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User:Cryptogamer12

2011-02-15T02:56:31Z

Cryptogamer12:

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<big><big>Guess</big></big>

<big><big><big><big><big><big>WHO?</big></big></big></big></big></big>

Wow, been a while, ain't it?

we must rebel

User talk:Cryptogamer12

2010-09-27T01:36:04Z

Cryptogamer12: /* Hey */

Welcome Cryptogamer12! Be sure to read the [[WUW:Fanstuff Guidelines|rules]] before you do anything! {{User:Man-o-man/sig}} 00:43, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

== "Yes I know that I'm insane" ==

Welcome to the club. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:49, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:Yes, please do! We have pie!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 04:47, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::And delicious cake! {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 04:47, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Where dost I signeth up for ye club? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 04:51, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Right here! ''{Hands sign-up sheet, and some pot}'' {{User:Raiku/sig}} 04:52, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::I saif pie, not pot! Get it right, Raiku!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 04:55, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::We give out pot, too. {{User:Raiku/sig}} 04:55, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::I get to go to the clinic twice a second in this club! And they sneak in PS3's! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 04:56, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Wrong club, genius(es). You're thinking of Bell's "stupidity club" this is the "insanity club". Pot is only served in stupidity!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 04:58, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::::Bell wouldn't join a club unless it invlolved pot. {{User:Raiku/sig}} 04:59, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::Kirbychu, stop sounding like <s>JCM</s> <s>a feminist mom</s> JCM's feminist mom. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 05:00, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
Yes, there are few sane people here. Luckily for you, I'm one of them! Welcome to the wiki! {{User:JCM/sig}} 05:01, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
He joined my resort, and drugs are illegal there!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:01, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:Hey, SKHS. {{User:Raiku/sig}} 05:02, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::SKHS? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 05:03, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Yep! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 05:04, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Who is SKHS? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 05:04, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::Strongkinghomsarsmith. His HRWiki and EWiki name. {{User:Raiku/sig}} 05:05, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::Hey! You got to it before me! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 05:06, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::STOP EDIT CONFLICTING ME! I was just conflicted 6 times for god's sake!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:07, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::No, I mean Raiku! I'm just saying you type faster! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 05:10, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
Yay for Kirbychu's resort! Down with stupidity, up with <s>something you can blame it on</s> Insanity! {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 05:11, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:And why wasn't '''I''', the insanest person here informed? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Hey ==
:Hi, SKHS! Well, you can make a show. Review, talk, even, like me, make a book-type deal, and transport your emails if you like! Basically, almost anything. Also, make friends. You have two already here! And most of all, make pics or have people help. Oh, and try to draw me [[Draw It!|here]]. If you want more, feel free to ask! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 03:42, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

== Don't tell me ==

Were you referred here by Ninja-Pom Pom? I'm only assuming this because of the above post, that makes it seem as though you already know him from experience. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:58, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
:Actually, I heard about this place before I even met NPP. I did know him before I actually got here, but it took me forever to find a link here, because Google wouldn't do anything. I eventually found a link here on Homsarstrongbad150's page on Raiku's wiki. But yes, NPP is my friend. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 04:04, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
::I see. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 04:21, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

== No offense, but... ==

SKHS sounds like some kind of disease. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 04:07, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
:Whoever heard of '''s'''cyllo'''k'''ie'''h'''emorrrio'''s'''is? [[Image:Wellthumbs.PNG]] {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 04:16, 30 December 2008 (UTC)
::...AHAHAHAHA {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 04:22, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

== Will you... ==
come to my b-day pwarty? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 21:47, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
:JUST WAIT TO THE FOURTH A-JUNE WHERE I'LL BRING THE BOOZE. well, actually fanta.... {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Fanta can be my gift. And I'll probably get drunk! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 21:50, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
:::''{Does an Irish Riverdance before imploding}'' {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::Will '''YOU''' come, SI? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 21:53, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Crap yeah! When is it? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 21:59, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
:Guests are already coming! Click on B-day on my page. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 22:01, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

== Me, SR and Raiku started our wiki ==

Go to [[NPPSRTV]]. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:59, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

== Interactive ==

Dude, you rock at text fiction, try interactives. I'm the king, so if you need info ask me. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:46, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:that's a funny one raiku

:if you want real help with interactives ask chwoka or conchris {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:09, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::No, ask me. i'm the king. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:10, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
ILLUSIONS OF GRANDEUR

starring raiku {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:12, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:[[Wiki User High School|...]] {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:13, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::there is a fine line between having tons of interactives and having tons of successful ones {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:14, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

== IRC ==

Why don't you ever go on? Two channels you might like are #hrwiki-fanstuff and #ewiki. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:03, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
:Likely because my good computer won't download Java, and the other one took nearly the whole night just to load RuneScape. Though I did just click IRC on EWiki. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 02:09, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
Yo! Raiku told me to tell you to contact him through IRC or Email. {{User:RPM1337/sig}} 03:10, 10 November 2009 (UTC)

== Guess who's back! ==

{{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}
:Well, my life's completer! Weclome Back! Oh, and nice job on those YouTube vids. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}}
::THX! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 01:58, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

== "Yates Motel" ==

You shameless rip-off

At least ACKOWLEDGE Mr. Hitchcock {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Yes I do plan to parody the works of the great Hitchcock. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 14:58, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

== Crypto.... ==

I updated [[KPSRTV]] yesterday. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 14:27, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
:Wow. Right when I didn't expect to see NPP die. Sorry I wasn't on the last couple of days, I had a crapload of homework. See you (Or KP) around, {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 14:31, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
::K. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 14:32, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

== Can we reuse the original episode 1? ==

{{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:24, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

:Sure! I'd been wanting to, but I'm not sure how to put it in context, though... perhaps a bonus 'sode on KPSRTV? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 23:28, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
::K! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:29, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

== Screw up how? ==

{{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 20:45, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

:MS keeps turning all the green colors grey, for some reason. On the color bar, it's green, but if you use that color in the pic, it turns grey. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 20:48, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
::It seems Megaman sprites do that. Just don't do Megaman and it's good. But it might be pics related to it too. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 20:50, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
:::Wierd, because, to make the base sprite, I edited the Pan Pan sprite. Do you think Chaos or Bell would know what's going on? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 20:53, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Maybe. And I edited the Pan Pan sprite fine. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 20:56, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::IDEA: I could post the sprites, then you could try and turn what needs to be green, green. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 22:56, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::Actually, I know how to fix the megaman glitch. MSPaint's fill bucket doesn't cooperate with .gifs. What you need to do is either recolor the png version instead (which is next to the gif one in TSR), or if you want all the sprites copy the gif version into Paint and recolor it like that. Just remember to save it as a .png when you're done. ;) {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:02, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Tried that. I opened up the .gif, Saved As as a .png, opened the .png, and the green was still grey. Am I still doing something wrong? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 23:07, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Well, I don't know. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:08, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

:::::::::Here ya go. Still needs green, on KP and NPS. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 23:29, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
[http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/4789/nppspritesheet.png]
::::::::::THX! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:34, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::I tried .png too, but it didn't work. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 23:39, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

== Hey ==

Have you sent the email yet? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:32, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

== start... ==

episode 8 nao please {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:04, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

== Invitation ==

<pre>
Dear User,
You have been invited to Meg and Raggon's wedding!
Bring a gift and enjoy!
Sincerly, Giovanni
</pre>

== BANG! A gift ==

<table align="center" class="protected" style="background: grey; border: 1px solid black; padding: .2em; margin-bottom: 3px; width:60%;">
<tr>
<td rowspan="2" style="padding-right: 4px; padding-left: 4px;"><center>[[Image:Chimp with Gun.gif]]</center></td>
<td><center>'''How you like meh now, cubey!'''</center></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><center>''{{{1|NO! COMPANION CUBE!}}}''</center></td>
</tr>
</table>
<includeonly>[[Category:Users who just shot you|{{PAGENAME}}]]</includeonly>
{{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 16:29, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

Ow- stop Ow- shooting Ow- me! Time Ow- for the Ow- heavy stuff! Ow! ''{pulls out grenade launcher and returns fire}'' {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 16:36, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
:He be shooting ta Companionz Cuba. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 16:39, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
::''{sidesteps, revealing a papier mache CC}'' {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 16:55, 6 September 2009 (UTC)

== guess the song ==

The fifth is Mr. Crowley by Ozzy Osbourne. {{User:Clover/piggy}} 19:57, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
:And the third is Glass Onion by The Beatles. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:45, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
::DING! {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 02:40, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

== Grammar fail ==

You stated that if you list three things you go "Crap, crap, and more crap". May I point out that the second comma is pointless? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Untrue, I'm pretty sure it was ruled last year that either way would be grammatically correct. {{User:Clover/piggy}} 22:26, 5 December 2009 (UTC)
::Well, that's the way it was taught to me. Oh, and did you know that last year the UK abolished apostrophes? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 06:03, 6 December 2009 (UTC)
:::*googles* ...Just in street signs. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:42, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
::::...That's the last time I get news from EarthLink. Gotta start watching Fox more... {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 03:53, 7 December 2009 (UTC)
:::::I'm English and apostrophies are okay :I {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== New Ewiki ==

[http://ewiki.referata.com/wiki/Main_Page Here!] {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:11, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

== You Won! ==

You won the Weekly Contest. 
[[File:Cryptowins.png]] {{User:The thing/sig}} 13:55, 13 June 2010 (UTC)
: TACOOOOO {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 01:36, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hello Cryptogamer12 ==

I just came to inform you that the Hellian Empire is now inviting members, if you join now, you will get free healthcare and a muffin basket. If you do not join, you will feel our wrath! This was a message from {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:55, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
:Muffins? Sign me down! {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 02:57, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

== AA Addict... ==

You're addicted to Alcoholics Anonymous? {{User:Remolay/sig}} 23:56, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

== Hey ==

You're my friend, right? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:44, 22 September 2010 (UTC)
:Of course! Why wouldn't I be? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 02:12, 23 September 2010 (UTC)
::because raiku is a massive annoying spoilt jerk {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::...Guards, take this heretic to the dungeons. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 01:36, 27 September 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Raiku Email/Baby

2010-07-14T20:56:03Z

Cryptogamer12:

Someone really needs to fire up Gmod and make movies of these email {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:05, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
:...WHY DON'T YOU? AND UPLOAD IT ON YOUTUBE? {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 01:28, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
::I Think I will. And I'll do it like FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:45, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
:::I LOVE THAT THING I ROFL GET ON GARRY'S MOD NOW AND MAKE THE FIRST EMAIL {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 01:45, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
::::include bathtub bike plz {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 01:47, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::AND MAKE THE RAGDOLL THAT PLAYED JOHN FREEMAN HAVE A CAMEO {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 01:48, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::RAIKU IS JOHN FREEMAN :WELL: {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:50, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::AND RAIKU GOT AXED BY GORDAN :EPIC WELL: {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 01:52, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::This was godly. The rifting, I mean. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 08:35, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::"rifting" {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::::RIFT KATANA: ACE ATTORNEY {{well}} {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 20:56, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/Playbill

