I made it into a game! - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 23:21, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
:I was going to do the same thing!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 01:42, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Of course you can be a mod! - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 01:51, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
:Can I add some things?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 01:56, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
::Sure! - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 02:13, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

== Yo pet ==

[[Image:Kirbmia.PNG]]

Your pet. Sorry, I hurried. [[User:Vince Gagoman|Vince Gagoman]] 02:39, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
:Odd... but good!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 02:40, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
::LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [[User:Vince Gagoman|Vince Gagoman]] 02:40, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
:::What?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 02:42, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
::KITTY LITTER!!!!!!!!!! [[User:Vince Gagoman|Vince Gagoman]] 02:43, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

== I DID IT. ==

I...UNLOCKED...LUIGIIIIIIIII! - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 23:22, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
:W00T!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 00:39, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::I...SMELL...A SITCOOOMMMMMM! In what game did you unlock him in? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:45, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
:::Super Mario Galaxy from what I understand!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 00:46, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
::::Ah. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:47, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
Here the you, have a trophy:

[[Image:Xonfiretrophy.PNG]]

{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:01, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
:Hooray-a for meee! - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 01:10, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

== Re: X On Fire ==

''1. What does he look like with his flame put out?'' 
His eyes, X, and mouth fall down, and there's a bit of dust.

''2. What happens if his flame is put out?'' 
His X immediately starts up a new one. It's basically like an infinite supply of oxygen, so he can survive in water.

''3. What happens if the X in his chest-area is removed?'' 
His fire goes out, and until his X is returned, he's basically dead. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 16:31, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

== Haldo! (Again) ==

Wanna come over (if possible)? - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 18:30, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
:I'm at MKWii's house today. Maybe tomorrow? Also, the KFWiki is back up!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:33, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
::Maybe I can go over there! - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 18:35, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
:::GO TO KFWIKI NOW.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:43, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
::::I mean, over MKWii's house. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 18:45, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::He will be going to my house soon, tomorrow maybe. GO TO THE WIKI.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:53, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::So...can I come over your house? - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 18:58, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::::FRIDAY.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 04:49, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Friday be today! Can I come over? - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 15:52, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

== You said... ==

There was something familiar about a blonde male named Pete. Did his last name start with an S? (I don't wanna say it because I don't give out anyone's info anywhere) {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 18:23, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
:I don't remember anymore.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:27, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
::Me and KChu faintly remember hearing that either you or GoodDealDan lives in the same state as us. Maybe you do! - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 18:43, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
:::KChu's over my house now! - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 19:11, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
::::Lies. If what Kirbychu aimlessly left on my talk page is correct, He lives 20 miles in some direction of Boston. NEW ENGLANDERS ROCK. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:39, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

== Your Request ==

Is done! Hope you like it!

[[Image:Chibi Kirbychu..Kinda.png]]

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:46, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Looks the same. [[Image:KirbyChu.PNG]] HAVE A NICE DAY.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 14:49, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
:Okay, Human on the way! I did tell you it would probably look the same though. I warned you. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:50, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
::Here you go!

[[Image:Chibi Kirbychu.png]]

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:02, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

== Secret ==

For making me a Kirbychu Dinoz, I did vise versa.[[User:Yobnaf|Yobnaf]] 16:15, 2 August 2008 (UTC) [[Image:Kirbydinoz.PNG]]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W12A8Qow OMG THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER] [[User:Yobnaf|Yobnaf]] 16:34, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

== Your cousin ==

[[Image:Nerby.PNG]] Your nerd cousin, Nerdby. Remake it so it looks like it's yours. [[User:Liame|Liame]] 02:28, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

== Haldo for the billionth time! ==

Can I come over? - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 17:51, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

== Oh. I am GOOD. ==

[[Image:KirbychuSSBB.PNG]]

ENJOY. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 23:28, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
:Yes. Yes you are. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 23:29, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

==Ability==

Can you make a Ryan Kirbychu and a Van Kirbychu? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 03:51, 9 August 2008 (UTC)

==[http://clamburger.org/wuw/index.php?title=Super_Smash_Bros._Revolution&diff=31219&oldid=31212 Smash Attack update]==

We seemed to have forgotten about Smash Attacks. I would be grateful if you could add them. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:35, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
:...What's a smash attack? The A Button attack?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 03:18, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
::The ones like "Side A" where you have to hold it down to charge it, and if you charge it too long, it releases itself. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:20, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

==[[Character Voice Polls]]==

I've made a page for universally hosting voice polls. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:23, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

==Whack A Wiki User==

You have been selected to be a target. Please record a quick voiceclip of you saying something when hit. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 17:31, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
:I have no way of recording or uploading a clip.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 19:12, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
::If you want, you can use my eMac. It has a built-in mic. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 19:15, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

== Alterate Haldo? ==

Want to come with our other friend whose name should not be revealed to the public and me to the beach tomorrow? - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 03:08, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
:OOO! OOO! GIMME THE NAME! I WANNA STALK HIM/HER! --{{User:Liame/sig}} 03:09, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
::How about a hint? His name starts with a letter. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 03:12, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Hmmm... is it Javier? Orangejello? Manny? Evania? --{{User:Liame/sig}} 03:17, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
::::Either yes or no. *GENERIC EVIL LAUGH* - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 03:19, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::I choose yes.--{{User:Liame/sig}} 03:21, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::I have decided not to tell you if you-Yeah, this joke is probably getting annoying for everyone else. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 03:28, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

== Got a ? for you. ==

Do you see the colors on my sig? I don't for some reason. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 23:54, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
:Your sig has colors?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 23:57, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
::It's supposed to be blue and black. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 23:59, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
:::For me it's blue.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 00:00, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
::::Fixed it! {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 00:04, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

== Stepoen ==

Do you go on Neopets? --{{User:Liame/sig}} 17:36, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:No.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 20:20, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

== I GIVE UP ==

I GIVE UP THE WAR, SO I AM GOING TO BE AT YOUR COMMAND TOMORROW SUNDAY AUGUST 24. WHAT IS YOUR BIDDING MY MASTER? EMPEROR KIRBYCHU. ALL HAIL. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:25, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

== Brawl ==

I added you. My FC is on the Main Page. [[User:Tahu|Tahu]]
:Sorry, something came up and I can't do it today. Tomorrow? [[User:Tahu|Tahu]]
::Can't. Maybe Monday?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 23:54, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
:::It'll be the first day of school, so it'll have to be after 3:00. [[User:Tahu|Tahu]]
::::Is now good?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 19:50, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::In about 30 mins, I'll tell you. [[User:Tahu|Tahu]]
::::::OK. I'm waiting. [[User:Tahu|Tahu]]
:::::::I want to brawl. [[User:Tahu|Tahu]]
::::::::I can't brawl today. Maybe late Monday?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 21:10, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Maybe. Let me know when you're available. {{User:Tahu/sig}}
::::::::::Actually, I think I'm free all day tomorrow.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 21:17, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::{{Well}}? {{User:Tahu/sig}}
Is now good?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 01:07, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

== Can I Help You With Kirbychu's Summer Resort? ==
Can I Help You With Kirbychu's Summer Resort? {{User:Captcha/sig}}
:How so?-kirbychu
::It's practically inactive. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:34, 29 August 2008 (UTC)

== URGENT! PLEASE READ! ==

Okay, I might leave on the new Fanstuff Wiki. Visit my userpage on there for more info. --Cow using Pie's account 04:53, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

==Resort==
When are you going to be done? {{User:Raiku/sig}}
:Kirbychu's Summer Resort is a finished game, you can play it.(I hope that's what you meant)--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 19:07, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
I mean the one your are making for real.
:haha that would cost millions of dollars be specific. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:10, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
::He is. See? It's opening very soon. [[Image:What are you talking about chaos.png]] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:22, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
[[Image:USANETWORKISCOMMUNIST.PNG]]

{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:30, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
:I meant the RPG. {{UseR:Raiku/sig}}

== Ohheuguesswhatit'sahaldoooo! ==

Wanna come over? - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 16:11, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

== Election Vice President ==

Want to be my vice president? {{User:Raiku/sig}}
:Sure.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:41, 15 September 2008 (UTC)

== INSERT HALDO HERE. ==

Wanna come over again? - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 17:28, 27 September 2008 (UTC)

==What happened?==
What happened to the kirby wiki? {{User:Raiku/sig}}
:It stopped working. All Scribblewikis seemed to.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 21:49, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
::Yeah. PFWiki's down too. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 21:53, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

== Supre Show ==

It's not done yet! ''{singing}'' And it won't be till my head falls off... --[[User:ALXXMaXX|ALXXMaXX]] 22:34, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

== I propose a contest... ==

...of Kirby fanboyness. The rules are simple; We give reasons why we love Kirby. Each turn we can only say one thing. You start. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:16, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
:I want to be involved in this. I love Kirby too! -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::I love Kirby Super Star Ultra, it has a total of 11 main games, and another 5 minigames!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 01:56, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
:::Seriously, can I be a part of this contest? -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
go ahead.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 01:58, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
::::Okay! I'll go next. Kirby's Adventure, the best game I've ever played! -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:::::I love him so much that most of my characters are modeled after him!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 02:00, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::I LOOOOOOVE HOSHI NO KABII. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:::::::I'm buying the new Kirby game AND a poster for it. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 02:02, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::I own Kirby's Dreamland, Kirby's Dreamland 2, Kirby's Tilt and Tumble, Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland, Kirby and the Amazing Mirror, Kirby: Canvas Curse, Kirby: Squeak Squad, and Kirby Super Star Ultra!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 02:04, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Kirbys friggin' cute! -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::::::::I love Hoshi no Kaabii as well, and I have a desire to kill anyone who speaks it's 4kidsian name. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:16, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::Although I really think Meta Knight's voice actor doesn't fit too well... -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:Right back at ya! {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 02:24, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
::...Bell? Kill him. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:::''{loading a shotgun}'' Way ahead of ya. Oh, and, to be honest, I never actually saw the american version. Just some fansubs on youtube. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:31, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
::::Me too. Thats how I prefer to watch it. By the way... ''{Keeps watching that one scene from episode 60 where Kirby grabs the sword of Galaxia.}'' EPIC. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:::::Okay, let's see what else makes me an uberfanboy... I wasted about one hundred dollars on Kirby figurines. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:49, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::Kirby is my main in Brawl. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:::::::He's mine, too. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:52, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
:bell you are pathetic {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 02:56, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Another one of my mains is Meta Knight! -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:::::::::I have a self-made Kirby poster above my bed. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:06, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::I want to get Paper Mario 1 just so I can unlock Kirby. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:::::::::::I pretty much got Brawl because Kirby's in it. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:14, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::I want Superstar Ultra so much I would be willing to get a job at the young age of 12. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:::::::::::::If I could, I would go to Nintendo of America and force them to create not one, but TWO Kirby games. One, the Kirby game planned for the Wii, and two, a Katamari Damacy game in which you must play as a Kirby character. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:33, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::::I am planning out a hand-drawn Kirby Fancomic! -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
''{kills colons}'' I have an idea based around Brawl that can help settle this...--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 10:07, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
:I don't have any Kirby games, but I like the show, so my Kirby fanboyness revolves around that. {{User:JCM/sig}} 11:45, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
::I love Kirby so much, I've purposely fasted myself from Kirby-related Media, so when I get anything Kirby, I can savor it for so long and wish to never let it go. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:41, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
:::My religion is Kirby, and I am a Kirbytologist. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:42, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
::::...uh...My main in brawl is Kirby!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 19:18, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::I created a model of Kirby with cookie dough, and then ate it! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:22, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
::::::I ran a Kirby Fanstuff Wiki until scribblewiki took it down!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 19:24, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::I was playing Kirby's Dreamland just yesterday. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::::::I've been playing Kirby Super Star Ultra nonstop sense I got it 2 weeks ago!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 19:36, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

== I thought of something, ==

If a Kirbychu is a Kirby mixed with a Pikachu, then what's a irby mixed with a Pichu? Or a Raichu? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 18:50, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
:If you checked the HRFWiki's fake characters page at all when still was still up, you should know. Kirby+Pichu=Kirpichu, Kirby+Raichu=Kirbyrai.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 22:29, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

== New KFWiki ==

OK, as an early birthday present, I decided to create a new Kirby Fanstuff Wiki. It's [http://kirby.referata.com/wiki/Main_Page here]. I'll work on the technical stuff tomorrow. {{User:JCM/sig}} 02:32, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
:...thx?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 04:52, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
::What is the ... and ? for? {{User:JCM/sig}} 13:46, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
:::Dunno.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 16:28, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

== The Video ==

I have the video finished. How should I send it to you? - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 01:10, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
:See if you can e-mail it.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 01:14, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
::Okay. I'm waiting to confirm my email address. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 01:22, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Oh. Can't attach anything. I'll try uploading it to the WUW. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 01:27, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
::::I'm uploading it somewhere else now. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 01:46, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::[http://www.filefactory.com/file/b2ef79/n/Mario_amp_LuigiStart_wmv Here it is.] - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 02:06, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

== TDWI ==

You've been inactive for a while. There is a new rule regarding in activity. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 13:41, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

== DONE ==

[[Image:Kirbychu Shaded.png]]

DING {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:27, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

