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User talk:Dinoshaur

2012-05-27T19:27:09Z

Dinoshaur: /* oh */

thief. -[[User:20eric06|20eric06]] 16:35, 4 November 2007 (MST)

adulterer [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 20:41, 23 October 2008 (UTC)

=="Suck a fat one Fenri"==

Um...no. And why the hell'd you say that when I wasn't even involved? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 21:09, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

== BRING BACK WIKI RESIDENTS AND STATS ==

{{User:Sylar/sig}} 19:15, 16 November 2008 (UTC)

== X-Factor ==

Looks like Alexandra won. What's your opinion on that? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:14, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
:honestly i was expecting jls to win but i still love diana ;_; --[[Special:Contributions/86.12.232.113|86.12.232.113]] 00:14, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

== DON'T SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111shift1 ==

OKAY?!?!?!!? {{unsigned|Ryan Bluefox}}

Whatever are you talking about? I was referring to how you should not revert wars. --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 22:22, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
:You know I don't like pointless crap messages on my page. It's my talk, I have every right to it. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 22:50, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

but please do not revert wars it is a bannable offense --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 22:50, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
:I can just unban myself, as can you. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 22:52, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

not if your ops are removed for all that revert wars you keep doing --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 22:53, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
:But your ops can be removed for all the spam you do. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 22:54, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
::HES SAYING DONT REVERT WARS SO DONT I STOPPED KABIICHOO DONT REVERT WARS {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 22:55, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

i have never made the spam i am letting you know to DON'T REVERT WARS --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 22:56, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
: it was just one revert. Big SUPERMAN whoop. Cry in a corner about it. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 22:57, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
::guys please stop revert wars in this page {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 22:57, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

2 reverts also don't dirty my talk page it is sacred --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 22:58, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
:Yeah, to you. To me it's a heaping pile of horse crap. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 22:59, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

in my country we worship the horse droppings racist --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 22:59, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
:BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW poor dino he deserves so much attention {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 23:02, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

it's true

in my country i am given all the attension i require --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 23:03, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
:But this isn't your country. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 23:03, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
::this is are country http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u298/Bluebry/PATRIOTISM.gif {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:06, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
and you're making it very obvious by being bigots --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 23:05, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
:Language. {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:10, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

bigots is not swear it is what fenri is --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 23:11, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
:[[Wikipedia:bigotry|"bigot" is not a swear or derogatory in any way shape or form]] {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:13, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
::And I see no American laws regarding Dinoshaur or the worshipping of equestian feces. Also, how's the back seat {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 23:22, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

you can't be a backseat sysop if you are a sysop

also fenri how's that hating my people --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 14:07, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

== bawlz ==

[[Doggie Emails/date|date]]

add plz love you [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 10:00, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

== HEY ==
DON'T REVERT WARS {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:56, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== HEY ==
DON'T REVERT WARS {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:56, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== HEY ==
DON'T REVERT WARS {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:56, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== HEY ==
DON'T REVERT WARS {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:56, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== HEY ==
DON'T REVERT WARS {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:56, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

== hey ==

[[Image:PossiblyDinoshaur.PNG]]

this picture is an expression of my teenage hormones

it is also what i think you look like because dinoshaur sounds like dinosaur {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 16:02, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

[[Image:Cool Ukelele Cat.png]]
:NU THIS IS WAHT HE LOOKS LIEK! --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 01:47, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

== Mitchell Hyundai ==

That is a really sad story, yo. I feel so sorry for your father. Please, what happened to his stylophone? --{{User:Homfrog/sig}} 21:48, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
:it's right here it says hi --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 21:51, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

== you are my hero ==

godspeed -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 21:32, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

== yo yo dawg ==

yo yo dawg where you been I miss you like for reals :( {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 02:52, 3 November 2009 (UTC)

== now what do you have against trannies ==

frank n furter did nothing to deserve this

explain {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:29, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

== wow ==

I just realized how much of an immature dick I was back then when I read your talk.

Can you ever forgive me? ;-;

Oh, and what should Suicide Man and Burt Bacharach Man look like? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 20:53, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

== oh ==

okay then {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:19, 27 May 2012 (UTC)

sorry I panicked

lucian summers is a really dumb name doe
:lol i'm not even bothered
:it was only a matter of time until somebody did it anyway {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:25, 27 May 2012 (UTC)

do you need them anyway you can have them back

User talk:Dinoshaur

2012-05-27T19:21:30Z

Dinoshaur: /* oh */

NUCLEAR NOID AND THE ARMAGEDDON TEAM/10

2011-02-26T20:42:27Z

Dinoshaur: Created page with ''''SHERLOCK HOLMES BUT BADASS: PART ONE''' ''{cut to a busy New York City subway train. It's completely empty apart from Bluebry Bullets; who is dressed in tails and reading wha...'

'''SHERLOCK HOLMES BUT BADASS: PART ONE'''

''{cut to a busy New York City subway train. It's completely empty apart from Bluebry Bullets; who is dressed in tails and reading what appears to be a newspaper. It's Rudy Giuliani all up in this ho.}''

'''BLUEBRY BULLETS:''' I hate those damned umbrella swinging hippies with their crap in my peripheral vision.

''{The subway stops at a bursting station platform, yet no one gets into the car Bluebry is in.}''

'''BLUEBRY BULLETS:''' What I hate the most is when they chew their chewing gum, slight jaw movements make me want to punch people in the jaw, not slightly though.

''{The train moves again.}''

'''BLUEBRY BULLETS:''' And that music they listen to. That music they listen to with their dirty filthy ears. Good music. Filthy ears.

''{The lights flicker.}''

'''BLUEBRY BULLETS:''' And your ties, you mongrels. Your ties are the most dull ties I've ever seen around your clean neck. Your necks are so clean, what's up with the filthy ears you goddamned vagabonds!

''{The lights flicker more and more often.}''

'''BLUEBRY BULLETS:''' ''{So enraged}'' Your hair products are too cheap! Make your long and strong's the texture of womens' pubic hair!

''{The light flickers for a final time followed by the lights temporarily going off. A creature suddenly appears in the seat beside Bluebry when the lights come back}''

'''CREATURE:''' AAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAA

''{Theme music plays with opening sequence of Dinomyte flying a helicopter while Mu drinks Coca-Cola}''

to be coninued?

NUCLEAR NOID AND THE ARMAGEDDON TEAM

2011-02-26T20:02:59Z

Dinoshaur: /* SEASON ONE: A NIGHT AT THE OPERA (OF DEATH) - 2012 */

<center>''The year is 2010. The Iraq War was finished, and all terrorists ever were rounded up and captured in Gitmo. Funny thing about Gitmo. It was blown to pieces. Instead of killing the terrorists, it just gave them superpowers. Super terrorists now prowl the earth, blowing things up in the name of chaos. They weren't the only ones at Gitmo that day. A tour group of city cops was passing through the halls that day. When they entered, they were men. Now they are inhuman machines, built to kick all kinds of ass. They are the Armageddon Team.''</center>

==EPISODES==
===SEASON ONE: A NIGHT AT THE OPERA (OF DEATH) - 2012===
*[[/1|RENDEZVOUZ IN HELL PLAZA: PART ONE]]
*[[/2|RENDEZVOUZ IN HELL PLAZA: PART TWO]]
*[[/3|RENDEZVOUZ IN HELL PLAZA: PART THREE]]
*[[/4|DOWN BY THE BAY (IS WHERE YOU'LL BE BURIED): PART ONE]]
*[[/5|DOWN BY THE BAY (IS WHERE YOU'LL BE BURIED): PART TWO]]
*[[/6|DOWN BY THE BAY (IS WHERE YOU'LL BE BURIED): PART THREE]]
*[[/7|THE SUPER SALLY REDEMPTION]]
*[[/8|THE FRITALIAN JOB: PART ONE]]
*[[/9|THE FRITALIAN JOB: PART TWO]]
*[[/10|SHERLOCK HOLMES BUT BADASS: PART ONE]]
*[[/11|SHERLOCK HOLMES BUT BADASS: PART TWO]]

==CHARACTERS==
'''Nuclear Noid''' is a member of the team. Armed with 5'o clock shadow and a head as bald as eagles, he takes none from nobody. 
'''Bluebry Bullets''' is a member of the team. Known for his sharp wit and disregard for all-life, he's one crazy mother. 
'''Sixpack "Nacho" Smith''' is a member of the team. A weapons expert who is days away from retirement and getting too old for this crap. 
'''Brooks Jaxxon''' is a serious gung-ho soldier. He doesn't disregard orders, but that doesn't mean he regards them, either. 
'''Dinomyte''' is appropriately named because he is an alcoholic one eyed monster. We're betting he'll explode and kill Brooks in a week. 
'''Thaddeus Lincoln Carver "Mu" VelJonhson''' is the most knowledgeable of the Armageddon Team, and often has intel that the others ignore completely. 
'''Charging Chwoka Masterson''' is a deadly amnesiac. He doesn't know who he is or what happened, but he had a past life, and that inclines him to do Parkour chases and murder anybody in his way. 
'''Stephen "Greaser" Barret''' is the rookie in the squad. Picked up from an unsuccessful mission where he was the sole survivor, he has manned up considerably and now wants to eradicate the terrorists that destroyed his friends. He's also the squad mechanic, and has considerable skill when it comes it to vehicles. 
'''Danzal "The Crimson Serpent" Smervykajogick''' is an ex Soviet assassin from the Secret Society of Soviets. Pale-skinned and agile, he adds some flavor to the team. A flavor that requires acquired taste. 
'''Heinrich''' is a villainous German terrorist who has a healing ability. The Team hates him for things he has done in the past, giving him a spot as one of the worst enemies. 
'''Colt, Tucker, and Briggs''' are three former members of the Team. What happened to them is a mystery, at least to Greaser. 
'''Cesar''' is Nacho's old partner from the SAPD who faked his death, causing Nacho years of grief, as he believed it was his fault. He is secretly alive with the ability to shapeshift. 
'''F. Allen "Jack" Jaxxit''' who is this????? 
'''Johnathan "The Jester" Lovechunks''' who is this!!!!!! 
'''More to come?''' 
[[/char|For more information, head here.]]

Jennifer Corset McJiggles: The Amibiguous Ending

2010-01-04T15:30:52Z

Dinoshaur: Created page with ''''JENNIFER CORSET MCJIGGLES:''' I am a whiny little peach... '''JENNIFER CORSET MCJIGGLES:''' ''ON THE MOON!!!'' http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/2285/moondisplay.jpg '''JE...'

'''JENNIFER CORSET MCJIGGLES:''' I am a whiny little peach...

'''JENNIFER CORSET MCJIGGLES:''' ''ON THE MOON!!!''

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/2285/moondisplay.jpg

'''JENNIFER CORSET MCJIGGLES:''' ''AND Y'ALL GON' DIE NOW!!!''

Dinoshaur: The Biggest Finish

2010-01-03T23:38:24Z

Dinoshaur: Created page with 'A young Dinoshaur gains his H while an older one loses his. == Transcript == ''{A small river passes through a small clearing in a dark forest. Dawn is breaking and it is compl...'

A young Dinoshaur gains his H while an older one loses his.

== Transcript ==

''{A small river passes through a small clearing in a dark forest. Dawn is breaking and it is completely silent; except for the river's eternal whispering. There are no animals sitting in the peaceful region.}''

'''A VOICE?:''' ''{Under breath, out of sight}'' Those smelly Rumblemen won't find me here.

''{Leaves rustle and a figure emerges from the darkness cast down by the trees. A man dressed in red military overalls, with crimson Doc Martin boots strides into the clearing. His hair is in a short crew cut.}''

'''THE VOICE.:''' ''{Speaking a to a radio concealed... Somewhere}'' Dinosaur here. I've escaped Rumble headquarters.

'''RADIO VOICE:''' Dinosaur, I'm afraid we've been lying to you all along.

'''DINOSAUR:''' QUÉ?!?!

'''RADIO VOICE:''' Dinosaur, you were supposed to be captured by the Rumblemen. We are sorry.

'''DINOSAUR:''' None of this makes much sense.

'''RADIO VOICE:''' It's not our fault, nor is it yours.

'''DINOSAUR:''' Then who's fault is it? Tell me what's happening.

'''RADIO VOICE:''' Do you remember your training?

'''DINOSAUR:''' What does that have anything to do with it?

'''RADIO VOICE:''' You were in the Dinosaurs. There were three of you. You were the elite soldiers; capable of Rambo-ing through fortresses such as the Rumble HQ. But we had an agreement with some private forces.

'''DINOSAUR:''' An agreement?

'''RADIO VOICE:''' The Black Rumbleman took several hostages.

'''DINOSAUR:''' I know, I was going to rescue them.

'''RADIO VOICE:''' Yes. But not as you thought. Dinosaur, you were to become a Rumbleman.

'''DINOSAUR:''' Become a rumbleman? Improbable!

'''RADIO VOICE:''' The Black Rumbleman was going to end all his threats and return the hostages when you were captured and indoctrinated into the Rumble way.

'''DINOSAUR:''' I won't let it happen.

''{Dinosaur took a gun to his head and shot.}''

'''RADIO VOICE:''' You misunderstand.