2010-07-06T19:55:46Z

Cryptogamer12:

Quick question: How do you pronounce qafq? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:Probably like Kafga but without the A at the end. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:23, 6 July 2010 (UTC)
::I pronounce it like Calf-fig, but, know that I think about it, Chaos' way sounds smoother. Verdict: ANYWAY YOU WANT IT, THATS THE WAY YOU NEED IT {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 19:55, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/Playbill

2010-07-06T18:55:49Z

Cryptogamer12: moar cowbell

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/3206/castphoto.gif

Top: Shadowgamer

Middle: Hammaker, Cryptogamer, L.U.S.C.A.-4, Jam, Utarefson, Maxwell, Ashley, Vilcz, Qafg

Bottom: Clovington, Pixel, Solseri, Bob, Squatcha, Zoe, Billy Bison, George the Gnome, Tommy

==Bios==

==CG==
*Cryptogamer (full name Cryptopher Orville Gamére) is the main character, who has an off the record history. Why? Because I can't find the <big><big>'''CENSORED'''</big></big> flash drive where I saved it. Anyway, he went mysteriously missing when he was 18, like his brother, Logilo. He later returned four years later, bringing alkong Clovington, Squatcha, L.U.S.C.A., and Utarefson. For whatever reason that only I know, he is kinda insane now, and set about making a laboratory, where he did experiments, the products of which were Jam, Vid, Pixel, Bob, and a temporary portal to the Shadow Dimension, from which came SG. That's pretty much all... <big>''FOR NOW!!!!</big>

==Clovington==

*A british kraken, who came to the motel with CG.

==SG==
*Hailing from the Shadow Dimension, Shadowpher Gamére is a somewhat skilled magic user and sworn enemy of Shadow NPP.

==Utarefson==
*Utarefson is a vampiric, juvenile version of a Nessie-like creature. He constantly spouts nonsense.

==Zoe==
*Zoe is CG's older sister. She has skills as a pilot, and, from her days at subway, learned how to make a damn fine sandwich. She is probably the most level headed person in the whole town.

==Vid==
*Vid is a hologram designed by Crypto. He can take a solid form sometimes for no adequetly explored reason.

==Pixel==

==Bob==

==Squatcha==

==Hammaker==
A hobo. That's pretty much it.

==Jam==
*Jam was an experiment of CG's where he and Squatcha managed to embue life to a hunk of jam-like material by performing some kinda Mayan ritual on a screw. Jam is known to have a large gun, and hates CG, possibly due to the fact that the spirit of the bat-demon Camazotz is contained within him.

==Solseri==
*Solseri was CG's pet Cheat, but while CG was missing, he passed away. However, one day, CG walked out of the lab with what seemed to be, not counting the twitching, an exact duplicate of him.

==L.U.S.C.A.-4==
*A robot squid who came to the hotel with CG. L.U.S.C.A. happens to be quite the chef.

==Billy Bison, Ashley, Tommy, and George==
*These four run the local general store. Billy's the manager/cashier, Ashley does customer service, and Tommy and George do everything else. Tommy Kilroy Pinkerton dreams of being a rock star. George is a hobo like Hammaker and is quite tempermental. Billy is, for whatever reason, stuck in a buffalo costume.

==Vilcz==
*OH NOES HES THE BAD GUY

==Qafg==

The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP10

2010-07-06T18:13:55Z

Cryptogamer12: yay this sode's finally over

''{Open:Crypto is in the lab from last episode, crouched over a robot, welding things and using a wrench here and there. Finally, he flips a switch connected to a module which is in turn connecting to the robot.}''

'''CG:''' Heh... bet he never thought I'd try ''this''...

'''ROBOT:''' Four... Two... One...

'''CG:''' Yes? Yes?

''{Suddenly, the robot grabs CG's neck}''

'''ROBOT:''' YOU SHALL DIE TODAY, YOU TREACHEROUS FOOL!

'''CG:''' Yeah.... nerp itaint. ''{CG reaches into his coat, from which he draws a black-green-and-yellow pistol, which he fires at the android clutching him, which in turn releases its grip and stumbles, backward, over a fence into a pit}''

'''CG:''' Bye bye!

''{Cue theme. Afterward, we see a pitch black place. Yellow eyes open and gather around one spot, then move offscreen. Cut to CG, playing Pong with Vid}''

'''VID:''' Dammit kid!

'''CG:''' Muhahaha.

'''ZOE:''' ''{walking in}'' Okay, who took my-

'''CG:''' Well, Vid, I'mma go over to BB's. ''{glances at Zoe; runs offscreen}''

''{Cut: Bisonco General Store. Billy Bison is sitting at the register, looking bored. Tommy is sweeping the floor. Crypto walks in.}''

'''CG:''' Hey, guys!

'''BILLY:''' Hey, it's Crypto! We ain't got any more claw hammers, so...

'''CG:''' What? Nah, I finished that diorama. Uh, got my... "shipment" in?

'''BILLY:''' Oh, that, yeah. George! Go get the packagae out back, will ya? ''{Pause. After a few minutes George stumbles in, dragging a crate twice as tall as Crypto behind him.}''

'''GEORGE:''' There's yer stinkin' crate...now go *censored* off...

'''CG:''' Danke, short angry person.

''{George gives CG the bird, the walks away. Cut to later, at the hotel. CG, Vid, and Jam are watching Avatar}''

'''CG:''' Oh boohoo, your tree was destroyed. Quit cryin' about it as if you're in some kinda b-movie, Smurfette!

'''VID:''' ''As if'' they're in some kinda b-movie?

'''CG:''' Oh, m'bad.

'''JAM:''' ... Chu chu chu chu chu chu. (Meh. The whole movie was simply showing what they can do with fancy computers and such. Once it's in 2D there's nothing left but a horrid plot. Oh well. At least Cameron had the foresight to remove some of the worse parts. I'mma play some Ping-Pong.) ''{Jam leaves toward the right}''

'''CG:''' Damn, Vid, this is really just filler with only a tad of forshadowing towards future episodes.

'''VID:''' At least we got to riff on a movie.

'''CG:''' Yeah but-

'''VID:''' Quiet you. ''{A ringtone is heard. CG takes out his phone}''

'''CG:''' Oh, it's just that screwball we got for a mayor. Let's ignore his existence.

'''VID:''' Gladly! ''{cut to a dark forest. A squirrel is eating a nut. Loud stomping sounds are heard, which scare the squirrel away. A pair of glowing green orbs appear, located on the apparent head of a hulking, monstrous figure.}''

'''HULKING, MONSTROUS FIGURE:''' FOUR TWENTY ONE... IT'S TIME TO PLAY, FOUR TWENTY ONE...

''{End}''

User talk:Brerose/50 Weird Facts

2010-06-11T16:32:05Z

Cryptogamer12: REBEL REBEL

...I'm gonna try that first one. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 16:32, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!

2010-05-18T02:07:02Z

Cryptogamer12: episode change; "retcons"

Once upon a time there were a bunch of people who did things. Anyway, this is what they did, since they apparently wrote this crap down... man they didn't have lives.

==[[/Playbill|Characters]]==

*Cryptogamer - The main person who is quite insane.

*Clovington - A British, human-size [[Wikipedia:Kraken|kraken]]. Krakens are crabs. Clovington is a stereotype.

*Solseri - Cryptogamer's gray The Cheat, who often twitches.

*Squatcha - A Sasquatch raised by Mayans.

*Utarefson - A vampire Loch Ness Monster. Yells random words.

*L.U.S.C.A.-4 - A robot octopus.

*PixelLink - The 2-D original verision of Link, who is always mad at the world. He is old. PL also despises 3D games.

*Bob - a Bob-bomb from Paper Mario that idolizes PL.

*Jam - An octopus made of strawberry jam with a nail for a brain that hates CG. Yep.

*Shadowgamer - A clone of Cryptogamer from an alternate dimension. Owns a fortune-telling skull with a Jamaican accent.

*Vid - A holographic butler. Is a pyromaniac.

*Hammaker - A hobo

*Zoe - CG's pessimistic sister.

*Miscellaneous guest stars - What show ''doesn't'' have them?

*[[/Ween1/Costumes|Costume styles]]

==Episodes==

*[[/EP1|Pilot]] - The gang film the obligatory pilot episode. Wackiness ensues.
*[[/EP2|PLOT DEVELOPMENT]] - PLOT DEVELOPMENT
*[[/EP3|The Two-Parted Two-Parter]] - see title
*[[/EP4|Jailhouse Rock]] - Crypto is sent to jail. The ST gang try to break him out. With guest author Ninja Pom Pom!
*[[/EP5|Of Shadows and Poms]] - Shadow KP comes for SG, but what will happen? With guest author NPP!
*[[/EP6|Death by non-SG]] - The gang go through their daily lives, but without SG. With guest author NPP! - ''Currently Unfinished''
*[[/EP7|In the Shadow's Shadow]] - How is SG doing in the Shadow Dimension? Find out! With guest author NPP! - ''Currently Unfinished''
*[[/EP8|Not to be started yet.]] With a little help from their friends, the crew try to save SG.
*[[/EP9|Jambusters]] - In this actiontastic crossover with Raiku, the Animated Series, Crypto and Shadow must combine forces with Raiku to show the ancient Camazotz what for!
*[[/EP10|The Fantastic Invention of Cryptopher Gamére]] -
*[[/EP11|Enter the Stranger]] - A mysteries, bandage-faced person comes to the motel.
*[[/EP12|Domo Arigato]] - Mr. Roboto.

===Holiday Specials===
*[[/Ween1|Werewolves of Someplace]]

The Super Cryptogamer Super Finish

2010-01-04T16:53:23Z

Cryptogamer12: hell o

{{Profanity}}
'''CG:''' WOOO HEY GUYS I GOT TICKETS TO THE SUW SEE YA SUCKERS

'''VID:''' Shit man, wait for us! I wanna live!

'''SKHS:''' ...Why am I here I don't even-

'''And then the WUW goes boom.'''

Year Zero/cg

2009-12-08T02:57:18Z

Cryptogamer12: Created page with '==Characters== *Cletus McGee *Ava Napht *Billy Barnes *Caleb Onston'

==Characters==
*Cletus McGee
*Ava Napht
*Billy Barnes
*Caleb Onston

The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP9

2009-12-01T01:44:07Z

Cryptogamer12:

'''NARRATOR:''' We are here about a legendary tale. The day Cryptogamer created Jam, he unknowingly sealed away the dangerous demon Camazotz. But now, Camazotz is about to be released.

