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Homestar tiger: /* GARSP */

Hey HST! I see you joined the WUW! Welcome! [[User:Sephiroth|Sephiroth]] 16:34, 5 April 2008 (MDT)
:Yeah, welcome, H*T! =D - Znex 16:40, 5 April 2008 (MDT)

Hey HST. Wanna help me with an Interactive idea? [[User:TheStick|TheStick]] 18:42, 11 April 2008 (MDT)
:SURE! --Homestar tiger
::What do you want it to be? You online? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 20:45, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:::I will help you. Of course, good buddy. But I want to work on "The idiot's keeper" first. And I like your "Time's up" story. Even though I would never steal anything, unless It was from a bad guy and I needed some evidence for a case commited by said bad guy. --Homestar tiger
::::Okay. But is it okay if I correct your capitals? Oh, and maybe instead of an Interactive, how about a joint Fanfic? Like A Grundy in the kitchen? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 20:52, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::Maybe. But in Time's up, where did he get my fur and hat and shoe size ect.? I want more story! --[[User:Homestar tiger|Homestar tiger]] 21:26, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
::::::Well, the "fur" was really synthetic. He framed you. The shoe size was on some sort of size indicator. I'll update it. {{User:TheStick/sig}} 21:29, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Oh... how is my story? --[[User:Homestar tiger|Homestar tiger]] 21:30, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
::::::::I'll read it now. {{User:TheStick/sig}} 21:31, 22 May 2008 (UTC) P.S. IRC?
:::::::::Pretty good, but the explinations are a bit... I don't know. Its a good writing style, of your own. {{User:TheStick/sig}} 21:33, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Don't worry there will be more plot than explanation in the future... what should we do now? --[[User:Homestar tiger|Homestar tiger]] 21:35, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::Make a fanfic? Write a novella? Make a game? IRC? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 21:37, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::::I vote for let's both work on our fanfictions. --[[User:Homestar tiger|Homestar tiger]] 21:39, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::::::Okay. Let's do it! {{User:TheStick/sig}} 21:40, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Pretty good. I'm waiting for the next installment! {{User:TheStick/sig}} 22:17, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
:Another one!? I'm-a taking a break, but I'll give you a hint to the plot. --[[User:Homestar tiger|Homestar tiger]] 22:19, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
::That's okay. {{User:TheStick/sig}} 22:23, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Alright, Home-T! You made it to the pwawty!

God, I'm slow on the uptake. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 05:47, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

==Lol, check it out. ...again==

[[Image:Iorimecium.PNG]]

It's Iorimecium!

--[[User:Patrick|Patrick]] 05:01, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
:Tee hee! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 13:56, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

== GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT ==

WORK ON IT. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:01, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
:You-you mean you WANT to read my story? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:11, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
::Yes. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 16:19, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
:::I sure as heck do. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::'''SPOILER WARNIN'''' Do you like the read, or do you just wanna see me get thrown in jail? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:03, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::I wanna read it. BADLY. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::::Here's the problem- I'm lazy. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:06, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
:::::::For now, could You read the new chapter of [[The Idiot's Keeper]]? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:01, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

== Don't bother arguing. ==

Don't bother to argue against TheCheese. Bluebry will defiantly defend him, Nachoman will give you a comeback and The Noid will say something funny that is towards you. Actually I don't know. I'm not in their clique. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 06:18, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:aw man now i feel like a bully
:im sorry i just reallllllly like doggie [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 12:13, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
::Guhhh... Look. TheCheese, you can use doggie as much as you like. Just... make it a size of 50px from now on, m'kay? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:03, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:::FIFTAH PEE EX OH WOW DEWD THAT'S TINY [[Image:Dog.jpg|50px]] [[Special:Contributions/58.96.37.85|58.96.37.85]] 02:32, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
::::lol clique

::::i only defend it when it's fine. on thecheese's userspace and fanstuff only. if it's anywhere else go ahead and unsize it, i'm fine with it. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:36, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

== Gmod ==

I'm on. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:31, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

== Hello ==

I have that good picture of you that you seem to be looking for.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:41, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
:GIMME GIMME GIMME!! Please? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 19:24, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
::I'll get it.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 20:35, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
:::[[Image:Homestar Tiger 2.PNG]] this it?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 21:13, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
::::YOU DID IT KIRBYCHU!! YOU FOUND ME! I swear as long as I am a H*R fan, I will pay you back, someday! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 17:16, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

== Congrats! ==
You won first place in [[The Homestar Award]]! {{User:Man-o-man/sig}} 00:31, 4 November 2008 (UTC) <gallery>Image:Hr_award_3.png|You won!</gallery>

== Anti-Pesto ==

Couldn't you restart Anti-Pesto on this wiki? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 00:49, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

== H*T and Iori Episodes ==

Should we do them again? {{User:Patrick/sig}} 21:41, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:Let's do it! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:41, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::Whoa, that was pretty dang fast... What should we do? {{User:Patrick/sig}} 21:42, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Woah. You got me. Do you have any ideas? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:44, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::::Well, we would continue the episode that was in progress until the HRFWiki purged, but it isn't on my compy. So... no, no ideas. Do you have that episode saved on your compy? {{User:Patrick/sig}} 21:50, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::No... wait! I got it! Christmas episode!!! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:58, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Hey, because this is the '''Wiki User''' Wiki, and this involves a wiki user, couldn't you make this an official fanstuff? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 22:11, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:...Nah. Maybe... {{User:Patrick/sig}} 22:14, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
::But we already have a website! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:15, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Maybe you should put the link on your userpage. {{User:TheStick/sig}} 22:16, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
{{YouTube|50IgzksUqpQ}}

--{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:01, 29 November 2008 (UTC)

=== Episode ===

''{Cut to the road. The whole place is covered in snow. The Orange Ram drives by. Cut to the inside of the ram, where Iori and Homestar tiger are singing happily and wearing santa hats.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER and IORI:''' ''{In unison}'' Riding down the mountain! On a pair of broken skis! Going really fast! Running into trees!

'''IORI:''' That was exactly what I did once!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' You rode on a pair of broken skis? Why didn't you ask for not-broken ones?

'''IORI:''' I accidentally broke the skis... I also crashed my Cerbera into a mountain. In fact, there it is. ''{Iori points ahead to a mountain where the Cerbera is crashed}'' But I ''did'' rent a silver TVR Chimaera.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Oh... Welp, TO DA MALL! ''{Floors it}''

''{They stop in front of the mall. They get out and run inside.}''

'''IORI:''' What are we doing in the mall?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Buying presents. Duh.

'''IORI:''' Who are we buying them for?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I have a list.

'''IORI:''' I also have a list! ''{takes out list}'' Um... You, the H*R cast, Patrick, and some people from another series I'm in.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Right. Let's get rockin'! ''{Runs inside with Iori.}''

''{Unfortunately, a large crowd of people are rushing through, making it impossible to get by.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Aw, mother nutters. What now?

'''IORI:''' Don't worry! I learned this trick from Patrick! ''{takes out a shotgun and shoots the floor; the large crowd of people scream and run away}'' There we go.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{runs away and takes a mall security cart, and drives up. Iori hops on, and they drive through the mall.}'' HIII HOOO GEERRONNIMOOO!

'''IORI:''' Okay, what to get for Patrick... definatley something car related.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' We should probably go the the electronics store. They have a good gift for everyone!

''{Homestar tiger parks the cart by The Duller Image. He chains it to a wall.}''

'''IORI:''' The Duller Image? That's a wierd name for a store.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Your point is?

'''IORI:''' Nothing, I'm just saying it's a wierd name.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Let's go. ''{They walk in and come out with shiny things.}''

''{They hop in the security cart. Iori drives this time.}''

'''IORI:''' Meh, this is no Cerbera. Where to next, Tiger Woods?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Hits Iori with golf club}'' You decide.







'''IORI:''' Ow! Why'd you hit me?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Comic relief. now DRIVE!

'''IORI:''' Ok, ok! ...Where to?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' You decide!!

'''IORI:''' Ok... a toy store?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Okay. That's good. Now let's go.






''{Iori drives to a nearby toy store.}''

''{Homestar tiger opens his mouth. He vacuums up toys right from the shelves and they go right into his mouth. He throws $100 into the store.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I'm a shopping bag! Now, to the clothing store!!

'''IORI:''' Okay! ''{Iori drives to a clothing store}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Runs in, comes out wearing tons of sweaters n' stuff}'' Let's get rocking!



'''IORI:''' Where will we be rocking?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Good idea. Let's go to the music st-uh oh.

''{A large horde of security guards is chasing after Homestar tiger and Iori.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I don't think security is too happy that we took their cart...

'''IORI:''' Oh, crap! Cart, turn invisible! ...Turn invisible! Turn invisible already! Sorry, that's all I can do.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Let's try my plan. FLOOR IT!

'''IORI:''' I like that idea! ''{Speeds up}''



'''IORI:''' Like I said, it's no Cerbera.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Why do you like those things?

'''IORI:''' Oh! That's easy! Because-

''{The cart hits a bench, and Iori and Homestar tiger are flung out of the cart, tossed out the door, and they hit the Ram.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Wow! Painful AND convenient!

'''IORI:''' ...Anyway, I like the Cerbera because- ''{interupted}''

''{A horde of guards crash out the doors.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' QUICK! INTO THE RAM!

'''IORI:''' You drive!

''{Iori and H*T get into the Ram}''

'''IORI:''' Anyway, I like- ''{interupted}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Truck squeals and takes off}'' What were you saying?

'''IORI:''' Oh, forget it!

''{Back at the house...}''

'''IORI:''' ''{thinking}'' Ok, I'll try this one more time. ''{out loud, quickley}'' I like Cerberas because I like British cars. ...Did it work?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Okay, you can stop. Now keep wrapping presents!

''{Cut to the living room. Iori is surrounded by wrapping paper and tape, and Homestar tiger is decorating the tree.}''

'''IORI:''' You wanna know something funny?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' What?

'''IORI:''' This episode takes place in December, when it's being made in November!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Throws ornament at Iori}''

'''IORI:''' Ow! What was that for?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Stop stating the obvious!

'''IORI:''' Do I get a gold medal?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Throws another ornament}''

'''IORI:''' ''{dodges}'' Patrick usually gives me gold medals for pointing out the obvious. I have lots of them, but I'll never have as much as Obvious Lee.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Are you gonna wrap presents, or keep moving your mouth?




'''IORI:''' I'm on it! ''{starts wrapping presents}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Placing ornaments}'' A gold ball, a blue ball, a dog in a mailbox, a plumber Santa eating cookies, a fire on a stick, a red ball... Wait, FIRE? ''{Blows out fire}'' Phew. ''{Continues}''

'''IORI:''' Fire?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Where did that come from? 

''{pan to a window; Bart Simpson is looking in. He runs away}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Writing in a notebook}'' People... to... kill... Bart... Simpson. ''{Closes and resumes decorating}''

'''IORI:''' I'm surprised that ''I'm'' not on that list yet.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Dude, I saved you from Pizza Face. Why would I kill you?

'''IORI:''' ...Because I ate all of your cheese.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Now I'm feeling tempted.

'''IORI:''' It was gorgonzola cheese, too.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Now incredibly tempted, but no. And stop trying to get me to kill you. 

'''IORI:''' I'm not!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{pauses, and decides to ignore it and keep decorating.}''

'''IORI:''' ...Aaaand I- ''{interrupted}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' WILL YOU WRAP THE %#$?@*&! PRESENTS!?

'''IORI:''' ''{covers his ears}'' Aah, my $%^&@%@ ears! Oh, the $!&*(^% humanity!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Pulls out notebook}'' Ioooo... rrriii.

'''IORI:''' What what what?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' That's it. You've annoyed me into putting you on my kill list.

'''IORI:''' What did I do?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' You annoyed me. But don't worry, I won't kill you. You'll be dead by then. 

'''IORI:''' ...But that means you'll kill me. ''{continues wrapping presents}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Iori, just shut up already. ''{Continues decorating tree.}''

''{LATER...}''

'''IORI:''' Santa traps, eh?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Yep. Should we try and only get the bag, or just capture the fat guy himself?

'''IORI:''' What?!? Why do we need to capture Santa?!?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' More toys.

'''IORI:''' And also, I thought you ment "Santa Traps" as in "Santa-Themed Bear Traps". I got three sizes of them: Santa Junior, ''{takes out a green and red bear trap}'' Chris Cringle, ''{takes out a bigger one}'' and Big Ol' Saint Nick. ''{takes out a much bigger one}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Pulls out giant mousetrap}'' Let's just use this thing.

'''IORI:''' Why do we have to hurt Santa?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Good point. ''{Places fishing rod over the mantle and attaches a lever, so that when santa comes in, he lowers the hook, and when he goes back up the chimmney, the bag is ripped open by the hook and all the presents come out.}''

'''IORI:''' You fiend! Don't you care about other people getting their presents?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Don't worry. Santa organizes his list from smartest to stupidest!

