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Color Printer's E-mails/emigration

2010-06-04T19:20:26Z

Color Printer: THE MORE YOU KNOW

==Summary==
Space Captainface takes Color Printer to the moon to start a new life. That's not a good idea, as he soon finds out.

'''Cast:''' Color Printer, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Nebulon (easter egg), Astromund (easter egg)

'''Places:''' Computer Room, Outer Space, Strong Badia, Inside The Proud Anselmo, The Moon, Nebulon's Moon Base

==Transcript==
'''COLOR PRINTER:''' ''{singing}'' Shoppin' for some e-mail in the e-mail store.

<blockquote class = "cpmail"><div>subject: Read this - Overlooked Express 98</div>Ages ago, life was born in the primitive sea. Young life forms constantly evolved in order to survive. Some prospered, some did not, all sorts of life ebbed and flowed like the tide. In the quiet rhythm of the mother sea, life grew. Always seeking to survive and flourish. Soon life began to advance towards land, opening new habitats. A great prosperity came, as life conquered even the highest mountains. Mass extinctions came wave after wave, 
</blockquote>

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' What? That's it? Man, that's a ripoff! I thought there was more-''{presses a key, more pops up}'' Oh, wait. There's more. Good.

<blockquote class = "cpmail"><div>subject: Read this - Overlooked Express 98</div>but empty niches always quickly refilled, to once again prosper, grow, and reproduce. Someday the next great emigration will occur, as we leave this existence looking for another. The journey will begin anew. I hold within me, the memories of all that has passed. Who am I... 
Eden K-Project</blockquote>

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' ''{long pause}'' Uh...I don't quite understand your e-mail. What am I supposed to do? Go off somewhere and start new life? Like the ocean? Or the moon-Hey! That's not a bad idea! I could go to the moon and create a new breed of moon-printers! ''{starts typing}'' Well, Eden, it looks like I'm going to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! ''{stops typing}'' Whoosh! ''{runs off screen}''

''{Cut to The Proud Anselmo flying through space. Star Wars-esque music plays in the background.}'

'''VOICE-OVER:''' Hey! ''{music halts}'' Who put that clip up?!?

''{Cut to Strongbadia. The cardboard "version" of The Proud Anselmo is constantly shaking, to create the illusion of flight. Cut to the inside of The Proud Anselmo. Color Printer, Strong Bad (in his Space Captainface outfit) and The Cheat (in his Strap outfit) are there.}''

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' How is this thing gonna take me to the moon? It's not even flying!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you wanted to go to the moon? I thought you just wanted a ride in my spaceship!

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' Uh, yeah. I wanted a ride in your ''{uses hand quotes}'' "spaceship" to the moon.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't worry! I'll get you to the moon! Strap! Press the "spring to moon" button!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes The Cheat noises, presses a button labeled "SPRiNG TO MOON, YO."}''

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' "Spring to moon"?!?

''{Suddenly, Color Printer is launched into the air by a platform suddenly springing up from underneath him. He flies through the roof of The Proud Anselmo and into space. Cut to Color Printer flying through space.}''

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' ''{screaming}'' Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

''{Cut to a view of the Moon getting closer. There is a large structure, possibly some sort of moon base.}''

''COLOR PRINTER:''' Yes! Nebulon's moon base! Now all I have to do ''{cut to a view of a satallite}'' is grab onto that satallite, and I can get onto the moon!

''{Cut back to a view of CP heading towards the satallite.}''

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' Here it comes...''{reaches out and grabs it}'' Got it-

''{The satallite snaps off and CP continues to fly in the air holding the broken satallite piece.}''

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' ''{screams}'' Oh, no!!!!!!!!!

''{Cut to a view from the Moon. Color Printer flys up and out of sight, complete with a star and "Ding!" sound effect.}''

''{Cut to a sign reading "TWO WEEKS LATER..." Cut back to the computer. The e-mail is still up. Color Printer walks in, looking obviously tired. He sits down at the computer.}''

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' ''{sighs, then starts typing}'' Well, I answered your e-mail...and the outcome was horrible. So this little baby gets...DELETED!

