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Template:Infobox

2014-09-28T20:19:25Z

Chwoka: nope

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2014-09-28T20:19:04Z

Chwoka: let's see if this fixes things or breaks them

Talk:Main Page

2013-10-24T04:59:11Z

Chwoka: /* wowza guys the gangs all here!!! */

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== oh dear ==

see above {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:What the absolute hell happened to the Main Page and why is the text in Comic Sans? :| [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:39, 27 April 2013 (UTC)
::because its funny {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Comic Sans is so overused.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 18:32, 27 April 2013 (UTC)
::::http://i.imgur.com/HKCmPTb.jpg {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:06, 27 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::then why the hell am I not laughing at the Comic Sans part? Just sayin'. :P[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 00:24, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::because you have a dry sense of humor and it obviously doesn't help you much in situations like these {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:42, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::OH SNAAAAP {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 02:23, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::i was kidding. Of course Comic Sans are part of the joke. i was actually laughing. I mean, it's not like Seltzerberg humor. RIGGGGGGGGHT?![[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]15:40, 28 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::Seltzerberg is a comedic genius what are you talking about {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:32, 29 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::interbet... -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 01:50, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::dafuq did you say, Lex? Seriously, if these two are "comedic geniuses," then elaborate why they are because they aren't. They are worse than Uwe Boll.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 13:28, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::Uwe Boll? Oh man, I love that guy. Watched House of the Dead the other day, I couldn't believe what a cinematic masterpiece is. And I don't even need to explain why Friedberg and Seltzer are comedic geniuses, ever seen Epic Movie, or Disaster Movie? Or Vampires Suck? They're the best spoof films since Leslie Nielsen's Airplane and you totally know it. I study cinema, so I know what I am talking about. We're in a period of enlightenment. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:11, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::::At least Uwe Boll movies are, to me, a guilty pleasure. but while we're on the subject of Seltzerberg, I have seen only one movie from seltzerberg and that's Disaster Movie, and i hated it. You can't put that stupid movie in the same league as Airplane. That's like putting Kesha in the same league as metallica. If you're trollin', good joke then.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]]15:16, 30 April 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::::Kesha is much better than that piece of shit Metallica what are you talking about {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:02, 30 April 2013 (UTC)

tvb is just a dumb kid who doesn't get the art. he just doesn't get HOW MUCH BETTER THE CARTOONS WE GOT IN THE 90'S WERE than the SHIT we get now. i feel sorry for kids who weren't born in the nineties. signed skullbranch 1998
:Why thank you, strong intelligent for the nice comment. You gave me a boner.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 0:00, 3 May 2013 (UTC)

Why are you people editing this site? Let it rest in peace. {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:00, 3 May 2013 (UTC)
:Because someone's gotta riff Arceus Emails, and the people who were going to riff it left their riffs incomplete. Also, having a riff quota that isn't sated is why I am still here. There's also Wikihood, but whether or not it continues to be edited is entirely up to Lex and Chaos, who are both undisputedly better writers than me. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:11, 3 May 2013 (UTC)
::i think you're prejudiced here, noxigar, no mention of the goddamn koalas huh

::and yes they are better writers than you most people are {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::i'm just here to stroke my egoboner {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 13:34, 3 May 2013 (UTC)
::::i can take care of that for you ;))) {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

I'd say the front page is pretty dang ironic. Keep up the good work, fellas. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 06:39, 29 July 2013 (UTC)
:Pls continue blue ninja {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

== backup wiki ==

in the event that super sam shuts down the wiki we should probably make a backup wiki with the good stuff on it

now the question is what is the good stuff

now i would say the outstandingly good, shit, active shit, or just stuff worth keeping would be:

*Anything linked on [[WUW:Wiki Free-For-All Week/inlovingmemory]]
*[[Bell Quest]]
*[[Records Of Bell/Records]]
*Anything linked on [[WUW:Must-reads]]
*[[The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo]]
*[[Wikihood]]
*[[RiffText]]
*[[Jose's Mexican Space Adventure]]
*[[NachoMan's User Art]]
*[[Conshow]] (only because of the history and popularity, including the prestige of one of its episodes being longest on the wiki for a while)
*[[Liamemail.omelet]]
*[[Yahtzee Style Reviews]]
*[[Green Grass and High Tides Forever!]]
*[[I Know Why The Sun Shines]]
*[[Everything You Know Is Wrong]] (only because without it stuff like I Know Why The Sun Shines doesn't make any lick of sense)
*[[Gilligan 'n' Tracy]]
*[[JCMovies]]
*[[Space-Aged Stupidity]]
*[[TVB Goes to the Movies]]
*[[Ben Does Karaoke]]
*[[Arena Battling: Part 2]]
*[[Weird-Faced Gallery]]
*[[Fake Albums]]
*[[The World's Greatest]]
*[[THE "TEXAS IS COOL" SERIES]]
*[[WUW Edition!]]
*anything Raiku ever made that stuff was great

if you have any more additions you find necessary add them on {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:Im a bell deleted Records of Bell aeons ago. Otherwise I'm fine with a majority of those. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 01:46, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::me and lex restored them all a while ago {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:::Oh sweet. Maybe I can riff Records of Bell now that it's actually finished and revived. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 01:56, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::We could also port a few of the more successful interactives with us too. The only thing I want to discuss is the identity of the Wiki User Wiki, as while it's practical I think perhaps a new identity could serve us well, as well as maybe finding a way to better advertise ourselves to generate a new consistent flow of traffic either here or there. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:00, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::what would we call it? there's not really a category for all this shit {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::::Honestly I'd keep Wikihood, Jose's Mexican Space Adventure, Rifftext, and ''maybe'' the BellQuest saga among those. I know what we can call the new backup wiki, though. We call it the Solemn Pizzeria Wiki. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:06, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::do you not find any of the others listed good? {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::::::I don't know, but "Wiki User Wiki" is a bit ambiguous and the name should more closely relate to the fact that we're using mediawiki as a common ground to flex our creative muscles {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:10, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::Due to the way Rifftext works we wind up saving the rest of those other fanstuffs by proxy of 'em having been riffed. I don't think NachoMan cares about his user artwork anymore, so it being gone is probably something he won't regard in any way. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:14, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::we're saving most of them cause they're classics, man {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:::::::::Technically we don't have to port the original riffed stuff over, but it loses its lustre if we don't have proof to show for it. Though, to be fair, I never saw the original versions of any of the movies they showed on MST3K so it's not like it isn't a weird concept, but it kind of loses novelty. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:22, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::Gurl, let me tell you. I am ''quite'' the novelty killer. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:31, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
JCMovies and RiffText are classics? My time on here hasn't been a waste, then! {{User:JCM/sig}} 02:40, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
:despite the thinly veiled sarcastic layers of shit we give you and each other we appreciate you and really like your work {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:42, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Can we have that dumb show about the Koala bear please I really liked that {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:I will give The World's Greatest credit for being the only show that kept me coming here for the last two years. {{User:JCM/sig}} 18:00, 19 August 2013 (UTC)

this list is stupid and you should all be ashamed of yourselves {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:37, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

== editing problems ==

http://i.imgur.com/6BBjiqV.png

someone explain this shit to me
:index w is a part of clamburger.org, most likely a part that didn't make it through when Sam upgraded the servers, but we still have to path through to make edits, and if you try and edit a certain way it winds up at the beginning of the index which no longer exists, causing an error {{grad}} {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:06, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
::but how do i fix it dad
:::I find that making a new section is safe, as well as pages that have no sections, but editing whole pages with multiple sections doesn't seem to work {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:11, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
::::it's annoying and i hate it and i want it fixed NOW {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:52, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

I think I got the problem! It's links. I looked this up, and it's apparently something to do with an anti-spam filter. Remember when we had all those bots that kept making pages with crap on them? Well basically, I think this filter detects how many links on one page, and goes from there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Rl4p5IWPs - One link ain't any trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0CAiRE34Kg - Two links ain't any trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWixKbU2xdU - Three links ain't any trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdszkvsKx5Y - But when I add a fourth link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN7pCuNtO6Q - Oh. it worked.

=== what about now ===
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYiy2_ZavU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYiy2_ZavU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYiy2_ZavU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYiy2_ZavU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYiy2_ZavU
COME THE FUCK ON

=== okay i don't know what it is ===

=== shit ===

i don't think its either headlines or links

i can edit jose's mexican space adventure with two headlines and the pastebin link, and the full version has no links in it and i cant post it. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

=== Hey guys can you chill for a moment? ===

I'm trying to watch this Megaman 5 Race: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55Y9cqlWs6k [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 23:53, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

== why don't we have more users ==

we need more users

we need to spread the loooove {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 01:42, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:well this place was attacked by chinese spambots a few months ago and super sam blocked the user create function to stop them
:ever since then we've been isolated from the outside world {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:44, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::but what happens when we run out of rations? and air?? {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 01:48, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::we've managed to become self-sustaining for the most part. it's getting harder though, repelling the mongol troops {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:48, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::they do smell like seaweed and rotten meat and they hit like a brick {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:55, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::At least there are no stuffed Mary Sue teddybears making this world absolute horseshit. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:54, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::DESPAIR http://i.imgur.com/IUSsgcm.jpg {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 02:59, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::e_e NO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY AGGGGHHHH. GLOVES IN THE SHED, IN A BIN, WHITE KNIGHT CHECKMATE, WAHAHAHA~, SHOTGUN ICE, and I forgot what else I had at my disposal for making myself feel better after watching how horrible DR1 is ngl. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:01, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::why would you tempt Lex like that you know he's absurdly dedicated to screwing with us {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:10, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::i am basically this wiki's equivalent to monobear tbh {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:11, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::you're this wiki's everything {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:12, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::it's true, there have been times where i've basically realized that i'm probably the biggest thing this wiki has to a celebrity {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:16, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::remember, you were once the idol to a whole community of autistic bisexuals, and nobody can take that away from you

:::::::::::even if you wanted them to {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:20, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::wow

::::::::::::you know when you put it that way, i really need to do some more deep-suited privilege checking

::::::::::::this might just be the biggest privilege that i have to check {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:24, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::::stop reminding me of this chaos those were the dark ages {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:28, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::::::::so is it safe to assume that neither
of those things were true

::::::::::::::because even if you have official documented proof, I still wouldn't believe you {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:30, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::i'm straight yes, and I don't have severe autism but I do have Asperger's Syndrome which actually isn't an excuse for anything so. {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:42, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
''{DAMN IT WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE ONIONS?}'' So I guess if I really wanted to tempt Lex then I'd have to make a bunch of Take Thats to multiple things I abhor - not just Dangan Ronpa - and proceed to watch as he twists these into something which cuts me like a really high-quality knife? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:36, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:i should just write something with a mixture of dangan ronpa, scott pilgrim, no more heroes, and have rose lalonde and kanaya as a couple as the main characters of the story {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:40, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::I actually don't mind No More Heroes but yeah that mixture is pretty lethal. Too bad there's no Felicia Day, Joss Whedon, or Tim Buckley to ''really'' make my blood boil. I also don't know how much of a parallel to Katawa Wikihood Mega-Kart X6 it would be, either. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:41, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::katawa is fucking fantastic what are you talking about {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:43, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::That was my point. If Lex is going to make my blood truly boil, he'd have to attempt to disrupt things I like as well as manipulate things I dislike. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:44, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::Also I like (most of) the characters in DR1 for the most part but outside of characters is where I draw my really bad zigzag lines. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:01, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

'''<big><big><big><big><big><big>REAPER REAPER THATS WHAT PEOPLE CALL ME</big></big></big></big></big></big>''' {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:::::Why do they call you Reaper, anyways? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:13, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
'''<big><big><big><big><big><big>WHY CAUSE I LIKE TO HARVEST MY CROPS</big></big></big></big></big></big>''' {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

----

:::::Rose Lalonde and Kanaya Maryam, two extraordinary detectives also madly in love with each other are called upon by their boss, "J. Whedon" to investigate a shady organization, known as the "United Association of Despair", headed by the illusive "Ramona Day", the beautiful female chairman of the organization.

:::::They find that the organization is a front for a team of legendary assassins who fight among each other to the death for the prize of ultimate fame and fortune and the chance to join Ms. Day as the leaders of the organization, who also have other ulterior motives at hand. Although many people have tried, the only one who has succeeded in rising to the top is a young otaku male from Canada known as "Scotty Touchdown", a former guitar player turned assassin.

:::::As Rose and Kanaya investigate more, they are spotted and are forced to join the organization on pain of death. Being confident in their own fighting skills, the two agree, while at the same time devising a plan to get out of there. While in the holding cells (which are like ordinary hotel rooms), the contestant assassins are advised to sabotage the competition as much as they can, while at the same time avoiding being caught on pain of "execution".

:::::As they try to figure a way out before they're randomly selected by the counter machine, Rose and Kanaya realize that everyone in the holding cells are just like them. Prisoners who also got captured against their will. Several figures such as Naminé Kirigiri, and Byakuya Robotnik, among many others. As tensions rise, the people in the holding cells turn against each other, including Rose and Kanaya, as Kanaya believes that Rose is cheating on her with Naminé. More and more minor characters in the holding cells are sent to battle and are either slaughtered mercilessly or taken to the next level.

:::::After the suicide of Equius Oogami, trying to protect the life of her best friend, Nepeta Asahina, they realize the manipulation that is going on, and they all decide to find a way out of there. After making up, everyone manages to burst out of the holding cells and make their way to the main office of Ramona Day.

:::::As they think the coast is clear, they are confronted by Scotty Touchdown", along with his own specialized group of assassins, the "Seven-X-Psychos". A group fight scene happens, as the survivors are pitted against Scotty and the seven best assassins. Just as hope seems lost, the "Lost Assassin", Dr. Horrible appears and confronts Scotty directly, having a personal vendetta against him due to the fact that he sabotaged his chances to get with Ramona Day. As Dr. Horrible mercilessly pummels Scotty Touchdown, the other elite assassins are finally taken down by the group of survivors, leaving both Dr. Horrible and Scotty Touchdown left, in a brawl of emotions.

:::::Their brawl is quickly stopped by the interference of Ramona Day, who tells them how pathetic they are for giving into their emotions before quickly dispatching them both with her own weapon. Looking upon the carnage, she looks at the survivors and congratulates them on the great job that they have done, offering them all places in her organization. As they all decline, she realizes that it really is the end for her, and instead of letting herself die by the hand of her enemies, impales herself on her laser katana in order to die by her own hand and force the entire game into a sick and twisted draw. Her last words are: "It's too late. Look outside, for the despair has finally begun."

:::::As the group of survivors make their way outside, they find that through some horrible and twisted means, the world has been taken over by Despair, with the entire populace falling into anarchy and chaos. Thinking that hope is lost, they all go together to confront this cruel reality. But a shining glimmer of hope appears in the form of "Katawa Hearts", the symbol of all that is good and hopeful in the world. Rose and Kanaya join hands as they lead the survivors (now a resistance group against the forces of despair) towards Katawa Hearts, hoping to finally liberate the world of "Despair".

:::::I hope you like it, Noxi.

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:20, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::isn't that basically 'crippled hearts' {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:27, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::why yes it is {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:28, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::...''{sighs, then proceeds to Shotgun Ice this whole idea to ribbons}'' [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:01, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::i'm tempted to make it, except for the fact that i hardly finish anything i do make {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:02, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

== guys I have an idea for a group thing and need advice ==

other than that interactive that is 
ANYWAYS the idea is, each 'episode', one of the users will write up the basic plot summary (nothing is in the same canon). they will also write up a list of characters, with short defining bios but leaving plenty of room for the player. we'll have to act out and write this story only using these characters, and the summary. there could MAYBE be a points thing but that would mean that the person who lists the characters would have to be a judge and that's unfair to them. WHATDYA THIN? {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:09, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:whose line is it anyway {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:14, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::similar but not quite! but i'll make it anyways

== Actual ways to make the wiki better ==

NO THIS ISN'T A JOKE. Okay maybe it is because the wiki is a joke but whatever.

I mean, what we're doing here already is pretty great. Wikihood is better than all the old versions.

But it's lonely ever since the chinese cut us off from civilization.

Maybe we could ask Sam to let people join again, and to take out the filter? And then advertise ourselves as a fiction-writing wiki that doesn't take itself seriously?

I'm rambing here, aren't I, sweetie? {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:28, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:we are literally already miles ahead of you on this

:now all we must do is rely on Sam's humanity to give us somewhat acceptable salvation {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:38, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::sam? humanity? tehehe you're so funny chaos {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:39, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
:::I'm like the long lost choom that never was {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:48, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

honestly though no one's gonna fucking join {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:seriously doe if we build it they will come {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:23, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
::We shall see if Sam permits. If not, we could just shrug and probably have Wikihood still be the highlight of this wiki. Note this has almost always been the case. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:39, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
also can we delete some of the old crap from 2008-2009 and from the users who don't even come here anymore (unless it was like super great stuff then we put it on the wall for all to see), I think Sam would be happy with less bandwidth taken, and it'd clear it up for us all {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:42, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:So long as we keep Records of Bell and Bell Quest I am amenable with whatever plan you've got. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:42, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:considering how the other purge went i'm rather wary about any ones in the future {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:43, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
::how did the other purge go? If we do it we could avoid how the last one happened {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:44, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:::The last one pretty much killed most of the HRFWiki's popularity. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:45, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
::::it's not like we'd lock down the entire wiki {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:46, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::An astute response, Sirrus. Still, we'd best tread lightly. Who knows if some of the inactive members returned? I've shifted from activity to inactivity through months on end within the last few years. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:47, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::To be honest, I think we should just leave things be unless Sam himself says otherwise. :/ {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:50, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::I agreed with that sentiment. Now to go back to brainstorm Mavericks who join the Katawa Hearts, since I already have two down pat and can conjure a handful more. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 04:51, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::considering the amount of thought i put into the metaphorical plotting, i actually wanna write a proper version of katawa hearts lol {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 04:53, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::::No I made the Katawa Hearts a group of robots dedicated to reforming Townindale while afloat a fortress called Glagitar. Their goal is simply to do random things in places like Bluehaven at the behest of the Wikihood Gang. Y'know, to give our intrepid heroes some quirky miniboss sidekicks?
::::::::::Ahhh. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:32, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
Do you guys mind. if I do some advertising? I mean I know no one would probably actually come but. it'd be nice to have more faces to throw our work at {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:52, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:with my snooping I discovered. we can basically change anything. user ranks, names of api, the entire wiki. is at our finger tips. thought you guys would like to know this {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:09, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::Go ahead. I highly doubt Lex'll stop you. Any reason to get people to circumvent the whole "Choom Gang" nonsense about joining some forum would be nice for most people. After that, let's hope I don't dissuage people from partaking in things with my rambunctious opinionated ass. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:39, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::I also had the idea of maaybe trying to differentiate a lot of the stuff from the old HRWiki and HRFWiki, including ranks and messages and stuff? Those sites are basically dead. {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:41, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::Outliving the HRWiki is my greatest accomplishment. I shall celebrate by joyously enjoying my time here as I proceed to take my Org. XIII cloak and hang it up in favour of something more festive to wear tomorrow while contributing to Wikihood. I still have my Katawa Hearts to make at the behest of Wikihood (4 down, 5 more to go!), and RiffText is a slow but powerful conduit for more amusing schemes. After that, maybe I could do a thing again or something. I could maybe be the Purple Gentian or somesuch, whilst maybe making my opinions more... obvious? Known? What's the word I'm looking for, guys? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:46, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::pronounced? prominent? {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:48, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::Probably. I'd like to see if Lex is still up for trying to make the most anti-me thing ever. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:50, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
So, do you think it'd be possible to update mediawiki with the powers at our disposal? That might be a good way to test our limits, giving this place a fresh coat of paint. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:51, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:In what way? We can find out, I guess! {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:54, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::Compare Wikipedia to us - Wikipedia is updated to the most recent Mediawiki(1.21), with a new layout and a few changes to UI, and we're still here at 1.14. If we could find a way to upgrade mediawiki to the most recent version that doesn't involve bothering Super Sam all hours of the day, that'd be golden. An updated look that resembles some of the other mediawiki sites sounds like a good idea to me, at least. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:02, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::i don't believe we can
:::sam would have to update it from his computer where the server is
:::we do not have access to that computer/server, only this wiki itself and what the current mediawiki gives us
:::therefore, we must harass sam {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:04, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::Dash it all. I don't want to harass Super Sam just to get some paint. I'd rather we go to Home Depot and get the paint so our glorious leader doesn't have to. Also I'm going to guest-lurk the WUW Forum simply 'cause. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:06, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::This paint would be super nifty though. We could still look for server hosting just incase if we'd like to make our own though. {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:08, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::I really don't like Donkey Kong Country due to its hitbox, but seeing people race it is amusing. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:11, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::noxi
:::::::what are you smoking
:::::::and why aren't you sharing {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:12, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::I'm not smoking anything. Again, I am rambunctious and opinionated. And watching people from SomethingAwful race a mediocre game whose hit detection is so off it makes a few racers ragequit at the sight of levels that should be easy but aren't. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:13, 29 August 2013 (UTC)
[[Special:AllMessages]]

this right here

holy grail of all commands

basically grants us access to the text of all the gui, allows us to customize every little aspect of mediawiki that is encoded into the wiki itself

or something iunno man

it's just cool {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:30, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

== isn't there a way to get us banned in China ==

that'd solve the problem methinks {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:36, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:let me try {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:38, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::CAPITALISM SUCKS
::LET'S BOMB THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT
::AND NOT BUY THEIR CRAPPY PRODUCTS
::ALSO THE GOVERNOR OF CHINA, KIM JONG-IL, IS A FUCKFACE
::I FAILED GEOGRAPHY AND WORLD CULTURE AND ECONOMICS {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:41, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::Isn't there a better way to alienate a nation without coming off as excessively bigoted? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:46, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::I mean

::::if we wanna go down without a bang sure {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:48, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::it's hardly bigoted tho, it's critical of china's shitty-ass government :/ {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:49, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::the actual problem is the shitty-ass spambots doe {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:50, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::::I had an idea to remake the dinner-and-a-date episode from Old Wikihood. The date part would involve a trip to the zoo, to look at pandas, going horribly wrong. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 05:52, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::::i don't think china would be offended by dead pandas as much as they would be offended by FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET, FREE TIBET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:53, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

== three step plan ==

#find a way to recruit people to join us and stuff
#???
#profit
#learn to count {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:51, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:If we actually wanted people to join we'd need to find a way to cut the crap from the fur of anonymous users {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:52, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::i have no ieda what you just said please speak murican {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:54, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::fucking

:::we can't do it with a ban on account creation and the fact that we're pursued till death by these spambots isn't going to help in any way {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:56, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::My idea:
*We find writing communities, preferably laid-back ones, to advertise
*We get an official WUW-staff email, which people can mail their account registration and we set up the account (IMPORTANT PART)
*We remove some of the older, non-active moderators because screw those guys
*We clean up some of the GUI and ETC
*We clean up some of the..unsightly stuff. Like, to the quality of my old work type.
*We become cool. Probably the hardest part {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 05:58, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::Well we'd need to be able to really sell the idea of coming here because nobody seems to want an account as-is {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:03, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::does anyone even know how to sign up here
:::and even if they did
:::telling them to join some random forum they'll never use and then make a message pretty much would destroy their interest {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:04, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::I don't think so, anybody who cares enough to want to make an account would probably do it because they felt some sort of unbelievable need to fill some sort of void in their life with this website {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:06, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::Well, our main source of new users came directly from the HRFWiki, and with IDC shutting it down, he's basically also shut down our biggest route of access to the rest of the internet. Basically, it's his fault. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:09, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::::The reason being that the majority of the userbase were the people who migrated over because the wiki nixxed the Wiki User aspect of Homestar Runner. Even so, I'd disagree, in that the new user traffic(the ever-controversial fourth gen) came in the form of people who joined this site first, either through just finding it, or during the purge - either way, the fact that we're a separate entity technically shouldn't be holding us back, it's that we're stranded in the middle of the internet with little way to communicate to potential users and in need of a facelift, both internally and externally. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 06:13, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

Someone get 4chan on this. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:14, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

okay so

I think the only solution is a new wiki

once which we could edit and update quickly without having to rely on Super Sam

the only issues are finding someone who knows how to use mediawiki and can get all of our plugins

and someone who can host a server

i mean i could ask dagoth if we could use the wiki he set up for me but

iunno {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:16, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:yeah i'd rather not use a wiki that's owned by a neo-nazi thanks {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:17, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::then what is our next alternative {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:18, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::idk just anything that isn't associated with white supremacism that's all {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:19, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
::::does anyone else
::::have a server we could use {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:20, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
:::::meh it's hopeless anyways i'm going to bed. hopefully some sort of angel comes into my dreams and gives me ideas {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 06:45, 31 August 2013 (UTC)

== why do we have to unban people twice to get it to work ==

i mean how dare you make my random permabannings of people more inconvinient {{User:StroHersh/sig}}
:because ip addresses are included with blocking account creating as well you dog shit motherfucker {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:17, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

== Help help! ==

I suddenly am forbidden from editing my own user page! I don't know why! {{User:Remolay/sig}} 00:24, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:it's because you changed the rules
:YOU DOOMED US ALL {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 00:25, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

is this happening?

http://i.imgur.com/6BBjiqV.png

{{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

Yes, And I want to put something before the first section! This isn't working for at all!
:you said something naughty in the past that triggered the spam filter {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:29, 6 September 2013 (UTC)

::Help me! I wish to make a page on my user page call page 3, so I can say something about how I would never actually pot topless women here! {{User:Remolay/sig}} 00:34, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:::did someone say topless women
:::http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hsD9knu2xPk/S8YwgvAuLiI/AAAAAAAAAE0/g5TqtwPxZvk/s1600/OliviaWildeMaximMagazineJuly2009503aatn.jpg {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 00:36, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
::::It's the word "p0ker" {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:38, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:::::Lex, I know that's bullshit. What in fucks name is going on here {{User:Remolay/sig}} 00:53, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
::::: Okay, maybe it's not. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT! IT'S THE NAME OF A THING I MADE!
::::::p0ker is a loved subject of spambots {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:41, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
== IRC CHANNEL ==

Should I make one? We need something to live chat ideas instead of waiting for Wiki delay.

I could make one, but it depends on what network we want.

There's always old Freenode

but there's also one called Rizon where we get bots

Whatever you guys want tho {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 03:37, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:I have taken the liberty of making us a new, non-choom infested forum.
:DON'T THANK ME
:MY WORK IS NOT DONE {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 04:02, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
::this is what skype is for silly {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:26, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:::thing is though, a lot of basic hos are still against using skype and shit {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:41, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
::::then they're ign'a'ant mothafuckas {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:47, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
:::::then what the fuck is your skypes motherfuckers
:::::i think that's the main problem {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:07, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
::::::it's on our pages yo {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:08, 6 September 2013 (UTC)
idk man i'm still gonna use the chooms plus eric forum {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

== wowza guys the gangs all here!!! ==

{{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

*why dont you like my email melondemon43 :( {{User:Shadow Scythe/sig}} 04:57, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
**
***
****
*****
****
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*Don't
{{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:why are you all still here; why are you guys still making wikihood; why haven't you gotten any better; why are you still usin' it to take potshots at the choom gang ("'''NOXIGAR:''' Stephanie Young and I agreed to go on an ice cream social some few weeks ago. So I meet her by this snooty Choom Cafe that's near her workplace, hiding in a cardboard box until it was time.") {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 04:59, 24 October 2013 (UTC)

WUW:Fanstuff of the Fortnight/Nominations

2013-10-24T04:49:47Z

Chwoka: /* oddish emails/6 */

wikihood

that shit is good {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 21:12, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:Well, yes, but it's also for the most part only begun to get to overdrive thanks to my Goofy Time wild-wrench program. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 21:14, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

RemolayRemadin Project: Now What

It is the greetest {{User:Remolay/sig}} 23:16, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

BEN AND ALEX

THAT SHIT IS FANTASTIC {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 22:42, 15 September 2013 (UTC)

== [[oddish emails/6]] ==
{{FotF Nomination|oddish emails/6|Shadow Scythe|Shadow Scythe|04:37, 24 October 2013 (UTC)|virus also time travel
|accepts=
*truly the doggie emails of this generation. 4/10 {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 04:47, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
# i think i still remember how wikis work 04:49, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
# nope {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 04:49, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
|declines=
*WOW!!! Even worse than ''GAME 1''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

|comments=
*why dont you like my email melondemon43 :( {{User:Shadow Scythe/sig}} 04:41, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
**WOW!!! Even worse than ''GAME 1''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
***why dont you like my email melondemon43 :( {{User:Shadow Scythe/sig}} 04:45, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
****WOW!!! Even worse than ''GAME 1''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
}}

WUW:Fanstuff of the Fortnight/Nominations

2013-10-24T04:49:34Z

Chwoka:

wikihood

that shit is good {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 21:12, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
:Well, yes, but it's also for the most part only begun to get to overdrive thanks to my Goofy Time wild-wrench program. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 21:14, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

RemolayRemadin Project: Now What

It is the greetest {{User:Remolay/sig}} 23:16, 4 September 2013 (UTC)

BEN AND ALEX

THAT SHIT IS FANTASTIC {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 22:42, 15 September 2013 (UTC)

== [[oddish emails/6]] ==
{{FotF Nomination|oddish emails/6|Shadow Scythe|Shadow Scythe|04:37, 24 October 2013 (UTC)|virus also time travel
|accepts=
*truly the doggie emails of this generation. 4/10 {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 04:47, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
# i think i still remember how wikis work 04:49, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
|declines=
*WOW!!! Even worse than ''GAME 1''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

|comments=
*why dont you like my email melondemon43 :( {{User:Shadow Scythe/sig}} 04:41, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
**WOW!!! Even worse than ''GAME 1''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
***why dont you like my email melondemon43 :( {{User:Shadow Scythe/sig}} 04:45, 24 October 2013 (UTC)
****WOW!!! Even worse than ''GAME 1''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
}}

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Template:Main Page/Intro Message

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<div align=center>'''Wiki wiki users''', stories, games, and {{NUMBEROFUSERS}} [[Special:Listusers|members]] of the community of wiki-based collection of other novels Welcome! {{NUMBEROFEDITS}}
[[Special:Statistics|over]] the {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} [[Special:Allpages|to]] the current page for editing.</div>

User talk:Skub

2012-06-24T15:59:30Z

Chwoka: /* oops i forgot to come back and see this stuff */ rusty

hey when's the next zippy email comeing out -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== DON'T WORRY MAN I FEEL THE EXACT SAME ABOUT MYSELF AS WELL ==

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 13:25, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

== If it helps!!! ==

I kept the Mook Cameo in Mega Man EN which still isn't out or done yet but is being reworked! =3

(This is Mister Identity Crisis who thought all that name changing bullshit was stupid so he changed it to one name he's going to stick with ){{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 13:54, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

This is Mr. horrid writer, who's written so many bad fanstuffs, he's legitimately considered beating his computer with a candelabra multiple times. {{User:Miss Peach/sig}}

and like that, all of us just changed his talk page into a massive circlejerk. oops {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:06, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

I always pretty bad too

but in three years I'll look back at what i've done and think the same

the circle of life {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== How much does a polar bear weigh? ==

Enough to physically speed up global warming, the fatass republican bear ''bastards''

How you doing bro {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:37, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

== oops i forgot to come back and see this stuff ==

GLAD YOU'RE ALL DOING OKAY EVERYBODY

i dunno just wanna pop by and check things out is all {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}}
:skub you shouldn't generalize like that

:remember, "everybody" includes "bellstrom" {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 00:13, 18 June 2012 (UTC)
::oh i didn't know you were still around here too ahh {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 00:44, 18 June 2012 (UTC)
:::from what i've observed, most of the community is still around here, but due to the low amount of activity lately, aren't actually motivated enough to do anything, despite the fact that we all happen to be lurking here most of the time {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:01, 18 June 2012 (UTC)
::::That's because I finally learned no one else here shares my enthusiasm for murder, so I write my mysteries on another site. All I've pretty much done in the last few months is make a new personal monobook. {{User:Miss Peach/sig}}
:::::i'd love to murder you {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 15:59, 24 June 2012 (UTC)
:man remember the hey-day of this place

:the time of its prime

:those were some days {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 01:19, 18 June 2012 (UTC)

User talk:Skub

2012-06-24T15:59:00Z

Chwoka: /* oops i forgot to come back and see this stuff */

hey when's the next zippy email comeing out -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== DON'T WORRY MAN I FEEL THE EXACT SAME ABOUT MYSELF AS WELL ==

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 13:25, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

== If it helps!!! ==

I kept the Mook Cameo in Mega Man EN which still isn't out or done yet but is being reworked! =3

(This is Mister Identity Crisis who thought all that name changing bullshit was stupid so he changed it to one name he's going to stick with ){{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 13:54, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

This is Mr. horrid writer, who's written so many bad fanstuffs, he's legitimately considered beating his computer with a candelabra multiple times. {{User:Miss Peach/sig}}

and like that, all of us just changed his talk page into a massive circlejerk. oops {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:06, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

I always pretty bad too

but in three years I'll look back at what i've done and think the same

the circle of life {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== How much does a polar bear weigh? ==

Enough to physically speed up global warming, the fatass republican bear ''bastards''

How you doing bro {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:37, 14 June 2012 (UTC)

== oops i forgot to come back and see this stuff ==

GLAD YOU'RE ALL DOING OKAY EVERYBODY

i dunno just wanna pop by and check things out is all {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}}
:skub you shouldn't generalize like that

:remember, "everybody" includes "bellstrom" {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 00:13, 18 June 2012 (UTC)
::oh i didn't know you were still around here too ahh {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 00:44, 18 June 2012 (UTC)
:::from what i've observed, most of the community is still around here, but due to the low amount of activity lately, aren't actually motivated enough to do anything, despite the fact that we all happen to be lurking here most of the time {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:01, 18 June 2012 (UTC)
::::That's because I finally learned no one else here shares my enthusiasm for murder, so I write my mysteries on another site. All I've pretty much done in the last few months is make a new personal monobook. {{User:Miss Peach/sig}}
:::::i'd love to murder you 15:59, 24 June 2012 (UTC)
:man remember the hey-day of this place

:the time of its prime

:those were some days {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 01:19, 18 June 2012 (UTC)

CRITICAL ANALYSIS

2012-06-10T21:28:22Z

Chwoka:

Hello and welcome to

CRITICAL ANALYSIS

where I talk about why things* are dumb.

== Analysis's ==
*[[CRITICAL ANALYSIS/1|POKÉMON BLACK AND WHITE]]
*[[CRITICAL ANALYSIS/2|PROTOTYPE]]

<nowiki>*</nowiki> nerd things

WUW:Getting Started

2012-05-31T23:16:17Z

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So you desire to be a part of the Wiki User Wiki, but don't know where to start? It's alright, we've all been down that road. Here's a handy guide to making your start.

==What do we accept?==

We'll accept just about anyone, artists, musicians, game designers, writers, this is merely a social wiki with some opportunities to make your own stuff.

==Why do I have to register on the forum?==

We had a massive spambot attack one year, where a bunch of new accounts popped up, only to be vandals and trolls. For security purposes, we disabled any users who aren't logged in from editing and making new accounts. Only registered forum users who post a thread requesting a new account will eventually become approved by [[User:Super Sam|Super Sam]] and he will make a new account for you.

==Do I have to continue using the forum?==

Nope! You can leave your forum account to die if you'd like.

=="Dirty thirdies?" What?==

Oh, that's old lingo from about 2007-2009. it is now hip and retro so call everyone a dirty thirdie, dont worry i saw it on hipster runoff so its cool

==So "Wiki User Wiki?" Does that mean it has to be about the users?==

Originally, yes, but under new management, you're free to write what you like. Just keep it tasteful, and make sure you follow the [[WUW:Wiki_Guidelines|rules.]]

==I don't like my username! What do I do?==

Ask a [http://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&username=&group=moderator&limit=50 moderator] to change it. Not many of the moderators are active, so check [[Special:RecentChanges|recent changes]] for a good idea on who is currently active. Just don't change your name too much, [[User:Lucian Summers|I've]] been down that road long enough...

==I don't like this old page. Can I delete it?==

Type:

<pre>
{{Delete|your reason}}</pre>

At the top of your desired page, and a moderator will come delete it for you. There's also an option for people to un-delete, in case you change your mind.

==Why are there so many references to communism?==

It's an old joke. Don't worry about it.

==So where do I go from here?==

Why not get started by editing your user page? Tell us about yourself, post what you'd like to write, etc. Then, once you learn the ropes, go out and contribute! We've been through a lot, and there's a lot of aged, old fanstuff lurking about. However, it'll help to get this Wiki back on its feet by contributing new things.

Or, while you're at it, you can check out some of our current stuff!

*[[Zarel Emails]] - Set in the universe of Homestar Runner, a character named Zarel checks his emails and answers your questions! We spawned from a Homestar fansite, so email shows were pretty popular here. Written by [[User:Lucian Summers|Lucian Summers]]
*[[Cosmic Irrationality]] - Aboard the LeviathanX, a crew of misfits journey across the galaxy! This is a group story, so feel free to add to it! - managed by [[User:Lex|Lex]]
*[[L&K's 2012 Beach Resort]] - A re-boot of an old interactive roleplay, relax at a beach resort with other characters! Managed by [[User:Lucian Summers|Lucian Summers]] and [[User:Kirbychu HR'D]]
*[[The World's Greatest]] oh just miss out the FUCKING KOALA why don't you? The most frequently updated thing here, probably the dumbest as well. bizarre, stupid, dumb, but I love it anyway. Made by [[User:Strong Intelligent|this 'un]]

WUW talk:Getting Started

2012-05-29T03:40:21Z

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chooms underrep'd. we may not be here any more but our presence should loom large. 50 mile shadow 4 lyfe.

fuckin' dirty thirdies. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 03:40, 29 May 2012 (UTC)

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Miss me, WUW? I missed you. <3 ~ Lexxyroth 
I didn't. >:( ~ Jay See Em 
GET OUTTA MY CONDO ~ Chaos 
Don't worry, I still love you. ~ Remolay 
Whatta story, Remolay. ~ Chaos, again 
The grown ups are gone. ;) PILLOWFIGHT. ~ Lexxyrexxyroth 
Why are we doing this? ~ Remorayu 
Goddamn it what is with all of you. - Strong Intelligent.

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Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/1-Up Emails/tampo2

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'''1-UP EMAIL 57!'''

1-Up is emailed about Tampo and gets mad.

'''Cast (in order of appereance):''' 1-Up, Stinkoman, Tampo, Stlunko, Boy, Brody

== Transcript ==

''{Cuts to 1-Up and Homestar Runner at a shop}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "MONEY IN THE BAG—MONEY IN THE BAG"</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll go buy some food with the money we have left. You can go and check your emails on one of the shop computers.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' because the employees are cool with that</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' It's okay. I brought the broken Lappy and I reproggrammed it's batteries to last forever.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "I learned how at the Mary Sue Academy."</blockquote>

''{1-Up puts the broken Lappy on a desk and sits down}''

'''1-UP:''' I'm checking email with the best computer. My old Lappy and Strong Bad's New... Broken... Computer.

<pre>
Tampos betteer than you!!!
</pre>

'''1-UP:''' ''{typing}'' Better is spelled with only one E.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...no it isn't</blockquote>

Not three. By the way, Tampo does not rule. Tampo is the same coolness level as me. In fact, If it weren't for me, Tampo wouldn't even exist.

''{Cuts to a Flashback of 1-Up and Stinkoman fighting Tampo and Stlunko}''

'''1-UP:''' Stinkoman! Aim for the red orb in the middle of the brain, I'll take care of the robot with the big fists.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Sure thing, Kidstar! Ha! Ha! Ha!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Ha!</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Stop calling me Kidstar! My Mummy called me Kidstar when I was a baby.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' then he got sold to the british museum :(</blockquote>

But, My real name is 1-Up. Daddy said s-

'''STINKOMAN:''' Look Out! ''{jumps out of the way}''

''{Tampo floats in ands hits a boulder off a cliff, causing it to sqaush 1-Up}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{jumps over to the boulder and picks it up}'' Hey, Kidstar! Aaaaaaaaaaare you okaaaaaay?!

'''1-UP:''' Who are you? Who am I? Am I Kidstar? I am Kidstar! And you must be... umm...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' bond</blockquote>

''{A boy walks past and looks at them both}''

'''BOY:''' Hey, Look! It's the Guy!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' OH MY GOD GUYS IT'S THE GUY '''SKUB:''' OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD</blockquote>

'''STINKOMAN:''' Thank you, Thank you.

'''1-UP:''' Oh! So, You're the guy! Aww... I want to be the guy too!

'''STINKOMAN:''' I'm Stinkoman! ''{walks off, mumbling}'' Idiot...

''{1-Up stands up and looks around}''

'''1-UP:''' Where am I? I seem to be... in a place where the buildings and bushes are round.

''{Stlunko uses he's fists to hit 1-Up}''

'''1-UP:''' Ouch! Ow! Oof!

''{Tampo starts charging up a beam of laser.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' look out, he's got a beam of laser</blockquote>

''Suddenly, A Mysterious Dark Person shoots a weird black glowing plasma blast at Tampo. 1-Up jumps in the way and gets hit}''

'''1-UP:''' Ouch! That hurt!

'''TAMPO:''' What did you say?!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' he said "Ouch! That hurt!"</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' I said "Ouch! That hurt!"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' yeah okay that</blockquote>

'''STLUNKO:''' He saved your life. We shall spare this one and go after Stinkoman tommorow. When we get home, I shall translate what he said.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...but...you speak english</blockquote>

''{Cuts back to 1-Up at the broken Lappy}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{typing}'' So, You see? You shouldn't be saying stuff like that, Tampo owes he's life to me. I wonder what the blast did. I was speaking English. But, Everyone else thought I was speaking an evil Language that hasn't been used for 20,00X years.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...''what''</blockquote>

Whew. I'm bored. Maybe, I should check another couple of emails.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' NO</blockquote>

<pre>
LOL! Tampo Roxxorz!
</pre>

'''1-UP:''' ''{typing}'' Are you another Tampo Fan? Jeez. I'm going to have to do another flashback, aren't I? Huh? Huh? Answer me! Oh, wait. Computer can't talk back at you.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' you're a particularly bright one, aren't you</blockquote>

Oh, well. Next email.

<pre>
TAMPO!!!
</pre>

'''1-UP:''' Oh. Hi, Tampo. You signed your email. But, You forgot to ask a question or make a comment. You also forgot to say hello. Next email.

''{Cuts to Tampo, Brody and Stlunko watching the email on the SuperCom in the Lunar Warehouse}''

<pre>
Tampo Rulez!!!!!
</pre>

'''1-UP:''' ''{typing}'' Tampo does not rule. Okay. I answered all the emails. Bye.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' bye</blockquote>

''{On the 1-Up Email on the SuperCom, The Paper comes down}''

'''TAMPO:''' Diddn't we send that email to make sure he was still our minion. What happened to that?

'''STLUNKO:''' He answered that in 1-Up Email 50. I have detected that 1-Up is currently leaving the shop he is in and heading our way and to the Graveyard that is across the road.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' that's weird because all i detect is shoddy writing</blockquote>

'''BRODY:''' Is there any possibility that we could get rid of him.

'''TAMPO:''' Yeah, If you guys helped me. But, I made a deal with 1-Up that I'd help him.

'''STLUNKO:''' When did you make that deal?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''you were just watching the email where he friggin explains it''</blockquote>

'''TAMPO:''' hen I was fighting him before. But, I wasn't really thinking properly when I made that deal with 1-Up.

'''BRODY:''' It doresn't seem like you were thinking at all.

'''STLUNKO:''' Maybe, We could get revenge on 1-Up.

'''TAMPO:''' Yeah. But, The history books say that the chosen one would have the power to destroy everyone with he's wand.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' why would a ''history'' book say that</blockquote>

'''BRODY:''' Stlunko, Do you detect any Magic Type Objects near the duo of Homestar Runner and 1-Up?

'''STLUNKO:''' No. But, By analysing their brain data, I have detected that they are after some kind of wand. I have also detected that this wand controls the power of the Dark Elf.

'''TAMPO:''' Do you think there is any way we can beat 1-Up and Homestar Runner to the Graveyard?

'''STLUNKO:''' Negative. This Unkown Firewall is stopping me from detecting anyone inside the graveyard or even near the graveyard.

'''BRODY:''' So, When you lose 1-Up and Homestar Runner's detection, then you will know that they are in the Graveyard.

'''TAMPO:''' No. 1-Up and Homestar Runner's detection is gone. But, They were nowhere near the forcefield when they dissapeared.

'''STLUNKO:''' Forcefield?!

'''TAMPO:''' That's my way of saying firewall.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' this writing is lackluster at best</blockquote>

'''BRODY:''' But, Not only is it a forcefield. It is actualy literally a firewall.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' so it's literally a ''wall of fire''</blockquote>

It burns with black darkness.

'''STLUNKO:''' We better not go near it.

'''TAMPO:''' Why?

'''STLUNKO:''' Remember what happened last time we handled with Black Fire.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' hey guys remember the last time we handled with improper grammar?</blockquote>

'''BRODY:''' It's called Dark Fire.

'''STLUNKO:''' Whatever, Whatever. The oint is, The last time we handled something like the Dark Elve's Power, We were destroyed.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' he makes a good oint</blockquote>

'''BRODY:''' But, He isn't using the Dark elve's Power.

'''TAMPO:''' That might be true. But, This guy is using some kind of power that has Darkness and the abilaty to control the dead. This is a different kind of Darkness. It controls Zombies, Vampires, Monsters, Witches and any other types of scary stuff.

'''STLUNKO:''' Including Aliens?

'''TAMPO:''' Yes.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' but only the scary ones</blockquote>

Why?

'''STLUNKO:''' Well, Remember Nebulon?

'''BRODY:''' He could be controled. But, Nobody would like to control NEB-1 because of the fact that he's style and power is low.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' nebulon needs to get his swag on, son</blockquote>

He was defeated by 1-Up.

'''TAMPO:''' You must remember that 1-Up is the chosen one.

'''BRODY:''' 1-Up is the chosen one?! You never told us that!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "Oh, I forgot to mention it. Yeah, he's the savior of the world or whatever."</blockquote>

with this information, we could find a way to get the wand.

'''STLUNKO:''' I get what your saying. We let 1-Up and Homestar Runner get Marzichan's Dark and Powerful Wand so we can fight him when he comes back and then take control over the Dark Elf.

'''BRODY:''' That wasn't my plan. But, I like your idea better.

'''TAMPO:''' So, It is settled. Well, Let's go do stuff.

''{The Paper comes down}''

'''STLUNKO:''' That is not our paper. I have detected that the 1-Up Email Paper is in thew Lunar Warehouse.

'''TAMPO:''' Who cares. We'd have to keep talking if the 1-Up Email diddn't end.

'''BRODY:''' Good point.

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on one of Stlunko's Fists to see Strong bad and the Cheat watching Caleb Rentpayer.

=== Transcript ===

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Are you becoming a 20X6 Superman?

'''(20X6) CALEB RENTPAYER:''' ''{In a cool 20X6 voice}'' I sure aaaaaaaaaaam!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' that was the most unfunny thing i've ever seen and my school's talent show has ''impressionists''</blockquote>

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Chwoka:

"NOXIGAR: This... does not matter as far as their "social standing" with the rest of the world is concerned." yes it does {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 05:15, 7 February 2011 (UTC)

so you realize that you are supposed to hate these people right {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 00:30, 18 November 2011 (UTC)

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Chwoka: /* TranscriptActual Script */

== Summary ==

Chwoka, now blinded, is revealed to be able to hear race. He is admonished by the rest of the group until he saves their lives with his racist superpower. Meanwhile, Bluebry and Nachoman win a free cruise to Glorious Iceland.

== Transcript ==

ACT I

''{FADE IN: The kitchen, morning. The kitchen is completely devoid of appliances and dishes, even sinks, save for a jug of dishwashing liquid helpfully labelled "DISHWASHING LIQUID" in big black letters.''

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{Off Screen}'' I dare you.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{O.S}'' I double dare you.

