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2012-08-30T04:08:04Z

Bluebry: gimme the mic so i can take it away

Hey guys. People who aren't logged in don't see this site notice, and see a completely different one saying to ask for an account on the forums. Using this is utterly pointless.

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2012-08-28T04:15:55Z

Bluebry: if we cant have dre can we have flocka

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2012-08-21T20:02:42Z

Bluebry:

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User talk:Bluebry

2012-08-16T03:02:55Z

Bluebry: /* rap */

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== hey ==

whats ^^^ ?????????

[[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 23:28, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:nuthin sexy {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:32, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
::no you are the sexy 1 [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 23:36, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:::no nacoman is slliy {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:40, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
::::well i agree he is studly but that was off topic stop being so random you hilarious thing !!11!!! [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 23:41, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
LOL (laughing out loud!!) {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:43, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:hey guys who are about to get in an edit war its bluebrys talk page and he can do what he pleases with it [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 23:50, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
::Looks like it's protectin time. {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:51, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
:::bluebry is my friend we have casual small talk from time to time, and it is not a crime [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 23:53, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
::::this is in no way a crime {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:58, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

== i miss you ==

please come back to dallas i really miss you <nowiki>:''''(</nowiki> -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 02:11, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:im sorry {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:52, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
::it's okay youre back now i am happy :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) those are all my happy faces <33 -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 03:53, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:::<3 {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:55, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
That's it. Please be serious in these talk page discussions from now on. {{User:JCM/sig}} 15:32, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
::::JCM will never understand love... CAN'T YOU SEE THE LOVE THEY SHARE FOR ONE ANOTHER!? --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 15:35, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Have I told anyone on the wiki about my so-called "happy-sad ball" effect? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::::Not that I know of. --[[User:ALXXMaXX|ALXXMaXX]] 15:40, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:UUUURGH SHUT UP BE SERIOUS OKAY THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR JOKES WE MUST HAVE THOUGHT-PROVOKING CONVERSATIONNNNNNNNNN {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 15:41, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
Happy-sad balls are in a set of two black rubber balls. They are the same in look, texture, size, and weight. However, when you drop them, the so called "happy" ball will keep on bouncing, and the "sad" ball with stop in place. Are you with me so far? {{UseR:Zoo977/sig}}

Okay, seriously guys. Do any of you actually respect the mods around here? Or do you just humor them for a while until they get off your cases? Just a few weeks ago, he said he didn't want his talk page being used as a chat room, and you guys stopped using it as such. But the MOMENT he's gone, you forget everything he said and just continue abusing his talk page. And why do you think you can beg your ways out of any amount of trouble? Why can't you guys just grow up and show some frickin respect? -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 17:16, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:Actually, I was just trying to prevent a fight by showing my side. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
Are you kidding me, Nacho? These last two sections are about some fake relationship with him and he doesn't care. He just goes along with it. You and TheCheese are taking advantage of his talk page, not us. {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:23, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:Three, two, one, kaboom. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::Okay, let me explain the purpose of a talk page. We don't have these because we want to just say random crap whenever we want. We have them to leave other users messages and alerts. Whether or not you want to tell someone they were blocked or say happy birthday, you can leave your little message on their talk page. What they are not for is for random conversations. When people who weren't even involved in the initial conversation start to chime in and ask questions and poke their noses in other peoples business, it becomes a problem. Also, who are you to say Bluebry doesn't care? Are you him? Does he tell you this stuff? And if we were really taking advantage of him, don't you think he would have said something by now?
::This conversation is over and will not be continued anywhere else. Sorry to bother you Bluebry. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 20:42, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Wait, what? How do you know I'm ''not'' him? {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:02, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
::And a second bomb goes off. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::::nachoman and thecheese's messages were meant for me <3

::::pretty much everyone else's were not </3

::::do not use this as a chat room. all messages should be something i even care reading, because when twenty people post on my talk page to just talk to each other, it makes any contact from me through my talk page impossible due to the constant stream of edit conflicts and it floods my inbox

::::do not reply to this message because i do not care nor will i reply back {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 21:39, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::i was meant for you too bluebry - [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 22:14, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

== Protect ==

Can you protect [[:Image:Meg.PNG|this]]? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:34, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:yes i can

:will i protect it? no {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:35, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
::Why? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:35, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:::why the hell should i? {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:35, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
::::I would like you to. I uploaded it. {{User:Raiku/sig}} 02:36, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::oh okay

:::::no that is a suck reason. this is a wiki, everyone can edit things. i only protect pages when they really, REALLY need it {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:36, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

== RE: Raiku ==

Dear Blubry, you have said the ban of Raiku was unfair. Raiku has been banned 17 times for a total of 55 days, 13 hours, 13 minutes and 45 seconds by both moderators and sysops. Not all of these bans he has totally served because the administration can't make up its mind. Also Raiku offended several of our community on an IRC channel. Also, you have made adamant that what you say goes, and may I remind you Shadow Scythe is also a sysop and is as important as you are. So the majority of the group of mods and sysops involved agree that Raiku should be banned for his offense. It's not like #hrwiki-fanstuff is a completely unrelated channel, as the Wiki User Wiki users do use it as the IRC channel for the WUW as no common one exists. Dinoshaur
:...He even f worded me. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 17:19, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::And he said the N word multiple times. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:21, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::And he constantly complains and steals and lies.

::::and i think he shot me too {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:24, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::I srsly need to see what he said on IRC. Log please. {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 17:27, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::How do you get them? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:30, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Okay, first of all Chaos, you have nothing relevant to say so just shut your mouth. Raiku spammed the f word and the n world multiple times and personally attacked Dinoshaur. Bluebry, you need to do an IP check on Raiku from here and the one on #hrwiki-fanstuff (if he ever comes on again <_<) And if they are the same person, figure out whether or not you'll punish him. Because even though it was on an unrelated channel, how can we be sure he won't act the same way here? -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 17:38, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:For some reason I highly doubt that Raiku has the manhood to swear AT ALL, let alone on the IRC. I also doubt he has the mental prowess to get on to the IRC. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:40, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::What did he say to Dino? I missed that. And he has sworn some times on this wiki too. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:40, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Chaos: You'd be surprised. Sephiroth: Basically just F you Dino, which was completley unprovoked since all Dinoshaur did was say "IM GONNA BLOCK YOU", clearly joking. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 17:42, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Here is proof of bad language here.

[[Image:Proof of raiku swearing on wiki.png]]

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:47, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

[http://irc.clamburger.org/ The good stuff kicks in at around 9 AM. He took advantage of me and if y'all won't do nothing about it you're all yella bellied cowards. --[[Special:Contributions/86.12.232.113|86.12.232.113]] 17:51, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Bluebry, the Raiku on irc's IP is 75-81-179-96. Can you please do an IP check on the Raiku here to see if they're the same person? -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 18:15, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

I have used the Checkuser function Raiku's IP matches that number you just gave right there. --[[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]] 18:23, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:I thought us modmins lost that ability. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:24, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::Nope. --[[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]] 18:27, 7 December 2008 (UTC) hey blubry do you like emails
:::oh yeah, i forgot. my business here is done don't hurt me {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:28, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Dinoshaur, I looked at the evidence, and I have to say he had a good reason to say what he said. Over the course of approximately 9 minutes, '''9 minutes'''! you were doing what may as well be harassing Raiku saying you would ban him with your ops( whatever the hell they are, like I care) ima ban you, and such. Everyone one else was talking to him about a revert war. Play harassment is still harassment. [[User:Meme3|Meme3]] 18:30, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:way to butt in

:plus dinoshuar's schtick was a joke and we take the N word and swearing very seriously here {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:32, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

I'm a bad bad man and he should take no notice of me --[[User:Dinoshaur|Dinoshaur]] 18:34, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::Jeez, after looking at the stuff after 9:00-9:09 like 9:20 I have to say, that was ridiculous what Raiku said. The N word was mean as was the repeated f word. He was angry but that is not enough of an excuse to protect him. He should be banned on there for a long long long time, but not that long on the WUW. The 1 month block on here is reasonable for what he said.[[User:Meme3|Meme3]] 18:44, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::You cannot ban or punish anyone on #hrwiki-fanstuff. THERE ARE NO OPS. - [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 18:46, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::If I may repeat myself, you blocked him for swearing on another website, and yet you ignore the constant adult language here. Oh wait a second, no one bothered to read that, but stopped at the first sentance. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:::::No, we're all just too narcissistic to care, and think otherwise and stick with that opinion to the grave. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:00, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::And this is why I don't get into things like these. --[[User:ALXXMaXX|ALXXMaXX]] 19:38, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Zoo977, you can't say the N or F word here, either. {{User:JCM/sig}} 19:45, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

<big><big><big>I HAVE TOLD YOU TIME AND TIME AGAIN TO NOT MAKE CONVERSATION ON THIS TALK PAGE PER BLUEBRY'S REQUEST, AND YET YOU CONTINUE TO IGNORE ME. IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS YOU CAN MAKE A PAGE FOR IT OR TAKE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S TALK PAGE BUT UNTIL YOU DO, KEEP IT OFF OF THIS ONE.</big></big></big> -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:58, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

:why the hell is there stuff on my user talk page that will take me like, forever to read

:please give me ten minutes to be able to reply to everything {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 20:35, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::alright kids, right now i am talking with Tom on IRC about Raiku being blocked from #hrwiki-fanstuff

::now naturally, tom is the dev so it's his decision

::but when someone messes up in #hrwiki-fanstuff, they get blocked in #hrwiki-fanstuff. End of discussion. The sysops should have went to Tom. They might have not known this, which is okay; it's only from experience that I know to go to a dev.

::to respond to the "BUT RAIKU HAS DONE BAD STUFF IN THE PAST" argument, yes, he has. But that has already been dealt with. You don't give two punishments for the same crime.

::in conclusion, raiku was on thin ice in the first place. he might be banned from #hrwiki-fanstuff (depending on Tom's take). He will not be banned from here for this. Thank you. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 20:48, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Though, I think it should still apply that if he messes up on the WUW one more time, it's over. After all that happened, I just can't take it anymore. The drama should end after the next edit war. He's been given many chances, and, like H*Bad, he should finally pay for breaking the rules. {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:59, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
::::i've already said he'll get a month, than infinite {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 21:00, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::Did he get the month yet? 15 times is a lot! {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:01, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

== Look who I found in an alleyway ==

[[Image:Nana nut muffin.PNG]] 
Do you recognize this muffin, sir? [[User:JCM|Thought police]]
:no lol {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:32, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
Hey, I'm your friend, right? {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:00, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
:you are all my friends but they are my bestest friends {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:01, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
::I'm one of your bestest friends, right? {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:08, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
:::no they are because we all go out and have sexy parties together

:::well not shadow scythe he is a prude lol but he is in my english second period and he makes funny jokes!! {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:09, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
::::[[JCMovies|This says otherwise]]. Also, without me, there would be no Marshie fans. I deserve some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for that. {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:12, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::lol you are like aretha franklin {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:13, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

== Nuke ==

What does that special page do? {{User:Accel/sig}} 04:34, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

== You had too... ==

block him? i was getting a fresh start. :( {{User:Raiku/sig}} 04:40, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:um, yes. you're not allowed to have a sockpuppet. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 04:40, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
::I ain't going to use him when I'm blocked, I can't. Ip's blocked then too. I just want a split personality. {{User:Raiku/sig}} 04:41, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:::um no {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 04:43, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
::::Huh? Please? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 04:43, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::um no and that is final {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 04:45, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::Even though Raiku was Accel, how did you know? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:49, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::Probably an IP check. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 16:54, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
Raiku, you're sliding on thin ice. Edit wars, vandalism, swearing, sockpuppets? You're lucky you're a productive user. {{User:JCM/sig}} 12:48, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

== hi bluebry ==

what are you doing editing the wiki

do you have the day off

i don't

<nowiki>;_;</nowiki> -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:27, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
:i had a half day

:i am sorry if you are at school ;_; i hope you come home soon so we can talk on irc and be cool like this: B) {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 19:28, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

we dont have half days at our school ;_;
and i can only get on the wuw everything else is blocked
also what is going on on the forum/irc i cannot get to either of those things -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:30, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
:<nowiki>:OOOOOKAY</nowiki>

:well nothing is really happening on either of those things, but on irc i am thinking that we need to bring back {{I}} because we have not been using it lately {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 19:31, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
::hey bluebry tell nachoman i said hi [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 19:35, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
:::i swear to god i will punch the next person who has a half day
:::because i am very sad right now -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:36, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
::::<nowiki>;_;</nowiki>

::::in a few hours you will be out and we can play hide-and-go-seek {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 19:36, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::all third gens have half days
:::::how does that make you feel
:::::but i very much miss nachoman<3 [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 19:37, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::i had a halfday and no actual lessons. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::guys please don't have fun without me on irc
::::::::or i will be very very sad -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:39, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::ooooookaaaaaaay {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 19:40, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

== "Am I the best mod?" ==

Yes. {{User:Raiku/sig}} 16:47, 20 December 2008 (UTC)
:okay {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 16:47, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

== help please ==

Hey, uhh, can yoy help me organize my userpage in a blog like fashion? I will give you the specifics if you answer.us {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 02:38, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
:i saw the message summary of this was "help"

:next time i expect full beatles lyrics >:OOO

:yeah, i can try to give you some pointers if you need, or you can draw me up something and i can TRY to emulate it for you, or whatever you want (i've actually been thinking of just releasing a quick template you can just customize and use) {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:40, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
::what i'm thinking about is having a banner on top, and then two colomns coming down from it. the one on the left will be a long one, and the one on the right will be split in half horizontally, making two square cells. on the bottom of both columns, add a rectangular cell, spanning the length of the two cells above it. and if u can, seperate each cell with colored margins. if thats too much of a mouthful, i will draw a diagram.us sorry if this is too much. :) {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 02:58, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
:::er, okay, i see how that can work, you need help making it or you want me to flat-out design it? {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:01, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
::::would it be too much of a workload if you did it? i'm no good at coding. thank you. {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 03:09, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::honestly, i was kind of hinting at it because i absolutely love doing this stuff. i'll have it done soon. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:11, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
::::::heres help: [[Image:Bloghelp.PNG]] {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 03:17, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
:::::::oh, i can do that. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:18, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

== Blocking of Ryan Bluefox... ==

...Why? How is what he said any different from what most users say daily? It was simply "sex reference, cuss" so to speak. Isn't that what most users do? Im A bell does it constantly, and he's not blocked, so why Ryan? Please respond,--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:21, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:Because he can't understand that ryan was joking around. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::EXACTLY!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:24, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::It was a direct slam on Bluebry, NachoMan and TheCheese. A mod should never set this kind of example. --{{User:TheDenzel/sig}} 18:26, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::I do not believe he should lose modness, but the block is fine. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

Okay guys, let me tell a little joke of my own: Kirbychu HR'D, and Zoo977 are both idiots! They're complete jerks! They're worthless third gens! But don't get offended! I'm only joking!  -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 18:28, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:Cool, I'm not a worthless jerk! {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Hey guys. Thank you for standing up for completely offensive content that offends me due to past issues with gay discrimination! For the record, standing up for Ryan DOES NOT mean standing up for such offensive content!

::Anyway, Ryan's apologized, we've forgiven him, and in a week he will be back and remodded. {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 18:33, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Hahaha wow I'm gone for an hour and this happens. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 18:36, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::On an unrelated note, could you delete my [[User:Kirbychu HR'D/YouTube|YouTube page]]?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:41, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

== Letter ==

<pre>
Dear Bluebry, you have been invited to Raiku's 2009th birthday to throw him a surprise party.
Bring all your friends.
Also, remeber that Raiku apprecieates illegal weapons and drugs the most!
Sincerley,
Raggon & Raggonix Blade
</pre>

== bluebry ==

you are awesome

just wanted to let you know ;) [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 07:42, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 07:44, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

== yay ==

that mean's you'll block yourself also block bluebry he is a third gen {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 04:03, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
:yes lol {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 04:04, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

== i am sad ==

what did i miss on irc yestersday

were you guys making fun of me

i bet you were ;-; -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:33, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
:we were missing you <3333333333333333 [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 21:23, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
::^^this <3 {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:00, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

== dont forget your wue ==

is that your picture? {{User:StrongRad/sig}}

== Lemon... ==

won't stop messing up my game when I ask him to stop. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:09, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
:kdone

:also thank you for coming to a sysop. like seriously {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:18, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

== Lemon... ==

keeps reverting all my edits. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 05:05, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
:Well maybe you should've gone to Bluebry in the first place before revert warring. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::raiku keeps spamming the user renames so i reverted his edits because spam sucks {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 05:11, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
:::It's not spam, or your buisness. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 05:11, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
::::i believe you gave good names and told people they are jcm the whiny weirdo blueberry also you spammed my rename by saying "i like mini jcm" {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 05:13, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::fffffffff what are you guys talking about i do not care i assume the fight is over {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 00:26, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

== So I listened to Sonic Youth... ==

They're actually not that bad. Sorry if this is considered spam. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 12:25, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
:THIS WILL NEVER BE SPAM

:SONIC YOUTH IS AMAZING

:what song/album did you listen to? by the way, i would suggest getting Daydream Nation {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 18:41, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
::I know I just jumped talk pages, but Kool Thing is available for download on Rock Band. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 18:38, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

== Help ==

Nebs won't stop editing my fanstuff, page moving and reverting. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 04:21, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:Australia is a country, man. My map of the world says it's called Oceania, stop it. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 04:24, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::Ot's my fanstuff. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 04:25, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:::It's our reality. - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 04:29, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::Guys, I have seen maps of both Oceania and Australia, but obviously both sides are too stubborn to stop edit warring. I can't threaten a block, but if you continue, I would bet that a block is in all of your futures. [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 04:31, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::Can someone else revert it to normal? I don't want to be counted for a block. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 04:33, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::Stop being so stubborn. It even says in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceania Wikipedia] that it's a continent. - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 04:34, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::You're being stubborn, too. I have an email show about a dog and a cat with an on-off relationship. This wiki doesn't have to follow totally factual information. Leave Raiku and his stuff alone. [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 04:35, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::So? They're both fictional. Raiku's fanstuff is based on real-life stuff. I want to make it more obvious. - {{User:Nebs/sig}} 04:36, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::I understand your concern, but you don't have the right to change his work if he doesn't approve. It doesn't hurt anyone. So, just leave it alone and prevent some drama/blocks/etc. Everyone's sick of it. [[User:TheCheese|TheCheese]] 04:38, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::To back that up, here's an excerpt from the Wiki Guidelines. "If a user reverts your alteration to his or her fanstuff, please respect that." {{User:JCM/sig}} 12:44, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
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::::::::::::unless i am here, you need to give me links, or i will never care {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 22:50, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

==You can deal with it, right?==
I'm here to report Raiku's constant reverting.

This has gone to the extent that he even reverted a warning about reverting.

Thank you, {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:I MOVED IT TO NON PINGING. Jeez. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:26, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::Raiku, it's be appriciated if you stay out of this for now. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::No. It is about me. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:28, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::::A converstaion about someone generally lacks the subject of matter. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::I am not saying out of this, Mini-JCM. {{Wellthumbs}} {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:30, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
::::::me and jcm actually only had a month between our joining times on the HRF. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::You know, for every message you make here, Bluebry gets an email. He doesn't like that. Just warning you. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:32, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
:::::::Same here, ya know.

:::::::me and bluebry are alike {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::::OK, I didn't see any revert warring in his contribs, so he hasn't done anything wrong if he only reverted it once or twice. Also, if you call another user Mini-JCM, I won't be as nice next time. {{User:JCM/sig}} 22:09, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

== hey bloobery ==

i am bored in the libry (lol) and i thought id leave you a massage

some girl asked what fiction meant

and the guy said "it means it's real"

and i was like lol

okay see ya later <3 -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:44, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

I know you secretly left, so I'm going to devote this section to begging you to come back. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:25, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

== I'm Ronald! ==

ARE YOU {{User:Shadow Scythe/sig}} 23:44, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

== hi lol ==

(__)) o o o lol -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 13:24, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
:that is inappropriate but okay {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 21:44, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

== You have won! You are one of the popular kids now! ==

If you didn't know already, you have won my little user of the week thing found [[User: Kanjiro/Weekly|here]]. --[[User:Kanjiro|Kanjiro]] 21:10, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
:my response to the title: ''<nowiki>'WHAT ELSE IS NEW'</nowiki>'' {{User:Shadow Scythe/sig}} 05:21, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
::yay {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 15:23, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

== I'm sorry, I can't hear you very well ==

I'd like to see the doctor -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 02:03, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

== Good for you! ==

You are now ready to do rock concert movement #4. --[[User:ALXXMaXX|ALXXMaXX]] 11:45, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
:oh i've seen one of those shows {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 04:54, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

== Yay! ==

You are back! {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 23:02, 18 September 2009 (UTC)
:when did he leave {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:55, 18 September 2009 (UTC)

== your user page ==

look i was an awkward and retarded 14 or 15 year old okay

but i was never that far into it, i just thought that the art style was cool
:its really not aimed at you dont worry (sorry if it seems that way though, my apologies) {{User:Bluebry/sig}}

== rap ==

I love tupac -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 06:41, 14 August 2012 (UTC)
:thats biggie racist {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:02, 16 August 2012 (UTC)

User:Bluebry

2012-08-13T01:47:50Z

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2012-08-13T01:47:24Z

Bluebry: whoops

<center>''It's like this and like that and like this and uh''

''It's like that and like this and like that and uh''

''It's like this and like that and like this and uh''

''Dre., creep to the mic like a phantom''</center>

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2012-08-13T01:46:59Z

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<center>''It's like this and like that and like this and uh
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It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Dre., creep to the mic like a phantom''</center>

User talk:Bluebry

2012-08-13T01:42:04Z

Bluebry: /* your user page */

User talk:Bluebry

2012-08-13T01:41:39Z

Bluebry: /* your user page */

WUW:Getting Started

2012-05-31T17:40:44Z

Bluebry: /* "Dirty thirdies?" What? */ that is our word, not yours

So you desire to be a part of the Wiki User Wiki, but don't know where to start? It's alright, we've all been down that road. Here's a handy guide to making your start.

==What do we accept?==

We'll accept just about anyone, artists, musicians, game designers, writers, this is merely a social wiki with some opportunities to make your own stuff.

==Why do I have to register on the forum?==

We had a massive spambot attack one year, where a bunch of new accounts popped up, only to be vandals and trolls. For security purposes, we disabled any users who aren't logged in from editing and making new accounts. Only registered forum users who post a thread requesting a new account will eventually become approved by [[User:Super Sam|Super Sam]] and he will make a new account for you.

==Do I have to continue using the forum?==

Nope! You can leave your forum account to die if you'd like.

=="Dirty thirdies?" What?==

Oh, that's old lingo from about 2007-2009. it is now hip and retro so call everyone a dirty thirdie, dont worry i saw it on hipster runoff so its cool

==So "Wiki User Wiki?" Does that mean it has to be about the users?==

Originally, yes, but under new management, you're free to write what you like. Just keep it tasteful, and make sure you follow the [[WUW:Wiki_Guidelines|rules.]]

==I don't like my username! What do I do?==

Ask a [http://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3AListUsers&username=&group=moderator&limit=50 moderator] to change it. Not many of the moderators are active, so check [[Special:RecentChanges|recent changes]] for a good idea on who is currently active. Just don't change your name too much, [[User:Lucian Summers|I've]] been down that road long enough...

==I don't like this old page. Can I delete it?==

Type:

<pre>
{{Delete|your reason}}</pre>

At the top of your desired page, and a moderator will come delete it for you. There's also an option for people to un-delete, in case you change your mind.

==Why are there so many references to communism?==

It's an old joke. Don't worry about it.

==So where do I go from here?==

Why not get started by editing your user page? Tell us about yourself, post what you'd like to write, etc. Then, once you learn the ropes, go out and contribute! We've been through a lot, and there's a lot of aged, old fanstuff lurking about. However, it'll help to get this Wiki back on its feet by contributing new things.

Or, while you're at it, you can check out some of our current stuff!

*[[Zarel Emails]] - Set in the universe of Homestar Runner, a character named Zarel checks his emails and answers your questions! We spawned from a Homestar fansite, so email shows were pretty popular here. Written by [[User:Lucian Summers|Lucian Summers]]
*[[Cosmic Irrationality]] - Aboard the LeviathanX, a crew of misfits journey across the galaxy! This is a group story, so feel free to add to it! - managed by [[User:Lex|Lex]]
*[[L&K's 2012 Beach Resort]] - A re-boot of an old interactive roleplay, relax at a beach resort with other characters! Managed by [[User:Lucian Summers|Lucian Summers]] and [[User:Kirbychu HR'D]]
*[[The World's Greatest]] oh just miss out the FUCKING KOALA why don't you? The most frequently updated thing here, probably the dumbest as well. bizarre, stupid, dumb, but I love it anyway. Made by [[User:Strong Intelligent|this 'un]]

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails/variations

2012-01-03T07:28:24Z

Bluebry: i am so successful at this due to my massive riffing prowess

ARUMAIL1: variations

Aruseus explains himself in different timezones.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' who is aruseus '''NACHOMAN:''' what does he look like '''NACHOMAN:''' what's his motivation for checking email '''NACHOMAN:''' ???? '''SKUB:''' Tell me whodafuckayou?????</blockquote>

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Aruntosaurus, Caveman Homestar, Pterodactyl Coach Z, Aruseus the Steed, Knight, Homestar, The Polka-man, Nick Knackerston, The Sneak, The Homestar Runner, Anthruseus, Cheatball, 1-Up, Anthru-borg, Overlord T, Stinkoman ''{easter egg}'', Bubs ''{easter egg}''

Places: Computer Room, The Cave, Peasantry Field, Knick-knack Stand, 20X6 Field, Overlord T's Fortress, 20X6 Computer Room ''{easter egg}'' The Field ''{easter egg}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' in case you were wondering which email took place in overlord t's fortress well ryan here took the time to make sure you could find it easily</blockquote>

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 1st, 2007

=== Transcript ===

'''ARUSEUS''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'':

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' it's 2007 and you desperately need to update your laptop</blockquote>

E-mail he, E-mail hoo, E-mail ha, E-mail HA HA!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' You're not an artist.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: variations</div>
Dear Aruseus, 
If you had different variations, what would they be?
 
Curious, 
Sidekick Bob</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Bobby, I guess we'd start out with the prehistoric era, where there would be the viscious Anrontosaurus!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Sid Viscious</blockquote>

''{Cut to a cave in prehistoric times, where you see a brontosaurus-like Aruseus smash a cave with his tail}''

'''ARUNTOSAURUS:''' ''{roars}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{all four riffers fall out of their chairs due to the enormous roar}''</blockquote>

''{Caveman Homestar walks onscreen}''

'''CAVEMAN HOMESTAR:''' Oh, jlammy.

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{skub does something gross out of rage}'' ''{my new thing is PISSING nachoman get it right}''</blockquote>

That annoying dinosaur is after us again.

'''ARUNTOSAURUS:''' ''{roars, smashes Caveman Homestar, Coach Z Pterodactyl files in}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Alright, seriously. Don't put action brackets after dialogue. It makes it look like the character is just reciting whatever's in the action brackets--in this case the most '''FUCKIN AWESOME ACTION SCENE IN HISTORY'''</blockquote>

'''COACH Z PTERODACTYL:''' Check it out! The Aruntosaurus can do it again!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Check it out! The author can do it again! And by "it" I mean recycle the least funny jokes from the actual website!</blockquote>

''{Cut to a field in Peasantry, where a non-anthro Aruseus, walks onscreen with a knight riding him}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Then in the time of Peasantry, there would live a vailant knight, and I would be his steed!

''{The knight whips the steed}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Is that what they're calling it now?</blockquote>

'''KNIGHT:''' Move you worthless piece of dung!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' move over strong bad, there's a new funnyman in town!</blockquote>

''{Cut to Nick Knackertson's stand, in the Old-Timey Era}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' After that, I probably...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' yiff</blockquote>

''{Homestar runs in}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Wait, wait. I got it. Do you like to

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' yiff</blockquote>

dance?

'''ARUSEUS:''' No.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i don't go to proms i crash them</blockquote>

Dancing is a waste of my...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' massive pokemon p-due</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ok. In Old-Timey, you would be...

''{Cut to Nick Knackerston's Nearly Fabulous Knick-Knack Stand}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ...The Polka-man!

''{The Polka-man walks in}''

'''THE POLKA-MAN:''' Yello there, Nick! Do you wanna see me dance?

'''NICK:''' No thank you, I'm tired.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Boy if I had a nickel for every time the wife said ''that'' to me! Take my wife '''please'''</blockquote>

''{The Sneak comes onscreen and steals a knick-knack, but Nick hits him with a flyswatter. The Sneak ends up a splat on the ground. The Homestar Runner Walks in}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, phooey. The Sneak, did you try to steal one of Nick Knackertson's Nearly Fabulous Knick-Knacks?

''{Cut back to Computer Room}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' What!? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! How did you come up with that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I read the transcript.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I like how the author comes to terms with how painfully unfunny he is in the ''first episode'' and then continues for 109 or so more. Wait did I say I ''like'' that? Because I mean I kill myself.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' You can read?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' this for 5 seconds without getting bored out of your mind?</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' Sorry for bothering your e-mail. I guess I should go.

'''ARUSEUS:''' You better.

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it. Then again I might as well predict who I will be in the future, probably some guy working for some evil alliance bent on taking over the world...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' obviously '''BLUBY:''' probably monsanto '''BLUBY:''' i am so liberal and cool and ''college''</blockquote>

''{Cut to 20X6 Field, Anthruseus is standing there, striking poses}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' Oh yeah! No one can defeat me! I'm strong!

''{Cheatball bounces in}''

'''CHEATBALL:''' Cheatball! ''{explodes}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' ''{flying away}'' AAAAAH!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' WHAT A RANDOM THING TO HAVE HAPPEN!! ''YOW!''</blockquote>

''{Cheatball reappears. 1-Up walks onscreen}''

'''1-UP:''' Hey Cheatball, Did that white furry guy have any pudding? I lost my pudding. I want pudding.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' can i commit genocide against one person '''SKUB:''' I think the Geneva Convention'll look the other way.</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Finally, I would still be in that alliance, but then take over the whole world, and I would be cyborg-ish, and less annoying.

''{Cut to Overlord T's fortress, where he is sitting in a chair}''

'''OVERLORD T:''' Anthru-borg, get me a prawn shake!

'''ANTHRU-BORG''' Oh, all right. ''{flies offscreen, comes back}''

'''OVERLORD T:''' Good! Get me another!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''heh''</blockquote>

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Bubs. All my variations. Though I didn't really like my Old-Timey version...Ah well, Homestar's an idiot and you can't change that. ''{The Paper comes down, reading "Click here to email Aruseus."}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' click where? i need to email him RIGHT NOW</blockquote>

''{After about 5 seconds, Aruseus will say something}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{under his breath}'' Polka...ew...

=== Easter Eggs ===
*Click on "variations" to see a cutscene.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' if you haven't suffered enough</blockquote>

''{Cut to a Computer in 20X6, Anthruseus is answering an email}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Bob, back then I was probably be a little taller, and I

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' had my very own hex code for the color of the tip of my penis</blockquote>

answered emails!

''{Zooms out, Stinkoman is standing next to Anthruseus}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Get off of MY computer!

''{Cut back to Present-day Computer Room}''

*Click on "Bubs" to see another cutscene.

''{Cut to the Field, Aruseus is in a crawl position, straining, while Bubs is sitting on his back}''

'''BUBS:''' Move you stupid pile of crap!

''{Aruseus collapses, Cut back to Computer Room}''

=== Fun Facts ===

*Sidekick Bob is from Tampo Emails.
*The scene with Anthru-borg is similar to the easter egg in Not-So Zippy Email "massive fail" with Mr. Cradgage and Pyro.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' there you have it folks. stone cold evidence associating skub with the phrase "massive fail" '''SKUB:''' No SHIT WHAT I FORGOT HOW BIG OF A TIE I HAD WITH THIS STUPID THING '''NACHOMAN:''' so... we'll see ''more'' references to your old shit? '''SKUB:''' Oh dear Christ let this be the only one.</blockquote>

*In the easter egg, Anthruseus mentions his present day form.
*The E-mail song is a parody of the Numa Numa Song.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh so it was even worse than I thought! Way to open up strong, you... you shit.</blockquote>

*The Coach Z bird flying in is a reference to Summer Short Shorts.

Talk:RiffText/TheBluebryShow/8

2012-01-03T06:39:15Z

Bluebry: yup

i actually did own a mazda

i really dont care if you bitch because these things were godawful {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 06:39, 3 January 2012 (UTC)

Talk:RiffText/TheBluebryShow/6

2012-01-03T06:34:39Z

Bluebry: Created page with 'i am reading this and while i am not offended, this is not meant to mock im a bell, this actually happened. they were very loud and a bit rude (also my age at the time so i can b...'

i am reading this and while i am not offended, this is not meant to mock im a bell, this actually happened. they were very loud and a bit rude (also my age at the time so i can be offended) {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 06:34, 3 January 2012 (UTC)

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails

2012-01-03T06:25:44Z

Bluebry: /* Aruseus Emails */ sup BROS

=Opening Comments=
''{Open to Chwoka on the town, driving in a T-Bird, bitches draped over his arms.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' YEAH FUCK YOU I'M POP STAR KING OF POP!!!

''{Cut to the MFT3K Place. Where is that? Who cares}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm bored. I want to riff something because I'm bored.

'''BLUBY:''' tell me about it

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh! Hey, Zarel Emails had like 10 that we didn't do! Maybe we can go back and do those?

'''BLUBY:''' i ain't in the mood for yellow dragon action

''{Suddenly, Skub enters with a tower of VHS tapes in a wagon.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''I FOUND A FUCKIN GOLDMINE''

'''NACHOMAN:''' What, the new Zarel Emails?

'''SKUB:''' ... Close.

''{Skub takes a VHS from the top of the mountain, careful not to topple it. He shows the tape to his friends who suddenly scream in horror.}''

'''SKUB:''' Yes! ''YEEEEEEES!''

''{Skub turns to the viewer and holds the tape up to them.}''

'''SKUB:''' BEFORE THERE WAS ZAREL THERE WAS

=Aruseus Emails=
[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|center|[[WUW:Fanstuff of the Fortnight|Fanstuff of the Fortnight]], August 1, 2008]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I don't see why we'd riff something of such upstanding quality. Have you seen his award? If not, let me just toss it in your face the second you load the page. '''SKUB:''' Well the problem ''can't'' be that people can't vote for shit! The vox populi always chooses right. '''CHWOKA:''' I won this award for MFT3K back when it only had four pages. It's not that much of an accomplishment.</blockquote>

{{profanity}}

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' and really disturbing crap like splitting bodies and vore. can we get a warning for that? '''SKUB:''' Nah we can deal.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
[[Image:Aruseusbanner.PNG]]
[[/???|?]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'd link that but it's a shitty mspaint picture. So let's not bother.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

==Computers==
===Season 1===

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the best fan fictions are the ones that treat themselves like television shows '''SKUB:''' But but but Coach Z Emails :( '''CHWOKA:''' But but but SHUT UP.</blockquote>

==== Lappy 486 ====
Emails: 1 - 9

This is Aruseus' first computer. It comes with e-mail function and good graphics. 5-minute battery life! Yay!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Lappy's Interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's a good thing he rendered this, otherwise we wouldn't know this obscure laptop that is presumably from this cartoon and this one alone. '''CHWOKA:''' also since when is the lappy gray '''BLUBY:''' AWW HELLA SWEET NITPICK BRO '''CHWOKA:''' YOU KNOW IT ''{Bluby and Chwoka ""plank""}''</blockquote>

Unfortunately, the Lappy died in email 9, due to an overload of E's.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' don't do club drugs '''BLUBY:''' always know your dealer</blockquote>

==== T-Comp 400X ====
Email: 10, 45

Tom's computer. Can check emails.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' What, no backstory? What about the T-Comp's struggle with alcoholism leading up to a failed suicide? And then he gets eaten by a giant dragon? '''BLUBY:''' my iphone is more powerful than this computer and its a cheap knockoff i bought at a gas station '''BLUBY:''' although it can only check emails when you plug it into the phone jack and dial in</blockquote>

<blockquote class="tcomp400x">
The T-Comp's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

The T-Comp 400X died in email 45, when Aruseus tries to re-install Alpha Stan using an infected disc.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' it was all moldy and eww</blockquote>

==== Intell 600 ====
Emails: 11-19 1/2, 25-30

This is Aruseus' second computer. It is better than the first but works the same.