'''IORI:''' ...And what about those other stupid people?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Anyone who's stupider than us doesn't deserve presents.

'''IORI:''' That's kinda mean, don't you think?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Either that, or we put sleeping pills in his cookies.

'''IORI:''' ''{Pause}'' Fishing hook idea is good. ...But what if we get toys we don't even want?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' We sell them!

'''IORI:''' Okay...

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' TO THE BEDS!

'''IORI:''' Okay.

''{Later that night...}''

'''IORI:''' Are you sure he's coming, H*T?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Sputtering and drooling}'' I-I think I'm turning into a squirrel... ZZZ

''{Homestar tiger sprays drool like a sprinkler across the room onto Iori.}''

'''IORI:''' Eeeeww, drool!

''{Homestar tiger's buzzer on his hat spins left (Like a faucet) and more drool sprays. Iori closes the faucet}'' 

'''IORI:''' There you go, ya faucet face.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Poots}''

'''IORI:''' You've got to be kidding.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Waking up}'' HOLY CRAP, IT'S CHRISTMAS! IT'S CHRIS- Oh, it's only 1:00. Back to sleepies. ''{Falls asleep, drools and poots}''

'''IORI:''' ''{annoyed}'' I am going to hurt you.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Wakes up, gets shotgun to protect self, falls asleep again.}''

'''IORI:''' I can't take it anymore! ''{jumps out of window}''

''{...right into the snowdrift.}''

'''IORI:''' AAAAAAAAHHH! So cold! I'm going to freeze to death! Help me, H*T! ''{H*T is still asleep}'' ...Please?

''{A winch picks up Iori. It lifts him up and throws him back into the room and into the bed. Iori goes back to sleep.}''

''{The next morning, Iori wakes up and looks at his wall. He screams because there are shotgun bullet holes in his wall.}''

'''IORI:''' What the....?!?!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Sorry, I accidentally pulled the trigger when you hopped out of the window.

''{Both are silent for a few seconds.}'' 

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Are we forgetting something?

'''IORI:''' I don't know.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' LAST ONE TO THE KITCHEN IS IORI!



'''IORI:''' ''{races H*T to the kitchen through the living room, notices tree}'' Wow, that tree has boxes under it.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Wait, boxes? Hey... <big>'''OHMIGOSH IT'S CHRISTMAS!!'''</big>

'''IORI:''' Yay!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Takes a box, rips it open.}'' Yay! A Trampoline!

'''IORI:''' ''{Takes a box, rips it open}'' Excelent! A TVR Speed 12 toy!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I got a Portal Gun!

'''IORI:''' The cake is a lie!

''{A few more minutes into the ripping (Still plenty of presents!!)....}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Rips open another present}'' Aww, man! Another lit stick of dynamite? I hate these things! ''{Throws stick into a larger dynamite pile.}''

'''IORI:''' Who sends us these? Strong Bad?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I bet you top dollar. And santa didn't bring a lot this year. ''{kicks tree}''

''{The tree shakes. Homestar tiger and Iori try to run, but are crushed by a sudden onslaught of more christmas presents.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Ow.

'''IORI:''' More presents? Yay!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I got a box of taffy! ''{Takes box, dumps taffy out, puts box in mouth.}'' I know I'm doing something wrong here...

'''IORI:''' Like what?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Swallow}'' I forgot. Nevermind.

'''IORI:''' Hey, what's that outside the window?

''{there is a TVR Cerbera outside with a Christmas bow on it}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Someone got lucky. That looks so cool and-oh my, it's even got a snow force field!

==Homestar stuff?==
Can I continue Airstar Emails on here, or is it not allowed to have Homestar stuff?-[[User:MikeControl|MikeControl]] 18:52, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
:You can, but it must include a Wiki User. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 18:53, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

== Anti-Pesto Control ==

Shouldn't you start the interactive? Can I help make it? Can I start an Anti-Pesto Control fanfic? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 01:07, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
:Yes, yes, yes. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:56, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

== look ==
at [[Draw It!#Homestar Tiger|Draw It!]] {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 15:15, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

==Just so you know...==
The next Wallace & Gromit (A matter of loaf and death) is AWESOME! If you want, I'll give you spoilers. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:NONONONONO! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:09, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
::Well, Wallace nearly dies of a bomb, but his trousers are filled with dough. :/ {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::YOU CHOCOBRAIN, I SAID '''''<big>NO!</big>''''' --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:12, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

== Hey ==

I hope you don't mind me responding to your PM here. Thought you might get it faster. You can talk to me any time. I'm on the fanstuff wiki forum a lot, among other places. No, I didn't see your poetry. Where is it? I don't know much about poetry, though.

I read the rest of your story. It's pretty good. I can see a definite improvement in your writing as it goes on. I guess chapter seven isn't finished yet? It's a bit short.

Have you seen a Matter of Loaf And Death yet? It aired here on the fifth, it was really good. I've been a fan of Wallace and Gromit since I was seven. {{User:Shwoo/sig}} 07:14, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
:OMIGAWDSHWOOEDITED {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 07:15, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
::Well, go back onto FanFiction.net, and go to The Weighted Companion Cube's Life and Death. Look up Portal Test Chamber 17 to figure out what's going on.

Yes, I was editing from my 8th grade middle school, so I had to cut it short.

I wish I could know where Loaf and Death. Wait, you're a W&G fan, too? Sweet! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 14:48, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
:I gave you spoilers. MORE: Poodle? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Strong Intelligent, STOP IT! I SAID <big><big>'''''DON'T'''''</big></big> GIVE ME SPOILERS! GOSH! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 15:05, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Wow, full name. Are you angry? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::''YES, I'M ANGRY!'' --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 15:11, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::Oh. Sorry then :( {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
Okay, I've read your poem now. Like I said, I don't know much about poetry, but I liked it. You should keep writing, you're quite good at it for your age. {{User:Shwoo/sig}} 11:27, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

== New Years ==

We are back on LIVE!

== Your unofficial [[Achievements|Achievement]] ==

How would one go about tracking such things? What page would it be put on? {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

== hey joe ==

when are you going to stop being anti-homosexual -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:57, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:I'M STRAIGHT! Dang it, Nacho! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:58, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
::anti-homosexual
::against homosexuals
::as in youre being homophobic :grad: [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 23:04, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:::I'm not a homo! If I was, [[The Idiot's Keeper|would I have wrote this!?]] --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:07, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Okay, seriously. Stop. Now. You don't understand what we're saying. You're acting like homosexuality is a joke and a bad thing, and it's offensive. Please, stop. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 23:09, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:Who? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:10, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
::You. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 23:10, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:::''{Mad}'' Okay, fine. Someone's gonna get seriously damaged in the next minute, and that someone's gonna be the closest person to me. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:12, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:You have no idea how action in curly brackets I am right now.

:IM SERIOUS {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:15, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
::Saywhatnow? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:15, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:::stop hatin on the gay folk y'hear {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:18, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
::::<big><big><big><big>'''''OKAY! FINE!! GET OFF MY BACK!!!'''''</big></big></big></big> --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:20, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:that's what he said lol {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:30, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
::hey oh [[User:The Mu|The Mu]] 23:31, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:::That's it. You've reached my last nerve. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:36, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

== Tolerance hammer and all that ==

Hey there Homestar tiger. I've noticed that you've recently asked users to [[User talk:TheCheese#i was bored|"stop this homosexuality".]] You may not know this, but we do have several prominent LGBT users on this wiki (names not mentioned) and as such we usually take a permissive attitude towards homosexuality as we do towards heterosexuality. Most of it is usually done in jest anyway, and in a manner that does not affect you. So as a sysop, it is my responsibility to ask you to be more respectful towards other users in your posts. Thank you. [[User:The Mu|The Mu]] 23:37, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
:There's only one thing I can say. [[FUNTIME WITH JICEM|Deja vu.]] {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:43, 8 January 2009 (UTC)
::it's fun to troll people and right on the mu brofist {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:59, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

==Orangeade?==
If it's fanta:

HIGH-FIVE BROTHA! {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Actually, I don't like the Fanta kinda. It goes up my nose, I can't breathe, and for a split second, I nearly die! I like the Lemonade-type orangeade. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 19:59, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
::THEN YOU SUCK

::The nose bubbles are the best part though :( {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::...I prefer the strawberry kind. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:02, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Britian don't sell it. The again you don't get Yorkshire pudding. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}} 20:03, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::I never get nose bubbles. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::::::Strong Intelligent, stop insulting everybody. Fanta's okay then. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:04, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I DID NOTHING

:::::::Really though, where did I insult someone? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::Your second comment in this section. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:::::::::J-O-K-E<strike>-R</strike> That's probably my second main social problem, the first being not asking anyone about themselves ever. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::::Do you like chips, which normal people in my country call french fries? {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:18, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::Nope. I also hate fish, and vinegar. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::::::I like Fish and Chips and Vinegar! But I do like a good game of Cricket once in a while! And when I am done, I like to have some Tea! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:46, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::Now you're just making fun of me. {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:50, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::::um how {{I}} {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:56, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::JCM, not as much as the others make fun of you. BTW, I was making fun of the Steryotypes if anything else. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:00, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::Poor JCM. Anyways, Seph, didya see the new Gmod images I made? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:03, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

==Steam==
Where and how do I download it? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Steam Website! Follow Instructions! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:12, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
::Thanks for telling me where "Steam Website" is. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::http://steampowered.com I don't think you told him the URL, Homestar tiger. Make sure to join the HRWiki group {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 21:18, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Uh...sure. I'll sign up tomorrow afternoon, seeing as right now I'm wery tired. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

==Sega, Nintendo and Microsoft characters==
WHere do I download them? I have an idea. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:[http://www.garrysmod.org] {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 21:26, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
::Now what? I downloaded it, so is it automatically in my g-mod? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Yeah, it will be in either NPC or ragdoll. I suggest ragdoll because NPCs usually move and you have to time this shots. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 21:32, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
::::I hope ragdoll. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::With NPC's it comes with a ragdoll too. You just need to find them. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:36, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

== Congraturations ==
[[WUW:Acceptance_Speech|Details within]]. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 07:02, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

==We need to make==
Half-life and L4D songs too.

Again, Half-life together

L4D on my own (because you've done TF2) {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Ah, the Dustbowl song? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:39, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::Yeah. But anyway, how's it sound? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Aye aye, craptian! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:43, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::"Free, Gordon Freeman!" "Been spending most my life livin' in a headcrabs paradise" "HEADCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABS ON MY FAAAAAAAAAAAACE!" {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::I like that last one.
:::::What player model do you have? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:50, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::Zombine {{well}} {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== A NEW MESSAGE ==

Here ya go! ...Errr, so... hows it going? -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:Pretty good. I like new messages. They're kinda like the jolt from coffee. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 03:22, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
::I know. I really like that orange message box for some reason... -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== A long time ago in the future... ==

...There are seven gens of users: The fathead fivies, caused by a sports fan infusion, the sexy sixies, which are all hot girls, and the sayonara sevenies, who are all Japanese in some origin and/or weeaboo. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 02:41, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
:Ahh, that's the Homfrog we all know<strike> and love</strike>. You expect this to happen sometime soon? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:25, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
::dude im stoked for that 6th gen {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 22:29, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
:::...and that's the TheCheese we know and most of us love. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:57, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
::::...Then there's the epileptic eighters, who can't take flashing images (Why are they on the internet then?) and sign a petition to ban any kind of animation from the internet to the US government. They fail. NOW WITNESS THE FAILURE! SPECIAL LEVEL! Lols. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 21:18, 11 February 2009 (UTC) P.S: Wait why don't you love me?
:::::P.S.: Because that would sound creepity! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:40, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::The nitty Nineys, with headlice. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::I believes you mean naughty Nineys with headcrabs. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 21:21, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::::YOU ARE A HEADCRAB ZOMBIE! {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::YOU ARE A COMBINE SOLDIER WITH A HEADCRAB SO YOU ARE A ZOMBINE! ''{Gets out crowbar}'' ''{'''CRACK'''}'' --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:39, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

== I just got Steam. ==

My account is Fenri Lunaedge, and I'm trying to download a GMod 10 torrent. I also figured out one of my pals at school has Gmod. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:52, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
:Awesome! My Steam account is grundyomatic. I will see you in Geemawd. Maybe we can build something. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 15:49, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

== Anti-Pesto Control ==

You wanted a new message? Want to work on Anti-Pesto Control? Some story like A Grundy in the Kitchen? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 00:52, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

== The Big Spin ==

It's started. --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 02:13, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:Okay... when are we gonna play Hidden Number? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:36, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::It's your turn. --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 15:11, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
::Your turn again... --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 04:35, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

==im a month late==
A month ago you gave a message telling us you got TF2 and to "Cry summore!"