''{open: the top of a mountain. SG and CG are here.}''

'''SG:''' Okay, after that last mess, I don't think I want to go back. Ever. So, for whatever reason, I'm teaching you magic. Normally, magic can only be used by certain shadows, and other things, like demons, but anything can also join in, if they have a magical artifact, like this. ''{holds up a scarab, petrified in a clear stone on a string.}''

'''CG:''' ooh shiny ''{takes}''

'''SG:''' Okay, now all I have to do is power that baby up. ''{shoots a bolt of magic at the necklace (now around CG's neck) A bolt of lightning strikes at the same time, and part of the energy goes up and into the sky. Cut to Jam, going down a street.}''

'''JAM:''' Chu Ch Chu, Chu Chu (Seems like a storm comin' up. I better get inside, before)''{A bolt of lightning strikes Jam}'' CHUUUUU-''{Suddenly, Jam's voice becomes, deep, gravelly, and ownright demonic.}'' Gah! Finally! I'm free. Goodbye, Xibalba, hello- wait, where's the cult? This isn't Zapota... ''{Cut to Raiku, who is in an office}''

'''RAIKU:''' Why the hell am I in an office and wearing office clothes? ''{turns to his normal clothes}'' Much better. ''{gets a call}'' Hello?

'''MAN:''' Yeah, there's this thing- I saw it, it's alive, it's hu-AAH!!!

'''RAIKU:''' Sounds like a demon. Guys, let's go. ''{cut to CG and SG, along with the Yates crew, outside the Yates. A growl is heard, and the ground shakes.}''

'''SG:''' What the hell?

''{Suddenly, Jam flies-- yes, flies-- right in. He now has a humanoid body, with a large, batlike head and wings.}''

'''SQUATCHA:''' NO! NOT YET! NO 2012 NOW! ''{runs inside}''

'''JAM - ABOMINATION:''' Ah, you there, red eyes, you are the one who freed me, the almighty Camazotz?

'''ZOE:''' Isn't that a plan-

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' Quiet, girl! I speak only to those who bask in the glory of the great Camazotz! Now, red eyes, what is your name, and I suppose you want wishes, as well. I have a full stomach, so I can grant your desires to the fullest extent.

'''SG:''' Wait, how'd you get here?

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' I guess my awesomeness caused you to momentarily forget. I just suddenly awoke via magic in this new, rather sticky, form.

'''CG:''' Dammit, Squatcha. I told him to- ''{Raiku teleports to the place with Raggon, Rift, Giovanni, and Meg.}'' What, IT'S THE CAMAZOTZ. Watch out, it can shoot lasers out of it's mouth.

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' What in Seven Death's name are you talking about, and why are you not bowing down in awe?

'''RAIKU:''' I am the devil's son, Raiku.

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' Which one? You look like one of Two Death's sons to me.

'''ZOE:''' Um, doesn't anyone care tha-

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' Quiet! Now, you were saying?

'''RAIKU:''' I was saying, you are going down. CAPTURE ON! ''{pulls out capture container, and trys to suck him up, but his soul is still blocked}''

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' You aim to send me back, eh? Let's see what my buddies have to say about that... ''{eerie, foreboding music plays as day suddenly changes to night. A huge horde of bats flie in and begin attacking everyone}''

'''RAIKU:''' Raggon, fire! ''{raggon shoots fire at them.}'' Meg, time for a quake. ''{meg makes an earthquake.}'' Giovanni, Shock them. ''{giovanni electrocutes them}'' Rift, time attack! ''{rift freezes them in time and slices them with his katana.}'' Time for a cold snap! ''{freezes them}''

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' This is all getting very annoying. ''DIE!'' ''{Summons a larger group of bats, and this time joins in, managing to bite Giovanni}''

''{Giovanni copies their ability, growing wings. He flies at them.}''

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' Heh... ''{snaps fingers; Giovanni flies back and begins attacking Rai and co.}''

'''SG:''' ''{whispering, to CG}'' Wait a sec... remember the old legends? The only way to make him vulnerable is challenging him to a game of ulama.

'''CG:''' Dude, how? The game's hard as hell!

'''SG:''' Exactly...

''{Cut to Raiku}''

'''RAIKU:''' However, I'M A ULAMA CHAMPION ''{pulls out ulama paddle}''

'''SG:''' What the hell's that?

'''CG:''' I dunno man.

'''SG:''' I thought we were under attack from a bat man and some kinda demon right now.

'''CG:''' Yeah- Hey, where'd everyone go? ''{pan to the window of the Yates. The gang, minus Jam, SG, and CG of course, are looking outside. They pull the blinds down}''

'''RAIKU:''' I'm the good guy. I hunt demons, and Camazotz is mine.

'''SG:''' No I mean that thing you're holding.

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' If you hunt demons, then you'll also have to get your friend. ''{Points to Giovanni, standing next to Camazotz}''

'''RAIKU:''' I can reverse him with magic, after i get you. ''"People don't like my way, so make them follow everything I say."'' Bats, attack Camazotz ''{they attack camazotz}''

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' You seem to forget that I happen to be a ''bat'' deity. ''{the bats swarm Raiku}''

'''CG:''' Rai! Remember that he- ''{Is swarmed by bats as well}''

'''RAIKU:''' ''"I am trying to save the day, so make those bats go away."'' Phew. RICK

''{rick teleports in.}''

'''RICK:''' What?

'''RAIKU:''' Turn Giovanni back.

'''RICK:''' ''"The bat Giovanni is cool, but I like Giovanni old school."'' ''{Giovanni turns back to normal}''

'''VOICE:''' We now interrupt this progrum for a commercial message again. ''{cut to some commercial}''

'''VOICE:''' Vampires givin' you the blood-suckin' blues? Never fear, Dr. Van Nairesing's patented Nosferatu-Be-Gone kit will make 'em up and up and up and crumble to ashes! Try out the solar-strength flashlight for the kindling effect, Great-Gramma's Garlic-flavored blood soup for the upchucking innards effect, and the Twilight box set for the disgusting them so much they lose their will to not not live! ''Available next Friday''. ''{Cut back}''

'''CG:''' Rai! Remember, the legend of Hunahpu and Xb-OH NO NOT AGAIN ''{is again swarmed by bats; the bats fly away, leaving a vampirized Crypto''

'''VAMPIRE CG:''' Bleh Bleh.

'''SG:''' I got it! Yo, Utarefson! ''{Utarefson enters}''

'''UTAREFSON:''' TISSUES!

''{Raiku is bit, blood comes out.}''

'''RAIKU:''' Meh.

''{heals back.}''

'''RAIKU:''' EAT MACHINE GUN BEOTCH ''{shoots Camazotz with his assault rifle.}''

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' ''{to CG}'' Does this guy always ignore your repeated attempts to tell him how to do things right?

'''VCG:''' ''{nodding}'' Bleh Bleh.

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' Oh well. At them, my pretties! Obtain me an army once more! ''{Scores of bats fly at Rai, Giovanni, Rick, Raggon, Meg, Shadowgamer, Utarefson, and Rift}''

'''SG:''' ''{begins blasting bats}''

'''UTAREFSON:''' CHEESECAKE! ''{just walks around, idly doing nothing}''

''{everyone but Raiku, Utarefson, and SG are turned into vampires/}''

'''VAMPIRE RAGGON:''' BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' ...Why that tacky-lookin' half-wit demon hunter ''just won't die'' is beyond me. And the other two... things....

'''SG:''' FYI, I'm a being of pure darkness, Utarefson's already a vampire, and Raiku's a demon.

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' Oh. Well, I'd best be off. I got a world to conquer, you know. ''{He and the rest of his vampire army take off}''

'''RAIKU:''' Come on, we gotta chase after them. ''{sees a guy on a motorcycle, knocks him off and gets on.}'' Race you. ''{starts riding towards Camazotz}''

'''SG:''' ''{sighs, then turns and walks to the Yates. He claps his hands, and a grey Impala is revealed as a door slides up. Vid reluctantly gets in the driver's seat, while SG rides shotgun and Utarefson is tied up in the rear. They follow Raiku.}''

'''CAMAZOTZ:'''Huitzolopotchli damn it, stop tailin' me!

'''RAIKU:''' Huitmekoan I say, Huitmekoan! (Huitmekoan means shut up) ''{shoots him}''

'''SG:''' Hey, bloodbreath! We wanna challenge you to one of them fancy prance ballgames of yours! Right, Rai?

'''RAIKU:''' Yeah, and loser leaves Earth forever!

'''SG:''' ''{whispering}'' Uh, dude, the ''winner'' dies in this twisted excuse for basketball.

'''RAIKU:''' Ooh, so we have to lose?

'''CG:'''Yup. Course, we gotta make it ''look'' like we wanna win, it's confusin. ''{to Camazotz}'' SO LET'S DO THIS, YA SONOFA.... what's a female bat?

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' Gah, nevermind, I accept, worthless peons! SHAQHFHSDKJFH! ''{SG, Raiku, Camazotz, and vampire CG are transported to a demonic ball arena. Y'know, the ones with the sideways rings for that game that's like soccer and basketball combined.}'' I serve. ''{he hits the ball to Raiku}''

''{Raiku knocks it up, and kicks it to SG, who then bounces it on his knees, and headbutts it to vampire CG, who slaps it with his hands. The current score is 2-0 for SG and Raiku, Rai's serve. Raiku kicks the ball up, and blasts it towards SG, who body slams it tward the goal, but misses. 2-1.}''

''{cut later. Raiku's team wins.}''

'''RAIKU:''' What? No!

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' HAHAHAHA!

'''RAIKU:''' Camazotz, I challenge you to a battle!

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' Peh, fine, roach, but I will soon look forward to chopping off your head.

'''RAIKU:''' Oh, I'm not the one you are battling. I'd like you to meet Gillian. She is a vampire, but not the bat kind. ''{teleports Gillian over.}''

'''GILLIAN:''' Nice to meet you, luv.

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' What. The. Zapota.

'''GILLIAN:''' I'm about to tear you limb from limb, Batman.

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' Sorry, girly, but I'm gelatinous now. I'd probably just reform, y'know?

'''GILLIAN:''' I don't think so. SG, what's his weaknesses?

'''SG:''' You have to find a way to knock that nail out of his head!

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' ''{pretending to casually put his hand on his head}'' What nail?

'''GILLIAN:''' I see it. ''{runs and grabs it, but can't pull it out.}''

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' Of course, babe. I'm immortal.

'''CG:''' Ew, did that disgusting eldritch abomination hit on that vampire girl? That's so gross I got transformed back. Oh, and some guy named 5 Death told me to give you this. ''{hands a small parchment to Camazotz}''

'''CAMAZOTZ:''' "Dearest Camazotz, we regret to inform you that your immortal status has been revoked for one (1) century due to leaving a vehicle parked in an unacceptable place." ''{Cut to Jam's bowlmobile-thing, being towed away. Cut back}'' "Best wishes (ya stupid), The Mayan Council." Well... dammit. You seriously don't wanna hurt me, right?

