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2015-06-01T19:36:32Z

Conchris:

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Conshow

2015-06-01T19:35:41Z

Conchris: /* Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit */

[[Image:Conshowimage.png|thumb|"Yeah, we're serious business"]]
{{profanity|words=foul language, comedic violence, and HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD! There is no hyper-realistic blood...}}
== The Premise? ==
Five people get together to do stuff in a city. The goal? To revive one of the greatest text fictions of all time! They failed, now witness the failure... CONSHOW!!

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<big><big><center>Previous Premises</center></big></big>
One day, Conchris got tired of checking his emails and so decided to dabble in show business. The goal? To successfully make a good Wiki User Show. He did, and now you can watch Conchris and the "Concrew" as they go on adventures... and not-adventures.
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One man creates a WUS for the WUW. The goal? To create one of the most successful Wiki User Shows (or whatever, lulz) of all time! He's working on that.

'''CONCHRIS:''' And soon he jumped on the bandwagon and went into Bandwagon-ville and lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER! The end.

What? That's it, you're no longer going to represent me anymore.

'''CONCHRIS:''' But... but... remember the good times...

...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh, we didn't.

Ah screw it, you can stay... for now.

'''CONCHRIS:''' YES!
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One boy writes a WUE on the HRFWiki. The goal? To create the most successful WUE of all time. He succeeded. But he wanted a spin-off show where he could write without the email show format, this slowly emerged as Conshow. He then jumped on the bandwagon and went off to bandwagon-ville and spent a happy life for the rest of his life, The End.

'''CRUROAR:''' Wait, that never happened.

'''CONCHRIS:''' It so did! The author told me!

'''CRUROAR:''' Whatever.

Welcome to the Conshow, where it is a direct spin-off of Con_email.wue! Also, I won't be tied down by using emails to advance plots, which means I can finally develop characters fully without using the stupid one or two not quites an email rule.
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[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|'''CONCHRIS:''' I still cannot believe that people in the past really liked us. 
'''JAKE:''' There's still people who like us now! 
'''KATIE:''' Only a small handful... I think. 
'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, shoot. Still though, this award brings back memories... 
''Fanstuff of the Fortnight Winner of August 15th to September 1st'']]
== Readisodes ==
''Skip to:
:[[Conshow#Season 1 - Character Episodes|Season 1: Characters in the limelight]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question.|Season 2: The one with the episodes with the number "2" in their names]]
:[[Conshow#Season 3 - And now for something completely different... |Season 3: Something completely different.]]
:[[Conshow#Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots|Season 4: They're totally in space!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo!|Season 5: Characters, revisited!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!|Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit|Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit]]

'''JAKE:''' I'm still not sure why these are called "Readisodes".

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, they're called Readisodes because... you read them, and they're episodes!

'''JAKE:''' ''{sarcastic tone}'' Oh wow! Everything makes so much sense now!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{rolls eyes}'' Yeah, yeah, don't praise me all at once...

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*'''Bolded''' episodes are season openings and endings. 
*''Italicised'' episode names are predicted episodes. They usually come with a predicted description. They may change at any time.
*'''''Bolded+Italicised''''' are milestone episodes, which are 25, 50, 75 and 100.

=== Season 1 - Character Episodes ===
''This season was based around the characters and had to be themed around them. This introduced the characters to the audience before the real fun begins and helps to settle the grounds of which they are on.''

*'''Episode 1:''' [[/1|Private Conchris' Pilot Clubs Episode]] - Conchris, Cruroar and Cieeia start a three-man show... er.. a two-man one-woman show...
*Episode 2: [[/2|Time waits for Chrionroar]] - Chrionroar suddenly discovers the ability to stop time, but what happens when he abuses it?
*Episode 3: [[/3|Make way for Cieeia!]] - Cruroar has gone missing! Conchris couldn't care less. Who else would save him from Sirhcnoc?
*Episode 4: [[/4rewrite|Cruroar and the Stones of Power]] - Cruroar goes out to search for the Stones of Power with Conchris. Cieeia tries to look after the house despite the crazy happenings. - [[/4|Original Episode]]
*Episode 5: [[/5|Forest in: Robot Wars]] - Forest enters a robot tournament to buy a new sledgehammer with which to hit Chrionroar over the head with. Conchris tries to prevent Forest from doing so.
*Episode 6: [[/6|Greg's Excellent Adventure]] - Sirhcnoc calls for a vacation for all of his minions because he needs time off. Greg takes advantage of this by going to the beach, but everything that could possibly go wrong for him, probably did.
*Episode 7: [[/7|Aria's Revenge]] - Aria, sick of not having enough screen time, decides to try and kill off Cieeia. Will she succeed in this deadly deed? Maybe not.
*Episode 8: [[/8|Clark's Boring Life]] - Clark guides us through his daily boring life, or at least it is. Meanwhile, Forest is ticked off at Conchris for something.
*Episode 9: [[/9|The Kids in: Revenge]] - The Kids from Episode 5 are back with a vengeance! They want revenge because Chrionroar ruined their winning spree, so they challenge him to a kid's race. Will he win?
*'''Episode 10:''' [[/10|Sirhcnoc's Smooth Moves]] - Sirhcnoc summons an army of wild animals and undead to try and destroy Wikity, Cieeia gets kidnapped and Conchris is in a battle of a lifetime!

=== Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question. ===
''Season 2 is when the real Conshow kicks off, despite the crap being here and there in this season.''

*'''Episode 11:''' [[/11|2ba]] - ''When a band named "2ba" rolls into town, they instantly become big hits! But Cruroar isn't convinced.''
*Episode 12: [[/12|Pleased 2 Meet You]] - ''In a rather generic plot, Chrionroar's father and mother move into Wikity to see their son. Will wackyness ensue? Probably.''
*Episode 13: [[/13|The Unlucky Episode 2: There is no prequel!]] - It is somehow Friday the 13th in Wikity. Conchris and company try to avoid getting bad luck... except that Chrionroar acquires a million leaf clover. What would happen?
*Episode 14: [[/14|You're 2 Slow?]] - Conchris invents another time watch, but this one can slow down time! Again, Chrionroar gets his hands on it, what would happen in this so totally not done before episode? - Not what you may think.
*Episode 15: [[/15|10 divided by 2: Halfway There!]] - After a small lapse of fillers, Conchris thinks that it is a good idea to move the gang to the desert where they find an ancient pyramid. Generic pyramid searching hijinks ensue.
*Episode 16: [[/16|2 Stupid Idiots]] - Conchris goes on a holiday for a day and Chrionroar and Forest go on a crazy referential adventure of not so epic proportions.
*Episode 17: [[/17|2 Much Violence]] - Conchris and company find out the cause for their actions being toned down somehow.
*Episode 18: [[/18|2 Many Heroes]] - A superhero by the name of Captain Awesometon visits Wikity and instantly becomes the city's hero and he takes all the credit for Conchris and Company's work. Will they get vengeance? Find out here! - Contains God-like super<s>villain</s>hero!
*Episode 19: [[/19|2 Sides of a Coin]] - Cruroar does something that makes Cieeia incredibly upset. What happens when she leaves and a new minion called "Aieeic" appears under Sirhcnoc's command?
*'''Episode 20:''' [[/20|Season 2 Finale]] - Continued from Episode 19, Conchris and Cruroar head towards Sirhcnoc with some figures following them. Is Sirhcnoc really behind the cause that made Cieeia switch sides in a rage?

=== Season 3 - And now for something completely different... ===
''This season is the one and only season that does not contain a theme... at all. It is also the first season where vidja (sic) game references are prominent.''

*'''Episode 21''' - [[Conshow/21|This is a VOLCANO!]] - From Episode 20, Conchris moves the gang into a volcano. But what happens when they get too comfortable with their surroundings?
*Episode 22 - [[Conshow/22|La-Conchana]] - Conchris takes Cruroar and Cieeia on a journey into the jungle that somehow appeared next to Wikity, they discover a temple. Will they come out with treasure, or just plain old nothing?
*Episode 23 - [[Conshow/23|Underworld Cave 3]] - The mayor of Wikity has banished Conchris and the gang to the caves! Apparently, they weren't the first ones. Will they ever get out?
*Episode 24 - [[Conshow/24|The Attack of the Rugby Robots and Quizzes]] - Sirhcnoc sends out a small army of robots to kidnap Conchris and Cruroar. Conchris is forced to play Rugby against his own will and Cruroar is asked to do stupid trivia questions.
*'''''Episode 25''''' - [[Conshow/25|Outlaws Part I]] - The mayor kicks Conchris and company out of Wikity and tells them that if they come within one hundred feet of Wikity, they will explode into a ka-jillion pieces. So they go out on the run because some person placed a bounty on their heads. What happens next?
*Episode 26 - [[Conshow/26|Outlaws Part II]] - Conchris and company get adjusted to their surroundings and try to get on with their lives, but what happens when they're found out?
*Episode 27 - [[Conshow/27|Dollarama]] - Conchris is turned into a doll! Cruroar and Cieeia look for the cause! Also, Sirhcnoc became one! Will an epic fight ensue? Nah, forget epic fights.
*Episode 28 - [[Conshow/28rewrite|Charactera]] - Cruroar and Cieeia want to be alone, so they try and get away. Meanwhile, Sirhcnoc is building a heat ray that he will use to terrorise Wikity with. - [[Conshow/28|Original Episode]]
*Episode 29 - [[Conshow/29|Cruroar & Cieeia: Partners In Crime?]] - Alternative Universe Cruroar and Cieeia find a way to this universe's Wikity! They cause havoc and Cruroar and Cieeia get the blame! Is Chrionroar an effective lawyer? How can Conchris and Forest deal with the troublesome duo?
*'''Episode 30''' - [[Conshow/30|No More Heroes?! The Last Hope!!]] - Something happens.

=== Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots ===
''Season 4 places Conchris and company into a not very original place of space! It then sends them on insane space-like adventures. The episodes get more insane as time goes on, leading up to Episode 50, a big milestone in this show's career as a WUS.''

*'''Episode 31''' - [[Conshow/31|Break Time for the idiots]] - To take a small break from the continuity, Cieeia tells a small story on how she met the gang. Also, the writer sells how terrible it was on wBay. - Filler Episode #1
*Episode 32 - [[Conshow/32|Space Invaders: The Idiots Are Back!]] - Sirhcnoc decides that toying with Conchris and the gang is enough, he decides to send the Yffulf to abduct them and imprison them on their planet.
*Episode 33 - [[Conshow/33|Onion Men aren't Idiots]] - Conchris and the gang end up on a strange planet inhabited by Onion people, little did they know that they too will become one of them if they stay too long. Meanwhile, Chrionroar is on the most craziest adventure yet!
*Episode 34 - [[Conshow/34|In Space, Idiots can hear you scream]] - Conchris and the crew continue their search for home but they are set upon by space pirates! Where are they going to be led in this exciting episode?! Also, Chrionroar is still on his epic adventure.
*Episode 35 - [[Conshow/35|Idiots: A Space Mystery]] - Some alien dude was murdered! Conchris and the gang are dragged into this murder mystery. As always, remember the butler has always done it.
*Episode 36 - [[Conshow/36|The Idiot's Castle]] - From Episode 35, Conchris (who got equipped with Forest Armour) decides to poke into the strange castle. Also, Cruroar and company have similar problems.
*Episode 37 - [[Conshow/37|The Planet of the Idiotic Emoticons]] - Conchris and company find themselves on a planet full of emoticons! Meanwhile, Chrionroar and company do stuff.
*Episode 38 - [[Conshow/38|Forgotten Characters Episode 1: Nobody Likes Us Idiots!]] - Chrionroar and company try to make do without Conchris, Cruroar or even Cieeia. Meanwhile, Conchris is busy doing something... STOP! IT'S THE FUN POLICE!
*Episode 39 - [[Conshow/39|R.A.S.F: The idiots are done for!]] - Rebels Against Sirhcnoc's Forces finds Conchris and company and picks them up on their mobile planet whilst they were sleeping. What crazy shenanigans can they get up to?
*Episode 40 - [[Conshow/40|Forest's Idiotic Revenge]] - Forest is sick and tired of staying inactive for the season and gets Nydara to switch her on again. This results in bloodshed not fit for little babies.
*Episode 41 - [[Conshow/41|Meet the Idiots... again]] - Conchris somehow finds a video file stored in Forest's hard drive, he then plays it. - Filler Episode #2
*Episode 42 - [[Conshow/42|Super Seizure Land 420: The Idiots!]] - Conchris and company gets teleported into a game on accident. They have to make their way to the Castle of Grave Danger and defeat The Big Bad once and for all? Who wrote this plot? Chrionroar?
*Episode 43 - [[Conshow/43|Chrionroar's Super Special Awesome Yet Idiotic Adventure!]] - Chrionroar and company take over the episode due to Conchris and company's reluctance to do anything interesting.
*Episode 44 - [[Conshow/44|Once upon a time, there were idiots...]] - Conchris and company decide to leave the base in search of a way back... and suddenly end up in a strange world fit for fairy tales... how can they survive?
*Episode 45 - [[Conshow/45|The Idiots of Wikity!]] - Conchris plays another video file, despite the other's chagrin. The video file contains the revealing of Sirhcnoc and Greg and the Forest Girder accident - Filler Episode #3
*Episode 46 - [[Conshow/46|Why Space Pirates can be Idiots...]] - Space pirates can be idiots, they accidentally throw out a crystal of divine power and it fell into the hands of John the Yffulf. He then goes mad with power. What can Conchris and company do to quell his rage?
*Episode 47 - [[Conshow/47|Xavian's Stupid Raid]] - Xavian's crew finally pinpoints the location of Conchris and company and Xavian decides to pay them a little "visit". What can Conchris and company do to fight off the inevitable invasion?!
*Episode 48 - [[Conshow/48|Conchris' Brilliantly Stupid Plan]] - Conchris decides to use a remote to activate a robot back on Earth, minor shenanigans ensue.
*Episode 49 - [[Conshow/49|Xavianshow, stupidheads!]] - Xavian steals the screen time from Conchris and decides to take over the Conshow for an episode. What will happen?
*'''''EPISODE 50''''' - [[Conshow/50|Idiotic Space Idiots]] - It will involve the mobile planet... and Xavian... and Forest somehow... - WARNING! Page size may break browser! - [[Conshow/50/split1|Acts 1 and 2]]|[[Conshow/50/split2|Acts 3 and Ending]]

=== Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo! ===
''Gear up because Conches and his crew has resumed their normal lives! What exciting (and not so exciting) adventures will they have?''
*'''Episode 51:''' [[Conshow/51|Obey Sirhcnoc! Destroy stuff!]] - ''Sirhcnoc decides to <s>destroy the world</s> take over the T.V station in a bid to get more <s>slaves</s> temporary workers after the last episode completely drained his supply of <s>slaves</s> workers.''
*Episode 52: [[Conshow/52|Conchris' New Hobby]] - ''Conchris invests in a shovel and a treasure detector and starts to hunt for treasure, he comes upon a few traps along the way but ends up with a small fortune. However, what happens when his hobby begins to consume him?'' - [[Conshow/52/original|Original episode]]
*Episode 53: [[Conshow/53|Cruroar and the Generic Haunted House]] - ''A haunted house appears on a hill, several weeks late. In a game of Truth or Dare, Conchris dares Cruroar to stay at the Generic Haunted House for a day... without leaving... at all... but what evil entity haunts the place? I'm betting that it is a ghost out for revenge, what do you think it will be?''
*Episode 54: [[Conshow/54|Chrionroar and Forest's not very interesting Adventure]] - ''Chrionroar stumbles upon the Dimensional Traveller and is suddenly sent to the Hammerspace Dimension. Forest somehow stumbles into Hammerspace as well. They must work together to get out of Hammerspace, but is violence REALLY the answer in this dimension?'' - In progress!
*Episode 55: [[Conshow/55|The Future is the Futuriest]] - ''How's about a clichéd scenario? Conchris finds an old Future Teller and gets it to tell the cast about their futures.''
*Episode 56: [[Conshow/56|Conshow: A Haiku]] - ''An episode with/lines written in haiku. Is/Not a good idea?''
*Episode 57: [[Conshow/57|Sarry Bcott and the Diamon Towell]] - ''Sarry Bcott becomes bankrupt thanks to recession. He attempts to make money and hears of a mysterious persifact called "Diamon Towell". Meanwhile, Conchris locks everyone out of his house and has trouble finding the key.''
*Episode 58: [[Conshow/58|Cieeia Goldilin: The Fight of the Episode!]] - ''Today on Die: Wikity Edition...'' - [[Conshow/58old|Original]]
*Episode 59: [[Conshow/59|Chrionroar's Interlude of Silliness]] - ''Chrionroar is given author powers by the writer for a few days... what will happen? Also, why does he have two episodes? Well... {CONNECTION INTERRUPTED}''
*'''''Episode 60:''''' [[Conshow/60|Conshow's Last Stand]] - ''The End...''

=== Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again! ===
*'''''Episode 61:''''' [[Conshow/61|Conshow: Nuts and Bolts]] - ''A reboot just like that Banjo game, except without cars, or planes, or boats... so, not like that Banjo game...''
*Episode 62: [[Conshow/62|Into the Swing of Things]] - ''Conchris attempts to get back into the swing of things by doing what he's known to do: inventing. Jake is not happy about this.''
*Episode 63: [[Conshow/63|Bolted Up]] - ''Completely unrelated to the episode title, Conchris and company go out to find a new antagonist, until they get a surprise visit from an old nemesis...''
*Episode 64: [[Conshow/64|Conshow Clip Show]] - ''It's a clip show looking back on the less finer things in life.''
*Episode 65: [[Conshow/65|The Day The Net Took Over]] - ''One of Conchris's inventions malfunctions, breaking the fourth wall and leaking internet all over Reedsen! What kind of wacky (used loosely) situations will our gang get into?''
*Episode 66: [[Conshow/66|Gift Shop Guy by Day...]] - ''Clark is in need of a new sidekick, and thus goes under the guise of Clark the Gift Shop Guy to procure one!''
*Episode 67: [[Conshow/67|We Want Our Idiot Back!]] - ''Chrionroar Encounter! He wants to come back?!''
*Episode 68: [[Conshow/68|A Typical Monster Attack]] - ''We interrupt the broadcast of the Conshow to bring you something completely different.''
*Episode 69: [[Conshow/69|The Ameotian Terror]] - ''Conchris and Clark encounter a giant killer dinosaur hellbent on destroying all that they know and loved. Will the power of friendship and teamwork save the day? Probably not.''
*'''Episode 70:''' [[Conshow/70|Can See The Forest For The Trees]] - ''Just who is this Metal Maiden? Are Katie, Jake, Aria, and Mr. Person going to escape their paparazzi fate?! Stay tuned!''

=== Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit ===
*'''Episode 71:''' [[Conshow/71|Clark's Gift Job]] - ''Jake needs a new job, will he get one?''
* Episode 72: [[Conshow/72|From Hero to Ineffectual Villain]] - ''Conchris and Clark swap roles for a week, who will prove to be the best at each other's roles? My bet's on the dog.''
* Episode 73: [[Conshow/73|Do You Wanna Build A Death Ray?]] - ''Clark, due to his inactivity in his villainous pursuits, has to contend with a new villain on the block. '''Part 1 of 2''' ''
* Episode 74: [[Conshow/74|It Doesn't Have To Be A Death Ray]] - ''Clarice manages to kidnap the heroes and holds them for ransom! It's up to Clark to save them!'' '''Part 2 of 2'''
* '''''Episode 75:''''' [[Conshow/75|Insert Coin To Continue]] - ''No summary due to spoilers.
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=== Non-Canon Episodes ===
''These episodes are considered non-canon and usually ignore what is going on in the canon plots.'' 
*Episode 509 - [[/509'd|Server has no bandwidth]]
*Episode Six Hundred and Sixty Five - [[/harhar|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 1 - Halloween]]
*Episode Two Hundred and Fifty-One Thousand Two Hundred and Eight - [[/christmas|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 2 - A Creepy Christmas]]
*Episode Two Hundred and Fifty-One Thousand Two Hundred and Fourteen - [[/christmas2|Conshow Christmas Shorts - 2014]]

== Other Pages ==
'''CRUROAR:''' Other pages? What is this, a mini-wiki on this particular text fiction?!

*[[/Characters|Characters]] - Check the characters out here!
*[[/Mechanisms|Mechanisms]] - A list of mechanical items encountered throughout the WUS.
*[[/Discarded Material (amongst other stuff)|Discarded Material (and other stuff)]] - What scripts were trashed and what episodes did I write the outlines for?
*[[/Places|Conshow Place Guide]] - What places exist? Find out here!
*[[/Running Gags|Running Gags]] - What gag occurs often? Find out her-''{shot}''
*[[/PlayingFavourites|Conshow's Character Polls]] - Who is the most popular character on this particular Wiki User Show? You decide!
*[[/IntrosandCredits|Intros and Credits]] - What started and ended each season's episode? Find out here!

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Conshow/74

2015-06-01T19:31:56Z

Conchris:

== Summary ==
''Clarice intends to hold Conchris and pals for hostage, offering the mayor of Reedsen a very expensive ransom. Meanwhile, Clark decides to take matters into his own hands and goes out in search of minions that would follow his every command.''

== Transcript ==

''{Intro}''

''{Open: Ominous Fortress - Dining Room, Conchris and friends are tied to chairs around the table}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Y'know, when I heard the words tea and party, this isn't exactly what I was expecting.

'''CLARICE:''' Maybe you should probably think twice before accepting a nice lady's invitation to a tea party in her OMINOUS FORTRESS OF OMINOUSITY! ''{poses in an exaggeratedly evil manner}''

''{beat}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ...that's not what I was on about. I was more on about the ropes? I didn't know you were in bonda--

''{Clarice pulls a lever and Conchris, chair and all, disappears.}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' WAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

''{Beat}''

'''CLARICE:''' ...anyone ''else'' want to question my motives?

'''JAKE:''' Uh, yeah. I'd like to question you. ''{disappears under the table for a moment before coming back up with glasses and a sheet of paper}'' First of all, I'd like to know... why'd you invite us to a tea party in the first place if the first thing you do was kidnap us?

'''CLARICE:''' Do you really think I'm going to answer that?

'''JAKE:''' Well... I was kind of hoping that you wo--

'''CLARICE:''' To hold you guys for ransom! ''{pulls out a remote, pointed to a screen, as she presses it, several pictures are seen (in order): The logo for Reedsen Network, Conshow's logo, a picture of Jake asleep on the couch, the world with $$$ signs above it, and a picture of Clarice's face mid-evil laughter}'' Because you guys somehow manage to save the day whenever evil is afoot, I've decided to capture you guys and use you to extort money from the government itself! Without any proper funding, the network will have to shut down and you will be unemployed! Again! And then I'll take over the world by buying out each and every country with my hard earned gains, and it shall be GLORIOUS! Wahahahahahahaha!

'''JAKE:''' Uh... huh... except you're missing one fatal thing...

'''CLARICE:''' And dare I ask, what, dear not-minion?

'''JAKE:''' Well... you see, we're not the most popular show on the netw--

''{Clarice pulls the lever and Jake disappears in the same manner as Conchris}''

'''CLARICE:''' Any other stupid questions?

'''KATIE:''' Is Jake and Conches going to be ok--

''{Katie disappears... just like the other two before her}''

'''CLARICE:''' Right... now off to the studio! I've got demands to make!

'''HENCHMAN:''' Yes, ma'am!

''{Cut: Clark's Gift Shop, Clark is hunched over the counter, looking lost in thought}''

'''CLARK:''' ''{sighs}'' Where did I go wrong? Was it because I wasn't trying to kill them hard enough? Or is it because this show is poorly written? ''{shrugs}'' Probably the latter. ''{sighs}''

''{Clark rubs his chin in thought before a lightbulb appears above his head}''

'''CLARK:''' I think I just got an idea! ''{looks up to see the lightbulb and snatches it from the air before chomping on it, chewing, and then spitting it out}'' Bleh... why'd those aliens think lightbulbs were so tasty back in the days? That is so 2010.

''{Cut: Reedsen Studios, Clarice and her henchmen blow down the front door with an explosive, the henchmen are armed with machine guns}''

'''CLARICE:''' Alright, nobody move! I'm here for the studio space!

'''DESK CLERK:''' Well, uh, w-we have a spare st-studio u-up on Floor Thr--

''{The desk clerk is vaporised by Clarice, who pulled out a laser gun}''

'''CLARICE:''' Good enough. Minions! Let's broadcast our control of the entire Reedsen network and then, when we're done, we can use the money from ad revenue to buy out the other networks, and then we can take over the world! Wahahahahahaha!

''{Clark pops up from behind the counter, confusing Clarice}''

'''CLARK:''' Uh... yeah... I'm pretty sure I did that bef-- ''{is suddenly stopped by Clarice grabbing him by the collar}''

'''CLARICE:''' You're not even supposed to be in this scene! ''{throws Clark off-screen}'' Now, where was I? Oh yes! Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

''{Cut: Reedsen Mall, Clark is milling around until he walks past a bunch of TVs, that were showing off the exact same scene and then switches out for Clarice. Clark stops and takes a few steps back}''

'''CLARK:''' Oh god! How cliché and expected!

'''CLARICE:''' Dearest citizens of Reedsen city, I have captured your pathetic excuses for TV show characters and am holding them hostage for... ''{looks off-camera}'' How much? ''{incoherent mumbling}'' Oh! ''{looks back at the camera}'' One trillion dollars!

'''CLARK:''' ONE TRILLION DOLLARS?!

'''CLARICE:''' Yes... ONE trillion dollars and not a cent less, unless you'd like for your gang of stupid, dumb, moronic ('''JAKE:''' Hey!), ugly and pathetic excuses for comedians to take a nice little... ''{the camera on the TV cuts to a scene of Conchris, Jake, and Katie suspended in a cage above a pool of sharks}'' ...''bath''. Wahahahahahahaha!

'''CLARK:''' Hey! Those are ''my'' heroes you're trying to kill!

'''CLARICE:''' Oh, and Clark, if you're watching this, you're a butt. Ta-ta! ''{The tvs inexplicably shut off}''

'''CLARK:''' Hey! ''{beat}'' I'm a moron, not a butt!

''{Clark begins to pace back and forth}''

'''CLARK:''' I guess that means I'll have to rescue these fools, but how? I don't have any minions and...

''{Clark stops, looking over to the left. The camera pans to reveal what he's looking at. Mr. Convenient's Minion Emporium}''

'''CLARK:''' Of course! ''{The camera suddenly swipes to the right, revealing Clark going into Bob's Hardware Store}'' I'll make my own minions!

''{Cut: Clarice's studio. The namesake of the studio is staring smugly at the trio, Jake and Katie clinging to each other for dear life}''

'''CLARICE:''' So... any last words?

'''CONCHRIS:''' You're going to kill us? Right after the broadcast? Really?

'''CLARICE:''' Well, I wasn't exactly known for playing fair. ''{grasps the lever}'' Fare-thee-well, Conshow, you shall not be miss-- ''{an explosion occurs off-screen, knocking her off-balance}'' Oh what the?!

''{The camera swoops over to reveal Clark, backed up by an army of small metallic humanoid minions, four of which seem to be holding a rocket launcher with one manning it}''

'''CLARK:''' Looks like your show is cancelled! ''{fist pumps}'' Yessssssssss, I did it! I got my witty one-liner right!

'''CLARICE:''' Uh... ''{takes a villainous pose}'' You fool! These heroes are ''mine'' to destroy! You are just too late!

'''CLARK:''' Oh yeah? Well... ''{puts on a smug look, pulling out a sheet of paper}'' look at this!

''{The paper reads:
<pre>Villain's Council - Reedsen Branch - xxth May 20xx
Certificate of Villainous Authentication

I hereby declare that, in spite of recent non-villainous actions, I, Dr Grelschpelt, grant one Clark Grefter the right to cause chaos and destruction within the city limits belonging to the Council of Reedsen.
Due to the binding nature of this document, I also hereby declare that all actions made by villains on this turf is grounds for court actions which may result in
death, decapitation, recapitation, torture, forced watching of the currently most hated show at the time of the action, and more besides.</pre>

'''CLARICE:''' What?! But how! I was just given the job yesterday!

'''CLARK:''' Let's just say that I had a repeal... because, did you know? I had to make a profit so I can make my ''own'' minions. Every bucket of bolts, every last screwhead is mine to control, and now that I have my army of minions, made from Bob's Hardware Store. I can finally reassert my place as the top dog of this city!

'''CLARICE:''' Over my dead body!

'''CLARK:''' Gladly.

''{Clark and his army of robots charge into the studio, with him swinging the first punch at Clarice, which barely misses her and which she counters with one of her own, knocking the villainous man back into a wall. He picks himself up, glaring at her as he takes a wide kick to her face, knocking her down onto the ground.}''

'''CLARICE:''' Argh... that hurt!

''{Clarice waits until Clark takes a few steps closer before kicking him, nudging him back into the lever, that clicks as he pushes it back}''

'''CLARK:''' Wuh-oh...

''{The cage starts moving down, slowly, towards the sharks}''

'''JAKE:''' Don't worry about us, Clark! Just focus on defeating the boss!

'''CLARK:''' Thanks! I will!

''{Clark stands, disappearing over the edge, sounds of fighting can be heard from above}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh shit, I didn't think he'd agree with you!

'''KATIE:''' Maybe you shouldn't try reverse psychology...

'''JAKE:''' I know... but the reference was so tempting.

''{The camera cuts back to Clark and Clarice, Clark gaining the upper hand}''

'''CLARICE:''' Argh... you're tougher than you look, I'll give you that.

'''CLARK:''' Why thank you, I've been traini-- ''{Clarice grabs his throat}'' ACK!

'''CLARICE:''' Do you honestly expect to believe that I would compliment ''you''?!

'''CLARK:''' I -- AGH -- DID -- ACK!

'''CLARICE:''' ''{drags Clark over to the shark pit, dangling him precariously over the edge}'' So, Clark, any last words?

''{Beat}''

'''CLARK:''' Duck. ''{bows his head}''

'''CLARICE:''' Wha? ''{turns around to see a robotic claw headed towards her, smacking her in the face and tasing her, forcing her to let go of Clark as she topples to the floor}''

''{Clark hangs loosely on the edge, pulling himself up and pulling the lever back into position}''

'''CLARK:''' And... that's why... you always fight dirty...

''{Conchris, Jake, and Katie come back up in the cage, their clothes partially ravaged and soaked}''

'''JAKE:''' You took your sweet time. Can we go home no--

'''CLARK:''' YOU'RE FIRED!

''{Cut: Jake and Katie's House - Living Room, Aria and Mr. Person are watching TV as Conchris, Jake and Katie come stumbling in}''

'''ARIA:''' Wh-hoh! What happened to you guys?

'''JAKE:''' Kidnapped... had a shark fight... we won...

'''ARIA:''' Well, you know what they say...

'''MR. PERSON:''' Never fight a shark?

'''ARIA:''' Uh... ye--

''{Credits #3}''

{{:Conshow/season7}}

Conshow/74

2015-06-01T19:31:35Z

Conchris: /* Transcript */

== Summary ==
''Clarice intends to hold Conchris and pals for hostage, offering the mayor of Reedsen a very expensive ransom. Meanwhile, Clark decides to take matters into his own hands and goes out in search of minions that would follow his every command.''

== Transcript ==

''{Intro}''

''{Open: Ominous Fortress - Dining Room, Conchris and friends are tied to chairs around the table}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Y'know, when I heard the words tea and party, this isn't exactly what I was expecting.

'''CLARICE:''' Maybe you should probably think twice before accepting a nice lady's invitation to a tea party in her OMINOUS FORTRESS OF OMINOUSITY! ''{poses in an exaggeratedly evil manner}''

''{beat}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ...that's not what I was on about. I was more on about the ropes? I didn't know you were in bonda--

''{Clarice pulls a lever and Conchris, chair and all, disappears.}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' WAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

''{Beat}''

'''CLARICE:''' ...anyone ''else'' want to question my motives?

'''JAKE:''' Uh, yeah. I'd like to question you. ''{disappears under the table for a moment before coming back up with glasses and a sheet of paper}'' First of all, I'd like to know... why'd you invite us to a tea party in the first place if the first thing you do was kidnap us?

'''CLARICE:''' Do you really think I'm going to answer that?

'''JAKE:''' Well... I was kind of hoping that you wo--

'''CLARICE:''' To hold you guys for ransom! ''{pulls out a remote, pointed to a screen, as she presses it, several pictures are seen (in order): The logo for Reedsen Network, Conshow's logo, a picture of Jake asleep on the couch, the world with $$$ signs above it, and a picture of Clarice's face mid-evil laughter}'' Because you guys somehow manage to save the day whenever evil is afoot, I've decided to capture you guys and use you to extort money from the government itself! Without any proper funding, the network will have to shut down and you will be unemployed! Again! And then I'll take over the world by buying out each and every country with my hard earned gains, and it shall be GLORIOUS! Wahahahahahahaha!

'''JAKE:''' Uh... huh... except you're missing one fatal thing...

'''CLARICE:''' And dare I ask, what, dear not-minion?

'''JAKE:''' Well... you see, we're not the most popular show on the netw--

''{Clarice pulls the lever and Jake disappears in the same manner as Conchris}''

'''CLARICE:''' Any other stupid questions?

'''KATIE:''' Is Jake and Conches going to be ok--

''{Katie disappears... just like the other two before her}''

'''CLARICE:''' Right... now off to the studio! I've got demands to make!

'''HENCHMAN:''' Yes, ma'am!

''{Cut: Clark's Gift Shop, Clark is hunched over the counter, looking lost in thought}''

'''CLARK:''' ''{sighs}'' Where did I go wrong? Was it because I wasn't trying to kill them hard enough? Or is it because this show is poorly written? ''{shrugs}'' Probably the latter. ''{sighs}''

''{Clark rubs his chin in thought before a lightbulb appears above his head}''

'''CLARK:''' I think I just got an idea! ''{looks up to see the lightbulb and snatches it from the air before chomping on it, chewing, and then spitting it out}'' Bleh... why'd those aliens think lightbulbs were so tasty back in the days? That is so 2010.

''{Cut: Reedsen Studios, Clarice and her henchmen blow down the front door with an explosive, the henchmen are armed with machine guns}''

'''CLARICE:''' Alright, nobody move! I'm here for the studio space!

'''DESK CLERK:''' Well, uh, w-we have a spare st-studio u-up on Floor Thr--

''{The desk clerk is vaporised by Clarice, who pulled out a laser gun}''

'''CLARICE:''' Good enough. Minions! Let's broadcast our control of the entire Reedsen network and then, when we're done, we can use the money from ad revenue to buy out the other networks, and then we can take over the world! Wahahahahahaha!

''{Clark pops up from behind the counter, confusing Clarice}''

'''CLARK:''' Uh... yeah... I'm pretty sure I did that bef-- ''{is suddenly stopped by Clarice grabbing him by the collar}''

'''CLARICE:''' You're not even supposed to be in this scene! ''{throws Clark off-screen}'' Now, where was I? Oh yes! Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

''{Cut: Reedsen Mall, Clark is milling around until he walks past a bunch of TVs, that were showing off the exact same scene and then switches out for Clarice. Clark stops and takes a few steps back}''

'''CLARK:''' Oh god! How cliché and expected!

'''CLARICE:''' Dearest citizens of Reedsen city, I have captured your pathetic excuses for TV show characters and am holding them hostage for... ''{looks off-camera}'' How much? ''{incoherent mumbling}'' Oh! ''{looks back at the camera}'' One trillion dollars!

'''CLARK:''' ONE TRILLION DOLLARS?!

'''CLARICE:''' Yes... ONE trillion dollars and not a cent less, unless you'd like for your gang of stupid, dumb, moronic ('''JAKE:''' Hey!), ugly and pathetic excuses for comedians to take a nice little... ''{the camera on the TV cuts to a scene of Conchris, Jake, and Katie suspended in a cage above a pool of sharks}'' ...''bath''. Wahahahahahahaha!

'''CLARK:''' Hey! Those are ''my'' heroes you're trying to kill!

'''CLARICE:''' Oh, and Clark, if you're watching this, you're a butt. Ta-ta! ''{The tvs inexplicably shut off}''

'''CLARK:''' Hey! ''{beat}'' I'm a moron, not a butt!

''{Clark begins to pace back and forth}''

'''CLARK:''' I guess that means I'll have to rescue these fools, but how? I don't have any minions and...

''{Clark stops, looking over to the left. The camera pans to reveal what he's looking at. Mr. Convenient's Minion Emporium}''

'''CLARK:''' Of course! ''{The camera suddenly swipes to the right, revealing Clark going into Bob's Hardware Store}'' I'll make my own minions!

''{Cut: Clarice's studio. The namesake of the studio is staring smugly at the trio, Jake and Katie clinging to each other for dear life}''

'''CLARICE:''' So... any last words?

'''CONCHRIS:''' You're going to kill us? Right after the broadcast? Really?

'''CLARICE:''' Well, I wasn't exactly known for playing fair. ''{grasps the lever}'' Fare-thee-well, Conshow, you shall not be miss-- ''{an explosion occurs off-screen, knocking her off-balance}'' Oh what the?!

''{The camera swoops over to reveal Clark, backed up by an army of small metallic humanoid minions, four of which seem to be holding a rocket launcher with one manning it}''

'''CLARK:''' Looks like your show is cancelled! ''{fist pumps}'' Yessssssssss, I did it! I got my witty one-liner right!

'''CLARICE:''' Uh... ''{takes a villainous pose}'' You fool! These heroes are ''mine'' to destroy! You are just too late!

'''CLARK:''' Oh yeah? Well... ''{puts on a smug look, pulling out a sheet of paper}'' look at this!

''{The paper reads:
<pre>Villain's Council - Reedsen Branch - xxth May 20xx
Certificate of Villainous Authentication

I hereby declare that, in spite of recent non-villainous actions, I, Dr Grelschpelt, grant one Clark Grefter the right to cause chaos and destruction within the city limits belonging to the Council of Reedsen. Due to the binding nature of this document, I also hereby declare that all actions made by villains on this turf is grounds for court actions which may result in death, decapitation, recapitation, torture, forced watching of the currently most hated show at the time of the action, and more besides.</pre>

'''CLARICE:''' What?! But how! I was just given the job yesterday!

'''CLARK:''' Let's just say that I had a repeal... because, did you know? I had to make a profit so I can make my ''own'' minions. Every bucket of bolts, every last screwhead is mine to control, and now that I have my army of minions, made from Bob's Hardware Store. I can finally reassert my place as the top dog of this city!

'''CLARICE:''' Over my dead body!

'''CLARK:''' Gladly.

''{Clark and his army of robots charge into the studio, with him swinging the first punch at Clarice, which barely misses her and which she counters with one of her own, knocking the villainous man back into a wall. He picks himself up, glaring at her as he takes a wide kick to her face, knocking her down onto the ground.}''

'''CLARICE:''' Argh... that hurt!

''{Clarice waits until Clark takes a few steps closer before kicking him, nudging him back into the lever, that clicks as he pushes it back}''

'''CLARK:''' Wuh-oh...

''{The cage starts moving down, slowly, towards the sharks}''

'''JAKE:''' Don't worry about us, Clark! Just focus on defeating the boss!

'''CLARK:''' Thanks! I will!

''{Clark stands, disappearing over the edge, sounds of fighting can be heard from above}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh shit, I didn't think he'd agree with you!

'''KATIE:''' Maybe you shouldn't try reverse psychology...

'''JAKE:''' I know... but the reference was so tempting.

''{The camera cuts back to Clark and Clarice, Clark gaining the upper hand}''

'''CLARICE:''' Argh... you're tougher than you look, I'll give you that.

'''CLARK:''' Why thank you, I've been traini-- ''{Clarice grabs his throat}'' ACK!

'''CLARICE:''' Do you honestly expect to believe that I would compliment ''you''?!

'''CLARK:''' I -- AGH -- DID -- ACK!

'''CLARICE:''' ''{drags Clark over to the shark pit, dangling him precariously over the edge}'' So, Clark, any last words?

''{Beat}''

'''CLARK:''' Duck. ''{bows his head}''

'''CLARICE:''' Wha? ''{turns around to see a robotic claw headed towards her, smacking her in the face and tasing her, forcing her to let go of Clark as she topples to the floor}''

''{Clark hangs loosely on the edge, pulling himself up and pulling the lever back into position}''

'''CLARK:''' And... that's why... you always fight dirty...

''{Conchris, Jake, and Katie come back up in the cage, their clothes partially ravaged and soaked}''

'''JAKE:''' You took your sweet time. Can we go home no--

'''CLARK:''' YOU'RE FIRED!

''{Cut: Jake and Katie's House - Living Room, Aria and Mr. Person are watching TV as Conchris, Jake and Katie come stumbling in}''

'''ARIA:''' Wh-hoh! What happened to you guys?

'''JAKE:''' Kidnapped... had a shark fight... we won...

'''ARIA:''' Well, you know what they say...

'''MR. PERSON:''' Never fight a shark?

'''ARIA:''' Uh... ye--

''{Credits #3}''

{{:Conshow/season7}}

User talk:Conchris

2015-06-01T01:33:12Z

Conchris: /* don't think I didn't see that edit */

''This is the discussion page for the User that is [[User:Conchris|Conchris]].''

*Archives:
**None! Isn't that great?!