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{O.S}'' There's a 5 dollar bill with Abraham Lincoln's name on it if you do it.

''{Chwoka runs on screen and straight-up downs that dishwashing liquid.}''

''{Cut to stock footage of ambulances. Superimposed text: "BUTTS GALORE"}''

''{Cut to the apartment lobby. Bluebry and Nachoman are at the communal mailboxes.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Let's open our mail.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Yes, let's.

''{Bluebry and NachoMan accidentally go for the same mailbox at the same time and end up holding hands. They blush and begin stammering, and frantically attempt to break it off, each others' frantic efforts countering each other. Eventually NachoMan grabs the only letter in the mailbox. It is entirely unlabeled and he doesn't even look at it.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh look it's a letter from the President

''{Bluebry grabs the letter and opens it.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{reading aloud}'' "Dear my fellow Americans, you have been specifically selected by me, the President, because my out of control government spending is giving you a free trip to Iceland to stimulate the American trans-Atlantic flying industry or something. Hugs and Kisses, Obama."

''{Bluebry tosses the letter over his shoulder and just after it leaves frame, it disappears or burns or explodes or something and the dark smoke trail wafts in gradually.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I have always wanted to go to Iceland.

'''BLUEBRY:''' It could be a nice honeymoon.

''{Pause.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Not with you I mean. I mean with my life partner. For life.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Life partners are for life.

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{gradually speaking more and more to the camera, but not entirely}'' Yes, a life partner, a white picket fence, and 2.5 children growing up in a safe suburban neighborhood.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{now entirely to the camera}'' Preserve the sanctity of life partners.

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{now entirely to the camera}'' Proposition 8.

''{Cut: The hospital. Chwoka is bedridden, his head covered entirely by bandages. Skub is kneeling by his bedside.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''{despondent}'' Why'd you do it? Why would you do this?

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{as if on death's door}'' It's... all about the Benjamins. I just want you to know... you were always the fat one to me...

'''SKUB:''' What does that even mean? DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!

''{Skub starts pounding on Chwoka's chest, thrice, each one letting out a louder "oof" from Chwoka. Chwoka stops Skub.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''{choking back tears}'' You were always the stupid loser...

''{The doctor, DOCTOR AMAZING, walks in.}''

'''SKUB:''' What's the prognostocist, doc? Is he going to be alright?

'''DOCTOR AMAZING:''' Your friend here is going to be fine. There's no need to be worried.

'''SKUB:''' How did you do it, doc?

'''DOCTOR AMAZING:''' The healing power of laughter!

''{The joke does not land.}''

'''DOCTOR AMAZING:''' Not really. That was a joke. We just pumped his stomach.

'''SKUB:''' Will he be fine?

'''DOCTOR AMAZING:''' I just -- I just SAID that! Look, he's gonna be blind for a little bit, but that's it.

'''SKUB:''' But will he be... alright?

'''DOCTOR AMAZING:'''

That's it. Doctor Amazing ''out.''

''{Doctor Amazing'' out.''}''

'''SKUB:''' Is he going to DIE?!

''{Cut: Car. Skub is driving Chwoka from the hospital. The car is old and beat up. Chwoka is wearing bandages on his eyes, and sunglasses over those, and bandages on the sunglasses. Skub is shaking like a big bowl of Jello with rage.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{singing}'' I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can

'''SKUB:''' Shut UP.

'''CHWOKA:''' BLINDED by the LIGHT! Something something something, like a thing in the night!

'''SKUB:''' Shut ALL of your ups.

'''CHWOKA:''' You're just jealous 'cause I'm blind and you're not.

'''SKUB:''' Why would I be jealous?

'''CHWOKA:''' Blind people get all the ladies.

'''SKUB:''' what WHAT

''{Chwoka puts his hands back behind his head.}''

'''SKUB:''' WHEN DId this happen

'''CHWOKA:''' Man, I know you don't get none, on account of your weight, but I have reason to keep on the latest ladies trends.

'''SKUB:''' No more of this.

''{Skub turns on the radio.}''

'''TIMBUK 3:''' ''{over radio}'' The future's so bright... I gotta wear shades.

'''SKUB:''' god DAMN IT

''{Cut back to the apartment. Brooksie is sitting on the couch watching television. There is not a sandwich on a plate next to him.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Ha ha. Oh, SpongeBob. Will I ever need another television show? I think not.

''{Bluebry and NachoMan enter, joined at the hip.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' We have an announcement to make!

'''BROOKSIE:''' i support your decision 100 percent

'''NACHOMAN:''' oh my GOD is that SPONGEBOB

'''BROOKSIE:''' YES

'''NACHOMAN:''' I MUST WATCH IT

''{NachoMan lunges for the couch and sits down next to Brooksie.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' PEOPLE

'''BROOKSIE:''' ORDER

'''NACHOMAN:''' OUR

'''BLUEBRY:''' gyhjnrid

''{Brooksie and NachoMan get all sad and then turn to Bluebry, still standing near the door.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' NachoMan and I are travelling to GLORIOUS ICELAND.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh, yeah! I nearly forgot! Reruns of old SpongeBob episodes are just so exciting that you can lose yourself in them. Lose yourself...

''{NachoMan drifts off into space.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' I've always wanted to go to Iceland. Their culture is so much more cultured than ours.

'''BROOKSIE:''' What? You guys get to go to ICELAND? I am so insanely jealous right now.

'''NACHOMAN:''' You best step off, Brooksie. You best step off.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Brooksie, you're suffocating me.

'''NACHOMAN:''' It's like you're a gorilla, and also you're sitting on my chest, and Bluebry is the banana in my mouth.

'''BLUEBRY:''' I'm bananas for ''you,'' NachoMan.

''{Skub barges in.}''

'''SKUB:''' Jealous enough for MURDER, Brooksie?!

''{Cue musical sting!}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' ''{contemplative}'' No... never again...

''{Brooksie gets lost in patriotism.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Oh, good timing, Skub! We're just announcing something important.

'''SKUB:''' I'm so happy for you! I always knew it would work out between you two.

'''NACHOMAN:''' We're going to Iceland!

'''SKUB:''' Oh.

''{Back to Brooksie. The background is replaced by an image of a waving American flag and a crying bald eagle in front of it, as Brooksie lifts his chin up and sheds a single tear.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' ''{over-acting}'' I promised, to my homeland, that I would never idly stand by while terrorists compromise my freedoms. I would take action! We here in America enjoy freedoms the likes of no other countries, and there are those who want to take them away. WE CAN NOT LET THEM! And

'''NACHOMAN:''' yeah shut up brooks

'''BROOKSIE:''' ''{deflated}'' Okay...

''{Brooksie takes a bite of the sandwich that wasn't there.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' We left some train tickets on the counter in the kitchen for you guys to pick us up. We leave today!

'''BLUEBRY:''' Ooh, I'm so excited!

''{Bluebry and NachoMan do a girly jump together, but only ironically so they're still cool and get invited to tons of parties. Chwoka gropes his way indoors.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Skub, you were supposed to lead me up the stairs!

'''SKUB:''' What am I, your seeing-eye Wes?

'''CHWOKA:''' I fell down the stairs nine times. It really hurt.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' it keeps happening
'''SKUB:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Stuff it, okay? Nobody wants to hear about your stupid temporary blindness or whatever. WHATEVER.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Wait, what?

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{to Brooksie}'' Yeah, that's probably our fault.

'''BLUEBRY:''' No it wasn't! He made the decision to chug dishwashing liquid on his own, independent of our egging him on. If he's weak-willed, well, pssh, that's his fault, not ours. I mean, he probably would have drunk it anyway. We hold no blame.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh, right, I forgot.

'''BLUEBRY:''' I'm a role model.

''{Bluebry heroically lifts his chin skyward, like Brooksie' earlier digression, only this time instead of an American flag there's a 5 dollar bill with Abraham Lincoln's name on it and instead of a crying bald eagle, there's Atlas.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Capitalism. Bootstraps. Businesses. Welfare queens.

''{NOID, who is black, interrupts Bluebry's digression.}''

'''NOID:''' That is an impressive collection of BULLCRAP you've accumulated there, Bluebry.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Of course, I only meant it, uh, ironically.

'''NOID:''' Irony is the white man's safety net.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Welfare is the black man's.

''{Jesus Christ, I feel awful just typing that. Everybody in the room knows this is the worst possible thing to say and reacts accordingly.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' That was ironic as well.

'''NOID:''' What.

'''BLUEBRY:''' We should get going, right NachoMan?

'''NACHOMAN:''' But SPONGEBOB

'''BLUEBRY:''' The early bird gets the Iceland, as they say in Iceland. Let's go, NachoMan.

'''NACHOMAN:''' But

''{Bluebry leans into NachoMan.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{to NachoMan}'' Before Noid ''lynches'' me.

'''NOID:''' Lynch? Really?!

'''BLUEBRY:''' I was BEING ironic!

''{Bluebry takes NachoMan and runs out of the apartment.}'''

'''NOID:''' Is anybody else here racist? Show of hands.

''{Everybody looks around. Nobody raises their hands.}''

'''NOID:''' Okay, good.

'''CHWOKA:''' I don't see race. Or anything, for that matter!

'''SKUB:''' HAHAHAHA. You're nOT FUNNY.

'''CHWOKA:''' Geez, you quote songs about sunglasses and blindness for 45 minutes straight one time, and suddenly you're not funny any more! You're so fickle, Skub.

''{The Black Neighbor walks up the stairs. The doorbell rings.}''

'''BLACK NEIGHBOR:''' ''{on the other side of the door}'' You left a ''package'' in the communal mailboxes.

''{Sexy music begins playing.}''

'''BLACK NEIGHBOR:''' Here it comes...

''{The Black Neighbor pushes a long, cardboard black tube through the mail slot in the door. The sexy music stops playing.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Wow. What a kindly black man.

'''SKUB:''' Wait, how did you know he was black?

'''CHWOKA:''' Uh, his voice? Duh? Can't everybody?

'''SKUB:''' No!

'''NOID:''' Wow, Chwoka. I can't trust nobody to not be racist, can I?

'''CHWOKA:''' How is that racist?

'''NOID:''' You have carefully calibrated stereotypes about skin colors and their correlation to vocal cords. You don't see how that could be even a little bit racist?

'''CHWOKA:''' Well, I'm always right, aren't I?

'''BROOKSIE:''' Shut up! I'm trying to watch SpongeBob over here. I don't need to hear about racism. In the undersea world of Bikini Bottom, there are no whites or blacks, only pinks and greens.

'''CHWOKA:''' All the major voice actors for SpongeBob SquarePants are white.

END ACT I

ACT II

''{Fade in: Just outside the entryway of an Icelandic Airport. Bluebry and NachoMan, bags in tow, have just left.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' I am just crazy about Iceland.

'''NACHOMAN:''' So am I!

'''BLUEBRY:''' Wow, really?!

'''NACHOMAN:''' Yeah!

'''BLUEBRY:''' What a coincidence!

'''NACHOMAN:''' I know, right?

'''BLUEBRY:''' Wait, whose bags are these?

''{Bluebry and NachoMan drop the bags.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Who needs bags anyway? We're drowning in DOLLA DOLLA BILLS, Y'ALL.

''{NachoMan takes out a LOT of Icelandic money out of the bag he dropped and starts fanning it into the air and letting it drop to the ground. Homeless people and cats swarm around, muttering and grumbling while they pick up the money.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Wow, even the homeless people sound like Bjork here!

'''NACHOMAN:''' I think one of the Icelandic cats peed on my shoe. I'm never washing this shoe again.

'''BLUEBRY:''' I am so insanely jealous right now.

''{Cut: Apartment. It's about the same as when we left it, only without Bluebry or NachoMan. Skub is sitting on the couch, staring at a deactivated television. Chwoka and Brooksie are playing ping-pong and doing terribly. Chwoka is doing better than Brooksie, despite being blind. Noid is doing the dishes.}''

'''SKUB:''' I'm hungry!

'''CHWOKA:''' what else is new you fat piece of ham

'''SKUB:''' It's an eating disorder!

'''BROOKSIE:''' 'Cause there ain't no order to your eating!

'''CHWOKA:''' Ohhhh snap, Brooksie!

''{Chwoka and Brooksie high-five with the paddles. Skub cries tears of sadness and also candied yams.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' You know, I'm hungry too.

'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah, I guess I'm a bit peckish.

'''NOID:''' This plate is TERRIBLE!

''{Noid throws a plate against the wall with all of his force.}''

''{Cut: The Noodle Shack. Skub, Brooksie, Noid, and Chwoka all enter The Noodle Shack (a Chinese restaurant), ringing the bell on the door. Chwoka has a cane now. The glass door shuts in Chwoka's face, but he walks through anyway, breaking all the glass. There's a large sign that says "THE NOODLE SHACK" on the inside. It is a to-go restaurant, with little to no seating room. The kitchen is sealed off besides an empty doorway into it, maybe with a bead curtain.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''{casual}'' So, this is the new Chinese Restaurant you've been talking about, eh, Brooksie?

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{interrogative}'' Yeah, Brooksie?

'''SKUB:''' ''{violent}'' Yeah?!

'''NOID:''' ''{violent, all up in Brooksie's grill}'' Yeah, Bookski, is it?

''{Skub slaps the counter.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Yeah. The Noodle Shack. I hear they have noodles here.

'''SKUB:''' Excellent!

''{<s>CASHIER</s> Noodle Artist 1, who is Chinese, walks out from the kitchen and stands at the service counter. Skub turns to the Noodle Artist and leans over the counter.}''

'''SKUB:''' Eight servings of your finest noodles, my good man!

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{under Noodle Artist 1}'' eight seriously Skub
'''NOODLE ARTIST 1:''' Oh, we don't serve noodles here.

'''SKUB:''' But... the sign...

'''NOODLE ARTIST 1:''' "Noodle" is just Chinese for "Chicken."

'''SKUB:''' Then I guess we'll take the chicken then...

'''NOODLE ARTIST 1:''' 9 servings of Sweet 'n' Sour chicken, coming right up!

'''CHWOKA:''' But we asked for eight!

'''NOODLE ARTIST 1:''' Only serve chicken in multiples of three. Ancient Chinese superstition.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Oh, ha ha. Ethnic. I like it!

'''NOID:''' Brooksie just loves the ethnic ladies.

'''BROOKSIE:''' that's not WHAT I MEANT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

'''NOID:''' Oh, so you don't like the ethnic ladies? Racist. Boom.

'''NOODLE ARTIST 1:''' ''{to kitchen}''10 Sweet 'n' Sour Chickens!

'''NOODLE ARTIST 2:''' ''{white}'' Coming right up, Chief!

''{The Noodle Artist goes back into the kitchen. Brief pause.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Guys.

'''BROOKSIE:''' What?

'''CHWOKA:''' I think that guy -- the cook -- was white. I can hear it in his voice.

'''NOID:''' Oh, for God's sake.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Come on Chwoka. Lay up on the racism already.

'''NOID:''' ''{under Chwoka & his own breath}'' You're one to talk, Brooksie.

'''CHWOKA:''' No, no, I'm serious you guys! Don't order Chinese food prepared by Americans!

'''SKUB:''' Oh, so now you can identify nationality too?

'''BROOKSIE:''' That's like, double-racist.

'''CHWOKA:''' Why do you think they sent the Chinese one out?

'''NOID:''' Coincidence or he's more skilled as a cashier. Not everything has to be determined by race, Chwoka.

'''SKUB:''' Does it even matter if the cook's Chinese or not?

'''BROOKSIE:''' You're just imagining it anyway!

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{over-acting}'' You'll see when the food comes out. You'll see! You'll all see! They laughed at me, said I was mad! But now who's laughing?! Me! The answer is me!

'''SKUB:''' yeah shut up chwoka

''{Cut: The city. Skub, Brooksie, Noid, and Chwoka exit The Noodle Shack and proceed by foot. Chwoka is getting good at this "blind" thing and no longer needs a seeing-eye Wes. Skub and Brooksie are carrying all the food, and there is way more than they ordered. The city is crowded and noisy.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Chwoka, you're like racist Daredevil.

'''CHWOKA:''' Who's Daredevil?

'''BROOKSIE:''' He's a blind superhero.

'''NOID:''' nobody CARES about your nerdy REFERENCES,, '''BROOKSIE:'''.

''{Noid swats all the food out of Brooks' arms.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' ''{crying a little bit}'' He was in movies...

''{A woman [black] screams and throws a television out a window, which nearly lands on our hapless heroes. There is an unintelligible argument between her and a male, her boyfriend [black].}''

'''SKUB:''' Messy break-up.

'''CHWOKA:''' And from the sound of it, they're both black.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Come ON Chwoka!

''{The woman shoves her boyfriend out of the front door and on to the sidewalk. The boyfriend grovels on the stoop.}''

'''BOYFRIEND:''' Baby, baby baby baby please baby please baby please baby baby please, please, PLEASE, baby, baby! Please!

'''CHWOKA:''' See?

'''SKUB:''' Just because you're right doesn't mean you're not racist.

'''CHWOKA:''' It's not racist if you're right 100% of the time.

'''NOID:''' Uh.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Yes it is. Besides, that's, like, only 1 instance of you being proved right.

'''CHWOKA:''' Okay, let's add to that pool.

'''NOID:''' Let's not.

''{Chwoka stops the group.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Listen.

''{That guy who's always on his cell phone [white] walks by.}''

'''GUY WHO'S ALWAYS ON HIS CELL PHONE:''' ''{on cell phone}'' Yeah, it's this new place called The Noodle Shack. Real authentic. I hear they serve noodles there!

'''CHWOKA:''' White, and talking to his white friend.

''{A taxi driver ["Indian" Indian] yells something at somebody.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' That cab driver is Indian.

'''SKUB:''' Not every cab driver is Indian.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Yeah, some are Iranian!

'''NOID:''' Stay out of this, Brooksie. You just make yourself look worse every time you say something.

'''CHWOKA:''' This one is.

''{A gang war erupts in the background!}''

'''GANG MEMBER:''' ''{O.S}'' I'll kill you!

'''OTHER GANG MEMBER:''' ''{O.S}'' Not if I kill you first!

'''CHWOKA:''' Racially motivated, black people versus Mexicans.

'''SKUB:''' Come on, Chwoka, white people can be in a gang too!

'''POLICE OFFICER:''' ''{O.S}'' POLICE! GET DOWN!

'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah. The police is the most dangerous gang of all. Up top, Brooksie!

''{Chwoka goes up top!}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' I am not high-fiving you for that.

''{Chwoka deflates his high-five.}''

'''SKUB:''' I can not believe you just said that.

'''NOID:''' Way to steal somebody else's righteous anger, stripped of context, Chwoka.

''{The off-screen gang war gets really intense, bloody, and violent and dies down quickly, all the extras and our heroes reacting in fright. A few seconds after it ends, everybody goes right back to what they were doing like jiggled Jell-O. The gang walks past one of those fake statue guys [mixed races]. Skub stops them.}''

'''SKUB:''' Oh man I love these things!

'''CHWOKA:''' What are we talking about here?

'''BROOKSIE:''' is it because you're a CHILD Skub. is it.

'''CHWOKA:''' Like, a fortune teller or something?

'''SKUB:''' sssSHUT UP,,; BROOKSIE.,

'''CHWOKA:''' Or like, a claw machine? Really I have no idea what you're talking about here. Blind. No context.

'''NOID:''' Skub you are literally a BIG-SHAPED BABY.

''{Skub drops all of his food and puts some money in the Fake Statue Guy's upturned hat. The gang starts walking.}''

'''FAKE STATUE GUY:''' Thank you.

''{The Fake Statue Guy does the worst robot this side of the Mississippi.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Ohhhhhh, it's a [Whatever the actor's race is] statue guy!

'''SKUB:''' Come on Chwoka !!

'''BROOKSIE:''' that is just annoyingly specific.

'''NOID:''' At this point you're basically gloating about your racism.

'''SKUB:''' Yeah, BAS IC AL LY.

'''CHWOKA:''' But... aren't YOU the real racists?

''{Pause.}''

'''NOID:''' No.

'''CHWOKA:''' Think about it...

'''NOID:''' I am.

'''CHWOKA:''' You're discriminating against my discrimination.

'''NOID:''' That's a terrible argument.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Face it, Chwoka. Even if you're right 100% of the time, you're still racist.

'''CHWOKA:''' Or...

''{The gang stops walking. Brooksie starts throwing the food in his arms at Chwoka, saying "Stop it!" every time he throws one. Soon, Noid and Skub join in, and it turns into a cacophony of "Stop it!"}''

END ACT II

ACT III

''{Cut: An Icelandic tourist center. The tourist center is lined with pictures of the beautiful Icelandic wilderness (basically, just any picture of Iceland at all.) There are a few plaques explaining history on the wall, maybe a diorama if the set is big enough. The tour guide mans/womans the counter, cleaning and such. He/she is clearly very competent at his job. Bluebry and NachoMan enter the tourist center and walk up to the counter.}''

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' Welcome to Iceland! Where are you two from?

'''BLUEBRY:''' Hi, we're from America.

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' And your names?

'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm NachoMan.

'''BLUEBRY:''' And I'm Bluebry.

'''NACHOMAN:''' We'd like to know where the nearest movie store is and then I think we're about done here.

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' Movie... store? Surely you jest! Why Iceland has much more to offer than just movie stores!

'''BLUEBRY:''' No, we just wanna know where the movie store is.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Yeah, we're gonna rent a shitload of cartoons, then stay in our hotel room watching them.

'''TOUR GUIDE:'''Oh! What a waste of a trip to Iceland. Think of all the things you'll be missing out on! Look at the scenery!

''{The Tour Guide gestures to a poster on the wall behind him.}''

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' Wouldn't you like to see that for yourselves? Go hiking, breeeatttthhhheeee in the mountain air?

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{ladling on the sarcasm}'' Oh wow, a poster. I'm soooo impressed.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Yeah, look, we can just look at the poster. I mean -- "ooh, grass," what else is there to see?!

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' But if you pay a visit to Iceland, and do the things that you could've done at home, you've just missed out, my friend!

'''BLUEBRY:''' We are not your friend, alright

'''NACHOMAN:''' Just tell us where the movie store is.

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' I could... direct you to a campsite? Then you could go camping.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Look, don't try to tell us about Iceland. We know Iceland. We've watched countless movies from Iceland.

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' But watching our media exports isn't the same as being there, y'know?

'''NACHOMAN:'''Uh, yeah, it is.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Yeah, what do you know about Iceland?

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' Lifelong resident. Do you guys like fishing? There's great fishing in Iceland.

'''NACHOMAN:''' No! Just tell us where the movies are!

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' You could try going up to one of our mountains and skiing or snowboarding. We're great for winter sports here, and they'll be fun, even if you've never tried them before.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Stop trying to sell us on the same line of bull you try to sell everybody else on, okay?

'''NACHOMAN:''' We are ''savvy consumers'', alright?! You can't pull the wool over our eyes!

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' You could try falling off a cliff. We have beautiful cliffs here in Iceland, great for falling off of. And plentiful, too.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Oh. Oh. Okay, you're gonna be that way now? We gave you a fair chance, and you blew it. You happy now?!

'''NACHOMAN:''' Way to waste our time.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Way, to, waste, our, time.

'''NACHOMAN:''' We'll just check our iPhones instead.

'''BLUEBRY:''' And our iPads.

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DO THAT IN THE... Hhave a nice day.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Thanks.

''{Bluebry and NachoMan leave.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Thanks... for nothing!

'''NACHOMAN:''' Aw snap, you really got him with that one, bro!

''{Bluebry and NachoMan share the sweetest high-five ever recorded. Then they laugh. The Tour Guide resumes his/her duties, now significantly more down-trodden. He/she gets hit with an egg.}''

''{Cut: the subway. Skub, Brooksie, Chwoka, and Noid walk onto the train when the doors open, doing the exact same thing they were doing when we left them. The still somehow haven't ran out of food yet, but they are running low. The train is lively, but not crowded, with white people, because nobody who's not white wants to go to Iceland. They are talking about white people things, like the Gap and Arcade Fire.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' But --

'''SKUB:''' Shut UP.

''{Skub throws some more food.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Just --

'''SKUB:''' Shut ALL of your ups!

''{Skub throws the last of the food. The gang finally finds four seats, right next to each other. The crackly intercom, presumably the driver, switches on.}''

'''CRACKLY INTERCOM:''' Current location: New York City. Next Stop: Iceland.

'''CHWOKA:''' White.

'''NOID:''' raaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

''{Noid gets out of his seat and shakes Chwoka by his shirt while screaming in his face. Chwoka begins to cry, just a little bit. Skub and Brooksie try, without any success, to try and scrape Noid off of Chwoka.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Jesus, Noid, hold up a little!

'''NOID:''' Yo, you try and put a black guy in a gang, but we ain’t gonna let you put a black guy in a gan--

'''SKUB:''' Now you're just quoting Flava Flav! Flava Flav!

'''CHWOKA:''' Black.

''{Noid moves on to choking Chwoka.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''{at Chwoka}'' YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOUR CASE HERE.

''{Brooksie takes out a rag and puts chloroform on it, then puts it on Noid's mouth while Skub holds his head back.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Shh, shh, it's all good now, everything's gonna be alright...

''{Noid falls limp to the floor, but is lowered gently by Brooksie and Skub, because they are responsible friends who don't give other friends concussions. Unlike Noid. Chwoka recovers from his harrowing experience.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''{not sardonic}'' Good night, sweet prince...

''{Skub kisses Noid good night on the forehead.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Should we put him down?

'''SKUB:''' No, no. Not yet.

''{Skub and Brooksie sit back down, leaving Noid on the floor.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' You know, it's really amazing --

'''BROOKSIE:''' Let me guess: how many white people are on this train?

'''CHWOKA:''' No, I was gonna say "that the door hasn't shut yet." Like, seriously, what's the holdup? Besides, there's some black passengers in the next cabin over.

''{Skub and Brooksie get real fidgety all of a sudden.}''

'''SKUB:''' Oh. B-b-black passengers?

'''BROOKSIE:''' You don't say.

'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah, totally.

'''SKUB:''' ...I... think I left my... wallet... at the apartment.

'''BROOKSIE:''' I think I left your wallet at the apartment too.

'''SKUB:''' Yes, we should probably go back to the apartment, and, get, the wallet.

'''BROOKSIE:''' We will probably end up missing the train, though!

'''SKUB:''' Oh. What a shame.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Come on Chwoka, let's go get that wallet!

''{Brooksie drags Chwoka off the train as Skub and he leaves. Noid is left behind.}''

''{Cut: An Icelandic movie store. Bluebry and NachoMan enter through the automatic sliding doors, then stop. Bluebry takes a deep breath in, despite being indoors and all the frest air being outside.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Mmm. Smell that air. You smellin' this air?

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh yeah, you know it.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Hella air.

''{Bluebry and NachoMan just stand there for a moment.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' ...LAST ONE TO THE CARTOON AISLE IS A ROTTEN EGG!

''{NachoMan runs off!}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Oh you are ON i HATE rotted food

''{Bluebry takes off.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm already halfway there! Halfway there! Halfway there! Halfway there!

''{NachoMan beats Bluebry to the cartoon aisle.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Ha ha! Looks like you're a rotten egg. Now nobody will want to eat you.

'''BLUEBRY:''' No fair, you got a head start.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{mocking}'' "No fair, you got a head start!" That's YOU. That is YOU! ...Stop being so childish.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Let's just do what we came here for.

'''NACHOMAN:''' You're just a sore loser.

''{Bluebry selects some DVDs carefully. NachoMan begins taking them two-at-a-time. Escalation ensues. Bluebry begins shovelling DVDs of cartoons into his arms indiscriminately. NachoMan follows suit. Soon they are tearing through the aisles, knocking DVDs off shelves and dropping them left and right. When they get to the finish line -- the movie checkout counter -- they drop all the DVDs and they cascade off the counter onto the floor.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Okkur langar til að kaupa allar þessar kvikmyndir. [We want to buy all these movies.]

''{The movie checkout guy begins picking movies off the floor and scanning them one by one, delicately and slowly.}''

'''MOVIE CHECKOUT GUY:''' Just like you Americans not to use a shopping cart.

'''NACHOMAN:''' How did you know?!

''{Bluebry puts a finger over NachoMan's mouth.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Icelandic folk are magic, NachoMan. Magic.

''{Cut: Later, outside the movie store. Bluebry and NachoMan exit the movie store, many plastic bags in tow.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' I can't believe we spent all of our money on movies!

'''NACHOMAN:''' But look at the payload!

''{NachoMan lifts up his bags and they all break.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Ah well, I didn't care about those ones anyway.

'''BLUEBRY:''' So worth it.

''{SMASH CUT: ICELANDIC MOTEL LOBBY, THAT NIGHT}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' what do you mean we have to pay money to sleep in your motel room

''{Cut: The apartment, next morning. Skub and Brooksie are playing ping-pong against the wall while sitting side-by-side on the couch. Chwoka is in the kitchen, still blind, and spilling coffee all over himself in the attempt to drink it throughout the scene. The doorbell rings!

'''BLACK NEIGHBOR:''' ''{on the other side of the door}'' You left a ''newspaper'' in the communal mailboxes.

''{Sexy music begins playing.}''

'''BLACK NEIGHBOR:''' Here it comes...

''{The Black Neighbor pushes a newspaper, unrolled, through the mail slot in the door. The sexy music stops playing. Skub gets up and picks up the newspaper.}''

'''SKUB:''' Hey, he already read this!

'''BROOKSIE:''' Typical.

''{Pause.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Of black people, I mean.

'''CHWOKA:''' Actually, I think my vision's coming back!

'''SKUB:''' Oh ''do you''

'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah!!! Let me have that newspaper!

'''SKUB:''' Catch!

''{Skub throws the newspaper like a shotput (after spinning around a few times) and it hits Chwoka in the face.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Dude. I still have the bandages on.

'''SKUB:''' well sorry okay?!?!

'''BROOKSIE:''' You're not really sorry you ''human slug.''

''{Chwoka takes the bandages off of his sunglasses, then takes his sunglasses off, and takes the bandages under those off, revealing another pair of sunglasses, which he takes off and begins to read. Skub and Brooksie have taken the opportunity to centralize in the kitchen and read over Chwoka's shoulder.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{reading, struggling as his vision comes back but I am not about to type that out}'' "TRAIN HIJACKED, DERAILED. EVERYBODY DEAD."

'''SKUB:''' Wow, how wonderful!

''{Pause.}''

'''SKUB:''' I mean, about your vision coming back. Not about the death.

''{Brooksie attempts to casually take the newspaper from Chwoka, but it turns into some sort of bizarre struggle and mumbled argument. Brooksie gains the upper hand.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Hey, it says here that that was OUR train!

'''SKUB:''' Wow, Chwoka! You're totally cleared of charges of racism.

'''CHWOKA:''' The mugshot is of a white guy.

'''SKUB:''' Totally. Cleared.

'''CHWOKA:''' And I don't see how this proves I'm not racist.

'''SKUB:''' Looks like you were right all along, ha ha ha ha ha!

'''BROOKSIE:''' Now, who wants ice cream?

''{Skub and Chwoka get really excited and Brooksie opens the cupboard behind him to reveal it is full of nothing but perfect ice cream cones.}''

END ACT III

TAG

''{Cut: Iceland, night. Bluebry and NachoMan are shivering in the cold Icelandic wilderness, their bags by their sides. They have started a small bonfire of video tapes, and are stoking it with sticks.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' God, I hate the stupid beautiful Icelandic scenery.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ...I think the fire is dying.

''{NachoMan reaches for another movie to burn, but Bluebry grabs his arm and stops him.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' No! That one’s my favorite!

'''NACHOMAN:''' You said that about the last one too!

''{NachoMan breaks free of Bluebry’s grip and throws the movie into the fire. There is a long, tense pause.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Iceland ''sucks.''

END TAG

Talk:RiffText/MFT3K/Zarel Emails

2011-11-13T23:39:51Z

Chwoka:

"They skipped this episode in their riffing! Now I can't riff it."

it just didn't exist when we riffed it {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 22:20, 13 November 2011 (UTC)
:Ah. I had guessed that as a possible option, but decided to go the sarcasm route with that above joke. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 23:17, 13 November 2011 (UTC)
::i'll be level with you here, i actually think you're actually pretty spot-on about how awful the zarel email riffs are, which i did not see before you started pointing it all out. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 23:39, 13 November 2011 (UTC)

Choom Wikihood/3

2011-11-13T23:37:53Z

Chwoka:

== Summary ==

Chwoka, now blinded, is revealed to be able to hear race. He is admonished by the rest of the group until he saves their lives with his racist superpower. Meanwhile, Bluebry and Nachoman win a free cruise to Glorious Iceland.

== <s>Transcript</s>Actual Script ==

ACT I

''{FADE IN: The kitchen, morning. The kitchen is completely devoid of appliances and dishes, even sinks, save for a jug of dishwashing liquid helpfully labelled "DISHWASHING LIQUID" in big black letters.''

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''(Off Screen)'' I dare you.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''(O.S)'' I double dare you.

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''(O.S)'' There's a 5 dollar bill with Abraham Lincoln's name on it if you do it.

''{Chwoka runs on screen and straight-up downs that dishwashing liquid.}''

''{Cut to stock footage of ambulances. Superimposed text: "BUTTS GALORE"}''

''{Cut to the apartment lobby. Bluebry and Nachoman are at the communal mailboxes.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Let's open our mail.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Yes, let's.

''{Bluebry and NachoMan accidentally go for the same mailbox at the same time and end up holding hands. They blush and begin stammering, and frantically attempt to break it off, each others' frantic efforts countering each other. Eventually NachoMan grabs the only letter in the mailbox. It is entirely unlabeled and he doesn't even look at it.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh look it's a letter from the President

''{Bluebry grabs the letter and opens it.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{reading aloud}'' "Dear my fellow Americans, you have been specifically selected by me, the President, because my out of control government spending is giving you a free trip to Iceland to stimulate the American trans-Atlantic flying industry or something. Hugs and Kisses, Obama."

''{Bluebry tosses the letter over his shoulder and just after it leaves frame, it disappears or burns or explodes or something and the dark smoke trail wafts in gradually.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I have always wanted to go to Iceland.

'''BLUEBRY:''' It could be a nice honeymoon.

''{Pause.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Not with you I mean. I mean with my life partner. For life.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Life partners are for life.

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{gradually speaking more and more to the camera, but not entirely}'' Yes, a life partner, a white picket fence, and 2.5 children growing up in a safe suburban neighborhood.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{now entirely to the camera}'' Preserve the sanctity of life partners.

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{now entirely to the camera}'' Proposition 8.

''{Cut: The hospital. Chwoka is bedridden, his head covered entirely by bandages. Skub is kneeling by his bedside.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''{despondent}'' Why'd you do it? Why would you do this?

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{as if on death's door}'' It's... all about the Benjamins. I just want you to know... you were always the fat one to me...

'''SKUB:''' What does that even mean? DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!

''{Skub starts pounding on Chwoka's chest, thrice, each one letting out a louder "oof" from Chwoka. Chwoka stops Skub.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''{choking back tears}'' You were always the stupid loser...

''{The doctor, DOCTOR AMAZING, walks in.}''

'''SKUB:''' What's the prognostocist, doc? Is he going to be alright?

'''DOCTOR AMAZING:''' Your friend here is going to be fine. There's no need to be worried.

'''SKUB:''' How did you do it, doc?

'''DOCTOR AMAZING:''' The healing power of laughter!

''{The joke does not land.}''

'''DOCTOR AMAZING:''' Not really. That was a joke. We just pumped his stomach.

'''SKUB:''' Will he be fine?

'''DOCTOR AMAZING:''' I just -- I just SAID that! Look, he's gonna be blind for a little bit, but that's it.

'''SKUB:''' But will he be... alright?

'''DOCTOR AMAZING:'''

That's it. Doctor Amazing ''out.''

''{Doctor Amazing'' out.''}''

'''SKUB:''' Is he going to DIE?!

''{Cut: Car. Skub is driving Chwoka from the hospital. The car is old and beat up. Chwoka is wearing bandages on his eyes, and sunglasses over those, and bandages on the sunglasses. Skub is shaking like a big bowl of Jello with rage.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{singing}'' I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can

'''SKUB:''' Shut UP.

'''CHWOKA:''' BLINDED by the LIGHT! Something something something, like a thing in the night!

'''SKUB:''' Shut ALL of your ups.

'''CHWOKA:''' You're just jealous 'cause I'm blind and you're not.

'''SKUB:''' Why would I be jealous?

'''CHWOKA:''' Blind people get all the ladies.

'''SKUB:''' what WHAT

''{Chwoka puts his hands back behind his head.}''

'''SKUB:''' WHEN DId this happen

'''CHWOKA:''' Man, I know you don't get none, on account of your weight, but I have reason to keep on the latest ladies trends.

'''SKUB:''' No more of this.

''{Skub turns on the radio.}''

'''TIMBUK 3:''' ''{over radio}'' The future's so bright... I gotta wear shades.

'''SKUB:''' god DAMN IT

''{Cut back to the apartment. Brooksie is sitting on the couch watching television. There is not a sandwich on a plate next to him.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Ha ha. Oh, SpongeBob. Will I ever need another television show? I think not.

''{Bluebry and NachoMan enter, joined at the hip.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' We have an announcement to make!

'''BROOKSIE:''' i support your decision 100 percent

'''NACHOMAN:''' oh my GOD is that SPONGEBOB

'''BROOKSIE:''' YES

'''NACHOMAN:''' I MUST WATCH IT

''{NachoMan lunges for the couch and sits down next to Brooksie.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' PEOPLE

'''BROOKSIE:''' ORDER

'''NACHOMAN:''' OUR

'''BLUEBRY:''' gyhjnrid

''{Brooksie and NachoMan get all sad and then turn to Bluebry, still standing near the door.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' NachoMan and I are travelling to GLORIOUS ICELAND.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh, yeah! I nearly forgot! Reruns of old SpongeBob episodes are just so exciting that you can lose yourself in them. Lose yourself...

''{NachoMan drifts off into space.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' I've always wanted to go to Iceland. Their culture is so much more cultured than ours.

'''BROOKSIE:''' What? You guys get to go to ICELAND? I am so insanely jealous right now.

'''NACHOMAN:''' You best step off, Brooksie. You best step off.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Brooksie, you're suffocating me.

'''NACHOMAN:''' It's like you're a gorilla, and also you're sitting on my chest, and Bluebry is the banana in my mouth.

'''BLUEBRY:''' I'm bananas for ''you,'' NachoMan.

''{Skub barges in.}''

'''SKUB:''' Jealous enough for MURDER, Brooksie?!

''{Cue musical sting!}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' ''{contemplative}'' No... never again...

''{Brooksie gets lost in patriotism.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Oh, good timing, Skub! We're just announcing something important.

'''SKUB:''' I'm so happy for you! I always knew it would work out between you two.

'''NACHOMAN:''' We're going to Iceland!

'''SKUB:''' Oh.

''{Back to Brooksie. The background is replaced by an image of a waving American flag and a crying bald eagle in front of it, as Brooksie lifts his chin up and sheds a single tear.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' ''{over-acting}'' I promised, to my homeland, that I would never idly stand by while terrorists compromise my freedoms. I would take action! We here in America enjoy freedoms the likes of no other countries, and there are those who want to take them away. WE CAN NOT LET THEM! And

'''NACHOMAN:''' yeah shut up brooks

'''BROOKSIE:''' ''{deflated}'' Okay...

''{Brooksie takes a bite of the sandwich that wasn't there.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' We left some train tickets on the counter in the kitchen for you guys to pick us up. We leave today!

'''BLUEBRY:''' Ooh, I'm so excited!

''{Bluebry and NachoMan do a girly jump together, but only ironically so they're still cool and get invited to tons of parties. Chwoka gropes his way indoors.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Skub, you were supposed to lead me up the stairs!

'''SKUB:''' What am I, your seeing-eye Wes?

'''CHWOKA:''' I fell down the stairs nine times. It really hurt.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' it keeps happening
'''SKUB:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Stuff it, okay? Nobody wants to hear about your stupid temporary blindness or whatever. WHATEVER.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Wait, what?

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{to Brooksie}'' Yeah, that's probably our fault.

'''BLUEBRY:''' No it wasn't! He made the decision to chug dishwashing liquid on his own, independent of our egging him on. If he's weak-willed, well, pssh, that's his fault, not ours. I mean, he probably would have drunk it anyway. We hold no blame.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh, right, I forgot.

'''BLUEBRY:''' I'm a role model.

''{Bluebry heroically lifts his chin skyward, like Brooksie' earlier digression, only this time instead of an American flag there's a 5 dollar bill with Abraham Lincoln's name on it and instead of a crying bald eagle, there's Atlas.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Capitalism. Bootstraps. Businesses. Welfare queens.

''{NOID, who is black, interrupts Bluebry's digression.}''

'''NOID:''' That is an impressive collection of BULLCRAP you've accumulated there, Bluebry.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Of course, I only meant it, uh, ironically.

'''NOID:''' Irony is the white man's safety net.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Welfare is the black man's.

''{Jesus Christ, I feel awful just typing that. Everybody in the room knows this is the worst possible thing to say and reacts accordingly.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' That was ironic as well.

'''NOID:''' What.

'''BLUEBRY:''' We should get going, right NachoMan?

'''NACHOMAN:''' But SPONGEBOB

'''BLUEBRY:''' The early bird gets the Iceland, as they say in Iceland. Let's go, NachoMan.

'''NACHOMAN:''' But

''{Bluebry leans into NachoMan.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{to NachoMan}'' Before Noid ''lynches'' me.

'''NOID:''' Lynch? Really?!

'''BLUEBRY:''' I was BEING ironic!

''{Bluebry takes NachoMan and runs out of the apartment.}'''

'''NOID:''' Is anybody else here racist? Show of hands.

''{Everybody looks around. Nobody raises their hands.}''

'''NOID:''' Okay, good.

'''CHWOKA:''' I don't see race. Or anything, for that matter!

'''SKUB:''' HAHAHAHA. You're nOT FUNNY.

'''CHWOKA:''' Geez, you quote songs about sunglasses and blindness for 45 minutes straight one time, and suddenly you're not funny any more! You're so fickle, Skub.

''{The Black Neighbor walks up the stairs. The doorbell rings.}''

'''BLACK NEIGHBOR:''' ''{on the other side of the door}'' You left a ''package'' in the communal mailboxes.

''{Sexy music begins playing.}''

'''BLACK NEIGHBOR:''' Here it comes...

''{The Black Neighbor pushes a long, cardboard black tube through the mail slot in the door. The sexy music stops playing.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Wow. What a kindly black man.

'''SKUB:''' Wait, how did you know he was black?

'''CHWOKA:''' Uh, his voice? Duh? Can't everybody?

'''SKUB:''' No!

'''NOID:''' Wow, Chwoka. I can't trust nobody to not be racist, can I?

'''CHWOKA:''' How is that racist?

'''NOID:''' You have carefully calibrated stereotypes about skin colors and their correlation to vocal cords. You don't see how that could be even a little bit racist?

'''CHWOKA:''' Well, I'm always right, aren't I?

'''BROOKSIE:''' Shut up! I'm trying to watch SpongeBob over here. I don't need to hear about racism. In the undersea world of Bikini Bottom, there are no whites or blacks, only pinks and greens.

'''CHWOKA:''' All the major voice actors for SpongeBob SquarePants are white.

END ACT I

ACT II

''{Fade in: Just outside the entryway of an Icelandic Airport. Bluebry and NachoMan, bags in tow, have just left.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' I am just crazy about Iceland.

'''NACHOMAN:''' So am I!

'''BLUEBRY:''' Wow, really?!

'''NACHOMAN:''' Yeah!

'''BLUEBRY:''' What a coincidence!

'''NACHOMAN:''' I know, right?

'''BLUEBRY:''' Wait, whose bags are these?

''{Bluebry and NachoMan drop the bags.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Who needs bags anyway? We're drowning in DOLLA DOLLA BILLS, Y'ALL.

''{NachoMan takes out a LOT of Icelandic money out of the bag he dropped and starts fanning it into the air and letting it drop to the ground. Homeless people and cats swarm around, muttering and grumbling while they pick up the money.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Wow, even the homeless people sound like Bjork here!

'''NACHOMAN:''' I think one of the Icelandic cats peed on my shoe. I'm never washing this shoe again.

'''BLUEBRY:''' I am so insanely jealous right now.

''{Cut: Apartment. It's about the same as when we left it, only without Bluebry or NachoMan. Skub is sitting on the couch, staring at a deactivated television. Chwoka and Brooksie are playing ping-pong and doing terribly. Chwoka is doing better than Brooksie, despite being blind. Noid is doing the dishes.}''

'''SKUB:''' I'm hungry!

'''CHWOKA:''' what else is new you fat piece of ham

'''SKUB:''' It's an eating disorder!

'''BROOKSIE:''' 'Cause there ain't no order to your eating!

'''CHWOKA:''' Ohhhh snap, Brooksie!

''{Chwoka and Brooksie high-five with the paddles. Skub cries tears of sadness and also candied yams.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' You know, I'm hungry too.

'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah, I guess I'm a bit peckish.

'''NOID:''' This plate is TERRIBLE!

''{Noid throws a plate against the wall with all of his force.}''

''{Cut: The Noodle Shack. Skub, Brooksie, Noid, and Chwoka all enter The Noodle Shack (a Chinese restaurant), ringing the bell on the door. Chwoka has a cane now. The glass door shuts in Chwoka's face, but he walks through anyway, breaking all the glass. There's a large sign that says "THE NOODLE SHACK" on the inside. It is a to-go restaurant, with little to no seating room. The kitchen is sealed off besides an empty doorway into it, maybe with a bead curtain.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''{casual}'' So, this is the new Chinese Restaurant you've been talking about, eh, Brooksie?

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{interrogative}'' Yeah, Brooksie?

'''SKUB:''' ''{violent}'' Yeah?!

'''NOID:''' ''{violent, all up in Brooksie's grill}'' Yeah, Bookski, is it?

''{Skub slaps the counter.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Yeah. The Noodle Shack. I hear they have noodles here.

'''SKUB:''' Excellent!

''{<s>CASHIER</s> Noodle Artist 1, who is Chinese, walks out from the kitchen and stands at the service counter. Skub turns to the Noodle Artist and leans over the counter.}''

'''SKUB:''' Eight servings of your finest noodles, my good man!

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{under Noodle Artist 1}'' eight seriously Skub
'''NOODLE ARTIST 1:''' Oh, we don't serve noodles here.

'''SKUB:''' But... the sign...

'''NOODLE ARTIST 1:''' "Noodle" is just Chinese for "Chicken."

'''SKUB:''' Then I guess we'll take the chicken then...

'''NOODLE ARTIST 1:''' 9 servings of Sweet 'n' Sour chicken, coming right up!

'''CHWOKA:''' But we asked for eight!

'''NOODLE ARTIST 1:''' Only serve chicken in multiples of three. Ancient Chinese superstition.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Oh, ha ha. Ethnic. I like it!

'''NOID:''' Brooksie just loves the ethnic ladies.

'''BROOKSIE:''' that's not WHAT I MEANT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

'''NOID:''' Oh, so you don't like the ethnic ladies? Racist. Boom.

'''NOODLE ARTIST 1:''' ''{to kitchen}''10 Sweet 'n' Sour Chickens!

'''NOODLE ARTIST 2:''' ''{white}'' Coming right up, Chief!

''{The Noodle Artist goes back into the kitchen. Brief pause.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Guys.

'''BROOKSIE:''' What?

'''CHWOKA:''' I think that guy -- the cook -- was white. I can hear it in his voice.

'''NOID:''' Oh, for God's sake.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Come on Chwoka. Lay up on the racism already.

'''NOID:''' ''{under Chwoka & his own breath}'' You're one to talk, Brooksie.

'''CHWOKA:''' No, no, I'm serious you guys! Don't order Chinese food prepared by Americans!

'''SKUB:''' Oh, so now you can identify nationality too?

'''BROOKSIE:''' That's like, double-racist.

'''CHWOKA:''' Why do you think they sent the Chinese one out?

'''NOID:''' Coincidence or he's more skilled as a cashier. Not everything has to be determined by race, Chwoka.