<big><big><s>'''WELCOME TO 2007'''</s></big></big> {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Gasp! ==

I can put my leg behind my head too! {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 19:58, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:Hey, d'you guys have dyspraxia? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::... I don't know. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:22, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:::It's called "Double-Jointedness." That means we're more flexible than you. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:26, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
::::So, me and Homestar Tiger apparently have 2 joints. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:29, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::No, it means like our elbows, knees, wrists and things like that are able to bend without hurting as much. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:30, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::double-jointedness has been proven to not exist

:::::::you, lemon and i all have dyspraxia {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::um what i clearly have two joints in my left thumb and my muscles can shift my thumb's bones from joint to joint {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::::::::I can bend all of my fingers to the back of my hand (Not like a fist)! {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 21:00, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

== New possible character? ==

In this comic I'm drawing during school (I can't scan it) I gave you a pet Firefox in one episode. If I redraw it in Powerpoint, could it possibly be a character? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 22:46, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
:Yes, yes it could!! Good luck! It looks very complex. Try using orange-to-yellow gradients on equilateral triangles for the burning tail.
::Mmhmm. Got it! One Firefox coming up! {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 23:58, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Excellent! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 00:02, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
::::[[Image:FireFoxforHST.PNG]] I hope I got it right. At least...that's my concept of a Firefox. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:13, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

== I just saw this commercial on TV. ==

{{YouTube|1b-4q3Mez7w}}

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:40, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
:Doot do do doo do do do! Duh dum dum! (I wonder how long it took to make that commercial.) --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 16:26, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
::They probably made it whilst working A Matter of Loaf an Death. (ALSO SPOILERS) {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::{{YouTube|gfG2ZujlIZU}}

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:09, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

== You like Jerk it Out? ==

YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Sweet. "We can't stop now, it's already begun..." --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 16:25, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
::YOU FEEL IT RUNNING THROUGH YOUR BONES CAN YOU JERK IT OUT ORGAN SOUNDS {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Yep. I loved listening to it on SSX3. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 16:28, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
::::I loved listening to it on strange shampoo ads. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

==Pointing out===
I wouldn't really call G-Mod a game. More a...toolset thing. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Well, I guess so... --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 16:57, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

== powerpoint ==

where can i get powerpoint? --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 20:28, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
:In any Windows system. But for Vista and newer XP systems, you have to pay for the 2007 version. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:29, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

== HAPPY BIRTHDAY ==

HAVE A... THINGY. ...A fun thingy! -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== Happy 12th Birthday, Homestar Tiger! ==

Hope this year ushers in a new era of maturity for you!

Wishing you the best of luck in being twelve,
{{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:I was twelve 13 days ago

:WHY DID NO-ONE REMEMBER {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

Dumpkoffs!

I'm Fourteen today! 14! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:12, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

== Hello ==

Please do not abuse the block function. Vindicator did that and look what happened to him! -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:20, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
:Oh. Okay then. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 19:58, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

== Plagarist! ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y009oQEa8d8&feature=related - You plagarist >:0

I thought you were cool {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Um, why were you looking for Team Fortress videos anyway? {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:18, 15 October 2009 (UTC)
::because HEAVY IS FAD

::And maybe I like Team Fortress?????? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== HOMESTAR TIGER! ==

*hugs* [[User:Toonypie|Toonypie]]
:I've run out of places to escape to, so I decided to come back. And to be honest, it's good to be back. I am Homestar Dashell Tiger. And that's who I love to be.

:...Squeezin' me a little tight there, friend. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:14, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Oh sorry. -stops- Whats been up? [[User:Toonypie|Toonypie]]

Well, ever since I left, my life has been going downhill. I've became tired, bored, depressed. In my first 9 weeks of high school, I've been very lonely. I got two As and two Cs on my report card. I embraced my natural Tetris skills and became a master. I've been writing stories and playing online. One of my computers got stolen, and I've ben left with my small blue computer. I decided to come back to fight my depression... and it's working. {Smiles} --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:45, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Well, good choice! You might also know that the mods are hard at work putting the Fanstuff Wiki back together and they have got Alot of the pages back up. I will be expecting it back up by Decemberween! :D [[User:Toonypie|Toonypie]]

:We'll all be home for Christmas! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:52, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

::YAY!!! I love Decemberween! Also, I have TF2 now! My steam ID: Global Warming. Just don't leave us again and go depressio again! Best wishes: [[User:Toonypie|Toonypie!]]
:::Yeeeeeah, about that... The computer I play Team Fortress 2 on is the one that got stolen... Sorry... --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 00:43, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

== Wait a sec... ==

You're starting high school?! Never realized you're that old! {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:02, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
:Already started. Two As, two Cs. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 01:54, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
::Nice! So...you're a freshie. >:D Nah...not gonna hurt ya. I had a few A's and a few B's. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 02:16, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
:::I started high school this year, too. So far I have 5 As and one B. However, I just need a few points to bring that B up so I have my fingers crossed. {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:37, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
::::All my teachers think I'm the best behaved student. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 17:06, 22 November 2009 (UTC)
:::::i'm in what i think is the eqivelant of middle school and get the highest possible marks so uh yeah {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::Nobody cares about what you think. I'm back and meaner than ever! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:33, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

== ANGST ==

ANGST {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:DRAMA {{User:Homestar tiger/sig}}
::toast -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:12, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

== GARSP ==

Hey! Do you remember me at all? Care to catch up on Skype or Steam if you have one? {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 00:04, 23 February 2014 (UTC)
:did you forget about me?--[[User:ProhibitTheBastard|ProhibitTheBastard]] 17:56, 23 February 2014 (UTC)
::''SHIT got spotted'' Hey, guys. Just decided to make my Userpage a little less... Pissy. And no, I don't quite remember you, Prohibit. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 08:54, 24 February 2014 (UTC)

User:Homestar tiger

2014-02-22T10:35:59Z

Homestar tiger:

{{Usermod|YOU ARE SO SMALL, IS FUNNY TO ME.}}

Only popping in for a drink!

Talk:Userpedia/Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki

2010-09-16T21:04:50Z

Homestar tiger: /* IT'S GONE */ new section

nobody has ever refered to anyone here as a HRFWikian, and they never will -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 04:39, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
:i recommend fanstuffer as people have been called that or something to that effect [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 04:41, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

== '''IT'S GONE''' ==

GONE

ALL GONE

NO MORE

--{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:04, 16 September 2010 (UTC)

User:Homestar tiger

2010-08-22T08:29:48Z

Homestar tiger: :(

{{Usermod|YOU ARE SO SMALL, IS FUNNY TO ME.}}

Where is the joy?
My life is a void.

I am not free,
And I see no glee,

I have no purpose,
My life only gets worse,

I have no friends,
When will this all end?

Talk:Not-so-late Decemberween Gift Exchange

2009-12-20T02:18:21Z

Homestar tiger: Created page with 'Aw, man! I just looked at the exchange, I have a full gift ready right now, I have an address... Nuts. --~~~~'

Aw, man! I just looked at the exchange, I have a full gift ready right now, I have an address... Nuts. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 02:18, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Vince Gagoman

2009-11-19T22:54:07Z

Homestar tiger: Klutz move #2. I guess I've forgotten the coding...

What in the world is a Vince Gagoman? - X On Fire 23:41, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
:I don't know. I made it up. Also, can you make a picture of him? He has black hair, a Green cape, blue eyes, a black shirt, black pants and red Convers shoes.[[User:Vince Gagoman|Vince Gagoman]] 23:46, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
::Sorry. I'm not as good as some other people might be. Especially since all I have is MS Paint. I do have Photoshop experience, though. - X On Fire 23:50, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

==[[User:Patrick/Battle Master Hand|Thank you for...]]==
# The Crazy Hand idea.
# Signing up.

You can start either battle whenever you want. --[[User:Patrick|Patrick]] 17:13, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

== Your Mii is Done! ==
--[[User:Styx Fan|Styx Fan]] 15:36, 2 July 2008 (UTC)Styx Fan

== Wait... ==

You had an account Called Cow Puncher on here, so yo made this? That makes 0% Sense. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:08, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
:I started over like Ert/Dan AND forgot my password. [[User:Vince Gagoman|Vince Gagoman]] 00:11, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

== The you! ==

Here you go!

[[Image:Vince Gagoman.PNG|200px]]

[[User:Good Deal Dan|Good Deal Dan]]

== STOP IT WITH THIS INSPECTION CRAP ==

You are not some kind of professional inspector. Stop spamming. {{User:Lucas Aura/sig}} 14:36, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
:One thing only, it's boring in California when it's weekends. [[User:Vince Gagoman|Vince Gagoman]] 16:37, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
::...What? {{User:Lucas Aura/sig}} 20:47, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
::: I don't know either. I think I said it's boring on weekends. [[User:Vince Gagoman|Vince Gagoman]] 01:49, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
::::I agree with Vince. There's nothing fun to do in California. Especially when your parents work over the summer--[[User:Styx Fan|Styx Fan]] 23:18, 11 July 2008 (UTC)Styx Fan
:::THEN MOVE OUT OF CALIFONIA AND GO TO PRAGUE. YOU CAN KILL SOME ITALIANS FOR FUN. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:22, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
:::::Ignoring That.--[[User:Styx Fan|Styx Fan]] 02:42, 12 July 2008 (UTC)Styx Fan

== Some additions to your "Stuff" list. ==
*Chocolate Rain!!
*Hampster Dance!
*Badger Badger Badger
*Moskau! Moskau!
*LOLCATZ!!!
*Loituma!
*All your base are belong to us.
*LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!
*Tunak Tunak Tun
*THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!!
*Angry German Kid
*AVGN
*Chuck Norris
*lonelygirl15
*Numa Numa
*Star Wars Kid
*Zidane Headbutt!!

By the way, have you seen the South Park episode with all the Internet stuff? [[User:Sephiroth|Sephiroth]] 19:33, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
:My friend has. - [[User:Styx Fan|The guy they call Styx]]
::And, I think you should add these:
*Evolution of Dance
*Smashtasm
*Youtube Poop
*Newgrounds
*Strawberry Clock
*Andy Malonakis (The Guy who sang the Superbowl is Gay)
*Grocery Store Wars
*Chad Vader
*Stone Trek
*White and Nerdy
*Bonus Stage
*Weebl and Bob
*The Christmas Lights House
*Dumb''{bleep}'' Mario
*Dumb''{bleep}'' Luigi
*Zefrank
*That Zombie that Likes Turtles
*Shoop Da Woop
*Scatman
*Mackdaddy Mario

And, that's all I can think of--[[User:Styx Fan|Styx Fan]] 02:52, 12 July 2008 (UTC)Styx Fan
:I have some.

*WE LIKE THE MOON
*The Crab of Inffelable Wisdom
*OVER 9000!!!
*4WIMP'D
*Threat Down
*''{seethe}'' AAAAAH

{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:57, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

I think I'll make a medly of this stuff--[[User:Styx Fan|Styx Fan]] 03:32, 12 July 2008 (UTC)Styx Fan

== LOOKIE A GIFT FROM THE BLUE FOX ==

[[Image:VinceGagoSSBB.PNG]]

ENJOY --{{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 23:18, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
:Vince left, but she is at my house. He said It's awesome --{{User:Liame/sig}} 23:22, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
::Improbable. Vince, who was once Cow Puncher, is a GIRL. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:29, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
:::I type fast. You know, I got 15 typos on the word "fast" when I typed it. Explained. --{{User:Liame/sig}} 23:36, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

== i know you're there ==

i see you {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:12, 1 November 2008 (UTC)
:She just hides... Watching... This wiki... Lonely... {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 03:32, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

== New design?? ==

[[Image:Vince Gagoman by Homfrog.png]]

There ya goes. --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 14:06, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
:...Sorry, she's [[User:Vince x2|here]] now since she forgot her password. But she said it's cool. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 17:24, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

== One thing about your username... ==

<big>MAKE UP YOUR MIND</big> --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:52, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Strong Intelligent is Pretty Mad Guys

2009-08-16T18:08:48Z

Homestar tiger:

yaah beach yaah {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:MOOFINS --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 18:08, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Homestar tiger/igiveup

2009-08-16T17:16:20Z

Homestar tiger:

I ''AM'' weird. Don't worry. I'm happy you acknowleged I'm crazy! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 03:53, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE, FROM TRANSEXUAL.......... TRANSYLVANIA!!!!!!!!!! HA HA!!!! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:38, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

At least your reason for leaving is unique, I guess. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 00:57, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
:Okay bye {{User:The Noid/sig}} 00:58, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Noid, that was mean.

And Nacho, I never really did like you. You seem... err... a bit mean. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 02:04, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
:d'aw -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 02:51, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
:What bout me? :( {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:40, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
::You're one of the few GOOD people on this wiki... --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 02:45, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
:::YAY! YOU FRIEND! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:46, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
All but high school and 99 ballons I do! Planning a film, and love the others! I do them alot. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:51, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
:Hold on, I have to break out in song.