== I might only be on for an hour for now. ==

I'm stuck at the library with no way to get home, pouring rain, and 60-minute internet access. I have to wait until 5:30 EST to get home, and all I have is a library card and a Calvin and Hobbes book I got earlier from the library. Let the epic struggle to survive begin! - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 20:40, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
:Why are you even at the library to start with?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 20:51, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
::I went to a school newspaper meeting, and now I don't have a ride home. Looks like the rain stopped, though. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 20:54, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
:::You're not gonna walk, are you?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 21:08, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

== Ability ==

Can you make a Raiku? {{User:Sylar/sig}} 02:57, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:Kirby on wheels, are you a good driver, or are you an idiot? If you're an idiot, get off the road before someone gets hurt... or killed! --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 03:02, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
::I really don't understand your spam. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 03:03, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Hmm... Snuffles, are you high right now? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:18, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

== Aldo, with an H before it. ==

(Those titles are getting hard to make.) Can I come over? - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 18:36, 9 November 2008 (UTC)`

== At last! ==

I finally got my laptop back yesterday! Although, the hinge is messed up even more now. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 13:22, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

==Happy 50th sub section!==
Woo! Now that's out my system, I found out you're on Smogon! Your avatar is of a Pikachy going crazy on another. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:...What's smogon?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:43, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
::It's a pokemon forum. But, if you don't know, there's another Kirbychu on the intranets. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Thief.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:48, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
::::[http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43620&page=3|He's on this page] {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== NO REVERT WARS ==

YOU ARE BANNED!!!!!!! --[[Special:Contributions/86.12.232.113|86.12.232.113]] 00:13, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Not really don't revert ware --[[Special:Contributions/86.12.232.113|86.12.232.113]] 00:13, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

==Spirit, eh?==
Hello. It seems I got a Wii for Christmas. I have one problem; what the fudge am I supposed to do with games? Now, I'm faily sure you're gonna say Galaxy, but me and my brother dislike platformers. So, whatt'ya say? SI, not bothering to log on on his cool new laptop.

== Hello there, sir ==

I would like to request the use of your images for [[JCM's Animation Studio]]. Letting us use these files will be very much appreciated, as we are thriving to become the biggest source of animations on the wiki. {{User:JCM/sig}} 04:30, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

== Letter ==

<pre>
Dear Kirbychu HR'd, you have been invited to Raiku's 2009th birthday to throw him a surprise party.
Bring all your friends.
Also, remeber that Raiku apprecieates illegal weapons and drugs the most!
Sincerley,
Raggon & Raggonix Blade
</pre>

==Grrrr...==
Thanks alot ''Kirbychu'', now I'm addicted to brawl. Thanks. ¬_¬ {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:What--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 16:46, 31 December 2008 (UTC)?
::Thanks to your suggestions, I got brawl yesterday. Now I'm addicted and I've realised it's not a really great game, but I can't stop playing. ¬_¬ is kinda obvious. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

==Idea==
META-CHU

KIRBYCHU'S BROTHER IN LAW

HE'S A PIKACHU-META KNIGHT HYBRID

KTHNXBY {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Kthnxbychu? Kirbychu's internet persona? {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 21:34, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
::No, KTHNXBAI {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
I'll concider it.--01:10, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

== IDEA MEETING! ==

Report to strong intelligents talk page immediatly! {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:...k.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 16:31, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

==bowel movement==
fffffff the recent changes

they hurt {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== [[The Wiki got Stupider]] ==

It Started - {{User:Counting Blue Cars/sig}}

== [[Kirbychu's Resort+Vacation Village/Resort/Hotel/Room 404/Kill Zorax|"Kill Zorax"]] ==

A chapter we went right past in Room 404, and your attention is needed! --{{User:InsanityDemon/sig}} 07:15, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

== french fail ==

"Salut! mon proposer c'est Kirbychu. I'm 13 l'année de époque , et Seigneur vidéocassette jeux , particulièrement Nintendo. MOI réfléchir valide les hérisson c'est épouvanter. Latin c'est bizarre. tout d'accord au revoir - au revoir."

When you want to state your name, you're supposed to say "Je m'appelle". "c'est" means "this". When you stat your age, you say "I have __ years" or "J'ai __ ans", "de epoque" isn't proper grammar in the least, Video Game is "jeux de video", and even then, it'd be " J'adore le jeux de video", and in the case of Sonic, his name would go after hedgehog and "the" would be changed to "of" for possession purposes, not for naming, so it'd have to say" "Hérisson de Sonic". You'd need to state that you think Latin is weird, not just say it, because then it's considered proper grammar. Lastly, "tout" has no point to be there.

You need to work on your french and/or get a better translator. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:26, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
:He's probably using that "Lost In Translation" thing. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:34, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
::omg i love that movie what do you think that guy whispered to the girl at the end {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:36, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
:::I think its "I am gay" [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 23:38, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
::::''{facepalm}'' [http://tashian.com/multibabel/ I meant this thing]. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:50, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
:::::Stop spamming my talk page! I wasn't even the one who translated the stuff, I used an online translator!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 02:20, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

== I had free time, so..... ==

http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu6/Ninja-Pom-Pom/Kirbychu.png My welcome back gift! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 13:51, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
:Not bad!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 19:05, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
::Thx. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 19:13, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

== hey you like mario right ==

I was curious if you've played Bowser's Inside Story yet. I rented it about an hour ago, and its probably the best Mario game I've ever played. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:Never played it. The only Mario I've ever played is Super Mario RPG, and about 5 minutes of X On Fire's copy of Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga.

== Hey ==

[[User:Chwoka|Our great leader]] said we can do whatever the hell we want, because Sam has given up on us. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 04:43, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:I can say one thing: it's a hell of a lot more fun, and besides, what's being harmed? {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::Um, how about what was left of our quality?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 04:54, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:::Are you serious? Quality? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 04:54, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::::I did say what was left. We're already low on standards, so why try to lower it even more?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 04:55, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

== My impression of you ==

DERP DERP DERP

That is all. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Thank You ==

That's...all I want to say. {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:15, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:Alright, to clarify, you saved me, TJ, and Sephiroth a lot of work by keeping the wiki elevated until the mods arrived. I have no idea why Raiku just out of nowhere decided to go with Chwoka's plans for anarchy by vandalizing everything, but you teamed up with Badstar to do everything in your powers to stop him, and let us do the rest. Your outstanding leadership and obligation gives me hope in the wiki and its users once again. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:48, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
::...Thanks!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 01:49, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

== YOU JUST GOT FREE-FOR-ALLED! ==

Never gonna http://www.belmonts.co.uk/images/gurn.gif you up

Never gonna http://www.belmonts.co.uk/images/gurn.gif you down

Never gonna http://www.belmonts.co.uk/images/gurn.gif around and

http://www.belmonts.co.uk/images/gurn.gif you

Never gonna make you http://www.belmonts.co.uk/images/gurn.gif

Never gonna say http://www.belmonts.co.uk/images/gurn.gif

Never gonna http://www.belmonts.co.uk/images/gurn.gif a lie

and http://www.belmonts.co.uk/images/gurn.gif you

--Santa Flambe

P.S. Also, http://www.belmonts.co.uk/images/gurn.gif

== Ummmm.... ==

Sorry about that...weird...gurning...thing. I seem to have misinterpreted what they ment by "free-for-all". I thought that we could just go around and do whatever we wanted. Sorry about that, man. If you want me to, I'll take down the gurning thing on your page. --[[User:ALXXMaXX|ALXXMaXX]] 01:19, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
:[[WUW:Wiki Free-For-All Week]] {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

== El Supre Show ==

Aren't you going to work on [[Styx Fan, ALXXMaXX, and Kirbychu's Supre Show!|The Supre Show]] with us? - {{User:Counting Blue Cars/sig}}
:note: there is no magic alarm that tells everyone on earth that the wiki user wiki opened back up {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:14, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== dude ==

have you even played mother 3 it's flippin' great {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:He probably only ever played up to the part where Hinawa dies in chapter one and then turned it off and started crying so "BAW I DUN LIKE THIS" {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 18:51, 3 September 2010 (UTC)
::my guess is the trannies

::if so he totally has a soccer mom (Football mum) {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== obligatory "ZOMG UR BACK POST" ==

hey {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:22, 3 September 2013 (UTC)
:Hello again, again. It is very nice to see you Batman. I mean Sephiroth. I mean Lex.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 00:27, 3 September 2013 (UTC)

i like your back but i prefer your front {{User:StroHersh/sig}}
:You're too kind. I personally feel my best angel is my left side, though. --{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:27, 3 September 2013 (UTC)

Wiki Heights

2013-09-03T06:24:11Z

Kirbychu:

Hey, this is totally something completely new and not another one of my resort-type interactive games!

Here at Wiki Heights you stay at a fancy 5-star hotel and enjoy all the benefits that come with it! Hope you have a good time!

Please play.

== The Rules ==
See the rules and sign up [[/Rules|here]].

== [[/Lobby|The Hotel Lobby]] ==
Ready and waiting for your arrival.

== [[/Hotel|The Hotel Tower]] ==
Enjoy your time in our luxury hotel!

== [[/Infirmary|The Infirmary]] ==
Feeling sick? Just stop by our on-site infirmary.

== [[/Breakfast Bar|The Breakfast Bar]] ==
Continental breakfast 24/7!

== [[/Lounge|The Lounge]] ==
Fine dining, good drinks, and live entertainment. What more could you ask for?

== [[/Pool|The Pool]] ==
Go swimming and take a dip in the hot tub.

== [[/Gym|The Gym]] ==
Get a good workout here.

== [[/Spa|The Spa]] ==
Get a spa treatment.

== [[/Arcade|The Arcade]] ==
Play some games.

== [[/Utilities|Utilities]] ==
Ice machines, vending machines, washing machines, and a supply closet.

Wiki Heights/Utilities

2013-09-03T06:23:38Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'Soda machines, candy machines, an ice dispenser, and a row of washer/dryers can be found within the room. There is also a change machine and a storage closet stocked with replace...'

Soda machines, candy machines, an ice dispenser, and a row of washer/dryers can be found within the room. There is also a change machine and a storage closet stocked with replacement towels and other amenities.

==Chat==

Wiki Heights/Arcade

2013-09-03T06:21:41Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'A row of modern gaming consoles are set up at the front of the room, while classic arcade machines are sitting in the back. There are also two pinball machines, a Foosball table,...'

A row of modern gaming consoles are set up at the front of the room, while classic arcade machines are sitting in the back. There are also two pinball machines, a Foosball table, and a pool table in the center of the room.

==Chat==

Wiki Heights/Gym

2013-09-03T06:19:47Z

Kirbychu:

A fairly typical gym with an equipment storage closet, and some locker rooms down a short set of stairs.

==Chat==

==Extensions==

[[/Locker Room|The Locker Room]]

Wiki Heights/Spa/Sauna

2013-09-03T06:19:06Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'A wooden room with benches on the walls and steaming coals in the middle. ==Chat=='

A wooden room with benches on the walls and steaming coals in the middle.

==Chat==

Wiki Heights/Spa

2013-09-03T06:18:48Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'A spa, where guests may request massages and various other spa treatments. There is also a sauna at the back of the room. ==Chat== ==Extensions== The Sauna'

A spa, where guests may request massages and various other spa treatments. There is also a sauna at the back of the room.

==Chat==

==Extensions==

[[/Sauna|The Sauna]]

Wiki Heights/Gym

2013-09-03T06:16:13Z

Kirbychu:

A fairly typical gym with an equipment storage closet, and some locker rooms down a short set of stairs.

==Chat==

Wiki Heights/Gym

2013-09-03T06:15:48Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'A fairly typical gym with an equipment storage closet, and some locker rooms down a short set of stairs.'

A fairly typical gym with an equipment storage closet, and some locker rooms down a short set of stairs.

Wiki Heights/Pool

2013-09-03T06:14:38Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'An olympic-sized swimming pool takes up the room. There is a lifeguard station by the poolside, lounge chairs around the perimeter, a hot tub in the rear corner, and a pool stora...'

An olympic-sized swimming pool takes up the room. There is a lifeguard station by the poolside, lounge chairs around the perimeter, a hot tub in the rear corner, and a pool storage area.

==Chat==

Wiki Heights/Lounge

2013-09-03T06:12:47Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'Many dimly-lit dining tables fill the room. There is also a well-stocked bar and a small stage, which may be used by guests or for live entertainment on some nights. ==Chat=='

Many dimly-lit dining tables fill the room. There is also a well-stocked bar and a small stage, which may be used by guests or for live entertainment on some nights.

==Chat==

Wiki Heights/Breakfast Bar

2013-09-03T06:10:02Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'A small breakfast buffet is at the rear end of the room. There are many tables around the room, and a TV is mounted to the wall. ==Chat=='

A small breakfast buffet is at the rear end of the room. There are many tables around the room, and a TV is mounted to the wall.

==Chat==

Wiki Heights/Infirmary

2013-09-03T06:05:32Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'Hospital beds line the walls, and there are many shelves and cabinets full of medical supplies around the area. By the entrance is a check-in desk. ==Chat=='

Hospital beds line the walls, and there are many shelves and cabinets full of medical supplies around the area. By the entrance is a check-in desk.