<blockquote class="aruseus">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Intell's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Sadly, the Intell 600 got hammered

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' fuckin' HAMMERED</blockquote>

after getting a virus.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Geek Squad does fast work.</blockquote>

==== Fang's NightPilot ====
Emails: 19 1/2 - 23

Aruseus goes on vacation and leaves Fang to run his email show. Fang checks Aruseus' email on this.

<blockquote class="aruseusfang">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The NightPilot's interface looks like

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' shit. '''NACHOMAN:'''my favorite computers are the ones where you have to lean back a little to read the screen</blockquote>

this.
</blockquote>

Fang died, so the NightPilot was sold on eStrong.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Where's my spoiler alert you crotchtree</blockquote>

===Season 2===
==== A-Tech 950 ====
Emails: 31-38, 40-45

Aruseus' third computer, bought after the Intell got hammer'd.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' BUT DOES IT HAVE EMAIL FUNCTION?! I DON'T KNOW, IT DOESN'T SAY '''BLUBY:''' but what does the in'''terface look lIKE'''</blockquote>

==== Taily 400 ====
Email: 39

This is Kyubii's computer.

<blockquote class="kyubii">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Taily's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' creative</blockquote>

===Season 3===

==== E-Mach 1000 ====

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' finally, a good fast computer.</blockquote>

Emails: 45 1/2-85

This is Aruseus' 4th computer. Yet again, it's another laptop.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' i am so fucking TIRED of all this PORTABILITY i am going to eat myself BLIND and walk around with not my LEGS but a SEGWAY. '''CHWOKA:''' a broken one because seriously: PORTABILITY.</blockquote>

It technically came in Season 2, but it's back for

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' <big>REVENGE</big></blockquote>

more.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' more <big>REVENGE</big></blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The E-Mach's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Aruseus blew the E-Mach up somehow in a fit of rage.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' How do you... not... know how?</blockquote>

==== SkyPod ====
Emails: 86 - ?

The SkyPod is a white PDA that Aruseus recieved from Sky Shaymin.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' the only dudes i know named sky are also in porns</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The SkyPod's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

==Scroll Button Songs==
101-105: Checkin emails from college...send me your questions and I'll answer theeeem!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' what an awesome song</blockquote>

100: Well, I'm off to college. Happy 100th email everyone.

91-99: INSERT SCROLL BUTTON SONG HERE.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh, come on! Even ''I'' was ingenious enough to write Coach Z email raps for all my Coach Z Emails. Which was like... eight.</blockquote>

90: Home...I'm scrollin' at home again...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Honey I Scrolled The Kids</blockquote>

86-89: Well, Shaymin sent me the SkyPod, Fang's joined us, could it get any better down here?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Only if you get forest fire murdered! '''CHWOKA:''' they can't trace a fire when you BURN ALL THE EVIDENCE</blockquote>

76-85: Blue skies, white sand,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' green grass, high tides ''{pavlovian vomit orgy}''</blockquote>

seizure-inducing arcade games, I'm down the shore!

71-75: Hoo! Hah! Huh! I'm back in white! Don't start a fight! Trust me everything's gonna be alright!

70: I'm going to the Wiki User Wiki. Meet me there!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'll go out of my way ''not'' to!</blockquote>

61-69: Aruseus Emails. Where there's smoke, they pinch back!

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{we haven't even got to the emails and skub is already having a vomit seizure}'' ''{NOT TRUE i'm only pissing all over my pants}'' ''{im into that - bluby;)}''</blockquote>

60: Ooh. Scrolling on Decemberween.

56-59: I love all my emails. I love scroll buttons more!

55: Gonna scroooooooll...check emails...and save the world.

51-54: Livin' large with scroll buttons...

50: Yay for 50 emails! This one's animated. ''{scrolls arrow over "demented"}''

48: Woah! One email over Tampo!

46-47, 49: A-scrolla scrolla. Skuk-Skuh-Skuh-roll buttons.

45 1/2: Check-check-check it out! The E-Mach is here!

45: ''{sigh}'' Still trying to find one... ''{there is no computer, but a note with the email titles}''

38-44: ''{rapping}'' Kids don't play wit 2 many scroll buttons! C'mon C'mon!

37: ARUSEUS EMAILS IS THE FCE WITH THE MOST EMAILS! WAH-HOH! Take THAT, NeoStinkoman!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' HEADLINE: NEOSTINKOMAN COMMITS SHOTGUN SUICIDE AFTER BEING SURPASSED IN AMOUNT OF EMAILS</blockquote>

34-36: Email is shweet! Email is awexome! So is scrolling too!

31-33: Yet again, another new compy.

26-30: ARGBLBLBLBLBL............email is cool.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' please stop being alive</blockquote>

25: This scroll song goes out to my 25th email!

20-24: ''{The Intell 600 sits on the desk with a note saying, "Aruseus is on vacation. He has left Fang to run his show."}''

*Wait 10 seconds and Foxx will walk by.

'''FOXX:''' ''{reads note}'' This cannot end well. ''{leaves}''

14-19: Emails can be awesome, but some just aren't.

11-13: Ahahaha!!! A new computer! A new scroll button too!

9-10: *sigh* I'll miss you, Lappy 486!

6-9: Ooh. Scrolly...and buttony.

1-6: I don't have a sroll button, cuz I just STARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

==Page Titles==

'''Lappy 486!''' (1-8)

'''Farewell, Lappy.''' (9)

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' pour one out for lost homies</blockquote>

'''T-Comp 400X!!!''' (10)

'''Lappy 486? Nope.''' (11)

'''Intell 600!''' (12-19) (24-29)

'''NightPilot Time!''' (191/2-23)

'''?!006 lletnI''' (30)

'''No more Intell, I'm afraid.''' (31)

'''A-Tech 950!''' (32-38) (41-44)

'''A-Tech 950 is a little broke now.''' (39)

'''A-Tech rides again!''' (40)

'''A-Tech 950!? Alpha Stan!? T-Comp 400X!? What's going on!?''' (45)

'''A-Tech 950 Replaced''' (451/2)

'''E-Mach 1000!''' (46-70)

'''The new age of Arumail!''' (71-84)

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' this is the dawning of the aaaaage of aquarius</blockquote>

'''Action 52 SUCKS!''' (85)

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' take a diarrhea dump in my ear am i right guys '''SKUB:''' I'd rather have a lava dog take a diarrhea dump everywhere than read THESE emails</blockquote>

'''SkyPod!''' (86-?)

==Emails and stuff!==

Big emails, meaing ones with epic battles or serious stuff, are italicised.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i can only hope there's plenty of those '''SKUB:''' Does it note how many buildings are smashed/how many pop starlets are TOTALLY KILLED BECAUSE THEYRE NOT AS GOOD AS FUCKIN AWESOME KORN</blockquote>

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe menu</div>
Emails 
Season 1: The Epic Beginning 
 
1. [[/variations|variations]] 
2. [[/jlammy|jlammy]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh get jackhammer fucked.</blockquote>
3. [[/band|band]] 
4. [[/worst thing|worst thing]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh look, it just links back to this page ''{burn}''</blockquote>
5. [[/catchphrase|catchphrase]] 
6. [[/blorf|blorf]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' looks like aruseus is going to check his email... too bad all he'll be checking today is a load of BLAM! '''SKUB:''' Yow</blockquote>
7. [[/adventure|adventure]] 
8. [[/cereal|cereal]] 
9. [[/lappyend|lappy's end???]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I give the next computer two emails tops.</blockquote>
10. [[/jokes|jokes]] 
11. [[/shoe|shoe]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' shoe</blockquote>
12. [[/video game|video game]] 
13. [[/news|news progrum]] 
14. [[/nemesis|nemesis]] 
15. [[/evil|evil]] 
16. [[/tripleemail|triple mail!]] 
17. [[/aot|aruseus of town]] 
18. [[/oddities|oddities]] 
19. [[/funny|funny stuff]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I wonder if this link even ''works''</blockquote>
20. [[/japanese cartoon|Japanese cartoon]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' can't wait for this gem</blockquote>
21. [[/bluefeet|blue feet]] 
22. [[/world's end|world's end]] 
23. [[/music video|music video]] 
24. ''[[/death|death]]'' 
<blockquote class="mft3k">''{cheering is heard from all four riffers}'' </blockquote>
25. [[/kyubii|kyubii]] - pic included 
26. [[/crapmail|crapmail]] 
27. [[/hatefang|hatred of fang]] 
28. [[/movie|movie]] 
29. [[/tripleemail2|triple mail part deuce]] 
30. ''[[/virus|virus]]'' 
 
Season 2: Viruses Won't Stop The Aruman 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' But A Crossbow Will</blockquote>
 
31. [[/letter|made-up letter]] 
32. [[/timemachine|time machine]] 
33. [[/squids|squids]] 
34. ''[[/kraxario|The Legend of Kraxario: A Trip to 30X2]]'' 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Uncle Kraxario was okay but Follow Me gets old after a while</blockquote>
35. [[/danestar|danestar]] 
36. [[/puppetshow|puppet show ideas]] 
37. [[/tripleemail3|triple mail three]] 
38. [[/plates|plates]] 
39. [[/differentbody|different body]] 
40. [[/pvsf|Pter Vs. Fang]] 
41. [[/coffee|coffee]] 
42. [[/moviecritcs|movie critics]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' HELLO IM THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEENWHEENWHEENWHEEN MY BABY VOICE IS ENDEARING AS SHIT</blockquote>
43. [[/horrormovies|horror movies]] 
44. [[/tripleemail4|triple mail four]] 
45. ''[[/virus2|Virus Reloaded]]'' 
46. [[/boredom|boredom]] 
47. [[/random|randomocity]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">''{bluebry throws a pie in chwoka's face and chwoka licks it up with a very big tongue}'' '''CHWOKA:''' mmm, almost as good as tacos!! </blockquote>
48. [[/tripleemail5|the 5th triplemail]] 
49. [[/killer|Killer Riolu]] 
50. [http://tinyurl.com/2cazub demented] <- download it to watch it. 
51. [[/summer|summer plans]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' constant masturbation</blockquote>
52. [[/biketheif|bike theif]] 
53. [[/gaming|systems of gaming]] 
54. [[/skewl|school daze]] 
55. ''[[/ultimatum|ultimatum]]'' 
56. [[/inboxclean|inbox cleaning]] 
57. [[/slumber|slumber party times]] <- Badstar doin this one 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh fucking no '''BLUBY:''' i bet they have pillow fights and compare bodies and kiss</blockquote>
58. [[/movienight|movie night]] 
59. [[/pizza|pizza joint]] 
60. [[/decemberween|decemberween TV]] 
61. [[/yotw|year of the wolf]] 
62. [[/triplets|triplet care]] 
63. [[/tahu|tahu]] 
64. [[/star|starring aruseus]] 
65. [[/kilroy|Kilroy]] 
66. [[/amongbrawlers|Among the Brawlers]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''i love smash bros brawl more than i love muscly dragons splitting themselves apart and god knows i love that''</blockquote>
67. [[/manyq|Many Questions, and a Long Email]] 
68. [[/stuff|I'll grab my stuff!]] 
69. [[/triplemail6|three emails for the sixth time]] 
70. ''[[/strike|The Strike]]'' 
 
Season 3: Ryan and the New Gang 
 
71. [[/IOU|IOU]] 
72. [[/yearbook|yearbooks]] 
73. [[/robbed|robbery]] 
74. [[/cleaning|end-of-spring cleaning]] 
75. ''[[/B4YS|Battle For Your Soul]]'' 
76. [[/fangmail|Fang's Email]] 
77. [[/summer2|summer 2008]] 
78. [[/lifeordeath|life or death?]] 
79. [[/court|OBJECTION!]] 
80. [[/deoxys|deoxys hunt]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh a pokemon crossover awesome cool fantastic</blockquote>
81. [[/theshow|le show]] 
82. [[/plans|dumb plans]] 
83. [[/football|It's A Football! I chisled it!]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">''{okay i'm throwing up now i'm throwing up into the air it's a geyser and i swallow it again and i throw up for infinity}''</blockquote>
84. [[/pokemans|pokemanz]] 
85. [[/action52|action 52]] 
86. [[/girlfriend|girlfriend]] 
87. [[/wolfstarter|Wolf's Pokemon]] 
88. [[/tragedies|tragedies]] 
89. [[/airman|Airman?]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''I WONDER IF THIS MOTHERFUCKER CAN BEAT AIR MAN BECAUSE I HEARD AIR MAN IS UNSTOPPABLE EXCUSE ME, ''EIYA MAN GA TAOSENAI'''''</blockquote>
90. [[/homecoming|homecoming]] 
91. [[/magictricks|magic trickery]] 
92. [[/asianfoods|asian foods]] 
93. [[/questing|questing]] 
94. [[/ib2|inbox cleaning 2]] 
95. [[/birthday|birthday]] 
96. [[/grandpa|grandpa]] 
97. [[/brother|Lucas' brother?!]] 
98. [[/megaman|Megaman]] 
99. [[/triplemail7|Guess what this is number seven]] 
100.[[/media|media]] 
 
Season 4: Aruseus University 
 
101.[[/bts|Back To School?!]] 
102.[[/summercamp|summer camp]] 
103.''[[/msw|murder she wrote]]'' 
104.''[[/Badstar5|murder she wrote 2: courtroom drama]]'' 
105.''[[/msw3|murder she wrote 3: the return]]'' 
106.[[/gender|gender swap]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' why</blockquote>
107.[[/spring|spring break]] 
108.[[/moreq|more effing questions]] 
109.[[/vore|vore fest]] <- new 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' '''''why'''''</blockquote>
110.''[[/armageddon|armageddon]]'' <- Oh ''{bleep}''. 

 
Not Quite Emails

19 1/2: [[/vacation|vacation]] - Aruseus goes on vacation until after email 24 and entrusts Fang with his email show. 
36 1/2: [[/mostemails|most emails]] - Aruseus' show becomes the show with the most emails! 
45 1/2: [[/newcompy|new compy]] - Aruseus gets a new computer. 
68 1/2: [[/brawl|Brawling]] - Aruseus waits for SSBB. 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' sounds exciting!!!</blockquote>
74 1/2: [[/snaps|Brawling 2]] - Aruseus shows us some snapshots in Fan Costumes 'X6 Style. 
105 1/2: [[/baby|Baby]] - The chops have been busted. The ripoff artist gets ripped off. {{Well}} 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' i am the ourobouros of throwing up</blockquote>
107 1/2: [[/110preview|armageddon preview]] - Get a look at the next upcoming email. 
RINGER Music Vids NEW! 
 
1. [[/ProgrammmedToFight|Programmed to Fight]] - Programmed to Fight is a song done by The Megas. It is a remake of the music of CrashMan's stage in MM2, with added words.

{{User:Cyrus/sig}}

Other Stuff

*[[/runninggags|Running Gags]]

</blockquote>

==Rock Opera of sorts==

Includes some Not Quites and Bonus Emails.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Rock opera in progress</div>
[[Aruseus Emails/variations|How]]
[[Aruseus Emails/jlammy|can't]]
[[Aruseus Emails/band|we]]
[[Aruseus Emails/worst thing|surprise]]
[[Aruseus Emails/catchphrase|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/blorf|date]]
[[Aruseus Emails/adventure|down]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cereal|Bluecubes]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lappyend|error]]?
[[Aruseus Emails/jokes|Sweet]]
[[Aruseus Emails/shoe|carp!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/video game|Watch]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ehp i'm dry i'm gonna stop by the snack cart</blockquote>

[[Aruseus Emails/news|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/nemesis|potato]]
[[Aruseus Emails/evil|kick]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail|me,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/aot|untill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/oddities|''I'']]
[[Aruseus Emails/funny|fall]]
[[Aruseus Emails/vacation|away!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/japanese cartoon|Robot]]
[[Aruseus Emails/bluefeet|friends]]
[[Aruseus Emails/world's end|Suudsu]]
[[Aruseus Emails/music video|butt]]
[[Aruseus Emails/death|Laser]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kyubii|bust.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/crapmail|YEAH!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/hatefang|Hear]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movie|plans,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail2|Astromund,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus|there]]
[[Aruseus Emails/letter|obey]]
[[Aruseus Emails/timemachine|floats]]
[[Aruseus Emails/squids|Roundy-man.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kraxario|Father]]
[[Aruseus Emails/danestar|comedy]]
[[Aruseus Emails/puppetshow|sky-high]]
[[Aruseus Emails/mostemails|drive]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail3|kids]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plates|fiery]]
[[Aruseus Emails/differentbody|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pvsf|kicking]]
[[Aruseus Emails/coffee|walls.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/moviecritcs|Whatever]]
[[Aruseus Emails/horrormovies|horrific]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail4|aerodynamic]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus2|peas]]
[[Aruseus Emails/newcompy|used]]
[[Aruseus Emails/boredom|brew]]
[[Aruseus Emails/random|forces]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail5|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/killer|kill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/demented|your]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer|BROTHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/biketheif|Painful]]
[[Aruseus Emails/gaming|Chimp-icide]]
[[Aruseus Emails/skewl|choco-choco-chip!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ultimatum|Best]]
[[Aruseus Emails/inboxclean|chewing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/slumber|be]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movienight|suckiest]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pizza|dish,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/decemberween|Y'all!]]
Algernon solo!
[[Aruseus Emails/yotw|
BLEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRFFFFFF!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplets|Brawlers]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tahu|add]]
[[Aruseus Emails/star|ein]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kilroy|Aura]]
[[Aruseus Emails/amongbrawlers|housebroken]]
[[Aruseus Emails/manyq|fairy.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/stuff|WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail6|STARSTORM!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/strike|Sorry.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/IOU|Bendy straw]]
[[Aruseus Emails/yearbook|runner-up]]
[[Aruseus Emails/robbed|ponder.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cleaning|Ow! Oof! Orf!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/B4YS|Skidoosh.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/fangmail|WUT?!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer2|Mario]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lifeordeath|flat]]
[[Aruseus Emails/court|bailed]]
[[Aruseus Emails/deoxys|cookie...]]
[[Aruseus Emails/theshow|Parker!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plans|Dangerous]]
[[Aruseus Emails/football|landing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pokemans|Pokemon]]
[[Aruseus Emails/action52|scares]]
[[Aruseus Emails/girlfriend|breath]]
[[Aruseus Emails/wolfstarter|Mudkip]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tragedies|method.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/airman|EEP.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/homecoming|Just]]
[[Aruseus Emails/magictricks|beef]]
[[Aruseus Emails/asianfoods|purely]]
[[Aruseus Emails/questing|gotten over]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ib2|trashed.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/birthday|YAHOO!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/grandpa|Grizzled]]
[[Aruseus Emails/brother|GREYSKULL!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/megaman|Doughnuts?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail7|HA!]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'm back what did I miss</blockquote>

[[Aruseus Emails/media|Okkusenman! Okkusenman!]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Skub erupts into a krakatoa, like literally he shoots lava everywhere}''</blockquote>

[[Aruseus Emails/bts|Live on...right?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summercamp|Total]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw|sleuths!]]
[[Objection!/Badstar5|GOTCHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw3|Shinguard]]

'''STILL IN PROGRESS'''

</blockquote>

==Inbox==

Want to email him?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' you know it</blockquote>

Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]].

{{FotF Icon}}

=Closing Comments=

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/who

2012-01-03T06:00:31Z

Bluebry: /* Bluebry */ sup homies

__NoToC__
== Chwoka ==

'''Chwoka''' is the co-creator of MFT3K, along with The Mu. His riffs rely on either abusing ambiguity of words, inserting things where none previously were, references to things nobody's heard of but he, and sometimes just plain old off-the-wall weird.

== Skub ==

'''Skub''' gets to bold his name because he's the best one. Skub's riffing style varies--usually he just makes jokes at the author's expense or the character's expense, relying solely on their negative traits because he's a ''big dumb bully''. Sometimes he gets very mad and starts yelling and that's when you have to go back to your room.

== Bluebry ==
'''bluby''' has sensual blue eyes and enjoys driving bmws. when he is not in college he enjoys being a spoiled middle-upper class-kid and ""people watching""

he considers the c-class to be a "poor's merc" and is definitely an s-class-or-nothing-man.

he smokes cigars but only when he doesnt have to buy them

== NachoMan ==
<Chwoka> hey nachoman wanna write for mft
<NachoMe> sure
<Chwoka> cool beans

'''NachoMan''' is decent I guess and is just like "aw man this guy is a pretty bad writer that's the joke". there's nothing wrong with salad but if you eat too much you'll get a tummyache

== Dinoshaur ==

'''Dinoshaur''' just wants you to know that Limerick is an awful place.

''you'll probably get hurt''

== Brooksie ==
can i be in this

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Space-Aged Stupidity/eps/3

2011-04-16T18:39:55Z

Bluebry: riff

== Summary ==
The Apes plant what they want to.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' YEAH WE PLANT WHAT WE WANT FUCK YOU DAD</blockquote>

== Transcript ==
''{Cut to the meeting room. Userunknown is showing a slideshow}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' You know what fan fiction needed? More powerpoint presentations!</blockquote>

'''USERUNKNOWN:''' So, the apes of garden are led by Hairy Potter.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' hhaha volmdeomrt you don't haf a nose >:D</blockquote>

I believe that they have been stealing entire ecosystems. Any thoughts on this crisis?

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Why don't we just take back the ecosystems then burn their planet?

'''SUPERDUDE:''' Didn't you hear him say that they have the best defences in the known universe? We would be killed in seconds!

'''THE SPART:''' I couldn't care less about those dirty apes! They smell, have low hygiene, and even worse, THEY DON'T HAVE A FASHION SENSE!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I'M WEARING STRETCH PANTS</blockquote>

Us Felis-Cheatians are much more stylistic than them.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' fedoras are the height of fashion</blockquote>

'''USERUNKNOWN:''' Shutup. You are a cat, you can not talk!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' that would be just ''too crazy''</blockquote>

'''THE SPART:''' Not just a cat. A Cat Cheat Hybrid Species. I was created by The original Spart, my ancestor, mating with a stray cat.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' that's illegal in the U.S.</blockquote>

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I owned the Spart.

'''USERUNKNOWN:''' ''{To The spart}'' Didn't need to know that, moving on. I suggest we send in a small strike team dressed up as female apes. ''{Note:they are like the ape from planet of the apes.}''

'''THE SPART:''' Wait? Transvestite Apes!? Excuse me, but I am not Tim Curry!

'''USERUNKNOWN:''' No. We are going to use that rabbit.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' am i the only one that has no idea what's happening</blockquote>

''{The camera pans right to show Bugs Bunny}''

'''BUGS BUNNY:'''Eh, what's up, spart?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' How the mighty have fallen.</blockquote>

'''THE SPART:''' ''{Whistles, then presses the Rabbit Eject button.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "which was conveniently there"</blockquote>

''Bugs Bunny is launched out into space.}'' Oops. Accident...

'''USERUNKNOWN:''' You have to get him back, or we dress you up like a female ape.

'''CHAOS:''' Good news, everyone! I got my nephew to help on the ship! He was at Space DeVry getting his diploma!

'''JOSEPH:''' Sorry it took so long for me to get here. So, what should I do?

''{K-Bot wobbles in. He has a disc labeled "ape_virus.exe" stuck in his disc drive.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{COMPUTER VOICE}'' ERROR. ERROR. VIRUS PROGRAM INITIATED. DOES NOT COMPUTE. ''{clicks}'' WEDIR. COMPUTE NOT IT DOES. PICKLE. NO ViRU''S'' ALLoWEd!?! MUSTN'T. ZBD. BElL i A'M. ''{normal}'' HELP ME! I went to explore the ape planet and they installed a virus program into my hard drive! The only way to stop this virus is to... ''{computer voice}'' LuiGI MAMa. ASSIMILATE MODE ACTIVATE. ''{Multiple guns appear all over K-Bots's body.}'' CLEANING MODE ACTIVATE. ''{K-bot's feet turn into soap brushes. One of the guns is replaced with a toilet brush.}'' GAMING MODE ACTIVATE. ''{K-Bot's eyes roll back and are replaced with a screen. NES controllers come out of his mouth. Super Mario Bros appears on the screen.}'' COMPUTE.

'''JOSEPH:''' I'll save me and some other people!

''{Joseph pulls out the disc and eats it.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' my hero</blockquote>

''{Ryan-X walks in}''

'''RYAN-X:''' WHAT is going on...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' dufe, thints guy is STONED out of his MIND he must bee TOKANG on a FLAT JOINT to be this HIGH.............</blockquote>

''{Cut to the opening. Fade in on the training room, where GR-01 and Userunknown are shooting moving targets. The words "Plant it on the Apes" fade in down the bottom, then fade back out.}''

'''GR-01:''' ''{gets one}'' 27, ''{gets another}'' 28, ''{gets another}'' 29...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' hey brooks, you know what's funnier than 24 '''BROOKSIE:''' what '''NACHOMAN:''' '''''25''''' </blockquote>

''{Sephiroth comes in. OOC: Oh yeah, I'm gonna do the Opening and Closing Theme to this soon.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hmm... Nice Accuracy. But, can you beat me? ''{Gets out a pistol, and shoots 200 targets in a minute.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' thats like three per second and impossible</blockquote>

''{GR-01, using speed and accuracy,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i would have never guessed</blockquote>

''gets 240 in a minute.}''

'''RYAN-X:''' That's nothing. ''{shoots 241 in a minute}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hmm.. You're challenging me. BEAT THIS! ''{Gets out a Musket, and shoots 1000 targets in 10 seconds.}'' The slowest gun, and the fastest time.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' that is like 100 per second and still impossible</blockquote>

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Reoving the disc won't work, the virus was downloaded into my system! The only way to stop it is to... ''{robot voice}'' ERROR. ERROR. THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hmm... Let me see. ''{Opens up K-Bot, and gets shocked.}'' Oww... The virus attacked me.. And short circuited my brain chip! ''{Sings the Red Dwarf theme.}'' Fun Fun Fun! In the sun sun sun!

''{Chaos walks in with a chip, and puts it in GR-01's back. He turns off, then turns back on and pops toast out.}''

'''CHAOS:''' I've decided to turn him into a toaster for now. I was hungry.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{open head catches fire}'' IEEEE! THE PAIN!!! ''{runs around screaming}''

'''CHAOS:''' Oh, Boy! I was going to convert K-Bot into a microwave so I could make smores, but that's better!

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{the laugh track plays, and everyone shrugs really hard}''</blockquote>

''{Chaos throws a rock at K-Bot, who falls down. He then begins to roast a marshmallow over his head.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{still burning}'' The fire eliminated the virus, but now I'm dented and burning. ''{a marshmallow falls into K-Bot's head}'' Great, now I'm dented and burning with a melty marshmallow in my head! I think the fire is melting my ''{computer voice}'' system. If this continues, my system will stop runnin...''{shuts down, fire goes out}''

'''USERUNKNOWN:''' That can't be good. Well, I'm going to fight some apes with Superdude.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' all of this is like if adhd wrote a "fan" fiction</blockquote>

''{Cuts to the planet. Userunknown and Superdude fighting apes}''

'''USERUNKNOWN:''' Wow. This is easy.

'''SUPERDUDE:''' Uh, sir? I can't hold these guys back. Can you get us some help?

''{Cut back to the ship. K-Bot is lying on the ground. The ship tilts, and he rolls into a computer. A wire attaches his hard drive to it. He reboots.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' What happened? Oh yeah, I caught fire and my hard drive melted. ''{notices wires}'' I guess the only thing keeping me alive is this computer. ''{sighs}'' Great.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' okay so this is a story line i legitimately like. i can honestly say that i hope they run with this</blockquote>

''{looks at computer}'' Wait, isn't this the main computer?

''{GIM2 walks over.}''

'''GIM2:''' Hello there. By the looks of it, you'll probably be needing repairs?

''{A voice is heard}''

'''VOICE:''' Sleep mode: Termanated.

''{After a few minutes CC walks out of a room}''

'''CC:''' Hey, did I miss something. Cause It sure feels like I do.

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{chwoka has a hitler seizure}''</blockquote>

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I caught fire and my hard drive melted. I somehow managed to bond with the main computer, and that brought my systems up. Unfortunately, the wires connecting me to the computer are very short, so if I move form this spot, I'll be disconnected and shut down. I need a new permanent hard drive, as well as some replacement parts to replace anything that is broken of burnt.

''{Chaos crams a new circuit board and chip inside, and K-Bot shoots out toast.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' why have a little drama when you can have toaster jokes, the epitome of comedy apparently</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' YAY! A SECOND TOASTER!

''{OOC:You CAN'T TALK when you're a toaster.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' welcome to obamas america</blockquote>

''{A spearer pops out of K-Bot's head.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{through speaker}'' I'M NOT A TOASTER YOU JERK!! If you remove the board and fix me, I'll use a special power and make all much toast you can eat with one of my special powers!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' wha '''BLUEBRY:''' i dont know either</blockquote>

''{Chaos rips off the speaker.}''

'''CHAOS:''' I needed one of these!

''{A second speaker pops up.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I hate you.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the feeling is mutual</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' Yeah, We hate you, Superdude!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i hate ''all of you''</blockquote>

''{K-Bot begins rapidly shooting flaming toast at Chaos, but he eats it all.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Delicious!

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Wait, I'm much more advanced than an ordinary robot, I can force any unwanted part of my system to shut down!

''{K-Bot shuts down the toaster card. The speaker retracts, and he stops shooting toast.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{normal}'' Now if you would just fix me, I'll make you as much toast as you want.

'''CHAOS:''' I'm good. I only made you a toaster because I was bored. I still have GR, who I've locked in a secret hiding place!

'''RYAN-X:''' What secret hiding place?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' you cant tell or its not a secret anymore duh!!!</blockquote>

''{Cut to inside a closet where GR-01 is still popping out toast. The closet is currently half full. Cut back.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Uh Ryan, can you fix me? I need a new hard drive, a new head panel,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ...a new personality</blockquote>

and a bunch of memory chips and wires.

'''RYAN-X:''' Ok, hold on... ''{flies off and comes back with the needed parts, fixes K-Bot}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' dufe I can't handle all this scientific</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' Now for the toaster installment! ''{plugs another toaster chip into Kirbychu.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' he's just got those laying around</blockquote>

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{ejects toaster chip}'' No thank you. ''{seals head so no new chips can be added, leaves}''

''{In the Room K-Bot is in, Chaos installs a Chip in him. He shoots out toast. He then ejects the chip.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I hate you. ''{leaves the ship}''

''{Toast starts seeping out from under a nearby door.}''

'''RYAN-X:''' What the?!

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Chaos hid a toast-shooting robot in the closet.

'''RYAN-X:''' Well tell Chaos to shut him off before I have to reference the worst thing ever.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' you can't make a reference to your own fan fiction</blockquote>

''{OOC: I don't hate Youtube Poop, but you'd think after 7000 years Ryan would hate it.}''

''{A bunch of lazers point to Ryan-X.}''

'''LAZER:''' Say it and die. ''{Points to a board of rules, in which one says "No Youtube Poop References.}''

''{OOC: In this time, anything mechanical has a personality, even the ship.}''

''{GIM2 walks over, opens the door where toast is seeping out, and a giant wave of toast floods over him.}''

'''GIM2:''' Oh my!

'''THESTICK:''' ''{Walking in}'' Hi! What goes on? I was asleep. Can someone tell me what happened while I was asleep?

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{in Ryan's voice}'' That's mama Luigi to you, Mario! ''{runs off}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' dicks everywhere</blockquote>

''{Cut back to Userunknown and Superdude on the planet. Userunknown is using his two-way radio}''

'''USERUNKNOWN:''' Why won't any one pick up? We can't hold the apes back forever!

'''SUPERDUDE:'''Try a diffrent channel or frequency!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i am like 99% sure those are the same thing</blockquote>

''{Userunknown shoots 20 apes and turns the 2-way radio back on.}''

'''USERUNKNOWN:''' This is Userunknown to ship, come in ship. I need backup now! I repeat, I need backup now! This is an order on priority code restricted! ''{occ:Restricted as in only very high ranking officers can use it, and it takes priority over all other orders.}''

''{TheStick picks up a radio}''

'''THESTICK:''' ''{Speaking into radio}'' Hello Userunknown! Do you need backup?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "No I was just joking when I asked for backup twice"</blockquote>

'''USERUNKNOWN:''' Yes!

'''THESTICK:''' Don't worry! I've planted a bomb in the center of the planet that will detonate in several hours!

''{Cut to the ship. JCM appears on the big screen.}''

'''JCM:''' What's the problem, men?

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Evil apes are stealing ecosystems, we're losing, I broke many times, one of our robots is flooding the ship with toast, the computer's slightly malfunctioning because I was using it to stay alive, ''{Chaos jams a toasgter card in K-Bot, K-Bot ejects it.}'' And Chaos is turning all the robots into toasters!

'''THE SPART:''' Apes? God. I hate those dirty apes!

'''JCM:''' ''{thinking}'' Hmm, apes = bananas and toast = bread. Banana bread! ''{talking}'' That reminds me, I haven't eaten breakfast yet! I'll be right back. ''{rolls offscreen}''

''{More toast starts slipping along the floor.}''

''{The Lazers start charging}''

'''RYAN-X:''' OH, GEE WIZ! I HOPE THESE LAZERS DON'T OWN ME!

''{The lazers fire at Ryan-X, charring him and his armour}''

'''RYAN-X:''' Well, I guess that's over with...

''{Ryan's robotic armour crumbles, leaving just Ryan's head and arms}''

'''RYAN-X:''' Aw crap.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Armor replacement mode, activate. ''{new robotic armor appears around Ryan}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' it just appears</blockquote>

'''LAZER:''' ''{In GlaDOS's Voice.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' hhhhhhhhhhhhhh</blockquote>

We have warned you. Next time you break the rules, you will be destroyed, and then there will be cake.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ''hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh''</blockquote>

''{Cut back to Userunknown and Superdude, still shooting apes}''

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''Oh, goo-WHAT!?!?!A BOMB!?!!?WE ARE ON THE PLANET AND WE CAN'T GET OFF!

''{A bomb is heard blowning up}''

'''SUPERDUDE:'''Uhh, sir?What was that?

''{They turn around and see a huge wall of fire slowly moving in their direction}''

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''''{Talking into the 2-way radio}''This is Userunknown to ship!Come in ship!The Stick put a bomb in the center of the planet and we're stuck on the planet!The bomb has gone off!I need evacuation now!This order is on priority code restricted!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "And thank God it is exploding so slowly!!"</blockquote>

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Warp mode activate.

''{Userunknown warps into the ship.}''

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''Uhhhh, what about Superdude?

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I think he was teleported into the bathroom.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' that's pretty wacky if I do say so myself</blockquote>

'''SEPHIROTH:''' He was. I had to plunge him out. ''{Pulls out Plunger.}''

''{OOC: Wrap this up, I'm gonna end the episode now.}''

''{The planet is seen exploding in the background}''

'''THE END'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' OR IS IT?</blockquote>

''{JCM walks onto the big screen with banana bread with a bite in it in hand.}''

'''JCM:''' Oh, you seem to have fixed it yourself. Continue on then. ''{leaves}''

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Space-Aged Stupidity/LeviathanX

2011-03-28T00:01:27Z

Bluebry: sfdsdsd

[[Image:Leviathan.png]]

The LeviathanX is one of the many ships that had left Earth to sustain further human (And other) life beyond Earth. The ship was designed to hold over 300,000 passengers, but due to a series of freak accidents, the number of passengers have dropped dramatically. One interesting feature is the ability to simulate deceased individuals in the form of Holograms, in which they have the same personality, memories, and everything, except for R@1ku.

