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Irrational Researchings/Cluelesscat

2008-12-29T05:00:52Z

Cluelesscat: /* Mannerisms */

== Userpage Exerpt ==

== Contributions ==
*Lots of stuff that sucked

== Mannerisms ==
*Enjoys staying out of major arguments
*Has a nack for gross out humor
*Tries to be on other peoples good sides

== Misc. Info ==
* Mother is a cat
* Gained cluelessness at age 5 when hit in head with tennis ball
* Is less Clueless then he was when he first joined.

== Opinions ==

That Music Show

2008-12-29T03:31:04Z

Cluelesscat: /* EPISODES */

Welcome to That Music Show, where every Friday me and my pals plus a special guest, discuss things music related, review albums and songs past and present, and debate wether or not this will be succesful.

==CAST==
*CC - Host
*Jackie - Co-Host
*Eric - Co-Host

==EPISODES==
*[[/Episode 101|101]] - Guest: Raiku
*[[/Episode 102|102]]

'''SIGN UP TO BE A GUEST ON THE TALK PAGE'''

Biterphobia

2008-12-20T16:06:43Z

Cluelesscat:

A fic of very random plots. And a very random name. By the non-famous {{User:Cluelesscat/sig}}

== Current Episode ==

'''Episode 3:''' [[/3|Boot Camp]]

== Past episodes ==

'''Episode 1:''' [[/1|Pilot]]

'''Episode 2:''' [[/2|Kareoke]]

== Characters ==

'''CC''' - Not much can be used to describe this idiot. He has no self-control, a very bad temper, and an obsession with shocking his audience. That's pretty much that could be used to describe him. '''First appearance: Episode 1'''

'''Hannah:''' - CC's girlfreind, she has a very calm demeanor, and is able to put up with CC's loudmouth antics. Has an obsession with marshmellows. '''First appearance: Episode 1'''

'''Spencer:''' - One of CCs freinds, very hyper. Even more then CC. He turns up his metal a tad too loud, and has been kicked out of various establishments. Can never seem to keep a girlfreind. '''First appearance: Episode 1'''

'''Christian:''' - The calmer of CCs 2 freinds, he seems to be the most human of the cast. The only notable thing about him is that he has 8 kids, with a 9th on the way. '''First appearance: Episode 1'''

== Plot ==

The basic structure of this fic is to just mess around and make people laugh, or cry, whichever comes first. The plots generally last only one episode, unless an arc is going on. Also, if I feel like it, there a special where CC checks email. But what are the odds of that happening?

Biterphobia/3

2008-12-20T16:05:55Z

Cluelesscat: New page: Spencer gets sent to boot camp. That's pretty much it. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Spencer, CC, Christian, Hannah, Drill Sergeant, Officers '''Places:''' The Garage, Office, The...

Spencer gets sent to boot camp. That's pretty much it.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Spencer, CC, Christian, Hannah, Drill Sergeant, Officers

'''Places:''' The Garage, Office, The Apartment, Boot Camp

'''Date:''' Saturday; December 20, 2008

== Transcript ==

''{Open to Spencer, CC, and Christian in a garage. Spencer is standing next to a mic with a bass, CC has a guitar, and Christian is on a drum set, with ''"House Band"'' written on the bass drum}''

'''SPENCER: A'ight guys, you ready?

''{Christian and CC nod, and soon christian is counting the song off, starting with a small drum beat, which slowly becomes louder, and CC and Spencer come in, Spencer is doing various rock-star moves, while CC just stands there calmly. Then Spencer talks into the mic}''

'''SPENCER:''' Why can't I get it? It's just within' my reach. Why Can't You give it? I'll kill you if you don't.

''{Then they go into the chorus, with everyone showing off a little. The drumming is now louder, CC's guitar is squeeling, and Spencer is now loudmouthing the vocals}''

'''SPENCER:''' Can I get one? Please for your sake. Just give me one. I'll kill you in the lake. Mama dosn't like killin' boys. Your just a ploy, not any more!