''{Dinosaur's limp body suddenly became animate.}''

'''RADIO VOICE:''' You have to become a Rumbleman, it is just how things

<big><big><big><big>YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS STUPID IT'S BEEN A GOOD WHILE WUW MAH BAWLZ IN YO FACE

User:Dinoshaur/sig

2010-01-01T17:22:41Z

Dinoshaur: Compromise my bottom; Dont revert wars

[[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]][[User talk:Dinoshaur| gaycm]]

DRUGS!!!

2009-12-14T22:20:19Z

Dinoshaur: Created page with 'i'm holding caps lock and the shift key that's how loud this is bro let me tell you a story '''dinoshaur:''' hey guys '''guys:''' oh hey dino '''dinoshaur:''' guys i have to...'

i'm holding caps lock and the shift key that's how loud this is bro

let me tell you a story

'''dinoshaur:''' hey guys

'''guys:''' oh hey dino

'''dinoshaur:''' guys i have to go to sleep

'''guys:''' night

''dinoshaur goes to sleepy sleep time before the rest of the channel because he lives in europe''

''every night he listens to some rftc some arctic monkeys some gb and them he's like do i have any physics to do no okay time to sleep''

but wait

when he's asleep they assemble to the robot

'''the robot arm:''' books

'''other arm:''' skoll

'''legs:''' dill

'''feet:''' baww

'''nutsac:''' chock

'''head:''' blubre

'''nose:''' moo

'''head:''' fight crime suck lime off grape

'''feet:''' no more jokes about grape >:0

'''nose:''' i have the mission

'''nutsac:''' i'm entirely superfluous

'''the robot arm:''' i'm his fav

and he was right

''the thing is that dinoshaur doesn't really sleep he plans and his most recent plan was to end war and replace it with funk and love''

he may remind you of the discotheque hasselfog

''and that is why he is''

http://www.buzzin.net/images/bee7.gif

NPP pissed

2009-08-21T23:16:28Z

Dinoshaur:

{{Template:Profanity}}

Piss me off below.

== Sessions ==
[[/1|Session 1: Being mean to other people]]

[[/2|Session 2: Being poor and love]]

[[/3|Session 3: Being sad]]

== "Pissing off" area ==
*hey acorn crotch you're poor --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 22:45, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
*You smell of rotting fish and your parents never loved you. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:45, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
*Somewhere a cat is dying {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 22:52, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
*this is really dumb --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 23:16, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

NPP pissed

2009-08-21T22:45:22Z

Dinoshaur:

{{Template:Profanity}}

Piss me off below.

== Sessions ==
[[/1|Session 1: Being mean to other people]]

== "Pissing off" area ==

hey acorn crotch you're poor --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 22:45, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

NPP pissed

2009-08-21T22:42:22Z

Dinoshaur:

{{Template:Profanity}}

Piss me off below.

== "Pissing off" area ==

your version of christianity is ''wrong'' --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 22:42, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

WUW talk:Fanstuff of the Fortnight/Nominations

2009-07-26T15:31:07Z

Dinoshaur:

== Alright, guys, seriously. ==
Let's have some quality control here. Now, I know that TheCheese is a master of Hyperfiction, but seriously. Let's put some serious things up here. Sorry to all I offend. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 20:35, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
:The gallery of yours was a serious entry. It IS Visual Fiction, and isn't viewed as just a random page full of comedic antics. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:37, 14 October 2008 (UTC)
::...SkullB, you hypocrite. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:15, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:::''{Looks at last two things}'' ...WHAT THE ''{Bleep}'' IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!? -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:does it really matter anymore

i thought there was a clear cut winner

i will wait until next time for doggie <:) [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 00:27, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:Ok, if game 1 wins, all previous FOTF winners honor will crumble. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::Including yo's, foo. And the earlier winners were actually great but we're running out of options now. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:49, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
:::If it wins, I'm outta here. And I encourage all users with Half a Brain to do so with me. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:50, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Me too! {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:50, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::Zoo's world will be up as quickly as possible if game 1 wins. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::::::I'm glad there are some people with some sense on this wiki. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:56, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::[[An essay for those who think this is place is a hellhole|That's debatable...]] {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:26, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

== A vote ==

Okay, I vote that GAME 1 be deleted from this list.... -- Badstar
:Agreed. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::I vote ''you'' shouldn't be so pissy about GAME 1 which is actually better than most things on here. Well, according to us. Which is what this is about--what people like. It doesn't matter whether it's good or not (COUGHCOUGHHGGAHTFCOUGH), it's whether people like it. End of story. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 00:19, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

In addition, you have no grounding for booting it off the list- we follow all the rules. hat I think is really funny is that we were losing to Airstriker before Ryan Bluefox deleted his vote out of despair. Anyway, you're going to have o make it lose the democratic way. - [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:20, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
:You actaully want to see us leave, don't you? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::ahahahaha why not tell super sam ahahahaha {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 00:23, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
:If you don't like it, either decline or just leave it alone, don't stand there whining. I just voted for GAME 1 because it IS really better than much stuff here (and, dare I say, less idiotic), even though I wanted to win the award. Complaining and crying never helps, try and make a difference some day. -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 00:25, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

if you're trying to make us feel bad it is not working at all -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 00:24, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
:See my post in its respective comments section. [[User:Shadow Scythe|Shadow Scythe]] 00:46, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
It doesn't really matter. The last active user here is Super Sam and he obviously won't accept it, and since Airstriker was here longer, it will automatically win. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:51, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
:only if it's a tie. i don't care anymore really -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 00:54, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
::Wait, what? {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:58, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

== Just an FYI ==

This award was worthless the moment it was created so it's not very useful complaining about it. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 11:18, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
:What exactly renders an award worthless or worthful? -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 11:21, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
::FotW became worthless because everyone had it. That's why FotM was made. {{User:JCM/sig}} 12:02, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

== Oh hey ==
This breaks rule 1.6 :I {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 21:47, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

== it's the 16th ==

is anyone gonna update this? -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 08:50, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:We don't want to admit The Bluebry Show won, so no. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 16:28, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
::I'll do it... -- Badstar
:::you just cleared the page >( -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 19:00, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Isn't that what I'm supposed to do? -- Badstar
:::::lolno -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 19:13, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

== Guys... ==

it's the fitfhtifnh. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 17:52, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
:...I really hope that spelling of "fifteenth" was a joke. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:36, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
::BADSTAR YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO JUST CELAR THE PAGE -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 00:26, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
:::WHAT DO I DO THEN? -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:<s>we wait for the ice weasels</s>

:to be honest nobody really follows the rules to a T {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 01:04, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
::lol matt groening {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 01:06, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
:::DID I DO IT RIGHT {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:46, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
::::you all fail

::::go to jail -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 06:47, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::Does that mean I should revert it back to the previous version, so someone who knows how to update it can do it? Like I did before when IAB re-undid it? {{User:TreeWithAChainsaw/sig}} 20:44, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

== it is now gauche ==

to vote for your own fanstuff nomination in any shape or way {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:24, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

== Super Sam's Nomination ==
It would ruin fotf winners if Super Sam's nomination won. It's like Game 1. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 21:33, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
:no

:it's better {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:34, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
::raiku

::the same will happen if you win {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::No, mine is a real fanstuff. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 00:13, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
::::that made me laugh aloud {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

Listen, FOTF has always been ruined. Taking things too seriously can only end in disaster. The internet is not a serious place, and those who oppose shall be shot at dawn. --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 19:46, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

== QUICK! ==

SUPER SAM'S NOMINATION IS GOING TO WIN TOMMOROW NOMINATE A BETTER FANSTUFF {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:49, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:what better fanstuff {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 01:53, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
::Skull's got a point... --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 01:54, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:::I intend to nominate AadoMtF AFTER Super Sam wins. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:14, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
:::88 GIFT IDEAS IS BETTER RIGHT

:::RIGHT

:::RIGHT {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::::Yep. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:31, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
::::THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU VOTED FOR IT ARGBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

== I AGREE ==

This is the best thing that has ever happened to the wiki user wiki {{User:Shadow Scythe/sig}} 00:00, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

== Maybe... ==

Maybe its time we un-suspended this. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:Actually I fail to see many new good fanstuffs
:But whatever {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 03:33, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
::we should nominate nuclear haw haw just kidding it sucks -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 15:12, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
::::Honestly, with 5 and a half "episodes" done, I'd vote it down too {{User:The Noid/sig}} 15:23, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
:The Brotherhood will win solely based on it's character biographies {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 15:21, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
::[[Shoebill|I know what I'm nominating]] {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:57, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
Actually I just read my segment and I would vote for it on that alone so nvm badstar {{User:The Noid/sig}} 19:40, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

== jesus christ you guys ==

honestly the comeback was amazing until you guys decided to fill it up with crap you guys knew had no chance of winning

i mean come on

i thought we were gonna have a new age of discretion

i am this close to deleting all the other nominations

{{User:Chwoka/sig}}

NONE OF THIS CRAP IS EVEN CLOSE TO BEING BETTER THAN ROBUTTNIK WHAT ARE YOU GUYS THINKING

DO YOU ACTIVELY ''WANT'' FOTF TO FAIL AGAIN {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:yes actually {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:17, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

super sam cares about the wuw lol --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 15:31, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Choom Signups

2009-07-23T20:00:14Z

Dinoshaur:

Jack Skeleton

2009-07-19T20:36:07Z

Dinoshaur: /* DONT STEP ON THEM */

Jack Skeleton represents us

Skack Jeleton misinterprets bus

Shack gelatin missing bust

______________Can you hear it

The words David Bowie are an anagram for Bavid Dowie

This means the________________<s>revo</s>lut<s>ion</s>

lut

sut

J-sut

I am no longer J-sut

International Pop Star

I am so sorry

A thousand apologies

A tombstone on the moon; meaningless

tombstone blues

blue suede shoes

no egg

== DONT STEP ON THEM ==

go home, cup

User:Dinoshaur

2009-05-08T22:32:27Z

Dinoshaur:

[[Category:Moderators]][[Image:Shaurmu.PNG]][[Image:Cat.jpg]] 
[[Image:Marginalised - RE 1.JPG]][[Image:Marginalised - RE 2.JPG]] 
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<big>'''''soup guys'''''</big> 
'''Real name:''' JDog 
'''Age:''' 13 
'''Birthday:''' 17 October 
'''Location:''' Ireland 
'''E-mail:''' At private request 
'''have you ever been stuck between a wall and a giant piece of french toast being slowly caressed by the juices of the egg. i have. it was good.'''
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<big>'''''What I does:'''''</big>
*[[Dinoshaur vs. the red rumbleman|the original]]
*[[Dinoshaur versus the belt buckle|the prequel]]

<big>'''''Things I'm involved in:'''''</big>
*Contributing to the building of the [[Irrational Researchings]] project
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The adventures of awesomesauce!!

2009-04-18T22:41:21Z

Dinoshaur: lawsuit

The following is written because the guys in the irc made me. Feel free to add on to the story. (This is not a serious FanFic.)

== Chapter One ==
One day on the streets of New York, our heros The Noid, Raiku, Goku, Seph, and Tropical Lens Cleaner decided they would save the world by training pigeons.

The first pigeon they came upon they named Suzie. Goku decided to take the "tough love" training approach, and beat the crap out of it with his awesomesauce powers.

The next pigeon Noid had successfully trained, and it flew away to go to college. It later started up a family and took up a job in New Jersey as the assistant manager of a local McDonalds™. Raiku shot a pigeon.

''More to come later! Not really.''

Yo Grabba Grabba

2009-04-04T20:09:01Z

Dinoshaur: Created page with 'Rule 32 on Yo Gabba Gabba. If we we lucky Speedo would still be in it.'

Rule 32 on Yo Gabba Gabba.

If we we lucky Speedo would still be in it.

The Noid Gets All the Ladies (Obviously)

2009-03-25T19:41:07Z

Dinoshaur: /* IF YOU HAVE A PICK-UP LINE THAT DOESN'T SUCK CAJOLES (READ: DOESN'T) SUGGEST IT HERE */

I'm experimenting with various pick-up lines on a very close female friend. For, uh, science. 

==THE TESTS==

''Hey, do you have a quarter? No? That's too bad, because I told my mom I'd call her when I saw the girl of my dreams.'' 

'''Initial confusion, then joyous laughter.''' 

==IF YOU HAVE A PICK-UP LINE THAT DOESN'T SUCK CAJOLES (READ: ''DOESN'T'') SUGGEST IT HERE==

*Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
*From across the room I thought you were punching, now I know you're kicking.
*Hey Kait I'm staring at your chest.

El Ppin

2009-03-09T23:02:50Z

Dinoshaur: Created page with 'Hola! Muchos, muchos banditos. Aiaiai! Soy la reinas de trucas?!?!? Cí. Unos! Unos! Unos! Unos!'

Hola!

Muchos, muchos banditos.

Aiaiai!

Soy la reinas de trucas?!?!?

Cí.

Unos! Unos! Unos! Unos!

Shadow Boxing In The Desert

2009-02-16T00:30:57Z

Dinoshaur: New page: Bowling on your spine. Get well soon Doctor Elbow! For Nachoman

Bowling on your spine.

Get well soon Doctor Elbow!

For Nachoman

Wiki User Wiki: The Musical 2

2009-02-12T21:32:19Z

Dinoshaur:

The sequel. Either Chaos, Vindi, or Seph makes the songs. They are the main characters.