== Map ==
[[File:LeviathanX Diagram.png]]

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Space-Aged Stupidity/Opening

2011-03-28T00:01:15Z

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==Season 1==
''Theme:Undecided(as of now)''

''{The Opening starts, with the LeviathanX, passing through a time portal, with a little tune playing, until it comes out, and finds itself in an intergalactic space war, in which it shows the inside, with Userunkown, and Superdude firing at them with the ships cannons, and destroying them all. The Camera pans, to the captains seat, with Sephiroth watching, with having a bowl of curry next to him. Chaos sneaks in, and takes a knife, and it follows him to his lab, and outside, you only see Chaos working on something. The camera moves even more, to a room, where it shows K-Bot on fire, and GR-01, GIM2-B4RD trying to put him out, with CC and Ryan-X there, looking confused. The camera moves to the Main Room again, where everyone is there, along with a few Wibbles, in which the Computer Screen turns on, to show Guffaw for a moment, and then JCM comes on, and gives a salute to the crew, then R@1ku shows up and shields Wade from bullets, in which it zooms out, outside the ship, and the ship flies away in hyperspeed, and the Logo shows. Unholy Tracy breaks out of the logo and flies after the ship}''

==Season 2==
''Theme:5 o' Clock World by The Vogues''

''{Sephiroth Yawns and wakes up. His bedroom door then opens up, and he emerges in his usual clothing, holding his Laptop. He walks by B's room, Ryan X's Room(which now says "VACANT" on it), K-Bot's Room, Tracy's TARDIS, and then heads down the stairs. As he enters the next floor, Wade, Tracy, and Chaos are all caught in a confrontation, in which they're fighting over Wade. Sephiroth steadily ignores them and notices B listening to the Beat-Em-Ups and drinking a cup of coffee, which Sephiroth takes from him while he has no idea that it happened. Sephiroth sits in his captain's chair and spins around in it, as the scene changes to the meeting room. Chaos has a new invention, while most of the other members of the present crew are watching the TV without Chaos knowing. Sephiroth shrugs and opens up his laptop, to discover he can't go on the internet. He closes the laptop, and now appears at the bar, a few bottles of empty beer beside him, while he's simultaneously drinking one. Sephiroth slouches down in a state of inebriation as the scene pans upward, and the logo appears.}''

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Space-Aged Stupidity/Characters

2011-03-28T00:01:04Z

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== Male ==
=== Good ===
*[[/Sephiroth|1st Captain Sephiroth of the LeviathanX]]
*[[/CC|No fancy title CC]]
*[[/JCM|Commander JCM]]
*[[/Ryan-X|Ryan-X]]
*[[/K-Bot HR'D|K-Bot HR'D]]
*[[/R@1ku|R@1ku, the robot.]]
*[[/Wade|Wade, Lackadaisical Lackey]]
*[[/Uncle Dergong|Uncle Dergong]]
*[[/Homestar Tiger|Homestar D. Tiger]]
*[[/Dumpy|Dumpy]]

=== Bad ===
*[[/Chaos|Doctor Chaosus Malifact, <s>Mad Scientist</s> Medical Doctor]]
*[[/GR-01|GR-01]]
*[[/Foxx|Foxx Model #3905]]
*[[/SETH-1-RO7H|SETH-1-RO7H]]
*[[/Herok|Herok The Third]]
*[[/Eko|Eko Vex]]
*[[/Vessy|Vesar Crios]]
*[[/Blue Meanies|Mr. Kite's Blue Meany Troupe]]

=== Neutral ===
*[[User:Userunknown/Charecters/Userunknown|1st Super Captain of awesome 1st class Userunknown of the soldiers''{A.K.A. Commander of the soldiers}'']]
*[[/GIM2-B4RD|GIM2-B4RD]]
*[[User:Userunknown/Charecters/Officer Superdude|Private 1st class Superdude''{A.K.A. Second lowest rank a soldier can have Superdude}'']]
*[[/The Spart|The Spart]] - Descendant of the Original.
*[[/Raiku|Raiku]] - The Original
*[[/UT|Lieutenant "Unholy" Tracy Bellstrom]]
*[[/THB|True Hollow Bell]]
*[[/Vic|Victor Bellstrom]]
*[[/Helpineedsomebodyhelpnotjustanybodyhelpyouknowineedsomeonehelp|The Beat-Em-Ups]]
*[[/Dave|Dave]]
*[[/majortom|Major Tom]]

==Female==
=== Good ===
*[[/Ali|Ali Barren]]

=== Bad ===
* [[/Vakkata|Vakkata Nox]]

=== Neutral ===
*[[/Shwoo|Shwoo]]

== Unknown ==
=== Good ===
*[[/Guffaw|Guffaw]]

=== Bad ===
*[[/The Yorg|The Yorg]]
*[[/Garlics|The Garlics]]
*[[/VegaXII|The Vegan]]
*[[/Herokians|The Herokians]]

=== Neutral ===
*[[/Wibbles|The Wibbles]]
*[[/Dwarfs|Space Dwarfs]]
*[[/Mongrels|Mongrels]]
*[[/Arlenians|The Arlenians]]
*[[/Fruit-lean|Fruit-lean]]
*[[/Humans|Humans]]

== The Author Universe ==
The Author Universe is the domain of the authors of SAS, who only appear to break the fourth wall and screw with the utter perception of the reality they're writing. The only people in the Author universe are Authors of SAS characters. They appear as they regularly would in reality, not as one of their characters.

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Space-Aged Stupidity/eps/special/2

2011-03-28T00:00:50Z

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== Summary ==
The classic story of The Wizard of Oz is adapted in sci-fi form in this special episode.

== Cast ==
*Unholy Tracy as Dorothy
*Wade as Toto
*B-621 as the Tin Man
*Homestar Tiger as the Lion
*Sephiroth as the Scarecrow
*Chaos as the Good Witch of the North
*Vakkata Nox as the Wicked Witch of the West
*JCM as The Wizard
*R@1ku as Uncle Henry/Mayor of the Holograms (Munchkins)

== Transcript ==
''{The episode starts with the opening credits, and then it cuts to a small planet with a large house on the top of it. The rest is farmland. Music is playing in the background. Unholy Tracy prances onscreen, with Wade running right behind him, with a band-aid on his head. UT trips on a rock and falls onto the ground. The music stops with a record scratch.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Ow. ''{gets up, and starts prancing again}''

''{the music continues}''

'''UNCLE R@1KU:''' TURN DOWN THAT RACKET

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' OKAY OKAY

''{UT pulls out an iPod, and throws it onto the ground. The iPod explodes, and the music stops}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' AUNTIE CEE AUNTIE CEE

''{cut to Uncle R@1ku and Chaos in a dress (Auntie Cee)}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' AUNTIE CEE LISTEN TO WHAT MISS NOX DID TO WADE-





'''CHAOS:'''...Why am I in a dress?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I dunno, but AUNTIE CEE! IT'S MISS NOX, SHE-

'''CHAOS:''' Shut up, Tracothy.


'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' WAAH

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Space-Aged Stupidity/eps/4

2011-03-27T23:59:49Z

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== Summary ==
Everyone discovers an empty planet, which is also a giant theme park.

== Transcript ==
''{Everyone is sleeping. The Spart wakes up, and sits in the captains seat.}''

'''THE SPART:''' I love it, when everyone is asleep. I get to pretend! ''{Presses button on chair. A Cup comes up, and pours coffee into it. K-Bot walks in and takes it.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{sips coffee}'' Thanks, Spart.

'''RYAN-X:''' ''{yawn}'' Hey, K-Bot, can you make me some of that coffee?

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Sure. ''{K-Bot uses a device in his head to make more coffee.}'' Milk or cream?

'''RYAN-X:''' Cream me.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{puts cream in the coffee}'' Here you go.

'''THE SPART:''' It's fun imitating the crew while they're asleep. Wait... K-Bot? You're a robot. Do you need to drink?

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Well I don't ''need'' to drink, but I'm so advanced in technology that eating and drinking not only won't hurt my system, I can also taste it. It's just a privilege.

'''THE SPART:''' Cool. Wait... Look at that! ''{Looks on Rader.}'' THEME PARK!!! ''{Wakes everyone up.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What?...

'''THE SPART:''' There's a theme park planet! Yay! ''{Drives Ship to the planet.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey! I'm captain!

'''THE SPART:''' I know, but you're slow.

'''CHAOS:''' I could give him a surgery to replace his muscles with super-fast nano-tronic sensors, increasing his speed almost 10-fold.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No way! Last surgery you gave me made me singing Disney songs for a week!

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Actually, I did that. ''{blushes}''

'''CHAOS:''' THOSE SONGS WERE COOL!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' In fact, it still happens... ''{BZZT!}'' ''{Singing.}'' Be our guest! Be our guest! 
Put our service to the test 
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie 
And we'll provide the rest 
Soup du jour 
Hot hors d'oeuvres 
Why, we only live to serve 
Try the grey stuff 
It's delicious! ''{BZZT!}'' Ohh...

'''CHAOS:''' So, K-Bot, ready for your tune up? ''{lifts up a stun gun and a laser rifle}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Singing again.}'' When you wish upon a star, it doesn't matter who you are....

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{hides behind GR-01}'' No, but GR-01 is! ''{runs off}''

'''GR-01:''' ''{to Chaos}'' Threat: Try it, and I'll use your bones for ammo.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Singing.}'' HEIGH HO! HEIGH HO! OFF TO WORK WE GO!!! ''{Chases K-Bot with a Pickaxe.}''

''{K-Bot bumps into Joseph, who throws him to Chaos. Chaos pulls out a screwdriver and opens up a panel in K-Bot, then hooks up the weapons and closes the panel.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Singing}'' You'll bring honour to us all!!

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Oh! ''That'' upgrade! Thanks!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Normal now.}'' Okay, Let's go to the planet now. I WANT EXCITEMENT DANGIT!

''{MEANWHILE ON THE THEME PARK PLANET...}''

''{A robot is wandering through the planet with cotton candy in his hand.}''

'''B-621:''' Ah, what a wonderful day here... I'm so glad I live here! ''{A door in his chest opens and he puts the cotton candy in. Various sounds are heard from inside the small door.}'' Mmm... cotton candy...

''{B-621 sees the LeviathanX approaching the planet.}''

'''B-621:''' What the...?

''{Cut back. Everyone comes in, to see it's empty.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whoa.. Ghost town. ''{Sees a piece of paper nailed to the door. He reads it.}'' "To anyone who is reading this: This park is abandoned. You can have it. I am done with it. -????" Cool! We own the planet!

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''I think that there is some thing here not of earthly origin.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hmm... You don't say...

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''So, who are you gonna call?

'''SUPERDUDE:'''My mom.

'''USERUNKOWN:''' No! Ghostbusters!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' The Ghostbusters are dead. The were ripped apart by Earth's Explosion, and their remains burnt. A few people on Earth Survived, and I can tell you the Tom Cruise, or the People from High School Musical weren't them. They died too.

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''Good.I hate those people.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I wonder if the machines still work? ''{turns on a cotton candy machine and makes everyone cotton candy}'' Cotton candy works! ''{gives everyone cotton candy}''

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''Good.Don't eat it yet, you should make sure it is safe to eat first.Me and Superdude found some weird readings on our radar, we're going to go check it out.''{Gets in the laser gun turrent of a hover craft and Superdude drives it away}''

'''GR-01:''' Statement: This cotton candy is useless since I have no eating apparatus.

'''GIM2:''' You're lucky. This stuff tastes bad anyway.

''{GIM2 opens a little compartment in his head and puts some cotton candy in his head. After he does so, his eyes start to flash colours.}''

'''GIM2:''' ''{slightly panicky}'' Uh oh, my memory banks failed to warn me that sugar makes my system malfunction.

''{GIM2's eyes turn yellow.}''

'''GIM2:''' ''{C3PO's voice}'' Uh oh! We're in danger! Artoo, fix me, FIX ME!!!

''{GIM2 dances around in a panic.}''

'''GR-01:''' ''{facepalms}'' Statement: Oh boy.

''{B-621 is spying from far away.}''

'''B-621:''' Who are they? Well whoever they are, they are trespassing in my home and eating my cotton candy! Two options are available. Option one: I talk to the newcomers and inform them that they are trespassing. Option two: I activate battle mode and destroy them all.

''{Small pause}''

'''B-621:''' Option two selected. ''{Hands turn into blasters. Rocket thrusters come out of the bottom of his feet. Flies up and flies toward them at an incredible speed.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Uh guys, ENEMY AT 3 O'CLOCK! BATTLE MODE ACTIVATE! ''{goes through same transformation as B-621}''

'''GIM2:''' Oh no! Don't destroy it! It might be ''{voice goes deeper}'' advanced... ''{normal voice}'' Ugh, I hate it when that happens.

''{GR-01 shoots B-621 with a electric pulse gun which disables him and B-621 falls down onto the ground deactivated.}''

'''GR-01:''' Statement: All too easy. ''{blows over the top of the pulse gun}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Actually, you are trespassing in OUR property. We own this place now. Now, for redesigning! ''{Gets out a toolkit, and goes to a random ride to redesign. An hour later, it is done, and it's a ride saying Sephiroth City.}''

''{Userunkown voice comes on over the radio}''

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''Get over here quick!You have to see this thing!

''{Everybody except for Chaos, who is fixing a random Merry-Go-Round goes over to Userunknown. You can see Chaos working in the background.}''

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''Shhh.Look.''{Points at a huge army of robots}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I just built that. It's a ride called "robot invasion".

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''No, the robot army behind that one.

''{Cut to a bunch of HK-47s.Cut back}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Reinforcements?

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''What?

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Never mind. KILL THEM!

''{The Robots Explode, after Sephiroth's Turret Cars shoot them.}''

''{A 10000000 more apper out of nowhere and explode when Userunknown and Superdude shoot them all}''

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''''{Shooting robots}''Where are they coming from?!?!

''{Cut to a little room where a middle-aged man is pressing random buttons.}''

'''MAN:''' Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

''{Cut back.}''

''{Userunknown is watching the episode on a laptop}''

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''We need to find a little room where a middle-aged man is pressing random buttons and going "Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!".

''{Zoom out, to see that Userunknown is in the same place as before.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' There is no middle aged man. In fact, that was only a robot. I looked at it, to find out that is part of the restraunt animatron robots. The reason why you think it's an army, is an illusion.

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''Weird... ''{ooc:Whats the plot and when does it end?}''

''{OOC: They find an Abandoned Fairground, and they redesign it. It ends later.}''

'''SUPERDUDE:'''Hey!Look!A shooting gallery!

''{Userunknown and Superdude shoot stuff at the shooting gallery}''

''{GIM2 walks over dazedly to a giant roller-coaster.}''

'''GIM2:''' This seems to be a giant roller-coaster. It seems to be broken in several places. ''{sighs}'' If only my programming was NOT to fix everything I come near.

''{Cut back to after the last episode where GR-01 is lying face down with the bit where all the toast was coming out of blocked with a giant shield of wood. Cut back.}''

'''GIM2:''' I should get started.

''{Cut to a montage of GIM2 fixing the roller-coaster with some of the other S-AS characters popping up in places and annoying him. When done, the roller-coaster is gleaming with a smooth metal frame with smooth metal tracks, looking like one of the best roller-coasters ever made.}''

'''GIM2:''' Wow. If only I could do something like that when I'm inactive! Who wants first ride?

''{Userunknown puts a bomb in the roller coasters first seat and turns the roller coaster on}''

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''Always wanted to do that!

''{GIM2's eyes turn red and a laser voips from them and pummels the bomb out of the seat into space. Afterwards, GIM2's eyes go back to normal.}''

'''GIM2:''' If you could please not do something like that again.

''{GR-01 hops into a seat, followed by Sephiroth, Ryan-X and some other guy.}''

'''GR-01:''' ''{to the other three}'' Condescending Query: I hope you didn't eat before going onto the ride?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I did, but I puked already, so I'm alright.

'''RYAN-X:''' I'm good.

'''CHAOS:''' Hey. Does anyone want to test my new ride?

''{Cut to a merry-go-round, rigged with razor blades, flamethrowers, glass jars, and exploding carousel horses.}''

'''CHAOS:''' It's safe, I '''''Swear!'''''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I'll try! ''{goes on the ride and comes back in 12 separate pieces}'' DON'T GO ON THAT DEATHTRAP!

''{Chas sweeps Kirbychu's 12 parts offscreen.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Oh, that was just a joke me and K-Bot made. So, go on it. '''NOW.'''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{whispering to Chaos}'' I'll force them on the ride if you fix me and give me $30.

'''CHAOS:''' $20.

'''USERUNKNOWN:'''$25.Wait... what are you talking about?

''{Sephiroth comes in.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Ooh! New ride! ''{Gets on Chaos' Ride. Cut back to Chaos, Userunknown, and K-Bot. They get splattered with red liquid. Sephiroth comes back in, all red.}'' IT BURST MY KETCHUP PACKETS!!! ''{Takes shirt off, and twists it, getting the ketchup out. He puts it back on.}'' Still, a good ride Chaos.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I'll take the 20 if you throw in a burger and a large fries.

'''GR-01:''' Statement: I don't know why, but I'm going on.

''{GR-01 goes on Chaos' ride and later comes back a wreck.}''

'''GR-01:''' Statement: That must've been the best ride ever! Though I think it'd be better used as a weapon of mass destruction.

''{GIM2 walks over to where GR-01 is and starts repairing him.}''

''{Sephiroth comes back in, and picks up a leg.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' That's where my leg was! .....Oh crap. ''{Falls over.}''

'''CHAOS:''' There's always Human Pinball to try.

''{Cut to little kids going into a machine. When the come out, they are completely round and are used in a game of pinball, being sliced in half by the stoppers and getting electrocuted when the hit things.}''

'''CHAOS:''' It's a ball of laughs. Mostly pains, but you can laugh if you don't get your vocal chords sliced in half.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Those Poor Alien Children!

'''CHAOS:''' Actually, they were paid actors.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Midget actors?

'''CHAOS:''' No. They were all kids. Just actors.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh. Well, they're dead now, so you could probably use their organs for your "Project".

'''CHAOS:''' Pfft. I can only used well-aged organs for that. I'll harvest these ones and sell them on the Black Market.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh. What is this "Project" for, anyway?

'''CHAOS:''' Making a new chain of fast food resteraunts! If McDonalds made it big with just human '''''Flesh''''', think of how much money '''Organs''' could rack in when you grind them into a delicious burger?

''{Flashforward! Cut to Chaos, on a high platform, dressed as a dictator, surrounded by fire. His minions are front of him as a giant army. Chaos laughs evilly, and takes a bite from an Organ Burger. Cut back.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Cool.

'''RYAN-X:''' ''{rides Chaos' deathtrap, comes back a little banged up}'' Wow...that was fun...WAH! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LEGS?!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Excuse me? I recall you having legs. Unless I was drunk every previous time I saw you.

'''CHAOS:''' I'm a little hammered myself every day.

'''RYAN-X:''' Wow...I got so smashed I couldn't think straight...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well... there's nothing much to stay here for.

''{End 'Sode.}''

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Space-Aged Stupidity/eps/5

2011-03-27T23:59:30Z

Bluebry: jgsgfdgdf

== Transcript ==
''{Sephiroth is standing at a door with a ribbon over it. He presses the button, and the door opens. He then cuts the ribbon.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I NOW DECLARE THE DANCING AND MUSIC ROOM, OPEN!!!

'''RYAN-X:''' This room will prove of no use to me, but if it must exist on this ship, it shall. I have also found an old Fully Operated Extreme Exterminator model and started it up.

'''FOXX:''' You will all fail at everything you do.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey! I'm the King of Disco!

'''RYAN-X:''' That's how you know he's working fine.

'''FOXX:''' Step aside, inferior being.

''{Foxx walks on to the dance floor and busts moves perfectly}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You're good. But you can't beat me! ''{Walks onto the platform, and uses the Jukebox to put a Disco Remix of Night on Bald Mountain. He then starts to do the [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1p2IxZA0U Saturday Night Fever dance scene].}''

''{An explosion is heard. Smoke pours into the room. The intercom comes on. K-Bot is on the line.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{over intercom}'' Uh guys, the microwave exploded and Ryan-X's bedroom is on fire. I could use some help. ''{ends}''

'''GIM2:''' ''{sighs}'' Guess I'll go then--

''{Sephiroth presses a button on the wall, and another button. The Sprinkler system goes off in Ryan-X's Bedroom.}''

'''GIM2:''' Never mind.

''{The intercom comes back on.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{over intercom}'' I forgot to mention, the explosion messed with some of the ship's wiring. ''{goes off}''

''{The sprinklers go off in the Music Room.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{walks in}'' I could really use some... woah, what is this, a theme? If so, ''{singing}'' I'm singin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain! What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again! ''{continues}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No, the ship's alright. I picked the "Singing in the Rain" feature. This works in all rooms. Watch! ''{Presses a button, and everyone starts to do Soulja Boy.}''Oh god no! ''{Shoots the button, destroying it. He then presses "Thriller".}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Also, the fire in Ryan's room is an electrical fire, so the water isn't doing anything.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Walks out of the room into Ryan's room. Some banging noises are heard, and Sephiroth comes back, covered in Fire Extinguisher stuff}'' The fire is out. If you say anything else, I will dismantle you, and transform you into an Xbox.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' We need a new microwave. I'll go buy one. ''{runs off}''

''{Chaos comes into the room with a microwave, and bumps into K-Bot.}''

'''CHAOS:''' OhmygodI'msosorry! Actually, I'm not. Seeing as how you're injured, I'll just have to tear you open and dissect you.

''{Ryan-X watched the whole thing with jaw dropped and eyes twitching}''

'''RYAN-X:''' WHAT.

'''GR-01:''' ''{snickers}'' Amused Statement: I have got to see this!

'''CHAOS:''' I should know what to do in this situation best. I DO have the G.E.D.

'''RYAN-X:''' YOU HAD BETTER FIX MY DAMN ROOM OR ELSE.

'''CHAOS:''' After I showcase my newest invention!

''{Cut to the Meeting Room.}''

'''CHAOS:''' My newest invention! The dead human Generator! ''{Puts the microwave on the table.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Does this invention mean you won't try to kill us for organs anymore?

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ...Or try to make me into a toaster constantly?

'''CHAOS:''' No, I'll still do all that jazz, but this device makes it easier to do my job! If you put any random object in, it'll come out as a whole dead body!

''{K-Bot walks off. He comes back with a burnt mattress and a burnt priceless vase.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Hey Ryan, did you want this vase or this mattress? ''{the vase crumbles into dust}'' Never mind. ''{eats the mattress}''

'''RYAN-X:''' I swear...you had better fix up my room, Chaos.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I sent the Dwarfbots to fix it.

'''CHAOS:''' Uh-oh.

'''B-621:''' ''{Enters}'' ...What am I doing here?

'''CHAOS:''' You're dead. ''{throws B-621 into the trash bin.}''

'''TAHU:''' ''{over intercom:}'' Hey juys. I'mma your new navigator, Tahu. Where do ya wanna go?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' We're not going anywhere yet. Unless there's anything on the radar. Is there?

'''TAHU:''' Actually, there is this place called Camelot. No, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place. How about Mobius? It was just discovered, and has yet to be populated. Sound good? ''{OOC: Can we introduce new characters along the way?}''

''{OOC: You can have 2 Fake Characters 2. I'll allow you to introduce some more, but only if they are Minor Reoccuring.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No, I've heard of it. The reason why it is unpopulated is due to it being a Nuclear Test facility.

'''GR-01:''' Evil Exclamation: Ooh, fun!

'''TAHU:''' Oh. Well that sucks. Well then, let's turn a-WOAH! ''{a huge blast shakes the ship}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh. That doesn't sound good. What is it?

'''TAHU:''' Looks like an... Uh oh. It's a nuke.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' STEER THE SHIP AWAY THEN!!!

'''TAHU:''' Okay, let me just... ''{pause}'' The Hyperspace drive is broke. Anyone able to fix a broken Hyperspace drive?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'll active the backup. ''{Presses a button, and a backup comes up.}'' There.

'''TAHU:''' kthxlol ''{blasts off}'' Everyone okay?

''{K-Bot is lying on the floor, shaking violently.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{malfunctioning}'' Lol kthxbai thx np omg plx noob! ZIPPITY DOO DA! IT'S OVER 9000! ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER! WEEGEE! CARMELLADANCEN! SUPER MARIO HYADAIN! JIBNEY! SUPER MARIO BROS Z! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. Blah. ''{rolls around the floor laughing}''

'''TAHU:''' I'll take that as a no. Well, Camelot it is, then. OK?

'''CHAOS:''' We won't be able to move anywhere in a few minutes.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Umm.... ''{Opens up K-Bot's Head, and puts an egg in it. A few minutes later, he opens it again, and puts the egg on the plate. The Egg is now fried.}'' What?!

'''CHAOS:''' Well, Ryan's Room holds the navigation matrix required to pilot the ship past a speed of 10 miles per hour. And I sorta...rigged the Dwarfbots to explode in...

''{A large explosion is heard.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Now. Well, Ryan needs a new room and we're stranded in the depths of space until I can fix it with Joseph's help. Who's up for a game of Poker?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No thanks. You cheat. And you also raise high stakes like, "If we lose me must give you our livers." So no.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{sneaks up behind Sephiroth}'' MUST EAT! ''{tackles seph, and begins chewing on his head}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh my. ''{Throws K-Bot off. It hits Chaos.}''

''{K-Bot shuts down, then reboots.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{dazed, but normal}'' Ugg, what happened? The last thing I remember is Seph turning on the back-up turbo drive.

'''CHAOS:''' I knew I was forgetting something!

''{Chaos opens up K-Bot and takes out the turbo-drive}''

'''CHAOS:''' Now I can go buy lunch!

''{A full English Breakfast falls out of K-Bot. Sephiroth catches it on a plate.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Breakfast is ready!

''{Cut to Chaos gorging out on re-heated pizza, burgers, cold french fries, and cake.}''

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Notices everyone with their food. Stops chewing. Resumes twice, then stops again}'' I pity you british folk. Eating fresh, small, healthy meals. That isn't the american way.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'm not British. I'm Canadian. THAT US THE STUNNING TRUTH I KNOW!!

'''CHAOS:''' Still not what a REAL man eats. ''{Eats a piece of cake}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' A real man, eh? ''{Rips off shirt to reveal massive pecs, and detailed chiselled muscles.}'' And you? ''{Points out Chaos's Gut.}''

'''CHAOS:''' You forget:

''{Chaos turns into Alphamon.}''

'''ALPHAMON:''' That.

''{Alphamon turns back.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What about this? ''{Turns into a Sky Dragon}'' Or this? ''{Turns into a golden egyptian dragon. He then turns back.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Well, I was man enough to be the only one brave enough to get my G.E.D. In biology and doctarte studies!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I've got a full education of Law, and I've also saved 1000 lives. I'm also a qualified Pilot, Captain, and Lovemaker!

'''CHAOS:''' I can kill whomever I want without care, I am a certified barber, dancer, smooth jazz musician, car builder, Elvis Impersonator, Deathknight, CEO of Burger King, and true inventor of Shrinky Dinks!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'm an Actor, Director, Dictator, Dancer, Mobster, Cartoon Character, and I traveled back in time to kill Hitler!

'''CHAOS:''' I have Nilla Wafers!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I KILLED MUFUSA.

'''CHAOS:''' I STILL HAVE NILLA WAFERS.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh. Dammit.

'''RYAN-X:''' FIX MY ROOM OR I'LL SNAP YOUR SPINE TO BITS AND CRUSH THE REST OF YOU TO A EXTREMELY BLOODY AND GORY PULP.

''{Sephiroth presses a button on his vest, and a large metal shell forms over him, leaving no holes, but one for his eyes.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Except for me, right?

'''RYAN-X:''' I was talking to the one responsible for the dwarfbots.

''{The Shell spouts out some arms, and picks up Chaos. It then puts him right in front of Ryan-X.}''

'''CHAOS:''' You can't kill me. Not only would it leave a plot hole next episode as I return, but I'm also immortal.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Don't worry, it isn't much of a plothole. Kenny did it all the time.

'''SUPERDUDE:'''''{Teleports in}'' So that's what the broken one did.I wonder where Userunknown went?

'''CHAOS:''' Let's take a vote: Who cares?

''{Nobody raises their hand.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Exactly.

'''RAIKU:''' I vote that we move it! There are aliens attacking the ship!!!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' WHO WENT INTO MY CABINET? THAT LSD IS MINE AND MINE ONLY!

'''CHAOS:'''...There are no Aliens attacking the ship, and moving a soldier we picked up in the middle of space and let board the ship and had them here for 2 episodes from where we can't find him will do nothing to help it. An I did. I figured I could use it for when I;m dissecting the remains of small children I found at the Amusement park planet.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What he said...

'''CHAOS:''' He's just an idiot. And how did all of these people get on the ship if they weren't here before?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' It's a big ship. In fact, we started off with a crew of 1000, remember? Most of them are dead. Because of all the accidents...

'''CHAOS:''' I swear Those girl scouts were injected with steroids before I experimented on them.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' They were Girl Scouts? They looked more like wrestlers.

'''CHAOS:''' Yes, that's what happens when you inject someone with steriods for the purpose of science-I MEAN THEY WERE GENETICALLY INJECTED WITH STERIODS DUE TO GENES OF GENEOLOGY.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wanna search through the lockers of all the dead crewmates?

'''CHAOS:''' Naw, we should really fix Ryan's room up.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright. By the way, most of his possessions were saved, as I was gonna paint it earlier anyway.

''{Chaos opens up the Door to Ryan's room. The Bed is blown in half, graffiti is written everywhere, there are mysterious piles of mold on the ground, and a large pole is sticking out of the ground.}''

'''CHAOS:''' I'm pretty sure this thing will need more than just a fresh coat of paint.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You don't say...

'''CHAOS:''' Go get my tools. THIS IS GOING TO GET EPIC.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I CAN DO IT!

''{K-Bot runs in the room and shuts the door. A few minutes later the door opens. The room is 100% fixed, and K-Bot is covered in grime.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Done.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Grime? Wha? ''{Goes into room, and poke the wall. It reveals to be made of grime.}'' What is this stuff?

'''CHAOS:''' Where's all my aged Human fat gone? ''{Chaos enters the room}'' Oh you guys can go to space hell.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' That's not human fat. ''{Tastes some, then spits it out.}'' Okay... this stuff is disgusting! ....Space Grime. Oh great.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' That's actually just a lot of mold, your fat is in the kitchen. I forgot to clean that wall. ''{cleans the grime off the wall}'' There we go! I'm gonna go wash myself off now... ''{walks off}''

'''SUPERDUDE:'''Anyone hear some thing?

''{A faint crash and yelling can be heard}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh god. What now? Did someone else die?

''{Suddenly, JCM comes in in his wheelchair.}''

'''JCM:''' Nothing to worry about, grandson. I just slipped on one of those banana peels you leave around. On that topic, you really need to clean your ship. It's hard for a man my age to get back in his wheelchair.

'''CHAOS:''' I can surgically replace your legs...or not...I could just take them...How's about it?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, I'm hiring janitors.

'''RYAN-X:''' Ok, you space hell-bringers. IS MY ROOM FIXED OR WH-

''{Ryan-X notices his room fixed, clean}''

'''RYAN-X:''' ''{stuttering, faints}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whoa.

'''CHAOS:''' Oh yeah, I neglected to mention, I made a model of Ryan's bedroom of or Sabre Hummus, but then I got bored, so I came back in here and fixed his room.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Right... Okay.. Oh yeah, didn't you want so show me this invention of yours? Something you said would make my job much easier?

''{The episode ends with suspenseful music.}''

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Space-Aged Stupidity/eps/6

2011-03-27T23:58:03Z

Bluebry: ewrwer

== Summary ==
In our first musical episode, Chaos creates a robotic Captain to take over Sephiroth.

== Transcript ==
''{Cut to Sephiroth and Chaos walking down a hallway.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' So.. about this invention..

'''CHAOS:''' Ah, yes. I've been reluctant to tell you about him for quite some time, you see, I've noticed that the ship has been a little...lackluster in terms of traveling, and I thought it may have been because the captain was too preoccupied to pilot it.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What are you trying to imply?

''{Chaos stops.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Sephiroth, meet Seth-1-R07H.

''{A robotic version of Sephiroth walks out of the shadows.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' BY SCIENCE!!! WHAT IS THAT THING?!

'''CHAOS:''' The future of...you.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What about the past!?

'''CHAOS:''' I'm talking to him right now. He has all of your thoughts, abilities, and tastes, and is designed SOLELY to pilot the ship, leaving you plenty of free time, because, he's basically relieved you of your duties.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Really? Awesome. I'm off to the bar. Good luck Robo Me.

'''CHAOS:''' Probably should have told him that I also programmed it to kill him. I think I wanna go get drunk, too.

''{Chaos runs off, to catch up with Seph. A door starts shaking. Unholy Tracy bursts out of it}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' FINALLY! Note to self; Find Ryan-X and beat him within an inch of his life for locking me in there. ''{runs off}''

''{Seth-1-R07H stays in place.}''

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Captain duty... READY. ''{Walks over to Captain's Quarters and Sits into the chair.}''

'''B-621:''' ''{Walks in}'' I have decided to change my ways! Thus, I shall now be your allie and we all can- umm... greetings?

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Scans B-621. Name. B-621. Affiliation: Ally. Personality Loading.... Oh, Hello! Welcome to the ship! I am Sephiroth! Glad to meet you!

'''B-621:''' ...Hello? ...Where is the earthling?

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Earthling? What are you talking about?

''{meanwhile, at the bar, Sephiroth and Chaos are drinking. Homestar tiger, the ship's janitor, is wiping the table.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Hey, Sephy, wanna know something?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yes?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I just had to put on a spacesuit and polish the windows from the ''outside.''

''{song}''

If you think your job is hard, 
Compare yourself to me 
Being a janitor is so dang hard, 
Being captain is easy.

''{end song}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' But I'm not captain anymore. I gave my job to... SETH-1-RO7H! ''{The TV Screen turns on, revealing a picture of Seth-1-RO7H with flashy music.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Gah. I hate robots. They're high maintenance, hard to figure out, you have to clean ''every last square centimeter of metal,'' ''{Looks angrily at Chaos}'' and usually, labor-saving robots end up killing someone. Would you like another round?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Lemme guess? You're were an opposer to the Robo Revolution 10 years ago, am I right?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Yes, and I watch movies. ''{Continues cleaning}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Movies? Who doesn't like them? That's one of my favourite things. ''{Music starts.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hiring Robots Just for cheap labour, 
Drinking fresh wine with lots of flavour, 
Smoking Cigars and making smoke rings, 
These are a few of my favorite things

Plasma rifles with lots of power 
Watching TV all by the hour, 
Piloting ships without using the wings 
These are a few of my favorite things

When a room blows up, 
When people die, 
When I'm feeling sad 
I simply remember my favorite things 
And then I don't feel so bad!!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Nice song. I'll be in my janitor's closet if you need me. ''{Leaves}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alrighty then.

''{Back on the ship...}''

'''B-621:''' Sooo... hows the... data interface?

''{K-Bot enters}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' How long was I out?

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' You were out for a total of 6 Hours, 25 Minutes, and 12 Seconds.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ...Who are you, and what did you do with Captain Sephiroth?

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' I am the Captain. ''{Eyes glow red and voice becomes darker}'' THE ONLY CAPTAIN. The old captain retired...

'''B-621:''' You're not a real captain! In fact... anything you can do, I can do better!

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Are you challenging me? Because what you said was a lie! Anything you can do, I am superior! I am a supreme being than you!