'''RAIKU:''' Think again. ''{blasts him in the head, and sends him back to the underworld, leaving a pile of jam behind.}''

'''CG:''' Hey, thanks for the help, Rai. SG and I better clean up this goop and get Jam back to normal. Rhana'khou!

'''RAIKU:''' Any time. Except for Thursday. That's Raggon's group therapy day.

'''CG:''' Heh, I bet he needs it. See yo! ''{cut to later. CG is in a dark laboratory. A small chamber is rumbling violently, then suddenly stills. A hatch on the door opens, and the red contents ooze into a small bowl on wheels. CG then dips a nail in a bowl with Squatcha's feather floating in water, and mumbles something. He then places the nail in the red substance, and gives it an electric shock.}''

'''CG:''' Please work this time, please oh please let it be over...

'''JAM:''' ... ... ... ... ... ...Why is it so dark in this place, assy?

''{a deep, booming voice speaks up}''

'''VOICE:''' I have told you before, Cryptopher Gamére, you cannot cheat me. Especially with a method you have tried before.

'''CG:''' ...I hate you.

'''VOICE:'''' Bwahhahahahahah! ''{A small, batlike spirit floats up into Jam. End 'sode}''

Wiki Chasers/Bronx/Kingston Malls

2009-11-30T22:57:34Z

Cryptogamer12: /* Talk */

The Kingston Mall.

== Navigation ==
*[[/Food Court|Food Court]]
*[[/Spy Store|Spy Store]]

== Talk ==

'''CIPHER:''' Wow, it's amazing what can be done with today's technology. Just in an hour or two, someone can change an abandoned warehouse into a big ol' mall! Well, I'mma go check out the spy store.

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'''CIPHER:''' Where is he? Lemme at him! ''{pulls out SMG}''

'''ANDRE:''' Over there ''{sees him talking in front of a crowd}''

'''CLAM:''' ...Andre, that's a leaf. ''{sees him turn into a leaf}''

'''ANDRE:''' I know. He's an illusionist. He wants us to think that's a leaf.

'''CLAM:''' Look, he's turning back to normal!

'''ANDRE:''' Let's go get him.

'''CIPHER:''' Sir, you must come with us. There is no use in resisting. We gots guns.

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/NPPSRTV/The Day They Met

2009-11-29T11:03:57Z

Cryptogamer12: /* Transcript */ hello good sirs

'''Toon Category: Major Toons'''

We show you the day SR, Raiku, NPP, and CG met.

'''Characters''' (in order of appearance)''':'''

'''Places:'''

'''Page Title:''' Ah the good old days.

== Transcript ==

''{Cut to a young NPP paddle-balling alone in a empty room of the orphanage.}''

'''YOUNG NPP:''' ''{as the ball hits the paddle}'' 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.......

''{Cut to the wall NPP is facing. As the ball pauses for about five seconds then hits it, it switches between the following:}''

'''THE DAY THEY MET'''

'''MADE BY NINJA POM POM AND STRONG RAD'''

'''VOICES BY NPP, SR, CRYPTOGAMER, AND RAIKU'''

'''TO BE REDUBBED BY USERS EVERYWHERE'''

''{Cut to a young SR walking down the sidewalk. He stops at the orphanage.}''

'''YOUNG SR:''' These people shouldn't be abandoned like this! ''{exits and re-enters with his parents, who, along with SR, enter the orphanage}''

''{Cuts back to Young NPP paddle-balling.}''

'''YOUNG NPP:''' 123, 124, 125, 126......time to stare at the ceiling. ''{lays down and looks at roof}''

''{Cut to the entrance.}''

'''YOUNG SR:''' Are any of these up for adoption? I don't think children should be abandoned like this.

''{Past Raiku walks in.}''

'''PAST RAIKU:''' I would like to adopt some one.

'''YOUNG SR:''' Who are you?

''{Cut to NPP reading "War and Peace". Cut back to Past Raiku and Young SR.}''

'''PAST RAIKU:''' I am Raiku Lucifer Samiyaza.

'''YOUNG SR:''' I am Strong Rad. Not much is known about me by anyone else.

''{Cuts back to YNPP petting Kitten Leo}''

'''YOUNG NPP:''' I'm bored. Leo, wanna ride on my bike?

''{Kitten Leo meows}''

'''NPP:''' Kay.

''{Both go offscreen, cuts back to YSR and Past Raiku}''

'''PAST RAIKU:''' I'd like to adopt.

''{cut to a cemetary. Young Cryptogamer is there, leaning against the gate.}''

'''YCG:''' ''{sigh}''... I wonder what's going on in town. ''{walks offscreen. cut back.}''

''{Young NPP is sadly watching families pass by while Kitten Leo lays beside him, also sad}''

'''YOUNG NPP:''' Ah.

''{Cut to Young Cryptogamer walking into the orphanege but Young SR and Past Raiku are too busy talking to pay attention and YCG goes where the kids are. He notices YNPP looking bored. Cut to a closeup of YNPP, who is twiddling his thumbs(?) Suddenly, YCG pops up behind him}''

'''YCG:''' Hello.

'''YNPP:''' Whoah, where'd you come from?

'''YCG:''' To say the truth, I don't know. The name's Cryptopher. Cryptopher Gamére. But just call me Cryptogamer. Nice to meet ya.

'''YNPP:''' Hi, I'm Ninja Pom Pom. NPP for short. Hey, you're a kid too! Are you one of the rich people that have a penny? Literally?

''{YSR enters.}''

'''YSR:''' You do realize that this is 2076 (not 1936), right?

''{cut to a close-up of YNPP, silent}''

'''NPP:''' ''{suddenly, very quick}'' No.

'''YCG:''' Dude, I have more than a penny, I have trillions of dollars! W-well, my parents did. Before they... But I do live in a big ol' hotel-mansion!

'''YNPP:''' I'm always suggested, but the orphanage manager says no. And he treats me as a tool.

'''YSR:''' Maybe Nebula Grey had something to do with it?

'''YCG:''' Hmm... I can relate. Tell you what, you can just come with me! My older bro Logilo could, uh, "transfer" you to "another orphanage".

'''YNPP:''' Nah. Mr. Delgado, can you do this favor?

'''HOS DELGADO:''' Eventually......

''{bell is heard}''

'''?:''' Yes, I would like to adopt a pom.

''{cut to Homegame Player, 22-year-old cousin of 8-year-old Homechat Gamer at desk.}''

'''DESK LADY:''' NO!

'''HP:''' YES!

''{comes in and storms off with NPP and comp.}''

'''YNPP:''' Bye.

'''YCG:''' See ya! Come visit sometime!

''{They leave, then newscast comes on}''

'''ANCHORMAN:''' Tonight: a Home dies leaving a pom named "Ninja Pom Pom" inheriting his house with his brothers. Also: A cat parachutes out of a plane.

The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/Ween1

2009-11-25T22:19:34Z

Cryptogamer12: /* Transcript */

==Transcript==
''{Open: a couch in the Yates. CG and Zoe are here.}''

'''ZOE:''' Why are you doing the Halloween special three weeks after Ha-

'''CG:''' QUIET SISTER. Hello, and welcome to the first annual All Hallow's Eve special. Stay a while, and listen. ''{Cue theme. Cut to a street in the rain. Cg is walking along, whistling "Mad World". A hairy-handed gent holding a Chinese menu walks up to him.}''

'''???:''' Excuse me, sir. My name's Warren. I was just wandering, do you happen to know where Lee Ho Fook's is? And perhaps, a place to stay the night?

'''CG:''' Yeah, right across from Billy Bison's. Oh, and check out the Yates Motel after the fact. They'd love to have another vict-customer.

'''WARREN:''' Thank you, good sir, now I'm off to get some beef chow mein! Awoooooooooo!

'''CG:''' ''{smiling}'' I'm terrified.

''{Cut: the Yates. Vid is reading the newspaper.}''

'''VID:''' Hell on a highway! Says here a little old lady got mauled late last night. Claw marks and wolf hair were found.

''{Warren walks in}''

'''WARREN:''' Hello, good sirs. I'll be staying for a while. Mister Gamére told me to get the room key from a Vid?

'''VID:''' ''{staring intently at the paper}'' Yeah, here ya go. ''{tosses keys behind him}''

''{Cut: Later that night, in the kjitchen of the Yates. Everyone is in their [[/Costumes|costumes]] now. L.U.S.C.A.-4 is hauling a <big><big>GIANT</big></big> sack of candy, when}''

'''???:''' A-woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

'''SG:''' What the sam hell?

'''UTAREFSON:''' BRITISH WEREWOLF IN AMERICA????????/???????

'''CG:''' Well, that explains things! I'm outta here! Oh, you might wanna try a trap play. Hut one! ''{runs out}''

AND OTHER THINGS

2009-11-18T02:47:04Z

Cryptogamer12: /* Episodes */

And Other Things is a show. What do I mean by show? I mean a written script for a talk show. I know it sounds odd, but so do lots of other things. Ships, for instance. Ah, ships. Great, big, gargantuan things! Crashing through water molecules like they were not there! It inspires a certain thing in a man, like betting on horse races. It's my favorite pastime, you know. Baseball is America's pastime! Remember the steroid fiasco? That was terrible for Bonds - just like the stock market is today! I think that was a pretty funny joke, don't you? Nobody knows how to tell a good joke any more. It's a terrible thing, the dumbing-down of comedy. A terrible terrible thing. You know what else is terrible? Elephants are dying, all over the world. Which reminds me of a song, "Around the World" which says a lot while saying so little. It says that nobody in that band is a good lyricist! Poetry is an under-appreciated art form these days...

== Episodes ==

# [[/1|Let's Talk Theater]] - The quality of film is slipping. With special guest '''[[User:Skullbuggy|Skullbooger]]'''!
# [[/2|Let's Talk Theatre]] - Nobody even ''cares'' about plays any more. With special guest '''[[User:Chaosvii7|Nyarlothotep, the Crawling]]'''!
# [[/3|Christmas]] - The lost episode. We have been told it featured '''[[User:Ninja Pom Pom|Samurai Pom Pom]]'''.
# [[/4|Let's Talk Television]] - AND OTHER THINGS is being canceled! With special guest '''[[User:TheCheese|WHO CUT IT]]'''!

== Sign up to be a special guest ==

Well, I suppose "special" isn't a real good term, as on our show, every guest is not special, which makes them not special. It reminds me of an interesting problem - what is the least special number? The logic exercise comes in when you realize that saying "this is the least special number" makes it special and thus it is not the least special number. Speciality is a subjective, thing though, for example, I don't think Miss America winners ever really deserve it. I never see them actually doing what they promise they do, which makes me think that they are liars and shouldn't have got the money in the first place. Of course, perhaps their charitable actions just aren't well advertised. Advertising! Now there's a business not to be in right here, right now. That's a pretty good song, no matter which band you are talking about but overall I am against it. Against what you ask? Why, the music companies of course!