== Cast ==
*Anti Super Sam - Ringo Starr
*Chaosvii7 -
*Vindicator -
*Sephiroth -
*JCM -
*TheCheese -
*Skullbuggy -
*TheDenzel -
*Raiku - Adam Pascal
*Lemon Demon43 -
*The thing -
*Homestar tiger -
*Badstar -
*Im a bell -
*The Noid -
*Jimbo Wales - John Lennon
*Bluebry -
*Ryan Bluefox -
*Shadow Scythe -
*Dinoshaur - Nelson Bandwagon
*NachoMan -
*Grawp - Paul McCartney
*Willy on Wheels - George Harrison
*Real Super Sam -
*Strong Intelligent -
*(SPOT OPEN) -

== Other ==
*[[/Story|Story]]
*[[/Songs|Soundtrack]]
*[[Wiki User Wiki: The Musical/Discussions|Discussions]]

Talk:FREE TRI-

2009-02-10T19:17:04Z

Dinoshaur:

RAIKU RIPS OFF AGAIN

SERIOUSLY MAN THINK OF SOMETHING ON YOUR OWN WILL YA {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:29, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
:This isn't a ripoff. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:31, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
::[[Free Dinoshaur|AHEM.]] {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:45, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
:::It's not illegal to have a petion, and Dino wasn't blocked. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:46, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
::::Okay fine, I was wrong. But still, this page is probably one of the most pointless. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:50, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::Having your posts modded is the same as being blocked on the forum. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:50, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

sup --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 19:17, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

File talk:Gaarnis.png

2009-02-07T14:17:24Z

Dinoshaur: New page: baagood --~~~~

baagood --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 14:17, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Wiki User Wiki: The Musical

2009-01-30T23:21:58Z

Dinoshaur: minor alteration :))))))))))))))))

A musical that I want to be real some day. If one of your characters is in the cast, you can put a possible actor (real). If it's not your character, you can suggest on the talk. Your actor must be the same gender as you.

== Cast ==
*Super Sam -
*Bluebry - Captain Von Trapp
*The Mu -
*NachoMan -
*JCM - Bill Cosby
*TheCheese - John Wilkes Booth
*Skullbuggy - Billy Mays
*TheDenzel -
*Raiku - Edward Norton
*Lemon Demon43 -
*Captcha -
*The thing -
*Homestar tiger -
*Badstar -
*Im a bell -
*The Noid - Barry White
*Sephiroth - Arnold Schwarzenegger/Michael Jackson/Paul McCartney/Hannah Montana/Mick Jagger (Transforms throughout the show)
*Chaosvii7 - Frank Sinatra
*Shwoo -
*Cow Puncher -
*Ryan Bluefox -
*Shadow Scythe - Vince
*Dinoshaur - Jimmy T&E
*TheStick -
*Tri-
*H*Bad -
*NSMC Vandal -
*Strong Intelligent - Marilyn Monroe

== Other ==
*[[/Story|Story]]
*[[/Songs|Soundtrack]]

Wiki User Wiki: The Musical/Songs

2009-01-30T23:13:02Z

Dinoshaur: b

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|<center>Sysop Crew</center>||<center>NachoMan, Shadow Scythe, JCM</center>
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|<center>Mod Squad/Attack Of Tri-</center>||<center>Tri-, Dinoshaur, Aussie Evil, NachoMan, TheDenzel, TheStick, Vindicator, Sephiroth, Ryan Bluefox, Nebs</center>
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|<center>Last Steps of My Destiny</center>||<center>NachoMan</center>
|-
|<center>Defying Gravity</center>||<center>NachoMan, Bluebry, TheCheese</center>
|-
|<center>Ebony And Ivory</center>||<center>Sephiroth, Raiku</center>
|-
|<center>Roses Feat. Sysopboxx and The Wub Below</center>||<center>Super Sam, Shadow Scythe, Joshua, Noid, TheCheese, Nachoman, Dinoshaur, Bluebry, The Mu</center>
|}

Talk:Wavelength Thomas

2009-01-30T23:03:37Z

Dinoshaur:

Your work has barely declined over the weeks at all.

<3 {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 22:48, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
:some kinda modern art or something [[User:Shadow Scythe|Shadow Scythe]] 22:59, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

my spheres in yo face --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 23:03, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Justin!

2009-01-26T23:49:54Z

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Doggie Emails/girlfriend

2009-01-25T22:10:55Z

Dinoshaur:

''{The intro package plays.}''

''{Cut to doggie writing in his journal. Kittie walks up and moves close to doggie.}''

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{about to greet kittie, he is cut off when kittie rubs her head on his neck}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{lovingly}'' Meow, purr. ''{Doggie blushes and smiles goofily}''

''{The door opens and NachoMan walks in}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{entering with bags of groceries}'' Doggie! Kittie! ''{looking around}'' I'm home! ''{He spots kittie being affectionate toward doggie and doggie blushing, obviously not opposed to kittie's affection}'' Oh, you guys. That's so cute. Well, I'll leave you guys alone. ''{NachoMan runs up the stairs}'' Hey, Bluebry! I got pizza rolls!

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{offscreen, upstairs}'' Heck yeah!

''{Cut back to kittie and doggie. Doggie closes his journal and simply revels in the moment}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{motioning quizically toward the journal}'' Meow, purr.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{quickly shuffles the journal away, embarrassed}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{a bit disheartened}'' Meow, purr.

'''THECHEESE:''' ''{sticking his head in from another room}'' Kittie, come eat. He'll be here when you finish. That's so cute. ''{TheCheese's head disappears offscreen}''

'''KITTIE:''' Meow, purr. ''{Kittie exits}''

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{sits quietly in a state of quiet contemplation. He considers the current political situation, and wonders whether we can truly trust our new president. He also thinks about bones. After a few moments, he turns to his computer and types Doggiemail.exe, and an email opens:}''

<blockquote>
dear doggie 
you totally need to hang out with that guy 
who puts his bawlz in people's faces 
ask him out to coffee or something 
he seems like a pretty cool guy 
your secret admirer</blockquote>

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{begins silently reading the email. He minutely nods his head as he begins reading. He stops for a moment halfway through to remember who this "guy" is, and once memory does its job, he continues}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{walks up quietly, and begins rubbing on doggie's neck once again}'' Meow, purr.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{tries to stay focused and continuing to answer the email, but kittie is a tad much for his composure, so he takes a short break, sitting there approvingly}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{looks at the computer for a brief moment, just out of instinctive curiosity. Her eyes widen noticeably.}'' Meow, purr.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{looks at kittie with a confused look}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{slightly angered}'' Meow, purr.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{still with a confused face, he sympathetically shrugs in utter lack of understanding}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{noticeably more angry, pointing at the screen}'' Meow, purr.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{looks at the screen, and sees that she is pointing at "your secret admirer". The situation hits him, and he is too dumbfounded for words.}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{furious, thinking that doggie is looking for other women, obviously}'' Meow, purr.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{he remains mute, knowing that the situation looks bleak for him, regardless of kittie misunderstanding}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{yelling at doggie, almost in tears}'' Meow, purr. ''{kittie runs from the room, about to sob}''

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{his jaw is dropped, his eyes are wide. He is in complete disbelief. He understands that a misunderstanding just cost him someone he loves. He, unable to continue silently pondering this with no distraction, turns to the computer. He skims over the email quickly and walks out the door.}''

''{Cut to doggie sitting across from Dinoshaur in a quaint coffee shop. The window behind them reads "eeffoC s'eoJ appuC". Dinoshaur breaks the silence.}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' First of all, let me say that it's an honor to finally be able to talk to you face-to-face ''{Dinoshaur grew up admiring doggie through his sporadic cameos in kung fu movies}''. Second, why we're here. What's on your mind, doggie?

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{lowers his head and inhales deeply. The exhalation then practically screams depression and melancholy}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' Ah, girl problems. I'm here for you, man. ''{puts a firm hand on doggie's shoulder}'' Look, I've dealt wi-

''{He is cut off by a waiter walking up to their table. Dinoshaur reads his nametag. It reads "The Noid"}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' Oh, sorry doggie. Guess it's time to order.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{still visibly affected by his trauma, he barely moves from his sad position}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' Oh...''{understanding}'' okay. We'll just have two regular espressos.

'''THE NOID:''' ''{writing this all down on a notepad}'' Okay, that's two regular expressos.

'''DINOSHAUR:''' Not to nitpick, but I think that technically, it's pronounced ''espressos.''

'''THE NOID:''' ''{ponders this for a moment}'' Oh. You're...right. I'm sorry, sir. Please forgive me, it was my mistake. Can I do ''anything'' to have your forgiveness?

'''DINOSHAUR:''' ''{puzzled}'' Um...we're fine, thanks.

'''THE NOID:''' ''{his eyes widen and what looks like tears begin to appear near the base of his eyes}'' ...Yes, thank you, sir. ''{The Noid walks away}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' ''{to doggie}'' That's a pretty different guy, huh?

''{Cut to an alley behind the coffee shop. The Noid bursts out of the door sobbing hysterically. He covers his face in shame, slams the door behind him, and slides down the wall into a near-fetal position on the ground.}''

'''THE NOID:''' Again, Noid? AGAIN? Why? Why do you keep failing me, Noid? WHY? ANSWER ME! ''{He receives what appears to be a moment of clarity in his mind as he seems to calm down quite a bit.}'' You...you sicken me. ''{The Noid pulls a syringe from his uniform and quickly injects it into his arm}'' Oh...that's good, isn't it, you waste of wastes? You failed me again. ''{He pulls out the syringe, throws it offscreen, and begins sobbing into his hands.}''

''{Cut back to Dinoshaur and doggie, still in the coffee shop.}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' You have to talk to me, doggie. Communication is key here. You need to vent.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{tries to form words, but just cannot out of stress}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' Oh, I'm sorry. I understand. Well, maybe this is a blessing in disguise, doggie. Maybe you need a break from kittie. I promise, she will come around. She's probably feeling the same way about you right now. Don't sweat it, and if you do, ''{there is a brief pause}'' I'm here for you. Always.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{looks up, smiles, and nods. He gives Dinoshaur a look of thankfulness through hopeful eyes and walks out}''

''{Cut to doggie walking into his home through the door, and walks to the computer. He begins typing.}''

<blockquote>
I have to say, I wasn't entirely 
happy at whoever sent this. But, as a 
good friend of mine said, maybe it is a 
blessing in disguise. Things happen for a 
reason. So, actually, thank you. I 
truly appreciate it. 
 
Love, 
Doggie [[Image:Dog.jpg|50px]]</blockquote>

''{The shot fades to black and the credits roll}''

''{After the credits finish Dinoshaur walks in on the black screen.}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' A'ight I'm Dinoshaur and this is my crew.

''{TheCheese, Bluebry, Nachoman and The Mu join him.}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' And we got a new dance for y'all. It's called Riverbawlz. DJ, drop me a funky bass line.

''{A funky bass line is cranked. Dinoshaur and his crew riverdance in a seducing fashion. They begin to sing.}''

'''DINOSHAUR AND HIS CREW:''' ''{Together}'' To the left and mah bawlz in yo face! To the right and mah bawlz in yo face! Mah bawlz in yo face! Mah bawlz in yo face ungh!

''{The End}''

What If

2009-01-15T22:07:55Z

Dinoshaur: New page: What if the second generation were monkeys? '''THECHEESE:''' Let's throw faeces. '''NACHOMAN:''' Hartharthart. What if the second generation were Mexican? '''THECHEESE:''' Let's throw ...

What if the second generation were monkeys?

'''THECHEESE:''' Let's throw faeces.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Hartharthart.

What if the second generation were Mexican?

'''THECHEESE:''' Let's throw tacos.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Hartharthart.

What if the second generation were in a ska band?

'''THECHEESE:''' Let's throw down some "pick it up pick it ups".

'''NACHOMAN:''' Hartharthart.

What if the second generation were upside down?

'''THECHEESE:''' Let's throw this ball up to make it go down!

'''NACHOMAN:''' Hartharthart.

What if the second generation were robots?

'''THECHEESE:''' Let's throw nuts and screws.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Hartharthart.

What if the second generation were all in a discotheque together?

'''THECHEESE:''' Let's throw down our jamminest moves.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Hartharthart.

What if the second generation were the third generation?

'''THECHEESE:''' Let's throw faeces.

'''NACHOMAN:''' :well:

Cream Basketball Challenge

2009-01-14T18:54:26Z

Dinoshaur: New page: My name is Terry's Chocolate Orange. Mein Bein tut weh. Ich heiße Terry's Chocolate Orange. My leg hurts. Steal my arms and I'll poison you from the toes down. Steal my legs and I'll...

My name is Terry's Chocolate Orange.

Mein Bein tut weh.

Ich heiße Terry's Chocolate Orange.

My leg hurts.

Steal my arms and I'll poison you from the toes down.

Steal my legs and I'll steal yours.

I don't have eyes, you can't steal them.

But wouldn't you like to, cubey thumbs.

I have a copy of Dark Side of the Moon taped to my armpit hair.

Which armpit you say?

You'll just have to listen to Money.

Paper Yoda.

Audio splitter.

A modern Polish penny.

A fake medieval Polish coin.

A writing device.

A mug of tea.

Scissors.

A remote for an old broken CD player.

Two wooden hands.

Why does my USB stick have a screwdriver in it.

Why does your radiator have tiny ears on it.

Allow me to drape these curtains.

But I cannot curtain the drapes?

I can pass the grapes.