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Uh...is this a musical or something?

''{Music Starts.}''

''{OOC: This is okay, right?}''

''{OOC: Yep, its fine}''

'''B-621:''' No, you can't!

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I'm gonna guess yes. In that case...''{stops music and begins playing the same tune on the saxophone}''

''{OOC: Can K-Bot do the music for the whole thing?}''

''{OOC: Sure!}''

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Oh yes I can!

'''B-621:''' No you can't!

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' I am a superior being. YES I CAN. Anything you can be, I CAN BE GREATER! I CAN BE A GREATER BEING THAN YOU!

'''B-621:''' Anything you can do, I can do better! I can shoot down a ship faster then you!

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' No, you cannot.

'''B-621:''' Yes, I can!

'''SETH-1-ROTH:''' Nope! That is in my designs! Now... Would you like to argue more, or would you like to be eradicated?

'''B-621:''' ''{Stops singing}'' Thats just talk! ... I hope. ''{Starts singing again}'' I can gulp down oil, without any turmoil!

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Oh, it wasn't just talk... It is the truth. ''{Tune changes, to the tune of the Carmen Overture.}'' You are inferior, inferior to me, you have no power, wait and see! I am the captain of this ship, I'm not gonna take any SH- ''{K-Bot plays the wrong note, muffling the word.}'' And I am the greatest, just wait and see, No one is as great as me!!!

'''B-621:''' ''{A little frightened}'' A-anything you can do, I can do better! I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THEN YOU!

''{pan over to show UT is looking in through a door, confused}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Sorry. Wrong room. ''{leaves}''

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Bah! I have no time for this! I've got captain duties to tend to! ''{Walks off, leaving K-Bot and B-621.}''

''{Music ends}''

''{A pair of Wibbles roll down the hallway, towards B-621.}''

'''B-621:''' What in the name of computer data!?

''{The Spart walks in.}''

'''THE SPART:''' They're called Wibbles. They're creatures from a doomed planet that we saved. They won't harm you, unless you are titanium.

'''B-621:''' Oh, crapbolts!

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I'm glad that I'm made of brass and steel.

''{Cut to the captain's quarters. Seth-1-RO7H is sitting there, plotting something on the screen.}''

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Perfect! We are heading for a crash landing!

''{A voice comes from behind Seth-1-Ro7th}''

'''B-621:''' I knew you couldn't be trusted...

''{Seth-1-Ro7h turns around to see B-621 looking fairly damaged}''

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' You're gonna tell, aren't you?

'''B-621:''' Yes, but first I shall defeat you!

''{Music starts}''

'''B-621:''' Its over, its over, your plan will surely fail!

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' God... Not this. I will silence you! ''{Tackles B-621 into a corner, and grabs him.}''

'''B-621:''' Oh, come on! That was supposed to be my big break! Oh well... YOU MUST BE DESTROYED!!! GIGA-FIST! ''{Fist glows light blue. B-621 punches Seth in the face, sending him flying back}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{stops playing}'' Sweet, a fight! I want in!

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' FISTS?! RIGHT LIKE A MAN!! ''{Opens Drawer and pulls out 2 Kartarkin blades.}'' FIND YOUR OWN WEAPON!! ''{Charges towards B-621, swinging the blades.}''

'''B-621:''' ... ''{Picks up K-bot and flies out of the room}'' AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Hmph. If he tells, it won't matter. It's bound to happen.

''{Meanwhile, B-621 arrives at a window.}''

'''B-621:''' I have to alert the captain! I can't get their by flying. ...AHA! ''{Puts down K-Bot. Smashes the window. B-261 and other objects are sent flying out the window}''
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE THIS WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!

''{Meanwhile, at the bar...}''

''{UT kicks open the door}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Eh? Ah. a bar. Might as well have a drink. ''{sits down}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey Tracy.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Huh? Oh, Seph. You work here, too?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Who do you think has been running this popsicle stand for the last 5 years?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...I've been locked in a closet for 5 years?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Jeesu Khristophe... Why didn't you tell us? Or at least bang on the door and make noises?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Ryan-X locked me in a soundproof closet. I WAS banging on the door.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sorry. Well.. This isn't a small ship you know..

''{B-621 can be heard screaming from a distance.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What the hell?

''{The screaming grows louder as B-621 crashes through the roof of the bar}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...WHAT THE F-''{is crushed by B-621}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wait... I know you..

''{Cut to a flashback of scenes from Episode 3.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' DESTROY THE ATTACKER!!! ''{Runs towards B-621.}'' THIS IS FOR TRYING TO KILL US!! AHH!!!

'''B-621:''' OH GOD. I COME IN PEACE

''{K-Bot falls through the hole and lands on Seph. A snap is heard.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Ow. I broke a wire.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oww.... My Prosthetic Spine....

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Sorry. ''{tries to move, but can't}'' ...Crap, I think the wire that broke controlled my limb movement.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'll try to get up. ''{Rolls over, tipping K-Bot.}'' Sorry. As I was at, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU COME IN PEACE? YOU'RE A GARLIC SPY, AREN'T YOU? Or... a... Zorg? OH GOD...

'''B-621:''' I bring news, captain!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ... ''{grabs B-621, stands up}'' DAMMIT THIS THING IS HEAVY! ''{throws B-621 at a wall}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wait.. News?

'''B-621:''' R-robot... captain... kill us all...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wh..What?!

'''B-621:''' Robot captain...... evil... not... much time... ''{Eyes go black. Goes into sleep mode}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{tapping bell-head}'' Well, he'll have to get through my bell-head to kill m-''{the bell cracks, leaving a skull with tentacles coming out from under it}'' ...Damn.

''{SETH-1-RO7H Enters.}''

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' A problem? ''{Sees B-621.}'' Oh. Him... Sorry about his behaviour. He's been malfunctioning.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Calling out}'' THE BIGGER A MESS YOU MAKE, THE MORE WORK I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO, AND THAT WILL MAKE ME VERY, VERY GRUMPY, AND YOU DON'T LIKE H*T WHEN HE'S GRUMPY!

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Apologies Tiger.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' No problem, but I've still got my eye on you. ''{Holding a periscope}''

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' No need. I am programmed to self destruct if anything goes wrong with my programming.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{looks at SETH-1-RO7H's arm}'' Hey, what's this label? "HAL 9000"... Eh, whatever.

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Oh yeah! I've got lots of labels like that. It's a joke. ''{Points to a label on his other arm saying "Trendy Xenomorph".}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Ah. I see. ''{looks at another label}'' ..."Trophy Wife"?

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Don't ask...

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Okay...

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Anyway, it seems that I'll be needing to take B-621 for "fixing"... ''{Picks up B-621, and goes out.}''

''{Chaos enters the room and kicks SETH-1-RO7H in the chest.}''

'''CHAOS:''' STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

'''B-621:''' ''{Weakly}'' before you break my heart...

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' You... attacked me... THE CAPTAIN!? MUTINY!! CODE 453234.78 STATES THAT ANY ATTACK ON THE CAPTAIN IS MUTINY AND THE MUTINEER MUST BE..... EXECUTED!! ''{Arms transform into blades.}''

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Rips off clothes to reveal super-amazing battle suit.}'' I can take you on.

'''B-621:''' ''{Jumps out of Seth's arms and runs next to Chaos}'' YEAH! Its two against one!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whoa.. whoa.. whoa hold it! Chaos... didn't you make him?

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Indeed he did. He programmed me to kill you all. However, as a superior being, I broke my programming to save you all. He didn't like that.. NOT ONE BIT.. He's really against you! And that other robot, wasn't he also an enemy before?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yes...

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' See! They're against us! They need to be disposed!

'''CHAOS:''' Now hold it! I only put their lives in danger to save them! That's why I gave Ryan-X that open-heart transplant, using a black-marketed heart that pumps the wrong blood into his veins.

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' OH COME ON! HE'S ADMITTING IT! SEE! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME NOW!!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Umm...

'''CHAOS:''' And how about when I shoved a Lollipop in GR-01's hard drive?

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Oh jesus... ''{Charges towards Chaos.}''

''{Chaos throws a pocket knife at SETH-1-RO7H. It pierces his armor.}''

'''B-621:''' ''{Blasts SETH in the face sending him falling down}'' ROBO-PWNED!!!

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Grr... ''{Gets up, and suddenly puts Sephiroth in a hold, and then starts beeping.}'' Now.. if any of you attempt to attack me, I will blow everything to pieces. Including all of us.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' BUt..

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' You frickin' idiot! I was programmed to kill you and you only! However.. that was inputted by Chaos.

'''CHAOS:''' Put him down or I'll ''{pulls out button, then presses it. A long stick falls from the sky. Chaos picks it up and jumps behind SETH, aiming the stick at his light-switch in the back.}'' Hit your off switch.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hey, Chaos, I just remembered. Could you tell me where Ryan-X is? ''{pulls out a slapjack}'' I need to... Ahem... "Talk" to him.

'''SEPH-1-RO7H:''' Fine... I'll put him down... And by the way... I think Ryan-X is in the dining room.. I'm not sure.. ''{Swings around and tosses Sephiroth at Chaos, knocking them down. More blades come out of his body and he starts charging towards them. Sephiroth quickly gets up and runs into the hallway, with Chaos and B-621 beside him.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Dining room? Okay. Thanks, Seth. ''{runs off}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' IT'S FREAKIN' INSANE! CHAOS, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

'''CHAOS:''' You could get plastered while he pilots the ship and I rob you of your worldly possessions?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Grr... HE'S TRYING TO KILL US! ''{Looks back to see Seph-1-Ro7h charging towards them.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Perhaps we could kill him with a logical complex?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wait.. you said he had the personality and memories of me.. right?

'''CHAOS:''' Up until this point, yes...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' So technically... he's another part of me?

'''CHAOS:''' No, he's a whole nother you. No parts about it.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whatever... You know what.. I'm not gonna run. I'm gonna fight. I think I have something in here.. ''{Reaches into his pocket, finds a chain with 2 buttons on each side.}'' There. ''{Presses buttons, the chain turns into a Lightsaber type pair of Numchucks.}''

''{Cut to the Janitor's closet. Homestar tiger is laying down on his bed. Suddenly, he perks up.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' SETH-1-RO7H SAPPIN' MAH SEPHY! ''{Grabs mop and darts off.}''

''{Cut back. Sephiroth runs towards the robot with the Numchucks and starts whacking him with them, with little effect other than leaving dark marks on it. SETH-1-RO7H launches a metal fist at Sephiroth, knocking him.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NitFZxxXxOk .....]

''{All of a studden, there is beeping}''

'''R@1KU:''' CODE RED CODE RED

'''SEPHIROTH:''' .......What the?!

'''R@1KU:''' ALL MACHINERY SHUTTING DOown... ''{shuts down}''

''{Everyone is just standing there silently, looking at R@1KU.}''

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' I'll go dispose of that... ''{Throws R@1KU down the disposal hatch.}'' Must of been a stowaway.

''{There is flickering.}''

'''R@1KU:''' SEPHIROTH HELP

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' .......Alright Sephiroth! HAVE AT YOU!! ''{Arm transforms into a Blade. The blade then heats up to become red-hot. He lunges at Sephiroth, but Sephiroth knocks the blade away with his Light-Chucks.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' CHAMONE M***********! ''{Starts to spin around.}''

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' OH QUIT IT WITH YOUR MICHAEL JACKSON IMPRESSIONS!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Stops spinning.}'' Fine...

''{R@1ku grabs on to the ledge and punchs SETh-1-RO7H}''

'''R@1KU:''' HE IS THE REAL SEPHIROTH.

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' .....''{Knees Raiku, knocking him to the very end of the hallway.}''

''{A buzzing sound is heard, as Sephiroth is nowhere to be seen.}''

'''SETH-1-RO7H:''' Where the hell did he go?

''{Cut to Ryan-X in his room, he starts doing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIheI9EPfT4&feature=related this]. UT flies in and smashes into a wall}''

''{Cut to a small cargo room in the depths of the ship. A small, green and brown fuzzy creature crawls in through a small hatch. He lands face-first in a pile of "Dehydrated Grain Puffs". He gets up and starts snacking on them.}''

''{Cut back. The bang previously made can be heard.}''

'''CHAOS:''' What was that?

''{Chaos gets smacked in the gut by SETH and flies across the room.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Ow. Now you're going to get it! Sephiroth! Go beat him up for me! ''{passes out from pain}''

''{The buzzing sound gets louder, and from the end of the hallway comes Sephiroth, riding an old 1970's Motorcycle.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Don't ask how I got this. ''{Speeds up, and runs over SETH-1-RO7H, but SETH-1-RO7H clings to the front and hangs on.}'' Oh, now you're gonna get it!! ''{Music starts playing.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Singing}'' Whatever happened to Saturday night? 
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright? 
It don't seem the same since cosmic light 
Came into my life, I thought I was divine...

I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go 
And listen to the music on the radio! 
A saxophone was blowin' on a rock & roll show. 
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll!

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled 
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt 
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt 
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine!!!

Get back in front, put some hair oil on 
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song. 
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along. 
It felt pretty good, oh, you really had a good time!

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll!

''{Sephiroth Puts on a helmet, and then rides right through the wall, onto the wing. He jumps off, just as the motorcycle, and SETH-1-RO7H still clinging on it start floating outside.}''

'''SEPH-1-RO7H:''' Oh crap... I wasn't designed for pressurized conditions like this! ''{Explodes, along with the motorcycle, scattering across space.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, that sorted him.

''{The small alien from before peers into the room through a window.}''

'''????:''' ''{giddy}'' ''Eee-hee-hee-heeeeee''! He sang and danced!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What?! Did I just hear something?

''{The alien looks into the room. The rest of the people in the room turn their heads.}''

'''????:''' Ohhhhhhhhhh... I done a bad.

'''CHAOS:''' WE MUST HARVEST THAT SMALL ADORABLE CREATURE AND USE IT AS THE BASE OF OUR UNHOLY SATANIC SOUP!

''{The furry creature retreats through a nearby vent.}''

'''CHAOS:''' I WILL FIND YOU!

''{The creature crawls back into the room.}''

'''????:''' No, please! Spare me, sir! I can do things for you! I can do them good!

''{Chaos launches some electric death at the little animal. While the animal screams for dear life, the electric death goes down his throat. The creature burps and a cloud of smoke comes out of his mouth.}''

'''????:''' Ohhhh, no! I am not welcome! ''NOT WELCOME''!

''{The creature jumps through a window and scurries off. UT walks in. His ice arm has cracked off, and he is dragging Ryan-X on the ground}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I heard something about Satanic Soup. ''{holds up Ryan-X}'' Can we use this? ''{grins evilly}''

'''RYAN-X:''' Put. Me. Down.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... Okay. ''{grabs onto Ryan-X's tail, starts swinging him around in the air, and then flings him into the ground}'' Ryan-X, from this day forward, I will make your life a living hell.

''{CRACK}''

''{A mop hits Unholy Tracy over the head, and he passes out. Homestar tiger was apparently the one who swang it.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Serves you right. You're dragging crud all over the floor!

''{The episode ends, and the credits roll.}''

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Space-Aged Stupidity/eps/7

2011-03-27T23:57:45Z

Bluebry: rewrwer

== Synopsis ==
While on the way to the annual spoon fair in the Krackzon Galaxy, the ship loses it's power, forcing ship members to fight for their lives.

== Transcript ==
''{Cut to a room detailed almost exactly like the small wall in Charlie Brown. Chaos and Sephiroth are there.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Did you realize that episode 6 ended on a comedic cliffhanger? And that there was little singing in the episode, even though it was supposed to be the musical episode? And that little furry guy towards the end was all-too-obvious foreshadowing? And why I brought you in here?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I have nooooooo idea what you are talking about! .......Don't break the fourth wall! The ship's computer doesn't like that!

'''CHAOS:''' Well. This room right here is actually my latest invention! I call it the '''R'''eal-time '''O'''ctomaton '''O'''perated '''M'''aison, or ''''ROOM'''. ROOM is basically able to create a room from a blank sheet that you edit, or you can put in a pre-programmed one. When it's not projecting a room, ''{The entire room, save for Chaos and Sephiroth, begins to turn back into binary code and disappears}'' It's only about 10 by 10, but when you plug in a sheet, the room can span as wide as 25 to 30 Kilometers, so to speak. I figure it'd be good for exercise...or when I decide to hunt you all down and supremely take over the ship to conquer the galaxy.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Just like the Holo Deck in that Reality show... Star Trek! Awesome.

'''CHAOS:''' Oh, no, it's better. This room doesn't make holograms. All generated terrain is real, until somebody hits the off switch and everything turns OFF.It reutrns to a small, enclosed space.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{walks in with a large crack in his head, and missing his ice-arm}'' Hey guys. ...Wait. ''{pulls out sword, stabs self in his heart}''

''{a UT clone appears}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY CLONE:''' There we go. ''{picks up the other UT, swallows it whole}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Why must you do that? That's creepy...

''{Suddenly, Guffaw appears on the big screen.}''

'''GUFFAW:''' You have new messages!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...BUT THERE IS NO SCREEN IN THIS ROOM

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Open Inbox. And Tracy... There is.. I think..

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Whatever.

'''CHAOS:''' Only if you want there to be one.

''{The screen changes to JCM.}''

'''JCM:''' Hey, everyone! I got you tickets to the annual spoon fair. You have to be in the Krackzon Galaxy in 4 hours.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' A......what?!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Spoon Fair? Why would there be a fair about spoons?

'''CHAOS:''' Well, if there's a meat lover's fair, there can be a spoon lover's fair.

'''JCM:''' You don't know what the spoon fair is? I've been going there for 90 years now! Didn't you watch any of the videos I sent you from there?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' We don't watch any of your videos. We always trash them.

'''CHAOS:''' And the fact that your email address is "supersexahbunneh" doesn't help.

'''JCM:''' That's nice, grandson. Anyway, you guys haven't gone out since your planet blew up. I got these tickets so you would meet others, maybe make friends and even find a new planet to live on.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...If I meet anyone, I'll likely kill them.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{To Chaos.}'' Why does he always call me grandson? It's really creepy.

'''JCM:''' Unholy Tracy, your creepiness is exactly why I didn't get a ticket for you.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You can have mine.

'''JCM:''' No way, grandson. You and your crew are going to the spoon festival if I have to fight you for it!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I'll take that furry thing's ticket and say he's my pet.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' But seriously.. why is he calling me grandson?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{whispering to Seph}'' Hell if I know.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ....who is he anyway? i'm scared.

'''B-621:''' What is a... spoon, as you call it?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' A primative version of the spork.

'''CHAOS:''' Look, old-but-not-as-old-as-me man, There's only one way you're getting me to go. And that's with a word-for-word lyric-for-lyric remake of the original production of RENT.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' And for me, you also have to do what Chaos tells you to do, but with the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I'll be at the bar. ...How do I get out of here?

'''CHAOS:''' The door.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Door? ''{sees a door}'' ...Oh. ''{opens door, exits}''

'''JCM:''' OK, grandson. I'll do what you and your friend says. Expect everything you want sent to you in one hour.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Be sure to do Sweet Transvestite, while in the Frank N Furter costume!

'''CHAOS:''' And put emphasis into Angel's role!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' And gain weight for Eddie's Role!

'''CHAOS:''' Make sure Roger doesn't sing too fast!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' And make sure the creation is tanned!

'''CHAOS:''' And that the table in La Vie Bohemme faces the audience, not the right wings!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' And get the Time Warp dance right!

'''CHAOS:''' How do you not get it right? They tell you how to do it in the lyrics.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whatever.

''{The creature waddles in.}''

'''????:''' Oh! Ah... hello!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{runs back in}'' Screw the bar. This thing's better. ''{trips over a power cord}'' AAAHHHH!!!

''{When Tracy hits the ground, everything goes black.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Great. Tracy tripped a cord.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' At least it got rid of that freak. Hold on, I'll plug it back in. ''{eyes start glowing red, providing light}''

''{the light shows the furry creature chewing on the cord}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ... Er...

'''????:''' Whaaaaaaat? I am very hungry today!

'''CHAOS:''' I didn't know you had Darkvision. I thought only Drows could get it.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I did, too.

'''????:''' Ah... what happened to the lights? I cannot see and it is dark.

''{Suddenly, a package goes through the ship's mail slot.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Huh.

''{Unholy Tracy picks up the package, and rips it open, revealing an even smaller package inside. He rips open that package revealing a word-for-word lyric-for-lyric remake of the original production of RENT and the Rocky Horror Picture Show.}''

'''CHAOS:''' I'll be in a meeting. ''{picks up RENT remake and heads out of the room, downstairs. Before he starts down the stairs, he ways...}'' No calls.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...How will he expect to play that when the power's ou-

''{the ship starts shaking}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Crap.

'''????:''' Aaaahh! Shaking!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Yay! We've broken the Leviathan! High five, uhh, what was your name, again?

'''WADE:''' My name is Wade! That is my name.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Ah. High five, Wade-''{realizes Wade is too short}'' ...Wait. Umm...

''{Homestar tiger walks through, listening to an MP3 and mopping the floors. The ship shakes again, making him drop the MP3. It shatters on the ground}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hey, Tiger! The power's out. Fix it.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I can't. My toolbox is in my room, and I have an electrically locked door. I can try to pry it open.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Try this. ''{Gives HST a little pen with a button on it.}'' It's just like in that reality movie Star Wars. You press the button, and a little laser will cut the door open.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Takes pen}'' Okay!

''{Homestar tiger runs off, but then the sound of the laser pen is heard.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' OH MY GOD MY LEG!!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' HOLD IT THE OTHER WAY YOU IDIOT!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Oh, okay! ''{Bzzzt}'' GAAAH! MY EYE!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Dumbass...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, at least it was his leg and nothing else.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{bzzt}'' AAAAH MY BRAIN

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...I didn't know he HAD a brain.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' SHUT UP!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' At least he doesn't know I'm the one that knocked out the power...

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I HEARD THAT! AT LEAST I HAVE GOOD HEARING!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' JUST FIX THE POWER ALREADY DAMMIT

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ALRIGHT!! ''{Bzzt}'' There! I got the door open without hurting any vital organs or body parts.

''{Homestar tiger runs through carrying a toolbox}''

'''WADE:''' Ahh... its getting real real cold.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah, there's no heating right now. There's a chance we'll all freeze to death...

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Anyone who doesn't have fur!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' WAIT HST WATCH OUT FOR THE-

''{H*t trips on the cord UT tripped on earlier}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Nevermind.

''{Wade suddenly crawls inside Unholy Tracy's jacket.}''

'''WADE:''' Oh... This is much better!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Teehee.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Gaah, stupid lousy cord. ''{Plugs cord back in}'' I need to restore the power. My laptop needs to be charged!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...You're gonna have to fix the cord, too. ''{points to the spot on the cord where Wade was chewing on it}''

''{the power comes back on}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Wait, if you plug in a broken cord, won't it-

''{the socket explodes, flinging H*t into a wall. The cord lights on fire. The power goes back out, and the ship starts shaking again}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' GAH! ''{Pulls out fire extinguisher, unplugs cord, puts out fire}'' Next time I see wade, he is SO dead!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Honestly, it was Wade's, mine, and your faults.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Shut up. I'm the only one who does any work around here. ''{Gets out soldering iron}''

''{Wade burrows into Tracy's coat.}''

'''WADE:''' I am not a big fan of Mr. Tiger!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' This should only take 5 minutes... just keep everything safe!

''{Wade walks over to HT.}''

'''WADE:''' ... What are you doing?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Starting up this soldering iron to repair the cord.

'''R@1KU:''' NEED HELP

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Oh, dear! Can someone go get that?

''{Chaos emerges.}''

'''CHAOS:''' That was wonderful. It's a good thing I can create my own energy with the help of this crappy anime ripoff suit. What are we doing here?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Wade, Tiger, and I accidentally made the power go out.

''{While HT isn't looking, Wade takes the soldering iron and starts using it on wires.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Wait, what happened to my soOH MY GOD WADE NO!!

''{Wade burns the wires to a crisp, and the cord is totally seperated.}''

''{Wade looks at tiger, who is breathing heavily and has a very, VERY mad look on his face.}''

'''WADE:''' I was helping! Are you mad at me for that?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Angrily}'' I am going to kill you. And your overpowered the soldering iron and cut the cord altogether!!

'''WADE:''' Well sorry! I did not mean to break it! I just wanted to help!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Sighs}'' If you want to help me, can you go grab some replacement cord from my janitor room? Don't touch my journal.

''{Wade waddles off toward the janitor's room.}''

''{R@1ku sneaks in and reads the journal.}''

'''JOURNAL:'''

Dear whoever is reading: 
You stinkhead! 
Put down my journal before 
I decide to kill you! 
Oh, and by the way, if 
this is R@1ku, I'll sap 
you, dismantle you, and 
pour coffee on you. 

...I miss my best friend. 
~Homestar Dash Tiger

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{reading over R@1ku's shoulder}'' "Best friend"? Hmm... I wonder who that could be...

''{Wade waddles out, holding wires.}''

'''WADE:''' Mr. Tiger! I found your, ah, wires! And, ah, Mr. Robot Man is, ah, reading your diary! You told me not to, so I don't want him to get in trouble!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Takes wires}'' Hey, Wade, old buddy? Could you do me a favor and bite R@1ku for me?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Don't worry, I'll just trash him. He does more harm than good. ''{Picks up R@1ku and puts him down a garbage chute.}''

''{R@1ku climbs back up.}''

'''R@1KU:''' MASTER, I FOLLOW ORDERS. TRACY WAS READING IT, SO I WENT OVER.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ALL YOU GUYS READ MY JOURNAL? '''GOD! I NEVER GET ANY RESPECT!!'''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Who exactly is your best friend, anyway?

''{Homestar tiger suddenly looks sad.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What's wrong?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' It's Shwoo. The LeviathanX wasn't the only ship to go. Shwoo's on some other ship, but I don't know it's name. I have software that can locate the ships, but I have nothing to work off!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' There are lots of ships that left Earth.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' That doesn't make me feel any better! I want LESS ships to check, not more!

'''WADE:''' I know how you feel, Mr. Tiger man... I left my best friend Rob on my home world... I wish I were back home, but the Big Bads probably beat me there...

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Okay, I feel a little better... ''{The ship rumbles}'' Hey, did you guys hear something?

'''WADE:''' I did! I did! I heard it.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Uh-oh, this might be bad. Uh... GUYS, PROTECT ME UNTIL I FIX THE CORD!

''{Suddenly, the ship rocks. Hard. Wade is tossed down the hallway, into a closet.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' This will be very, very bad.

''{H*t's toolbox flies offscreen. Cut back to UT reading the journal. The toolbox flies in}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' What the f-''{is hit in the face by the toolbox}''

''{cut back}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' NO! TRUSTY 24!! UT, GET ME MY TOOLBOX PRONTO!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{storms in with the toolbox embedded in his face}'' HERE

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Pulls toolbox out from his face.}'' I think that you deserved that for reading my journal.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Well, that robot was reading it first.

''{Suddenly, the air is filthied with a malodorous stench.}''

'''WADE:''' ''{offscreen}'' Mmm... who is cooking?

''{Wade is suddenly tossed to the other side of the hallway, and a Garlic moves toward the crew.}''

'''GARLIC:''' HELLO THERE MY FRIENDS!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{gags}'' MOTHER <nowiki>------</nowiki>, WHAT IS THAT THING?

'''CLOVICUS:''' Oh! Quite sorry, my name is Clovicus, commander of the 7th Garlic Infantry. I am here to make many 'splosions and boom-fires.

'''WADE:''' ''{offscreen}'' I do not like 'splosions, sir!

'''CLOVICUS:''' DID I TELL YOU TO SPEAK

''{Clovicus fires Red Laser Beams at Wade. Screams can be heard.}''

'''WADE:''' ''{pained}'' I AM OKAY!

'''CLOVICUS:''' My fleet should be approaching shortly--I hope you've got weaponry!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...I SMELL GARLICKY FOOD ''{starts licking Clovicus}''

''{Clovicus shakes wildly, flinging Tracy into a wall.}''

''{CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK}''

''{Homestar tiger rapidly starts bludgeoning Clovicus with a crowbar, making him drop piles of diced garlic}''

'''CLOVICUS:''' Ahh! My insides! ... Dammit! I'll be back!

''{Clovicus transports out of the room. Meanwhile, an impressive fleet of garlic-shaped Garlic ships approach.}''

'''WADE:''' ''{offscreen}'' Mr. Tiger! Fix it fast please!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' OW! DAMMIT-

''{the ship shakes. A hole is blown open on a wall, and a humanoid figure flies through, bounces off of UT, and lands on the ground}''

'''WADE:''' ''{offscreen}'' Who is that? I cannot go over and see because my legs hurt.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' WADE CATCH!

''{Homestar tiger throws his crowbar, and wade catches it.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Defend yourself and guard the doorway until I fix this cord!

''{the figure slowly gets up}''

'''FIGURE:'''''{rubbing back}'' Oww... Those garlicky people said get me in here, but they didn't say they'd fire me out of a CANNON...

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...It can't be. It just CAN'T. IT CAN'T BE HIM. NO! DAMMIT! IT IS HIM!

''{the figure reveals himself to be THB}''

'''THB:''' Oh, hey, UT! How've ya been?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Great, until you showed up.

'''THB:''' Hahaha! You're funny, UT.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Will you people stop blabbing and DEFEND ME?! ''I'M TRYING TO REPOWER OUR SECURITY SYSTEMS!!''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' COMING! '''{gets up, pulls out a sword, stabs THB in the face, runs to H*t}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Whatever garlics come my way, KILL THEM! If I can repair and replug the cord, our on-board security sentry guns will take out the Garlics.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Yes, sir.

'''THB:''' Can ''I'' help?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Sure, whatever. Get that sword out of your head. Your head can use that, and your body can fight like you usually do.

'''THB:''' Got it. ''{rips head off. His head pulls the sword out of its face with a tentacle.It and the body run to the hole in the wall}''

''{Meanwhile, Garlics enter the door near Wade. Wade takes the crowbar lent to him by HT and starts beating on the Garlics with surprising grace. After taking out the whole group, Wade drops the crowbar.}''

'''WADE:''' All done!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' That was actually pretty fun to watch. I've managed to replace the burnt cord. Now I just gotta cover it.

''{Suddenly, a Garlic comes from behind and knocks HT out.}''

'''GARLIC:''' WHAT NOW EARTHLING WHAT NOW

'''WADE:''' D-don't hurt hiiiim!

''{Wade tosses the crowbar at the Garlic and misses spectacularly. The Garlic, in return, fries Wade with a Red Laser Beam, incapacitating the poor little Mongrel.}''

'''WADE:''' ... ''{coughs}'' Ouch.

''{THB's head flies over and latches onto the Garlic}''

'''GARLIC:''' WHAT THE-

'''THB'S HEAD:''' SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS! ''{stabs the Garlic in the face}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' AAH! ''{starts smacking H*t}'' WAKE UP

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{In sleep}'' H-Hi Shwoo.

'''WADE:''' Yay! New skull man helped!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' WAKE UP DAMMIT ''{slaps H*t again}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{wakes}'' WAAAUGH! What- awww.... I was happy. Wait, are we still being attacked?

''{A Garlic shoots Wade. Again.}''

'''GARLIC:''' DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!''''' ''{Pulls out electrical tape and repairs the cord}'' QUICK! WADE! USE WHATEVER'S LEFT OF YA AND ''PLUG IN THAT CORD!!''

'''THB'S HEAD:''' I SAID DIE ''{repeatedly stabs the Garlic in the face}''

''{Wade crawls over to the plug. He plugs it in and electricity starts coursing through the entire ship once more.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Ya did it, wade! Now DUCK!

''{All humans duck. Hatches in the wall open revealing aparatuses that look suspiciously like TF2 sentries. Gunfire fills the room. After 10 seconds, it stops and the whole room is filled with diced garlic.}''

'''WADE:''' It is a good thing I am so short!

''{Wade picks a piece of garlic off the floor and eats it.}''

'''WADE:''' Ooh! That is tasty!

''{Wade continues picking garlic up and eating it as the others talk.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I just saved all your butts. Now I want you guys to do something for me.

''{THB's head detaches from the Garlic's body and reattaches to his body. He and UT walk over to H*t}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' What?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I wanna talk to someone.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{to THB}'' I bet five bucks it's Shwoo. ''{normal}'' Who is it?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' THB, give Tracy 5 bucks.

''{Wade pushes a button and a small phonebooth is revealed behind a wall panel.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ...in person. My laptop has some software that locates ships like the LeviathanX. 

'''THB:''' Right. ''{reaches into pocket, pulls out a $5 bill that's dripping wet with some kind of liquid}'' Here.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' EWW NEVERMIND

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Hang on a second. ''{Runs off, comes back}'' I have some directions plugged into the ship's GPS. Follow them.

'''WADE:''' Uh... I'm not a captain, sorry! Mr. Sephiroth can do it, right?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Pff. Screw Sephiroth. ''{runs off}''

''{cut to the cockpit. Sephiroth is there, piloting the ship. UT runs in, pushes him out of the chair, and sits down}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I'm hijackin' this ship, Cap'n, by the order of King Tiger. ''{starts driving the LeviathanX around}'' This is EASY! ''{looks at the GPS}'' Okay, take a left here... ''{steers the ship left}''

''{HT runs in, looking awfully happy}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Another left... ''{steers ship left}''

'''WADE:''' Oh! You missed the... spoon... fair.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I thought it just ended.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...A right... ''{steers right}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I can see the ship! The LevithanJ!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Two lefts and a right? DAMN, that's close! ''{drives up beside the ship}''

''{The two ships connect to eachother. On the LeviathanJ, there are several people, one of which is a small purple duck thing.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Hello! I'm Commander Zippy P. Platypus of the LeviathanJ. Nice to see another Leviathan. You are?

''{Homestar tiger knocks everyone out of his way and holds Zippy up by the collar.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' '''IS SHWOO HERE?'''

'''ZIPPY:''' ... Shwoo? ... Oh, I'm sorry. She made a transfer to the LeviathanM, sorry. I take it you're that Tiger man she kept telling me about-

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{A little bit insane}'' She spoke about me? YES, I AM HIM. ''{Hyperventilates}'' What did she say?!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' WHOA, calm down, Tiger! Hello, Commander Platypus. I am Lieutenant Tracy of the LeviathanX. Our Captain, Sephiroth, is, er, a little tied up right now, so I'm covering for him. Now, as Mr. Tiger was saying, is a woman by the name of Shwoo on this ship?

'''ZIPPY:''' Like I said, she transferred to the LeviathanM--that thing's over fifty-hundred lightyears from here! Sorry you missed her-

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' <big>'''''YOU'LL TAKE ME TO HER IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, PLATYPUS.'''''</big>

'''ZIPPY:''' I can't, I can't! I'm sorry, okay? I would if I, say, had the ''power'' to, but I can't, okay? I'm sorry, Mr. Tiger... but I'll try to contact Shwoo.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Power? I'll give you power! I just need my toolbox. SOMEONE GET ME MY #24 TOOLBOX!!

'''ZIPPY:''' No, I mean- Just... never mind, okay? There's nothing we can do.

'''WADE:''' Come on, Mr. Tiger man... you're being very mean to the funny duck.

'''ZIPPY:''' NOT A DDDDDDDDD

''{Meanwhile...}''

''{Radio static on LeviathanX}''

'''???:''' Ah... It works! Tahu Nahassapeemapetilon, reporting for service... again... ''{grumble}''

''{In the background, Sephiroth gets back up, and stumbles to the corner. He grabs a metal pipe, and starts staggering towards Unholy Tracy. He then whacks him over the head as hard as he can, and takes the hat back.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What you just did there was mutiny. Along with what you have done Tiger. ......Mutiny can be punishable by death if necessary.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Panting heavily}'' OH MY GOD THE GARLIC SMELL IS STILL HERE ''{Faints}''

'''WADE:''' Don't hurt Mr. Tiger, he just wanted to-

''{Sephiroth clubs Wade over the head with his pipe.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Shut up.

