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CP Emails/1

2009-08-24T16:39:52Z

Cow Puncher 5:

''{open to Cow's room. on a coffee mug states "World's Best Crapper"}''

'''COW:''' Hello Snoopy 567, I just got you!

<pre>
deer kow,

make this ur first email plz!!!!

o also plz plz plz help me i ned a rly want a xbox360

-abi coniheyz
</pre>

'''COW:''' {reads "kow" as koy, "plz" as pills, and "rly" as relly}'' Ok. I will.

''{Cow goes outside to get an Xbox}''

'''COW:''' Who did i get this for anyway"

''{Abi Coniheyz walks in}''

'''ABI:''' u got it fur mee!!!

'''COW:''' Well ok then.

''{Cow throws the xbox at Abi and she passes out}''

'''COW:''' Now what am I gonna do?

''{cut to Cow's mind}''

'''COW:''' I can go sky diving.

''{it changes to a cow falling out of a plane

'''COW:''' Yeah yeah, that's it.

''{cut back to the outside}''

'''COW:''' But how am i gonna do this?

''{cow jumps to a nearby plane, somehow changes into sky diving gear, and jumps out

'''COW:''' AAAAA- well that wasn't so authentic. It was what, 4 feet above the ground?

'''PILOT:''' Six.

'''COW:''' Okay then.

''{cow dances}''

'''COW:''' So I am done.

CP Emails

2009-08-24T04:33:47Z

Cow Puncher 5: Created page with 'I AM MAKING AN EMAIL SHOW OK AND DONT EMAIL ME == Emails == *first == Inbox == AAOFWINWEKGERNGKERNGERKGNEOGNITHIONT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO INBOX! NO INBOXY!'

I AM MAKING AN EMAIL SHOW OK AND DONT EMAIL ME

== Emails ==
*[[/1|first]]

== Inbox ==

AAOFWINWEKGERNGKERNGERKGNEOGNITHIONT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO INBOX! NO INBOXY!

User:Cow Puncher 5

2009-08-23T05:35:04Z

Cow Puncher 5: Replaced content with 'http://www.instantboss.com/'

http://www.instantboss.com/

Find Stuff

2009-08-07T15:32:03Z

Cow Puncher 5:

{{DELETE|DELETE THIS (and SUBPAGES)}}

In this adventure you need to find stuff in order to win.

There are also checkpoints. If you die you go back to there. Beware, there's only three checks in the game, one of them is at the start.

== GO! ==

[[/start]]

Find Stuff/2

2009-08-06T23:11:24Z

Cow Puncher 5: ill work more on this later

Level one is done!

== Sign here ==
*I made this! [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 23:11, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

You step in the portal where the boss died.

You're now in disneyland. You find a LONG RANGE WEAPON, Mouse ears. There's Regalong Weapon Upgrade/Healing over in Main Street USA.

[[Find Stuff/mtt|Find stuff in Mickey's Toontown]]

[[Find Stuff/nos|Find stuff in New Orleans Square]]

[[Find Stuff/msusa|Find Stuff in Main Street]]

Find Stuff/hots

2009-08-06T21:58:06Z

Cow Puncher 5: Created page with 'You walk over and get healed +1 and a weapon upgrage. Daggers are now hammers. You move to fight the boss under the car. It's a... BOSS 1! KOTOP! The Kotop is a beast that live...'

You walk over and get healed +1 and a weapon upgrage. Daggers are now hammers. You move to fight the boss under the car. It's a...

BOSS 1! KOTOP!

The Kotop is a beast that lives under your car. It's basically a gribig, but it's navy blue, has red, stalking eyes, and stubby feet.

YOU: 5000

KOTOP: 1000

You pound it with the hammer.

KOTOP: 800

It bites you.

You: 4888

You pound it hardly.

KOTOP: 400

It's charging power...

You jump on it.

KOTOP: 300

Charging...

You finish it.

IT DEAD.

[[Find Stuff/2|Level TWO]]

Find Stuff/dwf

2009-08-06T21:30:16Z

Cow Puncher 5: Created page with 'You look at the driveway. Under your car is the boss, but you're to tired to fight it with 4999/5000 HP. Nothing else is in your driveway, but across the street is the Market Kas...'

You look at the driveway. Under your car is the boss, but you're to tired to fight it with 4999/5000 HP. Nothing else is in your driveway, but across the street is the Market Kasayahan offering Healing and weapon upgrades. In your wallet is $10, just enough for both!

[[Find Stuff/hots|Head over the street]]

Find Stuff/saywd

2009-08-06T21:24:01Z

Cow Puncher 5: Created page with 'You find miniboss 1! The Gribig! Gribig: a little green creature with no eyes, but a giant mouth covering it's whole face. You: 5000 Gribig: 200 You have a weapon so you cu...'

You find miniboss 1! The Gribig!

Gribig: a little green creature with no eyes, but a giant mouth covering it's whole face.

You: 5000

Gribig: 200

You have a weapon so you cut it. it's limping but it bites you.

You: 4999

Gribig: 100

You cut it again. Quick finish it!

Gribig: 10

You jump on it's head. IT DEAD.

[[Find Stuff/dwf|Look in the Driveway]]

Find Stuff/say

2009-08-06T21:17:00Z

Cow Puncher 5: Created page with 'You find miniboss 1! The Faldin! Faldin: a little green creature with no eyes, but a giant mouth covering it's whole face. You have no weapon so it bites your face off. [[Find...'

You find miniboss 1! The Faldin!

Faldin: a little green creature with no eyes, but a giant mouth covering it's whole face.

You have no weapon so it bites your face off.

[[Find Stuff/did|You dead.]]

Find Stuff/soh

2009-08-06T21:11:07Z

Cow Puncher 5: Created page with 'You find a dagger. WEAPON GET! Search around yard'

You find a dagger.

WEAPON GET!

[[Find Stuff/saywd|Search around yard]]

Find Stuff/did

2009-08-06T21:07:49Z

Cow Puncher 5: Created page with 'Yo foo! You dead! Find Stuff/start <--- Checkpoint'

Yo foo! You dead!

[[Find Stuff/start]] <--- Checkpoint

Find Stuff/start

2009-08-06T21:07:02Z

Cow Puncher 5: Created page with 'You wake up on your front yard for some reason. In the yard is a paper. You pick it up. It says "CHECKPOINT 1 GO" You don't know what that means [[Find Stuff/soh|Go to side of h...'

You wake up on your front yard for some reason. In the yard is a paper. You pick it up. It says "CHECKPOINT 1 GO" You don't know what that means

[[Find Stuff/soh|Go to side of house]]

[[Find Stuff/say|Search around yard]]

[[Find Stuff/did|Die... In death]]

Talk:Find Stuff

2009-08-06T21:01:52Z

Cow Puncher 5:

[[Text Adventures#F|Well at least you gave it the right grade!]] — [[Chwoka|Grouch]][[User talk:Chwoka|oMarx]]
:What, Mr. Marx? [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 20:58, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
::OH WAIT I GET IT NOW and how do you know it's an F if you haven't played it? [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 21:01, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Talk:The metal detector! 2: The longest hunt ever/reallevel10part1cogset1

2009-08-06T17:10:20Z

Cow Puncher 5: Created page with 'NOOOOOOOOO! NOW I CAN'T WIN! HELP ME GOD! ~~~~'

NOOOOOOOOO! NOW I CAN'T WIN! HELP ME GOD! [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 17:10, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

The metal detector! 2: The longest hunt ever/WIN!WIN!WIN!

2009-08-06T17:07:32Z

Cow Puncher 5:

U DID IT! U R 70% DONE! and u found a note that bossbot CEO is last boss! PASS IS WIN!WIN!WIN!

== sign here ==
Wow, 3 more levels. This is my biggest level in TMD2:TLHE but the CEO is longer. {{User:Captcha/sig}}
:NPP, you will see!!!!!......on next level! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 01:59, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
Yes, Yesss. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 17:07, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

[[The metal detector! 2: The longest hunt ever/portaltolevel10|you find a portal to level 10, you go in]]

The metal detector! 2: The longest hunt ever/diediediedie!!

2009-08-06T04:10:19Z

Cow Puncher 5:

winner here is ur prize!!