Or I can grape you.

The connection?

There is one.

And someday we'll find it.

Believe there's the reverse keyboard of the sky.

And here comes the funk.

The riff.

The chorus.

The pain.

Synthesised suffering.

Genuine tears.

Dictating novels is alright.

Dictating countrys, not so.

Sweetly, nor with the hams.

But I will never concentrate.

Your feelings are inferior to mine, I say.

I believe you are amazing.

I believe I am amazing.

We should perform our wildest movements.

Displaying our brass for the class.

Put in a box and shove it down the whirlpool.

The whirlpool?

The ignorance of the public.

It's coming at you.

As am I.

Why?

Ask yourself.

I told the brother, he called me Jay.

I told the brother, he called me See.

I told the brother, he called me Em.

I beat him down.

For he had insulted me.

I picked him up every day.

Every day.

The debt was repayed.

Revolving plants.

Purple teabag

2009-01-13T23:12:44Z

Dinoshaur: New page: no more mandolins no more mandolins no more mandolins no more mandolins no more mommy no more mandolins no more mandolins no more mandolins no more mandolins no more mommy no more mandolin...

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he will find me

the man with the mandolin

and he will play it

and i will wake up

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Artistic times

2009-01-13T23:06:32Z

Dinoshaur: New page: {{moresources|date=October 2007}} {{otheruses}} ''A Specimen'' of typeset fonts and languages, by [[William Caslon, letter founde...

{{moresources|date=October 2007}}
{{otheruses}}
[[Image:Caslon-schriftmusterblatt.jpeg|thumb|right|320px|''A Specimen'' of typeset fonts and languages, by [[William Caslon]], letter founder; from the 1728 ''[[Cyclopaedia]]''.]]
{{Writing systems sidebar}}

An '''alphabet''' is a standardized set of ''[[letter (alphabet)|letters]]''{{mdash}} basic written symbols{{mdash}} each of which roughly represents a [[phoneme]], a [[spoken language]], either as it exists now or as it was in the past. There are other [[writing system|systems]], such as [[logograph]]ies, in which each character represents a word, morpheme, or semantic unit, and [[syllabary|syllabaries]], in which each character represents a [[syllable]]. Alphabets are classified according to how they indicate vowels:
* the same way as consonants, as in [[Greek alphabet|Greek]] (true alphabet)
* abbreviation of consonants, as in [[Devanagari|Hindi]] ([[abugida]])
* not at all, as in [[Phoenician alphabet|Phoenician]] ([[abjad]])

The word "alphabet" came into [[Middle English]] from the [[Late Latin]] word '''Alphabetum''', which in turn originated in the [[Ancient Greek]] ''Αλφάβητος'' '''Alphabetos''', from ''[[alpha (letter)|alpha]]'' and ''[[beta (letter)|beta]],'' the first two letters of the [[Greek alphabet]].<ref>[http://www.britannica.com/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=alphabet&query=alphabet/ Encyclopædia Britannica Online{{ndash}} Merriam-Webster's Online Dictionary]</ref> ''Alpha'' and ''beta'' in turn came from the first two letters of the [[Phoenician alphabet]], and meant ''ox'' and ''house'' respectively. There are dozens of alphabets in use today. Most of them are composed of lines ([[linear writing]]); notable [[non-linear writing|exceptions]] are [[Braille]], [[fingerspelling]], and [[Morse code]].

==Linguistic definition and context==
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The term '''alphabet''' prototypically refers to a writing system that has characters ([[grapheme]]s) for representing both consonant and vowel sounds, even though there may not be a complete one-to-one correspondence between symbol and sound.

A [[grapheme]] is an [[abstract entity]] which may be physically represented by different styles of [[glyph]]s. There are many written entities which do not form part of the alphabet, including [[numeral]]s, [[mathematical symbol]]s, and [[punctuation]]. Some human languages are commonly written by using a combination of [[logograms]] (which represent [[morphemes]] or [[word]]s) and [[syllabaries]] (which represent [[syllables]]) instead of an alphabet. [[Egyptian hieroglyph]]s and [[Chinese character]]s are two of the best-known writing systems with predominantly non-alphabetic representations.

Non-written languages may also be represented alphabetically. For example, linguists researching a non-written language (such as some of the indigenous Amerindian languages) will use the [[International Phonetic Alphabet]] to enable them to write down the sounds they hear.

Most, if not all, linguistic writing systems have some means for phonetic approximation of foreign words, usually using the native character set.<ref>{{cite journal |last=Ohso |first=Mieko |title=A Phonological Study of Some English Loan Words in Japanese. Working Papers in Linguistics, No. 14, Studies in Phonology and Methodology |journal=Studies in Phonology and Methodology |date=April 1973 |issue=14 |pages= |id=ERIC # ED122593 }} 27 pages.</ref>

==History==
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===Middle Eastern Scripts===
[[Image:Ba`alat.png|thumb|left|200px|A specimen of Proto-Sinaitic script, one of the earliest (if not the very first) phonemic scripts]]
The history of the alphabet started in [[ancient Egypt]]. By [[2700 BC|2700 BC]] Egyptian writing had a set of some [[Egyptian uniliteral signs|22 hieroglyphs]]<ref>{{cite web |url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A2451890 |title=The Development of the Western Alphabet |accessdate=2008-08-04 |first=Gnomon |coauthors=Lynn, Bernadette |date=2004-04-08 |work=h2g2 |publisher=BBC}}</ref> to represent syllables that begin with a single [[consonant]] of their language, plus a vowel (or no vowel) to be supplied by the native speaker. These glyphs were used as pronunciation guides for [[logogram]]s, to write grammatical inflections, and, later, to transcribe loan words and foreign names.<ref>Daniels and Bright (1996), pp. 74–75.</ref>

However, although seemingly alphabetic in nature, the original Egyptian uniliterals were not a system and were never used by themselves to encode Egyptian speech.<ref>Daniels and Bright (1996), pp. 74.</ref> In the [[Middle Bronze Age]] an apparently "alphabetic" system known as the [[Middle Bronze Age alphabets#The Proto-Sinaitic script|Proto-Sinaitic script]] is thought by some to have been developed in central [[Egypt]] around 1700 BC for or by [[Semitic]] workers, but only one of these early writings has been deciphered and their exact nature remains open to interpretation.<ref name="Coulmas 140">Coulmas (1989), p. 140.</ref> Based on letter appearances and names, it is believed to be based on Egyptian hieroglyphs.<ref name="Coulmas 140" />

This script eventually developed into the [[Proto-Canaanite alphabet]], which in turn was refined into the [[Phoenician alphabet]].<ref>Daniels and Bright (1996), pp. 92–94.</ref> It also developed into the [[South Arabian alphabet]], from which the [[Ge'ez alphabet]] (an [[abugida]]) is descended. Note that the scripts mentioned above are not considered proper alphabets, as they all lack characters representing vowels. These early vowelless alphabets are called [[abjad]]s, and still exist in scripts such as [[Arabic alphabet|Arabic]], [[Hebrew alphabet|Hebrew]] and [[Syriac alphabet|Syriac]].

Phoenician was the first major phonemic script.<ref name="Daniels 9496">Daniels and Bright (1996), pp. 94–96.</ref><ref>Coulmas (1989), p. 141.</ref> In contrast to two other widely used writing systems at the time, [[Cuneiform]] and [[Egyptian hieroglyphs]], each of which contained thousands of different characters, it contained only about two dozen distinct letters, making it a script simple enough for common traders to learn. Another advantage to Phoenician was that it could be used to write down many different languages, since it recorded words phonemically.

The script was spread by the Phoenicians, whose [[Thalassocracy]] allowed the script to be spread across the Mediterranean.<ref name="Daniels 9496" /> In Greece, the script was modified to add the vowels, giving rise to the first true alphabet. The Greeks took letters which did not represent sounds that existed in Greek, and changed them to represent the vowels. This marks the creation of a "true" alphabet, with the presence of both vowels and consonants as explicit symbols in a single script. In its early years, there were many variants of the Greek alphabet, a situation which caused many different alphabets to evolve from it.

===European alphabets===

[[Image:ZographensisColour.jpg|thumb|[[Codex Zographensis]] in the Glagolitic alphabet from Medieval [[Bulgaria]]]]
The [[Cumae alphabet|Cumae form]] of the Greek alphabet was carried over to the Italian peninsula by Greek colonists from [[Euboea]], where it gave rise to a variety of alphabets used to inscribe the [[Italic languages]]. One of these became the [[Latin alphabet]], which was spread across Europe as the Romans expanded their empire. Even after the fall of the Roman state, the alphabet survived in intellectual and religious works. It eventually became used for the descendant languages of Latin (the [[Romance languages]]), and then for the other languages of Europe.

Another notable script is [[Elder Futhark]], which is believed to have evolved out of one of the [[Old Italic alphabet]]s. Elder Futhark gave rise to a variety of alphabets known collectively as the [[Runic alphabet]]s. The Runic alphabets were used for Germanic languages from 100 AD to the late Middle Ages. Its usage was mostly restricted to engravings on stone and jewelry, although inscriptions have also been found on bone and wood. These alphabets have since been replaced with the Latin alphabet, except for decorative usage for which the runes remained in use until the 20th century.

The [[Glagolitic alphabet]] was the script of the liturgical language [[Old Church Slavonic]], and became the basis of the [[Cyrillic alphabet]]. The Cyrillic alphabet is one of the most widely used modern alphabets, and is notable for its use in Slavic languages and languages within the former Soviet Union. Variants include the [[Serbian Cyrillic alphabet|Serbian]], [[Bulgarian alphabet|Bulgarian]] and [[Russian alphabet]]s. The Glagolitic alphabet is believed to have been created by [[Saints Cyril and Methodius]], while the Cyrillic alphabet was invented by the [[Bulgarians|Bulgarian]] scholar [[Clement of Ohrid]], who was their disciple. They feature many letters that appear to have been borrowed from or influenced by the [[Greek alphabet]] and the [[Hebrew alphabet]].

===Asian alphabets===
Beyond the logographic [[Written Chinese|Chinese writing]], many phonetic scripts are in existence in Asia. The [[Arabic alphabet]], [[Hebrew alphabet]], [[Syriac alphabet]], and other [[abjad]]s of the Middle East are developments of the [[Aramaic alphabet]], but because these writing systems are largely [[consonant]]-based they are often not considered true alphabets.

Most alphabetic scripts of India and Eastern Asia are descended from the [[Brahmi script]], which is often believed to be a descendent of Aramaic, but this link is controversial. These scripts are [[abugida]]s{{mdash}} that is, they write syllables instead of individual sounds, so their status as alphabets is disputed.

[[Image:Zhuyin on cell phone detail.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Zhuyin on a cell phone.]]

In [[Korea]], the [[Hangeul]] alphabet was scientifically created by Korean scholars under King Sejong in 1443. Understanding of phonetic alphabet of Mongolian [[Phagspa script]] aided in creation of phonetic script that suited Korean vocal language. Mongolian [[Phagspa script]] in turn was derived from the Brahmi script. Hangeul is a unique alphabet in a variety of ways: it is a [[featural alphabet]], where many of the letters are designed off of a sound's place of articulation (P to look like widened mouth, L sound to look like tongue pulled in, etc.); it was consciously designed by the government at the time; and it situates individual letters into syllable clusters with equal dimensions as [[Chinese characters]] to allow for mixed script writing (one syllable always takes up one type-space no matter how many letters get stacked into building that one sound-block).

[[Zhuyin]] (sometimes called ''Bopomofo'') is a [[semi-syllabary]] used to phonetically transcribe [[Mandarin (linguistics)|Mandarin Chinese]] in the [[Republic of China]]. After the later establishment of the [[People's Republic of China]] and its adoption of [[Pinyin|Hanyu Pinyin]], the use of Zhuyin in [[Mainland China]] today is limited, but it's still widely used in [[Taiwan]] where the Republic of China still governs. Zhuyin developed out of a form of Chinese shorthand based on Chinese characters in the early 1900s and has elements of both an alphabet and a syllabary. Like an alphabet the phonemes of [[syllable onset|syllable initials]] are represented by individual symbols, but like a syllabary the phonemes of the [[syllable rime|syllable finals]] are not; rather, each possible final (excluding the [[medial (linguistics)|medial glide]]) is represented by its own symbol. For example, ''luan'' is represented as ㄌㄨㄢ (''l-u-an''), where the last symbol ㄢ represents the entire final ''-an''. While Zhuyin is not used as a mainstream writing system, it is still often used in ways similar to a [[romanization]] system{{mdash}} that is, for aiding in pronunciation and as an input method for Chinese characters on computers and cell phones. In [[Japan]] there is an input system allowing you to type [[kanji]].

European alphabets, especially Latin and Cyrillic, have been adapted for many languages of Asia. Arabic is also widely used, sometimes as an abjad (as with [[Urdu alphabet|Urdu]] and [[Persian alphabet|Persian]]) and sometimes as a complete alphabet (as with [[Kurdish alphabet|Kurdish]] and [[Uyghur alphabet|Uyghur]]).