99 Lead Balloons! 
Falling from the summer sky 
and they '''''HURT.'''''

--{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 02:56, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
::OW! Pancreas! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:59, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

'''DOCTOR:''' Sir, one of the balloons made a direct hit to this man's cranium!

'''PARAMEDIC:''' He's probably toast... but let's get him to the ambulance!

''{CRASH}''

'''DOCTOR:''' Um, one of the lead baloons took out the ambulance.

'''PARAMEDIC:''' &%*! weather...

--{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 03:02, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
:AHHHH!!!! DEAD GUYS! ''{points to a pile of dead people}''. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 03:04, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
::AAH! WE STILL HAVE TO SURVIVE 47 MORE BALLOONS! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 03:05, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
[[Image:Dog.jpg]] {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 03:16, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

And YOU! 
I hated doggie! It's too big, and you frequently spam it! And in my day, we had something called GRAMMAR and SPELLING and PUNCTUATION! Grr! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 03:23, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
:baw -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 03:27, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Anyone want me to put a little bit of fanfiction on the page? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 04:16, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

:Tiger, we used to be better buds back in the day day. I hope you come back with the fanstuff. --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 04:18, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
::I will, because this place... this is poo. 
You and me ''were'' better buds... good times... ''{Smiles}'' --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 04:20, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

"Noid, that was mean." Listen man, I don't want to sound like a dick, but if you're gonna leave, then just do it. If you want to stick around, by all means, stick around and have fun, I won't chastise you, it looks like you're staying. But don't drag us along like this if you've made up your mind already. {{User:The Noid/sig}} 04:36, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

I miss Grundy emails. Hey, Homestar tiger, do you think you could make a page here to put new emails on until the wiki comes back? {{User:JCM/sig}} 14:00, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

tl; dr one word summary: BAAAAAAAW {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Please stay on topic. And if you don't have anything valuable to add, don't add it at all. {{User:JCM/sig}} 16:55, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
::Thank you. And yes, Grundy emails will come, except not so... crappy. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 17:11, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
:::we need more tf2 song parodies {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:12, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
::::What that? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:12, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::Chaos got run over by a railcar! Walkin' back from our spawn, now he's dead! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 17:14, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::can i have permission to do one {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:14, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I don't get it but YAY! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 17:15, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::"But of course." --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 17:16, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

File talk:Thebestgifonthwuw.gif

2009-08-16T04:18:42Z

Homestar tiger:

[[Image:dog.jpg]] -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 05:14, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
:I know this, it's from that commercial. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 16:57, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
::I'm assuming the Carpet is the WUW? And I liked that Stanley Steemers commercial! "Mom, fido learned a new trick!" --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 04:18, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

User:Homestar tiger/igiveup

2009-08-16T03:50:03Z

Homestar tiger:

Pah, I can't take it.

You all are so... weird.

Don't get me wrong, I was the weird one. But to me you guys are hard to figure out.

You're serious at times, You're nutsy at others. And most of all, you are all kind of hateful.

If I can't learn to get used to it by my wikiversary. I'm taking a break from here. I might pop in every now and then, but for the long shot, I'm pretty much gone.

--{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 03:44, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Y'Know, you all need to think of something better than this.

I like to draw.

And sing.

And build with Legos.

And writing stories.

And I'm starting High School.

And I'm thinking about filming.

And making a short film.

I think that I'm going to inflate 99 Red Balloons, release them in my downtown, and film it and put it on YouTube with the song 99 Red Balloons.

Go do something, foo'! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 02:07, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

I think I'll buy a butterfly knife. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 03:28, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

2749:Zombie uprising/Torontos ruins

2009-07-13T19:41:29Z

Homestar tiger:

This is the Survivor Base. Go see Raggonix to get a mission.
==Current Missions==
'''RAGGONIX:''' All of the reemaining food is at the Sun Base. We need some brave people to fight there way up there and get it before we all starve.
*Mission 1: Food Retrieval (Max 5 Signups)

'''RAGGONIX:''' If you don't want to do that then we need people to get access to Miami. Thats where all the weapons are.
*Mission 2:Weapon Pickup (Max 3 Signups)
==Old Missions==
None yet.
==Mission 1 Signups==
*{{User:Raiku/sig}}
*{{User:Zoo977/sig}}
*{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}}
*{{User:Im a bell/sig}}
*{{User:Badstar/sig}}

==Mission 2 Signups==
*{{User:Raiku/sig}}
*{{User:Zoo977/sig}}
*{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}}

==GAME TALK==
'''ZOO977:''' I wonder what would happen if I dug a hole. ''{dives face first into some mud.}''

'''RAIKU:''' You will probaly end up in Zombie turf.

'''ZOO977:''' Ok! ''{begins to make cow noises}''

'''RAIKU:''' ''{Facepalms}'' Whadda idiot.

''{An arrow lands with a note attached to it}''

'''THE NOTE:''' Dear suvivors, The Zombies have trapped you all in toronto. We, the SUN, will stop the blockade as soon as we can get out of our base. Or you could repiar the trains to get out of the city. Bye!

'''RAIKU:''' We already have repaired them. Also if we don't get out, could sun get us some food?

'''ZOO977:''' I'll just drink mud. ''{drinks mud. clutches his stomach, leaves. returns in a second}'' Nevermind.

''{Another arrow-note lands}''

'''NOTE:'''The zombies destroyed the tracks when they attack us STOP We can not send food STOP We are trapped in our base STOP I made this into a telegram STOP

'''RAIKU:''' Come on Zoo, we are going in.

'''ZOO977:''' Okay STOP.

''{An arrow-note hits Zoo977}''

'''NOTE:'''Owned.

'''ZOO977:''' My brain is tingling.

'''RAIKU:''' Zoo, you are my co leader. That means you help me with every mission.

''{Homestar tiger comes running in.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Slighty singing}'' Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god god god!

'''ZOO977:''' What is it, what is it, what is it it it?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' We have... ''guests.''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' WAIT! I just figured something out! Don't zombies hate animal brains? If they do... That means I'm a ZOMBIE-PROOF SURVIVOR!!

'''ZOO977:''' Aren't humans animals?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' No, I read that zombies ignore animal. As in animals that aren't people.

'''IM A BELL:'''''{jumps down from a tree}'' I'm Zombie-proof as well. They can't crack my hard bell-exoskeleton. And if they did... ''{transforms into normal bell(he was in Pure Watashi form then). Bell rips off his bell, revealing his armlessness and his PotC Davey Jones-like face}'' Would they really want to eat MY brains?

'''ZOO977:''' Zombie physics confuse me.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Are you calling me a zombie, Zoo?

'''ZOO977:''' No. ''{sits on a tree stump, takes out a journal. begins writing in it}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Whatever. ''{stretches some face-tentacles into the tree, pulls an apple from it, drags it into his mouth}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{without looking up}'' That wasn't creepy at all.

'''???:''' ''{ A fox with nine tails, yellow fur that was so faded it almost looked gray, an eyepatch comes out from behind an old ruined house}'' Heh, heh... so... I heard that some people were chosen to go get some food? And, who may I ask, are these people?

'''ZOO977:''' Me!

'''IM A BELL:''' Me. ...Wait. You seems familiar. Do I know you?

'''ZOO977:''' Wait... yellow fur, nine tails, kyubii's voice... ZORAX! You aren't rebelling anymore!

'''IM A BELL:''' Kyubii! It's nice to see you again! Oh, by the way, it's me, Bell. I don't think you've ever seen me without my bell exoskeleton.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Pulls out shotgun, cocks it.}'' BRING IT ON! Let's go kill some zombies! NOW!

'''IM A BELL:''' Yeahhhhhhno. We need food.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Oh. Right. Let's go then.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Hey, guys, watch this! ''{Places gun barrel-down, sits on top}''

''{Homestar tiger pulls the trigger, and is shot into the air.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Wheeee!!

'''ZOO977:''' ''{looks directly inot the bullet hole made}'' Weird.

''{Homestar tiger falls down and lands on top of Zoo}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I stayed up there for around 8 months!

2749:Zombie uprising/The old village

2009-07-13T19:39:26Z

Homestar tiger: /* THE ATTACK! */

This is the old village that SUN has set up their main base in. Go and see Captain Kevin for a quest to stop the zombie's attacks!Zombie losses:0%
==Captain Kevin==
'''CAPTAIN KEVIN:'''Hi! I need your help stopping the zombie attacks! Until they stop we can't leave the camp!
==GAME==
''{A note falls}''

'''THE NOTE:''' This is the leader of the survivors. We need food before we starve. Could you send some over using a note? From Raiku.

''{Raiku and Zoo walk in, heavilly injured}''

'''RAIKU:''' Can't believe we survived. Can we have some food?

'''ZOO977:''' Silvery sharp things hurt.

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''Step to the right.

'''RAIKU:''' What does that mean? Also, I am Raiku, The survivor leader.

'''ZOO977:''' Right step! ''{jumps to the right, crashes into a wall}'' That was fun!

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''I know. Step to the right.

'''RAIKU:''' Can we have some food?

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''We don't have alot, Soooooooooooooo no. Step to the right.

'''ZOO977:''' Ok! ''{continuously rams into the wall}'' Weeeeeeeee!

'''RAIKU:''' Why? Also, we are going to starve if we do not eat.

''{a rock falls out of the gap zoo was making. he eats it}''

'''ZOO977:''' Yum yum!

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''''{To Raiku}''That's the point. Step to the right so I can call in a supply drop.

'''RAIKU:''' Oh. Okay. ''{Steps to the right, making sure not to touch the wall}''

''{Userunknown drops a flare. A crate lands.}''

'''USERUNKNOWN:''' Don't touch.

'''RAIKU:''' Why?

'''ZOO977:''' ''{picks up a stick, begins etching doodles into the wall}'' Funtime!

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''Go back to toronto. Stay there. we will be there to destroy you soon.

'''RAIKU:''' Why are you going to kill us?

'''ZOO977:''' ''{does a handstand for no reason}'' I'm confused.

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''The first peacekeepers to die on this misson were killed by survivors, not zombies. LEAVE.

'''RAIKU:''' I didn't plan that. Or I would have already attacked you right now. You have to believe me. I am the son of the former leader. He probally did that. That was before I was born.

'''ZOO977:''' ''{still on his head, takes a book out of hammerspace}'' I wonder where they are now.

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''We were not here when your father was in power. Leave. Now.

'''ZOO977:''' I'm not dying. They aren't here.

''{Userunknown runs out of the base and to the feild. The soldiers covering him are reloading, making it impossible to follow him}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{still upside down}'' I just hope dot and albino weren't harmed.

'''RAIKU:''' I just became leader. The other one is now a zombie. I did not do it.

'''ZOO977:''' You confuse me.

''{There is loud banging on the doors.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Hitting the doors.}'' LEMME IN! LEMME IN! I GOTTA USE YOUR BATHROOM!!

'''ZOO977:''' Solly. ''{opens the door. homestar tiger acidentaly hits zoo on the underbight, bending it slightly}'' Ow!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Runs to bathroom, uses it, comes back.}'' Oh, and some zombies got in.

'''ZOO977:''' Yeah, yeah. Anyways, has anyone seen the pantry?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Can we fight zombies now? I'm getting bored.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Can we fight zombies yet?

==THE ATTACK!==
''In an effort to drive out the SUN forces, the zombies launched a full scale attack on the SUN base and blockaded Toronto. Now, you have been ordered to stop the attacks and allow everyone into new areas!''

''{zoo walks in. he has a bag of dropping coins, and some wooden stakes}''

''{Homestar tiger picks up the coins, and then arms his shotgun.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Wait a minute. Do the zombies eat animal flesh?