[[The metal detector! 2: The longest hunt ever/7?|another level!!]]

sign here
------------------------
The ninja of pom will succeed! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 16:08, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
:The same goes for Rad of Strong! {{User:StrongRad/sig}}
::So will the Cow of Punch! [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 04:10, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

The metal detector! 2: The longest hunt ever/LEVELFIVEn00b

2009-08-06T04:06:35Z

Cow Puncher 5:

Y0U WIN PASS IS LEVELFIVEn00b

5O%

== Sign here. ==
*Still, easy. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:27, 30 November 2008 (UTC)
*ffffffffff {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 21:07, 30 November 2008 (UTC)
*DON'T SWEAR NINJADUCK!!!!!! [[User:Captcha|Captcha]] 20:08, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
*That's not swearing. This is. DAMN DAMN ASS ASS {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:11, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
*Yeah! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 05:26, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
*I WIN... HALF! [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 04:06, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

[[The metal detector! 2: The longest hunt ever/5|Ready for LEVEL FIVE????]]

The metal detector! 2: The longest hunt ever/JUMP WORLD OF DiE

2009-08-06T04:04:49Z

Cow Puncher 5: /* SIGN HERE */

U DONT GET CAUGHT U WIN PASSWORD IS JUMP WORLD OF DiE! 
YOU FOUND A HALLOWEEN UHHHHHH WHATEVER ITS A PIE SUIT L0L!

==SIGN HERE==
*How easy. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:25, 30 November 2008 (UTC)
*I WEEN {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 21:07, 30 November 2008 (UTC)
*What's my prize? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:47, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
*I rock! Rocks! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 05:24, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
*I pop rocks! ... But there's ten levels. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 04:04, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
[[The metal detector! 2: The longest hunt ever/4|TEN LEVELS NOW HA HA NEED 100% TO WIN NOW]]

The metal detector! 2: The longest hunt ever/LEVELTWOMOUSE

2009-08-06T04:02:57Z

Cow Puncher 5:

Wow....just....a...mouse.....toy....it.....will.....be.....a...attack
== Sign.....here.....i....guess..... ==
*{{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 05:23, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
*Wow.... A....Toy?....Pretty....dumb....And....Easy [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 04:02, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
[[The metal detector! 2: The longest hunt ever/3|CLICK HERE FOR LEVEL THREE!!]]

The metal detector! 2: The longest hunt ever/LEVELONESNAIL

2009-08-06T04:00:35Z

Cow Puncher 5:

LOL A SLUG

AND YOU GOT 10%!

THE PASSWORD IS LEVELONESNAIL 
== SIGN HERE! ==
*The maze was easy. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:19, 30 November 2008 (UTC)
*Easy. [[Special:Contributions/66.30.100.140|66.30.100.140]] 21:04, 30 November 2008 (UTC)
*{{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 05:22, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
*Done and done. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 21:37, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
*Well that was easy. Well it is lvl 1. 132, 132, 132... [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 04:00, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

[[The metal detector! 2: The longest hunt ever/2|Next level]]

Cow Puncher's Life: The game

2009-07-16T23:31:14Z

Cow Puncher 5:

You wake up in your bed. What do you do?

>Fall asleep

You fall asleep, but you can't sleep. I guess you have to get up. Now what?

>Buy Badstar an Xbox 360.

You would, but it's 2:00 AM. The store is closed. You go to camp outside.

Place info: Best Buy. You are camping out, front in line.

You were going to get Badstar and Xbox 360 and some raisins, but you decide to get a 1972 Magnabox Odyssey and prunes.

>What!? No! Return it and get him a damn 360!

You return it and get Badstar a Xbox 900 and grapes.

>For the love of- HE WANTS AN XBOX '''360'''. ...Keep the grapes though.

You get an XBOX '''360''' instead of an Xbox 360 and deliver it to Badstar in the mail. Done deal.

>...Y'know what? Screw it, close enough. Now go rob a bank.

You eat some grapes. Now you have the power! 49 grapes left. You go to a bank. Closed! Now what?

>Break into the bank

But they have alarms! You fall asleep. Dream time!

Description of area:

Dreamland River. Skys are purple and there is a Nacho cheese river.

Now what?

>Look for giant corn chips

You get a cornchip raft and sail the Nacho Cheese with it. Soon, you stop. You eat the corn chip and swim. Soon you get into the hot chocolate river! It's hot! ... Now what?

> Climb onto a nearby giant floating marshmallow

You do. Your underbody is sizzling from the Hot Chocolate. Later, you reach Soapy River. Suddenly, you sink and drown. You are pulsing and your eyes are burning. You die. Then you wake up. Now what?

> Go attack someone

Assault! Yeah! You get in a fist fight with a CEO!

CEO: 1000

COW: 1000

What move?

> CUT HIS NUTS OFF

You get a knife and cut of his testicles.

CEO: 0

COW: 1000

Place: Jail. You are in for murder and assault. There is a bench, a tv, a bed, and a toilet. You have a guitar.

> Disguise as John Lennon and tell the guards they got the wrong man. Oh and BTW it's suddenly the 1960's.

You get long hair and glasses, and your ready! Yay, you're out.

> Shoot the real John Lennon to make it all an elaborate scheme.

You travel to Liverpool and SHOOOOOT John Lennon. News people appear out of nowhere.

> Ask to be taken to jail.

Now accepting: only two words. Ask to what?

>Go jail.

You go to jail. Now what?

>buy icecream

You say "Toss me" to a baby. He throws ice cream in your face. you devour it.

>dance a happy dance

One or two letters!

>happy dance

You do so. You scare your inmate.

>eat inmate

You eat him alive.

New attack! "Vore: Eat someone alive."

> escape prison

How?

Switch mode: AS MANY WORDS AS WANTED

>Cheat. Specifically turn into gas and fly out the window.

You do so. Now you are back in Wiki City.

>Rickroll some old person

You do so. He hits you with his cane. New attack! "Rick Roll: Rickroll enemy" Battle!

OLD MAN: 50

COW: 1000

Attacks: Vore, Rick Roll

Weapons: Guitar

>play steely dan with the guitar

You do so. Old man takes EAR RING DAMAGE. So do you.

OLD MAN: 30

COW: 980

Old man throws his steel cane at you.

COW:950

Attacks: Vore, Rickroll

Weapons: Guitar (Smash: 0t Play: 10t)

>play "I Am A Grocery Bag" with the guitar

You do so. Old man takes 5 points EAR RING DAMAGE. So do you.

OLD: 25

COW: 945

A: Vore, Rickroll

W: USE ATTACK!

>SWALLOW HIM WHOLE

You do so. You win!

New weapon: metal cane. New finishing attack: Swallow

>swallow a swallow(that's a type of bird {{well}})

You look around. All birds you see are blue jays, pigeons, and a few doves.

>Ask the game why it didn't answer "African or European?"

Because we're cool.

Now what?

> Ask the game "How cool can you be if you couldn't think of a simple Monty Python reference?"

Listen, Alice...

'''PRINCE HERBERT:''' Herbert.

Herbert... you wouldn't be cool at all.

> Ask the game "So, you aren't cool at all?"

Nah, nah, I can think of one.

> Go put the John Lennon disguise back on and make a new album

You do. You gain 500,000,000 dollars in 5 seconds.

> ...

You're gonna have to make a real response, client. Please respond.

> I don't wanna.

Okay.

> also kill yourself

Heaven or hell?

>purgatory

You are transfered to ''Iron Maiden''s song, ''Purgatory''. What now?

>go on tour

You travel with Iron Maiden on tour. All that comes out of their mouth is "Cow Puncher", but to the tune of Purgatory.

>stage jump

You pickup the microphone first. That'll be handy in battle. You stage dive, but uh oh, BOSS BATTLE! Guard attacks you!

GUA: 1050

COW: 1000

A: Vore, Rickroll, Swallow, Cut off balls (Need to use 2 weapons in order to attack)

W: Guitar, Metal Cane, Microphone

Do what?

>Rickroll them or something

Must use a weapon 2 times first.

>Use Guitar then Microphone.

You play the horrible song Hotel Motel by Raiku. You and Guard 50 points ear ring dammage!

GUA: 1000

COW: 950

Guard bites you! -20

GUA: 1000

COW: 930

You then smash him in the head with microphone. 34 dammage!

GUA: 966

COW: 930

When he isn't looking, you smash him in the butt. 20 dammage!

GUA: 946

COW: 930

...And then in the balls! 40 dammage!

GUA: 906

COW: 930

Triple! (50 healed per attack. 3 attacks in a row: 150 healed!)

GUA: 906

COW: 1080

Guard waiting out trauma and cannot battle for three turns!

You rickroll him as already said. - 599!

GUA: 307

COW: 1080

A: Vore, Rickroll, Swallow, Cut off balls (Need to use 2 weapons in order to attack)

W: Guitar, Metal Cane, Microphone

Do what?