==Types==
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The term "alphabet" is used by [[Linguistics|linguists]] and [[paleographer]]s in both a wide and narrow sense. In the wider sense, an alphabet is a script that is ''segmental'' on the [[phoneme]] level{{mdash}} that is, that has separate glyphs for individual sounds and not for larger units such as syllables or words. In the narrower sense, some scholars distinguish "true" alphabets from two other types of segmental script, [[abjad]]s and [[abugida]]s. These three differ from each other in the way they treat vowels: Abjads have letters for consonants and leave most vowels unexpressed; abugidas are also consonant-based, but indicate vowels with [[diacritic]]s to or a systematic graphic modification of the consonants. In alphabets in the narrow sense, on the other hand, consonants and vowels are written as independent letters. The earliest known alphabet in the wider sense is the [[Middle Bronze Age alphabets|Wadi el-Hol script]], believed to be an [[abjad]], which through its successor [[Phoenician alphabet|Phoenician]] is the ancestor of modern alphabets, including [[Arabic alphabet|Arabic]], [[Greek alphabet|Greek]], [[Latin alphabet|Latin]] (via the [[Old Italic alphabet]]), [[Cyrillic alphabet|Cyrillic]] (via the Greek alphabet) and [[Hebrew alphabet|Hebrew]] (via Aramaic).

Examples of present-day abjads are the [[Arabic script|Arabic]] and [[Hebrew script]]s; true alphabets include [[Latin alphabet|Latin]], [[Cyrillic]], and Korean [[hangul]]; and abugidas are used to write [[tigrinya language|Tigrinya]] [[Amharic language|Amharic]], [[Hindi language|Hindi]], and [[Thai language|Thai]]. The [[Canadian Aboriginal syllabics]] are also an abugida rather than a syllabary as their name would imply, since each glyph stands for a consonant which is modified by rotation to represent the following vowel. (In a true syllabary, each consonant-vowel combination would be represented by a separate glyph.)

The boundaries between the three types of segmental scripts are not always clear-cut. For example, [[Sorani]] [[Kurdish language|Kurdish]] is written in the [[Arabic script]], which is normally an abjad. However, in Kurdish, writing the vowels is mandatory, and full letters are used, so the script is a true alphabet. Other languages may use a Semitic abjad with mandatory vowel diacritics, effectively making them abugidas. On the other hand, the [[Phagspa script]] of the [[Mongol Empire]] was based closely on the [[Tibetan script|Tibetan abugida]], but all vowel marks were written after the preceding consonant rather than as diacritic marks. Although short ''a'' was not written, as in the Indic abugidas, one could argue that the linear arrangement made this a true alphabet. Conversely, the vowel marks of the [[Ge'ez alphabet|Tigrinya abugida]] and the [[Ge'ez alphabet|Amharic abugida]] (ironically, the original source of the term "abugida") have been so completely assimilated into their consonants that the modifications are no longer systematic and have to be learned as a [[syllabary]] rather than as a segmental script. Even more extreme, the Pahlavi abjad eventually became [[logogram|logographic]]. (See below.)

Thus the primary [[Categorisation|classification]] of alphabets reflects how they treat vowels. For [[Tone (linguistics)|tonal languages]], further classification can be based on their treatment of tone, though names do not yet exist to distinguish the various types. Some alphabets disregard tone entirely, especially when it does not carry a heavy functional load, as in [[Somali language|Somali]] and many other languages of Africa and the Americas. Such scripts are to tone what abjads are to vowels. Most commonly, tones are indicated with diacritics, the way vowels are treated in abugidas. This is the case for [[Vietnamese alphabet|Vietnamese]] (a true alphabet) and [[Thai alphabet|Thai]] (an abugida). In Thai, tone is determined primarily by the choice of consonant, with diacritics for disambiguation. In the [[Sam Pollard|Pollard script]], an abugida, vowels are indicated by diacritics, but the placement of the diacritic relative to the consonant is modified to indicate the tone. More rarely, a script may have separate letters for tones, as is the case for [[Hmong pronunciation|Hmong]] and [[Zhuang language|Zhuang]]. For most of these scripts, regardless of whether letters or diacritics are used, the most common tone is not marked, just as the most common vowel is not marked in Indic abugidas; in [[Zhuyin]] not only is one of the tones unmarked, but there is a diacritic to indicate lack of tone, like the [[virama]] of Indic.

The number of letters in an alphabet can be quite small. The Book [[Pahlavi]] script, an abjad, had only twelve letters at one point, and may have had even fewer later on. Today the [[Rotokas alphabet]] has only twelve letters. (The [[Hawaiian language|Hawaiian]] alphabet is sometimes claimed to be as small, but it actually consists of 18 letters, including the [[Okina|ʻokina]] and five long vowels.) While Rotokas has a small alphabet because it has few phonemes to represent (just eleven), Book Pahlavi was small because many letters had been ''conflated''{{mdash}} that is, the graphic distinctions had been lost over time, and diacritics were not developed to compensate for this as they were in [[Arabic alphabet|Arabic]], another script that lost many of its distinct letter shapes. For example, a comma-shaped letter represented ''g, d, y, k,'' or ''j''. However, such apparent simplifications can perversely make a script more complicated. In later Pahlavi [[papyrus|papyri]], up to half of the remaining graphic distinctions of these twelve letters were lost, and the script could no longer be read as a sequence of letters at all, but instead each word had to be learned as a whole{{mdash}} that is, they had become [[logogram]]s as in Egyptian [[Demotic Egyptian|Demotic]].

The largest segmental script is probably an abugida, [[Devanagari]]. When written in Devanagari, Vedic [[Sanskrit]] has an alphabet of 53 letters, including the ''visarga'' mark for final aspiration and special letters for ''kš'' and ''jñ,'' though one of the letters is theoretical and not actually used. The Hindi alphabet must represent both Sanskrit and modern vocabulary, and so has been expanded to 58 with the ''khutma'' letters (letters with a dot added) to represent sounds from Persian and English.

The largest known abjad is [[Sindhi language|Sindhi]], with 51 letters. The largest alphabets in the narrow sense include [[Kabardian language|Kabardian]] and [[Abkhaz language|Abkhaz]] (for [[Cyrillic]]), with 58 and 56 letters, respectively, and [[Slovak language|Slovak]] (for the [[Latin alphabet]]), with 46. However, these scripts either count [[digraph (orthography)|di- and tri-graphs]] as separate letters, as Spanish did with ''ch'' and ''ll'' up to a recent time, or uses [[diacritic]]s like Slovak ''č''. The largest true alphabet where each letter is graphically independent is probably [[Georgian alphabet|Georgian]], with 41 letters.

Syllabaries typically contain 50 to 400 glyphs (though the [[Múra-Pirahã]] language of [[Brazil]] would require only 24 if it did not denote tone, and Rotokas would require only 30), and the glyphs of logographic systems typically number from the many hundreds into the thousands. Thus a simple count of the number of distinct symbols is an important clue to the nature of an unknown script.

It is not always clear what constitutes a distinct alphabet. [[French language|French]] uses the same basic alphabet as English, but many of the letters can carry additional marks, such as é, à, and ô. In French, these combinations are not considered to be additional letters. However, in [[Icelandic language|Icelandic]], the accented letters such as á, í, and ö are considered to be distinct letters of the alphabet. In Spanish, ñ is considered a separate letter, but accented vowels such as á and é are not. double L is also considered a separate letter to a single l. Some adaptations of the Latin alphabet are augmented with [[ligature (typography)|ligatures]], such as [[æ]] in [[Old English language|Old English]] and [[Icelandic language|Icelandic]]; and [[Ou (letter)|Ȣ]] in [[Algonquian language|Algonquian]]; by borrowings from other alphabets, such as the [[thorn (letter)|thorn]] þ in [[Old English language|Old English]] and [[Icelandic language|Icelandic]], which came from the [[Runic alphabet|Futhark]] runes; and by modifying existing letters, such as the [[Eth (letter)|eth]] ð of Old English and Icelandic, which is a modified ''d''. Other alphabets only use a subset of the Latin alphabet, such as Hawaiian, or [[Italian language|Italian]], which only uses the letters ''j, k, x, y'' and ''w'' in foreign words.

==Alphabetic order==
It is unknown whether the earliest alphabets had a defined sequence. Some alphabets today, such as [[Hanunoo]], are learned one letter at a time, in no particular order, and are not used for [[collation]] where a definite order is required. However, a dozen [[Ugaritic alphabet|Ugaritic]] tablets from the fourteenth century BC preserve the alphabet in two sequences. One, the ''ABGDE'' order later used in Phoenician, has continued with minor changes in [[Hebrew alphabet|Hebrew]], [[Greek alphabet|Greek]], [[Armenian alphabet|Armenian]], [[Gothic alphabet|Gothic]], [[Cyrillic alphabet|Cyrillic]], and [[Latin alphabet|Latin]]; the other, ''HMĦLQ,'' was used in southern Arabia and is preserved today in [[Ge'ez alphabet|Ethiopic]].<ref>Millard, A.R. "The Infancy of the Alphabet", ''World Archaeology'' 17, No. 3, Early Writing Systems (Feb., 1986): 390–398. page 395.</ref> Both orders have therefore been stable for at least 3000 years.

The historical order was abandoned in [[Runic alphabet|Runic]] and [[Arabic alphabet|Arabic]], although Arabic retains the traditional "[[abjadi order]]" for numbering.

The [[Brahmic family]] of alphabets used in India use a unique order based on [[phonology]]: The letters are arranged according to how and where they are produced in the mouth. This organization is used in Southeast Asia, Tibet, Korean [[hangul]], and even Japanese [[kana]], which is not an alphabet.

The Phoenician letter names, in which each letter is associated with a word that begins with that sound, continue to be used in [[Samaritan alphabet|Samaritan]], [[Aramaic alphabet|Aramaic]], [[Syriac alphabet|Syriac]], [[Hebrew alphabet|Hebrew]], and [[Greek alphabet|Greek]]. However, they were abandoned in [[Arabic alphabet|Arabic]], [[Cyrillic alphabet|Cyrillic]] and [[Latin alphabet|Latin]].

==Orthography and spelling==
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Each language may establish certain general rules that govern the association between letters and phonemes, but, depending on the language, these rules may or may not be consistently followed. In a perfectly [[phonology|phonological]] alphabet, the phonemes and letters would correspond perfectly in two directions: a writer could predict the spelling of a word given its pronunciation, and a speaker could predict the pronunciation of a word given its spelling. However, languages often evolve independently of their writing systems, and writing systems have been borrowed for languages they were not designed for, so the degree to which letters of an alphabet correspond to phonemes of a language varies greatly from one language to another and even within a single language.

Languages may fail to achieve a one-to-one correspondence between letters and sounds in any of several ways:

* A language may represent a given phoneme with a combination of letters rather than just a single letter. Two-letter combinations are called [[digraph (orthography)|digraph]]s and three-letter groups are called [[trigraph (orthography)|trigraph]]s. [[German language|German]] uses the tesseragraphs (four letters) "tsch" for the phoneme {{IPA2|tʃ}} and "dsch" for {{IPA|[dʒ]}}, although, the latter is rare. [[Kabardian language|Kabardian]] also uses a tesseragraph for one of its phonemes.
* A language may represent the same phoneme with two different letters or combinations of letters.
* A language may spell some words with unpronounced letters that exist for historical or other reasons.
* Pronunciation of individual words may change according to the presence of surrounding words in a sentence ([[sandhi]]).
* Different dialects of a language may use different phonemes for the same word.
* A language may use different sets of symbols or different rules for distinct sets of vocabulary items, such as the Japanese [[hiragana]] and [[katakana]] syllabaries, or the various rules in English for spelling words from Latin and Greek, or the original [[Germanic languages|Germanic]] vocabulary.

National languages generally elect to address the problem of dialects by simply associating the alphabet with the national standard. However, with an international language with wide variations in its dialects, such as [[English language|English]], it would be impossible to represent the language in all its variations with a single phonetic alphabet.

Some national languages like [[Finnish language|Finnish]], [[Turkish language|Turkish]] and [[Bulgarian language|Bulgarian]] have a very regular spelling system with a nearly one-to-one correspondence between letters and phonemes. Strictly speaking, there is no word in the Finnish, Turkish and Bulgarian languages corresponding to the verb "to spell" (meaning to split a word into its letters), the closest match being a verb meaning to split a word into its syllables. Similarly, the [[Italian language|Italian]] verb corresponding to 'spell', ''compitare'', is unknown to many Italians because the act of spelling itself is almost never needed: each phoneme of Standard Italian is represented in only one way. However, pronunciation cannot always be predicted from spelling in cases of irregular syllabic stress. In standard [[Spanish language|Spanish]], it is possible to tell the pronunciation of a word from its spelling, but not vice versa; this is because certain phonemes can be represented in more than one way, but a given letter is consistently pronounced. [[French language|French]], with its [[silent letter]]s and its heavy use of [[nasal vowel]]s and [[elision]], may seem to lack much correspondence between spelling and pronunciation, but its rules on pronunciation are actually consistent and predictable with a fair degree of accuracy.

At the other extreme, however, are languages such as English, where the spelling of many words simply has to be memorized as they do not correspond to sounds in a consistent way. For English, this is because the [[Great Vowel Shift]] occurred after the orthography was established, and because English has acquired a large number of loanwords at different times retaining their original spelling at varying levels. However, even English has general, albeit complex, rules that predict pronunciation from spelling, and these rules are successful most of the time. Rules to predict spelling from the pronunciation have a high failure rate for English.