Please, if you're going to talk about a different subject, please press the little + sign beside edit or [http://www.clamburger.org/wuw/index.php?title=User_talk:Conchris&action=edit&section=new click here.]
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== THAT SERIOUSLY YOU?! ==

Conchris! You're like a freaking legend! Hi! I'm Ryan Bluefox, but I've been on the HRFWiki as Cyrus. Anydangway, they're purging the entire Fanstuff Wiki. Sucks, right? {{User:Lucas Aura/sig}} 19:38, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
:Hey, Conchris! It's Super Sonic X! Remember me? - X On Fire 19:42, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
::Hey Concris, You don't know me so much, It's Cow Puncher, I moved to the WUW until the Chaos is over. [[User:Vince Gagoman|Vince Gagoman]] 19:57, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
:::Oh wow, I didn't know I'm a "freaking legend" but thanks. Yeah, it sucks that they're purging. I'm going to save 30 emails from each season every day before the purge, that means 4 whole days are wasted on backing up the emails, well, the core of it anyway. When I'm done with that, I'll probably let my other HRFWiki Fanstuff burn to the ground to take a fresh start. And yes, I remember you guys. I've been lurking but not editing. -[[User:Conchris|Conchris]] 20:07, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

== Archiving ==

Need any help archiving Con_Email.exe? {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 13:03, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:Yes, if you have time. Archiving 120 emails is pretty hard for one person to do. -{{User:Conchris/sig}} 14:16, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::Thanks for letting me help, I've always loved your emails. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 15:30, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Yeah, it had been fun writing 120 emails on the HRFWiki. Now I have a few small things to add and the archive is finished. Thanks again for helping! -{{User:Conchris/sig}} 15:31, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::Will the DVD commentaries be archived as well, or are you going to leave them? {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 15:46, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::Most of them are probably already in the archives because they were finished. But I'm leaving the rest to die in the purge sadly enough. -{{User:Conchris/sig}} 15:49, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

== Inactivity ==

Your status in [[Wikihood III]] has decended into inactivity. Should you wish to quit Wikihood you are free to do so at any point, although should you wish to make the most of your membership it is recommended that you contribute if possible or take an official leave of absence. Please state you desired course of action below. </formal> {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 12:28, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
:I will attempt to contribute to Wikihood III again, as long as somebody can be so kind as to give me a quick summary as to what happened after Episode 2 right up to the current episode. Thanks. -{{User:Conchris/sig}} 12:33, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

== 'sup 'chris ==

[[Ultra-late Decemberween Gift Exchange]] 
mind taking a min to read this and consider joining? -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 23:03, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
:WAH! The notification scared me! Sure, I'll check it out. -{{User:Conchris/sig}} 23:07, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

i see you're messing around with inform 7

I know, I know, it's way more advanced than my stuff, but I ask you to check out ''my'' text adventure engine, VisTAI, go here: [[Electrokinesis Studios]] -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 13:18, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
:Checked it out. It's actually not that bad. It's like a beginner's program for making text adventures with. Maybe I'll consider using it when making text adventures if Inform 7 decides to make me dive headlong into a wall after it has decided to refuse that one simple line when testing the source. -{{User:Conchris/sig}} 11:13, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

== Invitation! ==

You're invited for trick-or-treating next Halloween! Better get your costume ready!
:He's got ten months to kill then. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Strong Rad, I'm afraid that I'll have to '''decline''' your invitation. It's not that I'm a jerk or anything but 1) Like SI said, it's 10 months away, if it were closer there is a better chance of accepting it and 2) I don't feel like contributing to a collab that I feel forced into. Here's hoping you understand - {{User:Conchris/sig}} 17:21, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

== joke is old mang ==

true story. -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 22:48, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:yeah i know now, thanks. -{{User:Conchris/sig}} 22:52, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
You haven't been here for a few months. {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:03, 20 October 2009 (UTC)
:Indeed. -{{User:Conchris/sig}} 22:01, 20 October 2009 (UTC)
what even WAS the joke? i can't even remember posting here -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 14:37, 21 October 2009 (UTC)
:I think it was "You know the germans always make good stuff" 'joke', but even then, my memory is kind of fuzzy. -{{User:Conchris/sig}} 16:06, 21 October 2009 (UTC)
::doesn't ring me a bell -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 16:10, 21 October 2009 (UTC)
:::I did some searching about and I found this summary in my contributions, perhaps that was it? [[Special:Contributions/Conchris|"22:22, 2 February 2009 (hist) (diff) Conshow/58 ‎ (You know the <s>Germans</s> Demons always make <s>good</s> bad stuff. </inb4jokeisoldmang>)"]] - {{User:Conchris/sig}} 16:15, 21 October 2009 (UTC)
::::hm. well either way would you mind joining the [[Not-so-late Decemberween Gift Exchange]]? -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 16:23, 21 October 2009 (UTC)

== Question ==

Would you be okay with me riffing Con_email.wue? {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:00, 17 December 2014 (EST)
: That old piece of crap? Sure, riff the hell out of it! Hell, I would join you if given the chance. {{User:Conchris/sig}} 04:55, 18 December 2014 (EST)
:: Oh, cool! Since there are 132 emails, I'm starting from season 3, and even then, it'll be the largest thing I've ever riffed, so any help would be welcome. {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:54, 18 December 2014 (EST)
::: Yup. I'll help you out, 132 emails is not something to sneeze at, so season 3's probably a good starting point as any. I'll be looking forward to cringing at my terrible writing. {{User:Conchris/sig}} 05:27, 19 December 2014 (EST)

== don't think I didn't see that edit ==

come back to us conchris

now is the time

''bring all of your friends'' {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 14:28, 30 May 2015 (EDT)

:NO. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. Well, alright, you can. {{User:Conchris/sig}} 21:33, 31 May 2015 (EDT)

Conshow/74

2015-05-30T12:05:17Z

Conchris: Created page with "== Summary == ''Clarice intends to hold Conchris and pals for hostage, offering the mayor of Reedsen a very expensive ransom. Meanwhile, Clark decides to take matters into his..."

Animalia Investigatus/inandout

2015-02-03T01:20:25Z

Conchris: Created page with "== What? == Any show worth their salt has an introduction and credits sequence and Animalia Investigatus is no exception. === Season 1 === * Intro - [https://savestates.bandc..."

== What? ==
Any show worth their salt has an introduction and credits sequence and Animalia Investigatus is no exception.

=== Season 1 ===
* Intro - [https://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/the-puzzle-hunters-finding-the-first-puzzle-piece-theme Finding The First Puzzle Piece - Savestates]
* Credits (1) - [https://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/congrats-youre-old-hat Congrats, You're Old Hat! - Savestates]
* Credits (2) - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M Roundabout - Yes]

Animalia Investigatus

2015-02-03T01:16:49Z

Conchris:

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== The Premise? ==
'''TAL:''' It all started back in high school, me and Hanna solved many a case in that school. The disappearing bubble gum, the mysterious toilet roll caper, the clogged toilet... well, maybe not that last one, ew... Anyway, when we both graduated we decided to make Skyten city a better place by becoming investigators! Our first case went... well... but it was Hanna's fault! Though it was Hanna's doing when we met Will and Alys, the two shy teenagers who seem to have their heads on their shoulders. So now, we're a quartet of investigators! Solving mysteries and pinning the blame on that innocent bystander that looks totally evil, HANNA!

'''HANNA:''' Hey, I was trying to say, that mustachioed plumber looked at me funny, okay?

== Stuff below! ==
::'''THE SKIPPY BUTTONS'''
:[[Animalia Investigatus#Season 1 - Investigare Animalia|Season 1 - Investigare Animalia]]
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:Borrowing from the [[Conshow|Conshow]], the legend goes as follows
*'''Bolded''' episodes are season openings and endings. 
*''Italicised'' episode names are predicted episodes. They usually come with a predicted description. They may change at any time.
*'''''Bolded+Italicised''''' are milestone episodes, which are 25, 50, 75 and 100.

=== Season 1 - Investigare Animalia ===
''Will's note: I've found that it's actually Investigare. Mr. Tal has been advertising us as Animalia Investigatus when it should be Animalia Investigare... hmm, I think it should be okay.''

*Episode 0: [[Conshow/68|A Shopper's Pre-Pilot]] - A television network cuts off footage of a well-known show to air the tester of a new upcoming show involving a bunch of teenagers and adults solving cases.
*'''Episode 1:''' [[/1|An Investigator's Pilot]] - A pilot. Like, a proper one. Coming soon.
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> ACCESS DATABASE... 
Accessing database... Five files found, list? 
> Y 
- [[/characters|Known Investigators, Suspects and Civilians]] 
- [[/places|Skyten City Place Guide]] 
- [[/gags|Known Cases of Memes]] (Note: Find out what memes mean, Jack.) 
- [[/backstage|Deleted Footage]] 
- [[/inandout|Introductions and Credits]] 
- ERROR! LAST FILE ENCRYPTED! PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD TO PROCEED! 
> urmum 
ACCESS DENIED 
> password 
ACCESS DENIED, also, that's pretty stupid. 
> talurdum 
ACCESS DENIED, also, screw you, Hanna! 
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User:Conchris

2015-02-03T01:15:38Z

Conchris: /* Schedule */

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== About Me ==
I am Conchris, a second generation HRFWiki user. I joined the HRFWiki sometime in 2005 and I have recently joined the this WUW, kindly hosted by Clamburger, even though I have seen several WUWs come to past (Hey guys, remember the very first one set up by Homsar (the user)? Good times. :V).

I have seen a few things that happened to the Homestar Runner Fanstuff wiki, namely Wiki War I, NSMC and the supposed Wiki War II. I have created Arena Battling and Con_email.exe along with FCE Cooksar Baker and OCE Harvax XVII on there, however, when I decided to hide in the shadows (or lurk in other words), I watched the community's efforts to try and get the wiki back up on its feet but it all ended with the purge and I quickly reacted to it, I decided to move Con_email.exe to this wiki because it was a Wiki User Email show, but it ended up dying a few more emails in before coughing up a "spin-off" called "Conshow".

On this wiki, I have created Arena Battling: Part 2, the WUW sequel to Arena Battling which is now inactive and the Conshow, a Wiki User Show showed the adventures of Conchris and company. I also have brought over Con_email.exe, which is now known as Con_email.wue, but it fell into inactivity when the Conshow took over as my main fanstuff.

But that's enough about me, here's a few other important details I have:

== Where am I also? ==
I am on several other sites, I also reside on the consoles as well whenever I bother. I am currently active on:
*Steam Community - {GCN} Conchris
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== Stuff ==
*[[Arena Battling: Part 2|Arena Battling: Part 2]] - The WUW sequel to the HRFWiki Arena Battling. My first real fanstuff here at the WUW. It's an interactive that has RPG-like elements (text-only but still) where my plot sucks and you can do your own dang side-plot which I will attempt to follow. - '''LIFE SUPPORT'''
*[[Cruroar's E-Journal|Cruroar's E-Journal]] - "HAY GUYZ LETS JUMP ON TEH BANDWAGON!" "OKAY" ''{the two idiots hop onto the bandwagon as it rolls off. The bandwagon then leads them into a pit of spikes}'' "ARGH!" "WHY MUST IT HURTZ?!" </stupidity> - '''Inactive... for now'''
*[[Conshow|Conshow]] - Conshow is considered by people to be "a classic", "one of the only good stuff on this wiki", and "I want to get off Mr. Conches's wild ride", and also "What the hell is a Conshow? And how did you break into my house?". It is a text fiction made in 2008 and ended once in 2009, only to be brought back in 2013 and now, updated every so often when its author feels like it. It has a rather lengthy history and it's had its popularity. Maybe it's worth checking out? Ha ha. No.
*[[Animalia Investigatus|Animalia Investigatus]] - A group of teenagers/adults get together to solve mysteries, based in a world where anthropomorphic animals ruled the world and humans are the minority. - '''COMING SOON'''
*[[User:Conchris/Biographies|Character Biographies]] - Who is that guy? Who is that gal? Why is he/she here? The characters that are mainly prominent in my fanstuff are placed here.
*[[User:Conchris/Random Stuff|Random Stuff]] - This is where I write transcripts that I don't really see fit to be placed into an actual fanstuff, also for image storage. '''READ AT YOUR OWN PERIL!'''

== Finished Fanstuff ==
*[[Con_email.wue|Con_email.wue]] - The immigrated WUE from the HRFWiki, this one lasted for 125 or something emails before ending and making way for "Conshow".

== Random Thought(s) of every-now-and-then (and then some!) ==
I can safely say that Cartoon Drive Thru has somehow managed to rekindle my spark for writing my text fiction comedy shows again.

Posted at 16:59, 17 December 2014 (EST)

*[[User:Conchris/prevthoughts|Previous thoughts]]

== Schedule ==
''This is the schedule I NORMALLY use when updating my fanstuff, don't expect me to follow it like it was the last bloody thing on Earth.''

:Upcoming:
* Animalia Investigatus - Episode 2
* Conshow - Episode 74
* Conshow - Episode 75

:Side works:
* RiffText - Con_email.wue (Assisting)
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== What am I doing? ==
*Stuff, that's all.
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Conshow/73

2015-02-03T01:15:13Z

Conchris:

== Summary ==
''Clark contends with a new villain on the block, or should that be villainess?''

== Transcript ==

''{Open: The House, Conchris and Jake are eating cereal}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Do you ever get the feeling that Clark's been getting more screentime lately?

'''JAKE:''' Eh, I never noticed, perhaps it's because it might be edgy to focus on the villains than the heroes for a change.

''{They both make an aside glance to the camera}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, I hope we don't get forgotten... at all.

''{Cue [[Conshow/IntrosandCredits#Season_7|intro]]}''

''{Open: Clark's Gift Shop, Clark is waving off a customer}''

'''CLARK:''' Thanks for stopping by Clark's Gift Shop! Tell your friends! And your enemies! And your frenemies! ''{slumps over}'' Man, running a gift shop is hard nowadays, I wonde--

''{A chime can be heard from off-screen, a person in a trenchcoat walks in, stage left, staring intently at Clark}''

'''CLARK:''' ''{stands up straight}'' Oh! Hello! Welcome to Clark's Gift Shop, how can I he-- ''{gets interrupted with a fist in the face}'' --Oof!

''{Cut: A dark, non-descript building, the camera slowly pans in before cutting to blackness. The darkness is broken by a spotlight, revealing Clark sitting in a comfortable chair with an ice pack on his head}''

'''CLARK:''' Oww... wh-where am I? ''{looks indignated}'' This is not my house!

'''VOICE:''' No, of course not.

'''CLARK:''' Wha...? Who said that?

''{A screen pans down from the dark ceiling, turning on to reveal a green-skinned alien wearing a doctor's outfit}''

'''CLARK:''' Doctor... uh... I, uh... can't quite remember your name but, uh... DOCTOR--

'''DR. GRELSLIPTZ:''' Grelsliptz. Your representative of villains presiding in the Reedsen zone? We've noticed a lack of villainry coming from y--

'''CLARK:''' Hey! I'll have you know that I stole candy from a baby just last week! And then I paid the mother back! With interest!

'''GRELSLIPTZ:''' That's nice... but we've become increasingly concerned that you are not doing your task of harassing the heroes enough.

'''CLARK:''' Well... I've been firing this one guy over and over... does that count?

''{Beat}''

'''CLARK:''' Does it?

''{Beat}''

'''CLARK:''' You're killing me here!

'''GRELSLIPTZ:''' Firing a hero that isn't even a minion isn't evil enough to be on our records. So... Mr. Clark... do you realise what this means?

'''CLARK:''' That, uh... I get out of this chair and get off scott free because I'm the only villain in this neighbourhood?

'''GRELSLIPTZ:''' No, we'll be sending a new villain to Reedsen that you'll be competing against. If you truly believe that you are fit for a life of villainry, then you must comply with our challenge. If not, then it's your loss.

'''CLARK:''' Oh come on! None of the other villains I know had to do that! Don't you remember Xavian?! He was a pretty villainous dude!

'''GRELSLIPTZ:''' He was, then he was killed. So no, he's not a pretty villainous "dude". Anyway, this conversation is over, there are snacks and drinks in the reception on your way out. Have a nice day.

''{The screen shuts off and the entire room lights up, Clark stands up}''

'''CLARK:''' Dooooooh! I'll show them! I'll eat ALL the snacks and drink ALL the drinks!

''{Cut: Clark's Gift Shop, Clark is laying down on the bed in a side room, groaning}''

'''CLARK:''' Maybe I shouldn't have had too many nachos...

''{Jake pokes his head in from behind the door}''

'''JAKE:''' Hey, Clark? We have a visitor. Says she's here to see some guy named Clark and I figured that would be you. ''{beat}'' And also, your doctor called, he says that you don't have seven different types of cancer.

'''CLARK:''' But the internet doesn't lie to me!

'''JAKE:''' Whatever... I'm going to go watch cat videos while you... exchange pleasantries, I guess. Happy villaining.

'''CLARK:''' ''{yelling as Jake walks off}'' It's VILLAINISING, you uncultured piece of sh-- ''{A crack is heard from his spine, causing him to slump back into the bed}''

''{Cut: Clark's Gift Shop - Main Room, Clark walks through the door to the main room of the gift shop, rubbing his back, eyes half-lidded}''

'''CLARK:''' Okay, let's get this over with... I know my re--

''{Clark immediately jumps to the side as a laser is fired at him, hitting the wall next to him}''

'''CLARK:''' WHOA JEEZ. CALM DO--

''{Screen pans over to reveal a purple-haired woman wearing casual clothes, laser gun pointed at Clark}''

'''CLARK:''' Katie?! I didn't know you changed the color of your hair and started trying to kill me!

'''JAKE:''' ''{off-screen}'' I thought that's what we were trying to do?

'''CLARK:''' SHUT UP! YOU'RE FIRED!

'''WOMAN:''' So, you must be Clark, yes?

'''CLARK:''' Uh... yes... that is I... Clark... Gift Shop Guy... person... man... and you are?

'''WOMAN:''' You don't remember your former lovers?

'''CLARK:''' ''{gasps dramatically}'' You don't mean...

'''WOMAN:''' Yes, it is I... Cla--

'''CLARK:''' Annabelle?!

''{The woman stares angrily at Clark, looking distraught}''

'''WOMAN:''' No. ''{beat}'' It is I, scourge of Zombotawn and Geraldville, slayer of countless heroes and heroines, victor of the Villain's World Cup three times in the running, I am Clarice, the Dark Lady!

'''CLARK:''' Clarice?!

'''JAKE:''' Clarice?!

'''CLARICE:''' Yes, Clarice. ''{looks at Jake}'' And this is your minion, I presume?

'''CLARK:''' Uh... no... he works here.

'''JAKE:''' Hi. I'm Jake Goodwin, uhm, guy who stars in this show... Conshow? Y-Y'know... you ever watch th--

'''CLARICE:''' No.

'''JAKE:''' Oh... didn't think so.

'''CLARICE:''' Anyway, the Brotherhood of Villains had realised that villainry ratings of Reedsen have been at an alltime low, people are frockling through the streets and everyone is happy and cheerful ('''JAKE:''' I'm not.) and that sickens Reedsen's villainous representative. So, I, Clarice, have decided to declare that I will, from now on, be taking your place as villain of Reedsen City!

'''CLARK:''' Hey! You can't fire me! Only I can fire me!

'''JAKE:''' Uh... it's more of a usurpi--

'''CLARK:''' YOU'RE FIRED!

'''CLARICE:''' Your not-minion is right, Clark. I'm usurping your position as Villain, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

'''CLARK:''' YOU'RE ALSO FIRED! OUT OF A CANNON! ''{pulls a lever on the counter, opening a trap door just a few feet away from Clarice}'' ...as soon as you step a few paces to the right.

'''CLARICE:''' Right... okay, well, it was nice knowing you, Clark.

''{Clarice exits, stage left}''

'''CLARK:''' Ooh, that son of a gun! I'm going to give ''{starts walking off-screen}'' her a piece of my-- ''{falls off-screen, voice gradually fading}'' --miiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddd!

'''JAKE:''' ''{leans over the counter, shouting down the hole}'' You have fun with that.

''{Cut: Ominous Fortress, Clarice is sitting in a room filled with screens, various henchmen are manning the computers, with a couple milling about}''

'''CLARICE:''' So, first things first... we need a perimeter check of the city, find those heroes... and invite them over for some tea... and death!

'''HENCHMAN:''' Isn't that something all generic villains do?

'''CLARICE:''' I saw it on TV, so it must work!

'''HENCHMAN:''' ''{sighs}'' Why did the other towns fall to you again?

''{Cut: The House, Conchris and Jake are playing on a totally non-copyright infringing gaming device. Jake huffs in frustration}''

'''JAKE:''' Why is it that you always do that?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Do what?

'''JAKE:''' Camp the edge, like a little wuss. It's, like, you want to marry it or something.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Pfft, do not!

''{A doorbell rings, Conchris and Jake look up from their game.}''

'''JAKE:''' Do you remember installing a doorbell?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Not re-

''{The front door blasts open, revealing Clarice with a bunch of henchman, she poses in a villainous manner}''

'''CLARICE:''' I hope you don't mind if I... bust in? ''{does a mini fist pump}'' Ooh! Still got it!

'''JAKE:''' Oh... hey Clarice. How's villainry?

'''CLARICE:''' Oh hey, not-Clark's minion.

'''CONCHRIS:''' WHO ARE YOU?

'''CLARICE:''' I am Clarice, your show's newest and greatest villain. And I have come...

'''CONCHRIS:''' To kidnap us?

'''CLARICE:''' ...I... wait, huh?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh, please. I saw that one coming from a mile away! Seriously, villains are getting t-- ''{gets shot by a taser, flumping to the floor}''

'''CLARICE:''' SIEZE THEM! ALL OF THEM!

''{Cut to a hill, Clark is lying down, looking down at The House as henchman charge in, dragging people out of the house}''

'''CLARK:''' How dare she make a direct response to the heroes?! Doesn't she know that's against villain code? ''{sighs angrily}'' Well, if I'm going to become a villain again, I'm going to have to take her down a peg or two... or three... but first, I need minions... but where would I... ''{expression becomes one of satisfaction}'' Of course...

''{Cut to the Street, Jake and Katie are being lead out of the house}''

'''JAKE:''' Uh, listen, do you think I can call into my workplace? Tell the boss that I might not make it tomorrow because I'm being kidnapped? Can I do that?

'''HENCHMAN:''' No. Keep walking.

'''VOICEOVER:''' What kind of tea party does Clarice have up her sleeve? Why have our heroes become so complacent? Will Clark ever get his villainry license back? Find out in the next episode of the Conshow!

''{Cue [[Conshow/IntrosandCredits#Season_7|credits (1)]]}''

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Conshow/73

2015-01-27T15:56:40Z

Conchris:

Conshow/73

2015-01-27T14:41:06Z

Conchris: WIP

Conshow

2015-01-27T14:21:00Z

Conchris: /* Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit */

[[Image:Conshowimage.png|thumb|"Yeah, we're serious business"]]
{{profanity|words=foul language, comedic violence, and HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD! There is no hyper-realistic blood...}}
== The Premise? ==
Five people get together to do stuff in a city. The goal? To revive one of the greatest text fictions of all time! They failed, now witness the failure... CONSHOW!!

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<big><big><center>Previous Premises</center></big></big>
One day, Conchris got tired of checking his emails and so decided to dabble in show business. The goal? To successfully make a good Wiki User Show. He did, and now you can watch Conchris and the "Concrew" as they go on adventures... and not-adventures.
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One man creates a WUS for the WUW. The goal? To create one of the most successful Wiki User Shows (or whatever, lulz) of all time! He's working on that.

'''CONCHRIS:''' And soon he jumped on the bandwagon and went into Bandwagon-ville and lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER! The end.

What? That's it, you're no longer going to represent me anymore.

'''CONCHRIS:''' But... but... remember the good times...

...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh, we didn't.

Ah screw it, you can stay... for now.

'''CONCHRIS:''' YES!
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One boy writes a WUE on the HRFWiki. The goal? To create the most successful WUE of all time. He succeeded. But he wanted a spin-off show where he could write without the email show format, this slowly emerged as Conshow. He then jumped on the bandwagon and went off to bandwagon-ville and spent a happy life for the rest of his life, The End.

'''CRUROAR:''' Wait, that never happened.

'''CONCHRIS:''' It so did! The author told me!

'''CRUROAR:''' Whatever.

Welcome to the Conshow, where it is a direct spin-off of Con_email.wue! Also, I won't be tied down by using emails to advance plots, which means I can finally develop characters fully without using the stupid one or two not quites an email rule.
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[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|'''CONCHRIS:''' I still cannot believe that people in the past really liked us. 
'''JAKE:''' There's still people who like us now! 
'''KATIE:''' Only a small handful... I think. 
'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, shoot. Still though, this award brings back memories... 
''Fanstuff of the Fortnight Winner of August 15th to September 1st'']]
== Readisodes ==
''Skip to:
:[[Conshow#Season 1 - Character Episodes|Season 1: Characters in the limelight]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question.|Season 2: The one with the episodes with the number "2" in their names]]
:[[Conshow#Season 3 - And now for something completely different... |Season 3: Something completely different.]]
:[[Conshow#Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots|Season 4: They're totally in space!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo!|Season 5: Characters, revisited!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!|Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit|Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit]]

'''JAKE:''' I'm still not sure why these are called "Readisodes".

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, they're called Readisodes because... you read them, and they're episodes!

'''JAKE:''' ''{sarcastic tone}'' Oh wow! Everything makes so much sense now!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{rolls eyes}'' Yeah, yeah, don't praise me all at once...

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*'''Bolded''' episodes are season openings and endings. 
*''Italicised'' episode names are predicted episodes. They usually come with a predicted description. They may change at any time.
*'''''Bolded+Italicised''''' are milestone episodes, which are 25, 50, 75 and 100.

=== Season 1 - Character Episodes ===
''This season was based around the characters and had to be themed around them. This introduced the characters to the audience before the real fun begins and helps to settle the grounds of which they are on.''

*'''Episode 1:''' [[/1|Private Conchris' Pilot Clubs Episode]] - Conchris, Cruroar and Cieeia start a three-man show... er.. a two-man one-woman show...
*Episode 2: [[/2|Time waits for Chrionroar]] - Chrionroar suddenly discovers the ability to stop time, but what happens when he abuses it?
*Episode 3: [[/3|Make way for Cieeia!]] - Cruroar has gone missing! Conchris couldn't care less. Who else would save him from Sirhcnoc?
*Episode 4: [[/4rewrite|Cruroar and the Stones of Power]] - Cruroar goes out to search for the Stones of Power with Conchris. Cieeia tries to look after the house despite the crazy happenings. - [[/4|Original Episode]]
*Episode 5: [[/5|Forest in: Robot Wars]] - Forest enters a robot tournament to buy a new sledgehammer with which to hit Chrionroar over the head with. Conchris tries to prevent Forest from doing so.
*Episode 6: [[/6|Greg's Excellent Adventure]] - Sirhcnoc calls for a vacation for all of his minions because he needs time off. Greg takes advantage of this by going to the beach, but everything that could possibly go wrong for him, probably did.
*Episode 7: [[/7|Aria's Revenge]] - Aria, sick of not having enough screen time, decides to try and kill off Cieeia. Will she succeed in this deadly deed? Maybe not.
*Episode 8: [[/8|Clark's Boring Life]] - Clark guides us through his daily boring life, or at least it is. Meanwhile, Forest is ticked off at Conchris for something.
*Episode 9: [[/9|The Kids in: Revenge]] - The Kids from Episode 5 are back with a vengeance! They want revenge because Chrionroar ruined their winning spree, so they challenge him to a kid's race. Will he win?
*'''Episode 10:''' [[/10|Sirhcnoc's Smooth Moves]] - Sirhcnoc summons an army of wild animals and undead to try and destroy Wikity, Cieeia gets kidnapped and Conchris is in a battle of a lifetime!

=== Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question. ===
''Season 2 is when the real Conshow kicks off, despite the crap being here and there in this season.''

*'''Episode 11:''' [[/11|2ba]] - ''When a band named "2ba" rolls into town, they instantly become big hits! But Cruroar isn't convinced.''
*Episode 12: [[/12|Pleased 2 Meet You]] - ''In a rather generic plot, Chrionroar's father and mother move into Wikity to see their son. Will wackyness ensue? Probably.''
*Episode 13: [[/13|The Unlucky Episode 2: There is no prequel!]] - It is somehow Friday the 13th in Wikity. Conchris and company try to avoid getting bad luck... except that Chrionroar acquires a million leaf clover. What would happen?
*Episode 14: [[/14|You're 2 Slow?]] - Conchris invents another time watch, but this one can slow down time! Again, Chrionroar gets his hands on it, what would happen in this so totally not done before episode? - Not what you may think.
*Episode 15: [[/15|10 divided by 2: Halfway There!]] - After a small lapse of fillers, Conchris thinks that it is a good idea to move the gang to the desert where they find an ancient pyramid. Generic pyramid searching hijinks ensue.
*Episode 16: [[/16|2 Stupid Idiots]] - Conchris goes on a holiday for a day and Chrionroar and Forest go on a crazy referential adventure of not so epic proportions.
*Episode 17: [[/17|2 Much Violence]] - Conchris and company find out the cause for their actions being toned down somehow.
*Episode 18: [[/18|2 Many Heroes]] - A superhero by the name of Captain Awesometon visits Wikity and instantly becomes the city's hero and he takes all the credit for Conchris and Company's work. Will they get vengeance? Find out here! - Contains God-like super<s>villain</s>hero!
*Episode 19: [[/19|2 Sides of a Coin]] - Cruroar does something that makes Cieeia incredibly upset. What happens when she leaves and a new minion called "Aieeic" appears under Sirhcnoc's command?
*'''Episode 20:''' [[/20|Season 2 Finale]] - Continued from Episode 19, Conchris and Cruroar head towards Sirhcnoc with some figures following them. Is Sirhcnoc really behind the cause that made Cieeia switch sides in a rage?

=== Season 3 - And now for something completely different... ===
''This season is the one and only season that does not contain a theme... at all. It is also the first season where vidja (sic) game references are prominent.''

*'''Episode 21''' - [[Conshow/21|This is a VOLCANO!]] - From Episode 20, Conchris moves the gang into a volcano. But what happens when they get too comfortable with their surroundings?
*Episode 22 - [[Conshow/22|La-Conchana]] - Conchris takes Cruroar and Cieeia on a journey into the jungle that somehow appeared next to Wikity, they discover a temple. Will they come out with treasure, or just plain old nothing?
*Episode 23 - [[Conshow/23|Underworld Cave 3]] - The mayor of Wikity has banished Conchris and the gang to the caves! Apparently, they weren't the first ones. Will they ever get out?
*Episode 24 - [[Conshow/24|The Attack of the Rugby Robots and Quizzes]] - Sirhcnoc sends out a small army of robots to kidnap Conchris and Cruroar. Conchris is forced to play Rugby against his own will and Cruroar is asked to do stupid trivia questions.
*'''''Episode 25''''' - [[Conshow/25|Outlaws Part I]] - The mayor kicks Conchris and company out of Wikity and tells them that if they come within one hundred feet of Wikity, they will explode into a ka-jillion pieces. So they go out on the run because some person placed a bounty on their heads. What happens next?
*Episode 26 - [[Conshow/26|Outlaws Part II]] - Conchris and company get adjusted to their surroundings and try to get on with their lives, but what happens when they're found out?
*Episode 27 - [[Conshow/27|Dollarama]] - Conchris is turned into a doll! Cruroar and Cieeia look for the cause! Also, Sirhcnoc became one! Will an epic fight ensue? Nah, forget epic fights.
*Episode 28 - [[Conshow/28rewrite|Charactera]] - Cruroar and Cieeia want to be alone, so they try and get away. Meanwhile, Sirhcnoc is building a heat ray that he will use to terrorise Wikity with. - [[Conshow/28|Original Episode]]
*Episode 29 - [[Conshow/29|Cruroar & Cieeia: Partners In Crime?]] - Alternative Universe Cruroar and Cieeia find a way to this universe's Wikity! They cause havoc and Cruroar and Cieeia get the blame! Is Chrionroar an effective lawyer? How can Conchris and Forest deal with the troublesome duo?
*'''Episode 30''' - [[Conshow/30|No More Heroes?! The Last Hope!!]] - Something happens.

=== Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots ===
''Season 4 places Conchris and company into a not very original place of space! It then sends them on insane space-like adventures. The episodes get more insane as time goes on, leading up to Episode 50, a big milestone in this show's career as a WUS.''

*'''Episode 31''' - [[Conshow/31|Break Time for the idiots]] - To take a small break from the continuity, Cieeia tells a small story on how she met the gang. Also, the writer sells how terrible it was on wBay. - Filler Episode #1
*Episode 32 - [[Conshow/32|Space Invaders: The Idiots Are Back!]] - Sirhcnoc decides that toying with Conchris and the gang is enough, he decides to send the Yffulf to abduct them and imprison them on their planet.
*Episode 33 - [[Conshow/33|Onion Men aren't Idiots]] - Conchris and the gang end up on a strange planet inhabited by Onion people, little did they know that they too will become one of them if they stay too long. Meanwhile, Chrionroar is on the most craziest adventure yet!
*Episode 34 - [[Conshow/34|In Space, Idiots can hear you scream]] - Conchris and the crew continue their search for home but they are set upon by space pirates! Where are they going to be led in this exciting episode?! Also, Chrionroar is still on his epic adventure.
*Episode 35 - [[Conshow/35|Idiots: A Space Mystery]] - Some alien dude was murdered! Conchris and the gang are dragged into this murder mystery. As always, remember the butler has always done it.
*Episode 36 - [[Conshow/36|The Idiot's Castle]] - From Episode 35, Conchris (who got equipped with Forest Armour) decides to poke into the strange castle. Also, Cruroar and company have similar problems.
*Episode 37 - [[Conshow/37|The Planet of the Idiotic Emoticons]] - Conchris and company find themselves on a planet full of emoticons! Meanwhile, Chrionroar and company do stuff.
*Episode 38 - [[Conshow/38|Forgotten Characters Episode 1: Nobody Likes Us Idiots!]] - Chrionroar and company try to make do without Conchris, Cruroar or even Cieeia. Meanwhile, Conchris is busy doing something... STOP! IT'S THE FUN POLICE!
*Episode 39 - [[Conshow/39|R.A.S.F: The idiots are done for!]] - Rebels Against Sirhcnoc's Forces finds Conchris and company and picks them up on their mobile planet whilst they were sleeping. What crazy shenanigans can they get up to?
*Episode 40 - [[Conshow/40|Forest's Idiotic Revenge]] - Forest is sick and tired of staying inactive for the season and gets Nydara to switch her on again. This results in bloodshed not fit for little babies.
*Episode 41 - [[Conshow/41|Meet the Idiots... again]] - Conchris somehow finds a video file stored in Forest's hard drive, he then plays it. - Filler Episode #2
*Episode 42 - [[Conshow/42|Super Seizure Land 420: The Idiots!]] - Conchris and company gets teleported into a game on accident. They have to make their way to the Castle of Grave Danger and defeat The Big Bad once and for all? Who wrote this plot? Chrionroar?
*Episode 43 - [[Conshow/43|Chrionroar's Super Special Awesome Yet Idiotic Adventure!]] - Chrionroar and company take over the episode due to Conchris and company's reluctance to do anything interesting.
*Episode 44 - [[Conshow/44|Once upon a time, there were idiots...]] - Conchris and company decide to leave the base in search of a way back... and suddenly end up in a strange world fit for fairy tales... how can they survive?
*Episode 45 - [[Conshow/45|The Idiots of Wikity!]] - Conchris plays another video file, despite the other's chagrin. The video file contains the revealing of Sirhcnoc and Greg and the Forest Girder accident - Filler Episode #3
*Episode 46 - [[Conshow/46|Why Space Pirates can be Idiots...]] - Space pirates can be idiots, they accidentally throw out a crystal of divine power and it fell into the hands of John the Yffulf. He then goes mad with power. What can Conchris and company do to quell his rage?
*Episode 47 - [[Conshow/47|Xavian's Stupid Raid]] - Xavian's crew finally pinpoints the location of Conchris and company and Xavian decides to pay them a little "visit". What can Conchris and company do to fight off the inevitable invasion?!
*Episode 48 - [[Conshow/48|Conchris' Brilliantly Stupid Plan]] - Conchris decides to use a remote to activate a robot back on Earth, minor shenanigans ensue.
*Episode 49 - [[Conshow/49|Xavianshow, stupidheads!]] - Xavian steals the screen time from Conchris and decides to take over the Conshow for an episode. What will happen?
*'''''EPISODE 50''''' - [[Conshow/50|Idiotic Space Idiots]] - It will involve the mobile planet... and Xavian... and Forest somehow... - WARNING! Page size may break browser! - [[Conshow/50/split1|Acts 1 and 2]]|[[Conshow/50/split2|Acts 3 and Ending]]

=== Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo! ===
''Gear up because Conches and his crew has resumed their normal lives! What exciting (and not so exciting) adventures will they have?''
*'''Episode 51:''' [[Conshow/51|Obey Sirhcnoc! Destroy stuff!]] - ''Sirhcnoc decides to <s>destroy the world</s> take over the T.V station in a bid to get more <s>slaves</s> temporary workers after the last episode completely drained his supply of <s>slaves</s> workers.''
*Episode 52: [[Conshow/52|Conchris' New Hobby]] - ''Conchris invests in a shovel and a treasure detector and starts to hunt for treasure, he comes upon a few traps along the way but ends up with a small fortune. However, what happens when his hobby begins to consume him?'' - [[Conshow/52/original|Original episode]]
*Episode 53: [[Conshow/53|Cruroar and the Generic Haunted House]] - ''A haunted house appears on a hill, several weeks late. In a game of Truth or Dare, Conchris dares Cruroar to stay at the Generic Haunted House for a day... without leaving... at all... but what evil entity haunts the place? I'm betting that it is a ghost out for revenge, what do you think it will be?''
*Episode 54: [[Conshow/54|Chrionroar and Forest's not very interesting Adventure]] - ''Chrionroar stumbles upon the Dimensional Traveller and is suddenly sent to the Hammerspace Dimension. Forest somehow stumbles into Hammerspace as well. They must work together to get out of Hammerspace, but is violence REALLY the answer in this dimension?'' - In progress!
*Episode 55: [[Conshow/55|The Future is the Futuriest]] - ''How's about a clichéd scenario? Conchris finds an old Future Teller and gets it to tell the cast about their futures.''
*Episode 56: [[Conshow/56|Conshow: A Haiku]] - ''An episode with/lines written in haiku. Is/Not a good idea?''
*Episode 57: [[Conshow/57|Sarry Bcott and the Diamon Towell]] - ''Sarry Bcott becomes bankrupt thanks to recession. He attempts to make money and hears of a mysterious persifact called "Diamon Towell". Meanwhile, Conchris locks everyone out of his house and has trouble finding the key.''
*Episode 58: [[Conshow/58|Cieeia Goldilin: The Fight of the Episode!]] - ''Today on Die: Wikity Edition...'' - [[Conshow/58old|Original]]
*Episode 59: [[Conshow/59|Chrionroar's Interlude of Silliness]] - ''Chrionroar is given author powers by the writer for a few days... what will happen? Also, why does he have two episodes? Well... {CONNECTION INTERRUPTED}''
*'''''Episode 60:''''' [[Conshow/60|Conshow's Last Stand]] - ''The End...''

=== Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again! ===
*'''''Episode 61:''''' [[Conshow/61|Conshow: Nuts and Bolts]] - ''A reboot just like that Banjo game, except without cars, or planes, or boats... so, not like that Banjo game...''
*Episode 62: [[Conshow/62|Into the Swing of Things]] - ''Conchris attempts to get back into the swing of things by doing what he's known to do: inventing. Jake is not happy about this.''
*Episode 63: [[Conshow/63|Bolted Up]] - ''Completely unrelated to the episode title, Conchris and company go out to find a new antagonist, until they get a surprise visit from an old nemesis...''
*Episode 64: [[Conshow/64|Conshow Clip Show]] - ''It's a clip show looking back on the less finer things in life.''
*Episode 65: [[Conshow/65|The Day The Net Took Over]] - ''One of Conchris's inventions malfunctions, breaking the fourth wall and leaking internet all over Reedsen! What kind of wacky (used loosely) situations will our gang get into?''
*Episode 66: [[Conshow/66|Gift Shop Guy by Day...]] - ''Clark is in need of a new sidekick, and thus goes under the guise of Clark the Gift Shop Guy to procure one!''
*Episode 67: [[Conshow/67|We Want Our Idiot Back!]] - ''Chrionroar Encounter! He wants to come back?!''
*Episode 68: [[Conshow/68|A Typical Monster Attack]] - ''We interrupt the broadcast of the Conshow to bring you something completely different.''
*Episode 69: [[Conshow/69|The Ameotian Terror]] - ''Conchris and Clark encounter a giant killer dinosaur hellbent on destroying all that they know and loved. Will the power of friendship and teamwork save the day? Probably not.''
*'''Episode 70:''' [[Conshow/70|Can See The Forest For The Trees]] - ''Just who is this Metal Maiden? Are Katie, Jake, Aria, and Mr. Person going to escape their paparazzi fate?! Stay tuned!''

=== Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit ===
*'''Episode 71:''' [[Conshow/71|Clark's Gift Job]] - ''Jake needs a new job, will he get one?''
* Episode 72: [[Conshow/72|From Hero to Ineffectual Villain]] - ''Conchris and Clark swap roles for a week, who will prove to be the best at each other's roles? My bet's on the dog.''
* Episode 73: [[Conshow/73|Do You Wanna Build A Death Ray?]] - ''Clark, due to his inactivity in his villainous pursuits, has to contend with a new villain on the block. '''Part 1 of 2''' ''
* Episode 74: [[Conshow/74|It Doesn't Have To Be A Death Ray]] - ''No summary due to spoilers. '''Part 2 of 2'''
* '''''Episode 75:''''' [[Conshow/75|Insert Coin To Continue]] - ''No summary due to spoilers.
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=== Non-Canon Episodes ===
''These episodes are considered non-canon and usually ignore what is going on in the canon plots.'' 
*Episode 509 - [[/509'd|Server has no bandwidth]]
*Episode Six Hundred and Sixty Five - [[/harhar|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 1 - Halloween]]
*Episode Two Hundred and Fifty-One Thousand Two Hundred and Eight - [[/christmas|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 2 - A Creepy Christmas]]
*Episode Two Hundred and Fifty-One Thousand Two Hundred and Fourteen - [[/christmas2|Conshow Christmas Shorts - 2014]]

== Other Pages ==
'''CRUROAR:''' Other pages? What is this, a mini-wiki on this particular text fiction?!

*[[/Characters|Characters]] - Check the characters out here!
*[[/Mechanisms|Mechanisms]] - A list of mechanical items encountered throughout the WUS.
*[[/Discarded Material (amongst other stuff)|Discarded Material (and other stuff)]] - What scripts were trashed and what episodes did I write the outlines for?
*[[/Places|Conshow Place Guide]] - What places exist? Find out here!
*[[/Running Gags|Running Gags]] - What gag occurs often? Find out her-''{shot}''
*[[/PlayingFavourites|Conshow's Character Polls]] - Who is the most popular character on this particular Wiki User Show? You decide!
*[[/IntrosandCredits|Intros and Credits]] - What started and ended each season's episode? Find out here!

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User:Conchris

2015-01-25T14:48:22Z

Conchris: /* Schedule */

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== About Me ==
I am Conchris, a second generation HRFWiki user. I joined the HRFWiki sometime in 2005 and I have recently joined the this WUW, kindly hosted by Clamburger, even though I have seen several WUWs come to past (Hey guys, remember the very first one set up by Homsar (the user)? Good times. :V).

I have seen a few things that happened to the Homestar Runner Fanstuff wiki, namely Wiki War I, NSMC and the supposed Wiki War II. I have created Arena Battling and Con_email.exe along with FCE Cooksar Baker and OCE Harvax XVII on there, however, when I decided to hide in the shadows (or lurk in other words), I watched the community's efforts to try and get the wiki back up on its feet but it all ended with the purge and I quickly reacted to it, I decided to move Con_email.exe to this wiki because it was a Wiki User Email show, but it ended up dying a few more emails in before coughing up a "spin-off" called "Conshow".

On this wiki, I have created Arena Battling: Part 2, the WUW sequel to Arena Battling which is now inactive and the Conshow, a Wiki User Show showed the adventures of Conchris and company. I also have brought over Con_email.exe, which is now known as Con_email.wue, but it fell into inactivity when the Conshow took over as my main fanstuff.