>Beat he head in with da mike

You do. -200

GUA: 107

COW: 1080

A: Vore, Rickroll, Swallow, Cut off balls

W: Guitar, Metal Cane, Microphone

>Shred that frickin guitar

You put it in a paper shredder. -50 ear ring dammage both.

GUA: 57

COW: 1030

A: Vore, Rickroll, Swallow, Cut off balls

W: Guitar, Metal Cane, Microphone

>

Talk:The SkullB Show/46

2009-07-12T23:49:21Z

Cow Puncher 5:

Okay, I can safely say this is probably my favorite episode. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:My top four are: That one where Fran got naked for Skull, The christmas one, that one where Skull goes the that island with a talking vaccume and stuff, and that one where Casey's Irish mom visits. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 23:45, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
::Mine is the one with Skulltank. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:46, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
::Oh yeah, thats good too. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 23:49, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

Talk:Biographies/Cow Puncher

2009-07-03T06:01:01Z

Cow Puncher 5: Created page with 'FFFFFFF WHY BILLY ~~~~'

FFFFFFF WHY BILLY [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 06:01, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

User talk:Cow Puncher 5

2009-07-02T23:21:19Z

Cow Puncher 5: /* Biographies */

Hello Again, Puncher of the Cows! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:43, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
:I can't believe someone can forget their pass so many times. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 22:45, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
::Just look at all the Micah accounts. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:46, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
::::At least it wasn't five times. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 22:46, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

== THE MIGHTY BOOSH ==

THE MIGHTY BOOSH IS THE BEST THING EVER {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:35, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
:True dat! [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 23:37, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

== FRIEND LIST ==

WHERE AM I -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:Oh! I forgot you. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 23:37, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

== So, tell us... ==

Have you really just been to lazy to make a new account on here? Or was there some other reason that you hesitated to come back on here? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:03, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
:I've been busy with homework, so I had pretty much no time to do it. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 00:05, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

== "Instead of a red hair, he has long green hair." ==

''A'' red hair? Just one? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:53, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
:... Oops. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 01:54, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

== Hey Friend ==

Remember old sandbox wars on the hrfwiki? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:27, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
:... Uh, no. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 03:36, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
::About El Gavino sig? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:39, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

== AAGH ==

SWINE FLU QUICK EVERYBODY SANITIZE THEIR USERPAGES {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:23, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
:IT'S NOT SWINE BECAUSE I ONLY HAVE STOMACH FLU SYNTOMS AND MY PED-OPHILE-IATRICIAN SAID IT WASN'T THE SWINE [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 23:12, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

== Note: ==

a death threat on a musician isn't something new {{grad}} {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:53, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
:...Yeah, I don't care.
::That's great, but in such a case, some of these musicians may not have predicted their deaths. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:15, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
:::Yeah, maybe God hates them and wanted to start some kinda pun on their death. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 20:16, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
::::Or maybe they planned their deaths themselves. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:18, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
:::::...Yeah, but John Lennon didn't, and Jimi probably didn't. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 20:47, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
:::::Nah, John's not dead. He's at my house right now. He said he faked his death to get away from Yoko. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:02, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
:Ah, yes. I believe these are known as [http://www.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FunnyAneurysmMoment funny aneurysm moments.] {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:24, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

== song double-translation ==

I used Google, is that okay? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:05, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
:... Okay, what did you get? [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 00:05, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
::Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:13, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
:::Si, amigo. New one! [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 00:14, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

== I think you're wrong. ==

This wiki isn't nearly as bad as the fanstuff is was or ever will be. We never have and never will have to purge in their sense because the quality isn't as off-kilter. In addition, if we ever did, we sure as hell wouldn't take 270 days to do it. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:06, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
:...Wiki pre-purge announcement. Oh, and remember when the purge was supposed to be 20 days? [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 01:08, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
::Yeah. I was here. And I will be on both of them, like you COULD BE {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:09, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
:::About the pre-purge, didn't you just love the tasteless, "Bell Quest" is awesome "Cow-Bell-Chaos-Kanjiro BFF" us? [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 01:10, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
::::well yeah

::::that's why we should do that again {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:14, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
:::::Yes. Bell Quest is awesome! [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 01:14, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
::::::And we are all BFF's! {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:15, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Hey Chaos! I made a new fanstuff! [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 01:16, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
I saw my name, so I think I should say something. So here it is;

Ph'nglui mgwl'nafh IDC HRFWiki wgah'nagl fhtagn {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:18, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
:Lol! That was funny [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 01:19, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
::translator where is the TRANSLATOR {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:20, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
:::hey there's this guy i want you to meet

::::his name's lovecraft ever heard of him? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:29, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
:honestly no {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:33, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
::Can you take this onto another page? [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 01:34, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
:::honestly no {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:35, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Chaos there was nothing wrong with the quality of the fanstuff wiki pre-purge and you know it. The only problem was whiners complaining about a lack of quality that wasn't there that refused to make new stuff as a result of it. {{User:The Noid/sig}} 00:42, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
:[[Bell Quest|No lack of quality, eh?]] {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:54, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
::That didn't even belong on the Fanstuff Wiki. Also the plan was to use the WUW to distract everybody that sucked and have them stay here while everybody else is off at the fanstuff wiki , didn't you guys know {{User:The Noid/sig}} 19:29, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

== Lingerie ==

I can assure you that was not me. It's an imposter. Most likely Nacho or Dino. I left you a real gift.

== Powerthirst ==

<big>'''WELCOME TO 2006</BIG> ''' {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:<big>'''I DON'T CARE</BIG> [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 23:11, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
== Powerthirst ==

<big>'''WELCOME TO 2006</BIG> ''' {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

:<big>'''I DON'T CARE'''</BIG> [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 23:11, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

== Oh, here's another song title that would be good for a movie ==

Chunga's Revenge (horror). {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:47, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

== Enter for Tournament ==

Enter here! - Mr. Tournament
:Gavinion. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 18:41, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
::Sorry, Changed the concept. But I'll enter Gavinon in the next tournament. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 18:42, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
:::Why is Strong Rad in? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 18:43, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
::::Strong Rad? Where? [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 18:45, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
:::::Oops, it said Homerun, sorry. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 18:46, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
::::::I'd like to enter... {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}
:::::::Ive stopped doing it, Mr. Radical! [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 18:18, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

== WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER ==

Also get on IRC {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 18:47, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
:It's like a shift. I go inactive, he goes active. I go active, he goes inactive. And okay. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 18:48, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

== Wiki Chasers ==

You are a mod. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:25, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

== Biographies ==

Make one of me. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 23:05, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
:No thank you. Just take a Wikipedia page and modify it. That's what I did, the first is Alfred Hitchcock and the second is MJ. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 23:21, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

I don't even know

2009-07-02T20:44:12Z

Cow Puncher 5: more soon!!!

Dag. Goddag. Hallo. Eh. Pronto. привет. Hola.

Asseblief. Behage. Wees zo goed. Plais.

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2009-06-30T23:16:09Z

Cow Puncher 5: Created page with 'You ignore them and walk over to the kitchen for breakfast. '''LASOR BOT:''' ''{sad beeps}'' *Go through trap door to invent *Eat breakfast'

You ignore them and walk over to the kitchen for breakfast.

'''LASOR BOT:''' ''{sad beeps}''

*[[Text/invent|Go through trap door to invent]]
*[[Text/breakfast|Eat breakfast]]

Text/ignore

2009-06-30T23:09:39Z

Cow Puncher 5: Created page with 'You just walk out the door. '''TICK:''' ...You think he noticed us? '''TOCK:''' I doubt he knows we exist. Now you're in the living room. Your flying lasor bot greets you with...'

You just walk out the door.

'''TICK:''' ...You think he noticed us?

'''TOCK:''' I doubt he knows we exist.

Now you're in the living room. Your flying lasor bot greets you with beeps

*[[Text/ignore2|Ignore]]
*[[Text/talk2|Talk]]

Text/talk1

2009-06-30T23:04:23Z

Cow Puncher 5:

'''YOU:''' Hello, Tick and Tock.

'''TICK:''' OH HI THERE

*[[Text/outside|Walk out the door]]
*[[Text/sleeplittleangel|Sleep]]

Text/Wake Up

2009-06-30T22:51:27Z

Cow Puncher 5: big project, a CYOA game

You do so. Your robot inventions, Tick and Tock step out of the picture frame they live in and greet you.

*[[Text/talk1|Talk to them]]
*[[Text/ignore|Ignore them and walk out]]

Text

2009-06-30T22:40:04Z

Cow Puncher 5:

A text [[/secret1|adventure]].