Sometimes, countries have the written language undergo a [[spelling reform]] in order to realign the writing with the contemporary spoken language. These can range from simple spelling changes and word forms to switching the entire writing system itself, as when [[Turkey]] switched from the Arabic alphabet to the Roman alphabet.

The sounds of speech of all languages of the world can be written by a rather small universal phonetic alphabet. A standard for this is the [[International Phonetic Alphabet]].

== See also ==
{{colbegin|3}}
* [[ABC-DEF-GHI]]
* [[Abecedarium]]
* [[Acrophony]]
* [[Akshara]]
* [[Alphabet Effect]]
* [[Alphabetical order]]
* [[Alphabetize]]
* [[Alphabet song]]
* [[Collation]]
* [[Constructed script|Artificial script]]s
* [[Character encoding]]
* [[Lipogram]]
* [[List of alphabets]]
* [[NATO phonetic alphabet]]
* [[Pangram]]
* [[Phoenicia]]
* [[Transliteration]]
* [[Unicode]]
* [[Writing]]
{{colend}}

==Bibliography==
* {{cite book |author=Coulmas, Florian |title=The Writing Systems of the World |publisher=Blackwell Publishers Ltd. |year=1989 |isbn=0-631-18028-1 }}
* {{cite book |author=Daniels, Peter T.; Bright, William |title=The World's Writing Systems |publisher=Oxford University Press |year=1996 |isbn=0-19-507993-0 }}—(Overview of modern and some ancient writing systems).
* {{cite book |author=Driver, G.R. |title=Semitic Writing ([[Schweich Lectures on Biblical Archaeology]] S.) 3Rev Ed |publisher=Oxford University Press |year=1976 |isbn=0-19-725917-0 }}
* {{cite book |author=Hoffman, Joel M. |title=In the Beginning: A Short History of the Hebrew Language |url=http://www.newjewishbooks.org/ITB/toc.html |publisher=NYU Press |year=2004 |isbn=0-8147-3654-8 }}—(Chapter 3 traces and summarizes the invention of alphabetic writing).
* {{cite book |author=Logan, Robert K. |title=The Alphabet Effect: A Media Ecology Understanding of the Making of Western Civilization |publisher=Hampton Press |year=2004 |isbn=1-57-273523-6 }}
* McLuhan, Marshall; Logan, Robert K. (1977). Alphabet, Mother of Invention. Etcetera. Vol. 34, pp. 373–383.
* {{cite book |author=Ouaknin, Marc-Alain; Bacon, Josephine |title=Mysteries of the Alphabet: The Origins of Writing |publisher=Abbeville Press |year=1999 |isbn=0-7892-0521-1 }}
* {{cite book |author=Powell, Barry |title=Homer and the Origin of the Greek Alphabet |publisher=Cambridge Universityh Press |year=1991 |isbn=0-521-58907-X }}
* {{cite book |author=Sacks, David |title=Letter Perfect: The Marvelous History of Our Alphabet from A to Z |publisher=Broadway Books |url=http://www.uca.edu.ar/esp/sec-ffilosofia/esp/docs-institutos/s-cehao/boletin/damqatum3_eng2007.pdf |format=PDF |year=2004 |isbn=0-7679-1173-3}}
* {{cite book |author=Saggs, H.W.F |title=Civilization Before Greece and Rome |publisher=Yale University Press |year=1991 |isbn=0-300-05031-3}}—(Chapter 4 traces the invention of writing).

== References ==
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== External links ==
{{wiktionary|alphabet}}
* [http://www.uca.edu.ar/esp/sec-ffilosofia/esp/docs-institutos/s-cehao/boletin/damqatum3_eng2007.pdf Language, Writing and Alphabet: An Interview with Christophe Rico] [[Damqatum]] 3 (2007)
* [http://omniglot.com/writing/alphabetic.htm Alphabetic Writing Systems]
* [[Michael Everson]]'s [http://www.evertype.com/alphabets/index.html Alphabets of Europe]
* [http://www.wam.umd.edu/~rfradkin/alphapage.html Evolution of alphabets] animation by Prof. Robert Fradkin at the University of Maryland

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SUPERMAN

2009-01-12T23:15:28Z

Dinoshaur:

2nd gens vs. 3rd Gens in a city full of supervillians and freaks. Only one person can sort the problem out...

SUPERMAN!

Noid - Clark Kent/Superman 
NachoMan - Steel 
TheCheese - doggie the superdoggie 
Super Sam - Jimmy Olsen 
Dinoshaur - Superman's Nipples 
Sephiroth - Doomsday 
Strong Intelligent - Lex Luthor 
Im a bell - General Zod 
Bluebry - Maxima 
Chaos - Solomon Grundy 
JCM - Mr. Mxysptlk 
Badstar - Eradicator 
Ryan Bluefox - Ultraman 
Skullbuggy - Atomic Skull 
Micah - Superwoman 
Girrbyte - Darkseid 
Raiku - Brainiac

.....Oh **** it. Choose your own roles.

BATMAN

2009-01-12T22:59:33Z

Dinoshaur:

2nd gens vs. 3rd Gens in a city full of crime and murder. Only one person can sort the problem out...

BATMAN!

NachoMan - Bruce Wayne/Batman 
Noid - Alfred 
Dinoshaur - Robin 
TheCheese - Lucius Fox 
Super Sam - Commissioner Gordon 
Sephiroth - The Joker 
Strong Intelligent - The Riddler 
Im a bell - Two Face 
Bluebry - Catwoman 
Chaos - Hugo Strange 
JCM - Penguin 
Badstar - Mr. Freeze 
Ryan Bluefox - Clayface 
Skullbuggy - Black Skull 
Micah - Batzarro 
Girrbyte - Hush 
Raiku - Bane 
Dinoshaur - Sub Zero

.....Oh **** it. Choose your own roles.

If you are in this, feel free to control yourself or change your lines to your liking.

Reoccuring Guest Stars:

Dinoshaur - Superman 
Shadow Scythe - Green Lantern 
The Mu - The Flash 
Homsar44withpie - Lex Luthor 

== Episodes ==
* [[/eps/prologue|Prologue: A flashback to Nachobats childhood, where his parents are killed]]

BATMAN

2009-01-12T22:59:14Z

Dinoshaur:

2nd gens vs. 3rd Gens in a city full of crime and murder. Only one person can sort the problem out...

BATMAN!

NachoMan - Bruce Wayne/Batman 
Noid - Alfred 
Dinoshaur - Robin 
TheCheese - Lucius Fox 
Super Sam - Commissioner Gordon 
Sephiroth - The Joker 
Strong Intelligent - The Riddler 
Im a bell - Two Face 
Bluebry - Catwoman 
Chaos - Hugo Strange 
JCM - Penguin 
Badstar - Mr. Freeze 
Ryan Bluefox - Clayface 
Skullbuggy - Black Skull 
Micah - Batzarro 
Girrbyte - Hush 
Raiku - Bane 
Dinoshaur - Sub Zero

.....Oh **** it. Choose your own roles.

If you are in this, feel free to control yourself or change your lines to your liking.

Reoccuring Guest Stars:

Dinoshaur - Superman
Shadow Scythe - Green Lantern
The Mu - The Flash
Homsar44withpie - Lex Luthor

== Episodes ==
* [[/eps/prologue|Prologue: A flashback to Nachobats childhood, where his parents are killed]]

Talk:BATMAN/eps/prologue

2009-01-12T21:29:09Z

Dinoshaur:

why is nachoman a snob {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:That's his parents. Nachoman as a child never talked. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:03, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

when do i superman dat ho --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 21:29, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Think Bozk

2009-01-11T21:43:34Z

Dinoshaur:

THOUGHT OPPRESSION THOUGHT OPPRESSION {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 21:42, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

tell me about it brah --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 21:43, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

Santa Bocks

2009-01-11T21:34:39Z

Dinoshaur: Santa Bocks moved to Think Bozk: cpu usage lowered

#REDIRECT [[Think Bozk]]

Talk:The Adventures of Dick and Fanny

2009-01-11T20:04:46Z

Dinoshaur:

O_o {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:03, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
:Dick and Fanny. How sexual of you. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:03, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

whatever do you mean i'm just saying tricky dick is tricky indeed --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 20:04, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

The Adventures of Dick and Fanny

2009-01-11T20:01:43Z

Dinoshaur: New page: '''RICHARD:''' Hi my name's Dick. '''FRANCES:''' And my name's Fanny. ''{Richard stares long and hard at Fanny.}'' ''{Richard growls at Frances.}'' '''FRANCES:''' Oh, you. ''{They mak...

'''RICHARD:''' Hi my name's Dick.

'''FRANCES:''' And my name's Fanny.

''{Richard stares long and hard at Fanny.}''

''{Richard growls at Frances.}''

'''FRANCES:''' Oh, you.

''{They make passionate love on the floor.}''

--{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 20:01, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

NUCLEAR NOID AND THE ARMAGEDDON TEAM/2

2009-01-08T22:35:30Z

Dinoshaur: ;)

'''RENDEZVOUZ IN HELL PLAZA: PART TWO''' 

''{cut to a dim office room. Two Germans are crouching behind an overturned couch, reloading their weapons uneasily.}'' 

'''NARRATOR:''' When we las left the Armageddon Team, Mu was pinned down in Hell Plaza by the Germans with the rest of the soldiers on their way, ready to assist their teammate and rip through some terrorists. 

''{The Germans look over the couch and get head-shotted instantly.}'' 

'''NARRATOR:''' And how. 

''{Nacho and Nuclear Noid walk up to the couch. They turn it back over and take some ammo.}'' 

'''NUCLEAR NOID:''' You dirty little kill stealer, get your hands off that ammo. 

'''NACHO:''' Son, I killed the men, I deserve the ammo. 

'''NUCLEAR NOID:''' You just took them down while I was reloading! I got all the other ones in them! 

'''NACHO:''' Kid, there are certain things you have to get used to in this business. 

'''NUCLEAR NOID:''' Stop calling me kid, you're 2 years older than me. 

'''NACHO:''' I calls em as I sees em. 

'''NUCLEAR NOID:''' Hey, that's my catchphrase. Get your own. 

'''NACHO:''' ''{rolls eyes}'' I'm getting too old for this. 

''{cut to a kitchen. Bodies are being piled up by Bluebry Bullets. Dinomyte is robbing the fridge to support his alcohol addiction.}'' 

'''DINOMYTE:''' I dunnah why we're here, but they got some fancy stuff! 

'''BLUEBRY BULLETS:''' We definitely should have found Mu by now. Something's not right. And I don't like it. 

''{cut to some ventilation shafts. Greaser and Charging Chwoka are crawling through it, with Charging Chwoka ahead and Greaser behind.}'' 

'''GREASER:''' Why are we up here? There aren't any Germans crawling in the vents! 

'''CHARGING CHWOKA:''' It's all about stealth, rook. 

'''GREASER:''' Stop calling me rookie, I've been with you for four and a half months! 

'''CHARGING CHWOKA:''' I don't remember that. 

'''GREASER:''' That's because that's your gimmick! 

'''CHARGING CHWOKA:''' And your gimmick is to be the rookie, so shut up. 

''{cut back to the room where Nacho and Nuclear Noid were. Bluebry Bullets and Dinomyte walk up behind them.}'' 

'''BLUEBRY BULLETS:''' Hey, Nacho, Noid, have you guys seen Mu? 

'''NACHO:''' Not at all, but we've sure gone through a lot of these goons. 

'''NUCLEAR NOID:''' Yeah, that's weird. There's been too many goons and not any hostages. 

'''NACHO:''' Do you think they've been cloning? 

'''BLUEBRY BULLETS:''' Don't have any intel on German cloning, but it's always a possibility. I heard they had some problems with the Russians. 

''{Brooks Jaxxon and Danzal walk up behind Bluebry Bullets and Dinomyte.}'' 

'''BROOKS JAXXON:''' Hey, guys. No sighting of Mu yet. Just lots of fodder. 

'''DINOMYTE:''' Hey, Dancer, aren't you one of those Jurgens, or, uhh, Ruggins? 

'''DANZAL:''' My fatha and mothaz were both ze Ruzzian. 

'''NULCEAR NOID:''' What's with the accent? 

'''DANZAL:''' You pickz it up while being a Zecret Zoviet, everybody haz one there. 

'''BROOKS JAXXON:''' Well, that totally makes sense. Anyways, I think we should go up the stairs, maybe Mu was on one of the upper floors. 

'''DINOMYTE:''' This kid's got the stuff! 

'''BROOKS JAXXON:''' That's the stuff now? Common sense? 

'''DINOMYTE:''' Hey, we didn't all get militarical book learning like Mr. Jaxxit here! 

'''BLUEBRY BULLETS:''' Great idea, Brooks. Let's go. 

''{cut to a dim room with faint red lighting. The subtitles "THIRTY-NINE FLOORS AND SEVERAL GERMANS LATER..." come up and disappear. The Team walks into the frame, looking a little more battered than before.}'' 

'''BROOKS JAXXON:''' Agh...all those dead bodies...that was brutal. 

'''BLUEBRY BULLETS:''' Just the way I like it. ''{cocks gun}'' 

'''NACHO:''' Well, we're at the top, and no Mu. Gentleman, we let them win. 

'''OMINOUS GERMAN VOICE:''' Oh, it's not over yet... 

''{The camera pans over to the other side of the room. There is a large window with a lartge shadow in front of it. A white man with a black beard, black hair, and a suit steps forward.}'' 

'''HEINRICH:''' Not by a long shot. 