''{A close-up on CC's face shows he is hiding his laughter from Spencers non-sensical lyrics. Then, CC and Spencer stop, and Christian goes into a fast-paced drum solo, when the door behind him opens, knocking him off his stool, collapsing him onto the drum set, which falls apart. Hannah comes out the door}''

'''HANNAH:''' Oh my god! Christian, I'm so sorry!

'''CHRISTIAN:''' It's allright, it's a regular move when we play gigs.

'''HANNAH:''' Well, guys, I've got some good news!

'''CC:''' Well, what is it.

''{Before speaking, Hannah starts smiling and points at Spencer}''

'''HANNAH:''' Spencer's going to BOOT CAMP!

''{While she's cheering, CC and Spencer just star dumbly at each other, then back at Hannah}''

'''CC:''' WHAT? You said this was GOOD news!

'''HANNAH:''' To me it IS!

'''SPENCER:''' DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!

'''HANNAH:''' I can listen to my sounds of the ocean CD without you making up lyrics to it?

'''SPENCER:''' THIS MEANS HOUSE BAND'LL SPLIT!

''{Christians body emerges from the wrecked drum set}''

'''CHRISTIAN:''' WHAT?!

''{Cut to Spencer sitting in a chair in some kind of office. From where the camera is angled, we can only see the front of the desk of the man he's talking to. Military music is playing in the background.}''

'''DRILL SERGEANT:''' So...um...Mr. Spencer...

'''SPENCER:''' Please, call me Bob.

'''DRILL SERGEANT:''' Um... may I ask why?

'''SPENCER:''' Well, because if you spell it backwards, it's the same thing.

''{The off-screen sergeant sighs}''

'''DRILL SERGEANT:''' Do you have any combat experiance whatsover?

'''SPENCER:''' Does Mortal Kombat count?

''{The Drill Sergeant can be heard banging his head on his desk in frustration}''

'''DRILL SERGEANT:''' It seems that we'll have to straighten you out. To the chamber with this one.

'''SPENCER:''' Wait, chamber?

''{Two officers walk out the door and grab Spencer by his arms and drag him out. Cut to CC sitting upside-down on the couch with Hannah sitting on the side}''

'''CC:''' Man, he must be havin' a hard time.

'''HANNAH:''' He's doing fine.

'''CC:''' Pfft, you sound like my mom when my dad got sent to the Neo-Chinese war.

'''HANNAH:''' You never told me about that.

'''CC:''' It was a bad experiance.

''{Cut back to Spencer. He's wearing a army suit, and he's laying down on his stomach, a combat booted foot on his back. He's then attempts to do a push-up}''

'''DRILL SERGEANT:''' FASTER, YOU MAGGOT!

'''SPENCER:''' Maybe...if you took your foot off my back I would.

'''DRILL SERGEANT:''' ARE YOU GETTIN' FRESH WITH ME?

'''SPENCER:''' What's that supposed to mean?

''{Then, suddenly, a crack is heard, and Spencers back forms into a angle}''

'''DRILL SERGEANT:''' THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET FRESH ITH ME!

'''SPENCER:''' ''{Slowly, and quietly}''Y..yes sir.

''{Cut to a black card with the Narrator from Episode 1}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Will Spencer make it back home in one piece, or will he be...deported to Neo-China? Tune in next week to find...

'''DIRECTOR:''' CUT! YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!

'''NARRATOR:''' WELL TOUGH LUCK, CHUM!

Talk:TheDenzel's PowerPoint Center For The Clinically Deprived

2008-12-13T18:15:25Z

Cluelesscat:

I request you Finish Patrick's Request. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:39, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
:A brown haired, green eyed guy with a black shirt saying "Lemon Demon ROCKS!" in red text. {{User:Liame/sig}} 03:41, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
::Remake [[:Image:Lightning Guy.PNG|Lightning Guy]], [[:Image:Mr. Cloud.PNG|Mr. Cloud]], and [[:Image:JCM Productions.png|my logo]]. {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 18:15, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
:::may i hop on the bandwagon and request skullbuggy {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 21:13, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
::::I request that you finish Chaos's request of finishing my request. {{User:Patrick/sig}} 23:01, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
Can you make a power-point-over of the Ninjaduck I made?{{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 23:06, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