==Chat==

Wiki Heights/Hotel/Floor 5

2013-09-03T06:03:35Z

Kirbychu: Created page with '== Rooms == 41 - VACANT 42 - VACANT 43 - VACANT 44 - VACANT 45 - VACANT 46 - VACANT 47 - [[/R...'

Wiki Heights/Hotel/Floor 4

2013-09-03T06:02:31Z

Kirbychu: Created page with '== Rooms == 31 - VACANT 32 - VACANT 33 - VACANT 34 - VACANT 35 - VACANT 36 - VACANT 37 - [[/R...'

Wiki Heights/Hotel/Floor 3

2013-09-03T06:01:40Z

Kirbychu: Created page with '== Rooms == 21 - VACANT 22 - VACANT 23 - VACANT 24 - VACANT 25 - VACANT 26 - VACANT 27 - [[/R...'

Wiki Heights/Hotel/Floor 2

2013-09-03T06:00:55Z

Kirbychu: Created page with '== Rooms == 11 - VACANT 12 - VACANT 13 - VACANT 14 - VACANT 15 - VACANT 16 - VACANT 17 - [[/R...'

Wiki Heights/Hotel/Floor 1

2013-09-03T05:59:32Z

Kirbychu: whoops

Wiki Heights/Hotel/Floor 1

2013-09-03T05:58:32Z

Kirbychu: Created page with ' == Rooms == 01 - Kirbychu 02 - VACANT 03 - [[Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Hotel/Room 03|VACA...'

== Rooms ==

01 - [[Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Hotel/Room 01|Kirbychu]]

02 - [[Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Hotel/Room 02|VACANT]]

03 - [[Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Hotel/Room 03|VACANT]]

04 - [[Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Hotel/Room 04|VACANT]]

05 - [[Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Hotel/Room 05|VACANT]]

06 - [[Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Hotel/Room 06|VACANT]]

07 - [[Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Hotel/Room 07|VACANT]]

08 - [[Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Hotel/Room 08|VACANT]]

09 - [[Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Hotel/Room 09|VACANT]]

10 - [[Kirbychu's Summer Resort/Hotel/Room 10|VACANT]]

== Chat ==

Wiki Heights/Hotel

2013-09-03T05:56:03Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'A typical high-class hotel. Each room contains 2 bedrooms, a small kitchen/dining room area, a living room, two bathrooms, and a closet. == Floors == *Floor 1 *[[...'

A typical high-class hotel. Each room contains 2 bedrooms, a small kitchen/dining room area, a living room, two bathrooms, and a closet.

== Floors ==

*[[/Floor 1|Floor 1]]

*[[/Floor 2|Floor 2]]

*[[/Floor 3|Floor 3]]

*[[/Floor 4|Floor 4]]

*[[/Floor 5|Floor 5]]

Wiki Heights/Lobby

2013-09-03T05:52:35Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'An ornately decorated hotel lobby. There is a service desk at the back of the room, with elevators on either side. Halls leading to other parts of the hotel extend from the left ...'

An ornately decorated hotel lobby. There is a service desk at the back of the room, with elevators on either side. Halls leading to other parts of the hotel extend from the left and right sides of the room. Couches and tables line the walls, and there is a coffee maker near the entrance.

== Chat ==

Wiki Heights/Rules/Sign Up

2013-09-03T05:49:13Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'Sign up below the line. ---- *{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} - Head Moderator'

Wiki Heights/Rules

2013-09-03T05:48:42Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'For those of you who remember Kirbychu's Summer Resort, the rules are effectively the same, but more lenient. As long as you have fun there shouldn't be any problems. == Main Ru...'

For those of you who remember Kirbychu's Summer Resort, the rules are effectively the same, but more lenient. As long as you have fun there shouldn't be any problems.

== Main Rules ==
Please try to follow these rules:
*No vandalizing.
*Please ask an admin before creating new pages.
*All hotel rooms must be used as hotel rooms. No theme parks, time loops, etc...
*3 fake characters per user max.
*No godmodding.
*HAVE FUN!

Be cool, follow the rules. Disobeying the rules might get you banned from the game.

== Done ==
You have finished reading the guide. Sign up and have fun!

== Sign Up ==
Sign up [[/Sign Up|here]] ''after'' you read the rules.

Wiki Heights

2013-09-03T05:44:38Z

Kirbychu: Oh look, a new, completely original, totally-not-another-resort game!

Hey, this is totally something completely new and not another one of my resort-type interactive games!

Here at Wiki Heights you stay at a fancy 5-star hotel and enjoy all the benefits that come with it! Hope you have a good time!

Please play.

== The Rules ==
See the rules [[/Rules|here]].

== [[/Lobby|The Hotel Lobby]] ==
Ready and waiting for your arrival.

== [[/Hotel|The Hotel Tower]] ==
Enjoy your time in our luxury hotel!

== [[/Infirmary|The Infirmary]] ==
Feeling sick? Just stop by our on-site infirmary.

== [[/Breakfast Bar|The Breakfast Bar]] ==
Continental breakfast 24/7!

== [[/Lounge|The Lounge]] ==
Fine dining, good drinks, and live entertainment. What more could you ask for?

== [[/Pool|The Pool]] ==
Go swimming and take a dip in the hot tub.

== [[/Gym|The Gym]] ==
Get a good workout here.

== [[/Spa|The Spa]] ==
Get a spa treatment.

== [[/Arcade|The Arcade]] ==
Play some games.

== [[/Utilities|Utilities]] ==
Ice machines, vending machines, washing machines, and a supply closet.

User talk:Kirbychu/bio/Kenny

2013-09-03T02:29:13Z

Kirbychu:

Kenny used Game Genie, didn't he? - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 04:24, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
:What?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 04:33, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
::Ding Ding Ding. You won most mary sue ever! {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 04:06, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
:::wow hypocritical as fuck {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::::Nice to see you too MelonDemon.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 02:29, 3 September 2013 (UTC)

User:Kirbychu

2013-09-03T02:13:31Z

Kirbychu:

{{Template:LexEmpire}}

== News ==

Hey there again. This time it was Lex who informed me that this place exists again. Might try some new stuff out now. New games that people will play for a month and then forget about, new characters that aren't direct ripoffs of Nintendo characters, that sorta stuff. Maybe. Also I'm in college now, so that's a thing that happened.

Still want to do [[/Space-Aged Catastrophe|Space-Aged Catastrophe]] though. IT WILL HAPPEN.

== Legacy Stuff or Whatever ==

[[Kirbychu_emails.pie]]

[[Kirbychu's Summer Resort]]

[[/bio|My (old) character bios]]

User:Kirbychu/sig

2013-09-03T00:35:05Z

Kirbychu:

'''[[User:Kirbychu HR'D|''Kirby'']][[User_talk:Kirbychu HR'D|''chu'']]'''

User talk:Kirbychu

2013-09-03T00:27:55Z

Kirbychu: /* obligatory "ZOMG UR BACK POST" */

User:Kirbychu

2013-09-03T00:21:22Z

Kirbychu: I am back probably. please don't hate me.

{{Template:LexEmpire}}

== News ==

Hey there again. This time it was Lex who informed me that this place exists again. Might try some new stuff out now. New games that people will play for a month and then forget about, new characters that aren't direct ripoffs of Nintendo characters, that sorta stuff. Maybe. Also I'm in college now, so that's a thing that happened.

Still want to do [[/Space-Aged Catastrophe|Space-Aged Catastrophe]] though. IT WILL HAPPEN.

== Legacy Stuff or Whatever ==

[[Kirbychu_emails.pie]]

[[Kirbychu's Summer Resort]]

[[User:Kirbychu HR'D/bio|My (old) character bios]]

[[/games|Every video game I own]]

Remnants of the Past/characters/KirbychuHRD

2012-06-29T04:04:52Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'Kirbychu HR'D is a Kirby-Pikachu hybrid. He was born on the planet Popstar, and traveled to Earth as a child. On Earth, he created a home in Free Country, USA, where he eventuall...'

Kirbychu HR'D is a Kirby-Pikachu hybrid. He was born on the planet Popstar, and traveled to Earth as a child. On Earth, he created a home in Free Country, USA, where he eventually learned English.

Kirbychu, intent on becoming successful in life, eventually raised enough money to go to college, where he became a roommate, and eventually good friend, of an unusual guy named Badstar. After college, he followed Badstar and moved to Wiki City.

Kirbychu managed to strike it rich in a questionable business deal, where he bought out a lesser known vacation club, formerly owned by an acquaintance of his. He eventually expanded this club into a chain of popular vacation resorts. He used his new-found riches to buy a mansion in Wiki City.

Kirbychu eventually moved out of his mansion and into a home in the Wiki City suburbs after some mishaps at his newest resort location lead to him losing a large chunk of his fortunes. Despite this, he currently lives peacefully among friends in the Wiki City suburbs.

Remnants of the Past/characters/Kirbychu

2012-06-29T03:47:34Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'Kirbychu (formerly known as Kirbychu HR'D) is a Kirby-Pikachu hybrid, and former resident of Wiki City. Kirbychu struck it rich soon after arriving in Wiki City by buying out an...'

Kirbychu (formerly known as Kirbychu HR'D) is a Kirby-Pikachu hybrid, and former resident of Wiki City.

Kirbychu struck it rich soon after arriving in Wiki City by buying out and lesser-known vacation club, eventually expanding it into a large chain of popular resorts. He used the money he earned from this venture to buy himself a mansion in Wiki City. However, when his resorts began losing popularity after a series of fires and alien invasions, he sold the mansion and moved into a more typical residential area. Despite these setbacks, the resorts did continue to prosper, and Kirbychu was able to live a fairly comfortable life in the Wiki City suburbs, befriending the various local residents.

Unfortunately, this popularity was fairly short-lived. He eventually had to close his resort chain, and grew increasingly unpopular among is former friends for various reasons. This eventually lead to him moving out of the City, and starting a new life in an apartment.

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'' When a Pikachu and a Kirby love each other very much, a magical Bronto Burt drops a mutant baby on it's head in front of them, which they then have to waste half their lives raising
''

Remnants of the Past/characters

2012-06-28T04:33:09Z

Kirbychu: Created page with '<nowiki>*characters listed are subject to change</nowiki> == Modern WUW Era == === Major Characters === Kirbychu Badstar Zarel === Mino...'

<nowiki>*characters listed are subject to change</nowiki>
== Modern WUW Era ==

=== Major Characters ===

[[/Kirbychu|Kirbychu]]

[[/Badstar|Badstar]]

[[/Zarel|Zarel]]

=== Minor Characters ===

== Past WUW Era ==

=== Major Characters ===

[[/Kyubii|Kyubii]]

=== Minor Characters ===

[[/Aruseus|Aruseus]]

[[/Gilligan|Gilligan]]

== Late HRFWiki Era ==

=== Major Characters ===

[[/KirbychuHRD|Kirbychu HR'D]]

[[/pastBadstar|Past Badstar]]

[[/Andy|Andy]]

=== Minor Characters ===

== Early HRFWiki Era ==

=== Major Characters ===

=== Minor Characters ===

== Other Characters ==

=== Major Characters ===

[[/youngZarel|Young Zarel]]

=== Minor Characters ===

Remnants of the Past

2012-06-28T04:05:00Z

Kirbychu: Created page with 'After reconnecting and moving back to Wiki City, Kirbychu and Badstar try to befriend their newest neighbor, Zarel. However, when a mysterious rift appears before them, they are ...'

After reconnecting and moving back to Wiki City, Kirbychu and Badstar try to befriend their newest neighbor, Zarel. However, when a mysterious rift appears before them, they are suddenly propelled into a huge adventure through time itself! Can Kirbychu, Badstar and Zarel work together with their past selves and past friends to figure out what's at the bottom of this temporal anomaly, or will they be forever lost in a dead timeline? Find out in...

<big>'''Remnants of the Past!'''</big>

== Characters ==

Find the full list of characters [[/characters|here]]!

== Chapters ==

[[/prologue|Prologue]]

[[/chapter1|Chapter 1]] - (insert witty chapter name here)

User:Kirbychu/bio/Kirbychu

2012-06-28T03:31:52Z

Kirbychu:

== Bio ==
Kirbychu (nickname K-Chu) is and unlikely crossbreed between a Kirby and a Pikachu. As a result, he has an unusual mixture of abilities. He is capable of sucking up things, stealing their powser and flying like a Kirby, and he also has some electric powers, like a Pikachu. He currently lives in a home on Earth. He spends most of his time either on the computer, or hanging out with friends.

== Picture ==

[[File:Kirbychu HR'D.PNG|350px|Kirbychu]]

[[/Abilities|Find out about his abilities here]]

File:Kirbychu HR'D.PNG

2012-06-28T03:11:07Z

Kirbychu: uploaded a new version of "File:Kirbychu HR'D.PNG"

Kirbychu HR'D

Talk:Space-Aged Catastrophe

2012-06-27T06:08:46Z

Kirbychu: /* So.. */

Wow, great banner! :D {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:57, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
:Thanks. The Windows 7 version of paint is much better for making presentable banners than the XP version on my old laptop.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 22:03, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
::Hey, speaking of the banner, what happened to it? {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:41, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Apparently I need to find a new image hosting site, because the wiki I made to hold images seems to be gone.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 23:26, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chapters ==

I don't like feeling like I'm doing everything in this story, so I'm only making up the first few chapters, and they will only detail the events that have been stated to occur in my plot summary.