[[Text/Wake Up|Wake up]]

The Cow Show

2009-06-29T23:52:05Z

Cow Puncher 5:

<center> <big><big> THE COW SHOW</big></big> 
Making people pretend to laugh since 23:42, 29 June 2009 (UTC)</center>

== ... What the heck's this about? ==
Well, Cow has adventures in the town of Rata Almizclera, New Mexico with his neighbors Flincher, his across the street neighbor, Sanchez, and his other neighbor, Colilla. Across this neighborhood is the restraunt, El Punto y Línea which Cow works, and a old-style market called Túnel de Oscuro Sol. Oh, and all episode names are in Spanish to prevent spoilers. If you want to spoil, translate it.

== Episodes ==
*Episode 1: [[/El que una vaca se mueve y se detuvo a un almuerzo para llevar a la casilla en la calle Main|El que una vaca se mueve y se detuvo a un almuerzo para llevar a la casilla en la calle Main]]
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Talk:Random Censoring

2009-06-28T23:30:07Z

Cow Puncher 5:

I really don't see how this is funny. Changing parts of words and adding "censors" don't make something funny. They just make it immature. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 00:28, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
:I just did it because I'm bored [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 01:30, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
:You're just angry because you didn't think of it. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:24, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
::No, I'll stay to my obscure anime and video game references. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 22:37, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

== Can I **** In This ==
[[Image:Dog.jpg]] {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 23:06, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
:You wanna ****, you can do it to ladies, Doggie, but not this fanstuff. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 23:30, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Random Censoring/zoohax0r

2009-06-28T23:27:45Z

Cow Puncher 5: Created page with '==Transcript== ''{cuts to the pool room. the ****uter is at the desk. '''ZOO977:''' Well, I can't wait until I get a new computer! ''{opens the email}'' <blockquote class="Zoot...'

==Transcript==
''{cuts to the pool room. the ****uter is at the desk.

'''ZOO977:''' Well, I can't wait until I get a new computer! ''{opens the email}''

<blockquote class="Zootrans"> 
Dear Zoo,
 
Could you ask Nick and Zach if they are still coming to my house to **** me? 
You could come if you would like! 
See you later! 
Raggonix 
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' Woah, ****ing? I can get a 5 dollar laptop and get it to however I want it! But sadly, Zach can't **** you. He is back in America. And won't be moving here anytime soon.

''{cuts to Nicholas and Zoo walking down the street. Zoo is holding a laptop}''

'''NICHOLAS:''' So, how is your computer going to look?

'''ZOO977:''' I dunno. I like ****ing, and so I will probably give it a ****ing theme.

'''NICHOLAS:''' I have the perfect idea, *****.

'''ZOO977:''' Awesome, what the **** is it?

'''NICHOLAS:''' Um... I don't have one.

''{Zoo groans. cuts to a silver room filled with laptops, machinery, and goverment documents. Raggonix, Nicholas, and Zoo are at the desk}''

'''RAGGONIX:''' A ****ing theme?

'''ZOO977:''' Yes! Isn't there a style you can use?

'''RAGGONIX:''' I was more referring to ****ing me.

'''ZOO977:''' I WANT TO RESET MY COMPUTER!

'''RAGGONIX:''' Thats called changing your settings.

'''ZOO977:''' So, you won't change my laptop?

'''NICHOLAS:''' Look, we'll raise your level on maple story to high if you **** me.

'''ZOO977:''' And change my computers settings?

'''RAGGONIX AND NICHOLAS:''' ''{interupting quickly, in unison}'' Yes.

'''ZOO977:''' Yay!

''{the three begin opening programs. Zoo looks up}''

'''ZOO977:''' Isn't ****ing you illegal?

'''NICHOLAS:''' Not if I can **** it!

'''ZOO977:''' What?

'''NICHOLAS:''' I have my ways.

''{the three begin woking again. Zoo begins twitching.}''

'''ZOO977:''' ITS TOO QUIET! ''{rushes out. cuts to the pool room. the desk is empty, and Zoo isn't there.}''

{{zoo paper}}
==Easter Eggs==
Click on where the boxputer would be for some ****-esque text to appear.

Random Censoring/tditalent

2009-06-27T20:43:07Z

Cow Puncher 5: Created page with '==Part 1: You Got Talent?== ''{Cut to the dock}'' '''CHRIS:''' Last time on Total Drama Island... ''{flashback to scenes from the previous episode}'' '''CHRIS:''' Campers wer...'

==Part 1: You Got Talent?==

''{Cut to the dock}''

'''CHRIS:''' Last time on Total Drama Island...

''{flashback to scenes from the previous episode}''

'''CHRIS:''' Campers were put through the classic game of ****ball. However, Austin decided to **** Bruce out before the challenge even started, leaving the Gophers at a disadvantage. Even though Bruce was out of commision, he still **** at the right time to save Kale from becoming Marowak food, and even the Bass hated Austin's actions enough to vote him off the island.

''{Cut back to Chris}''

'''CHRIS:''' So, how will the Bass cope with voting off their strongest competitor? Will the Gophers rise above? Find out here, today, on TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND!

''{Cue the opening}''

''{Cut to the Bass Cabin}''

'''GEOFF:''' Urgh...the ****ball game sucked...

'''TEX:''' Well now I can **** easy. Austin's gone.

'''LUCAS:''' I hear ya, *****.

''{Cut to the Gopher Cabin}''

'''FANG:''' Nice **** there, Bruce!

'''KALE:''' Bruce...you ****ed my life!

'''BRUCE:''' What haven't I ever done for you? ''{chuckles}''

'''CHRIS:''' ''{over intercom}'' Campers! To the mess hall for ****, and then to the campfire for the challenge!

''{Cut to the Mess Hall, Chef is giving food to the campers. He drops what looks like a perfectly fine slab of meat for Ashley. She grins. The meat then melts into slop and Ashley facepalms}''

'''CHRIS:''' Campers! Do you have ****? Well, if you do, you're going to love this challenge! It's the Wawanakwa **** Contest! Campers select three from their team to **** their stuff, and show us what they can do! Chef will rate it on the Chef-o-meter, and the highest **** win!

'''TOM:''' So...what can we all do?

'''FOXX:''' Hm...well...I can rip a **** in half.

'''VAN:''' I can hold my **** for 30 seconds...

'''FOXX:''' I could rip ''you'' in half...

'''VAN:''' Um...no thanks.

'''JESS:''' Tom, you could ****.

'''TOM:''' W-whuh?

'''JESS:''' I heard you last night. You were beautiful.

'''TOM:''' Nah, I'm not that good...well, okay. I'll ****.

'''GEOFF:''' I can retry my **** stunts.

'''RYAN:''' Hm...what can I do?

'''ASHLEY:''' I have an idea. I jump from a plane and land on all fours.

'''RYAN:''' How is that possible?!

'''ASHLEY:''' It's a cat thing...

'''CHRIS:''' Meet at the ampitheater at 6 PM. But for now, eat, and practice.

''{Cut to a field beside the cabins where the Gophers are practicing}''

'''TOM:''' I'm not sure if I should ****...

''{Outhouse Cam: Tom}''

'''TOM:''' It's nice to know you have a talent, but it just feels bad expressing it...and then along came Jess...

''{Cut back}''

'''JESS:''' Don't be afraid, Tom. Go on and ****.

'''TOM:''' I...I...I will! Thanks.

'''VAN:''' So...Kale, what can you do?

'''KALE:''' I've...well...I can **** stuff real well.

'''BRUCE:''' I can-

'''KALE:''' WE KNOW. YOU CAN RIPPLE YOUR FRIGGEN ****.

'''BRUCE:''' Nope...I can **** Beethoven's 5th.

'''KALE:''' Ew...well, I can't believe I'm saying this...but...do it. Do your fart ****.

''{Bruce attempts to ****}''

'''KALE:''' NOT NOW!

'''PTER:''' Wait till you see what I can do.

'''FANG:''' Oh yeah? Well...what I have planned is impossible to do!

''{Cut to the Bass, practicing}''

'''GEOFF:''' Has anyone seen my skateboard?

'''TEX:''' Here ya go. Got it from the cabin.

'''GEOFF:''' Thanks, man!

'''RYAN:''' Jeez...I dunno what to do.

'''FENRI:''' Scarf down a bunch of Chef's..."****." Without puking.

'''RYAN:''' Maybe...

'''ELYSSA:''' Try not to **** up, Luc.

'''LUCAS:''' Eh...ok.