''{The DELETED! sound effect plays.}''

<blockquote class="cpmail"><center><big><big><big><big><big>'''DELETED!'''</big></big></big></big></big></center>
</blockquote>

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' Well, I'm going to go take a nap. And a shower. Meh. ''{starts to walk off slowly, but then falls down and falls asleep.}''

''{The Paper comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "K-Project" when CP says it to see a buisness card for K-Project.
<blockquote>K-Project 
With all your life-related needs 
1-800-K-PRJECT
(No, we're not some Playstation game)</blockquote>
*Click on Color Printer at the end to see what happened to the satallite.
===Easter Egg Transcript===
''{Cut to the roof of Neublon's moon base. Nebulon and an Astromund are examining the broken satallite.}''

'''NEBULON:''' Who the heck broke my satallite dish during the Lacy's Turkey Day Parade?!?

'''ASTROMUND:''' I have no idea, sir.
==Fun Facts==
*The "To the moon" line is from [[HRWiki:personal favorites|personal favorites]].
*Space Captainface and Strap first appeared in [[HRWiki:space program|space program]].
*The line about Playstation in the buisness card easter egg is a reference to a Playstation 2 game named [[Wikipedia:Rez|Rez]], where the contents of the e-mail comes from.
*Lacy's Turkey Day Parade is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade|Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade]], which occured on the day this e-mail was released.

User talk:Color Printer

2010-06-03T17:10:32Z

Color Printer:

hey

you had the last edit on the hrfwiki

groot joob {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:41, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

:Indeed, and it was quite fitting --[[User:Color Printer|Color Printer]] 17:10, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

User:Color Printer

2010-06-01T17:03:51Z

Color Printer:

CHOOM-TASTIC IS ME

Strong Bad's Glorious Text Adventure!

2008-12-22T03:40:40Z

Color Printer: OMG YOU CAN GO IN THAT GAME NO WAY

<blockquote>''Welcome to Strong Bad's Glorious Text Adventure! Where you get to play as me, the very awesome and very suave Strong Bad. Not only will you get to play as me in all my awesomeness, but you will hear my sultry voice narrating the game! And by 'hear', I mean 'read'. And by 'sultry voice', I mean 'somewhat unattractive text'. So are you ready? Here we go! We're going to the mooooooooooooooon...er, to the gaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!''

-Strong Bad</blockquote>

A really cool text adventure made by me, [[User:Color Printer|Color Printer]].

When The Stick goes missing, only one man is unqualified enough to go find it: Strong Bad! Solve the mystery! Explore the Homestar world nearly recreated detail by tiny detail!* Do everything the Strong Bad way!

'''Cast:''' Strong Bad, Rhino

'''Places:''' House of the Brothers Strong, The Field, RhinoFeeder, Blue Fadey Land

NOTE: As I add characters and places to the game, I will put them in this list...unless I want their inclusion to be a surprise, in which case, I will add them shortly after I finish the game...which will be a long way off.

COMING ONE DAY! But not in the near future. STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO!

*Really, I'm not freaking kidding. From the couch patch, to the smoke detector in the living room, to the Cool Tapes graffiti on Marzipan's wall, it's almost all there. Really. I had to throw together a map of Strong Bad's House myself, however. That thing is an inconsistent mess.

==Quotes and stuffs==
Almost everything in this game references the world of Homestar Runner. Take this quote, for example:

<blockquote>''A patch patching the couch. It was needed when someone had some bad gumbo. And certainly not to cover up a comment about Carla Lewis.'' (when looking at the couch patch)</blockquote>

Sometimes, inconsistencies or oddities are poked at:

<blockquote>''It's pukish yellow. Bleh. You never liked it, but it was better than the ugly old orange flooring. Strangely, this carpet doesn't even cover the entire floor.'' (when looking at the carpet in the Computer Room)</blockquote>

And sometimes, Strong Bad just tries to be funny. Or himself. Or both.