'''WADE:''' owch

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Wade, there's a shotgun in my toolbox.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sorry, but you try being knocked out cold and betrayed by your crew members. ..........I'll let you all off. This time. And Tiger, you dare try to shoot me, and Chaos will deal with you.

''{Wade stumbles into a wall.}''

'''WADE:''' My head is hurt! Somebody get a doctor to help me please!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Gets out little microphone.}'' Chaos! The little creature needs medical help! ''{The message is repeated through the intercom.}''

''{A beer bottle flies out of the intercom system and smashes on the floor.}''

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Over intercom}'' Is he better yet?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No, I bashed him over the head with a pipe, so yeah.. Maybe you could operate on him?

'''CHAOS:''' Everybody else should duck.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I can do that. ''{Gets out a hand gun and shoots the ceiling.}'' HIT THE DECK! ''{Everyone gets on the floor.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Right. You may want better protection.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Umm.... ''{Passes around helmets and gas masks.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Go hide in a corner.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Goes into his quarters, along with everyone else. He opens the window on the door and peeks through.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Good. ''{Hundreds upon thousands of scalpels and other various medical tools fly out of the intercom, all of them missing Wade.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Try the pills!

''{Chaos shoots a small empty pill bottle at Wade, hitting him, followed by 40 small pills.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Try the syringes!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Stop copying the TF2 medic!!

'''WADE:''' I am okay, I really am-

''{Wade is impaled by all manner of syringes.}''

'''WADE:''' Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkay.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' So, Wade? Are you ok? ARE YOU OKAY WADEY?! ......You've been healed by, you've been mended by, A SMOOTH DR. CHAOS!! ''{Does antigravity lean.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Walks out, picks up wade}'' I'll get those outta ya.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I think we've done a rather good job, eh Chaos?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Yep. You've made the whole ship stink, destroy the power, and skewered a small thing.

'''CHAOS:''' I think we did something wrong again. Wanna start over?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I don't know what to do... ''{OOC: I try not to dictate and it gets out of hand, and when I try to assert my authority, that doesn't work either. Personally, I think we should just skip this episode.}''

'''WADE:''' ''{offscreen, slurring}'' Thasssssssssssss wha' jan'ters a'forrrr! Wheeeeeeeeeee!

'''CHAOS:''' So...who threw the syringes?

'''TF2 MEDIC:''' Now ''zat's'' what I call doctor-assisted homicide!

''{End episode.}''

''{Suddenly, the big screen turns back on and JCM appears.}''

'''JCM:''' You idiots! The spoon fair ended 5 minutes ago! I want my videos back!

''{Unholy Tracy punches the screen, destroying it.}''

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Space-Aged Stupidity/eps/8

2011-03-27T23:56:21Z

Bluebry: werwrewr

== Synopsis ==
The crew hooks an old TV made in around 2008 up in the meeting room.

== Transcript ==
''{Everyone is in the meeting room, looking at Chaos. All, except for Sephiroth, who seems to be playing a PSP.}''

'''R@1KU:''' WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY?

'''CHAOS:''' Well, I have a new invention to show off, and I call it, ''{Cut outside. Chaos dumps R@1ku in a trash can.}'' GetTheHellOutYouIdioticRobotAndDon'tComeBackUntilAfterWeFinishThisParticularScene. ''{cut back}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' So, what is it called? ......''{Looks at the PSP.}'' OH RIGHT! I GOT 1000 METRES IN 3 MINUTES! WHOO!

'''CHAOS:''' I dunno. I thought you guys invented something. I just lied about having one so we could all talk. It gets broing very easily around here.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' True. .......I heard this rumor that there's this big dump somewhere in the Malteser Galaxy that holds lots of old objects from Earth.

'''CHAOS:''' Cool. Why don't you guys go check it out?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' That's what I was thinking. Hell, I might find a legendary Sega Genesis.

'''CHAOS:''' See if you can find anything in the "Human remains" bins. Y'know what? Just buy them all. I feel like creating something today.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Righty-O. SET COURSE TO MALTESER GALAXY EARTH DUMP! ''{The Ship beeps twice, as a confirmation signal.}'' Ooh. That sounds bland. Change confirmation signal to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW1iq4IO2k blame it on the boogie]!

'''SHIP:''' Don't blame it on the sunshine, Don't blame it on the moonlight, Blame it on the boogie!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Nice.

''{Cut:Earth Dump. The gang, save for Chaos, gets out of the ship, only to be greeted by a giant, fat, green alien with 3 eyes.}''

'''DIRTY LOU:''' ''{Brooklyn Accent}'' Welcome to de Oith dump! I'm Doity Lou. Browse to ya hart's content.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Thanks. How much will this cost? And do you accept Mercurian Dollars?

'''DIRTY LOU:''' Indeed we do. Technology and Oith toy bins are 2 Mecurin Dolas pe item. Housewares and Living sapplies a 1. Any udda bin is free.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Nice. Good thing I have a few grand.

'''DIRTY LOU:''' You can pay on ya way out. I just need ta take a check at your poichased itums.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Thank you good sir. A'ight crew, search around for anything you want.

''{Wade stumbles out of the ship, still out of it from all the syringes.}''

'''WADE:''' O-oh. We landed! ''{snickers}''

''{Wade starts rolling in the trash.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' RED ALERT! REFERENCE TO PREVIOUS EPISODE! UH OH. ''{Runs towards Wade, and quickly removes the syringes. He then snaps his fingers, and the previous episode is forgotten.}'' Whew...

'''WADE:''' ... Look! Trash!

''{Wade continues to roll in the trash.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Is there anything there you would like?

''{Wade picks up a strange skull-headed robot.}''

'''WADE:''' Ooh! Can I have this?

'''ROBOT:''' ''{coughs}'' Where am I-?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No, no. That's just another mouth to feed! 


'''WADE:''' Awww. Okay.

'''ROBOT:''' No no wait take me please-!

''{Wade tosses the robot over a pile of junk.}''

'''B-621:''' ''{Reaches into pile of junk}'' Hmmm? ''{Pulls out a DS. Looks at the cartridge inside}'' What is... Ace Attorney?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' If you want it...

'''B-621:''' Hmmm... I should study this! ...How do I work this thing?

''{UT walks out of the ship}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Ahh, this reminds me of Earth. WAIT WHAT IS THAT ''{pulls a dead Bell clone out of the remains bin}'' Hey, Chaos! You need this?

''{the human remains bin starts shaking}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' What the f-

''{True Hollow Bell bursts out of the bin}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Oh, dammit.

'''TRUE HOLLOW BELL:''' Huh? Oh, HEY, UT! How've you been?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Just fine, until YOU showed up...

'''TRUE HOLLOW BELL:''' Haha! You're just as funny as ever, UT.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{pulls out a knife, starts stabbing THB in the face}'' Stabbity.

''{[[:File:SAS Tahu.png|This]] comes out of the spaceship}''

'''???''' I never thought I'd have to leave the ship... Hey, guys.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' OH DEAR PRIMUS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING

'''WADE:''' I am scared and confused!

'''B-621:''' ''{Still fiddling with DS}'' HOW. DO. I. WORK. THIS.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Oh, you stupid little robot. Here, let me show you. ''{takes DS}'' Well, you see you... Er... Oh wait, I liked Wiis, not DSes. NEVERMIND. ''{gives the DS back to B-621}''

'''???:''' I feel unloved.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Looks around the dump until he sees something huge and metallic buried in the ground. He walks towards it and proceeds to pick it up, with no avail. He then takes off his shirt, revealing his muscles, and tries again, this time successful. As he pulls it from the ground, the object is revealed to be a giant pair of legs from a Mecha.}'' WHOA! THAT. IS AWESOME. ''{Gets out a little device labeled "Compression Gun", and shoots the Legs. They shrink into a tiny form, and Sephiroth puts it in his bag.}''

''{The Spart comes out and starts picking out a few things from the dump, mostly Sardine cans.}''

'''THE SPART:''' Oh groovy! There's some extra fish in these cans! Gonna have a full course meal tonight! YOW!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Where were you?

'''THE SPART:''' I was chilling in my pad.

'''B-621:''' Captain, can you help me out with this... thingy?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sure. ''{Takes DS and scans it. He then looks at the side and flicks the switch. It comes on.}'' I think I did it.. ''{Gives it to B-621.}''

'''B-621:''' Okay, now what? ...Hmmm? ''{Takes out Stylus from the side}'' Whats this white stick?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No idea.. Maybe it's like some configuration thingy for one of the screens.

''{Wade's laughter can be heard from afar.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What's that thingy doing now?

''{Wade is watching something on an old flatscreen.}''

'''WADE:''' Teehee! That dog is funny!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What's that?

'''WADE:''' Uhh... the fun box called it "Courage the Cowardly Dog"! It is so funny seeing him yell! It reminds me of me!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Looks old... Wanna keep it?

'''WADE:''' OOOOOH YES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' It could come in handy with my "Di-vee-dee Vee-ach-hess" System I found.

'''B-621:''' I will call this device... the BS!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' The Nintendo Bull-$#17?

'''B-621:-''' Okay, nevermind... I WILL CALL THIS... THE NINTENDO DUAL-SCREEN. DS for short.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You mean like it says in the menu?

'''B-621:''' ...Oh. Theres something on the menu. It says... "Phoenix Wright: Trials And Tribulations" ''{Pronounces it "Phonics Rigit: Treeals and Triboolations}''

'''WADE:''' Pardon me but that sounds extremely dumb and stupid sir!

''{Long awkward slience}''

'''WADE:''' I know, the irony is staggering.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' .....Hey.... What's this? ''{Sees something else. He walks towards it and picks it up. It is revealed to be a Sega Genesis.}'' OH MY GOD... IT'S A LEGENDARY SEGA GENESIS. THIS CREATION OF GOD WAS REPORTED TO DO WHAT NINTENDON'T. WE MUST CHERISH ITS PRESENCE.

'''WADE:''' Can I play? Pretty please?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' When we get back on the ship.

''{Cut back to the entrance. All the crew members go back onto the ship holding many items. Sephiroth pays Dirty Lou the money, and goes on the ship.}''

'''DIRTY LOU:''' Thanks fer comin', an' all dat jazz. Come back sometime!

''{The ship takes off.}''

'''DIRTY LOU:''' ... It gets real lonely up here. ''{sniffles}''

''{Cut: the rec room. Wade is hooking up the Genesis to a floating screen.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, I managed to get a few games for the Genesis as well. Sonic 3 & Knuckles, Sonic Compilation, Gunstar Heroes, Megaman Wily Wars, and more. ''{Gets out a box with the games in it.}'' They're in here.

'''WADE:''' Ahhh, Mr. Sephiroth man? This TV does not have any plugs!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' We could try the funnybox.

'''WADE:''' OOH! Good idea!

''{Wade waddles off to go get the "funbox".}''

'''B-621:''' Alright, then! I was able to find three more "Ake Atourney" thingys! I'll start out with the first one. ''{Puts first game in DS}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Cool.. I'm gonna give a few things to Chaos.

'''B-621:''' Okay, apparently I'm controlling a lawyer with spikey hair... Okay, looks like I'm gonna have to answer some qouestions... okay, name of defendant... cause of death... name? CRAP, HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT OUT YET. ....Court record? ...Okay, Cindy Stone... Alright, answered them all. Now time for the trial to begin...

''{10 minutes later}''

'''B-621:''' Okay, now what? Hmmm? Thats not right. How do I object...? ''{Accidentally presses Y.}'' W-wha? Hmmm... Objection? ...Holy crap, that was cool!

''{5 more minutes later}''

'''B-621:''' HAHA!!! OBJECTION!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah, I'm gonna carry on playing my PSP. ''{Gets out PSP.}''

'''B-621:''' YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS

'''SEPHIROTH:''' OH PLEASE PSP DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T. JUST LIKE THE GENESIS.

'''B-621:''' DO NOT DOUBT THE AKE ATOURNEY ''{Runs away}''

''{Wade walks in, carrying the "funbox".}''

'''WADE:''' Got it!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright, let's plug this baby in.

''{Pause.}''

'''WADE:''' I should do that.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You should.

''{Wade plugs in the tv. It instantly turns to an old channel.}''

'''WADE:''' Oh! Who is that man with the scarf and hat and phonebooth?

''{Suddenly, the Tardis appears, and the Doctor steps out.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wha?!

'''THE DOCTOR:''' Sorry, I accidentally hit the wrong co-ordinates. Hey! That's me! ''{Points to the screen.}'' Oh well. Off I go! ''{Goes back into the Tardis and vanishes.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whoa.

'''WADE:''' I like this box! It shows me things that could never happen to me!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Let me try.. ''{Switches channel to the movie channel.}'' Wha?! Why is that girl dancing with that Scarecrow? And what the hell is that Lion doing there?

'''WADE:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Turn it off! Turn it off!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What? It scares you?

''{Wade runs over to the TV and switches the channel to TDI.}''

'''WADE:''' AAAAAAUGH

''{Wade changes it again, this time to King of the Hill.}''

'''WADE:''' That's better!

''{UT and THB walk in}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hey, guys-Wait, I just realized something. Are THB and I the ONLY people on this ship who remembers how stuff works back from the 2nd millennium?

''{Chaos hits Unholy Tracy up on his 2-way.}''

'''CHAOS:''' No.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Oh right. I forgot about you. ...Wait, what about Seph? He was alive back then, and he acts like stuff from our time are just legends!

'''CHAOS:''' Explosion, Bell. Explosion. SOMEBODY is bound to die.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Oh, right.

'''THB:''' You know what's strange? I just crawled out of a pile of garbage and followed you onto the ship, and NOBODY cares! And, as far as I know, nobody knows who I am...

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' And THAT'S why I hate you, THB. ''{pulls out a pocket knife, stabs THB in the eye... socket}''

''{Homestar tiger runs in screaming with a knife in his back. He falls on the floor dead.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...I don't know how, or why, but this is somehow your fault, isn't it?

'''THB:''' Probably.

'''CHAOS:''' Look, can you tell Seph to hurry up? JCM just called and if you guys don't get here to help me in time, he'll start trying to actually be friends with me.

''{Another Homestar tiger runs in on fire. He falls on the floor dead.}''

'''WADE:''' Ahhh... what's wrong with Mr. Tiger man?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Clones? Okay, this is DEFINITELY your fault.

'''THB:''' Looks like it.

''{An ubercharged Homestar tiger with a minigun runs through being ubercharged by a Homestar tiger with a medigun}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Offscreen}'' Help! Someone hooked the cloner up to my computer while I was playing Team Fortress 2!!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Okay, it can't be you. You've been right next to me this whole time.

'''THB:''' Strange...

''{Suddenly, a laser shines on THB's forehead, and '''''BOOM'''''}''

'''ANOTHER HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Beauty!

'''CHAOS:''' What's wrong, Tracy, GUY I AM STILL ON THE GOD-DAMN PHONE WITH!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Well, a bunch of Homestar tiger clones are attacking us AND MY NAME'S UNHOLY TRACY DAMMIT CALL ME UT OR SOMETH-

''{THB's body punches his hand into the back of UT's head, rips out his skull, and places it on his neck. Tentacles extend out from under the skull, and latch onto his shoulders}''

'''THB:''' You fail at life, Tiger. ''{pulls out a sword, slices the clone's head off}''

'''WADE:''' This is all very confusing.

'''CHAOS:''' Oh, wondering where my cloning machine went. Look, if you want to stop it, all you have to do is go to the machine, and clog it's intake with something BIG.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{rips off head, a new one grows in its place}'' Will a human skull do?

'''CHAOS:''' No, it's a BIG intake. Why not use Wade? It won't hurt him, just the thousands of potential H*T's you're going to kill.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Can I clog it with a... ''{looks at THB}'' ...thing the size of a fully grown, adult human male?


'''CHAOS:''' No. Too much harms the clog, too little does nothing. Find something equal in size to Wade, at least.

'''WADE:''' You don't mind if I take the TV into my room, do you? Ahhh... my room is pretty much the closet, but still?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Ungh, alright... Wade, can you follow me?

'''WADE:''' Okay!

''{Wade picks up the television and starts following Tracy. Cut to H*t's room. UT takes Wade and stuffs him into the intake. Cut to a few minutes later. UT and Wade, who is carrying the TV run onscreen}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{calls up Chaos}'' IT DIDN'T WORK

'''CHAOS:'''' You have to leave Wade IN the intake tube for a while.

'''WADE:''' But I am very sore now! Please find something else!

''{Wade sets down the television.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU SEE-

''{a giant, green Homestar tiger bursts into the room}''

''{Ryan-X walks in}''

'''RYAN-X:''' Oh hey there. I- ''{sees giant HST}'' What now...

'''WADE:''' It has been a long day.


'''CHAOS:''' Tracy, hand the phone to Ryan. I think I know how I can fix this.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Right. ''{hands phone to Ryan-X}''



'''CHAOS:''' RX SUIT MODEL ONE, DISCONNECT FROM BODY UNIT "RYAN", ENTER CLONING APPERATUS I, AND SELF-DESTRUCT!

''{Ryan's head and arms pop off from the suit}''

'''RYAN-X:''' What the flying crap?! My suit just-Hey, did I hear Wily Wars before? I would play...if I could move. Somehow I can move my arms...

''{All the HST clones disappear}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Crap, I was disconnected from the server!

''{Sephiroth comes in, wearing a Protective Suit.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wow, that was fun. Oh yeah, and Tiger..... You may need to start looking for a new computer. Unless you're good at repairing charred piles of debris which have been ejected into space!

''{Homestar tiger whines... then looks at the sniper tiger's hat}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Oh, cool! ''{Takes off black hat, puts on sniper hat}'' Like it?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Takes the hat of Tiger and ejects that into space.}'' No.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' WAAAAH! WHY DO YOU TAKE EVERYTHING I LOVE AWAY? ''{Jumps out window after hat}''

'''SEPHROTH:''' I really should get a robot janitor. Hopefully one with no emotions.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{flies back in, all beaten up and clothes torn. He has the sniper hat back on, which is in perfect shape.}'' Got the hat back! Excuse me, I need to fix myself up. ''{Leaves}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright, I'm going to plug in the genesis. ''{Picks up the TV, and goes back into the meeting room. He plugs in the Genesis and switches it on.}'' Wow... It works.

''{Homestar tiger runs in}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' What channels does it have?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Lots.. It's kinda weird, as this TV is thousands of years old, yet it receives channels from every moment of time. Look at this. ''{Turns the TV on, and changes the channel to a 1940's News Station.}''

'''TV:''' Breaking news! The Nazi War Criminal "Adolf Hitler" has just been found dead in a bunker with his wife, Eva Braun. He was reported to have shot himself. His wife, however showed no signs of violence.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' See?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' COOL! Hey, can you go to 2000 on it and play Cartoon Network?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sure. ''{Changes the channel to year 2000 Cartoon Network. Ed, Edd, n Eddy is on.}'' What's this?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Ed, Edd, and Eddy, of course! ''{Eddy is using Ed to shovel}'' Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole! HAW!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' How did you know that?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I've been watching since it came on until they stopped showing it!!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' How? ......How old are you?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I'm over 9000!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wow. You look rather young for your age.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' It's a mystery me and Shwoo have been trying to solve for 8000 years!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' She's old too?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' And she still looks great! Oh, look, Tom and Jerry is on!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' A Cat and a mouse.... Fighting? Wow.... This is old.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Well, so am I! ''{Looks at tv}'' HAHAHAHAHA!!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Shouting Out.}'' CHAOS! I'VE GOT SOME THINGS FOR YOU!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' What are these "things?"

'''WADE:''' I hope it's birthday cake!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Hey, Wade, old buddy! Wanna watch some cartoooooooooooons with me? ''{Stretches the Cartoons sound}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No, they're spare animal parts.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' OOOOoooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh.... ''{Stretches the Oh}''

'''WADE:''' Are they edible?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Not for you! Plus, I already got you some crispies to eat! ''{Gets out a box of rice crispies.}''

''{Homestar tiger puts wade atop his head}''

'''WADE:''' I make a nice hat!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Takes sniper hat and puts it on Wade}'' So does this! Now shut up and watch the television!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey! Wade! I said I got you crispies!

'''WADE:''' I'll get to it!

''{Wade grabs an as-of-yet unseen remote and flips the channel.}''

'''WADE:''' Hahaha! That fat guy is fighting a chicken! ... Wait a minute! That's not funny at all!

''{Wade glares at you. Yes, you, Adrian.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' HAHAHAthat's stupid.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Let me try something.

''{Sephiroth changes the channel.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whoa. Those are some foul mouthed kids. Especially that fat one.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Gimme that! ''{Takes remote, clicks through channels}'' Oh, cool, the Video Game Channel! Lemme see if I can get some console commands for my VALVE games.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You mean the ones I destroyed?

'''WADE:''' Ahhhhh... I hope you still have the disk!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' .....Well, if I didn't destroy it, then this ship would still be in turmoil by the clones. Don't worry, we still have the GENESIS.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{wakes up suddenly}'' Huh? Wha? ...IS THIS THE G4 CHANNEL YAY

''{Chaos enters the room.}''

'''CHAOS:''' ...The hell? What are you all doing?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Watching this TV we unearthed. Oh yeah, I got you some spare animal parts! ''{Gets out a box full of body parts.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' If you find my foot in there, can I have it back?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Changes channel to a 1960's Music channel.}''

'''TV:''' Help me get my feet right off the ground!! And I do appreciate that simple sound! Will you please, please help me?

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Grabbing the box of animal remains}'' TV...''{turns it to 2002, Scrubs appears onscreen.}'' I've got a bad feeling about this thing.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' OOO! I love this show!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I assume it is because it is set in a hospital, right?

'''THB:''' AGH EW SCRUBS ''{changes channel}'' Ooh, Cinemax. ... ''{looks at Wade, changes channel}'' Nevermind...

'''CHAOS:''' Well, I'm heading up to my room with this crap. I've actually got to build Ryan a new body, though. Anybody know where his remains went?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Scattered.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Oh, hey, that reminds me. ''{pulls out a Bell clone}'' I found this in the human remains bin. D'you want it?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' You can take mine! ''{Eats TF2 stickybomb}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Er, wait. Ryan's a blue anthro fox. Hold on... ''{pulls out a UT clone, transforms it into his furry form}'' There.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' So, you don't want mine... oh dear. I just ate a bomb.

'''THB:'''''{disconnects a tentacle from his shoulder, stretches it down H*t's throat, pulls out the bomb}'' Ding.

''{Said bomb explodes, blasting Ash onto THB's face.}''

'''CHAOS:''' I hear ash stains. Better ''{starts laughing}'' break out the bleach!

''{Chaos walks off laughing.}''

'''THB:''' ... ''{shakes off the ash}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Good thing there was a detonater. I would hate to have that go off.

''{Meanwhile...}''

'''B-621:''' HELL YEAH!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!! I WON THE FRIGGIN CASE! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Wait... CASE 2 UNLOCKED!? THERES MORE!? ...HELL YEAH

''{Homestar tiger runs in}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' That game just dupes kids into think court is fun! WHAT, do you just play it because you have nothing better to do?! DAAAH! ''{Smashes game with baseball bat}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{appears}'' Hi, I'm from the future, from when Chaos rips out your goddasmn heart for not giving a crap about the plot and subplots. ''{kicks H*t into a wall, pulls out another DS, with the same Ace Attorney game in it, at the exact same point B-621 was playing at, hands to B-621}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Weakly}'' I think you shattered my everything.

'''B-621:''' NYEHEHEH ''{Touches screen with stylus}'' Ace attorney ace attorney ace attorney... ''{Continues to slowly chant Ace Attorney to himself}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Aw, crap, it's that rancid smell of addiction. I kept smelling it when I was watching Wallace and Gromit.

''{UT's phone rings}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm? ''{gets out cellphone, flips open}'' Hello?

'''THB:'''''{from phone}'' Hey, uhh, I was looking around in your TARDIS, and I think your Timey-Wimey Detector's broken.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' What do you mean?

'''THB:'''''{from phone}'' Well, there's stuff, but it's not going "ding".

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Right, I'll be right there. ''{flips phone closed}'' Ciao! ''{disappears}''

''{cut back to the rest of the crew, watching TV}''

'''KYUBII:''' Oh, Fred Flinstone! You're such a riot! Heh... yabba-dabba-do...

'''THB:''' NEXT ''{changes channel}'' ...Squids? In the country?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' There are squids in the country in 5647, remember?

''{Wade is shown, snoozing.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' He's sleeping on my brain. I've got a little green thing on the brain! AND I CAN'T THINK!!

''{Wade suddenly bolts off of HT's head.}''

'''WADE:''' Please don't yell so loud!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' YEAH! <big>DON'T YELL LOUD '''OKAY?'''</big>

'''SEPHIROTH:''' 'Scuse me! I'm watching Tivee!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Sorry, Wade. Now, let's do something everyone loves to do together. Eat food, play cards and watch TV!

''{the thing from earlier walks in}''

'''???:''' I wonder what's for DINNAH?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Oh, god what is that thing? Whatever it is- ''{Pulls out baseball bat}'' It's dead! ''{Runs towards ???}''

'''WADE:''' BURN IT

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' You got it, pal! ''{Pulls out flamethrower}''



'''THB:'''''{screeches and detaches head. It latches onto the creature}'' I'LL HOLD HIM DOWN FOR YA

''{K-Bot stumbles into the room)''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{Scratchy, robotic voice}'' Heey guysss, I tink some ''{qucikly}'' sort of frequence ''{normal voice}'' is giving me a severe system failure! Also ''{robotic}'' I was hit by a truckkkkk... ''{powers down and falls over}''

''{Homestar tiger ignites the ???}''

''(OOC: I want this to tie in with my idea on the talk page.)''

'''???:''' AUGHHH! STOP, DROP, AND ROLL! ''{does so}'' You people are real jerks to your... Oh. I guess you've never actually seen me. I'm actually Tahu. Hi. ''{holds out mecha hand}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Oh, hi. I thought you were some kinda monster. ''{Holds out invisible hand}''

'''WADE:''' Ta-whoooooooooooo.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Guys.. Try not to injure other crew members. The punishment for that is a swift kick in the balls, you know.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Shut up! ''{Compressed Air Blasts Sephiroth out of the room.}''


'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Runs back in.}'' Technically that wasn't injuring, but still annoying so I will do this. ''{Picks up a trashcan, and dumps the trash on Homestar Tiger.}'' Just like that. ''{Smug grin.}''

''{R@1ku is playing Pokemon Diamond and Pearl. He is using a Steelix.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Steelix? Meh. I use a Rayquasa.

'''R@1KU:''' HELLO COMMANDER. WANNA PLAY WIFI? ''{pulls out other ds.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...This is getting stupid.

'''THB:''' Seriously.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' If you need us, we'll be at the bar.

''{THB and UT walk offscreen}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' When does the episode end?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What the hell are you talking abou-

''{Episode ends.}''

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Space-Aged Stupidity/eps/9

2011-03-27T23:55:52Z

Bluebry: kjntwrewe

== Summary ==
The crew has terrible dreams after eating an odd space fungus scraped off of the ship by one of the robots.

== Transcript ==
''{Sephiroth is in the captain quarters, throwing darts, and looking rather bored.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Damn... Can't sleep. ''{Forcibly throws a dart, making it rebound, and stab Sephiroth in the chest.}'' Damn.. I guess I'll have to go to the doctors. ''{Gets up, and leaves.}''

''{Cut;Chaos' lab. Chaos is duct-taped to the wall.}''

'''CHAOS:''' I hate my workforce.

''{Sephiroth walks in.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey Chaos, I accidentally stabbed myself playing darts again.. Why are you all duct-taped?

'''CHAOS:''' Well, I was reprogramming GR-01 to be able to help me in the lab, but he sort of...broke. He duct-taped me to the wall, then jumped out the airlock. I can help you...for the right pr-I mean, if you get me down...''{under breath}'' and for the right price

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sure. ''{Takes an empty syringe and fills it with his blood. He then dabs his blood on the duct tape, and the duct tape melts away.}'' Yeah.. Don't ask why my blood is like that.

'''CHAOS:''' Thank god the laws of physics don't apply, or else around now I would- ''{falls face-first into the floor}'' Fall.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright.. All I need you to do is just mend me. And wear gloves. Unless you want skeleton hands.

'''CHAOS:''' I don't think you know me well enough to know that I needn't any safety gear to operate.

''{Chaos shakes the tape off, pulls out a sewing needle, some string, and a squeegie.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright. ''{Lies down on the table.}'' Oh, since mankind has evolved beyond the use of a liver, you can have that if you want.

'''CHAOS:''' ...What's a liver?

''{Wade walks in.}''

'''WADE:''' Hey, where are the snaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

''{Wade runs off, screaming.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I forgot to tell him we ran out of snacks. Oh well. ''{Looks at wound.}'' Meh. It'll heal itself. See ya Chaos. ''{Gets up and leaves.}''

'''CHAOS:''' But I didn't get to use the squeegie!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Walks in, tired}'' Ugg... I guess I'll get a snack, and then, back to the grind.

''{Cut to the canteen. Sephiroth is searching through the fridges.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hungry... No snacks..

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' AWWWWW!! I guess it's back to the grind. ''{puts on space suit}''




'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright.

''{Chaos wheels in a cart of fresh unborn cow embryos.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Hey, Seph, I forgot to mention that I used all of the snacks to feed my pregnant cows. These babies are going to make great stem cells! JCM won't look a day over 70! Wait...I thought I heard H*t around here. Where'd he go?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' He's gone to the surface of the ship to clean it.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Sephy, please open the airlock.

''{Sephiroth does so, and Homestar tiger goes to the outside of the ship. He goes to the underside.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Wow, this part hasn't been cleaned in- ooo, whats that?

''{There is a fungus on the bottom of the ship. It is making alternating colors.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Sephy... I think I found food.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What is it? And what the hell is it doing there?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' 1-It's some kinda odd fungus. 2-I don't know, but I blame Chaos.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright, scrape it up. We'll analyse it.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' OKAY! ''{Pulls out clay knife, attempts to remove it}'' Grr, ugh, aaauughh... GRRR ''{SNAP! The clay knife breaks}'' I can't!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Lemme see. ''{Climbs outside with no suit.}'' Ooh. I see it. ''{Looks around, and sees a robotic arm floating.}'' Hey! That arm belonged to my evil robot clone! ....We could try that.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Oh, you mean the one I suspected was evil and I was right? Yeah, that would definitely work!! -WAIT, SEPH, YOU DON'T HAVE A SUIT ON!!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' It appears I do not. Oh well.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Uhhh... is there a robot or something I could use?

''{Seph's head explodes}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Unaware that his head has exploded.}' Dunno.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I'm-aaah... I'm gonna take you to the doc and go see.

''{Time passes...}''

''{Homestar tiger is controlling a robot over a camera and Sephiroth is sitting by him, with a generic head.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah... ''{Takes off the generic head, revealing the normal head.}'' Don't ask.

''{The robot scrapes the colorful fungus into a bucket and the robot comes into port.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright. Let's see what this stuff is!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' <big><big>CHAOS! COME HERE IF YOU WANT SOME FREE CHEESE!!</big></big>

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'm still really tired. After we find out what this stuff is, I'm hitting the hay.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{walks in wearing a robe and holding a cup of coffee}'' H-hey guys. ''{yawns}''

'''THB:'''''{runs in}'' HEY EVERY-

''{UT flings the coffee into THB's face}''

'''THB:''' AH OH GOD THE PAIN

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey Unholy. Hey umm... Your name?

'''THB:''' Hmm? Oh, I'm True Hollow Bell. You can call me THB.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Cool, Cool.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I hope you don't mind he got onto the sh- ''{sees the fungus}'' ...THB, did you do that?

'''THB:''' Hmm... It's possible...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' We're waiting for it to be Analyzed. There is a chance it could be edible.

''{Tiger smells the fungus.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' It smells like warm chicken and potatoes.

'''B-621:''' ''{Proffesor Farnsworth voice}'' Good news, everyone! I got a dream program install- ... ''{Normal voice}'' What the hell is that?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I suspect, some gourmet meal fungus. Can we eat it?

''{Wade takes a piece and chomps on it.}''

'''WADE:''' ... Ooh! It's so meaty and... sweet? Mmm!

''{Wade takes a piece and gives it to Tiger.}''

'''WADE:''' Try it!

''{Homestar tiger eats the piece Wade gave him.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Heavy Weapons Guy Impression}'' Mmmm... Moist and delicious! Ahahahaha!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... ''{takes a piece of the fungus, eats it}'' ...Hmm. Nice.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ......Ah, what the heck? ''{Takes a piece and eats it.}'' For me.. it tastes somewhat like Haddock and Coke. I'm assuming it tastes different for everyone else. .....''{Eyes droop a little.}'' Wow.. I'm tired. I'm gonna try to go to sleep again.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{yawns}'' Ah, me, too.

'''THB:''' ... ''{eats some of the fungus}'' ...So will I. C'mon UT, let's get back to the TARDIS.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Ri-''{falls over, asleep}''

'''THB:''' ...Great. ''{picks up UT, carries him offscreen}''

'''B-621:''' ... Ah, what the hell? Nobody else is going to, anyway... ''{Eats the rest of the fungus}'' ...That was... new. Anyway, ACTIVATING SLEEP-MODE ''{Falls over}''

''{Sephiroth walks back into his quarters. Cut to inside UT's TARDIS. The doors swing open, and THB walks in carrying UT. He lays UT onto a hammock in the corner of the TARDIS. THB then walks over to the other side of the TARDIS, lays down on the floor, and falls asleep. Cut back to the rest of the crew}''

''{Wade yawns and immediately falls over, asleep.}''

''{Cut to Sephiroth's room. He is sleeping in the bed. Suddenly, he starts shaking really bad. Cut to inside UT's TARDIS. THB and UT start shaking as well. Cut to B-621, who is shaking while muttering "malfuntion" in his sleep. Cut back.}''

''{Cut to Homestar tiger's room. He is making frightened moans. Cut back to Sephiroth. He is shaking more rigorously now. The scene fades into his dream. Sephiroth is walking in a field full of strawberries, and the sky is purple. Diamonds are in the sky.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whoa... Where am I?

''{Suddenly, the strawberries start coming to life, and they start to march around Sephiroth.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What the-... ''{The ground underneath him disappears, sending him down below. He appears in what looks like the meeting room. All the crew are there, standing facing the wall so you don't see their faces.}'' Hello? ....''{Walks over to Chaos.}'' Chaos? ''{He taps the Chaos on the shoulder and he suddenly turns around, revealing his face. It is an insane Joker grin. All the other crew members turn around to reveal the same face.}''

'''ALL OF THE CREW:''' GOO GOO G'JOOB. ''{Suddenly, Sephiroth wakes up, all covered in cold sweat.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Breathing heavily.}'' Holy crap.. What the hell was that...

''{cut back to inside UT's TARDIS. Both UT and THB are rolling around}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hnngh... Ah...

'''THB:''' Nhh... Hrr...

''{cut to inside UT's dream. He is falling through a red sky}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Wha-

''{UT lands on the ground, which appears to be pink cloud}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...What IS this?

''{Haruhi Suzumiya and Kyon walk up to UT. Both of them have Domo-kun's face. They pull out swords}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' KYON, HARUHI, NO! NOO-

''{cut back to the TARDIS. UT falls out of his hammock}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Ahh!

''{cut to inside THB's dream, which is a funeral}''

'''THB:''' Huh? Who died? ''{looks into the casket, which has himself in it}'' AHH! ''{falls into the casket, fuses with his corpse}'' Hey! I'm alive! Hey!

''{the casket is closed, and lowered into the ground}''

'''THB:''' Let me out of here! Hey! HEY! HELP ME!

''{cut back to the TARDIS. THB wakes up}''

'''THB:''' OH GOD LET ME OUT OF HERE

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Dude! Calm down!