'''SKUB:''' Does it even matter if the cook's Chinese or not?

'''BROOKSIE:''' You're just imagining it anyway!

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{over-acting}'' You'll see when the food comes out. You'll see! You'll all see! They laughed at me, said I was mad! But now who's laughing?! Me! The answer is me!

'''SKUB:''' yeah shut up chwoka

''{Cut: The city. Skub, Brooksie, Noid, and Chwoka exit The Noodle Shack and proceed by foot. Chwoka is getting good at this "blind" thing and no longer needs a seeing-eye Wes. Skub and Brooksie are carrying all the food, and there is way more than they ordered. The city is crowded and noisy.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Chwoka, you're like racist Daredevil.

'''CHWOKA:''' Who's Daredevil?

'''BROOKSIE:''' He's a blind superhero.

'''NOID:''' nobody CARES about your nerdy REFERENCES,, '''BROOKSIE:'''.

''{Noid swats all the food out of Brooks' arms.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' ''{crying a little bit}'' He was in movies...

''{A woman [black] screams and throws a television out a window, which nearly lands on our hapless heroes. There is an unintelligible argument between her and a male, her boyfriend [black].}''

'''SKUB:''' Messy break-up.

'''CHWOKA:''' And from the sound of it, they're both black.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Come ON Chwoka!

''{The woman shoves her boyfriend out of the front door and on to the sidewalk. The boyfriend grovels on the stoop.}''

'''BOYFRIEND:''' Baby, baby baby baby please baby please baby please baby baby please, please, PLEASE, baby, baby! Please!

'''CHWOKA:''' See?

'''SKUB:''' Just because you're right doesn't mean you're not racist.

'''CHWOKA:''' It's not racist if you're right 100% of the time.

'''NOID:''' Uh.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Yes it is. Besides, that's, like, only 1 instance of you being proved right.

'''CHWOKA:''' Okay, let's add to that pool.

'''NOID:''' Let's not.

''{Chwoka stops the group.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Listen.

''{That guy who's always on his cell phone [white] walks by.}''

'''GUY WHO'S ALWAYS ON HIS CELL PHONE:''' ''{on cell phone}'' Yeah, it's this new place called The Noodle Shack. Real authentic. I hear they serve noodles there!

'''CHWOKA:''' White, and talking to his white friend.

''{A taxi driver ["Indian" Indian] yells something at somebody.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' That cab driver is Indian.

'''SKUB:''' Not every cab driver is Indian.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Yeah, some are Iranian!

'''NOID:''' Stay out of this, Brooksie. You just make yourself look worse every time you say something.

'''CHWOKA:''' This one is.

''{A gang war erupts in the background!}''

'''GANG MEMBER:''' ''{O.S}'' I'll kill you!

'''OTHER GANG MEMBER:''' ''{O.S}'' Not if I kill you first!

'''CHWOKA:''' Racially motivated, black people versus Mexicans.

'''SKUB:''' Come on, Chwoka, white people can be in a gang too!

'''POLICE OFFICER:''' ''{O.S}'' POLICE! GET DOWN!

'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah. The police is the most dangerous gang of all. Up top, Brooksie!

''{Chwoka goes up top!}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' I am not high-fiving you for that.

''{Chwoka deflates his high-five.}''

'''SKUB:''' I can not believe you just said that.

'''NOID:''' Way to steal somebody else's righteous anger, stripped of context, Chwoka.

''{The off-screen gang war gets really intense, bloody, and violent and dies down quickly, all the extras and our heroes reacting in fright. A few seconds after it ends, everybody goes right back to what they were doing like jiggled Jell-O. The gang walks past one of those fake statue guys [mixed races]. Skub stops them.}''

'''SKUB:''' Oh man I love these things!

'''CHWOKA:''' What are we talking about here?

'''BROOKSIE:''' is it because you're a CHILD Skub. is it.

'''CHWOKA:''' Like, a fortune teller or something?

'''SKUB:''' sssSHUT UP,,; BROOKSIE.,

'''CHWOKA:''' Or like, a claw machine? Really I have no idea what you're talking about here. Blind. No context.

'''NOID:''' Skub you are literally a BIG-SHAPED BABY.

''{Skub drops all of his food and puts some money in the Fake Statue Guy's upturned hat. The gang starts walking.}''

'''FAKE STATUE GUY:''' Thank you.

''{The Fake Statue Guy does the worst robot this side of the Mississippi.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Ohhhhhh, it's a [Whatever the actor's race is] statue guy!

'''SKUB:''' Come on Chwoka !!

'''BROOKSIE:''' that is just annoyingly specific.

'''NOID:''' At this point you're basically gloating about your racism.

'''SKUB:''' Yeah, BAS IC AL LY.

'''CHWOKA:''' But... aren't YOU the real racists?

''{Pause.}''

'''NOID:''' No.

'''CHWOKA:''' Think about it...

'''NOID:''' I am.

'''CHWOKA:''' You're discriminating against my discrimination.

'''NOID:''' That's a terrible argument.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Face it, Chwoka. Even if you're right 100% of the time, you're still racist.

'''CHWOKA:''' Or...

''{The gang stops walking. Brooksie starts throwing the food in his arms at Chwoka, saying "Stop it!" every time he throws one. Soon, Noid and Skub join in, and it turns into a cacophony of "Stop it!"}''

END ACT II

ACT III

''{Cut: An Icelandic tourist center. The tourist center is lined with pictures of the beautiful Icelandic wilderness (basically, just any picture of Iceland at all.) There are a few plaques explaining history on the wall, maybe a diorama if the set is big enough. The tour guide mans/womans the counter, cleaning and such. He/she is clearly very competent at his job. Bluebry and NachoMan enter the tourist center and walk up to the counter.}''

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' Welcome to Iceland! Where are you two from?

'''BLUEBRY:''' Hi, we're from America.

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' And your names?

'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm NachoMan.

'''BLUEBRY:''' And I'm Bluebry.

'''NACHOMAN:''' We'd like to know where the nearest movie store is and then I think we're about done here.

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' Movie... store? Surely you jest! Why Iceland has much more to offer than just movie stores!

'''BLUEBRY:''' No, we just wanna know where the movie store is.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Yeah, we're gonna rent a shitload of cartoons, then stay in our hotel room watching them.

'''TOUR GUIDE:'''Oh! What a waste of a trip to Iceland. Think of all the things you'll be missing out on! Look at the scenery!

''{The Tour Guide gestures to a poster on the wall behind him.}''

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' Wouldn't you like to see that for yourselves? Go hiking, breeeatttthhhheeee in the mountain air?

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{ladling on the sarcasm}'' Oh wow, a poster. I'm soooo impressed.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Yeah, look, we can just look at the poster. I mean -- "ooh, grass," what else is there to see?!

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' But if you pay a visit to Iceland, and do the things that you could've done at home, you've just missed out, my friend!

'''BLUEBRY:''' We are not your friend, alright

'''NACHOMAN:''' Just tell us where the movie store is.

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' I could... direct you to a campsite? Then you could go camping.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Look, don't try to tell us about Iceland. We know Iceland. We've watched countless movies from Iceland.

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' But watching our media exports isn't the same as being there, y'know?

'''NACHOMAN:'''Uh, yeah, it is.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Yeah, what do you know about Iceland?

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' Lifelong resident. Do you guys like fishing? There's great fishing in Iceland.

'''NACHOMAN:''' No! Just tell us where the movies are!

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' You could try going up to one of our mountains and skiing or snowboarding. We're great for winter sports here, and they'll be fun, even if you've never tried them before.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Stop trying to sell us on the same line of bull you try to sell everybody else on, okay?

'''NACHOMAN:''' We are ''savvy consumers'', alright?! You can't pull the wool over our eyes!

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' You could try falling off a cliff. We have beautiful cliffs here in Iceland, great for falling off of. And plentiful, too.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Oh. Oh. Okay, you're gonna be that way now? We gave you a fair chance, and you blew it. You happy now?!

'''NACHOMAN:''' Way to waste our time.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Way, to, waste, our, time.

'''NACHOMAN:''' We'll just check our iPhones instead.

'''BLUEBRY:''' And our iPads.

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DO THAT IN THE... Hhave a nice day.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Thanks.

''{Bluebry and NachoMan leave.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Thanks... for nothing!

'''NACHOMAN:''' Aw snap, you really got him with that one, bro!

''{Bluebry and NachoMan share the sweetest high-five ever recorded. Then they laugh. The Tour Guide resumes his/her duties, now significantly more down-trodden. He/she gets hit with an egg.}''

''{Cut: the subway. Skub, Brooksie, Chwoka, and Noid walk onto the train when the doors open, doing the exact same thing they were doing when we left them. The still somehow haven't ran out of food yet, but they are running low. The train is lively, but not crowded, with white people, because nobody who's not white wants to go to Iceland. They are talking about white people things, like the Gap and Arcade Fire.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' But --

'''SKUB:''' Shut UP.

''{Skub throws some more food.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Just --

'''SKUB:''' Shut ALL of your ups!

''{Skub throws the last of the food. The gang finally finds four seats, right next to each other. The crackly intercom, presumably the driver, switches on.}''

'''CRACKLY INTERCOM:''' Current location: New York City. Next Stop: Iceland.

'''CHWOKA:''' White.

'''NOID:''' raaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

''{Noid gets out of his seat and shakes Chwoka by his shirt while screaming in his face. Chwoka begins to cry, just a little bit. Skub and Brooksie try, without any success, to try and scrape Noid off of Chwoka.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Jesus, Noid, hold up a little!

'''NOID:''' Yo, you try and put a black guy in a gang, but we ain’t gonna let you put a black guy in a gan--

'''SKUB:''' Now you're just quoting Flava Flav! Flava Flav!

'''CHWOKA:''' Black.

''{Noid moves on to choking Chwoka.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''{at Chwoka}'' YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOUR CASE HERE.

''{Brooksie takes out a rag and puts chloroform on it, then puts it on Noid's mouth while Skub holds his head back.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Shh, shh, it's all good now, everything's gonna be alright...

''{Noid falls limp to the floor, but is lowered gently by Brooksie and Skub, because they are responsible friends who don't give other friends concussions. Unlike Noid. Chwoka recovers from his harrowing experience.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''{not sardonic}'' Good night, sweet prince...

''{Skub kisses Noid good night on the forehead.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Should we put him down?

'''SKUB:''' No, no. Not yet.

''{Skub and Brooksie sit back down, leaving Noid on the floor.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' You know, it's really amazing --

'''BROOKSIE:''' Let me guess: how many white people are on this train?

'''CHWOKA:''' No, I was gonna say "that the door hasn't shut yet." Like, seriously, what's the holdup? Besides, there's some black passengers in the next cabin over.

''{Skub and Brooksie get real fidgety all of a sudden.}''

'''SKUB:''' Oh. B-b-black passengers?

'''BROOKSIE:''' You don't say.

'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah, totally.

'''SKUB:''' ...I... think I left my... wallet... at the apartment.

'''BROOKSIE:''' I think I left your wallet at the apartment too.

'''SKUB:''' Yes, we should probably go back to the apartment, and, get, the wallet.

'''BROOKSIE:''' We will probably end up missing the train, though!

'''SKUB:''' Oh. What a shame.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Come on Chwoka, let's go get that wallet!

''{Brooksie drags Chwoka off the train as Skub and he leaves. Noid is left behind.}''

''{Cut: An Icelandic movie store. Bluebry and NachoMan enter through the automatic sliding doors, then stop. Bluebry takes a deep breath in, despite being indoors and all the frest air being outside.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Mmm. Smell that air. You smellin' this air?

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh yeah, you know it.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Hella air.

''{Bluebry and NachoMan just stand there for a moment.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' ...LAST ONE TO THE CARTOON AISLE IS A ROTTEN EGG!

''{NachoMan runs off!}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Oh you are ON i HATE rotted food

''{Bluebry takes off.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm already halfway there! Halfway there! Halfway there! Halfway there!

''{NachoMan beats Bluebry to the cartoon aisle.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Ha ha! Looks like you're a rotten egg. Now nobody will want to eat you.

'''BLUEBRY:''' No fair, you got a head start.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{mocking}'' "No fair, you got a head start!" That's YOU. That is YOU! ...Stop being so childish.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Let's just do what we came here for.

'''NACHOMAN:''' You're just a sore loser.

''{Bluebry selects some DVDs carefully. NachoMan begins taking them two-at-a-time. Escalation ensues. Bluebry begins shovelling DVDs of cartoons into his arms indiscriminately. NachoMan follows suit. Soon they are tearing through the aisles, knocking DVDs off shelves and dropping them left and right. When they get to the finish line -- the movie checkout counter -- they drop all the DVDs and they cascade off the counter onto the floor.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Okkur langar til að kaupa allar þessar kvikmyndir. [We want to buy all these movies.]

''{The movie checkout guy begins picking movies off the floor and scanning them one by one, delicately and slowly.}''

'''MOVIE CHECKOUT GUY:''' Just like you Americans not to use a shopping cart.

'''NACHOMAN:''' How did you know?!

''{Bluebry puts a finger over NachoMan's mouth.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Icelandic folk are magic, NachoMan. Magic.

''{Cut: Later, outside the movie store. Bluebry and NachoMan exit the movie store, many plastic bags in tow.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' I can't believe we spent all of our money on movies!

'''NACHOMAN:''' But look at the payload!

''{NachoMan lifts up his bags and they all break.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Ah well, I didn't care about those ones anyway.

'''BLUEBRY:''' So worth it.

''{SMASH CUT: ICELANDIC MOTEL LOBBY, THAT NIGHT}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' what do you mean we have to pay money to sleep in your motel room

''{Cut: The apartment, next morning. Skub and Brooksie are playing ping-pong against the wall while sitting side-by-side on the couch. Chwoka is in the kitchen, still blind, and spilling coffee all over himself in the attempt to drink it throughout the scene. The doorbell rings!

'''BLACK NEIGHBOR:''' ''{on the other side of the door}'' You left a ''newspaper'' in the communal mailboxes.

''{Sexy music begins playing.}''

'''BLACK NEIGHBOR:''' Here it comes...

''{The Black Neighbor pushes a newspaper, unrolled, through the mail slot in the door. The sexy music stops playing. Skub gets up and picks up the newspaper.}''

'''SKUB:''' Hey, he already read this!

'''BROOKSIE:''' Typical.

''{Pause.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Of black people, I mean.

'''CHWOKA:''' Actually, I think my vision's coming back!

'''SKUB:''' Oh ''do you''

'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah!!! Let me have that newspaper!

'''SKUB:''' Catch!

''{Skub throws the newspaper like a shotput (after spinning around a few times) and it hits Chwoka in the face.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Dude. I still have the bandages on.

'''SKUB:''' well sorry okay?!?!

'''BROOKSIE:''' You're not really sorry you ''human slug.''

''{Chwoka takes the bandages off of his sunglasses, then takes his sunglasses off, and takes the bandages under those off, revealing another pair of sunglasses, which he takes off and begins to read. Skub and Brooksie have taken the opportunity to centralize in the kitchen and read over Chwoka's shoulder.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{reading, struggling as his vision comes back but I am not about to type that out}'' "TRAIN HIJACKED, DERAILED. EVERYBODY DEAD."

'''SKUB:''' Wow, how wonderful!

''{Pause.}''

'''SKUB:''' I mean, about your vision coming back. Not about the death.

''{Brooksie attempts to casually take the newspaper from Chwoka, but it turns into some sort of bizarre struggle and mumbled argument. Brooksie gains the upper hand.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Hey, it says here that that was OUR train!

'''SKUB:''' Wow, Chwoka! You're totally cleared of charges of racism.

'''CHWOKA:''' The mugshot is of a white guy.

'''SKUB:''' Totally. Cleared.

'''CHWOKA:''' And I don't see how this proves I'm not racist.

'''SKUB:''' Looks like you were right all along, ha ha ha ha ha!

'''BROOKSIE:''' Now, who wants ice cream?

''{Skub and Chwoka get really excited and Brooksie opens the cupboard behind him to reveal it is full of nothing but perfect ice cream cones.}''

END ACT III

TAG

''{Cut: Iceland, night. Bluebry and NachoMan are shivering in the cold Icelandic wilderness, their bags by their sides. They have started a small bonfire of video tapes, and are stoking it with sticks.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' God, I hate the stupid beautiful Icelandic scenery.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ...I think the fire is dying.

''{NachoMan reaches for another movie to burn, but Bluebry grabs his arm and stops him.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' No! That one’s my favorite!

'''NACHOMAN:''' You said that about the last one too!

''{NachoMan breaks free of Bluebry’s grip and throws the movie into the fire. There is a long, tense pause.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Iceland ''sucks.''

END TAG

Choom Wikihood/3

2011-11-13T23:37:17Z

Chwoka: boom.

== Summary ==

Chwoka, now blinded, is revealed to be able to hear race. He is admonished by the rest of the group until he saves their lives with his racist superpower. Meanwhile, Bluebry and Nachoman win a free cruise to Glorious Iceland.

== <s>Transcript</s>Actual Script ==

ACT I

''{FADE IN: The kitchen, morning. The kitchen is completely devoid of appliances and dishes, even sinks, save for a jug of dishwashing liquid helpfully labelled "DISHWASHING LIQUID" in big black letters.''

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''(Off Screen)'' I dare you.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''(O.S)'' I double dare you.

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''(O.S)'' There's a 5 dollar bill with Abraham Lincoln's name on it if you do it.

''{Chwoka runs on screen and straight-up downs that dishwashing liquid.}''

''{Cut to stock footage of ambulances. Superimposed text: "BUTTS GALORE"}''

''{Cut to the apartment lobby. Bluebry and Nachoman are at the communal mailboxes.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Let's open our mail.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Yes, let's.

''{Bluebry and NachoMan accidentally go for the same mailbox at the same time and end up holding hands. They blush and begin stammering, and frantically attempt to break it off, each others' frantic efforts countering each other. Eventually NachoMan grabs the only letter in the mailbox. It is entirely unlabeled and he doesn't even look at it.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh look it's a letter from the President

''{Bluebry grabs the letter and opens it.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{reading aloud}'' "Dear my fellow Americans, you have been specifically selected by me, the President, because my out of control government spending is giving you a free trip to Iceland to stimulate the American trans-Atlantic flying industry or something. Hugs and Kisses, Obama."

''{Bluebry tosses the letter over his shoulder and just after it leaves frame, it disappears or burns or explodes or something and the dark smoke trail wafts in gradually.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I have always wanted to go to Iceland.

'''BLUEBRY:''' It could be a nice honeymoon.

''{Pause.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Not with you I mean. I mean with my life partner. For life.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Life partners are for life.

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{gradually speaking more and more to the camera, but not entirely}'' Yes, a life partner, a white picket fence, and 2.5 children growing up in a safe suburban neighborhood.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{now entirely to the camera}'' Preserve the sanctity of life partners.

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{now entirely to the camera}'' Proposition 8.

''{Cut: The hospital. Chwoka is bedridden, his head covered entirely by bandages. Skub is kneeling by his bedside.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''{despondent}'' Why'd you do it? Why would you do this?

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{as if on death's door}'' It's... all about the Benjamins. I just want you to know... you were always the fat one to me...

'''SKUB:''' What does that even mean? DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!

''{Skub starts pounding on Chwoka's chest, thrice, each one letting out a louder "oof" from Chwoka. Chwoka stops Skub.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''{choking back tears}'' You were always the stupid loser...

''{The doctor, DOCTOR AMAZING, walks in.}''

'''SKUB:''' What's the prognostocist, doc? Is he going to be alright?

'''DOCTOR AMAZING:''' Your friend here is going to be fine. There's no need to be worried.

'''SKUB:''' How did you do it, doc?

'''DOCTOR AMAZING:''' The healing power of laughter!

''{The joke does not land.}''

'''DOCTOR AMAZING:''' Not really. That was a joke. We just pumped his stomach.

'''SKUB:''' Will he be fine?

'''DOCTOR AMAZING:''' I just -- I just SAID that! Look, he's gonna be blind for a little bit, but that's it.

'''SKUB:''' But will he be... alright?

'''DOCTOR AMAZING:'''

That's it. Doctor Amazing ''out.''

''{Doctor Amazing'' out.''}''

'''SKUB:''' Is he going to DIE?!

''{Cut: Car. Skub is driving Chwoka from the hospital. The car is old and beat up. Chwoka is wearing bandages on his eyes, and sunglasses over those, and bandages on the sunglasses. Skub is shaking like a big bowl of Jello with rage.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{singing}'' I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can

'''SKUB:''' Shut UP.

'''CHWOKA:''' BLINDED by the LIGHT! Something something something, like a thing in the night!

'''SKUB:''' Shut ALL of your ups.

'''CHWOKA:''' You're just jealous 'cause I'm blind and you're not.

'''SKUB:''' Why would I be jealous?

'''CHWOKA:''' Blind people get all the ladies.

'''SKUB:''' what WHAT

''{Chwoka puts his hands back behind his head.}''

'''SKUB:''' WHEN DId this happen

'''CHWOKA:''' Man, I know you don't get none, on account of your weight, but I have reason to keep on the latest ladies trends.

'''SKUB:''' No more of this.

''{Skub turns on the radio.}''

'''TIMBUK 3:''' ''{over radio}'' The future's so bright... I gotta wear shades.

'''SKUB:''' god DAMN IT

''{Cut back to the apartment. Brooksie is sitting on the couch watching television. There is not a sandwich on a plate next to him.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Ha ha. Oh, SpongeBob. Will I ever need another television show? I think not.

''{Bluebry and NachoMan enter, joined at the hip.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' We have an announcement to make!

'''BROOKSIE:''' i support your decision 100 percent

'''NACHOMAN:''' oh my GOD is that SPONGEBOB

'''BROOKSIE:''' YES

'''NACHOMAN:''' I MUST WATCH IT

''{NachoMan lunges for the couch and sits down next to Brooksie.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' PEOPLE

'''BROOKSIE:''' ORDER

'''NACHOMAN:''' OUR

'''BLUEBRY:''' gyhjnrid

''{Brooksie and NachoMan get all sad and then turn to Bluebry, still standing near the door.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' NachoMan and I are travelling to GLORIOUS ICELAND.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh, yeah! I nearly forgot! Reruns of old SpongeBob episodes are just so exciting that you can lose yourself in them. Lose yourself...

''{NachoMan drifts off into space.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' I've always wanted to go to Iceland. Their culture is so much more cultured than ours.

'''BROOKSIE:''' What? You guys get to go to ICELAND? I am so insanely jealous right now.

'''NACHOMAN:''' You best step off, Brooksie. You best step off.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Brooksie, you're suffocating me.

'''NACHOMAN:''' It's like you're a gorilla, and also you're sitting on my chest, and Bluebry is the banana in my mouth.

'''BLUEBRY:''' I'm bananas for ''you,'' NachoMan.

''{Skub barges in.}''

'''SKUB:''' Jealous enough for MURDER, Brooksie?!

''{Cue musical sting!}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' ''{contemplative}'' No... never again...

''{Brooksie gets lost in patriotism.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Oh, good timing, Skub! We're just announcing something important.

'''SKUB:''' I'm so happy for you! I always knew it would work out between you two.

'''NACHOMAN:''' We're going to Iceland!

'''SKUB:''' Oh.

''{Back to Brooksie. The background is replaced by an image of a waving American flag and a crying bald eagle in front of it, as Brooksie lifts his chin up and sheds a single tear.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' ''{over-acting}'' I promised, to my homeland, that I would never idly stand by while terrorists compromise my freedoms. I would take action! We here in America enjoy freedoms the likes of no other countries, and there are those who want to take them away. WE CAN NOT LET THEM! And

'''NACHOMAN:''' yeah shut up brooks

'''BROOKSIE:''' ''{deflated}'' Okay...

''{Brooksie takes a bite of the sandwich that wasn't there.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' We left some train tickets on the counter in the kitchen for you guys to pick us up. We leave today!

'''BLUEBRY:''' Ooh, I'm so excited!

''{Bluebry and NachoMan do a girly jump together, but only ironically so they're still cool and get invited to tons of parties. Chwoka gropes his way indoors.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Skub, you were supposed to lead me up the stairs!

'''SKUB:''' What am I, your seeing-eye Wes?

'''CHWOKA:''' I fell down the stairs nine times. It really hurt.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{simultaneously}'' it keeps happening
'''SKUB:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Stuff it, okay? Nobody wants to hear about your stupid temporary blindness or whatever. WHATEVER.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Wait, what?

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{to Brooksie}'' Yeah, that's probably our fault.

'''BLUEBRY:''' No it wasn't! He made the decision to chug dishwashing liquid on his own, independent of our egging him on. If he's weak-willed, well, pssh, that's his fault, not ours. I mean, he probably would have drunk it anyway. We hold no blame.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh, right, I forgot.

'''BLUEBRY:''' I'm a role model.

''{Bluebry heroically lifts his chin skyward, like Brooksie' earlier digression, only this time instead of an American flag there's a 5 dollar bill with Abraham Lincoln's name on it and instead of a crying bald eagle, there's Atlas.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Capitalism. Bootstraps. Businesses. Welfare queens.

''{NOID, who is black, interrupts Bluebry's digression.}''

'''NOID:''' That is an impressive collection of BULLCRAP you've accumulated there, Bluebry.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Of course, I only meant it, uh, ironically.

'''NOID:''' Irony is the white man's safety net.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Welfare is the black man's.

''{Jesus Christ, I feel awful just typing that. Everybody in the room knows this is the worst possible thing to say and reacts accordingly.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' That was ironic as well.

'''NOID:''' What.

'''BLUEBRY:''' We should get going, right NachoMan?

'''NACHOMAN:''' But SPONGEBOB

'''BLUEBRY:''' The early bird gets the Iceland, as they say in Iceland. Let's go, NachoMan.

'''NACHOMAN:''' But

''{Bluebry leans into NachoMan.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{to NachoMan}'' Before Noid ''lynches'' me.

'''NOID:''' Lynch? Really?!

'''BLUEBRY:''' I was BEING ironic!

''{Bluebry takes NachoMan and runs out of the apartment.}'''

'''NOID:''' Is anybody else here racist? Show of hands.

''{Everybody looks around. Nobody raises their hands.}''

'''NOID:''' Okay, good.

'''CHWOKA:''' I don't see race. Or anything, for that matter!

'''SKUB:''' HAHAHAHA. You're nOT FUNNY.

'''CHWOKA:''' Geez, you quote songs about sunglasses and blindness for 45 minutes straight one time, and suddenly you're not funny any more! You're so fickle, Skub.

''{The Black Neighbor walks up the stairs. The doorbell rings.}''

'''BLACK NEIGHBOR:''' ''{on the other side of the door}'' You left a ''package'' in the communal mailboxes.

''{Sexy music begins playing.}''

'''BLACK NEIGHBOR:''' Here it comes...

''{The Black Neighbor pushes a long, cardboard black tube through the mail slot in the door. The sexy music stops playing.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Wow. What a kindly black man.

'''SKUB:''' Wait, how did you know he was black?

'''CHWOKA:''' Uh, his voice? Duh? Can't everybody?

'''SKUB:''' No!

'''NOID:''' Wow, Chwoka. I can't trust nobody to not be racist, can I?

'''CHWOKA:''' How is that racist?

'''NOID:''' You have carefully calibrated stereotypes about skin colors and their correlation to vocal cords. You don't see how that could be even a little bit racist?

'''CHWOKA:''' Well, I'm always right, aren't I?

'''BROOKSIE:''' Shut up! I'm trying to watch SpongeBob over here. I don't need to hear about racism. In the undersea world of Bikini Bottom, there are no whites or blacks, only pinks and greens.

'''CHWOKA:''' All the major voice actors for SpongeBob SquarePants are white.

END ACT I

ACT II

''{Fade in: Just outside the entryway of an Icelandic Airport. Bluebry and NachoMan, bags in tow, have just left.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' I am just crazy about Iceland.

'''NACHOMAN:''' So am I!

'''BLUEBRY:''' Wow, really?!

'''NACHOMAN:''' Yeah!

'''BLUEBRY:''' What a coincidence!

'''NACHOMAN:''' I know, right?

'''BLUEBRY:''' Wait, whose bags are these?

''{Bluebry and NachoMan drop the bags.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Who needs bags anyway? We're drowning in DOLLA DOLLA BILLS, Y'ALL.

''{NachoMan takes out a LOT of Icelandic money out of the bag he dropped and starts fanning it into the air and letting it drop to the ground. Homeless people and cats swarm around, muttering and grumbling while they pick up the money.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Wow, even the homeless people sound like Bjork here!

'''NACHOMAN:''' I think one of the Icelandic cats peed on my shoe. I'm never washing this shoe again.

'''BLUEBRY:''' I am so insanely jealous right now.

''{Cut: Apartment. It's about the same as when we left it, only without Bluebry or NachoMan. Skub is sitting on the couch, staring at a deactivated television. Chwoka and Brooksie are playing ping-pong and doing terribly. Chwoka is doing better than Brooksie, despite being blind. Noid is doing the dishes.}''

'''SKUB:''' I'm hungry!

'''CHWOKA:''' what else is new you fat piece of ham

'''SKUB:''' It's an eating disorder!

'''BROOKSIE:''' 'Cause there ain't no order to your eating!

'''CHWOKA:''' Ohhhh snap, Brooksie!

''{Chwoka and Brooksie high-five with the paddles. Skub cries tears of sadness and also candied yams.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' You know, I'm hungry too.

'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah, I guess I'm a bit peckish.

'''NOID:''' This plate is TERRIBLE!

''{Noid throws a plate against the wall with all of his force.}''

''{Cut: The Noodle Shack. Skub, Brooksie, Noid, and Chwoka all enter The Noodle Shack (a Chinese restaurant), ringing the bell on the door. Chwoka has a cane now. The glass door shuts in Chwoka's face, but he walks through anyway, breaking all the glass. There's a large sign that says "THE NOODLE SHACK" on the inside. It is a to-go restaurant, with little to no seating room. The kitchen is sealed off besides an empty doorway into it, maybe with a bead curtain.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''{casual}'' So, this is the new Chinese Restaurant you've been talking about, eh, Brooksie?

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{interrogative}'' Yeah, Brooksie?

'''SKUB:''' ''{violent}'' Yeah?!

'''NOID:''' ''{violent, all up in Brooksie's grill}'' Yeah, Bookski, is it?

''{Skub slaps the counter.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Yeah. The Noodle Shack. I hear they have noodles here.

'''SKUB:''' Excellent!

''{<s>CASHIER</s> Noodle Artist 1, who is Chinese, walks out from the kitchen and stands at the service counter. Skub turns to the Noodle Artist and leans over the counter.}''

'''SKUB:''' Eight servings of your finest noodles, my good man!

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{under Noodle Artist 1}'' eight seriously Skub
'''NOODLE ARTIST 1:''' Oh, we don't serve noodles here.

'''SKUB:''' But... the sign...

'''NOODLE ARTIST 1:''' "Noodle" is just Chinese for "Chicken."

'''SKUB:''' Then I guess we'll take the chicken then...

'''NOODLE ARTIST 1:''' 9 servings of Sweet 'n' Sour chicken, coming right up!

'''CHWOKA:''' But we asked for eight!

'''NOODLE ARTIST 1:''' Only serve chicken in multiples of three. Ancient Chinese superstition.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Oh, ha ha. Ethnic. I like it!

'''NOID:''' Brooksie just loves the ethnic ladies.

'''BROOKSIE:''' that's not WHAT I MEANT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

'''NOID:''' Oh, so you don't like the ethnic ladies? Racist. Boom.

'''NOODLE ARTIST 1:''' ''{to kitchen}''10 Sweet 'n' Sour Chickens!

'''NOODLE ARTIST 2:''' ''{white}'' Coming right up, Chief!

''{The Noodle Artist goes back into the kitchen. Brief pause.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Guys.

'''BROOKSIE:''' What?

'''CHWOKA:''' I think that guy -- the cook -- was white. I can hear it in his voice.

'''NOID:''' Oh, for God's sake.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Come on Chwoka. Lay up on the racism already.

'''NOID:''' ''{under Chwoka & his own breath}'' You're one to talk, Brooksie.

'''CHWOKA:''' No, no, I'm serious you guys! Don't order Chinese food prepared by Americans!

'''SKUB:''' Oh, so now you can identify nationality too?

'''BROOKSIE:''' That's like, double-racist.

'''CHWOKA:''' Why do you think they sent the Chinese one out?

'''NOID:''' Coincidence or he's more skilled as a cashier. Not everything has to be determined by race, Chwoka.

'''SKUB:''' Does it even matter if the cook's Chinese or not?

'''BROOKSIE:''' You're just imagining it anyway!

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{over-acting}'' You'll see when the food comes out. You'll see! You'll all see! They laughed at me, said I was mad! But now who's laughing?! Me! The answer is me!

'''SKUB:''' yeah shut up chwoka

''{Cut: The city. Skub, Brooksie, Noid, and Chwoka exit The Noodle Shack and proceed by foot. Chwoka is getting good at this "blind" thing and no longer needs a seeing-eye Wes. Skub and Brooksie are carrying all the food, and there is way more than they ordered. The city is crowded and noisy.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Chwoka, you're like racist Daredevil.

'''CHWOKA:''' Who's Daredevil?

'''BROOKSIE:''' He's a blind superhero.

'''NOID:''' nobody CARES about your nerdy REFERENCES,, '''BROOKSIE:'''.

''{Noid swats all the food out of Brooks' arms.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' ''{crying a little bit}'' He was in movies...

''{A woman [black] screams and throws a television out a window, which nearly lands on our hapless heroes. There is an unintelligible argument between her and a male, her boyfriend [black].}''

'''SKUB:''' Messy break-up.

'''CHWOKA:''' And from the sound of it, they're both black.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Come ON Chwoka!

''{The woman shoves her boyfriend out of the front door and on to the sidewalk. The boyfriend grovels on the stoop.}''

'''BOYFRIEND:''' Baby, baby baby baby please baby please baby please baby baby please, please, PLEASE, baby, baby! Please!

'''CHWOKA:''' See?

'''SKUB:''' Just because you're right doesn't mean you're not racist.

'''CHWOKA:''' It's not racist if you're right 100% of the time.

'''NOID:''' Uh.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Yes it is. Besides, that's, like, only 1 instance of you being proved right.

'''CHWOKA:''' Okay, let's add to that pool.

'''NOID:''' Let's not.

''{Chwoka stops the group.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Listen.

''{That guy who's always on his cell phone [white] walks by.}''

'''GUY WHO'S ALWAYS ON HIS CELL PHONE:''' ''{on cell phone}'' Yeah, it's this new place called The Noodle Shack. Real authentic. I hear they serve noodles there!

'''CHWOKA:''' White, and talking to his white friend.

''{A taxi driver ["Indian" Indian] yells something at somebody.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' That cab driver is Indian.

'''SKUB:''' Not every cab driver is Indian.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Yeah, some are Iranian!

'''NOID:''' Stay out of this, Brooksie. You just make yourself look worse every time you say something.

'''CHWOKA:''' This one is.

''{A gang war erupts in the background!}''

'''GANG MEMBER:''' ''{O.S}'' I'll kill you!

'''OTHER GANG MEMBER:''' ''{O.S}'' Not if I kill you first!

'''CHWOKA:''' Racially motivated, black people versus Mexicans.

'''SKUB:''' Come on, Chwoka, white people can be in a gang too!

'''POLICE OFFICER:''' ''{O.S}'' POLICE! GET DOWN!

'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah. The police is the most dangerous gang of all. Up top, Brooksie!

''{Chwoka goes up top!}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' I am not high-fiving you for that.

''{Chwoka deflates his high-five.}''

'''SKUB:''' I can not believe you just said that.

'''NOID:''' Way to steal somebody else's righteous anger, stripped of context, Chwoka.

''{The off-screen gang war gets really intense, bloody, and violent and dies down quickly, all the extras and our heroes reacting in fright. A few seconds after it ends, everybody goes right back to what they were doing like jiggled Jell-O. The gang walks past one of those fake statue guys [mixed races]. Skub stops them.}''

'''SKUB:''' Oh man I love these things!

'''CHWOKA:''' What are we talking about here?

'''BROOKSIE:''' is it because you're a CHILD Skub. is it.

'''CHWOKA:''' Like, a fortune teller or something?

'''SKUB:''' sssSHUT UP,,; BROOKSIE.,

'''CHWOKA:''' Or like, a claw machine? Really I have no idea what you're talking about here. Blind. No context.

'''NOID:''' Skub you are literally a BIG-SHAPED BABY.

''{Skub drops all of his food and puts some money in the Fake Statue Guy's upturned hat. The gang starts walking.}''

'''FAKE STATUE GUY:''' Thank you.

''{The Fake Statue Guy does the worst robot this side of the Mississippi.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Ohhhhhh, it's a [Whatever the actor's race is] statue guy!

'''SKUB:''' Come on Chwoka !!

'''BROOKSIE:''' that is just annoyingly specific.

'''NOID:''' At this point you're basically gloating about your racism.

'''SKUB:''' Yeah, BAS IC AL LY.

'''CHWOKA:''' But... aren't YOU the real racists?

''{Pause.}''

'''NOID:''' No.

'''CHWOKA:''' Think about it...

'''NOID:''' I am.

'''CHWOKA:''' You're discriminating against my discrimination.

'''NOID:''' That's a terrible argument.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Face it, Chwoka. Even if you're right 100% of the time, you're still racist.

'''CHWOKA:''' Or...

''{The gang stops walking. Brooksie starts throwing the food in his arms at Chwoka, saying "Stop it!" every time he throws one. Soon, Noid and Skub join in, and it turns into a cacophony of "Stop it!"}''

END ACT II

ACT III

''{Cut: An Icelandic tourist center. The tourist center is lined with pictures of the beautiful Icelandic wilderness (basically, just any picture of Iceland at all.) There are a few plaques explaining history on the wall, maybe a diorama if the set is big enough. The tour guide mans/womans the counter, cleaning and such. He/she is clearly very competent at his job. Bluebry and NachoMan enter the tourist center and walk up to the counter.}''

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' Welcome to Iceland! Where are you two from?

'''BLUEBRY:''' Hi, we're from America.

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' And your names?

'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm NachoMan.

'''BLUEBRY:''' And I'm Bluebry.

'''NACHOMAN:''' We'd like to know where the nearest movie store is and then I think we're about done here.

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' Movie... store? Surely you jest! Why Iceland has much more to offer than just movie stores!

'''BLUEBRY:''' No, we just wanna know where the movie store is.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Yeah, we're gonna rent a shitload of cartoons, then stay in our hotel room watching them.

'''TOUR GUIDE:'''Oh! What a waste of a trip to Iceland. Think of all the things you'll be missing out on! Look at the scenery!

''{The Tour Guide gestures to a poster on the wall behind him.}''

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' Wouldn't you like to see that for yourselves? Go hiking, breeeatttthhhheeee in the mountain air?

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{ladling on the sarcasm}'' Oh wow, a poster. I'm soooo impressed.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Yeah, look, we can just look at the poster. I mean -- "ooh, grass," what else is there to see?!

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' But if you pay a visit to Iceland, and do the things that you could've done at home, you've just missed out, my friend!

'''BLUEBRY:''' We are not your friend, alright

'''NACHOMAN:''' Just tell us where the movie store is.

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' I could... direct you to a campsite? Then you could go camping.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Look, don't try to tell us about Iceland. We know Iceland. We've watched countless movies from Iceland.

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' But watching our media exports isn't the same as being there, y'know?

'''NACHOMAN:'''Uh, yeah, it is.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Yeah, what do you know about Iceland?

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' Lifelong resident. Do you guys like fishing? There's great fishing in Iceland.

'''NACHOMAN:''' No! Just tell us where the movies are!

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' You could try going up to one of our mountains and skiing or snowboarding. We're great for winter sports here, and they'll be fun, even if you've never tried them before.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Stop trying to sell us on the same line of bull you try to sell everybody else on, okay?

'''NACHOMAN:''' We are ''savvy consumers'', alright?! You can't pull the wool over our eyes!

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' You could try falling off a cliff. We have beautiful cliffs here in Iceland, great for falling off of. And plentiful, too.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Oh. Oh. Okay, you're gonna be that way now? We gave you a fair chance, and you blew it. You happy now?!

'''NACHOMAN:''' Way to waste our time.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Way, to, waste, our, time.

'''NACHOMAN:''' We'll just check our iPhones instead.

'''BLUEBRY:''' And our iPads.

'''TOUR GUIDE:''' WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DO THAT IN THE... Hhave a nice day.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Thanks.

''{Bluebry and NachoMan leave.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Thanks... for nothing!

'''NACHOMAN:''' Aw snap, you really got him with that one, bro!

''{Bluebry and NachoMan share the sweetest high-five ever recorded. Then they laugh. The Tour Guide resumes his/her duties, now significantly more down-trodden. He/she gets hit with an egg.}''

''{Cut: the subway. Skub, Brooksie, Chwoka, and Noid walk onto the train when the doors open, doing the exact same thing they were doing when we left them. The still somehow haven't ran out of food yet, but they are running low. The train is lively, but not crowded, with white people, because nobody who's not white wants to go to Iceland. They are talking about white people things, like the Gap and Arcade Fire.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' But --

'''SKUB:''' Shut UP.

''{Skub throws some more food.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Just --

'''SKUB:''' Shut ALL of your ups!

''{Skub throws the last of the food. The gang finally finds four seats, right next to each other. The crackly intercom, presumably the driver, switches on.}''

'''CRACKLY INTERCOM:''' Current location: New York City. Next Stop: Iceland.

'''CHWOKA:''' White.

'''NOID:''' raaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

''{Noid gets out of his seat and shakes Chwoka by his shirt while screaming in his face. Chwoka begins to cry, just a little bit. Skub and Brooksie try, without any success, to try and scrape Noid off of Chwoka.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Jesus, Noid, hold up a little!

'''NOID:''' Yo, you try and put a black guy in a gang, but we ain’t gonna let you put a black guy in a gan--

'''SKUB:''' Now you're just quoting Flava Flav! Flava Flav!

'''CHWOKA:''' Black.

''{Noid moves on to choking Chwoka.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''{at Chwoka}'' YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOUR CASE HERE.

''{Brooksie takes out a rag and puts chloroform on it, then puts it on Noid's mouth while Skub holds his head back.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Shh, shh, it's all good now, everything's gonna be alright...

''{Noid falls limp to the floor, but is lowered gently by Brooksie and Skub, because they are responsible friends who don't give other friends concussions. Unlike Noid. Chwoka recovers from his harrowing experience.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''{not sardonic}'' Good night, sweet prince...

''{Skub kisses Noid good night on the forehead.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Should we put him down?

'''SKUB:''' No, no. Not yet.

''{Skub and Brooksie sit back down, leaving Noid on the floor.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' You know, it's really amazing --

'''BROOKSIE:''' Let me guess: how many white people are on this train?

'''CHWOKA:''' No, I was gonna say "that the door hasn't shut yet." Like, seriously, what's the holdup? Besides, there's some black passengers in the next cabin over.

''{Skub and Brooksie get real fidgety all of a sudden.}''

'''SKUB:''' Oh. B-b-black passengers?

'''BROOKSIE:''' You don't say.

'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah, totally.

'''SKUB:''' ...I... think I left my... wallet... at the apartment.

'''BROOKSIE:''' I think I left your wallet at the apartment too.

'''SKUB:''' Yes, we should probably go back to the apartment, and, get, the wallet.

'''BROOKSIE:''' We will probably end up missing the train, though!

'''SKUB:''' Oh. What a shame.

'''BROOKSIE:''' Come on Chwoka, let's go get that wallet!

''{Brooksie drags Chwoka off the train as Skub and he leaves. Noid is left behind.}''

''{Cut: An Icelandic movie store. Bluebry and NachoMan enter through the automatic sliding doors, then stop. Bluebry takes a deep breath in, despite being indoors and all the frest air being outside.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Mmm. Smell that air. You smellin' this air?

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh yeah, you know it.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Hella air.

''{Bluebry and NachoMan just stand there for a moment.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' ...LAST ONE TO THE CARTOON AISLE IS A ROTTEN EGG!

''{NachoMan runs off!}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Oh you are ON i HATE rotted food

''{Bluebry takes off.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm already halfway there! Halfway there! Halfway there! Halfway there!

''{NachoMan beats Bluebry to the cartoon aisle.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Ha ha! Looks like you're a rotten egg. Now nobody will want to eat you.

'''BLUEBRY:''' No fair, you got a head start.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{mocking}'' "No fair, you got a head start!" That's YOU. That is YOU! ...Stop being so childish.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Let's just do what we came here for.

'''NACHOMAN:''' You're just a sore loser.

''{Bluebry selects some DVDs carefully. NachoMan begins taking them two-at-a-time. Escalation ensues. Bluebry begins shovelling DVDs of cartoons into his arms indiscriminately. NachoMan follows suit. Soon they are tearing through the aisles, knocking DVDs off shelves and dropping them left and right. When they get to the finish line -- the movie checkout counter -- they drop all the DVDs and they cascade off the counter onto the floor.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Okkur langar til að kaupa allar þessar kvikmyndir. [We want to buy all these movies.]

''{The movie checkout guy begins picking movies off the floor and scanning them one by one, delicately and slowly.}''

'''MOVIE CHECKOUT GUY:''' Just like you Americans not to use a shopping cart.

'''NACHOMAN:''' How did you know?!

''{Bluebry puts a finger over NachoMan's mouth.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Icelandic folk are magic, NachoMan. Magic.

''{Cut: Later, outside the movie store. Bluebry and NachoMan exit the movie store, many plastic bags in tow.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' I can't believe we spent all of our money on movies!

'''NACHOMAN:''' But look at the payload!

''{NachoMan lifts up his bags and they all break.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Ah well, I didn't care about those ones anyway.

'''BLUEBRY:''' So worth it.

''{SMASH CUT: ICELANDIC MOTEL LOBBY, THAT NIGHT}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' what do you mean we have to pay money to sleep in your motel room

''{Cut: The apartment, next morning. Skub and Brooksie are playing ping-pong against the wall while sitting side-by-side on the couch. Chwoka is in the kitchen, still blind, and spilling coffee all over himself in the attempt to drink it throughout the scene. The doorbell rings!

'''BLACK NEIGHBOR:''' ''{on the other side of the door}'' You left a ''newspaper'' in the communal mailboxes.

''{Sexy music begins playing.}''

'''BLACK NEIGHBOR:''' Here it comes...

''{The Black Neighbor pushes a newspaper, unrolled, through the mail slot in the door. The sexy music stops playing. Skub gets up and picks up the newspaper.}''

'''SKUB:''' Hey, he already read this!

'''BROOKSIE:''' Typical.

''{Pause.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Of black people, I mean.

'''CHWOKA:''' Actually, I think my vision's coming back!

'''SKUB:''' Oh ''do you''

'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah!!! Let me have that newspaper!

'''SKUB:''' Catch!

''{Skub throws the newspaper like a shotput (after spinning around a few times) and it hits Chwoka in the face.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Dude. I still have the bandages on.

'''SKUB:''' well sorry okay?!?!

'''BROOKSIE:''' You're not really sorry you ''human slug.''

''{Chwoka takes the bandages off of his sunglasses, then takes his sunglasses off, and takes the bandages under those off, revealing another pair of sunglasses, which he takes off and begins to read. Skub and Brooksie have taken the opportunity to centralize in the kitchen and read over Chwoka's shoulder.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{reading, struggling as his vision comes back but I am not about to type that out}'' "TRAIN HIJACKED, DERAILED. EVERYBODY DEAD."

'''SKUB:''' Wow, how wonderful!

''{Pause.}''

'''SKUB:''' I mean, about your vision coming back. Not about the death.

''{Brooksie attempts to casually take the newspaper from Chwoka, but it turns into some sort of bizarre struggle and mumbled argument. Brooksie gains the upper hand.}''

'''BROOKSIE:''' Hey, it says here that that was OUR train!

'''SKUB:''' Wow, Chwoka! You're totally cleared of charges of racism.

'''CHWOKA:''' The mugshot is of a white guy.

'''SKUB:''' Totally. Cleared.

'''CHWOKA:''' And I don't see how this proves I'm not racist.