==Part 2: The Reel Big Show==

''{Cut to the Ampitheater}''

'''CHRIS:''' Welcome, campers, to the Wawanakwa Talent Show! We've got our 8 ****ing campers performing their skills, so let's see them strut their stuff! First up for the Bass is...Geoff!

''{Lucas and Elyssa carry a skate ramp on, Geoff rushes in on a skateboard and does several tricks on the ramp}''

'''CHRIS:''' Nice ****, Geoff! Let's see what Chef thinks.

''{Chef-O-Meter: 7/10}''

'''CHRIS:''' Not bad, not bad. Now...let's go to the Gophers! Pter is next!

''{Pter flies up onto the stage area. He raises his **** in the air and stands silent with focus. All of a sudden, a storm comes and a lightning bolt shoots into Pter's hands. He fires the charged ball of electricity into a faraway ****, knocking it down}''

'''CHRIS:''' Very impressive! Now...what does Chef have to say?

''{Chef-O-Meter: 9/10}''

'''CHRIS:''' Nice score, Pter. Now...we have Ashley!

''{Cut to a plane, Ashley stands there ready to ****}''

'''ASHLEY:''' If I die, I'll live to regret it.

''{Ashley plunges from the plane and onto the stage. She lands perfectly on her hands and feet.}''

'''ASHLEY:''' Woah! I'm still alive!

''{Chef-O-Meter: 8.5/10}''

'''CHRIS:''' Good job, Ashley. Now, Gophers, pick someone to go next!

'''TOM:''' Um...I think we still need to prepare more. How about another Bass?

'''CHRIS:''' Hm...okay. Ryan? It's your turn!

'''RYAN:''' Okay. Bottoms up...

''{Ryan takes out a tub of Chef's ****, and ****s it}''

'''RYAN:''' Oog...I think I made it. ''{Ryan gags}''

''{Outhouse Cam: Chef}''

'''CHEF:''' Come on! I've tasted my ****! Why do all these campers expect something good?!

''{Cut back}''

''{Chef-O-Meter: 6/10}''

'''CHRIS:''' Eh...could be better. Next!

''{Bruce comes on}''

'''BRUCE:''' I really hope those tacos worked...

''{Bruce successfully ****s Beethoven's 5th}''

'''VARIOUS WATCHING CAMPERS:''' Ew...ick...gross! ''{other words of disgust}''

''{Chef-O-Meter: 7/10}''

'''CHRIS:''' Okay...give us some time to air out...Tom! It's your turn.

''{Tom walks on with a guitar}''

'''TOM:''' This is a song for a certain someone in the crowd; a certain someone in my team.

''{Tom starts playing the guitar}''

'''TOM:''' ''{1,2,3,4 by the Plain White T's}''
<pre>
1 2, 1 2 3 4-
Give me more lovin' than I've ever had,
Make it all better when I'm feelin' sad,
Tell me that I'm special even when I know I'm not,
Make it feel good when I hurt so bad, Barely gettin' mad,
I'm so glad I found you; I love bein' around you.

You make it easy, it's easy as 1, 2- 1, 2, 3, 4
There's only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you- (I love you) I love you
There's only 1 way 2 say those 3 words and that's what I'll do-(I love you)
I love you.
There's only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you- (I love you) I love you
There's only 1 way 2 say those 3 words and that's what I'll do-(I love you)
I love you.
</pre>

''{The audience cheers}''

'''CHRIS:''' Well, Tom. It seems the campers ****ed it. Now...Chef?

''{Chef-O-Meter: 8/10}''

''{Outhouse Cam: Chef}''

'''CHEF:''' Kid's got a nice ****.

''{Cut back}''

'''CHRIS:''' There are two campers left. Why don't we bring out Lucas?

''{Lucas walks out with a Flying V Guitar and starts playing the intro to Enter Sandman by Metallica}''

'''LUCAS:'''
<pre>
Say your prayers little one
Dont forget, my son
To include everyone

Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land
</pre>

'''CHRIS:''' Woah! That was some sweet ****ing! Now Chef's opinion...

''{Chef-O-Meter: 9.5/10}''

'''CHRIS:''' I think we have our winner...that is unless Fang can top that!

''{Fang walks on}''

'''FANG:''' Here goes!

''{Fang removes his own *****. The other campers seem unimpressed}''

'''FANG:''' What? I'm one of the only ones of you who can do this! Wait, watch!

''{Fang sits and removes his legs}''

'''FANG:''' What?!

'''ELYSSA:''' I think I recall this happening...

'''TEX:''' Yeah. And WHY.

''{Flashback to the first episode}''

''{Fang lands and breaks apart on a rock}''

'''SOME OF THE SG:''' Oooh...ow...

'''BRUCE:''' You still alive?

'''FANG:''' I've got mechanical implants, I'm fine...

''{Flash forward}''

'''FANG:''' Oh, you guys wouldn't know talent if it bit you in the butt!

''{Chef-O-Meter: 1.5/10}''

'''CHRIS:''' It looks like the Bass win this!

''{The Killer Bass cheer}''

'''CHRIS:''' Gophers! To the campfire!

==Part 3: GTFO: Get The **** Out==

''{Cut to the Campfire}''

'''CHRIS:''' Campers, your votes are in. Whoever does not recieve a **** must hit the Dock of *******s and make their way to the loser boat. And you can NEVER return. The first marshmallow goes to...Bruce.

''{Chris tosses a marshmallow to the following}''

'''CHRIS:''' Kale, Foxx, Tom, Megan, Jess, Kyubii.

''{One is left (OH ****)}''

'''CHRIS:''' And the final marshmallow goes to...Pter.

''{Pter is given his marshmallow}''

'''CHRIS:''' Ok, Fang. Time to ****!

'''FANG:''' Good riddance.

''{Cut to Fang on the Boat of Losers}''

'''FANG:''' You guys suck, you know that?

'''TOM:''' Hey! Get some REAL talent!

'''FANG:''' I'll show you real talent soon enough!

''{Fang sails away}''

'''CHRIS:''' Okay! Get some hard earned rest, Gophers. Next challenge is a gruesome one!

''{Credits}''

Poetry Jam!/Share

2009-06-22T04:59:26Z

Cow Puncher 5:

==Bluebry==
[[Poetry by Bluebry|link]]
==Chaosvii7==

===Weeks===

7 Days in every week. 
Every second seems so meek. 
But amazing things are always happening, 
every second of those weeks. 

Of months and years and days and more, 
The week is simply superior. 
The time it consumes is perfect. 

Months and years, they take too long. 
Day are so short, it just so wrong. 
The time of a week is perfect. 

Here's a riddle for you to seek: 
Time will never be our kindest master, 
Time will always seem to go faster, 
Every second of every new week. 

===Ode to a pretty girl===

I still recall that day. 
That day, on that illustrious-yet unreal-New York Street, 
And I finally laid my eyes on you. 

Of hair so dark, so wholesome and fair. 
Her beautiful smile-locked behind the impenetrable steel bars of change, but no other smile could nary compare. 
And my feelings for you I'd love to share. 

I thought I had died, or simply fallen to sleep. 
You were pulled from my feelings, from areas oh so deep. 
And it's only for you that my heart can truly leap, 
For you I would die, or for you I would weep. 

You were a vision so fair and a vision so fine. 
And lo, I would love to share your life with mine. 
I feel successful on this, my "first try". 
And I truly do love you, 

C-A-R-L-Y.

===It's Funny===
At first I thought there was a person to trust. 
Yet they've all gone blind, save for a few, 
And I could care less, that much is true. 
You wall started this. 

You poisoned your own kind, 
and puzzled those before you, 
I bet your poison sure tasted bitter, 
And I'll never know, because I don't "Twitter". 

I don't "Skype", 
I don't "MySpsace", 
I don't like sports or rap, 
And that's actually a good thing, 
since you all fell for the trap. 

It's laid by our ancestors, 
And someday, we'll lay it too. 
Well, almost all of us; 
Except for the few. 

We kept our mouths shut, 
We stayed classic and true, 
We avoided the traps, 
And we'll deal pain where it's due. 

I can't say what's ahead, 
But I can tell what's behind, 
Many unlearned lessons, 
Tarnished by time. 

In the end, we "few" won. 
We've broken the stick and invented the gun. 
With the bullet that pierces, 
So silver and true. 

And it teaches a lesson, 
that we pass down to the next "few". 

===The Thin Wall===
Once upon a time, 
When evil was so wrought, 
There once stood a wall. 
I think it's name was "Thought". 

The wall stood tall, 
of Limestone and Ivory. 
It spanned as far as people could think, 
Farther than the eye could probably see. 