''{The screen fades to black. The words "TO BE CONTINUED" come up on it.}''

I Love The 2nd Gen/2

2009-01-04T14:43:27Z

Dinoshaur: /* Homestar High */

== Introduction ==

<center>'''WARNING: THIS EPISODE IS RATED D FOR DISASTER.''' 
''For interactives gone bad, trolls, and Wikihood'' 
'''NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 10 YEARS OF AGE''' 
Keep out of reach of small children. Do not microwave. I Love The 2nd Gen is not liable for any deaths as a result, directly or indirectly, of this episode. Made in China. Copyleft 2008.</center>

== [[HRFWiki:thatkidsam.muffin|thatkidsam.muffin]] ==
'''SKULLBUGGY:''' This was one of three WUEs I ever read in my life, and probably the best. Ah, but the good die young, at but 66 episodes. 'Tis a shame.

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'''X ON FIRE:''' Thatkidsam and iCreature ''{or whatever the capitalization is}'' became characters in SSXMails, my far less successful WUE.

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'''THE MU:''' Oh no, it's me. I... never read any email shows back in the day. I guess I missed out.

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'''NOID:''' thatkidsam.muffin was great. He was an assassin and ran around having adventures with an eye...or something.

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'''SKULLBUGGY:''' I don't know which one was my favorite. Probably them all!

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'''BLUEBRY:''' Gah, whenever I make negative stereotypical generalizations about WUEs, someone always mentions that this one actually didn't suck.

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'''CHWOKA:''' He had, like, a game console for a computer. That was unheard of before EVERYBODY did it.

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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' Oh, I read one about presidential calamities. This show needs a "Do not try this at home" warning.

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'''THATKIDSAM:''' Oh, man. thatkidsam.muffin. Some of these were pretty good despite being made by a ten years old boy! I should definitely bring this series back someday.

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'''THATKIDSAM:''' I realized that most of the characters were pretty awful and had no development. At least Icreature went on to become a cult icon on the scale of Che Guevara at my school.

== [[HRFWiki:User:NSMC|NSMC]] ==
'''SKULLBUGGY:''' I can't figure out for the life of me why this guy's cow was stolen. But ''boy'' was he angry about it.

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'''X ON FIRE:''' We can only wonder just who was behind the wheel of these thousand or so accounts.

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'''THE MU:''' Oh gee. I had sorta-left at this point, while the attacks were happening. I still remember it, though.

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'''NOID:''' I was there when this stuff happened, down to the minute. ''I saw some stuff go down, man.''

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'''SKULLBUGGY:''' This same man also stole somebody's bike, but that's another story.

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'''THE SPANISH INQUISITION:''' I have a confession to make. I joined the wiki after the NSMC attacks.

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'''BLUEBRY:''' Grr this is what prevented me from making an account. I had to wait.

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'''THATKIDSAM:''' Many of the stories told about this guy are greatly exaggerated. But he was still a major pain in the ''{bleep}''.

== [[HRFWiki:Wikihood 2|Wikihood]] ==
'''SKULLBUGGY:''' Wow, was this popular! I mean, I don't ever recall being on it, or, you know, ''{quietly}'' reading it ''{normal voice}'' but still!

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'''X ON FIRE:''' Despite Supra Sam's best efforts, it just. Never. Dies.

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'''THE MU:''' I never did realize how they updated and made episodes so fast. Was it magic? Anyway, I wasn't part of it.

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'''NOID:''' I think I was in some crappy Wikihood knock-off...but then again, how much lower than Wikihood can you go?

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'''SKULLBUGGY:''' And now, get this! They're doing it agian on the Wiki User Wiki! Only this time it's not so good.

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'''CHWOKA:''' I was heartbroken when Wikihood 2 ended. You know, like they say, Wikihood is always more fun to play than to read. I suppose that's true of the new one, too... maybe I should stop being so negative towards them...

'''VANHOCK:''' NAH!

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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' Oh yeah, this was fun alright. Animating that short was a valuable waste of a Sunday afternoon.

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'''THATKIDSAM:''' I never really saw any of this, I just thought it was annoying. That little animation Shadow Scythe did pretty much sums up my opinion of it.

== [[HRFWiki:Homestar High|Homestar High]] ==
'''SKULLBUGGY:''' Ahahaha this. This is what caused the war, wasn't it?

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'''X ON FIRE:''' Did we ever actually do ''any'' learning in the game?

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'''NOID:''' Homestar High was high school if highschool had no mandatory classes and was a dating simulation. Kinsey and E-102 included!

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'''SKULLBUGGY:''' Things were said, feelings were hurt, and everyone came out of it confused.

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'''BLUEBRY:''' lol wiki war

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'''NOID:''' I wish my school was like that. Imagine getting in a karate battle and being set on fire during lunch!

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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' I think some Princess Homestar tried to drag me into the mess. This may be the only time I look back ''positively'' on skipping classes. Not that I, you know, plan to do it anyw time else. Nor have I ever done it before. Ever.

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'''CHWOKA:''' DonZabu was all mad over losing his laptop, so I did it the easy way: I got him a new one. That made it so that he needed to feed his drama elsewhere, so he made X On Fire "kill" him and he turned into a ghost with a taste for vengeance.

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'''SKULLBUGGY:''' So, let me get this straight. E-102 said some nasty stuff about Princess Homestar, and... a ''war''? Really? Stuff like this happens all the time and we don't see people readying their nukes! Though, this is the internet. Should I be surprised?

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'''THATKIDSAM:''' I can't believe something this frivolous made so many people leave. The wiki is a fragile, fragile place.

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'''DINOSHAUR ON BEHALF OF WITCHESBREW82:''' Yeah it was cool we made a band called Purple Korn and I think you guys are missing the point of Homestar High and that was ''teen drama''. Dinoshaur played bass in the band. I remember it all and you don't so does Dinoshaur.

== [[HRFWiki:User:Ekul/Comic|20X6 Explorers]] ==
'''SKULLBUGGY:''' This was honestly one of the best comics on the Wiki. And original, too! You know, before everyone and their dogs started making Stinkoman Comics.

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'''X ON FIRE:''' This comic was extrememly consfusing. At least, it was for me.

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'''THE MU:''' Ah, the first great comic. It's still an interesting read.

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'''VANHOCK:''' It lost, like, half it's readership-

'''CHWOKA:''' THROUGH TIME.

''{short pause}''

'''VANHOCK:''' Essentially, yeah.

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'''SKULLBUGGY:''' Are- are they still doing this? No? Shame.

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'''THATKIDSAM:''' I was reading this back in the days it was called User:Ekul/Comic! It was really complex but it was more understandable than most. One of the wiki's greatest.

Jay See Em

2009-01-03T20:06:59Z

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== Now you see ==

How hard it is to be me.

Doggie Emails/date

2009-01-02T15:08:19Z

Dinoshaur:

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{sitting at his personal desk in his room, he writes his thoughts silently, listening to the wondrous noise of the world amongst him}''

<pre>
Dear Journal,
I just...can't stop thinking...
about...her. It's getting really really
hard to focus on anything. I wonder if she
even knows I exist. I don't know if I can go
on without her. I think I even love her.

--doggie
</pre>

''{doggie closes his journal and takes a long, deep breath. He hears his computer in the distance, alerting him of a new e-mail. He walks over to the computer and types "Doggiemail.exe" as the e-mail pops up.}''

<blockquote>
hey doggie 
it's your bff kittie 
what have you been up to mang 
we need to hang out some time 
how about next friday 
-kittie
</blockquote>

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{reads the email, and is awestruck. He thinks that certainly this must be some kind of joke. Kittie had been on his mind quite a lot lately. He had also thought of fire hydrants. He gathered his composure and walked to kittie's room}''

''{doggie knocks on the door}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{from behind the door, as if to say something along the lines of "One minute!"}'' Meow, purr.

''{doggie paces nervously, hoping that the email was as genuine as he hoped. The door opens and kittie appears.}''

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{struck by the way kittie looks tonight, he is unable to speak. He also thinks of a song by Elton John. He tries to force himself to speak, but cannot find the words. Desperate, he gestures to the computer and gives an interrogative look}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{happily, as if to say that it was real and heartfelt}'' Meow, purr.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{his eyes widen. He jumps for joy. He thinks that finally, kittie notices him. Calming down, he checks his James Bond: Doggies are Forever watch (he did a cameo in an unreleased Bond movie back in the 70s) and sees that it is in fact friday, and the aforementioned night of the hang out in the email. Still a bit floored by kittie asking him to do something with him, he can only motion at his watch as kittie looks as well}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{As if to say, "We'd better get going!"}'' Meow, purr.

''{Doggie and kittie walk offscreen as the screen fades to black.}''

''{Cut to doggie and kittie in line for a table at Olive Garden. A young, handsome fellow is dealing with the reservations at the front of the line. Doggie and kittie wait patiently, and eventually reach the front of the line. Doggie reads the man's nametag. It reads, "The Noid"}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{motioning first to herself, then doggie}'' Meow, purr.

'''THE NOID:''' Oh, yes, a table for two for a very handsome couple. ''{kittie and doggie blush}'' Hmmm...are you ''the'' doggie, the one from tv?

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{trying to remember if within his accolades, if he was ever a television star, he ponders silently for a brief moment}''

'''THE NOID:''' ''{sensing that doggie is embarrassed talking about his accolades}'' Oh, no, don't worry. I'm terribly sorry. Oh, I'm such an idiot. I'm SO sorry, please forgive me, Mr. Doggie.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{gives a quizzical smile}''

'''THE NOID:''' ''{calming down a bit}'' Well, your table is right to my left. Enjoy your meal. ''{The Noid walks out quickly as doggie and kittie walk toward their table.}''

''{Cut to a back alley scene. The Noid bursts through the door and tears off his uniform, huddling up against a wall. Dinoshaur then is about to place his bawlz firmly in The Noid's face but he notices The Noid is unhappy. Dinoshaur leaves.}''

'''THE NOID:''' You're so stupid...''{screams}''...STUPID. ''{The Noid reaches behind a box and pulls out a syringe. He starts to inject it into his arm.}'' I'm a monster...I have failed. ''{The Noid breaks down and starts crying hysterically.}''

''{Cut to doggie and kittie sitting at their table. There is fine wine that doggie paid for on the table.}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{admiring doggie in the romantic candlelight}'' Meow, purr.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{blushes and turns his head, unable to think of a witty reply.}''

'''WAITER:''' ''{walking up}'' Would the lovely couple like some breadsticks? ''{he sets a plate of breadsticks on the table and walks away}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{as if to say that she was self-conscious and was not that hungry}'' Meow, purr.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{though he finds this ridiculous, as he finds kittie quite attractive, he does not want to get into an argument, so he remains silent}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{inquisitively, as if to ask about his business life}'' Meow, purr.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{more interested in kittie, he simply shakes his head and looks at her with interrogative eyes}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{with a tone that conveys that she is wondering why doggie is so silent}'' Meow, purr.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{doggie blushes, embarrassed. His eyes meet kittie's and they simply stare into each other's eyes. The audience awwwwwws as their glassy eyes take in one another. He does not want to speak to ruin the moment}''

'''WAITER:''' ''{walks up and says something unintelligibly}''

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{after a moment, realizes the presence and turns his head to the waiter}''

'''WAITER:''' Would you like to order, doggie sir?

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{looks at kittie, and flashes her a smile that says "I'm not really hungry, I just want to be with you. Kittie flashes a similar smile. He looks at the waiter and slowly shakes his head.}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{playing with the fur on her head flirtatiously}'' Meow, purr.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{his eyes widen and his ears stand}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{as if to say that she wanted to head home with him}'' Meow, purr.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{nods his head in total agreement}''

''{Cut to doggie and kittie walking up to their doorstep. They stop at the doorstep and turn toward each other.}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{cutely, as if to say that she had fun tonight}'' Meow, purr.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{nods as if to say "Me, too."}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{bites her lower lip slightly and looks deeply into doggie's eyes}''

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{not saying a word, he smirks and wonders what she is thinking. He also remembers that doghouse NachoMan said he was going to build him.}''

'''KITTIE:''' ''{stands there silently for a moment, then quickly kisses doggie on the cheek.}'' Meow, purr. ''{She runs inside.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{from inside}'' Kittie! Where have you been?

'''KITTIE:''' ''{from inside}'' Meow, purr.

'''BLUEBRY:''' With...doggie?

'''KITTIE:''' ''{happily}'' Meow, purr.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Awesome! I knew it would happen. I'm gonna go tell NachoMan! ''{Bluebry is heard running up the stairs}'' Hey, NachoMan!

'''DINOSHAUR:''' ''{from up the stairs}'' Ungh! Mah bawlz in yo face! Mah bawlz! Mah bawlz! ''{Screaming}'' Mah bawlz! Oh...

''{Cut back to doggie's face at the doorstep.}''

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{completely overwhelmed by the rush of endorphins in his body, he cannot summon any words to say. He walks inside. The room is empty.}''

''{Content, doggie walks to his computer. He stops a moment to touch his cheek, to make sure he was not imagining anything, and begins typing silently.}''

<blockquote>
Dear kittie, 
I had a lot of fun tonight. 
Um...maybe you'd like to do 
something again sometime. 
I like you a lot, I think. 
 