'''SKUB:''' Looks like you were right all along, ha ha ha ha ha!

'''BROOKSIE:''' Now, who wants ice cream?

''{Skub and Chwoka get really excited and Brooksie opens the cupboard behind him to reveal it is full of nothing but perfect ice cream cones.}''

END ACT III

TAG

''{Cut: Iceland, night. Bluebry and NachoMan are shivering in the cold Icelandic wilderness, their bags by their sides. They have started a small bonfire of video tapes, and are stoking it with sticks.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' God, I hate the stupid beautiful Icelandic scenery.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ...I think the fire is dying.

''{NachoMan reaches for another movie to burn, but Bluebry grabs his arm and stops him.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' No! That one’s my favorite!

'''NACHOMAN:''' You said that about the last one too!

''{NachoMan breaks free of Bluebry’s grip and throws the movie into the fire. There is a long, tense pause.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Iceland ''sucks.''

END TAG

WUW:Sandbox

2011-11-13T23:35:27Z

Chwoka:

This is gonna sound creepy, but are there any poisons that can be mistaken for cyanide in an autopsy?

WUW:Sandbox

2011-11-13T23:12:47Z

Chwoka:

<s>This is gonna sound creepy, but are there any poisons that can be mistaken for cyanide in an autopsy?</s>

Talk:RiffText/MFT3K/Zarel Emails

2011-11-13T22:20:51Z

Chwoka: Created page with '"They skipped this episode in their riffing! Now I can't riff it." it just didn't exist when we riffed it ~~~~'

"They skipped this episode in their riffing! Now I can't riff it."

it just didn't exist when we riffed it {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 22:20, 13 November 2011 (UTC)

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2011-11-09T03:21:14Z

Chwoka:

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2011-11-08T04:18:27Z

Chwoka:

hey dickholes, stop using the sitenotice for shits and giggles.

One frightful night (interactive)

2011-10-12T03:43:44Z

Chwoka: /* 7:00 PM */

One night, a number of people gathered at a mansion for a little party.

The night would soon turn from fun to criminal
==Playing==
*Anyone can sign up, as long as the five spots aren't already filled.
*The guilty party has no idea they are guilty until the end.
*If you have to stop editing, and need to be killed off, PM me.
*Three people will be robbed, assaulted, blackmailed, or killed. All four of these will not be used.
*Keep it appropriate, guys.
==The visitors==
*The bartender, Brandi Alexander ([http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/260/6/b/brandi_alexander_sprite_sheet_by_zoo977-d4a5frg.png image])
*Remolay, an elf. Just, an elf. (Art to come whenever the hell I feel like it.)
*
*
*

==7:00 PM==
''{The large mansion sits quietly on the cliff side. clouds fill the sky, but there's no rain or wind; just a gloomy sky.}''

''{A green convertable drives up the driveway, parking just short of the garage. Brandi steps out, carrying a road map and letter. She looks up at the mansion.}''

'''BRANDI:''' This must be the place. ''{begins walking towards the door.}'' You know, I don't know why Kookie invited me here. I thought she hated my guts.

''{A Mercedes drives by. The person in the passenger seat shoots Brandi 12 times.}''

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2011-09-27T03:35:12Z

Chwoka: Replaced content with '-'

User talk:Chwoka

2011-09-25T16:09:21Z

Chwoka: /* On the subject of rulebreakers */

== Wikihood ==
It's starting if you want to contribute and moderate and all that stuff. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 13:23, 8 November 2007 (MST)

== I got your message ==

Sorry about not being there, but I stay logged on so that you know I'm not dead. It's too bad we're always on at different times... [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Ekul http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/MaraudingManiac/Ekulsig2.jpg][[User talk:Ekul|∞]] 14:43, 8 November 2007 (MST)

== Hmm? ==

Question: Why do ''you'' care so much about Wikihood? --'''[[User talk:Vindicator|«<big>√</big>į]][[User:Vindicator|ńđīçąŧ]][[User_talk:Vindicator|ōŗ»]] [[Wiki's End|©'07]] [[Special:Contributions/Vindicator|c]]''' 13:43, 17 February 2008 (MST)

Because Wikihood 2 was awesome.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 14:41, 17 February 2008 (MST)

== Want to join..==
Wikirmies online?--[[User:Userunknown|User]][[User talk:Userunknown|unknown]][[Wikirmies online|!]][[Image:Games Banner.PNG|25px]] 18:08, 21 April 2008 (MDT)

== NGCMH ==

I've migrated over here, so I'm probably going to be much more active than I have been. Any news with you? {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 08:20, 24 April 2008 (MDT)

== Swearing ==

Try not to swear in future: it's still against the rules, and you aren't doing yourself any favors. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 13:28, 26 April 2008 (MDT)

== Please. ==

You seem to be trying to change the plot of The Void. The set plot is having a group of users get teleported to an empty void and trying to figure out it's secrets, ''not'' a dream about a void. Please follow the plot. At the moment all you are doing is considered spamming.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 04:16, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

== Your Game Making progrum... ==

...is an alcoholic beverage? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:10, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
:[http://xkcd.com/323/ Read the study] {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 01:22, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
::No, it's a trxt-adventure maker that Eric invented and NAMED after an alcoholic beverage.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 05:06, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

== Hi ==

Hey Chwoka! {{User:The thing/sig}} 18:35, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

== [[Styx Fan's Mii Service|Go Here!!!]] ==

--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:12, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars

== Re:Talk Page Spam ==

I'm Advertising! I know a couple Users who have!--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:26, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars
:REPLY ON YOUR OWN TALK PAGE NOT MINE. This is another stupid mean and annoying thing people do but nobody should.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:27, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
::That's what you think, I haven't had Business in 1 Month!--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:31, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars
:::REPLY ON YOUR OWN TALK PAGE MORON DO YOU EVEN READ WHAT I WRITE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE BUSINESS HERE.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:33, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
::::I was trying to get you the Message--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:36, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue
:::::DO IT ON YOUR OWN TALK PAGE, I CAN SEE RC AND WILL PROBABLY CHECK BACK ON IT VERY QUICKLY. Plus it makes conversations HARD to follow if it jumps back and forth between talk pages.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:38, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

== Wikihood III ==

When are you thinking of getting started? {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 18:46, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:When you say so.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 18:48, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::I'm going to see if Ekul's in first. If he is, then we'll start when he's ready. If he doesn't want to participate, then we'll have to see. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 18:55, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Can I help with it? {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 21:45, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::No. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 21:51, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::Can I join? {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 21:54, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::Probably not. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:55, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Yes, you can join, but not yet. A word to the wise: our characters are generally much older than yours, you might want to age 'im up a bit-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 22:19, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::How so? That statement may apply in more ways than one, but seeing as how nobody can ever know Chaos' age, it doesn't matter in the literal department. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:28, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::I was talking to WUJCM, but you might want to make your character differentthan in Wikihood: Redux. PLEASE. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:33, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::My character is 112 in Wikihood. {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 00:29, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::That's too old.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:22, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:Can one of my(different than other Wikihood) characters join? how old do I have to have him? [[User:Myself and I|Myself and I]] 02:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::Wait, Wikihood people are like...teens to adults, right? Maybe I could chuck Ryan and Wolf into Wikihood III. Oh, and by the way, I found a wireless port. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 02:12, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
why chwoka why -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 02:34, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:This wasn't my idea.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:59, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Over night I've begun to have second thoughts. Wikihood has always been a double-edged sword, and I wouldn't like to go through losing another. I don't know if it would be wise to try to make a new one. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 08:28, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:I'm in if there aren't going to be outside references. Well, plot-wise. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 10:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::If Wikihood 3 is made, the premise must be to eliminate the things which have tainted the others. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 10:27, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Sounds good. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 10:55, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Can my character be...21? Then, I'll have a kid, adult, and old version of my character. {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 14:41, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::I just remembered something:

Many moons ago, I'd asked if it was okay for me to create a Wikihood III. Nobody answered, so I just didn't do it. Anyways, I figured I would name it something other than "Wikihood 3" because it would be dumb. Then, seeing as how Wikihood 2 was more commonly Wikihood2, I was out of options. Than i came up with the name '''Wikihood The Third'''. I figured we could call this "Wikihood III" that, seeing as how it was what little bit original it could be. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 16:09, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

== I've got a bone to pick with you. ==

Stop being rude to everyone. The world doesn't revolve around you, you know. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:25, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:That's what he said to me in a Wikihood edit. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:27, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::Chwoka said that to you, or I did? I'm just tired of his arrogance! It's driving me mad! I'm tired of his disrespect! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:33, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Then complain. Or abuse your mod powers. The second is probably a bad idea. I dunno. He doesn't seem to like the 3rd gens, or at least the latter half of them...{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:38, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::It's just, at first, I thought he was a little grumpy. Then, when he turned to swearing and insulting, that's what started me off on him. You may see on my talk page, I tryed to make peace with him, but that was proved unaffective, as I noticed he had still been pushing people around. I'm tired of it. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:43, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::[[Talk:Recollection of the Lost Wikihood|Remember this little gem?]] {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:50, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Tell me about it! Chwoka, this is a warning. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:52, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

arrogance = intolerance of stupidity [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 18:57, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:There's a difference between intolerance of stupidity, and being a jerk. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:59, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::but intolerance of stupidity will cause the jerky behavior and to avoid jerky behavior you must not be stupid but c'mon look at this wiki therefore we are in a vicious cycle [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 19:04, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::It's not intolerance of stupidity. They're attacks. Want proof? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:07, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::not really since I think this entire conversation is pretty stupid and you should stop taking some 13 year old kid on the Internet and his comments so seriously [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 19:20, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::I did. It didn't work. So I'm warning him. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:45, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:If he won't listen to you, he might listen to me. Just a backup plan. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 20:00, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::The world doesn't revolve around biased opinions either. He was expressing his honest opinion. I mean, I'd rather have a brutal, heartless opinion than a happy one. Because truth > lie. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:27, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::I'm not against his honest opinions, I am against his knocking people down with the intention to bring down. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:31, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::: Maybe he's trying to prevent the fanstuff that is utter crap to even see the daylight so that the good fanstuff can exist. LOL NONE EXISTS :V {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:34, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::: I'm fine with that. But you can do that without stuff like this.

*Calling Raiku an Idiot for not doing ''{these tags}'' right.
*Calling Me and Chaos ****** writers.
*Overall, putting people down. THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO GO. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO ENCOURAGE THEM. NOT CRAP ALL OVER THEM AND WHATEVER THEY TRY TO DO.

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:03, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

That last one makes me think he's like Lewis Black. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:04, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

So you only have one point that proves your point since the second is a little thing called "constructive criticsm" (albeit some hefty criticism if that's true) and the third is just a summary. And no, you do not sugarcoat things and plug your ears and go "lalala everybody's special and their fanstuff is so amazing" because then we're just stuck with a bunch of liars and terrible fanstuff. I swear this is like the fifth time I've had to say this. [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 21:06, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Hey, the first thing users need to do is READ THE GUIDELINES. If Raiku read 1.3, he'd know how to do it without this happening. Calling you and Chaos "****** writers" is his own opinion. He probably doesn't mean to put people down either. However, if he admits to all this, he doesn't deserve a warning. Just a message of "don't be TOO negative". {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 21:08, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::We've tried warning him, I also brought that to the sysops attention when he called us bad writers. They didn't even do anything about it. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:10, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::You don't just call someone a ****** writer and expect to get away with it! And I don't care if he didn't mean to offend! He did it anyway, and maybe he should think a bit before saying offensive things like that. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:14, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::can you supply prove that he called a bunch of asteriks that I don't see what they stand for writer because otherwise this argument needs to be concluded [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 21:15, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::[[Talk:Recollection_of_the_Lost_Wikihood|Proof here. It even used to be uncensored.]] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:17, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Broken link is Broken. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:17, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::Fix'd. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:19, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Link to the revision history before the censor. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:21, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:He used the s-word, alright? {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 21:22, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::Why yes he did sirrah {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:23, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::[http://www.clamburger.org/wuw/index.php?title=Talk:Recollection_of_the_Lost_Wikihood&oldid=13591 Proof of swearing.] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:24, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Welp ok then. But I actually agree with him, the people here should definitely learn not to cram in awkward backstories whenever they can and try their hardest not to make characters with intentions of being "cool" or something. That's all my constructive criticism anyways and I bet this POSSES Chwoka off so sorry chwoka [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 21:24, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Even though he is a little rude sometimes(mostly to me), it's just who he is. I remember Noid and Bluebry saying that Chwoka's inconsideration for people's feelings is what makes him awesome. I still don't know what that means, but I think we all should just leave each other alone. We all agree that Chwoka isn't the nicest person in the wiki, but he's just doing his way of constructive criticism. If it's a little too vulgar for this wiki, just censor it like I did. You don't have to start yelling at him and judging him, then you're not being any better than he is. I do agree that if Chwoka does bite the newbies, then a warning is in place, but Raiku isn't really a newb and he should've known better. In tl;dr version, Chwoka is a human/teen too, just one with an attitude, yelling at him will only make it worse, and Raiku is not a newb. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:12, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

I don't yell at them because they're newbs, I yell at them because they're n00bs. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:09, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Yeah, I'm not trying to stop you from doing everything in life, I'm just telling you to lighten up a bit.. a lot. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:34, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
::This will never happen. If a woman can't change a man, you can't change Chwoka. (/lame analogy) {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:57, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Women can give men Sex Changes, therefor we can give him an attitude changing. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:59, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
::::I mean personality wise. Haven't you seen any day-time TV? {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 21:03, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

== I've got a bone to give you. ==

It's in my pants lol

sorry this just had to happen it's too hilarious

i have no opinion on the above topic, but yeah, chwoka's pretty awesome. i still need to look it all over, jcm's tl;dr was helpful though. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 22:18, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

== Swearing Part Two: Eclectic Boogaloo ==

Cut it out, Chwoka. Using the "s-word" is absolutely unacceptable anywhere outside the chatroom. Next time you let it slip out, I'll alert some higher-ups. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:05, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

== Okay so what the hell ==

We're not friends anymore >:000 {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:43, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:I never liked you anyway. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:44, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::You are a stupidhead YES I WENT THERE {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:45, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Yay! A new spot for me! I mean, sorry, Bluebry. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:45, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::: Bluebry, you're a dumbface. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:46, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::::shut the hell up. i dont even want to hear from you {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:48, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::yeah well take [[User:Bluebry|this!]] -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:49, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

== Personal Attacks ==

Please stop before I report you to a mod. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 01:28, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
:The idea was just a demonstration that just because something isn't important doesn't mean that it doesn't deserve to stay - heck, the whole WUW is unimportant when you think abvout it. But, more importantly, it was to get an edit in on the Objection! page we have set up.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:30, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
::Oh, it was also a demonstration on how important nipping these type of problems in the bud ARE, in case they escalate.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:31, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

== GO UPDATE OBEJCTION ==

DO IT {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 02:16, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:SORRY-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:19, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
::Do you think I'm being too comedic here?-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:23, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
What, there's a wookiee on this wiki? Go back to [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]]. --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 02:42, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:gb2sesamestreet nubbie {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:57, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
::CHWOKA IT IS TIME AGAIN COME DO THIS THING [[Special:Contributions/66.30.100.140|66.30.100.140]] 22:51, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
:::FFFFFFFF UPDATE {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:03, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

== Now now... ==

It's just an interactive game. Don't go crazy 'bout it. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:52, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

== College Interview ==

Update. Please. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 01:49, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

== IRC ==

Why did you leave? Noid and cheese lft. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 00:42, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
:i actually do have some interest in objection {{User:The Noid/sig}} 00:44, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

== Trolling ==

You were just trolling on raiku's fanstuff, and were participating in a revert war. Please stop. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

== MFT3K ==

Host Segment 2

Should we start it now? {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 16:27, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

:Yes.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:22, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

== Sig ==

Would you like a sig? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:09, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:he likes none ... i think {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 02:09, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Not from you, Raiku - [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:15, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:Why? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:16, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

== Hello there, sir ==

I would like to request the use of your images for [[JCM's Animation Studio]]. Letting us use these files will be very much appreciated, as we are thriving to become the biggest source of animations on the wiki. {{User:JCM/sig}} 04:30, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
:hell knaw {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::Fine. I don't need your crappy meter, anyway. {{User:JCM/sig}} 04:46, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
:::JCM: what will he do next, ladies and gentlemen? [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 04:50, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

== Second Try ==

Listen, I know you think of me as a third gen, and I may be one, but can we put our differences aside and be friends? I can be a second gen if you open a door for me to become one. {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:06, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
:I've given you chance time and time again, without telling you. You always seem to fall flat on your face. This shall serve as a reminder: someone is watching and keeping score. Maybe not me, but someone. It's called a "reputation", and it's hard to change. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::I know about my reputation, but I've been trying hard to change it, and I've been improving the past month, but the only way for me to be completely cleansed of my past is for me to get your approval. {{User:JCM/sig}} 02:33, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
:::I'll be watching you like a hawk on toast. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 02:58, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

== ZOMG ==

I remember you! :D {{User:Sinta-tan/sig}}
:From where? {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 03:25, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

== Congraturations ==
[[WUW:Acceptance_Speech|Details within]]. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 07:03, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

== Please../ ==

don't delete other people's fanstuff for no reason/ {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:33, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
:No reason? Bahahahahahahano. There was, in fact, a reason - it was:
# Horrible
# Comprised entirely of other people's ideas
So screw you, it's getting deleted. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 03:34, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

== Attack page ==

You do not create pages attacking ANY user for ANY reason, am I clear? --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 05:03, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:Personally, I really don't think Chwoka did anything wrong. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:30, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:can you restore it so i can see whether or not it was offensive {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:35, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::It wasn't necessarily bad. Certain, it would probably get an uptight parent angry, but it really wasn't all that bad. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:48, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:::It's cruel. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:33, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::::it's cool {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::Raiku, learn to take a joke. It's not even that offensive. Just take the time to laugh. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:36, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::Can I make one of ChwokA? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:38, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Meh. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:39, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

== Can I retry? ==

Please? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:26, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:No! {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 02:27, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::You hate me too. Why? It's crap! You know what? I don't care. I hate this wiki because everyone hates me! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:30, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:::But me, CG, and SR. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:31, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:Dear god, NPP, you are the whiniest prick and over-react to every possible situation. He even said that if you failed the audition, you couldn't try again. This is your own fault. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:32, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Chaos: I don't care! Call me a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! Raiku: I don't see why you don't hate me! If I could, I would destroy the WUW! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:34, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

== Mod Template ==

I have scythe's permission to have it there. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:But not mine! BRWHAHAHAHAHA ''{200~ KiB of HAHAHA... removed --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 23:36, 1 April 2009 (UTC)}''

naw but seriosuly okay

{{User:Chwoka/sig}}

That was the biggest edit ever!!! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:15, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

== Hey Chwoka let's riff on RoB ==

Let's riff on RoB

Chwoka hey {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 21:21, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

== "If you give me the link to the game, I'll play it" ==

FOLLOW UP ON YOUR WORD

[[Badstar Strunner: Ace Attorney.]] -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== you are flooding irc ==

please stop it hurts my head and i want to play total drama wiki island {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 20:18, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
:read the summaries. Set your RC to "Advanced" in your preferences, and the flood will be reduced to one line. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

== ehem ==

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j189/HomestarMaximum/Somewhereoutthere.png

--{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 23:59, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

== If you want me to include you in Skullbuggy Drops Acid... ==

You'll have to tell me your first name, so I can use your real-world self, and not just make you one of Wesley's hallucinations. And you probably don't want that. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:56, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

== A giftart approaches! ==

It is early morning, and the night is black and all is still. Carefully taking her weapon of choice from her lair, she stalks the labyrinthine halls. Hearing a brief scuffle of movement, she is alerted to the presence of her prey. On soft, silent feet she quietly pushes aside the barrier. Suddenly, her quarry freezes, sensing her presence, and turns his head to look.

[http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6633/scan0015.png "Huh?"]

The flash of her camera illuminates the basement.

(Drawn and written because I happen to feel like it, whether you do or not.) -[[User:Chmera|Ch'mera]]
:obviously not really spanish.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 00:09, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

* why are "my" eyes on the side of "my" head
* that looks like "my" front, not the back
* my hairline is receding, apparently
** in two dimensions nonetheless
* why is my collar almost as wide as my shoulder
*the distance between the tumb and rest of the fingers is too long on the left hand
* my spine is pointing right, i should probably have that checked out
* my arm is on the wrong side of my body that can't be good
** and it appears it is defying persepctive by pointing backwards
* do i have a left hand or left flipper
* left sleeve is shorter than right sleeve
** left ARM is shorter than the right one too
* and the left one is skinnier too, have I been only using dumbells with one arm?
* is that trashcan on the floor or just floating there
** if it's on the floor, either it's far away or i have really short legs and the table is scaled to fit them
*** and then the table isn't on the wall and the posters are just floating there themselves
* also if that's my back i've got breasts and an hourglass figure
* come to think of it, the entire body looks like it's going the opposite direction of the head, and the neck does not look like it's turning

on the other hand, the table legs are fine {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

::Thanks, was looking for constructive crit. I'll see if I can fix it, I'll update you if and when it is. -[[User:Chmera|Ch'mera]]

== WHAHJHAGjyhasgdhsbaarueiobguivoe5trbyntios dBOuiwevfg5 896GY50V ==

CHANGE MY EMAIL PAGE BACK, YOU RANDOM MOD! [[User:Toonypie|Toonypie]]

== "broke rule 1 of free-for-all week didn't even think that was possible" ==

Raiku breaking rules

It's so possible {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:40, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
:Hey, we all get it. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:31, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

== Chwoka... ==

stop vandalizing Wikihood. You aren't a Wikihood moderator. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:41, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
:I AM EDITOR also i am punishing them for focusing on a fight scene way too much {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::It's their fanstuff. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:44, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
::"wikihood is a publicly-owned entity" {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::"that holds majority of the vote situations(namely on fighting plots)" {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:52, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
::::Still, I kinda liked it better before you touched it... {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 11:19, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

== Regarding Wikihood ==

I see you want to make it better, but I'd rather we stick to our own written work. If you'd like to have a subpage on the Wikihood page for "Chwoka Tidies Up!" episodes, I'm all for it, but I'd rather just leave the current episodes to us and revise them afterward in a new page. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 21:26, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

I gave Foil a physical form using aluminum. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:04, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

:The N.O.X.I.G.A.R. System? Is that something you just thought up of? What do the initials even stand for? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 20:29, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

== ... ==

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3765/110924-27557-deathstroke_super.JPG {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 04:08, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

== You Won ==

You won the [[Weekly Contest]]. 
[[File:Chwokawins.png|700px]] {{User:The thing/sig}} 15:57, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== Your Presidency ==

yeah yeah sure as long as i remain emperor i don't care either way {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:51, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

== You're a mod ==

I'd like to report [[User:Zoo977|Zoo977]] for constant vandalism of my fanstuff, [[Hellius]]. He has also flamed me for the past few weeks, and is a nuisance. Thank you. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:36, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

== Expanding the GAME series ==

Is it okay if I can make a fangame to your GAME series called the FANGAME series? {{User:*Micah*/sig}} 22:15, 29 April 2011 (UTC)
<pre>[12:56:05] <Chwoka> bluby noid micah wants to make a sequel to my GAME 1 series
[12:56:11] <Chwoka> should i let him y/n
[12:56:32] <Bluby> only if it is called GAME 2 and the end has to be a gigantic FUCK YOU
[12:56:45] <NOID> i forgot micah was a thing
[12:56:49] <Chwoka> okay
[12:57:26] <Chwoka> http://wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/GAME_2 actually exists though blubry
[12:57:48] <Bluby> GAME FUCK YOU then
[12:58:09] <Chwoka> okay</pre>

so there's your terms. call it "GAME FUCK YOU" and the ending has to be "FUCK YOU" in giant letters and if it's not i have rights to claim copyright infringement. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 19:59, 18 June 2011 (UTC)
:what when did something happen on #wuw {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:50, 19 June 2011 (UTC)

== chwoka who is your favorite pony ==

mine is fluttershy she is so kawaii :3:3:3:3:3 <(^_^#)> -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:mine is fuck you and your shitty, slammed-together puddle of vomit you call humor. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:38, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
::Badstar, I will punch your face through my screen if you ever do that again. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 05:42, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
:::no you will not {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:00, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
:::wow what did badstar do {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:45, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
::::I automatically want to punch people in the face who use "Kawaii" in an otherwise English sentence, especially in the context of My Little Pony. My rage would have been much worse if he had used the words "Mai Waifu" {{User:Remolay/sig}} 03:19, 1 September 2011 (UTC)
:::::<nowiki>:I</nowiki> {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 05:56, 1 September 2011 (UTC)
::::pfft i liked ponies before i came back here {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:58, 1 September 2011 (UTC)
But really man, thanks for the critique. Slinging insults at me and editing my page without permission is so much better than giving me honest feedback. Thanks, bro. You're a great guy. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:hey he does it to everyone else and they don't complain

:mostly because they're inactive {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::look i don't need to give high-effort, substantial criticism to such an low-effort, insubstantial work and if you can't see exactly why what you made was the shit of the earth, there is NOTHING i could do to make you change perspectives. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::my favorite pony is rainbow dash -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 03:40, 3 September 2011 (UTC)
::::oh, now I know why you didn't give the world's greatest proper riffs

::::which I am super dissapointed about {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== On the subject of rulebreakers ==

Super Sam nullified all the guidelines but 1.2 a while ago. You can ask him yourself if you don't believe me, but if I thought I'd get in trouble over this, I would have bothered to replace the names and actions before transferring the pages here. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:05, 24 September 2011 (UTC)
:i think chwoka's aware of that, tbh
:the rulebreakers were probably just put there out of spite {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:44, 24 September 2011 (UTC)
::actually i wasn't {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 16:09, 25 September 2011 (UTC)

Crime Scene In-farce-tigation

2011-09-18T03:32:33Z

Chwoka:

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[[File:Crimescene.PNG|thumb|Title card]]
'''''Crime Scene In-farce-tigation''''' is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season eight. In it, the Krusty Krab is robbed clean, and it's up to SpongeBob and Patrick to find the culprit.

'''Time cards shown:''' None

'''Characters Present:'''
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Patrick Star
*Eugene H. Krabs
*Squidward Tentacles
*And everyone else

== Transcript ==

''(Open to the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs drives up and walks to the doors.)''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ah, opening time. Where me customers feed their bellies and I feed me unhealthy obsession with legal tender.

''(Mr. Krabs opens the doors to find everything in the restaurant gone.)''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Me register! She's missing!

''(Mr. Krabs runs to spot where the cash register was apparantly located, kneels down, and cries deeply.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Mr. Krabs?

''(SpongeBob walks onscreen and taps Mr. Krabs on the shoulder, causing him to jump through the ceiling.)''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(from the roof)'' Goodness, me boy! Don't scare me like that!

''(Krabs jumps back down and brushes himself off.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Sorry, Mr. Krabs. I just wanted to know where everything went.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' I wanted to know that, too.

'''SpongeBob:''' How could this have happened?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, they obviously didn't sprout legs and walk off.

'''SpongeBob:''' Actually, that's very much a possibility.

''(Mr. Krabs stares wearily at SpongeBob for 10 minutes. Cut to commercial.)''

''(Cut back. Mr. Krabs is still staring at SpongeBob. He finally rolls his eyes and groans.)''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now that a whole episode's been wasted, I might as well go ahead and give ye the task.

'''SpongeBob:''' ''(eyes bulge out like some yellow idiot)'' Ooh! A task?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes. I need ye to find the scumbag that robbed me store and get me stuff back from him.

'''SpongeBob:''' But isn't that dangerous?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Of course! Why else do you think ''I'm'' not doing it?

'''SpongeBob:''' Good point. I should at least get some help though.

''(Squidward walks in.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward! Just in time!

''(Squidward walks out.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' OK! Catch you later, Squid! ''(does some kind of shooting action with his hands)''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(muttering)'' The boy ain't right.

''(Cut to Patrick's rock. SpongeBob runs up to it and knocks. Patrick picks up the rock and jumps out.)''

'''Patrick:''' Hello? ''(squeezes SpongeBob's face)'' Mario, is that you? One more minute and the pizza would have been free!

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, did you forget to wear your contacts again?

'''Patrick:''' ''(stops squeezing SpongeBob's face)'' I wear contacts?

'''SpongeBob:''' Nevermind, Patrick. We've been granted a task, and we only have a couple of minutes to complete it.

'''Patrick:''' A task? Well, why didn't you just say so? ''(sticks his hand into his belly button and pulls out a small box)''

'''SpongeBob:''' What's in the box?

'''Patrick:''' My contacts! ''(takes his contacts out of the box and sticks them to his eyes)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Um...Anyway, someone's robbed the Krusty Krab, and we have to find him.

'''Patrick:''' What crusty crab? That red, sweaty guy you work for?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, Patrick, the restaurant! Now, come on! We're wasting time!

'''Patrick:''' ''(crosses arms)'' I don't appreciate your tone.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry, Patrick, but the clock is ticking! Can you please just help me?

'''Patrick:''' Alright, SquarePants, I'll fold. But only because I like ya.

'''SpongeBob:''' Great! Now, the first thing we need to do is investigate the scene of the crime.

''(Cut to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob and Patrick are looking for clues when Mr. Krabs calls them to the office, where he sits indian style on the ground.)''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Did you boys find anything yet?

'''SpongeBob:''' No, just this penny. ''(holds up a penny, which Mr. Krabs then vacuums up with his wallet)''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' 'Tis a shame. My recipe's still in the safe, so Plankton probably isn't behind this.

'''Patrick:''' Plank? I think you've got the wrong cartoon, bub.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Patrick, just do me a favor and never speak to me again in my lifetime.

'''Patrick:''' ''(salutes)'' Aye aye, captain!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, I don't know if this'll help, but I found this lodged under me office door. ''(takes a tiny green sphere out of his shirt pocket)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Ew, a sour kelp ball? The only two people I know who can stomach that dookey is Patrick...

'''Patrick:''' I win!

'''SpongeBob:''' And... ''(face suddenly gets all serious and crap)''

''(Cut to a beaten down trailer. SpongeBob walks in to find none other than Bubble Bass flossing his teeth.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' What are you doing out of the first season, Bubble Bass?

'''Bubble Bass:''' SquarePants. ''(spits out gunk)'' You've found me.

'''SpongeBob:''' Yes. Unfortunately.

'''Bubble Bass:''' So, what is it that you want? Girl advice?

'''SpongeBob:''' Why would I go to ''you'' for girl advice?

'''Bubble Bass:''' Don't tell me you've forgetten about Amanda Hugenkes.

''(SpongeBob takes a picture of a realistic dolphin out of his pants and gazes at it longingly.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' I swore that I would never love again after you took her.

'''Bubble Bass:''' Yes, good times.

'''SpongeBob:''' ''(puts the picture back in his pants)'' But this isn't about that. This is about you ''robbing'' the Krusty Krab.

'''Bubble Bass:''' What a harsh accusation! And a wrong one, at that. Do you have any evidence to back this up?

'''SpongeBob:''' As a matter of fact, I do. ''(takes out the kelp ball)'' What do you have to say to this?

'''Bubble Bass:''' I stopped eating those awful things years ago! I now restrict my diet to fried clams and sparkling slime, with the occasional goose egg. ''(takes an egg from his cooler and swallows it whole)'' Yep, hits the spot.

'''SpongeBob:''' Do you really expect me to believe that, you big barnacle?

'''Bubble Bass:''' I know you don't like me, SpongeBob, but you're going to have to face it. I didn't steal from your precious restaurant. I wouldn't want to face your red, sweaty boss again, anyhow. He pinches like nobody's business. ''(rubs his arm)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, that Mr. Krabs sure is great.

'''Bubble Bass:''' You really are an idiot, aren't you?

'''SpongeBob:''' Whatever, Bubble Bass. If you didn't do it, I'll need your cooperation in finding the real criminal. You've been around. You know what's going on.

'''Bubble Bass:''' I also know that you aren't finding the criminal, because I'm not helping you.

'''SpongeBob:''' But if I don't figure out who robbed the Krusty Krab before time runs out, my job is on the line!

'''Bubble Bass:''' Rough roofies.

'''SpongeBob:''' This is a children's show, Bass!

'''Bubble Bass:''' You can kiss my bass goodbye.

'''SpongeBob:''' Come on! If not for me, do it for...

''(SpongeBob takes the picture of Amanda out of his pants, and sappy love music begins to play.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' ...her.

''{Bubble Bass farts loudly, ending the music.)''

'''Bubble Bass:''' Unlike you, I got over Mandy after we broke up.

'''SpongeBob:''' Fine! ''(sticks the picture deeep into his pants)'' Be that way! I tried to give you a another chance, but as of now, you can kiss my sponge goodbye!

'''Bubble Bass:''' A'ight. See ya.

''(SpongeBob is thrown out of Bubble Bass' trailer. The kelp ball rolls away from him and Patrick picks it up.)''

'''Patrick:''' Hey, it's that sour kelp ball I lost yesterday! ''(throws it into his mouth)'' Yummy.

'''SpongeBob:''' That kelp ball was yours?

'''Patrick:''' Yeah, I must have dropped it while I was getting my midnight snack.

'''SpongeBob:''' You get your midnight snacks at the Krusty Krab?

'''Patrick:''' ''(nods)'' Yuh-huh!

'''SpongeBob:''' Since when?

'''Patrick:''' Since you started locking the door to your house.

'''SpongeBob:''' ''(facepalms)'' Patrick, you made me walk all the way over here for nothing!

'''Patrick:''' It wasn't for nothing. I got my sour kelp ball back!

''(SpongeBob starts sputtering and twitching.)''

'''Patrick:''' What's wrong, SpongeBob? Do you have a wedgie?

'''SpongeBob:''' ''(angrily)'' Why didn't you claim the kelp ball when Mr. Krabs FIRST SHOWED IT TO US?

'''Patrick:''' That was a sour kelp ball? I thought it was was war memorabilia!

'''SpongeBob:''' What?

'''Patrick:''' ''(waves it off)'' You know how those old guys are.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, now we have absolutely nothing to go on. Let's just tell Mr. Krabs what we didn't accomplish and call it a day.

''(SpongeBob and Patrick walk back to the Krusty Krab sadly. Suddenly, SpongeBob spots the Chum Bucket and gets an idea.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' I know! Plankton never leaves his restaurant! He had to have seen something!

''(SpongeBob and Patrick run into the Chum Bucket and look around.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Karen:''' ''(rolls into the room)'' He's on vacation. What is it you need?

'''Patrick:''' ''(scared)'' SpongeBob, that pole is talking to us! Let's make a run for it!

'''SpongeBob:''' It's not a pole, Patrick. It's Plankton's wife. ''(to Karen)'' I just wanted to know if you saw who robbed the Krusty Krab.

'''Karen:''' I am a computer. I can't ''see'' anything.

'''SpongeBob:''' I'm pretty sure computers can't love, either.

'''Karen:''' I am well aware of that, yes.

''(There is a long pause.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, thanks anyway, Karen.

'''Patrick:''' Hey, meatloaf!

''(Patrick jumps onto a table with a plate of holographic meatloaf on it. The table breaks and the hologram short-circuts, turning it off.)''

'''Patrick:''' ''(sheds a single tear)'' Where my meatloaf has gone?

'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick. We have music to face.

'''Patrick:''' ''(recovers from his depression)'' Ooh, I like music! It pleases my earlobes.

'''SpongeBob:''' This isn't the kind of music you're going to like, Patrick. ''(sighs)''

''(SpongeBob and Patrick walk to the Krusty Krab once again and open the doors to find everything back in place.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! The Krusty Krab isn't a crime scene anymore!

'''Patrick:''' Darn. I wanted to find more sour kelp balls.

''(Mr. Krabs walks out of his office and eagerly embraces the pair.)''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' The status quo has been upheld, me boys! ''(gives SpongeBob a noogie)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Where did you find your things, Mr. Krabs?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Funniest story: I was driving to me daughter's school to pick her up when I found me items hitchhiking on the side of the road!

'''SpongeBob:''' ''(laughs)'' Wow, so they did sprout legs and walk off after all!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(chuckles)'' Yeah!

'''Patrick:''' I'm finding it very hard to believe all this.

'''Mr. Krabs:''' That's because you're an idiot, Patrick. Now scram!

'''Patrick:''' ''(salutes)'' Aye aye, captain!

''(Patrick runs into the doors then falls down unconscious.)''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Did I forget to mention that lock system I just installed? Whoops.

''(The End)''

Plankton: Across the Seven Seas/Pilot

2011-09-18T03:32:07Z

Chwoka:

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The pilot of [[Plankton: Across the Seven Seas]]

== Transcript ==

'''Narrator:''' Previously on SpongeBob SquarePants:

''(SpongeBob and Patrick run into the Chum Bucket and look around.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Plankton?

'''Karen:''' ''(rolls into the room)'' He's on vacation. What is it you need?

'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to know if you saw who robbed the Krusty Krab.

'''Karen:''' I am a computer. I can't ''see'' anything.

'''SpongeBob:''' Well, thanks anyway, Karen. Come on, Patrick. We have music to face.

''(Bubble transition to a bus stop. It's night and it's raining. A bus speeds by, and Plankton is left over wearing a hat and holding a suitcase.)''

'''Plankton:''' Nothing clears the mind better than a week with the relatives.

''(Plankton stuffs his hat into his suitcase and starts walking to the Chum Bucket.)''

'''Plankton:''' I have enough evil plans now to last me a lifetime! Mr. Krabs won't know what hit him!

''(Plankton stops abrubtly. The Chum Bucket is shown with a giant "Closed" sign in front of it.)''

'''Plankton:''' What the...? KAREN! ''(taps his foot)'' Oh wait, she doesn't have legs.

''(Plankton walks into the restaurant and sees Karen in sleep mode.)''

'''Plankton:''' AWAKEN, YOU WORTHLESS CALCULATOR!

'''Karen:''' ''(waking up)'' It's nice to see you again, too, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' What is going on here? That closed sign is going to turn off potential customers.

'''Karen:''' Potential customers? That's rich.

'''Plankton:''' ''(angrily)'' Don't make me dismantle you!

'''Karen:''' Alright, don't get your diapers in a bunch.

'''Plankton:''' ''(crosses arms)'' I'll have you know that I stopped wearing diapers 10 months ago!

'''Karen:''' I know. I'm the one who changes you.

'''Plankton:''' ''(scratches chin)'' Oh, right. Well, get on with it! Why's there a closed sign out front?

'''Karen:''' Because the restaurant is closed.

'''Plankton:''' ''(waves arms wildly)'' ACCORDING TO WHO?

'''Karen:''' According to the government.

'''Plankton:''' What?

'''Karen:''' Here. They left a note.

''(Karen prints out a letter, which Plankton rips out and reads.)''

'''Plankton:''' Dear valued citizen, blah blah blah blah, yadda yadda, yup yup. What kind of foreign langauge is this?

'''Karen:''' It's government language, sweetie. Just run it through my Government to English tranlator and I'll read it for you.

''(Plankton puts the letter back into Karen and the text "Dear valued citizen, blah blah blah blah, yadda yadda, yup yup." appears on the screen.)''

'''Karen:''' Begin message. Dear walking tax dollars, it has come to our attention that you have been operating a fast food restaurant with an expired business license. So you don't start getting the idea that you actually live in a democracy, we have no option but to come over and shut your restaurant down. With love, the government. End message.

'''Plankton:''' ''(rips off antennas)'' This is horrible! How am I going to run Krabs out of business without a business to run him out of business with?

'''Karen:''' Plankton, maybe this all was a sign.

'''Plankton:''' A sign that I shouldn't go 7 years without renewing my licenses?

'''Karen:''' Well, yeah. But also a sign that you should quit worrying about Mr. Krabs.

'''Plankton:''' But I'm this close to getting him. My next plan can't fail!

'''Karen:''' That's what you said about your last 468 plans.

'''Plankton:''' Geez, has it been that long? I mean, get off my back, woman! If I can't run Krabs out of business by selling Krabby Patties, I'll figure out another way to do it!

'''Karen:''' Of course you will.

'''Plankton:''' I will, gosh darn it!

'''Policeman:''' ''(from outside)'' Who's in there?

'''Plankton:''' Oh, shoot! It's the po po! I've gotta get out of here!

'''Policeman:''' Stay right where you are!

''(Plankton slips into a mouse hole as the policeman breaks the door down.)''

'''Policeman:''' Hello? ''(points his gun at Karen)''

'''Karen:''' I am a computer. I cannot speak.

'''Policeman:''' Well, then it must have just been the wind. ''(walks out)'' Indoor winds. Who'd have thunk it?

'''Karen:''' You can come out from hiding now.

''(Plankton peeks out from the mouse hole then fully departs.)''

'''Plankton:''' Now, where was I?

'''Karen:''' You were telling me how you'd figure out another way to get your butt kicked by Mr. Krabs.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, right! Yes, I've got it now. And it's delightfully devious. ''(laughs maniacally)'' Also, shut up.

''(Cut to the Krusty Krab. Plankton is carrying a rolled-up sheet of paper and tape. He puts the items on the ground, runs offscreen, and comes back with a ladder. He picks the stuff up, walks up the ladder, and tapes the paper to the door. He then walks down the ladder and runs offscreen. He walks back onscreen with the "Closed" sign, which he proceeds to stick into the ground. He jumps on top of the sign, continues jumping to get it deeper in, and laughs while he does so. Thunder booms and lightning flashes.)''

''(Cut back to the Chum Bucket.)''

'''Plankton:''' As you see from that unnecessarily long action, Karen, I plan to make Krabs think the government shut his restaurant down. He'll have no choice but to surrender!

'''Karen:''' I've come up with exactly 94 scenarios for this plan's failure.

'''Plankton:''' I've come up with exactly one scenario for your system's failue. Me shutting it off!

''(Plankton unplugs Karen.)''

'''Plankton:''' See? I can be clever, too. Ha ha ha ha ha. ''(bends head left and right for each "ha")''

''(Plankton jumps to the window and sees Mr. Krabs walking down the street and humming "Blow the Man Down")''

'''Plankton:''' Looks like he's here!

''(Plankton runs over to the Krusty Krab and hides in a nearby bush.)''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(spots the sign)'' Shiver me timbers!

'''SpongeBob:''' ''(running down street)'' I'm ready-eddy-eddy-eddy-huh?

''(SpongeBob catches up with Mr. Krabs, who's reading the note.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Why's there a closed sign out front, Mr. Krabs?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' According to this letter, the government shut us down!

'''SpongeBob:''' ''(looks at the note)'' I can't make any sense of this!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's government language, boy! You'd have to be some kind of an idiot to not know that!

''(Plankton clears his throat.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Did you hear something?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' This isn't the time to worry about ghosts, lad! We have bigger problems at hand!

'''SpongeBob:''' ''(shrugs)'' Why's the governemt shutting us down, anyway?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Apparantly, our license is expired. Didn't I tell you to keep that thing up to date?

'''SpongeBob:''' But I did!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' The blahs don't lie, SpongeBob!

'''SpongeBob:''' ''(crying)'' I'm sorry! This is all my fault!

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Of course it's all your fault! I should have never trusted you! Now we're all out of work!

'''SpongeBob:''' Can't you just buy a new license?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(points at himself)'' Do I look like I'm made of money?

''(Cut to a close-up of Mr. Krabs in which his head is literally a pile of money with eyes.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' I...I don't know! ''(cries again)''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Your tears aren't going to bring me restraunt back. Man up!

'''Squidward:''' ''(walks onscreen with a disturbingly large grin)'' So, the government finally shut your illegal operation down, huh?

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Put a sock in it, big nose!

'''Squidward:''' Gladly. ''(walks offscreen laughing)''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, if you need me, I'll be selling drugs in the alleyway. ''(follows Squidward offscreen)''

'''SpongeBob:''' ''(sniffs)'' Goodbye...Krusty Krab. ''(follows Mr. Krabs offscreen with his head down)''

''(Plankton just stands in the bushes with his mouth gaping open for the next few minutes.)''

'''Plankton:''' I...did it. I finally put my archenemy out of business! Oh, gosh! I've never felt such joy in my life! Whoopee!

''(As Plankton dances in excitement, a hobo walks in front of the bush and looks around. Seeing that the coast is clear, he unzips.)''

'''Plankton:''' ''(looks up)'' Wait a minute! No! Don't!

''(Water is heard sprinkling as the hobo breathes a sigh of relief. Plankton screams the whole time.)''

''(Cut to the Chum Bucket. Plankton walks in with yellow stuff dripping from him. He dries himself off with a napkin and turns Karen back on.)''

'''Plankton:''' So, I was just given a golden shower.

'''Karen:''' Congratulations. How did the plan go?

'''Plankton:''' It worked perfectly, in fact. Mr. Krabs is finally out of business. What do you have to say to that?

'''Karen:''' Great job. It only took you 20 years.

'''Plankton:''' ''(scoffs)'' Haters gonna hate.

'''Karen:''' Well, don't let me interrupt your party, certified gangsta.

'''Plankton:''' Whatever! Now that Mr. Krabs is gone, I can finally sit back, relax, and enjoy my life as a college-educated person who went to college.

'''Karen:''' That joke's not old.

'''Plankton:''' It will never get old, Karen! Recognize!

''(Bubble transition to the park. "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong begins to play. Plankton is jumping from flower to flower in a meadow with a blissful look on his face. In the middle of a jump, a worm catches him in his teeth. Bones are heard breaking as Plankton screams bloody murder.)''

''(Cut to SpongeBob's house. He's laying nonchalantly in his bed, playing paddleball.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' Just 9,998,559,671,349-48-47 to go.

'''Gary:''' ''(groans)'' Me-ow.

''(Cut to the park's swingset. Plankton is sitting on one of the swings, attempting to move it, to no avail. A very large chuld walks onscreen, and thinking that Plankton's swing is available, jumps right on. Plankton screams again.)''

''(Cut to Squidward's house. He paints a portrait of himself and sighs peacefully, then throws the portrait into a trash can filled with others.)''

''(Cut to a mini-golf course. Plankton manages to make a hole in one. While he's cheering, the camera zooms out to show that he's in a larger hole in a larger mini-golf course. Nat's playing in that golf course, and he manages to make a hole in one. More screaming ensues.)''

''(Cut to Patrick's rock. Patrick wakes up with his stomach grumbling.)''

'''Patrick:''' I wonder if Squidward locks his house at night... ''(the music stops playing)''

''(Cut to the Chum Bucket. Plankton, wearing a full-body cast, jumps in.)''

'''Karen:''' How was the park?

'''Plankton:''' ''(furious)'' HOW DO YOU THINK IT WAS?

'''Karen:''' Wow, you sure are loud for someone with crushed lungs.

'''Plankton:''' ''(lays down in a bed and groans)'' Is a nice day at the park too much to ask for?

'''Karen:''' When you're the primary antagonist of the show, yes.

'''Plankton:''' But what's the point of being an antagonist when you have nobody to antagonize? There is none! With Krabs out of business, my only purpose in life is to be worm food! ''(raises an arm with bite marks on it)''

'''Karen:''' Goodness, Plankton. Even when you aren't a complete loser, you just can't stop whining.

'''Plankton:''' But it's not fair. Even when I should be happy, I'm completely miserable.

'''Karen:''' What makes you happy, Plankton? That's what you need to know.

'''Plankton:''' What makes me happy? Going after that cheapskate all the time, sending his world for a spin, making sure he doen't have a day of rest. It's fun, it's reliable, it's something I've just completely screwed up! ''(cries)''

'''Karen:''' If you want to annoy Mr. Krabs so badly, just tell him what you did. You two will be bickering like children again in no time.

'''Plankton:''' Honesty? No way! That goes against my code!

'''Karen:''' What code?

'''Plankton:''' My...code. You know. It's...used for...things.

'''Karen:''' You're not making any sense.

'''Plankton:''' You just wouldn't understand, Karen. It's a guy thing. And a flesh and blood thing. So, telling the truth is out. ''(thinks for a second)'' But don't worry, Karen. I have a plan that will satisfy my villianous urges and keep Krabs on the streets!