<big><big><big>HOW BOUT SOME MANNERS</big></big></big> {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 23:08, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
:I request you finish Patrick's Request about finishing my request to finish his request.  {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:10, 22 September 2008 (UTC)
::I request you finish Chaos' request about finishing my request about finishing Chaos' request to finish my request. Sorry for bugging you. {{User:Patrick/sig}} 02:48, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
:::I request that you make a blue, :well:faced lion with eyes of fire, grey teeth, a green tongue, and bat wings. And, can you upload it to HOLY CRAP IT'S A LION.png? If you're wondering what I'm gonna use it for, it involves RoB. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:54, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
make powerpoint doggie [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 01:51, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
:I request you don't listen to TheCheese because he'll just use it to spam, please. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:53, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
::I request a Power-Point version of Raiku, Raggon and Raggonix, please. {{User:Raiku/sig}}
:::I request you interview me next on Ethan & Dolan.  {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 04:45, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
A request: Can you make a pic of CC? You can make the clothes anything you want. I want long black bangs with everything shorter. - {{User:Cluelesscat/sig}}

Biterphobia/2

2008-12-06T22:34:18Z

Cluelesscat: New page: The gang enters a kareoke contest only to be somewhat humiliated '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' CC, TV Announcer, Spencer, Hannah, Vendor, Debby, Simon Cowell, Ozzy, Travis Barker, ...

The gang enters a kareoke contest only to be somewhat humiliated

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' CC, TV Announcer, Spencer, Hannah, Vendor, Debby, Simon Cowell, Ozzy, Travis Barker, Dr. Dre, Christian

'''Places:''' The Apartment, Booth Station

'''Date:''' Saturday; December 6, 2008

== Transcript ==

''{As the new theme song, "Dammit" by blink-182, ends, we cut to CC, laying upside-dwon on the couch, his long, spikey bangs touching the floor. He's flipping through the channels in rapid-fire order. Occasionaly, something might interest him, only to find out it has nothing interesting at all. CC moans of boredom}''

'''TV:''' GET JUICY WATERMELLONS HALF-OFF.....I knew you loved me John......COME ON DOWN!

'''CC:''' Ugh, will this guy SHUT UP with the whole "COME ON DOWN!" thing! Seriously. The shows tanking anyways.

'''TV ANNOUNCER:''' DO ''YOU'' WANT TO BE RICH?

'''CC:''' Wait, so this isn't The Price is Right?

'''TV ANNOUNCER:''' DO ''YOU'' WANT TO BE FAMOUS?

'''CC:''' And this ISN'T that announcer I hate deeply?

'''TV ANNOUNCER:''' DO ''YOU'' WANT TO HAVE ALL THE GIRLS AROUND YOUR SHOULDER?

'''CC:''' Umm, Mr. TV guy, I'm in a relationship right now. She skin me alive if I went with someone even ''scarcley" more pretty then her.

'''TV ANNOUNCER:''' Well then, COME ON DOWN TO THE BITERPHOBIA CITY KAREOKE CONTEST!

'''CC:''' ''{Flipping right-side up}'' Did you just say "Biterphobia City Kareoke Contest"?

'''TV ANNOUNCER:''' THAT'S RIGHT, BITERPHOBIA CITY KAREOKE CONTEST!

'''CC:''' Dude, I LOVE kareoke! WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!

'''TV ANNOUNCER:''' So, you think you got the chops to win the grand mystery prize?

'''CC:''' YEAH, WHERE DO I SIGHN UP?!

'''TV ANNOUNCER:''' You want to pray you don't to not make yourself the laughing stock of Biterphobia City?

''{CC jumps from the couch and lands so his face is smearing the TV}''

'''CC:''' I said, WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!?!

'''TV ANNOUNCER:''' Well, if you have "it", come on down to the booth station at 10:00 AM. See ya' there!

''{The commercial ends, and changes to a rerun of "Family Values". CC's already getting ready, until he stops in the middle of brushing his teeth}''

'''CC:''' Wait, I gotta' tell the guys about this!