But that's enough about me, here's a few other important details I have:

== Where am I also? ==
I am on several other sites, I also reside on the consoles as well whenever I bother. I am currently active on:
*Steam Community - {GCN} Conchris
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== Stuff ==
*[[Arena Battling: Part 2|Arena Battling: Part 2]] - The WUW sequel to the HRFWiki Arena Battling. My first real fanstuff here at the WUW. It's an interactive that has RPG-like elements (text-only but still) where my plot sucks and you can do your own dang side-plot which I will attempt to follow. - '''LIFE SUPPORT'''
*[[Cruroar's E-Journal|Cruroar's E-Journal]] - "HAY GUYZ LETS JUMP ON TEH BANDWAGON!" "OKAY" ''{the two idiots hop onto the bandwagon as it rolls off. The bandwagon then leads them into a pit of spikes}'' "ARGH!" "WHY MUST IT HURTZ?!" </stupidity> - '''Inactive... for now'''
*[[Conshow|Conshow]] - Conshow is considered by people to be "a classic", "one of the only good stuff on this wiki", and "I want to get off Mr. Conches's wild ride", and also "What the hell is a Conshow? And how did you break into my house?". It is a text fiction made in 2008 and ended once in 2009, only to be brought back in 2013 and now, updated every so often when its author feels like it. It has a rather lengthy history and it's had its popularity. Maybe it's worth checking out? Ha ha. No.
*[[Animalia Investigatus|Animalia Investigatus]] - A group of teenagers/adults get together to solve mysteries, based in a world where anthropomorphic animals ruled the world and humans are the minority. - '''COMING SOON'''
*[[User:Conchris/Biographies|Character Biographies]] - Who is that guy? Who is that gal? Why is he/she here? The characters that are mainly prominent in my fanstuff are placed here.
*[[User:Conchris/Random Stuff|Random Stuff]] - This is where I write transcripts that I don't really see fit to be placed into an actual fanstuff, also for image storage. '''READ AT YOUR OWN PERIL!'''

== Finished Fanstuff ==
*[[Con_email.wue|Con_email.wue]] - The immigrated WUE from the HRFWiki, this one lasted for 125 or something emails before ending and making way for "Conshow".

== Random Thought(s) of every-now-and-then (and then some!) ==
I can safely say that Cartoon Drive Thru has somehow managed to rekindle my spark for writing my text fiction comedy shows again.

Posted at 16:59, 17 December 2014 (EST)

*[[User:Conchris/prevthoughts|Previous thoughts]]

== Schedule ==
''This is the schedule I NORMALLY use when updating my fanstuff, don't expect me to follow it like it was the last bloody thing on Earth.''

:Upcoming:
* Conshow - Episode 73
* Animalia Investigatus - Episode 2
* Conshow - Episode 74
* Conshow - Episode 75

:Side works:
* RiffText - Con_email.wue (Assisting)
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== What am I doing? ==
*Stuff, that's all.
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Conshow/Running Gags

2015-01-24T22:42:30Z

Conchris:

== What are Running Gags? ==
Running gags are jokes repeated (often in varying forms) in a work or a series of works. This WUS isn't complete without running gags. So, find out which ones are repeated often!

== Running Gags ==
=== IT'S NOT A TOASTER! ===
''Conchris can invent many things. Sometimes, certain characters can cheekily claim that Conchris' invention is a toaster, sometimes causing a reaction. Sometimes, a toaster is mentioned in a non-cheeky manner.''

*[[Conshow/6|Episode 6]] - Cieeia asks Conchris if it is another toaster. There is no angry reply.
*[[Conshow/7|Episode 7]] - Cieeia cheekily claims that Conchris building another toaster. Conchris replies angrily.
*[[Conshow/21|Episode 21]] - Cieeia calls the Dimension Traveller a "Giant Toaster" causing Conchris to use machinery to punch her.
*[[Conshow/22|Episode 22]] - Conchris mentions that he gave the toaster to Cruroar's mom in exchange for tickets.
*[[Conshow/27|Episode 27]] - Cieeia tests Conchris (turned into a doll) by saying that all of his inventions are toasters. This causes a rather angry reaction from him.
*[[Conshow/32|Episode 32]] - After Forest claims that 99.9999999999% of Conchris' ideas suck, Cruroar butts in by mentioning that the toaster was a good idea, causing Conchris to react in an angry way telling them to "STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TOASTER!"
*[[Conshow/35|Episode 35]] - Instance 1: Before the intro, Conchris throws a grenade at Cieeia to get back at the "four times <nowiki>[she]</nowiki> called <nowiki>[his]</nowiki> stuff toasters. Instance 2: When Conchris is reduced to a head, Cieeia jokingly calls Conchris a "toaster man"
*[[Conshow/38|Episode 38]] - Conchris mentions that he was making a toaster instead of another human-like robot.
*[[Conshow/42|Episode 42]] - Sirhcnoc invents a robot disguised as a toaster, annoying Greg.
*[[Conshow/44|Episode 44]] - Greg guesses that Sirhcnoc's newest creation is a toaster.
*[[Conshow/46|Episode 46]] - Conchris and company are killed by flying kitchen appliances.
*[[Conshow/50/split1|Episode 50]] - Conchris pulls out a toaster in an effort to escape from the jail cells.
*[[Conshow/51|Episode 51]] - Instance 1: Conchris claims that Cruroar mangled a possessed toaster. Instance 2: Forest tries to fill in Conchris' spot by trying to present a toaster to Cruroar and Cieeia.
*[[Conshow/52|Episode 52]] - Forest destroys a broken toaster with violence. Conchris later pins the blame on Cieeia.
*[[Conshow/60|Episode 60]] - At the end, the toaster is a part of a museum exhibit.
*[[Conshow/64|Episode 64]] - Conchris pulls out a toaster, claiming it to be a time machine, on which he had been corrected by Jake.
*[[Conshow/65|Episode 65]] - If it's anything to be believed, a toaster saved the internet from leaking out.
*[[Conshow/71|Episode 71]] - Conchris buys a toaster from Clark and, later on, works on something that isn't a toaster.
*[[Conshow/72|Episode 72]] - Jake guesses that what Clark has up his sleeve is a toaster. This guessing gets him tased.

'''TOASTER MENTIONS:'''
*Conchris - 7
*<s>Cieeia</s> Katie - 5
*<s>Cruroar</s> Jake - 3
*Forest - 2
*<s>Sirhcnoc</s> Clark - 1
*Greg - 1
*Writer - 1
*Misc. - 1

=== Chrionroar = Projectile/Door Breaker? ===
''Chrionroar is an idiot. We understand that. Also, he doesn't feel pain because of the lack of nerves in his body. Certain characters sometimes utilises him as a projectile or a door breaker. Also, he also capable of bending space and time as he appears in the space episodes despite the fact that he is supposed to be somewhere else.''

*[[Conshow/26|Episode 26]] - Chrionroar is thrown at Sirhcnoc, causing massive pain. Chrionroar claims to be a brick. Forest was the thrower.
*[[Conshow/29|Episode 29]] - In the opening, Chrionroar is thrown by Cruroar at the remote to turn it on. He claims to be a vase and acts like one.
*[[Conshow/32|Episode 32]] - Greg breaks down the door with Chrionroar as a battering ram, or so Chrionroar claims to be.
*[[Conshow/34|Episode 34]] - A space pirate breaks down the door with Chrionroar's head, claiming to be a door breaker. He is then thrown into a plot hole.
*[[Conshow/35|Episode 35]] - The strange creature bashes open the door to the ruined bedroom with Chrionroar's head. Again, he is then thrown into a plot hole.
*[[Conshow/41|Episode 41]] - On the first time entering the house, Conchris breaks down the door with Chrionroar's head.
*[[Conshow/49|Episode 49]] - Xavian enters the scene by using Chrionroar to bash down the door, causing canned laughter to be heard.
*[[Conshow/58|Episode 58 (The new one)]] - Inversed in a way. The remote control that is thrown turns into Chrionroar with a bunch of buttons on his back.

=== Deaths (Post-Season 6) ===
''Dying is still not permanent in this show, when a character dies, major or minor, they will come back the next episode. This section tracks the deaths of major characters from Season 6 onwards.'' 
''Cold Opening deaths count!''

*Jake - 3 (First Blood: [[Conshow/62|Episode 62]])
*Conchris - 2 (First Blood: [[Conshow/62|Episode 62]])
*Katie - 1 (First Blood: [[Conshow/65|Episode 65]])
*Aria - 1 (First Blood: [[Conshow/65|Episode 65]])
*Mr. Person - 1 (First Blood: [[Conshow/65|Episode 65]])
*Clark - 1 (First Blood: [[Conshow/65|Episode 65]])
*Forest - 1 (First Blood: [[Conshow/72|Episode 72]])

=== Deaths (Pre-Season 6) ===
''Dying is never permanent in this show, when a character dies, major or minor, they will come back the next episode. This section tracks the deaths of major characters''

*Conchris - 19 (5 limb decapitations)
*Cruroar - 18 (1 limb decapitation)
*Cieeia - 12 (Cruroar survived the attack in Episode 54, so it could be assumed that Cieeia also survived. The number shown is assuming she didn't)
*Forest - 10 (10th was permanent)
*Chrionroar - 3
*Sirhcnoc - 5
*Greg - 5 (5th was permanent)
*Nydara - 5
*Aria - 3 (3rd was permanent)
*Wikity - 4
*Mr. Person - 2 (2nd was permanent)
*Officer Generic - 2 (2nd was permanent)

'''MOST ACCIDENT PRONE AWARD GOES TO:''' Conchris with 19 deaths.

[[Category:Running Gags]]

Conshow/Running Gags

2015-01-24T22:35:56Z

Conchris: /* IT'S NOT A TOASTER! */

== What are Running Gags? ==
Running gags are jokes repeated (often in varying forms) in a work or a series of works. This WUS isn't complete without running gags. So, find out which ones are repeated often!

== Running Gags ==
=== IT'S NOT A TOASTER! ===
''Conchris can invent many things. Sometimes, certain characters can cheekily claim that Conchris' invention is a toaster, sometimes causing a reaction. Sometimes, a toaster is mentioned in a non-cheeky manner.''

*[[Conshow/6|Episode 6]] - Cieeia asks Conchris if it is another toaster. There is no angry reply.
*[[Conshow/7|Episode 7]] - Cieeia cheekily claims that Conchris building another toaster. Conchris replies angrily.
*[[Conshow/21|Episode 21]] - Cieeia calls the Dimension Traveller a "Giant Toaster" causing Conchris to use machinery to punch her.
*[[Conshow/22|Episode 22]] - Conchris mentions that he gave the toaster to Cruroar's mom in exchange for tickets.
*[[Conshow/27|Episode 27]] - Cieeia tests Conchris (turned into a doll) by saying that all of his inventions are toasters. This causes a rather angry reaction from him.
*[[Conshow/32|Episode 32]] - After Forest claims that 99.9999999999% of Conchris' ideas suck, Cruroar butts in by mentioning that the toaster was a good idea, causing Conchris to react in an angry way telling them to "STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TOASTER!"
*[[Conshow/35|Episode 35]] - Instance 1: Before the intro, Conchris throws a grenade at Cieeia to get back at the "four times <nowiki>[she]</nowiki> called <nowiki>[his]</nowiki> stuff toasters. Instance 2: When Conchris is reduced to a head, Cieeia jokingly calls Conchris a "toaster man"
*[[Conshow/38|Episode 38]] - Conchris mentions that he was making a toaster instead of another human-like robot.
*[[Conshow/42|Episode 42]] - Sirhcnoc invents a robot disguised as a toaster, annoying Greg.
*[[Conshow/44|Episode 44]] - Greg guesses that Sirhcnoc's newest creation is a toaster.
*[[Conshow/46|Episode 46]] - Conchris and company are killed by flying kitchen appliances.
*[[Conshow/50/split1|Episode 50]] - Conchris pulls out a toaster in an effort to escape from the jail cells.
*[[Conshow/51|Episode 51]] - Instance 1: Conchris claims that Cruroar mangled a possessed toaster. Instance 2: Forest tries to fill in Conchris' spot by trying to present a toaster to Cruroar and Cieeia.
*[[Conshow/52|Episode 52]] - Forest destroys a broken toaster with violence. Conchris later pins the blame on Cieeia.
*[[Conshow/60|Episode 60]] - At the end, the toaster is a part of a museum exhibit.
*[[Conshow/64|Episode 64]] - Conchris pulls out a toaster, claiming it to be a time machine, on which he had been corrected by Jake.
*[[Conshow/65|Episode 65]] - If it's anything to be believed, a toaster saved the internet from leaking out.
*[[Conshow/71|Episode 71]] - Conchris buys a toaster from Clark and, later on, works on something that isn't a toaster.
*[[Conshow/72|Episode 72]] - Jake guesses that what Clark has up his sleeve is a toaster. This guessing gets him tased.

'''TOASTER MENTIONS:'''
*Conchris - 7
*<s>Cieeia</s> Katie - 5
*<s>Cruroar</s> Jake - 3
*Forest - 2
*<s>Sirhcnoc</s> Clark - 1
*Greg - 1
*Writer - 1
*Misc. - 1

=== Chrionroar = Projectile/Door Breaker? ===
''Chrionroar is an idiot. We understand that. Also, he doesn't feel pain because of the lack of nerves in his body. Certain characters sometimes utilises him as a projectile or a door breaker. Also, he also capable of bending space and time as he appears in the space episodes despite the fact that he is supposed to be somewhere else.''

*[[Conshow/26|Episode 26]] - Chrionroar is thrown at Sirhcnoc, causing massive pain. Chrionroar claims to be a brick. Forest was the thrower.
*[[Conshow/29|Episode 29]] - In the opening, Chrionroar is thrown by Cruroar at the remote to turn it on. He claims to be a vase and acts like one.
*[[Conshow/32|Episode 32]] - Greg breaks down the door with Chrionroar as a battering ram, or so Chrionroar claims to be.
*[[Conshow/34|Episode 34]] - A space pirate breaks down the door with Chrionroar's head, claiming to be a door breaker. He is then thrown into a plot hole.
*[[Conshow/35|Episode 35]] - The strange creature bashes open the door to the ruined bedroom with Chrionroar's head. Again, he is then thrown into a plot hole.
*[[Conshow/41|Episode 41]] - On the first time entering the house, Conchris breaks down the door with Chrionroar's head.
*[[Conshow/49|Episode 49]] - Xavian enters the scene by using Chrionroar to bash down the door, causing canned laughter to be heard.
*[[Conshow/58|Episode 58 (The new one)]] - Inversed in a way. The remote control that is thrown turns into Chrionroar with a bunch of buttons on his back.

=== Deaths ===
''Dying is never permanent in this show, when a character dies, major or minor, they will come back the next episode. This section tracks the deaths of major characters''

*Conchris - 19 (5 limb decapitations)
*Cruroar - 18 (1 limb decapitation)
*Cieeia - 12 (Cruroar survived the attack in Episode 54, so it could be assumed that Cieeia also survived. The number shown is assuming she didn't)
*Forest - 10 (10th was permanent)
*Chrionroar - 3
*Sirhcnoc - 5
*Greg - 5 (5th was permanent)
*Nydara - 5
*Aria - 3 (3rd was permanent)
*Wikity - 4
*Mr. Person - 2 (2nd was permanent)
*Officer Generic - 2 (2nd was permanent)

'''MOST ACCIDENT PRONE AWARD GOES TO:''' Conchris with 19 deaths.

[[Category:Running Gags]]

Conshow/season7

2015-01-24T22:28:10Z

Conchris:

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| style="text-align:center; font-size:smaller;" | [[Conshow/71|Clark's Gift Job]] | [[Conshow/72|From Hero to Ineffectual Villain]] | [[Conshow/73|It Still Came From The Shallows]] {{:Conshow/seasons}}
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Conshow/72

2015-01-24T22:27:27Z

Conchris: formatting

== Summary ==
''Conchris and Clark swap roles for a week, who will prove to be the better villain... no... hero? No, uh... anti-hero...? Anti... villain? Oh who cares.''

== Transcript ==

''{[[Conshow/IntrosandCredits#Season_7|Cue intro]]}''

''{Open: Clark's Gift Shop, Clark is asleep on the counter as Jake enters, stage left}''

'''JAKE:''' Uh, hey, Clark.

'''CLARK:''' ''{sleepy}'' Wuh? Buh? Clarice? Is that y-- oh... ''{puts head back down}'' ...what is it?

'''JAKE:''' Uhm, the Villain Corp... place... thing... whatever. The Brotherhood called. They said that you haven't been villainising the countryside recently and they're ready to revoke your villain license if you don't perform an act of villainry in, uhm...

''{pulls out a sheet of paper, donning glasses to read}'' ...a week from now.

'''CLARK:''' Oh come on! I only just had one season to prepare myself! And do you know how much being a villain costs?! The prices are tremendou--

'''JAKE:''' Uh... there are ''homeless'' people who do a better job at being a villain than you. Why, when I came down here, I bore witness to a swarm of rats lead by one Hobo Joe.

''{Cut: The Streets, Jake is walking along, pausing as he passes an alleyway. Squeaking sounds ensue.}''

'''JAKE:''' What in the wo-- ''{turns around, eyes widening}'' --RRRRRRRLLLLLLDDDD?!

''{Camera reveals a swarm of rats running down the alleyway, with a throne made out of cardboard and tin cans being carried by a group of them. Sitting on the throne is a man with a messy bread, wearing a crown made out of plastic cups}''

'''HOBO JOE:''' Itsh I, Hobo Joe! And I have come to take yer toes!

'''JAKE:''' Oh son of a--

''{Cut: Clark's Gift Shop, Clark seems relatively disturbed while Jake remains non-chalant}''

'''JAKE:''' So... yeah... you'll need to step up your villain game here. Also, don't count on me being your minion. I may be your only employee, but I'm still one of the good guys.

'''CLARK:''' Oh, well, that's interesting...

''{Beat}''

'''CLARK:''' So, have you heard the news?

'''JAKE:''' What?

'''CLARK:''' YOU'RE FIRED!

''{Cut: The House, Conchris is watching television while chomping down on a bag of non-descript chips. A door is heard opening and closing, causing the blue-haired one to look up}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh hey, it's the loser. How was work at Clark's Sh--

'''JAKE:''' Don't give me any of your lip, Conches. I was fired... ''again''.

''{Katie pops her head out of the kitchen doorway}''

'''KATIE:''' That makes it... seventy-three now?

'''JAKE:''' Eh, well, I'm going to go upstairs and complain about how much my life sucks on the internet. Would anyone care to join m--

''{The whole scene starts shaking as metallic footsteps grow louder and louder}''

'''JAKE:''' What was th--

'''CONCHRIS:''' OH GOD IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!

'''KATIE:''' ''{clings to Jake}'' P-Protect me, s-sir knight!

''{Cut: The Streets, a giant mecha stomps its way down the street, only to stop outside The House. The cockpit opens before ejecting its pilot}''

'''CLARK:''' AAHHHHHHHHH-- Oof.

''{Clark picks himself up off the ground as Conchris, Jake and Katie investigate}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh... I wasn't expecting any pizza delivery today, but I would gladly take it off yo--

'''CLARK:''' Silence you fool! ''{Beat}'' Now... I wanted to come here to tell you something so dark, so dangerous that not even the most villainous of villains would ever think it up!

'''JAKE:''' It's a toaster right? ''{Clark's expression becomes that of exasperation}'' It is a toaster, isn't it? ''{Clark slowly becomes more and more annoyed as Jake goes on}'' Or maybe it's a bus with a few spikes on it. Are you ever going t--

''{Clark interrupts Jake by pulling out a taser and shocking him}''

'''JAKE:''' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''CLARK:''' As I was saying... I, Clark the Gift Shop Guy, master of Wiki User Show Villainry, the member of multiple Villain organisations, and frequent club goer of Seventh Circle, challenge ''you'', Conches, if that is your name, to a test of morality!

'''CONCHRIS:''' And that would be?

'''CLARK:''' I challenge you ''{pulls out a chalkboard and a pointer, pointing to the text that reads, as he says it:}'' to a Role Swap!

''{Dun dun dun!}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{yawns}'' Bor-ring! That plot sounds like a body swap plot except without the body swapping. I mean, you're not even a hot chi--

''{Clark fires the taser at Conchris, knocking him off-screen}''

'''KATIE:''' ''{looks concerned}'' So what does that mean for us?

'''CLARK:''' Well, you get to be minions for a day... it's pretty good pay, or so I hear. I would know because I USED TO HAVE ONE.

'''KATIE:''' Oh... Is Jake going to be alri--

''{Clark tases Katie, cut to <s>Clark's</s> Conches's Gift Shop, Conchris is sitting, bored, at the cash register as Katie roams the aisles, Forest is playing on an arcade cabinet, and Jake is watching cat videos in his office}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Curse that Clark. Not only did he challenge us, he broke my augments.

'''JAKE:''' I thought you didn't have any augments?

'''CONCHRIS:''' My ''vision'' is augmented... or WAS.

'''KATIE:''' Well, he challenged us to a role swap, so what should we do, oh, ''fearless leader''?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well...

''{Katie glares at Conchris, smacking him}''

'''KATIE:''' NOT THAT WAY!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{shocked}'' H-Hey! I'm not ''that'' kind of guy! At all... The kind of guy ''I'' am is...

''{Cut to outside the Gift Shop, Katie and Forest are willing boards reading "Come Visit Reedsen Gift Shop!" "Guaranteed not to murder you!"}''

'''KATIE:''' ''{dull}'' Come visit Reedsen's only gift shop... gifts that the whole family can enjoy... teddy bears, commerative mugs, death rays... we got 'em all...

'''FOREST:''' You sound so dull.

'''KATIE:''' Maybe it's because we have to wear these ridiculous billboards. ''{does a double-take as she realises Forest isn't wearing a billboard}'' Why aren't you wearing yours?!

'''FOREST:''' Well, who needs diplomacy, when you've got laser beams? Observe. ''{grabs a nearby passerby}'' Come visit Reedsen's only gift shop, or I will find where you live... and I will kill you.

'''PASSERBY:''' Okay! Okay! ''{pulls out wallet}'' You can take all the money I have! Just please don't hurt me!

''{Forest lets the passerby go, snatching the wallet. She pulls out some money, counting it as she smiles smugly to Katie}''

'''FOREST:''' One of the benefits for being a warbot. You get paid. In blood. And cash money.

'''KATIE:''' B-But... kindness wins all the wars...

'''FOREST:''' Oh no... poor little naive Katie is having her little worldview shattered. Boo-hoo, cry me a river. Grow u--

''{Jump-cut, Forest is curled up against the wall, all mangled, while Katie walks about, waving Forest's arm around}''

'''KATIE:''' Come visit Reedsen's only gift shop! Gifts that the whole family can enjoy!

''{Cut to the inside of the Gift Shop, Conchris is manning the register as a man approaches with a pile of cards}''

'''MAN:''' I would like to purchase these please.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Uh... I think you've already made your intent the minute you threw them onto the counter... anyhow... ''{pushes a few buttons on the cash register}'' That'll be, uh--

''{A rumbling sound is heard, shaking the screen for a few moments before stopping}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' 15 Reedsen bucks... ''{glances downwards}'' And I'll be right back...

''{Cut: Gift Shop Basement, Conchris and Jake are at the top of the stairs, there is a large hover tank parked in the center}''

'''JAKE:''' Holy...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Huh... I wonder if Clark knew he had one of these?

'''JAKE:''' Well, perhaps it's for the best that we-- ''{notices Conchris hopping into the driver's seat}'' H-Hey! That's not yours!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh yeah? Well, you're fired! ''{clangs the hatch shut, driving the tank off-screen, distant screams are heard}''

'''JAKE:''' ''{sighs}'' Seventy-four...

''{Cut: The House, Clark is lounging around on the sofa, sipping soda}''

'''CLARK:''' Now this is what I call the Life, lounging around, watching TV, playing video games and just maxing and relaxing... Nothing bad can go wrong no--

''{A distant explosion is heard off-screen}''

'''CLARK:''' What in the blazes was that?!

''{Clark runs outside to find a tank rolling down the street, firing lasers in seemingly random directions. It stops just short of Clark and a loudspeaker rolls out of the hatch}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{voice}'' So, Clark, my mortal enemy. Welcome to Die!

'''CLARK:''' ''{looks around, noting the charred buildings and screaming people}'' I... uh... don't feel very welcomed... and how'd you get a hovertank?

'''CONCHRIS:''' I stole it. And now... prepare to die! Wahahahahaha!

''{The hovertank charges up a laser shot, firing it directly at Clark... and missing completely, bouncing harmlessly off a pile of shattered glass}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Uh...

'''CLARK:''' Alright, now it's my turn! I'll show you that I can be just as good at heroics as you! ''{charges towards the hovertank, arms flailing}'' Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

''{Clark hits the tank once accompanied by a clink}''

'''CLARK:''' I've done all I can.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Apparently...

'''CLARK:''' But wait! I still have a secret weapon!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh? Do tell...

'''CLARK:''' It's... wait, hold on, why am I telling ''you''?

'''CONCHRIS:''' I dunno, it's what all heroes do.

'''CLARK:''' Well, I won't play to tradition! ''{climbs up the tank, climbing down the hatch and closing it shut}'' Give it.

'''CONCHRIS:''' No!

'''CLARK:''' Give it!

'''CONCHRIS:''' No!

'''CLARK:''' You will hand me that tank at once!

'''CONCHRIS:''' I stole it first!

'''CLARK:''' Well then I'll have to take it, by force! ''{clunk}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Ow! Why you! ''{thunk, clank, clunk}''

''{A loud klaxon is heard as the hovertank slowly turns red}''

'''CLARK:''' Uh...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Uhm...

'''HOVERTANK:''' Self-destruct in 3... 2... 1...

''{Beat}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well that wa--

''{The hovertank explodes, jump-cut to Reedsen Hospital, Conchris and Clark are heavily bandaged}''

'''DOCTOR:''' You both are very lucky to have survived that explosion, not a lot of people live through those.

'''CLARK:''' ''{muffled}'' You're telling me...

'''DOCTOR:''' Anyway, your injuries should heal in a good week or so. As for me, I'm off to harrass this one kid who'd been a thorn in my side for too long... ''{pulls out a pair of bushy eyebrows and attaches them to his face}'' Bye. ''{jumps out of the nearby window, 8-bit spaceship sounds can be heard fading away, slowly, as Jake and Katie arrive}''

'''JAKE:''' We came here as soon as we heard that you two were hospitalised!

'''KATIE:''' Yeah... we felt kind of bad that you keep firing Jakey-wakey ('''JAKE:''' Never call me that again), so we got you a present.

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{muffled}'' A present?

''{Katie opens the present, revealing it to be a flamethrower}''

'''KATIE:''' YOU'RE FIRED!

''{[[Conshow/IntrosandCredits#Season_7|Cue credits (3)]]}''

{{:Conshow/season7}}

Conshow/72

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Conchris:

== Summary ==
''Conchris and Clark swap roles for a week, who will prove to be the better villain... no... hero? No, uh... anti-hero...? Anti... villain? Oh who cares.''

== Transcript ==

''{[[Conshow/IntrosandCredits#Season_7|Cue intro]]}''

''{Open: Clark's Gift Shop, Clark is asleep on the counter as Jake enters, stage left}''

'''JAKE:''' Uh, hey, Clark.

'''CLARK:''' ''{sleepy}'' Wuh? Buh? Clarice? Is that y-- oh... ''{puts head back down}'' ...what is it?

'''JAKE:''' Uhm, the Villain Corp... place... thing... whatever. The Brotherhood called. They said that you haven't been villainising

the countryside recently and they're ready to revoke your villain license if you don't perform an act of villainry in, uhm...

''{pulls out a sheet of paper, donning glasses to read}'' ...a week from now.

'''CLARK:''' Oh come on! I only just had one season to prepare myself! And do you know how much being a villain costs?! The prices

are tremendou--

'''JAKE:''' Uh... there are ''homeless'' people who do a better job at being a villain than you. Why, when I came down here, I bore

witness to a swarm of rats lead by one Hobo Joe.

''{Cut: The Streets, Jake is walking along, pausing as he passes an alleyway. Squeaking sounds ensue.}''

'''JAKE:''' What in the wo-- ''{turns around, eyes widening}'' --RRRRRRRLLLLLLDDDD?!

''{Camera reveals a swarm of rats running down the alleyway, with a throne made out of cardboard and tin cans being carried by a

group of them. Sitting on the throne is a man with a messy bread, wearing a crown made out of plastic cups}''

'''HOBO JOE:''' Itsh I, Hobo Joe! And I have come to take yer toes!

'''JAKE:''' Oh son of a--

''{Cut: Clark's Gift Shop, Clark seems relatively disturbed while Jake remains non-chalant}''

'''JAKE:''' So... yeah... you'll need to step up your villain game here. Also, don't count on me being your minion. I may be your

only employee, but I'm still one of the good guys.

'''CLARK:''' Oh, well, that's interesting...

''{Beat}''

'''CLARK:''' So, have you heard the news?

'''JAKE:''' What?

'''CLARK:''' YOU'RE FIRED!

''{Cut: The House, Conchris is watching television while chomping down on a bag of non-descript chips. A door is heard opening and closing, causing the blue-haired one to look up}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh hey, it's the loser. How was work at Clark's Sh--

'''JAKE:''' Don't give me any of your lip, Conches. I was fired... ''again''.

''{Katie pops her head out of the kitchen doorway}''

'''KATIE:''' That makes it... seventy-three now?

'''JAKE:''' Eh, well, I'm going to go upstairs and complain about how much my life sucks on the internet. Would anyone care to join m--

''{The whole scene starts shaking as metallic footsteps grow louder and louder}''

'''JAKE:''' What was th--

'''CONCHRIS:''' OH GOD IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!

'''KATIE:''' ''{clings to Jake}'' P-Protect me, s-sir knight!

''{Cut: The Streets, a giant mecha stomps its way down the street, only to stop outside The House. The cockpit opens before ejecting its pilot}''

'''CLARK:''' AAHHHHHHHHH-- Oof.

''{Clark picks himself up off the ground as Conchris, Jake and Katie investigate}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh... I wasn't expecting any pizza delivery today, but I would gladly take it off yo--

'''CLARK:''' Silence you fool! ''{Beat}'' Now... I wanted to come here to tell you something so dark, so dangerous that not even the most villainous of villains would ever think it up!

'''JAKE:''' It's a toaster right? ''{Clark's expression becomes that of exasperation}'' It is a toaster, isn't it? ''{Clark slowly becomes more and more annoyed as Jake goes on}'' Or maybe it's a bus with a few spikes on it. Are you ever going t--

''{Clark interrupts Jake by pulling out a taser and shocking him}''

'''JAKE:''' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

'''CLARK:''' As I was saying... I, Clark the Gift Shop Guy, master of Wiki User Show Villainry, the member of multiple Villain organisations, and frequent club goer of Seventh Circle, challenge ''you'', Conches, if that is your name, to a test of morality!

'''CONCHRIS:''' And that would be?

'''CLARK:''' I challenge you ''{pulls out a chalkboard and a pointer, pointing to the text that reads, as he says it:}'' to a Role Swap!

''{Dun dun dun!}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{yawns}'' Bor-ring! That plot sounds like a body swap plot except without the body swapping. I mean, you're not even a hot chi--

''{Clark fires the taser at Conchris, knocking him off-screen}''

'''KATIE:''' ''{looks concerned}'' So what does that mean for us?

'''CLARK:''' Well, you get to be minions for a day... it's pretty good pay, or so I hear. I would know because I USED TO HAVE ONE.

'''KATIE:''' Oh... Is Jake going to be alri--

''{Clark tases Katie, cut to <s>Clark's</s> Conches's Gift Shop, Conchris is sitting, bored, at the cash register as Katie roams the aisles, Forest is playing on an arcade cabinet, and Jake is watching cat videos in his office}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Curse that Clark. Not only did he challenge us, he broke my augments.

'''JAKE:''' I thought you didn't have any augments?

'''CONCHRIS:''' My ''vision'' is augmented... or WAS.

'''KATIE:''' Well, he challenged us to a role swap, so what should we do, oh, ''fearless leader''?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well...

''{Katie glares at Conchris, smacking him}''

'''KATIE:''' NOT THAT WAY!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{shocked}'' H-Hey! I'm not ''that'' kind of guy! At all... The kind of guy ''I'' am is...

''{Cut to outside the Gift Shop, Katie and Forest are willing boards reading "Come Visit Reedsen Gift Shop!" "Guaranteed not to murder you!"}''

'''KATIE:''' ''{dull}'' Come visit Reedsen's only gift shop... gifts that the whole family can enjoy... teddy bears, commerative mugs, death rays... we got 'em all...

'''FOREST:''' You sound so dull.

'''KATIE:''' Maybe it's because we have to wear these ridiculous billboards. ''{does a double-take as she realises Forest isn't wearing a billboard}'' Why aren't you wearing yours?!

'''FOREST:''' Well, who needs diplomacy, when you've got laser beams? Observe. ''{grabs a nearby passerby}'' Come visit Reedsen's only gift shop, or I will find where you live... and I will kill you.

'''PASSERBY:''' Okay! Okay! ''{pulls out wallet}'' You can take all the money I have! Just please don't hurt me!

''{Forest lets the passerby go, snatching the wallet. She pulls out some money, counting it as she smiles smugly to Katie}''

'''FOREST:''' One of the benefits for being a warbot. You get paid. In blood. And cash money.

'''KATIE:''' B-But... kindness wins all the wars...

'''FOREST:''' Oh no... poor little naive Katie is having her little worldview shattered. Boo-hoo, cry me a river. Grow u--

''{Jump-cut, Forest is curled up against the wall, all mangled, while Katie walks about, waving Forest's arm around}''

'''KATIE:''' Come visit Reedsen's only gift shop! Gifts that the whole family can enjoy!

''{Cut to the inside of the Gift Shop, Conchris is manning the register as a man approaches with a pile of cards}''

'''MAN:''' I would like to purchase these please.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Uh... I think you've already made your intent the minute you threw them onto the counter... anyhow... ''{pushes a few buttons on the cash register}'' That'll be, uh--

''{A rumbling sound is heard, shaking the screen for a few moments before stopping}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' 15 Reedsen bucks... ''{glances downwards}'' And I'll be right back...

''{Cut: Gift Shop Basement, Conchris and Jake are at the top of the stairs, there is a large hover tank parked in the center}''

'''JAKE:''' Holy...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Huh... I wonder if Clark knew he had one of these?

'''JAKE:''' Well, perhaps it's for the best that we-- ''{notices Conchris hopping into the driver's seat}'' H-Hey! That's not yours!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh yeah? Well, you're fired! ''{clangs the hatch shut, driving the tank off-screen, distant screams are heard}''

'''JAKE:''' ''{sighs}'' Seventy-four...

''{Cut: The House, Clark is lounging around on the sofa, sipping soda}''

'''CLARK:''' Now this is what I call the Life, lounging around, watching TV, playing video games and just maxing and relaxing... Nothing bad can go wrong no--

''{A distant explosion is heard off-screen}''

'''CLARK:''' What in the blazes was that?!

''{Clark runs outside to find a tank rolling down the street, firing lasers in seemingly random directions. It stops just short of Clark and a loudspeaker rolls out of the hatch}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{voice}'' So, Clark, my mortal enemy. Welcome to Die!

'''CLARK:''' ''{looks around, noting the charred buildings and screaming people}'' I... uh... don't feel very welcomed... and how'd you get a hovertank?

'''CONCHRIS:''' I stole it. And now... prepare to die! Wahahahahaha!

''{The hovertank charges up a laser shot, firing it directly at Clark... and missing completely, bouncing harmlessly off a pile of shattered glass}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Uh...

'''CLARK:''' Alright, now it's my turn! I'll show you that I can be just as good at heroics as you! ''{charges towards the hovertank, arms flailing}'' Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

''{Clark hits the tank once accompanied by a clink}''

'''CLARK:''' I've done all I can.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Apparently...

'''CLARK:''' But wait! I still have a secret weapon!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh? Do tell...

'''CLARK:''' It's... wait, hold on, why am I telling ''you''?

'''CONCHRIS:''' I dunno, it's what all heroes do.

'''CLARK:''' Well, I won't play to tradition! ''{climbs up the tank, climbing down the hatch and closing it shut}'' Give it.

'''CONCHRIS:''' No!

'''CLARK:''' Give it!

'''CONCHRIS:''' No!

'''CLARK:''' You will hand me that tank at once!

'''CONCHRIS:''' I stole it first!

'''CLARK:''' Well then I'll have to take it, by force! ''{clunk}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Ow! Why you! ''{thunk, clank, clunk}''

''{A loud klaxon is heard as the hovertank slowly turns red}''

'''CLARK:''' Uh...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Uhm...

'''HOVERTANK:''' Self-destruct in 3... 2... 1...

''{Beat}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well that wa--

''{The hovertank explodes, jump-cut to Reedsen Hospital, Conchris and Clark are heavily bandaged}''

'''DOCTOR:''' You both are very lucky to have survived that explosion, not a lot of people live through those.

'''CLARK:''' ''{muffled}'' You're telling me...

'''DOCTOR:''' Anyway, your injuries should heal in a good week or so. As for me, I'm off to harrass this one kid who'd been a thorn in my side for too long... ''{pulls out a pair of bushy eyebrows and attaches them to his face}'' Bye. ''{jumps out of the nearby window, 8-bit spaceship sounds can be heard fading away, slowly, as Jake and Katie arrive}''

'''JAKE:''' We came here as soon as we heard that you two were hospitalised!

'''KATIE:''' Yeah... we felt kind of bad that you keep firing Jakey-wakey ('''JAKE:''' Never call me that again), so we got you a present.

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{muffled}'' A present?

''{Katie opens the present, revealing it to be a flamethrower}''

'''KATIE:''' YOU'RE FIRED!

''{[[Conshow/IntrosandCredits#Season_7|Cue credits (3)]]}''

{{:Conshow/season7}}

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2015-01-24T21:57:10Z

Conchris: /* Season 7 */

== Intros and Credits ==
''Every show worth their salt needs a theme, even textual ones. These were picked by [[User:Conchris|someone]] in 2014, ones that fit or just sound cool, so they may not match what they would've been in the past.''

=== Season 1 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5gvjmTZMqM Aurea Carmina - Kevin Macleod]
* '''Credits Music:''' Aurea Carmina picks up where it left off.

=== Season 2 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/bonus-stage-theme-era-2 Bonus Stage Theme (Era 2) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/input-your-initials Input your Initials - Savestates]

=== Season 3 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' ""
* '''Credits Music:''' ""

=== Season 4 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/bonus-stage-theme-era-3 Bonus Stage Theme (Era 3)]
* '''Credits Music:''' ""

=== Season 5 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrc9siok3IU The Statue Got Me High - They Might Be Giants]
* '''Credits Music:''' The Statue Got Me High begins at the last chorus

* '''Intro Music (Episode 60):''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY It's The End of the World - REM]
* '''Credits Music (Episode 60):''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1_KChGQyyg Punchout!! Wii Credits Theme]

=== Season 6 ===
* '''Intro Music (Episode 64 onwards):''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OSlU8lYwH0 Let's Hang the Landlord - King Blues (Warning: VEVO link)]
* '''Credits Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-another-episode-defeated-s1-credits-1 Another Episode Defeated! (Deadly Space Action S1, credits #1) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music (Episode 65 onwards):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-s1-credits-2 Why Did That Happen? (DSA S1, Credits #2) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music (Episode 70):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-again-s2-credits-1 Why Did That Happen AGAIN? (DSA S2, Credits #1) - Savestates]

==== Season 6 Intro visuals ====
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals
|-
|[Violin opening] || Open to a scene with a television flickering on and off, as the violin picks up in pitch, the camera starts zooming out until it captures the entire city of Reedsen. As the music starts picking up, clouds begin, ahem, clouding the view as the logo for "CONSHOW" fades in.
|-
|[More music before singing] || Clips of the show start playing, replacing the clouds in the background.
|-
|I was classic bullying material strictly speaking, I was 4 ft tall with a 3 foot mohican, I bunked off school and bought some tattoo ink, engraved ‘punk 4 life’ on my arm with a safety pin.|| Cut to Jake getting dressed for work, the words "JAKE GOODWIN" popping up beside him, Katie slipping some letters on a nearby table as he puts a tie on, the words "KATIE GOLDILIN" shows up beside her as she leans in on scene. He takes the top bill and stares at it, facepalming and sighing silently as he continues to read it before becoming frustrated and throwing the stack of papers to the ground.
|-
|I was sleeping in a park and selling The Big Issue, but this ain’t no sob story so don’t reach for the tissue, cos these Spanish punks took me under their wing, opened a squat in Clapham Common they let me move in. || Cut to the kitchen, Aria is sitting on the counter, seemingly bobbing along to the music as Mr. Person totters around in the background, carrying a cup of coffee. As Aria raises her hand in greeting, her name shows up, alongside Mr. Person's trudging along behind him.
|-
| We used to sing: "If we hang the landlord from the top of the stairs... we could live here forever without a care..." || Cut to Conchris's room, the owner of said room is playing air guitar as Clark watches in disapproval. The names "CONCHRIS" and "CLARK" shows up beside them.
|-
| So let's hang the landlord from the top of the stairs, and we'll live like a millionaire... live like a millionaire.|| The scene is now playing random clips from the Conshow, zooming out slowly to reveal more and more clips being played before zooming out to the streets completely for the last part.
|-
|[Music stops] || A gathering of characters can be seen outside Jake and Katie's house, intro gag applies here before the scene fades out to the Conshow's logo again, followed by the episode and title.
|}

=== Season 7 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRU8T5yfCb4 A Little Doubt Goes A Long Way - Reel Big Fish]
* '''Credits Music (1):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-someone-or-something The Ballad of Someone or Something! (Start @ 1:53) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music (2):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-again-s2-credits-1 Why Did That Happen AGAIN?! - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music (3):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-youve-tried-the-restus-s2-credits-2 You've Tried The Restus (Deadly Space Action - Credits 2 - Season 2) - Savestates]

==== Season 7 Intro visuals ====
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals
|-
|Ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh || In time to the beat, the following words show up in pairs, while silhouettes of the main cast show up on the side, with colors depending on who they are:
*'''CONSHOW''' '''Written and Directed by Conchris'''
** '''CONCHRIS''' (Blue slide, left side, with light blue silhouette) '''CLARK''' (Red slide, right side, with light red silhouette)
* '''Hosted by [[User:Conchris|Reedsen Network]]'''
** '''JAKE''' (Green slide, left side, with light green silhouette, replaces Conchris) '''KATIE''' (Yellow slide, right side, with light yellow silhouette, replaces Clark)
* '''ARIA''' (Purple slide, pushes in from left side, with light purple silhouette) '''MR PERSON''' (Orange slide, pushes in from right side, with light orange silhouette)
* '''FOREST''' (Black slide, pushes in from bottom, bumping all characters off, has white silhouette). As soon as the music starts picking up, the screen is wiped.
|-
|I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something stupid, I gotta go || Clips from the episodes of Conshow start playing.
|-
|I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something lame.|| Clips from the episodes of Conshow continue playing, before cutting to Jake and Katie's house.
|-
|I know, it's your fault, that I'm in the mess I'm in.|| Jake walks in, throwing himself onto the couch and grabbing the remote. Katie walks in after he settles down, sitting down on his stomach, causing him to flail wildly.
|-
|And you think I'm cool but I don't, man.|| Aria and Mr. Person, in turn, jumps out from behind the couch, surprising the pair of them, until Forest fires a missile at them. It misses, causing it to careen into the camera. Cut to the streets.
|-
|And maybe, it's too soon. (It's too soon) But I think it's too late. (It's too late) . || Conchris is tinkering with a bicycle while Clark walks along at the opposite side of the street, stopping to glare at him.
|-
|And I think bad timing just won't wait || Clark throws a rubber ball at Conchris, hitting him in the head and prompting the villain to laugh before getting knocked over.
|-
|Maybe it's not right (I have a girlfriend), made a friend tonight (who was a girl and)... || More clips from the episodes of Conshow play.
|-
|I just wanted to talk to you, but then I started wondering... || ""
|-
|If she's the one... or not. || ""
|-
|So I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something stupid, I gotta go || Camera cuts to the streets, panning quickly until it stops in front of Jake and Katie's house, revealing a gathering of characters, major and minor, standing outside. Intro gag applies here.
|-
|But I know, I know that it's too late. || The scene fades out to the Conshow's logo again, followed by the episode and title.
|}

Conshow/IntrosandCredits

2015-01-23T19:18:10Z

Conchris: /* Season 7 */

== Intros and Credits ==
''Every show worth their salt needs a theme, even textual ones. These were picked by [[User:Conchris|someone]] in 2014, ones that fit or just sound cool, so they may not match what they would've been in the past.''