''{Sephiroth knocks and then comes in.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You guys had a bad dream too?

''{Homestar tiger (In his room) screams}''

''{Chaos comes on the intercom.}''

'''CHAOS:''' ATTENTION, DUELISTS! My hair wants me to tell you that I'm referencing YGO:tAS. Also, I threw out that glowing fungus, and should tell you all that it has incredibly high toxicity levels, with side effects such as bloating, diarrhea, nausea, dream complications, and shortness of breath. So if you guys ate it, it sucks for you! ''{begins cackling evily!}'' But no, seriously, I have an antidote for it. But I feel as though you all deserve a challenge.

''{Cut to B-621. Suddenly, he wakes up.}''

'''B-621:''' SYSTEM CORRUPT SYSTEM CORRUPT ''{Zoom in. The camera goes into his mind, where a smaller holographic B-621 appears}'' What is this? Could this be... my main computer operating system...?

''{Suddenly, gears start to spin at top speed. B-621 gets caught up in one of the gears. The gear stops and launches him.}''

'''B-621:''' ''{Lands on a hard metal material}'' W-what is this? ''{See's a holographic Seph by an operating system.}'' C-captain?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Transforms into a Sephiroth made out of Ones and Zeroes}'' 1010101011110001! ''{Pulls a switch. Camera zooms out to reveal the metal material is a conveyor belt. The coveyor belt moves forward}''

'''B-621:''' W-whats going on!?

''{Cut to the end of the conveyor belt. At the end is what looks like a giant garbage crusher. Under it is a a huge metallic container labelled "Scrap metal". Eyes and mouths appear among the scraps of metal.}''

'''JUNK:''' ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!!

'''B-621:''' ''{Gets closer to the crusher. About to fall in}'' N-NO! N-NOOOOOOOOOO!!! ''{Wakes up}'' SYSTEM CORRUPT!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

''{Cut back.}''

'''CHAOS:''' So, t orecap, you all must gather everyone that ate the fungus into one collective mass, and get them to my lab in one hour. But, each 5 minutes, I'll be spraying sleping gas in every room but my own. Your hour starts now. Good luck!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ______________ YOU CHAOS YOU SON OF A ____________ YOUR MOTHER WAS A _______ AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED LIKE _______!! IF YOU DON'T GIVE US THAT ANTIDOTE: ''{Pulls out shotgun}'' TO ________ WITH YOU!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' DAMMIT CHAOS

'''CHAOS:''' Sorry, this isn't a two-way intercom system. I mean...Uh...NO!

''{Chaos disconnects the intercom system. He then laughs at an incredibly loud volume, as everyone can hear it.}''

'''B-621:''' ''{Runs by screaming}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...So, we have five minutes, and his lab is... ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SHIP GODDAMMIT ALL

''{Homestar tiger breaks open the door with his foot}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I AIN'T GOIN THROUGH THAT DREAM AGAIN! '''DIE YOU MOTHER________'''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' GET YOUR JANITOR ASS OUT OF MY TARDIS 

'''KYUBII:''' ''{Walks in}'' Hey guys! Whats going on? I'm ''trying'' to sleep...

''{Homestar tiger takes out a sledge hammer, and breaks down one of the doors. Cut to a first person game view of Homestar tiger, and he is running through the ship, smashing and shooting doors, with the others running around, while [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z95GuU-uLtI this music] is playing}'' 

'''CHAOS:''' Five minute interval number one.

''{Chaos fills every room with sleeping gas. Homestar Tiger falls flat on his face.}''

'''B-621:''' Thank god I'm a ro- ...DEAR GOD ITS LEAKING IN ''{Passes out}''

''{Homestar tiger whines in his sleep}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' GODDAMMIT TIGER QUIT MESSING UP MY TARDI-''{falls asleep}''

''{Homestar tiger screams}''

''{Meanwhile, Wade is tossing and turning in his sleep. Cut to his dream, in which he is being torn apart by vicious, black, blood-stained hands. After being torn to pieces, he is put back together like a jigsaw. A black hand then takes him and squishes him like a grape, sending blood everywhere. The blood starts to collect in a large pool and begins to swirl around, eventually forming Wade once again. He is then crushed by a large, bloody, silver hammer. His dead body is taken, straightened out, and rejuvenated. Outside of the dream, Wade is quietly mumbling to himself in his native tongue while rolling around, still asleep.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' WADE! WAKE THE ____ UP!!

''{The gas has apparently cleared}''

'''WADE:''' ''{still half-asleep}'' mama

'''KYUBII:''' ''{Wakes up}'' Well, that was a nice nap... anyways, whats going on?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{wakes up}'' Huh? Wha? L-look, I think we should start getting to Chaos' lab.

'''KYUBII:''' ... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

''{The intercom system comes back on.}''

'''CHAOS:''' That was boring. You were only asleep for 5 minutes. Meaning you have 50 to get here. Next gassing break in 5.

'''WADE:''' what

''{Wade gets up, wobbles around a bit, and falls over onto his face. He begins to sleep again.}''



''{Homestar tiger picks up wade and puts him in his Janitor shirt pocket.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I'll carry ya, buddy.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' QUIT STANDING AROUND AND RUN GODDAMMIT ''{runs out of the TARDIS}''

'''THB:''' AAH! ''{runs after UT}''

'''B-621:''' GODSPEED ''{Flies off}''

'''KYUBII:''' ...Does this have anything to do with that fungus? I skipped it and ate one of our leftover tacos from last night.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{offscreen}'' YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

''{Fade in to Wade's dream. Again. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFwrIwRM6WA&feature=related This music] plays as the same sequence of events happens as before, except this time with wacky sound effects.}''

'''WADE:''' ''{sleeping}'' Mmf... tee-hee!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I can't wait until that fungus gives me a pleasant dream.

''{UT and THB fly past H*t and Wade}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' That was utterly pointless. WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!

''{cut to UT and THB}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Did they just say they need to leave the ship instead of getting the antidote?

'''THB:''' I think so...

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' We have to get to the lab and out of this room before-

''{The room fills up with gas}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' DANGIT!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Are we even IN a room? I thought this was a hallw-''{passes out}''

''{cut to inside Unholy Tracy's dream. There is someone standing beside him ripping up hentai manga and stomping on a laptop}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' AGH NO

'''SKULLBUGGY:'''''{appears onscreen}'' oh go "hug" your bodypillow

''{cut back. UT is strangling THB}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{asleep}'' DIE SKULLBUGGY

''{Homestar tiger is making happy mutters. Cut to inside THB's dream. He is being attacked by tentacles}''

'''THB:''' OH DEAR GOD WHAT THE HELL

''{cut to Chaos' lab.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Funny. I never hit the gas button...

''{Unholy Tracy and THB warp in}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hey, Chaos.

'''CHAOS:''' Hey, guys. You need to wait for the others to get here. Perhaps you can help me solve the mystery of who the hell pressed the gas button.

'''THB:''' Honestly, we're immune to the death aspect of the fungus. We just like watching everyone freak out. Now, where IS the gas button?

'''CHAOS:''' Well, I could tell you, but you wouldn't want to press it afterwards...

'''THB:''' ...Ew.

''{Cut to R@1ku's dream. Raiku is there.}''

'''R@1KU:''' FATHER?

'''RAIKU:''' Hello, son. I can tell you how to save everyone. Well, I don't want to, but I have to. You have to strink, and take the fungus out of there bodies. Tell chaos I said hi.

''{fade back.}''

'''R@1KU:''' THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THEM IS TO STRINK, GO IN THERE BODIES, AND TAKE OUT THE FUNGUS. OH, AND CHAOS, RAIKU SAYS HI.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{offscreen}'' CHAOS HAS THE BLEEDING ANTIDOTE

''{OOC: Rai, do you even bother to read what's happening?}''

'''R@1KU:''' RAIKU KNOWS ALL HE'S MY DAD

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{offscreen}'' GO THROW YOURSELF INTO A TRASH COMPACTOR

''{Cut back to Chaos's lab. Sephiroth is now there.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Antidote please.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Oh, hey, Chaos, it's been five minutes. Press the button.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' They're taking to long. Release the tear gas also.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Also, put this- ''{pulls out a dead opossum}'' -in the air vent.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' That will lure them here.

''{Suddenly, the door is taken down by a shotgun blast. Homestar tiger runs in.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' YOU JERKS!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Jeez. What's your problem today? Did that fungus increase your jerkatude?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Shut up. Or I'll do to you what I just did to the door.


'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Turns around, facing the wall. He then quickly turns around, and faces Homestar Tiger, holding a BFG9000.}'' You were saying?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Oh... nothing. But, is the fungus deadly? And when do we all get cured?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Slow down, Holloway Roberts. Okay. One; Yes, it's bleeding deadly, that's why you ha an hour to get here. And two; When everyone arrives.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah... ''{Gets out a little microphone and shouts through it.}'' ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE PUNKS! GET HERE OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASSES WITH MY BFG9000! ''{Message is repeated through intercom.}'' There we go.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Oh, snap, I still have Wade! ''{Pulls wade out of shirt pocket.}'' Wade? C'mon, little buddy!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Wake up, Wade, we're at gramma's.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' WADE, WAKE!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{rubs Wade's belly}'' C'mon, Wade. ...Wade? WADE? ... GIVE ME THAT GODDAMN ANTIDOTE, CHAOS!

'''CHAOS:''' He's just asleep. Quit whining.

''{Wade yawns a little bit and continues sleeping.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Nervous groan}'' Rrr.... AAAAUUUGGGGHHH!! ''{Starts repeatedly banging Wade against the wall}''

''{Wade starts to bleed.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Okay, ''that'' probably killed him.

''{Wade falls onto the ground and ambles off.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I WANT THAT-

''{Technical Difficulties Screen}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' -ANTIDOTE, CHAOS!!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{runs off, runs back in Holding Wade in his arms}'' Tiger, if that fungus doesn't kill you, I will.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' You wanna mess with a guy who's been shot, burned, blown up, bludgeoned, cut, banged, and everything of that manner over 5000 times in his life, and survived? I'LL END YOU!!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Yes, yes I do.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Dude, I survived thousands of beatings. You can try anything. I'll survive.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Okay, you've forced me to do this. ''{sets down Wade, grabs H*t by his shirt, warps off with him}''

''{cut to the entire universe. UT and H*t appear there}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' You see all this, Tiger? This is the universe.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Pretty! ''{Pulls out camera, takes picture}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' And now for the fun part.

''{UT and H*t break into an infinite amount of microscopic pieces. They are scattered across the universe}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{echoey}'' What do you think of it now, now that you can see everything in it?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Also pretty. ''{shattered piece takes picture}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ... And now the final part.

''{the shattered pieces fly directly towards a point in space, which is the LeviathanX. Once inside, they transform back into UT and H*t}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Now what do you think?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' It was really cool. I wanna do it again.

'''B-621:''' Doctor... please... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE US THE ANTIDOTE! I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WAS A WAFFLE BEING EATEN BY TEN FAT KIDS.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Oh my god!!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Usually when I do that, your brain will rupture. ...DAMMIT OF COURSE HOW COULD YOU RUPTURE A BRAIN IF THERE IS NO BRAIN TO RUPTURE

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' It's true. I don't have a brain.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING INSIDE YOU DO YOU

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Spits out shotgun}'' I have this.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...I MEAN ORGANS AND STUFF

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Oh, I've got organs. My stomach just takes up a lot of torso space.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Oh, okay then.

''{Homestar tiger and Unholy Tracy stare at eachother for a few seconds.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' How much longer 'till the fungus kills us?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Well, I'd say it wouldn't kill ''us'', per se, as I know I'm immune to the deadly effects, and I'm pretty sure you're immortal. But, we seem to have about... 15 minutes left.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I feel relieved and panicked at the same time.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Even so, I suggest we do have some of the antidote, as without it, we'd likely still have the nightmares.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I feel weird.... ''{Cut to Sephiroth's point of view. He looks at Unholy Tracy and Homestar tiger, and everything starts to change appearance, until the end result resembles [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOO8-Jp-xsg&feature=related this.]}'' Whoa.. I think the fungus is taking effect on what we see in real life too now..

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Actually, that's probably because I put some LSD into the ship's water supply...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No, it's not that.. I built an immunity to that years ago.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Oh. Well, I guess it is the fungus. ...Well, I don't know about you, but I like the new indoor Pepperland.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You see it too?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I see it.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' WE NEED ANTIDOTES OR SO HELP ME I WILL KILL EVERYONE ON THIS SHIP

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I WANT TO END THIS

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' <big>I LIKE YELLING</big>

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright... Let's calm down... If Chaos won't give it to us, we'll have to find it! GUYS! LET'S PLUNDER AND PILLAGE THE LAB!!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Guys. Calm down. We need to handle this like sane people.

'''CHAOS:''' How about this; I'll give you the antidote if you can each spell a word.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ...Fine.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{honest}'' This should be hard...

'''CHAOS:''' Homestar Tiger, spell "Cat".

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Errrr... C.... A.... uhhh... thinking, thinking... T?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whoa.. You actually got it right... You do have a brain!

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Throws a small vial containing the antidote to Homestar Tiger}'' Very good. Tracy, spell "Wandering".

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Okay then. Wandering. W-A-N-D-E-R-I-N-G. Wandering.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Me next!

'''B-621:''' NO ME

'''CHAOS:''' Fine, B, spell "Social".

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Can I have my antidote first?

'''CHAOS:''' You can have it after B-621 finishes spelling Social.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Thank you. ''{thinking}'' Hmm... That's strange... If I know Chaos, these words should be really hard... Wait. Could I have... ''{eyes widen, normal}'' I'VE LOST MY GENRE SAVVINESS! ''{screams, runs off}''

'''B-621:''' S-O-C-I-A-L. NOW GIVE ME THE ANTIDOTE.

''{UT is about to run straight into Chaos, but he punches him and sends him to the ground. Chaos drops a small vial on him, and gives a disc containing the antidote program to B-621.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Now, for captain Sephiroth.

'''B-621:''' ''{A small compartment opens out of his mouth. He puts the disc in. More robotic voice.}'' PROCESSING... PROCESSING... PROCESSING... COMPLETE. ''{Normal voice}'' DEAR GOD I'M FREE

'''CHAOS:''' Sephiroth, you have the honor of spelling...
Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Eh? ...OH, THANK ''PRIMUS'', I WAS RIGHT. ''{grabs the vial of antidote, drinks}''

'''THB:''' I suggest that after Seph, Wade goes, then me, and then, if he hasn't died yet, Tiger.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I already got the frickin' antidote! ''{Drinks antidote}'' What, you wanted me dead?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright! I can do this! L..... O...... P...... A..... ''{Sephiroth's heart starts beating loudly.}'' D.... O.... T.... E.... OH GOD GIVE ME THE ANTIDOTE!! RAWR!!! ''{Lounges at Chaos and forces his hand through Chaos's jacket. He pulls out a heart.}'' Oops. Sorry. Wrong Pocket. ''{Goes to the other pocket and pulls out the antidote. He then drinks it.}'' There we go. Umm.... Do you want your heart back?

''{Zoom out and long pause.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Yes...my heart...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Right... Now the the other guys.

'''CHAOS:''' Love to...but I'm out.

''{Chaos is blasted and he falls to the ground. All the antidotes fall out of his pocket, intact.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Holding shotgun}'' THIS IS MAH BOOMSTICK!!

'''CHAOS:''' Oh, maybe I do have one more. Well, I guess I can treat Wade.

''{Chaos pours the antidote into a small plate of nachos, and puts them near Wade.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I wonder if what Tiger did constitutes as a ballkick offence? ....Then again.. it was justified.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Explain.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, as you know, the punishment for injuring another crew member without cause is a swift kick in the gonads, but since Chaos was pretty much refusing to treat us and you shot him... It was justifyed.

'''CHAOS:''' What are you talking about? I treated almost all of you. I didn't know I still had some antidote on me. So it was NOT justified.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh. Sorry. Then you may kick Tiger in balls.

''{Chaos prepares to kick Homestar Tiger in the balls, but instead he takes out a rocket launcher and shoots a rocket at H*t, sending him flying.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Fatality, asshole!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Right... You know what.. I'm going to go back to bed now. Hopefully I will actually be able to without nightmares. Good night guys! ''{Walks off.}''




'''CHAOS:''' Right, I neglected to mention that the antidote gives you a small case of diarrhea, so it may be a long night for you guys.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Offscreen}'' Whatever.

'''WADE:''' ''{offscreen}'' AUUUUUGH ITS SO PAINFUL

''{End episode.}''

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Space-Aged Stupidity/eps/10

2011-03-27T23:54:43Z

Bluebry: jdgfsdf

== Summary ==
[[Image:RingoBat.png|thumb|right|Bat]]
Chaos gives everyone a "Neoptr", and undeniably cute animal made from spare animal parts in Chaos' Used bin.

== Transcript ==
''{The scene opens in the meeting room. Nobody is there.}''

'''FRUIT-LEAN:''' ''{Rushes in for no reason and throws torso in for dramatic entrance}''

''{Sephiroth walks in, wearing a Sgt. Pepper suit.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' WHOO! Guess what was just beamed to me? .......A SIGNED T-SHIRT FROM THE BEAT-EM-UPS! YAY!! ....Who are you?

'''FRUIT-LEAN:''' ... Well, I've been inhabiting this ship for 5 years. I am Fruit-lean. You haven't met me?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You know, this ship used to have a population of 5000. .....Now it's been drastically decreased. But anyway, nice to meet you. I'm the captain, Sephiroth.

'''RYAN-X:''' Oh hello, people.

''{Homestar tiger walks in. He seems furious.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hey, y'all! ''{roundhouse kicks Ryan-X and H*t in their faces}''

''{THB walks in}''

'''THB:''' Hey, anyone seen Chaos lately?

''{Homestar tiger goes mad. He pulls out a rocket launcher.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' <big>CRIT ROCKETS!!</big>

''{The room is filled with rockets. A few seconds later, the smoke clears and the only one standing is Homestar tiger}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{stands up with a rose in his mouth, claps twice}'' Olé!

''{the previous scene rewinds, and stops right before H*t fires the rocket launcher}''

'''THB:''' OH NO YOU DON'T ''{punches H*t in the face}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' You know what, I'm going on an Escape Pod ride. Have fun rebuilding the ship after it surely falls apart without me. ''{Leaves}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Yeah, sure it will. ...Does he even do any work that is actually good for the ship? I mean, the only thing janitorial I've seen him do is get that fungus off the ship, and that was bad for our health. Oh, and WHERE THE HELL IS CHAOS

''{Wade waddles in.}''

'''WADE:''' I haven't seen him, but I did clean the kitchen!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Please don't tell me you ate all of our food.

'''WADE:''' Whaaat? I'm not stupid, I just ate all the crud on the floor!

''{Homestar tiger runs in and gives Wade a cookie, then he runs back out.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Oh, okay then.

'''FRUIT-LEAN:''' ...Hey, who the heck are all these weirdos?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Crew members. Oh, and- ''{points to Wade}'' That's Wade. AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM

'''RYAN-X:''' So who the heck are you, fruit?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' He's suspicious. Excuse me "Fruit-Lien", but you're gonna have to have tests run on you to see if you are what you claim to be.

'''THB:'''''{pulls out a giant syringe}'' Come here, Froot Loops.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Where the hell were you keeping that?

'''THB:''' You don't want to know.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Well, at least wash it off before you use it.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ...........Creeeeeeeeepy....

''{B-621 walks in wearing Ringo Starr's seargent pepper suit}''

'''B-621:''' Greetings, comrades! You won't believe what I found!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh, you're a Beat-Em-Up fan too?

'''THB:''' ...Hey, UT, whatever happened to that Haruhi obsession of y-

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' HARUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

'''THB:''' Eep.

''{an old wrinkly man in a sweater vest and straw hat sneaks by in the background, as if fearing detection. Sephiroth then turns around quickly and notices him.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You! Stop there!

'''FRUIT-LEAN:''' Wait, when will we start this test?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Gets out a pointy object with a flashing red tip.}'' As soon as you bend over.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Offscreen}'' CRIT ROCKETS!

''{A rocket flies into the room and blasts the object out of Sephiroth's hand}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' That's it! ''{Pulls out a Tommy Gun and puts on a white fedora}'' EAT LEAD *BEEP*!!! SMOOTH CRIMINAL!! ''{Runs towards HST offscreen, firing in all directions.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' OH S___! OH S___!

''{Sounds like a revved up minigun come offscreen. The room is filled with gun sounds.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' TAKE THAT, BABY!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' MISSED! CHAMONE!! ''{Beating sounds are heard.}'' Ha! Like that? Out into space you go! ''{A vaccum sound is heard, and Sephiroth walks back.}''

'''B-621:''' ...Anyway, ignoring that display of killing, that odd man from the garbage dump sent us something.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Cool. What is it?
   
'''B-621:''' Its some kind of odd device. Here, follow me. ''{Walks offscreen}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright. ''{Follows B-621.}''

''{Cut to a teloporter. It is hooked up to a small-ball like object. A piece of paper is laying next to it. B-621 and Seph walk onscreen.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What's this?

'''B-621:''' I... have no idea. I think this should tell us. ''{Picks up piece of paper.}'' Looks like instructions.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' So..... Whatdoezitzay?

'''B-621:''' Apparently this is some kind of catalog. We use that- ''{Points to small ball-like object, which has a red button the front}''- to produce a hologram showing everything from the dump. We just pick out what we want and that item is sent to us through that- ''{Points to teloporter}''- almost instantly.


'''SEPHIROTH:''' Awesome.. I wonder where Chaos is. Anyway.... Umm.... Can I have some boots?

''{Chaos breaks in and shoots the machine.}''

'''CHAOS:''' By god, I can't leave you guys alone without me breaking a machine for the rest of the episode.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' God, you ruined the plot more than I did! Hey, what's this in my back pocket...? Oh, hey, another device! ''{Puts identical device on table}''

'''B-621:''' Where the hell did you get that!?

''{Chaos smashes the other device with a mallet.}''

'''CHAOS:''' I'll fix these later. First, you all have to bear witness to my latest invention.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright Doctor!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Fine.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' So, where is it?

'''CHAOS:'''...It's not done yet. You'll have to wait until tomorrow. And by wait, I mean ''{Cut to Chaos in the doorway of the meeting room, with everybody pile inside.}'' "I lock you in the meeting room for the night while I finish them up." ''{Chaos leaves, and the door locks, trapping the others inside.}''

''{1 DAY LATER...}''

''{Chaos unlocks the door, ignores everybody, and puts a large crate on the meeting table.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Wake up. NAO.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Grrr... What the heck do you want?

'''CHAOS:''' I finished. Ladies, and everybody else who isn't Sephiroth, I give you, Neoptrs! ''{Chaos opens the crate, and ten to 20 small adorable strange animals all rush out pf the crate.}'' They're part of my new line of global world dominators, disguised as innocent animals! There's one for each of you!

''{Cut to short various scenes of almost everyone playing with a Neoptr, except for CC, whose Neoptr seems to phase right through him.}''

'''CHAOS:''' And they're all yours for free! Think of you all as...Beta Testers.

'''B-621:''' I SHALL NAME HIM... PINEAPPLE.

'''RYAN-X:''' I'd like this one. ''{takes a Lupe-like one}'' I will call you...er...Kaito.

''{Homestar tiger picks up a Neoptr that has white fur and a brown fur head with black rings around it's eyes}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I smell something sweet. Like... similarity.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I'll take... ''{picks up a dark red and black Neoptr that is shaped like a one-foot-tall chibi humanoid}'' This one. I'll name him... Kyon.

'''THB:'' Oh, hooray...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whoa!! Awesome! ''{Picks up one that looks like a Bat.}'' Cool! I'll call you.... .Bat!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Yeeeeeah. Now what?

''{the same old man from before walks into the room holding a sign that says "KA-POP?"}''

'''OLD MAN:''' Hello. Those are some pretty animals you've got. ''{reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bottle of rocks}'' I'll trade you for it.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Who are you?

'''OLD MAN:''' I'm Uncle Dergong, my car crashed into your cafeteria, watch out for the fire. Please to meet you, and can I have an animal?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Your car crashed into... my cafeteria.. Wha?! And sure..

'''UNCLE DERGONG:''' Great. Here's a dime. ''{gives Sephiroth a dime, and picks up an adorable iguana-thing and puts it around his neck}'' Prezactly what I needed!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Okay then...

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Hey, mine plays music! ''{Squeezes his similarity-like neoptr and it plays Propane Nightmares by Pendulum!}''

'''UNCLE DERGONG:''' Oh, verily? Well, mine... does... this! ''{squeezes his neoptr and it squirts two thousand eggs all over his face}'' Eewww...

''{Wade walks in.}''

'''WADE:''' ... This is stupid. I'm going to go play my GameBoy!

''{Wade walks out.}''

'''UNCLE DERGONG:''' No wait! Little animal Neoptr! Come back! ''{chases after Wade}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Umm... ''{Squeezes his Neoptr, and it's face warps into that of Ringo Starr.}'' WHA?!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Chaos, did you add that when you squeeze a neoptr, they perform a function?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... ''{squeezes his Neoptr. It makes a noise that sounds something like "Nyoro~n"}'' ...YAY

'''THB:''' I'll take... ''{picks up what appears to be a rat skeleton}'' This one-Oh. Ew. ''{drops the rat skeleton, picks up a black neoptr with alternating orange and purple stripes}'' I call it... Slice. ''{squeezes the neoptr, it starts humming Peaches en Regalia by Frank Zappa}'' ...SQUEE

'''RYAN-X:''' ''{squeezes his, and it falls apart}'' I guess mine has detachable and re-attachable limbs?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' You should name him Fang Jr.

'''SEPHIROTH'S NEOPTR:''' ''{In Ringo's Accent.}'' Caw. Caw. Caw.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Eep! KILL IT, SHWEET! ''{Throws Neoptr at Seph's Neoptr, knocking it to the ground.}''

'''UT'S NEOPTR:''' Nyoro~n?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' No, you cannot fight them.

'''UT'S NEOPTR:''' Nyoro~n...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' TIGER! YOU JERK!!!! ''{His Neoptr flies back up and starts pecking HST's face with its nose.}''

'''THB:''' ...Wait. UT, you can understand that thing?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Apparently.

''{Uncle Dergong runs back in holding clumps of Wade's fur}''

'''UNCLE DERGONG:''' The other Neoptr managed to escape, but I did find this shoecow! ''{holds out a spotty boot with an udder and hooves}''

'''SHOECOW:''' Quack ''{begins leaking milk everywhere}''

'''UNCLE DERGONG:''' Aw gross! ''{squeezes the shoecow and it turns to stone}'' That's better. ''{puts the shoecow on the ground and squeezes it again. it runs off}'' Now, who wants boot-flavored ice cream?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Ahh! I wanna go read! ''{Runs out, Shweet follows}''

''{Fruit-lean is shot before he takes a Neopetr}''

''{Shweet runs in and takes some of Fruit-lean, which is fresh strawberries. She runs back out}''

''{Uncle Dergong's iguana wanders in and spits little seeds at UT's Neoptr and Bat. They are wrapped in thin vines}''

'''RYAN-X:''' No. Fang Jr. is too cliche. So is Zarel II.

'''UT'S NEOPTR:''' Nyoro~n.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Aah! Kyon! ''{rips the vines off of Kyon}''

'''CHAOS:''' Oh, I love my job. Look, you guys, you need to keep them under control, and make sure you feed them regularly.

'''THB:''' Feed them WHAT?

''{Shweet is still stuffing her face with fruit.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' OH NO! BAT! ''{Bat's nose enlarges, breaking the vines.}'' Whew.

'''BAT:''' Caw. Caw. Caw.

''{Shweet offers Bat some fruit. Shweet is holding strawberries, an orange, and somehow, a stick of dynamite.}''

'''BAT:''' ''{In Ringo's voice.}'' I SEE THROUGH YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPTS PAUL. ''{Flies away.}''

'''SHWEET:''' ? ''{Looks at dynamite}'' !! ''{runs}''

'''KYON:'''''{looks at Bat, looks back at UT}'' Nyoro~n?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Oh, alright. ''{to Sephiroth}'' Kyon wants to talk to Bat. ''{walks over to Bat, holds Kyon up beside him}''

'''KYON:''' Nyoro~n?

'''BAT:''' Caw, Caw..Caw.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What are they saying?

'''UNCLE DERGONG:''' My Neoptr's name is Fraulein. ''{picks up Fraulein}'' Fraulein, say hi!

'''FRAULEIN:''' ''{in a high-pitched female voice}'' LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!! ''{sobbing}''

'''UNCLE DERGONG:''' No. ''{squeezes Fraulein and she lays two hundred thousand eggs all over the place}''

'''FRAULEIN:''' ''{same voice}'' YOU MURDERER

''{the shoecow runs up the wall and the ceiling, then falls on Kyon, giving it cell-phone capabilities}''

'''KYON:''' Nyoro~n!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' They're not saying much, Seph. Mostly small talk.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright then.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Is something interesting gonna happen soon?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I hope not. Interesting stuff here usually involves pain, and I don't want any of these little guys getting hurt. Right, Kyon?

'''KYON:'''''{nods}'' Nyoro~n.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I thought you were Intolerant to pain. ''{Walks over to Unholy Tracy, but slips and falls onto the floor. He looks at his hand to find it is bleeding.}'' Crap.. I must of cut myself on the table as I fell.

'''BAT:''' George? ''{Starts sniffing and twitching.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...That twitching doesn't look good. ...OH DANG I HOPE MY GENRE SAVVINESS IS FAILING RIGHT NOW

'''BAT:''' JOHN. ''{Swoops towards Sephiroth. Sephiroth dodges.}''

'''SEPHROTH:''' What the hell?!

'''BAT:''' ELEANOR RIGBY, PICKS UP THE RICE AT THE CHURCH WHERE A WEDDING HAS BEEN!!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Annoyed}'' Bat, please stop.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

'''THB:''' What are you-Wait. OH GOD

'''UT AND THB:''' OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Help! Shweet is eating my leg!

'''BAT:''' Help? You need somebody? Help? Not just anybody? HELP!!! ''{Sticks out long snake like tongue. It then proceeds to lick the blood of Sephiroth's hand. It twitches some more then grows twice in size.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' TAKE THE GIRL! ''{Swings leg. Shweet comes flying off, and slams/pins Bat to the ground.}''

'''BAT:''' COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW ''{Opens mouth, revealing fangs. It flies up and swoops down and bites Homestar Tiger, drawing blood. The long tongue licks off the drawn blood and Bat grows even larger.}''

''{Wade walks in.}''

'''WADE:''' ... I don't think I would like to be part of this today thanks.

''{Wade walks out.}''

'''KYON:''' Nyoro~n?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Well, it looks like Kyon isn't a bloodsucker as well. I should probably feed him, anyway. Hmm... ''{pulls out a sandwich, offers to Kyon}''

'''KYON:''' ... Nyoro~n? ''{sniffs the sandwich, eats it in one bite}'' Nyoro~n!

''{Homestar tiger squeals. He runs to the airlock, opens the doors and hangs on for dear life. Bat gets sucked into the vaccum of space, and Homestar tiger closes the doors.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Phew. He almost got too big.

''{Bat appears at the window, and starts growing even more. By the time he is finished growing, he has transformed into a King Ghidorah type dragon with 4 heads. Each of the seperate members of the Beatles.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What the hell?! Chaos is messed up sometimes.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' AAAH! Chaos! What do I do!?! I'm scared!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah... These Neoptrs seem to be acting strange.

'''BAT:''' CAW!!! ''{Flies above the ship and then lands in it, scratching the top.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' CRAP!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Sephy, don't you watch cartoons?! The rule of cute thing implies that anything nice and cute turns evil after a while!!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What about your one then? Only mine turned evil. Figures.

''{Bats damages the ship}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I JUST CLEANED THAT! I need to get something out of my room!

''{He runs to his room. He pulls a lever that reads "In case of emergency (Or boredom)" and a minigun falls from the ceiling.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Offscreen}'' USE THE GRENADES!

''{Scene switches to the main hallway.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ''{Offscreen}'' INCOMING!

''{Some TF2 Gernades fly in and land under Bat. They explode, blasting him into the wall.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Walks in, and looks through the window.}'' Don't destroy the ship! This is was the best one out of the Leviathan series!

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I'll repair it and keep it that way! Once my point to live comes back.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh god.. I hope my one isn't the only one that is insane..

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I say he's just hungry. Look, I just fed Kyon, and he's fine! Aren't you, Kyon?

'''KYON:'''''{nods}'' Nyoro~n!

''{the ship shakes for a few seconds}''

'''KYON:''' N-nyoro~n?

''{a distant explosion is heard. A shadowed figure flies in, wielding a dagger}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' What the f-

'''FIGURE:''' SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS, MUTHA''{BLEEP}''!!! ''{stabs THB in the face repeatedly, lands on the ground}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' AAHH! DARK, SHADOWY, MICHAEL MEYERS-LIKE FIGURE! ''{Shoots gernade}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{grabs grenade, throws it at H*t}'' Hold on a second. That voice seems familiar...

''{the shadowed figure stands up. He is revealed to be a man with brown hair, big black eyebrows, and a mustache. He is wearing a suit similar to uniforms worn by male students of North High, from the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Ah, of course. It's you.

'''PERSON:''' It's nice to see you again.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' It took you long enough to get here.

'''PERSON:''' At least I actually got here.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' That's true. ''{to Sephiroth}'' Oi! Cap'n Seph! D'you mind if he joins the crew?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hmm... ''{To Person}'' What are your skills?

'''PERSON:''' Er... I can do this. ''{drives fist into THB's skull-mouth, pulls out a human brain}''

'''THB:''' BUT I DON'T HAVE A BRAIN

'''PERSON:''' Yeah, shut up. ''{each of his teeth turn into fangs, and he devours the brain. Afterwards, his teeth turn back to normal}'' I can do other stuff, too, though. Including singing.

'''THB:''' WHERE DID THAT BRAIN COME FROM

'''PERSON:''' SHUT UP! ''{coughs up a sword, slices THB in half, who quickly comes back together}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hmm.. Alright.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Excellent.

'''PERSON:''' I've missed you, ''father''.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' As have I, ''son''.

'''THB:''' DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUU-

'''PERSON:'''''{punches THB in the face, shattering his skull}''

''{The ship shakes more as Bat starts pounding it.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wait... No, I fed him an hour ago.

'''PERSON:''' Oh, by the way. I'm Bellstrom. Victor Bellstrom. Now, if you excuse me... ''{rips off one of THB's arms, jumps outside the ship}''

'''THB:''' OW!

''{cut to outside the LeviathanX. Victor is hanging onto the side, holding THB's arm}''

'''VICTOR:''' Heeeere Batty Batty Battyyyyy! Heeeere Battyyyyyyy! I got some food for youuuuu!

''{K-Bot (who had been laying on the floor seemingly dead for two episodes) suddenly re-activates}''

'''K-BOT:''' ''{monotone, robotic voice}'' IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE. PLEASE SND TOOoo REPAr PLANET OMACRO-7 IMMIDIATLY FOR PROPER FIXxxx... ''{Powers down}''

''{cut back to Victor}''

'''BAT:''' Caw? ''{flies up to Victor, starts eating the arm}''

''{A rumble comes from the floor below. K-Bot then suddenly bursts through the floor and fires a laser at the bat, destroying it.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I got tired of waiting, so I fixed myself! Don't ask how. ''{flies off to fight more Neoptrs}''

''{Chaos walks in, ignores everything, and picks up a cup of coffee he left on a table. He turns around and tries to take a sip out of it, only to discover it's empty.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Hey!

''{Everything stops}''

'''CHAOS:''' What the hell is happening here?

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Your Neopet ripoffs are evil!

'''CHAOS:''' That's impossible. I built them with all the base emotions: Anger, Hatred, Jealousy, you know.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{stroking Kyon's head}'' Actually, nobody's bothering to feed them a lot.

'''KYON:'''''{eating a sandwich, muffled}'' Nyoro~n.