*Prologue - Seph debates disbanding the crew, holds a meeting telling his plans, drops the crew off on a new home planet, and then takes the ship to a galactic starship graveyard. He then tells the bots they will be de-activated, connects them dirsctly to the ship with "stasis cables" and shuts everything down.
*Chapter 1 - Seph returns to the ship, looks around, gets to the cockpit, and accidentally re-starts the ship, and the robots with it.
*Chapter 2 - Seph escaped the cockpit and is chased around the ruined ship by the 3 bots. He eventaully falls through some brittle floors into the ship's pub.
*Chapter 3 - The bots search the ship for Seph, while Seph spends time trying to gather resources. Badstar's "pipe conversation" will probably be used here.
*Chapter 4 - The bots descover and activate the "ship restoration" button. Seph is nearly crushed by falling roof and ceiling pieces. The bots begin using the ship's security system to trach Seph.

All events described can and probably will be altered. All following chapters and events will be devised by the group (specifically Me, Lex and Badstar) as a whole.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 22:41, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
:I've got an idea though.. Seeing as you mentioned SETH-1-RO7H.. He could be the leader, revealed in the last act, right? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:56, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
::I'm assuming that you mean that SETH was masterminding everything the bots were doing, and Seph will eventually get all the bots on his side. Then SETH reveals himself as the one causing the bots to be so intent on murder, and then SETH and Seph have a final battle. Is this correct?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 23:31, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
:::...Pretty much. :D {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:02, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
::::I like that idea.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 14:16, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::Also, I've even got an explanation on how SETH came back in the first place after being destroyed.

When Chaos created SETH-1-RO7H, he didn't entirely create him from scratch. Instead, he used one of his old blueprints for his design. The blueprint was of a strategic war bot designed to repair itself and adapt to its environment. It is revealed to Seph that when SETH got destroyed in the episode he appeared in, he eventually repaired himself, also using the new technology from the motorcycle used to destroy him. It is also revealed that through the years that he took refuge in the ship, he managed to take the pieces of other spare robots from the crew who were de-activated before the other three robots, examples being R@1KU, Foxx, GIM2-B4RD, and he used the parts to upgrade himself even further. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:58, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::Ooh, this is ''way'' better than my original plan for him!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 15:12, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::What was your plan? Maybe we could incorporate elements of both? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:19, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
My plan was that the bots would eventually launch the ship, realize they don't know how to drive the ship, find SETH's remains, re-build him and get him to act as captain while they look for Seph. Then Seph would eventually have a fight with SETH, in the cockpit while the bots are away and destroy him so they have to land the ship somewhere.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 15:23, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Hmm.. That's a pretty good idea too. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:27, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::I like yours a lot better. And I kinda want to get as many ideas from others as I can, considering how much I already made up by myself.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 15:29, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::Alright.. And we need at least 1 reference to Space Odyssey. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:49, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
You reffering to 2001: A Space Odyssey?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 16:08, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
:Yep! :D {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:35, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
::I've honestly never seen it. All I know about it is that there's a murderous computer named HAL in it, and that they lied and I still don't have a robotic sidekick and my own space ship when it's already 2010.

== So.. ==

This has been in development hell long enough, and I think it would be a great idea to start it now. But of course, perhaps we could discuss the premise of this somewhat beforehand? Because I was thinking of a couple of small ideas that could work pretty well with this. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:25, 26 June 2012 (UTC)
:I came up with a couple of story elements that we could use for this. What do you think of them?

* Sephiroth is 66 years old when this takes place.
* The first episode after the prologue has Chaos (somehow retaining the majority of his youth, unlike Sephiroth who is now completely gray, and also running his own private clinic) diagnosing Sephiroth with a terminal condition, telling him that he doesn't have much longer to live, and that he could actually die at any given moment.
* After the diagnosis, Sephiroth decides to write his memoirs, which serve as narration for the story.
* Sephiroth was 26 years old at the end of the original SAS series. It is revealed that over the forty year timeskip, Sephiroth eventually went on to get married and have a daughter with his wife, who in turn had a child herself, at 25 years old.
* Sephiroth's relationship with his (ex)wife and his daughter is terrible. In fact, he left them ten years into his relationship, and he hasn't seen them ever since. As such, he is unaware of his granddaughter's existence.
* After completing some rather menial tasks on his bucket list, (beating Chaos in a drinking contest being one of them) Sephiroth decides to give the ship one last visit, as a way of reminiscing about the past and honoring his past crew members who had died beforehand.
* When inside of the decrepit ship, there is a scene where Sephiroth pays tribute to the deactivated robots, unaware that they are half-awake (due to being switched on by SETH-1-RO7H, who now controls the ship's computer), and are aware of his presence.
* Throughout the tour of the ship before he accidentally activates it, Sephiroth has feelings of suspicion, like he's being watched, but he chalks this down to his failing health and his mind playing tricks on him. Completely unaware that SETH-1-RO7H has been watching him the whole time through the ship's computers, doing so through some HAL-2000 style monitoring system.
* During the final battle where Seph is fighting his robotic counterpart and failing completely, the robots (who have now returned to their senses) step in and perform the ultimate sacrifice somehow, taking SETH-1-RO7H with them as they permanantly say goodbye to their former captain.
* Final chapter is the aftermath of the situation and the last days of Sephiroth's life, where he reconiciles with his family after 20 years and also has some deep spiritual conversation with Chaos, with all these encounters acting as his last goodbye to his friends and family.
* At the very end, Sephiroth has finished writing his memoirs, in turn, ending the narration altogether. He gets up from his desk, and sits at his favourite chair while seeing the two suns set from out of his window. He smiles to himself, reflecting on the last moment of his life, and that's when it finally happens. His heart stops. He closes his eyes and dies peacefully and quietly, content that he was able to patch up the last moments of his life.

Because I'm thinking. If this is to act as the final ending to Space-Aged Stupidity, what better to do than to have the captain die at the very end?

What do you think? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:14, 27 June 2012 (UTC)

:Wow, I ''really'' like these ideas! Some of them might take a little bit of reworking to fit in with some of mine (which should probably also get reworked, since mine now 2 years stale...) but I really like what you've come up with! We should talk over Steam sometime to discuss this more.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:08, 27 June 2012 (UTC)

Zarel Emails/Inbox

2012-06-26T03:43:02Z

Kirbychu:

Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <nowiki><pre></nowiki> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.

Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.

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<blockquote class="zarel2">
<div>subj: friendship</div>
ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111`` 
Would you be my frined? 
be mine, Lindsay Kunis
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="zarel2">
<div>Tired of worthless scams?</div>
Greetings, friend, I am new to this town. 
I am a travelling businessman in search for some new customers. 
As soon as I came here, I noticed that the predominant form of business happened to be that of Bubs and his concession stand. 
Don't you people know what he's doing to you? He's been scamming all of you out of all your money by charging you huge amounts for worthless items! 
You know what would be a good idea? If you bought from me instead. So we can both take this pathetic man down. 
- Stan Khan
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="zarel2">
<div>subj: president</div>
Zarel, my main man, 
If you were president, what would you do? 
I bet money that you will be a great president, 
by demonstrating everyone how it's okay to play video games 
that has gross pancakes in them. 
Sincerely, 
Timothy MacFarlane from CA
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="zarel2">
<div>Hello, friend.</div>
Hello, friend. 

I just want to ask, if you could make a cereal, what shapes would the marshmallows be in? 

From Dave.
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="zarel2">
<div>sub: engineer</div>
Are you the engineer or the spy? 
-Gordon Freeman
</blockquote>

11:38 PM - KirbychuHRD: sure
11:39 PM - Wind-Up wolf: <blockquote class="zarel2">
<div>subject: secrets!</div>
Dearest Zarel, 
 
Secrets are fun, are they not? I love 
a good secret! Would you share with 
me some of your best kept secrets? They can 
range from the deepest darkest ones to even 
irrelevant little funny things that might’ve been 
embarrassing for you or for others. 
 
Go on then! I’m really interested in hearing these 
embarrassing juicy secrets! I have a better idea, 
let’s share secrets together! 
 
Secretly secrets, 
Kirbychu</blockquote>

==Saving for later==

Talk:Leviathan/eps/PILOT

2012-05-29T19:22:05Z

Kirbychu: /* It's obvious that everyone has grown tired of this episode. */

space-aged catastrophe‎ hasn't even been released yet. ;~; {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:57, 27 April 2012 (UTC)
:LET'S JUST PRETEND THEY GOT AN EARLY COPY OR SOMETHING
:...THAT MAKES SENSE, RIGHT? -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::We just have to hurry up and write it then, I guess! Yaay for a reason to actually get my butt in gear and write some new content!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 00:01, 28 April 2012 (UTC)
:::The thing is, while I do appreciate the enthusiasm, right now in the first episode... they're kinda small time. I mean, really small time. Living in a shitty little ship that can only just keep itself afloat, and actively looking for jobs. Right now, I don't think anyone would be that interested in making a movie about them, as they're not famous at all. I was kinda hoping for the fame and publicity to happen sometime later in the series. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:07, 28 April 2012 (UTC)
::::WHELP, TIME TO START THE EPISODE OVER.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 00:09, 28 April 2012 (UTC)
:::::DIDN'T TAKE US LONG TO FUCK SHIT UP, HUH -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::::OFF TO A GREAT START GUYS--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 00:10, 28 April 2012 (UTC)
:::::Ye, I'm really sorry about this, I really am. I'll try to make sure that this won't become a common occurrence. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:11, 28 April 2012 (UTC)
::::::Even if we restart the episode, I'm definitely incorporating those lines into Space-Aged Catastrophe.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 00:13, 28 April 2012 (UTC)
:::::::Oh, that's fine. And we don't need to restart the episode, just a few line changes will do. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:19, 28 April 2012 (UTC)
::::::::Plus I got my line done. What do you think?[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 01:11, 28 April 2012 (UTC)

== Just to push the plot further while I'm away ==

Feel free to control me for the sake of dialogue and shizz. I'll fix it all up tomorrow. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:38, 28 April 2012 (UTC)

== Sorry for not contributing much. ==

Fuckton of schoolwork and all that. {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 16:01, 28 April 2012 (UTC)
:You don't need to apologize, it's fine. We're all busy in some way or another. No pressure. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:29, 28 April 2012 (UTC)

== It's obvious that everyone has grown tired of this episode. ==

And I have too. So that's why I'm proposing that I just complete this one myself, so we can actually get to the next episode that's actually been planned out by us as a whole, so we don't run into another brick wall like we have here.

What do you think?

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:54, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
:Go ahead. I doubt anyone will mind, and it is your show after all.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 19:22, 29 May 2012 (UTC)

Leviathan/eps/PILOT

2012-05-19T02:43:48Z

Kirbychu: /* Transcript */

== Summary ==

== Transcript ==

''{Open to the interior of a bathroom toilet stall. A man is crouched down, standing on the toilet seat, holding onto a large briefcase and panicking.}''

'''BENNY TORINO:''' I can’t believe it… I cannot believe it. I just did it. I just stole from one of the biggest casinos on Mars. What the hell was I thinking?! I am going to die for sure!

''{The sound of the bathroom door is heard opening, and three men charge into the room. Cut to the exterior of the stall, revealing the three men to be standing side to side, each of them pointing their guns at the bathroom stall.}''

'''CASINO GUARD A:''' Come out! You can't run from us any longer!

'''CASINO GUARD B:''' We'll shoot!

'''CASINO GUARD A:''' Give up already, Torino! We have you cornered! Just come out and-…

'''BENNY TORINO:''' Shit. Busted. Hmph, it's either now or never!

''{Torino violently kicks down the stall door, holding a pistol in one hand and the briefcase in another. His face is glistening with sweat and his body is shaking erratically.}''

'''CASINO GUARD B:''' So ya wanna fight, huh?

'''CASINO GUARD C:''' You're such a-..

''{Torino quickly maneuvers himself behind the third guard and puts him in a chokehold. He shoots at the other two guards’ legs, incapacitating them and buying enough time to escape. He releases his grip from his hostage, only to slam his head against the wall, knocking him out completely. He runs out of the bathroom, making his exit with the briefcase.}''

''{Cut to the cockpit of the Leviathan X. Seth is lounging around on the Captain's chair with a can of Pepsi in his hand. He is lazing about and using the ship's monitor as a way of watching television. Around him is a huge pile of trash, such as soft drink cans and fast food boxes. B-621, his ZAAAAANY robot companion/assistant/lackey/butt monkey stands by his Captain, a full soda can at the ready. K-Bot is in the background, attempting to clean up the piles of garbage.}''

'''B-621:''' Y'know, I never would have expected this show about the "stupid ages" would be so popular.

''{Cut to the screen. The hit sitcom "Wacky Adventures in Wiki City" plays.}''

'''RAIKU:''' ''{In the show}'' HEY GUYS, CAN I HELP TOO? ''{Randomly runs into a wall}'' I meant to do that!

'''BROOKSIE:''' That's our Raiku! ''{Laughtrack. Cut back}''

'''B-621:''' ''{Chuckles}'' Oh, Raiku. What ''will'' you do next?