=== Season 1 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5gvjmTZMqM Aurea Carmina - Kevin Macleod]
* '''Credits Music:''' Aurea Carmina picks up where it left off.

=== Season 2 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/bonus-stage-theme-era-2 Bonus Stage Theme (Era 2) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/input-your-initials Input your Initials - Savestates]

=== Season 3 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' ""
* '''Credits Music:''' ""

=== Season 4 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/bonus-stage-theme-era-3 Bonus Stage Theme (Era 3)]
* '''Credits Music:''' ""

=== Season 5 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrc9siok3IU The Statue Got Me High - They Might Be Giants]
* '''Credits Music:''' The Statue Got Me High begins at the last chorus

* '''Intro Music (Episode 60):''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY It's The End of the World - REM]
* '''Credits Music (Episode 60):''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1_KChGQyyg Punchout!! Wii Credits Theme]

=== Season 6 ===
* '''Intro Music (Episode 64 onwards):''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OSlU8lYwH0 Let's Hang the Landlord - King Blues (Warning: VEVO link)]
* '''Credits Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-another-episode-defeated-s1-credits-1 Another Episode Defeated! (Deadly Space Action S1, credits #1) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music (Episode 65 onwards):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-s1-credits-2 Why Did That Happen? (DSA S1, Credits #2) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music (Episode 70):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-again-s2-credits-1 Why Did That Happen AGAIN? (DSA S2, Credits #1) - Savestates]

==== Season 6 Intro visuals ====
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|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals
|-
|[Violin opening] || Open to a scene with a television flickering on and off, as the violin picks up in pitch, the camera starts zooming out until it captures the entire city of Reedsen. As the music starts picking up, clouds begin, ahem, clouding the view as the logo for "CONSHOW" fades in.
|-
|[More music before singing] || Clips of the show start playing, replacing the clouds in the background.
|-
|I was classic bullying material strictly speaking, I was 4 ft tall with a 3 foot mohican, I bunked off school and bought some tattoo ink, engraved ‘punk 4 life’ on my arm with a safety pin.|| Cut to Jake getting dressed for work, the words "JAKE GOODWIN" popping up beside him, Katie slipping some letters on a nearby table as he puts a tie on, the words "KATIE GOLDILIN" shows up beside her as she leans in on scene. He takes the top bill and stares at it, facepalming and sighing silently as he continues to read it before becoming frustrated and throwing the stack of papers to the ground.
|-
|I was sleeping in a park and selling The Big Issue, but this ain’t no sob story so don’t reach for the tissue, cos these Spanish punks took me under their wing, opened a squat in Clapham Common they let me move in. || Cut to the kitchen, Aria is sitting on the counter, seemingly bobbing along to the music as Mr. Person totters around in the background, carrying a cup of coffee. As Aria raises her hand in greeting, her name shows up, alongside Mr. Person's trudging along behind him.
|-
| We used to sing: "If we hang the landlord from the top of the stairs... we could live here forever without a care..." || Cut to Conchris's room, the owner of said room is playing air guitar as Clark watches in disapproval. The names "CONCHRIS" and "CLARK" shows up beside them.
|-
| So let's hang the landlord from the top of the stairs, and we'll live like a millionaire... live like a millionaire.|| The scene is now playing random clips from the Conshow, zooming out slowly to reveal more and more clips being played before zooming out to the streets completely for the last part.
|-
|[Music stops] || A gathering of characters can be seen outside Jake and Katie's house, intro gag applies here before the scene fades out to the Conshow's logo again, followed by the episode and title.
|}

=== Season 7 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRU8T5yfCb4 A Little Doubt Goes A Long Way - Reel Big Fish]
* '''Credits Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-someone-or-something The Ballad of Someone or Something! (Start @ 1:53) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music (Clark-centric Episodes):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-again-s2-credits-1 Why Did That Happen AGAIN?! - Savestates]

==== Season 7 Intro visuals ====
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals
|-
|Ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh || In time to the beat, the following words show up in pairs, while silhouettes of the main cast show up on the side, with colors depending on who they are:
*'''CONSHOW''' '''Written and Directed by Conchris'''
** '''CONCHRIS''' (Blue slide, left side, with light blue silhouette) '''CLARK''' (Red slide, right side, with light red silhouette)
* '''Hosted by [[User:Conchris|Reedsen Network]]'''
** '''JAKE''' (Green slide, left side, with light green silhouette, replaces Conchris) '''KATIE''' (Yellow slide, right side, with light yellow silhouette, replaces Clark)
* '''ARIA''' (Purple slide, pushes in from left side, with light purple silhouette) '''MR PERSON''' (Orange slide, pushes in from right side, with light orange silhouette)
* '''FOREST''' (Black slide, pushes in from bottom, bumping all characters off, has white silhouette). As soon as the music starts picking up, the screen is wiped.
|-
|I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something stupid, I gotta go || Clips from the episodes of Conshow start playing.
|-
|I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something lame.|| Clips from the episodes of Conshow continue playing, before cutting to Jake and Katie's house.
|-
|I know, it's your fault, that I'm in the mess I'm in.|| Jake walks in, throwing himself onto the couch and grabbing the remote. Katie walks in after he settles down, sitting down on his stomach, causing him to flail wildly.
|-
|And you think I'm cool but I don't, man.|| Aria and Mr. Person, in turn, jumps out from behind the couch, surprising the pair of them, until Forest fires a missile at them. It misses, causing it to careen into the camera. Cut to the streets.
|-
|And maybe, it's too soon. (It's too soon) But I think it's too late. (It's too late) . || Conchris is tinkering with a bicycle while Clark walks along at the opposite side of the street, stopping to glare at him.
|-
|And I think bad timing just won't wait || Clark throws a rubber ball at Conchris, hitting him in the head and prompting the villain to laugh before getting knocked over.
|-
|Maybe it's not right (I have a girlfriend), made a friend tonight (who was a girl and)... || More clips from the episodes of Conshow play.
|-
|I just wanted to talk to you, but then I started wondering... || ""
|-
|If she's the one... or not. || ""
|-
|So I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something stupid, I gotta go || Camera cuts to the streets, panning quickly until it stops in front of Jake and Katie's house, revealing a gathering of characters, major and minor, standing outside. Intro gag applies here.
|-
|But I know, I know that it's too late. || The scene fades out to the Conshow's logo again, followed by the episode and title.
|}

Conshow/72

2015-01-23T19:04:00Z

Conchris: Creating page for when I come back later with a fully-written episode in my head

Conshow

2015-01-23T19:01:26Z

Conchris: /* Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit */ Episode 72 hype

[[Image:Conshowimage.png|thumb|"Yeah, we're serious business"]]
{{profanity|words=foul language, comedic violence, and HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD! There is no hyper-realistic blood...}}
== The Premise? ==
Five people get together to do stuff in a city. The goal? To revive one of the greatest text fictions of all time! They failed, now witness the failure... CONSHOW!!

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<big><big><center>Previous Premises</center></big></big>
One day, Conchris got tired of checking his emails and so decided to dabble in show business. The goal? To successfully make a good Wiki User Show. He did, and now you can watch Conchris and the "Concrew" as they go on adventures... and not-adventures.
----
One man creates a WUS for the WUW. The goal? To create one of the most successful Wiki User Shows (or whatever, lulz) of all time! He's working on that.

'''CONCHRIS:''' And soon he jumped on the bandwagon and went into Bandwagon-ville and lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER! The end.

What? That's it, you're no longer going to represent me anymore.

'''CONCHRIS:''' But... but... remember the good times...

...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh, we didn't.

Ah screw it, you can stay... for now.

'''CONCHRIS:''' YES!
----

One boy writes a WUE on the HRFWiki. The goal? To create the most successful WUE of all time. He succeeded. But he wanted a spin-off show where he could write without the email show format, this slowly emerged as Conshow. He then jumped on the bandwagon and went off to bandwagon-ville and spent a happy life for the rest of his life, The End.

'''CRUROAR:''' Wait, that never happened.

'''CONCHRIS:''' It so did! The author told me!

'''CRUROAR:''' Whatever.

Welcome to the Conshow, where it is a direct spin-off of Con_email.wue! Also, I won't be tied down by using emails to advance plots, which means I can finally develop characters fully without using the stupid one or two not quites an email rule.
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[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|'''CONCHRIS:''' I still cannot believe that people in the past really liked us. 
'''JAKE:''' There's still people who like us now! 
'''KATIE:''' Only a small handful... I think. 
'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, shoot. Still though, this award brings back memories... 
''Fanstuff of the Fortnight Winner of August 15th to September 1st'']]
== Readisodes ==
''Skip to:
:[[Conshow#Season 1 - Character Episodes|Season 1: Characters in the limelight]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question.|Season 2: The one with the episodes with the number "2" in their names]]
:[[Conshow#Season 3 - And now for something completely different... |Season 3: Something completely different.]]
:[[Conshow#Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots|Season 4: They're totally in space!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo!|Season 5: Characters, revisited!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!|Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit|Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit]]

'''JAKE:''' I'm still not sure why these are called "Readisodes".

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, they're called Readisodes because... you read them, and they're episodes!

'''JAKE:''' ''{sarcastic tone}'' Oh wow! Everything makes so much sense now!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{rolls eyes}'' Yeah, yeah, don't praise me all at once...

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*'''Bolded''' episodes are season openings and endings. 
*''Italicised'' episode names are predicted episodes. They usually come with a predicted description. They may change at any time.
*'''''Bolded+Italicised''''' are milestone episodes, which are 25, 50, 75 and 100.

=== Season 1 - Character Episodes ===
''This season was based around the characters and had to be themed around them. This introduced the characters to the audience before the real fun begins and helps to settle the grounds of which they are on.''

*'''Episode 1:''' [[/1|Private Conchris' Pilot Clubs Episode]] - Conchris, Cruroar and Cieeia start a three-man show... er.. a two-man one-woman show...
*Episode 2: [[/2|Time waits for Chrionroar]] - Chrionroar suddenly discovers the ability to stop time, but what happens when he abuses it?
*Episode 3: [[/3|Make way for Cieeia!]] - Cruroar has gone missing! Conchris couldn't care less. Who else would save him from Sirhcnoc?
*Episode 4: [[/4rewrite|Cruroar and the Stones of Power]] - Cruroar goes out to search for the Stones of Power with Conchris. Cieeia tries to look after the house despite the crazy happenings. - [[/4|Original Episode]]
*Episode 5: [[/5|Forest in: Robot Wars]] - Forest enters a robot tournament to buy a new sledgehammer with which to hit Chrionroar over the head with. Conchris tries to prevent Forest from doing so.
*Episode 6: [[/6|Greg's Excellent Adventure]] - Sirhcnoc calls for a vacation for all of his minions because he needs time off. Greg takes advantage of this by going to the beach, but everything that could possibly go wrong for him, probably did.
*Episode 7: [[/7|Aria's Revenge]] - Aria, sick of not having enough screen time, decides to try and kill off Cieeia. Will she succeed in this deadly deed? Maybe not.
*Episode 8: [[/8|Clark's Boring Life]] - Clark guides us through his daily boring life, or at least it is. Meanwhile, Forest is ticked off at Conchris for something.
*Episode 9: [[/9|The Kids in: Revenge]] - The Kids from Episode 5 are back with a vengeance! They want revenge because Chrionroar ruined their winning spree, so they challenge him to a kid's race. Will he win?
*'''Episode 10:''' [[/10|Sirhcnoc's Smooth Moves]] - Sirhcnoc summons an army of wild animals and undead to try and destroy Wikity, Cieeia gets kidnapped and Conchris is in a battle of a lifetime!

=== Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question. ===
''Season 2 is when the real Conshow kicks off, despite the crap being here and there in this season.''

*'''Episode 11:''' [[/11|2ba]] - ''When a band named "2ba" rolls into town, they instantly become big hits! But Cruroar isn't convinced.''
*Episode 12: [[/12|Pleased 2 Meet You]] - ''In a rather generic plot, Chrionroar's father and mother move into Wikity to see their son. Will wackyness ensue? Probably.''
*Episode 13: [[/13|The Unlucky Episode 2: There is no prequel!]] - It is somehow Friday the 13th in Wikity. Conchris and company try to avoid getting bad luck... except that Chrionroar acquires a million leaf clover. What would happen?
*Episode 14: [[/14|You're 2 Slow?]] - Conchris invents another time watch, but this one can slow down time! Again, Chrionroar gets his hands on it, what would happen in this so totally not done before episode? - Not what you may think.
*Episode 15: [[/15|10 divided by 2: Halfway There!]] - After a small lapse of fillers, Conchris thinks that it is a good idea to move the gang to the desert where they find an ancient pyramid. Generic pyramid searching hijinks ensue.
*Episode 16: [[/16|2 Stupid Idiots]] - Conchris goes on a holiday for a day and Chrionroar and Forest go on a crazy referential adventure of not so epic proportions.
*Episode 17: [[/17|2 Much Violence]] - Conchris and company find out the cause for their actions being toned down somehow.
*Episode 18: [[/18|2 Many Heroes]] - A superhero by the name of Captain Awesometon visits Wikity and instantly becomes the city's hero and he takes all the credit for Conchris and Company's work. Will they get vengeance? Find out here! - Contains God-like super<s>villain</s>hero!
*Episode 19: [[/19|2 Sides of a Coin]] - Cruroar does something that makes Cieeia incredibly upset. What happens when she leaves and a new minion called "Aieeic" appears under Sirhcnoc's command?
*'''Episode 20:''' [[/20|Season 2 Finale]] - Continued from Episode 19, Conchris and Cruroar head towards Sirhcnoc with some figures following them. Is Sirhcnoc really behind the cause that made Cieeia switch sides in a rage?

=== Season 3 - And now for something completely different... ===
''This season is the one and only season that does not contain a theme... at all. It is also the first season where vidja (sic) game references are prominent.''

*'''Episode 21''' - [[Conshow/21|This is a VOLCANO!]] - From Episode 20, Conchris moves the gang into a volcano. But what happens when they get too comfortable with their surroundings?
*Episode 22 - [[Conshow/22|La-Conchana]] - Conchris takes Cruroar and Cieeia on a journey into the jungle that somehow appeared next to Wikity, they discover a temple. Will they come out with treasure, or just plain old nothing?
*Episode 23 - [[Conshow/23|Underworld Cave 3]] - The mayor of Wikity has banished Conchris and the gang to the caves! Apparently, they weren't the first ones. Will they ever get out?
*Episode 24 - [[Conshow/24|The Attack of the Rugby Robots and Quizzes]] - Sirhcnoc sends out a small army of robots to kidnap Conchris and Cruroar. Conchris is forced to play Rugby against his own will and Cruroar is asked to do stupid trivia questions.
*'''''Episode 25''''' - [[Conshow/25|Outlaws Part I]] - The mayor kicks Conchris and company out of Wikity and tells them that if they come within one hundred feet of Wikity, they will explode into a ka-jillion pieces. So they go out on the run because some person placed a bounty on their heads. What happens next?
*Episode 26 - [[Conshow/26|Outlaws Part II]] - Conchris and company get adjusted to their surroundings and try to get on with their lives, but what happens when they're found out?
*Episode 27 - [[Conshow/27|Dollarama]] - Conchris is turned into a doll! Cruroar and Cieeia look for the cause! Also, Sirhcnoc became one! Will an epic fight ensue? Nah, forget epic fights.
*Episode 28 - [[Conshow/28rewrite|Charactera]] - Cruroar and Cieeia want to be alone, so they try and get away. Meanwhile, Sirhcnoc is building a heat ray that he will use to terrorise Wikity with. - [[Conshow/28|Original Episode]]
*Episode 29 - [[Conshow/29|Cruroar & Cieeia: Partners In Crime?]] - Alternative Universe Cruroar and Cieeia find a way to this universe's Wikity! They cause havoc and Cruroar and Cieeia get the blame! Is Chrionroar an effective lawyer? How can Conchris and Forest deal with the troublesome duo?
*'''Episode 30''' - [[Conshow/30|No More Heroes?! The Last Hope!!]] - Something happens.

=== Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots ===
''Season 4 places Conchris and company into a not very original place of space! It then sends them on insane space-like adventures. The episodes get more insane as time goes on, leading up to Episode 50, a big milestone in this show's career as a WUS.''

*'''Episode 31''' - [[Conshow/31|Break Time for the idiots]] - To take a small break from the continuity, Cieeia tells a small story on how she met the gang. Also, the writer sells how terrible it was on wBay. - Filler Episode #1
*Episode 32 - [[Conshow/32|Space Invaders: The Idiots Are Back!]] - Sirhcnoc decides that toying with Conchris and the gang is enough, he decides to send the Yffulf to abduct them and imprison them on their planet.
*Episode 33 - [[Conshow/33|Onion Men aren't Idiots]] - Conchris and the gang end up on a strange planet inhabited by Onion people, little did they know that they too will become one of them if they stay too long. Meanwhile, Chrionroar is on the most craziest adventure yet!
*Episode 34 - [[Conshow/34|In Space, Idiots can hear you scream]] - Conchris and the crew continue their search for home but they are set upon by space pirates! Where are they going to be led in this exciting episode?! Also, Chrionroar is still on his epic adventure.
*Episode 35 - [[Conshow/35|Idiots: A Space Mystery]] - Some alien dude was murdered! Conchris and the gang are dragged into this murder mystery. As always, remember the butler has always done it.
*Episode 36 - [[Conshow/36|The Idiot's Castle]] - From Episode 35, Conchris (who got equipped with Forest Armour) decides to poke into the strange castle. Also, Cruroar and company have similar problems.
*Episode 37 - [[Conshow/37|The Planet of the Idiotic Emoticons]] - Conchris and company find themselves on a planet full of emoticons! Meanwhile, Chrionroar and company do stuff.
*Episode 38 - [[Conshow/38|Forgotten Characters Episode 1: Nobody Likes Us Idiots!]] - Chrionroar and company try to make do without Conchris, Cruroar or even Cieeia. Meanwhile, Conchris is busy doing something... STOP! IT'S THE FUN POLICE!
*Episode 39 - [[Conshow/39|R.A.S.F: The idiots are done for!]] - Rebels Against Sirhcnoc's Forces finds Conchris and company and picks them up on their mobile planet whilst they were sleeping. What crazy shenanigans can they get up to?
*Episode 40 - [[Conshow/40|Forest's Idiotic Revenge]] - Forest is sick and tired of staying inactive for the season and gets Nydara to switch her on again. This results in bloodshed not fit for little babies.
*Episode 41 - [[Conshow/41|Meet the Idiots... again]] - Conchris somehow finds a video file stored in Forest's hard drive, he then plays it. - Filler Episode #2
*Episode 42 - [[Conshow/42|Super Seizure Land 420: The Idiots!]] - Conchris and company gets teleported into a game on accident. They have to make their way to the Castle of Grave Danger and defeat The Big Bad once and for all? Who wrote this plot? Chrionroar?
*Episode 43 - [[Conshow/43|Chrionroar's Super Special Awesome Yet Idiotic Adventure!]] - Chrionroar and company take over the episode due to Conchris and company's reluctance to do anything interesting.
*Episode 44 - [[Conshow/44|Once upon a time, there were idiots...]] - Conchris and company decide to leave the base in search of a way back... and suddenly end up in a strange world fit for fairy tales... how can they survive?
*Episode 45 - [[Conshow/45|The Idiots of Wikity!]] - Conchris plays another video file, despite the other's chagrin. The video file contains the revealing of Sirhcnoc and Greg and the Forest Girder accident - Filler Episode #3
*Episode 46 - [[Conshow/46|Why Space Pirates can be Idiots...]] - Space pirates can be idiots, they accidentally throw out a crystal of divine power and it fell into the hands of John the Yffulf. He then goes mad with power. What can Conchris and company do to quell his rage?
*Episode 47 - [[Conshow/47|Xavian's Stupid Raid]] - Xavian's crew finally pinpoints the location of Conchris and company and Xavian decides to pay them a little "visit". What can Conchris and company do to fight off the inevitable invasion?!
*Episode 48 - [[Conshow/48|Conchris' Brilliantly Stupid Plan]] - Conchris decides to use a remote to activate a robot back on Earth, minor shenanigans ensue.
*Episode 49 - [[Conshow/49|Xavianshow, stupidheads!]] - Xavian steals the screen time from Conchris and decides to take over the Conshow for an episode. What will happen?
*'''''EPISODE 50''''' - [[Conshow/50|Idiotic Space Idiots]] - It will involve the mobile planet... and Xavian... and Forest somehow... - WARNING! Page size may break browser! - [[Conshow/50/split1|Acts 1 and 2]]|[[Conshow/50/split2|Acts 3 and Ending]]

=== Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo! ===
''Gear up because Conches and his crew has resumed their normal lives! What exciting (and not so exciting) adventures will they have?''
*'''Episode 51:''' [[Conshow/51|Obey Sirhcnoc! Destroy stuff!]] - ''Sirhcnoc decides to <s>destroy the world</s> take over the T.V station in a bid to get more <s>slaves</s> temporary workers after the last episode completely drained his supply of <s>slaves</s> workers.''
*Episode 52: [[Conshow/52|Conchris' New Hobby]] - ''Conchris invests in a shovel and a treasure detector and starts to hunt for treasure, he comes upon a few traps along the way but ends up with a small fortune. However, what happens when his hobby begins to consume him?'' - [[Conshow/52/original|Original episode]]
*Episode 53: [[Conshow/53|Cruroar and the Generic Haunted House]] - ''A haunted house appears on a hill, several weeks late. In a game of Truth or Dare, Conchris dares Cruroar to stay at the Generic Haunted House for a day... without leaving... at all... but what evil entity haunts the place? I'm betting that it is a ghost out for revenge, what do you think it will be?''
*Episode 54: [[Conshow/54|Chrionroar and Forest's not very interesting Adventure]] - ''Chrionroar stumbles upon the Dimensional Traveller and is suddenly sent to the Hammerspace Dimension. Forest somehow stumbles into Hammerspace as well. They must work together to get out of Hammerspace, but is violence REALLY the answer in this dimension?'' - In progress!
*Episode 55: [[Conshow/55|The Future is the Futuriest]] - ''How's about a clichéd scenario? Conchris finds an old Future Teller and gets it to tell the cast about their futures.''
*Episode 56: [[Conshow/56|Conshow: A Haiku]] - ''An episode with/lines written in haiku. Is/Not a good idea?''
*Episode 57: [[Conshow/57|Sarry Bcott and the Diamon Towell]] - ''Sarry Bcott becomes bankrupt thanks to recession. He attempts to make money and hears of a mysterious persifact called "Diamon Towell". Meanwhile, Conchris locks everyone out of his house and has trouble finding the key.''
*Episode 58: [[Conshow/58|Cieeia Goldilin: The Fight of the Episode!]] - ''Today on Die: Wikity Edition...'' - [[Conshow/58old|Original]]
*Episode 59: [[Conshow/59|Chrionroar's Interlude of Silliness]] - ''Chrionroar is given author powers by the writer for a few days... what will happen? Also, why does he have two episodes? Well... {CONNECTION INTERRUPTED}''
*'''''Episode 60:''''' [[Conshow/60|Conshow's Last Stand]] - ''The End...''

=== Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again! ===
*'''''Episode 61:''''' [[Conshow/61|Conshow: Nuts and Bolts]] - ''A reboot just like that Banjo game, except without cars, or planes, or boats... so, not like that Banjo game...''
*Episode 62: [[Conshow/62|Into the Swing of Things]] - ''Conchris attempts to get back into the swing of things by doing what he's known to do: inventing. Jake is not happy about this.''
*Episode 63: [[Conshow/63|Bolted Up]] - ''Completely unrelated to the episode title, Conchris and company go out to find a new antagonist, until they get a surprise visit from an old nemesis...''
*Episode 64: [[Conshow/64|Conshow Clip Show]] - ''It's a clip show looking back on the less finer things in life.''
*Episode 65: [[Conshow/65|The Day The Net Took Over]] - ''One of Conchris's inventions malfunctions, breaking the fourth wall and leaking internet all over Reedsen! What kind of wacky (used loosely) situations will our gang get into?''
*Episode 66: [[Conshow/66|Gift Shop Guy by Day...]] - ''Clark is in need of a new sidekick, and thus goes under the guise of Clark the Gift Shop Guy to procure one!''
*Episode 67: [[Conshow/67|We Want Our Idiot Back!]] - ''Chrionroar Encounter! He wants to come back?!''
*Episode 68: [[Conshow/68|A Typical Monster Attack]] - ''We interrupt the broadcast of the Conshow to bring you something completely different.''
*Episode 69: [[Conshow/69|The Ameotian Terror]] - ''Conchris and Clark encounter a giant killer dinosaur hellbent on destroying all that they know and loved. Will the power of friendship and teamwork save the day? Probably not.''
*'''Episode 70:''' [[Conshow/70|Can See The Forest For The Trees]] - ''Just who is this Metal Maiden? Are Katie, Jake, Aria, and Mr. Person going to escape their paparazzi fate?! Stay tuned!''

=== Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit ===
*'''Episode 71:''' [[Conshow/71|Clark's Gift Job]] - ''Jake needs a new job, will he get one?''
* Episode 72: [[Conshow/72|From Hero to Ineffectual Villain]] - ''Conchris and Clark swap roles for a week, who will prove to be the best at each other's roles? My bet's on the dog.''

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=== Non-Canon Episodes ===
''These episodes are considered non-canon and usually ignore what is going on in the canon plots.'' 
*Episode 509 - [[/509'd|Server has no bandwidth]]
*Episode Six Hundred and Sixty Five - [[/harhar|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 1 - Halloween]]
*Episode Two Hundred and Fifty-One Thousand Two Hundred and Eight - [[/christmas|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 2 - A Creepy Christmas]]
*Episode Two Hundred and Fifty-One Thousand Two Hundred and Fourteen - [[/christmas2|Conshow Christmas Shorts - 2014]]

== Other Pages ==
'''CRUROAR:''' Other pages? What is this, a mini-wiki on this particular text fiction?!

*[[/Characters|Characters]] - Check the characters out here!
*[[/Mechanisms|Mechanisms]] - A list of mechanical items encountered throughout the WUS.
*[[/Discarded Material (amongst other stuff)|Discarded Material (and other stuff)]] - What scripts were trashed and what episodes did I write the outlines for?
*[[/Places|Conshow Place Guide]] - What places exist? Find out here!
*[[/Running Gags|Running Gags]] - What gag occurs often? Find out her-''{shot}''
*[[/PlayingFavourites|Conshow's Character Polls]] - Who is the most popular character on this particular Wiki User Show? You decide!
*[[/IntrosandCredits|Intros and Credits]] - What started and ended each season's episode? Find out here!

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User:Conchris

2015-01-04T20:53:45Z

Conchris:

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== About Me ==
I am Conchris, a second generation HRFWiki user. I joined the HRFWiki sometime in 2005 and I have recently joined the this WUW, kindly hosted by Clamburger, even though I have seen several WUWs come to past (Hey guys, remember the very first one set up by Homsar (the user)? Good times. :V).

I have seen a few things that happened to the Homestar Runner Fanstuff wiki, namely Wiki War I, NSMC and the supposed Wiki War II. I have created Arena Battling and Con_email.exe along with FCE Cooksar Baker and OCE Harvax XVII on there, however, when I decided to hide in the shadows (or lurk in other words), I watched the community's efforts to try and get the wiki back up on its feet but it all ended with the purge and I quickly reacted to it, I decided to move Con_email.exe to this wiki because it was a Wiki User Email show, but it ended up dying a few more emails in before coughing up a "spin-off" called "Conshow".

On this wiki, I have created Arena Battling: Part 2, the WUW sequel to Arena Battling which is now inactive and the Conshow, a Wiki User Show showed the adventures of Conchris and company. I also have brought over Con_email.exe, which is now known as Con_email.wue, but it fell into inactivity when the Conshow took over as my main fanstuff.

But that's enough about me, here's a few other important details I have:

== Where am I also? ==
I am on several other sites, I also reside on the consoles as well whenever I bother. I am currently active on:
*Steam Community - {GCN} Conchris
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== Stuff ==
*[[Arena Battling: Part 2|Arena Battling: Part 2]] - The WUW sequel to the HRFWiki Arena Battling. My first real fanstuff here at the WUW. It's an interactive that has RPG-like elements (text-only but still) where my plot sucks and you can do your own dang side-plot which I will attempt to follow. - '''LIFE SUPPORT'''
*[[Cruroar's E-Journal|Cruroar's E-Journal]] - "HAY GUYZ LETS JUMP ON TEH BANDWAGON!" "OKAY" ''{the two idiots hop onto the bandwagon as it rolls off. The bandwagon then leads them into a pit of spikes}'' "ARGH!" "WHY MUST IT HURTZ?!" </stupidity> - '''Inactive... for now'''
*[[Conshow|Conshow]] - Conshow is considered by people to be "a classic", "one of the only good stuff on this wiki", and "I want to get off Mr. Conches's wild ride", and also "What the hell is a Conshow? And how did you break into my house?". It is a text fiction made in 2008 and ended once in 2009, only to be brought back in 2013 and now, updated every so often when its author feels like it. It has a rather lengthy history and it's had its popularity. Maybe it's worth checking out? Ha ha. No.
*[[Animalia Investigatus|Animalia Investigatus]] - A group of teenagers/adults get together to solve mysteries, based in a world where anthropomorphic animals ruled the world and humans are the minority. - '''COMING SOON'''
*[[User:Conchris/Biographies|Character Biographies]] - Who is that guy? Who is that gal? Why is he/she here? The characters that are mainly prominent in my fanstuff are placed here.
*[[User:Conchris/Random Stuff|Random Stuff]] - This is where I write transcripts that I don't really see fit to be placed into an actual fanstuff, also for image storage. '''READ AT YOUR OWN PERIL!'''

== Finished Fanstuff ==
*[[Con_email.wue|Con_email.wue]] - The immigrated WUE from the HRFWiki, this one lasted for 125 or something emails before ending and making way for "Conshow".

== Random Thought(s) of every-now-and-then (and then some!) ==
I can safely say that Cartoon Drive Thru has somehow managed to rekindle my spark for writing my text fiction comedy shows again.

Posted at 16:59, 17 December 2014 (EST)

*[[User:Conchris/prevthoughts|Previous thoughts]]

== Schedule ==
''This is the schedule I NORMALLY use when updating my fanstuff, don't expect me to follow it like it was the last bloody thing on Earth.''

:Upcoming:
* Conshow - Episode 72
* Conshow - Episode 73
* Animalia Investigatus - Episode 2
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== What am I doing? ==
*Stuff, that's all.
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Conshow

2015-01-04T20:53:14Z

Conchris:

[[Image:Conshowimage.png|thumb|"Yeah, we're serious business"]]
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== The Premise? ==
Five people get together to do stuff in a city. The goal? To revive one of the greatest text fictions of all time! They failed, now witness the failure... CONSHOW!!

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<big><big><center>Previous Premises</center></big></big>
One day, Conchris got tired of checking his emails and so decided to dabble in show business. The goal? To successfully make a good Wiki User Show. He did, and now you can watch Conchris and the "Concrew" as they go on adventures... and not-adventures.
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One man creates a WUS for the WUW. The goal? To create one of the most successful Wiki User Shows (or whatever, lulz) of all time! He's working on that.

'''CONCHRIS:''' And soon he jumped on the bandwagon and went into Bandwagon-ville and lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER! The end.

What? That's it, you're no longer going to represent me anymore.

'''CONCHRIS:''' But... but... remember the good times...

...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh, we didn't.

Ah screw it, you can stay... for now.

'''CONCHRIS:''' YES!
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One boy writes a WUE on the HRFWiki. The goal? To create the most successful WUE of all time. He succeeded. But he wanted a spin-off show where he could write without the email show format, this slowly emerged as Conshow. He then jumped on the bandwagon and went off to bandwagon-ville and spent a happy life for the rest of his life, The End.

'''CRUROAR:''' Wait, that never happened.

'''CONCHRIS:''' It so did! The author told me!

'''CRUROAR:''' Whatever.

Welcome to the Conshow, where it is a direct spin-off of Con_email.wue! Also, I won't be tied down by using emails to advance plots, which means I can finally develop characters fully without using the stupid one or two not quites an email rule.
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[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|'''CONCHRIS:''' I still cannot believe that people in the past really liked us. 
'''JAKE:''' There's still people who like us now! 
'''KATIE:''' Only a small handful... I think. 
'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, shoot. Still though, this award brings back memories... 
''Fanstuff of the Fortnight Winner of August 15th to September 1st'']]
== Readisodes ==
''Skip to:
:[[Conshow#Season 1 - Character Episodes|Season 1: Characters in the limelight]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question.|Season 2: The one with the episodes with the number "2" in their names]]
:[[Conshow#Season 3 - And now for something completely different... |Season 3: Something completely different.]]
:[[Conshow#Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots|Season 4: They're totally in space!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo!|Season 5: Characters, revisited!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!|Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit|Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit]]

'''JAKE:''' I'm still not sure why these are called "Readisodes".

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, they're called Readisodes because... you read them, and they're episodes!

'''JAKE:''' ''{sarcastic tone}'' Oh wow! Everything makes so much sense now!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{rolls eyes}'' Yeah, yeah, don't praise me all at once...

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*'''Bolded''' episodes are season openings and endings. 
*''Italicised'' episode names are predicted episodes. They usually come with a predicted description. They may change at any time.
*'''''Bolded+Italicised''''' are milestone episodes, which are 25, 50, 75 and 100.

=== Season 1 - Character Episodes ===
''This season was based around the characters and had to be themed around them. This introduced the characters to the audience before the real fun begins and helps to settle the grounds of which they are on.''

*'''Episode 1:''' [[/1|Private Conchris' Pilot Clubs Episode]] - Conchris, Cruroar and Cieeia start a three-man show... er.. a two-man one-woman show...
*Episode 2: [[/2|Time waits for Chrionroar]] - Chrionroar suddenly discovers the ability to stop time, but what happens when he abuses it?
*Episode 3: [[/3|Make way for Cieeia!]] - Cruroar has gone missing! Conchris couldn't care less. Who else would save him from Sirhcnoc?
*Episode 4: [[/4rewrite|Cruroar and the Stones of Power]] - Cruroar goes out to search for the Stones of Power with Conchris. Cieeia tries to look after the house despite the crazy happenings. - [[/4|Original Episode]]
*Episode 5: [[/5|Forest in: Robot Wars]] - Forest enters a robot tournament to buy a new sledgehammer with which to hit Chrionroar over the head with. Conchris tries to prevent Forest from doing so.
*Episode 6: [[/6|Greg's Excellent Adventure]] - Sirhcnoc calls for a vacation for all of his minions because he needs time off. Greg takes advantage of this by going to the beach, but everything that could possibly go wrong for him, probably did.
*Episode 7: [[/7|Aria's Revenge]] - Aria, sick of not having enough screen time, decides to try and kill off Cieeia. Will she succeed in this deadly deed? Maybe not.
*Episode 8: [[/8|Clark's Boring Life]] - Clark guides us through his daily boring life, or at least it is. Meanwhile, Forest is ticked off at Conchris for something.
*Episode 9: [[/9|The Kids in: Revenge]] - The Kids from Episode 5 are back with a vengeance! They want revenge because Chrionroar ruined their winning spree, so they challenge him to a kid's race. Will he win?
*'''Episode 10:''' [[/10|Sirhcnoc's Smooth Moves]] - Sirhcnoc summons an army of wild animals and undead to try and destroy Wikity, Cieeia gets kidnapped and Conchris is in a battle of a lifetime!

=== Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question. ===
''Season 2 is when the real Conshow kicks off, despite the crap being here and there in this season.''

*'''Episode 11:''' [[/11|2ba]] - ''When a band named "2ba" rolls into town, they instantly become big hits! But Cruroar isn't convinced.''
*Episode 12: [[/12|Pleased 2 Meet You]] - ''In a rather generic plot, Chrionroar's father and mother move into Wikity to see their son. Will wackyness ensue? Probably.''
*Episode 13: [[/13|The Unlucky Episode 2: There is no prequel!]] - It is somehow Friday the 13th in Wikity. Conchris and company try to avoid getting bad luck... except that Chrionroar acquires a million leaf clover. What would happen?
*Episode 14: [[/14|You're 2 Slow?]] - Conchris invents another time watch, but this one can slow down time! Again, Chrionroar gets his hands on it, what would happen in this so totally not done before episode? - Not what you may think.
*Episode 15: [[/15|10 divided by 2: Halfway There!]] - After a small lapse of fillers, Conchris thinks that it is a good idea to move the gang to the desert where they find an ancient pyramid. Generic pyramid searching hijinks ensue.
*Episode 16: [[/16|2 Stupid Idiots]] - Conchris goes on a holiday for a day and Chrionroar and Forest go on a crazy referential adventure of not so epic proportions.
*Episode 17: [[/17|2 Much Violence]] - Conchris and company find out the cause for their actions being toned down somehow.
*Episode 18: [[/18|2 Many Heroes]] - A superhero by the name of Captain Awesometon visits Wikity and instantly becomes the city's hero and he takes all the credit for Conchris and Company's work. Will they get vengeance? Find out here! - Contains God-like super<s>villain</s>hero!
*Episode 19: [[/19|2 Sides of a Coin]] - Cruroar does something that makes Cieeia incredibly upset. What happens when she leaves and a new minion called "Aieeic" appears under Sirhcnoc's command?
*'''Episode 20:''' [[/20|Season 2 Finale]] - Continued from Episode 19, Conchris and Cruroar head towards Sirhcnoc with some figures following them. Is Sirhcnoc really behind the cause that made Cieeia switch sides in a rage?

=== Season 3 - And now for something completely different... ===
''This season is the one and only season that does not contain a theme... at all. It is also the first season where vidja (sic) game references are prominent.''

*'''Episode 21''' - [[Conshow/21|This is a VOLCANO!]] - From Episode 20, Conchris moves the gang into a volcano. But what happens when they get too comfortable with their surroundings?
*Episode 22 - [[Conshow/22|La-Conchana]] - Conchris takes Cruroar and Cieeia on a journey into the jungle that somehow appeared next to Wikity, they discover a temple. Will they come out with treasure, or just plain old nothing?
*Episode 23 - [[Conshow/23|Underworld Cave 3]] - The mayor of Wikity has banished Conchris and the gang to the caves! Apparently, they weren't the first ones. Will they ever get out?
*Episode 24 - [[Conshow/24|The Attack of the Rugby Robots and Quizzes]] - Sirhcnoc sends out a small army of robots to kidnap Conchris and Cruroar. Conchris is forced to play Rugby against his own will and Cruroar is asked to do stupid trivia questions.
*'''''Episode 25''''' - [[Conshow/25|Outlaws Part I]] - The mayor kicks Conchris and company out of Wikity and tells them that if they come within one hundred feet of Wikity, they will explode into a ka-jillion pieces. So they go out on the run because some person placed a bounty on their heads. What happens next?
*Episode 26 - [[Conshow/26|Outlaws Part II]] - Conchris and company get adjusted to their surroundings and try to get on with their lives, but what happens when they're found out?
*Episode 27 - [[Conshow/27|Dollarama]] - Conchris is turned into a doll! Cruroar and Cieeia look for the cause! Also, Sirhcnoc became one! Will an epic fight ensue? Nah, forget epic fights.
*Episode 28 - [[Conshow/28rewrite|Charactera]] - Cruroar and Cieeia want to be alone, so they try and get away. Meanwhile, Sirhcnoc is building a heat ray that he will use to terrorise Wikity with. - [[Conshow/28|Original Episode]]
*Episode 29 - [[Conshow/29|Cruroar & Cieeia: Partners In Crime?]] - Alternative Universe Cruroar and Cieeia find a way to this universe's Wikity! They cause havoc and Cruroar and Cieeia get the blame! Is Chrionroar an effective lawyer? How can Conchris and Forest deal with the troublesome duo?
*'''Episode 30''' - [[Conshow/30|No More Heroes?! The Last Hope!!]] - Something happens.

=== Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots ===
''Season 4 places Conchris and company into a not very original place of space! It then sends them on insane space-like adventures. The episodes get more insane as time goes on, leading up to Episode 50, a big milestone in this show's career as a WUS.''