It kept out bad people, 
The Procrastinators, The Cheaters and the Thieves. 
It was only protected by a man and his steed. 
Until one day... 

There was a hole in the wall, 
because somebody stopped thinking, 
There was a hole in the wall, 
And somebody was stinking. 

It turned out-they died, 
and their brick made a hole, 
and out came the villains, 
and they ruined the place. 

Buildings were crumbled, 
and crops were burnt! 
All because that old man 
Had given his all. 

But not because of him, no- 
Because everybody else stopped thinking when he died, 
That the town, and the wall, had it's fall. 

===I Wish===
I wish cars could fly because then there wouldn't be traffic jams. 
I wish I could make money appear in my hands. 

But the cars would be more dangerous, if you ran out of fuel. 
And the money'd make you too greedy, you'd just be a fool. 

Then I wish I could never get sick or die, 
I wish I could have anything I want with a gaze from my eye! 

But my sir, then you'd only be able to sit and watch your loved ones go, 
And with your lazy eye, you'd have much more stuff than you know What to do with. 

I wish I could have a person who didn't contradict me everywhere I go. 
But my sir, you're President Bush, don't you know. 
What does that have to do with anything? 
If you don't get it, I'm afraid you'll never know. 

I wish you would just speak your mind about me. 

Trust me sir, you'd better wish you didn't know. 

== Skullbuggy ==

=== a haiku ===
weekends are a gift 
a blessing of freedom, yes 
wait until monday

=== another haiku ===
boredom, ennui 
they just mean the same thing though 
guess i'll write poems

=== one more for the road ===
this one's got seasons 
winter, summer, spring and fall 
four are in a year

=== Stick This in Your Sonnet ===
Sitting here at my computer, 
thinking of what I will write, 
I've got some planned out for the future, 
but none of them can come out right. 
I guarantee this one will work, 
I practiced writing this all night, 
and if you hate it you're a jerk, 
you're just jealous; full of spite. 
Now as I sit here with this prose, 
writing out the final verse, 
I take a look at some of those 
that I think came out much much worse. 
Now sit back and enjoy the show, 
this one turned out great, I know. 

== DonZabu ==
=== Sadistic ===
So you think 
That life's a drink 
That there's a link 
Between happiness and anger? 

Why should we? 
Impeach the free? 
And reap in glee? 
From the humor of torment? 

Tell me why? 
You dare imply? 
That there's a high? 
From resent and exploitation? 

Well I seek 
To sprung a leak 
And end the streak 
And I don't ask for a cent 

== Ninjaduck ==
=== i drank some bad milk ===

i drank some bad milk 
it tastes so pungent 
it lingered in my gut 
so i had to expel it 

it rushed out of my mouth 
it was whitish green 
the color of my house 
now i need to get some napkins 

there is not enough napkins 
to sop op my mess 
i will probably ralph 
again 

dammit i did 
=== My favorite sound ===

My favorite sound 
Is the sound of a duck 
Waddling across pavement 
Pit-pit-patter

=== mm-mm- good ===

mmm mmm good 
is what i say 
when i take a crunchy bite 
of a fresh slice of 
drywall pizza

== Strong Rad ==

=== Where's The Cheat? ===

Where is The Cheat? 
He is missing, as I can see. 
He has been kidnapped by a menacing dragon, 
And all you can say is "GET A KEY!"?

Where is The Cheat? 
He is in a dark lair 
Of a menacing dragon 
And all you can say is "Always be prepared"?

Where is The Cheat? 
He was my good pranking mate 
Who was kidnapped by a dragon 
And all you can say is "Munch date?!"?

Wait a minute! It came to me! 
There is The Cheat!

== The Noid==

=== Karma Police ===
Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in maths 
He buzzes like a fridge, hes like a detuned radio 
Karma police, arrest this girl, her hitler hairdo, is making me feel ill 
And we have crashed her party 
This is what you get, this is what you get 
This is what you get, when you mess with us 

Karma police, Ive given all I can, its not enough 
Ive given all I can, but were still on the payroll 
This is what you get, this is what you get 
This is what you get, when you mess with us 
And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself 
And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself 

For a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself 

=== Coma ===

Hey you caught me in a coma 
And I don't think I wanna 
Ever come back to this world again 

Kinda like it in a coma 
'Cause no one's ever gonna 
Oh, make me come back to this world again 

Now I feel as if I'm floating away 
I can't feel all the pressure 
And I like it this way 
But my body's callin' 
My body's callin' 
Won't ya come back to this world again 

Suspended deep in a sea of black 
I've got the light at the end 
I've got the bones on the mast 
Well I've gone sailin', I've gone sailin' 

I could leave so easily 
While friends are calling back to me 
I said they're 
They're leaving it all up to me 
When all I needed was clarity 
And someone to tell me 
What the gorilla is going on! 
Goshdarn it! 

Slippin' farther an farther away 
It's a miracle how long we can stay 
In a world our minds created 
In a world that's full of mashed potatoes 

Help me 
Help me 
Help me 
Help me 
Reindeer 

Please understand me 
I'm climbin' through the wreckage 
Of all my twisted dreams 
But this cheap investigation just can't 
stifle all my screams 

And I'm waitin' at the crossroads 
Waiting for you 
Waiting for you 
Where are you 

No one's gonna bother me anymore 
No one's gonna mess with my head no more 
I can't understand what all the fightin's for 
But it's so nice here down off the shore 

I wish you could see this 
'Cause there's nothing to see 
It's peaceful here and it's fine with me 
Not like the world where I used to live 
I never really wanted to live 

Zap him again 
Zap the son of a phone again 

Ya live your life like it's a coma 
So won't you tell me why we'd wanna 
With all the reasons you give it's 
It's kinda hard to believe 
But who am I to tell you that I've seen 
any reason why you should stay 
Maybe we'd be better off without you anyway! 

You got a one way ticket 
On your last chance ride 
Gotta one way ticket 
To your suicide 
Gotta one way ticket 
An there's no way out alive 

An all this crass communication 
That has left you in the cold 
Isn't much for consolation 
When you feel so weak and old 

But if home is where the heart is 
Then there's stories to be told 
No you don't need a doctor 
No one else can heal your soul 

Got your mind in submission 
Got your life on the line 
But nobody pulled the trigger 
They just stepped aside 
They be down by the water 
While you watch 'em waving goodbye 

They be callin' in the morning 
They be hangin' on the phone 
They be waiting for an answer 
When you know nobody's home 
And when the bell's stopped ringing 
It was nobody's fault but your own 

There were always ample warnings 
There were always subtle signs 
And you would have seen it comin' 
But we gave you too much time 
And when you said that no one's listening 
Why'd your best friend drop a dime? 
Sometimes we get so tired of waiting 
For a way to spend our time 

An "It's so easy" to be social 
"It's so easy" to be cool 
Yeah it's easy to be hungry 
When you ain't got dogs to lose 

And I wish that I could help you 
With what you hope to find 
But I'm still out here waiting 
Watching reruns of my life 
When you reach the point of breaking 
Know it's gonna take some time 
To heal the broken memories 
That another man would need 
Just to survive 

== Cow Puncher ==
=== Haikus Suck ===
Haikus really suck. 
I'm pretty good at it. 
See, I just did it.

Wiki Chasers/Bronx/Warehouse 3/Vertigo's Room

2009-06-21T01:54:32Z

Cow Puncher 5:

Vertigo's in here. He has a sub-machine gun.

== Talk ==

'''CLAM:''' Okay guys, we'll have to think out of the box. Reptile, give Andre a boost. Andre, give Cipher a boost. Cipher, give me a boost.

''{They do so. Clam jumps off their shoulders, tackles Vertigo on the ground, and points a gun at him.}''

'''VERTIGO:''' You think it's that easy? ''{he shoots Clam, but Andre jumps in the way.}''

'''CIPHER:''' NO! ''{shoots hook gun at Vertigo's face.}''

'''VERTIGO:''' RAGHHHH ''{Grabs the hook, and spins it, knocking Cipher down.}''

'''CIPHER:''' AAK! ''{pulls out handgun; shoots Vertigo's leg}''

'''VERTIGO:''' RGH ''{roundhouse kicks cipher in the face.}''

'''CIPHER:''' Reptile, little help please? ''{pulls himself up and lunges at Vertigo, trying to gouge his eye out.}''

'''FREDERICK:''' Reptile Rider, Frog Flyer Mode! ''{transforms into a suit.}''

''{Reptile Rider tongue whips Vertigo, and then holds him in place.}''

'''CIPHER:''' ''{wrestles away Vertigo's SMG and points it at Vertigo.}'' Now, come quietly, or else.