'''Karen:''' ''(monotonous)'' Please, oh wonderous husband. Tell me what your magnificent plan is.

'''Plankton:''' I will! Now, you may remember the famous Imitation Krabs I built some time ago.

'''Karen:''' Go on.

'''Plankton:''' Well, I'm rebuilding it, this time without that pesky coin-operated self-destruct and with...

''(Plankton struggles out of his bed, jumps to his cabinet, and pulls a test tube filled with a red liquid out from it.)''

'''Plankton:''' The DNA of Ol' Eugene Krabs himself! ''(laughs maniacally)''

'''Karen:''' ''(pauses)'' Why were you storing Mr. Krabs' DNA in your cabinet?

'''Plankton:''' I don't tell you how to live your life, Karen! Anyway, once my wounds heal, I will begin work on what will undoubtably be my GREATEST PLAN EVER!

''(Plankton begins to laugh maniacally again. Thunder booms and lightning flashes.)''

''(Cut to commercial.)''

''(Open to the Chum Bucket. Plankton, now fully recovered, is putting the finishing touches to a shiny new Imitation Krabs.)''

'''Plankton:''' Imagine it, Karen. A perfect enemy with Krabs' love of justice and hatred of me multiplied by 100! ''(giggles)'' I get goosebumps just thinking about it.

'''Karen:''' You need help, Plankton.

'''Plankton:''' No. ''(jumps on a wrench)'' What I need is a hand with this wrench!

''(Karen sighs, extends her robotic arm, and pushes the wrench, crushing Plankton before he has a chance to jump off.)''

'''Plankton:''' ''(stuck to the hand)'' WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER?

'''Karen:''' ''(shakes Plankton off)'' You said you wanted a hand.

'''Plankton:''' Ugh! Whatever! Not even you can ruin this perfect day... ''(holds up the test tube)'' Because as of now, I once again have a purpose!

''(Plankton opens a door on Imitation Krabs' back and puts the DNA into it. He closes the door then presses a button nearby it.)''

'''Imitation Krabs:''' ''(starting up)'' Ahoy, mateys.

'''Plankton:''' Yes! You see, Karen, this Krabs, unlike the original Krabs, will challenge my intelligence!

'''Karen:''' Oh, so it'll take you more than 20 years to defeat this one?

'''Plankton:''' ''(mocking)'' Oh, so it'll take you mur mur mur SHADDUP!

'''Imitation Krabs:''' Sir, does your name happen to be Sheldon J. Plankton?

'''Plankton:''' Why, yes, my creation, it does!

'''Imitation Krabs:''' Good. That is all I needed to know. ''(turns hand into rocket and shoots Plankton with it)''

'''Plankton:''' ''(turning into ashes)'' I am genius!

'''Imitation Krabs:''' ''(looks up at Karen)'' Missus, do you happen to know a place where I can fill my oil tank?

'''Karen:''' They have plenty of it down the street in that abandoned food shack.

'''Imitation Krabs:''' ''(nods)'' Thank you.

''(Imitation Krabs rolls out of the Chum Bucket and literally breaks through the Krusty Krab doors. The policeman from earlier in the episode runs into the CB and points his gun at Karen again.)''

'''Policeman:''' Alright! This time I know I heard something! Don't try to deny it! I'm taking you both i-

''(A mechanical fist punches the officer's lights out. Another hand picks him up while the other flicks him off into the horizon.)''

'''Karen:''' Well, that was unexciting.

''(The mechanical hands sweep Plankton's ashes into a pan and pours the ashes into a recycling bin. Plankton jumps out of the bin in his normal form.)''

'''Karen:''' So, how does it feel to see another plan fail?

'''Plankton:''' Fail? That was my greatest fight ever! I still have adrenaline running through my tiny veins! This plan was a complete success! ''(laughs maniacally)'' Hey, where did Imitation Krabs go?

'''Karen:''' I pointed him to the Krusty Krab so he could fill his oil tank.

'''Plankton:''' Good, good. You can't fight the bad guy on an empty stomach. Or tank. Or something.

''(Cut to the Krusty Krab kitchen. Imitation Krabs finishes sucking the grease out from the fryer.)''

'''Imiation Krabs:''' ''(looks around)'' Hey. This place is not half bad. I could make a use from it.

''(Cut back to the Chum Bucket. Plankton is chewing on a chum nugget mindlessly when he hears an explosion.)''

'''Plankton:''' What was that?

''(Plankton jumps up to the window and notices a large crater in the place of the Krusty Krab's closed sign.)''

'''Plankton:''' A large crater? In the place of the Krusty Krab's closed sign? What in Neptune's name is going on? ''(looks at watch)'' AND WHERE IS THAT STUPID ROBOT?

'''Karen:''' Instead of yelling at the window, how about you just find out for yourself?

'''Plankton:''' Find out for myself? That's crazy enough to work! Thanks for being helpful for once, computer wife.

'''Karen:''' ''(rolls eyes)'' Any time.

''(As Plankton leaves the Chum Bucket, he sees a fish leave the Krusty Krab holding a Krabby Patty.)''

'''Plankton:''' ''(chuckles)'' I haven't seen one of those in a while... Hey, wait a minute!

''(Plankton follows another fish through the crab-shaped hole in the doors and stops at a long line to the register.)''

'''Plankton:''' What the?

''(Pan left to show Imitation Krabs running the register. Fred walks up to him.)''

'''Fred:''' Can I get a Krabby Patty to go?

'''Imitation Krabs:''' Order recieved. ''(shoots a Krabby Patty into Fred's mouth)'' That will be $1.99.

'''Fred:''' ''(grabs throat)'' Can't... breathe...

'''Imitation Krabs:''' Please take all complaints to the manager.

'''Fred:''' Manager... What... Manager?

''(Another Imitation Krabs rolls out of the manager's office.)''

'''Imitation Krabs 2:''' Did somebody call me?

''(Fred throws the money at the first Imitation Krabs and rushes out, still choking.)''

'''Imitation Krabs 1:''' Who is next?

'''Plankton:''' Two Imitation Krabses? Sucessfully running the original Krabs' business? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

'''Imitation Krabs 2:''' Wait a minute. I would recognize that squeaking anywhere.

'''Plankton:''' Oh, no.

'''Imitation Krabses:''' Plankton!

''(Cut to a time card.)''

'''Narrator:''' ''(slowly)'' One millionth of a second later.

''(Cut to Plankton screaming as he flies out of the Krusty Krab and crashes into the Chum Bucket.)''

'''Karen:''' Just like old times, right?

'''Plankton:''' ''(pulls himself out of the wall)'' I can't believe this. ''(knocks on the wall)'' The bucket walls are made of steel! That cyborg isn't just an enhanced Mr. Krabs. He's an enhanced Mr. Krabs without self-restriction! And considering he's smart enough to clone himself and make money from fast food all within a day, who knows what else he's capable of?

''(A rocket with arms and legs walks through the doors, clasps his hands together, and dives into Plankton, blowing him up.)''

'''Plankton:''' ''(turning into ashes)'' This isn't fun anymore.

'''Karen:''' Oh, you poor thing.

''(Karen sweeps up and dumps Plankton into the recycling bin again.)''

'''Plankton:''' ''(jumps out of bin)'' It looks like I have no other choice. I'm going to have to destroy the Imitation Krabses before they destroy me! ''(takes a lead pipe out of his pocket)'' I'll be back in a jiff!

'''Karen:''' Are you sure it's a good idea to just ambush them like that?

'''Plankton:''' ''(running out)'' Sorry! Can't hear you!

''(Cut to the Krusty Krab. Plankton runs in waving the lead pipe around.)''

'''Plankton:''' Alright, you mechanical menace parentheses-s-end parentheses! TASTE MY LE-

''(Cut to a time card.)''

'''Narrator:''' ''(slowly)'' One thousandth of a second later.

''(Cut to Plankton screaming as he flies out of the Krusty Krab and crashes into the Chum Bucket.)''

'''Plankton:''' ''(stuck in wall)'' Improvement!

''(A rocket blasts into him and the explosion transitions the scene to the Krusty Krab at nighttime. Zoom in to reveal Imitation Krabs bouncing on a pile of money.)''

'''Imitation Krabs:''' Money. Sweet money. ''(slides a dollar under his nose)'' But this is not enough. Need more. Need more money. ''(eyes flash red)'' Need...more...money.

''(Cut to the Chum Bucket. The table Plankton is sleeping on begins to shake violently with the sounds of machinery.)''

'''Plankton:''' ''(jumps up)'' What...WHERE IS ALL THAT RUCKUS COMING FROM?

'''Karen:''' Plankton, wake me from my beauty sleep again and I'll fry you to a crisp.

'''Plankton:''' THAT IS DOMESTIC ABUSE, KAREN! I CAN AND WILL TURN YOU IN TO THE AUTHORITIES!

''(Karen extends a laser beam and points it straight at her husband.)''

'''Plankton:''' oh was i being loud sorry baby just morning crankiness you know

'''Karen:''' Mmmhmm. ''(withdraws laser beam)''

''(Plankton walks out of the Chum Bucket and finds that the sounds are coming from the Krusty Krab.)''

'''Plankton:''' ''(groans)'' Of course.

''(Plankton slips under the KK doors and tiptoes to the kitchen, where the clamor is at its loudest. Once inside, he looks up and runs back against the door.)''

'''Plankton:''' HOLY SHRIMP!

''(A string of Imitation Imitation Krabses pass by on a conveyor belt. A large tube at one side drops three or four of them onto the conveyor belt at once, and on the other side, each clone flies out of an open window with a newly-installed jet pack before getting the chance to fall off the belt.)''

'''Plankton:''' A factory of them! A factory!

''(Plankton runs out of the restaurant and breathes heavily.)''

'''Plankton:''' This is too much. One Krabs I can handle, but a tri-state area's worth With jet packs? Barnacles...

''(The newspaper boy runs his bicycle over Plankton.)''

'''Newspaper Boy:''' Extree! Extree! Unusually shiny flying crabs rampage through Bikini Bottom!

''(Zoom in to Plankton rolling around with the front wheel.)''

'''Plankton:''' Hey! You stupid kid! I'm-wait. Unusually shiny flying crabs?

''(A bump in the road knocks Plankton off the front wheel.)''

'''Plankton:''' Boy, was that luck- ''(back wheel catches him)'' Oh, you're kidding me! At least the next bump shouldn't be too far off.

''(Cut to a time card.)''

'''Narrator:''' ''(quickly)'' One hour later.

''(Cut back to the bicycle. It goes over a bump and Plankton is left over with his eye swirling.)''

'''Plankton:''' WHYEEE?

''(An Imitation Krabs flies out from a nearby bank with a large sack of money. The policemen arrive and shoot tarter sauce at him. The Imitation Krabs avoids the sauce and shoots a rocket at the policemen. They jump out the way of the explosion and run away screaming like little girls as another rocket is pointed at them, The imitation turns and shoots the rocket at the bank instead, forcing everyone to evacuate it. The imitation then moves on to its next victim.)''

'''Plankton:''' Oh, no! I can't let them destroy the place! I called it first!

''(Plankton runs to the Chum Bucket, avoiding falling rockets and boats swerving around in panic. "It's The End of the World As We Know It" by R.E.M. begins to play. As the sun rises, more imitations fly through the buidings with sacks that get gradually heavier. Citizens run through the streets in terror and sorrow at their lost life savings. Some people decide to retaliate with an attack of their own. None of those people meet a happy fate. There's fire burning and babies crying everywhere. Plankton finally makes it to his domicile and staggers in with his heart broken at what he just witnessed. The music stops playing.)''

'''Plankton:''' Karen, I think I've been living here for too long.

'''Karen:''' ''(yawns)'' Why is that?

'''Plankton:''' Because I actually care about all the unrest those androids are causing.

'''Karen:''' Well, what are you gonna do about it?

'''Plankton:''' What else can I do?

''(Plankton climbs up a ladder and presses a red button. A circular portion of the floor sinks underground and the Chum-Bot from Enemy-in-Law rises from the hole a few seconds later.)''

'''Plankton:''' I had to remove my Chum-Bot's automated functions after the trouble it gave me, but it still works well enough.

''(Plankton transfers Karen's program to the robot, climbs up the cord he used for the transfer, and jumps into the Chum-Bot's eye, closing the window behind him.)''

'''Plankton:''' Now, let's kick some Krabby butt!

''(Plankton fiddles with the joystick control, and the Chum-Bot struts through the wall and across the street, swatting off imitations like flies. Once it gets to the Krusty Krab, it sticks a hand through the kitchen window, snaps the conveyor belt in half, and uses a half to plug up the birthing tube. As it walks back to the street, an explosion from the kitchen lets it know that the first half of its job is done.)''

''(Cut to the mayor's office in the Bikini Bottom Capital. The mayor is in a corner sitting in fetal position and sucking his thumb. What is presumed to be the original Imitation Krabs flies through the roof and points a rocket at the mayor.)''

'''Mayor:''' What do you want, you madman?

'''Imitation Krabs:''' Every single cent in the Bikini Bottom treasury.

'''Mayor:''' But-but I can't just ''give'' it to you!

'''Imitation Krabs:''' ''(moves rocket closer to the mayor's face)'' You cannot?

'''Mayor:''' ''(sweating)'' Well, ''I'' can't! The treasurer is on floor 3. Request the money from him.

'''Imitation Krabs:''' If I find out you are screwing with me, I will be back.

''(Imitation Krabs leaves the room and the mayor breathes a sigh of relief.)''

''(Cut to the parking lot of the Bikini Bottom Mall. The Chum-Bot blocks the entrance with a truck so the imitations can't rob it.)''

'''Karen:''' Behind you!

''(The Chum-Bot turns around and slaps an imitation with an aimed rocket, sending it to the ground and blowing it up.)''

'''Plankton:''' Thanks, Karen.

'''Karen:''' There's still one behind you.

'''Plankton:''' What?

''(An explosion in the Chum-Bot's back causes him to lose his balance.)''

'''Plankton:''' Gah!

''(The Chum-Bot swings around on one leg and kicks the imitation responsible into the horizon. It then jumps up and does a split, taking care of the imitations coming in from each side.)''

'''Plankton:''' ''(wipes his head)'' I'm not really sure how I did that.

''(Cut to the treasurer's office in the BBC. Imitation Krabs breaks down the door and points the rocket at him.)''

'''Imitation Krabs:''' You know what I am here for.

'''Treasurer:''' Ugh, that spineless little mayor. Alright, I'll get your money. Hold on.

''(The treasurer walks to the safe, does the combination, and opens it to reveal a treasure chest.)''

'''Imitation Krabs:''' Yes. Yes. More money. More money.

''(Cut to the outside of the Bikini Bottom Capital. The Chum-Bot walks up to the building and two imitations fly into his way.)''

'''Imitation Krabs 1:''' I am sorry, sir.

'''Imitation Krabs 2:''' We cannot allow you to go any further.

''(The Chum-Bot grabs the imitations and smashes them together.)''

'''Plankton:''' Idiots.

''(The treasurer puts the chest in front of Imitation Krabs and runs out of the room. Imitation Krabs opens the chest and his face shines from the doubloons' radiance. Suddenly, the Chum-Bot punches open the wall and grabs Imitation Krabs from the room.)''

'''Plankton:''' Well, well, well. Look who's in the superior position now.

'''Imitation Krabs:''' Plankton!

'''Plankton:''' That's my name. Don't wear it out.

'''Imitation Krabs:''' I should have known you'd try to stop me.

'''Plankton:''' No, Krabs. No, you shouldn't have. I've wanted to destroy this town for the past 30 years. The fact that you'd stoop to doing such a thing is what opened my eyes. All this time, I thought your primary characteristic was benevolence. You were always such a goody two shoes in high school. That's why all the teachers and students loved you as much as they hated me. But I won't dwell on that because your primary characteristic isn't benevolence. No, it's not. It's greed. That's what it is. I can't believe it took me this long to figure it out. You'd do anything for a cheap buck, like slander my name and, with the help of a bit of artificial amplification, loot an entire city. It's very ironic, too, because the belief that you were kind is what encouraged me to be evil. You were the protagonist and I was the antagonist. That was how it had been for I don't know how long. When I finally won, I didn't know what to do from there, so I thought that if I built a new, better Krabs, I could have a reason to continue being what I am. Or was. But you aren't a better Krabs. You're not only worse than Krabs, you're worse than me! As I walked through those battered streets, I don't know. You could say my heart grew three sizes, but you could also say that I realized that I could have been the cause of all that. That I should have been the cause of all that. And the fact that you're the cause of all that is what makes me sick more than anything else. So yeah, I guess I'm going to be the good guy now, since you're not going to bother to take that position, you greedy bas-

'''Imitation Krabs:''' ''(interrupting)'' Yes. That monologue is very exciting. Slash sarcasm. If you excuse me, I have money to steal.

''(Imitation Krabs shoots a rocket at the Chum-Bot's eye. Plankton, startled, grabs the control and pulls it. The Chum-Bot bends down backwards as the rocket flies over him in slow motion. Once the frame rate is back to normal, the Chum-Bot throws Imitation Krabs to the ground as hard as possible.)''

'''Plankton:''' It took the writer fifteen minutes to perfect that monologue. Don't you dare hate on it.

'''Imitation Krabs:''' ''(sputters electric sparks)'' You may think this is over, but it's far from that. The imitations you destroyed on the way are only a small fraction of the many I produced. They were instructed to scour the ocean for all the money they could find and return to rebuild me if an occurance like this was to happen. If you destroyed the factory before coming here, which I'm sure you did, there's still more than enough to take care of my business. You may think this is over, but it's just beginniii ''(shuts down)''

''(Plankton sits there quietly for a moment then has the Chum-Bot walk down the street. The mayor calls him from his office window.)''

'''Mayor:''' ''(waves handkerchief)'' Thank you, giant stranger! You've saved Bikini Bottom!

'''Plankton:''' Put a sock in it, fatty.

'''Mayor:''' ''(pauses)'' Alright, then.

''(The Mayor ducks back into his office and the Chum-Bot continues its walk.)''

'''Karen:''' So, what are you going to do now that you're the "good guy"?

'''Plankton:''' You were listening to my monologue?

'''Karen:''' It's not like it was difficult. I'm not subject to your animal attention span.

'''Plankton:''' I'll have you know that I'm considered an animal ''and'' a plant.

'''Karen:''' Does that make it much better?

'''Plankton:''' Not really. Anyway, I'm going to scour the ocean and stop all the imitations before they devastate the seven seas.

'''Karen:''' What about Bikini Bottom?

'''Plankton:''' Well, with all the sacks of money left over, the wealth will be redistributed in no time. The mayor's probably going to fix all the buildings and stuff, and once I-ick-tell Mr. Krabs the truth, he'll go back to running his restaurant, ripping people off, and keeping the formula from me.

'''Karen:''' You're still going to pursue the formula when you get back?

'''Plankton:''' Hey, it gives me something to do. ''(looks at watch)'' Wow, the second part of this pilot has gone on for ''way'' too long. Let's just walk off into the sunset, transition to the credits, and call it a day.

'''Karen:''' Good plan.

''(The Chum-Bot walks off into the sunset.)''

''(The End)''

''(As the credits begin to roll, we cut to SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob is still playing paddleball in his bed.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' 29,998,559,671,347...29,998,559,671,348...29,998,559,671,349! I've done it! I've beaten the Dirty Bubble Challenge! Now to get out and smell the fresh spring water!

''(SpongeBob walks outside and everything around him is chrome.)''

'''SpongeBob:''' HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN IN THERE?

''(A man comes up to SpongeBob, sprays the paddle he's holding chrome, and tips his hat to him.)''

''(Cut to a jail cell. Mr. Krabs is being held in it. A jailer walks by.)''

'''Mr. Krabs:''' ''(slides his cup across the bars)'' I'm innocent, innocent I tell you! That seaweed wasn't mine! I was only selling it!

''(Cut to Squidward's house. Squidward walks downstairs to find Patrick rummaging through his refrigerator.)''

'''Squidward:''' Patrick! What are you doing?

''(Patrick sticks his head out of the fridge. His mouth has serveral pounds of food stuck in it.)''

'''Patrick:''' ''(muffled)'' Nothing.

''(The credits finish rolling.)''

User talk:Chwoka

2011-09-02T23:59:39Z

Chwoka: /* chwoka who is your favorite pony */

User talk:Chwoka

2011-08-31T05:45:31Z

Chwoka: /* chwoka who is your favorite pony */

== Wikihood ==
It's starting if you want to contribute and moderate and all that stuff. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 13:23, 8 November 2007 (MST)

== I got your message ==

Sorry about not being there, but I stay logged on so that you know I'm not dead. It's too bad we're always on at different times... [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Ekul http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/MaraudingManiac/Ekulsig2.jpg][[User talk:Ekul|∞]] 14:43, 8 November 2007 (MST)

== Hmm? ==

Question: Why do ''you'' care so much about Wikihood? --'''[[User talk:Vindicator|«<big>√</big>į]][[User:Vindicator|ńđīçąŧ]][[User_talk:Vindicator|ōŗ»]] [[Wiki's End|©'07]] [[Special:Contributions/Vindicator|c]]''' 13:43, 17 February 2008 (MST)

Because Wikihood 2 was awesome.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 14:41, 17 February 2008 (MST)

== Want to join..==
Wikirmies online?--[[User:Userunknown|User]][[User talk:Userunknown|unknown]][[Wikirmies online|!]][[Image:Games Banner.PNG|25px]] 18:08, 21 April 2008 (MDT)

== NGCMH ==

I've migrated over here, so I'm probably going to be much more active than I have been. Any news with you? {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 08:20, 24 April 2008 (MDT)

== Swearing ==

Try not to swear in future: it's still against the rules, and you aren't doing yourself any favors. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 13:28, 26 April 2008 (MDT)

== Please. ==

You seem to be trying to change the plot of The Void. The set plot is having a group of users get teleported to an empty void and trying to figure out it's secrets, ''not'' a dream about a void. Please follow the plot. At the moment all you are doing is considered spamming.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 04:16, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

== Your Game Making progrum... ==

...is an alcoholic beverage? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:10, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
:[http://xkcd.com/323/ Read the study] {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 01:22, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
::No, it's a trxt-adventure maker that Eric invented and NAMED after an alcoholic beverage.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 05:06, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

== Hi ==

Hey Chwoka! {{User:The thing/sig}} 18:35, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

== [[Styx Fan's Mii Service|Go Here!!!]] ==

--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:12, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars

== Re:Talk Page Spam ==

I'm Advertising! I know a couple Users who have!--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:26, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars
:REPLY ON YOUR OWN TALK PAGE NOT MINE. This is another stupid mean and annoying thing people do but nobody should.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:27, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
::That's what you think, I haven't had Business in 1 Month!--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:31, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue Cars
:::REPLY ON YOUR OWN TALK PAGE MORON DO YOU EVEN READ WHAT I WRITE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE BUSINESS HERE.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:33, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
::::I was trying to get you the Message--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 15:36, 5 August 2008 (UTC)Counting Blue
:::::DO IT ON YOUR OWN TALK PAGE, I CAN SEE RC AND WILL PROBABLY CHECK BACK ON IT VERY QUICKLY. Plus it makes conversations HARD to follow if it jumps back and forth between talk pages.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:38, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

== Wikihood III ==

When are you thinking of getting started? {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 18:46, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:When you say so.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 18:48, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::I'm going to see if Ekul's in first. If he is, then we'll start when he's ready. If he doesn't want to participate, then we'll have to see. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 18:55, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Can I help with it? {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 21:45, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::No. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 21:51, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::Can I join? {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 21:54, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::Probably not. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:55, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Yes, you can join, but not yet. A word to the wise: our characters are generally much older than yours, you might want to age 'im up a bit-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 22:19, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::How so? That statement may apply in more ways than one, but seeing as how nobody can ever know Chaos' age, it doesn't matter in the literal department. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:28, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
::::I was talking to WUJCM, but you might want to make your character differentthan in Wikihood: Redux. PLEASE. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:33, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
:::::My character is 112 in Wikihood. {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 00:29, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::::::That's too old.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:22, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:Can one of my(different than other Wikihood) characters join? how old do I have to have him? [[User:Myself and I|Myself and I]] 02:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::Wait, Wikihood people are like...teens to adults, right? Maybe I could chuck Ryan and Wolf into Wikihood III. Oh, and by the way, I found a wireless port. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 02:12, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
why chwoka why -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 02:34, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:This wasn't my idea.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:59, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

Over night I've begun to have second thoughts. Wikihood has always been a double-edged sword, and I wouldn't like to go through losing another. I don't know if it would be wise to try to make a new one. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 08:28, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:I'm in if there aren't going to be outside references. Well, plot-wise. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 10:07, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::If Wikihood 3 is made, the premise must be to eliminate the things which have tainted the others. {{User:Strong Sader/Sig}} 10:27, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
:::Sounds good. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 10:55, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Can my character be...21? Then, I'll have a kid, adult, and old version of my character. {{User:WUjcm/sig}} 14:41, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
::I just remembered something:

Many moons ago, I'd asked if it was okay for me to create a Wikihood III. Nobody answered, so I just didn't do it. Anyways, I figured I would name it something other than "Wikihood 3" because it would be dumb. Then, seeing as how Wikihood 2 was more commonly Wikihood2, I was out of options. Than i came up with the name '''Wikihood The Third'''. I figured we could call this "Wikihood III" that, seeing as how it was what little bit original it could be. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 16:09, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

== I've got a bone to pick with you. ==

Stop being rude to everyone. The world doesn't revolve around you, you know. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:25, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:That's what he said to me in a Wikihood edit. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:27, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::Chwoka said that to you, or I did? I'm just tired of his arrogance! It's driving me mad! I'm tired of his disrespect! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:33, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Then complain. Or abuse your mod powers. The second is probably a bad idea. I dunno. He doesn't seem to like the 3rd gens, or at least the latter half of them...{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:38, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::It's just, at first, I thought he was a little grumpy. Then, when he turned to swearing and insulting, that's what started me off on him. You may see on my talk page, I tryed to make peace with him, but that was proved unaffective, as I noticed he had still been pushing people around. I'm tired of it. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:43, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::[[Talk:Recollection of the Lost Wikihood|Remember this little gem?]] {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:50, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Tell me about it! Chwoka, this is a warning. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:52, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

arrogance = intolerance of stupidity [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 18:57, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:There's a difference between intolerance of stupidity, and being a jerk. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:59, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::but intolerance of stupidity will cause the jerky behavior and to avoid jerky behavior you must not be stupid but c'mon look at this wiki therefore we are in a vicious cycle [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 19:04, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::It's not intolerance of stupidity. They're attacks. Want proof? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:07, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::not really since I think this entire conversation is pretty stupid and you should stop taking some 13 year old kid on the Internet and his comments so seriously [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 19:20, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::I did. It didn't work. So I'm warning him. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:45, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:If he won't listen to you, he might listen to me. Just a backup plan. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 20:00, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::The world doesn't revolve around biased opinions either. He was expressing his honest opinion. I mean, I'd rather have a brutal, heartless opinion than a happy one. Because truth > lie. {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:27, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::I'm not against his honest opinions, I am against his knocking people down with the intention to bring down. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:31, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::: Maybe he's trying to prevent the fanstuff that is utter crap to even see the daylight so that the good fanstuff can exist. LOL NONE EXISTS :V {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:34, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::: I'm fine with that. But you can do that without stuff like this.

*Calling Raiku an Idiot for not doing ''{these tags}'' right.
*Calling Me and Chaos ****** writers.
*Overall, putting people down. THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO GO. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO ENCOURAGE THEM. NOT CRAP ALL OVER THEM AND WHATEVER THEY TRY TO DO.

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:03, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

That last one makes me think he's like Lewis Black. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:04, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

So you only have one point that proves your point since the second is a little thing called "constructive criticsm" (albeit some hefty criticism if that's true) and the third is just a summary. And no, you do not sugarcoat things and plug your ears and go "lalala everybody's special and their fanstuff is so amazing" because then we're just stuck with a bunch of liars and terrible fanstuff. I swear this is like the fifth time I've had to say this. [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 21:06, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Hey, the first thing users need to do is READ THE GUIDELINES. If Raiku read 1.3, he'd know how to do it without this happening. Calling you and Chaos "****** writers" is his own opinion. He probably doesn't mean to put people down either. However, if he admits to all this, he doesn't deserve a warning. Just a message of "don't be TOO negative". {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 21:08, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::We've tried warning him, I also brought that to the sysops attention when he called us bad writers. They didn't even do anything about it. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:10, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::You don't just call someone a ****** writer and expect to get away with it! And I don't care if he didn't mean to offend! He did it anyway, and maybe he should think a bit before saying offensive things like that. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:14, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::can you supply prove that he called a bunch of asteriks that I don't see what they stand for writer because otherwise this argument needs to be concluded [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 21:15, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::[[Talk:Recollection_of_the_Lost_Wikihood|Proof here. It even used to be uncensored.]] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:17, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Broken link is Broken. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:17, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::Fix'd. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:19, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::::Link to the revision history before the censor. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:21, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:He used the s-word, alright? {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 21:22, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
::Why yes he did sirrah {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:23, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:::[http://www.clamburger.org/wuw/index.php?title=Talk:Recollection_of_the_Lost_Wikihood&oldid=13591 Proof of swearing.] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:24, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Welp ok then. But I actually agree with him, the people here should definitely learn not to cram in awkward backstories whenever they can and try their hardest not to make characters with intentions of being "cool" or something. That's all my constructive criticism anyways and I bet this POSSES Chwoka off so sorry chwoka [[User:The Noid|The Noid]] 21:24, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Even though he is a little rude sometimes(mostly to me), it's just who he is. I remember Noid and Bluebry saying that Chwoka's inconsideration for people's feelings is what makes him awesome. I still don't know what that means, but I think we all should just leave each other alone. We all agree that Chwoka isn't the nicest person in the wiki, but he's just doing his way of constructive criticism. If it's a little too vulgar for this wiki, just censor it like I did. You don't have to start yelling at him and judging him, then you're not being any better than he is. I do agree that if Chwoka does bite the newbies, then a warning is in place, but Raiku isn't really a newb and he should've known better. In tl;dr version, Chwoka is a human/teen too, just one with an attitude, yelling at him will only make it worse, and Raiku is not a newb. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:12, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

I don't yell at them because they're newbs, I yell at them because they're n00bs. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:09, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
:Yeah, I'm not trying to stop you from doing everything in life, I'm just telling you to lighten up a bit.. a lot. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:34, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
::This will never happen. If a woman can't change a man, you can't change Chwoka. (/lame analogy) {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 20:57, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Women can give men Sex Changes, therefor we can give him an attitude changing. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:59, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
::::I mean personality wise. Haven't you seen any day-time TV? {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 21:03, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

== I've got a bone to give you. ==

It's in my pants lol

sorry this just had to happen it's too hilarious

i have no opinion on the above topic, but yeah, chwoka's pretty awesome. i still need to look it all over, jcm's tl;dr was helpful though. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 22:18, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

== Swearing Part Two: Eclectic Boogaloo ==

Cut it out, Chwoka. Using the "s-word" is absolutely unacceptable anywhere outside the chatroom. Next time you let it slip out, I'll alert some higher-ups. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:05, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

== Okay so what the hell ==

We're not friends anymore >:000 {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:43, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:I never liked you anyway. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:44, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::You are a stupidhead YES I WENT THERE {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:45, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:::Yay! A new spot for me! I mean, sorry, Bluebry. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:45, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::: Bluebry, you're a dumbface. -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:46, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
::::shut the hell up. i dont even want to hear from you {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:48, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
:::::yeah well take [[User:Bluebry|this!]] -[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 00:49, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

== Personal Attacks ==

Please stop before I report you to a mod. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 01:28, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
:The idea was just a demonstration that just because something isn't important doesn't mean that it doesn't deserve to stay - heck, the whole WUW is unimportant when you think abvout it. But, more importantly, it was to get an edit in on the Objection! page we have set up.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:30, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
::Oh, it was also a demonstration on how important nipping these type of problems in the bud ARE, in case they escalate.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:31, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

== GO UPDATE OBEJCTION ==

DO IT {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 02:16, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:SORRY-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:19, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
::Do you think I'm being too comedic here?-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:23, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
What, there's a wookiee on this wiki? Go back to [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]]. --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 02:42, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
:gb2sesamestreet nubbie {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:57, 9 November 2008 (UTC)
::CHWOKA IT IS TIME AGAIN COME DO THIS THING [[Special:Contributions/66.30.100.140|66.30.100.140]] 22:51, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
:::FFFFFFFF UPDATE {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 23:03, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

== Now now... ==

It's just an interactive game. Don't go crazy 'bout it. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:52, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

== College Interview ==

Update. Please. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 01:49, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

== IRC ==

Why did you leave? Noid and cheese lft. {{User:Sylar/sig}} 00:42, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
:i actually do have some interest in objection {{User:The Noid/sig}} 00:44, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

== Trolling ==

You were just trolling on raiku's fanstuff, and were participating in a revert war. Please stop. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

== MFT3K ==

Host Segment 2

Should we start it now? {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 16:27, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

:Yes.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:22, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

== Sig ==

Would you like a sig? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:09, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:he likes none ... i think {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 02:09, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Not from you, Raiku - [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:15, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:Why? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:16, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

== Hello there, sir ==

I would like to request the use of your images for [[JCM's Animation Studio]]. Letting us use these files will be very much appreciated, as we are thriving to become the biggest source of animations on the wiki. {{User:JCM/sig}} 04:30, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
:hell knaw {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::Fine. I don't need your crappy meter, anyway. {{User:JCM/sig}} 04:46, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
:::JCM: what will he do next, ladies and gentlemen? [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 04:50, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

== Second Try ==

Listen, I know you think of me as a third gen, and I may be one, but can we put our differences aside and be friends? I can be a second gen if you open a door for me to become one. {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:06, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
:I've given you chance time and time again, without telling you. You always seem to fall flat on your face. This shall serve as a reminder: someone is watching and keeping score. Maybe not me, but someone. It's called a "reputation", and it's hard to change. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::I know about my reputation, but I've been trying hard to change it, and I've been improving the past month, but the only way for me to be completely cleansed of my past is for me to get your approval. {{User:JCM/sig}} 02:33, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
:::I'll be watching you like a hawk on toast. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 02:58, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

== ZOMG ==

I remember you! :D {{User:Sinta-tan/sig}}
:From where? {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 03:25, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

== Congraturations ==
[[WUW:Acceptance_Speech|Details within]]. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 07:03, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

== Please../ ==

don't delete other people's fanstuff for no reason/ {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:33, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
:No reason? Bahahahahahahano. There was, in fact, a reason - it was:
# Horrible
# Comprised entirely of other people's ideas
So screw you, it's getting deleted. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 03:34, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

== Attack page ==

You do not create pages attacking ANY user for ANY reason, am I clear? --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 05:03, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:Personally, I really don't think Chwoka did anything wrong. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:30, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:can you restore it so i can see whether or not it was offensive {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:35, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::It wasn't necessarily bad. Certain, it would probably get an uptight parent angry, but it really wasn't all that bad. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:48, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:::It's cruel. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:33, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::::it's cool {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::Raiku, learn to take a joke. It's not even that offensive. Just take the time to laugh. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:36, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
::::::Can I make one of ChwokA? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:38, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Meh. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:39, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

== Can I retry? ==

Please? {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:26, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:No! {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 02:27, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::You hate me too. Why? It's crap! You know what? I don't care. I hate this wiki because everyone hates me! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:30, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:::But me, CG, and SR. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:31, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
:Dear god, NPP, you are the whiniest prick and over-react to every possible situation. He even said that if you failed the audition, you couldn't try again. This is your own fault. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:32, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
::::Chaos: I don't care! Call me a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! I'm a prick! Raiku: I don't see why you don't hate me! If I could, I would destroy the WUW! {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 02:34, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

== Mod Template ==

I have scythe's permission to have it there. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
:But not mine! BRWHAHAHAHAHA ''{200~ KiB of HAHAHA... removed --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 23:36, 1 April 2009 (UTC)}''

naw but seriosuly okay

{{User:Chwoka/sig}}

That was the biggest edit ever!!! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:15, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

== Hey Chwoka let's riff on RoB ==

Let's riff on RoB

Chwoka hey {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 21:21, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

== "If you give me the link to the game, I'll play it" ==

FOLLOW UP ON YOUR WORD

[[Badstar Strunner: Ace Attorney.]] -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== you are flooding irc ==

please stop it hurts my head and i want to play total drama wiki island {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 20:18, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
:read the summaries. Set your RC to "Advanced" in your preferences, and the flood will be reduced to one line. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

== ehem ==

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j189/HomestarMaximum/Somewhereoutthere.png

--{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 23:59, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

== If you want me to include you in Skullbuggy Drops Acid... ==

You'll have to tell me your first name, so I can use your real-world self, and not just make you one of Wesley's hallucinations. And you probably don't want that. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:56, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

== A giftart approaches! ==

It is early morning, and the night is black and all is still. Carefully taking her weapon of choice from her lair, she stalks the labyrinthine halls. Hearing a brief scuffle of movement, she is alerted to the presence of her prey. On soft, silent feet she quietly pushes aside the barrier. Suddenly, her quarry freezes, sensing her presence, and turns his head to look.

[http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6633/scan0015.png "Huh?"]

The flash of her camera illuminates the basement.

(Drawn and written because I happen to feel like it, whether you do or not.) -[[User:Chmera|Ch'mera]]
:obviously not really spanish.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 00:09, 18 November 2009 (UTC)

* why are "my" eyes on the side of "my" head
* that looks like "my" front, not the back
* my hairline is receding, apparently
** in two dimensions nonetheless
* why is my collar almost as wide as my shoulder
*the distance between the tumb and rest of the fingers is too long on the left hand
* my spine is pointing right, i should probably have that checked out
* my arm is on the wrong side of my body that can't be good
** and it appears it is defying persepctive by pointing backwards
* do i have a left hand or left flipper
* left sleeve is shorter than right sleeve
** left ARM is shorter than the right one too
* and the left one is skinnier too, have I been only using dumbells with one arm?
* is that trashcan on the floor or just floating there
** if it's on the floor, either it's far away or i have really short legs and the table is scaled to fit them
*** and then the table isn't on the wall and the posters are just floating there themselves
* also if that's my back i've got breasts and an hourglass figure
* come to think of it, the entire body looks like it's going the opposite direction of the head, and the neck does not look like it's turning

on the other hand, the table legs are fine {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

::Thanks, was looking for constructive crit. I'll see if I can fix it, I'll update you if and when it is. -[[User:Chmera|Ch'mera]]

== WHAHJHAGjyhasgdhsbaarueiobguivoe5trbyntios dBOuiwevfg5 896GY50V ==

CHANGE MY EMAIL PAGE BACK, YOU RANDOM MOD! [[User:Toonypie|Toonypie]]

== "broke rule 1 of free-for-all week didn't even think that was possible" ==

Raiku breaking rules

It's so possible {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 01:40, 23 November 2009 (UTC)
:Hey, we all get it. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:31, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

== Chwoka... ==

stop vandalizing Wikihood. You aren't a Wikihood moderator. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:41, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
:I AM EDITOR also i am punishing them for focusing on a fight scene way too much {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::It's their fanstuff. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:44, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
::"wikihood is a publicly-owned entity" {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::"that holds majority of the vote situations(namely on fighting plots)" {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:52, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
::::Still, I kinda liked it better before you touched it... {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 11:19, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

== Regarding Wikihood ==

I see you want to make it better, but I'd rather we stick to our own written work. If you'd like to have a subpage on the Wikihood page for "Chwoka Tidies Up!" episodes, I'm all for it, but I'd rather just leave the current episodes to us and revise them afterward in a new page. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 21:26, 10 December 2009 (UTC)

I gave Foil a physical form using aluminum. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:04, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

:The N.O.X.I.G.A.R. System? Is that something you just thought up of? What do the initials even stand for? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 20:29, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

== ... ==

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3765/110924-27557-deathstroke_super.JPG {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 04:08, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

== You Won ==

You won the [[Weekly Contest]]. 
[[File:Chwokawins.png|700px]] {{User:The thing/sig}} 15:57, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== Your Presidency ==

yeah yeah sure as long as i remain emperor i don't care either way {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:51, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

== You're a mod ==

I'd like to report [[User:Zoo977|Zoo977]] for constant vandalism of my fanstuff, [[Hellius]]. He has also flamed me for the past few weeks, and is a nuisance. Thank you. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:36, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

== Expanding the GAME series ==

Is it okay if I can make a fangame to your GAME series called the FANGAME series? {{User:*Micah*/sig}} 22:15, 29 April 2011 (UTC)
<pre>[12:56:05] <Chwoka> bluby noid micah wants to make a sequel to my GAME 1 series
[12:56:11] <Chwoka> should i let him y/n
[12:56:32] <Bluby> only if it is called GAME 2 and the end has to be a gigantic FUCK YOU
[12:56:45] <NOID> i forgot micah was a thing
[12:56:49] <Chwoka> okay
[12:57:26] <Chwoka> http://wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/GAME_2 actually exists though blubry
[12:57:48] <Bluby> GAME FUCK YOU then
[12:58:09] <Chwoka> okay</pre>

so there's your terms. call it "GAME FUCK YOU" and the ending has to be "FUCK YOU" in giant letters and if it's not i have rights to claim copyright infringement. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 19:59, 18 June 2011 (UTC)
:what when did something happen on #wuw {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:50, 19 June 2011 (UTC)

== chwoka who is your favorite pony ==

mine is fluttershy she is so kawaii :3:3:3:3:3 <(^_^#)> -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:mine is fuck you and your shitty, slammed-together puddle of vomit you call humor. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:38, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
::Badstar, I will punch your face through my screen if you ever do that again. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 05:42, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
:::wow what did badstar do {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:45, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

User talk:Chwoka

2011-08-31T05:39:00Z

Chwoka: /* chwoka who is your favorite pony */

Applejack's Wacky Review Time Show!/apple4

2011-08-31T00:48:14Z

Chwoka: Undo revision 175498 by Not Anonymous oh good, we're going to replace a piss-poor joke with another, more groaningly awful, one. great first real edit!!!

'''WE INTERRUPT THIS EPISODE OF APPLEJACK'S WACKY REVIEW TIME SHOW WITH A MESSAGE FROM DE LA SOUL'''

{{YouTube|foDUoSAtfsU}}

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2011-08-30T23:14:13Z

Chwoka: apparently this is just encouraging people

Applejack's Wacky Review Time Show!/apple4

2011-08-30T23:12:37Z

Chwoka: go die and slam it up yourself

'''WE INTERRUPT THIS EPISODE OF APPLEJACK'S WACKY REVIEW TIME SHOW WITH A MESSAGE FROM DE LA SOUL'''

{{YouTube|foDUoSAtfsU}}

Applejack's Wacky Review Time Show!/apple3

2011-08-30T23:12:34Z

Chwoka: you awful person

Applejack's Wacky Review Time Show!/apple2

2011-08-30T23:12:31Z

Chwoka: you unoriginal fuck

Applejack's Wacky Review Time Show!/apple1

2011-08-30T23:12:26Z

Chwoka: you bloody stool

Applejack's Wacky Review Time Show!

2011-08-30T23:12:24Z

Chwoka: you unfunny hack

Howdy there, Applejack! Are you ready for another '''''WACKY REVIEW SHOW!?!?!?!?!?!?'''''

{{YouTube|ggHae3QNvCc}}

...GREAT!

== Reviews ==
*[[/apple1|Hey Applejack, what do you think of the people raging over Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3?]]
*[[/apple2|Hey Applejack, what do you think of roller coasters?]]
*[[/apple3|Hey Applejack, do you think 9/11 was a conspiracy?]]
*[[/apple4|Hey Applejack, what do you think of homosexuality?]]
*[[/apple5|Hey Applejack, what do you think of autotuning in today's music?]]

== Suggestions ==

Applejack, what is your opinion on crying babies in airplanes?

Applejack, What's your opinion on the use of Autotune in today's music?

Oi, Pony girl, what is your opinion on THE GAYS?

Applejack, I got a question. Why is there so many remakes in Hollywood?

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails

2011-08-27T04:14:39Z

Chwoka: half done

=Opening Comments=
''{Open to Chwoka on the town, driving in a T-Bird, bitches draped over his arms.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' YEAH FUCK YOU I'M POP STAR KING OF POP!!!

''{Cut to the MFT3K Place. Where is that? Who cares}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm bored. I want to riff something because I'm bored.

'''BLUBY:''' tell me about it

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh! Hey, Zarel Emails had like 10 that we didn't do! Maybe we can go back and do those?

'''BLUBY:''' i ain't in the mood for yellow dragon action

''{Suddenly, Skub enters with a tower of VHS tapes in a wagon.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''I FOUND A FUCKIN GOLDMINE''

'''NACHOMAN:''' What, the new Zarel Emails?

'''SKUB:''' ... Close.

''{Skub takes a VHS from the top of the mountain, careful not to topple it. He shows the tape to his friends who suddenly scream in horror.}''

'''SKUB:''' Yes! ''YEEEEEEES!''

''{Skub turns to the viewer and holds the tape up to them.}''

'''SKUB:''' BEFORE THERE WAS ZAREL THERE WAS

=Aruseus Emails=
[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|center|[[WUW:Fanstuff of the Fortnight|Fanstuff of the Fortnight]], August 1, 2008]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I don't see why we'd riff something of such upstanding quality. Have you seen his award? If not, let me just toss it in your face the second you load the page. '''SKUB:''' Well the problem ''can't'' be that people can't vote for shit! The vox populi always chooses right. '''CHWOKA:''' I won this award for MFT3K back when it only had four pages. It's not that much of an accomplishment.</blockquote>

{{profanity}}

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' and really disturbing crap like splitting bodies and vore. can we get a warning for that? '''SKUB:''' Nah we can deal.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
[[Image:Aruseusbanner.PNG]]
[[/???|?]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'd link that but it's a shitty mspaint picture. So let's not bother.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

==Computers==
===Season 1===

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the best fan fictions are the ones that treat themselves like television shows '''SKUB:''' But but but Coach Z Emails :( '''CHWOKA:''' But but but SHUT UP.</blockquote>

==== Lappy 486 ====
Emails: 1 - 9

This is Aruseus' first computer. It comes with e-mail function and good graphics. 5-minute battery life! Yay!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Lappy's Interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's a good thing he rendered this, otherwise we wouldn't know this obscure laptop that is presumably from this cartoon and this one alone. '''CHWOKA:''' also since when is the lappy gray '''BLUBY:''' AWW HELLA SWEET NITPICK BRO '''CHWOKA:''' YOU KNOW IT ''{Bluby and Chwoka ""plank""}''</blockquote>

Unfortunately, the Lappy died in email 9, due to an overload of E's.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' don't do club drugs </blockquote>

==== T-Comp 400X ====
Email: 10, 45

Tom's computer. Can check emails.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' What, no backstory? What about the T-Comp's struggle with alcoholism leading up to a failed suicide? And then he gets eaten by a giant dragon?</blockquote>

<blockquote class="tcomp400x">
The T-Comp's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

The T-Comp 400X died in email 45, when Aruseus tries to re-install Alpha Stan using an infected disc.

<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' it was all moldy and eww</blockquote>

==== Intell 600 ====
Emails: 11-19 1/2, 25-30

This is Aruseus' second computer. It is better than the first but works the same.

<blockquote class="aruseus">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Intell's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Sadly, the Intell 600 got hammered

<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' fuckin' HAMMERED</blockquote>

after getting a virus.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Geek Squad does fast work.</blockquote>

==== Fang's NightPilot ====
Emails: 19 1/2 - 23

Aruseus goes on vacation and leaves Fang to run his email show. Fang checks Aruseus' email on this.

<blockquote class="aruseusfang">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The NightPilot's interface looks like

<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' shit. '''NACHOMAN:'''my favorite computers are the ones where you have to lean back a little to read the screen</blockquote>

this.
</blockquote>

Fang died, so the NightPilot was sold on eStrong.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Where's my spoiler alert you crotchtree</blockquote>

===Season 2===
==== A-Tech 950 ====
Emails: 31-38, 40-45

Aruseus' third computer, bought after the Intell got hammer'd.