<blockquote>''A guy with no shirt, black pants, boxing gloves, boxing...shoes, and a Mexican wrestle-style mask. He appears to be rather attractive-Hey, wait a minute! How can you look at yourself anyway? Do you have mirror vision or something?'' (when looking at yourself)</blockquote>

<blockquote>''A Trogdor arcade game. Your highscore flashes on screen. It reads 2000....no, wait, that's The Che...no, wait a second time. That's yours. Yeah. Totally.'' (when looking at the Trogdor arcade cabinet)</blockquote>

<blockquote>''You are in Sir Dumpus's Room....OKAY, fine! You're in Strong Sad's room!'' (description of Strong Sad's room)</blockquote>

This game even features other worlds of Homestar Runner, and you can visit them with your trusty Game Boy in a Blender! First you have to find your Game Boy, though.

I HAS A GUN

2008-11-25T18:44:05Z

Color Printer:

In this adventure, you have a gun. That's it. Just shoot stuff and maybe you can win.

Ready? LEVEL ONE BEGIN!

You are in your room, lying on your bed. Suddenly, you hear someone at your window!

What do you shoot?
*[[I HAS A GUN/window|The window]]
*[[I HAS A GUN/door|Your bedroom door]]
*[[I HAS A GUN/bed|Your bed]]
*[[I HAS A GUN/yourself|Yourself]]

I HAS A GUN/foot

2008-11-25T18:43:53Z

Color Printer: New page: You shoot at the thief's foot! He screams and runs towards the closed door, and he smacks headfirst into it, and falls unconscious on the floor. YOU WIN LEVEL ONE! [[I HAS A GUN/2|Ready ...

You shoot at the thief's foot! He screams and runs towards the closed door, and he smacks headfirst into it, and falls unconscious on the floor.

YOU WIN LEVEL ONE!

[[I HAS A GUN/2|Ready for level 2?]]

I HAS A GUN/foot2

2008-11-25T18:42:36Z

Color Printer: New page: You shoot at the thief's foot! He screams and run towards the open door, and runs clean out of your house, stealing your toaster on the way out. Oops. Try again?

You shoot at the thief's foot! He screams and run towards the open door, and runs clean out of your house, stealing your toaster on the way out. Oops.

[[I HAS A GUN|Try again?]]

I HAS A GUN/door

2008-11-25T18:40:30Z

Color Printer: New page: You shoot your bedroom door, causing it to fall down. Whoopee. You get up. Suddenly, the thief outside your window bursts in! What do you shoot? *The thief *[[I HAS ...

You shoot your bedroom door, causing it to fall down. Whoopee. You get up. Suddenly, the thief outside your window bursts in!

What do you shoot?
*[[I HAS A GUN/thief|The thief]]
*[[I HAS A GUN/foot2|The thief's foot]]
*[[I HAS A GUN/yourself|Yourself]]

I HAS A GUN/thief

2008-11-25T18:39:39Z

Color Printer: New page: You attempt to shoot the thief point blank, but he dodges! Then he shoots you. Yeah, he had a gun too. Try again?

You attempt to shoot the thief point blank, but he dodges! Then he shoots you. Yeah, he had a gun too.

[[I HAS A GUN|Try again?]]

I HAS A GUN/bed

2008-11-25T18:39:06Z

Color Printer: New page: You shoot your bed, causing you to jump up in surprise. Suddenly, the thief outside your window bursts in! What do you shoot? *The thief *[[I HAS A GUN/foot|The thie...

You shoot your bed, causing you to jump up in surprise. Suddenly, the thief outside your window bursts in!

What do you shoot?
*[[I HAS A GUN/thief|The thief]]
*[[I HAS A GUN/foot|The thief's foot]]
*[[I HAS A GUN/yourself|Yourself]]

I HAS A GUN/window

2008-11-25T18:36:55Z

Color Printer: New page: You shoot your window. It explodes, and shards of glass strike you dead. And kill you. Wait, I kinda said that. Try again?

You shoot your window. It explodes, and shards of glass strike you dead. And kill you. Wait, I kinda said that.

[[I HAS A GUN|Try again?]]

I HAS A GUN/yourself

2008-11-25T18:35:42Z

Color Printer: New page: You shoot yourself. That was a pretty stupid idea. Try again?

You shoot yourself. That was a pretty stupid idea.

[[I HAS A GUN|Try again?]]

You Just Lost The Game

2008-11-25T18:19:45Z

Color Printer: New page: Ha-ha!

Ha-ha!

The Best Fanfic Ever!!!111

2008-09-12T02:43:46Z

Color Printer:

Lol hey guys this is mah fanfic. It's like a big giant crossover because people love that stuff, rite?!? Don't mess around with it, okay?