Talk:Biographies/Homestar Tiger

2009-07-03T19:55:52Z

Homestar tiger:

How can you be British if you've lived in India all your life? Technically, he would be an Indian with a British heritage, but not an Indian Briton. That makes no sense. {{well}} - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 11:01, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
:I'm a homicidal maniac to my own kind! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 19:55, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Space-Aged Stupidity/eps/12

2009-05-06T22:17:53Z

Homestar tiger: /* MT Intro */

==MT Intro==
I was thinking about how to introduce Major Tom and came up with two ideas. 
*Chaos, angered by the rest of the crew, decides to take a shuttle out to contemplate and accidentally hits the tincan. After leading Major Tom off of it, he attempts to use him to assert his dominance over the others.
*The rest of the crew, now a little more arrogant, decides to take the ship for a spin. However, they can't pilot it very well, and crash into the tin can. Major Tom accidentally shuts down the power, and the rest of the crew believe him to be a menace. {{User:The Noid/sig}} 21:22, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
:I like the first one. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:25, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
::Ultimately it appears to be up to Chaos as he wants to solely write the episode. {{User:The Noid/sig}} 01:14, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
:::I prefer the first idea. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:24, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
::::First one. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:20, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
:::::I was actually just asking for Chaos and Seph's input on it {{User:The Noid/sig}} 22:02, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
::::::''{Backs off}'' --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:17, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

User:Homestar tiger/steamchat1

2009-05-01T23:40:03Z

Homestar tiger:

Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Homestar tiger 
ShadowScythe: Shadow Scythe 
H44WP: Homsar44WithPie

<pre>
Never tell your password to anyone.
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Hello?
ShadowScythe: HELLO WHO IS THIS PLZ
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: This be tiger.
ShadowScythe: THE HOMESTAR TIGER
ShadowScythe: ?
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Yes! The Homestar tiger!
ShadowScythe: okay then
ShadowScythe: you're gonna be in a great mood all day because you'll be slapping your troubles away with the slap chop
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I hate those! I chopped up my hand!
ShadowScythe: BE CAREFULMORE NEXT IME
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I made lettuce out of my hand!!
ShadowScythe: nom nom nom
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: AHH! MY LETTUCE HAND!!
ShadowScythe: nom nom nom
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: MAKE IT STOP!!
ShadowScythe: GUYS WE'RE GONNA MAKE AMERICA SKINNY ONE SLAP AT A TIME
ShadowScythe: nom nom nom
Your chat with ShadowScythe is now a multi-user chat.
ShadowScythe: what.
H44WP [DDR] entered chat.
H44WP [DDR]: woah woah woooooaaah
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: There!
H44WP [DDR]: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
ShadowScythe: oops what
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Now we're all together!
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: :D
ShadowScythe: okay
H44WP [DDR]: i'm updating my drivers
H44WP [DDR]: please let me be
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Shadow Scythe, you know Homsar44WithPie.
ShadowScythe: good luck
H44WP [DDR]: okay back
H44WP [DDR]: i failed
H44WP [DDR]: :( :( :( :( :( :(
ShadowScythe: lol u got bankrupt
H44WP [DDR]: it doesn't stop there; the new WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEN monitor my dad installed won't let me play tf2
H44WP [DDR]: or l4d
H44WP [DDR]: or ABBREVIATION
ShadowScythe: oh heh
ShadowScythe: it helps to not run in fullscreen
H44WP [DDR]: but it crashes as soon I launch it
H44WP [DDR]: so I can't change settings
ShadowScythe: a) turn off other monitor
ShadowScythe: b) run tf2 and change it
ShadowScythe: c) change back
ShadowScythe: d) ???
H44WP [DDR]: e)PROFIT!!!
ShadowScythe: e) JOSHUA
H44WP [DDR]: jk, that takes too much WIRES
H44WP [DDR]: maybe if I wiggle the wire it will work
H44WP [DDR]: reinstalling tf2
H44WP [DDR]: :O
ShadowScythe: have fun losing all map data
H44WP [DDR]: it's already at 25$
H44WP [DDR]: my computer doesn't take long to download maps
H44WP [DDR]: like 9 seconds
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Hey, do either of you two watch Roblox videos on Youtube?
H44WP [DDR]: they all suck
H44WP [DDR]: everyone of them
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Even TylerMcBride's?
H44WP [DDR]: those suck beyond comprehension
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Dude! He's a superstar!
ShadowScythe: hlasdglhgasdhsdg WHOA COMMUNITY COLLISION
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: And he's my Steam Friend!
H44WP [DDR]: oh please, he's pity money compared to me
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Oh, what makes you so much better than me?
H44WP [DDR]: I never said anything about being better than you
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: You wanna go? (Puts up fists)
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: (Does showdown taunt)
ShadowScythe: I was not aware tyler was a robloxtnic
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: You didn't?
ShadowScythe: however I am somewhat a fan of his other animations
ShadowScythe: TOO BAD HE NEVER UPDATES
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Yeah! They're awesome!
H44WP [DDR]: shadow scythe when did you play roblox
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Dude, he's working on a BIG animation.
H44WP [DDR]: and when did homestar tiger play roblox
ShadowScythe: since never
H44WP [DDR]: :O
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Hey, dude, I'm friends with him in Youtube and Steam.
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Tyler's workin' on a big animation!
ShadowScythe: guys remember ness star
H44WP [DDR]: so you don't play roblox?
ShadowScythe: GUYS REMEMBER NESS STAR
ShadowScythe: also no
H44WP [DDR]: what's that
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Saywhowhatnow??
ShadowScythe: NESS STAR 3000 REMEMBER HIM
H44WP [DDR]: oh yeah
ShadowScythe: HE WAS ON THE FANSTUFF AT ONE POINT
H44WP [DDR]: :O
ShadowScythe: RIGHT
ShadowScythe: AND HE WAS LIKE "psi yay"
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: And by "Big Animation", he means 4 minutes.
ShadowScythe: lol I have him outanimated by 6 minutes
H44WP [DDR]: by 4 minutes he means 30 seconds
H44WP [DDR]: by 10 minutes you mean 1 minute
ShadowScythe: no shut up *pow*
ShadowScythe: it's done already remember
ShadowScythe: WHERE'S MY SCYTHE
H44WP [DDR]: i thought that was like 13 seconds
ShadowScythe: no shut up *pow*
H44WP [DDR]: 53% :O
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: (Grunts)
H44WP [DDR]: grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt
H44WP [DDR]: GRUNT
H44WP [DDR]: homestar tiger you never answered me: do you play roblox?
ShadowScythe: take my hand
ShadowScythe: we have to go the extra mile
ShadowScythe: AND FIGHT
ShadowScythe: GOTTA TAKE BACK WHAT IS OURS
ShadowScythe: WE'RE HERE
ShadowScythe: WE HAVE TO KNOW THAT WE'LL SURVIVE AND WIN
ShadowScythe: GOT TO END THE FINAL FIGHT
ShadowScythe: boop
H44WP [DDR]: dude that song sucks
H44WP [DDR]: if you sing it again I will hit you
ShadowScythe stab
ShadowScythe stab
ShadowScythe stab
ShadowScythe: sorry you just died
H44WP [DDR]: OMG YOU HACKER YOU MAKED BLUE TAXT
H44WP [DDR] stab
H44WP [DDR]: :O
ShadowScythe invincible of death
H44WP [DDR] red text
ShadowScythe: boop
H44WP [DDR]: 66%
H44WP [DDR]: :O
H44WP [DDR]: shadow scythe why have you not joined roblox yet
H44WP [DDR]: it's ffreeeee
ShadowScythe: the best things in life are free
ShadowScythe: LIKE CAVE STORY
ShadowScythe: however I have no real reason to join it
H44WP [DDR]: like flash
H44WP [DDR]: SO
H44WP [DDR]: I joined for no reason too, mostly I like to hog up good usernames
ShadowScythe: AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
ShadowScythe: YOU ARE A SLAVE TO IT
H44WP [DDR]: they pay me e e e e
H44WP [DDR]: Omegle
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Okayokayokayokayokay.
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: We all own TF2, right?
ShadowScythe: yes
ShadowScythe: h44wp: can I have pictures of your bare feet??
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: How about someday, we could all get in one server, and one of us can be a Heavy, while the other two heal him?
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Or better yet, we could all be medics and create a web of medics and piledrive into the enemy base?
ShadowScythe: no we have to play catch
H44WP [DDR]: my feet
ShadowScythe: WITH ROCKETS
H44WP [DDR]: they were SLICED OFF
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Rocket tennis? SOUNDS LIKE FUN!
H44WP [DDR]: i have robo shoes
ShadowScythe: <:OOOO
H44WP [DDR]: Robotic Overall Bad Orthopedics
H44WP [DDR]: I have braces that function as feet
ShadowScythe: I HAVE A HEART
ShadowScythe: ;______;
H44WP [DDR]: no you don't
H44WP [DDR]: 93% :O
ShadowScythe: ;__________________;
H44WP [DDR]: maybe tf2 will work this time
H44WP [DDR]: MAYBE
H44WP [DDR]: MAYBE WE CAN ALL BE ENGINEERS AND BUILD THINGS
H44WP [DDR]: WOULDn'T THAT BE ]
H44WP [DDR]: ...FUN!
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Yeah!
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: The team would be like:
ShadowScythe: SPY SAPPIN' MY BANAAAANA
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: "Holy crap, they have 3 Level 3 sentries on the 2fort bridge!"
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Wait!
H44WP [DDR]: *swear word*
H44WP [DDR]: IT DIDNT WORK
H44WP [DDR]: I WASTED MY TIME
ShadowScythe: lol
ShadowScythe: follow my instructions stupid
H44WP [DDR]: dude I have to get up for that
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I can't play TF2 on my computer. I have to go to my dad's office computer.
ShadowScythe: NO YOU DON'T
ShadowScythe: desktop -> right click -> however you get to display settings
H44WP [DDR]: hmmmm
H44WP [DDR]: okay
ShadowScythe: do stuff from there
ShadowScythe: go to the second monitor and uncheck "extend the desktop onto this monitor" I think
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: The game crashes when I open the TF2 MAIN MENU.
H44WP [DDR]: same here :O
H44WP [DDR]: dude I don't have two monitors
H44WP [DDR]: I have one, the old one is upstairs
ShadowScythe: oh
ShadowScythe: in that case IUNNO
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Darn. I was hoping we could all try offensive engineering at 2fort.
H44WP [DDR]: hold up
H44WP [DDR]: maybe I can get this to work
ShadowScythe: no turtling
H44WP [DDR]: do you mean "no, turtling"
ShadowScythe: er yeah
ShadowScythe: sorry guess that was a bit ambiguous
H44WP [DDR]: okay i changed my resolution
ShadowScythe: they always do ;_;
ShadowScythe: I never make resolutions at new years to avoid changing them
H44WP [DDR]: fail
ShadowScythe: ;_;
H44WP [DDR]: didn't work
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: What am I doing here?
H44WP [DDR]: you are PARTICIPATING
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I should be working on The Idiot's Keeper!
ShadowScythe: and I should be working on a super secret project
ShadowScythe: oops
H44WP [DDR]: what ever happened to that project with super
H44WP [DDR]: did it... FAIL
ShadowScythe: no I lost the files
ShadowScythe: they got wiped out
ShadowScythe: ;___________;
H44WP [DDR]: should i be laughing
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: No.
ShadowScythe: nah I still have 'em backed up somewhere
ShadowScythe: B)
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I'm Ty!
ShadowScythe: I'm Ronald!
H44WP [DDR]: I'm a NEO NAZI
ShadowScythe: I'm Ronald!
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I'm Ty!
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I'm Gordon Freeman!
ShadowScythe: I'm going to eat your kids
H44WP [DDR]: I'm SWINE FLU
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: AAAH!
ShadowScythe: lol swine flu
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: (Ducks and covers)
ShadowScythe: some other school district closed because of it for some stupid reason
ShadowScythe: I was like "what."
H44WP [DDR]: all of our after school and out of school events have been canceled
H44WP [DDR]: till may 11
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I can't get Swine Flu! I'm skinny!
H44WP [DDR]: you get it by doing play time with a pig
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I don't think My immune system is too good...
ShadowScythe: what's that supposed to mean
H44WP [DDR]: if you go to a petting zoo and feed a pig a carrot, he will give you swine flu
ShadowScythe: okay
H44WP [DDR]: because pigs donn't eat carrots
ShadowScythe: okay
ShadowScythe: yeah okay
ShadowScythe: yeah okay yeah okay yeah okay yeah okay yeah okay
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Do you like food?
H44WP [DDR]: no
ShadowScythe: no
ShadowScythe: HOMEWORK BOOP
H44WP [DDR]: lol taks test
H44WP [DDR]: :O
H44WP [DDR]: O:
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Who was tryin' to voice chat?
H44WP [DDR]: yur mum
ShadowScythe left chat.
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Oh. Okay then.
H44WP [DDR] left chat.
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I feel lonley.
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger left chat.
</pre>

File:SCORE.PNG

2009-05-01T20:13:47Z

Homestar tiger: uploaded a new version of "File:SCORE.PNG": tee-hee!

Haha! Mine! ALL MINE!!! ''{diabolical laughter}''

Random Number Generator

2009-05-01T20:11:47Z

Homestar tiger: /* Current highest number */

This is a random number generator. It will generate a random number.

Now there is a game that goes along with the random number generator...

What you do is take a screen shot of your number (No cheating) and whoever has the highest number is the current winner. You can do this as many times as you wish, but make sure to not upload extra images, just re-upload the image below with you score, permitting it is higher than the current one.
== The Number ==
{{#switch:{{#rand:1|10}}
| 1=0
| 2=1
| 3=2
| 4=3
| 5=4
| 6=5
| 7=6
| 8=7
| 9=8
| 10=9}}{{#switch:{{#rand:1|10}}
| 1=0
| 2=1
| 3=2
| 4=3
| 5=4
| 6=5
| 7=6
| 8=7
| 9=8
| 10=9}}{{#switch:{{#rand:1|10}}
| 1=0
| 2=1
| 3=2
| 4=3
| 5=4
| 6=5
| 7=6
| 8=7
| 9=8
| 10=9}}{{#switch:{{#rand:1|10}}
| 1=0
| 2=1
| 3=2
| 4=3
| 5=4
| 6=5
| 7=6
| 8=7
| 9=8
| 10=9}}{{#switch:{{#rand:1|10}}
| 1=0
| 2=1
| 3=2
| 4=3
| 5=4
| 6=5
| 7=6
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== Current highest number ==
Current winner: Homestar tiger

[[File:SCORE.PNG]]

File:Eyeoftheidiottiger.png

2009-04-19T21:14:14Z

Homestar tiger:

For a page I'm going to make.