''{CC runs to the phone. He dials a number. Soon, Spencer answers}''

'''CC:''' Spencer, buddy 'ole pal? I'm gonna' be in the Biterphobia City Kareoke Contest!

'''SPENCER:''' I know, everyone's entered the contest. Hannah, Christian, Blake, Simon Cowell.

'''CC:''' Simon Cowell? Since when did he live here?

'''SPENCER:''' No, he flew in from England to judge.

'''CC:''' ''{Pauses for a minute}'' Ooookaay. Then, who else is judging, might I ask?

'''SPENCER:''' Let's see, we got Ozzy, we got Travis Barker, we got Dre there.

'''CC:''' Whoa, I never knew Biterphobia City was so high-profile.

'''SPENCER:''' Didn't you see the huge sign that said "Current Population: too many"at the city gates? You COULDN'T ave missed it!

'''CC:''' Uh, dude, I was in a crate the whole time.

'''SPENCER:''' Whatever dude, it's 9:30, you better get ready.

''{Spencer hangs up. CC puts the phone down}''

'''CC:''' Okay, I have a torn shirt, cut-up pants, I've got half-yellow teeth, and I haven't combed my hair. I should win easily! Now, what song am I gonna play? Think...Think...THIIINK!

''{The camera zooms into CC's ear, into his cranium, where there's dobbelgangers of D12, performing "My Band". Zoom out of CCs ear and back to regular view}''

'''CC:''' BRAIN BLAST, I think! Well, of to the booth station.

''{Cut to the booth station, a place choke-full
of booths of various booths. Photo booths, shower booths, Boot booths (Whatever that is), you name it, they got it! Cut to the entrance, where CC's looking around for the contest. He finally sees a stand where people are getting their tickets for the contest. CC runs in, only to bump into Hannah}''

'''HANNAH:''' Oh, CC, um, hi?

'''CC:''' Hi. Did you just get here?

'''HANNAH:''', No, I kept dropping my purse my purse and people would cut me while I was picking it up.

''{CC gives Hannah the evil-eye}''

'''HANNAH:''' Okay, I had to use the bathroom. ''{She looks at the front}'' Oh, I'm next!

''{Hannah walks up to the front, signs a paper, and is handed a little ticket.}''

'''VENDOR:''' Booth 27, ma'am.

''{Hannah walks off, while CC walks up to the front}''

'''VENDOR:''' Please sign the paper, sir.

''{CC is given a paper, and starts writing on it. He gives it to the ticket vendor, who looks at it weird}''

'''VENDOR:''' Sir, why'd you say your birthday Febuary 30th?

'''CC:''' Whell, I was born midnight on a leap year, and the docter thought there was a Feburary 30th, so that's what he put on my birth certificate.

'''VENDOR:''' Um, okay. Booth 28, sir.

''{CC walks around, trying to look for his booth when he bumbs into Christian's wife, Debby}''

'''DEBBY:''' dude, you're gonna' hurt the baby!

'''CC:''' Sorry Debby, I'm just trying to look for my booth. Where's Christian?

'''DEBBY:''' Simon told him to get vocal chord surgery, and he stormed off yelling at the top of his lungs.

'''CC:''' Harsh. Well, she ya'.

''{CC walks away from Debby, and finnaly sees a booth with the words "Booth 28" written on it. Cut to CC sitting in a chair. He's got Simon Cowell, Ozzy, Travis Barker, and Dr. Dre sitting across the room.}''

'''OZZY:''' Okaay, so, we heard your recording.

''{There is an awkward pause.}''

'''CC:''' And...?

'''TRAVIS:''' We thought it was a recording fit for any lead singer to sing.

'''DRE:''' Yeah, the guys think you might have potential.

'''CC:''' YES!

'''SIMON:''' However...

'''CC:''' WHAT?!

'''SIMON:''' I thought you couldv'e changed your voice when someone new came in.

'''DRE:''' But hey, it was a good track. I'll show Eminem this.

'''CC:''' You WILL?!

'''DRE:''' Sure, if that's cool with you.

'''CC:''' YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT'S COOL WITH ME!