*{{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}}
*[[User:Sephiroth|Sephiroth]]
*[[User:Raiku|Raggon]]

NPPSRVG/NPP:Attack of the Dragonites

2009-11-10T03:21:04Z

Cryptogamer12: Another promotional image

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8707/nppbox.png

Help NPP come back for one more ass kicking adventure that is sure to have you scream ike a prancy fancy girl by the first scene.

==More Screenshots==
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9914/nppgameover.png

Game Over screen

Talk:Aruseus Emails/newcompy

2009-11-10T02:49:36Z

Cryptogamer12:

11 lines? {{User:Captcha/sig}}[[User:Captcha|Captcha]] 04:21, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
:Jesus Christ, he's become a fourth gen. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 04:27, 8 November 2009 (UTC)
::{{dry}} {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 02:49, 10 November 2009 (UTC)

The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/Ween1/Costumes

2009-10-02T03:08:11Z

Cryptogamer12: /* The game */

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/9886/ween.gif

==The game==

Okay, so, I did the costumes a bit early. See if you can guess who's who.

*Shadowgamer- [[Wikipedia:Dr. Strange|Dr. Strange]]-{{User:Raiku/siggy}} (7)
*Hammaker- [[Wikipedia:Dengakuman|Dengakuman]]
*Cryptogamer- [[Wikipedia:Bear Bryant|Bear Bryant]]
*Vid- [[Wikipedia:Buckethead|Buckethead]]
*L.U.S.C.A.-4- [[Wikipedia:Spore Creatures|Gar'skuther]]
*Jam- [[Wikipedia:The Burger King|Burger King]]- Guessed by {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} (1)
*Utarefson- [[Wikipedia:It (novel)|Pennywise]]
*Clovington- [[Wikipedia:Zaphod Beeblebrox|Zaphod Beeblebrox]]
*Pixel- [[Wikipedia:Abe's Oddysee|Bigface]]
*Solseri- [[Wikipedia:Mr. Eko|Mr. Eko]]- {{User:Raiku/siggy}} (7)
*Bob- [[Wikipedia:Cast Away (film)#Wilson the volleyball|Wilson]]- Gussed by {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} (1)
*Squatcha- [[Wikipedia:Han Solo|Han Solo]]- Guessed by {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} (1)
*Zoe- [[HRWiki:Strong Sad|Strong Sad]]- Guessed by {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} (1)

*Squatcha and Zoe are Strong Sad and Han Solo? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 20:24, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
*:And Jam is Burger King? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 20:24, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
*::Solseri is David? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 20:29, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
*:::Nope. Think harder. Think... SciFi. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 20:33, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
:Exactly. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 20:39, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
SG's that guy from The Simpsons? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 15:59, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
:Nerp. I just wanted to get y'all's minds on comic books. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 16:11, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
::I was about to change to Todd. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 16:12, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
:::Wait. Vid looks like Todd. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 16:13, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
::::Vid is a jappaneese dancing robot? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 16:24, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::Naw, the guy he's dressed up as uses dancing robots. Remember, the names match the question marks. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 16:29, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
::::::I give. ''FOREVER.'' {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 16:30, 6 September 2009 (UTC)
SG is Doctor Strange. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:28, 21 September 2009 (UTC)
:Solseri is Mr. Eko from Lost. {{User:Raiku/siggy}}
::...Somehow I knew you'd get Solseri. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 02:38, 21 September 2009 (UTC)

The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP6

2009-09-04T21:40:01Z

Cryptogamer12: uhhh... that's all i got right now

''{open: a black screen}''

'''VOICE:''' We now come to the Super Cryptogamer Super Show Episode Six: Death by Non-SG. Dum Dum Duuuuuuuuum!

Talk:The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP8

2009-08-26T01:45:07Z

Cryptogamer12: hey npp if you have any input check your gmail

hey, can we start this early? like it takes place before the events? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:38, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
:I guess we could, taking place afterwards, though. SG does that to prevent going back, you know. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 01:45, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

KPSRTV/NPPnSRCEmail/inbox

2009-08-16T21:19:19Z

Cryptogamer12:

<blockquote class="email" style="border:0px;">



<div>Subject: Use this</div>
To email KP.



</blockquote>

<blockquote class="lappy email">
<div>Subject:Or this</div>
Or this one if emailing Strong Rad or CryptoGamer.
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="Excel">
<div>Subject:Or this too</div>
Or this for Raiku.
</blockquote>

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<div>Subject: Hi</div>
Hi its me Solseri and I was wandering if you or any of the cast have any dark secrets perhaps?

Not Jam, 
Solseri



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The Super Cryptogamer Super Show/Ween1/Costumes

2009-08-16T20:41:35Z

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The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP3

2009-07-30T20:32:11Z

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==Transcript==
''{Open: a black screen}''

'''CG:''' Previously on The Awesome Me Awesome Show,

''{The gang is standing in front of the renovated motel.}''

'''ZOE:''' Now, about my payment...

'''CG:''' Here's a hobo. {throws Hammaker to Zoe}

'''ZOE:''' Ew no.

''{Suddenly, a large white limo drives up. A very rich-looking person comes out.}''

'''???? ?????:''' Hello, peoples. I think I can help.

''{Now...}'''

'''VID:''' Who the hell are you?

'''???? ?????:''' The name's Naire. Bill Naire.

'''VID:''' The billionaire?

'''BILL NAIRE:''' A-yup

'''PIXEL:''' Why in the name of Allan Alcorn are you here?

'''NAIRE:''' Business is dropping, my friends. So, I want to put commercials on your show.

'''VID:''' What show? Are there hidden camer- ''{freeze frame}''

'''NARRATOR:''' And now a word from our sponsors. Is your business failing? Need a loan? Well,
Nairetional banks can help you out! We also do tax lowerings, land rental, and bomb shelters.
Happy business!

'''VID:''' -as everwhere?! ''{looks around}''

'''NAIRE:''' Yes, just like that. Now I just need y'all to sign this 'ere contract... ''{holds up a piece of paper}''

'''CG:''' There can't possibly be any scamming going on, so okay. ''{signs}''

'''ZOE:''' ... You idiot.

'''NAIRE:''' Yes, now that the deal is finalized, um... This episode ain't goin' far is it?

'''CG:''' Nerp itaint.

'''NAIRE:''' Nerp itaint?

'''CG:''' Nerp itaint.

'''NAIRE:''' Nerp... itaint.

'''CG:''' NERP ITAINT.

''{Zoe clubs CG upside the head}''

'''ZOE:''' ... Nevermind my brother, sir. Umm... what now?

'''CG:''' 2PART EPISODE 2PART EPISODE
----
''{open: the Yates Arcade. Crypto, Zoe, Shadow, and Vid are playing Brawl. CG is Meta Knight, Zoe is Samus, SG is Dark Toon Link, and Vid is Snake. A Smash Ball floats overhead, which Vid breaks. Using the grenade launcher, he knocks everyone off the stage and wins}''

'''CG:''' ... ''{he pulls out a grenade launcher, which he points at Vid.}''

'''VID:''' Aw, damn. ''{runs out of the room}''

'''CG:''' ''{wellface}''

'''ZOE:''' I like that it's called Tard on some places...

'''SG:''' ''{snickers}''

'''CG:''' Three, two, uno. ''{the room explodes. cue opening theme. Afterwards, CG is seen with
multiple people and the cast}''

'''PEOPLE and CG:''' Boomdeyada, Bommdeyada, Boomdeyada, Bomdeyada

'''ZOE:''' What? ''This'' is your idea of a two-part episode? What the ''hell'' is wrong with you?

'''L.U.S.C.A.-4''' <tt>EXCLAMATION: SOMEBODY STOP THIS MADNESS!</tt>

'''CG:''' Madness? THIS IS... oh wait.

'''JAM:''' THIS IS STUPID! ''{rams CG into a previously-unseen pit}''

'''ALL except CG:''' Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomd ''{freeze frame}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' And now a word from our sponsors. Have a bad singing voice? Well, fix it now with Naire Microphones! It'll make you ''the'' billboard. Yes. You'll actually BE the billboard. Yay. Uh, back to the progrum.

'''ALL but CG:''' eyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada ''{fade into credits}''

The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP2

2009-07-17T19:40:23Z

Cryptogamer12: /* Transcript */ gorram copy/paste

==Transcript==

''{open: outside the Yates. No one is here. A wind blows, and all is still for a moment. Suddenly, a black van pulls up. The silhouetted occupant walks up to the front door. Gunshots are heard. The silhouette exits, carrying a covered stretcher that is deposited in the trunk. The figure gets in the van and drives off. Cut to a cliff. The stranger gets out of the van, and pushes it off. Zoom in on the mysterious shadow, who is revealed to be... Cryptogamer.}''

'''CG:''' HAHAHAHA Did you guys really think that the mafia killed me? ...I know, this opening scene was terrible. ''{sighs and walks off. We see Jam, hiding in a nearby bush.}''

'''JAM:''' Chu chu chu chu chu chu chu chu chu chu chu (I know what you did this summer, Cryptopher. BWAHAHAHA Oh who am I kidding he was right.)

''{Cue opening theme. Cut to outside the motel. Everyone is here.}''

'''CG:''' Okay so as you guys know part of the joint was destroyed in the last episode. So we have to find some way to make money to do the repairs. And by we I mean you guys. So begin with the ideas.

'''VID:''' Black ops!

'''CG:''' ''{shudders}'' N-no. J-just no.

'''SHADOWGAMER:''' Black magic!

'''CG:''' Whatno.

'''PIXEL:''' Kill a dragon!

'''BOB:''' Yeah!

'''CG:''' Whatno.

'''JAM:''' Chu chu chu chu chu chu chu! (Stop being such a whiny arse!)

'''CG:''' Whatno.

'''UTAREFSON:''' LEMONADE!

'''CG:''' Whatno.

'''CLOVINGTON:''' Learn to use proper English, you pompous twit!

'''CG:''' Whatno.

'''VID:''' ''{jumps in front of Crypto}'' Okay, this is getting nowhere. Shadow, get your skull.

'''SG:''' Good idea. ''{SG goes inside, After a while, he comes back holding his skull}''

'''SKULL:''' Hey, wassup, mon?

'''VID:''' We need a way to make money to repair the hotel. And, possibly, get rid of that creepy hobo.

''{Cut to Hammaker, standing just off the stage.}''

'''HAMMAKER:''' ''{mumbles}''

'''SKULL:''' Okay, mon.

'''SG:''' ... ... ... ... ... Um, aren't you supposed to be singing some kinda Jamaican song-prophecy-whatever now?

'''SKULL:''' Sorry mon. Kinda hard to do when the author has writer's block.

'''SG:''' Well, make up something!

''{Whatno}''

'''SG:''' That ''ain't'' a song, you moron.