<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' BUT DOES IT HAVE EMAIL FUNCTION?! I DON'T KNOW, IT DOESN'T SAY</blockquote>

==== Taily 400 ====
Email: 39

This is Kyubii's computer.

<blockquote class="kyubii">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Taily's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

===Season 3===

==== E-Mach 1000 ====

<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' finally, a good fast computer.</blockquote>

Emails: 45 1/2-85

This is Aruseus' 4th computer. Yet again, it's another laptop.

<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' i am so fucking TIRED of all this PORTABILITY i am going to eat myself BLIND and walk around with not my LEGS but a SEGWAY. '''CHWOKA:''' a broken one because seriously: PORTABILITY.</blockquote>

It technically came in Season 2, but it's back for more.

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The E-Mach's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Aruseus blew the E-Mach up somehow in a fit of rage.

<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' How do you... not... know how?</blockquote>

==== SkyPod ====
Emails: 86 - ?

The SkyPod is a white PDA that Aruseus recieved from Sky Shaymin.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The SkyPod's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

==Scroll Button Songs==
101-105: Checkin emails from college...send me your questions and I'll answer theeeem!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' what an awesome song</blockquote>

100: Well, I'm off to college. Happy 100th email everyone.

91-99: INSERT SCROLL BUTTON SONG HERE.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh, come on! Even ''I'' was ingenious enough to write Coach Z email raps for all my Coach Z Emails. Which was like... eight.</blockquote>

90: Home...I'm scrollin' at home again...

<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Honey I Scrolled The Kids

86-89: Well, Shaymin sent me the SkyPod, Fang's joined us, could it get any better down here?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Only if you get forest fire murdered! '''CHWOKA:''' they can't trace a fire when you BURN ALL THE EVIDENCE</blockquote>

76-85: Blue skies, white sand,

<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' green grass, high tides ''{pavlovian vomit orgy}''</blockquote>

seizure-inducing arcade games, I'm down the shore!

71-75: Hoo! Hah! Huh! I'm back in white! Don't start a fight! Trust me everything's gonna be alright!

70: I'm going to the Wiki User Wiki. Meet me there!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'll go out of my way ''not'' to!</blockquote>

61-69: Aruseus Emails. Where there's smoke, they pinch back!

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{we haven't even got to the emails and skub is already having a vomit seizure}'' ''{NOT TRUE i'm only pissing all over my pants}''</blockquote>

60: Ooh. Scrolling on Decemberween.

56-59: I love all my emails. I love scroll buttons more!

55: Gonna scroooooooll...check emails...and save the world.

51-54: Livin' large with scroll buttons...

50: Yay for 50 emails! This one's animated. ''{scrolls arrow over "demented"}''

48: Woah! One email over Tampo!

46-47, 49: A-scrolla scrolla. Skuk-Skuh-Skuh-roll buttons.

45 1/2: Check-check-check it out! The E-Mach is here!

45: ''{sigh}'' Still trying to find one... ''{there is no computer, but a note with the email titles}''

38-44: ''{rapping}'' Kids don't play wit 2 many scroll buttons! C'mon C'mon!

37: ARUSEUS EMAILS IS THE FCE WITH THE MOST EMAILS! WAH-HOH! Take THAT, NeoStinkoman!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' HEADLINE: NEOSTINKOMAN COMMITS SHOTGUN SUICIDE AFTER BEING SURPASSED IN AMOUNT OF EMAILS</blockquote>

34-36: Email is shweet! Email is awexome! So is scrolling too!

31-33: Yet again, another new compy.

26-30: ARGBLBLBLBLBL............email is cool.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' please stop being alive</blockquote>

25: This scroll song goes out to my 25th email!

20-24: ''{The Intell 600 sits on the desk with a note saying, "Aruseus is on vacation. He has left Fang to run his show."}''

*Wait 10 seconds and Foxx will walk by.

'''FOXX:''' ''{reads note}'' This cannot end well. ''{leaves}''

14-19: Emails can be awesome, but some just aren't.

11-13: Ahahaha!!! A new computer! A new scroll button too!

9-10: *sigh* I'll miss you, Lappy 486!

6-9: Ooh. Scrolly...and buttony.

1-6: I don't have a sroll button, cuz I just STARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

==Page Titles==

'''Lappy 486!''' (1-8)

'''Farewell, Lappy.''' (9)

'''T-Comp 400X!!!''' (10)

'''Lappy 486? Nope.''' (11)

'''Intell 600!''' (12-19) (24-29)

'''NightPilot Time!''' (191/2-23)

'''?!006 lletnI''' (30)

'''No more Intell, I'm afraid.''' (31)

'''A-Tech 950!''' (32-38) (41-44)

'''A-Tech 950 is a little broke now.''' (39)

'''A-Tech rides again!''' (40)

'''A-Tech 950!? Alpha Stan!? T-Comp 400X!? What's going on!?''' (45)

'''A-Tech 950 Replaced''' (451/2)

'''E-Mach 1000!''' (46-70)

'''The new age of Arumail!''' (71-84)

'''Action 52 SUCKS!''' (85)

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' take a diarrhea dump in my ear am i right guys '''SKUB:''' I'd rather have a lava dog take a diarrhea dump everywhere than read THESE emails</blockquote>

'''SkyPod!''' (86-?)

==Emails and stuff!==

Big emails, meaing ones with epic battles or serious stuff, are italicised.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i can only hope there's plenty of those '''SKUB:''' Does it note how many buildings are smashed/how many pop starlets are TOTALLY KILLED BECAUSE THEYRE NOT AS GOOD AS FUCKIN AWESOME KORN</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe menu</div>
Emails 
Season 1: The Epic Beginning 
 
1. [[/variations|variations]] 
2. [[/jlammy|jlammy]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh get jackhammer fucked.</blockquote>
3. [[/band|band]] 
4. [[/worst thing|worst thing]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh look, it just links back to this page</blockquote>
5. [[/catchphrase|catchphrase]] 
6. [[/blorf|blorf]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' looks like aruseus is going to check his email... too bad all he'll be checking today is a load of BLAM! '''SKUB:''' Yow</blockquote>
7. [[/adventure|adventure]] 
8. [[/cereal|cereal]] 
9. [[/lappyend|lappy's end???]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I give the next computer two emails tops.</blockquote>
10. [[/jokes|jokes]] 
11. [[/shoe|shoe]] 
12. [[/video game|video game]] 
13. [[/news|news progrum]] 
14. [[/nemesis|nemesis]] 
15. [[/evil|evil]] 
16. [[/tripleemail|triple mail!]] 
17. [[/aot|aruseus of town]] 
18. [[/oddities|oddities]] 
19. [[/funny|funny stuff]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I wonder if this link even ''works''</blockquote>
20. [[/japanese cartoon|Japanese cartoon]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' can't wait for this gem</blockquote>
21. [[/bluefeet|blue feet]] 
22. [[/world's end|world's end]] 
23. [[/music video|music video]] 
24. ''[[/death|death]]'' 
<blockquote class="mft3k">''{cheering is heard from all four riffers}'' </blockquote>
25. [[/kyubii|kyubii]] - pic included 
26. [[/crapmail|crapmail]] 
27. [[/hatefang|hatred of fang]] 
28. [[/movie|movie]] 
29. [[/tripleemail2|triple mail part deuce]] 
30. ''[[/virus|virus]]'' 
 
Season 2: Viruses Won't Stop The Aruman 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' But A Crossbow Will</blockquote>
 
31. [[/letter|made-up letter]] 
32. [[/timemachine|time machine]] 
33. [[/squids|squids]] 
34. ''[[/kraxario|The Legend of Kraxario: A Trip to 30X2]]'' 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Uncle Kraxario was okay but Follow Me gets old after a while</blockquote>
35. [[/danestar|danestar]] 
36. [[/puppetshow|puppet show ideas]] 
37. [[/tripleemail3|triple mail three]] 
38. [[/plates|plates]] 
39. [[/differentbody|different body]] 
40. [[/pvsf|Pter Vs. Fang]] 
41. [[/coffee|coffee]] 
42. [[/moviecritcs|movie critics]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' HELLO IM THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEENWHEENWHEENWHEEN MY BABY VOICE IS ENDEARING AS SHIT</blockquote>
43. [[/horrormovies|horror movies]] 
44. [[/tripleemail4|triple mail four]] 
45. ''[[/virus2|Virus Reloaded]]'' 
46. [[/boredom|boredom]] 
47. [[/random|randomocity]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">''{bluebry throws a pie in chwoka's face and chwoka licks it up with a very big tongue}'' '''CHWOKA:''' mmm, almost as good as tacos!! </blockquote>
48. [[/tripleemail5|the 5th triplemail]] 
49. [[/killer|Killer Riolu]] 
50. [http://tinyurl.com/2cazub demented] <- download it to watch it. 
51. [[/summer|summer plans]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' constant masturbation</blockquote>
52. [[/biketheif|bike theif]] 
53. [[/gaming|systems of gaming]] 
54. [[/skewl|school daze]] 
55. ''[[/ultimatum|ultimatum]]'' 
56. [[/inboxclean|inbox cleaning]] 
57. [[/slumber|slumber party times]] <- Badstar doin this one 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh fucking no</blockquote>
58. [[/movienight|movie night]] 
59. [[/pizza|pizza joint]] 
60. [[/decemberween|decemberween TV]] 
61. [[/yotw|year of the wolf]] 
62. [[/triplets|triplet care]] 
63. [[/tahu|tahu]] 
64. [[/star|starring aruseus]] 
65. [[/kilroy|Kilroy]] 
66. [[/amongbrawlers|Among the Brawlers]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''i love smash bros brawl more than i love muscly dragons splitting themselves apart and god knows i love that''</blockquote>
67. [[/manyq|Many Questions, and a Long Email]] 
68. [[/stuff|I'll grab my stuff!]] 
69. [[/triplemail6|three emails for the sixth time]] 
70. ''[[/strike|The Strike]]'' 
 
Season 3: Ryan and the New Gang 
 
71. [[/IOU|IOU]] 
72. [[/yearbook|yearbooks]] 
73. [[/robbed|robbery]] 
74. [[/cleaning|end-of-spring cleaning]] 
75. ''[[/B4YS|Battle For Your Soul]]'' 
76. [[/fangmail|Fang's Email]] 
77. [[/summer2|summer 2008]] 
78. [[/lifeordeath|life or death?]] 
79. [[/court|OBJECTION!]] 
80. [[/deoxys|deoxys hunt]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh a pokemon crossover awesome cool fantastic</blockquote>
81. [[/theshow|le show]] 
82. [[/plans|dumb plans]] 
83. [[/football|It's A Football! I chisled it!]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">''{okay i'm throwing up now i'm throwing up into the air it's a geyser and i swallow it again and i throw up for infinity}''</blockquote>
84. [[/pokemans|pokemanz]] 
85. [[/action52|action 52]] 
86. [[/girlfriend|girlfriend]] 
87. [[/wolfstarter|Wolf's Pokemon]] 
88. [[/tragedies|tragedies]] 
89. [[/airman|Airman?]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''I WONDER IF THIS MOTHERFUCKER CAN BEAT AIR MAN BECAUSE I HEARD AIR MAN IS UNSTOPPABLE EXCUSE ME, ''EIYA MAN GA TAOSENAI'''''</blockquote>
90. [[/homecoming|homecoming]] 
91. [[/magictricks|magic trickery]] 
92. [[/asianfoods|asian foods]] 
93. [[/questing|questing]] 
94. [[/ib2|inbox cleaning 2]] 
95. [[/birthday|birthday]] 
96. [[/grandpa|grandpa]] 
97. [[/brother|Lucas' brother?!]] 
98. [[/megaman|Megaman]] 
99. [[/triplemail7|Guess what this is number seven]] 
100.[[/media|media]] 
 
Season 4: Aruseus University 
 
101.[[/bts|Back To School?!]] 
102.[[/summercamp|summer camp]] 
103.''[[/msw|murder she wrote]]'' 
104.''[[/Badstar5|murder she wrote 2: courtroom drama]]'' 
105.''[[/msw3|murder she wrote 3: the return]]'' 
106.[[/gender|gender swap]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' why</blockquote>
107.[[/spring|spring break]] 
108.[[/moreq|more effing questions]] 
109.[[/vore|vore fest]] <- new 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' '''''why'''''</blockquote>
110.''[[/armageddon|armageddon]]'' <- Oh ''{bleep}''. 

 
Not Quite Emails

19 1/2: [[/vacation|vacation]] - Aruseus goes on vacation until after email 24 and entrusts Fang with his email show. 
36 1/2: [[/mostemails|most emails]] - Aruseus' show becomes the show with the most emails! 
45 1/2: [[/newcompy|new compy]] - Aruseus gets a new computer. 
68 1/2: [[/brawl|Brawling]] - Aruseus waits for SSBB. 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' sounds exciting!!!</blockquote>
74 1/2: [[/snaps|Brawling 2]] - Aruseus shows us some snapshots in Fan Costumes 'X6 Style. 
105 1/2: [[/baby|Baby]] - The chops have been busted. The ripoff artist gets ripped off. {{Well}} 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' i am the ourobouros of throwing up</blockquote>
107 1/2: [[/110preview|armageddon preview]] - Get a look at the next upcoming email. 
RINGER Music Vids NEW! 
 
1. [[/ProgrammmedToFight|Programmed to Fight]] - Programmed to Fight is a song done by The Megas. It is a remake of the music of CrashMan's stage in MM2, with added words.

{{User:Cyrus/sig}}

Other Stuff

*[[/runninggags|Running Gags]]

</blockquote>

==Rock Opera of sorts==

Includes some Not Quites and Bonus Emails.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Rock opera in progress</div>
[[Aruseus Emails/variations|How]]
[[Aruseus Emails/jlammy|can't]]
[[Aruseus Emails/band|we]]
[[Aruseus Emails/worst thing|surprise]]
[[Aruseus Emails/catchphrase|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/blorf|date]]
[[Aruseus Emails/adventure|down]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cereal|Bluecubes]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lappyend|error]]?
[[Aruseus Emails/jokes|Sweet]]
[[Aruseus Emails/shoe|carp!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/video game|Watch]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ehp i'm dry i'm gonna stop by the snack cart</blockquote>

[[Aruseus Emails/news|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/nemesis|potato]]
[[Aruseus Emails/evil|kick]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail|me,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/aot|untill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/oddities|''I'']]
[[Aruseus Emails/funny|fall]]
[[Aruseus Emails/vacation|away!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/japanese cartoon|Robot]]
[[Aruseus Emails/bluefeet|friends]]
[[Aruseus Emails/world's end|Suudsu]]
[[Aruseus Emails/music video|butt]]
[[Aruseus Emails/death|Laser]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kyubii|bust.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/crapmail|YEAH!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/hatefang|Hear]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movie|plans,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail2|Astromund,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus|there]]
[[Aruseus Emails/letter|obey]]
[[Aruseus Emails/timemachine|floats]]
[[Aruseus Emails/squids|Roundy-man.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kraxario|Father]]
[[Aruseus Emails/danestar|comedy]]
[[Aruseus Emails/puppetshow|sky-high]]
[[Aruseus Emails/mostemails|drive]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail3|kids]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plates|fiery]]
[[Aruseus Emails/differentbody|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pvsf|kicking]]
[[Aruseus Emails/coffee|walls.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/moviecritcs|Whatever]]
[[Aruseus Emails/horrormovies|horrific]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail4|aerodynamic]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus2|peas]]
[[Aruseus Emails/newcompy|used]]
[[Aruseus Emails/boredom|brew]]
[[Aruseus Emails/random|forces]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail5|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/killer|kill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/demented|your]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer|BROTHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/biketheif|Painful]]
[[Aruseus Emails/gaming|Chimp-icide]]
[[Aruseus Emails/skewl|choco-choco-chip!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ultimatum|Best]]
[[Aruseus Emails/inboxclean|chewing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/slumber|be]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movienight|suckiest]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pizza|dish,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/decemberween|Y'all!]]
Algernon solo!
[[Aruseus Emails/yotw|
BLEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRFFFFFF!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplets|Brawlers]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tahu|add]]
[[Aruseus Emails/star|ein]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kilroy|Aura]]
[[Aruseus Emails/amongbrawlers|housebroken]]
[[Aruseus Emails/manyq|fairy.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/stuff|WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail6|STARSTORM!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/strike|Sorry.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/IOU|Bendy straw]]
[[Aruseus Emails/yearbook|runner-up]]
[[Aruseus Emails/robbed|ponder.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cleaning|Ow! Oof! Orf!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/B4YS|Skidoosh.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/fangmail|WUT?!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer2|Mario]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lifeordeath|flat]]
[[Aruseus Emails/court|bailed]]
[[Aruseus Emails/deoxys|cookie...]]
[[Aruseus Emails/theshow|Parker!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plans|Dangerous]]
[[Aruseus Emails/football|landing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pokemans|Pokemon]]
[[Aruseus Emails/action52|scares]]
[[Aruseus Emails/girlfriend|breath]]
[[Aruseus Emails/wolfstarter|Mudkip]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tragedies|method.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/airman|EEP.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/homecoming|Just]]
[[Aruseus Emails/magictricks|beef]]
[[Aruseus Emails/asianfoods|purely]]
[[Aruseus Emails/questing|gotten over]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ib2|trashed.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/birthday|YAHOO!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/grandpa|Grizzled]]
[[Aruseus Emails/brother|GREYSKULL!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/megaman|Doughnuts?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail7|HA!]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'm back what did I miss</blockquote>

[[Aruseus Emails/media|Okkusenman! Okkusenman!]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Skub erupts into a krakatoa, like literally he shoots lava everywhere}''</blockquote>

[[Aruseus Emails/bts|Live on...right?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summercamp|Total]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw|sleuths!]]
[[Objection!/Badstar5|GOTCHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw3|Shinguard]]

'''STILL IN PROGRESS'''

</blockquote>

==Inbox==

Want to email him?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' you know it</blockquote>

Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]].

{{FotF Icon}}

=Closing Comments=

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000

2011-08-19T06:13:47Z

Chwoka:

{{User:Tehy Moldan/headline|1={{slogangen|mft3k}}}}
{{SuperProfanity|words=all the ''best'' words and homosexuals of a deviant nature}}

<center>'''[[Chwoka]]''', '''[[User:Skullbuggy|Skub]]''', '''[[User:Bluebry|Bluebry]]''', '''[[User:NachoMan|NachoMan]]''' hate your stuff. They're big bullies (especially Skub) who hate you and love being mean on the internet.
 
 
<big><big>MYSTERY FANSTUFF THEATER 3000</big></big> Apologies in advance, you baby. You big baby.</center>
== EPISODES ==

=== Season 1 (Doctor Brainfreeze fucking sucks.) ===

# '''[[/Bell Quest|Bell Quest]]''' — SPOOK CLIFF
# '''[[/Raiku Email|Raiku Email]]''' — I know when I see a baby, the first thing I do is interrogate it.
# '''[[/Records of Bell|Records of Bell]]''' — Bell was a self-important author surrogate who's convinced he's the best writer who ever lived, Bling was a retard cat-monster that would probably eat its own foot given enough time and condiments, Tracy's an Anglophile who still thinks the fedora-trench coat combo looks good on any living human being, Sarah's just another Bell but with enough bosom to strangle somebody if they happened to fall in, Don Skull's an obnoxious prick, Daigo's got a robot nutbag and that's unsettling by itself, these two new idiots are from a Jethro Tull song for Christ's sake, Skully B.'s a handsome man with a surprising amount of vomit in his system... oh, speaking of which. ''{dry heave}'' Nope, I'm out. Oh, but let me go on. The author has wasted our time with this abortion of a "comedy" series which has about as much comedy as a morgue has healthy individuals, completely one-dimensional characters with absolutely nothing mitigating their existence and no merit to their personalities whatsoever, the absolute worst setting you can have for any work of fiction, plots that are nonexistant—and on the very rare occasion that they do have a plot, it's just another goddamn fight scene... and have I mentioned the humor? It's the comedy equivalent of a miscarriage; something so awful and tragic that you never want to speak of it again—it's the kind of humor that even 4chan would never laugh at, the kind of jokes that wouldn't cut it in the darkest of comedies, slapstick that barely even qualifies as such; genital mutilation, kicking, punching, none of this is funny! This fiction is the text equivalent of the Holocaust; it's awful, it's disastrous, it's a tragedy, it's a crime against humanity... Bell deserves to have his computer, his paper... anything that he can transcribe ANY sort of writing or art on to, it needs to be destroyed at this very instant. I never want to see his writing again. Until he actually pays attention in English class and doesn't draw huge tits all over everything, I want him never to approach a keyboard again in his life. I never want to see him pick up a pencil... I don't even want him to think about writing.

=== Season 2 (Once More, With NachoMan!) ===

# '''[[/Zarel Emails|Zarel Emails]]''' — YOU IN THE DRINK
# [[/X Is The New Y|X Is The New Y]] — this got gritty ''fast''
# [[/1-Up Emails|Some Early 1-Up Emails]] ''definitely''
# Samtheman hasn't edited since November of 2008 so we assume [[/Samtheman.egg|Samtheman.egg]] is public domain now.
# [[/Pokemon: Strong Bad Version|Pokemon: Strong Bad Version]] — It's a lot like Kingdom Hearts,

=== Season 3 (The Gritty Reboot) ===

# '''[[/You Don'T Know What It Is Like|You Don'T Know What It Is Like]]''' / [[/Spirit|Spirit]] — But upon closer inspection it was just a bag of garbage
# [[/Wikihood|Wikihood]] — dAaAaAaAaA, make me an anime!
# '''[[/I Want To Play A Game|I Want To Play A Game]]''' / '''[[/Homoon emails|Homoon emails]]''' — CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE,
# [[/The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo|The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo]] / [[/Forsythe And Friends|Forsythe And Friends]] — wow. I literally have nothing to say about any of this. I'm just staring blankly as I scroll down the page waiting for something to jump out at me, and nothing does. it's all just the same random wacky humor in all caps, and apparently it's trying to be bad on purpose, but it's just BAD. like, I am seriously getting a headache right now. Even shit like Spirit, where it was long as hell and Japany and stupid and cliche, at least there was stuff to make fun of! riffing on this is like, it's like picking on a retard. I just-- I, what is this supposed to be? What is happening here? Did they really think any of this stuff was funny? I mean they must have, but god! Holy I mean my god jesus this is sickeningly awful. I... I don't know if I can go on with this. You know what I would rather do than read this? I would rather have every single piece of literature I ever read from now on be horrible furry scat porn. I would rather lose my ability to comprehend written text. I would sacrifice a newborn child if it meant that horrible writing like this would never be allowed to exist.
# [[You Know Who I Hate|The World's Greatest]] — This is the greatest series ever and I want to see it animated and I want to voice Henry.

=== Lost Episodes ===

'''DON'T READ THESE OKAY GUYS'''

# '''[[/Absurd Originality|Absurd Originality]]'''
# [[/KPSRTV|KPSRTV]]
# [[/Green Grass and High Tides Forever|Green Grass and High Tides Forever]]
# [[/Absurd Bell Quest|Absurd Bell Quest]]
# if [[/Space-Aged Stupidity|/Space-Aged Stupidity]] was a woman i would make sweet love to her
== OTHER ==

* Before you ask any questions please resort to the '''[[/faq|FAQ]]''' thanks
* '''[[/who|Who]]'''... who is it? Who... who is it? Who... who is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?
* when bluebry goes to strip clubs (which is very often we can assure you) he likes to look at the '''[[/poll|poll]]''' dancers
* oh we also won this thing twice

[[Image:FotF Text.png|frame|left]][[Image:FotF Text.png|frame|right]]

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Talk:Main Page

2011-07-29T05:21:50Z

Chwoka: /* A Message to the wiki */

{{MainArchive}}

== Hey guys ==

I seem to have misplaced my last two accounts. So hey, back again. And yes, this is the REAL Empress Sinta-tan, not an imposter. {{User:Eyriesink/sig}}

== This isn't good. ==

We have less than 100 megabytes of disk space left. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:56, 9 October 2009 (UTC)
:Well, we can't upload, so it's probably just Sam uploading his own files. I wouldn't worry too much about it. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:57, 9 October 2009 (UTC)

==Delete==
We have about ZERO disk space left, and about a million ditched, crap, or forgotten stuffs. These things need to begone! {{User:Man-o-man/sig}}
:Yeah, we have 80 megabytes. I think we'll live. It's not like we can delete images anymore anyway, so... {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:10, 1 November 2009 (UTC)
::I mean delete the ''pages''. Like [[Total Drama Wiki Island]], or [[Egowiki]], or [[Wikihood Redux: The Remake]]. {{User:Man-o-man/sig}}
:::NO DELETION OF WIKIHOOD MATERIAL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>( {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:26, 2 November 2009 (UTC)
::::Fine, forget Wikihood. But crap needs to be deleted. {{User:Man-o-man/sig}}
:::::There's a certain [[User:Raiku|user]] with a bunch of unused fanstuff that we could delete... {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 11:25, 2 November 2009 (UTC)
::::::Well the thing is that the disk space is mostly affected by images. And also the fact that the disk space not only covers the wiki, but Sam's personal stuff too. Doing away with the pages will do us little good, so I say, sit back and relax. Either that, or we delete everything in sight. Either way I'll be amused. And NO WAY, I am not doing another Raiku purge. I still didn't get much credit for the last one. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:46, 2 November 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Just remember that each character (including spaces) on a page is exactly one byte, no matter what. There are 1,000 bytes in a kilobyte, and a thousand kilobytes in a megabyte, and so on. Do the math, and you'll know that it would be nearly impossible for the disk space to be used up with the very small community this wiki has. Files, on the other hand, can more easily take up space, which is probably why Super Sam disabled uploading. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:39, 2 November 2009 (UTC)
"I still didn't get much credit for the last one." all hail sephiroth {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 23:58, 2 November 2009 (UTC)
: :wub: oh and don't forget, ninjaduck, jcm and chwoka too. they helped {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 12:15, 3 November 2009 (UTC)

pages take little to no disk space, if this dies out sam will just go eat a clamburger and leave everyone else waiting for THE PURRRRRRRRRRRGE to end -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 15:47, 5 November 2009 (UTC)

== Can someone tell me... ==

Why we go here anymore? {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 15:20, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
:lol dunno -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 15:47, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
Well, let's see. I originally joined because it was a good place to make friends. So far, I've lost some. FotF encouraged me to make fanstuff of good quality. That's been closed for a while now. At least I could make visually appealing pages without having to rely on another site's bandwidth. Oh wait, can't do that either. It seems the only thing keeping me here is the chance of seeing one of my logos in the top left. It'd be nice to update them, too, by the way. {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:02, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
:I came because I needed a place that I could write fanstuff with my friends from HRFWiki that could focus more on our own characters. I haven't technically lost any, either, so I guess I'm the only one who came out on top. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:12, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
::I'm here because I have no life and I am bored nearly 24/7, despite me checking this site for updates every few hours, I too am aware that this site is pretty much pointless. However, if I lose this site, then I will lose another bit casual entertainment, and I will slowly go insane if I do not already. See, I'm, Even, Getting, My, Old, Habits, Back. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:53, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
:::the choom gang {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 22:24, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
::::the choom gang -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:47, 5 November 2009 (UTC)
:::::Super Sam's given up on us, hence that sitenotice you're seeing. He wants the WUW to be destroyed, but doesn't want to do it directly. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:27, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
::::::That's a horrible way to do it. Passing power down from those who never show up, to people who, after predominately gaining all of that power, stopped showing up. Besides, it's not like we're that sick in the head to go crazy with that power. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:35, 6 November 2009 (UTC)
:::::::I'm going to destroy the world! [[User:TJ the Red Fox|Zorc]]
<big>INTERLOPING!</big> {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

== More than a fortnight since a FOTF. ==
Guys, you really haven't updated FOTF in a while. Why not update it? - [[User:Killer Banana|Killer Banana]] 23:00, 14 November 2009 (UTC)
:It's against the rules lol -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 23:03, 14 November 2009 (UTC)

No seriously, if your not gonna update the FOTF, I'm just gonna have to get ugly and quit this wiki. - [[User:Killer Banana|Killer Banana]] 00:15, 15 November 2009 (UTC)
:okay -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 00:17, 15 November 2009 (UTC)
::bye then {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:25, 15 November 2009 (UTC)
:::see ya {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:06, 15 November 2009 (UTC)
::::Have a nice "looking at the wiki without editing" time, see you in two months! {{User:Man-o-man/sig}} 01:58, 15 November 2009 (UTC)
:::::please do leave {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:21, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
hey guys you can do whatever you want now 
seriously - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 02:18, 15 November 2009 (UTC)
:wait we could've brought it back anytime

:what -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:who the hell are you

:Also, since you're here, can you please take down that sitenotice? It's getting a bit annoying, and it's broken the custom page headers. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:57, 15 November 2009 (UTC)
:Mods can do that.
:That includes YOU as of now congratulations - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 04:01, 15 November 2009 (UTC)
::Oh, hey, thanks. ''{proceeds to conquer the WUW and commit a few atrocities}'' {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:49, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
Killer Banana, you weren't really active here in the first place. Also, there's not really much good fanstuff left that haven't already won the award. {{User:JCM/sig}} 14:52, 15 November 2009 (UTC)

Alright, quit your belly-aching, we have a new (or rather, old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) winner. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

== ALRIGHT ==

check out clamburger.org

supra totally says we can do what we want but we can't break rule 1.2

IT'S ON

{{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:I just checked Clamburger.org main page. There's no mention of that anywhere on the page as far as I could see.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 03:16, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
::I think he meant irc -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 03:18, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
:::BTW, what was with that random "server maintenance"?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 03:19, 17 November 2009 (UTC)
::::In the wise words of Rhino the Hamster... 
Let it begin 
LET IT BEGIN 
'''LET IT BEGIIIIN''' --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:34, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

== Unblock Raiku? ==

Do you think it would be a good idea to unblock Raiku, as he was blocked for doing what all of us are doing right now, but a day before it became official? BTW: Nobody unblock him yet, until we've reached an agreement. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:16, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
:We might as well, since he'll cry about it for the rest of the week anyway. {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:58, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
::Anyone want to say anything about this? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:23, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
:::Well, he started doing this before the Free 4 All actually started, so he was still breaking the rules.But since we started this about 12 hours later it's a little pointless now...--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 21:40, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
::::No, because he's been asking for a long-lasting ban. Besides, 85% of all bans are repealed on this place. We need to follow through with things more. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:54, 19 November 2009 (UTC)
:::::Knowing that it's just going to keep happening, I would say that it's justified, but objectively it's really not. It's all biased against what he's done in the past and all the past baaaaawing everyone's done. But whatever I'm just too indie to agree with the crowd ever {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 22:47, 19 November 2009 (UTC)
::::::Alright, I'll unblock him. Of course, unless there are any more objections? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:55, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

== A question for everyone ==

What do you think is the greatest video game of all time? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 23:46, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

Personally, I like Psychonauts for the Xbox and Little Big Planet '''ALOT'''. (:P) [[User:Toonypie|Toonypie]]
:Good choice, but incorrect. Someone else? --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 00:01, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

== Alrighty ==

I've been gone for two months. You guys gimme a complete recap of what happened from September to November. I want who left, who joined, and notable events. And what's with that 'wiki went chaotic' thing? Gimme the details. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 00:08, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

OK... What I know is that [[User:Raiku|Raiku]] made a bunch of fanstuff that he never worked on. Also, the wiki is losing disk space. [[User:Toonypie|Toonypie]]
:And Super Sam disabled uploaded and apparently can't bring it back, and Raiku's now banned for 2 months for repeated vandalism. Also, the [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki] is coming back this month probably, so there's a "free-for-all week" going on to end the WUW's popularity with a bang. That's pretty much everything important going on now. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:08, 20 November 2009 (UTC)

== Personalities ==

Does anyone know how I could somehow get a hold of the personalities of the users here? Like smart, crazy, adventurous, etc.? {{User:TheStick/sig}} 22:17, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
:What do you need them for? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:18, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
::I had this idea for a fanstuff that's ''not'' a random useless page, but it actually involves wiki users, is not an interactive, and I didn't want to go with the 'bunch of random idiots running around and making random garbage' thing. {{User:TheStick/sig}} 22:24, 24 November 2009 (UTC)

Right.. I'll get you some:

*Me: Conceited Jerk
*Bell: Slightly insane
*Skullbuggy: Mook time
*Badstar: Not as insane as bell but still
*Noid: badass
*Brooksie: ladies man
*Nachoman: also a ladies man
** you see this is funny because nachoman is legitimately bi {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
*** You know you can still be a ladies man and be Bisexual too. Nothing stops you. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:46, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
***Naw he was just bicurious and he is better now right nachoman {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 00:47, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
****mmm sure /me reaches his hands towards brooksie's zipper -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 01:04, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
*Eric: genius
*Super Sam: depends
*Chwoka: also depends
*Raiku: annoying
*Dinoshaur: cool
*TJ: prone to extreme anger
*Homestar Tiger: fake stupidity
*Ninjaduck: Hawkwweed

not very descriptive, but i hope i helped {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:34, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
:Oi! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 00:13, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
::I'm pretty sure Eric would want to be the motorcycle instead {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 00:23, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
:::If I only saw this list and not who wrote it I would say it was written by a second gen turned dirty thirdie - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 00:42, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
::::Your method of insult humor proves itself to be unfunny and ineffective. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:46, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
:::::Not an insult sir, simply an observation - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 03:49, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
::::::well i disagree with your observation very much {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:25, 26 November 2009 (UTC)

What is this I don't even -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 00:47, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

*NPP - Nice guy who often apologizes for not his fault
*CG12 - Stock weirdo
*Raiku - kinda annoying at times (nooffense)

hopethishelps--{{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 02:57, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

I find it kinda funny how people get all vexed at this. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:46, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

My teeth have been plastered together with gumdrops and caramel. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 19:46, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

*SI: Horse. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

*Noxigar - Vanishing ghost, lives in his own distorted world like Giratina. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 00:45, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

I wish I knew what this was. ... ''{no personality check}'' I SAID I WISH I KNEW WHAT THIS WAS!! {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}

*SR - The butt of all jokes {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 05:24, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

Okay I'll do it.

Taco - Very smart, tries to get Mikey in line

Joel - Violent, deadpan snarker

ToRi - Natural leader, short tempered

Mikey - Completely insane

Mortis - Mysterious, creepy

Forsythe - Glutton, vicious

Angela - Friendly, caring

Riot - Aggressive, violent

Sinta-tan - Random, creative

Stormpaw - Evil, ambitious

Angelfeather - Pure, serious

Rokko - Unstable, silly

Taco Jr. - Curious, somewhat smart

{{User:Eyriesink/sig}}

== Theme Idea ==

I think everyone should be another user for one week, and the user is randomly picked by the higher ups. The users can edit their selected users pages, but not their own. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:37, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
:Why can't we select

:Also, I want another F4A week {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::It's more fun if it's random. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:39, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
:::I approve of this ONLY if chooms can pick, and we have to do impressions of the user all week
:::And I so have dibs on Noid {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 20:44, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
::::Chooms pick. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:49, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
:::::Everyone should be able to pick. What if a dude gets their best friend, or a dude with no personality.

:::::Also, dibs on Raiku {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::no {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:58, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Dibs on that sexy blighter Seph {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:45, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

australian accent week, eh mate? -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 00:40, 26 November 2009 (UTC)

No week, let's just leave the wiki alone. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:09, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
:LEAVE THE WIKI ALONE -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 01:39, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
::We are making weeks. Howabout torture Jicem week. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:47, 26 November 2009 (UTC)

This sounds like the worst idea ever - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 03:47, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
:Are you saying that this idea is.....WEEK? /me ba dum tish {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 06:20, 26 November 2009 (UTC)
::No, since that sentence does not make sense. I believe you are looking for the word "weak", which is quite similar but carries a very different meaning to the word you have provided. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 07:06, 26 November 2009 (UTC)

Guys... Pirate Week. --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 16:37, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
:Yo ho ho and a bottle of (Cold) one! --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 20:10, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
Guys... Ninja Week. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:49, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

Guys... Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Week. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:59, 27 November 2009 (UTC)

Guys... Badstar week. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

Guys... Haruhi Week. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 00:07, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
:I totally know you're sucking up, but what the hell. Lets give the kid's idea a shot. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

Guys... Superhero Week. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 00:12, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

Guys... Week Week. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 00:15, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

Girls... Love Sephiroth Week {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:24, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

BANDWIDTH AWARENESS WEEK {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:45, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

Guys... which JCM is not -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

* Impersonation Roulette — Too much commitment
* Another Free-For-All — Maybe if you guys quit calling it "Free-4-All" or "F4A". It's two extra keystrokes but it makes you look less retarded.
* Australian Accent — Too much effort for too little change.
* Torture Jicem — Not sticking up for the guy here, but this idea is really lame and comes across as Raiku trying to fit in by picking on Jicem. Also, the heck kind of idea is this?
* Pirate — So, Talk Like a Pirate Day all week long? That'd get annoying, and fast.
** Ninja — you see guys it's funny because there's this meme about ninjas and pirates and
*** Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot — no you guys you don't get it i'm only being ironically random
* Badstar — How would this even play out? If anything, I imagine it'd just get played out. ''(OH SNAP!!!!)''
* Harushi — 2 users total have seen this. 6 users total have a at least a vague inkling of what it is.
* Superhero — After the last ideas, this one almost seems good before we realize that it's not the sort of wide-sweeping, principle-shaking change theme weeks should have.
* Week — what's this I don't even
* Love Sephiroth — See "Badstar" proposal above.
* Bandwidth Awareness — See "Badstar" proposal above.

In conclusion, if we actually do want another theme week, I, being better than all of you, will have to think it up myself. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:I feel like if it was less organized and more "oh hey i'm gonna do a [user] impression and make [user]-like fanstuff" then the impersonation thing would work but hey whadda I know I'm just a kid {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 08:58, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
::Everyone would do Raiku. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:Not to mention I users total hate most anime in general so don't even think about it. {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}

I guess I have an idea for a week now. Fanstuff week. In honor of the upcoming end of the purge, let's all try to update one of our fanstuff at least once. 95% of recent changes is made up of userpage, talk page, or joke page edits now, and that's not what the Wiki User Wiki was originally conceived for. I know the place is a joke, but let's try to take advantage of what it has before coming back into the original fanstuff community. What do you think? {{User:JCM/sig}} 14:42, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
:Jicem, that's the type of thing we're looking for. However, it's too optimistic to get, like, half of the userbase to do anything for it. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::I think a free-for-all or a user impersonation week might turn out HILARITY {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 23:56, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

== New Logo Rotation? ==

I think our logo rotation could use some fresh material. It could also give our users something to do besides quarrel. I'll probably duck (hee hee) out to give other users a chance, that is, if this idea is well received. {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 03:09, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
:I want the doggie logo :I {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::I'm encouraging users to put logos on the New Logos page so we can properly examine them and decide whether to add them ourselves. {{User:JCM/sig}} 13:43, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
:::I encourage mods to be liberal in adding (non-retarded) logos to the logo rotation. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 13:56, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
::::<nowiki>:</nowiki>/ {{User:JCM/sig}} 15:10, 27 November 2009 (UTC)
:::::Giving the submited logos a look through would do this wiki some good. I'm geting tired of the logos in progress, (besides the doggie logo) {{User:Man-o-man/sig}} 01:03, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
::::::Everyone likes the doggie logo :) {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 02:04, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

== Look at how wacky this picture is ==

look at it

http://i45.tinypic.com/vzkmyb.jpg

discuss {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 20:35, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
:This is a little worse than Doggie. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 22:16, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
::So it's not fantastic but is only a meager good?? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:he has a big nose [[User:Flubber|Flubber]] 22:20, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

I do not support Barack Hussein Osama and his liberal agenda {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 09:04, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
:I do not support Barack Hussein Osama and his statist/totalitarian/commie/socialist/marxist/maoist/dictatorial regime {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 11:12, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
::i don't like gays and blacks {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 16:32, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
:::How ironic. {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:02, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
::::i am a gay marxist communist black muslim and i am offended by this {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:14, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
:wat {{User:Clover/piggy}} 00:56, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

== low on disck space ==

what are you guys gonna do {{User:Vindicator/sig}} 00:49, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
:http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/396917-Ripulse/917/27/magic_conch_shell_display.png
:Nothing {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:12, 8 December 2009 (UTC)
::you, sir, just won yourself a pamcake {{User:Clover/piggy}} 01:15, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

== THIS IS IT ==

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/ThisIsItMJ.jpg

The next person to flood recent changes with a name change, or mass page move will be blocked until Christmas. You hear? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:16, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
:I hear, loud and quite clear. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 18:17, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
::guys just let brooks change his name. i promise it isn't vulgar. it's been a choom injoke about the injustices of homophobia i promise {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 18:19, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
::furthermore if you don't have the power to rename people please don't move pages because people who DO have the power to rename people have to fix that and i have a life {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 18:20, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
:::I have nothing against the name, just decide already! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:21, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
::::brooks is already pastor pastor brooks is gay so we'll keep it that way until he decides he doesn't like that name and then we'll wait a few months to change it {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 18:23, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
:::::Yeah guys seriously
:::::What we need is a bunch of Wikihood on our Recent Changes {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 18:25, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
::::::Good idea. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:27, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
Sephiroth: Can I fix Noxigar's little bout of screwing EVERYTHING UP FOR EVERYBODY before we put a stopper on the issue? This way, if ywe DO decide to change his name back, we won't break everything. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:Yeah, I don't mind you doing that. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:30, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
This will forever go down in history as the worst drama this community has ever seen {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 18:36, 21 December 2009 (UTC)

== Guys this anarchy is out of control and needs to stop at once ==

just kidding {{oddish}} -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 03:09, 2 January 2010 (UTC)

== So ==

Now we have two post-WUW WUWs coming up. Girrbyte, JCM, what's the difference? {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:JCMs is an archive, apparently. Girrbyte's is the actual post-WUW WUW. - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 03:28, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
::Can you use JCM's as a functional WUW or is it locked? {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 03:35, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
:::I believe his is locked {{user:girrbyte/sig}}
Yes, my wiki is locked. It will only be readable once I upload all the files (right now it isn't readable either) and that will probably be sometime in the next few days, as this isn't exactly a small wiki. {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:10, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

:SIX HOURS. --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 09:07, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
::: oh no {{user:girrbyte/sig}}
::::ONE HOUR.{{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}}
:::::HALF <s>LIFE</s> HOUR {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 14:42, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
::::::FIVE MINUTES {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 15:05, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::::...Wait, where's the explosion? {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 15:13, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

== Blockquotes ==

So.. How we make blockquotes here? Is there a page for 'em like on HRFwiki, or something else? [[User:The Wheelchair|The Wheelchair]] 14:09, 25 May 2010 (UTC)
:Found it. [[User:The Wheelchair|The Wheelchair]] 14:34, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

== hey guys ==

i'm having a super bad day

my girlfriend abraham broke up with me in front of my hebrew language class...

and my pita bread spoiled

everyone hates me {{smith}} ... ~ -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 18:07, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:Your pita bread? You poor thing. Don't worry, things will get better for you. Just look to the future. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:58, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== SHAWTY'S AN EENIE MEENIE MINEY MO LOVER ==

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Justin_Bieber.jpg/506px-Justin_Bieber.jpg

<3 beliebers unite <3

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:16, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

NUH --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 23:50, 23 September 2010 (UTC)

== IRC ==

I'm on.

No one else is. {{User:Tahu/sig}}
:I would be, but stupid Mibbit doesn't allow freenode. I think there's a free java client on freenode.net, I'll go see. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 02:35, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
::I think there's a button on mibbit that says "Server". Click on it and enter "irc.freenode.net". Try joining then. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:35, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

== Serious Question (I'm using capital letters so you know something's going down) ==

I started a Pokemon Yellow let's play on the forum some months ago, but the reason I never wanted to update it was because I was only playing it for the LP and not really for fun. I don't really feel like playing that game, but would people be interested in reading an LP of Pokemon Fire Red Omega (a hack)? I'm not too far into it, but the thing is I'd probably be more inclined to update it if I was actually enjoying the game while I was playing. Opinions? -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:36, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:oh god nachoman is actually being serious. But I would totally be up for reading your LP. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 23:45, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
::2nd'd {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 02:56, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:::None of you every ''watched'' my LP. But who cares, yeah, whatever, jazz hands. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== excuse me ==

i request that my name be changed to andy "black" mcdarknesscurse because that is my fursona and fyi he looks like a black tails with knuckles hair and links sword and he has psykic powers i have a bunch of drawings of him on my deviantart -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 18:15, 17 August 2010 (UTC)
:there you go {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:41, 17 August 2010 (UTC)
::mmm nah i changed my mind i think i'll just change it fifty more times depending on whatever drama is happening over at furaffinity -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 21:04, 17 August 2010 (UTC)
:::yeah okay sure {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:05, 17 August 2010 (UTC)

== Problem with Sidebar ==

On the main page, the side bar shrinks and goes to the bottom of the page, anyway to fix this? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 23:00, 5 September 2010 (UTC)

== y'all need to get back onto twitter ==

[http://twitter.com/Lex_DH seriously it's like i'm talking to myself] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:45, 24 September 2010 (UTC)

== Wow. ==

I'm going to come out of my dumbass "Pope Bellstrom has been assassinated" thing (which, by the way, only Raiku noticed) and say something.

There were absolutely no updates yesterday. And only two the day before. And just one three days ago. I think the wiki is finally dying. Should we celebrate? {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 21:17, 15 October 2010 (UTC)
:Ah, personally I think it's more of a "Mexican Standoff" kind of thing. Everyone is still visiting regularly, but they're just observing the timeline, waiting for someone to actually do something on it. Unfortunately, everyone else is doing the exactly same thing, so it's actually come to something where we're eagerly waiting for someone to do something, but they're doing the same.