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Pulls out a gun and shoots Kyon}'' I'm sorry. That one was defective. Have this one. ''{hands Bell a new Neoptr}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I'll give you 1,000,000 galactic dollars and 300 coupons for the Intergalactic House of Assorted Body Parts if you destroy all the Neo-whatevers.

'''B-621:''' ''{Pokes Pineapple}'' Hey! ...DO SOMETHING

''{RRRRIIIIIIPP}''

''{B-621 is now missing his left leg which is in Pineapple's mouth}''

'''B-621:''' Ooookay... not exactly what I meant...

'''CHAOS:''' I can't do that. They're immortal.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' It you find a way to make them mortal, I'll double my offer and throw in Sephiroth's 2nd kidney as a bonus.

'''CHAOS:''' No.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Why not? How could you not want 2,000,000 dollars, 600 coupons for 3 free body parts at the Intergalactic House of Body Parts, and Sephiroth's kidney?

'''B-621:''' HEY! Nobodys gettting rid of Pineapple!

''{RRRRIIIIIIIPP}''

''{Pineapple has now torn off B-621's arm}''

'''B-621:''' ...Its just a phase.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I'm glad I didn't get one of those...

'''B-621:''' Hey, it doesn't hurt or anything!

''{RIII- screw it you know what happens}''

''{B-621's head is now on the ground}''

'''B-621:''' Okay, that kinda did.

''{suddenly, Kyon's body wakes up and devours the new Neoptr. He grows slightly larger}''

'''KYON:'''''{demonic voice}'' Nice try, Chaos. ''{normal}'' Nyoro~n?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Neat. ''{pulls out another sandwich, gives to Kyon}''

''{Sephiroth, having disappeared temporarily, rises up behind K-Bot, without him noticing. He's holding the pipe from episode 7, and has an angry look on his face. He kneels down to K-Bots hight, and moves forward. K-Bot still doesn't notice him.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ......''{Loud shouting}'' HWHATS THAT ABOUT MY KIDNEY{{?!}}

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Kyon seems to be fine now, Chaos.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' DAH! Um... nothing! I didn't say Sephiroth, I said... um... Surf...ing...broth. Yeah, Surfingbroth the chicken's kidney!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Surfingbroth? Didn't he die on our trip to Glopaz?

''{Chaos shoots Kyon again.}''

'''CHAOS:''' No, he isn't. I built these things to show hatred to everyone. If he's nice, even to you, something's wrong with him.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I must say, I guess I picked the best one. Especially if it tried to destroy the ship.

''{Kyon regenerates again}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Did five years of our absence really make you forget so much about the Bellstrom family? Chaos, not unlike you, we enjoy ripping open and experimenting upon unwilling individuals. If we don't devour them like savages first, of course. You should have expected me to telepathically rewrite Kyon's programming.

'''CHAOS:''' Look. I altered their genes in an unmemorizable and decodable fashion. It's impossible to re-write it, unless you're a Mary Sue.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Heh, that's like calling a Dog a Canine.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ... Wow, I guess five years really did make you forget...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I kinda miss Bat.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I thought they were immort-

''{Bat breaks through the wall of the ship, in a style resembling Ridley from Metroid.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah, even though I do like it, I do like to have this ship intact. ....Oh yeah, this reminds me.. I'm gonna use my Mecha Legs! ''{Runs offscreen.}''

'''B-621:''' Daaaaaayum! Quickly, toss my severed head at the beast!

''{Clockswipe. Cut the outside of the ship. Bat is still attacking the ship. Sephiroth emerges from the top of the ship, half of his body covered in the remains of an old mecha. He is holding B-621's head.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sorry bat! ''{Flies over to Bat, and throws B-621's head at it.}''

'''B-621:''' PREPARE TO SUFFER, BEA-

''{CHOMP!}''

''{K-Bot flies up using built in rocket boots}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I'll take care of it. ''{fires laser at bat, frying it's wings}''

'''BAT:''' CAW!!! ''{Jumps up, and lunges at K-Bot.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Whoa! ''{Flies towards Bat.}''

''{a hole breaks open on the side of the LeviathanX. UT, Victor, and THB fly out of the hole}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' You need any help?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' THE NEXT PERSON TO PUNCTURE THIS SHIP WILL PERSONALLY EARN THEMSELF A CASTRATION.

''{Inside Bat's stomach...}''

'''B-621:''' Dear lord, that acid is getting into my memory storaaaaAAAAAAAAAGGEEE101010101010!

''{Camera goes into B-621's mind, showing all his expieriences aboard the ship. Suddenly, it goes to somebody's POV. Said person gets out of bed and enters a bathroom. The person looks into the mirror, revealing... Badstar. Cut back}''

'''B-621:''' AAAAHHHH!!! ''{Sparks start flying out of head. Cut to outside. Bat is twitching franticly. One of the heads explode, while the others shut down. Bat starts falling, until it finally explodes. B-621's head is launched from the explosion right into Sephiroth's direction. Sephiroth just barely catches it.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' WHOA THERE!

'''B-621:''' MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION! FDHPJsAJPG"ESBPFDN BSP{!10101010101

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I think we just found the weakness to these things!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Which IS?

'''B-621:''' ''{Calming down}'' I'm guessing... me, right?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yes! You! .....Kinda! What did you do to evoke a reaction? What happened?

'''B-621:''' Well, some stomach acid slipped into my memory hardrive. For some reason, an unfound memory was collected causing a malfunction.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Right.. So what did this do to you physically?

'''B-621:''' Well, usually I just shoot dangerous sparks out of my head...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Electricity?! EUREKA!! ....Someone fetch me a taser, I gotta deal some shock therapy!

''{The Spart floats by.}''

'''SPART:''' That was the lamest line. EVER.

'''B-621:''' Where are we going to find a taser? We need something closer...... hey, why are you looking at me like that?

''{Sephiroth smiles evily. Cut back into the inside of the ship. Sephiroth running through the corridors, holding B-621's head, and screaming like a barbarian.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ROCK AND ROLL!!

'''B-621:''' JESUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

''{A montage of clips of Sephiroth destroying the Neoptrs with B-621's head is shown, while [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt7gIkAMCHk this music is playing.]}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Breathing heavily.}'' One more left.. Bells...

'''B-621:''' ''{Smoke is now coming from head}'' P-please... for the love of god... N-NO MORE!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' One more..

''{the ship starts shaking. A shadowed figure drops down from the ceiling. It stands up, and reveals itself to be Kyon, who is now the size of a normal human adult. He is wielding a katana}''

'''KYON:'''''{deep voice}'' You won't be able to get rid of me that easily, Sephiroth.

'''CHAOS:''' But I wiil!

''{Chaos pulls out a still-beating heart.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Behold! The sitll-beating heart of every Neoptr! If I give this enough pressure, then I can crush the hearts of all the Neoptrs, essentially killing them. Then we can burn them all I can publish this failed experiment.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Bit too late to be burning them all. ''{Holds up B-621's head.}'' I 'sploded them all!

'''CHAOS:''' Oh, that's fine. They'll just reform anyways. ''{Chaos squeezes the heart}'' Well, let's at least burn the remains.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alright McCoy!

''{Cut to the furnace. Sephiroth and Chaos are throwing various Neoptrs in the furnace. Chaos picks up Kyon.}''

'''KYON:''' ''{deep voice}'' You'll never kill me no matter what you do.

'''CHAOS:''' That's fine. Because this furnace is a one-way road to an agonizing burning hell, and it's also next to my room. Meaning that while you burn and constantly reform, your screams of agony can lull me to sleep tonight. I expect your isotope to fail by tomorrow afternoon anyways. Nice knowing you.

'''KYON:''' ''{As Chaos throws him into the furnace}'' Nyor-OH MY GOD THIS BURNS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

'''CHAOS:''' Well, that's the rest of them. I've learned through this experience that perhaps playing the role of god isn't my forte. Oh, well. Time to move on. Now everybody go to bed so I can listen to my new Kyon burning in a furnace. Also, if anybody asks, this never happened, and we're all to look at it as a dream or some crazy event.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You are ''{BEEP}''ing Crazy..

'''B-621:''' ''{Shaking, shooting sparks out of head. Still malfunctioning}'' O-o-okay doCTORRRR!!!!!!!! ''{Camera goes into B-621's mind once again. Images of badstar fly by at top speed. Cut back}'' 101010101111111GRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! ''{Head starts glowing and floats in the air}''

'''CHAOS:''' Wowsomebodyshouldfixhimupokaygoodnight ''{Locks himself in his room}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Goddammit, Chaos.

''{The Episode ends and the credits roll.}''

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Space-Aged Stupidity/eps/11

2011-03-27T23:53:39Z

Bluebry: d

== Trranscript ==
''{Open: The cockpit of the ship. Chaos is standing in the middle of a huge pile of mail.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Sephiroth! Get the hell in here!

''{B-621 enters with Sephiroth}''

'''B-621:''' Wasn't Penny Lane great, captain?

''{Chaos walks up to B-621, picks him up, and throws him across the room.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Seph, you've got some explaining to do.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ...Ugh, I always have to explain everything to you! It's always "SEPH, WHY ARE THERE TOENAIL CLIPPINGS ON MY CHAIR?", "SEPH GODDAMN IT, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THE LAB IS NOT A KITCHEN?", "SEPH, WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE WIBBLES DOING IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER?". I swear, you need to relax.. You're so uptight!

'''CHAOS:''' ...I AM NOT UPTIGHT. ...Anyway, what the hell is this?! ''{points to the huge pile of mail}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I believe it's a big pile of mail.

''{UT, THB, and Victor walk in.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Thanks for not letting us back onto the ship yesterday, you assholes.

'''CHAOS:''' Well, I would've if there was room. The ship is full of mail from all of the same people-these Beat-Em-Ups, and they're all addressed to SEPHIROTH!

'''B-621:''' ''{Gets up}'' Not all of them. I think that large pile on the right is mail from them to me too.

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Sarcastically}'' Oh, and that makes things oh-so-much better.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, if you really want to know.. It's their responses.. Their responses to our fanmail. They're so awesome, answering fanmail like that.. ''{Sighs}'' fanmail

'''CHAOS:''' You wish... Me, having no regard for your privacy, and having nothing else to do either, decided to open up about half of them. Most of them were bills! Who would send someone else their bills! ...Except for me, of course.. Haven't payed mine since... ever.

''{K-Bot pokes his head out of the pile, holding a letter labeled "URGENT".}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Guys, I was looking through some of these letters and I found this one. It says something about the ship being taken away for credit card overuse or something. Is this bad?

''{Chaos freezes for a few seconds in the position he's in, gradually turning redder and redder. Sephiroth notices and ducks into the letter pile}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Crap. Guys, I advise you to do the same.. Or run. Either one is good.

'''B-621:''' ''{Looks at Chaos, then hides behind his letter pile}'' NO ROBOTS HERE EITHER

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{hides with B-621}'' Yup, no robots.

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Chaos suddenly unfreezes, and lets loose a creepy smile. He pulls K-Bot out of the pile and gives him the letter.}'' READ IT.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' "Dear Captain and Mrs. Sephiroth-''{under his breath}'' wow, what a lie-We have sent this to inform you that you have run up $4,123,976 in credit card purchases. We have enclosed a statement of all of the objects purchased in the last month. We must also inform you that if you make one more purchase with your credit card, it will be rendered invalid and your ship will be re-possessed! Thank you and have a nice day, The Blue Meanie Retailler Company." ...That's all sir.

''{Chaos' smile cracks up, and his face turns back to its shade of red. He suddenly turns around to the pile of letters Sephiroth is hiding in. When fires appear in his eyes, the pile of letters turn into ash, and Sephiroth is lying on the floor with a new change of outfit.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Sephiroth...I...Am...GOING...TO KILL YOU!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Come now, Chaos.. There might be some solution to this problem.. Like a talk, or a friendly game.. Or a.. PEOPLE IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIVES, I SUGGEST YOU RUN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER ''{BEEP}''ING RAN BEFORE!!! ''{Sephiroth picks up the two bots and runs off with them. Cut to the other end of the ship. Sephiroth stops and puts the bots down, huffing.}'' I.. I think we lost him.. Thank god..

'''B-621:''' Soo.... I take it now's not the best time to tell him I ordered life-sized Beat-em-up action figurines...

''{Chaos suddenly appears in front of them, entering from a corridor of pure darkness.}''

'''CHAOS:''' WHAT KIND OF AUTHORITY DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE JUST RUNNING AROUND CHARGING THAT MUCH MONEY ON A CREDIT CARD AND THE SAME ONE YOU PAID FOR THE SHIP WITH!! JUST WAIT, ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I WILL RIP THE ORGANS FROM YOUR BODY, ONE BY ONE, TO USE AS ORNAMENTS ON MY MANTLEPIECE!!!

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' As if you weren't angry already...

'''CHAOS:''' SHUT UP YOU LEMON-DROP RUST BUCKET! YOU AREN'T HELPING ANYMORE!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I learned this trick from a good friend of mine. Let's hope it works.. And if it doesn't, God rest our sorry souls. ''{Turns around and heads towards Chaos. Sephiroth pokes a certain area near Chaos's neck, temporarily knocking him out.}'' There, now we can get the problem out of our hair without a half-crazed doctor shouting in our ears.

''{Clockswipe, and Sephiroth, Chaos, K-Bot, and B-621 are now in the meeting room, looking over paperwork. Chaos is now awake again, but tied to the chair and struggling.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Why did you have to tie me up! I want to get to the bottom of this, too!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Because, if we untie you, you would surely tear my guts out! Silly!

'''CHAOS:''' Of course I won't! Now, would I do a thing like that?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' YES.

'''CHAOS:''' True.. But seriously, untie me so I can help you guys!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' F-F-ffine. ''{Unties Chaos, and then promptly hides behind K-Bot.}''

''{Sirens blare, as the intercom turns on.}''

'''SHIP:''' ''{Speaking in a cockney accent}'' Blimey! There are visitors onboard ov da ship, I repeat, tony blair are visitors onboard da ship! Nuff said, yeah?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ...I'm never gonna get tired of the cockney voicepack for the intercom!

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Sighs}'' Before I go get the door...

''{Chaos Punches Sephiroth in the kidney area.}''

'''CHAOS:''' That was for tying me up! And...

''{Sephiroth pukes up the credit card statement.}''

'''CHAOS:''' For that. Now, I'll be right back. ''{Walks to door.}''

''{The door busts open, and a huge bulky creature bursts through and throws Chaos across the room. Beside him are smaller versions of the same man. They are all blue and fuzzy.}''

'''????:''' Which one of ya's is called... ''{Looks at card.}'' Seppyrof?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Me.. How did you get into this ship?

'''????:''' We came in through the bathroom window.

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Gets up and readjusts himself}'' Oh, that's ''real'' practical.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Why do we even have a window in the bathroom?

'''????:''' ...Beats me. Anyway, we are now here to seize your property, right from the clothes on your bodies, to the very ship itself.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What? You can't do that!

'''????:''' Sure we can. You should've thought of us before you bought all that phony murchandise from us in the first place. We've never seen a bigger pair of suckers than you pair of walruses!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hmm.. I should have known better.. Well, can we at least get names? I may be a lot of things.. BUT PROFESSIONAL IS ONE OF THEM!

'''????:''' Yeah, sure. My name is Mr. K. I'm the leader of this gang. The big one's Henderson, and my cohort here is Pablo.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Any relation to Mr. T?

'''CHAOS:''' Don't be stupid. They're named after a band that plays Classical music.

'''PABLO:''' ''{falsetto voice}'' Do you mean Classic Rock?

'''CHAOS:''' No. Not at all.

'''MR. KITE:''' Guys.. Shut up. Anyway, we're allowing you 25 hours to grab all your personal belongings, back up your files, make a distress call, and evacuate the ship. See, we're nice guys. We don't want to spoil the party. It's just business, you know?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sure it is.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' I'll go make some copies of the main computer's files and store them on me... very far away. ''{runs off}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' So.. We're bankrupt, shipless, and we have no where to go. Well, on brighter news, I did manage to get us all tickets to the.... BEAT-EM-UPS! ''{Holds up a huge wad of tickets.}''

'''CHAOS:''' WHAT THE HELL SEPH. WHAT THE HELL.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah! The Beat-Em-Ups! Awesome, eh?

''{K-Bot comes on over the intercom.}''

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Please don't tell me that you used the same credit card that's getting our ship repossesed to buy them...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Nope. All you need is cash.

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' Thank god. Also, I made 10 backups of the ship's data and I'm in the process of storing it on my internal hard drive.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Good. Y'know, we've hit some hard times, but we've pulled through! We're bros, we're banditos, we are the boys from da' X! Da' posse, the-...

'''CHAOS:''' Shut up Sephiroth.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' The gang, the-...

'''CHAOS:''' SHUT UP SEPHIROTH.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' The group, the-...

'''CHAOS:''' FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT UP SEPHIROTH OR SO HELP ME I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE AND USE IT AS A TOOTHPICK!!!!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Meep...

''{UT, THB, and Victor walk back onscreen}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' You just HAD to think about that, didn't you?!

'''THB:''' Sorry!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Hmm?

''{Homestar tiger walks onscreen, holding a bottle and sticking tweezers in it.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh.. Hey guys.. So, did you hear the news?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Wait, what news?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ......Yeah.. Anyway, due to a leeeeetle snag in finances, this ship's being taken over.

''{Long moment of silence}''

'''B-621:''' ...Who cares, we're seeing The Beat-em-ups! WHOOOOOO!!!

''{Sephiroth and B-621 both high five, and everyone gives them an angry stare.}''

'''B-621:''' ...Oh, come on! ITS THE BEAT-EM-UPS!

'''THB:''' ...Who?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I think there some band from the sixties.

'''THB:''' Which sixties?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Nineteen.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well anyway, down to business. I still have to make a distress call to any nearby ships. ''{Walks over to the radio and turns it on.}'' Help, we need somebody. Not just anybody. Somebody who can pick us up.

'''VICTOR:''' Oh, hey, I think I know someone. ''{pulls out a cellphone, dials a number}'' Number Nine? Number Nine? Number Nine? Titanian Starship Number Nine? Yeah, it's me Victor. Can I speak to the captain, please? Thanks. ... Ah, hey, Jude! Look, um, the ship I'm on is being repossessed, and I was wondering if there's room on the ship for us to fit. ...No? Okay. ''{hangs up}'' Nevermind.

''{Homestar Tiger walks in front of everyone, adjusting the bottle.}}

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Done! ''{Holds up bottle}'' Check it out! It's a yellow submarine in a bottle!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Ooh, neat. And you didn't need any help from your friends? ...Oh wait, you don't have any friends.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Oh, be quiet. So.. What's all the commotion about?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yeah.. Due to a few problems which are definitely not mine nor B-621's fault, we've lost the ship.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' That means I'll need to move all my stuff again?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yep.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Damn it. I just finished moving the rest of my stuff.

''{Cut to a montage of everyone packing their stuff away, all of them looking annoyed. Sephiroth is packing the CD's in his suitcase, along with his clothes, Victor, Tracy, and UHB are arguing over what to put in their suitcase, Chaos is using some sort of device that shrinks items and compacts them into tiny capsules. He puts the capsules into his pocket and then he sets his suitcase on fire. Cut to one of the emergency escape pods. Mr. Kite and his gang are shoving the gang inside, one by one.}''

'''MR. KITE:''' Looks like we'll be taking your ship tonight after all. Ooh, too bad.. Gwahahahahaha!!

''{The Blue Meanies all burst into laughter at they close the pods doors.}''

'''MR. KITE:''' Heh, we'd love to stick around, but we've got some work to do! ...Good luck.. From me to you! Ha!

''{Cut to the inside of the pod. It has a round circle of seats, and a flatscreen TV on the wall. Connected to the TV is a Sega Genesis.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Everything... Everything I owned and had.. Everything I loved.. My room.. It's all gone.. IT'S ALL GONE!! ''{Sobs}'' Wait, is that my piggy bank! SQUEE! Seph, hand it over!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Sure.. ''{Hands the piggy bank over.}'' I can't help but think this is all my fault.

'''CHAOS:''' It is all your fault.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'm the one who started this, I should feel guilty too.

'''CHAOS:''' Damn right.

''{Cut to the outside of space. A yellow spaceship is floating through space. It's yellow, and resembles a submarine. Cut inside. Everything is all funky, and 4 men are sitting on a shag carpet, holding instruments.}''

'''STARKEY:''' Hey Paulus, how are you?

'''PAULUS:''' I'm fine Rick. You?

'''STARKEY:''' Doin' fine.

'''GEORGIUS:''' It's good to look out for your friends, you know?

'''STARKEY AND PAULUS:''' Yeah..

'''JOHNNY:''' So, what do you think would be a good name for our new album?

'''GEORGIUS:''' .....Titanium Soul?

'''PAULUS:''' ....Abbey Galaxy?

'''STARKEY:''' Ooh. I like that one.

''{The ships radar goes off.}''

'''PAULUS:''' Huh? What's that?

'''STARKEY:''' I'll go check.

''{Starkey gets up and looks through the window. He sees the crew of the LeviathanX in the pod, floating.}''

'''STARKEY:''' Hey, we got ourselves a bunch of visitors!

'''JOHNNY:''' Let em' in then. It would be rude not to.

''{Cut back to the pod.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wait, is that.. THE SPACEMARINE?

'''CHAOS:''' Oh joy.

''{The Pod attaches to the doors of the Spacemarine, and the doors open. Johnny enters the pod.}''

'''JOHNNY:''' Hey, we couldn't help but notice that you were stranded. Being the guys that we are, we never turn down the chance to help another.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ...J..J..J..John..

'''JOHNNY:''' Heh. The kid's starstruck.. Come on in then.

''{The gang all stand up and walk inside of the Spacemarine, one by one.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Looks nice.

'''VICTOR:''' Say, dad, where's the Tardis?

'''THB:''' Heh. Right here. ''{pulls out a small remote control, and presses a button on it}''

''{the sound of a TARDIS appearing is heard. UT's TARDIS materializes within the Spacemarine}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ...Punch me.

'''CHAOS:''' Gladly. ''{Punches Seph in the nuts.}'' Hey, you asked for it.

'''PAULUS:''' Ouch.. You alright.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' PAULUS TALKED TO ME! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!! YOU'RE MY FAVORITE ONE!

'''PAULUS:''' ...Wow, didn't that hurt?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Not really. I'm used to pain like that.

'''STARKEY:''' Oh my.

'''THB:''' Hmm... No, this can't be them. But, they do look similar...

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Maybe the sixties band we're thinking of are their ancestors or something.

'''THB:''' Ah, that's probably it.

'''B-621:''' OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!! THE BEAT-EM UPS! ITS THE BEAT-EM-UPS! ''{Hugs Johhny}'' You're just as soft as I imagined! Captain, take a picture!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' EEE!!! ''{Takes picture, and then rips it out of the camera, and gets out a pen.}'' AUTOGRAPH!!!

'''B-621:''' OH GOD YES. SIGN JOHHNY SIGN.

'''JOHNNY:''' ''{Laughs nervously.}'' ....Sure... ''{Signs photo and gives it to B-621.}''

'''B-621:''' OH HOLY OCTOPUS'S GARDEN! CAPTAIN LOOK

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Right... where can I put my crap, junk, and crappy junk?

'''STARKEY:''' ''{Points to a door leading to the garden.}'' Just put it in the garden shed. And yes, the garden is being protected by glass.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What kind of garden?

'''STARKEY:''' Strawberry Fields.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' ...You want me to sleep in a garden shed?

'''STARKEY:''' Oh please. Just look inside. It's much more than a shed.

''{Homestar tiger looks in the shed}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Woah. It's pretty in here! We have a domed arboretum like this!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{looks in}'' Quite a lot of 'shrooms for a strawberry garden...

'''THB:''' Er... I'll go fix up the TARDIS for Victor...

'''VICTOR:''' ...I'll help.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{sighs}'' Suit yourselves. ''{snaps fingers}''

''{the TARDIS' doors open. Victor and THB enter it and shut the doors behind them}''

''{Homestar tiger starts unloading his stuff}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Pillow, Slingshot, Photos of friends, Gravity gun, ''{Pulls out doomsday device}'' Hey, I've been lookin' for that! ''{Puts it aside}'' Minigun blueprints...

'''CHAOS:''' Guys... You know, We have bigger problems. Before we left, I was able to talk with the Blue Meanies, and they say if we can raise enough money by midnight tonight, we can buy back the ship. But we'll still be in debt until we manage to pay it all off. Problem is, we have no natural income. So, how do we raise money?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... ''{claps hands. Some small, rectangular sheets of paper appear}'' ...Damn, just Monopoly money. I guess some of my powers are still locked out.

'''PAULUS:''' You guys seem like alright blokes... Seeing as it's a good cause, we could possibly donate some of our concert earnings?

'''JOHNNY:''' Even though our concert isn't for another week..

'''PAULUS:''' Oh, we can handle them for a little week. They can't be that bad.

'''CHAOS:''' They are.

'''B-621:''' I'm gonna go check this place out... ''{Walks over to a dusty looking locker.}'' Say, what's this?

'''JOHNNY:''' Oh, that's our locker. We've never been able to open it though. You could give it a try.

'''B-621:''' Hmm.. Okay! ''{Plays with the dial, trying to get a proper combination.}'' OH SCREW IT. ''{Punches one of the doors, knocking it right off its hinge. Inside, it is revealed to be filled with old Beatles albums.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm? ''{looks at the Beatles stuff}'' ...OI! THB! VICTOR! COME OUT HERE!

''{THB and Victor exit the TARDIS and run up to UT}''

'''VICTOR:''' Yeah, dad?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Is this who we were thinking of?

'''THB:''' ...I do believe it is. But, how could all this stuff survive for over 7000 years?

'''PAULUS:''' Well see, this ship is time-protected.. As long as anything is in here, it doesn't age one bit. How else do you think that we've been performing for hundreds of years?

'''K-BOT HR'D:''' That's... interesting.. So you only age outside the ship?

'''PAULUS:''' That's right!

'''VICTOR:'''''{yawns}'' ...Look, can I leave now? For the past few days, I've been working like a dog, and now I should be sleeping like a log.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Sure, go ahead.

''{Victor walks off and enters the TARDIS}''

'''B-621:''' Paulus, dare I ask... can I seriously have some of your hair? Please?

'''PAULUS:''' Erm.. No.

'''JOHNNY:''' Ooh, looks like you've got yourself a fanatic there!

'''B-621:''' ...MUST...HAVE...HAIR ''{Hand transforms into spinning razor saw}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{picks up a magazine}'' "Paulus is dead"? Oh, I remember that. Heh-''{sees B-621}'' WHOA! ''{runs over to B-621 and grabs his arm}'' OH, NO YOU DON'T!

'''B-621:''' UNHAND ME! I MUST HAVE PAULUS'S HAIR. I MUST BE ONE WITH THE BEAT-EM-UPS.

''{Sephiroth comes back.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' So, I've just been helping Starkey with his items... ''{Notices B-621 going crazy.}'' What the hell.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{accidentally lets go of B-621's arm}'' ...Whoops. ''{his ice-arm's hand is sliced off by B-621's saw}'' ...You shouldn't have done that. ''{ice-hand reforms, now missing his glove. A blast of light-blue energy flies out of the hand and hits B-621, freezing him in a block of ice. UT grabs his glove and places it back on his hand}'' The ice won't hold him long. We need to run.

''{Ice starts cracking}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' YEAH I THINK WE SHOULD RUN.

''{Ice shatters}''

'''B-621:''' ''{Drinking hot chocolate}'' Good stuff... oh? Oh yeah. ''{Tosses hot chocolate over shoulder. Other hand turns into laser blaster}'' BEAT-EM-UPS!!!

'''JOHNNY:''' You know, it usually takes a week to prepare for the concerts. We were decent enough to let you guys join our crew, so can you help us prepare? We'll even allow you to be the opening act if you do.

'''B-621:''' ''{Goes back to normal}'' Ooh, really? Yay! Wait.. opening act? OH HELL YEAH.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Ugh, finally.

'''PAULUS:''' I'll go set the co-ordinates! ''{Leaves.}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Say, after the concert, could you give a tour of the place, or something?

'''THB:'''''{pops up from behind UT}'' You mean something like a ''magical mystery tour''?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ... ''{slaps THB}''

'''CHAOS:''' Guys, am I the only one who thinks that this is all pointless? What hope do we actually have of recovering the ship?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' As I said before, we can work it out.

'''B-621:''' Yeah! At least we're not going nowhere, man!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Plus, it doesn't matter if we don't get the Leviathan back, we can stay with the Beat-Em-Ups!

'''CHAOS:''' NO. DON'T SAY THAT. DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' What do you mean?

'''CHAOS:''' We are NOT staying on this ship forever, even if we don't get the Leviathan back. I'd gladly rig something up, or even just live in the blank void of space.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I wouldn't mind living on something you crate Chaos, just as long as you don't mess with my TARDIS.

'''CHAOS:''' Oh come on! We could make some sort of resteraunt, or a club for lonely hearts, or how about a space farm?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ...You know, I hold most responsibility for the crew. I think I'm allowed to decide.

'''CHAOS:''' But I hold the most responsibility for the CREDIT CARD with MY NAME on it that YOU USED to charge it up and GET the ship taken away!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well that's your fault as you were the one who signed your name on my credit card in the first place!

'''CHAOS:''' ...I HATE YOU.

''{Suddenly, a phone goes off. Chaos answers it.}''

'''CHAOS:''' 'Yello?

'''WADE:''' ''{on phone}'' Hey! Hey, hello! H-

'''CHAOS:''' Wade? Where are you?

'''WADE:''' ''{on phone}'' A nice man named David Bowie picked me up in his space-a-ma-ship!

'''CHAOS:''' David- David Bowie? Really?

'''WADE:''' ''{on phone}'' Yeah! We're havin' a lot of fun!

'''CHAOS:''' How did you get David Bowie and we got The Beat-Em-Ups?

'''WADE:''' ''{on phone}'' I don't know! ''{singing can be heard in the background}'' Oh boy! I'm gonna do a duet!

''{Wade hangs up.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Son of a-

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What a space oddity.

'''CHAOS:''' More like space stupidity.

''{Homestar Tiger walks back in.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Hey, a lil' Blackbird told me that we're gonna preform for the Beat-Em-Ups! How do I help?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' We unpack the accessories and get ready for the concert?

'''CHAOS:''' No.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Well, too bad. We're doing it.

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Sighs}'' I knew my objection wouldn't do much, but frankly I've stopped caring since line 592.

''{Everyone looks at him weirdly}''

'''CHAOS:''' Oh come on! Do you honestly believe me to be the type of person who would adhere to the rules of the fourth wall, let alone reality itself?

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Soooo.. What can I do?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I want you to get the equipment from the storage room. I want you, and a few more people to bring it outside onto the stage. We've got plenty of time, so take your time.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I can do it myself. I've been doing things myself for a very long time now. ''{Grabs dolly and walks to storage room.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ...That's what she said. ''{Homestar Tiger comes back to kick him in the nuts. He then leaves again.}'' Ouch.

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''{Johnny comes in.}''

'''JOHNNY:''' Come on you lazy people! The show starts in 10 minutes!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You said that it took a week to prepare, and we prepared it in about 10 minutes!

'''JOHNNY:''' I do all the calculations. As you see, I'm not the best at maths. I'm a college dropout, you see?

'''CHAOS:''' I hate to admit it but we're getting ferociously off-track here.

'''JOHNNY:''' Well stop dilly dallying! We need to get on stage! We haven't let anybody in yet, however..

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Where are we, anyway?

''{Zoom out to reveal the Yellow Spacemarine parked right outside a giant concert hall, surrounded by millions of fans.}''

''{A few minutes later, the crew is backstage with the Beat-Em-Ups, making the final adjustments.}''

'''GEORGIUS:''' Right, so you guys know what you're doing, right?

'''JOHNNY:''' We can't let them all play...

'''GEORGIUS:''' Who'll play then? For the opening act, that is..

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'll be in front... ''{Picks up B-621 and puts him beside his arm.}'' Along with B-621. He can play Bass.

'''JOHNNY:''' Right.. So who's the lead guitarist...

'''STARKEY:''' Don't forget the drummer!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' So we're the opening act... Hmm... Hey, Chaos! ''{whispers into Chaos' ear}''

'''CHAOS:''' You sick bastard! I like the way you think.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What did you just say?

'''CHAOS:''' Well he said we should-

''{Emergency Broadcasting System test. When it returns to normal, Sephiroth is in total shock.}''

'''CHAOS:''' While they rip off their skins and replace them with hot leather.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' I'm going somewhere else. ''{Walks off}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{whispers to Chaos}'' Good thing you didn't tell them what I ''really'' said.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' That's it, I am '''NOT''' letting any of you enter my room while I'm sleeping.

'''THB:'''''{pops up from behind UT}'' What are you talking about? You leave the door wi-

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' SHH!

'''THB:''' But I'm just saying-

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{punches THB in the face}'' SHUT UP!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Picks up a guitar.}'' Guys, Me and B-2 are going to go on stage. Decide between yourselves who's gonna be the main guitarist and who's the drummer, or we're just gonna play it without you. ''{Picks up B-261 and another guitar and walks out}''

'''B-621:''' Whoo! I'm gonna rock and roll and roll and rock!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hmm... ''{to Chaos}'' So, do you think we should do it?

''{Cut to backstage. Sephiroth and B-621 are dressed in Sgt. Pepper costumes.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' What do we play?

'''JOHNNY:''' Pick any of these songs... You only have to play 1 if you like. ''{Gives Sephiroth a list}''

  

''{cut back to the Spacemarine}''

'''THB:''' Say, whatever happened to that Ryan-X guy?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Uhh...

''{cut to a few days ago, back on the Leviathan. The airlock is open. Ryan is laying on the ground in front of UT.}''

'''RYAN-X:''' ''{hoarse}'' No! Wait! I still function!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Wanna bet? ''{kicks Ryan-X out of the Leviathan, shuts the airlock}''

'''RYAN-X:''' TRAAACYYY!

''{cut back to The Spacemarine}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I have no idea.

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...Where the hell have you been?

'''CHAOS:''' Where the hell has who been?

''{All of a sudden, a familar voice comes in}''

'''RYAN-X:''' .....aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA<big>AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!</big>

''{Ryan-X crashes into the Yellow SpaceMarine}''

'''RYAN-X:''' ''{From outside}'' Let me in! LET ME IN!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{glances out a window and sees Ryan-X}'' Do you hear something?

'''CHAOS:''' Tracy, what the hell? I told you to kill him. Not throw him into the fabric of space to die. Anyways, I'm not going to go out there to play this dumb show. I'm just going to wait it off and then probably go get a low-grade job at McWorld. Maybe Burger Kingdom.

'''RYAN-X:''' Help! I need somebody! Help-oh, wait. Jeez, how long has it been...all I remember is Tracy kicking me out of the airlock...someone tell me please what happened to Kaito? I haven't seen him in ages...

'''CHAOS:''' Was he one of those Garlic things we ran into earlier in the series? Because I cooked a few of those and made a stew with them.

'''RYAN-X:''' Garlics...was I unfrozen after them? Memory's been fuzzy for me...anyway, I must find Kaito...I miss him and I left while he was still young...I'm worried about him...

'''CHAOS:''' Well, now that you mention it, I did keep a few of the Neoptrs to throw into the stew. But I'm pretty sure that we threw the most abundant collection of them into the Furnace. Meaning your friend is probably melted to all infernal, holy hell.

'''RYAN-X:''' ''{in shock}'' What?! Well...he couldn't have been too exotic...he was just a fall-apart-when-squeezed animal, really...Please tell me you didn't cook a red wolf-looking thing...please!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' No, don't worry. My weird thing devoured them all alive, I think.

'''RYAN-X:''' ''{yelps in fear}'' Kaito...Well, I'll do anything to get Kaito back!

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...What the hell? You were with that thing for like, a couple hours before Chaos destroyed them all! You can't possibly have grown so attached to that thing so quickly!