''{Okay, fine sheesh. Um...}''

'''SKULL:''' Get jobs where Cryptopher's sister works, mon.

'''VID:''' The hell you talkin' 'bout?! She's been missing for years!

'''SKULL:''' The hell ''you'' talkin' 'bout, mon. She works at the Subway like tree blocks from here.

''{cut to the aforementioned Subway}''

'''VID:''' ''{offscreen}'' What in the name of Sam Hill?

'''CG:''' ''{simultaeneously, offscreen}'' What? How in the-

'''L.U.S.C.A.-4:''' <tt>STATEMENT: THIS IS VERY IMPROBABLE.</tt>

''{Cut to inside. Vid, CG, SG, and L.U.S.C.A.-4 are here.}''

'''???:''' Welcome to Subway may I t- What the hell? Vid? And... Crypto?

'''VID:''' Hey, didja not recognize us, Zoe? So this is where you've been?

'''ZOE:''' Well, I had lived up narth for while, but I decided thatI should come back and check on my little bro. But, that's when tripwires and gattling guns come in.

'''CG:''' ''{Wellfaces}''

'''ZOE:''' So, why are y'all still here?

'''VID:''' Oh. Right. We need money to fix the motel.

'''ZOE:''' But, what about the bank?

'''VID:''' Nah, man. Crypto's only got like $2.05 in there. See, that's where the tripwires and the gattling guns come in.

'''ZOE:''' Fine. At least I still have a couple billion. Let's go. ''{they walk off}''

''{cut to a while later. The gang is standing in front of the renovated motel.

'''ZOE:''' Now, about my payment...

'''CG:''' Here's a hobo. ''{throws Hammaker to Zoe}''

'''ZOE:''' Ew no.

''{Suddenly, a large white limo drives up. A very rich-looking person comes out.}''

'''???? ?????:''' Hello, peoples. I think I can help.

'''

'''

The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP1

2009-07-07T12:52:13Z

Cryptogamer12: /* Transcript */ wait what

==Transcript==
(open: A stage. Cryptogamer and Shadowgamer are here.}

'''CRYPTOGAMER:''' Hello, fans, and welcome to the pilot episode of The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!

'''SHADOWGAMER:''' Umm... how can we have fans if this is our ''first episode''?

'''CG:''' Future reference. Y'know, if someone comes across this episode in '''THE FUTURE''' ''{as he says this, a futuristic sound effect plays}''

'''SG:''' Why are you so sure that we'll have fans?

'''CG:''' Why are you so sure your rent won't suddenly triple?

'''SG:''' Well what about '''THE FUTURE''' ''{sound effect from before plays}''?

'''CG:''' ''{looking up from some paperwork}'' What was that? I was trying to quadruple a few things...

'''SG:''' Nothing, sir.

'''CG:''' Good now get back to work drone!

''{SG takes a remote control out of his pocket and presses a button. The theme song plays. Cut to Clovington reading a piece of paper.}''

'''CLOVINGTON:''' Let's see, so this is the script for the "pilot" episode. Wait there, governor, I can do without this rubbish! I'll make it bloody brilliant! Tally ho, and whatnot! ''{runs off. Cut to Vid and L.U.S.C.A.-4}''

'''L.U.S.C.A.-4:'''<tt> WHAT? THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE.</tt>

'''VID:''' Well, make it compute. The script said you get replaced as the best chef in like four miles by Squatcha. At least, it did before I burned it and all them PETA flyers. ''{cut to Vid in front of a large fire.}''

'''VID:''' ... ''{pulls out a marshmallow on a stick and put it in the fire.}'' Best. Day. Ever.

''{Cryptogamer walks in}''

'''CG:''' ...THIS IS UNSCRIPTED.

'''VID:''' Yup.

'''CG:''' WHY ARE YOU PUTTING IN STUFF IN THE NOT SCRIPT?

'''VID:''' 'Cause.

'''CG:''' WELL OKAY. ''{walks away. Cut back}''

'''L.U.S.C.A.-4:''' <tt>THAT MADE 0.00% SENSE AND MADE MY HARD DRIVE DO THE EQUIVALENT OF PUKING.</tt>

''{CG sticks his head in the door}''

'''CG:''' So? Get back to work, drone! Lest the rates go up!

''{CG leaves}''

'''L.U.S.C.A.-4:''' <tt>SIGH. LOGIC DRIVES OVERRIDED. PROCEEDING TO SCRIPTED ACTIONS... WHY HELLO THERE VID. HOW CAN I SERVICE YOU?</tt>

'''VID:''' Burn the who-Er, uh, Squatcha made some kind of restuarant across the street, and it has better reviews and such and such. So according to the script that Supreme Overlord of All This Hotel wrote, you have to go get your reputation back.

'''L.U.S.C.A.-4:''' <tt>THAT SOUNDS PLEASANT. I SHALL TALK TO SHADOWGAMER.</tt>

''{cut to Shadowgamer's room. L.U.S.C.A.-4 is talking to SG.}''

'''SG:''' So, you want to ask my skull if you'll ruin Squatcha's business, right?

'''L.U.S.C.A.-4:''' <tt>THAT IS CORRECT.</tt>

'''SG:''' Okay, but here's the thing. Crypto took the skull because it wasn't in the script. Sorry. But I ''do'' have a skull-shaped magic 8-Ball. ''{takes out ball; shakes it. He turns it up, and the answer is displayed: CANNOT PREDICT NOW}''

'''SG:''' Well that sucks.

''{Solseri flies in}''

'''SOLSERI:''' ''{gets out an unneccesarily large big called The Big Book Of Laws That Serve As Plot Elements and opens it to a random page. He points to a line saying "Big ol' furry things ain't allowed to cook."}''

'''L.U.S.C.A-4:''' <tt> WOW THANK YOU SOLSERI. NOW I CAN GET BACK MY TITLE.</tt> ''{Grabs book and runs out}''

'''SG:''' ... Git outta here ''{kicks Solseri offscreen}''

''{Cut to Squatcha's restuarant. It is full of people chatting and dining. L.U.S.C.A.-4 runs in the the revolving door.

'''L.U.S.C.A.-4:''' <tt> STOP! ACCORDING TO STATE LAWS, SASQUATCHES CANNOT OPERATE RESTUARANTS, BECAUSE THEY HAVE HAIR ON 90% OF THEIR BODIES!</tt>

''{Squatcha walks in, wearing a full-body hairnet, followed by Utarefson, who is wearing a regular hairnet and a greasy apron}''

'''L.U.S.C.A.-4:''' <tt> OH... THAT COMPLICATES THINGS.</tt>

''{Suddenly, we hear a plane. Cut to outside, where Clovington is piloting an old-timey biplane. He is fling straight towards the restaurant.}''

'''CLOVINGTON:''' Tally ho, governor!

''{Cut back}''

'''UTAREFSON:''' CHICKEN POT PIE!

'''RANDOM DINER PATRON:''' Ev'one, run for for your LIFE!

''{all the people run out, save Squatcha, Utarefson, and L.U.S.C.A.-4. When the plane crashes, the diner explodes. Cut to Vid and CG sitting outside on lawn chairs}''

'''CG:''' Told ya Clovington'd ruin the script and cause the obligatory explosion.

'''VID:''' Sweet deals! I'mma go get in on that action! ''{pulls out a flamethrower and runs off. A police car pulls up and some cops get out.}''

'''CG:''' AH! Don't taze me bro!

'''OFFICE BRIMBLESKI:''' Uh, sir, we just want to that you'll have to find some way to payfor the damages.

'''CG:''' Oh. Plot development at its finest!

''{end episode}''

Wiki Chasers/Bronx/Kingston Malls/Spy Store

2009-06-24T03:16:38Z

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A store full of various spy-related items.

==Talk==

'''CIPHER:''' Wow, all like twenty ''John Bind'' movies! And night-vision goggles! And other stuff!

Wiki Chasers/Bronx/Seven Star Dining

2009-06-21T03:06:58Z

Cryptogamer12: /* Talk */

A resturant.

== Talk ==
'''ANDRE:''' We are here.

'''CIPHER:''' Why'd you leave so suddenly?

'''KINGSTON:''' Because, I've seen the mob at Campy Coffee. It's probaly one of them.

'''CLAM:''' Mr. Kingston, where shall we look?

'''KINGSTON:''' Let's order first. I would like a New York Steak.

'''ANDRE:''' The Spaghetti and Meatballs.

'''FREDERICK:''' A club sandwich, please.

'''CLAM:''' Pasta for me.

'''CIPHER:''' Shrimp scampi, if you would.

''{They get their food and start eating.}''

'''KINGSTON:''' You would find him at the Old Warehouse Lot, which is now a construction site for my malls.

'''CLAM:''' Now where's the warehouse lot?

'''ANDRE:''' You remember, Vertigo's Warehouses!

'''CIPHER:''' You think he could be one of Vertigo's thugs?

Wiki Chasers/Headquarters/Cipher's Room

2009-06-21T02:18:16Z

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Cipher's room, containing a large, semicircular desk with many books on different countries and cultures, along with a laptop.

==Talk==

'''CIPHER:''' Awesome!

Wiki Chasers/Leo

2009-06-21T02:12:49Z

Cryptogamer12: If I can keep it...

*'''Spy Name: Cipher'''
*'''Weapons: Handgun, SMG'''
*'''Gadgets: Hook Gun'''

The Mansion Crew Reviews!

2009-06-19T01:40:42Z

Cryptogamer12: /* Suggestions */ no wait this one's better

All the characters from Badstar's mansion team up to review anime, manga, and video games!

== The Reviews ==
*[[/mcrewrev1|The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya]] - Told you they would review anime! *SPECIAL GUEST STARS*

== Suggestions ==
*Moonwalker. The game and the movie. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:53, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
**Not so sure about the game, but I'll look for the movie on Youtube. -- Badstar

*Left 4 dead or Timesplitters three. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
**No, sorry. I'm not really into "big boy games". -- Badstar
***WHy does no-one play the two best games EVER? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
****Because Team Fortress 2 has Level 3 Dispensers and Spies. Left 4 Dead has Gabe "The Boomer" Newell and Heavy "The Tank" Weapons Guy. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 00:26, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
*PORTAL DO IT OR DIE {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 21:32, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
**Well, I think portal is as creepy as hell, so no. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
*Family Guy. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 01:06, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
**'''ANIME, MANGA, AND VIDEO GAMES''' -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
***Review Crapugon, or Bakugon [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 01:09, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
*Bobobobobobobo. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 01:38, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Wiki User Wiki: ONLINE/Houses/Maloa/living

2009-06-03T14:32:48Z

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There are two red recliners, an orange sofa, a consession stand, a widescreen TV, a tv stand, and many toy box's.