5$ for whoever can name what achievement has that image. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:14, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

File talk:Master Chief vs Freeman- The Final Battle.jpg

2009-04-14T16:51:10Z

Homestar tiger:

Freeman would kick Master Chief's butt. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:10, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
:Freeman's cooler, but Master Chief has a freakin hammer that can shoot compressed shots of gravity at people, then whilst they're in the air, use a sniper rifle to knock their heads off. As much as I want Freeman to win, Master Chief has the advantage. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::
<center>'''GORDON FREEMAN''' </center>
<center>Nuts to Master Chief with his Gravity Hammers and Sniper Rifles and Sticky Grenades. All Gordon needs is a FEAKING CROWBAR.</center>
--{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 16:51, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

File talk:Money Shmoney.jpg

2009-04-03T19:06:18Z

Homestar tiger:

Don't worry. I'll only burn my half. </joker> {{User:Tahu/sig}}
:Oh. THAT'S why. Who placed that stuff? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 19:06, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

User:Homestar tiger/sig

2009-04-02T16:12:29Z

Homestar tiger:

User talk:Homestar tiger/sig

2009-04-01T20:17:47Z

Homestar tiger:

plagarism

amirite {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Nooooo, we used to rip-off other peoples signatures on April Fools` day on the HRFWiki. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:17, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

File talk:Bat stares at Homestar Tiger awkwardly but Homestar Tiger has his weirdness censor on so it doesn't affect him..png

2009-03-30T23:38:05Z

Homestar tiger: Created page with 'Okay, this is one of the few files that includes me. Awexome. --~~~~'

Okay, this is one of the few files that includes me. Awexome. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:38, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

File:YellingAtATiger.PNG

2009-03-28T14:29:33Z

Homestar tiger:

'''''SHUT UP!!'''''

What, none of you find this funny?!

Space-Aged Stupidity/Characters/Homestar Tiger

2009-03-28T13:39:04Z

Homestar tiger:

The hardest working passenger and the most devoted member to the ship, '''Homestar Dashell Tiger''' is always willing to fix something. He has his own little room and his trusty mop, he'll fix a curcuit or help a friend lickety split. But he misses his best friend, Shwoo from the ground, who, apparently went on another ship. But Homestar tiger is always running around, and as the janitor and holder of the ring of keys, it's his duty to clean and repair.

Homestar tiger seems to harbor an addiction to Team Fortress 2, and he seems to have an array of weapons.

Homestar tiger used to hate Wade, but has gained a liking of him since episode 7.

Homestar tiger apparently has a mysterious "non-aging" gene inside him, causing him to live for an indefinite amount of time and still keep a young look.

File talk:Firefox IceCream.jpg

2009-03-20T11:13:37Z

Homestar tiger: Created page with 'Meh pride and joy of '08. --~~~~'

Meh pride and joy of '08. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 11:13, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

File talk:TheRealHomestartiger.jpg

2009-03-19T23:10:29Z

Homestar tiger:

Where did you get that shirt from? {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:26, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
:A good story about that. I drew some pictures of the Mozilla Firefox. One of them had the Firefox eating ice cream. I sent some scanned images of them to the Mozilla corporation, and they put it on their website! After that, they sent me free stuff! One thing was that t-shirt, the other of a Mozilla Polo that's not even in the store! Sorry, I just like that story. Happened February, last year. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:30, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

that hairs nothing brodeh

mines shoulder length with bald patches scattered across it and is generally in my eyes or in my hands {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

Homestar tiger, you are the luckiest boy in the world. {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:40, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
:okay mister rich parents who spawned a famous writer who gets all the girls {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

JCM: Thank you. I usually get the short end of the stick. 
Strong Intelligent: It's Brody. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:50, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
:You will give me that shirt if you want to live 
:You are officially cool - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 22:16, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
::Wow, everybody likes my shirt. How did I become cool all of a sudden? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:18, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

i should draw something about firefox and send it in too... -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 22:20, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
:yes i was also thinking that {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:20, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Also I think we need to see these picturs of Firefox doing stuff ''right now'' - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 22:23, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
:To Seph and Eric: Already been done, they won't accept it. It's a year old news. And Super Sam, once I find them, I'll show you. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:25, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
::[http://icouldntfindanypaper.blogspot.com/2008/01/mozilla-community.html Ah, here it is!] My blog has a link to it on that page. Don't read it, it's old. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:31, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
::what if i send it to IE maybe they'll give me free borg implants -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 23:20, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
:::I highly doubt that. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:25, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
::::HA

::::I KNEW HE WAS SOME KIND OF BLONDE

::::But yeah, I had one episode of this comic I draw in school, and there's one episode with IRL me, Bell, Chaos, and HST, and HST's hair has no shading, implying his hair is some sort of a blonde shade. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 00:33, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
:SCAN AND UPLOAD {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:51, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
::CANT SORRY

::My scanner doesn't work. Also, in recent comics, HST has a pet Firefox. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 22:40, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Go do it at a friends and/or the library? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:49, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
::::I could upload the transcripts. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 22:56, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::Yeah, do that. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:10, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW :33333333 -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 01:46, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
:What's so cute? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 11:35, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
::You third gens are just so adorable -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:08, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
:::...but i'm a third gen and i'm not cute {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:11, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
== NOT BUYABE ==

[http://store.mozilla.org/product.php?code=MZ11044&catid=9 OH HO] {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 04:54, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
:It showed the MOZILLA LOGO, DUMKOFF! NOT THE FIREFOX ONE!! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}}

== so thats what you look like ==

ill keep an eye out for you around town {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:02, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
:Do you live in New Hanover County? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:45, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
::...No. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:52, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Well, you won't be seeing me anytime soon. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:52, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Right. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:53, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::...WAIT A MINUTE

:::::I USED TO LIVE IN THAT COUNTY {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:54, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::AAAAH OH MY GAWD --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:57, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I NO RITE {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:58, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

File:TheRealHomestartiger.jpg

2009-03-18T22:45:46Z

Homestar tiger:

This is to anyone wondering. This is me, the guy with the naturally messy hair and the Mozilla Firefox shirt. This is: Homestar tiger. My real name's Brody.

My Firefox shirt isn't my only favorite. I also have:
*A Mozilla Polo (That isn't buyable!)
*2 shirts with the Pi (π) symbol on them.
*Homestar Runner Star Shirt
--{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}}

The Idiot's Keeper

2009-03-18T22:16:57Z

Homestar tiger: Yays!

<big><big><big>The Idiot's Keeper</big></big></big>

[[Image:FotF Text.png|frame|right|<center>Shwoo and Homestar tiger take gold! Err, black!</center>]]

== Chapters ==
# [[The Idiot's Keeper/1|Shwoo and Homestar tiger]] Meet the two people we take our eyes off of this whole story.
# [[The Idiot's Keeper/2|Hot! Hot! Hot!]] A building catches on fire and 3 buildings get stomped on in less than 12 hours.
# [[The Idiot's Keeper/3|Gotten paid back]] When Shwoo's house burns down, she finally gets paid for being The Idiot's Keeper.
# [[The Idiot's Keeper/4|Oh, crunch]] The administrative department is crushed. And Homestar tiger pulls Shwoo out of the rubble.
# [[The Idiot's Keeper/5|Thank god he had insurance]] Shwoo has to get Homestar tiger out of a really, really bad car crash.
# [[The Idiot's Keeper/6|The chase]] What was causing all that trouble?
# [[The Idiot's Keeper/7|We are the wiki now]] The wiki is obliterated, and guess who survived.
# [[The Idiot's Keeper/8|We're probably doomed]] Trogdor comes to finish off who's left. '''TODAY'''

== Introduction ==
[[Image:OneHeckOfATeam.PNG|200px|thumb|left|Shwoo: Left Homestar tiger: Right]]
Homestar tiger and Shwoo have been friends for a long time. Shwoo tends to keep it this way because Homestar tiger is an idiot. She has to make sure that he doesn't do anything so bad that he puts himself in danger. She will remain loyal, no matter what. If her job is in danger, her house, her ''life.'' Okay, maybe not THAT far. Meanwhile, in this story, something is happening to FCUSA, The HRWiki, and the HRFWiki. Buildings catching on fire, buildings getting stepped on, ect, ect, ect. If the girl with the glasses and the furry orange nutcase can't stop it soon, their home could be destroyed soon.

{{FotF Icon}}

== Other Stories ==

*[[The Idiot's Keeper/extra1|Shwoo, M.D.]] - Homestar tiger causes major damage to himself.

Talk:Space-Aged Stupidity/eps/9

2009-03-15T22:59:01Z

Homestar tiger:

Tiger, can you stop ______ swearing? It's getting too _______ out of _________ hand. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:57, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
:It's kinda getting on my ____ nerves, too. I'll stop. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:59, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

Space-Aged Stupidity/Characters/Shwoo

2009-03-06T01:27:02Z

Homestar tiger: Created page with 'A currently unseen character. Shwoo is another earthling that went on another ship. Homestar tiger wishes to see her again. Shwoo'

A currently unseen character. Shwoo is another earthling that went on another ship. Homestar tiger wishes to see her again.
[[Image:ShwooStandAlone.PNG|200px|thumb|right|Shwoo]]

File:ShwooStandAlone.PNG

2009-03-06T01:22:02Z

Homestar tiger: A simple PowerPoint of Shwoo by herself.

A simple PowerPoint of Shwoo by herself.

File:ZarelChisel.bmp

2009-03-05T00:20:03Z

Homestar tiger: See? It's true! Zarel's head looks like a chisel!

See? It's true! Zarel's head looks like a chisel!

Talk:Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

2009-02-27T00:09:47Z

Homestar tiger:

I think we should copy the current questions over to a subpage and clear this one sometime soon. It's getting kinda cluttered. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 01:14, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
:Okay, we're getting a bit too crazy now. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 16:13, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
::No, no we aren't. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 16:14, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
:::I know. I'm scared too. But how to archive it? {{User:DonZabu/sig}} 23:15, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
::By not archiving it. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:05, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

Needs to be questions only, seriously. Picture quotes don't count. I mean, the questions and answers are stupid but this is too far. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:47, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
:No it isn't. It's supposed to be stupid. How stupid would it be if it were only questions and answers? Not very stupid. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:45, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
::I believe that the page is called "Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer" not "Ask a Stupid Question, Post a Stupid Picture". {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:24, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
:::A posted picture IS a stupid answer. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:06, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
::::Or a stupid question. --[[User:ALXXMaXX|ALXXMaXX]] 21:14, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::Well, if your answer is going to be some unrelated image, why bother posting anything clever? - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 21:14, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::You guys seemed to do pretty well in the beginning. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 10:29, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::...Yeah! This used to be funny and witty. Now it's just random. I have nothing against images, but if they're thrown around so carelessly, it isn't even funny anymore. --[[User:ALXXMaXX|ALXXMaXX]] 11:43, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
[[Image:GRANTED.PNG]]

{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 13:18, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey, you know what would be a good idea, guys? 1. Shut up. 2. Why not ask DonZabu HIS opinion. I mean, He created it. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 17:48, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
:1.NO. 2.NO. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:00, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
::Do whatever you want. Just don't do anything to anger the sysops. {{User:DonZabu/sig}} 00:27, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Okay, I think we're going a bit too far now. And by a bit too far, I mean WAY too far. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 21:51, 24 October 2008 (UTC)
==Some historical information==
[http://clamburger.org/wuw/index.php?title=Ask_a_Stupid_Question%2C_Get_a_Stupid_Answer&diff=prev&oldid=25542 Kirbychu started posting images for anwsers first.] {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 13:36, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
:I doubt he intended this craziness to happen. - {{User:X On Fire/Sig}} 14:05, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

== An explanation ==

Q5 was [[wikipedia:Spike Milligan|Spike Milligan]]'s show. It was like proto-Monty-Python. That's what the "'''Q5:'''" thing was about. --[[User:ALXXMaXX|ALXXMaXX]] 11:15, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

== I NOTICED ==

THIS GAME IS FROM THE GAMEFAQS FORUMS {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 01:35, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
:Try McleodGaming Forums, nub. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:41, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
::...I need to stop getting lied to. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 01:44, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
:::In more ways than one. I googled your name and found a site selling cheap viagra. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:44, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
::::[http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=gq1&q=Lemon+Demon43&btnG=Search Haha, nice try.] {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 01:48, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
:Oh. I didn't use spaces. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:49, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
:I just read through these again while drinking pink lemonade. I ruined my keyboard and almost choked on a piece of ice. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 00:09, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Space-Aged Stupidity/Characters/Homestar Tiger

2009-02-23T21:19:38Z

Homestar tiger:

You know, his middle name could be Dashell, which is a real name, and can often be shortened to Dash. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:39, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
:I like it. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:02, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
::"Hardest Working Member." That is probably true. I mean, Captain Sephiroth usually spends most of his time in his quarters watching TV, and Chaos.. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:17, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
:::Chaos left chicken wings on the main control panel. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:19, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Being a Troll: The Guide for Idiots!