'''SETH:''' Eh, I've found the show to be quite stale, to be honest. Ever since they did a huge build up to that purge storyline only to have it end with a massive anti-climax.. I don't know, it just hasn't been the same since. But of course, some people have been saying that it went down the drain way before that. They claim that it was the NSMC arc that really ruined the series. What do you think?

'''B-621:''' If you ask me, I think it started going downhill after they banished Noid from the city. I mean, really. It's just unrealistic. You just don't banish someone for reading crude literature in public. ...Well... there ''was'' that one incident on Planet Conservon on a couple years back... but still, it probably didn't apply back then.

'''K-BOT:''' Hey, Captain Seth, I just found the ship's communicator under your pile og trash, and it says it's picking up an urgent message. Should I bring them up on screen?

'''SETH:''' Urgent message, eh? Lay it on me, then.

'''M3GA:''' It seems that there is a- wait a minute? Should i go back to work?

''{K-Bot activates the communicator. The TV show is cut off and replaced by the image of a man's face. Guffaw appears in the corner of the screen.}''

'''GUFFAW:''' GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE! A NEW BOUNTY HAS JUST BEEN ANNOUNCED!!

'''SETH:''' Brilliant! Who is it?

''{The man's information opens up, showing next to the man's image. It reads:}''

:'''NAME: BENNY TORINO'''
:'''AGE: 37'''
:'''SPECIES: HUMAN'''
:'''HEIGHT: 5 FEET 7 INCHES'''
:'''WEIGHT: 253 POUNDS'''
:'''BOUNTY: 30,000 SHOUMEIS'''

'''GUFFAW:''' The man was seen stealing from the "Lonestar Casino", one of the biggest casinos on Mars. The owner of the Casino is offering this huge sum of money to the man who turns him in and retrieves the valuables. Isn't that great?

'''B-621:''' Sweet something of something, Captain! Just look at all those... sho... s-shou... shoe...? ''{Brief pause}'' ...Look at all the money he's offering!

'''M3GA:''' Well, what kind of money, 5 dollar bills and a cheese sandwich?

'''K-BOT:''' Well I'm not an expert, but I don't think you're that far off. I think sho... shrew... shroom... those things are counted by fives. But even so, that's quite a bit of money. What do you think, Seth, should we take the case?

'''SETH:''' Hmm... It depends on whether there's anything good on television? Guffaw, show me the television guide!

'''GUFFAW:''' It is my duty to remind you all that you are running low on food supplies and cash! While it's not my place to say so, perhaps you should consider the job? But don't let me tell you what to do! You don't have to if you don't want to! Do you still want to see the television guide, captain?

'''SETH:''' Oh fine, we'll take it!

'''GUFFAW:''' Excellent! I'll send a message to the casino owner and the Martian authorities! Do you want me to set a course for Mars?

'''SETH:''' Of course I do!

'''GUFFAW:''' Righteo! Have fun with your little adventure, and try not to get killed!

''{Guffaw signs off, and the monitor switches to the navigation system.}''

'''SETH:''' I swear, that AI really makes me feel uncomfortable.

'''PTER:''' ''{yawns}'' I just woke up, what'd I miss?

'''SETH:''' We received a new bounty. More money. And with more money, we might be able to afford more upgrades.. Or more junk food, I don't know.

'''PTER:''' Oooh. ''{devilish laugh}'' How many body bags should I bring? Three? Four? Do I need body bags for the body bags?

'''SETH:''' Well, um.. I'm kinda hoping that we won't need any. I'm not sure that the bounty applies if we bring him back dead.

'''PTER:''' Who said anything about dead? Sometimes I use my body bags to bind opponents, then proceed to Izuna Drop them into the floor.

'''SETH:''' Izu-what?

'''PTER:''' Fucked if I know!

'''SETH:''' ...Y'know what? Never mind. Let's just catch this guy as quick as possible, so we can get paid as soon as possible.

''{The ship goes into hyper-speed. Flash forward, an hour later. The Leviathan X has reached Mars, and is descending into the planet's atmosphere.}''

'''GUFFAW:''' Weeeeeee'll be landing in ten minutes!

'''M3GA:''' Can't wait. Just need to play that song of how we're landing on the guitar. And I'm only singing by myself. just want you to know. ''{plays the guitar}''

''{A loud thud is heard. The door opens and slinking through the doorway is a man dressed in a white labcoat. He lifts his head up to reveal taught black hair with surprisingly sharp teeth.}''

'''???''' Can I go back to bed yet? It's 8:00...in the morning. My day doesn't start until ''at least'' a hard noon.

'''SETH:''' How can you sleep at a time like this? For the first time in two weeks, we've finally received a bounty!

'''???:''' Wonderful, that means we can fuck up ''again'' and I can patch you all up without getting paid ''again'' and we can be ridiculed by the other ship crews at the hyper-hub ''again''. That's an idyllic lifestyle right there.

'''B-621:''' ''{Suddenly wearing a black suitjacket with an unstraightened black tie}'' Cheer up, doctor! We're visiting a ''casino!'' I've been researching the very subject for months now and I'm going to... "win big", as they say!

'''???:''' Hmm...I have been feeling the itch of the gambling bug. All right, I guess I can perk up. Your Doctor Krauss is all aboard. But I expect some leisure time out of all of this.

'''SETH:''' Then it's settled! We're going for the Jackpot!

'''B-621:''' Excellent! I have already perfected my p-p-p-p-pokerface! ''{Puts on a pair of novelty glasses, the kind with a big fake nose and moustache}'' Nobody shall suspect a thing.

'''SETH:''' Then it's settled! We're going for the Jackpot!

'''GUFFAW:''' We have almost finished landing! Get ready, guys!

''{Cut to a flourishing city on the surface on Mars. The Leviathan X hovers over it, slowly making its landing on an empty parking space that's just outside of the Lonestar Casino. The main doors of the ship open and the ramp extends. The crew come out and walk down it. Doctor Krauss is last, who seems to be esorted by a robot with a build similar to his and the same set of teeth.}''

'''KRAUSS:''' Come on, GR, right this way.

'''GR-01:''' I can't believe you decided to come catch a mobster. Do you know what they're like? And that's got to be an awfully dirty job!

''{Doctor Krauss waits until the group is a safe distance ahead.}''

'''KRAUSS:''' It's okay, GR, I'm not actually going to get my hands dirty on this job! As a matter of fact, I planned to organize a caper!

'''GR-01:''' A...Caper?

'''KRAUSS:''' Yeah! I saw it in this movie from my History in Film class, ''Ocean's Googolplex.'' Starring Robot Zac Effron and Linda Glogzerxwyxx!

'''GR-01:''' That was just a comedy movie! It will never work!

'''KRAUSS:''' Wait and see GR, wait and see.

'''B-621:''' ''{Calling from ahead}'' Come on, doctor! We're going to... er... "score"! Yes, that's it! "Score"! Oh, I like how that sounds!

'''KRAUSS:''' Coming!

''{K-Bot is walking slowly, taking in the lights and sounds of the casino. He accidentally walks into B-621.}''

'''K-BOT:''' Er, sorry. I've never been to a casino before, and all these lights and noises are a bit overwhelming...

''{Cut to another part of the city. Torino is walking the streets while speaking quietly on a headset. Around him is a robe with the hood up, to conceal his identity.}''

'''TORINO:''' I've got the goods. This one should be something big... Yeah, see you in six hours.

''{Torino turns the headset off and walks into a nearby tavern.}''

'''BARTENDER:''' What will you be having?

'''TORINO:''' Just an ordinary beer, please.

''{Torino places a couple of notes on the counter. The bartender puts them away and pours a glass out for him. As this is happening, a man from a nearby table walks up to him and taps him on the shoulder.}''

'''DRUNK:''' H..hey. Excuse me, sir!

''{Torino looks back at the drunk man.}''

'''TORINO:''' I'm not in the mood for talking. Please go away.

'''DRUNK:''' Nah, I won't be long! What.. what do ya have in that case of yours?!

'''TORINO:''' None of your business. Now please, go away. I'm not in the mood to be talking to the likes of you.

'''DRUNK:''' The.. the likes of me, eh? What makes you so special?

'''TORINO:''' Hmph.

''{Torino looks back at his drink and begins to take a sip from it. The drunk man aggressively pulls him back again, aggravating Torino completely.}''

'''DRUNK:''' I don't like 'yer attitude, sir! It seems to me that you're lookin' for a fight!

''{Torino stands up, turns around and smirks at the man.}''

'''TORINO:''' Here, have a drink on me.

''{Torino picks the glass up and smashes it in the man's face, knocking him down to the ground. He picks the briefcase back up and leaves the scene of chaos, leaving the bartender and the rest of the patrons looking bewildered and scared.}''

''{Cut back.}''

'''SETH:''' I wish I could join you all in playing games at the casino. But no, ''I've'' got to do the talking, like always! Hmph. Lucky bastards.

'''B-621:''' ''{Gleefully}'' And I shall be the luckiest of the bastards!

'''SETH:''' And I don't suppose any of you actually brought your own money with you, did you?

'''B-621:''' Er, well, I have about... four sh-...shoo-...show-...shou...?

''{JC storms out of the ship in his underwear.)''

'''JC:''' Okay, which one of you alien bastards drew these penises all over my face?

'''K-BOT:''' ''{sighs}'' Sir, as a cleaning robot I can identify even the smallest messes, and I can tell you the only thing on your face is a bunch of oddly-patterned wrinkles. Did you forget yo put your contacts in again?

'''B-621:''' ''{Squint}'' ...Nnnnope, that's human male genetalia alright. Whoever drew it certainly did a fine job.

'''JC:''' Great. Two conflicting opinions from two equally idiotic cyborgs. Christ, I don't even know why I continue to bother. ''{walks back inside)''

'''SETH:''' Okay, fess up. Which one of you did it?

'''WADE:''' ''{raises hand}'' I found a Sharpie by his room, and the temptation was just too strong.

''{Seth glares at Wade for a couple of seconds. Wade gulps in fear, but a smile emerges from Seth's face and he quickly bursts out in laughter. He gives Wade a high-five.}''

'''SETH:''' Okay, that was a good one! That was a really good one!

'''K-BOT:''' Yeah, I knew that was there, I was just kinda hoping he would take the word of a cleaning robot and leave us alone. Seth, why do you continue to allow that old jerk on the ship? Why not put him into a retirement home with a bunch of other old ex-captains?

'''SETH:''' It's not as easy as that, K. He's an old bastard and all, but I still owe him for the kindness he's shown to me throughout the years. I know it's probably hard to believe, but underneath his cold and wrinkly exterior, there's a heart of gold.

'''PTER:''' ''{pops up from behind Seth}'' I'd know! You know all the surgery and crap I've done to keep that man alive?

'''K-BOT:''' Anyways... what are we going to do now that we're here? We're suppose to be finding this "tortellini" or whatever guy, but we can't really do much about that without some sort of clues about where, or even who, he is.

'''SETH:''' Well, I'm gonna see if we can retrace his steps. You know, ask around for a bit, do a bit of investigation. You guys can do whatever you want while you're in there, I guess. Just try not to lose too hard.

''{Cut to the interior of the Casino. The crew walk through the front doors, only to be halted by two guards.}''

'''GUARD A:''' Sorry to disappoint, but this Casino is currently under lock-down. All ordinary people have been ordered to leave. Unless you're here for the-..

'''SETH:''' I'm here for the bounty! And to catch this guy, I'm gonna need to do a bit of investigating first, y'hear?

'''GUARD B:''' But why are you in such a big group? Surely you only need one person to investigate?

'''SETH:''' They're all here to investigate too. They're going to investigate the Casino's resources.

'''GUARD B:''' You mean they're gonna gamble?

'''SETH:''' Yep.

'''GUARD A:''' Heh. Well, seeing as you're here on official "investigation" terms, I think we'll get away with letting you all in. Good luck.

''{The guards step aside, letting the group through.}''

'''PTER:''' ''{rubs his hands together evilly}'' Eeeeeexxxcellent.

'''M3GA:''' ''{whispering}'' Now we got to find what kind of stuff we have to investigate. Am I right, guys?

'''K-BOT:''' You're absolutely right! Do you think we should split up into smaller groups or teams, or all go as one?

'''SETH:''' Smaller groups would do, I guess. I wouldn't mind if someone were to come with me. That is, of course, if any of you are actually willing to skip the casino games in favour of aiding me.

'''B-621:''' Forgive me, Captain. But I believe I'll stay here and "test my luck" as they s-

'''PTER:''' ''{sadistically}'' I'm just lookin' to "get to work" if you know what I mean...Hmhmhmhm...

'''B-621:''' ...On second thought, I wish to be as far away from him as possible. I'll come with you, Captain.

'''SETH:''' Alrighty, then! Anyone else willing to join me?

'''K-BOT:''' ''{slowly stepping away from Pter}'' Yeah... I think I'll come along too...

'''PTER:''' Oh well. More games for me!

'''B-621:''' ''{Horrified}'' C-can we just go now...?

'''SETH:''' Yeah, I think it would be for the best. C'mon guys.