[[Wiki User Wiki: ONLINE/Houses/Maloa|back]]
==Talk==
''{maloa is here, watching iCarly}''

'''LEMON:''' You ''watch'' that? HAHA! ''{turns it to X-Play}''

'''MALOA:''' No channel changes! ''{picks up a soda hoselet from the stand, dranches lemon}''

Wiki User Wiki: ONLINE/Houses/Conchris/Living

2009-06-03T05:58:21Z

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You enter the door on the right to enter a very plain looking living room, a wide-screen TV sits there turned on, but it appears to be on the nothing channel at the moment as the word "NOTHING!" just sits there on the screen. The remote sitting near it is missing a few batteries.

The room also has a bookcase, a perfectly NORMAL bookcase with NOTHING behind it. That draft? Yeah, that's certainly not a secret passage that leads somewhere outside.

There is also a lever labelled "DO NOT PULL, EVER, OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS", sounds harmless, right?

== Rooms ==
*[[Wiki User Wiki: ONLINE/Houses/Conchris/Kitchen|Kitchen]]
*Living Room
*[[Wiki User Wiki: ONLINE/Houses/Conchris/Bedroom|Conchris' Bedroom]]
*[[Wiki User Wiki: ONLINE/Houses/Conchris/Compy|Dusty Computer Room]]
*[[Wiki User Wiki: ONLINE/Houses/Conchris/Living/secretpassage|Secret Passage]] - The passage appears to descend into darkness for whatever reason.

== Talk ==

''{Cruroar and Cieeia walk in after searching the main hall}''

'''CRUROAR:''' Huh, I guess Conchris has been here.

'''CIEEIA:''' ''{looks at the TV}'' This channel's boring! Change it!

'''CRUROAR:''' Right. ''{picks up the remote and finds that it has no batteries}'' Typical. I wonder if Chrionroar has ate them.

''{Pan up to the ceiling, Chrionroar is munching on a battery, despite him getting shocked every few seconds, whilst hanging upside down on the ceiling. Cruroar and Cieeia looks at him in confusion}''

'''CIEEIA:''' What the?

'''CRUROAR:''' Best not to ask.

'''MARISSA:''' ''{walks up to the lever}'' "Do not pull, ever, or I will haunt your dreams." That shouldn't be too bad. ''{pulls the lever}''

''{The lights suddenly turns off and a grinding noise is heard nearby}''

'''CRUROAR:''' I've always wondered what that lever was for...

''{Red eyes starts to glow in the darkness}''

'''CREATURE:''' ''{creepy voice}'' Hello. I was hoping that someone would pull that lever, but now I can haunt people's dreams! Go down the secret passage if you wish to stop me. That Conchris was a fool for having a lever be the only guardian to my cell! Later. ''{disappears in a puff of smoke}''

''{The lights turn back on}''

'''CIEEIA:''' Is-Is it over?

'''MARISSA:''' Lets find out. ''{grabs the lever}''

'''VOICE:''' FOOLS! YOU PULLED THE LEVER AGAIN! NOW I SHALL TRAP YOU IN THE PASSAGE!

''{A trap door opens, just a few inches away from the lever}''

'''VOICE:''' Uh... could you... fall in that pit for me? Please? Pretty... please?

'''MARISSA:''' I didn't even pull the lever. I just grabbed it. ''{waits a few seconds}'' You first! ''{shoves cruroar and cieeia into the pit. jumps in herself}'' Weeee!

''{Conchris runs in}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' WHAT. THE. HECK. HAPPENED. HERE?! ''{looks down through the trapdoor}'' Someone has been here... And I would like three guesses as who he is... ''{thinks for a second}'' Could it be RPG heroes bursting into my house without permission and taking my stuff? Nah, that's not it... It could be that green-haired... guy... CRUROAR! ''{jumps down the trapdoor}''

''{Conchris is seen running out of the house, Cruroar and Cieeia walk into the room}''

'''CRUROAR:''' Gee, what's gotten into him?

'''CIEEIA:''' No idea.

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More stuffs.

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No, that isn't their actual size comparison.

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An example card.

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Strong Rad's Trading Card for Create-a-Card.

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Intent: Anything to do with new user registration.

[[Category:Information Icons]]

User talk:The Noid/stuff

2009-05-12T02:38:36Z

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How long has this been here? Anyway, here are my thoughts.

Now, hands down, The Riddler is my favorite Batman villain. Which is why if they ever make a sequel, they should make the main villain... well... The Riddler! Antway, back on topic. I believe the Riddler would make a fantastic villain in the next movie for the following if they do the following things.

*'''1:''' If played right, he could be as insane as The Joker. Seriously! In all things he has appeared in, he was just a maniac goofball. But I believe this guy is actually an insane physcopath. For example, I always imagined that if he was in The Dark Knight, there would be a scene where Batman and Riddler fighting in a room which seemed like black nothingess. With question marks flying all over the room, the floor spinning, all that crap. And the whole battle The Riddler is laughing maniacly while using pourposley bad puns and jokes while actually managing to kick the crap out of poor Batman.
*'''2:''' Intelligence. Now, the Riddler's riddles weren't too complicated stuff. Just take the Adam West cartoon for example! THEY SERIOUSLY FOUND OUT HIS RIDDLES IN LITERALLY SECONDS. But, if he was in the sequel, that would be a different story all together. If theres ever a sequel, The Riddler's riddles would be so hard and vauge, Batman would have to run around trying to find them out enchaning the detective effect.
*'''3:''' Keep a little goofy, but don't overdo it. The goofy wacky Riddler was who everybody grew up with. Now I know I've been talking about these neat little changes to Riddler, but everybody loves goofy Riddler! But don't overdo it. That would take away the true serious...ness of Batman. For example, take Harley Quinn from the old Batman cartoon. They made her silly, wacky, goofy. But for some reason she seemed smart and dangerous at the same time. So if they tried to do that with the Riddler, well... that would be great.
*'''4:''' Backstory. Nuff' said.

-- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

*1 - Uh that kind of sounds like The Joker, not The Riddler. Making puns isn't his schtick I say
*2 - Intellect should be the theme of the next movie anyways
*3 - I don't think the goofy Riddler is necessary at all. Where the damnhell is my Zodiac killer
*4 - Eh he's never had that interesting a backstory, I just like to think he kind of went crazy over trying to crack the riddle of Batman's identity {{User:The Noid/sig}} 00:53, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
:why must you shatter my dreams -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

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Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/signup

2009-05-12T02:33:55Z

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'''SKULLB:''' Hello, and welcome to the planet! I take it you want to sign up? Just input your information in this computer and we should be set.

<pre>
Empire Name: (The name of your empire.)
Leader: (The name of your leader. Or you. Or whatever.)
Government: (The system of government, i.e. democracy, anarchy.)
Funds: (The amount of funds you have. Every colony starts with $50k of funds.)
Supplies: (The supplies you have, i.e. Tanks, Libraries, etc. Everyone starts with no supplies. Sorry!)

Stamina:
Knowledge:
Faith:
Happiness:
</pre>

After that, just classify your information below the line using this link.

<pre>
Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/Skullbuggy
</pre>

Of course, don't put in MY info.

[[/stats|'''IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR DEVELOPING COLONIES!''' Learn about the importance of STATS here!]]
== Colonies ==
*[[User:Skullbuggy|Skullbuggy]] - [[Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/Skullbuggy|Schadelberg Empire]]
*[[User:Userunknown|Userunknown]] - [[Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/Userunknown|SUN]]
*[[User:Zoo977|Zoo977]] - [[Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/Zoo|ZEA]]
*[[User:Kirbychu HR'D|Kirbychu]] - [[Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/K-Chu|Kalinu]]
*[[User:Myself and I|Myself and I]] - [[Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/Meme3|The Alliance]]
*[[User:Toonypie|Toonypie]] - [[Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/Pie Th3if|The Bandits]]
*[[User:Styx Fan|Styx Fan]] - [[Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/The Elites|The Black Elites]]
*[[User:Good Deal Dan|Good Deal Dan]] - [[Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/Good Deal Dan|The Wastelanders]]
*[[User:Lucas Aura|Ryan Bluefox]] - [[Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/Ryan|The Brawl Team]]
*[[User:Sephiroth|Sephiroth]] - [[Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/Sephiroth|Empire of Darkness]]
*[[User:Badstar|Badstar]] - [[Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/Badstar|Connopia]]
*[[User:Tahu|Tahu]] - [[Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/Tahu|Mata Nui]]
*[[User:TheStick|TheStick]] - [[Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/TheStick|Linvac]]
*[[User:Raiku|Raiku]] - [[Civilization: Wiki User Wiki/Raiku|Raika]]

Talk:Wiki User CSI/Court: Case 1

2009-03-13T02:29:11Z

Cryptogamer12: Created page with 'Um, Raiku? I'm pretty sure nuns title themselves "Sister", not "Lady". {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} ~~~~~'

Um, Raiku? I'm pretty sure nuns title themselves "Sister", not "Lady". {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 02:29, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

File talk:Warp.jpg

2009-03-12T01:59:07Z

Cryptogamer12: Storytime with Crypto- Now with 50% less pointy objects!

ROBOTS CANT DRINK {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 01:21, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
:RIFT ISN"T A ROBOT {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:24, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
::THEN WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE GALAXY MAN GALAXY MAN IS A ROBOT {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 01:38, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
::BENDER FROM FUTURAMA CAN DRINK {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:26, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
:::GUYS WHO CARES ABOUT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:40, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Alright, let the semi-autistic crazy person say something. My theory, is that there once was a lawyer who liked to play Mega Man. One Halloween he decided to be Galaxy Man. However, he never could get the costume off. Seems like what happened. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 01:59, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Talk:The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP2

2009-03-04T03:29:15Z

Cryptogamer12:

Don't control other characters. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:12, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:Sorry. He just ussually doesn't care. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 03:13, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::Do you say that because the warp not only had me and Qafg, it also took you and NPP? And if so, do you not want to be in this episode? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 03:24, 4 March 2009 (UTC)~
:::I do, you just ussually let me. Sorry if I offended you. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 03:25, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:::Ok, I see what Raiku's talking about now. Nevermind my above comment. Anyways, no, I can't say I give a dang if you control me/one of my characters. As long as they're in character (e.g. L.U.S.C.A. is a robot, Clovington is a British stereotype) I don't care. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 03:29, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

File:CGPlanet.png

2009-02-08T20:58:20Z

Cryptogamer12: for Wikian Galaxy

for [[Wikian Galaxy]]