:Or that's just my theory. I myself, actually have lots of ideas, but I'm actually too scared to put them onto paper as I'm afraid that i'll end up like complete crap. I've lost many good ideas that way, to be honest. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:43, 15 October 2010 (UTC)
::Well Everyone is back at school now, maybe they're parents made them get off when they started failing. That said, My biggest edits in the past week were when I was failing Algebra and World History. I thinkI'll start on my next thing now. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 22:24, 15 October 2010 (UTC)
:::It's because we banned all the good people
:::They'll be back in due season - {{User:Super Sam/sig}} 23:24, 15 October 2010 (UTC)
I am so tired of people blaming some mysterious outside force that is making the wiki die or whatever ''just make good edits and try to clean off some of that thirdy dirt'' {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 00:45, 16 October 2010 (UTC)
:I'm afraid it's not that simple, Mr. Brooks. The activity on this wiki depended on the state of the fanstuff wiki. The WUW's height during the purge was simply due to boredom and/or a desire to keep the creative juices flowing. Now that there's no hope that the HRFWiki will come back, most of the original users have found little reason for staying here. And there's obviously nothing to direct unique traffic to the site, so the shrinking of the community and its production was inevitable. I hate to be cynical, but I personally doubt this place will survive another two years on the internet in the direction it's going. It is an unfortunate reality. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:29, 16 October 2010 (UTC)
::I mean yeah but to keep it going as long as possible the remaining members should be making stuff and being active in the community instead of just being cynical about everything yknow (I will also likely be trying to actually make stuff sometime too) {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 18:14, 16 October 2010 (UTC)

== dear WUW ==

nobody cares about your problems

now act like nothing happened

{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:49, 16 October 2010 (UTC)

== war ==

what {{User:Shadow Scythe/sig}} 00:55, 29 October 2010 (UTC)
:Wiki War III. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 00:57, 29 October 2010 (UTC)
:: I think we have reached a sort of cease fire. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 01:02, 29 October 2010 (UTC)

== Hahahaha, just noticed this ==

"• Suggestion Box — Help us improve the HRFWiki."

pffffft. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 05:40, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

== I wish ==

I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:10, 25 December 2010 (UTC)
:I wish I was like 6'9<nowiki>''</nowiki> so I could get with Leloshe 'cause she don't know me but yo, I think he's really fine. You know I see her all the time; even in my dreams I'm schemin' ways to make her mine. 'Cause I know she livin' phat: her boyfriend's tall, and he plays ball, so how am I gonna compete with that? Because when it comes to playin' basketball, I'm always last to be picked or in some cases never picked it all. So I lean upon the wall or in the bleachers with the rest of the girls who come to watch their man ball. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:16, 25 December 2010 (UTC)
::Dag y'all! I never understood why the jocks get the fly girls, and me, I get the 'hood rats. I tell 'em scat, skiddle, skeboddle. Got hit with a bottle and put in the hospital for talkin' that mess. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:22, 25 December 2010 (UTC)
:::I confess, it's a shame when you're living in a city that's the size of a box, and nobody knows your name. Glad I came to my senses. Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach overcome with thoughts of me and her together, right? So when I asked out, she said I wasn't her type. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:28, 25 December 2010 (UTC)
::::I wish I had a brand-new car. So far, I got this hatchback, and everywhere I go, I get laughed at. And when I'm in my car, I'm laid back. I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat. Here in my car, I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors. It's the only way to live, in cars. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:32, 25 December 2010 (UTC)
:::::Okay, smarty, go to a party, girls are scantily clad and showing body. A chick walks by, you wish you could sex her, but you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter. Next day's function: high-class luncheon. Food they're serving, you're stone-cold munchin. Music comes on and people start to dance, but then, you ate so much you nearly split your pants. A girl starts walking, guys start gawking, sits down next to you, and starts talking. Says she wants to dance, 'cause she likes to groove, so come on fatso, and just bust a move. -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 05:49, 25 December 2010 (UTC)
::::::And do you really wanna know what's really wack? See, I can't even get a date. So, what do you think of that? I heard that prom night is the bomb night with a hood rat you can hold tight. But really though, on figuero, when I'm in my car I can't even get a hello. So many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday, well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go. You know, I take the 110 to the 105, get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive, 'cause it's hard to survive livin' in a concrete jungle and these girls just keep passin' me by. She looks fly, she looks fly. Makes me say "My, my, my." {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 05:55, 25 December 2010 (UTC)
:Hey, I wish I had my way, 'cause every day would be a Friday, you could even speed on the highway. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 06:01, 25 December 2010 (UTC)

== guys help ==

I just remembered this fanstuff and I cant find it, its the Blues Brothers, but with Badstar and Bellstrom as Dan Akroyd and John Belushi, also I think I was in it too. I think Lex or Skub made it, I don't remember.
:[http://x.clamburger.org/CreatedPages.php?user=Lex Neither of their] [http://x.clamburger.org/CreatedPages.php?user=Skub page lists have] any BB stuff. Are you sure it hasn't been deleted or anything like that? {{User:JCM/sig}} 16:04, 2 January 2011 (UTC)
::Oh yeah, that was me. Unfortunately I deleted it a long time ago. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:45, 2 January 2011 (UTC)
:::Well, whaddya know. [http://pastebin.com/2UCsQiNQ WUWLeaks strikes again!] {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:23, 2 January 2011 (UTC)
::::oh god it's terrible {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:34, 2 January 2011 (UTC)

== Headline thing breaking ==

The headline thingy, which I use on my userpage, has broken a few times in the past week. I'm starting to wonder if this is connected to the Site notice in anyway. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 21:27, 3 January 2011 (UTC)
:headlines won't work if there is a site notice -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 23:45, 3 January 2011 (UTC)
::Use <nowiki>{{DISPLAYTITLE:INSERT TEXT HERE}}</nowiki> instead. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:56, 3 January 2011 (UTC)

== the wuw got locked or something a year ago I think ==

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==Account creation==
Is it possible to temporarily stop it? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:You can ban the IP that's making the spambots, unless it's a dynamic IP or something. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 18:57, 20 June 2011 (UTC)
::It's a spambot with a dynamic IP. That doesn't work. {{User:Miss Peach/sig}}
:::Worst part about it is that there are spammers that are doing advertisements. i think they want attention because they hate their lives.[[User:TheValentineBros|TVB]] 22:50, 20 June 2011 (UTC)
It's official, we need to do something about this spambot. We've blocked 201 different sockpuppets of it so far. {{User:Miss Peach/sig}}
:Just don't bother anymore. Who even cares, their not even doing that much wrong. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Email! ==

Do email shows have to be about wiki users or original characters? --[[User:LeilanaLappy|LeilanaLappy]] 00:17, 24 June 2011 (UTC)
:They can be about anything. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:30, 24 June 2011 (UTC)
::Let me rephrase that. Do they have to use wiki users or original characters as the main character? --[[User:LeilanaLappy|LeilanaLappy]] 03:15, 24 June 2011 (UTC)

== Name Change ==

I would like my name changed to DSM.--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 23:18, 27 July 2011 (UTC)
:That's fantastic. Thanks for sharing your feelings with us. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 14:02, 28 July 2011 (UTC)

== Sex Change ==

I would like to have my gender changed from male to female. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:45, 28 July 2011 (UTC)
:Bippity Boppity Boo! Now your a woman.--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 22:06, 28 July 2011 (UTC)

== A Message to the wiki ==

{{YouTube|Kpy7seH5Hc8}} Besides Chaos and Lex.--[[User:Counting Blue Cars|Counting Blue Cars]] 22:13, 28 July 2011 (UTC)
:sometimes -<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Wikihood

2011-07-18T19:03:36Z

Chwoka:

= Opening Comments =

'''CHWOKA:''' okay, here's how it's gonna go down:

'''CHWOKA:''' mft3kfeeder is gonna feed you lines, stopping at ever clause

'''CHWOKA:''' if you do not have a riff, say "pass"

'''SKUB:''' yep

'''SKUB:''' i've practiced

'''CHWOKA:''' once everybody has said a riff or passed, we'll move on to the next clause

'''CHWOKA:''' are we all clear here?

'''SKUB:''' yes

'''SKUB:''' so we start when

'''NACHOMAN:''' we'd better go over the rules a couple hundred more times just to make sure

'''CHWOKA:''' we start in exactly 30 minutes

'''SKUB:''' k

* Noxigar (~Noxigar@72.22.210.201) Quit (Quit: Everybody! Everybody!)

'''NACHOMAN:''' WELL FINE, LEAVE

'''SKUB:''' good

'''NACHOMAN:''' WE DIDN'T WANT YOU HERE ANYWAY

'''NACHOMAN:''' GOSH

'''CHWOKA:''' i was really wondeing why he even bothered coming

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' Alright, no funny shit alright

'''SKUB:''' no sir

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' if I see ONE bad trriff i'm callign thwe whole thing off

'''SKUB:''' yes sir

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' and banning everybody from #thebrinnerclub

'''SKUB:''' yes sir understood sir

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' an d revealign the name and password to the choom channel

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' we are running a tight ship round these parts ya hear?

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' I SAID

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' YA HEAR, MAGGOT

'''NACHOMAN:''' people

'''CHWOKA:''' woah woah!!

'''SKUB:''' I HEAR SIR

'''NACHOMAN:''' order

'''SKUB:''' I HEAR

'''NACHOMAN:''' :(

'''NACHOMAN:''' people

'''CHWOKA:''' calm down mft3kfeeder

'''NACHOMAN:''' order

'''NACHOMAN:''' our

'''NACHOMAN:''' patties

'''SKUB:''' pocop

'''CHWOKA:''' it;s niot that big a deal

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' EVERYTHING IS A BIG DEAL

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' I'LL KILL YOU

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' IO SWEAR TO GOD

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' I WILL SHIT OFF YOUR HEAD AND CHOP DOWN YOUR THROAT

'''SKUB:''' i loled sir

'''CHWOKA:''' that doesn't even make any sense

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' SKUB: YOU DO NOT LAUGH UNLESS LAUGHTENED TOO

'''SKUB:''' yes s-sir

'''CHWOKA:''' mft3kfeeder i'm afraidf you;ve gone

'''CHWOKA:''' MAD WITH POWER

'''CHWOKA:''' i'm gonqing to have to take your voice away until we're ready to star

'''CHWOKA:''' t

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' NO FUCK YOU DAD

* Chwoka sets mode: -o MFT3KFeeder

* Chwoka sets mode: -v MFT3KFeeder

'''CHWOKA:''' god that guys was an asshole

'''CHWOKA:''' sorry

'''CHWOKA:''' apologies, skub, nachoman, kawaiimelon

'''NACHOMAN:''' i hope we won't just be putting on a show for only one person

'''NACHOMAN:''' I would feel very unfulfilled

'''SKUB:''' i hope we put on a show for a better person

'''SKUB:''' like the president

'''SKUB:''' get OBAMA in HERE

'''CHWOKA:''' all we could afford is this cardboard cutout of bush jr.

'''SKUB:''' good enough

'''SKUB:''' though his relevance is suspect

'''CHWOKA:''' sorry upon closer inspection it's bush sr. impersonating bush jr.

* DubyaCutout (~DubyaCuto@cpe-76-167-51-28.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #mft3k

'''CHWOKA:''' it's like

'''CHWOKA:''' it's like he sees my soul

'''CHWOKA:''' ooh i have an idea

'''CHWOKA:''' skub do you havwe a sharpie on ya

'''SKUB:''' always

'''SKUB:''' always

'''SKUB:''' gotta stay huffed up for big meetings

'''CHWOKA:''' cool hand it over

* +Skub gives it therr

* @Chwoka colors in GeorgeBushCutout's face and hands with black sharpie

'''CHWOKA:''' there

'''CHWOKA:''' obama

'''CHWOKA:''' nobody will know the difference

* BlackGeorgeBushC is now known as BlackBushCutout

* Noxigar (~Noxigar@72.22.210.201) has joined #mft3k

'''CHWOKA:''' here you go skub

* @Chwoka f-hoists it on over

'''CHWOKA:''' WELL WELL WELL

'''CHWOKA:''' LOOK WHAME RUNNING BACK WITH THEIR TAIL BETWEEN THEIR LEGS

'''SKUB:''' i love black george w. bush

'''CHWOKA:''' looks like you're the pottle...

'''CHWOKA:''' the pot '''''AND''''' kettle

'''SKUB:''' LOOK WHAME

'''CHWOKA:''' THE WHITE WHAME

'''CHWOKA:''' WHAME!'s hit, WHAKE ME UP BEFORE I GO GO

'''SKUB:''' it's a nice day for a white whameing

'''CHWOKA:''' well you can tell by the way i use my walk i'm a whameans man, no time to talk

'''SKUB:''' before this fucking becomes a running gag

'''SKUB:''' i need to stop this

'''CHWOKA:''' fnaw

'''NACHOMAN:''' !seen Rainer

'''NACHOMAN:''' ;(

'''CHWOKA:''' skub: since when has mft3k ever used running gags?

'''CHWOKA:''' come on !!!

'''SKUB:''' yes, true

'''SKUB:''' we do keep things going at a fast pace around here

'''SKUB:''' no stale jokes

'''SKUB:''' you could say that

'''SKUB:''' ........

'''SKUB:''' THE ACTION NEVER STTTTTTTOPS

* @Chwoka kick he in the nutbag!!!

'''SKUB:''' what a baka

* +Skub dry heave

* @Chwoka SPOOK CLIFF

* @Chwoka in the drink

* +Skub hot dragon action

'''CHWOKA:''' what does that mean???

* @Chwoka IN THE DRINK

'''CHWOKA:''' I DON'T KNWO WHAT THAT MEANS

'''CHWOKA:''' HWO HERE CAN TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS

* Chwoka sets mode: +v MFT3KFeeder

* Noxigar (~Noxigar@72.22.210.201) Quit (Quit: Everybody! Everybody!)

'''SKUB:''' diarrhea seizure

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' YOU DONE IT NOW BOY

'''SKUB:''' also yesssssssssssssssss

'''CHWOKA:''' WHAT DID I DO

'''SKUB:''' FUCKIN FEEDER

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' YOU IN THE DRINK

'''SKUB:''' you scared away black bush

* ChanServ sets mode: +o MFT3KFeeder

'''CHWOKA:''' WHAT IS THE DRINK

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' '''YOU IN THE DRINK'''

'''SKUB:''' IT IS A CUP OF SHIT, AND YOU HAVE TO DRINK IT

'''CHWOKA:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* Chwoka was kicked by MFT3KFeeder (Chwoka)

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' skub: wh
-
'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' what?

* Chwoka (~Chwoka@c-98-246-52-135.hsd1.or.comcast.net) has joined #mft3k

'''CHWOKA:''' okay i don't

* MFT3KFeeder sets mode: +v Chwoka

'''CHWOKA:''' okay i don't even

'''CHWOKA:''' i don't even know how you did that

'''CHWOKA:''' how HIGH do you even have to BE

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' look at me bitch

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' i'm all the way at the top of the userlist

* BlackBushCutout (~BlackBush@cpe-76-167-51-28.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #mft3k

'''CHWOKA:''' look i even brought obamabushbush back with me

'''CHWOKA:''' which upon closer inspection is giving nixon's signature 2-peace-signs gesture

'''CHWOKA:''' god this cutout is a mess

'''SKUB:''' what president is that

'''SKUB:''' obuxon

'''CHWOKA:''' can i have my ops back now

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' Say it...

'''CHWOKA:''' Say what

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' you know.

'''CHWOKA:''' Oh.

'''CHWOKA:''' Ugh.

'''CHWOKA:''' '''OPS'''

'''CHWOKA:''' '''PLZ'''

* MFT3KFeeder sets mode: +o Chwoka

'''SKUB:''' /kick Chwoka

'''CHWOKA:''' i hate myself

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' then my mission is accomplished.

* MFT3KFeeder sets mode: -o MFT3KFeeder

'''CHWOKA:''' Seriously, our audience is gonna be Cardboard Obamabushbushnixon and fuckin' KawaiiMelom

'''CHWOKA:''' i mean

'''CHWOKA:''' that guy's got wapanese

'''CHWOKA:''' in

'''CHWOKA:''' his

'''CHWOKA:''' name

'''SKUB:''' NachoMan we're up soon

'''SKUB:''' NACHOMAN

'''CHWOKA:''' hey is nachoman still awake

'''CHWOKA:''' or alive

* @Chwoka kicks nachoman in he nutbag

'''NACHOMAN:''' hi

'''SKUB:''' that does it

'''CHWOKA:''' WHAT DOES IT

* JohnLennonCutout (~JohnLenno@cpe-76-167-51-28.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #mft3k

'''NACHOMAN:''' i'm drawing a picture of skub :o

'''SKUB:''' :O :)

'''CHWOKA:''' JohnLennonCutout!!!

'''CHWOKA:''' it[s like the opposite of sgt. pepper

'''SKUB:''' you say you never want to shut up about fucking WORLD PEACE

'''CHWOKA:''' man

'''CHWOKA:''' FUCK world peace

'''MFT3KFEEDER:''' 1 MINUTE TO SHOWTIME FOLKS

'''SKUB:''' YES SIR YES

= WIKIHOOD/EPS/44: "Another Bloody Reboot?" =

== Summary ==

<blockquote class="mft3k">* HarveyMilkCutout (~HarveyMil@cpe-76-167-51-28.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #mft3k '''SKUB:''' harvey milk!!!! what an allstar cast</blockquote>

Guess.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' noxigar contracts space cancer
 
'''CHWOKA:''' Oooh, ooh, I know! Everybody dies a bloody death! 
'''CHWOKA:''' Uhh
 
'''CHWOKA:''' uhh
 
'''CHWOKA:''' Wikihood sucks@
 
'''CHWOKA:''' That;s a good guiess for the plto right
 
'''NACHOMAN:''' oh crap I didn't know we had to study
 
'''CHWOKA:''' or too likely
 
'''SKUB:''' bob saget stops by for family-friendly hijinks</blockquote>

== Transcript ==

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' more like TRANSEXUAL-script right guys?? '''SKUB:''' ''{aaAAAAAAAAsfAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaggggggg}''</blockquote>

''{Cut: A sketchbook lies on the ground.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''Conatined within is nothing but dicks.}''</blockquote>

''Yensid picks it up, curiously.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Curiosity killed the cat. '''SKUB:''' yensid is disney backwards and by that logic this is going to be kingdom hearts '''SKUB:''' /nic cage '''CHWOKA:''' WELL AREN'T WE COOL CATS '''CHWOKA:''' MEOW '''SKUB:''' mweo '''CHWOKA:''' fuckin<nowiki>''</nowiki> '''CHWOKA:''' skbu '''NACHOMAN:''' Oh, that crazy Yensid, who knows what crazy situation this will get him into!</blockquote>

'''YENSID:''' Hrm?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''�{Yensid cocks his head to the side like in one of my catperson animes.}�'' '''NACHOMAN:''' Is it to early to say the action never stops '''CHWOKA:''' ''�{wait is yensid a boy or a girl}'' '''SKUB:''' i saw "yensid cocks" and i got really excited</blockquote>

Who originally made this sketch?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Try turning to the frontof the book. '''SKUB:''' WHO HAS MASTERED THE ART OF THE PHALLUS '''CHWOKA:''' Them... I don't expect mcuh from them, but you?</blockquote>

''{Yensid picks it up,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' pick it up, hup hup '''SKUB:''' ska boOM '''NACHOMAN:''' pick it up pick it- FUCK YOU '''CHWOKA:''' NO FUCK YOU DAD '''SKUB:''' guess i win this round</blockquote>

''to read the word "Namine" aloud.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ugh UGH UGH '''SKUB:''' so sick of kingdom hearts</blockquote>

''He shrugs with indifference.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">* @Chwoka shrugs EMPHATICALLY * +Skub shrugs DISAPPOINTEDLY * +Skub or maybe like an ANIME '''SKUB:''' where am i going with this fuckign joke '''NACHOMAN:''' I don't really know who I am or what I'm doing, but who cares? ''{shrugs}'' '''CHWOKA:''' '''SKUB:''' isss like a fuckin' TRAINWHreck</blockquote>

'''YENSID:''' I can tell where this is going.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Straight into the trash! '''SKUB:''' NOXIGAR: It's my turn to save the day, '''CHWOKA:''' Wait I just realized you guys '''NACHOMAN:''' yes? '''SKUB:''' what '''CHWOKA:''' sketchbooks are protals between worlds in this world
 '''SKUB:''' wait is that- is that REALLY true '''NACHOMAN:''' obviously '''CHWOKA:''' he;'s stealing ideas from fuckin' MYST
 '''SKUB:''' myst was an okay game at best
 '''CHWOKA:''' myst was awesome '''CHWOKA:''' oh my god how did they fit so much on one cd-rom
 '''SKUB:''' the graphics were shit
 '''SKUB:''' the voice acting was balls on toast
 '''SKUB:''' and the puzzles were so terrible
 '''SKUB:''' but i liked it too and WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT MYST
 '''CHWOKA:''' SIRIUS: my brother is crazy! '''NACHOMAN:''' Party Stopping Question: Would you rather read a fan fiction with ideas stolen from Myst or Kingdom Hearts?
 '''SKUB:''' ACHENAR: no he's crazy! '''SKUB:''' NOXIGAR: no i'm best '''SKUB:''' NachoMan: MYST GOD
 '''CHWOKA:''' ''{This forms the entirety of the plot of Myst}''
 '''CHWOKA:''' ''{Then we never hear abotu these guys for the rest of the series}'' '''SKUB:''' okay uh, where are, where is the wikihod
</blockquote>

''{Yensid discards the sketchbook into an incinerator,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Oh, the incinerator that was totally there a few seconds ago. '''SKUB:''' destroying the beautiful penises in what historians call a "dick move" '''NACHOMAN:''' Now that I know sketchbooks are portals between worlds, this makes TONS more sense</blockquote>

''where it gets burnt to a crisp.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' in america they're called chips</blockquote>

''He sits down, drawing.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' drawing in- in what '''CHWOKA:''' �more, better, dicks
 '''SKUB:''' the sketchbook you just burned? '''CHWOKA:''' skub: no he just has a backpack '''CHWOKA:''' full of sketchbooks '''NACHOMAN:''' "In this scene, Koi Kitsune fights off all the bullies who wants to steal her mangas" '''CHWOKA:''' in case he ever need to get his draw on '''SKUB:''' as we all do '''CHWOKA:''' you're an arteste, i'm sure you undestand skub '''CHWOKA:''' whoops! '''SKUB:''' i am a teste '''CHWOKA:''' freudian slip</blockquote>

'''YENSID:''' A Nobody,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' HE'S A REAL NOWHERE MAN '''SKUB:''' noxigar approaches '''NACHOMAN:''' "that's who I am!"</blockquote>

having the same hobby as me and enjoying it?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' that's literally impossible '''NACHOMAN:''' "I thought I was the only one who knew what modular characters were!"</blockquote>

Poppycock.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Oh, damn and blast! '''SKUB:''' dash it, wot!! '''SKUB:''' i learn all my curses from dr. who~</blockquote>

''{Yensid begins drawing''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' i thought he already began '''CHWOKA:''' but but he just HE JUST '''SKUB:''' drawing penises '''NACHOMAN:''' "this "draw your own hentai in 3 easy steps" book was a total ripoff"</blockquote>

''and sits at his front porch.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' so what i am taking from this is that he has an incinerator on his front porch '''NACHOMAN:''' so is the aforementioned inci- yeah that '''SKUB:''' he's got eight incinerators on cinderblocks on his lawn '''SKUB:''' he's gonna get em fixed soon bob</blockquote>

''Later, Noxigar arrives via dimensional warping}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' as we all do from time to time '''CHWOKA:''' i don't need to elaborate '''SKUB:''' guys brb i gotta go for a second * +Skub warps into FUCKING SPACE '''SKUB:''' i'm back '''NACHOMAN:''' "unfortunately, he warps into a piece of furniture and dies painfully"</blockquote>

'''NOXIGAR:''' Ah, you must be Yensid, right?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' WRONG '''SKUB:''' YENSID: of course i've known you forever! '''NACHOMAN:''' "Could you tell by the tattoo of the word "Disney" on my forehead?" </blockquote>

''{Yensid gets up}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' gets on up, stays on the scene, gets on up, like a sex machine, gets on up '''SKUB:''' get down '''NACHOMAN:''' this scene is for the ladiesss</blockquote>

'''YENSID:''' Why am I waking up with another of you on the front porch?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' noxigar is like ants '''SKUB:''' last time i drink rye whiskey '''NACHOMAN:''' oh god are there more noxigars that we don't know about</blockquote>

'''NOXIGAR:''' Pardon?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' No. '''CHWOKA:''' I do not pardon you. '''CHWOKA:''' You have committed atrocities against literature.</blockquote>

I have a name, you know.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' your name is toby '''NACHOMAN:''' MY NAME IS JONAS</blockquote>

'''YENSID:''' And I,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' will always love you '''CHWOKA:''' IIIIIIIIIII come from the aiiiiiir, i, see for myself
 '''SKUB:''' talkin hades </blockquote>

for one,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' two, three times a lady '''NACHOMAN:''' is the loneliest number '''SKUB:''' boo '''SKUB:''' boo</blockquote>

don't care.

<blockquote class="mft3k">"DIDN'T YOU SEE MY INDIFFERENT DHRUG" '''SKUB:''' dr. hug, md '''NACHOMAN:''' I would quote that one phil collins song if it didn't suck testicles</blockquote>

''{Noxigar takes out a bottle of venom''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' That bot-tle's poissssssssssssoooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn '''NACHOMAN:''' it was actually just grape juice, but he told all the kids at school it was venom</blockquote>

''and hits the chair Yensid is sitting on.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' With the venom or with his feet or something? '''CHWOKA:''' Clarity is important! '''NACHOMAN:''' furniture abuse is a serious problem and should not be joked about</blockquote>

''He recoils in pain,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I'm mellting I'm MeEeEeLtInG '''CHWOKA:''' hey guys remember when alternating caps meant homsar and not gamzee '''NACHOMAN:''' Ow, my chair! '''SKUB:''' OW MY CHAIR YOU HIT ME RIGHT IN THE CHAIR '''SKUB:''' nachoman god '''SKUB:''' god dammit '''NACHOMAN:''' o/ '''CHWOKA:''' \o '''SKUB:''' o '''SKUB:''' o</blockquote>

''while Noxigar takes another bottle and throws it at the door,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' NO FUCK YOU, DOOR '''NACHOMAN:''' "How's anyone gonna open you when you're covered in venom!? Ha haaaha!" '''SKUB:''' FNUM HUM HUM HUM</blockquote>

''melting it.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' So, it's not venom, then. '''CHWOKA:''' It's acid. '''NACHOMAN:''' it's SUPER venom! '''SKUB:''' venom doesn't fucking '''SKUB:''' fucking melt WOOD '''NACHOMAN:''' skub have you even ever SEEN venom</blockquote>

'''NOXIGAR:''' I destroy worlds unworthy.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "First your chair and door, then THE WORLD"
 '''SKUB:''' i destroy worlds that don't like my naruto headband i wear in real life '''SKUB:''' also destroying worlds with wood-melting venom is a hell of an accomplishment '''CHWOKA:''' I am Galactus, only �way cooler</blockquote>

The Kingdom Hearts universe has stopped being worthy a long time ago.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' �you can say that again '''SKUB:''' hahahahahahahahahaha '''NACHOMAN:''' aaaand here's where I lose any hope that the story may be even slightly good '''CHWOKA:''' NachoMan: when did you think it might be good</blockquote>

I also killed Scott Pilgrim,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' thanks for that '''NACHOMAN:''' LET ME CRAM IN AS MANY REFERENCES TO SHIT I LIKE AS I POSSIBLY CAN '''CHWOKA:''' NOXIGAR: Guys these are movies i don't like lete me list you why '''SKUB:''' ALSO I KILL THINGS, ARENT I EDGY AS A FUCKER</blockquote>

as well as destroyed several other worlds from really buggery places,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I WENT TO THE TWILIGHT UNIVERSE AND KILLED BELLA SWAN '''SKUB:''' wots 'is buggery '''CHWOKA:''' I WENT TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE UNIVERSE AND BECAME THE MAN ON THE WING OF TH PLANE</blockquote>

the primary worlds being those of M. Night Shamalan's directing.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Ohhhh snap! '''SKUB:''' OH DID YOU '''CHWOKA:''' He did NOT just go there!
 '''SKUB:''' DID YOU JUST WHIP THAT OUT MAN!!! '''SKUB:''' damn he is a comedic fucking GENIUS '''SKUB:''' lookat him fuckin juxtaposing that comedy and drama '''NACHOMAN:''' Then my mom asked me to take out the trash so I BURNED HER WITH VENOM AS WELL</blockquote>

If you'd like,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' iffff you really want me, annnndddd you think i'm sexxxy</blockquote>

I can delay your demise for a few seconds

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' , DAD '''CHWOKA:''' Oh great, merciful, powerful, and wise Noxigar! Would you please pay me that small kindness? '''NACHOMAN:''' "if you blow me, I might consider letting you live for another thirty seconds"</blockquote>

if you'll tell me why I should spare THIS world.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' We've got kittens! '''SKUB:''' because we all think you're super cool and dateable '''SKUB:''' "perfect" '''NACHOMAN:''' We've got all the Kingdom Hearts bootleg figurines you can handle!</blockquote>

'''YENSID:''' ...if a Heartless is destroyed before the Nobody,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' are "heartless" and "nobody" people, or am i missing someting or</blockquote>

the Nobody returns.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' i dont get it '''CHWOKA:''' Isn't a nobody just an absense of people? '''NACHOMAN:''' is nobody somebody? '''SKUB:''' who is the nobody?? '''CHWOKA:''' I get the feeling that this is more Kingdom Hearts shit '''SKUB:''' do you really '''CHWOKA:''' even though he just SAID HE DESTROYED THE KINGDOM HEARTS WORLD '''SKUB:''' well if he's anything like bell he can just make it again but sculpt the canon to his liking</blockquote>

''{Noxigar laughs,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' dee hur hur hur hur '''CHWOKA:''' HA HA HA oh i just remembered the funniest joke! '''CHWOKA:''' anyway, time to kill you '''NACHOMAN:''' Now if you look at Graph 5a, you'll see a shocking correlation between people who write Kingdom Heart's fanfiction and potray themselves as Mary Sues, and people who have never known the touch of a woman</blockquote>

''taking out a green morningstar.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' THE GREEN SUN '''NACHOMAN:''' OH NO NOT THE GREE MORNINGSTAR '''CHWOKA:''' what is a morningstar is it like a ninja satr or a star of david or what '''CHWOKA:''' excuse me: wot wot '''NACHOMAN:''' GREEN Shit '''CHWOKA:''' NachoMan: you should have that checked out '''NACHOMAN:''' it burns when I pee :(</blockquote>

'''NOXIGAR:''' I expect

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' you to die, mr. bond '''CHWOKA:''' 20 frisky nubile ladies on my matress and oranges with the pits taken out!</blockquote>

not to be foolishly told old people's tales

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' what use is there for books when there are mangas '''CHWOKA:''' yeah grandpa WE GET IT ALREADY nasa was awesome yeah yeah '''NACHOMAN:''' back in my day we had to walk fifteen miles in the snow, uphill, just to read melancholy of haruhi suziama</blockquote>

from the simulated town.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' And this is where I lose track of the concepts. 
'''NACHOMAN:''' ssooooo 
'''NACHOMAN:''' green morningstar? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' anyone care to explain whoh nevermind 
'''SKUB:''' yeah</blockquote>

''{Noxigar severely bludgeons''

<blockquote class="mft3k">* Chwoka lightly bludgeons Skub. 
* Skub hearfelt bludgeons chwoka 
'''CHWOKA:''' aww skubb 
'''NACHOMAN:''' skub wanna go to the back room and bludgeon for a while 
'''SKUB:''' god yes 
'''CHWOKA:''' get a room, you two! 
'''CHWOKA:''' and also, later,</blockquote>

''Yensid over the head with the morningstar,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the GREEN morningstar, mind you</blockquote>

''applying a poison to his exposed brain.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' um 
'''CHWOKA:''' was this the poison that's also the venom that's also the acid 
'''SKUB:''' so you just killed the wizard from the sorceror's apprentice 
'''SKUB:''' well actually he'll be okay if he's not made of wood 
'''NACHOMAN:''' I told him to cover his brain up in public but those kids today just don't have no respect</blockquote>

'''NOXIGAR:''' Now,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' DANCE MY PUPPETS 
'''MFT3KFeeder:''' (((by the way guys))) 
'''SKUB:''' (((yes))) 
'''MFT3KFeeder:''' (((noxigar's sentences, the character's, always have a shitload of clauses))) 
'''MFT3KFeeder:''' (((so that's why i'm splitting it up so short))) 
'''SKUB:''' (((wow goddammit he's so bad at writing))) 
'''MFT3KFeeder:''' (((there are just so mamny places to insert a riff))) 
'''NACHOMAN:''' (((people order our patties)))</blockquote>

if you'll excuse me,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ~fart~ 
'''CHWOKA:''' {poot} 
'''NACHOMAN:''' l0l 
'''CHWOKA:''' skub god DAMN IT 
'''CHWOKA:''' I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR SKULL AND POSION YOUR BRAIN 
'''SKUB:''' NOT WITH THE GREEN MORNINGSTAR</blockquote>

I have some unfinished business

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' with an inflatable woman.</blockquote>

with a spiky blonde twerp

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' eh, same thing, they're both airheaded 
'''NACHOMAN:''' is it a spiky person with blond hair, or a person with spiky hair that is also blond?</blockquote>

and some unfortunate souls

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS</blockquote>

for which to turn into energy crystals.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' FOR WHICH TO 
'''CHWOKA:''' THIS GUYS IS FUCKING ADDICTED TO CLAUSES AND CONJUNCTIONS 
'''NACHOMAN:''' are these energy crystals in any way related to the GREEN MORNINGSTAR 
'''SKUB:''' GREEN MORNINGSTAR, forged in the fires of SPOOK CLIFF i mean MOUNTAIN 
'''CHWOKA:''' god nachoman just shut up about the green morningstar already 
'''NACHOMAN:''' but it's 
'''NACHOMAN:''' green</blockquote>

''{Noxigar leaves Yensid's front porch, dropping several vials of gas clouds''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' �{poot} 
'''SKUB:''' ~fa- GOD DAMMIT 
'''CHWOKA:''' HA 
'''CHWOKA:''' SKUB 1 CHWOKA 1 
'''NACHOMAN:''' this story is nothing but kingdom hearts and fart jokes 
'''SKUB:''' but really nobody wins 
'''CHWOKA:''' you never win this game, trust me</blockquote>

''which tear away at the universe''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' what did he eat 
'''NACHOMAN:''' mexican food 
* NachoMan ba dum tish? 
'''SKUB:''' nah</blockquote>

''as their owner departs''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Who? 
'''SKUB:''' you know i should really be outraged at that gas clouds eating the universe thing but 
'''SKUB:''' eh 
'''NACHOMAN:''' that universe had it coming anyway</blockquote>

''via the corridor of darkness}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' that's a sweet christian rock band name 
'''CHWOKA:''' That sounds either dirty or astronomical. 
'''CHWOKA:''' Or astronomically dirty. 
'''NACHOMAN:''' was the corridor of darkness summoned by the green mo-- 
* NachoMan is killed by chwoka 
'''CHWOKA:''' SHUT UP NACHOMAN 
'''CHWOKA:''' GOD 
'''CHWOKA:''' DAMN</blockquote>

''{A polite knock is at the door.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' as the universe and all of spacetiem unravel 
'''NACHOMAN:''' sorry, I can't come to the door, my brain's being dissolved by acid! 
'''CHWOKA:''' nachoman: poison. 
'''NACHOMAN:''' whatever</blockquote>

''Chaos then bursts through the wall1.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' GET IT YOU GUYS HE KNOCKED POLITELY THEN BUSTED THROUGH THE WALL 
'''SKUB:''' DARK CHAOS FROM THE CORRIDOR OF DARKNESS 
'''CHWOKA:''' IT'S INCONGROUS AND THUS FUNNY 
'''SKUB:''' it sure is chwoka 
'''SKUB:''' sort of like shouting 
'''SKUB:''' all the fucking time 
'''SKUB:''' you bitch shit 
'''CHWOKA:''' skub: no no no noxigar left throug hte... corridor of darkenss, this si a new guy 
'''SKUB:''' oh 
'''SKUB:''' whatever 
'''NACHOMAN:''' chaos IS the kool-aid man 
'''CHWOKA:''' it's very hard to tell because these guys don't like just saying "noxigar" or "chaos" over and over again</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' What in the ''hell'' are you doing?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' What the what? 
'''SKUB:''' in the butt 
'''NACHOMAN:''' hey buster, the universe may be falling apart but that's no excuse to swear! 
'''SKUB:''' get it because i'm from hell, i'm the devil's son from hell,</blockquote>

''{Noxigar stops midway through the corridor.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Skub: no that's raiku, remember? 
'''CHWOKA:''' okay so it was noxigar 
'''SKUB:''' whatever like i give a shit 
'''CHWOKA:''' NachoMan: no i'm pretty sure they're both the devil's son 
'''CHWOKA:''' that lucifer guy gets around 
* Skub puts on fuckin cool shades</blockquote>

'''NOXIGAR:''' The universe I helped create is dismantling itself.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' so the devil's children seem to hold the monopoly on shitty fan fiction? 
'''CHWOKA:''' oh bull SHIT 
'''CHWOKA:''' YOU'RE dismantling this 
'''CHWOKA:''' he even dodges blame from people he KNOWS will be dead in a few seconds 
'''CHWOKA:''' what a waste of fat spacre 
'''NACHOMAN:''' maybe it's noxigar's evil twin brother who is the son of christ</blockquote>

So I decided to accelerate the process with this here gas,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' hahahahahahahazhahahaha 
'''NACHOMAN:''' propane 
'''SKUB:''' got dang it</blockquote>

which will eat away at the rotting decay

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' SETTLE IN THE ROT 
'''CHWOKA:''' so it will decay the decay then 
'''CHWOKA:''' alright 
'''NACHOMAN:''' but what will decay the decay's decay? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' did he think of that?</blockquote>

you see before you

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' leap 
'''SKUB:''' a white house 
'''NACHOMAN:''' obvious exits are north, south and dennis 
'''SKUB:''' fuckin nachoman</blockquote>

''{points at Yensid,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' it's not polite to point 
'''NACHOMAN:''' it's not pol- FUCK 
'''CHWOKA:''' it's why obamabushbushnixon is the least poliite of all</blockquote>

''the only remaining article to identify him''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' the only remaining article to identify yensid is his body 
'''SKUB:''' his fully clothed body 
'''CHWOKA:''' is his dogtags 
'''NACHOMAN:''' his dental records </blockquote>

''being his hat.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' well, we were close 
'''SKUB:''' oh okay i was wrong 
'''CHWOKA:''' wait what happened to the chair? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' sooooo are we supposed to feel sad that this character died? 
'''CHWOKA:''' i need to know you can't just leave me out like that 
'''SKUB:''' he was the wizard in one disney short!!! of course!!!!</blockquote>

''Noxigar steals the hat.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' BUT THE VENOM WILL MELT YOUR BRAIN DONT YOU UNDERSTAND 
'''CHWOKA:''' YEAH I'M SO BADASS. STEALIN' DEAD PEOPLE'S HATS LIKE I DON'T EVEN CARE. BI 
'''CHWOKA:''' also what type of hat do you tghink it is 
'''NACHOMAN:''' a kingdom hearts hat 
'''CHWOKA:''' a kingdom hearts fedora 
'''SKUB:''' that 
'''NACHOMAN:''' yeah that</blockquote>

I'm a Nobody,

<blockquote class="mft3k">* Chwoka eeyore 
'''SKUB:''' i'm a freak 
'''SKUB:''' i'm a weirdo 
'''CHWOKA:''' i'm a bitch 
'''CHWOKA:''' i'm a lover 
'''CHWOKA:''' i'm a fighter 
'''CHWOKA:''' i'm a mother 
'''SKUB:''' i'm a man 
'''NACHOMAN:''' i'm NachoMan 
'''SKUB:''' i'm a little girl 
'''CHWOKA:''' skub: this is a man's world 
'''SKUB:''' WHEN WE MAKE LOVE TOGETHER 
'''CHWOKA:''' but it wouldn't be nothin' 
'''CHWOKA:''' no it wouldn't be NOTHIN' 
'''CHWOKA:''' wihtout a woman or a girl</blockquote>

so I don't have to worry about running out of gas

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' {poot} 
'''SKUB:''' chwoka you're the poottle 
'''CHWOKA:''' CHWOKA 2 SKUB 1 
'''CHWOKA:''' skub: the poot and kettle? 
'''SKUB:''' yes</blockquote>

if I can find a proper energy source.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' baked beans 
* NachoMan groans 
'''CHWOKA:''' only the most UPSTANDING energy sources 
'''SKUB:''' SHUT THE FUCK UP I 
'''SKUB:''' I'M A GENIUS 
'''CHWOKA:''' (read: british)</blockquote>

Surprisingly, useless Magic the Gathering cards make wondrous chemical compounds

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' oh what a sick burn 
'''NACHOMAN:''' miracles all up in this bitch 
'''SKUB:''' yugioh 4 life 
'''CHWOKA:''' "yeah fuckin' nerds" 
'''CHWOKA:''' "get a life you dweebs instead of spending all your lunches playing card games for chidlren" 
'''CHWOKA:''' "now, back to my pokemon self-insertion fanfic..." 
'''CHWOKA:''' "prtacticing for hte real world over here!" 
'''CHWOKA:''' "one day i'm gonna be a best-selling author"</blockquote>

when you imbue them with other items.

''{He continues through the corridor.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' oh my god how long is this 
'''CHWOKA:''' Why hasn't the universe just enmded yet already god 
'''CHWOKA:''' cna we just 
'''CHWOKA:''' move 
'''CHWOKA:''' on</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' Noxigar, do you realize what you've done?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "Nope!" 
'''SKUB:''' "you've made the best story EVER!!" 
'''SKUB:''' "and you're so dateable!" 
'''CHWOKA:''' Skub noxigar isn't writing this part 
'''NACHOMAN:''' "you went four lines without referencing japan in some way! you're out o the club!" 
'''SKUB:''' well chaos is obviously noxigar's lapdog 
'''SKUB:''' it explains why noxigar didn't melt him with venom.............. 
'''CHWOKA:''' '''SKUB:''' FUCK IM FALLIN DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS.............. 
'''SKUB:''' i really am</blockquote>

''{The portal closes too quickly.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' {Noxigar is cut in half but he's boss enough so that it only hurts a little bit.} 
'''NACHOMAN:''' oh shit not the portal 
'''SKUB:''' the cake.................... 
'''SKUB:''' is a lie!!!!!!!! 
'''CHWOKA:''' {Also he regenerates because he has all the powers}</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' Ugh, I HATE that damn bile-spewing, loudmouthed, world-destroying

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' sexy piece of ass 
'''CHWOKA:''' rafafragam varmint! 
'''CHWOKA:''' frgrumblrgrumblemister stone 
'''SKUB:''' goddamn fucking exemplar</blockquote>

Nobody!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' well you see i'm just the opposite 
'''CHWOKA:''' i hate everybody 
'''CHWOKA:''' especially you skub 
'''CHWOKA:''' <3- 
'''SKUB:''' god dammit chwoka you're such a nerd 
'''SKUB:''' sorry i mean cod dammit chwwoka 
'''NACHOMAN:''' "I liked him back when he was just a world destroying nobody, but ever since he's started spewing all that bile--!!"</blockquote>

He just made the biggest mistake possible!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' HE LEFT THE POPTART IN THE WRAPPER! 
'''SKUB:''' he didn't put kingdom hearts 2 back in its CASE!!!!</blockquote>

''{Cut to a shot of just Namine's Sketchpad.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' maxi-pad 
'''CHWOKA:''' skub: noxi-pad 
'''SKUB:''' ew\ 
'''NACHOMAN:''' noxigar is literally a tampon</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' That little book contained

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' dicks 
'''SKUB:''' cocks 
* Chwoka SNYPED 
'''NACHOMAN:''' dongs 
'''SKUB:''' willies 
'''SKUB:''' pricks 
'''SKUB:''' wangs 
'''NACHOMAN:''' pants-serpents 
'''SKUB:''' i can keep fucking going</blockquote>

actual, factual people

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Well, we were close enough. 
'''NACHOMAN:''' people can't fit in a book! 
'''SKUB:''' factual people? is that legitimately a phrase 
'''NACHOMAN:''' that's just silly!</blockquote>

being projected through reality through a series of temporal screw-ups.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' THROUGH REALITY THROUGH AND THROUGH</blockquote>

They weren't in there of their own will,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' woah gettin' all philosophical on us 
'''CHWOKA:''' do we even have free will, chaos? 
'''CHWOKA:''' RIDDLE ME THIS</blockquote>

but they had every right to leave.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Isn't this supposed to be a coemdy series? 
'''CHWOKA:''' Where are the jokes? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' factual people have rights too 
'''CHWOKA:''' I'm just getting worn 
'''CHWOKA:''' down</blockquote>

''{Fires now surround and consume the sketchpad.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ~burp~ 
'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, it was thrown in an incinerator ad\nd it's only NOW burning? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' "NO! I didn't get to finish that sketch of Mickey holding the sword of destiny or some shit!"</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' But then he evicted Namine and them and GASSED the universe,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Just like Hitler. 
'''SKUB:''' namineva braun 
'''NACHOMAN:''' obviously someone knew farting was a major turnoff for me and wrote this story just to piss me off</blockquote>

containing everyone else, including me.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' oh my god this is just like inception :3333 
'''SKUB:''' WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER ~fART~ 
'''CHWOKA:''' WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER INTO KINGDOM HEARTHS</blockquote>

Then these fires basically tore fabrics in the universe.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' but but but 
'''NACHOMAN:''' basically 
'''CHWOKA:''' i was willing to accept gas that etars a universe 
'''CHWOKA:''' but seriously fire 
'''CHWOKA:''' fire burning an entire universe 
'''CHWOKA:''' how does it 
'''CHWOKA:''' but 
'''CHWOKA:''' whyyy 
'''NACHOMAN:''' it's a really big fire okay</blockquote>

Sephiroth was the first to go,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' WHOSE ON FIRST 
'''NACHOMAN:''' followed by several less-important characters 
'''CHWOKA:''' FUCK 
'''CHWOKA:''' my dad ignored my warnigns that i had something to do right now 
'''CHWOKA:''' and now he wants me to do soem wor 
'''CHWOKA:''' you guys want to continue this or something 
'''SKUB:''' we can finish this up tomorrow or whatever 
'''CHWOKA:''' yeah okay 
'''CHWOKA:''' BREAK 
'''NACHOMAN:''' :( 
'''SKUB:''' now i can draw nachoman fan farts 
'''NACHOMAN:''' woo</blockquote>

== Day 2 ==

<blockquote class="mft3k">(part 2) '''CHWOKA:''' sorry i'm late folks! 
'''CHWOKA:''' where the FUCK IS SKUB 
'''CHWOKA:''' WHERE TH FUCK IS SKUB 
'''NACHOMAN:''' uhhh idk lol 
'''CHWOKA:''' sh 
'''CHWOKA:''' should we start without him and let him join in later? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' sure 
'''MFT3KFeeder:''' got damn it 
'''CHWOKA:''' Brooksie! 
'''CHWOKA:''' would you like to take the place of skub fgor a while y/n 
'''CHWOKA:''' brooksieeedeeeee 
'''BROOKSIE:''' um ive never really riffed but um 
'''BROOKSIE:''' also why are thirdies not voiced >:O 
'''NACHOMAN:''' only riffers get voice >:I 
'''CHWOKA:''' discussioon in ##mft3k </blockquote>

he didn't even have a chance. He was just minding his own business...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' (read: masturbating) 
'''NACHOMAN:''' if you know what I mean </blockquote>

''{Cut to Sephiroth, who's lying down on his bed,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I don't know, okay!?!</blockquote>

''listening to music through his MP3 player}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ooh la la, oh-so fancy 
'''NACHOMAN:''' "Generic mp3 players are a great way to rebel against the man" 
'''CHWOKA:''' flaunting his mp3 player 
'''CHWOKA:''' such a smug asshole </blockquote>

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Singing}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIN 
'''CHWOKA:''' THESE WOUNDS THY WILL NOT HEALLLLLLLLL 
'''BROOKSIE:''' I LOVE YOU JEEEESSSSSSSUUUUUS CHRIIIIIIIST 
'''CHWOKA:''' Brooksie, that was awful. 
'''CHWOKA:''' That was the worst riff ever. 
'''BROOKSIE:''' Can I start over 
'''CHWOKA:''' Never say anythign, ever again. 
* Brooksie is now known as RyanBluefox 
'''CHWOKA:''' Okay fine 
'''CHWOKA:''' I'm a believer in second chance 
'''RYAN BLUEFOX:''' :) <(i am actually a lion) </blockquote>

He's just a city boy,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' oh god 
'''CHWOKA:''' here we go </blockquote>

born and raised in South Detroit..