''{Seth goes further into the casino, accompanied by K-Bot and B-621.}''

'''K-BOT:''' Since we're here, and away from ''him'', would one of you mind telling me what these odd, brightly lit machines with levers and spinning dials do?

'''B-621:''' Ah, I've done my fair share of studying on this subject! Just a moment. ''{Walks over to a nearby slot machine}'' First, you insert a... show... shin... sha...?

'''SETH:''' Just say money, for sol's sake!

'''B-621:''' -You insert some money into this slot here... ''{Pushes a shoumei into a small slot}'' And then you ''pull!'' ''{Gives the lever a strong tug... ripping it off, as shoumeis pour out}'' ...Hey, maybe we should leave.

'''SETH:''' Nah, I'm sure their expenses will cover it. We can't leave, anyway! We still need to interview the owner of this place to see what exactly happened!

'''M3GA:''' You're right. As a matter of fact, somebody needs to ask me what planet i was originally from? Wait, do they ask that?

'''B-621:''' ...Since when did you even get here?

'''M3GA:''' I was following with the rest of the team.

'''B-621:''' Y-yes, but, uh... n-nevermind...

''{The sound of doors opening is heard from the side. The gang turn around to see a short portly man stepping out of his office. He coughs heavily, and walks towards them.}''

'''OWNER:''' I suppose you happen to be the bounty hunters that I've been informed about, aren't you?

'''K-BOT:''' ''{to self}'' Cleaning robot bounty hunter, I like the sound of that... ''{looks at owner}'' Erm, yes, we're the group looking for Mr. Tortoise.

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' Mr. Tortoise?

'''SETH:''' I think he means Torino.

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' Oh. Him. That bastard ran off with this casino's entire savings! But that's not even the worse part of it! The thing he came here for in the first place... It wouldn't even be valuable to him!

'''K-BOT:''' What did he come to get, then?

'''M3GA:''' Anyone want to know?

'''B-621:''' No offense, but I think there are more important matters to attend to than what planet you're from.

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' The thing he took? It was my mother's necklace, which she gave it to me when she died. It was made from solid gold, so naturally, it was worth nothing, money-wise. But the sentimental value that came with it made it worth more to me than anything. It has been passed through my family for generations, and to have this filthy crook steal it from me is the biggest insult ever!

'''SETH:''' Wait, how do you know that it was his main intention?

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' I don't actually know for sure, but it's an assumption, more than anything else. You can believe it or not, but being the successful businessman that I am, I've made quite a few enemies in my lifetime. Oh yes. This man didn't want my gold, he wanted to bring me down, because he was-..

'''SETH:''' Yeaaaaah, sorry to interrupt, but we can't really base this all on assumptions. Oh, it doesn't matter.

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' Hmph, fine. I wouldn't expect a mercenary like you to care, anyway. As long as you bring back what's rightfully mine!

'''K-BOT:''' Don't worry, sir! We'll get your necklace back for you!

'''PTER:''' ''{pops up from behind Seth, holding a fair share of shoumeis}'' Hello again! ''{grins with a squeak noise}'' You'll never guess what I've been doing!

'''K-BOT:''' ''{whispering to B-621}'' Just back away slowly, and when he diverts his attention, run.

'''PTER:''' Calm down, K-Bot. I was only winning at the slots. I haven't killed anyone.

'''B-621:''' ... ''{Slowly turns to K-bot, whispering}'' ''Yet...''

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' I have no idea if it will actually help, but if you want, I can show you the security cam footage.

''{Cut to Krauss and GR. They're both wearing suits. GR has shades on. Both are holding drinks.}''

'''KRAUSS:''' Come now, GR, I've already met some people who can help us.

''{Krauss opens an oncoming door. A room full of seedy aliens, most of which are green with tentacles and dressed like a motorcycle gang stare daggers at the two.}''

'''KRAUSS:''' Just kidding, I have '''no''' idea what I'm doing!

'''GR:''' God-''dammit'' you are stupid!

'''KRAUSS:''' Then you show me how to rob a casino!

'''GR:''' Gladly.

''{Cut back to Seth's group, who have now been lead to the security room. The room is small and dark, and most of the space has been taken by the main security console. Above the console is an assortment of different monitors that show what's happening around the casino in real time.}''

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' Here it is, in all of its glory! The security room!

'''SETH:''' Yeah, I wouldn't really be that proud of it, considering how this thief was able to just waltz in and grab the loot. No offence, but you may wanna consider getting a better security team.

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' Oh come now! It's not like it's a regular occurrence!

'''SETH:''' I know, I know! Just sayin'.

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' J..just do what you need to do and catch that man already! I don't want to be a distraction, so I'll just leave you guys to find the footage of the robbery yourself. It can't be that hard, anyway!

''{Louis leaves the room, shutting the door behind him.}''

'''SETH:''' Wow, how a man can be trusted to run a whole casino, I don't know.

'''K-BOT:''' So, what time frame are we looking for in these security tapes?

'''SETH:''' The hell if I know. I'm just lamenting the fact that there isn't any footage of the ladies bathroom.

'''B-621:''' ''{Chuckles}'' Captain, get a load of this moron! He just broke the slot machine and showhatevers and are just spilling ''everywhere!'' Ohohooooh, wait a second...

'''SETH:''' Yeah, I think it would be for the best if we take this foot-.. Whoa hey! Look!

'''B-621:''' What is it?

''{Seth grabs B-621 and points to one of the screens.}''

'''SETH:''' It's Virgil and his-.. other guy!

'''B-621:''' Oh yeah! ..What are they doing?

'''SETH:''' I seriously have no idea.

'''K-BOT:''' Captain, Shouldn't be looking for the tape of the robbery?

'''SETH:''' Oh, right. Of course.

'''K-BOT:''' I did notice a suspicious-looking man hanging around in this tape here, but he hasn't actually done anything yet. Do you have any input?

'''B-621:''' Suspicious how, exactly? Was he wearing a menacing tophat and monocle?

'''K-BOT:''' He's just standing there, looking around every now and again, like he's trying to make sure no one is watching him. I don't know why it seems suspicious to me, it's just something about him...

''{Zoom in on the screen. The man sneaks himself into the main office. A minute or so later, the man walks out of the office holding a briefcase, only to be spotted by a patrolling guard. He dashes in an attempt to escape the premises, only for the guard to pursue him. Two other guards come on camera and start pursuing the man as well. We zoom in on each particular screen as the man gets chased through each individual part of the casino until he runs into the men's bathroom. A couple of seconds after, the guards run into the bathroom. A minute or so passes and the man runs out of the bathroom alone, now brandishing a handgun. He fires the gun into the air, scaring away regular people as he dashes through the exit.}''

'''SETH:''' That.. That wasn't really helpful. It showed us how he did it, but it didn't give us any clues on where he went. Damn it.

'''K-BOT:''' Well, we could always retrace his steps to see if he left footprints or anything.

'''SETH:''' It's worth a try, I guess. Not sure how we would be able to find his specific footprints, however. This being a popular place and all.

'''B-621:''' Hm... perhaps if were to get a hold of Torellini's DNA, I could somehow track him down.

'''SETH:''' That's not a bad idea either. But where would we find his DNA?

'''B-621:''' ...Perhaps he forgot to flush in the bathroom?

'''SETH:''' I don't think he actually- you know... I'm pretty sure he was trying to hide. Badly.

'''B-621:''' Well, I've read that sometimes, while in a desperate situation, out of fear, humans tend to defi-

'''SETH:''' WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO GO THERE, OKAY?

'''K-BOT:''' Well, we know where he last was, maybe we could go there, see if there are prints or anything following the path he takes in the video, and if we find anything we could test them for DNA.

''{Krauss and GR emerge onto the scene.}''

'''KRAUSS:''' Hey Gambinos, how we all doing?

'''GR:''' Do you even know who the Gambinos were?

'''KRAUSS:''' Shut up and show me what your brilliant scheme is.

'''GR:''' ''{Turns to face the crew}'' Hey guys, this criminal we're out for, exactly what do we have on him? You know, any kind of dirt?

'''KRAUSS:''' We're trying to look around for clues in the low places, but we can't pull anything.

'''SETH:''' Yeah.. that's the thing. We have no dirt. We do have security cam footage, but it didn't give us any indication on where he actually went after this. I'm starting to think that this might just be a bust. Should we take an hour break or something?

'''B-621:''' That could be for the best, yes. I've been wishing to try out those new "Alcohol Simulation Chips" bars have recently started carrying.

'''SETH:''' There's a fairly popular tavern a couple of blocks away. We could discuss this situation over a round of drinks. Who's game?

'''PTER:''' I am! Hell, I even have money to pay for the drinks.

'''SETH:''' All right! I guess we're settled then. Drinks, then Toriano.

'''K-BOT:''' Sir, don't you mean-

'''SETH:''' Torino, sorry. Who cares, anyway?

'''K-BOT:''' Well, this should be interesting. I hope the Leviathan has a designated driver...

'''SETH:''' Eh, let's not worry about that. I'm sure Guffaw has some kind of auto-pilot manoeuvre.

''{They proceed to walk out of the casino, until one of the guards goes up to them.}''

'''GUARD:''' Wait, have you found who-..

'''SETH:''' Eh, later. We're gonna get hammered first. See ya in an hour.

'''GUARD:''' Um.. right then. Carry on.

''{The guard steps out of the way and they leave the casino. Cut to the outside of the tavern.}''

'''SETH:''' You never know, guys. We might be better at solving problems if we're absolutely pissed while doing so! It's worth a try!

'''K-BOT:''' I thought we came here to get drunk, not angry... what good would being mad at each other do?

'''SETH:''' No, I didn't mean it like that. I meant pissed as in..

''{Seth sighs.}''

'''SETH:''' Let's just get drunk, that's what I'm saying.

'''PTER:''' Iiiiii'm down! ''{smiles}''

''{They go into the tavern, only to come across a much different scene than what was originally expected. An unconscious man is lying on the ground with his face covered in blood, and he is surrounded by shards of glass. Two medics are tending to his wounds. The bartender notices the gang and walks up to them.}''

'''BARTENDER:''' I'm really sorry for the inconvenience right now, but I'm afraid you'll all have to leave. We're currently closed.

'''K-BOT:''' We're not actually here for drinks. ''{glances at Seth}''

'''SETH:''' Hey! What the hell are you say-...

'''K-BOT:''' We were called in to investigate a Mr. Torino. Does this have anything to do with him?

'''BARTENDER:''' Well, somebody did all this. I have no idea what the man's name was, though.

'''SETH:''' What happened here, anyway?

'''BARTENDER:''' At first, it was just business as usual. I was going about my job, which is to keep all these alcoholic bastards happy and juiced, and suddenly this weird man just walked in, who I had never seen before in my life. For some odd reason, he was wearing a black robe. Why he chose to wear such an odd piece of clothing, I have no idea. Must've been a cultural thing or some weird shit like that. I dunno.

'''SETH:''' Did he have anything on hand with him at the time? Like a bag, or a suitcase? Anything that could be used to carry something with.

'''BARTENDER:''' Yeah, he did, actually. He had a briefcase with him. He was pretty defensive about it as well. That poor guy over there can vouch for that. ''{He points to the unconscious man being tended to by the medics.}''

'''SETH:''' I think we may be onto something. What did he do?

'''BARTENDER:''' At first, he was quite normal. He sat at the counter and ordered a glass of beer. It was all fine, until ''he'' went up to him. It's not the first time he's gotten into trouble by poking his nose into other people's business. His reputation precedes him for being a bit of a snoop, really. Most people usually let him off lightly, but this mystery man.. he wasn't as forgiving. To put it bluntly, he got kinda annoyed and smashed a glass in his face. While I can't particularly blame him for doing so, it may have been a little bit of an overkill, if you know what I mean?

'''PTER:''' ''{chugs a drink}'' Who's ''he''?

'''BARTENDER:''' The poor bastard who ended up getting a glass of beer smashed in his face.

'''PTER:''' Oh...hey, can I get another?

''{The bartender takes his glass and refills it.}''

'''BARTENDER:''' You do intend on paying for this, right?

'''PTER:''' ''{whips out his bag of shoumeis}'' I can keep this up all day.

'''BARTENDER:''' ''{He looks at the bag and grins.}'' Well then, feel free to stay as long as you like! ...For investigation purposes, that is.

'''K-BOT:''' Well, sense we're here, I may as well try this "alcohol" stuff. Can I get whatever he's drinking? ''{puts a handfull of shoumeis on the bar.}''

'''BARTENDER:''' Here you go.

''{K-Bot takes the drink and pours the entire thing into his mouth at once. A series of crackling noises followed by a loud pop come from his chest, and he falls to the ground, now emitting smoke.}''

'''SETH:''' Pfft, lightweight.

'''BARTENDER:''' Anything else you need?

'''SETH:''' Yeah.. Any idea where he may have gone?

'''BARTENDER:''' I don't know specifically, but it didn't happen that long ago. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that he's still around this area. Have you checked the market yet? That's usually where most of the business goes on, after all.

'''PTER:''' ''{slightly slurred}'' Another! ''{puts some shoumeis on the bar}''

''{The bartender fills another glass and hands it to Pter.}''

'''SETH:''' Pter, don't you think you've had a bit too much?

'''BARTENDER:''' Nonsense! There's no such thing as too much when it comes to my bar!