''{Cut to outside the station. The judges are standing next to podium, with mics on all of 'em}''

'''TRAVIS:''' Okay, before we get to the winners...

'''SIMON:''' ...We'll show you a recording that just missed the cut.

''{On the speakers, Hannah, singing "Love Story" by Taylor Swift plays, greatly off-key. Almost the whle crowd, even Hannah herself covers their ears}''

'''OZZY:''' In third place...

''{Now Spencer, singing "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit, plays to some applause.}''

'''DRE:''' In second place ''{Chuckles}''

''{Now, Christian, singing Eminems part of "Forgot Abour Dre", plays, to some laughter. Pan down to Christian with Debby, witha scorn still on his face from Simons comment}''

'''SIMON:''' And first place, drum roll please...

''{A random millitary drum roll starts. There is then silence for the next 10 seconds}''

'''SIMON:''' THE GEICO CAVEMAN WITH "Why so easy?"!

'''CROWD:''' WHAT!?!?

''{Cut back to CCs apartment. Hannah is with him.}''

'''CC:''' Well, at least Dre said he'd show my recording to Em.

'''HANNAH:''' See, you didn't do so bad after all.

'''CC:''' ''{Laughs}'' At least they showed your song.

'''HANNAH:''' I don't wanna' talk about it.

'''CC:''' Admit it, I did better then you!

'''HANNAH:''' Okay, I guess.

'''CC:''' See, now everyone's happy.

''{The scene fades to black, while the credits roll. After the credits rolls, CC's voice pipes in}''

'''CC:''' Y'know, I wonder what the Caveman won.

''{Cut to a cave where the caveman is freaking out. His prize is a car with Geico insurance. On the hood, posing, is the Gecko. The scene then ends}''

Bucketheadland/GiantRobot

2008-11-30T15:50:00Z

Cluelesscat: /* The Action */

You enter a large shack/warehouse. You see a giant ring like a wrestling ring, but 20 times bigger. You read the sign

'''WELCOME TO THE GIANT ROBOT ARENA!'''

''You are just $10 away from having the fight of your life! Pay-up to rent a robot to fight to the death IN THE RING! How exicting can this get? The loser wins $1000! Yes, I said loser!...On purpose. So, FIGHT TILL YOU DROP, LITERALLY!''

== The Action ==
''{SI enters}''

'''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' Cool, a robot. Bring it on! ''{Does nothing}''

'''TICKET VENDOR:''' Ah-ah-ah, bub, PAY UP!

'''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' No! Robot attack!

''{The robot pummels SI}''

'''TICKET VENDOR:''' You know, if you pay, you get your own robot mecha?

'''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' ''{Muffled}'' Mam myoo pleeze moom mi?

'''TICKET VENDOR:''' Wha-?

'''STRON INTELLIGENT:''' MI MEH, MAM MYOO MLEEZE MOOM MI!

'''TICKET VENDOR:''' Robot, get off him!

''{The robot obeys and goes back into the resting stance}''

'''TICKET VENDOR:''' Now, what did you say?

'''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' '''I SAID YOU HIPPY, CAN '''YOU''' '''''PLEASE PLEASE PROVE IT!

'''TICKET VENDOR:''' I'll open the garage.

''{The ticket vendor reaches into his pocket and takes out a set of car keys with a button thingy on it. He pushes the button, opening the garage. The garage is jam-packed with various robots lined up on the walls}''

'''TICKET VENDOR:''' Make your pick.

''{SI takes out a huge magnet. All the robots fly on.}''

'''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' See ya sucker, I'm off to virtual reality! ''{Runs off}''

''{Raiku appears in a robot}''

'''TICKET VENDOR:''' Did you pay for that?

User:Cluelesscat/sig

2008-11-30T02:14:47Z

Cluelesscat: New page: '''''Cluelesscat'''''/'''''CC'''''

'''''[[User:Cluelesscat|Cluelesscat]]'''''[[Bucketheadland|/]]'''''[[Biterphobia|CC]]'''''

User:Cluelesscat

2008-11-29T20:07:11Z

Cluelesscat:

Yep. It's me. CC. I don't know what else to put.