<blockquote class="mft3k">
'''CHWOKA:''' aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 
'''NACHOMAN:''' wonderful 
'''RYAN BLUEFOX:''' I LOVE YOU JEEEESSSSSSSUUUUUS CHRIIIIIIIST 
'''CHWOKA:''' gotDAMN IT BROOKSIE 
'''NACHOMAN:''' /kick RyanBluefox </blockquote>

HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHEREEEEEEEEEEE...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BROOKSIE:''' It's pun time 
'''CHWOKA:''' DON'T STOP 
'''CHWOKA:''' BELIEEVING 
'''CHWOKA:''' hold on to that 
'''CHWOKA:''' FEELING 
'''NACHOMAN:''' so anyway 
'''CHWOKA:''' streetlight 
'''CHWOKA:''' PEEEEOPLE 
'''NACHOMAN:''' I think there was supposed to be a 
'''NACHOMAN:''' storyline 
'''NACHOMAN:''' right 
* Chwoka is carted away in a straightjacket </blockquote>

''{Suddenly, the gas sweeps through his window''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh no, it's the gas that makes people turn inside-out! </blockquote>

''and annihilates him in seconds''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BROOKSIE:''' Chwoka, you're such a gas 
'''CHWOKA:''' From 0 to dead in 10 seconds. 
'''NACHOMAN:''' how descriptive </blockquote>

''without him even knowing,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Whoops! Kinda forgot I'm dead, there. </blockquote>

''leaving only a pair of headphones.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' are they kingdom hearts headphones 
'''NACHOMAN:''' this gas can destroy the fabric of space and time, but can't touch a cheap pair of headphones? </blockquote>

''Fire erupts around the skeleton.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' but we jUST SAID ONLY HEADPHONES WERE LEFT BEHIND 
'''NACHOMAN:''' maybe his skeleton was made of headphones</blockquote>

''Cut back.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Cut forward! 
'''CHWOKA:''' ...I got nothing. Brooksie? 
'''BROOKSIE:''' maybe he should cut back on writing 
'''BROOKSIE:''' B) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 
'''NACHOMAN:''' see, you're getting it now! 
'''CHWOKA:''' HOLY SHITTTTT 
* Chwoka falls back out of his chair 
* Chwoka breaks every bone in his body 
* Brooksie leaving only a pair of headphones 
* Chwoka every bone was a headphone 
'''NACHOMAN:''' why do they call it a boner when it has no bones 
* NachoMan makes a facebook group </blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' I even lost out to the gas.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I lost... myself 
'''CHWOKA:''' CRAWWWWLING INNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN 
'''NACHOMAN:''' '''NOID:''' LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MOMENT 
'''CHWOKA:''' also, {poot} 
'''CHWOKA:''' CHWOKA 4 SKUB 2 </blockquote>

But of course,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' OH HO HO HO HO BUT OF COURCE, FNAW FNAW FNAW </blockquote>

my heritage gives me a few mulligans

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' wait his heritage is golfing? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' that makes a lot of sense </blockquote>

in regards to

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' SEND MY REGARSDS TO MAIN STREET </blockquote>

temporal deaths and paradoxes.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' '''the author:''' let's see how confusing I can make this story! </blockquote>

But everyone else, I don't even know if they COULD'VE survived it.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' NOXIGAR: i'm so awesome 
'''CHWOKA:''' CHAOS: no, I'M so awesome!!! 
'''BROOKSIE:''' classic wuw self-writing 
'''NACHOMAN:''' quiet kids, you can BOTH be the most awesome! </blockquote>

Noxigar potentially killed everyone else in that universe.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' is potentially even a word? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' save for a few mary sues 
''(Ed. Note: Firefox spellcheck says it is.)''</blockquote>

''{Cut back to Noxigar,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''admiring his own reflection.}'' 
'''NACHOMAN:''' ''masturbating furiously to the kingdom hearts box art}'' </blockquote>

''with a sketchpad of his own''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' God, what is WITH all thesE GOD DAMN SKETCHPADS 
'''CHWOKA:''' i never see this many in real life 
'''NACHOMAN:''' my room is nothing but sketchpads 
'''CHWOKA:''' My room IS a sketchpad. 
'''BROOKSIE:''' the sketchpads are made of headphones 
'''CHWOKA:''' Just like in Myst! 
'''CHWOKA:''' And we're full circle. </blockquote>

''inside The Darkness.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BROOKSIE:''' '''third gens:''' Can I change my name to The Darkness 
'''CHWOKA:''' I cast Magic Missile at the bleeugahghggggh 
'''NACHOMAN:''' xDarknesS_the_curseWolf_blackxHeartx666xxxXx </blockquote>

'''NOXIGAR:''' Namine...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' My dear, dear Namine... 
'''NACHOMAN:''' nah, it's mine 
'''CHWOKA:''' I pasted your head on this photograph of a naked woman 
'''BROOKSIE:''' WHITENOXIGAR: "do you know what I mean" </blockquote>

I did not wish to bring disaster on your world.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Sadly, I had to! 
'''CHWOKA:''' I literally had NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER 
'''BROOKSIE:''' "but I really wanted to write something for wikihood!" 
'''NACHOMAN:''' I just wanted to get back at you for incinerating that sketchpad! 
'''CHWOKA:''' nachoman: It was an accident okay? 
'''CHWOKA:''' It is so easy to accidentally throw a universe inside an incinerator 
'''CHWOKA:''' there are so many incinwerators in that universe 
'''CHWOKA:''' where there are usually mailboxes and refridgerators, there are icninerators instead 
'''CHWOKA:''' You trip on a shoelace, WHOOPS you incinerated whatever was in your hand, in some cases a universe </blockquote>

I had to evacuate you and DiZ to a different universe,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' diZ nUtS 
'''NACHOMAN:''' not DiZ!!! 
'''BROOKSIE:''' is that pronounced "dizzy" I'm sorry I don't speak deviantart </blockquote>

as well as other worthies.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' dirty worthies </blockquote>

Not one reeking of fail.

<blockquote class="mft3k">* Chwoka kills himself 
'''NACHOMAN:''' I believe "failure" is the word you're looking for. It's an easy mistake to make for someone who's new to the english language! </blockquote>

I will make up for this eviction,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' or shoudl we say... 
'''CHWOKA:''' make out 
'''NACHOMAN:''' * Brooksie snicker snicker 
* Chwoka furious kissing of namine's photograph 
'''NACHOMAN:''' '''BROOKSIE:''' whoops I thought he said erection nevermind </blockquote>

and we shall unite together like old times.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' TO DRIVE OUR ENEMIES BEFORE US 
'''CHWOKA:''' WE WILL BE FEARED ALL OVER 
'''CHWOKA:''' (but especially me) 
'''BROOKSIE:''' '''NACHOMAN:''' This would be way hotter if they were both anthromorphic foxes 
'''CHWOKA:''' (because i'm so awesome i get the girl and no mean bullies can even touch me) 
'''NACHOMAN:''' :''':I 
'''CHWOKA:''' (i'm such a badass) </blockquote>

''{He turns to a first page.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' One fo many in this book! 
'''NACHOMAN:''' "An Introduction to Drawing Cocks" </blockquote>

''The page contains a blue heart-shaped crystal,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' what about the GREEN MORNINGSTAR 
'''CHWOKA:''' WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT HUH 
'''NACHOMAN:''' is it related at all to the GREEN MORNI- FUCK 
'''CHWOKA:''' ha </blockquote>

''with Chaos, Joseph, Namine, DiZ, Homsar, and Noxigar''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' one of these things is not like the other 
'''CHWOKA:''' dAaAaAaAaA, make me an anime! </blockquote>

''himself near it.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "Remember when we all took a photo by the blue heart-shaped crystal? Good times." 
'''BROOKSIE:''' METAPHOR ALERT </blockquote>

'''NOXIGAR:''' Now I must find the other worlds of which to destroy.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Can I speak directly to Noxigar for a second? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' go ahead 
'''CHWOKA:''' Noxigar, stop making your sentences so god damn ornate. You have so many clauses and conjunctions in there it's downright claustrophobic; concepts and nouns are never allowed room to breathe and become whole. It makes your sentences a confusing mess. 
'''CHWOKA:''' "Of which to?" That's three conjcutions in a row you imbecile! 
'''CHWOKA:''' There has to be another way to phrase that, one that's way mroe direct! 
'''BROOKSIE:''' '''Chwoka:''' look at how good of a writer I am! Look at my semicolons and bow before me 
'''CHWOKA:''' "Now, I must find other worlds to destory." Was that so hard? Really? 
'''CHWOKA:''' brooksie: actually that was a full colon </blockquote>

That crappy Cartoon Network channel

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' This will teach them to stop playing Total Drama Island, the fools! </blockquote>

of which was

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' OF WHICH WAS 
'''CHWOKA:''' COME ON 
'''NACHOMAN:''' chwoka do you need to lie down for a while 
'''CHWOKA:''' NO! 
'''CHWOKA:''' FUCK YOU DAD! 
'''BROOKSIE:''' BUT WHO OF WHICH WAS PHONE 
'''CHWOKA:''' I'LL MURDER YOUR SOUL BROOKSIE 
'''CHWOKA:''' AAAAAAAAA </blockquote>

never good will be one example of paving the way for better worlds.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' OF WHICH WAS NEVER GOOD WILL BE ONE EXAMPLE OF 
'''CHWOKA:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
'''NACHOMAN:''' Do you think English is Noxigar's first or second language? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' Because with every sentence I start to doubt it more and more </blockquote>

Universes I have found worthy, like Homestar Runner's,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "I spared the Universe of Teenage Boys who Constantly get Head from Naruto Characters, for obvious reasons" 
'''CHWOKA:''' EVERY 10 LINES </blockquote>

have been subdued by my Nobodies

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' This setence is okay so far. 
'''CHWOKA:''' Wait for it... 
'''NACHOMAN:''' anyone who has the misfortune of being associated with Noxigar deserves no formal name </blockquote>

in terms of government while the universe retains its quality autonomy.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' have found have been subdued in terms of while the retains its 
'''CHWOKA:''' conjunction junction over here 
'''CHWOKA:''' what's his malfunction 
'''CHWOKA:''' let's move on </blockquote>

''{Noxigar proceeds to the Cartoon Network channel building.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Just the one broadcasting station. 
'''NACHOMAN:''' "Uh, excuse me, would you mind shutting down your universe, if that's okay..." 
'''NACHOMAN:''' "Security!" </blockquote>

''He throws a vial of gas''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ~poot~ 
'''NACHOMAN:''' score one for the boys back home 
'''CHWOKA:''' CHWOKA 4 SKUB 2 NACHOMAN 1 
'''CHWOKA:''' so was this gas made from the venom </blockquote>

''which disintegrates the studio,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' yup </blockquote>

''making all of the television programs vulnerable.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' what 
'''CHWOKA:''' what kind of logic is this 
'''CHWOKA:''' i'm pretty sure this doesn't even count as logic 
'''NACHOMAN:''' the building was just kind of holding the entities of the shows or fuck if I know 
'''CHWOKA:''' NachoMan: oh kinda like my warehouse of souls </blockquote>

'''NOXIGAR:''' Now for Phase 2 of my plan...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BROOKSIE:''' "get them to bring powerpuff girls back!" 
'''NACHOMAN:''' "Phase 2: Make Noxigar Broadcasting Co" </blockquote>

''{Noxigar warps to each television show,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' guys just a second 
* Chwoka warps into the little carttons that run before movies 
* Chwoka grabs some singing popcorn 
'''CHWOKA:''' okay i'm back 
'''BROOKSIE:''' "giving his fanscripts to each, to show them what real writing looks like" </blockquote>

''effortlessly killing off characters''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' YEAH I'M SO COOL 
'''CHWOKA:''' aspergers 
'''NACHOMAN:''' TAKE THAT ADULT SWIM 
'''NACHOMAN:''' WHO'S OLD ENOUGH TO WATCH WHO NOW?? </blockquote>

''and universes from varying Cartoon Network universes''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Does he even think before he types? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' Does he even think? 
'''BROOKSIE:''' Does he? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' D? 
'''CHWOKA:''' ? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' </blockquote>

''with various toxins and affliction-based abilities.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Affflictioned-based abilities? He is so clearly stealign from RPGs. 
'''NACHOMAN:''' noxigar gave everyone on Scooby Doo HIV </blockquote>

''He returns to''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''his house and stays up all night playing video games until his dad tells him o go to bed and then he's all like NO FUCK YOU DAD}'' </blockquote>

''what appears to be a floating castle in an unknown galaxy.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' but it's not really 
'''NACHOMAN:''' you can totally see the string </blockquote>

'''NOXIGAR:''' There, one multiverse destroyed so many superior universes replace it.

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Skub joins, presumably.}'' 
'''CHWOKA:''' Where? 
'''CHWOKA:''' Skub: oh don't worry, we have just as much of an idea abotu wehat's going on as you do 
'''NACHOMAN:''' '''Noxigar:''' Now I just have to figure out how to make universes. Shouldn't be THAT hard, right? 
'''SKUB:''' '''Noxigar:''' let's start by making myself the godhead 
'''CHWOKA:''' NachoMan: and on the third day noxigar said "let there be sperg!" 
'''SKUB:''' and he said it was good but pointed out flaws with the women's bodies </blockquote>

Now to dominate the Super Smash Brothers multiverse...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' hey GUYS I PLAY SMASH BORTHERS 
'''NACHOMAN:''' fdkljfsdkldj 
'''CHWOKA:''' NOXIGAR: LET ME LIST TO YOU MY FAVORITE AND LEAST FAVORITE MEDIA 
'''CHWOKA:''' NOXIGAR: I HATE CARTOON NETWORK BUT I LIKE KINGDOM HEARTS 
'''NACHOMAN:''' YEAH HOW WILL MY BROTHER BE ABLE TO BEAT ME AS LUCARIO WHEN THERE IS NO LUCARIO!!! 
'''SKUB:''' STARTING WITH CHAPTER ONE: mmmanga 
'''SKUB:''' i wish i could still see peach's undies :((((((( </blockquote>

and access a gateway to other universes therethrough.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' THERETHROUGH? 
'''CHWOKA:''' THERETHROUGH 
'''CHWOKA:''' oh that is IT i am OUT OF HERE 
''{Chwoka leaves, presumably???? How did I get these logs if I did??? CAN YOU SOLVE THE MYSTERY??? speculation on the talk page.}'' 
'''SKUB:''' god bless him 
'''NACHOMAN:''' he died for his country 
'''SKUB:''' let's hold a chwoka funeral right now 
'''BROOKSIE:''' thank god, now we can get to some comedy 
'''SKUB:''' EH-HEM, DEARLY BELOVED 
'''SKUB:''' WE GATHER HERE TODAY TO BLESS THE SOUL OF WILL ''(Ed. note: Don't say my real last name, you little bitch)'', MAY HE BE BURIED AGAINST HIS WILL 
* Brooksie pungasm </blockquote>

''{Cut to the giant heart-shaped crystal,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I've been locked inside your heart shaped crystal 
'''SKUB:''' oh for fucks sake, i think this is from kingdom hearts because i played that game and i think i remember this 
'''SKUB:''' dammit 
'''NACHOMAN:''' did I really just make that joke 
'''SKUB:''' why am i shaking in rage 
'''BROOKSIE:''' maybe the fact that it's heart-shaped means something. Stay tuned for information regarding this deep metaphor </blockquote>

''floating in the middle of the field,in the Homestar Runner universe. ''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Chwoka joins, presumably}'' 
'''SKUB:''' oh chwoka you just got to the REALLY good part 
'''NACHOMAN:''' so um 
'''CHWOKA:''' DID YOU REALLY FUCKING NEED A COMMA THERE YOU ASSHAT 
'''NACHOMAN:''' was this written for the HRFWiki? 
'''SKUB:''' actually i dont think it was 
'''CHWOKA:''' no but they like to keep continuity 
'''BROOKSIE:''' this will be the worst fanstuff ever 
'''NACHOMAN:''' gotcha 
'''CHWOKA:''' it hasn't been written for the hrfwiki in several seasons </blockquote>

''Joseph's eyes open,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' COMMENCE THE OPENING OF EYES TO MAKE BLINK 
'''SKUB:''' and he notices the startlingly hairy scrotum descending heretoforthlysuch onto his forehead </blockquote>

''the crystal shakes violently, and explodes.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' what the FUCK is with all THESE COMMASA 
'''NACHOMAN:''' at least we still have the GREEN MORNINGSTAR 
'''SKUB:''' so who's joseph 
'''SKUB:''' his name isn't an abstract concept so i'm assuming he isn't a demihemigod 
'''CHWOKA:''' and more importantly why is he lying down in the mdidle fo the field 
'''SKUB:''' whatstoforthlyright 
'''CHWOKA:''' why wasn't he mentioned in the description of the place 
'''CHWOKA:''' skub i will murder your grandchildren 
'''SKUB:''' jokes on you, i've been sterile for YEARS </blockquote>

''Everyone contained inside is freed and bits of crystal lie everywhere.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' '''Skub:''' I neutered myself with a bottle rocket 
'''NACHOMAN:''' wait there are people inside the crystal um 
'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm a little lost! 
'''SKUB:''' the police put the crystal there to make the black man look back 
'''SKUB:''' bad 
'''CHWOKA:''' skub: don't look back! </blockquote>

'''JOSEPH:''' Oh, my head.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' OH, MY CHAIR! 
'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh, the humanity 
'''CHWOKA:''' head is where the heart is 
'''BROOKSIE:''' what great depth of emotion 
'''SKUB:''' ouch, my headpartbrainslysuch got hurt by this crystalforthmostshrapnelmake 
'''CHWOKA:''' brb 
'''SKUB:''' i repeat, ouch 
'''CHWOKA:''' guys io have to go again 
'''CHWOKA:''' fuckin' work 
'''CHWOKA:''' who wants to take over feeding duties 
'''CHWOKA:''' ##mft3k too 
'''SKUB:''' nnah 
'''BROOKSIE:''' if i had ops id just kick everyone so 
'''NACHOMAN:''' not it 
'''KAWAIIMELON:''' sweet o 
'''CHWOKA:''' kawaiimelon you are to feed wikihood/eps/44 
'''CHWOKA:''' no riffs okay 
'''KAWAIIMELON:''' yep 
'''KAWAIIMELON:''' no riffs i got it 
'''SKUB:''' exactly 
'''CHWOKA:''' stop at every clause like i've been doing 
'''CHWOKA:''' GO 
'''BetterFeeder:''' okay let me get there 
'''BROOKSIE:''' (you can riff now that chwoka's gone) 
'''BROOKSIE:''' oh whoops 
'''SKUB:''' (no you can't :''':O) 
'''CHWOKA:''' not gone yet 
'''NACHOMAN:''' guys chwoka's gone let's talk about sex and stuff 
'''BetterFeeder:''' okay its at joseph: ow my head right 
'''CHWOKA:''' yes 
'''NACHOMAN:''' so guys are you a top or a bottom 
'''BetterFeeder:''' alright 
'''BROOKSIE:''' can we finish this live riff on skype 
'''CHWOKA:''' no then i'd have to transcribe it 
'''BROOKSIE:''' i want to show you guys where my tattoos are </blockquote>

What happened?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' where is that large automobile? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' I don't know either </blockquote>

'''NAMINE:''' ...he's done it.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' JOSEPH: it really felt great when i did it with my penis 
'''BROOKSIE:''' HE BROKE THE FRIENDSHIP CRYSTAL 
'''BetterFeeder:''' (god that's a clause right? i think i kinda get it) 
'''SKUB:''' (yep basically) 
'''NACHOMAN:''' if you know what I mean </blockquote>

He's destroyed the Kingdom Hearts universe and evacuated us to a "better one" as he claims it.

'''HOMSAR:''' [Homsar's Language]My universe is intact?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ugh what the- what is that format mess 
'''BROOKSIE:''' ffffffffffffffffffff 
'''SKUB:''' that's 
'''SKUB:''' ugh 
'''SKUB:''' oh also homsar sucks 
'''NACHOMAN:''' '''Noxigar:''' even with characters who are easy to write for, I can't keep them in character! 
'''BROOKSIE:''' homsar is literally the easiest character to write for 
'''NACHOMAN:''' Seriously all he has to is say random shit and he's like "NO 
'''SKUB:''' aAaAaAaA, mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS 
'''NACHOMAN:''' IT WOULDN'T FIT IN MY AMAZING PLOT" 
'''BROOKSIE:''' DaAaAaAaAa, Chocolate Suitcase ''{Homsar blows up a hospital}'' </blockquote>

Surely something is awry here aside from all these shards being here.[/Homsar's Language]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' bracket end bracket 
'''SKUB:''' also awry are you fucking with me </blockquote>

'''JOSEPH:''' This doesn't make any sense.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' adfh 
'''NACHOMAN:''' damn right </blockquote>

We were watching it fine.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' we were watchin it fine booty 
'''SKUB:''' i was going to make a joke about speeding tickets but i couldn't make it work 
* NachoMan ahem 
* NachoMan hey BetterFeeder 
'''BetterFeeder:''' (what) 
'''NACHOMAN:''' oh you're waiting for brooksie aka slow fag 
'''SKUB:''' yes we are 
'''NACHOMAN:''' godamn 
'''BROOKSIE:''' i was waiting on betterfeeder's bitch ass 
'''NACHOMAN:''' nigga please 
'''SKUB:''' youre a bitch brooks >:I </blockquote>

How did he even get control

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' good question 
'''NACHOMAN:''' maybe he used the GREEN MORNINGSTAR 
'''BetterFeeder:''' (brb) 
'''SKUB:''' fuckin, nachoman 
* Skub is now known as Shwoka 
'''SHWOKA:''' hold on i gotta get really angry at grammar!! 
'''BetterFeeder:''' ((glenn back) </blockquote>

of the books like that?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh my god we're not even halfway through 
* NachoMan weeps softly 
'''SHWOKA:''' a library card </blockquote>

I thought only you could do that.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' me? 
'''SHWOKA:''' ME? 
'''SHWOKA:''' mmmmMMMEEE? </blockquote>

'''NAMINE:''' Someone must've carelessly found a sketchbook of mine and thrown it in an incinerator.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SHWOKA:''' and by my calculations, it was on somebody's front porch 
'''NACHOMAN:''' incinerators all up in this bitch </blockquote>

Noxigar would've eventually

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' written a stupid fan fiction 
'''SHWOKA:''' gotten all the ladies in the world to go down on him but he's a nice guy so he would just hold their hand 
'''SHWOKA:''' he's so much nicer than those jocks, WHY DO THEY WANT JOCKS </blockquote>

found out and find revenge.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SHWOKA:''' REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED WITH VENOM 
'''NACHOMAN:''' would've eventually find revenge 
'''NACHOMAN:''' good work! 
'''BROOKSIE:''' would've eventually find revent 
'''BROOKSIE:''' god dammit 
'''NACHOMAN:''' :( </blockquote>

This revenge of his seems to be

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' really complicated and retarded 
'''SHWOKA:''' really cool and badass </blockquote>

getting out of hand.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I was fine with it until he destroyed the cartoon network universe! 
'''SHWOKA:''' wait what when did he destroy cartoon network 
'''BetterFeeder:''' (you weren't here) </blockquote>

I can almost feel less universes existing.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SHWOKA:''' well that's a shitty superpower 
'''NACHOMAN:''' Universe-Existence-Sensing Man! </blockquote>

'''DiZ:''' Revenge?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I have a feeling a flashback is coming and I don't like it one bit 
'''SHWOKA:''' okay so i'm going to try and make sense of this thing: noxigar, praise be to him every day, doesn't like cartoon network and shit so he is, in his glory, going into these universes and killing them all? is that- is that what's going on? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' pretty much 
'''SHWOKA:''' wow i hate being spot on </blockquote>

Isn't that a feeling?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SHWOKA:''' like that hu-mon thing called...... love....? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' actually you could say it's... 
'''NACHOMAN:''' MORE THAN A FEELING 
'''NACHOMAN:''' (MORE THAN A FEELING) 
'''BROOKSIE:''' DiZ not know how to love 
'''NACHOMAN:''' WHEN I HEAR THAT OLD SONG PLAY 
'''NACHOMAN:''' etc 
'''SHWOKA:''' WHEN I SEE NAMINE WALK AWAY or whatever </blockquote>

Nobodies can't feel

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SHWOKA:''' that's racist 
'''NACHOMAN:''' but it all works out because revenge isn't a feeling you tard </blockquote>

if I recall...

''{Cut back to Noxigar}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' please god no 
'''SHWOKA:''' who is having sex with so many topless babes 
'''SHWOKA:''' saw her boobies and the rest </blockquote>

'''NOXIGAR:''' I love it when

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SHWOKA:''' a plan comes together 
'''NACHOMAN:''' you touch me like that 
'''SHWOKA:''' or that 
'''NACHOMAN:''' brooks you're not even trying :( 
'''BROOKSIE:''' yes i am you guys just steal my jokes/im not funny today </blockquote>

people just arrogantly judge Nobodies by some

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SHWOKA:''' when just arrogantly judge 
'''SHWOKA:''' fuck's sake kid you're not even trying 
'''BROOKSIE:''' is noxigar some old racist that learns that nobodies are people too at the end </blockquote>

encyclopedia of failure.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SHWOKA:''' the wuw 
'''NACHOMAN:''' sooooo 
'''NACHOMAN:''' did anyone else understand that sentence? 
'''SHWOKA:''' yeah no i didn't </blockquote>

Now, which universe to subdue?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SHWOKA:''' the jock universe, of course 
'''NACHOMAN:''' the universe of awful writers 
'''BROOKSIE:''' he already subdued that one and gained its power </blockquote>

How about Halloween Town?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SHWOKA:''' oh WOW 
'''NACHOMAN:''' what 
'''SHWOKA:''' the nightmare before christmas REALLY 
'''SHWOKA:''' W O W 
'''NACHOMAN:''' HEY NOXIGAR WANT TO GO TO A STRIP CLUB WITH THE GUYS 
'''NACHOMAN:''' SORRY I'M BUSY WRITING FAN FICTION WHERE I GET TO MEET JACK SKELINGTON </blockquote>

Surely their inhabitants will

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SHWOKA:''' adore me 
'''NACHOMAN:''' want to make love to me 
* Shwoka is now known as Skub 
'''SKUB:''' damn i hate that name 
'''SKUB:''' shhhhwoka </blockquote>

be easy to manipulate.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' mmmmmmm 
'''BROOKSIE:''' by which i mean blow up somehow with gas 
'''NACHOMAN:''' '''comment about noxigar's stop motion fetish:''' 
'''SKUB:''' hopefully they're all wooden so i can MELT them with VENOM''' </blockquote>

It is a good Tim Burton movie,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BROOKSIE:''' as if there's any other kind!! 
'''SKUB:''' "but aren't they all!!" /me jism 
'''BROOKSIE:''' o/ 
'''NACHOMAN:''' "I'm kidding though, all of them are g--" 
'''NACHOMAN:''' ;( 
'''SKUB:''' \o 
'''SKUB:''' FUCK YOU NACHOMAN 
'''BROOKSIE:''' o 
'''BROOKSIE:''' | 
'''BROOKSIE:''' |-o 
'''BROOKSIE:''' | | </blockquote>

of which is rare nowadays.

<blockquote class="mft3k">* NachoMan goodbyeforever 
'''SKUB:''' BUT- BUT AREN'T THEY ALL 
'''NACHOMAN:''' of which is rare nowadays 
'''SKUB:''' oh right of which is rare 
'''NACHOMAN:''' thank goodness chwoka's not here </blockquote>

''{Noxigar creates a''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' GREEN MROINGSTAR 
'''BROOKSIE:''' IMPENETRABLE FORCEFIELD THAT NOTHING CAN BEAT NO MATTER WHAT 
'''SKUB:''' my pary are with the father </blockquote>

''corridor of darkness and proceeds to find the Tim Burton universe,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BROOKSIE:''' "Hi, I'm Noxigar, welcome to my garage. This is my band, Corridor of Darkness." 
'''SKUB:''' follow helena bonham carter's giant head </blockquote>

''on the Halloween Town world.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' to find the tim burton universe, on the halloween town world 
'''SKUB:''' what the FUCK 
'''NACHOMAN:''' so, universes are contained in worlds-- 
'''NACHOMAN:''' dammit skub </blockquote>

''{Without a cutback, as Noxigar lands,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' into a mountain of warm soft titty 
'''NACHOMAN:''' without a cutback? 
'''BROOKSIE:''' the gymnastic judges of peril give him perfect 10s </blockquote>

''the conversation here continues.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' but wasn't he just talking to himself </blockquote>

'''JOSEPH:''' So, he's just going to go through all the pointless universes and

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' rock all the women's bods 
'''SKUB:''' forever 
'''NACHOMAN:''' have sex with as many anime women as he can </blockquote>

cut them out of

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' his master plan for the fourth reich 
'''SKUB:''' noxigar is the boys from brazil </blockquote>

the fabric of existence?

''{Homestar can be seen''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' so we don't break the rules 
'''BROOKSIE:''' please dont give homestar any dialogue for the love of god 
'''NACHOMAN:''' ''in the background while the rest of the action continues}'' 
'''SKUB:''' the action never STONPS 
'''CHWOKA:''' aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you're still going strong! 
'''CHWOKA:''' where are we </blockquote>

''touring some Dusks to the''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh shit he's back 
'''NACHOMAN:''' everyone hide 
</blockquote>

''Stick.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' did you seriosuly pause at "the" 
'''SKUB:''' what's a dusk exactly 
'''CHWOKA:''' it's liek a duck 
'''CHWOKA:''' ]but it's really tired 
'''NACHOMAN:''' Skub: I still don't know what a Nobody is </blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' This hewe

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BROOKSIE:''' if i were you i would stick that back with the last part 
'''SKUB:''' FUCK HE'S TALKING 
'''BROOKSIE:''' god dammit no 
'''CHWOKA:''' CAN OF GAS 
'''SKUB:''' "this is weawwy how you make it wook wike i tawk funny!!" 
'''SKUB:''' "howy cwap homestawwwww" </blockquote>

is a pwotected landmawk with

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' wwhat the glub is this shit 
'''SKUB:''' suwpwisingwy cwean bathwooms or whatever the fucking line is </blockquote>

suwpwisingly clean westwooms.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' FUCK I CALLED IT 
'''NACHOMAN:''' if you add a bunch of w's, it counts as in character dammit </blockquote>

''{Namine looks at Homestar oddly''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wwhy the wuck awe you tawking wike that 
'''SKUB:''' "he seems like he has a few chromosomes i could borrow" 
'''NACHOMAN:''' attractive body 
'''BROOKSIE:''' "wondering why he has such a hilarious speech impediment" </blockquote>

''as he isn't attacking or being attacked by the Dusks.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' what'sa dusk 
'''SKUB:''' quask 
'''SKUB:''' quask quask 
'''CHWOKA:''' can anybvody here catch me up on what's happening here 
'''BROOKSIE:''' we genuinely have no idea 
'''CHWOKA:''' maybe we shouldn't have started at the 44th episode 
'''NACHOMAN:''' noxigar's is going to destroy the tim burton universe and 
'''NACHOMAN:''' that's it </blockquote>

'''NAMINE:''' This universe didn't get destroyed,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' IT GOT GASSED 
'''SKUB:''' YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUHGH 
'''SKUB:''' on second thought that didn't warrant a YEAAAAH 
* Brooksie ba dum tish 
'''SKUB:''' YEAH RETRACTED </blockquote>

but it appears someone ''has'' been influencing it.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "somebody with..." 
'''CHWOKA:''' "devilishly handsoem looks." 
'''NACHOMAN:''' and a ten foot penis 
'''CHWOKA:''' "they make me want to throw myself onto their sculpted body!" 
'''CHWOKA:''' "oh noxigar take me now!" 
'''SKUB:''' ohhh mr. darcygar </blockquote>

Probably to keep us in place

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' noxigar opresses the women 
'''CHWOKA:''' ]keeps them in his place 
'''CHWOKA:''' he's got a domination fetish 
'''SKUB:''' more like IMPRESSES 
'''SKUB:''' bam </blockquote>

so we don't drift off

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' why doesn't he just tie them down 
'''CHWOKA:''' the sick fuck 
'''NACHOMAN:''' too late! 
* NachoMan snores 
'''BROOKSIE:''' '''NACHOMAN:''' i will type slightly faster than brooks every time 
'''SKUB:''' man i'm tired 
'''SKUB:''' of this 
'''SKUB:''' fic 
'''BROOKSIE:''' are we really not even halfway done </blockquote>

to our otherwise-Oxygen-deprived deaths.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' th 
'''MFT3KFeeder:''' (((a-yup))) 
'''SKUB:''' you don't need to do that 
'''SKUB:''' ever 
'''CHWOKA:''' hyphens hyphens hyphens! 
'''CHWOKA:''' we're having a hyphen BLOWOUT 
'''CHWOKA:''' i'm slashing prices left and right! 
'''CHWOKA:''' i'm CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY 
'''CHWOKA:''' i'll murder your family if you don't buy these hyphens! 
'''CHWOKA:''' look at this hyphen! 
'''CHWOKA:''' no! 
'''CHWOKA:''' look at this one! 
'''SKUB:''' DON'T LOOK AT MY HYPHENS!!! 
'''BROOKSIE:''' chwoka shut up we have to get through this mountain of terrible </blockquote>

That, or because he likes this universe.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BROOKSIE:''' im on the edge of my seat i cant wait any longer 
'''CHWOKA:''' Now you're assuming that somebody is a he. 
* NachoMan snores 
'''CHWOKA:''' HETERONORMATIVE MUCH GODDDD </blockquote>

'''JOSEPH:''' None of this even makes sense.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' A-yup. 
'''NACHOMAN:''' TELL ME ABOUT IT 
'''SKUB:''' mmph 
'''BROOKSIE:''' hasnt he said that verbatim like 3 times before </blockquote>

It's like we can't even fight back.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' oh my god he knows exactly how i feel 
'''CHWOKA:''' i'm not even making a DENT in this episode 
'''SKUB:''' it's like noxigar is so powerful that nobody can hurt him because he's a super SAIYAN LEVEL FIVE 
'''CHWOKA:''' we're like 1/4th through 
'''CHWOKA:''' Skub: LEVEL 12 
'''CHWOKA:''' LEVEL 34 
'''CHWOKA:''' LEVEL BLAGHFWIS 
'''SKUB:''' LEVEL BREAKFAST 
'''BROOKSIE:''' can we pass on this entire episode and just riff doggie emails or something less sickening 
'''NACHOMAN:''' can we riff something 
'''NACHOMAN:''' shorter 
'''CHWOKA:''' brooksie: that's not how we operate 'round these parts 
'''NACHOMAN:''' because god damn 
'''BROOKSIE:''' ^^^^^ </blockquote>

''{Homestar is only five''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' -and-a-half yeaws old! 
'''SKUB:''' dawww 
'''NACHOMAN:''' I don't mind something not making sense but 
'''BROOKSIE:''' ;3 
'''NACHOMAN:''' GOD DAMN this is long 
'''SKUB:''' '''chwoka:''' STOP MAKING sense 
'''CHWOKA:''' '''Chwoka:''' i got a girlfriend that's better than that and 
'''CHWOKA:''' okay guys let's go riff a different thing 
'''NACHOMAN:''' yay 
'''CHWOKA:''' remember how we used to paly bad fanstuff theater in #wuw? 
'''CHWOKA:''' let's do that now 
'''CHWOKA:''' BREAK 
'''SKUB:''' what </blockquote>

= '''CHWOKA:''' ----- =

'''BROOKSIE:''' but guys 
'''BROOKSIE:''' homestar is only five what 
'''NACHOMAN:''' SO, ANY CLOSING COMMENTS GUYS 
'''SKUB:''' this sucks and noxigar can eat lead 
'''CHWOKA:''' http://wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/Chaos_Emails.exe hey look more wikihood 
'''BROOKSIE:''' i liked the part where noxigar showed character development and didnt just annihilate everything 
* NachoMan shoots a middle finger up so high it knocks out a satellite which falls on noxigar and kills him and he dies 
'''CHWOKA:''' hold on just a second you guys 
* Chwoka shoves a universe into a gas chamber where the gas is venom 
'''CHWOKA:''' what were we talkign about again 
'''CHWOKA:''' http://wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/Angry_Dragon%27s_Angry_Dungeon_Adventure how about this 
'''CHWOKA:''' (just clicking "random page" is yielding results 
'''NACHOMAN:''' '''KAWAIIMELON:''' http://wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/The_gang_in_the_grave 
'''CHWOKA:''' http://wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/JCMovies guys let's do this 
'''BROOKSIE:''' but jicem is actually a competent writer sometimes 
'''CHWOKA:''' oh hey let's do the gang in the grave howabout 
'''CHWOKA:''' all in favor say aye 
'''CHWOKA:''' aye 
'''NACHOMAN:''' eye 
'''SKUB:''' nay 
'''SKUB:''' i'm out 
'''CHWOKA:''' skub: you're the best though 
'''NACHOMAN:''' daw 
'''SKUB:''' no 
'''SKUB:''' give others the time to shine 
'''BROOKSIE:''' skub youre the star g_g 
'''SKUB:''' i shall pass down my sword 
'''SKUB:''' to 
'''SKUB:''' brooks 
'''CHWOKA:''' skub we did that before you even joined 
'''BROOKSIE:''' no 
'''BROOKSIE:''' nooooooooooo 
'''NACHOMAN:''' skub no ;_; 
'''CHWOKA:''' okay brooksie 
'''CHWOKA:''' you've got a pretty hefty obligation now 
'''CHWOKA:''' to be the best riffer 
'''BROOKSIE:''' but 
'''BROOKSIE:''' no g_g 
'''CHWOKA:''' BROOKSIE GOD DAMN IT 
* Chwoka slaps brooksie with his pimp hand 
'''CHWOKA:''' WE ARE GOING TO GO IN THERE 
'''CHWOKA:''' AND WE ARE GOING TO FUCKIGN MURDER THE GANG IN THE GRAVE 
'''CHWOKA:''' ANGAIN 
'''CHWOKA:''' since they're already dead you know 
'''BROOKSIE:''' but ive never read it g_g 
'''CHWOKA:''' I HAVEN'T EITHER 
'''CHWOKA:''' NOBODY HAS 
'''BROOKSIE:''' its like jaro emails lol 
'''MFT3KFeeder:''' woah chwoka you need to calm down a little bit 
'''CHWOKA:''' NO FUCK YOU DAD 
'''CHWOKA:''' YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO 
'''NACHOMAN:''' Brooksie: I will rape you 
'''MFT3KFeeder:''' i think you need to take a little time out 
'''BROOKSIE:''' NachoMan: '''3 
'''CHWOKA:''' RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGE 
'''NACHOMAN:''' i'm leaving ;_; 
'''NACHOMAN:''' forever ;_; 
'''CHWOKA:''' YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!!! 
'''BROOKSIE:''' but i cant riff alone (or with chwoka) g_g 
'''CHWOKA:''' you got to 
'''CHWOKA:''' you gotta BELIEVE in 
'''CHWOKA:''' in yourself brooksie 
'''CHWOKA:''' i wrote this little sogn about it 
'''CHWOKA:''' but i'm not ghoing to sign it 
'''CHWOKA:''' i'm going to let Jicem sing it. 
'''CHWOKA:''' Jicem! 
'''JCM:''' wait what am i singing 
'''CHWOKA:''' sing away abotu hwo you should be the best you can be all the time even if you dion't think you can 
'''JCM:''' YOU GOTTA BELIEVE 
'''JCM:''' BELIEVE IN YOURSELF 
'''CHWOKA:''' see brooksie isn't it inspirational 
'''BROOKSIE:''' lets get down to business 
'''BROOKSIE:''' to defeat 
'''CHWOKA:''' thanks jicem 
* Jicem was kicked by Chwoka (Jicem) 
'''MFT3KFeeder:''' THE GANG IN THE GRAVE 
'''MFT3KFeeder:''' ((MAIN PAGE)) 
'''BROOKSIE:''' jicem no g_g 
'''NACHOMAN:''' i'm bored time to watch mst3k 
'''MFT3KFeeder:''' Here, heaven isn't heavenly 
'''CHWOKA:''' Heaven... heaven is a place... 
'''CHWOKA:''' a place where nothing 
'''CHWOKA:''' nothing ever happennssssssss... 
'''CHWOKA:''' ... 
'''CHWOKA:''' referencing talkign heads just isn't the same without skub asroudn to call me on it 
'''CHWOKA:''' ;_; 
'''CHWOKA:''' nachoman? 
'''NACHOMAN:''' nah 
'''NACHOMAN:''' not up for it right now 
'''CHWOKA:''' you know what screw it this is falling apart 
'''BROOKSIE:''' we can try it later :I 
'''CHWOKA:''' let's just call it a day and go back to wikihood tommorow 
'''CHWOKA:''' same bat-time 
'''BROOKSIE:''' or we can riff it ###mft3k 
'''CHWOKA:''' same bat-palace 
'''CHWOKA:''' YES

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/The World's Greatest/21

2011-07-17T22:13:46Z

Chwoka: Created page with 'Mishaps ==Transcript== ''{Open to the two. Quint is holding a box of sugar puffs and a fork}'' '''QUINT:''' I JUST WANT SOME CEREAL! WHY ARE THEY SO HARD TO BREAK APART!? '''...'

Mishaps

==Transcript==

''{Open to the two. Quint is holding a box of sugar puffs and a fork}''

'''QUINT:''' I JUST WANT SOME CEREAL! WHY ARE THEY SO HARD TO BREAK APART!?

'''HENRY:''' Why not just pour some milk into it?

'''QUINT:''' Oh, that's a good idea. Could you pass the milk?

'''HENRY:''' Sure.

''{Milk lands next to Quint. Quint picks it up and tips the milk carton over the cereal box. Nothing happens}''

'''QUINT:''' Damn, it froze.

'''HENRY:''' But how?

'''QUINT:''' Probably something to do with the giant liquid nitrogen vat you use as a fridge.

'''HENRY:''' Probably.

''{Pause}''

'''QUINT:''' NNNNNNNNNNNGH-

''{End}''

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/The World's Greatest/20

2011-07-17T22:13:31Z

Chwoka: Created page with 'Guess what this alludes too ==Transcript== ''{Open to the two}'' '''QUINT:''' Man, that was weird. '''HENRY:''' It was almost as if...''{Both stare at camera}'' Someone else.....'

Guess what this alludes too

==Transcript==
''{Open to the two}''

'''QUINT:''' Man, that was weird.

'''HENRY:''' It was almost as if...''{Both stare at camera}'' Someone else...was in charge...

''{Pause}''

'''QUINT:''' You mean like John Major?

'''HENRY:''' I mean exactly like John Major.

'''QUINT:''' Ah, John Major, when will you learn?

'''HENRY:''' Only when he is given Courage.

'''QUINT:''' And when will that be?

'''HENRY:''' Sometime soon.

'''QUINT:''' Ah.

'''HENRY:''' But seriously, I promise, nothing will ever be that weird again.

''{Pause}''

'''QUINT:''' EVER.

''{End}''

'''MAX:''' I DOUBT THAT. MWAHAHA MWAHAHA, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/The World's Greatest/19

2011-07-17T22:13:08Z

Chwoka: Created page with 'Get ready for Mayhex bbz. NOTE: I, Ben Schlanker, did not write this episode, just so the two people who read this know. ==Transcript== '''QUINT''': Man, I wish Max was here...'

Get ready for Mayhex bbz.

NOTE: I, Ben Schlanker, did not write this episode, just so the two people who read this know.

==Transcript==

'''QUINT''': Man, I wish Max was here right now.

'''HENRY''': No it doesn't.

'''QUINT''': What? That doesn't make any sense.

'''HENRY''': Or does it...

''[Themesong plays while Flutey flutes along to it. Themesong ends and a Potted Plant has joined Quint and Henry]''

'''POTTED PLANT''': Max.

'''QUINT''': Who?

'''HENRY''': Yeah Max.

'''POTTED PLANT''': Who?

'''QUINT''': Max.

'''HENRY''': Who?

'''MAX''': Max.

'''QUINT''': Oh hey Max, when did you get here?

'''MAX''': Who?

'''ROBERT I''': Max.

'''QUINT''': Oh hey Robert, when did you get he-

''[Potted Plant suddenly implodes, to be replaced by Bill Murray]''

'''BILL MURRAY''': Hello childs, I am Bill Murray.

'''ROBERT I''': You're not Biw Muwway, Biw Muwway is thtuck in the thame day ovwer and ovwer again.

'''BILL MURRAY''': No, no, childs. I am Bill Murray from Ghostbusters, not Bill Murray from Landpig Week.

'''MAX''': Acually it's Groundhog da-

''[Bill Murray quickly stabs Max in the face, killing him instantly]''

'''BILL MURRAY''': Yes Childs, you sleep now, you have biiiig day in the morning.

'''HENRY''': I love you Bill Murray from Ghostbusters.

'''BILL MURRAY''': And I love you too childs. Now sit down next to me on this conveniently placed bench.

''[Suddenly, dramatic music begins playing, and a sign is seen up ahead that reads, "Warning, ducks ahead." Several ducks then begin to appear.]''

'''DUCKS''': ''[In ghostly voices]'' WE WAAAAARNED YOU ABOUT THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!

'''QUINT''': Hmm.

''[Short Pause]''

'''QUINT''': So anyway, anyone up for watching four weddings and a funeral?

'''BILL MURRAY''': こんにちは、通常これらを書く人はラズベリーの海洋のようにかぐ愚かな男の子である。ビーフ・シチューにんじんおよびパイ。第4。第4。第4。ラット。象。マウス。私の名前はボール紙であり、私はピーナツおよびフェルトでかみ砕くことを好む。あなたがそこに持っている美しい大箱。ありがとう。タマネギ。ダンスはパイナップルソーセージ蹄鉄を打つ。コンピュータあなたのように必要性がによって飲み物見える。

'''QUINT''': Wow, I didn't know Bill Murray from Ghostbusters could speak Japanese.

'''HENRY''': Oh this isn't Bill Murray from Ghostbusters anymore, this is Bill Murray from Lost in Translation.

'''QUINT''': Ah, that explains it.

''[Short pause, followed by a long pause, followed by Henry saying 'six' over and over again, followed by another short pause]''

'''HENRY''': Man, I haven't eaten in weeks. Have we got any bourbons?

'''QUINT''': Nope, just custard creams.

'''HENRY''': Damn. Well at least Jack's dad will be happy.

'''JACK''': FOR THE LAST TIME, MY DAD DOES NOT LOVE CUSTARD CREAMS!!!!!!! Also, I love Laura Lewis and promise to go on holiday with Max Oxley. lalalalalalala.

'''QUINT''': What a nice chap.

'''HENRY''': Indeed.

'''QUINT''': So, you up for watching four weddings and a funeral?

'''HENRY''': Oh come on, we've already watched four weddings and a funeral sixteen times today, why do you want to watch it so much?

'''QUINT''': Because I've recently been to four weddings and a funeral so I want to tell people that I've lived through the film.

'''HENRY''': Oh. Fair enoo.

''[Suddenly, everything begins to shake and there is an almighty crash and the entire population of Iran fall onto Quint and Henry.]''

'''HENRY''': Oh hey entire population of Iran, you should have told me you were coming round.

'''QUINT''': You know what Henry, I'm sick of this. You're always inviting people round like your friends or the vicar or the entire population of Iran, and I've had enough. Get out.

'''HENRY''': No, YOU get out.

'''LORD ALAN SUGAR''': No, ya both get out. Ya both fired.

''[Alan Sugar throws Quint and Henry out onto the baron ground below before swiftly bolting away.]''

'''QUINT''': Man Henry, for a helicopter you aren't very good at flying.

'''HENRY''': Well Quint, for a koala, you aren't very good at koalaing.

'''QUINT''': Good comeback.

'''HENRY''': Ah man. Everything we've ever owned was on that plane/ship/land vehicle.

'''QUINT''': Yeah, surely no-one could sort our lives out now.

'''MYSTERIOUS VOICE''': I wouldn't be too sure about that.

'''QUINT AND HENRY''': MARCIA WALLACE!!!!

'''MARCIA WALLACE''': That's right kids. And I'm here to get your ride back.

''[Marcia Wallace takes out a huge lasso, throws it miles away, and it returns with the plane/ship/land vehicle.]''

'''QUINT AND HENRY''': THANKS MARCIA WALLACE!!!

'''MARCIA WALLACE''': No problem kids. And remember, if you need me, just call.

''[Marcia Wallace sprints off into the distance]''

'''HENRY''': Man, it's good to have the old thing back.

'''QUINT''': it was only gone for like 30 seconds.

'''HENRY''': Yeah, but still.

''[Quint and Henry walk onto the plane/ship/vehicle and it begins to fly/sail/drive into the distance.]''

'''QUINT''': So, anyone up for four weddings and a funeral?

''[Gunshots are heard]''

'''''[THE END. OR IS IT...]'''''

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==Transcript==
''{Open to the two}''

'''HENRY:''' Hey, Quint?

'''QUINT:''' Yeah?

'''HENRY:''' I need to ask you something.

'''QUINT:''' About what?

'''HENRY:''' About a girl.

'''QUINT:''' Oh, easy, just offer her a couple of berries.

'''HENRY:''' Well, Quint, she's not a koala bear.

'''QUINT:''' She is.

'''HENRY:''' What?

'''QUINT:''' Yeah, she is.

''{Pause}''

'''HENRY:''' Oh shit.

''{End}''