''{K-Bot suddenly jumps up from the floor, still emitting some smoke from his mouth.}''

'''K-BOT:''' ''{now speaking with a slightly deeper, cracklier, and all around more robotic voice}'' Well then! That was something! What's this about long ago? Well if he's around the market then it's time to get to the market! Make the long ago into the now! Allons-y! ''{walks, with a swift pace, directly into a wall}'' Ow! Ok, this alcohol stuff clearly doesn't get along with me...

Leviathan/eps/PILOT

2012-05-17T19:08:45Z

Kirbychu:

Leviathan/eps/PILOT

2012-05-16T20:17:57Z

Kirbychu:

== Summary ==

== Transcript ==

''{Open to the interior of a bathroom toilet stall. A man is crouched down, standing on the toilet seat, holding onto a large suitcase and panicking.}''

'''BENNY TORINO:''' I can’t believe it… I cannot believe it. I just did it. I just stole from one of the biggest casinos on Mars. What the hell was I thinking?! I am going to die for sure!

''{The sound of the bathroom door is heard opening, and three men charge into the room. Cut to the exterior of the stall, revealing the three men to be standing side to side, each of them pointing their guns at the bathroom stall.}''

'''CASINO GUARD A:''' Come out! You can't run from us any longer!

'''CASINO GUARD B:''' We'll shoot!

'''CASINO GUARD A:''' Give up already, Torino! We have you cornered! Just come out and-…

'''BENNY TORINO:''' Shit. Busted. Hmph, it's either now or never!

''{Torino violently kicks down the stall door, holding a pistol in one hand and the suitcase in another. His face is glistening with sweat and his body is shaking erratically.}''

'''CASINO GUARD B:''' So ya wanna fight, huh?

'''CASINO GUARD C:''' You're such a-..

''{Torino quickly maneuvers himself behind the third guard and puts him in a chokehold. He shoots at the other two guards’ legs, incapacitating them and buying enough time to escape. He releases his grip from his hostage, only to slam his head against the wall, knocking him out completely. He runs out of the bathroom, making his exit with the suitcase.}''

''{Cut to the cockpit of the Leviathan X. Seth is lounging around on the Captain's chair with a can of Pepsi in his hand. He is lazing about and using the ship's monitor as a way of watching television. Around him is a huge pile of trash, such as soft drink cans and fast food boxes. B-621, his ZAAAAANY robot companion/assistant/lackey/butt monkey stands by his Captain, a full soda can at the ready. K-Bot is in the background, attempting to clean up the piles of garbage.}''

'''B-621:''' Y'know, I never would have expected this show about the "stupid ages" would be so popular.

''{Cut to the screen. The hit sitcom "Wacky Adventures in Wiki City" plays.}''

'''RAIKU:''' ''{In the show}'' HEY GUYS, CAN I HELP TOO? ''{Randomly runs into a wall}'' I meant to do that!

'''BROOKSIE:''' That's our Raiku! ''{Laughtrack. Cut back}''

'''B-621:''' ''{Chuckles}'' Oh, Raiku. What ''will'' you do next?

'''SETH:''' Eh, I've found the show to be quite stale, to be honest. Ever since they did a huge build up to that purge storyline only to have it end with a massive anti-climax.. I don't know, it just hasn't been the same since. But of course, some people have been saying that it went down the drain way before that. They claim that it was the NSMC arc that really ruined the series. What do you think?

'''B-621:''' If you ask me, I think it started going downhill after they banished Noid from the city. I mean, really. It's just unrealistic. You just don't banish someone for reading crude literature in public. ...Well... there ''was'' that one incident on Planet Conservon on a couple years back... but still, it probably didn't apply back then.

'''K-BOT:''' Hey, Captain Seth, I just found the ship's communicator under your pile og trash, and it says it's picking up an urgent message. Should I bring them up on screen?

'''SETH:''' Urgent message, eh? Lay it on me, then.

'''M3GA:''' It seems that there is a- wait a minute? Should i go back to work?

''{K-Bot activates the communicator. The TV show is cut off and replaced by the image of a man's face. Guffaw appears in the corner of the screen.}''

'''GUFFAW:''' GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE! A NEW BOUNTY HAS JUST BEEN ANNOUNCED!!

'''SETH:''' Brilliant! Who is it?

''{The man's information opens up, showing next to the man's image. It reads:}''

:'''NAME: BENNY TORINO'''
:'''AGE: 37'''
:'''SPECIES: HUMAN'''
:'''HEIGHT: 5 FEET 7 INCHES'''
:'''WEIGHT: 253 POUNDS'''
:'''BOUNTY: 30,000 SHOUMEIS'''

'''GUFFAW:''' The man was seen stealing from the "Lonestar Casino", one of the biggest casinos on Mars. The owner of the Casino is offering this huge sum of money to the man who turns him in and retrieves the valuables. Isn't that great?

'''B-621:''' Sweet something of something, Captain! Just look at all those... sho... s-shou... shoe...? ''{Brief pause}'' ...Look at all the money he's offering!

'''M3GA:''' Well, what kind of money, 5 dollar bills and a cheese sandwich?

'''K-BOT:''' Well I'm not an expert, but I don't think you're that far off. I think sho... shrew... shroom... those things are counted by fives. But even so, that's quite a bit of money. What do you think, Seth, should we take the case?

'''SETH:''' Hmm... It depends on whether there's anything good on television? Guffaw, show me the television guide!

'''GUFFAW:''' It is my duty to remind you all that you are running low on food supplies and cash! While it's not my place to say so, perhaps you should consider the job? But don't let me tell you what to do! You don't have to if you don't want to! Do you still want to see the television guide, captain?

'''SETH:''' Oh fine, we'll take it!

'''GUFFAW:''' Excellent! I'll send a message to the casino owner and the Martian authorities! Do you want me to set a course for Mars?

'''SETH:''' Of course I do!

'''GUFFAW:''' Righteo! Have fun with your little adventure, and try not to get killed!

''{Guffaw signs off, and the monitor switches to the navigation system.}''

'''SETH:''' I swear, that AI really makes me feel uncomfortable.

'''PTER:''' ''{yawns}'' I just woke up, what'd I miss?

'''SETH:''' We received a new bounty. More money. And with more money, we might be able to afford more upgrades.. Or more junk food, I don't know.

'''PTER:''' Oooh. ''{devilish laugh}'' How many body bags should I bring? Three? Four? Do I need body bags for the body bags?

'''SETH:''' Well, um.. I'm kinda hoping that we won't need any. I'm not sure that the bounty applies if we bring him back dead.

'''PTER:''' Who said anything about dead? Sometimes I use my body bags to bind opponents, then proceed to Izuna Drop them into the floor.

'''SETH:''' Izu-what?

'''PTER:''' Fucked if I know!

'''SETH:''' ...Y'know what? Never mind. Let's just catch this guy as quick as possible, so we can get paid as soon as possible.

''{The ship goes into hyper-speed. Flash forward, an hour later. The Leviathan X has reached Mars, and is descending into the planet's atmosphere.}''

'''GUFFAW:''' Weeeeeee'll be landing in ten minutes!

'''M3GA:''' Can't wait. Just need to play that song of how we're landing on the guitar. And I'm only singing by myself. just want you to know. ''{plays the guitar}''

''{A loud thud is heard. The door opens and slinking through the doorway is a man dressed in a white labcoat. He lifts his head up to reveal taught black hair with surprisingly sharp teeth.}''

'''???''' Can I go back to bed yet? It's 8:00...in the morning. My day doesn't start until ''at least'' a hard noon.

'''SETH:''' How can you sleep at a time like this? For the first time in two weeks, we've finally received a bounty!

'''???:''' Wonderful, that means we can fuck up ''again'' and I can patch you all up without getting paid ''again'' and we can be ridiculed by the other ship crews at the hyper-hub ''again''. That's an idyllic lifestyle right there.

'''B-621:''' ''{Suddenly wearing a black suitjacket with an unstraightened black tie}'' Cheer up, doctor! We're visiting a ''casino!'' I've been researching the very subject for months now and I'm going to... "win big", as they say!

'''???:''' Hmm...I have been feeling the itch of the gambling bug. All right, I guess I can perk up. Your Doctor Krauss is all aboard. But I expect some leisure time out of all of this.

'''SETH:''' Then it's settled! We're going for the Jackpot!

'''B-621:''' Excellent! I have already perfected my p-p-p-p-pokerface! ''{Puts on a pair of novelty glasses, the kind with a big fake nose and moustache}'' Nobody shall suspect a thing.

'''SETH:''' Then it's settled! We're going for the Jackpot!

'''GUFFAW:''' We have almost finished landing! Get ready, guys!

''{Cut to a flourishing city on the surface on Mars. The Leviathan X hovers over it, slowly making its landing on an empty parking space that's just outside of the Lonestar Casino. The main doors of the ship open and the ramp extends. The crew come out and walk down it. Doctor Krauss is last, who seems to be esorted by a robot with a build similar to his and the same set of teeth.}''

'''KRAUSS:''' Come on, GR, right this way.

'''GR-01:''' I can't believe you decided to come catch a mobster. Do you know what they're like? And that's got to be an awfully dirty job!

''{Doctor Krauss waits until the group is a safe distance ahead.}''

'''KRAUSS:''' It's okay, GR, I'm not actually going to get my hands dirty on this job! As a matter of fact, I planned to organize a caper!

'''GR-01:''' A...Caper?

'''KRAUSS:''' Yeah! I saw it in this movie from my History in Film class, ''Ocean's Googolplex.'' Starring Robot Zac Effron and Linda Glogzerxwyxx!

'''GR-01:''' That was just a comedy movie! It will never work!

'''KRAUSS:''' Wait and see GR, wait and see.

'''B-621:''' ''{Calling from ahead}'' Come on, doctor! We're going to... er... "score"! Yes, that's it! "Score"! Oh, I like how that sounds!

'''KRAUSS:''' Coming!

''{K-Bot is walking slowly, taking in the lights and sounds of the casino. He accidentally walks into B-621.}''

'''K-BOT:''' Er, sorry. I've never been to a casino before, and all these lights and noises are a bit overwhelming...

''{Cut to another part of the city. Torino is walking the streets while speaking quietly on a headset. Around him is a robe with the hood up, to conceal his identity.}''

'''TORINO:''' I've got the goods. This one should be something big... Yeah, see you in six hours.

''{Torino turns the headset off and walks into a nearby tavern.}''

'''BARTENDER:''' What will you be having?

'''TORINO:''' Just an ordinary beer, please.

''{Torino places a couple of notes on the counter. The bartender puts them away and pours a glass out for him. As this is happening, a man from a nearby table walks up to him and taps him on the shoulder.}''

'''DRUNK:''' H..hey. Excuse me, sir!

''{Torino looks back at the drunk man.}''

'''TORINO:''' I'm not in the mood for talking. Please go away.

'''DRUNK:''' Nah, I won't be long! What.. what do ya have in that case of yours?!

'''TORINO:''' None of your business. Now please, go away. I'm not in the mood to be talking to the likes of you.

'''DRUNK:''' The.. the likes of me, eh? What makes you so special?

'''TORINO:''' Hmph.

''{Torino looks back at his drink and begins to take a sip from it. The drunk man aggressively pulls him back again, aggravating Torino completely.}''

'''DRUNK:''' I don't like 'yer attitude, sir! It seems to me that you're lookin' for a fight!

''{Torino stands up, turns around and smirks at the man.}''

'''TORINO:''' Here, have a drink on me.

''{Torino picks the glass up and smashes it in the man's face, knocking him down to the ground. He picks the suitcase back up and leaves the scene of chaos, leaving the bartender and the rest of the patrons looking bewildered and scared.}''

''{Cut back.}''

'''SETH:''' I wish I could join you all in playing games at the casino. But no, ''I've'' got to do the talking, like always! Hmph. Lucky bastards.

'''B-621:''' ''{Gleefully}'' And I shall be the luckiest of the bastards!

'''SETH:''' And I don't suppose any of you actually brought your own money with you, did you?

'''B-621:''' Er, well, I have about... four sh-...shoo-...show-...shou...?

''{JC storms out of the ship in his underwear.)''

'''JC:''' Okay, which one of you alien bastards drew these penises all over my face?

'''K-BOT:''' ''{sighs}'' Sir, as a cleaning robot I can identify even the smallest messes, and I can tell you the only thing on your face is a bunch of oddly-patterned wrinkles. Did you forget yo put your contacts in again?

'''B-621:''' ''{Squint}'' ...Nnnnope, that's human male genetalia alright. Whoever drew it certainly did a fine job.

'''JC:''' Great. Two conflicting opinions from two equally idiotic cyborgs. Christ, I don't even know why I continue to bother. ''{walks back inside)''

'''SETH:''' Okay, fess up. Which one of you did it?

'''WADE:''' ''{raises hand}'' I found a Sharpie by his room, and the temptation was just too strong.

''{Seth glares at Wade for a couple of seconds. Wade gulps in fear, but a smile emerges from Seth's face and he quickly bursts out in laughter. He gives Wade a high-five.}''

'''SETH:''' Okay, that was a good one! That was a really good one!