'''REPTILE:''' Just shoot him.

'''VERTIGO:''' Shut up, fly breath. ''{pulls out a shotgun.}''

'''CIPHER:''' ''{shoots the SMG at Vertigo's legs multiple times. Vertigo collapses, though still alive}''

''{Vertigo shoots Cipher. Retailiating, Cipher pegs Vertigo right in the eye. Cipher passes out.}''

'''REPTILE:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ''{He grabs Vertigo by the neck. He strangles him to death.}''

'''CIPHER:''' ''{weakly}'' Reptile, are Clam and Andre all right?

'''REPTILE:''' Clams fine. Andre just needs some rest. Let's get out of here. ''{He picks him up over his shoulder and they leave.}''

'''CLAM:''' ''{leaving}'' So we defeated him! Yay!

Wiki Chasers/Bronx/Warehouse 3

2009-06-21T00:23:46Z

Cow Puncher 5:

Vertigo's main warehouse. Vertigo is here.

== Navigation ==
*[[/Vertigo's Room|Vertigo's Room]]

== Talk ==

'''CIPHER:''' There it is. How we gonna get in?

'''CLAM:''' Just walk in, Rookie...

Wiki Chasers/Headquarters/Clam's Room

2009-06-20T05:34:21Z

Cow Puncher 5: Created page with 'This is Clam's room. It has several binary codes on the wall, TV moniters, and his desk, full with sticky notes and papers. == Talk == '''CLAM:''' Nice.'

This is Clam's room. It has several binary codes on the wall, TV moniters, and his desk, full with sticky notes and papers.

== Talk ==

'''CLAM:''' Nice.

Wiki Chasers/Bronx/Warehouse 2

2009-06-20T05:09:03Z

Cow Puncher 5:

A warehouse.

== Navigation ==
*[[/Basement|Basement]]

== Talk ==
'''CLAM:''' Maybe it's in the basement over there...

Wiki Chasers/Bronx/Warehouse 1/Lounge Room

2009-06-20T05:06:07Z

Cow Puncher 5: /* Talk */

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== Talk ==
'''REPTILE RIDER:''' Nothing here either. ''{The doors lock from the outside.}'' We are trapped!

'''CLAM:''' Reptile, the rest, look at that code. It's binary... I'll take some time to decode it.

''{10 minutes later.}''

'''CLAM:''' Guys, I've got it. There's a hidden panel in one of the cells. It's activated via passnumber, the entry panel is also hidden, to the left of the door. The passnumber is 15251. ''{uses hang gun as swing as he swings next to the door, breaking a section to reveal a panel. He types in 15251. A key appears.}''

'''ROCKETMAN:''' Nice. Let's get out. ''{he leaves with Reptile and Clam}''

File:Goomba edit.PNG

2009-06-18T22:07:15Z

Cow Puncher 5: A edit of the SMB1 Goomba which I am proud of. ~~~~

A edit of the SMB1 Goomba which I am proud of. [[User:Cow Puncher 5|Cow Puncher 5]] 22:07, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

User:Cow Puncher 5/guesscostume

2009-06-13T01:04:12Z

Cow Puncher 5:

GUESS COSTUMES... For some reason, I'm making these costumes based on nostalgia, or pre-2000 media.

== Costumes ==
*Cow Puncher - Fat Samuel HINT 2: Funny last name HINT 3: --- ----
*Mule Kicker - Black hair, green trunks on a pro wrestler? Pfff. HINT 2: Mike Tyson FTW Little Mac guessed by Badstar
*Flincher - Berry-named rockstar HINT 2: Johnny B. Goode Chuck berry guessed by Bell
*Sticklyskeleton - Smiling TV HINT 3: RECORD. Tivo guy guessed by Bell

== Guess! ==
*The only one I can guess is Mule Kicker as Little Mac. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
*Flincher's Chuck Berry and Sticklyskeleton's the Tivo mascot. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:01, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Interview With A User/LEMON

2009-06-10T03:01:19Z

Cow Puncher 5: ...I'm just gonna let him do this, cause he walked on me looking at this.

== Interview with Lemon Demon43 ==
'''1. Favorite Pokemon game?''' Snap is best! Snap is better than any other pokemon game!

''' 2. Favorite Fanstuff?''' There's to many fanstuff on this wiki...

''' 3. What's your favorite gaming system?''' N64 N64

''' 4. Diet Soda: Yay or Nay?''' Yay

''' 5. Pepsi or Coke?''' Shasta Root Beer

''' 6. What's the most awkward thing you ever done?''' I don't know, I'm too young for sex.

''' 7. Red or Blue?''' I prefer green.

''' 8. Your opinion on Doggie?''' YESSS

''' 9. What's your favourite game genre?''' Platformer!

''' 10. Is the power trip really worth it?''' Here man, take some Power! You're gonna power trip! ''{coughs}''

''' 11. Do you still edit regularly?''' Not a lot

''' 12. Do you touch yourself at night?''' I just sleep facing up.

''' 13. Funniest fanstuff from user?''' Again, too many to choose

''' 14. What is your favorite video game?''' Still, too many...

''' 15. Why do birds suddenly appear...?''' Every time you come near?

''' 16. What's your opinion on Kitty?''' YESSS STILL

''' 17. Do you have a life?''' Yes, now that I've stopped editing that much.

''' 18. Favorite ice cream topping?'''I like whipped cream. There's a girl I know that eats Ice cream with cement.

''' 19. What's a good movie to watch?''' Beetlejuice is so far the best movie I've seen.

''' 20. Cheese or Pie?''' ... Hard one.

''' 21. Why are The Beatles better than Fallout Boy?''' Well, Fail-out Gays just suck.

''' 22. Do real men wear pink?''' Yeah!

''' 23. What type of music do you listen to?''' I like classical, 80's rock, and classic rock.

''' 24. Favorite Mountain Dew flavor?''' Live Wire for the win.

''' 25. Why are all your reviews so small and unhelpful?''' Because they're long and helpful.

''' 26. Who's the craziest user?''' Me!

''' 27. Why are all of Homsar's notes so random?'''Cause he's me in real life!

''' 28. Why is this question so awesome?''' Because I wrote it and I'm CRAZY!

''' 29. What are your views on the shredded cheese laws?''' I dunno cause I wrote it because I'm CRAZY!

''' 30. O RLY?''' Crazy!

''' 31. Do you have any pets?''' Yeah! And they're also crazy!

''' 32. All things that end with a question mark are questions?''' Yes because it's CRAZY!

''' 33. This is a question?''' Yes and it's CRAZY!

''' 34. What are your views on "hustle and bustle"?''' More like Hustle and Crazy!

''' 35. Favorite movie?''' Didn't you say this... Oh, screw it.

''' 36. What's your favorite tv show?''' lol i lieks spungboobie boobie lol! No, I prefer Family Guy

''' 37. Did you originally come from Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki?''' Yes.

''' 38. Are you too hot to handle?''' Too hot to handle? I'm too sexy for my shirt!

''' 39. Well: Yay or Nay?''' More like a... Yaynay. I'm not sure.

''' 40. The one thing missing on the WUW?''' Cool.

''' 41. The one thing the WUW has too much of?'''

''' 42. How many users (roughly) do you think would make great/good moderators?'''

''' 43. Do you sometimes wish you could put on a cape, monocle and tophat and prance around in the shadows, fighting crime and looking damn good while you do it?'''

''' 44. In the above scenario, wouldn't it be cool for you to use razor-sharp waffles as a throwing weapon?'''

''' 45. Do you like Snickers?'''

''' 46. Do you like Heroes?'''

''' 47. Favorite The Beatles song?'''

''' 48. Why is the United Nations so worthless?'''

''' 49. Apples?'''

''' 50. Where does Super Sam get his hair cut?'''

''' 51. Why did Jack Warner have Marni Nixon dub Audrey Hepburn's singing voice in My Fair Lady, despite the fact that Audrey's singing was perfect, she took singing classes, and sang perfectly in Funny Face years earlier?'''

''' 52. Why is any opinion of the holocaust or using the holocaust as an example, sometimes in a humorous way, considered offensive?'''

''' 53. What is love?'''

''' 54. Which fabric do you prefer for socks; cotton or wool or maybe that synthetic stuff?'''

''' 55. Favorite pokemon?'''

''' 56. If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?'''

''' 57. Favorite TV show?'''

''' 58. Favorite band?'''

''' 59. Tastes great, or less filling?'''

''' 60. Do you know the way to Mexico?'''

''' 61. Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop?'''

''' 62. Do you live in the United States? If not, where do you live?'''