Love, 
Doggie [[Image:Dog.jpg|50px]]
</blockquote>

''{The shot fades to a shot of kittie kissing doggie's cheek on the doorstep}''

Jennifer corset mcjiggles

2009-01-02T01:57:42Z

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everyone wants to ignore Jennifer corset mcjiggles

Jennifer corset mcjiggles really wants attension

Jennifer corset mcjiggles comes along and ruins the craic

Jennifer corset mcjiggles gets people frustrated

Jennifer corset mcjiggles gets people castrated?

Jennifer corset mcjiggles does not like bawlz in he face

Jennifer corset mcjiggles is a mary sue

Jennifer corset mcjiggles dyes her hair stupid

Jennifer corset mcjiggles listens to crap on the radio

Jennifer corset mcjiggles thinks he's popular

Jennifer corset mcjiggles, why don't you go away

Jennifer corset mcjiggles, you are my wife.

The The Noid Series.

2009-01-01T23:39:47Z

Dinoshaur: no dont edits thx

Now ladies and gentlemen for only all your soul sit back and relax and thump thump thump with this 12-inch box set of all your [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] moments with The The Noid Series.

== [[NOID REVIEW TIME]] ==

What crazy molo could possibly forget ''NOID REVIEW TIME''. All the tastiest reviews including "that day i fell out of a tree", "thump thump thump" and "just keep thumpin".

== [[Noidart]] ==

"the noid also draws". No truer words have been spoken. And with ''Noidart'' you can experience all the visual beauty and then some.

== [[The Noid's Poems]] ==

Noid has a beautiful poetic soul. And until now we have not felt it and caressed it and thumped it. With ''The Noid's Poems'' you can see what was lost for generations, and is now found. Read by The Noid himself to [[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]], The Noid's not-quite-as-handsome-as-The-Noid assistant.

== [[Noid is PO'd]] ==

Darn straight. With ''Noid is PO'd'' you get all The Noid, and you get it all! Including material too adult for JCM!

== [[The Noid Has A Wooden Hand]] ==

A spinoff of the hit series "The Noid Has A Perspex Navel", ''The Noid Has A Wooden Hand'' is one of The Noid's greatest hits. Another tale of old told by The Noid and put into the written word by Dinoshaur.

== [[The Noid's Brinner Adventure!]] ==

The Noid's first (As far as we're aware) interactive. ''The Noid's Brinner Adventure'' is a family outing for all the family. But not for grandmother! See how deep you can go and still come up!

== [[Noid york noid york]] ==

It's a parody don't you believe it I do. ''[[Noid york noid york]]'' is a feel good experience and if you do it right it feels really, really good.

Noid york noid york

2009-01-01T22:48:38Z

Dinoshaur: New page: noid york noid york is brought to you by rusty chicken stumps '''TASTE THAT STUMP UUUNNNNGGGGHHHHH''' funky bass line noid say georg konstansta i am going to find the original pizza ...

noid york noid york is brought to you by rusty chicken stumps

'''TASTE THAT STUMP UUUNNNNGGGGHHHHH'''

funky bass line 
noid say georg konstansta i am going to find the original pizza pie of new york 
georg konstansta replies that noid should probably start on the corner of 3rd and 4th 
noid asks why 
georg konstansta says because of social satire 
the crowd laughs 
noid gets on his wiggy waggy skateboard and appeals to young males 
in more ways than one 
georg konstansta has a side plot where him and cosmos caramel argue which one is more attractive for the ladies to make sweet sweet squeezings to and they enlist the help of melonaine to decide 
melonaine is reluctant to help 
the crowd laughs 
noid arrives at the corner of 3rd and 4th 
randy newman is there 
"randy newman" noid grumbles 
randy newman is the mail guy or something his relationship with cosmos caramel goes from being friendly to mortal kombat enemies and noid certainly does not like him 
randy newman plays his piano 
randy newman says noid you are looking for the original pizza pie 
noid says maybe what if i am 
randy newman offers his help for one small favour 
i don't think i can say what that favour is 
shall we say noid doesn't find it tasteful wink wink nudge nudge 
noid agrees and they go into an alley 
funky bass line 
georg konstansta and cosmos caramel end up naked with melonaine 
funky bass line 

'''TASTE THAT STUMP UUUUNNNNNGGGGHHHHHH'''

Doggie Emails/stick

2008-12-31T19:33:41Z

Dinoshaur:

''{Cut to doggie, looking at his reflection in the monitor, realizing his unique identity once again. After a few moments of profound contemplation, he begins typing in:''

<blockquote>
Doggiemai
</blockquote>

''{A knock resonates from the door. A second knock. Doggie walks over to the door and wimpers, pawing at the door.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{walking up to the door}'' Oh, is that a visitor? How nice. ''{NachoMan turns the knob slowly but firmly. The door opens to a man by the name of Chwoka. NachoMan gives a slight puzzled look}''

''{Dinoshaur comes in real quick and places his bawlz firmly on the doorknob.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Hello. ''{Chwoka grabs the doorknob and closes the door on himself.}''

''{Dinoshaur's bawlz fly into the next room where Bluebry is.}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' MAH BAWLZ ACCIDENTLY IN YO FACE!

'''BLUEBRY:''' Dinoshaur I am recycling your bawlz.

''{A clunk is heard and Dinoshaur dives into the next room do save his bawlz.}''

''{NachoMan looks back at doggie inquisitively, as if to wonder what just happened. Doggie opens his mouth as if to explain}''

'''THECHEESE:''' ''{running down the stairs}'' No, wait! I want the punchline! ''{doggie shrugs}'' Okay. ''{looks at the camera}'' How's ''that'' for a cameo? ''{Laugh track}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{walks in, holding kittie}'' Hey, guys. What's all the commotion? ''{He begins petting kittie slowly but firmly.}'' Kittie, you feel very nice today.

'''KITTIE:''' ''{looking up}'' Meow, purr.

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{eyes glassy, he stares at kittie for a few moments, realizing how nice she looks. Kittie glances at doggie. Their eyes meet. Doggie instinctively turns away}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Hey, doggie. Stop fooling around. Don't you have an email to check?

'''AUDIENCE:''' ''{starts wooping and applauding loudly as NachoMan smiles at them}''

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{opens mouth as if to explain that he was about to start, but was interrupted}''

'''THECHEESE:''' Doggie! There isn't a moment to spare! Here, I'll help you! ''{TheCheese scoops doggie up and carries him to the computer.}''

'''KITTIE:''' Meow, purr.

''{Doggie turns his head at his supportive, wonderful family, and fully appreciates their affection. With an assuring nod, doggie turns his head and opens his email}''

<blockquote>
Dear Doggie, 
Pull that stick out of your ass. 
-{{Wellthumb}}
</blockquote>

''{Doggie scans the email. From the reflection on the computer screen, we see his eyes widen after a few seconds.}''

'''DOGGIE:''' ''{opens his mouth as if to express disgust when the door flies open. George Clooney walks in in scrubs}''

'''CLOONEY:''' DOGGIE! DON'T SAY A WORD! DOCTOR SITCOM WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. ''{he stands triumphantly in front of the computer as girls hoot in the audience.}'' Doggie, do you remember that fateful frisbee game?

''{Doggie fights back tears and nods sadly}''

'''DOCTOR SITCOM:''' Well, for the fans, it all started when doggie was still a puppie. I remember Bluebry and I ''(They were buddies at UCLA)'' took puppie to the park to play frisbee and cure polio...

''{The screen shifts to a sepia-colored display of puppie, Bluebry, and Dr. Sitcom throwing a frisbee in a field.}''

'''DOCTOR SITCOM:''' Go long, puppie!

''{puppie rolls around, chases butterflies, and does other adorable things before running out to the other end of the field}''

'''DOCTOR SITCOM:''' Hi-yah! ''{the audience gasps as the camera catches the shot in slow motion. Puppie slowly leaps up to catch the frisbee}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{in a slow-motion voice}'' '''''He's gonna get it!'''''

''{Suddenly, there is a shot of a horrible beast coming from behind a tree. The camera zooms in on the beast's torso, revealing a T-shirt that says "I am a third gen from the future!" The beast pulls out a stick from behind him and places it on the ground right where puppie is about to land. The crowd gasps as puppie falls lower and lower, until he is almost touching the stick.}''

''{The scene abruptly changes back to a teary-eyed Dr. Sitcom}''

'''DOCTOR SITCOM:''' Some people are just so hateful and jealous. I'm sorry for putting you through that, doggie. We can get through this when we have each other. ''{Doctor Sitcom and doggie share a hug.}''

''{The camera zooms up to the staircase, showing TheCheese, NachoMan, and Bluebry all watching in awe, teary eyed.}''

'''DOCTOR SITCOM:''' ''{looks up}'' Come down here, guys. We forgive you for eavesdropping. We love you too. ''{TheCheese, NachoMan, and Bluebry walk down the stairs and share a beautiful group hug with Dr. Sitcom and doggie.}''

'''THECHEESE:''' ''{wiping tears away}'' Go on, doggie. You have an email to finish. ''{Doggie nods and walks over to his computer and begins typing, unable to speak from the moment he just experienced}''

<blockquote>
Well, I don't understand why you would bring up a painful memory such as that. However, I learned that forgiveness is a beautiful thing, and I forgive you. We all make mistakes. It is our flaws that truly make us wonderful beautiful people. 
 
Love, 
Doggie [[Image:Dog.jpg|50px]]
</blockquote>

''{The camera fades out to a shot of the group hug from earlier.}''

Dinoshaur vs. the red rumbleman

2008-12-30T21:43:23Z

Dinoshaur:

hoo hah

'''DINOSHAUR:''' The Red Rumbleman!

'''THE RED RUMBLEMAN:''' Less no rumble more yes rumble.

'''DINOSHAUR:''' It looks like I have no choice!

''{Dinoshaur takes out a pistol and loads bullets with pictures of Elvis Presley and Elvis Costello on them}}''

'''THE RED RUMBLEMAN:''' Are you going to shoot that gun?

'''DINOSHAUR:''' Nose!

''{Dinoshaur runs at The Red Rumbleman and pistol whips that mofo}''

'''THE RED RUMBLEMAN:''' My one weakness!

'''DINOSHAUR:''' I believe you have two weaknesses, good sir.

''{Dinoshaur walks over to The Red Rumbleman, delivers a bullet through his head, then begins humping the face of The Red Rumbleman}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' Mah bawlz in yo face. Mah bawlz, in yo face. Mah bawlz in, yo face.

'''WHISPERY VOICE:''' ''{Whispering}'' Now you shall see my true form.

'''A KITTEN:''' Meow meow purr.

'''DINOSHAUR:''' A kitten. Allow me to care for it and call it chips.

'''A KITTEN:''' I am the real The Red Rumbleman!

'''DINOSHAUR:''' A moral dilemma.

''Dinoshaur thought long and hard as he teabagged the corpse of the first The Red Rumbleman. If he cared and nurtured the kitten it would grow up to be a fine Kittie. If he gave it the boot, the kitten would never grow to be a potential badd dawg. Dinoshaur had an idea.''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' You get the boot!

''{Dinoshaur gives the kitten the boot}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' Now magic boot travel me back in time!

''{The boot travels Dinoshaur back in time. Dinoshaur met the Princess and gave her the boot.}''

'''THE PRINCESS:''' But Dinoshaur you've probably caused a paradox or something!

''{The kitten falls from the sky and into the Princess's face. The kitten is crushed. Before immediately burying the body, Dinoshaur checked the Princess's underwear for poops and giggles. They have written that Dinoshaur is the heir to the throne. Dinoshaur then gets jiggy with it. Afterwards he gives the proof to the guard and the guard gives Dinoshaur the tiara. Dinoshaur is pleased.}''

''I have the throne and the kitten and the curse of the boot is gone. Hoorah.''

'''the end'''

[[Dinoshaur versus the belt buckle|the prequel]]

Dinoshaur versus the belt buckle

2008-12-30T21:42:26Z

Dinoshaur:

prequel

'''DINOSHAUR:''' You sir are the belt buckle.

'''THE BELT BUCKLE:''' Allow me to make things a little more comfortable.

''{The Belt Buckle tightens itself around Dinoshaur's waist.

'''With force.'''

Soon the pressure is too much and Dinoshaur's manhood becomes more defined under his trousers.}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' ''{In a wishful tone}'' Oh my personal Jesus, save me and my bawlz.

''{Dinoshaur's personal Jesus descends.}''

'''DINOSHAUR'S PERSONAL JESUS:''' Dinoshaur your boot is now The Magical Boot.

'''DINOSHAUR:''' Thank you, personal Jesus.

'''DINOSHAUR'S PERSONAL JESUS:''' Welcome brah.

'''DINOSHAUR:''' You get the boot!

''{Dinoshaur kicks himself in he bawlz.

'''With force.'''

The Belt Buckle is defeated but Dinoshaur loses conscience. 3 years later Dinoshaur awakens and Madness is on the wireless. Suggs leads Dinoshaur to believe he is in Egypt. But Dinoshaur is not.}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' I am in Egypt? On the banks by the river Nile? But it appears I am in Malone. Magic boot teleport me elsewhere!

''{The Magic Boot travels Dinoshaur to the tippy top of a castle in November.}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' Where am I?

''{The Red Rumbleman arrives on the scene.}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' It appears I will have to versus you!

[[Dinoshaur vs. the red rumbleman|there's the original]]