'''K-BOT:''' Yeah, I knew that was there, I was just kinda hoping he would take the word of a cleaning robot and leave us alone. Seth, why do you continue to allow that old jerk on the ship? Why not put him into a retirement home with a bunch of other old ex-captains?

'''SETH:''' It's not as easy as that, K. He's an old bastard and all, but I still owe him for the kindness he's shown to me throughout the years. I know it's probably hard to believe, but underneath his cold and wrinkly exterior, there's a heart of gold.

'''PTER:''' ''{pops up from behind Seth}'' I'd know! You know all the surgery and crap I've done to keep that man alive?

'''K-BOT:''' Anyways... what are we going to do now that we're here? We're suppose to be finding this "tortellini" or whatever guy, but we can't really do much about that without some sort of clues about where, or even who, he is.

'''SETH:''' Well, I'm gonna see if we can retrace his steps. You know, ask around for a bit, do a bit of investigation. You guys can do whatever you want while you're in there, I guess. Just try not to lose too hard.

''{Cut to the interior of the Casino. The crew walk through the front doors, only to be halted by two guards.}''

'''GUARD A:''' Sorry to disappoint, but this Casino is currently under lock-down. All ordinary people have been ordered to leave. Unless you're here for the-..

'''SETH:''' I'm here for the bounty! And to catch this guy, I'm gonna need to do a bit of investigating first, y'hear?

'''GUARD B:''' But why are you in such a big group? Surely you only need one person to investigate?

'''SETH:''' They're all here to investigate too. They're going to investigate the Casino's resources.

'''GUARD B:''' You mean they're gonna gamble?

'''SETH:''' Yep.

'''GUARD A:''' Heh. Well, seeing as you're here on official "investigation" terms, I think we'll get away with letting you all in. Good luck.

''{The guards step aside, letting the group through.}''

'''PTER:''' ''{rubs his hands together evilly}'' Eeeeeexxxcellent.

'''M3GA:''' ''{whispering}'' Now we got to find what kind of stuff we have to investigate. Am I right, guys?

'''K-BOT:''' You're absolutely right! Do you think we should split up into smaller groups or teams, or all go as one?

'''SETH:''' Smaller groups would do, I guess. I wouldn't mind if someone were to come with me. That is, of course, if any of you are actually willing to skip the casino games in favour of aiding me.

'''B-621:''' Forgive me, Captain. But I believe I'll stay here and "test my luck" as they s-

'''PTER:''' ''{sadistically}'' I'm just lookin' to "get to work" if you know what I mean...Hmhmhmhm...

'''B-621:''' ...On second thought, I wish to be as far away from him as possible. I'll come with you, Captain.

'''SETH:''' Alrighty, then! Anyone else willing to join me?

'''K-BOT:''' ''{slowly stepping away from Pter}'' Yeah... I think I'll come along too...

'''PTER:''' Oh well. More games for me!

'''B-621:''' ''{Horrified}'' C-can we just go now...?

'''SETH:''' Yeah, I think it would be for the best. C'mon guys.

''{Seth goes further into the casino, accompanied by K-Bot and B-621.}''

'''K-BOT:''' Since we're here, and away from ''him'', would one of you mind telling me what these odd, brightly lit machines with levers and spinning dials do?

'''B-621:''' Ah, I've done my fair share of studying on this subject! Just a moment. ''{Walks over to a nearby slot machine}'' First, you insert a... show... shin... sha...?

'''SETH:''' Just say money, for sol's sake!

'''B-621:''' -You insert some money into this slot here... ''{Pushes a shoumei into a small slot}'' And then you ''pull!'' ''{Gives the lever a strong tug... ripping it off, as shoumeis pour out}'' ...Hey, maybe we should leave.

'''SETH:''' Nah, I'm sure their expenses will cover it. We can't leave, anyway! We still need to interview the owner of this place to see what exactly happened!

'''M3GA:''' You're right. As a matter of fact, somebody needs to ask me what planet i was originally from? Wait, do they ask that?

'''B-621:''' ...Since when did you even get here?

'''M3GA:''' I was following with the rest of the team.

'''B-621:''' Y-yes, but, uh... n-nevermind...

''{The sound of doors opening is heard from the side. The gang turn around to see a short portly man stepping out of his office. He coughs heavily, and walks towards them.}''

'''OWNER:''' I suppose you happen to be the bounty hunters that I've been informed about, aren't you?

'''K-BOT:''' ''{to self}'' Cleaning robot bounty hunter, I like the sound of that... ''{looks at owner}'' Erm, yes, we're the group looking for Mr. Tortoise.

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' Mr. Tortoise?

'''SETH:''' I think he means Torino.

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' Oh. Him. That bastard ran off with this casino's entire savings! But that's not even the worse part of it! The thing he came here for in the first place... It wouldn't even be valuable to him!

'''K-BOT:''' What did he come to get, then?

'''M3GA:''' Anyone want to know?

'''B-621:''' No offense, but I think there are more important matters to attend to than what planet you're from.

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' The thing he took? It was my mother's necklace, which she gave it to me when she died. It was made from solid gold, so naturally, it was worth nothing, money-wise. But the sentimental value that came with it made it worth more to me than anything. It has been passed through my family for generations, and to have this filthy crook steal it from me is the biggest insult ever!

'''SETH:''' Wait, how do you know that it was his main intention?

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' I don't actually know for sure, but it's an assumption, more than anything else. You can believe it or not, but being the successful businessman that I am, I've made quite a few enemies in my lifetime. Oh yes. This man didn't want my gold, he wanted to bring me down, because he was-..

'''SETH:''' Yeaaaaah, sorry to interrupt, but we can't really base this all on assumptions. Oh, it doesn't matter.

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' Hmph, fine. I wouldn't expect a mercenary like you to care, anyway. As long as you bring back what's rightfully mine!

'''K-BOT:''' Don't worry, sir! We'll get your necklace back for you!

'''PTER:''' ''{pops up from behind Seth, holding a fair share of shoumeis}'' Hello again! ''{grins with a squeak noise}'' You'll never guess what I've been doing!

'''K-BOT:''' ''{whispering to B-621}'' Just back away slowly, and when he diverts his attention, run.

'''PTER:''' Calm down, K-Bot. I was only winning at the slots. I haven't killed anyone.

'''B-621:''' ... ''{Slowly turns to K-bot, whispering}'' ''Yet...''

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' I have no idea if it will actually help, but if you want, I can show you the security cam footage.

''{Cut to Krauss and GR. They're both wearing suits. GR has shades on. Both are holding drinks.}''

'''KRAUSS:''' Come now, GR, I've already met some people who can help us.

''{Krauss opens an oncoming door. A room full of seedy aliens, most of which are green with tentacles and dressed like a motorcycle gang stare daggers at the two.}''

'''KRAUSS:''' Just kidding, I have '''no''' idea what I'm doing!

'''GR:''' God-''dammit'' you are stupid!

'''KRAUSS:''' Then you show me how to rob a casino!

'''GR:''' Gladly.

''{Cut back to Seth's group, who have now been lead to the security room. The room is small and dark, and most of the space has been taken by the main security console. Above the console is an assortment of different monitors that show what's happening around the casino in real time.}''

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' Here it is, in all of its glory! The security room!

'''SETH:''' Yeah, I wouldn't really be that proud of it, considering how this thief was able to just waltz in and grab the loot. No offence, but you may wanna consider getting a better security team.

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' Oh come now! It's not like it's a regular occurrence!

'''SETH:''' I know, I know! Just sayin'.

'''LOUIS LECHANCE:''' J..just do what you need to do and catch that man already! I don't want to be a distraction, so I'll just leave you guys to find the footage of the robbery yourself. It can't be that hard, anyway!

''{Louis leaves the room, shutting the door behind him.}''

'''SETH:''' Wow, how a man can be trusted to run a whole casino, I don't know.

'''K-BOT:''' So, what time frame are we looking for in these security tapes?

'''SETH:''' The hell if I know. I'm just lamenting the fact that there isn't any footage of the ladies bathroom.

'''B-621:''' ''{Chuckles}'' Captain, get a load of this moron! He just broke the slot machine and showhatevers and are just spilling ''everywhere!'' Ohohooooh, wait a second...

'''SETH:''' Yeah, I think it would be for the best if we take this foot-.. Whoa hey! Look!

'''B-621:''' What is it?

''{Seth grabs B-621 and points to one of the screens.}''

'''SETH:''' It's Virgil and his-.. other guy!

'''B-621:''' Oh yeah! ..What are they doing?

'''SETH:''' I seriously have no idea.

'''K-BOT:''' Captain, Shouldn't be looking for the tape of the robbery?

'''SETH:''' Oh, right. Of course.

'''K-BOT:''' I did notice a suspicious-looking man hanging around in this tape here, but he hasn't actually done anything yet. Do you have any input?

'''B-621:''' Suspicious how, exactly? Was he wearing a menacing tophat and monocle?

'''K-BOT:''' He's just standing there, looking around every now and again, like he's trying to make sure no one is watching him. I don't know why it seems suspicious to me, it's just something about him...

''{Zoom in on the screen. The man sneaks himself into the main office. A minute or so later, the man walks out of the office holding a suitcase, only to be spotted by a patrolling guard. He dashes in an attempt to escape the premises, only for the guard to pursue him. Two other guards come on camera and start pursuing the man as well. We zoom in on each particular screen as the man gets chased through each individual part of the casino until he runs into the men's bathroom. A couple of seconds after, the guards run into the bathroom. A minute or so passes and the man runs out of the bathroom alone, now brandishing a handgun. He fires the gun into the air, scaring away regular people as he dashes through the exit.}''

'''SETH:''' That.. That wasn't really helpful. It showed us how he did it, but it didn't give us any clues on where he went. Damn it.

'''K-BOT:''' Well, we could always retrace his steps to see if he left footprints or anything.

'''SETH:''' It's worth a try, I guess. Not sure how we would be able to find his specific footprints, however. This being a popular place and all.

'''B-621:''' Hm... perhaps if were to get a hold of Torellini's DNA, I could somehow track him down.

'''SETH:''' That's not a bad idea either. But where would we find his DNA?

'''B-621:''' ...Perhaps he forgot to flush in the bathroom?

'''SETH:''' I don't think he actually- you know... I'm pretty sure he was trying to hide. Badly.

'''B-621:''' Well, I've read that sometimes, while in a desperate situation, out of fear, humans tend to defi-

'''SETH:''' WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO GO THERE, OKAY?

'''K-BOT:''' Well, we know where he last was, maybe we could go there, see if there are prints or anything following the path he takes in the video, and if we find anything we could test them for DNA.

''{Krauss and GR emerge onto the scene.}''

'''KRAUSS:''' Hey Gambinos, how we all doing?

'''GR:''' Do you even know who the Gambinos were?

'''KRAUSS:''' Shut up and show me what your brilliant scheme is.

'''GR:''' ''{Turns to face the crew}'' Hey guys, this criminal we're out for, exactly what do we have on him? You know, any kind of dirt?

'''KRAUSS:''' We're trying to look around for clues in the low places, but we can't pull anything.

'''SETH:''' Yeah.. that's the thing. We have no dirt. We do have security cam footage, but it didn't give us any indication on where he actually went after this. I'm starting to think that this might just be a bust. Should we take an hour break or something?

'''B-621:''' That could be for the best, yes. I've been wishing to try out those new "Alcohol Simulation Chips" bars have recently started carrying.

'''SETH:''' There's a fairly popular tavern a couple of blocks away. We could discuss this situation over a round of drinks. Who's game?

'''PTER:''' I am! Hell, I even have money to pay for the drinks.

'''SETH:''' All right! I guess we're settled then. Drinks, then Toriano.

'''K-BOT:''' Sir, don't you mean-

'''SETH:''' Torino, sorry. Who cares, anyway?

'''K-BOT:''' Well, this should be interesting. I hope the Leviathan has a designated driver...

'''SETH:''' Eh, let's not worry about that. I'm sure Guffaw has some kind of auto-pilot manoeuvre.

''{They proceed to walk out of the casino, until one of the guards goes up to them.}''

'''GUARD:''' Wait, have you found who-..

'''SETH:''' Eh, later. We're gonna get hammered first. See ya in an hour.

'''GUARD:''' Um.. right then. Carry on.

''{The guard steps out of the way and they leave the casino. Cut to the outside of the tavern.}''

'''SETH:''' You never know, guys. We might be better at solving problems if we're absolutely pissed while doing so! It's worth a try!

'''K-BOT:''' I thought we came here to get drunk, not angry... what good would being mad at each other do?

'''SETH:''' No, I didn't mean it like that. I meant pissed as in..

''{Seth sighs.}''

'''SETH:''' Let's just get drunk, that's what I'm saying.

'''PTER:''' Iiiiii'm down! ''{smiles}''

''{They go into the tavern, only to come across a much different scene than what was originally expected. An unconscious man is lying on the ground with his face covered in blood, and he is surrounded by shards of glass. Two medics are tending to his wounds. The bartender notices the gang and walks up to them.}''

'''BARTENDER:''' I'm really sorry for the inconvenience right now, but I'm afraid you'll all have to leave. We're currently closed.

'''K-BOT:''' We're not actually here for drinks. ''{glances at Seth}'' We were called in to investigate a Mr. Torino. Does this have anything to do with him?

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