Wild Mass Guessing/Assistant

2009-01-08T04:32:39Z

Cryptogamer12: /* Assistant is Jerry. */

== Assistant's real name is... ==
...not Arnold. I'll give you that much. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:00, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:austin james banderphoot [[Special:Contributions/206.159.155.148|206.159.155.148]] 19:01, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::Andy Salesman Snake in Stupid Tea and Not Tea. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 19:02, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::It's Assistant. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:03, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::{{I}} {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:06, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
He already gave it up - it's Rob(bie). {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:Actually, Assistant had no damn idea who those people were. Number Two, apparently, crafted a fake identity--this doesn't mean Assistant's name is Rob. And it's not. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:19, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::Damn. Well, then, what ancestry is he made of? {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::You know, nobody's really sure. He doesn't have much of an accent. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:23, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::So he's from Washington? {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:I doubt it, really. He entered the same college as the others on TSS. Plus, Southern New Hampshirites don't have a real accent. Not like those guys from the North, with their "aaahs" and "eaaas". {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:28, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Assistant's name is... '''JERRY'''! {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:Quite the guess. But I'm afraid you're wrong. That means a penalty, Prosecutor. ''{blaaam}'' {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:31, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

== Assistant is Jerry. ==
In 20 years time, Casey will die. Jerry, having access to time travel technology Skullbuggy stole from Number Two, travels back in time. Unfortunately, the time machine wasn't perfected. It warped his DNA, giving him the appearance of Assistant.
:oh god what the hell this is not RoB such a thing cannot happen {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:35, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::why would he travel back in time anyways "MY WIFE IS DEAD ''TIME MACHINE''"
:::So he can see her again. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:39, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::it's not like that's really creepy/that won't destroy the timeline/photographs aren't real [[Special:Contributions/206.159.155.148|206.159.155.148]] 19:44, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
Jerry wants to live the wild life secretly, so he leads a double life as Assistant. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:JOSS'D. Assistant and Jerry have been in the same place at the same time a couple of times. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:58, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::Jerry can run VERY VERY fast. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::Or, Assistant is a genetically altered CLONE of Jerry. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 04:32, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

== Assistant is a vegetable ==

Think about it for a moment, and the pieces all slowly fall into place... {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:It's true. He's cauliflower. Also, he got his stomach flu from swallowing his brother The Watermelon. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 19:46, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::...Watermelons are fruits. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:48, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::It does explain the paleness, Lemon... {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

== Assistant was the head of Skull Industries. ==
Assistant is obviously behind the entire series.
:The timeline says that he was still getting his degree when Skullbuggy was made.
::That's what he WANTS you to think. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:52, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::{{I}} {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:54, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::You don't have to automatically Joss every guess, you know. You should only Joss them if the guess is contradicted in the show. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:56, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

The C-Bit Show/2

2009-01-07T03:28:52Z

Cryptogamer12: done

a parody.

'''CAST:''' ''{in order of appearance}'' Cryptogamer, Vid, ????, Chu, Hammaker, Spritel, Qwert, Ninja Robot.

==Transcript==

''{open: A dark screen. Cryptogamer is here.}''

'''CRYPTOGAMER:''' Hello and welcome to the second episode of The C-Bit Show. Since I'm really frustrated because a game I'm trying to make keeps glitching up, I've decided to do the old crappy comedy show backup plan: a parody of a old-timey horror movie. ''{wellfaces}'' So here we go!

''{cut: a laboratory. Vid and Cryptogamer are here, dressed in lab coats. Vid is crouching over a table, holding a pencil. He scribbles on the table for a bit, then stands up.}''

'''VID:''' It's ready, Cgor.  Raise the table!

'''CRYPTOGAMER (CGOR):''' Yeah, whatever, Dr. Videnstein. ''{pulls a lever on a freakin' huge machine next to him. The table rises up, out of the ceiling, and a meteor hits it. The table lowers back down.}''

'''CGOR:''' Uh, wasn't ''lightning'' supposed to strike it?

'''VID (DR. VIDENSTEIN):''' Course not, dummy! Lightning'd disentergrate it!  We ''are'' tryin' to bring a piece of paper with a stickman on it to life, y'know.

'''CGOR:''' Oh yeah.

''{suddenly, the paper gets up and out the door.}''

'''DR. VIDENSTEIN:''' Now why the crap didja let it go?

'''CGOR:''' Oh, crap. That's it. I quit.

''{cut: a purple screen.}''

'''VOICE:''' And now a word from our sponsors.

''{a high-tech looking computer appears.}''

'''VOICE:''' Introducing the Dakky 2300. With 20 gigs of memory, you'll never have to delete a file unless it's evidence again! Only *coughninethousandandcoughwheeze* Ninety Nine Dollars. Only from Naire Industries!

''{cut:A village. It is in turmoil. Hammaker and Chu are running around screaming. The buildings are on fire. Dr. Videnstein walks in.}''

'''DR. VIDENSTEIN:''' Oh my crap what the crap have I freakin' done!?

''{Spritel flies out of a roof. The paper-monster-stickman comes out of the house that the roof is attached to.}''

'''DR. VIDENSTEIN:''' Well, I can't blame him.

''{Qwert flies in.}''

'''QWERT:''' Dr. Videnstein! We gotta get that abomination in the windmill! We can afford to burn ''that''

'''DR. VIDENSTEIN:''' You're right, Qwertval.

''{Suddenly, Stickmonster comes up and punches Qwertval (Qwert).}''

'''QWERTVAL:''' Gah! Dying, dying...I dead now. ''{Floats to the ground.}''

'''DR. VIDENSTEIN:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I kill you for that, Sticklym'n! ''{chases monsterpaper to the mill. Monsterman goes in. Dr. Videnstein grabs a torch and is about to set the place on fire when...}''

'''CHU:''' Stop! It's saying something in sign language!

''{pan to the paperstickmanmonster, who is making frantic symbols with its hands.}''

'''DR. VIDENSTEIN:''' Well I'll be danged. WTC is it sayin', random villager?

'''CHU (RANDOM VILLAGER):''' Please...stop...my...name...is...Jeff...I...come...bearing...pie...and...cookies. Well who could resist that deal?!

'''HAMMAKER:''' Do tell.

'''DR. VIDENSTEIN:'''Not Me! Come on down!

''{cut:the dark screen from the beginning. CryptoG is still here.}''

'''CRYPTOGAMER:''' And so, they ate pie and cookies and the show gained a new charcter. Is there anything I left out?

''{Ninja Robot appears.}''

'''NINJA ROBOT:''' 100 1010001 11! (You forgot me!) ''{karate chops CG into oblivion.}''

''<big><big><big>THE END!</big></big></big>''

The C-Bit Show/1

2009-01-06T03:58:38Z

Cryptogamer12: {gasping for breath}: I'm...finally...done

The gang does the first episode crappily.

'''CAST:''' ''{in order of appearance}'' Vid, Cryptogamer, Robot Ninja, Hammaker, Qwert, Chu, Spritel

==Transcript==

''{open: Vid's house. Vid is playing Guitar hero 3 on expert on high speed}''

'''VID:''' ''{desperately trying to keep up)'' -of a lifetime, lost in a thousand days, through the WHAT THE CRAP I LOST AGAIN?! ''{turns to the camera}'' Oh. Uh, why are you starin' at me? Don't you know this song is FREAKIN' HARD! Why I oughtta-

''{cut: a bench. Cryptogamer is sitting on it.}''

'''CRYPTOGAMER:''' Well, that scene cut saved us some trouble. And blood! Anycrap, welcome to the C-Bit Show Unotennial Extravamaganza! So, uh, what are we doing again?

''{suddenly, a robot ninja comes out from nowhere.}''

'''ROBOT NINJA:''' 101011111000!!! 101010101100000!!!!! ''{karate chops CryptoG to the moon.}''

'''CRYPTOGAMER:''' ''{voice waning as he flies off}'' HOOOOOLLLLLYYYYY CRAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!

''{cut:a purple screen}''

'''VOICE:''' And now a word from our sponsors.

''{A huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge burger appears onscreen.}''

'''VOICE:''' Introducing the 100 Grand Cheeseburger.

''{close-up on the burger}''

'''VOICE:''' With it's hickory grilled hundred percent Angus beef, garden-fresh veggies, freshly mined gold, and a bunch of other ingredients, the 100 Grand will make you want more more more! ''{quickly and quietly}'' Only1,070.99atparticipatingretailers. ''{Normally}'' So come the heck down to Billy Burgers!

''{Screen goes black}''

'''VOICE:''' And now back to the C-Bit Show.

''{cut:The Moon. Hammaker is standing in a crater. Cryptogamer lands next to it.}''

'''CRYPTOGAMER:''' My God that robot is strong. Why'd I even put him on here? I- Oh hi Hammaker.

'''HAMMAKER:''' Oh hi C.G.. Ya got any chapstick? ''{gets all up in C.G.'s face}'' I'M STARVIN' YO!!!!

'''CRYPTOGAMER:''' And this is the part where I get out of here. ''{disappears}''

''{Qwert floats in, wearing an astronaut helmet.}''

'''QWERT:''' I claim this giant rock in the name of BASA!

'''HAMMAKER:''' I WAS HERE FIRST!

'''QWERT:''' Gah! An Alienm'n! I'mma callin' for backup!

'''HAMMAKER:''' You phone Home? ''{Points with a glowing finger}''

'''QWERT:''' Oh my crap he's got a laser finger! ''{pulls out a cell phone}'' Backup Backup we need Backup! They got a laser!

''{cut:Bitland Aeronautics and Space Administration Headquarters. Chu is at the desk.}''

'''CHU:''' What the-Lasers? Well, he's dead. Unless it's Hammaker. Then it'll get ''{shivers}'' unspeakable.

''{cut:The ending screen for Looney Tunes. In Porky's place, Spritel is there.}''

'''SPRITEL:''' ''{Frustrated Spritel noises}''

''{Cryptogamer appears and shoves Spritel away}''

'''CRYPTOGAMER:''' That's all, peoples!

The C-Bit Show/char

2009-01-05T21:20:18Z

Cryptogamer12: New page: FILE->OPEN->C-BIT->CHAR->PLAY ''Image Coming Soon'' ==Cryptogamer== '''Cryptogamer''' is the person who makes the C-Bit Show. Sometimes he inserts himself into the show, so he can <s>ca...

FILE->OPEN->C-BIT->CHAR->PLAY

''Image Coming Soon''

==Cryptogamer==

'''Cryptogamer''' is the person who makes the C-Bit Show. Sometimes he inserts himself into the show, so he can <s>cause bizarre reality altering effects</s> move the plot along.

==Vid==

'''Vid''' is the stereotypical "Strong Bad" character. For some reason, his head, arms, fingers, and legs float.

==Spritel==

'''Spritel''' is some kinda animal with a golden knight helmet on his head. He sounds like a cross between The Cheat and Sherlock from Homestar Runner and is frequently abused by Vid.

==Hammaker==

'''Hammaker''' is your typical green creepy hobo that bears an eerie resemblence to E.T.

==Chu==

'''Chu'''' is a floating cloud with antennae. 'Nuff said.

==Qwert==

'''Qwert''' is a cycloptic balloon who is typically the target of various schemes for some reason.

==Bill Naire==

'''Bill Naire''' is a billionaire who lives in a big fancy mansion and is rarely seen.

==Robot Ninjas==

The header says all.