*'''Episode 31''' - [[Conshow/31|Break Time for the idiots]] - To take a small break from the continuity, Cieeia tells a small story on how she met the gang. Also, the writer sells how terrible it was on wBay. - Filler Episode #1
*Episode 32 - [[Conshow/32|Space Invaders: The Idiots Are Back!]] - Sirhcnoc decides that toying with Conchris and the gang is enough, he decides to send the Yffulf to abduct them and imprison them on their planet.
*Episode 33 - [[Conshow/33|Onion Men aren't Idiots]] - Conchris and the gang end up on a strange planet inhabited by Onion people, little did they know that they too will become one of them if they stay too long. Meanwhile, Chrionroar is on the most craziest adventure yet!
*Episode 34 - [[Conshow/34|In Space, Idiots can hear you scream]] - Conchris and the crew continue their search for home but they are set upon by space pirates! Where are they going to be led in this exciting episode?! Also, Chrionroar is still on his epic adventure.
*Episode 35 - [[Conshow/35|Idiots: A Space Mystery]] - Some alien dude was murdered! Conchris and the gang are dragged into this murder mystery. As always, remember the butler has always done it.
*Episode 36 - [[Conshow/36|The Idiot's Castle]] - From Episode 35, Conchris (who got equipped with Forest Armour) decides to poke into the strange castle. Also, Cruroar and company have similar problems.
*Episode 37 - [[Conshow/37|The Planet of the Idiotic Emoticons]] - Conchris and company find themselves on a planet full of emoticons! Meanwhile, Chrionroar and company do stuff.
*Episode 38 - [[Conshow/38|Forgotten Characters Episode 1: Nobody Likes Us Idiots!]] - Chrionroar and company try to make do without Conchris, Cruroar or even Cieeia. Meanwhile, Conchris is busy doing something... STOP! IT'S THE FUN POLICE!
*Episode 39 - [[Conshow/39|R.A.S.F: The idiots are done for!]] - Rebels Against Sirhcnoc's Forces finds Conchris and company and picks them up on their mobile planet whilst they were sleeping. What crazy shenanigans can they get up to?
*Episode 40 - [[Conshow/40|Forest's Idiotic Revenge]] - Forest is sick and tired of staying inactive for the season and gets Nydara to switch her on again. This results in bloodshed not fit for little babies.
*Episode 41 - [[Conshow/41|Meet the Idiots... again]] - Conchris somehow finds a video file stored in Forest's hard drive, he then plays it. - Filler Episode #2
*Episode 42 - [[Conshow/42|Super Seizure Land 420: The Idiots!]] - Conchris and company gets teleported into a game on accident. They have to make their way to the Castle of Grave Danger and defeat The Big Bad once and for all? Who wrote this plot? Chrionroar?
*Episode 43 - [[Conshow/43|Chrionroar's Super Special Awesome Yet Idiotic Adventure!]] - Chrionroar and company take over the episode due to Conchris and company's reluctance to do anything interesting.
*Episode 44 - [[Conshow/44|Once upon a time, there were idiots...]] - Conchris and company decide to leave the base in search of a way back... and suddenly end up in a strange world fit for fairy tales... how can they survive?
*Episode 45 - [[Conshow/45|The Idiots of Wikity!]] - Conchris plays another video file, despite the other's chagrin. The video file contains the revealing of Sirhcnoc and Greg and the Forest Girder accident - Filler Episode #3
*Episode 46 - [[Conshow/46|Why Space Pirates can be Idiots...]] - Space pirates can be idiots, they accidentally throw out a crystal of divine power and it fell into the hands of John the Yffulf. He then goes mad with power. What can Conchris and company do to quell his rage?
*Episode 47 - [[Conshow/47|Xavian's Stupid Raid]] - Xavian's crew finally pinpoints the location of Conchris and company and Xavian decides to pay them a little "visit". What can Conchris and company do to fight off the inevitable invasion?!
*Episode 48 - [[Conshow/48|Conchris' Brilliantly Stupid Plan]] - Conchris decides to use a remote to activate a robot back on Earth, minor shenanigans ensue.
*Episode 49 - [[Conshow/49|Xavianshow, stupidheads!]] - Xavian steals the screen time from Conchris and decides to take over the Conshow for an episode. What will happen?
*'''''EPISODE 50''''' - [[Conshow/50|Idiotic Space Idiots]] - It will involve the mobile planet... and Xavian... and Forest somehow... - WARNING! Page size may break browser! - [[Conshow/50/split1|Acts 1 and 2]]|[[Conshow/50/split2|Acts 3 and Ending]]

=== Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo! ===
''Gear up because Conches and his crew has resumed their normal lives! What exciting (and not so exciting) adventures will they have?''
*'''Episode 51:''' [[Conshow/51|Obey Sirhcnoc! Destroy stuff!]] - ''Sirhcnoc decides to <s>destroy the world</s> take over the T.V station in a bid to get more <s>slaves</s> temporary workers after the last episode completely drained his supply of <s>slaves</s> workers.''
*Episode 52: [[Conshow/52|Conchris' New Hobby]] - ''Conchris invests in a shovel and a treasure detector and starts to hunt for treasure, he comes upon a few traps along the way but ends up with a small fortune. However, what happens when his hobby begins to consume him?'' - [[Conshow/52/original|Original episode]]
*Episode 53: [[Conshow/53|Cruroar and the Generic Haunted House]] - ''A haunted house appears on a hill, several weeks late. In a game of Truth or Dare, Conchris dares Cruroar to stay at the Generic Haunted House for a day... without leaving... at all... but what evil entity haunts the place? I'm betting that it is a ghost out for revenge, what do you think it will be?''
*Episode 54: [[Conshow/54|Chrionroar and Forest's not very interesting Adventure]] - ''Chrionroar stumbles upon the Dimensional Traveller and is suddenly sent to the Hammerspace Dimension. Forest somehow stumbles into Hammerspace as well. They must work together to get out of Hammerspace, but is violence REALLY the answer in this dimension?'' - In progress!
*Episode 55: [[Conshow/55|The Future is the Futuriest]] - ''How's about a clichéd scenario? Conchris finds an old Future Teller and gets it to tell the cast about their futures.''
*Episode 56: [[Conshow/56|Conshow: A Haiku]] - ''An episode with/lines written in haiku. Is/Not a good idea?''
*Episode 57: [[Conshow/57|Sarry Bcott and the Diamon Towell]] - ''Sarry Bcott becomes bankrupt thanks to recession. He attempts to make money and hears of a mysterious persifact called "Diamon Towell". Meanwhile, Conchris locks everyone out of his house and has trouble finding the key.''
*Episode 58: [[Conshow/58|Cieeia Goldilin: The Fight of the Episode!]] - ''Today on Die: Wikity Edition...'' - [[Conshow/58old|Original]]
*Episode 59: [[Conshow/59|Chrionroar's Interlude of Silliness]] - ''Chrionroar is given author powers by the writer for a few days... what will happen? Also, why does he have two episodes? Well... {CONNECTION INTERRUPTED}''
*'''''Episode 60:''''' [[Conshow/60|Conshow's Last Stand]] - ''The End...''

=== Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again! ===
*'''''Episode 61:''''' [[Conshow/61|Conshow: Nuts and Bolts]] - ''A reboot just like that Banjo game, except without cars, or planes, or boats... so, not like that Banjo game...''
*Episode 62: [[Conshow/62|Into the Swing of Things]] - ''Conchris attempts to get back into the swing of things by doing what he's known to do: inventing. Jake is not happy about this.''
*Episode 63: [[Conshow/63|Bolted Up]] - ''Completely unrelated to the episode title, Conchris and company go out to find a new antagonist, until they get a surprise visit from an old nemesis...''
*Episode 64: [[Conshow/64|Conshow Clip Show]] - ''It's a clip show looking back on the less finer things in life.''
*Episode 65: [[Conshow/65|The Day The Net Took Over]] - ''One of Conchris's inventions malfunctions, breaking the fourth wall and leaking internet all over Reedsen! What kind of wacky (used loosely) situations will our gang get into?''
*Episode 66: [[Conshow/66|Gift Shop Guy by Day...]] - ''Clark is in need of a new sidekick, and thus goes under the guise of Clark the Gift Shop Guy to procure one!''
*Episode 67: [[Conshow/67|We Want Our Idiot Back!]] - ''Chrionroar Encounter! He wants to come back?!''
*Episode 68: [[Conshow/68|A Typical Monster Attack]] - ''We interrupt the broadcast of the Conshow to bring you something completely different.''
*Episode 69: [[Conshow/69|The Ameotian Terror]] - ''Conchris and Clark encounter a giant killer dinosaur hellbent on destroying all that they know and loved. Will the power of friendship and teamwork save the day? Probably not.''
*'''Episode 70:''' [[Conshow/70|Can See The Forest For The Trees]] - ''Just who is this Metal Maiden? Are Katie, Jake, Aria, and Mr. Person going to escape their paparazzi fate?! Stay tuned!''

=== Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit ===
*'''Episode 71:''' [[Conshow/71|Clark's Gift Job]] - ''Jake needs a new job, will he get one?''

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=== Non-Canon Episodes ===
''These episodes are considered non-canon and usually ignore what is going on in the canon plots.'' 
*Episode 509 - [[/509'd|Server has no bandwidth]]
*Episode Six Hundred and Sixty Five - [[/harhar|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 1 - Halloween]]
*Episode Two Hundred and Fifty-One Thousand Two Hundred and Eight - [[/christmas|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 2 - A Creepy Christmas]]
*Episode Two Hundred and Fifty-One Thousand Two Hundred and Fourteen - [[/christmas2|Conshow Christmas Shorts - 2014]]

== Other Pages ==
'''CRUROAR:''' Other pages? What is this, a mini-wiki on this particular text fiction?!

*[[/Characters|Characters]] - Check the characters out here!
*[[/Mechanisms|Mechanisms]] - A list of mechanical items encountered throughout the WUS.
*[[/Discarded Material (amongst other stuff)|Discarded Material (and other stuff)]] - What scripts were trashed and what episodes did I write the outlines for?
*[[/Places|Conshow Place Guide]] - What places exist? Find out here!
*[[/Running Gags|Running Gags]] - What gag occurs often? Find out her-''{shot}''
*[[/PlayingFavourites|Conshow's Character Polls]] - Who is the most popular character on this particular Wiki User Show? You decide!
*[[/IntrosandCredits|Intros and Credits]] - What started and ended each season's episode? Find out here!

{{FotF Icon}}

Conshow

2015-01-04T20:52:41Z

Conchris: /* Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit */

[[Image:Conshowimage.png|thumb|"Yeah, we're serious business"]]
{{profanity|words=foul language, comedic violence, and HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD! There is no hyper-realistic blood...}}
== The Premise? ==
Five people get together to do stuff in a city. The goal? To revive one of the greatest text fictions of all time! They failed, now witness the failure... CONSHOW!!

<div align="left" style="background-color: #FFFF99; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #000000; padding: 1px; height: 100px;overflow: auto">
<big><big><center>Previous Premises</center></big></big>
One day, Conchris got tired of checking his emails and so decided to dabble in show business. The goal? To successfully make a good Wiki User Show. He did, and now you can watch Conchris and the "Concrew" as they go on adventures... and not-adventures.
----
One man creates a WUS for the WUW. The goal? To create one of the most successful Wiki User Shows (or whatever, lulz) of all time! He's working on that.

'''CONCHRIS:''' And soon he jumped on the bandwagon and went into Bandwagon-ville and lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER! The end.

What? That's it, you're no longer going to represent me anymore.

'''CONCHRIS:''' But... but... remember the good times...

...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh, we didn't.

Ah screw it, you can stay... for now.

'''CONCHRIS:''' YES!
----

One boy writes a WUE on the HRFWiki. The goal? To create the most successful WUE of all time. He succeeded. But he wanted a spin-off show where he could write without the email show format, this slowly emerged as Conshow. He then jumped on the bandwagon and went off to bandwagon-ville and spent a happy life for the rest of his life, The End.

'''CRUROAR:''' Wait, that never happened.

'''CONCHRIS:''' It so did! The author told me!

'''CRUROAR:''' Whatever.

Welcome to the Conshow, where it is a direct spin-off of Con_email.wue! Also, I won't be tied down by using emails to advance plots, which means I can finally develop characters fully without using the stupid one or two not quites an email rule.
</div>

[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|'''CONCHRIS:''' I still cannot believe that people in the past really liked us. 
'''JAKE:''' There's still people who like us now! 
'''KATIE:''' Only a small handful... I think. 
'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, shoot. Still though, this award brings back memories... 
''Fanstuff of the Fortnight Winner of August 15th to September 1st'']]
== Readisodes ==
''Skip to:
:[[Conshow#Season 1 - Character Episodes|Season 1: Characters in the limelight]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question.|Season 2: The one with the episodes with the number "2" in their names]]
:[[Conshow#Season 3 - And now for something completely different... |Season 3: Something completely different.]]
:[[Conshow#Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots|Season 4: They're totally in space!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo!|Season 5: Characters, revisited!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!|Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit|Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit]]

'''JAKE:''' I'm still not sure why these are called "Readisodes".

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, they're called Readisodes because... you read them, and they're episodes!

'''JAKE:''' ''{sarcastic tone}'' Oh wow! Everything makes so much sense now!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{rolls eyes}'' Yeah, yeah, don't praise me all at once...

<div align="left" style="background-color: #FFFF99; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #000000; padding: 1px; height: 460px;overflow: auto">
*'''Bolded''' episodes are season openings and endings. 
*''Italicised'' episode names are predicted episodes. They usually come with a predicted description. They may change at any time.
*'''''Bolded+Italicised''''' are milestone episodes, which are 25, 50, 75 and 100.

=== Season 1 - Character Episodes ===
''This season was based around the characters and had to be themed around them. This introduced the characters to the audience before the real fun begins and helps to settle the grounds of which they are on.''

*'''Episode 1:''' [[/1|Private Conchris' Pilot Clubs Episode]] - Conchris, Cruroar and Cieeia start a three-man show... er.. a two-man one-woman show...
*Episode 2: [[/2|Time waits for Chrionroar]] - Chrionroar suddenly discovers the ability to stop time, but what happens when he abuses it?
*Episode 3: [[/3|Make way for Cieeia!]] - Cruroar has gone missing! Conchris couldn't care less. Who else would save him from Sirhcnoc?
*Episode 4: [[/4rewrite|Cruroar and the Stones of Power]] - Cruroar goes out to search for the Stones of Power with Conchris. Cieeia tries to look after the house despite the crazy happenings. - [[/4|Original Episode]]
*Episode 5: [[/5|Forest in: Robot Wars]] - Forest enters a robot tournament to buy a new sledgehammer with which to hit Chrionroar over the head with. Conchris tries to prevent Forest from doing so.
*Episode 6: [[/6|Greg's Excellent Adventure]] - Sirhcnoc calls for a vacation for all of his minions because he needs time off. Greg takes advantage of this by going to the beach, but everything that could possibly go wrong for him, probably did.
*Episode 7: [[/7|Aria's Revenge]] - Aria, sick of not having enough screen time, decides to try and kill off Cieeia. Will she succeed in this deadly deed? Maybe not.
*Episode 8: [[/8|Clark's Boring Life]] - Clark guides us through his daily boring life, or at least it is. Meanwhile, Forest is ticked off at Conchris for something.
*Episode 9: [[/9|The Kids in: Revenge]] - The Kids from Episode 5 are back with a vengeance! They want revenge because Chrionroar ruined their winning spree, so they challenge him to a kid's race. Will he win?
*'''Episode 10:''' [[/10|Sirhcnoc's Smooth Moves]] - Sirhcnoc summons an army of wild animals and undead to try and destroy Wikity, Cieeia gets kidnapped and Conchris is in a battle of a lifetime!

=== Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question. ===
''Season 2 is when the real Conshow kicks off, despite the crap being here and there in this season.''

*'''Episode 11:''' [[/11|2ba]] - ''When a band named "2ba" rolls into town, they instantly become big hits! But Cruroar isn't convinced.''
*Episode 12: [[/12|Pleased 2 Meet You]] - ''In a rather generic plot, Chrionroar's father and mother move into Wikity to see their son. Will wackyness ensue? Probably.''
*Episode 13: [[/13|The Unlucky Episode 2: There is no prequel!]] - It is somehow Friday the 13th in Wikity. Conchris and company try to avoid getting bad luck... except that Chrionroar acquires a million leaf clover. What would happen?
*Episode 14: [[/14|You're 2 Slow?]] - Conchris invents another time watch, but this one can slow down time! Again, Chrionroar gets his hands on it, what would happen in this so totally not done before episode? - Not what you may think.
*Episode 15: [[/15|10 divided by 2: Halfway There!]] - After a small lapse of fillers, Conchris thinks that it is a good idea to move the gang to the desert where they find an ancient pyramid. Generic pyramid searching hijinks ensue.
*Episode 16: [[/16|2 Stupid Idiots]] - Conchris goes on a holiday for a day and Chrionroar and Forest go on a crazy referential adventure of not so epic proportions.
*Episode 17: [[/17|2 Much Violence]] - Conchris and company find out the cause for their actions being toned down somehow.
*Episode 18: [[/18|2 Many Heroes]] - A superhero by the name of Captain Awesometon visits Wikity and instantly becomes the city's hero and he takes all the credit for Conchris and Company's work. Will they get vengeance? Find out here! - Contains God-like super<s>villain</s>hero!
*Episode 19: [[/19|2 Sides of a Coin]] - Cruroar does something that makes Cieeia incredibly upset. What happens when she leaves and a new minion called "Aieeic" appears under Sirhcnoc's command?
*'''Episode 20:''' [[/20|Season 2 Finale]] - Continued from Episode 19, Conchris and Cruroar head towards Sirhcnoc with some figures following them. Is Sirhcnoc really behind the cause that made Cieeia switch sides in a rage?

=== Season 3 - And now for something completely different... ===
''This season is the one and only season that does not contain a theme... at all. It is also the first season where vidja (sic) game references are prominent.''

*'''Episode 21''' - [[Conshow/21|This is a VOLCANO!]] - From Episode 20, Conchris moves the gang into a volcano. But what happens when they get too comfortable with their surroundings?
*Episode 22 - [[Conshow/22|La-Conchana]] - Conchris takes Cruroar and Cieeia on a journey into the jungle that somehow appeared next to Wikity, they discover a temple. Will they come out with treasure, or just plain old nothing?
*Episode 23 - [[Conshow/23|Underworld Cave 3]] - The mayor of Wikity has banished Conchris and the gang to the caves! Apparently, they weren't the first ones. Will they ever get out?
*Episode 24 - [[Conshow/24|The Attack of the Rugby Robots and Quizzes]] - Sirhcnoc sends out a small army of robots to kidnap Conchris and Cruroar. Conchris is forced to play Rugby against his own will and Cruroar is asked to do stupid trivia questions.
*'''''Episode 25''''' - [[Conshow/25|Outlaws Part I]] - The mayor kicks Conchris and company out of Wikity and tells them that if they come within one hundred feet of Wikity, they will explode into a ka-jillion pieces. So they go out on the run because some person placed a bounty on their heads. What happens next?
*Episode 26 - [[Conshow/26|Outlaws Part II]] - Conchris and company get adjusted to their surroundings and try to get on with their lives, but what happens when they're found out?
*Episode 27 - [[Conshow/27|Dollarama]] - Conchris is turned into a doll! Cruroar and Cieeia look for the cause! Also, Sirhcnoc became one! Will an epic fight ensue? Nah, forget epic fights.
*Episode 28 - [[Conshow/28rewrite|Charactera]] - Cruroar and Cieeia want to be alone, so they try and get away. Meanwhile, Sirhcnoc is building a heat ray that he will use to terrorise Wikity with. - [[Conshow/28|Original Episode]]
*Episode 29 - [[Conshow/29|Cruroar & Cieeia: Partners In Crime?]] - Alternative Universe Cruroar and Cieeia find a way to this universe's Wikity! They cause havoc and Cruroar and Cieeia get the blame! Is Chrionroar an effective lawyer? How can Conchris and Forest deal with the troublesome duo?
*'''Episode 30''' - [[Conshow/30|No More Heroes?! The Last Hope!!]] - Something happens.

=== Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots ===
''Season 4 places Conchris and company into a not very original place of space! It then sends them on insane space-like adventures. The episodes get more insane as time goes on, leading up to Episode 50, a big milestone in this show's career as a WUS.''

*'''Episode 31''' - [[Conshow/31|Break Time for the idiots]] - To take a small break from the continuity, Cieeia tells a small story on how she met the gang. Also, the writer sells how terrible it was on wBay. - Filler Episode #1
*Episode 32 - [[Conshow/32|Space Invaders: The Idiots Are Back!]] - Sirhcnoc decides that toying with Conchris and the gang is enough, he decides to send the Yffulf to abduct them and imprison them on their planet.
*Episode 33 - [[Conshow/33|Onion Men aren't Idiots]] - Conchris and the gang end up on a strange planet inhabited by Onion people, little did they know that they too will become one of them if they stay too long. Meanwhile, Chrionroar is on the most craziest adventure yet!
*Episode 34 - [[Conshow/34|In Space, Idiots can hear you scream]] - Conchris and the crew continue their search for home but they are set upon by space pirates! Where are they going to be led in this exciting episode?! Also, Chrionroar is still on his epic adventure.
*Episode 35 - [[Conshow/35|Idiots: A Space Mystery]] - Some alien dude was murdered! Conchris and the gang are dragged into this murder mystery. As always, remember the butler has always done it.
*Episode 36 - [[Conshow/36|The Idiot's Castle]] - From Episode 35, Conchris (who got equipped with Forest Armour) decides to poke into the strange castle. Also, Cruroar and company have similar problems.
*Episode 37 - [[Conshow/37|The Planet of the Idiotic Emoticons]] - Conchris and company find themselves on a planet full of emoticons! Meanwhile, Chrionroar and company do stuff.
*Episode 38 - [[Conshow/38|Forgotten Characters Episode 1: Nobody Likes Us Idiots!]] - Chrionroar and company try to make do without Conchris, Cruroar or even Cieeia. Meanwhile, Conchris is busy doing something... STOP! IT'S THE FUN POLICE!
*Episode 39 - [[Conshow/39|R.A.S.F: The idiots are done for!]] - Rebels Against Sirhcnoc's Forces finds Conchris and company and picks them up on their mobile planet whilst they were sleeping. What crazy shenanigans can they get up to?
*Episode 40 - [[Conshow/40|Forest's Idiotic Revenge]] - Forest is sick and tired of staying inactive for the season and gets Nydara to switch her on again. This results in bloodshed not fit for little babies.
*Episode 41 - [[Conshow/41|Meet the Idiots... again]] - Conchris somehow finds a video file stored in Forest's hard drive, he then plays it. - Filler Episode #2
*Episode 42 - [[Conshow/42|Super Seizure Land 420: The Idiots!]] - Conchris and company gets teleported into a game on accident. They have to make their way to the Castle of Grave Danger and defeat The Big Bad once and for all? Who wrote this plot? Chrionroar?
*Episode 43 - [[Conshow/43|Chrionroar's Super Special Awesome Yet Idiotic Adventure!]] - Chrionroar and company take over the episode due to Conchris and company's reluctance to do anything interesting.
*Episode 44 - [[Conshow/44|Once upon a time, there were idiots...]] - Conchris and company decide to leave the base in search of a way back... and suddenly end up in a strange world fit for fairy tales... how can they survive?
*Episode 45 - [[Conshow/45|The Idiots of Wikity!]] - Conchris plays another video file, despite the other's chagrin. The video file contains the revealing of Sirhcnoc and Greg and the Forest Girder accident - Filler Episode #3
*Episode 46 - [[Conshow/46|Why Space Pirates can be Idiots...]] - Space pirates can be idiots, they accidentally throw out a crystal of divine power and it fell into the hands of John the Yffulf. He then goes mad with power. What can Conchris and company do to quell his rage?
*Episode 47 - [[Conshow/47|Xavian's Stupid Raid]] - Xavian's crew finally pinpoints the location of Conchris and company and Xavian decides to pay them a little "visit". What can Conchris and company do to fight off the inevitable invasion?!
*Episode 48 - [[Conshow/48|Conchris' Brilliantly Stupid Plan]] - Conchris decides to use a remote to activate a robot back on Earth, minor shenanigans ensue.
*Episode 49 - [[Conshow/49|Xavianshow, stupidheads!]] - Xavian steals the screen time from Conchris and decides to take over the Conshow for an episode. What will happen?
*'''''EPISODE 50''''' - [[Conshow/50|Idiotic Space Idiots]] - It will involve the mobile planet... and Xavian... and Forest somehow... - WARNING! Page size may break browser! - [[Conshow/50/split1|Acts 1 and 2]]|[[Conshow/50/split2|Acts 3 and Ending]]

=== Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo! ===
''Gear up because Conches and his crew has resumed their normal lives! What exciting (and not so exciting) adventures will they have?''
*'''Episode 51:''' [[Conshow/51|Obey Sirhcnoc! Destroy stuff!]] - ''Sirhcnoc decides to <s>destroy the world</s> take over the T.V station in a bid to get more <s>slaves</s> temporary workers after the last episode completely drained his supply of <s>slaves</s> workers.''
*Episode 52: [[Conshow/52|Conchris' New Hobby]] - ''Conchris invests in a shovel and a treasure detector and starts to hunt for treasure, he comes upon a few traps along the way but ends up with a small fortune. However, what happens when his hobby begins to consume him?'' - [[Conshow/52/original|Original episode]]
*Episode 53: [[Conshow/53|Cruroar and the Generic Haunted House]] - ''A haunted house appears on a hill, several weeks late. In a game of Truth or Dare, Conchris dares Cruroar to stay at the Generic Haunted House for a day... without leaving... at all... but what evil entity haunts the place? I'm betting that it is a ghost out for revenge, what do you think it will be?''
*Episode 54: [[Conshow/54|Chrionroar and Forest's not very interesting Adventure]] - ''Chrionroar stumbles upon the Dimensional Traveller and is suddenly sent to the Hammerspace Dimension. Forest somehow stumbles into Hammerspace as well. They must work together to get out of Hammerspace, but is violence REALLY the answer in this dimension?'' - In progress!
*Episode 55: [[Conshow/55|The Future is the Futuriest]] - ''How's about a clichéd scenario? Conchris finds an old Future Teller and gets it to tell the cast about their futures.''
*Episode 56: [[Conshow/56|Conshow: A Haiku]] - ''An episode with/lines written in haiku. Is/Not a good idea?''
*Episode 57: [[Conshow/57|Sarry Bcott and the Diamon Towell]] - ''Sarry Bcott becomes bankrupt thanks to recession. He attempts to make money and hears of a mysterious persifact called "Diamon Towell". Meanwhile, Conchris locks everyone out of his house and has trouble finding the key.''
*Episode 58: [[Conshow/58|Cieeia Goldilin: The Fight of the Episode!]] - ''Today on Die: Wikity Edition...'' - [[Conshow/58old|Original]]
*Episode 59: [[Conshow/59|Chrionroar's Interlude of Silliness]] - ''Chrionroar is given author powers by the writer for a few days... what will happen? Also, why does he have two episodes? Well... {CONNECTION INTERRUPTED}''
*'''''Episode 60:''''' [[Conshow/60|Conshow's Last Stand]] - ''The End...''

=== Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again! ===
*'''''Episode 61:''''' [[Conshow/61|Conshow: Nuts and Bolts]] - ''A reboot just like that Banjo game, except without cars, or planes, or boats... so, not like that Banjo game...''
*Episode 62: [[Conshow/62|Into the Swing of Things]] - ''Conchris attempts to get back into the swing of things by doing what he's known to do: inventing. Jake is not happy about this.''
*Episode 63: [[Conshow/63|Bolted Up]] - ''Completely unrelated to the episode title, Conchris and company go out to find a new antagonist, until they get a surprise visit from an old nemesis...''
*Episode 64: [[Conshow/64|Conshow Clip Show]] - ''It's a clip show looking back on the less finer things in life.''
*Episode 65: [[Conshow/65|The Day The Net Took Over]] - ''One of Conchris's inventions malfunctions, breaking the fourth wall and leaking internet all over Reedsen! What kind of wacky (used loosely) situations will our gang get into?''
*Episode 66: [[Conshow/66|Gift Shop Guy by Day...]] - ''Clark is in need of a new sidekick, and thus goes under the guise of Clark the Gift Shop Guy to procure one!''
*Episode 67: [[Conshow/67|We Want Our Idiot Back!]] - ''Chrionroar Encounter! He wants to come back?!''
*Episode 68: [[Conshow/68|A Typical Monster Attack]] - ''We interrupt the broadcast of the Conshow to bring you something completely different.''
*Episode 69: [[Conshow/69|The Ameotian Terror]] - ''Conchris and Clark encounter a giant killer dinosaur hellbent on destroying all that they know and loved. Will the power of friendship and teamwork save the day? Probably not.''
*'''Episode 70:''' [[Conshow/70|Can See The Forest For The Trees]] - ''Just who is this Metal Maiden? Are Katie, Jake, Aria, and Mr. Person going to escape their paparazzi fate?! Stay tuned!''

=== Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit ===
*'''Episode 71:''' [[Conshow/71|Clark's Gift Job]] - ''Jake needs a new job, will he get one?''

=== Non-Canon Episodes ===
''These episodes are considered non-canon and usually ignore what is going on in the canon plots.'' 
*Episode 509 - [[/509'd|Server has no bandwidth]]
*Episode Six Hundred and Sixty Five - [[/harhar|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 1 - Halloween]]
*Episode Two Hundred and Fifty-One Thousand Two Hundred and Eight - [[/christmas|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 2 - A Creepy Christmas]]
*Episode Two Hundred and Fifty-One Thousand Two Hundred and Fourteen - [[/christmas2|Conshow Christmas Shorts - 2014]]

== Other Pages ==
'''CRUROAR:''' Other pages? What is this, a mini-wiki on this particular text fiction?!

*[[/Characters|Characters]] - Check the characters out here!
*[[/Mechanisms|Mechanisms]] - A list of mechanical items encountered throughout the WUS.
*[[/Discarded Material (amongst other stuff)|Discarded Material (and other stuff)]] - What scripts were trashed and what episodes did I write the outlines for?
*[[/Places|Conshow Place Guide]] - What places exist? Find out here!
*[[/Running Gags|Running Gags]] - What gag occurs often? Find out her-''{shot}''
*[[/PlayingFavourites|Conshow's Character Polls]] - Who is the most popular character on this particular Wiki User Show? You decide!
*[[/IntrosandCredits|Intros and Credits]] - What started and ended each season's episode? Find out here!

{{FotF Icon}}

Conshow

2015-01-04T20:52:20Z

Conchris: /* Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit */ Forgot about this!

[[Image:Conshowimage.png|thumb|"Yeah, we're serious business"]]
{{profanity|words=foul language, comedic violence, and HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD! There is no hyper-realistic blood...}}
== The Premise? ==
Five people get together to do stuff in a city. The goal? To revive one of the greatest text fictions of all time! They failed, now witness the failure... CONSHOW!!

<div align="left" style="background-color: #FFFF99; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #000000; padding: 1px; height: 100px;overflow: auto">
<big><big><center>Previous Premises</center></big></big>
One day, Conchris got tired of checking his emails and so decided to dabble in show business. The goal? To successfully make a good Wiki User Show. He did, and now you can watch Conchris and the "Concrew" as they go on adventures... and not-adventures.
----
One man creates a WUS for the WUW. The goal? To create one of the most successful Wiki User Shows (or whatever, lulz) of all time! He's working on that.

'''CONCHRIS:''' And soon he jumped on the bandwagon and went into Bandwagon-ville and lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER! The end.

What? That's it, you're no longer going to represent me anymore.

'''CONCHRIS:''' But... but... remember the good times...

...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh, we didn't.

Ah screw it, you can stay... for now.

'''CONCHRIS:''' YES!
----

One boy writes a WUE on the HRFWiki. The goal? To create the most successful WUE of all time. He succeeded. But he wanted a spin-off show where he could write without the email show format, this slowly emerged as Conshow. He then jumped on the bandwagon and went off to bandwagon-ville and spent a happy life for the rest of his life, The End.

'''CRUROAR:''' Wait, that never happened.

'''CONCHRIS:''' It so did! The author told me!

'''CRUROAR:''' Whatever.

Welcome to the Conshow, where it is a direct spin-off of Con_email.wue! Also, I won't be tied down by using emails to advance plots, which means I can finally develop characters fully without using the stupid one or two not quites an email rule.
</div>

[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|'''CONCHRIS:''' I still cannot believe that people in the past really liked us. 
'''JAKE:''' There's still people who like us now! 
'''KATIE:''' Only a small handful... I think. 
'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, shoot. Still though, this award brings back memories... 
''Fanstuff of the Fortnight Winner of August 15th to September 1st'']]
== Readisodes ==
''Skip to:
:[[Conshow#Season 1 - Character Episodes|Season 1: Characters in the limelight]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question.|Season 2: The one with the episodes with the number "2" in their names]]
:[[Conshow#Season 3 - And now for something completely different... |Season 3: Something completely different.]]
:[[Conshow#Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots|Season 4: They're totally in space!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo!|Season 5: Characters, revisited!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!|Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit|Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit]]

'''JAKE:''' I'm still not sure why these are called "Readisodes".

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, they're called Readisodes because... you read them, and they're episodes!

'''JAKE:''' ''{sarcastic tone}'' Oh wow! Everything makes so much sense now!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{rolls eyes}'' Yeah, yeah, don't praise me all at once...

<div align="left" style="background-color: #FFFF99; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #000000; padding: 1px; height: 460px;overflow: auto">
*'''Bolded''' episodes are season openings and endings. 
*''Italicised'' episode names are predicted episodes. They usually come with a predicted description. They may change at any time.
*'''''Bolded+Italicised''''' are milestone episodes, which are 25, 50, 75 and 100.

=== Season 1 - Character Episodes ===
''This season was based around the characters and had to be themed around them. This introduced the characters to the audience before the real fun begins and helps to settle the grounds of which they are on.''

*'''Episode 1:''' [[/1|Private Conchris' Pilot Clubs Episode]] - Conchris, Cruroar and Cieeia start a three-man show... er.. a two-man one-woman show...
*Episode 2: [[/2|Time waits for Chrionroar]] - Chrionroar suddenly discovers the ability to stop time, but what happens when he abuses it?
*Episode 3: [[/3|Make way for Cieeia!]] - Cruroar has gone missing! Conchris couldn't care less. Who else would save him from Sirhcnoc?
*Episode 4: [[/4rewrite|Cruroar and the Stones of Power]] - Cruroar goes out to search for the Stones of Power with Conchris. Cieeia tries to look after the house despite the crazy happenings. - [[/4|Original Episode]]
*Episode 5: [[/5|Forest in: Robot Wars]] - Forest enters a robot tournament to buy a new sledgehammer with which to hit Chrionroar over the head with. Conchris tries to prevent Forest from doing so.
*Episode 6: [[/6|Greg's Excellent Adventure]] - Sirhcnoc calls for a vacation for all of his minions because he needs time off. Greg takes advantage of this by going to the beach, but everything that could possibly go wrong for him, probably did.
*Episode 7: [[/7|Aria's Revenge]] - Aria, sick of not having enough screen time, decides to try and kill off Cieeia. Will she succeed in this deadly deed? Maybe not.
*Episode 8: [[/8|Clark's Boring Life]] - Clark guides us through his daily boring life, or at least it is. Meanwhile, Forest is ticked off at Conchris for something.
*Episode 9: [[/9|The Kids in: Revenge]] - The Kids from Episode 5 are back with a vengeance! They want revenge because Chrionroar ruined their winning spree, so they challenge him to a kid's race. Will he win?
*'''Episode 10:''' [[/10|Sirhcnoc's Smooth Moves]] - Sirhcnoc summons an army of wild animals and undead to try and destroy Wikity, Cieeia gets kidnapped and Conchris is in a battle of a lifetime!

=== Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question. ===
''Season 2 is when the real Conshow kicks off, despite the crap being here and there in this season.''

*'''Episode 11:''' [[/11|2ba]] - ''When a band named "2ba" rolls into town, they instantly become big hits! But Cruroar isn't convinced.''
*Episode 12: [[/12|Pleased 2 Meet You]] - ''In a rather generic plot, Chrionroar's father and mother move into Wikity to see their son. Will wackyness ensue? Probably.''
*Episode 13: [[/13|The Unlucky Episode 2: There is no prequel!]] - It is somehow Friday the 13th in Wikity. Conchris and company try to avoid getting bad luck... except that Chrionroar acquires a million leaf clover. What would happen?
*Episode 14: [[/14|You're 2 Slow?]] - Conchris invents another time watch, but this one can slow down time! Again, Chrionroar gets his hands on it, what would happen in this so totally not done before episode? - Not what you may think.
*Episode 15: [[/15|10 divided by 2: Halfway There!]] - After a small lapse of fillers, Conchris thinks that it is a good idea to move the gang to the desert where they find an ancient pyramid. Generic pyramid searching hijinks ensue.
*Episode 16: [[/16|2 Stupid Idiots]] - Conchris goes on a holiday for a day and Chrionroar and Forest go on a crazy referential adventure of not so epic proportions.
*Episode 17: [[/17|2 Much Violence]] - Conchris and company find out the cause for their actions being toned down somehow.
*Episode 18: [[/18|2 Many Heroes]] - A superhero by the name of Captain Awesometon visits Wikity and instantly becomes the city's hero and he takes all the credit for Conchris and Company's work. Will they get vengeance? Find out here! - Contains God-like super<s>villain</s>hero!
*Episode 19: [[/19|2 Sides of a Coin]] - Cruroar does something that makes Cieeia incredibly upset. What happens when she leaves and a new minion called "Aieeic" appears under Sirhcnoc's command?
*'''Episode 20:''' [[/20|Season 2 Finale]] - Continued from Episode 19, Conchris and Cruroar head towards Sirhcnoc with some figures following them. Is Sirhcnoc really behind the cause that made Cieeia switch sides in a rage?

=== Season 3 - And now for something completely different... ===
''This season is the one and only season that does not contain a theme... at all. It is also the first season where vidja (sic) game references are prominent.''

*'''Episode 21''' - [[Conshow/21|This is a VOLCANO!]] - From Episode 20, Conchris moves the gang into a volcano. But what happens when they get too comfortable with their surroundings?
*Episode 22 - [[Conshow/22|La-Conchana]] - Conchris takes Cruroar and Cieeia on a journey into the jungle that somehow appeared next to Wikity, they discover a temple. Will they come out with treasure, or just plain old nothing?
*Episode 23 - [[Conshow/23|Underworld Cave 3]] - The mayor of Wikity has banished Conchris and the gang to the caves! Apparently, they weren't the first ones. Will they ever get out?
*Episode 24 - [[Conshow/24|The Attack of the Rugby Robots and Quizzes]] - Sirhcnoc sends out a small army of robots to kidnap Conchris and Cruroar. Conchris is forced to play Rugby against his own will and Cruroar is asked to do stupid trivia questions.
*'''''Episode 25''''' - [[Conshow/25|Outlaws Part I]] - The mayor kicks Conchris and company out of Wikity and tells them that if they come within one hundred feet of Wikity, they will explode into a ka-jillion pieces. So they go out on the run because some person placed a bounty on their heads. What happens next?
*Episode 26 - [[Conshow/26|Outlaws Part II]] - Conchris and company get adjusted to their surroundings and try to get on with their lives, but what happens when they're found out?
*Episode 27 - [[Conshow/27|Dollarama]] - Conchris is turned into a doll! Cruroar and Cieeia look for the cause! Also, Sirhcnoc became one! Will an epic fight ensue? Nah, forget epic fights.
*Episode 28 - [[Conshow/28rewrite|Charactera]] - Cruroar and Cieeia want to be alone, so they try and get away. Meanwhile, Sirhcnoc is building a heat ray that he will use to terrorise Wikity with. - [[Conshow/28|Original Episode]]
*Episode 29 - [[Conshow/29|Cruroar & Cieeia: Partners In Crime?]] - Alternative Universe Cruroar and Cieeia find a way to this universe's Wikity! They cause havoc and Cruroar and Cieeia get the blame! Is Chrionroar an effective lawyer? How can Conchris and Forest deal with the troublesome duo?
*'''Episode 30''' - [[Conshow/30|No More Heroes?! The Last Hope!!]] - Something happens.

=== Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots ===
''Season 4 places Conchris and company into a not very original place of space! It then sends them on insane space-like adventures. The episodes get more insane as time goes on, leading up to Episode 50, a big milestone in this show's career as a WUS.''