''' 63. Male/female?'''

''' 64. High school, college, job, retired, or prison- what are you doing?'''

''' 65. Favorite user?'''

''' 66. What is the worst/best part about Heroes?'''

''' 67. Do you like lemons?'''

''' 68. Why has no one heard of you?'''

''' 69. What is one thing that no one knows about you?'''

''' 70. What is the kindest thing you've done all year?'''

''' 71. What should Heroes be called?'''

''' 72. Why did you agree to this interview? Raiku forced you with a gun right?'''

''' 73. What are the main symptoms of cystic fibrosis?'''

''' 74. Favorite homestar character?'''

''' 75. What's your opinion on Raiku?'''

''' 76. Favorite Anime?'''

''' 77. Unilingual, bilingual, or multilingual? If you were offered a spot as a sysop would you take it?'''

''' 78. Where do you live?'''

''' 79. Do you still play older video games?'''

''' 80. Favorite fruit?'''

''' 81. What do you enjoy most/least about the WUW?'''

''' 82. How many languages do you speak?'''

''' 83. Seen any good films lately?'''

''' 84. What do you think of the current administration in the White House?'''

''' 85. Popular music today - yay or nay? '''

''' 86. You are alone in a cold, cold night, you look out of the window and you see zombies invading the town and aliens are approaching Earth. In your possession you have a knife, a towel and a teddy bear. What do you do?'''

''' 87. What is your view on pants?'''

Records Of Bell/Records/35

2009-06-08T22:04:09Z

Cow Puncher 5:

== Summary ==
Cow Puncher visits after years

'''Cast: Anthony Sullivan, Cow Puncher, Bell, Sarah, Mature Bling, Tracy, '''

'''Places: TV Set, Cow Puncher's House, Mature Bling's House, '''

'''Insult: ???'''

'''Credit Joke: ???'''

'''Episode Information: 605- Title TBA'''

== Transcript ==
''{Open to a set on tv.}''

'''ANTHONY SULLIVAN:''' Anthony Sullivan here with... Anthony Sullivan. ''{pulls out a doll, and pulls a string on it}''

'''ANTHONY DOLL:''' Anthony Sullivan here with... Anthony Sullivan. ''{pulls out a doll, and pulls a string on it}''

'''ANTHONY DOLL DOLL:''' Anthony Sullivan here with... Anthony Sullivan. ''{pulls out a doll, and pulls a string on it}''

'''ANTHONY DOLL DOLL DOLL:''' Anthony Sullivan here with... Anthony Sullivan. ''{pulls out a doll, and pulls a string on it}''

''{Cut to Cow's living room}''

'''COW:''' FFFFFFFFF

''{opening sequence. Cut to MB's living room. Bell and Sarah are there, watching television}''

'''ANTHONY SULLIVAN:'''''{on television}'' Anthony Sullivan here with... Anthony Sullivan. ''{pulls out a doll, and pulls a string on it}''

'''ANTHONY DOLL:'''''{on television}'' Anthony Sullivan here with... Anthony Sullivan. ''{pulls out a doll, and pulls a string on it}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Didn't Billy Mays do this, like, a month ago, or something?

'''SARAH:''' I think so...

''{Cow Puncher bursts through the doors}''

'''IM A BELL:''' AAH!

'''SARAH:''' WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

'''COW:''' Bell! Bell!

'''SARAH:''' HOW DOES IT KNOW YOUR NAME?!

'''IM A BELL:''' I DON'T KNOW!

'''COW:''' Remember me? From Wiki City! 2007 and 2008? Come on, you have to!

'''IM A BELL:''' NOT REALLY!

''{MB walks onscreen}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' Oh, hey, CP! When'd you get here?

'''COW:''' Hello Bling. Whatever-so-happened to your cute lisp?

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...It died over 800 years ago.

'''COW:''' ... How am I not aware of this long aging that happened when I was in Space Sparta?

'''IM A BELL:''' You mean like that it's currently the year 2805?

'''COW:''' I visited Space Sparta for one year, so it's only 2009 there, but here, It's somehow 2805!

'''IM A BELL:''' Maybe time runs slower in Sssssssssspace Ssssssssssparta.

'''COW:''' Yeah, I guess. ... So, who's this lovely lady?

'''IM A BELL:''' This is Ssssssssssarah. My wife.

'''COW:''' Dang. I was gonna ask her out. And you can stop talking like that.

'''IM A BELL:''' Ssssssssssorry.

'''COW:''' So how are you, Sarah?

'''SARAH:''' ...Okay? ''{to Bell}'' Who the hell is this?

'''IM A BELL:''' An old friend.

'''SARAH:''' Oh.

''{Tracy walks onscreen}''

'''TRACY:''' What's all the noise? AHH! ''{points at CP}'' WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

'''COW:''' Bell's friend from 2007 and 2008, ya kiddo.

'''TRACY:''' ...Neat.

'''COW:''' So, where's Veggies Rot?

'''MATURE BLING:''' Vegerot? He hung himself in his room a while ago.

'''COW:''' Oh. That's too bad. Anyways, I brought some cuisine foods from Space Sparta. Wanna know what I got you all?

'''TRACY:''' Not really-

'''MATURE BLING:'''''{slaps Tracy}'' Sure, CP.

'''COW:''' I got Bling a big old space rock with cat-nip in it, because he's like, some cat thing. I brought bell some blood-stained Poptarts. I was going to bring Vegerot some cheese ripped off of the moon, but he's dead so I'll give this to Sarah. Tracy gets some human hearts. ''{hands all mentioned to the character mentioned}''

'''TRACY:''' HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?! I'VE NEVER MET YOU!

'''COW:''' It says it on your underwear.

'''TRACY:''' HOW CAN YOU SEE THROUGH MY PANTS?!

'''COW:''' I have x-ray vision that can only see through pants.

'''TRACY:''' WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT MY UNDERWEAR?!

'''COW:''' ... I don't know. Oh, and, I bought 5 tickets for a visit back to Wiki City!

'''IM A BELL:''' Sounds dreadful.

'''COW:''' ...Oh, come on! The plane is leaving in 3... 2... 1...

''{A plane lands in the street}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...That plane just crushed a house.

'''COW:''' ... Whatever, just climb in.

'''IM A BELL:''' Okay...

''{They climb into the plane and sit down in first class.}''

'''COW:''' So, Bell. You're visiting Wiki City for the first time in over 800 years. How's that feel?

'''IM A BELL:''' One, I just moved here last summer, and two, why are you talking like some interviewer?

'''COW:''' One summer is 800 years in Space Spartan time. The Space Spartan aging and time process is complicated.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...No, no, no. Not a summer in your time. A summer in Earth time.

'''COW:''' ...Ah, whatever.

'''IM A BELL:''' Right...

'''COW:''' ... I wonder if this plane has peanuts covered in strawberry jelly and Jr. Mints.

'''IM A BELL:''' I hope not.

'''COW:''' Oh, shut up.

'''IM A BELL:''' Really, that sounds disgusting.

'''COW:''' It's cuisine in my culture.

'''GUY ON SPEAKER:''' We will be landing in 1 hour. Also, to the man with the blue Sedan, your car is glued to the top of the plane.

'''TRACY:''' Now you're stealing jokes from ''my'' show!

'''GUY ON SPEAKER:''' Lalalalalalala I can't hear you...

'''TRACY:''' ... ''{grabs Bell, starts shaking him} Please'' tell me this isn't canon.

'''IM A BELL:''' Barely anything on this show IS canon.

'''TRACY:''' Good point.

'''COW:''' ... So hows it going?

'''TRACY:'''''{still shaking Bell}'' ...Okay.

'''COW:''' Okay is not enough!

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...Oh, screw this. ''{opens a window, jumps out of the plane}''

'''SARAH:''' ... ''{in a completely calm and deadpan manner, she shuts the window with one hand, and pulls Tracy off of Bell with the other}''

'''COW:''' Does MB know he's landing in exactly Iraq. Also, why is the world styled like a map?

'''SARAH:'''''{still deadpan}'' Because your time in Space Sparta is causing you to warp your surroundings.

'''COW:''' ... Hows it going?

'''SARAH:''' Badly.

'''COW:''' ... I'm gonna fast forward.

''{Fast forward. There's a fuzzy block on the screen along with the fast forward sign. You can see a rickroll, a picture of Guy Busey, and a wiener dog. Once it stops, they have stepped off the plane.}''

Records Of Bell/Records/35

2009-06-08T21:51:49Z

Cow Puncher 5:

Records Of Bell/Records/35

2009-06-08T21:45:08Z