==Table of Contents==
*[[The Best Fanfic Ever!!!111/1|'''Chapter 1''' - Mario and the Portal to Hyrule]]
*[[The Best Fanfic Ever!!!111/2|'''Chapter 2''' - Pokemon Invasion!!!]]

The Best Fanfic Ever!!!111/1

2008-09-12T02:39:35Z

Color Printer: LOL DONE

Chapter 1: Mario and the Portal to Hyrule!

'''Cast:''' Mario, Luigi, Professor E. Gadd, Link, Epona, Color Printer, Steve and Craig

'''Places:''' Mario's House, Hyrule Field

==Transcript==
''{Cut to Mario's house. Mario is at the toaster. Luigi walks in.}''

'''LUIGI:''' Hey, bro. Whatcha doing?

'''MARIO:''' Waitin-a for-a this-a toast-a to pop-a out-a the toaster...a?

'''LUIGI:''' Kay, quit it with the accent.

'''MARIO:''' Okay. Hey, did you know that all toasters toast toast?

'''LUIGI:''' No way.

''{BOOM! There is an explosion from outside.}''

'''LUIGI:''' What was that?

'''MARIO:''' I don't-a know-a.

'''LUIGI:''' Quit it!

'''MARIO:''' Fine, jerk.

'''LUIGI:''' We gotta go check it out.

'''MARIO:''' But I want my toast!!

'''LUIGI:''' Come on. ''{drags Mario off}''

'''MARIO:''' My toooooooooast!

''{Luigi drags Mario outside. The toast pops out. Cut to the outside of Mario's house. E. Gadd is standing there staring at a shiny portal.}''

'''E. GADD:''' Wowza! It's like a portal or something!

'''LUIGI:''' What the-? How did you get-

'''MARIO:''' Who put-a this portal here, professor?

'''E. GADD:''' I'd say it was the work of some Time Lor-

'''LUIGI:''' Now, don't be bringing Doctor Freakin' Who into this, Gadd.

'''E. GADD:''' Fine! Then I don't know!

'''MARIO:''' I'm-a gonna poke it!

'''LUIGI:''' Oh, this is gonna end well.

''{Mario walks over and pokes the portal. Suddenly! He vanishes!}''

'''E. GADD:''' Gah! Where'd he go?

'''LUIGI:''' It's a portal, genius. He probably got spit out somewhere else in this universe.

'''E. GADD:''' Or maybe some other universe!

'''LUIGI:''' What? Oh, wait, don't tell me.

''{Cut to Hyrule field.}''

'''LUIGI:''' ''{voice-over}'' ARG, it's a freakin' crossover fanfic!

''{A portal opens up in the sky. Mario drops down from it.}''

'''MARIO:''' Ouch! ''{gets up}'' Hey, where am I?

''{Link rides up on Epona}''

'''LINK:''' Who are you?

'''EPONA:''' He looks like a plumber.

'''LUIGI:''' ''{voice-over}'' WHOA-WHOA-WHOA.

''{Cut to the outside of Mario's house. Luigi is still there. E. Gadd is still staring at the portal.}''

'''LUIGI:''' Time out. Horses can't talk!

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' ''{walks in}'' They do in my story!

'''LUIGI:''' But that's just stupi-

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' OBEY ME, MINION!!!

''{Suddenly, Luigi is shocked by a flash of lightning!}''

'''LUIGI:''' Hey, where am I? Oooh, what's this shiny thing? ''{stares at portal}''

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' Much better! ''{walks off}''

''{Cut back to Mario and Link.}''

'''MARIO:''' I'm-a Mario. Who are you?

'''LINK:''' I'm Link, the Hero of Time!

'''STEVE:''' ''{offscreen}'' More like the Hero of SUCK!

''{Cut to Steve and Craig the Peahats flying through the air.}''

'''CRAIG:''' Heh heh, yeah. Hero of Suck.

'''STEVE:''' Shut up.

Oh no! How will heroes deal with Steve and Craig the Peahats? How will Mario return home? And how's Luigi doing? Stay tuned for Chapter Two, where probably none of your questions shall be answered!