Oh, right, check out [[Bucketheadland]] and [[Biterphobia]]. Both in my opinion decent works.

[[Image:BLAM.jpg]]

Bucketheadland/Virtualreality

2008-11-29T19:54:48Z

Cluelesscat: /* The Action */

The place in blooming with scientists. They are all working on the 10 chambers in the room. If you enter one of the chambers, you enter a reality of 2050, the end of the world. Entree costs $30.

== The Action ==
''{SI runs in with robots}''

'''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' Awesome, now smart robot, hack!

''[The robot begins hacking the machine}''

'''SCIENTIST:''' Wait, sir, you can't do that! We'll kick you out of the park if you continue!

''{As the machine hacks, it short circuits, shocking thr robot, who goes crazy and expoldes, destroying the virtual reality center. The scientists all stare at Strong Intelligence. One whistles, and a load of bulldogs appear}''

'''SCIENTIST:''' Sick 'em, boys!

''{All the dogs attack SI, ripping his clothes and cutting into his skin}''

'''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' I...own...a....foruteen...year...old..cat...that'll...kill...you.

''{The cat appears, and rubs itself against the scientist, who scream, and falls on the floor, unconsious, the dogs then kill the cat. While this happens, another scientist is on the phone.}''

'''SCIENTIST:''' So should we let him roam around and cause havoc or kick him out Mr. Buckethead? What? Why? Oh, allright, I guess. ''{Hangs up}'' Mr. Buckethead says you can stay, because you add more abusement to the park, just don't destroy anything without his consent, please.

'''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' ''{Shoots scientis in the face}'' How that for an awnser?

'''OTHER SCIENTIST:''' Uh, sir, don't you need a gun to do that?

'''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' I use the power of my brain. ''{Gets gun and does it.}''

''{OOC: Dude, your breaking the rules. One more time and you're outta' here}''

''{OOC again: which ones?}''

''{OOC: Stay intouch with the laws of reality}''

Jackass: Wiki Edition/cc

2008-11-27T22:00:18Z

Cluelesscat: New page: The lunatic of the year, has been known for eating Badstar-Os. Oh, and he loves hard rock music. Lots of it. He sometimes might get high on it.

The lunatic of the year, has been known for eating Badstar-Os. Oh, and he loves hard rock music. Lots of it. He sometimes might get high on it.

File:BLAM.jpg

2008-11-27T21:48:34Z

Cluelesscat: My inspiration every day

My inspiration every day

Bucketheadland/Nightmarerealm

2008-11-27T20:25:14Z

Cluelesscat: New page: Basicly, this room is identical to the virtual reality room, except on the roof is a large screen. you get put in the chair, and a helmat is placed on you. The helmat then transfers the br...

Basicly, this room is identical to the virtual reality room, except on the roof is a large screen. you get put in the chair, and a helmat is placed on you. The helmat then transfers the brainwaves onto the screen, so everyone in the park sees your worst fear.

== The Action ==

Bucketheadland/Bucketbothouse

2008-11-27T20:19:11Z

Cluelesscat: New page: This place has bucketnots roaming around. Bucketbots are the workers ofthe park, keeping everything in place. This place acts as sort of a hub. == The Action ==

This place has bucketnots roaming around. Bucketbots are the workers ofthe park, keeping everything in place. This place acts as sort of a hub.

== The Action ==

CC, LIVE!!/Headline News

2008-06-11T20:37:04Z

Cluelesscat: New page: ''{CC and the band come back from their waffle break, except their dressed up like the members of the Crash Test Dummies. They start playing a slow tune.}'' '''CC:''' Hey, this next one's...

''{CC and the band come back from their waffle break, except their dressed up like the members of the Crash Test Dummies. They start playing a slow tune.}''

'''CC:''' Hey, this next one's for all the idoits who made the tabloids.