*'''Episode 31''' - [[Conshow/31|Break Time for the idiots]] - To take a small break from the continuity, Cieeia tells a small story on how she met the gang. Also, the writer sells how terrible it was on wBay. - Filler Episode #1
*Episode 32 - [[Conshow/32|Space Invaders: The Idiots Are Back!]] - Sirhcnoc decides that toying with Conchris and the gang is enough, he decides to send the Yffulf to abduct them and imprison them on their planet.
*Episode 33 - [[Conshow/33|Onion Men aren't Idiots]] - Conchris and the gang end up on a strange planet inhabited by Onion people, little did they know that they too will become one of them if they stay too long. Meanwhile, Chrionroar is on the most craziest adventure yet!
*Episode 34 - [[Conshow/34|In Space, Idiots can hear you scream]] - Conchris and the crew continue their search for home but they are set upon by space pirates! Where are they going to be led in this exciting episode?! Also, Chrionroar is still on his epic adventure.
*Episode 35 - [[Conshow/35|Idiots: A Space Mystery]] - Some alien dude was murdered! Conchris and the gang are dragged into this murder mystery. As always, remember the butler has always done it.
*Episode 36 - [[Conshow/36|The Idiot's Castle]] - From Episode 35, Conchris (who got equipped with Forest Armour) decides to poke into the strange castle. Also, Cruroar and company have similar problems.
*Episode 37 - [[Conshow/37|The Planet of the Idiotic Emoticons]] - Conchris and company find themselves on a planet full of emoticons! Meanwhile, Chrionroar and company do stuff.
*Episode 38 - [[Conshow/38|Forgotten Characters Episode 1: Nobody Likes Us Idiots!]] - Chrionroar and company try to make do without Conchris, Cruroar or even Cieeia. Meanwhile, Conchris is busy doing something... STOP! IT'S THE FUN POLICE!
*Episode 39 - [[Conshow/39|R.A.S.F: The idiots are done for!]] - Rebels Against Sirhcnoc's Forces finds Conchris and company and picks them up on their mobile planet whilst they were sleeping. What crazy shenanigans can they get up to?
*Episode 40 - [[Conshow/40|Forest's Idiotic Revenge]] - Forest is sick and tired of staying inactive for the season and gets Nydara to switch her on again. This results in bloodshed not fit for little babies.
*Episode 41 - [[Conshow/41|Meet the Idiots... again]] - Conchris somehow finds a video file stored in Forest's hard drive, he then plays it. - Filler Episode #2
*Episode 42 - [[Conshow/42|Super Seizure Land 420: The Idiots!]] - Conchris and company gets teleported into a game on accident. They have to make their way to the Castle of Grave Danger and defeat The Big Bad once and for all? Who wrote this plot? Chrionroar?
*Episode 43 - [[Conshow/43|Chrionroar's Super Special Awesome Yet Idiotic Adventure!]] - Chrionroar and company take over the episode due to Conchris and company's reluctance to do anything interesting.
*Episode 44 - [[Conshow/44|Once upon a time, there were idiots...]] - Conchris and company decide to leave the base in search of a way back... and suddenly end up in a strange world fit for fairy tales... how can they survive?
*Episode 45 - [[Conshow/45|The Idiots of Wikity!]] - Conchris plays another video file, despite the other's chagrin. The video file contains the revealing of Sirhcnoc and Greg and the Forest Girder accident - Filler Episode #3
*Episode 46 - [[Conshow/46|Why Space Pirates can be Idiots...]] - Space pirates can be idiots, they accidentally throw out a crystal of divine power and it fell into the hands of John the Yffulf. He then goes mad with power. What can Conchris and company do to quell his rage?
*Episode 47 - [[Conshow/47|Xavian's Stupid Raid]] - Xavian's crew finally pinpoints the location of Conchris and company and Xavian decides to pay them a little "visit". What can Conchris and company do to fight off the inevitable invasion?!
*Episode 48 - [[Conshow/48|Conchris' Brilliantly Stupid Plan]] - Conchris decides to use a remote to activate a robot back on Earth, minor shenanigans ensue.
*Episode 49 - [[Conshow/49|Xavianshow, stupidheads!]] - Xavian steals the screen time from Conchris and decides to take over the Conshow for an episode. What will happen?
*'''''EPISODE 50''''' - [[Conshow/50|Idiotic Space Idiots]] - It will involve the mobile planet... and Xavian... and Forest somehow... - WARNING! Page size may break browser! - [[Conshow/50/split1|Acts 1 and 2]]|[[Conshow/50/split2|Acts 3 and Ending]]

=== Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo! ===
''Gear up because Conches and his crew has resumed their normal lives! What exciting (and not so exciting) adventures will they have?''
*'''Episode 51:''' [[Conshow/51|Obey Sirhcnoc! Destroy stuff!]] - ''Sirhcnoc decides to <s>destroy the world</s> take over the T.V station in a bid to get more <s>slaves</s> temporary workers after the last episode completely drained his supply of <s>slaves</s> workers.''
*Episode 52: [[Conshow/52|Conchris' New Hobby]] - ''Conchris invests in a shovel and a treasure detector and starts to hunt for treasure, he comes upon a few traps along the way but ends up with a small fortune. However, what happens when his hobby begins to consume him?'' - [[Conshow/52/original|Original episode]]
*Episode 53: [[Conshow/53|Cruroar and the Generic Haunted House]] - ''A haunted house appears on a hill, several weeks late. In a game of Truth or Dare, Conchris dares Cruroar to stay at the Generic Haunted House for a day... without leaving... at all... but what evil entity haunts the place? I'm betting that it is a ghost out for revenge, what do you think it will be?''
*Episode 54: [[Conshow/54|Chrionroar and Forest's not very interesting Adventure]] - ''Chrionroar stumbles upon the Dimensional Traveller and is suddenly sent to the Hammerspace Dimension. Forest somehow stumbles into Hammerspace as well. They must work together to get out of Hammerspace, but is violence REALLY the answer in this dimension?'' - In progress!
*Episode 55: [[Conshow/55|The Future is the Futuriest]] - ''How's about a clichéd scenario? Conchris finds an old Future Teller and gets it to tell the cast about their futures.''
*Episode 56: [[Conshow/56|Conshow: A Haiku]] - ''An episode with/lines written in haiku. Is/Not a good idea?''
*Episode 57: [[Conshow/57|Sarry Bcott and the Diamon Towell]] - ''Sarry Bcott becomes bankrupt thanks to recession. He attempts to make money and hears of a mysterious persifact called "Diamon Towell". Meanwhile, Conchris locks everyone out of his house and has trouble finding the key.''
*Episode 58: [[Conshow/58|Cieeia Goldilin: The Fight of the Episode!]] - ''Today on Die: Wikity Edition...'' - [[Conshow/58old|Original]]
*Episode 59: [[Conshow/59|Chrionroar's Interlude of Silliness]] - ''Chrionroar is given author powers by the writer for a few days... what will happen? Also, why does he have two episodes? Well... {CONNECTION INTERRUPTED}''
*'''''Episode 60:''''' [[Conshow/60|Conshow's Last Stand]] - ''The End...''

=== Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again! ===
*'''''Episode 61:''''' [[Conshow/61|Conshow: Nuts and Bolts]] - ''A reboot just like that Banjo game, except without cars, or planes, or boats... so, not like that Banjo game...''
*Episode 62: [[Conshow/62|Into the Swing of Things]] - ''Conchris attempts to get back into the swing of things by doing what he's known to do: inventing. Jake is not happy about this.''
*Episode 63: [[Conshow/63|Bolted Up]] - ''Completely unrelated to the episode title, Conchris and company go out to find a new antagonist, until they get a surprise visit from an old nemesis...''
*Episode 64: [[Conshow/64|Conshow Clip Show]] - ''It's a clip show looking back on the less finer things in life.''
*Episode 65: [[Conshow/65|The Day The Net Took Over]] - ''One of Conchris's inventions malfunctions, breaking the fourth wall and leaking internet all over Reedsen! What kind of wacky (used loosely) situations will our gang get into?''
*Episode 66: [[Conshow/66|Gift Shop Guy by Day...]] - ''Clark is in need of a new sidekick, and thus goes under the guise of Clark the Gift Shop Guy to procure one!''
*Episode 67: [[Conshow/67|We Want Our Idiot Back!]] - ''Chrionroar Encounter! He wants to come back?!''
*Episode 68: [[Conshow/68|A Typical Monster Attack]] - ''We interrupt the broadcast of the Conshow to bring you something completely different.''
*Episode 69: [[Conshow/69|The Ameotian Terror]] - ''Conchris and Clark encounter a giant killer dinosaur hellbent on destroying all that they know and loved. Will the power of friendship and teamwork save the day? Probably not.''
*'''Episode 70:''' [[Conshow/70|Can See The Forest For The Trees]] - ''Just who is this Metal Maiden? Are Katie, Jake, Aria, and Mr. Person going to escape their paparazzi fate?! Stay tuned!''

=== Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit ===
*'''Episode 71:''' [[Conshow/71|Clark's Gift Shop]] - ''Jake needs a new job, will he get one?''
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=== Non-Canon Episodes ===
''These episodes are considered non-canon and usually ignore what is going on in the canon plots.'' 
*Episode 509 - [[/509'd|Server has no bandwidth]]
*Episode Six Hundred and Sixty Five - [[/harhar|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 1 - Halloween]]
*Episode Two Hundred and Fifty-One Thousand Two Hundred and Eight - [[/christmas|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 2 - A Creepy Christmas]]
*Episode Two Hundred and Fifty-One Thousand Two Hundred and Fourteen - [[/christmas2|Conshow Christmas Shorts - 2014]]

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*[[/Characters|Characters]] - Check the characters out here!
*[[/Mechanisms|Mechanisms]] - A list of mechanical items encountered throughout the WUS.
*[[/Discarded Material (amongst other stuff)|Discarded Material (and other stuff)]] - What scripts were trashed and what episodes did I write the outlines for?
*[[/Places|Conshow Place Guide]] - What places exist? Find out here!
*[[/Running Gags|Running Gags]] - What gag occurs often? Find out her-''{shot}''
*[[/PlayingFavourites|Conshow's Character Polls]] - Who is the most popular character on this particular Wiki User Show? You decide!
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2015-01-04T18:49:30Z

Conchris:

== Summary ==
''Jake tries to find a new job, but keeps getting shut down. Will he find one to support his girlfriend AND his friends?''

== Transcript ==

''{Open: Jake and Katie's House (heretofore referred to as The House) - Living Room, Jake is lying on the couch watching TV. An excerpt from [[Animalia Investigatus/1|Animalia Investigatus]] is playing in the background, Katie walks in, carrying a pile of clothes}''

'''KATIE:''' Jake, sweetheart. Think you could help me carry this?

'''JAKE:''' Eh...

'''KATIE:''' Jake... I know you're feeling very demotivated but that's no reason to be--

'''JAKE:''' Eh...

'''KATIE:''' Jake... Don't make me get the killer robot out.

''{Forest bursts in, arm cannon primed}''

'''FOREST:''' The killer robot is already out, you bi-

''{A giant laser shoots out of the arm cannon, engulfing both Jake and Katie, cue [[Conshow/IntrosandCredits#Season 7|opening]]}''

''{Open: The House - Jake and Katie's room, an alarm clock beside the bed starts beeping wildly with Jake retaliating with a thwack, sitting up}''

'''JAKE:''' Guh...

''{Cut: Kitchen, Jake is eating cereal while Conchris and Forest talk in the background}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Blahblahblahblah--Dark Side--blahblahblahblah--Force--blahblahblahblah--Never forget--Bla-

'''FOREST:''' STOP YOUR STUPID BLABBERING BEFORE I END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{feebly}'' ...okay...

''{Cut: The Streets, Jake is walking along}''

'''CHILD:''' ''{voice}'' Look mommy, it's the carrot man!

'''MOTHER:''' ''{voice}'' Now, now, dear. We all know that he looks like a carrot but that's--

''{Cut: Supermarket, Aria and Mr. Person are pushing a shopping cart along. They are about to reach the last can on the shelf until a blur speeds by, leaving nothing but a trace}''

'''ARIA:''' What?

''{Cut: Supermarket - Checkouts, Jake is scanning in groceries at a self-checkout, placing items in the bag and presses something on the screen}''

'''SELF CHECKOUT:''' Please wait for assistance.

'''JAKE:''' Augh, son of a--

''{Cut: The Streets, Jake is getting increasingly annoyed}''

'''MAN:''' Hey! Hey youse! Ya wants some watches? Sells them cheap! ''{beat}'' Okay, good talk.

''{Cut: The House, living room. Jake kicks the door open, throws the bags onto the ground and collapses onto the floor, waking Katie up who was sleeping on the couch}''

'''KATIE:''' Muh? Oh... Jake, you're home! How was your day?

'''JAKE:''' ''{muffled}'' Oh you know, awful.

'''KATIE:''' Pardon?

''{Jake picks himself up, dark rings under his eyes}''

'''JAKE:''' Same old, same old... ''{sighs}'' I don't think I like the unemployed life very much... but nobody wants me.

''{Katie slides over to Jake, placing her hands on his arms}''

'''KATIE:''' Of course people want you! I want you! Conches wants you. Aria and Mr. Person want you, too. I'm sure the job people who keep turning you down are just jealous of your accomplishments!

'''JAKE:''' I suppose... ''{places a finger on his chin}'' Hey, you think my week-long experience working at a run-down pizzeria as a night guard would count as experience in the security field?

'''KATIE:''' Uh... I suppose? Why? What entailed there?

'''JAKE:''' ''{nonchalantly}'' Oh, you know, watching the cameras, making sure everything is where they are... closing the doors, shining the lights, the works.

'''KATIE:''' Oh. Was it bad?

'''JAKE:''' Nope! And I still have the nightmares to prove it!

''{Conchris suddenly pops up from behind the pair of them}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' That's nice and all but, listen, Jake, is it okay if I use the house's power to supply my amusement park?

'''JAKE:''' Uh... I don't see why no--''{glares at Conchris}'' YOU BUILT A WHAT NOW?!

'''CONCHRIS:''' An amusement park! You know! For kids! And adults that are like kids! And... everyone really.

'''JAKE:''' ...what... prompted you...

'''CONCHRIS:''' I just felt like it. Oh, by the way, I went ahead and did it without your--

''{Screen suddenly goes dark, leaving naught but their eyes on-screen}''

'''JAKE:''' Great. Everyone hold still.

'''KATIE:''' Why?

'''JAKE:''' Just... stay... still...

''{Footsteps can be heard, followed by a music box playing which cuts out after five seconds, followed by more footsteps}''

''{Beat}''

'''JAKE:''' Okay, I think we're--

''{A loud scream is heard, cut short by the jump cut to the job agency}''

'''MAN:''' I'm sorry sir but you're underqualified for quite literally every job that I could think of, save for a couple. I'm of the belief that you probably hadn't been trying very hard at school, haven't you?

'''JAKE:''' ''{bruised, injured}'' Uh... I've did very well at school, Katie can vouch for me.

'''KATIE:''' That he did, sir.

'''MAN:''' Uh... huh... listen... a week's experience at a pizzeria, a single day of escorting a very important person, two years experience of tv show acting isn't going to cut it in this field.

'''JAKE:''' Well, give me any job! Any! Job. I'll do it! Even if it means...

''{Cut: Clark's Gift Shop, Clark is asleep at the counter before suddenly waking up to chimes being heard as an unseen door opens}''

'''CLARK:''' Wha? Oh! Uh... welcome to my gift shop! We got-- WHAT THE?!

''{Cut to reveal Jake, eyes half-lidded as he glares at Clark while holding up a newspaper ad}''

'''JAKE:''' Yes. Hi. I'm here to enquire about a job opening at this gift shop? ''{runs a finger on one of the aisles, dust collecting to his fingertip}'' People don't come by very often, do they?

'''CLARK:''' They totally do! I, uh, well... ''{camera cuts to an isometric view of the shop}'' I guess people stopped coming here since last season...

'''JAKE:''' Huh... well, if you're hiring, I c-

'''CLARK:''' You're hired.

'''JAKE:''' Wh- really? Well, uh... when do I start?

'''CLARK:''' ''{points to the door beside him}'' Now. In there. I want a website, you good with computers?

'''JAKE:''' Are you kidding me? I'm a wiz at computers! ''{stands proudly}'' I'll have you know that I know all FIVE HTMLs!

'''CLARK:''' WHAT A BADASS!

''{Jake flexes his (lack of) muscles for a few before trundling on into the next room. Clark laces his fingers together, glaring evilly at the camera}''

'''CLARK:''' Fool, now that Jake is under my command, I'll have him make a website and people will FLOCK to my store! And they'll buy my overpriced merchandise! And I'll become the richest man in all of Reedsen! WAHAHAHAHAH-

''{Clark's evil laughter is interrupted by Jake poking his head in from off-screen}''

'''JAKE:''' Hey, uh, what kind of font should I use for the header? I mean, I ''could'' use Helvetica Nui but that one's already taken... so's Arial Black... ''{glances down}'' ...in fact, I think the only font we have left is Comic Sans.

'''CLARK:''' ...oh... well... use it anyway! WAHAHAHAHAHA!

''{Jake shrugs while Clark is frozen in his laughter, arms raised and all}''

'''JAKE:'' Well, it works... ''{unpeeks}''

'''CLARK:''' ...soon people will come flock to my store, and I'll be rich! And famous... and I'll have a spaceship! MY VERY OWN SPACESHIP! HAHAHAHAHA--

''{Clark is suddenly startled by a sudden voice coming from the left side of the screen, the camera pans over to reveal that it is none other than...}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Hi, yes, I'd like to buy this toaster. ''{places a toaster on the counter}'' Don't ask me any questions, Carl, I'd just like my appliance for... mechanical... reasons...

'''CLARK:''' ...It's Clark, Conches... ''{narrows his eyes}'' What are you doing here anyway?

'''CONCHRIS:''' What? Oh, I heard about your store on the internet and I came to check it out... ''{looks around}'' ...not many people come here, do they?

'''CLARK:''' Well... I have a website...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Also, you're a butt.

'''CLARK:''' I REFUSE TO SERVICE YOU! GET OUT OF MY SHOP!

''{Cut: The House - Living Room, Conchris is working on something lying on the couch as Jake enters}''

'''JAKE:''' Oh... Conches... what are you doing on our couch?

'''CONCHRIS:''' It's... a thing.

'''JAKE:''' A thing, huh? Not a toaster by any ch--

'''CONCHRIS:''' IT'S NOT A TOASTER! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

''{Beat}''

''{Cut: The Streets, Jake slams the door on Conchris, who is standing outside}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh... guess I should look to see whose house it is before yelling that.

''{Timecard: One Week later, Cut: Clark's Gift Shop, Clark is slumped over the counter until a phone rings}''

'''CLARK:''' Hello? Oh... uh... just one second.

''{Clark opens the door to the work room, Jake is watching cat videos on the computer which he hastily minimizes as he hears Clark}''

'''JAKE:''' Oh! Uh, hey, Clark, uhm, I just got the... parabulas... working...

'''CLARK:''' Uh huh... do you anything about this free hotdog with every purchase of our microwaves deal?

'''JAKE:''' I... uh... yeah?

'''CLARK:''' Well... I just wanted to say... YOU'RE FIRED!

''{Cue credits, music is instead [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-again-s2-credits-1 Why Did That Happen AGAIN? - Savestates]}''

<pre>
Conshow Episode 71
Written and Directed by Conchris
Conchris, Jake, Katie, Clark, Mr. Person, Aria, Forest as themselves
Phone Guy as Man on Phone

Next Episode:
It Came From The Shallows</pre>

{{:Conshow/season7}}

Conshow/71

2015-01-04T18:49:19Z

Conchris:

'''WORK IN PROGRESS'''
== Summary ==
''Jake tries to find a new job, but keeps getting shut down. Will he find one to support his girlfriend AND his friends?''

== Transcript ==

''{Open: Jake and Katie's House (heretofore referred to as The House) - Living Room, Jake is lying on the couch watching TV. An excerpt from [[Animalia Investigatus/1|Animalia Investigatus]] is playing in the background, Katie walks in, carrying a pile of clothes}''

'''KATIE:''' Jake, sweetheart. Think you could help me carry this?

'''JAKE:''' Eh...

'''KATIE:''' Jake... I know you're feeling very demotivated but that's no reason to be--

'''JAKE:''' Eh...

'''KATIE:''' Jake... Don't make me get the killer robot out.

''{Forest bursts in, arm cannon primed}''

'''FOREST:''' The killer robot is already out, you bi-

''{A giant laser shoots out of the arm cannon, engulfing both Jake and Katie, cue [[Conshow/IntrosandCredits#Season 7|opening]]}''

''{Open: The House - Jake and Katie's room, an alarm clock beside the bed starts beeping wildly with Jake retaliating with a thwack, sitting up}''

'''JAKE:''' Guh...

''{Cut: Kitchen, Jake is eating cereal while Conchris and Forest talk in the background}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Blahblahblahblah--Dark Side--blahblahblahblah--Force--blahblahblahblah--Never forget--Bla-

'''FOREST:''' STOP YOUR STUPID BLABBERING BEFORE I END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{feebly}'' ...okay...

''{Cut: The Streets, Jake is walking along}''

'''CHILD:''' ''{voice}'' Look mommy, it's the carrot man!

'''MOTHER:''' ''{voice}'' Now, now, dear. We all know that he looks like a carrot but that's--

''{Cut: Supermarket, Aria and Mr. Person are pushing a shopping cart along. They are about to reach the last can on the shelf until a blur speeds by, leaving nothing but a trace}''

'''ARIA:''' What?

''{Cut: Supermarket - Checkouts, Jake is scanning in groceries at a self-checkout, placing items in the bag and presses something on the screen}''

'''SELF CHECKOUT:''' Please wait for assistance.

'''JAKE:''' Augh, son of a--

''{Cut: The Streets, Jake is getting increasingly annoyed}''

'''MAN:''' Hey! Hey youse! Ya wants some watches? Sells them cheap! ''{beat}'' Okay, good talk.

''{Cut: The House, living room. Jake kicks the door open, throws the bags onto the ground and collapses onto the floor, waking Katie up who was sleeping on the couch}''

'''KATIE:''' Muh? Oh... Jake, you're home! How was your day?

'''JAKE:''' ''{muffled}'' Oh you know, awful.

'''KATIE:''' Pardon?

''{Jake picks himself up, dark rings under his eyes}''

'''JAKE:''' Same old, same old... ''{sighs}'' I don't think I like the unemployed life very much... but nobody wants me.

''{Katie slides over to Jake, placing her hands on his arms}''

'''KATIE:''' Of course people want you! I want you! Conches wants you. Aria and Mr. Person want you, too. I'm sure the job people who keep turning you down are just jealous of your accomplishments!

'''JAKE:''' I suppose... ''{places a finger on his chin}'' Hey, you think my week-long experience working at a run-down pizzeria as a night guard would count as experience in the security field?

'''KATIE:''' Uh... I suppose? Why? What entailed there?

'''JAKE:''' ''{nonchalantly}'' Oh, you know, watching the cameras, making sure everything is where they are... closing the doors, shining the lights, the works.

'''KATIE:''' Oh. Was it bad?

'''JAKE:''' Nope! And I still have the nightmares to prove it!

''{Conchris suddenly pops up from behind the pair of them}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' That's nice and all but, listen, Jake, is it okay if I use the house's power to supply my amusement park?

'''JAKE:''' Uh... I don't see why no--''{glares at Conchris}'' YOU BUILT A WHAT NOW?!

'''CONCHRIS:''' An amusement park! You know! For kids! And adults that are like kids! And... everyone really.

'''JAKE:''' ...what... prompted you...

'''CONCHRIS:''' I just felt like it. Oh, by the way, I went ahead and did it without your--

''{Screen suddenly goes dark, leaving naught but their eyes on-screen}''

'''JAKE:''' Great. Everyone hold still.

'''KATIE:''' Why?

'''JAKE:''' Just... stay... still...

''{Footsteps can be heard, followed by a music box playing which cuts out after five seconds, followed by more footsteps}''

''{Beat}''

'''JAKE:''' Okay, I think we're--

''{A loud scream is heard, cut short by the jump cut to the job agency}''

'''MAN:''' I'm sorry sir but you're underqualified for quite literally every job that I could think of, save for a couple. I'm of the belief that you probably hadn't been trying very hard at school, haven't you?

'''JAKE:''' ''{bruised, injured}'' Uh... I've did very well at school, Katie can vouch for me.

'''KATIE:''' That he did, sir.

'''MAN:''' Uh... huh... listen... a week's experience at a pizzeria, a single day of escorting a very important person, two years experience of tv show acting isn't going to cut it in this field.

'''JAKE:''' Well, give me any job! Any! Job. I'll do it! Even if it means...

''{Cut: Clark's Gift Shop, Clark is asleep at the counter before suddenly waking up to chimes being heard as an unseen door opens}''

'''CLARK:''' Wha? Oh! Uh... welcome to my gift shop! We got-- WHAT THE?!

''{Cut to reveal Jake, eyes half-lidded as he glares at Clark while holding up a newspaper ad}''

'''JAKE:''' Yes. Hi. I'm here to enquire about a job opening at this gift shop? ''{runs a finger on one of the aisles, dust collecting to his fingertip}'' People don't come by very often, do they?

'''CLARK:''' They totally do! I, uh, well... ''{camera cuts to an isometric view of the shop}'' I guess people stopped coming here since last season...

'''JAKE:''' Huh... well, if you're hiring, I c-

'''CLARK:''' You're hired.

'''JAKE:''' Wh- really? Well, uh... when do I start?

'''CLARK:''' ''{points to the door beside him}'' Now. In there. I want a website, you good with computers?

'''JAKE:''' Are you kidding me? I'm a wiz at computers! ''{stands proudly}'' I'll have you know that I know all FIVE HTMLs!

'''CLARK:''' WHAT A BADASS!

''{Jake flexes his (lack of) muscles for a few before trundling on into the next room. Clark laces his fingers together, glaring evilly at the camera}''

'''CLARK:''' Fool, now that Jake is under my command, I'll have him make a website and people will FLOCK to my store! And they'll buy my overpriced merchandise! And I'll become the richest man in all of Reedsen! WAHAHAHAHAH-

''{Clark's evil laughter is interrupted by Jake poking his head in from off-screen}''

'''JAKE:''' Hey, uh, what kind of font should I use for the header? I mean, I ''could'' use Helvetica Nui but that one's already taken... so's Arial Black... ''{glances down}'' ...in fact, I think the only font we have left is Comic Sans.

'''CLARK:''' ...oh... well... use it anyway! WAHAHAHAHAHA!

''{Jake shrugs while Clark is frozen in his laughter, arms raised and all}''

'''JAKE:'' Well, it works... ''{unpeeks}''

'''CLARK:''' ...soon people will come flock to my store, and I'll be rich! And famous... and I'll have a spaceship! MY VERY OWN SPACESHIP! HAHAHAHAHA--

''{Clark is suddenly startled by a sudden voice coming from the left side of the screen, the camera pans over to reveal that it is none other than...}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Hi, yes, I'd like to buy this toaster. ''{places a toaster on the counter}'' Don't ask me any questions, Carl, I'd just like my appliance for... mechanical... reasons...

'''CLARK:''' ...It's Clark, Conches... ''{narrows his eyes}'' What are you doing here anyway?

'''CONCHRIS:''' What? Oh, I heard about your store on the internet and I came to check it out... ''{looks around}'' ...not many people come here, do they?

'''CLARK:''' Well... I have a website...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Also, you're a butt.

'''CLARK:''' I REFUSE TO SERVICE YOU! GET OUT OF MY SHOP!

''{Cut: The House - Living Room, Conchris is working on something lying on the couch as Jake enters}''

'''JAKE:''' Oh... Conches... what are you doing on our couch?

'''CONCHRIS:''' It's... a thing.

'''JAKE:''' A thing, huh? Not a toaster by any ch--

'''CONCHRIS:''' IT'S NOT A TOASTER! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

''{Beat}''

''{Cut: The Streets, Jake slams the door on Conchris, who is standing outside}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh... guess I should look to see whose house it is before yelling that.

''{Timecard: One Week later, Cut: Clark's Gift Shop, Clark is slumped over the counter until a phone rings}''

'''CLARK:''' Hello? Oh... uh... just one second.

''{Clark opens the door to the work room, Jake is watching cat videos on the computer which he hastily minimizes as he hears Clark}''

'''JAKE:''' Oh! Uh, hey, Clark, uhm, I just got the... parabulas... working...

'''CLARK:''' Uh huh... do you anything about this free hotdog with every purchase of our microwaves deal?

'''JAKE:''' I... uh... yeah?

'''CLARK:''' Well... I just wanted to say... YOU'RE FIRED!

''{Cue credits, music is instead [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-again-s2-credits-1 Why Did That Happen AGAIN? - Savestates]}''

<pre>
Conshow Episode 71
Written and Directed by Conchris
Conchris, Jake, Katie, Clark, Mr. Person, Aria, Forest as themselves
Phone Guy as Man on Phone

Next Episode:
It Came From The Shallows</pre>

{{:Conshow/season7}}

Conshow/71

2015-01-04T17:44:26Z

Conchris:

Conshow/IntrosandCredits

2015-01-04T16:25:38Z

Conchris: /* Season 6 */

== Intros and Credits ==
''Every show worth their salt needs a theme, even textual ones. These were picked by [[User:Conchris|someone]] in 2014, ones that fit or just sound cool, so they may not match what they would've been in the past.''

=== Season 1 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5gvjmTZMqM Aurea Carmina - Kevin Macleod]
* '''Credits Music:''' Aurea Carmina picks up where it left off.

=== Season 2 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/bonus-stage-theme-era-2 Bonus Stage Theme (Era 2) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/input-your-initials Input your Initials - Savestates]

=== Season 3 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' ""
* '''Credits Music:''' ""

=== Season 4 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/bonus-stage-theme-era-3 Bonus Stage Theme (Era 3)]
* '''Credits Music:''' ""

=== Season 5 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrc9siok3IU The Statue Got Me High - They Might Be Giants]
* '''Credits Music:''' The Statue Got Me High begins at the last chorus

* '''Intro Music (Episode 60):''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY It's The End of the World - REM]
* '''Credits Music (Episode 60):''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1_KChGQyyg Punchout!! Wii Credits Theme]

=== Season 6 ===
* '''Intro Music (Episode 64 onwards):''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OSlU8lYwH0 Let's Hang the Landlord - King Blues (Warning: VEVO link)]
* '''Credits Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-another-episode-defeated-s1-credits-1 Another Episode Defeated! (Deadly Space Action S1, credits #1) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music (Episode 65 onwards):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-s1-credits-2 Why Did That Happen? (DSA S1, Credits #2) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music (Episode 70):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-again-s2-credits-1 Why Did That Happen AGAIN? (DSA S2, Credits #1) - Savestates]

==== Season 6 Intro visuals ====
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals
|-
|[Violin opening] || Open to a scene with a television flickering on and off, as the violin picks up in pitch, the camera starts zooming out until it captures the entire city of Reedsen. As the music starts picking up, clouds begin, ahem, clouding the view as the logo for "CONSHOW" fades in.
|-
|[More music before singing] || Clips of the show start playing, replacing the clouds in the background.
|-
|I was classic bullying material strictly speaking, I was 4 ft tall with a 3 foot mohican, I bunked off school and bought some tattoo ink, engraved ‘punk 4 life’ on my arm with a safety pin.|| Cut to Jake getting dressed for work, the words "JAKE GOODWIN" popping up beside him, Katie slipping some letters on a nearby table as he puts a tie on, the words "KATIE GOLDILIN" shows up beside her as she leans in on scene. He takes the top bill and stares at it, facepalming and sighing silently as he continues to read it before becoming frustrated and throwing the stack of papers to the ground.
|-
|I was sleeping in a park and selling The Big Issue, but this ain’t no sob story so don’t reach for the tissue, cos these Spanish punks took me under their wing, opened a squat in Clapham Common they let me move in. || Cut to the kitchen, Aria is sitting on the counter, seemingly bobbing along to the music as Mr. Person totters around in the background, carrying a cup of coffee. As Aria raises her hand in greeting, her name shows up, alongside Mr. Person's trudging along behind him.
|-
| We used to sing: "If we hang the landlord from the top of the stairs... we could live here forever without a care..." || Cut to Conchris's room, the owner of said room is playing air guitar as Clark watches in disapproval. The names "CONCHRIS" and "CLARK" shows up beside them.
|-
| So let's hang the landlord from the top of the stairs, and we'll live like a millionaire... live like a millionaire.|| The scene is now playing random clips from the Conshow, zooming out slowly to reveal more and more clips being played before zooming out to the streets completely for the last part.
|-
|[Music stops] || A gathering of characters can be seen outside Jake and Katie's house, intro gag applies here before the scene fades out to the Conshow's logo again, followed by the episode and title.
|}

=== Season 7 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRU8T5yfCb4 A Little Doubt Goes A Long Way - Reel Big Fish]
* '''Credits Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-someone-or-something The Ballad of Someone or Something! (Start @ 1:53) - Savestates]

==== Season 7 Intro visuals ====
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals
|-
|Ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh ||
|-
|I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something stupid, I gotta go ||
|-
|I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something lame.||
|-
|I know, it's your fault, that I'm in the mess I'm in.||
|-
|And you think I'm cool but I don't, man.||
|-
|And maybe, it's too soon. (It's too soon) But I think it's too late. (It's too late) . ||
|-
|And I think bad timing just won't wait ||
|-
|Maybe it's not right (I have a girlfriend), made a friend tonight (who was a girl and)...
|-
|I just wanted to talk to you, but then I started wondering...
|-
|If she's the one... or not.
|-
|So I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something stupid, I gotta go ||
|-
|But I know, I know that it's too late. ||
|-
|[Music stops] || A gathering of characters can be seen outside Jake and Katie's house, intro gag applies here before the scene fades out to the Conshow's logo again, followed by the episode and title.
|}

Conshow/71

2015-01-01T23:05:34Z

Conchris: WIP

Conshow/christmas2

2014-12-25T22:54:24Z

Conchris: Created page with "== Summary == ''A bunch of possible ten line stories about how Conshow's cast celebrates their holidays.'' == Transcript == === #1: Chilling Out === ''{Shortened Season 7 In..."

== Summary ==
''A bunch of possible ten line stories about how Conshow's cast celebrates their holidays.''

== Transcript ==
=== #1: Chilling Out ===

''{Shortened Season 7 Intro}''

''{Open: Jake and Katie's House - Living Room, Jake and Katie are lounging around on the couch, with Conchris lying on the floor, watching television}''

'''TELEVISION:''' ''{first voice}'' We're going to die! Forever! ''{second voice}'' The next fuelling station can't be that far away. ''{voice becomes inaudible}''

''{A doorbell rings, Jake promptly stands to answer the door, revealing Clark}''

'''CLARK:''' Hey guys! I just wanted to ask if I could crash at your place!

'''JAKE:''' Clark? Why're you here? Aren't you supposed to be plotting our demise or something?

'''CLARK:''' ''{latches onto Jake, looking terrified}'' You don't want to know...

''{Cut: Clark's Gift Shop, the entire shop is decorated with christmas decor with royalty-free christmas music playing in the background, Chrionroar walks in, carrying a pile of signs}''

'''CLARK:''' Wait, what the hell?!

'''CHRIONROAR:''' I CAN HAS?!

'''CLARK:''' No, wh--

''{Chrionroar dumps the pile of signs on Clark, leaving a little bow-ribbon on top}''

'''CHRIONROAR:''' MARRY CHARSMAST! ''{flies off}''

'''CLARK:''' Pain...

''{Cut: Back to Jake and Katie's house, Jake seems contemplative}''

'''JAKE:''' I dunno, we can't just let villains in the house... ''{looks over to the side}'' Hey, is it cool if Clark comes in?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Yes. 
'''FOREST, KATIE, ARIA, MR. PERSON:''' NO!

'''JAKE:''' 'kay! ''{looks back to where Clark was, only to see that he's gone. Oh, what the?

''{Cut: Kitchen, Aria opens the freezer to see Clark hiding it}''

'''CLARK:''' Shh! I'm hiding! ''{hands Aria a frozen pop then shuts the door, all the while shushing}''

'''ARIA:''' KATIE, YOUR FREEZER HAS A HOBO LIVING IN IT AGAIN!

'''KATIE:''' ''{offscreen}'' Have you tried offering it change?

'''ARIA:''' I, uh, don't think that's possible... I... nevermind.

''{Cue credits}''

Conshow

2014-12-25T22:37:35Z

Conchris: /* Non-Canon Episodes */

[[Image:Conshowimage.png|thumb|"Yeah, we're serious business"]]
{{profanity|words=foul language, comedic violence, and HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD! There is no hyper-realistic blood...}}
== The Premise? ==
Five people get together to do stuff in a city. The goal? To revive one of the greatest text fictions of all time! They failed, now witness the failure... CONSHOW!!

<div align="left" style="background-color: #FFFF99; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #000000; padding: 1px; height: 100px;overflow: auto">
<big><big><center>Previous Premises</center></big></big>
One day, Conchris got tired of checking his emails and so decided to dabble in show business. The goal? To successfully make a good Wiki User Show. He did, and now you can watch Conchris and the "Concrew" as they go on adventures... and not-adventures.
----
One man creates a WUS for the WUW. The goal? To create one of the most successful Wiki User Shows (or whatever, lulz) of all time! He's working on that.

'''CONCHRIS:''' And soon he jumped on the bandwagon and went into Bandwagon-ville and lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER! The end.

What? That's it, you're no longer going to represent me anymore.

'''CONCHRIS:''' But... but... remember the good times...

...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh, we didn't.

Ah screw it, you can stay... for now.

'''CONCHRIS:''' YES!
----

One boy writes a WUE on the HRFWiki. The goal? To create the most successful WUE of all time. He succeeded. But he wanted a spin-off show where he could write without the email show format, this slowly emerged as Conshow. He then jumped on the bandwagon and went off to bandwagon-ville and spent a happy life for the rest of his life, The End.

'''CRUROAR:''' Wait, that never happened.

'''CONCHRIS:''' It so did! The author told me!

'''CRUROAR:''' Whatever.

Welcome to the Conshow, where it is a direct spin-off of Con_email.wue! Also, I won't be tied down by using emails to advance plots, which means I can finally develop characters fully without using the stupid one or two not quites an email rule.
</div>

[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|'''CONCHRIS:''' I still cannot believe that people in the past really liked us. 
'''JAKE:''' There's still people who like us now! 
'''KATIE:''' Only a small handful... I think. 
'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, shoot. Still though, this award brings back memories... 
''Fanstuff of the Fortnight Winner of August 15th to September 1st'']]
== Readisodes ==
''Skip to:
:[[Conshow#Season 1 - Character Episodes|Season 1: Characters in the limelight]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question.|Season 2: The one with the episodes with the number "2" in their names]]
:[[Conshow#Season 3 - And now for something completely different... |Season 3: Something completely different.]]
:[[Conshow#Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots|Season 4: They're totally in space!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo!|Season 5: Characters, revisited!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!|Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit|Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit]]

'''JAKE:''' I'm still not sure why these are called "Readisodes".

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, they're called Readisodes because... you read them, and they're episodes!

'''JAKE:''' ''{sarcastic tone}'' Oh wow! Everything makes so much sense now!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{rolls eyes}'' Yeah, yeah, don't praise me all at once...

<div align="left" style="background-color: #FFFF99; color: #000000; border: 2px solid #000000; padding: 1px; height: 460px;overflow: auto">
*'''Bolded''' episodes are season openings and endings. 
*''Italicised'' episode names are predicted episodes. They usually come with a predicted description. They may change at any time.
*'''''Bolded+Italicised''''' are milestone episodes, which are 25, 50, 75 and 100.

=== Season 1 - Character Episodes ===
''This season was based around the characters and had to be themed around them. This introduced the characters to the audience before the real fun begins and helps to settle the grounds of which they are on.''

*'''Episode 1:''' [[/1|Private Conchris' Pilot Clubs Episode]] - Conchris, Cruroar and Cieeia start a three-man show... er.. a two-man one-woman show...
*Episode 2: [[/2|Time waits for Chrionroar]] - Chrionroar suddenly discovers the ability to stop time, but what happens when he abuses it?
*Episode 3: [[/3|Make way for Cieeia!]] - Cruroar has gone missing! Conchris couldn't care less. Who else would save him from Sirhcnoc?
*Episode 4: [[/4rewrite|Cruroar and the Stones of Power]] - Cruroar goes out to search for the Stones of Power with Conchris. Cieeia tries to look after the house despite the crazy happenings. - [[/4|Original Episode]]
*Episode 5: [[/5|Forest in: Robot Wars]] - Forest enters a robot tournament to buy a new sledgehammer with which to hit Chrionroar over the head with. Conchris tries to prevent Forest from doing so.
*Episode 6: [[/6|Greg's Excellent Adventure]] - Sirhcnoc calls for a vacation for all of his minions because he needs time off. Greg takes advantage of this by going to the beach, but everything that could possibly go wrong for him, probably did.
*Episode 7: [[/7|Aria's Revenge]] - Aria, sick of not having enough screen time, decides to try and kill off Cieeia. Will she succeed in this deadly deed? Maybe not.
*Episode 8: [[/8|Clark's Boring Life]] - Clark guides us through his daily boring life, or at least it is. Meanwhile, Forest is ticked off at Conchris for something.
*Episode 9: [[/9|The Kids in: Revenge]] - The Kids from Episode 5 are back with a vengeance! They want revenge because Chrionroar ruined their winning spree, so they challenge him to a kid's race. Will he win?
*'''Episode 10:''' [[/10|Sirhcnoc's Smooth Moves]] - Sirhcnoc summons an army of wild animals and undead to try and destroy Wikity, Cieeia gets kidnapped and Conchris is in a battle of a lifetime!

=== Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question. ===
''Season 2 is when the real Conshow kicks off, despite the crap being here and there in this season.''

*'''Episode 11:''' [[/11|2ba]] - ''When a band named "2ba" rolls into town, they instantly become big hits! But Cruroar isn't convinced.''
*Episode 12: [[/12|Pleased 2 Meet You]] - ''In a rather generic plot, Chrionroar's father and mother move into Wikity to see their son. Will wackyness ensue? Probably.''
*Episode 13: [[/13|The Unlucky Episode 2: There is no prequel!]] - It is somehow Friday the 13th in Wikity. Conchris and company try to avoid getting bad luck... except that Chrionroar acquires a million leaf clover. What would happen?
*Episode 14: [[/14|You're 2 Slow?]] - Conchris invents another time watch, but this one can slow down time! Again, Chrionroar gets his hands on it, what would happen in this so totally not done before episode? - Not what you may think.
*Episode 15: [[/15|10 divided by 2: Halfway There!]] - After a small lapse of fillers, Conchris thinks that it is a good idea to move the gang to the desert where they find an ancient pyramid. Generic pyramid searching hijinks ensue.
*Episode 16: [[/16|2 Stupid Idiots]] - Conchris goes on a holiday for a day and Chrionroar and Forest go on a crazy referential adventure of not so epic proportions.
*Episode 17: [[/17|2 Much Violence]] - Conchris and company find out the cause for their actions being toned down somehow.
*Episode 18: [[/18|2 Many Heroes]] - A superhero by the name of Captain Awesometon visits Wikity and instantly becomes the city's hero and he takes all the credit for Conchris and Company's work. Will they get vengeance? Find out here! - Contains God-like super<s>villain</s>hero!
*Episode 19: [[/19|2 Sides of a Coin]] - Cruroar does something that makes Cieeia incredibly upset. What happens when she leaves and a new minion called "Aieeic" appears under Sirhcnoc's command?
*'''Episode 20:''' [[/20|Season 2 Finale]] - Continued from Episode 19, Conchris and Cruroar head towards Sirhcnoc with some figures following them. Is Sirhcnoc really behind the cause that made Cieeia switch sides in a rage?

=== Season 3 - And now for something completely different... ===
''This season is the one and only season that does not contain a theme... at all. It is also the first season where vidja (sic) game references are prominent.''

*'''Episode 21''' - [[Conshow/21|This is a VOLCANO!]] - From Episode 20, Conchris moves the gang into a volcano. But what happens when they get too comfortable with their surroundings?
*Episode 22 - [[Conshow/22|La-Conchana]] - Conchris takes Cruroar and Cieeia on a journey into the jungle that somehow appeared next to Wikity, they discover a temple. Will they come out with treasure, or just plain old nothing?
*Episode 23 - [[Conshow/23|Underworld Cave 3]] - The mayor of Wikity has banished Conchris and the gang to the caves! Apparently, they weren't the first ones. Will they ever get out?
*Episode 24 - [[Conshow/24|The Attack of the Rugby Robots and Quizzes]] - Sirhcnoc sends out a small army of robots to kidnap Conchris and Cruroar. Conchris is forced to play Rugby against his own will and Cruroar is asked to do stupid trivia questions.
*'''''Episode 25''''' - [[Conshow/25|Outlaws Part I]] - The mayor kicks Conchris and company out of Wikity and tells them that if they come within one hundred feet of Wikity, they will explode into a ka-jillion pieces. So they go out on the run because some person placed a bounty on their heads. What happens next?
*Episode 26 - [[Conshow/26|Outlaws Part II]] - Conchris and company get adjusted to their surroundings and try to get on with their lives, but what happens when they're found out?
*Episode 27 - [[Conshow/27|Dollarama]] - Conchris is turned into a doll! Cruroar and Cieeia look for the cause! Also, Sirhcnoc became one! Will an epic fight ensue? Nah, forget epic fights.
*Episode 28 - [[Conshow/28rewrite|Charactera]] - Cruroar and Cieeia want to be alone, so they try and get away. Meanwhile, Sirhcnoc is building a heat ray that he will use to terrorise Wikity with. - [[Conshow/28|Original Episode]]
*Episode 29 - [[Conshow/29|Cruroar & Cieeia: Partners In Crime?]] - Alternative Universe Cruroar and Cieeia find a way to this universe's Wikity! They cause havoc and Cruroar and Cieeia get the blame! Is Chrionroar an effective lawyer? How can Conchris and Forest deal with the troublesome duo?
*'''Episode 30''' - [[Conshow/30|No More Heroes?! The Last Hope!!]] - Something happens.

=== Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots ===
''Season 4 places Conchris and company into a not very original place of space! It then sends them on insane space-like adventures. The episodes get more insane as time goes on, leading up to Episode 50, a big milestone in this show's career as a WUS.''

*'''Episode 31''' - [[Conshow/31|Break Time for the idiots]] - To take a small break from the continuity, Cieeia tells a small story on how she met the gang. Also, the writer sells how terrible it was on wBay. - Filler Episode #1
*Episode 32 - [[Conshow/32|Space Invaders: The Idiots Are Back!]] - Sirhcnoc decides that toying with Conchris and the gang is enough, he decides to send the Yffulf to abduct them and imprison them on their planet.
*Episode 33 - [[Conshow/33|Onion Men aren't Idiots]] - Conchris and the gang end up on a strange planet inhabited by Onion people, little did they know that they too will become one of them if they stay too long. Meanwhile, Chrionroar is on the most craziest adventure yet!
*Episode 34 - [[Conshow/34|In Space, Idiots can hear you scream]] - Conchris and the crew continue their search for home but they are set upon by space pirates! Where are they going to be led in this exciting episode?! Also, Chrionroar is still on his epic adventure.
*Episode 35 - [[Conshow/35|Idiots: A Space Mystery]] - Some alien dude was murdered! Conchris and the gang are dragged into this murder mystery. As always, remember the butler has always done it.
*Episode 36 - [[Conshow/36|The Idiot's Castle]] - From Episode 35, Conchris (who got equipped with Forest Armour) decides to poke into the strange castle. Also, Cruroar and company have similar problems.
*Episode 37 - [[Conshow/37|The Planet of the Idiotic Emoticons]] - Conchris and company find themselves on a planet full of emoticons! Meanwhile, Chrionroar and company do stuff.
*Episode 38 - [[Conshow/38|Forgotten Characters Episode 1: Nobody Likes Us Idiots!]] - Chrionroar and company try to make do without Conchris, Cruroar or even Cieeia. Meanwhile, Conchris is busy doing something... STOP! IT'S THE FUN POLICE!
*Episode 39 - [[Conshow/39|R.A.S.F: The idiots are done for!]] - Rebels Against Sirhcnoc's Forces finds Conchris and company and picks them up on their mobile planet whilst they were sleeping. What crazy shenanigans can they get up to?
*Episode 40 - [[Conshow/40|Forest's Idiotic Revenge]] - Forest is sick and tired of staying inactive for the season and gets Nydara to switch her on again. This results in bloodshed not fit for little babies.
*Episode 41 - [[Conshow/41|Meet the Idiots... again]] - Conchris somehow finds a video file stored in Forest's hard drive, he then plays it. - Filler Episode #2
*Episode 42 - [[Conshow/42|Super Seizure Land 420: The Idiots!]] - Conchris and company gets teleported into a game on accident. They have to make their way to the Castle of Grave Danger and defeat The Big Bad once and for all? Who wrote this plot? Chrionroar?
*Episode 43 - [[Conshow/43|Chrionroar's Super Special Awesome Yet Idiotic Adventure!]] - Chrionroar and company take over the episode due to Conchris and company's reluctance to do anything interesting.
*Episode 44 - [[Conshow/44|Once upon a time, there were idiots...]] - Conchris and company decide to leave the base in search of a way back... and suddenly end up in a strange world fit for fairy tales... how can they survive?
*Episode 45 - [[Conshow/45|The Idiots of Wikity!]] - Conchris plays another video file, despite the other's chagrin. The video file contains the revealing of Sirhcnoc and Greg and the Forest Girder accident - Filler Episode #3
*Episode 46 - [[Conshow/46|Why Space Pirates can be Idiots...]] - Space pirates can be idiots, they accidentally throw out a crystal of divine power and it fell into the hands of John the Yffulf. He then goes mad with power. What can Conchris and company do to quell his rage?
*Episode 47 - [[Conshow/47|Xavian's Stupid Raid]] - Xavian's crew finally pinpoints the location of Conchris and company and Xavian decides to pay them a little "visit". What can Conchris and company do to fight off the inevitable invasion?!
*Episode 48 - [[Conshow/48|Conchris' Brilliantly Stupid Plan]] - Conchris decides to use a remote to activate a robot back on Earth, minor shenanigans ensue.
*Episode 49 - [[Conshow/49|Xavianshow, stupidheads!]] - Xavian steals the screen time from Conchris and decides to take over the Conshow for an episode. What will happen?
*'''''EPISODE 50''''' - [[Conshow/50|Idiotic Space Idiots]] - It will involve the mobile planet... and Xavian... and Forest somehow... - WARNING! Page size may break browser! - [[Conshow/50/split1|Acts 1 and 2]]|[[Conshow/50/split2|Acts 3 and Ending]]

=== Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo! ===
''Gear up because Conches and his crew has resumed their normal lives! What exciting (and not so exciting) adventures will they have?''
*'''Episode 51:''' [[Conshow/51|Obey Sirhcnoc! Destroy stuff!]] - ''Sirhcnoc decides to <s>destroy the world</s> take over the T.V station in a bid to get more <s>slaves</s> temporary workers after the last episode completely drained his supply of <s>slaves</s> workers.''
*Episode 52: [[Conshow/52|Conchris' New Hobby]] - ''Conchris invests in a shovel and a treasure detector and starts to hunt for treasure, he comes upon a few traps along the way but ends up with a small fortune. However, what happens when his hobby begins to consume him?'' - [[Conshow/52/original|Original episode]]
*Episode 53: [[Conshow/53|Cruroar and the Generic Haunted House]] - ''A haunted house appears on a hill, several weeks late. In a game of Truth or Dare, Conchris dares Cruroar to stay at the Generic Haunted House for a day... without leaving... at all... but what evil entity haunts the place? I'm betting that it is a ghost out for revenge, what do you think it will be?''
*Episode 54: [[Conshow/54|Chrionroar and Forest's not very interesting Adventure]] - ''Chrionroar stumbles upon the Dimensional Traveller and is suddenly sent to the Hammerspace Dimension. Forest somehow stumbles into Hammerspace as well. They must work together to get out of Hammerspace, but is violence REALLY the answer in this dimension?'' - In progress!
*Episode 55: [[Conshow/55|The Future is the Futuriest]] - ''How's about a clichéd scenario? Conchris finds an old Future Teller and gets it to tell the cast about their futures.''
*Episode 56: [[Conshow/56|Conshow: A Haiku]] - ''An episode with/lines written in haiku. Is/Not a good idea?''
*Episode 57: [[Conshow/57|Sarry Bcott and the Diamon Towell]] - ''Sarry Bcott becomes bankrupt thanks to recession. He attempts to make money and hears of a mysterious persifact called "Diamon Towell". Meanwhile, Conchris locks everyone out of his house and has trouble finding the key.''
*Episode 58: [[Conshow/58|Cieeia Goldilin: The Fight of the Episode!]] - ''Today on Die: Wikity Edition...'' - [[Conshow/58old|Original]]
*Episode 59: [[Conshow/59|Chrionroar's Interlude of Silliness]] - ''Chrionroar is given author powers by the writer for a few days... what will happen? Also, why does he have two episodes? Well... {CONNECTION INTERRUPTED}''
*'''''Episode 60:''''' [[Conshow/60|Conshow's Last Stand]] - ''The End...''

=== Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again! ===
*'''''Episode 61:''''' [[Conshow/61|Conshow: Nuts and Bolts]] - ''A reboot just like that Banjo game, except without cars, or planes, or boats... so, not like that Banjo game...''
*Episode 62: [[Conshow/62|Into the Swing of Things]] - ''Conchris attempts to get back into the swing of things by doing what he's known to do: inventing. Jake is not happy about this.''
*Episode 63: [[Conshow/63|Bolted Up]] - ''Completely unrelated to the episode title, Conchris and company go out to find a new antagonist, until they get a surprise visit from an old nemesis...''
*Episode 64: [[Conshow/64|Conshow Clip Show]] - ''It's a clip show looking back on the less finer things in life.''
*Episode 65: [[Conshow/65|The Day The Net Took Over]] - ''One of Conchris's inventions malfunctions, breaking the fourth wall and leaking internet all over Reedsen! What kind of wacky (used loosely) situations will our gang get into?''
*Episode 66: [[Conshow/66|Gift Shop Guy by Day...]] - ''Clark is in need of a new sidekick, and thus goes under the guise of Clark the Gift Shop Guy to procure one!''
*Episode 67: [[Conshow/67|We Want Our Idiot Back!]] - ''Chrionroar Encounter! He wants to come back?!''
*Episode 68: [[Conshow/68|A Typical Monster Attack]] - ''We interrupt the broadcast of the Conshow to bring you something completely different.''
*Episode 69: [[Conshow/69|The Ameotian Terror]] - ''Conchris and Clark encounter a giant killer dinosaur hellbent on destroying all that they know and loved. Will the power of friendship and teamwork save the day? Probably not.''
*'''Episode 70:''' [[Conshow/70|Can See The Forest For The Trees]] - ''Just who is this Metal Maiden? Are Katie, Jake, Aria, and Mr. Person going to escape their paparazzi fate?! Stay tuned!''

=== Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit ===
*'''Episode 71:''' [[Conshow/71|Redlit Greenlit]] - ''A plan of Conchris's becomes greenlighted, some shenanigans happen. (Placeholder description for spoiler purposes)''
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=== Non-Canon Episodes ===
''These episodes are considered non-canon and usually ignore what is going on in the canon plots.'' 
*Episode 509 - [[/509'd|Server has no bandwidth]]
*Episode Six Hundred and Sixty Five - [[/harhar|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 1 - Halloween]]
*Episode Two Hundred and Fifty-One Thousand Two Hundred and Eight - [[/christmas|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 2 - A Creepy Christmas]]
*Episode Two Hundred and Fifty-One Thousand Two Hundred and Fourteen - [[/christmas2|Conshow Christmas Shorts - 2014]]

== Other Pages ==
'''CRUROAR:''' Other pages? What is this, a mini-wiki on this particular text fiction?!

*[[/Characters|Characters]] - Check the characters out here!
*[[/Mechanisms|Mechanisms]] - A list of mechanical items encountered throughout the WUS.
*[[/Discarded Material (amongst other stuff)|Discarded Material (and other stuff)]] - What scripts were trashed and what episodes did I write the outlines for?
*[[/Places|Conshow Place Guide]] - What places exist? Find out here!
*[[/Running Gags|Running Gags]] - What gag occurs often? Find out her-''{shot}''
*[[/PlayingFavourites|Conshow's Character Polls]] - Who is the most popular character on this particular Wiki User Show? You decide!
*[[/IntrosandCredits|Intros and Credits]] - What started and ended each season's episode? Find out here!

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Conshow

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[[Image:Conshowimage.png|thumb|"Yeah, we're serious business"]]
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== The Premise? ==
Five people get together to do stuff in a city. The goal? To revive one of the greatest text fictions of all time! They failed, now witness the failure... CONSHOW!!

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<big><big><center>Previous Premises</center></big></big>
One day, Conchris got tired of checking his emails and so decided to dabble in show business. The goal? To successfully make a good Wiki User Show. He did, and now you can watch Conchris and the "Concrew" as they go on adventures... and not-adventures.
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One man creates a WUS for the WUW. The goal? To create one of the most successful Wiki User Shows (or whatever, lulz) of all time! He's working on that.

'''CONCHRIS:''' And soon he jumped on the bandwagon and went into Bandwagon-ville and lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER! The end.

What? That's it, you're no longer going to represent me anymore.

'''CONCHRIS:''' But... but... remember the good times...

...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh, we didn't.

Ah screw it, you can stay... for now.

'''CONCHRIS:''' YES!
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One boy writes a WUE on the HRFWiki. The goal? To create the most successful WUE of all time. He succeeded. But he wanted a spin-off show where he could write without the email show format, this slowly emerged as Conshow. He then jumped on the bandwagon and went off to bandwagon-ville and spent a happy life for the rest of his life, The End.

'''CRUROAR:''' Wait, that never happened.

'''CONCHRIS:''' It so did! The author told me!

'''CRUROAR:''' Whatever.

Welcome to the Conshow, where it is a direct spin-off of Con_email.wue! Also, I won't be tied down by using emails to advance plots, which means I can finally develop characters fully without using the stupid one or two not quites an email rule.
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[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|'''CONCHRIS:''' I still cannot believe that people in the past really liked us. 
'''JAKE:''' There's still people who like us now! 
'''KATIE:''' Only a small handful... I think. 
'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, shoot. Still though, this award brings back memories... 
''Fanstuff of the Fortnight Winner of August 15th to September 1st'']]
== Readisodes ==
''Skip to:
:[[Conshow#Season 1 - Character Episodes|Season 1: Characters in the limelight]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question.|Season 2: The one with the episodes with the number "2" in their names]]
:[[Conshow#Season 3 - And now for something completely different... |Season 3: Something completely different.]]
:[[Conshow#Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots|Season 4: They're totally in space!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo!|Season 5: Characters, revisited!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!|Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again!]]
:[[Conshow#Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit|Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit]]

'''JAKE:''' I'm still not sure why these are called "Readisodes".

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, they're called Readisodes because... you read them, and they're episodes!

'''JAKE:''' ''{sarcastic tone}'' Oh wow! Everything makes so much sense now!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{rolls eyes}'' Yeah, yeah, don't praise me all at once...

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*'''Bolded''' episodes are season openings and endings. 
*''Italicised'' episode names are predicted episodes. They usually come with a predicted description. They may change at any time.
*'''''Bolded+Italicised''''' are milestone episodes, which are 25, 50, 75 and 100.

=== Season 1 - Character Episodes ===
''This season was based around the characters and had to be themed around them. This introduced the characters to the audience before the real fun begins and helps to settle the grounds of which they are on.''

*'''Episode 1:''' [[/1|Private Conchris' Pilot Clubs Episode]] - Conchris, Cruroar and Cieeia start a three-man show... er.. a two-man one-woman show...
*Episode 2: [[/2|Time waits for Chrionroar]] - Chrionroar suddenly discovers the ability to stop time, but what happens when he abuses it?
*Episode 3: [[/3|Make way for Cieeia!]] - Cruroar has gone missing! Conchris couldn't care less. Who else would save him from Sirhcnoc?
*Episode 4: [[/4rewrite|Cruroar and the Stones of Power]] - Cruroar goes out to search for the Stones of Power with Conchris. Cieeia tries to look after the house despite the crazy happenings. - [[/4|Original Episode]]
*Episode 5: [[/5|Forest in: Robot Wars]] - Forest enters a robot tournament to buy a new sledgehammer with which to hit Chrionroar over the head with. Conchris tries to prevent Forest from doing so.
*Episode 6: [[/6|Greg's Excellent Adventure]] - Sirhcnoc calls for a vacation for all of his minions because he needs time off. Greg takes advantage of this by going to the beach, but everything that could possibly go wrong for him, probably did.
*Episode 7: [[/7|Aria's Revenge]] - Aria, sick of not having enough screen time, decides to try and kill off Cieeia. Will she succeed in this deadly deed? Maybe not.
*Episode 8: [[/8|Clark's Boring Life]] - Clark guides us through his daily boring life, or at least it is. Meanwhile, Forest is ticked off at Conchris for something.
*Episode 9: [[/9|The Kids in: Revenge]] - The Kids from Episode 5 are back with a vengeance! They want revenge because Chrionroar ruined their winning spree, so they challenge him to a kid's race. Will he win?
*'''Episode 10:''' [[/10|Sirhcnoc's Smooth Moves]] - Sirhcnoc summons an army of wild animals and undead to try and destroy Wikity, Cieeia gets kidnapped and Conchris is in a battle of a lifetime!

=== Season 2 - 2B or not 2B, that's not the question. ===
''Season 2 is when the real Conshow kicks off, despite the crap being here and there in this season.''

*'''Episode 11:''' [[/11|2ba]] - ''When a band named "2ba" rolls into town, they instantly become big hits! But Cruroar isn't convinced.''
*Episode 12: [[/12|Pleased 2 Meet You]] - ''In a rather generic plot, Chrionroar's father and mother move into Wikity to see their son. Will wackyness ensue? Probably.''
*Episode 13: [[/13|The Unlucky Episode 2: There is no prequel!]] - It is somehow Friday the 13th in Wikity. Conchris and company try to avoid getting bad luck... except that Chrionroar acquires a million leaf clover. What would happen?
*Episode 14: [[/14|You're 2 Slow?]] - Conchris invents another time watch, but this one can slow down time! Again, Chrionroar gets his hands on it, what would happen in this so totally not done before episode? - Not what you may think.
*Episode 15: [[/15|10 divided by 2: Halfway There!]] - After a small lapse of fillers, Conchris thinks that it is a good idea to move the gang to the desert where they find an ancient pyramid. Generic pyramid searching hijinks ensue.
*Episode 16: [[/16|2 Stupid Idiots]] - Conchris goes on a holiday for a day and Chrionroar and Forest go on a crazy referential adventure of not so epic proportions.
*Episode 17: [[/17|2 Much Violence]] - Conchris and company find out the cause for their actions being toned down somehow.
*Episode 18: [[/18|2 Many Heroes]] - A superhero by the name of Captain Awesometon visits Wikity and instantly becomes the city's hero and he takes all the credit for Conchris and Company's work. Will they get vengeance? Find out here! - Contains God-like super<s>villain</s>hero!
*Episode 19: [[/19|2 Sides of a Coin]] - Cruroar does something that makes Cieeia incredibly upset. What happens when she leaves and a new minion called "Aieeic" appears under Sirhcnoc's command?
*'''Episode 20:''' [[/20|Season 2 Finale]] - Continued from Episode 19, Conchris and Cruroar head towards Sirhcnoc with some figures following them. Is Sirhcnoc really behind the cause that made Cieeia switch sides in a rage?

=== Season 3 - And now for something completely different... ===
''This season is the one and only season that does not contain a theme... at all. It is also the first season where vidja (sic) game references are prominent.''

*'''Episode 21''' - [[Conshow/21|This is a VOLCANO!]] - From Episode 20, Conchris moves the gang into a volcano. But what happens when they get too comfortable with their surroundings?
*Episode 22 - [[Conshow/22|La-Conchana]] - Conchris takes Cruroar and Cieeia on a journey into the jungle that somehow appeared next to Wikity, they discover a temple. Will they come out with treasure, or just plain old nothing?
*Episode 23 - [[Conshow/23|Underworld Cave 3]] - The mayor of Wikity has banished Conchris and the gang to the caves! Apparently, they weren't the first ones. Will they ever get out?
*Episode 24 - [[Conshow/24|The Attack of the Rugby Robots and Quizzes]] - Sirhcnoc sends out a small army of robots to kidnap Conchris and Cruroar. Conchris is forced to play Rugby against his own will and Cruroar is asked to do stupid trivia questions.
*'''''Episode 25''''' - [[Conshow/25|Outlaws Part I]] - The mayor kicks Conchris and company out of Wikity and tells them that if they come within one hundred feet of Wikity, they will explode into a ka-jillion pieces. So they go out on the run because some person placed a bounty on their heads. What happens next?
*Episode 26 - [[Conshow/26|Outlaws Part II]] - Conchris and company get adjusted to their surroundings and try to get on with their lives, but what happens when they're found out?
*Episode 27 - [[Conshow/27|Dollarama]] - Conchris is turned into a doll! Cruroar and Cieeia look for the cause! Also, Sirhcnoc became one! Will an epic fight ensue? Nah, forget epic fights.
*Episode 28 - [[Conshow/28rewrite|Charactera]] - Cruroar and Cieeia want to be alone, so they try and get away. Meanwhile, Sirhcnoc is building a heat ray that he will use to terrorise Wikity with. - [[Conshow/28|Original Episode]]
*Episode 29 - [[Conshow/29|Cruroar & Cieeia: Partners In Crime?]] - Alternative Universe Cruroar and Cieeia find a way to this universe's Wikity! They cause havoc and Cruroar and Cieeia get the blame! Is Chrionroar an effective lawyer? How can Conchris and Forest deal with the troublesome duo?
*'''Episode 30''' - [[Conshow/30|No More Heroes?! The Last Hope!!]] - Something happens.

=== Season 4 - Idiotic Space Idiots ===
''Season 4 places Conchris and company into a not very original place of space! It then sends them on insane space-like adventures. The episodes get more insane as time goes on, leading up to Episode 50, a big milestone in this show's career as a WUS.''

*'''Episode 31''' - [[Conshow/31|Break Time for the idiots]] - To take a small break from the continuity, Cieeia tells a small story on how she met the gang. Also, the writer sells how terrible it was on wBay. - Filler Episode #1
*Episode 32 - [[Conshow/32|Space Invaders: The Idiots Are Back!]] - Sirhcnoc decides that toying with Conchris and the gang is enough, he decides to send the Yffulf to abduct them and imprison them on their planet.
*Episode 33 - [[Conshow/33|Onion Men aren't Idiots]] - Conchris and the gang end up on a strange planet inhabited by Onion people, little did they know that they too will become one of them if they stay too long. Meanwhile, Chrionroar is on the most craziest adventure yet!
*Episode 34 - [[Conshow/34|In Space, Idiots can hear you scream]] - Conchris and the crew continue their search for home but they are set upon by space pirates! Where are they going to be led in this exciting episode?! Also, Chrionroar is still on his epic adventure.
*Episode 35 - [[Conshow/35|Idiots: A Space Mystery]] - Some alien dude was murdered! Conchris and the gang are dragged into this murder mystery. As always, remember the butler has always done it.
*Episode 36 - [[Conshow/36|The Idiot's Castle]] - From Episode 35, Conchris (who got equipped with Forest Armour) decides to poke into the strange castle. Also, Cruroar and company have similar problems.
*Episode 37 - [[Conshow/37|The Planet of the Idiotic Emoticons]] - Conchris and company find themselves on a planet full of emoticons! Meanwhile, Chrionroar and company do stuff.
*Episode 38 - [[Conshow/38|Forgotten Characters Episode 1: Nobody Likes Us Idiots!]] - Chrionroar and company try to make do without Conchris, Cruroar or even Cieeia. Meanwhile, Conchris is busy doing something... STOP! IT'S THE FUN POLICE!
*Episode 39 - [[Conshow/39|R.A.S.F: The idiots are done for!]] - Rebels Against Sirhcnoc's Forces finds Conchris and company and picks them up on their mobile planet whilst they were sleeping. What crazy shenanigans can they get up to?
*Episode 40 - [[Conshow/40|Forest's Idiotic Revenge]] - Forest is sick and tired of staying inactive for the season and gets Nydara to switch her on again. This results in bloodshed not fit for little babies.
*Episode 41 - [[Conshow/41|Meet the Idiots... again]] - Conchris somehow finds a video file stored in Forest's hard drive, he then plays it. - Filler Episode #2
*Episode 42 - [[Conshow/42|Super Seizure Land 420: The Idiots!]] - Conchris and company gets teleported into a game on accident. They have to make their way to the Castle of Grave Danger and defeat The Big Bad once and for all? Who wrote this plot? Chrionroar?
*Episode 43 - [[Conshow/43|Chrionroar's Super Special Awesome Yet Idiotic Adventure!]] - Chrionroar and company take over the episode due to Conchris and company's reluctance to do anything interesting.
*Episode 44 - [[Conshow/44|Once upon a time, there were idiots...]] - Conchris and company decide to leave the base in search of a way back... and suddenly end up in a strange world fit for fairy tales... how can they survive?
*Episode 45 - [[Conshow/45|The Idiots of Wikity!]] - Conchris plays another video file, despite the other's chagrin. The video file contains the revealing of Sirhcnoc and Greg and the Forest Girder accident - Filler Episode #3
*Episode 46 - [[Conshow/46|Why Space Pirates can be Idiots...]] - Space pirates can be idiots, they accidentally throw out a crystal of divine power and it fell into the hands of John the Yffulf. He then goes mad with power. What can Conchris and company do to quell his rage?
*Episode 47 - [[Conshow/47|Xavian's Stupid Raid]] - Xavian's crew finally pinpoints the location of Conchris and company and Xavian decides to pay them a little "visit". What can Conchris and company do to fight off the inevitable invasion?!
*Episode 48 - [[Conshow/48|Conchris' Brilliantly Stupid Plan]] - Conchris decides to use a remote to activate a robot back on Earth, minor shenanigans ensue.
*Episode 49 - [[Conshow/49|Xavianshow, stupidheads!]] - Xavian steals the screen time from Conchris and decides to take over the Conshow for an episode. What will happen?
*'''''EPISODE 50''''' - [[Conshow/50|Idiotic Space Idiots]] - It will involve the mobile planet... and Xavian... and Forest somehow... - WARNING! Page size may break browser! - [[Conshow/50/split1|Acts 1 and 2]]|[[Conshow/50/split2|Acts 3 and Ending]]

=== Season 5 - Character 2: Electric Boogaloo! ===
''Gear up because Conches and his crew has resumed their normal lives! What exciting (and not so exciting) adventures will they have?''
*'''Episode 51:''' [[Conshow/51|Obey Sirhcnoc! Destroy stuff!]] - ''Sirhcnoc decides to <s>destroy the world</s> take over the T.V station in a bid to get more <s>slaves</s> temporary workers after the last episode completely drained his supply of <s>slaves</s> workers.''
*Episode 52: [[Conshow/52|Conchris' New Hobby]] - ''Conchris invests in a shovel and a treasure detector and starts to hunt for treasure, he comes upon a few traps along the way but ends up with a small fortune. However, what happens when his hobby begins to consume him?'' - [[Conshow/52/original|Original episode]]
*Episode 53: [[Conshow/53|Cruroar and the Generic Haunted House]] - ''A haunted house appears on a hill, several weeks late. In a game of Truth or Dare, Conchris dares Cruroar to stay at the Generic Haunted House for a day... without leaving... at all... but what evil entity haunts the place? I'm betting that it is a ghost out for revenge, what do you think it will be?''
*Episode 54: [[Conshow/54|Chrionroar and Forest's not very interesting Adventure]] - ''Chrionroar stumbles upon the Dimensional Traveller and is suddenly sent to the Hammerspace Dimension. Forest somehow stumbles into Hammerspace as well. They must work together to get out of Hammerspace, but is violence REALLY the answer in this dimension?'' - In progress!
*Episode 55: [[Conshow/55|The Future is the Futuriest]] - ''How's about a clichéd scenario? Conchris finds an old Future Teller and gets it to tell the cast about their futures.''
*Episode 56: [[Conshow/56|Conshow: A Haiku]] - ''An episode with/lines written in haiku. Is/Not a good idea?''
*Episode 57: [[Conshow/57|Sarry Bcott and the Diamon Towell]] - ''Sarry Bcott becomes bankrupt thanks to recession. He attempts to make money and hears of a mysterious persifact called "Diamon Towell". Meanwhile, Conchris locks everyone out of his house and has trouble finding the key.''
*Episode 58: [[Conshow/58|Cieeia Goldilin: The Fight of the Episode!]] - ''Today on Die: Wikity Edition...'' - [[Conshow/58old|Original]]
*Episode 59: [[Conshow/59|Chrionroar's Interlude of Silliness]] - ''Chrionroar is given author powers by the writer for a few days... what will happen? Also, why does he have two episodes? Well... {CONNECTION INTERRUPTED}''
*'''''Episode 60:''''' [[Conshow/60|Conshow's Last Stand]] - ''The End...''

=== Season 1: Episode 2 - Back again! ===
*'''''Episode 61:''''' [[Conshow/61|Conshow: Nuts and Bolts]] - ''A reboot just like that Banjo game, except without cars, or planes, or boats... so, not like that Banjo game...''
*Episode 62: [[Conshow/62|Into the Swing of Things]] - ''Conchris attempts to get back into the swing of things by doing what he's known to do: inventing. Jake is not happy about this.''
*Episode 63: [[Conshow/63|Bolted Up]] - ''Completely unrelated to the episode title, Conchris and company go out to find a new antagonist, until they get a surprise visit from an old nemesis...''
*Episode 64: [[Conshow/64|Conshow Clip Show]] - ''It's a clip show looking back on the less finer things in life.''
*Episode 65: [[Conshow/65|The Day The Net Took Over]] - ''One of Conchris's inventions malfunctions, breaking the fourth wall and leaking internet all over Reedsen! What kind of wacky (used loosely) situations will our gang get into?''
*Episode 66: [[Conshow/66|Gift Shop Guy by Day...]] - ''Clark is in need of a new sidekick, and thus goes under the guise of Clark the Gift Shop Guy to procure one!''
*Episode 67: [[Conshow/67|We Want Our Idiot Back!]] - ''Chrionroar Encounter! He wants to come back?!''
*Episode 68: [[Conshow/68|A Typical Monster Attack]] - ''We interrupt the broadcast of the Conshow to bring you something completely different.''
*Episode 69: [[Conshow/69|The Ameotian Terror]] - ''Conchris and Clark encounter a giant killer dinosaur hellbent on destroying all that they know and loved. Will the power of friendship and teamwork save the day? Probably not.''
*'''Episode 70:''' [[Conshow/70|Can See The Forest For The Trees]] - ''Just who is this Metal Maiden? Are Katie, Jake, Aria, and Mr. Person going to escape their paparazzi fate?! Stay tuned!''

=== Season 2: Episode 2 - Redlit Greenlit ===
*'''Episode 71:''' [[Conshow/71|Redlit Greenlit]] - ''A plan of Conchris's becomes greenlighted, some shenanigans happen. (Placeholder description for spoiler purposes)''
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=== Non-Canon Episodes ===
''These episodes are considered non-canon and usually ignore what is going on in the canon plots.'' 
*Episode 509 - [[/509'd|Server has no bandwidth]]
*Episode Six Hundred and Sixty Five - [[/harhar|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 1 - Halloween]]
*Episode Two hundred and Fifty-One Hhousand Two Hundred and Eight - [[/christmas|Uncle Spyden's Creepy Stories - Episode 2 - A Creepy Christmas]]
*Episode Two Hundred and Fifty-One Thousand Two Hundred and Fourteen - [[/christmas2|Conshow Christmas Shorts - 2014]]

== Other Pages ==
'''CRUROAR:''' Other pages? What is this, a mini-wiki on this particular text fiction?!

*[[/Characters|Characters]] - Check the characters out here!
*[[/Mechanisms|Mechanisms]] - A list of mechanical items encountered throughout the WUS.
*[[/Discarded Material (amongst other stuff)|Discarded Material (and other stuff)]] - What scripts were trashed and what episodes did I write the outlines for?
*[[/Places|Conshow Place Guide]] - What places exist? Find out here!
*[[/Running Gags|Running Gags]] - What gag occurs often? Find out her-''{shot}''
*[[/PlayingFavourites|Conshow's Character Polls]] - Who is the most popular character on this particular Wiki User Show? You decide!
*[[/IntrosandCredits|Intros and Credits]] - What started and ended each season's episode? Find out here!

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Animalia Investigatus/season1

2014-12-25T21:16:42Z

Conchris:

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Conshow/68

2014-12-25T21:16:18Z

Conchris:

== Summary ==
''Chrionroar sends Conchris and his arch-nemesis Clark on a mission to-'' '''CHKZZ''' ''-We interrupt this broadcast of the Conshow to bring you something completely different''

'''INTRO GAG:''' There is none.

== Transcript ==

''{Open to Chrionroar's house, Conchris, Clark and Chrionroar are standing around a table with a map}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' So, let me get this straight, Clark, you went and moved the Sanity Shifter all the way into the Ameotian Jungle?

'''CLARK:''' Yep. Nobody wanted the parts so I did the next best thing.

'''CHRIONROAR:''' N'yes. And this machine is my ticket to returning to the show. I miss being less smarter than I was, truly. The nuclear explosion from episode 60 changed me for the worse.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, okay... we'll go get your... thing.

'''CHRIONROAR:''' Goodie! I'll have Alpha-Fred see you out, take care!

''{Alpha-Fred rolls on in and starts escorting Conchris and Clark out}''

'''CLARK:''' Why do I get the feeling that this isn't a good idea?

'''CONCHRIS:''' It's just your nerves. Now, let's go... on an ADVENTURE! ''{jumps out a nearby window}''

''{Beat}''

'''CLARK:''' ''{to Alpha-Fred}'' Does he know that we're on the fourth floor?

'''ALPHA-FRED-001:''' Not entirely sir.

''{A dull thud can be heard, followed by Conchris yelling out an ouch}''

'''CLARK:''' Guess not.

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{faintly}'' I guess I misjudged...

''{Intro, part way into the intro, white noise begins to intrude upon the screen before covering it completely. After a few seconds of pure white noise, the noise dissipates to reveal a new screen reading}''

<pre>We interrupt this broadcast of the Conshow to bring you something completely different...</pre>

''{Cut to an inspector's office, a chair at the desk is turned around so it is difficult to see who is speaking}''

'''PERSON:''' It's been a good number of years now. Cases turn up and get solved. It's a tough life, if you're not up to the task.

''{Pan to a close-up of the speaker's eyes, closed shut}''

'''PERSON:''' But now, the cases I've been getting have been far and few in between, and it's all because of this new gang that's been stalking the streets. Their prowess of intellectual knowledge is astounding even if only one or two of them actually know what they're doing. I know what I must do.

''{Person's eyes open, revealing them to be cat's eyes}''

'''PERSON:''' Eliminate the competition.

''{Intro}''

''{Clip of a group of people sitting on a couch, supposedly watching TV, a violet-haired boy wearing a beanie hat pops up from behind the couch, flailing in panic. Text appears beside this person, indicating them to be called "Will"}''

''{Next clip shows a blue-haired girl finishing up getting dressed, turning around to face the camera, stretching and yawning. "Alys"}''

''{Another clip of two people, male and female, the male being a catperson, fighting over the last fish before dropping it. "Hanna" and "Tal"}''

''Animalia Investigatus''

''{Intro end, cut to a store with police cars, and a beaten up car, parked outside, camera slowly pans in}''

'''STORE OWNER:''' Thanks so much you guys for coming at a short notice!

''{Cut to the inside of the store, Tal is balancing himself on the aisles as Will and Alys watches on in worry}''

'''HANNA:''' Oh, you know, it's no biggie. We were in the middle of something important but it's always nice to help a person in need!

''{Flashback to Hanna's room, typing at her computer}''

'''HANNA:''' ''{dictating out loud to herself}'' And so Clawed and Sephira looked deep into each others eyes and they leaned in for...

''{Tal suddenly kicks down the door}''

'''TAL:''' Will got us another case! Come on, let's go!

'''HANNA:''' ''{shocked}'' What?! But I was about to finish my fanfiction!

''{Tal grabs Hannah by the collar of her shirt, pulling her along as she flails}''

'''TAL:''' No time for that, come on they're already waiting.

'''HANNA:''' Noooooooooooooooooooooooo...

''{Cut back, Tal has collapsed onto the floor}''

'''HANNA:''' ''{feigning a smile}'' Yup, always nice...

'''STORE OWNER:''' Sure. Anyway, someone got murdered... ''{camera cuts to the line of tills, a chalk outline covering the self checkout}'' ...right about here. At least, I think they were, they were babbling something about how He Comeths or something, I dunno, some Cthulhu crap.

''{Camera cuts back, Tal is right behind the store owner, giving him a fright}''

'''TAL:''' You DO NOT talk crap about our Dark Lord!

''{Beat}''

'''STORE OWNER:''' ''{regains composure}'' Right, okay, well, I'll leave you guys to it. Bye. ''{runs off}''

''{Cut back to the self checkout, shadows of the group can be seen overlooking it}''

'''HANNA:''' Hmm... milk stains... washing powder everywhere... maybe a couple of eggs...

'''TAL:''' Think the guy that makes those videos on how to do stuff is behind it?

'''HANNA:''' Actually... ''{gasps}'' Of course! ''{points accusingly at the checkout}'' It was the self checkout that killed 'em!

''{beat, the screen on the self checkout changes to a big question mark}''

'''SELF CHECKOUT:''' What on earth are you talking about? I did no such thing!

'''HANNA:''' ''{pulls the self checkout out of the ground, dragging it with her}'' Case closed, you're going to jail, miss.

'''SELF CHECKOUT:''' What? But I did no such thing? I am innocent I tell you?

'''HANNA:''' Yeah, yeah, save it for the judge...

''{The trio watches Hanna exit, stage left, before Will tugs on Tal's jacket}''

'''TAL:''' What is it?

'''WILL:''' U-Uhm... well... erm... ''{points off-screen}'' L-Look...

''{Cut to a wall, on the wall, painted in ketchup, the words spelt are "HYTHCA SHALL COME TO REAP THE SINNERS"}''

'''TAL:''' What the?! When'd that get there?

''{Lights suddenly turn out, causing screams from the two that are not Tal, though he, instead, squeals like a little girl, only their eyes are visible}''

'''TAL:''' I-It's okay... it's okay... it just got dark in here... in the middle of the day. I'm sure there's a logical explan...

''{Monster noises}''

'''TAL:''' Okay, maybe we should run... N-''{Camera pans over to see both Will and Alys is missing}''-ow... YIPE!

''{Tal starts running as a monster, glowing brightly in the darkness, chases after him, slowly gaining up on him}''

'''TAL:''' ''{huff}'' Must... ''{puff}'' ...not... ''{huff}'' ...be... ''{puff}'' ...the first... ''{huff}'' ...to die... ''{puff}''

''{Close up to a string of rope which Tal trips over, causing a mechanical sound to play as a ketchup bottle swings over his head, hitting the monster in the face, knocking it over}''

'''MONSTER:''' OW! OW! THAT FUCKING HURTS! DO YOU KIDS HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH IT HURTS WITH GLASS IN YOUR MASK HOLES?! AUGH!

''{Will and Alys come out of hiding, causing a clatter of cans, they share a glance of worry before clamboring out as Tal picks himself up off the ground}''

'''TAL:''' There, you see kids? All you need to do is to run, and then the monster will eventually trip up and get ketchup on his face. ''{poses heroically}'' Now to see what the real monster is!

''{Tal reaches down to try and pry the monster's face off. Despite it looking like a mask judging by the way it's being pulled off, it refuses to budge.}''

'''MONSTER:''' Fool, you think you'd find out my true identity? I superglued my face on! WAHAHAH-''{scratches at his mask}''-wait... HOW AM I GOING TO TAKE THIS OFF?!

'''TAL:''' Well... I suppose you'll be finding out... ''{grabs handcuffs given to him by Alys}'' ...IN JAIL!

''{Cut to the monster behind bars, ketchup still pouring from his face, the scene eventually reveals itself to be a police van being driven off into the distance}''

'''TAL:''' Well, that's another case solved, good job team!

''{Hanna walks in, battered and bruised. Will and Alys seem concerned}''

'''HANNA:''' You sure? The case was already solved a while ago!

'''TAL:''' I... what happened to you?

'''HANNA:''' Eh, turns out it was the store clerk that did it and the self checkout was just an accomplice. Got into a fight, too. ''{holds out her arm}'' Got some wicked cool scars, though, wanna see?

'''WILL:''' ''{shrinks, fidgeting}'' U-Uhm...

'''ALYS:''' No... t-thank you...

'''TAL:''' Well, in any case, we just bagged ourselves a monster, gang. Let's go celebrate with some ice cream!

''{Will and Alys perk up slightly at the mention of ice cream, Hanna seems disappointed with not showing them her new scars}''

'''HANNA:''' Aww... well, I'd better have chocolate.

''{Credits}''

<pre>Investigatus Animalia

Written by Conchris

Thanks:
Smash 4
ORAS
Helix Fossil

No Thanks:
Life
Dome Fossil
Procrastination

NEXT EPISODE:
The Day That Time Forgot To Change The Batteries On The Clock</pre>

''{Static}''

'''We now return you to Conshow, already in progress'''

''{Cut to Conchris and Clark, crushed underfoot by what looks like a giant dinosaur, loud roaring can be heard off-screen}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{weakly}'' Well...

'''CLARK:''' ''{weakly}'' ...we're screwed.

''{Credits, again}''

{{:Conshow/season6}}
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Animalia Investigatus/season1

2014-12-25T21:15:58Z

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Animalia Investigatus/1

2014-12-25T21:14:27Z

Conchris:

== Summary ==
''A bank in the Domesticus District gets robbed, and Animalia Investigatus is on the case! But who is this mysterious inspector that stays one step ahead of them?''

== Transcript ==

''{Open: Outside the Domesticus District Bank, suspenseful music plays as an unmarked van approaches.}''

''{Cut: Inside the unmarked van, four masked people are inside, one of them is prepping a strange looking gun. They are rabbit-like, falcon-like, fox-like, and frog-like in appearance. Resemblances to famous team Star Fox clearly unintentional.}''

'''FALCON ROBBER:''' 'ey, you guys done back there? We gotta joint ta rob!

'''FROG ROBBER:''' Almost! We just need to amplify the jibber-jabber, and tweak the-- ''{the fox person steals the gun from him}'' --hey!

'''FOX ROBBER:''' I think that's enough, let's roll!

''{Cut: Inside the bank, people are milling about minding their own business until the team breaks in, sporting sunglasses}''

'''FOX ROBBER:''' THIS IS A ROBBERY!

'''RABBIT ROBBER:''' That's it... put them hands up nice and easy now.

''{The camera pans over to the till, the lady (robin-like in appearance) stares for a moment before reaching for the alarm underneath the desk, prompting the frog robber to point over in her direction}''

'''FROG ROBBER:''' She's about to trip the alarm!

'''FOX ROBBER:''' Not if I can help it!

''{The fox pulls the trigger on the odd gun, the camera cuts to outside the bank, aerial shot, as loud, booming music can be heard playing, a figure stumbles out, clutching at their ears as they stumble towards the nearest pay phone}''

'''PERSON:''' Hello? Police? We got a robbery downtown! SEND HE--

'''MUSIC:''' D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THA BASS! ''{Dubstep intensifies}''

''{Cut: Domesticus District Police Station, a bulldog officer with a nametag reading "Arnold" stares at the receiver for a moment before setting it down}''

'''ARNOLD:''' Okay boys, listen up. ''{stands, putting his hands (paws?) on the table}'' We gotta a crime in progress downtown in our district, I need you to--

''{Pan out to reveal that there's nobody in the office, the calendar near his desk indicates the day to be somewhere near Christmas}''

'''ARNOLD:''' Oh son of a bitch, why did I come into work today? ''{sighs, picking up the phone}'' Guess I'll call up an ol' pal of mine.

''{Cut: A table with a phone on it, it rings three times before a cat's hand picks it up}''

'''PERSON:''' Yes? Right. Okay. Got it. ''{slams the receiver}''

''{The light turns on and the camera pans out, revealing this person to be Tal, who slips on his trenchcoat and trilby}''

'''TAL:''' We're on our way...