2009-02-19T23:09:47Z

Homestar tiger: /* Notable Names */

== Intro ==

So? You want to be bad? You want to vandalize the wikis, eh? But too dumb to do it? Or just don't know how. Well, now, that won't be a problem, because once you read this, you'll be a troll in no time!

== Different Kinds of Trolls. ==

Before you become a full fledged troll, you will have to know what kinds there are. This list isn't complete, as there are many kinds of trolls. This is just for a quick overview, so you don't have to read this part. It is recommended you be creative as a troll, so you can try different ways.

=== Vandal ===
:These are the most common types of trolls, and also possibly one of the simplest. Behavior includes: Blanking Pages, Replacing Content with Profanity or Nonsense, and more. This is the recommended choice for beginners.

=== Impersonators ===
[[Image:Jon Bon Jovi.PNG]]

:These Trolls have only recently started to pop up, so they are more frequent right now. These trolls introduce them self as a famous celebrity, or a cartoon character. Usually a few days before trolling, they act like a productive user, and make at least one fanstuff. Then, they strike. And due to their trustfulness, It's likely that they'll only be blocked for a short time, and Unblocked again, if blocked again. And when they ''do'' get blocked, they'll always be likely to come back.

=== Page-Movers ===
:These trolls have a different method than others. They usually move peoples Fanstuff, or Userpages, into a different page, usually one with either profanity, or nonsense. Either is recommended for a striving Page-Mover Troll.

=== Sock-Puppets ===
[[Image:Chester.jpg|200px]]

:These trolls, are really just previous blocked trolls. They are multiple accounts used by the normal trolls. Usually with a different name. These trolls are respected in the troll community, as they usually never go for good.

=== Bots ===
[[Image:Project lemon.PNG]]
:One of the most rare kinds of trolls. These are used by one person only, most of the time, using a bot program to Troll countless pages all at once. These are really respected trolls, due to the difficulty to revert.

== Famous Trolls, Bots, Etc ==
All trolls need a Celebrity Role model, so this section is where you turn to. These trolls are here, do to their: Courage, Bravery, Annoyingness, and their skills to stay.

=== NSMC ===

[[Image:NSMC.PNG]]

:One of the most well known bots, that spams an inapproprite message on pages from A to a funny Z. Make friends ASAP, or disaster could happen.

=== H*Bad ===
An expert on sockpuppeting. Respected by troll community, for he can make NSMC-style IP's.

=== Stewie ===
[[Image:Stewie.PNG]]

Famous Sockpuppet Troll. As funny as his namesake.

=== Shut Up. ===
A kind of neutral troll, as he usually only vandalizes pages, with the words Shut Up. Could use more effort.

=== Mr. Profanity ===
[[Image:Untitled.jpg]]

A pretty funny troll, due to his tendency to make fake accounts using very funny swears. He doesn't make much edits, but when he does, they're bound to be gold.

=== Tri- INSERT NUMBER HERE ===
[[Image:Tri7-8-9.PNG]]

WUW's very first original troll. Contributed with Page moving, and also reviewed this guide himself, complimenting it. Also, a proud owner, and user of this very useful guide, to trolling.

=== NOID :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ===
hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy

[[Image:Dog.jpg]]

also doggie

== Enemies ==
As A Troll, you are bound to get enemies. If you don't, you'd be the first.

=== Users ===
[[Image:User.PNG]]

:The Normal Users. These people can't do much, but revert your art. Though you can strike back by spamming their Userpage and Talk.

=== Mods ===
[[Image:Modok.jpg|200px]]

:Mods, while being a step above normal users, are nothing to fear--seeing as most of them don't care what you do. There are the very few mods who ''will'' revert you, though. Tread lightly!

=== Sysops ===
[[Image:Admin.PNG]]

:These people you should fear. As they can block you for quite a while, even forever.

===Reservists===
A step above users. These guys don't come until a smaller being tattles on you. Think of it as an inactive sysop.

=== Bureaucrats ===
[[Image:Bureaucrat.PNG]]

:RUN.

Yes. One Word. Run.

Bureaucrats 99% Spell the end for a troll.

=== Proprietors ===

:Don't bother going against these, you've died before you got to them. However, if you do get a chance, which is rare, change your I.P somehow. They'll block your I.P.

==Notable Names==

===Super Sam===

Stop one on this terrible tour through your internet villain demise includes Super Sam. He'll block you right away and relentlessly.

===Lunar Jesters===

If you've ever seen such a more dangerous sysop, you're on Prauge Wikipedia. He'll stop at NOTHING to take you down. Make enemies and kiss your I.P. Address goodbye.

===Bluebry===
He recently became one of the first third gen admins and knows when to deliver on the hurt.

===JoeyDay===

This is not good. He'll block you so fast, so quickly, you'll have no ability to touch the "Save Page button after the first time you've vandalized a page. However, chances of encountering him are extremely rare.

===Nachoman===
A cyborg sent from the future for one purpose. To rid of all trolls. He will destroy you before you can say "oh crap".

===Brooksie===
The knight of 1000 swords, he will bring you to your doom.

===Shwoo===
Yeah, she SEEMS nice and harmless. But that doesn't mean she's soft. Last troll that took a crack at her got his head cut off. The "S" is for STAY AWAY.

===Honorable Mentions===

====Znex====

Like a lone gunner, Znex will ban you for a nonsensically serious amount of time. One time he blocked a vandal for 1234 days. It's still not a good idea to mess with him.

====JCM====

This is one of the few nice mods. He'll block you for a fair amount of time, based on what you did, and always listens to both sides of the story. If he wasn't such a whiny snitch, he'd be the best mod.

==Rumor Mill==

===BANHAMMER===

[[Image:BANHAMMER.png]]

Rumor has it that the creator of Wikipedia is well aware of the vandal threat. At first he thought it wouldn't be too bad, so he gave people moderator and up blocking powers. But since it has so epicly grown, he's really decided to take it to the next level, and create
A complete vandal destruction program called "BANHAMMER". This program will not only block you, but it will lock your I.P. Address from every system using wikipedia-cloned technology. In short:YOU GET BLOCKED BY IT, YOU'RE DONE WITH WIKI TROLLING EVERYWHERE FOREVER. If this device should become real, it'll blast you to hell and beyond for sure.

== Notable Wikis ==
You want to vandalize the wikis, but have no clues which Wikis to Vandalize? Well, here you go!

=== HRWiki ===
A Dumb wiki full of weirdos, who actually research things about that dumb cartoon Homestar Runner, and putting it on there. This place is a great place to vandalize. Plus, it'll do them a favour. They need to get a life.

=== HRFWiki ===
What's worse than the Nerds at the HRWiki, eh? ......The Fanstuff Freaks. The nerds at HRWiki only researched stuff about Homestar Runner. These guys actually create stuff about it. These guys do crap like, drawing pictures a 5 year old can do better, and even writing little stories that no one, except for the creator reads. Vandalizing this Wiki, gives them something better to do, in which you can make things worse for them, by intimidating them.

=== Wikipedia ===
They believe that knowledge is power, don't they? However, in this case, if Knowledge is power, what would Vandalism be? It would be more than power, it would be a form of art. Wikipedia is an ugly little web site, full of useless crap, that no one cares about. I think that you oughta paint it. Paint it with beautiful Vandalism, and make it worthwhile to look at.

However, this site is full of Admins, and Bots, so be careful. However, it is busy, so you could probably get away with Defacing some pages, and then swearing innocence if you get caught. It's a good idea to be an I.P. Edit, so you can blend in with the crowd.

=== Wiki User Wiki ===
Oh come on! You must be kidding me! Since they decided it wasn't enough for the HRFWiki losers to make crap, they had to make one so they could make crap about themselves. This one you have to be extra careful of, as a handful of normal losers were chosen to stop you in your tracks.

== Disclaimer ==

If you used this guide, and got blocked, please regard it's none of my business. Also, no refunds. You paid money for it, you ain't getting it back. If you plan to get it back, you really are an idiot, as right now, I'm boarding my plane, to start my new life in Hawaii, which I used your money for. So tough luck, losers! ''{Runs off.}''

Being a Troll: The Guide for Idiots!

2009-02-19T23:09:17Z

Homestar tiger: /* Notable Names */

== Intro ==

So? You want to be bad? You want to vandalize the wikis, eh? But too dumb to do it? Or just don't know how. Well, now, that won't be a problem, because once you read this, you'll be a troll in no time!

== Different Kinds of Trolls. ==

Before you become a full fledged troll, you will have to know what kinds there are. This list isn't complete, as there are many kinds of trolls. This is just for a quick overview, so you don't have to read this part. It is recommended you be creative as a troll, so you can try different ways.

=== Vandal ===
:These are the most common types of trolls, and also possibly one of the simplest. Behavior includes: Blanking Pages, Replacing Content with Profanity or Nonsense, and more. This is the recommended choice for beginners.

=== Impersonators ===
[[Image:Jon Bon Jovi.PNG]]

:These Trolls have only recently started to pop up, so they are more frequent right now. These trolls introduce them self as a famous celebrity, or a cartoon character. Usually a few days before trolling, they act like a productive user, and make at least one fanstuff. Then, they strike. And due to their trustfulness, It's likely that they'll only be blocked for a short time, and Unblocked again, if blocked again. And when they ''do'' get blocked, they'll always be likely to come back.

=== Page-Movers ===
:These trolls have a different method than others. They usually move peoples Fanstuff, or Userpages, into a different page, usually one with either profanity, or nonsense. Either is recommended for a striving Page-Mover Troll.

=== Sock-Puppets ===
[[Image:Chester.jpg|200px]]

:These trolls, are really just previous blocked trolls. They are multiple accounts used by the normal trolls. Usually with a different name. These trolls are respected in the troll community, as they usually never go for good.

=== Bots ===
[[Image:Project lemon.PNG]]
:One of the most rare kinds of trolls. These are used by one person only, most of the time, using a bot program to Troll countless pages all at once. These are really respected trolls, due to the difficulty to revert.

== Famous Trolls, Bots, Etc ==
All trolls need a Celebrity Role model, so this section is where you turn to. These trolls are here, do to their: Courage, Bravery, Annoyingness, and their skills to stay.

=== NSMC ===

[[Image:NSMC.PNG]]

:One of the most well known bots, that spams an inapproprite message on pages from A to a funny Z. Make friends ASAP, or disaster could happen.

=== H*Bad ===
An expert on sockpuppeting. Respected by troll community, for he can make NSMC-style IP's.

=== Stewie ===
[[Image:Stewie.PNG]]

Famous Sockpuppet Troll. As funny as his namesake.

=== Shut Up. ===
A kind of neutral troll, as he usually only vandalizes pages, with the words Shut Up. Could use more effort.

=== Mr. Profanity ===
[[Image:Untitled.jpg]]

A pretty funny troll, due to his tendency to make fake accounts using very funny swears. He doesn't make much edits, but when he does, they're bound to be gold.

=== Tri- INSERT NUMBER HERE ===
[[Image:Tri7-8-9.PNG]]

WUW's very first original troll. Contributed with Page moving, and also reviewed this guide himself, complimenting it. Also, a proud owner, and user of this very useful guide, to trolling.

=== NOID :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ===
hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy

[[Image:Dog.jpg]]

also doggie

== Enemies ==
As A Troll, you are bound to get enemies. If you don't, you'd be the first.

=== Users ===
[[Image:User.PNG]]

:The Normal Users. These people can't do much, but revert your art. Though you can strike back by spamming their Userpage and Talk.

=== Mods ===
[[Image:Modok.jpg|200px]]

:Mods, while being a step above normal users, are nothing to fear--seeing as most of them don't care what you do. There are the very few mods who ''will'' revert you, though. Tread lightly!

=== Sysops ===
[[Image:Admin.PNG]]

:These people you should fear. As they can block you for quite a while, even forever.

===Reservists===
A step above users. These guys don't come until a smaller being tattles on you. Think of it as an inactive sysop.

=== Bureaucrats ===
[[Image:Bureaucrat.PNG]]

:RUN.

Yes. One Word. Run.

Bureaucrats 99% Spell the end for a troll.

=== Proprietors ===

:Don't bother going against these, you've died before you got to them. However, if you do get a chance, which is rare, change your I.P somehow. They'll block your I.P.