''{The crowd starts getting quiet}''

'''CC:''' Once, there was this kid who 
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint 
And when he finally came back 
He had cane marks all over his bottom 
He said that it was from when 
The warden whacked it so hard 

'''THE WHOLE BAND:''' Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

''{A thwack sound, followed by CC screaming, is heard over the speakers}''

'''CC:'''Once there was this girl who 
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion 
And when she finally made it 
She saw some other girl who was better ''{Ding}'' 
And so she hired some guy to 
Club her in the kneecap

'''THE WHOLE BAND:''' Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

''{Like before, another thwacking sound is heard, this time, it's a girl that screams.}''

'''THE WHOLE BAND:''' Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

'''CC:'''They got paid for their sound bites 
And sold their TV movie rights

Then, there was this girl who 
Got herself a DUI and went away to prison 
And when she finally came back 
She spoke with Larry King on his talk show 
Can someone tell me why we 
Should give a crap about her 

''{The crowd starts applauding loudly}''

'''THE WHOLE BAND:''' Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm.

''{Now unusual sounds, like the kind you make with your armpit is booming}''

'''THE WHOLE BAND:''' Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

''{Now the crowd starts singing along}''

'''THE WHOLE BAND:'''Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) 
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) 

Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) 
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is) 

(There were, there is) 
(There were, there is)

''{The lights go dark, whil the crowd cheers}''

''{OOC: NO, this dosn't mean this is over!}''

CC, LIVE!!

2008-06-11T20:25:41Z

Cluelesscat: /* The Concert */

Yeah. Promoting his upcoming album, CC is live and loud. Containing such hits as "Everybody to the Limit", "Dare to Be stupid", "Road Trip", "Germs", "United States of Whatever", and "Trogdor". But that itself needs more stuff, so, to put a song you want to see, post it on the talk page.

==The Concert==
1.[[/Intro|Intro]] 
2.[[/Road Trip|Road Trip]] 
3.[[/Do You Like Waffles|Do you like waffles]] 
4.[[/Headline News|Headline News]]

Talk:Battle of the Bands '08

2008-06-08T19:07:42Z

Cluelesscat:

So, you expect us to actually record, or can we just make alternate lyrics or something? {{User:DonZabu/sig}} 18:25, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
:You can alternate lyrics. I guess I didn't really plan that out. - [[User:Cluelesscat|Cluelesscat]]

CC, LIVE!!/Do You Like Waffles

2008-06-06T18:15:46Z

Cluelesscat: New page: '''CC:''' Alright, before I get into something else, I have one question. '''CROWD:''' WHAT? '''CC:''' DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES? ''{Most of the crowd starts going mad. Except for one, who is...

'''CC:''' Alright, before I get into something else, I have one question.

'''CROWD:''' WHAT?

'''CC:''' DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?

''{Most of the crowd starts going mad. Except for one, who is just sitting there. He is shot with a dart and is dragged out by security}''

'''CC:''' Poor dude. Anyway!

''{The "Do you like waffles" video hits the big screen, and CC starts the song}''

'''CC:''' Do you like waffles?

'''BAND:''' Yeah we like Waffles!

'''CC:''' Do you like pancakes?

'''BAND:''' Yeah we like pancakes.

'''CC:''' Do you like french toast?

'''BAND:''' Yeah we like french toast.

'''CC & BAND:''' Doot-doot-do-do, can't wait to get enough...

''{A explosion of pyro goes off}''

'''CC & BAND:''' WAFFLES! WAFFLES! WAFFLES

'''CC:''' Do you like waffles?

'''BAND:''' Yeah we like Waffles!

'''CC:''' Do you like pancakes?

'''BAND:''' Yeah we like pancakes.

'''CC:''' Do you like french toast?

'''BAND:''' Yeah we like french toast.

'''CC & BAND:''' Doot-doot-do-do, can't wait to get enough...

''{The song ends. A serviceman comes on stage a gives a plate off waffles to CC and the band. They walk off stage to eat them}''

Wikihood/characters/CC

2008-06-06T02:24:44Z

Cluelesscat:

CC is a so-called "Renegade Anti-hero". His only major episode so far has been 22, where he helped defeat Deathbringer with the power of stalling. He still makes sporodic apperances, usualy doing what he does best, be random. He has the power to transform into anyone he's seen a picture of. He can also summon a guitar and use the power of music.