''{Intro - Music: Finding The First Puzzle Piece (Savestates)}''

''{Open: Outside Tal's House with the caption "Earlier that day...", a boy on a bicycle rides on by with a paper in hand. As Tal opens the door, the boy flings the paper, hitting him in the face}''

'''TAL:''' OW! GEEZ! ''{rubs his nose}'' What is it with paperboys in this district and their ability to hit people in the face with newspaper?

''{Tal picks up the newspaper and turns around, the camera cutting to inside the hall. He trips over a piece of loose carpeting, hitting himself with a newspaper}''

'''TAL:''' OW! WHY?! ''{rubs his nose again}''

'''WILL:''' ''{voice only}'' Y-You okay, sir...?

'''TAL:''' Ow... yes... perfectly fine, Will... ''{stands, letting the camera reveal Will, fidgeting and fussing. Tal hands over the newspaper for him to fidget with}'' Here. Take this to Hanna, she wants to know what's on page three so badly... ''{beat}'' Where is Hanna, anyway?

'''WILL:''' Uhm... o-out the, erm, back... ''{glances away}'' ...t-telling, uhm, stories t-to s-someone...

'''TAL:''' Oh for...

''{Cut: Back Garden, Hanna is sitting by a campfire, surrounded by children with Alys also attending, who is staring at her with abject terror as she regales}''

'''HANNA:''' ...but when the boy asked the girl about her father calling him, she said, "But my father was dead three months ago!" and then he screamed out, "BUT THEN WHO WA--"

'''TAL:''' ''{distant, voice}'' HANNA! STOP SCARING THE LOCAL KIDS WITH INTERNET HORROR STORIES AND GET IN HERE!

'''HANNA:''' ''{glances off-screen, yelling}'' But I was just getting to the best part!

'''TAL:''' DON'T CARE! GET OVER HERE!

'''HANNA:''' Fiiiiiiineeee... ''{exasperated}'' See you kids, tomorrow. Come on, Alys...

''{Hanna gets up to leave, Alys still staring at her as she leaves before darting off screen after her}''

''{Cut: Living Room, Will and Tal is sitting on the couch, watching TV as Will gets interrupted by an Alys clinging to him. Hanna trudges in, picking up the newspaper sitting on the couch}''

'''HANNA:''' ''{sighs}'' This better be worth the-- ''{opens the newspaper to page three, eyes widening}'' Well, hello! ''{pulls out a pair of scissors}'' This is going right in my scrapbook.

'''TAL:''' Yeah, yeah, just be sure not to cut out the articles about the crimes, we need them for--

''{Hanna cuts out whatever was on page three, and then proceeds to make paper dolls out of the rest of the newspaper, causing Tal to look at her in exasperation}''

'''TAL:'' --really?

'''HANNA:''' What? I thought it looks cute! ''{pulls out the paper dolls}'' See? It's like a diorama... only with more murder and death. ''{peers down at the dolls}'' Oh hey, my grandpa's in here!

''{Everyone stops what they were doing as a phone rings, Tal is first to get onto his feet}''

'''TAL:''' Hold up, everyone, I've got this...

''{Cut: Table w/ phone, Tal reaches out to pick it up}''

'''TAL:''' Yes? Right. Okay. Got it.

''{Tal opens the closet, slipping on his trenchcoat and trilby}''

'''TAL:''' We're on our way...

''{Cut: Outside Domesticus District Bank, a red beat-up car drives onto the scene, the group steps out of the car, beginning to walk to the bank}''

'''WILL:''' S-so, uhm, w-what's the problem, erm, s-sir?

'''TAL:''' ''{frowns slightly to Will at being called sir}'' Well... there was signs of a robbery in the bank by a group of thugs calling themselves DubForce. Nobody really knows what happened but apparently there was a lot of bass dropping or something...

'''ALYS:''' ''{meekly}'' They used popular music?

'''TAL:''' Err... yeah, something like that... I dunno what it is that you kids listen to nowaday-- ''{eyes widen as they enter the bank}'' WHOAMAHGOD!

''{Pan: Inside the bank, several unconscious (perhaps dead?) bodies are strewn about the scene, police investigators are already on the scene as Arnold approaches the stunned group, Will shrinking back in fear, clutching onto Alys}''

'''ARNOLD:''' Ah, Tal! Good to see you again, old friend.

'''WILL:''' ''{quietly}'' S-Scary...

'''TAL:''' Arnold! Hehehe... ''{smiles nervously}'' G-Good to see you... again... a-after, uhm, th-that, urgh... r-reunion last week...

'''ARNOLD:''' Hah! ''{slaps Tal's back, hard, scaring Will and Alys from the sudden noise. Hanna appears to be poking one of the bodies}'' That was a good time, that was.

'''TAL:''' Yeah, whatever you say... S-So, uhm, what's happened here?

'''ARNOLD:''' Getting right to the chase! I like that in you, Inspector Tal.

'''TAL:''' That's... investigator Tal, sir.

'''ARNOLD:''' INSPECTOR Tal... ''{notices the two teenagers}'' ...and children, are they yours?

'''TAL:''' Wha? Oh. Those two? Not really mine, we just met and, uh, they're kinda shy. ''{whispers to Will and Alys}'' Say hi, you two.

'''WILL:''' Hi...

''{Alys opts to give a small wave instead}''

'''ARNOLD:''' Heh. Hello to you two! Don't worry, I won't bite. A friend of Tal is a friend of mine! ''{breathes in deeply}'' Anyway, as you already know, there's been a robbery, as you can see by these... bodies... lying around. We've tried everything to see if they're still alive but whenever someone touches them, they start doing that ''thing'' with their backside.

'''TAL:''' ''{raises an eyebrow}'' What thing?

'''ARNOLD:''' You know... ''{leans in to whisper}'' ''Twerking...''

'''TAL:''' TWERKING?!

'''WILL:''' T-Twerking?

''{Hanna looks up from her poking the unconscious body, doing exactly that}''

'''HANNA:''' Twerking? I just thought I was an electromancer or something!

'''ARNOLD:''' And the worst part is, the ones that do come to, they don't have any memories of the event! But there was ONE eyewitness...

'''TAL:''' Oh good, maybe this case will be solved quicker than we thought.

'''ARNOLD:''' ...but they were kidnapped.

'''TAL:''' OH GODDAMNIT!

'''ARNOLD:''' So, you guys are going to have to see what the forensics team has failed to find. As the only one in the police force here with proper authority, I'm giving you full rights to the scene, inside AND outside!

'''HANNA:''' Does this mean I can loot their wallets?

'''TAL:''' No, Hanna, it just means... just means... ''{blinks twice}'' Will, Alys, what does that mean?

''{Will and Alys shake their collective heads and shrug}''

'''ARNOLD:''' ...it means you can touch everything... BUT NO TAKING THINGS! ''{starts walking off}'' Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with the coffee machine...

''{Arnold walks off, leaving the group to their own devices, Tal sighs in relief, brushing off a bead of sweat from his forehead}''

'''TAL:''' Okay... now to get down to business. Will, Alys, I want you to investigate the vault, me and Hanna will find out what caused all this to happen.

''{Will and Alys stand to attention, saluting Tal}''

'''WILL:''' Y-Yes sir! ''{runs off}''

'''ALYS:''' Right away sir... ''{dashes off after Will}''

'''TAL:''' Alright, Hanna... Hanna?

''{Screen swipe to Hanna watching the unconscious bodies dancing, giggling maniacally. The screens stays where it was for a few moments before cutting back to Tal, facepalming}''

'''TAL:''' Why are we even an investigatory group again?

''{Cut: The Vault, Will and Alys are cautiously walking through, holding hands and the like}''

'''WILL:''' S-See anything?

'''ALYS:''' N-Not really... think there's marks?

'''WILL:''' I-I, uhm, dunno... ''{purses lips in thought, twitching as he hears a distant noise}'' W-Wait, hold on...

''{Will stops in his tracks for a moment to pull out a beeping device}''

'''WILL:''' There's s-someone in here...

''{Will and Alys suddenly jump a few inches into the air as a cage slams around them, followed by another cage slamming right next to them. The camera pans over to reveal the group of thieves from earlier}''

'''FOX ROBBER:''' Ha ha! We knew you fools would be coming so we-- Wait a second, where's the other two?!

''{Beat}''

'''FOX ROBBER:''' No matter... we've avoided detection long enough, ''{pulls out a strange gun}'' AND WE'LL KEEP AVOIDING IT!

''{Cut to the lobby, Tal's ears perk up as he hears loud screams}''

'''TAL:''' Welp, there it goes. Come on, Hanna, quit being a girl and let's go.

'''HANNA:''' Aww! But I was almost done reenacting my favorite scene from the ya-

'''TAL:''' ''{grabs Hanna by the collar, dragging her off}'' Enough!

'''HANNA:''' Nooooooooooooooooo...

''{Cut to the vault, Will and Alys are passed out on the floor as Tal and Hanna enter}''

'''FOX ROBBER:''' Now you'll think twice before trying to put a stop to: ASTRAL FOX!

''{Dramatic stinger plays until the falcon robber pokes his head up from behind the piles of cash}''

'''FALCON ROBBER:''' Ey, what gives? Why does ya name get all the glory?

'''TAL:''' The only glory you guys will be getting... ''{pulls out a gun from his trenchcoat}'' ...is pain!

''{Tal fires off a few shots at the group, first shooting the gun out of the fox's hands, then missing them completely and then again, and again, and again, until his gun clicks}''

'''TAL:''' No... nononono! I thought I packed more bullets than this!

''{The rabbit and frog robbers pokes their head out, carrying shovels over their shoulders. The group then drop what they're doing and pulls out tommy guns}''

'''TAL:''' Well... shoot...

''{Gunfire sounds, scene immediately cuts to credits}''

''{Halfway into the credits, the scene cuts back to reveal that Tal is completely unharmed, with Hanna popping up behind the fox robber}''

'''HANNA:''' 'sup?

'''FOX ROBBER:''' Uh... hey...

'''HANNA:''' What's going down?

'''FOX ROBBER:''' YOU ARE! ''{moves to pull the trigger again, only to find that Hanna had stolen it}'' OH, WHAT THE CRAP?!

''{Hanna tosses the gun to Tal, who brandishes it threateningly, grinning maniacally}''

'''TAL:''' Say hello to my little friend!

'''FOX ROBBER:''' That joke is old and you're-- ''{gets interrupted by gunfire, knocking him and the rest to the ground}'' --GAAAH!

''{Cut: Outside, Astral Fox is locked up in the police van}''

'''TAL:''' Well, we didn't expect them to be staying at the scene of the crime...

'''ARNOLD:''' Well, the only thing they'll be staying in, now, is a jail cell! Good work, you guys. ''{throws a bag of money to Tal}'' Take this, you've earned it.

'''TAL:''' This is going straight into therapy.

'''FOX ROBBER:''' Hey, dubstep is cool, right?

'''FALCON ROBBER:''' N'yeah!

'''TAL:''' No... it isn't... very much.

'''FOX ROBBER:''' D'oh! The boss is going to be very mad when he finds out we've ballsed it up.

'''FROG ROBBER:''' You're telling me.

'''TAL:''' Well, looks like it's a happy ending after all!

''{Tal, Hanna, and Arnold fake laughter, the camera panning out to reveal Will and Alys in the car, huddled up together, eventually the scene goes dark, cue credits}''

''{Music aid: [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/congrats-youre-old-hat Congrats, You're Old Hat!] - Savestates, start at 3:02}''

<pre>
Animalia Investigatus
Show written and directed by Conchris
William Harrowton as Will
Alys as herself
Tal as himself, stunt double played by Felix the Cat
Hanna as herself
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Arnold
Fax McCloud as the Fox Robber
Falca Lombardi as the Falcon Robber
Pepper Hair as the Rabbit Robber
Slipped Frog as the Frog Robber

No animals were hurt in the production of this show.

Sponsored by [[User:Conchris|Reedsen Network]]

Next episode:
"Castles and Reptiles"
</pre>

{{:Animalia Investigatus/season1}}

Conshow/IntrosandCredits

2014-12-23T00:43:29Z

Conchris:

== Intros and Credits ==
''Every show worth their salt needs a theme, even textual ones. These were picked by [[User:Conchris|someone]] in 2014, ones that fit or just sound cool, so they may not match what they would've been in the past.''

=== Season 1 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5gvjmTZMqM Aurea Carmina - Kevin Macleod]
* '''Credits Music:''' Aurea Carmina picks up where it left off.

=== Season 2 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/bonus-stage-theme-era-2 Bonus Stage Theme (Era 2) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/input-your-initials Input your Initials - Savestates]

=== Season 3 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' ""
* '''Credits Music:''' ""

=== Season 4 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/bonus-stage-theme-era-3 Bonus Stage Theme (Era 3)]
* '''Credits Music:''' ""

=== Season 5 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrc9siok3IU The Statue Got Me High - They Might Be Giants]
* '''Credits Music:''' The Statue Got Me High begins at the last chorus

* '''Intro Music (Episode 60):''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY It's The End of the World - REM]
* '''Credits Music (Episode 60):''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1_KChGQyyg Punchout!! Wii Credits Theme]

=== Season 6 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OSlU8lYwH0 Let's Hang the Landlord - King Blues (Warning: VEVO link)]
* '''Credits Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-another-episode-defeated-s1-credits-1 Another Episode Defeated! (Deadly Space Action S1, credits #1) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music (Episode 65 onwards):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-s1-credits-2 Why Did That Happen? (DSA S1, Credits #2) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music (Episode 70):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-again-s2-credits-1 Why Did That Happen AGAIN? (DSA S2, Credits #1) - Savestates]

==== Season 6 Intro visuals ====
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals
|-
|[Violin opening] || Open to a scene with a television flickering on and off, as the violin picks up in pitch, the camera starts zooming out until it captures the entire city of Reedsen. As the music starts picking up, clouds begin, ahem, clouding the view as the logo for "CONSHOW" fades in.
|-
|[More music before singing] || Clips of the show start playing, replacing the clouds in the background.
|-
|I was classic bullying material strictly speaking, I was 4 ft tall with a 3 foot mohican, I bunked off school and bought some tattoo ink, engraved ‘punk 4 life’ on my arm with a safety pin.|| Cut to Jake getting dressed for work, the words "JAKE GOODWIN" popping up beside him, Katie slipping some letters on a nearby table as he puts a tie on, the words "KATIE GOLDILIN" shows up beside her as she leans in on scene. He takes the top bill and stares at it, facepalming and sighing silently as he continues to read it before becoming frustrated and throwing the stack of papers to the ground.
|-
|I was sleeping in a park and selling The Big Issue, but this ain’t no sob story so don’t reach for the tissue, cos these Spanish punks took me under their wing, opened a squat in Clapham Common they let me move in. || Cut to the kitchen, Aria is sitting on the counter, seemingly bobbing along to the music as Mr. Person totters around in the background, carrying a cup of coffee. As Aria raises her hand in greeting, her name shows up, alongside Mr. Person's trudging along behind him.
|-
| We used to sing: "If we hang the landlord from the top of the stairs... we could live here forever without a care..." || Cut to Conchris's room, the owner of said room is playing air guitar as Clark watches in disapproval. The names "CONCHRIS" and "CLARK" shows up beside them.
|-
| So let's hang the landlord from the top of the stairs, and we'll live like a millionaire... live like a millionaire.|| The scene is now playing random clips from the Conshow, zooming out slowly to reveal more and more clips being played before zooming out to the streets completely for the last part.
|-
|[Music stops] || A gathering of characters can be seen outside Jake and Katie's house, intro gag applies here before the scene fades out to the Conshow's logo again, followed by the episode and title.
|}

=== Season 7 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRU8T5yfCb4 A Little Doubt Goes A Long Way - Reel Big Fish]
* '''Credits Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-someone-or-something The Ballad of Someone or Something! (Start @ 1:53) - Savestates]

==== Season 7 Intro visuals ====
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals
|-
|Ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh ||
|-
|I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something stupid, I gotta go ||
|-
|I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something lame.||
|-
|I know, it's your fault, that I'm in the mess I'm in.||
|-
|And you think I'm cool but I don't, man.||
|-
|And maybe, it's too soon. (It's too soon) But I think it's too late. (It's too late) . ||
|-
|And I think bad timing just won't wait ||
|-
|Maybe it's not right (I have a girlfriend), made a friend tonight (who was a girl and)...
|-
|I just wanted to talk to you, but then I started wondering...
|-
|If she's the one... or not.
|-
|So I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something stupid, I gotta go ||
|-
|But I know, I know that it's too late. ||
|-
|[Music stops] || A gathering of characters can be seen outside Jake and Katie's house, intro gag applies here before the scene fades out to the Conshow's logo again, followed by the episode and title.
|}

Conshow/IntrosandCredits

2014-12-23T00:43:15Z

Conchris:

== Intros and Credits ==
''Every show worth their salt needs a theme, even textual ones. These were picked by [[User:Conchris|someone]] in 2014, ones that fit or just sound cool, so they may not match what they would've been in the past.''

=== Season 1 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5gvjmTZMqM Aurea Carmina - Kevin Macleod]
* '''Credits Music:''' Aurea Carmina picks up where it left off.

=== Season 2 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/bonus-stage-theme-era-2 Bonus Stage Theme (Era 2) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/input-your-initials Input your Initials - Savestates]

=== Season 3 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' ""
* '''Credits Music:''' ""

=== Season 4 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/bonus-stage-theme-era-3 Bonus Stage Theme (Era 3)]
* '''Credits Music:''' ""

=== Season 5 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrc9siok3IU The Statue Got Me High - They Might Be Giants]
* '''Credits Music:''' The Statue Got Me High begins at the last chorus

* '''Intro Music (Episode 60):''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY It's The End of the World - REM]
* '''Credits Music (Episode 60):''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1_KChGQyyg Punchout!! Wii Credits Theme]

=== Season 6 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OSlU8lYwH0 Let's Hang the Landlord - King Blues (Warning: VEVO link)]
* '''Credits Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-another-episode-defeated-s1-credits-1 Another Episode Defeated! (Deadly Space Action S1, credits #1) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music (Episode 65 onwards):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-s1-credits-2 Why Did That Happen? (DSA S1, Credits #2) - Savestates]
* '''Credits Music (Episode 70):''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/deadly-space-action-why-did-that-happen-again-s2-credits-1 Why Did That Happen AGAIN? (DSA S2, Credits #1) - Savestates]

==== Season 6 Intro visuals ====
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals
|-
|[Violin opening] || Open to a scene with a television flickering on and off, as the violin picks up in pitch, the camera starts zooming out until it captures the entire city of Reedsen. As the music starts picking up, clouds begin, ahem, clouding the view as the logo for "CONSHOW" fades in.
|-
|[More music before singing] || Clips of the show start playing, replacing the clouds in the background.
|-
|I was classic bullying material strictly speaking, I was 4 ft tall with a 3 foot mohican, I bunked off school and bought some tattoo ink, engraved ‘punk 4 life’ on my arm with a safety pin.|| Cut to Jake getting dressed for work, the words "JAKE GOODWIN" popping up beside him, Katie slipping some letters on a nearby table as he puts a tie on, the words "KATIE GOLDILIN" shows up beside her as she leans in on scene. He takes the top bill and stares at it, facepalming and sighing silently as he continues to read it before becoming frustrated and throwing the stack of papers to the ground.
|-
|I was sleeping in a park and selling The Big Issue, but this ain’t no sob story so don’t reach for the tissue, cos these Spanish punks took me under their wing, opened a squat in Clapham Common they let me move in. || Cut to the kitchen, Aria is sitting on the counter, seemingly bobbing along to the music as Mr. Person totters around in the background, carrying a cup of coffee. As Aria raises her hand in greeting, her name shows up, alongside Mr. Person's trudging along behind him.
|-
| We used to sing: "If we hang the landlord from the top of the stairs... we could live here forever without a care..." || Cut to Conchris's room, the owner of said room is playing air guitar as Clark watches in disapproval. The names "CONCHRIS" and "CLARK" shows up beside them.
|-
| So let's hang the landlord from the top of the stairs, and we'll live like a millionaire... live like a millionaire.|| The scene is now playing random clips from the Conshow, zooming out slowly to reveal more and more clips being played before zooming out to the streets completely for the last part.
|-
|[Music stops] || A gathering of characters can be seen outside Jake and Katie's house, intro gag applies here before the scene fades out to the Conshow's logo again, followed by the episode and title.
|}

=== Season 7 ===
* '''Intro Music:''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRU8T5yfCb4 A Little Doubt Goes A Long Way - Reel Big Fish]
* '''Credits Music:''' [http://savestates.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-someone-or-something The Ballad of Someone or Something! (Start @ 1:53) - Savestates]

==== Season 7 Intro visuals ====
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=300 | Lyrics !! width=600 | Visuals
|-
|Ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh... ugh, ugh ||
|-
|I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something stupid, I gotta go ||
|-
|I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something lame.||
|-
|I know, it's your fault, that I'm in the mess I'm in.|
|-
|And you think I'm cool but I don't, man.||
|-
|And maybe, it's too soon. (It's too soon) But I think it's too late. (It's too late) . ||
|-
|And I think bad timing just won't wait ||
|-
|Maybe it's not right (I have a girlfriend), made a friend tonight (who was a girl and)...
|-
|I just wanted to talk to you, but then I started wondering...
|-
|If she's the one... or not.
|-
|So I gotta go, gotta go, before I do something stupid, I gotta go ||
|-
|But I know, I know that it's too late. ||
|-
|[Music stops] || A gathering of characters can be seen outside Jake and Katie's house, intro gag applies here before the scene fades out to the Conshow's logo again, followed by the episode and title.
|}

Conshow/IntrosandCredits

2014-12-21T14:08:54Z

Conchris:

User:Conchris

2014-12-20T21:36:19Z

Conchris: /* Schedule */ Animalia Investigatus is proving to be a bigger struggle to write for than first thought.

__NOTOC__
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== About Me ==
I am Conchris, a second generation HRFWiki user. I joined the HRFWiki sometime in 2005 and I have recently joined the this WUW, kindly hosted by Clamburger, even though I have seen several WUWs come to past (Hey guys, remember the very first one set up by Homsar (the user)? Good times. :V).

I have seen a few things that happened to the Homestar Runner Fanstuff wiki, namely Wiki War I, NSMC and the supposed Wiki War II. I have created Arena Battling and Con_email.exe along with FCE Cooksar Baker and OCE Harvax XVII on there, however, when I decided to hide in the shadows (or lurk in other words), I watched the community's efforts to try and get the wiki back up on its feet but it all ended with the purge and I quickly reacted to it, I decided to move Con_email.exe to this wiki because it was a Wiki User Email show, but it ended up dying a few more emails in before coughing up a "spin-off" called "Conshow".

On this wiki, I have created Arena Battling: Part 2, the WUW sequel to Arena Battling which is now inactive and the Conshow, a Wiki User Show showed the adventures of Conchris and company. I also have brought over Con_email.exe, which is now known as Con_email.wue, but it fell into inactivity when the Conshow took over as my main fanstuff.

But that's enough about me, here's a few other important details I have:

== Where am I also? ==
I am on several other sites, I also reside on the consoles as well whenever I bother. I am currently active on:
*Steam Community - {GCN} Conchris
</div>
 
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== Stuff ==
*[[Arena Battling: Part 2|Arena Battling: Part 2]] - The WUW sequel to the HRFWiki Arena Battling. My first real fanstuff here at the WUW. It's an interactive that has RPG-like elements (text-only but still) where my plot sucks and you can do your own dang side-plot which I will attempt to follow. - '''LIFE SUPPORT'''
*[[Cruroar's E-Journal|Cruroar's E-Journal]] - "HAY GUYZ LETS JUMP ON TEH BANDWAGON!" "OKAY" ''{the two idiots hop onto the bandwagon as it rolls off. The bandwagon then leads them into a pit of spikes}'' "ARGH!" "WHY MUST IT HURTZ?!" </stupidity> - '''Inactive... for now'''
*[[Conshow|Conshow]] - Conshow is considered by people to be "a classic", "one of the only good stuff on this wiki", and "I want to get off Mr. Conches's wild ride", and also "What the hell is a Conshow? And how did you break into my house?". It is a text fiction made in 2008 and ended once in 2009, only to be brought back in 2013 and now, updated every so often when its author feels like it. It has a rather lengthy history and it's had its popularity. Maybe it's worth checking out? Ha ha. No.
*[[Animalia Investigatus|Animalia Investigatus]] - A group of teenagers/adults get together to solve mysteries, based in a world where anthropomorphic animals ruled the world and humans are the minority. - '''COMING SOON'''
*[[User:Conchris/Biographies|Character Biographies]] - Who is that guy? Who is that gal? Why is he/she here? The characters that are mainly prominent in my fanstuff are placed here.
*[[User:Conchris/Random Stuff|Random Stuff]] - This is where I write transcripts that I don't really see fit to be placed into an actual fanstuff, also for image storage. '''READ AT YOUR OWN PERIL!'''

== Finished Fanstuff ==
*[[Con_email.wue|Con_email.wue]] - The immigrated WUE from the HRFWiki, this one lasted for 125 or something emails before ending and making way for "Conshow".

== Random Thought(s) of every-now-and-then (and then some!) ==
I can safely say that Cartoon Drive Thru has somehow managed to rekindle my spark for writing my text fiction comedy shows again.

Posted at 16:59, 17 December 2014 (EST)

*[[User:Conchris/prevthoughts|Previous thoughts]]

== Schedule ==
''This is the schedule I NORMALLY use when updating my fanstuff, don't expect me to follow it like it was the last bloody thing on Earth.''

:Upcoming:
* Animalia Investigatus - Episode 1
* Conshow - Episode 71
* Conshow - Episode 72
</div> 

<div align="left" style="background-color: brown; color: white; border: 2px solid #000000; padding: 1px; height: 120px;">

== What am I doing? ==
*Stuff, that's all.
</div>

Animalia Investigatus/1

2014-12-20T21:10:44Z

Conchris: Lemme tell you, pilots are always the worst. Still work-in-progress

Animalia Investigatus/1

2014-12-19T20:51:53Z

Conchris: Work in progress.

Wiki User Fanstuff

2014-12-19T19:00:06Z

Conchris: Oh hey, memories.

Welcome to the Wiki User Fanstuff section. This is the way to find various Wiki User shows, comics, and the like.

==Wiki User Fanstuff==
This is for fanstuff regarding the users themselves.

=== Wiki User Emails ===
{| align=center border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="25%" | Email Show || width="45%" | Description || width="10%" | Emails || width="25%" | Creator
|-
|<center>[[Wiki User Email Zoo977]]</center>||<center>A group of kids with almost nothing in common share a house as one kid checks his emails. Insanity follows. '''RETIRED'''</center>||<center>80</center>||<center>[[User:Zoo977|Zoo977]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Zippy Emails]]</center>||<center>Purple duck checks computer text.</center>||<center>31</center>||<center>[[User:Skullbuggy|SkullB]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Wiki User Email Im a bell]]</center>||||<center>15</center>||<center>[[User:Im a bell|Im a bell]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Liamemail.omelet]]</center>||<center>Liame checks emails. That is all.</center>||<center>11</center>||<center>[[User:Lemon Demon43|Lemon]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Raiku Email]]</center>||<center>The son of the devil checks emails!</center>||<center>7</center>||<center>[[User:Raiku|Raiku]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Kirbychu_emails.pie]]</center>||<center>Kirbychu's email show!</center>||<center>7</center>||<center>[[User:Kirbychu HR'D|Kirbychu HR'D]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Man-o-mail]]</center>||<center>Man-o-man check his email with <s>help</s> distractions for everyone around him.</center>||<center>6</center>||<center>[[User:Man-o-man|Man-o-man]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[SSXMails]]</center>||<center>SSX jumps on the bandwagon!</center>||<center>6</center>||<center>[[User:X On Fire|X On Fire]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Sarette Emails]]</center>||<center>Well, technically. I tried this out for the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki, but I got a FAIL because it didn't have enough Homestar in it. But I was OK'd to start it up here, so the only thing really transported is Not Quite Sarette Email 0: pilot, which was the tryout.</center>||<center>3</center>||<center>[[User:Sarette|Sarette]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[sfcu emails.cake]]</center>||<center>My Wiki User Email show. Not much else to say.</center>||<center>2</center>||<center>[[User:Superfield Credit Union|Superfield Credit Union]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Samtheman.egg]]</center>||<center>Samtheman.egg is restarted! Featuring new everything.</center>||<center>2</center>||<center>[[User:Sam The Man|Sam The Man]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Strong Rad Email]]</center>||<center>The return of SREmails! New everything and then some!</center>||<center>2</center>||<center>[[User:StrongRad|Strong Rad]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Homoon emails]]</center>||<center>I have an email show XD! new emails every now and then!</center>||<center>2</center>||<center>[[User:homoon|homoon]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Toonypie Email]]</center>||<center>Let the guy have some! The first show of any!</center>||<center>0</center>||<center>[[User:Toonypie|Toonypie]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Samuel Email]]</center>||<center>BLUH BLUH</center>||<center>0</center>||<center>[[User:Captcha|Samuel]]</center>
|}

=== Wiki User Review Shows===
{| align=center border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="25%" | Title || width="45%" | Description || width="10%" | Reviews || width="25%" | Creator
|-
|<center>[[Yahtzee Style Reviews]]</center>||<center>Strong Intelligent gives games the Yahtzee treatment.</center>||<center>5</center>||<center>{{u|Strong Intelligent}}</center>
|-
|<center>[[Ryan's Review Show of Reviewness]]</center>||<center>Ryan plays video games and then reviews them! Wow!</center>||<center>2</center>||<center>{{u|Ryan Bluefox}}</center>
|-
|<center>[[Raiku's Reviews]]</center>||<center>Raiku reviews.</center>||<center>2</center>||<center>{{u|Raiku}}</center>
|-

|-
|<center>[[Skullbuggy's Completely and Totally Honest Video Game Reviews|SCTHVGR]]</center>||<center>Skully B. takes the axe to what you like.</center>||<center>0</center>||<center>{{u|Skullbuggy}}</center>
|-

|-
|<center>[[NPP's Reviews]]</center>||<center>Ninja Pom Pom rates stuff he doesn't care about!</center>||<center>1</center>||<center>{{u|Ninja Pom Pom}}</center>
|-
|}

=== Wiki User Comedy Shows ===
{| align=center border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="25%" | Title || width="45%" | Description || width="10%" | Episodes || width="25%" | Creator
|-
|<center>[[Conshow]]</center>||<center>The Concrew have zany adventures.</center>||<center>70</center>||<center>[[User:Conchris|Conchris]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[The SkullB Show]]</center>||<center>SkullB and pals make a show. People watch.</center>||<center>49</center>||<center>[[User:Skullbuggy|SkullB]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Records Of Bell/Records|Records of Bell]]</center>||<center>Bell and the gang destroy people's lives. Episodes air Sundays at 12:30, on Wiki TV.</center>||<center>27</center>||<center>[[User:Im a bell|Bell]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[JCMovies]]</center>||<center>Movies starring JCM.</center>||<center>17</center>||<center>{{u|JCM}}</center>
|-
|<center>[[The amazing strong intelligent does stuff show!]]</center>||<center>A cast of inasane humans and animals form a show. Hilarity ensues.</center>||<center>13</center>||<center>[[User:Strong Intelligent|Strong Intelligent]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Everything You Know Is Wrong]]</center>|| <center>Originally on the Homestar Runner Wiki, some person complained that it should focus on Homestar Runner's planet.</center> ||<center>11</center>||<center>[[User:Im a bell|Im a bell]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[The Bluebry Show]]</center>||<center>watch me crank dat soulja boy and supaman dat ho</center>||<center>5-ish</center>||<center>[[User:Bluebry|Bluebry]], [[User:The_Mu|The_Mu]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[The Raiku Show]]</center>||<center>Raiku has a show!</center>||<center>2</center>||<center>[[User:Raiku|Raiku]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[The Ninja Pom Pom Show!]]</center>||<center>Radom Crap that ''everyone'' can hate!</center>||<center>1</center>||<center>[[User:Ninja Pom Pom|Ninja Pom Pom]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Interviewdoo]]</center>||<center>Yes.</center>||<center>2</center>||<center>[[User:The thing|The thing]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[The C-Bit Show]]</center>||<center>Some dumb characters pull together a futile effort for comedy.</center>||<center>2</center>||<center>[[User:Cryptogamer12|Cryptogamer12]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[NPP&SRTV]]</center>||<center>A little of everything starring [[User:StrongRad|StrongRad]] and [[User:Ninja Pom Pom|Ninja Pom Pom]]. New Episodes air whenever we feel like it on '''NPP''' and '''RTV'''.</center>||<center>Many</center>||<center>[[User:StrongRad|Strong Rad]], [[User:Ninja Pom Pom|Ninja Pom Pom]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[TheDenzel's Interview Show]]</center>||<center>Catch the action as TheDenzel reclaims his position as the "King of Interviews!"</center>||<center>A Bunch</center>||<center>[[User:TheDenzel|TheDenzel]]</center>
|}

=== Wiki User Blogs ===
{| align=center border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width="25%" | Blog || width="45%" | Description || width="10%" | Posts || width="25%" | Creator
|-
|<center>[[Man-o-man's Blog]]</center>||<center>Man-o-man talks about his real life outside of the internet</center>||<center>4</center>||<center>[[User:Man-o-man|Man-o-man]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Lemon's Blog]]</center>||<center>Lemon talks about life.</center>||<center>1</center>||<center>[[User:Lemon Demon43|Lemon]]</center>
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|<center>[[Raiku's Blog]]</center>||<center>Raiku has a blog!</center>||<center>1</center>||<center>[[User:Raiku|Raiku]]</center>
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=== Wiki User Rants ===
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|<center>[[User:Raiku/Rants|Raiku's Rants]]</center>||<center>Raiku makes rants!</center>||<center>0</center>||<center>[[User:Raiku|Raiku]]</center>
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|<center>[[Micah's Rants]]</center>||<center>Micah rants about cartoons, internet memes, TV shows, animations, websites, and much more.</center>||<center>0</center>||<center>[[User:*Micah*|Micah]]</center>
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=== Wiki User Action Shows ===
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|[[Complete and Utter Chaos]]||Based off of Short stories written by Chaosvii7, it primarily revolves around Chaos and company fighting evil(er than Chaos) forces.||hmm...0.||[[User:Chaosvii7]]
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|[[Death Do You Part]]||A story that takes place in 2015.||2||[[User:Raiku|Raiku]]
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|[[NUCLEAR NOID AND THE ARMAGEDDON TEAM]]||Yippie ki-yay because IT'S JUST BEEN ''REVOKED''||4||[[User:The Noid|The Noid]]
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==Fake Character Fanstuff==
This is for fanstuff regarding characters made by the Wiki Users.

=== Fake Character Email ===
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|<center>[[Aruseus Emails]]</center>||<center>An anthromorphic Pokemon fires the computer up to answer your questions.</center>||<center>110</center>||<center>[[User:Ryan Bluefox|Ryan Bluefox]]</center>
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|<center>[[Fake Character Email Funstar Player]]</center>||<center>Emails need fun!</center>||<center>17</center>||<center>{{u|JCM}}</center>
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|<center>[[Doggie Emails]]</center>||<center>A dramatic, revolutionary chronicle of a young doggie.</center>||<center>5</center>||<center>[[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]]</center>
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|<center>[[Barry Bird Emails]]</center>||<center>This bird who doesn't work for a living and slacks off checks emails everyday.</center>||<center>3</center>||<center>[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]</center>
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|<center>[[Bling Emails]]</center>||||<center>3</center>||<center>[[User:Im a bell|Im a bell]]</center>
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|<center>[[Robbie Email]]</center>||<center>A boy called Robbie checks his email</center>||<center>0</center>||<center>{{User:HunkOfJunk/sig}}</center>

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=== Fake Character Comedy Shows ===
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|<center>[[The gang in the grave]]</center>||<center>A bunch of dead weirdos have their lives eavesropped on!</center>||<center>3</center>||<center>{{User:Zoo977/sig}} and {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}</center>
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|<center>[[Animalia Investigatus]]</center>||<center>Two teenagers, an adult, and a fully-grown cat person work together to investigate and solve crimes. Updates occasionally.</center>||<center>1</center>||<center>[[User:Conchris|Conchris]]</center>
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|<center>[[The Adventures of Mac and Badstar!]]</center>||<center>Watch as best friends Mac and Badstar get into insane adventures!</center>||<center>0</center>||<center>[[User:Good Deal Dan|Good Deal Dan]] and [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]</center>
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=== Fake Character Talk Shows ===
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|[[Ethan & Dolan]]||The frist!||18||{{U|TheDenzel}}
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|[[The Late Night Show With Zarel Lewis]]||||5||{{U|Ryan Bluefox}}
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|[[The Raggon Show]]||||0||{{U|Raiku}}
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||[[For your Consideration]]||Item and interview styles!||0||{{U|Chaosvii7}}
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=== Fake Character Blogs ===
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|<center>[[Emerl's Blog]]</center>||<center>The one blog that started it all, and fell behind, features GGAHTF! star Emerl as the only person there.</center>||<center>13</center>||<center>{{u|Chaosvii7}}</center>
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|<center>[[Assistant's Blog]]</center>||<center>Assistant (and Number Two sometimes) waxes on and off about his life.</center>||<center>30</center>||<center>{{u|Skullbuggy}}</center>
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|<center>[[Cruroar's E-Journal]]</center>||<center>Cruroar purchases blog space in an effort to talk about his life.</center>||<center>9</center>||<center>[[User:Conchris|Conchris]]</center>
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|<center>[[MB's Blog]]</center>||<center>Mature Bling <s>whines</s>talks about his not-so-average life.</center>||<center>5</center>||<center>{{u|Im a bell}}</center>
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|<center>[[Austin's Blog]]</center>||<center>When he's not mauling people, Austin blogs.</center>||<center>5</center>||<center>{{u|Ryan Bluefox}}</center>
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|<center>[[Seico's Blog]]</center>||<center>Seico has a blog!</center>||<center>1</center>||<center>[[User:Raiku|Raiku]]</center>
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|<center>[[Dalek's Blog]]</center>||<center>EXTERMINATE.</center>||<center>1</center>||<center>[[User:Sephiroth|Sephiroth]]</center>
|}

Animalia Investigatus/places

2014-12-19T18:56:20Z

Conchris: Created page with "== What? == '''SKYTEN CITY''' is the largest capital city in the world, it is also home to the largest amounts of crime in the world, perhaps even world-threatening if it were..."

== What? ==
'''SKYTEN CITY''' is the largest capital city in the world, it is also home to the largest amounts of crime in the world, perhaps even world-threatening if it weren't for meddling kids getting in their way. It houses about two to three million people and is so big, its country is named after itself after its third expansion.

== Places ==
=== Sapien District ===
The '''SAPIEN DISTRICT''' is a newly created district ordained by the city's current mayor in order to house the remaining humans on the planet. The population of this district is significantly smaller than the others, numbering about in the three hundred thousands, about 25% of it being humans.

* Animalia Investigatus Headquarters - Otherwise known as Tal's house, it's essentially a three bedroom, single floor house with a big flat-screen television and an awesome automated kitchen. There's only one bathroom.
* Sapien District Police Headquarters - Where the Sapien District Police are located, home to a big time investigator.
* Groceria - A grocery store chain that has about ten to twenty places open throughout Skyten City, extremely popular if not for their aggressive advertising.

=== Aves District ===
Covered with a skydome and only accessible via certain checkpoints, the '''AVES DISTRICT''' is home to a various array of Avians. The skydome was recently erected because of noise pollution. They like their music... a lot. Was built during the third expansion of the city when the mayor of the time decided that enough was enough and moved some of the Domesticus and Silvestre avians into a new district and shut their loud racket off. The mayor was a sloth person.

* Aves District Entertainment Dome - This dome blares out music non-stop, one stop place for concert goers.

=== Domesticus District ===
The largest portion of Skyten City, the '''DOMESTICUS DISTRICT''' consists of a large array of cat people, dog people, bird people that are considerably less noisy than those in the Aves District, lizard people and so on. Policed by Lion Industries Defense Force.

=== Silvestre District ===
Second largest to the Domesticus District, the '''SILVESTRE DISTRICT''' consists of the most unsavory types. They were also originally what was Skyten Village before its expansion into a city and thus, they look down upon those who do not originate from here, especially the humans, ESPECIALLY the humans. It's been said that they're mostly responsible for a large number of human deaths within the city.

Animalia Investigatus/characters

2014-12-19T18:41:53Z

Conchris: Created page with "== Main Protagonists == * Tal * Hanna * Will * Alys == Main Antagonists == * Rival Inspector == Other Characters =="

Animalia Investigatus

2014-12-19T18:40:09Z

Conchris:

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{{profanity}}
== The Premise? ==
'''TAL:''' It all started back in high school, me and Hanna solved many a case in that school. The disappearing bubble gum, the mysterious toilet roll caper, the clogged toilet... well, maybe not that last one, ew... Anyway, when we both graduated we decided to make Skyten city a better place by becoming investigators! Our first case went... well... but it was Hanna's fault! Though it was Hanna's doing when we met Will and Alys, the two shy teenagers who seem to have their heads on their shoulders. So now, we're a quartet of investigators! Solving mysteries and pinning the blame on that innocent bystander that looks totally evil, HANNA!

'''HANNA:''' Hey, I was trying to say, that mustachioed plumber looked at me funny, okay?

== Stuff below! ==
::'''THE SKIPPY BUTTONS'''
:[[Animalia Investigatus#Season 1 - Investigare Animalia|Season 1 - Investigare Animalia]]
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:Borrowing from the [[Conshow|Conshow]], the legend goes as follows
*'''Bolded''' episodes are season openings and endings. 
*''Italicised'' episode names are predicted episodes. They usually come with a predicted description. They may change at any time.
*'''''Bolded+Italicised''''' are milestone episodes, which are 25, 50, 75 and 100.

=== Season 1 - Investigare Animalia ===
''Will's note: I've found that it's actually Investigare. Mr. Tal has been advertising us as Animalia Investigatus when it should be Animalia Investigare... hmm, I think it should be okay.''

*Episode 0: [[Conshow/68|A Shopper's Pre-Pilot]] - A television network cuts off footage of a well-known show to air the tester of a new upcoming show involving a bunch of teenagers and adults solving cases.
*'''Episode 1:''' [[/1|An Investigator's Pilot]] - A pilot. Like, a proper one. Coming soon.
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> ACCESS DATABASE... 
Accessing database... Five files found, list? 
> Y 
- [[/characters|Known Investigators, Suspects and Civilians]] 
- [[/places|Skyten City Place Guide]] 
- [[/gags|Known Cases of Memes]] (Note: Find out what memes mean, Jack.) 
- [[/backstage|Deleted Footage]] 
- ERROR! LAST FILE ENCRYPTED! PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD TO PROCEED! 
> urmum 
ACCESS DENIED 
> password 
ACCESS DENIED, also, that's pretty stupid. 
> talurdum 
ACCESS DENIED, also, screw you, Hanna! 
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