==Notable Names==

===Super Sam===

Stop one on this terrible tour through your internet villain demise includes Super Sam. He'll block you right away and relentlessly.

===Lunar Jesters===

If you've ever seen such a more dangerous sysop, you're on Prauge Wikipedia. He'll stop at NOTHING to take you down. Make enemies and kiss your I.P. Address goodbye.

===Bluebry===
He recently became one of the first third gen admins and knows when to deliver on the hurt.

===JoeyDay===

This is not good. He'll block you so fast, so quickly, you'll have no ability to touch the "Save Page button after the first time you've vandalized a page. However, chances of encountering him are extremely rare.

===Nachoman===
A cyborg sent from the future for one purpose. To rid of all trolls. He will destroy you before you can say "oh crap".

===Brooksie===
The knight of 1000 swords, he will bring you to your doom.

===Shwoo===
Yeah, she SEEMS nice and harmless. But that doesn't mean she's soft. Last trool that took a crack at her got his head cut off. The "S" is for STAY AWAY.

===Honorable Mentions===

====Znex====

Like a lone gunner, Znex will ban you for a nonsensically serious amount of time. One time he blocked a vandal for 1234 days. It's still not a good idea to mess with him.

====JCM====

This is one of the few nice mods. He'll block you for a fair amount of time, based on what you did, and always listens to both sides of the story. If he wasn't such a whiny snitch, he'd be the best mod.

==Rumor Mill==

===BANHAMMER===

[[Image:BANHAMMER.png]]

Rumor has it that the creator of Wikipedia is well aware of the vandal threat. At first he thought it wouldn't be too bad, so he gave people moderator and up blocking powers. But since it has so epicly grown, he's really decided to take it to the next level, and create
A complete vandal destruction program called "BANHAMMER". This program will not only block you, but it will lock your I.P. Address from every system using wikipedia-cloned technology. In short:YOU GET BLOCKED BY IT, YOU'RE DONE WITH WIKI TROLLING EVERYWHERE FOREVER. If this device should become real, it'll blast you to hell and beyond for sure.

== Notable Wikis ==
You want to vandalize the wikis, but have no clues which Wikis to Vandalize? Well, here you go!

=== HRWiki ===
A Dumb wiki full of weirdos, who actually research things about that dumb cartoon Homestar Runner, and putting it on there. This place is a great place to vandalize. Plus, it'll do them a favour. They need to get a life.

=== HRFWiki ===
What's worse than the Nerds at the HRWiki, eh? ......The Fanstuff Freaks. The nerds at HRWiki only researched stuff about Homestar Runner. These guys actually create stuff about it. These guys do crap like, drawing pictures a 5 year old can do better, and even writing little stories that no one, except for the creator reads. Vandalizing this Wiki, gives them something better to do, in which you can make things worse for them, by intimidating them.

=== Wikipedia ===
They believe that knowledge is power, don't they? However, in this case, if Knowledge is power, what would Vandalism be? It would be more than power, it would be a form of art. Wikipedia is an ugly little web site, full of useless crap, that no one cares about. I think that you oughta paint it. Paint it with beautiful Vandalism, and make it worthwhile to look at.

However, this site is full of Admins, and Bots, so be careful. However, it is busy, so you could probably get away with Defacing some pages, and then swearing innocence if you get caught. It's a good idea to be an I.P. Edit, so you can blend in with the crowd.

=== Wiki User Wiki ===
Oh come on! You must be kidding me! Since they decided it wasn't enough for the HRFWiki losers to make crap, they had to make one so they could make crap about themselves. This one you have to be extra careful of, as a handful of normal losers were chosen to stop you in your tracks.

== Disclaimer ==

If you used this guide, and got blocked, please regard it's none of my business. Also, no refunds. You paid money for it, you ain't getting it back. If you plan to get it back, you really are an idiot, as right now, I'm boarding my plane, to start my new life in Hawaii, which I used your money for. So tough luck, losers! ''{Runs off.}''

File talk:OneHeckOfATeam.PNG

2009-02-08T20:52:25Z

Homestar tiger:

I know a few characters related to Mr. D. Tiger. Thank you for letting me list them.

* Homestar Runner
* Homeschool Winner
* Smartstripe Banner (created by Man-o-Man)
* Homechat Gamer (created by me)

{{User:StrongRad/sig}}
:I see you're learning the wonders of Powerpoint. Bravo! ''{claps}'' {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 13:28, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
::'''<big><big>LEARNING!?</big></big>''' I'm a master at it! Ask anyone in my fambly1 --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:52, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Cake

2009-02-07T08:35:16Z

Homestar tiger:

Hey, I wanna make an interactive where you work at Glados' company. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 00:41, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
:Thats... nice. I don't know why you shared that with me, but... thats nice... -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::Because you made this. And I need to know a few locations. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 00:43, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
:::Well, you should probably ask Lemon. I don't know that much about Portal. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::::...What do you need from the Portal guru? {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 05:16, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

==Let me guess...==

The title refers to <s>Cheese</s> Cloverfield? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 01:04, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
:...Wha? -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::It refers to Portal. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:17, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
:::Oh. See, one of the production names for Cloverfield was "Cheese". {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 02:40, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
::::If you need help, I own and beat Portal. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 08:35, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Talk:The Entableture

2009-02-07T00:39:49Z

Homestar tiger: New page: Hey, cool! I have a Bamboo! --~~~~

Hey, cool! I have a Bamboo! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 00:39, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

File talk:Happydesktop.png

2009-02-02T19:51:41Z

Homestar tiger:

It only LOOKS cheerful! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 19:43, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

the hell does that mean --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 19:44, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:It means that in a few seconds some atomic bombs will come down on it. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 19:45, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:: '''THE ATOMIC FACEKICKER:''' I am sorry but that is static image. Now ima haff to kick you face. {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 19:49, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::''{Opens mouth, catches Facekicker's foot in mouth}'' Like I haven't before. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 19:51, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

It's Beginning to look a lot like Dustbowl-WUW style

2009-02-02T19:42:30Z

Homestar tiger:

Starring Homestar tiger and Shadow Scythe as BLU team members.

''{Piano Music playing to the tune of "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" starts. Homestar tiger and Shadow Scythe begin rising onto the screen. H*T is a Scout and Scythe is a Pyro.}''

''{Scout Tiger is running through Dustbowl with a map of control points and a compass, while Pyro Scythe clears a path for them.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Singing}'' It's beginning to look a lot like Dustbowl!

''{Tiger and Scythe jump over a Level 3 Sentry Turret}''

'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' Sentries Everywhere!

''{The two are now trying to pry a door open with crowbars}''

'''SCOUT TIGER:''' We are trapped inside our spawn

''{Shwoo dressed as a Medic comes and ubers Scout Tiger and Pyro Scythe.}''

'''PYRO SCYTHE:''' We have uber, so move on

''{The Ubered duo runs outside, and an ubered RED Super Sam Sniper tries to shoot them, but they jump away just in time.}''

'''TIGER AND SCYTHE:''' There are lots of snipers, so beware!

''{Tiger and Scythe are standing on a RED control point, about to change it.}''

'''TIGER AND SCYTHE:''' It's beginning to look a lot like Dustbowl!

<big><big><big>UNFINISHED! DO NOT EDIT!</big></big></big>

== And now for something completely different. ==

''{Shadow Scythe is walking by dressed as a spy. Suddenly, there's an explosion from inside a nearby building.}''

'''SHADOW SPY:''' Tiger? Was that you?

'''ENGINEER TIGER:''' My sentry blew up and I don't know why!

'''SHADOW SPY:''' Did you press the detonate button?

''{pause}''

'''ENGINEER TIGER:''' Maybe!

== And now for something else completely different. ==

''{Shadow Scythe as a Demoman and Homestar tiger as a new Sniper are on a balcony.}''

'''SHADOW DEMOMAN:''' Try to shoot that Heavy.

'''TIGER SNIPER:''' ''{Fires}''

'''SHADOW DEMOMAN:''' What the heck! You missed COMPLETELY! Are you even using your scope!?

'''TIGER SNIPER:''' ''{Surprised}'' There's a scope!?

'''SHADOW DEMOMAN:''' What do you think that thing on top of the sniper rifle is?!

'''TIGER SNIPER:''' I thought that was a water bottle!

File:OneHeckOfATeam.PNG

2009-01-31T17:23:44Z

Homestar tiger: Please?

A sysop, an idiot, a friendship, all is good.

'''FIX:''' Changed from BMP to PNG.

Comment please.

File talk:T3h Real Mu.jpg

2009-01-31T03:16:49Z

Homestar tiger:

sexy can i

just pardon my manners [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 23:32, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

you arent a cow :| {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:42, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:want some grass mu [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 23:48, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::those three guys in the back

::you're one of them amirite {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 00:07, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

omgomg we have the same shirt except mine's a jacket

OUR LOVE WAS MEANT TO BE <3 -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 00:08, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
:you look like a kid in ,y school too

:except you look like you're in an entirely different school {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:29, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
::the mu is a dapper young man

::the mu you look like my dentist so if you ever wanted to put your hands in my mouth i would totally let you {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:15, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
::: :| --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 03:16, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Wiki User Wiki: The Musical

2009-01-31T01:38:38Z

Homestar tiger: I actually think he's better for the part.

A musical that I want to be real some day. If one of your characters is in the cast, you can put a possible actor (real). If it's not your character, you can suggest on the talk. Your actor must be the same gender as you.

== Cast ==
*Super Sam -
*Bluebry - Captain Von Trapp
*The Mu -
*NachoMan -
*JCM - Bill Cosby
*TheCheese - John Wilkes Booth
*Skullbuggy - Billy Mays
*TheDenzel -
*Raiku - Edward Norton
*Lemon Demon43 -
*Captcha -
*The thing -
*Homestar tiger - Tom Wellings
*Badstar -
*Im a bell -
*The Noid - Barry White
*Sephiroth - Arnold Schwarzenegger/Michael Jackson/Paul McCartney/Hannah Montana/Mick Jagger (Transforms throughout the show)
*Chaosvii7 - Frank Sinatra
*Shwoo -
*Cow Puncher -
*Ryan Bluefox - John Travolta
*Shadow Scythe - Vince
*Dinoshaur - Jimmy T&E
*TheStick -
*Vindicator -
*Aussie Evil -
*Tri- - Rick Astley
*H*Bad - Zac Efron
*NSMC Vandal - George Takei
*Strong Intelligent - Marilyn Monroe

== Other ==
*[[/Story|Story]]
*[[/Songs|Soundtrack]]

Black Mesa Research Facility/Main/Sector A/Hazard Target Range/Easy

2009-01-30T00:57:17Z

Homestar tiger: /* Chat */

There are 50 targets/robots; 25 with guns, and and 25 without. You have a pistol with 5 clips, 21 bullets each.

== Chat ==
''{Gordon Freetiger cocks his gun. He fires ten shots at different targets.}''

Talk:Aperture Science Enrichment Center/Main

2009-01-30T00:54:16Z

Homestar tiger:

Anyone know any locations? Anyone? PLEASE? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:21, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
:Offices and Portal playground. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 00:54, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Black Mesa Research Facility/tiger

2009-01-30T00:40:48Z

Homestar tiger:

Shouldn't it be ''Jordan'' Freetiger? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 00:31, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
:'''NO!''' --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 00:40, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Aperture Science Enrichment Center/Tiger

2009-01-29T01:41:05Z

Homestar tiger: New page: '''NAME:''' Homestar D. tiger '''ITEMS:''' Portal Gun Level 1 '''ACCESS CARDS:''' None. '''STATUS:''' Awesome

'''NAME:''' Homestar D. tiger

'''ITEMS:''' Portal Gun Level 1

'''ACCESS CARDS:''' None.

'''STATUS:''' Awesome

Not alive

2009-01-26T22:58:06Z

Homestar tiger: /* Song */

A Still Alive parody, made by SI, Homestar Tiger and Zoo977.

==Song==
This was a triumph.

Even though it wasn't.

It's hard to cut through this very stale cake.

Black Mesa has good cake...

Cookies are better.

Shut up, this is GLaDOS's song

In order to kill all who are alive
Except the ones who are dead

Now I'll make you cry if you make a mistake

You know what? I'm just gonna make you cry because you ate all our cake!

Science is for bums,
And Ratman drank our rum

And most of the people here are
Not Alive

I'm extremely angry
I want to beat up a kid, right now

Because he broke my heart and killed me

He tore my paycheck to pieces
And threw every piece into the fireplace

As they burned it hurt because
my kids are starving

Now I need some better cake on time

If that guy doesn't get here, I'm not gonna be kind
No tip for you
This cake tastes like poo
That delivery guy is so
Not alive

Go ahead come near me
If you want a black eye

There's nobody in the world who can help you
Not even Black Mesa
Gordon Freeman would just kick your butt, ha ha
Anyway, this cake tastes terrible
It's so nasty and dry