CC, LIVE!!/Road Trip

2008-06-04T22:38:23Z

Cluelesscat: New page: ''{An accordian player walks on stage.}'' '''CC:''' First off, I'd like to thank this accordian player we found on the street. Without him, we couldn't play this song and would give you l...

''{An accordian player walks on stage.}''

'''CC:''' First off, I'd like to thank this accordian player we found on the street. Without him, we couldn't play this song and would give you less music

''{The accordian player starts sweating. CC tells him something. And he starts playing a accordian version of Another One Bites the dust, with funny sound effects in the mix.}''

'''CC:''' Sitin' in a Gremil in the Fild, 
And the place is relly gross. 
Couldn't find a handle, so I am stuke in here, 
With The Cheat in the back. 
It was smellin' like a Coach Z. 
There was old food all over the floor. 
We're already feeling dizzy from the fums, 
But we're stuck in with no way out. 
Oh no! 

Another one rides the gremil-ah. ''{Crowd starts singing along}'' 
Another one rides the gremil-ah. 
And another comes on, 
And another comes on. 
Another one rides the Gremil. 
Hey! 
we are barf on you., 
Another one rides the Gremil.

There's a fries that hard as rock. 
There's a peice that need to be shaveed. 
There's a smelly old cupp of milkshake that been here for month. 
This car Hasn't cleand in a year. 
Well, I think I'm missin' peice of my mind. 
I think my sense of smell is gone. 
And I think we try to stuff some cds in a 8-track player 
to pass the time faster. 
oh god! 

C'MON, GET INTO THIS THING!

Another one rides the gremil-ah. 
Another one rides the gremil-ah. 
And another comes on, 
And another comes on. 
Another one rides the gremil-ah. 
Hey! we are barf on you. 
Another one rides the Gremil. 

Another one rides the Gremil--ah. 
Another one rides the Gremil--ow! 
Another one rides the Gremil--hey, hey! 
Another one rides the Gremil--hey-y-y-y! 

The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke, 
And my face is turnin green. 
I haven't been around like smell like this 
Since Coach z tried to brack the smellnesss recond 
Well, I should'a planed better so thi woun;t have happen, 
But I couldn't get the door to open. 
My brain is going down . 
Now we're going to scream for Green Bubs, yeah! 

Another one rides the Gremil-ah. 
Another one rides the Gremil-ah. 
And another comes on, 
And another comes on. 
Another one rides the Gremil-ah. 
Hey! we are barf on you. 
Another one rides the Gremil. 

''{The Song ends. The crowd is going nuts, most have tears from so much laughter.}''

'''CC:''' That's one song we'll see on the CD!

CC, LIVE!!/Intro

2008-06-04T20:55:42Z

Cluelesscat: New page: ''{We start the scene off in a arena filled with excited fans. They are chanting "WE WANT CC!" at the top of their lungs. Then, the lights go off, and a explosion is heard. The lights go b...

''{We start the scene off in a arena filled with excited fans. They are chanting "WE WANT CC!" at the top of their lungs. Then, the lights go off, and a explosion is heard. The lights go back on, and CC is standing on stage.}''

'''CC:''' HOW Y'ALL DOIN' TONIGHT?

'''CROWD:''' CC! CC! CC!

'''CC:''' It's great to be here in...um...where I'm at again.

'''GUITAR PLAYER:''' Atlanta.

'''CC:''' Oh, yeah. Hi, Chapmans! So, let's get this party started!

User:Cluelesscat/monobook.css

2008-06-03T20:22:24Z

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Battle of the Bands '08

2008-06-03T16:05:57Z

Cluelesscat: New page: Welcome to the Wiki User Wiki's first annual BATTLE OF THE BANDS! Basicly, you do a cover version of someone's song and if It's good, we'll grade it from a scale of 1 to 50. Talk with peop...

Welcome to the Wiki User Wiki's first annual BATTLE OF THE BANDS! Basicly, you do a cover version of someone's song and if It's good, we'll grade it from a scale of 1 to 50. Talk with people to be in your band before you sign up.

==Sign Up==

==LET THE BATTLES BEGIN!==

[[Battle of the Bands '08/Arena|Arena]]