'''RYAN-X:''' I kept Kaito in my room before they were destroyed. All of that flying in space made my memory fuzzy. Anyway, we have to find the LeviathanX quick and find him! I may have only been with him for a few hours...but those were the best damn hours on this blasted ship...

'''CHAOS:''' Speaking of that blasted ship...We're probably never gonna get it back, are we?

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I doubt it.

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000

2011-03-27T23:42:53Z

Bluebry: /* Season 3 (The Gritty Reboot) */ ljfnsgsfgf

{{User:Tehy Moldan/headline|1={{slogangen|mft3k}}}}
{{SuperProfanity|words=all the ''best'' words and homosexuals of a deviant nature}}

<center>'''[[Chwoka]]''', '''[[User:Skullbuggy|Skub]]''', '''[[User:Bluebry|Bluebry]]''', '''[[User:NachoMan|NachoMan]]''' hate your stuff. They're big bullies (especially Skub) who hate you and love being mean on the internet.
 
 
<big><big>MYSTERY FANSTUFF THEATER 3000</big></big> Apologies in advance, you baby. You big baby.</center>
== EPISODES ==

=== Season 1 (Doctor Brainfreeze fucking sucks.) ===

# '''[[/Bell Quest|Bell Quest]]''' — SPOOK CLIFF
# '''[[/Raiku Email|Raiku Email]]''' — I know when I see a baby, the first thing I do is interrogate it.
# '''[[/Records of Bell|Records of Bell]]''' — Bell was a self-important author surrogate who's convinced he's the best writer who ever lived, Bling was a retard cat-monster that would probably eat its own foot given enough time and condiments, Tracy's an Anglophile who still thinks the fedora-trench coat combo looks good on any living human being, Sarah's just another Bell but with enough bosom to strangle somebody if they happened to fall in, Don Skull's an obnoxious prick, Daigo's got a robot nutbag and that's unsettling by itself, these two new idiots are from a Jethro Tull song for Christ's sake, Skully B.'s a handsome man with a surprising amount of vomit in his system... oh, speaking of which. ''{dry heave}'' Nope, I'm out. Oh, but let me go on. The author has wasted our time with this abortion of a "comedy" series which has about as much comedy as a morgue has healthy individuals, completely one-dimensional characters with absolutely nothing mitigating their existence and no merit to their personalities whatsoever, the absolute worst setting you can have for any work of fiction, plots that are nonexistant—and on the very rare occasion that they do have a plot, it's just another goddamn fight scene... and have I mentioned the humor? It's the comedy equivalent of a miscarriage; something so awful and tragic that you never want to speak of it again—it's the kind of humor that even 4chan would never laugh at, the kind of jokes that wouldn't cut it in the darkest of comedies, slapstick that barely even qualifies as such; genital mutilation, kicking, punching, none of this is funny! This fiction is the text equivalent of the Holocaust; it's awful, it's disastrous, it's a tragedy, it's a crime against humanity... Bell deserves to have his computer, his paper... anything that he can transcribe ANY sort of writing or art on to, it needs to be destroyed at this very instant. I never want to see his writing again. Until he actually pays attention in English class and doesn't draw huge tits all over everything, I want him never to approach a keyboard again in his life. I never want to see him pick up a pencil... I don't even want him to think about writing.

=== Season 2 (Once More, With NachoMan!) ===

# '''[[/Zarel Emails|Zarel Emails]]''' — YOU IN THE DRINK
# [[/X Is The New Y|X Is The New Y]] — this got gritty ''fast''
# [[/1-Up Emails|Some Early 1-Up Emails]] ''definitely''
# Samtheman hasn't edited since November of 2008 so we assume [[/Samtheman.egg|Samtheman.egg]] is public domain now.
# [[/Pokemon: Strong Bad Version|Pokemon: Strong Bad Version]] — It's a lot like Kingdom Hearts,

=== Season 3 (The Gritty Reboot) ===

# '''[[/You Don'T Know What It Is Like|You Don'T Know What It Is Like]]''' / [[/Spirit|Spirit]] — But upon closer inspection it was just a bag of garbage
# [[/Wikihood|Wikihood]] — dAaAaAaAaA, make me an anime!
# '''[[/I Want To Play A Game|I Want To Play A Game]]''' / '''[[/Homoon emails|Homoon emails]]''' — CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE,
# [[/The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo|The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo]] / [[/Forsythe And Friends|Forsythe And Friends]] — wow. I literally have nothing to say about any of this. I'm just staring blankly as I scroll down the page waiting for something to jump out at me, and nothing does. it's all just the same random wacky humor in all caps, and apparently it's trying to be bad on purpose, but it's just BAD. like, I am seriously getting a headache right now. Even shit like Spirit, where it was long as hell and Japany and stupid and cliche, at least there was stuff to make fun of! riffing on this is like, it's like picking on a retard. I just-- I, what is this supposed to be? What is happening here? Did they really think any of this stuff was funny? I mean they must have, but god! Holy I mean my god jesus this is sickeningly awful. I... I don't know if I can go on with this. You know what I would rather do than read this? I would rather have every single piece of literature I ever read from now on be horrible furry scat porn. I would rather lose my ability to comprehend written text. I would sacrifice a newborn child if it meant that horrible writing like this would never be allowed to exist.
# if [[/Space-Aged Stupidity|/Space-Aged Stupidity]] was a woman i would make sweet love to her

=== Lost Episodes ===

'''DON'T READ THESE OKAY GUYS'''

# '''[[/Absurd Originality|Absurd Originality]]'''
# [[/KPSRTV|KPSRTV]]
# [[/Green Grass and High Tides Forever|Green Grass and High Tides Forever]]
# [[/Absurd Bell Quest|Absurd Bell Quest]]

== OTHER ==

* Before you ask any questions please resort to the '''[[/faq|FAQ]]''' thanks
* '''[[/who|Who]]'''... who is it? Who... who is it? Who... who is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?
* when bluebry goes to strip clubs (which is very often we can assure you) he likes to look at the '''[[/poll|poll]]''' dancers

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

User:Bluebry/sig

2011-02-19T21:53:00Z

Bluebry: yup

 [[User:Bluebry|yup]] 

Talk:Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000

2011-02-19T21:39:46Z

Bluebry: /* Sup, guys. */ reply

{{Profanity}}

Um, can I help with this, or am I too much of a n00b? [[User:Im a bell|Im a bell]] 20:46, 31 March 2008 (MDT)
:Well, you were apparently too much of a n00b to not say this on the talk page (causing an edit conflict for poor Chwoka). And we're organizing it on IRC together. So, no. [[User:The Mu|The Mu]] 20:47, 31 March 2008 (MDT)
::I THOUGHT THAT ''WAS'' THE TALK PAGE! [[User:Im a bell|Im a bell]] 20:49, 31 March 2008 (MDT)
:::Don't freak out. Chwoka did, though. [[User:The Mu|The Mu]] 20:52, 31 March 2008 (MDT)

May I assist? --{{User:Aussie Evil/tag}} 22:52, 5 April 2008 (MDT)
:I think not, but maybe if we get it cleared with The_Mu.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]]
I know this sounds weird but, will you slaughter Homestar's Resort?--[[Image:KirbyL.png|15px]] [[User:Kirbychu HR'D|'''''Kirbychu''''' '''HR'D''']] [[Image:KirbyR.png|15px]] 20:24, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
:I'm pretty sure it's impossible to make a fanfiction out of a still-active Interactive Game... [[User:Im a bell|Im a bell]] 22:44, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
::Exactly.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 03:44, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey, make one of Bell quest 2. [[User:Vince Gagoman|Vince Gagoman]] 21:53, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
:It's not even FINISHED. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:57, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
::Slaughter Arumail. Do it. {{User:Lucas Aura/sig}} 22:59, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

== are you kidding me ==

Will this ever become active again? I know that Aussie is gone and all but you can get another partner, Chwoka. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:35, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

== PARTNERSHIP???? ==
HEY CHWOKA

Since Aussie is probably dead, I think you need a replacement.

And I think I could serve as this replacement perhaps.

But if you don't want to thats fine. I just want to knock people down a peg :D {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 01:37, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:Or maybe you can make a spinoff. Instead of making fun of bad HRFWiki stuff, you would instead make fun of bad Wiki User Wiki stuff. I prefer a name like WikTrax or RiffText. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:47, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
::We do not discriminate between HRFwiki and WUW crap. Also, we already have a new cast tat we're going to use after the purge is over...but hey, if you can convince Shadow Scythe to drop out, you can replace him! O-or you could be our TV's Frank.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:49, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
::: :(

::: okay then never mind {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 01:50, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

::::WAIT DO YOU MIND IF I DO WIKITRAX {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 01:51, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
But, there will be no more bad fanstuff after the purge because they will all be deleted! Also, I like RiffText better. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:52, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:He'll go here and do it.

:ALSO CAN I DO WIKITRAX CHWOKA {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 01:54, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:We can finish up Bell Quest while waiting for the bad fanstuff to crop back up again. And if we finish Bell Quest, we can take some from the WUW.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:54, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

:Also, SkullB, Shadow Scythe isn't actually very attached to his role and probably has forgotten and/or doesn't want to any more. Next time I see him, I'll talk with him. However, we are moving MFT3K over to the HRFWiki, so that's be kind of...bad?-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:54, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
::"I'm on a quest to find the worst fanstuff on the '''Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki'''." And we don't do ''fanstuff'' on the Wiki User Wiki. In other words, RiffText plz. And you don't even have to help me with it. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:56, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:::If we changed the line, it would fundamentally alter the elegance and rhythm.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:59, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

:::In short, shut up -- you're stupid.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:59, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
::::maybe you didn't get my question

::::would it be okay to do my own thing over here called wikitrax it will be pretty much the same but its gonna be a one-man thing maybe with jcm maybe {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 01:58, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::I need some time to think about it. I have been ignoring you.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 01:59, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:YOU IGNORE ME

:YOU HATE ME DONT YOU ;_; {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 02:01, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
::No - if Shadow Scythe jumps ship, you're on - and you get ot be part of the Great Show Crossover's MFT3k Part! If he stays on, you can make WikiTrax. I'm just awaiting a response now...-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:06, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Wikitrax is not a great name. RiffText is because it contains the mandatory "Riff" and not the "Trax" because there's nothing to listen to. {{User:JCM/sig}} 02:07, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
::::hey jcm

::::no-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:08, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::You have no say in the new name. And why don't you let me be the partner if Shadow bails? {{User:JCM/sig}} 02:10, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:Because you'll plead to change it to RiffText. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 02:11, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
::::::Because, JCM - you aren't up-to-snuff. Also I don't like you.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 02:13, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
:::::::SkullB, no. RiffText is a WUW name. Chwoka, I don't know what up-to-snuff is, but I can totally do it! {{User:JCM/sig}} 02:14, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
OK, I was wrong. I can't do it. But, Lightning Guy can! And, with it more open than the original, it can become as successful a spin-off from this as RiffTrax was from MST3. {{User:JCM/sig}} 12:31, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
:That's the spirit! In fact, I don't think it's open ''enough''.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 15:11, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
::Well, I don't want it to become an interactive game. You know what becomes of ''those''. It's pretty much open enough to compare to the quality of MFT3K and RiffText, with only two or three riffers each episode. There's even an iRiff section where people can do whatever they want. [[User:JCM|Lightning Guy]] 16:47, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

== Join ==

Can I be in this? {{User:Sylar/sig}} 03:26, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
:Hell no.-[[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 03:27, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
::Why? {{User:Sylar/sig}} 03:28, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
:::Chwoka's already got the cast together. {{User:JCM/sig}} 12:32, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

== join ==

[[Image:Dog.jpg]]

can i be in this -- doggie

==hello==
the fact that i am not allowed to be in this means you hate me and nothing else

if you need me i will be in my bed crying -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:55, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
:No, we don't have a spot for you. - [[User:Chwoka|Chwoka]] 23:01, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
::WHO'S LAUGHING NOW MOTHERFUCKER HAHAHAHA -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 02:04, 19 November 2010 (UTC)

== I WANNA BE AN ASSHEAD TOO ==

How can I do so without being considered a ripoff? -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:iRiffs over at [[RiffText]]. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::this does not meet up to my almighty standards
::What I'm trying to say is I want a fanstuff of my own like this, but I don't wanna be a ripoff. How can I avoid that? -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::You can't. iRiff. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::::But what about Skullbuggy's "Skully Hates Everything" fanstuff? -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::::He's a member of the cast. It's still a rip-off. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::::::DAMN. And I take it I won't get your approval either? -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::::::Not unless you're damn good at riffing. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::::::::What if I prove it? -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:Look, you can do your own things. Chwoka's just being protective like a mother bear to her fat ugly baby bear. There's no problem in riffing on something else by yourself.

:Just don't use our blockquote WE WORKED HARD ON THAT {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 04:11, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
::yay. chwoka you can learn something from him -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== Raiku Emails/GGAHTF Riff ==

Since you decided not to complete it, wouldn't it be a better idea to just delete the second half and make it exclusive to Raiku Emails? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 13:27, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
:Then we'd lose the host segments and riffs of GGAHTF. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::Oh yeah. Never mind then. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:03, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

== Hey ==

Do The Metal Detector 2 please. [[User:Captcha|Captcha]] 02:18, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== "It's the comedy equivalent of a miscarriage" ==

http://luigiianrepublic.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/cad.png {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:40, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

== Man when was the last time you got a request around here ==

anyways, maybe you can do the triangle of horror, made up of [[NPP RPG]], [[Homechat Gamer RPG]], and [[RPG... OF RPG]]. I regret ever being a part of it. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 17:50, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
:Oh yeah, and the "sequels", [[Homechat Gamer 2: Strong Radventures]] and [[NPP 2: Ninja Pomusement Park]]. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 17:52, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
::sweet {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 17:18, 6 November 2010 (UTC)
:::does that mean you'll do it? c: {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 18:23, 7 November 2010 (UTC)
::::if we can maintain a level of enthusiasm about doing mft3k again, probably {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 18:42, 7 November 2010 (UTC)
:::::Man I hope you guys have enthusiasm, cause these are all shitty in the city and yes even the one I made. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 02:24, 8 November 2010 (UTC)
::::::also i expect an aids joke around the part where it says "Virus (could be anything)" {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 02:25, 8 November 2010 (UTC)

== Seriously guys ==

Rule 1.2 hasn't changed in the last year, and until I get some kind of evidence that Super Sam approved of this blatant disregard of it, I'm going to have to ask that you cease the bomb dropping and strive for world peace. Also stop cussing. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:36, 18 November 2010 (UTC)
:Um, Super Sam jumped ship. Also, Bluebry is a sysop. He can change rules XD {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 00:46, 18 November 2010 (UTC)
::I break rule 1:4 all the time, and nobody cares. Why should we care about 1:2 instead? {{USer:Zoo977/sig}}
:::I'm pretty sure Bluebry respects Sam enough to uphold his rules, and even if he doesn't, he's not stupid enough to go against them. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:14, 19 November 2010 (UTC)
::::it's cool sam and i are tight

::::right sam {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 21:30, 19 November 2010 (UTC)
:::::OK, Super Sam said the language is fine as long as the template is still up, but obviously you should keep the words out of the template itself. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:06, 20 November 2010 (UTC)
::::::There, all squared off. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 08:23, 20 November 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Wait, just double-checking here -- it's okay to sprinkle f words liberally all over the cupcake if we have a warning that says we do? That's wehat he said, right? {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 08:29, 20 November 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Correct. {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:17, 20 November 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::Good, because if there was a misunderstanding that would have lead to a shitfest. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 21:56, 20 November 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::So does that mean I can say the f word whenever there's a profanity template on the top of the page?
::::::::::...
::::::::::i can take advantage of this. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 04:27, 21 November 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::holy fuck yes that's pissing shit-awesome ass kicking balls right there -{{User:20eric06/sig}} 23:19, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

==May I make a suggestion?==
[[The gang in the grave|YEEEEEES]]
:hey, how about a suggestion. [[Wiki User Email Zoo977]]
::I sincerely hope you didn't suggest this after discovering I wanted to riff it myselves. (Yeah, I think you are better than that anyway. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 23:54, 30 November 2010 (UTC)

==Lol==
Wikihood's still being edited, mate. That, AND we've already got episodes independently riffed. By me, Lex, etc.

U mad? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 06:02, 24 December 2010 (UTC)
:We of the Choom Gang have formally decided to sever all future interactions with you, Noxigar, on the grounds that literally everything he has ever said is wrong and continuing to converse with him under any circumstances will only feed into his superiority complex and our frustration. Do not even bother to put your remarks underneath, we will pay them no mind.
:Also, quit it with the fucking memes. It's intellectually lazy, which is anathema to good humor. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::''{shrug}'' [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 09:24, 25 December 2010 (UTC)
:::OH SHIT SOUND THE ALARM, WE ARE AT DEFCON 1 PEOPLE, '''DEFCON 1''' {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:12, 26 December 2010 (UTC)

== Sup, guys. ==

Hey. I don't want to become annoyance. But the 1-Up Email riffs are some of the funniest (and I'm not sure if it's just because I was the author of said trainwrecks). I was wondering if you could do anymore someday? I mean, I'm not demanding it, just throwing the idea out there. Thanks guys, and keep up the awesome content! -[[User:Mitchell|Mitchell]] 07:27, 27 December 2010 (UTC)
:sorry for the late reply but im down {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 21:39, 19 February 2011 (UTC)

== i was playing bad fanstuff roulette at school ==

[[Yvonne hosts a reality show|i found this]]

can we riff of it -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:00, 15 February 2011 (UTC)
:Oh god you guys have to do that one
::also guys this [[The S.S.Zorax]] {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 02:05, 17 February 2011 (UTC)

"and apparently it's trying to be bad on purpose" honestly I didn't know Bell was trying to make it bad on purpose and tried to make it good, and to 2008 me good was apparently screaming, random, and shitty attempts at humor. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 18:37, 19 February 2011 (UTC)

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo

2011-02-13T06:04:52Z

Bluebry: did i even riff

= Opening Comments =

'''CHWOKA:''' Ah, this reminds me of when MFT3K first started. Riffing on irrelevant things nobody knew about, that we found by just rattling down the indexes or random page. Heck, we're even riffing a Bellstar fic again! It's just like Season 1.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Season 1 sucked. Who the hell is a Skull Buggy?

''{A monitor lowers. It's Dr. Brainfreeze!}''

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Yes, it IS just like Season 1!

'''CHWOKA:''' oh FUCK no, you were the worst thing ''about'' season 1!

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Wow, SkullB, you've gained a lot of wait... and flesh.

'''SKUB:''' shut that fuck up g

''{Skub takes out a pistol and holds it sideways. He shoots the monitor, but somehow Dr. Brainfreeze is shot anyway.}''

'''SKUB:''' anyway what were you were saying?

'''CHWOKA:''' Today we're riffing The Adventures Of Domo And T Pedo, written by Badstar and Bell. I had to review the first two episodes for Crap-O-Meter back when it was still active, and it's added a whole new episode I haven't read yet!

'''BLUEBRY:''' so we have to do more

'''BLUEBRY:''' fantastic

'''CHWOKA:''' It really isn't.

'''SKUB:''' god chwoka shut UP nobody wants to hear about what you did in the halycon days!!!

'''CHWOKA:''' But but but but my falcon days!

'''BLUEBRY:''' shut thef fuck up

''{Chwoka holds his heads in his hands and starts weeping very quietly.}''

'''SKUB:''' Actually this is a Bell-Melon fic. Not Bellstar, unfortunately.

'''NACHOMAN:''' What would you call that? Bellon? Mell?

'''SKUB:''' Let's call it shitty and end it there.

'''NACHOMAN:''' But we... haven't even read it yet!

'''SKUB:''' Oh, I think we're in for something just ''awful''.

'''BLUEBRY:''' then let's get into it, let's ROCK AND ROLL

''{Bluebry takes off his shirt and slides down a fire pole.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{off screen}'' the theater isn't down here

= [[The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo]] =

THE ADVENTURES OF DOMO AND T PEDO.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh, ''wow''.</blockquote>

WATCH IT.

== Episodes ==
*[[/cool|Happy Days]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days!</blockquote>

- Domo and T Pedo meet and have a good time

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I have a really bad feeling about that phrase. Good times with pedophiles don't tend to be... well, ''legal''. '''CHWOKA:''' FOR A GOOD TIME... FOR A REAL GOOD TIIIME</blockquote>

*[[/coolcon|Coolcon '09]] - Domo and T Pedo go to "Coolcon '09".

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Cool 'con? No such thing. '''BLUEBRY:''' because if there was, ''I'' would be invite- '''NACHOMAN:''' no you would not</blockquote>

*[[/cooler|Ghosts!]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Millions of Ghosts</blockquote>

- T Pedo's house is haunted!

== Cast ==

=== Domo ===
Domo is

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' the Japanese word for "thank you", but also</blockquote>

is the mascot of Japan's NHK television station, appearing in several 30 second stop-motion sketches shown as station identification during shows. In 2006, Nickelodeon brought Domo to America. In May 2008, Domo was running around happily until he tripped over T Pedo. They have been friends ever since. Oh, and he likes Scrubs.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Domo is Scrubs' entire fanbase. '''CHWOKA:''' skrubs</blockquote>

=== T Pedo ===
T Pedo is a relative of Pedobear and Domo's friend. His full name is Timothy Alvin Pedo.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Sometimes you're just born into a business, I suppose!</blockquote>

He likes to eat corn.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Man, fUCK corn!</blockquote>

He was born in Brazil.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Okay, I thought I'd like this character but now that I know that he's ''Brazilian'' I just really hate him.</blockquote>

In episode one, Happy Days, he turns invisible and he gains a flying ability. Oh, and he doesn't really care about Scrubs.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' One of six billion!</blockquote>

= Closing Comments =

'''CHWOKA:''' So? What'd y'all think?

'''SKUB:''' I wish I was on fire.

'''NACHOMAN:''' I wish I was on chemical fire.

'''BLUEBRY:''' i wish i was on chemical explosion

'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah. Y-yeah. I agree.

''{Pause.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Can I step out for a second?

'''SKUB:''' I see no reason not to.

''{Cut to a dimly-lit shower. Chwoka is curled up, naked and weeping, as cold water beats on his skin.}''

''{Cut back to the theater.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' So, uh... what are we going to do after this?

'''SKUB:''' Chwoka... isn't here to tell us. That's actually something new!

'''NACHOMAN:''' So what do we... do?

'''BLUEBRY:''' doesn't the movie just come on the screen when we're done?

'''NACHOMAN:''' No, it's like... Chwoka goes and changes it. I think. He makes one movie into another movie.

'''SKUB:''' Shit. ''Shit!'' Looks like there's no second part to this double feature.

'''BLUEBRY:''' wait, i think

'''BLUEBRY:''' i can do this

'''NACHOMAN:''' Bluebry, you're ''mad''!

'''BLUEBRY:''' i'm mad hot

''{Bluebry takes off his shirt and slides down a fire pole.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' i found the movie

[[Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Forsythe And Friends|==>]]

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/I Want To Play A Game/Level1/Level2

2011-02-10T02:58:03Z

Bluebry: riff

Congratulations! 
You just completed the game! 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Well, one page in and we're already done! Let's pack it in, boys! See, Skub, I told you it wouldn't be that hard. '''SKUB:''' Oh, wow, really? That was... surprisingly painless. I mean it's shitty but it's inoffensively shitty. '''BLUEBRY:''' i was offended '''SKUB:''' Well you're a little shit, Bluebry.</blockquote>
 
To claim your prize, just click [[/Level3|here]]: [[Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/I Want To Play A Game|You Won!]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh man, this prize is gonna be ''wait wait '''WAIT A MINUTE''''''</blockquote>

Talk:RiffText/B&D

2011-02-09T23:23:55Z

Bluebry: just saw this

no offence now, but can you please stop??
you're flooding recent changes D: {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:57, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
:''{Noxigar realizes this}''
:'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{imitating Dylan}'' ''GOD DAMMIT''
[[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 23:06, 7 February 2011 (UTC)

do you know how to be funny without referencing every 4chan meme ever

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Yes. The real question should be, "Am I trying at all with these riffs or just a bored college freshman looking for not-school-related items to do?"</blockquote>

i'm reading this and it's just like "oh a "this is sparta" joke how zany" I mean come on -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 02:02, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Congratulations. You will suddenly realize that there are less and less 4chan memes as I do each ''riff''. Take this riff, for instance, which has the derivative of a constant total in terms of 4chan memes. </blockquote>

congratulations on taking a calc class!! however a superior word to use here would be "no" because its more explicit in its demands upon society {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 23:23, 9 February 2011 (UTC)

== "Bukkake is not at all familiar to me" ==

Oh, let me explain it.

It's a natural process, where a group of people make a circle, and one person goes in the middle of the circle and sits down. The group of people let their inner spirits flow inside their body, becoming one with nature itself. And after their spirits hit the peak, they unleash the energy, allowing the person in the middle to bathe in it and feel the warmth and tranquillity. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:20, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
:Oh. Cool. So it's a misuse of said word. No wonder I didn't find the scenario funny at all. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 23:23, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
::Seriously, just look it up. You'll get everything. {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:21, 9 February 2011 (UTC)

Talk:RiffText/MFT3K/Records of Bell/13

2011-02-09T02:41:36Z

Bluebry: what-no

" BLUEBRY: MR. GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL
SKULLB: TOO LATE

NOXIGAR: ...exactly how is this funny other than it referencing the 4th wall in an obscure historic reference to the Soviet Union while Gorbachev was around?"

this is actually extremely famous {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 02:41, 9 February 2011 (UTC)

Talk:RiffText/ChoomWikihood/3

2011-02-07T05:15:05Z

Bluebry: hi

"NOXIGAR: This... does not matter as far as their "social standing" with the rest of the world is concerned." yes it does {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 05:15, 7 February 2011 (UTC)

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Absurd Bell Quest/1

2011-02-07T03:48:34Z

Bluebry: riffs

== Transcript ==
''{The screen remains dark.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' There was a time where two people created a fanstuff to get fanstuffs to be popular again in an era where people would make interactives for a long while without any fanstuffs.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' such heroes</blockquote>

''{Badstar and Bellstrom appear, while the screen is dark.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Dare I ask why we're here?

'''BELLSTROM:''' I don't know either.

''{Badstar and Bellstrom walk around in their unknown surrounding.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Say, what happened to the lights?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Remember the huge blizzard from this week?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' would he forget?</blockquote>

The power went out.

'''BADSTAR:''' Well, then. Perhaps we should find an alternative source.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' OH THIS IS A METAPHOR ISNT IT</blockquote>

'''BELLSTROM:''' Our house comes with electricity as part of the standard issue.

'''BADSTAR:''' Still, something like nuclear energy would keep the sidewalks thawed.

'''BELLSTROM:''' Nah, it's not like people visit.

'''BADSTAR:''' True, true.

'''BELLSTROM:''' Anyway, I need the lights in order to get down to the basement.

''{Bellstrom gropes''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' my ''heavens''</blockquote>

''to find a switch. He flips the switch once he finds it. The lights reveal marble floor tiles, metal walls, and some furniture. There is also a flight of stairs heading downward as well as upward.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' And we...own a house this decently detailed when?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "We received the grant from the Mary Sue Foundation. Go check out the separate house for the motorcycles."</blockquote>

'''BELLSTROM:''' Since I managed to sell my anime figurines for a good price.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' now im not sure thats how it works...</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Must've been hard to do, right?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Nah. I still have the DVDs of the animes.

'''BADSTAR:''' Alright. Let's see what's down in the basement.

'''BELLSTROM:''' I reserved the basement so Bling, my cat, can sleep there. I installed a mini-kitchen downstairs so I can feed him.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "I can't be bothered to use the regular kitchen because it's just ''all'' the way upstairs"</blockquote>

''{Bellstrom and Badstar go down the flight of stairs heading down. The basement has a HDTV screen as well as a Sony Blu Ray DVD player, and a futon to sit down and watch TV. However, there is no apparent sign of Bling. However, his milk dish and litter are intact, as well as his mini-kitchen.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' However,</blockquote>

'''BELLSTROM:''' Hmm... I wonder where Bling went.

'''BADSTAR:''' Perhaps those footprints can tell us!

''{Badstar points at footprints on the ground. Bellstrom looks down to said footprints.}''

'''BELLSTROM:''' Good eye, Badstar!

''{Bellstrom follows the footprints to a tunnel.}''

'''BELLSTROM:''' Why in the hell would anyone dig a tunnel down to my basement?

'''BADSTAR:''' That's a good question! I don't really know either.

''{Bellstrom jumps down the tunnel. Badstar looks down.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' I don't think there's a ladder to get back up!

'''BELLSTROM:''' I don't think the person who kidnapped my cat wanted to return...

''{Badstar jumps down the tunnel also, then looks around. He then points at multiple pairs of footprints.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' I don't think the ''persons'' who kidnapped your cat wanted to return.

''{Bellstrom takes out a cellphone.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' What exactly are you doing?

'''BELLSTROM:''' I'm calling my entourage. My first call will be Homeschool Winner.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i am like pretty sure a robot wrote this</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Why are you calling Homeschool?

'''BELLSTROM:''' I need someone to guard the house from burglars.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' you know i heard a rumor the police do that</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' The doors and windows are locked, and don't we have some deathtraps for any burglar wanting to go upstairs?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' good call macaulay culkin</blockquote>

'''BELLSTROM:''' Good point.

'''BADSTAR:''' And aren't we underground?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Reception will still be gotten, though.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' yeah reception can be gotten in weird place</blockquote>

I have one of those non-mainstream cellphone company's cellphones.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' BOOST MOBILE WHERE YOU AT</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' And that makes any sense...how?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Because I was looking for something to buy for my son, Bellson.

'''BADSTAR:''' Cool, I suppose.

''{Bellstrom and Badstar continue walking through the tunnel.}''

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Absurd Bell Quest

2011-02-07T03:41:07Z

Bluebry: riff

[[Absurd Bell Quest|Original THIS IS A BLATANT ADVERTISEMENT FOR IT BTDUBS]]

=Absurd Bell Quest=
{{Template:LexEmpire}}

Anyone remember [[Bell Quest]]?
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' very much so</blockquote>

Well, if not, allow me to remake it. Hopefully Pope Bellstrom I will approve, and if he finds it sacrilegous, that's fine also.

== Episodes ==
*[[/1|The Battel Begins]]

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Absurd Bell Quest/1

2011-02-07T03:40:27Z

Bluebry: lkjnsfdjkldsfs

== Transcript ==
''{The screen remains dark.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' There was a time where two people created a fanstuff to get fanstuffs to be popular again in an era where people would make interactives for a long while without any fanstuffs.

''{Badstar and Bellstrom appear, while the screen is dark.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Dare I ask why we're here?

'''BELLSTROM:''' I don't know either.

''{Badstar and Bellstrom walk around in their unknown surrounding.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Say, what happened to the lights?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Remember the huge blizzard from this week? The power went out.

'''BADSTAR:''' Well, then. Perhaps we should find an alternative source.

'''BELLSTROM:''' Our house comes with electricity as part of the standard issue.

'''BADSTAR:''' Still, something like nuclear energy would keep the sidewalks thawed.

'''BELLSTROM:''' Nah, it's not like people visit.

'''BADSTAR:''' True, true.

'''BELLSTROM:''' Anyway, I need the lights in order to get down to the basement.

''{Bellstrom gropes to find a switch. He flips the switch once he finds it. The lights reveal marble floor tiles, metal walls, and some furniture. There is also a flight of stairs heading downward as well as upward.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' And we...own a house this decently detailed when?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Since I managed to sell my anime figurines for a good price.

'''BADSTAR:''' Must've been hard to do, right?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Nah. I still have the DVDs of the animes.

'''BADSTAR:''' Alright. Let's see what's down in the basement.

'''BELLSTROM:''' I reserved the basement so Bling, my cat, can sleep there. I installed a mini-kitchen downstairs so I can feed him.

''{Bellstrom and Badstar go down the flight of stairs heading down. The basement has a HDTV screen as well as a Sony Blu Ray DVD player, and a futon to sit down and watch TV. However, there is no apparent sign of Bling. However, his milk dish and litter are intact, as well as his mini-kitchen.}''

'''BELLSTROM:''' Hmm... I wonder where Bling went.

'''BADSTAR:''' Perhaps those footprints can tell us!

''{Badstar points at footprints on the ground. Bellstrom looks down to said footprints.}''

'''BELLSTROM:''' Good eye, Badstar!

''{Bellstrom follows the footprints to a tunnel.}''

'''BELLSTROM:''' Why in the hell would anyone dig a tunnel down to my basement?

'''BADSTAR:''' That's a good question! I don't really know either.

''{Bellstrom jumps down the tunnel. Badstar looks down.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' I don't think there's a ladder to get back up!

'''BELLSTROM:''' I don't think the person who kidnapped my cat wanted to return...

''{Badstar jumps down the tunnel also, then looks around. He then points at multiple pairs of footprints.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' I don't think the ''persons'' who kidnapped your cat wanted to return.

''{Bellstrom takes out a cellphone.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' What exactly are you doing?

'''BELLSTROM:''' I'm calling my entourage. My first call will be Homeschool Winner.

'''BADSTAR:''' Why are you calling Homeschool?

'''BELLSTROM:''' I need someone to guard the house from burglars.

'''BADSTAR:''' The doors and windows are locked, and don't we have some deathtraps for any burglar wanting to go upstairs?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Good point.

'''BADSTAR:''' And aren't we underground?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Reception will still be gotten, though. I have one of those non-mainstream cellphone company's cellphones.

'''BADSTAR:''' And that makes any sense...how?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Because I was looking for something to buy for my son, Bellson.

'''BADSTAR:''' Cool, I suppose.

''{Bellstrom and Badstar continue walking through the tunnel.}''

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Absurd Bell Quest

2011-02-07T03:40:01Z

Bluebry: yo

[[Absurd Bell Quest|Original THIS IS A BLATANT ADVERTISEMENT FOR IT BTDUBS]]

=Absurd Bell Quest=
{{Template:LexEmpire}}

Anyone remember [[Bell Quest]]? Well, if not, allow me to remake it. Hopefully Pope Bellstrom I will approve, and if he finds it sacrilegous, that's fine also.

== Episodes ==
*[[/1|The Battel Begins]]

Talk:RiffText/MFT3K/Bell Quest/7

2011-02-07T03:35:55Z

Bluebry: just BUTTing in haha butt

<blockquote>in some cases the riffing of this show [BELL QUEST] is warranted.</blockquote>

In SOME cases? Are you trying to say Bell Quest is good? Not even the AUTHORS think it's good. You're gonna need to back your fucks up and justify Bell Quest instead of attacking MFT3K now, okay? {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 00:16, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
:''{shrugs}'' [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 00:47, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
::Don't just fucking SHRUG, this needs serious justifying here. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 02:07, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
:::Commentary irrelevant to the riffing. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:10, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
::::It is not meant to be. It does not need to be. It is relevant to itself. You think Bell Quest is passable to any extent. This needs adressing. Can I make myself clear enough. {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 02:33, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
:::::You're as clear as a glass window. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 02:48, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
::::::Answer this question: ''Why do you think bell quest is good?'' {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 03:06, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
:::::::It has potential to be something great. The grammar is somethin' odd, I can agree, but its plot is rather linear compared to other items. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 03:08, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
::::::::You do not judge things on potential. You judge based on what they actually are. Bell Quest is finished, we can see how it grew into a finished product even. It is full of unfunny jokes, left-field plot twists, and I wasn't sure I could hate anything more until I read Records of Bell. Its plot is linear but only because time travel never gt involved. Everything goes off on tangents, characters are slammed together like sardines and never given time to breathe, and worst of all not one of the jokes are funny. It is bad writing, and that is all it is.{{User:Chwoka/sig}} 03:14, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::I read most of bell quest and i have no idea what its plot is {{User:Bluebry/sig}} 03:35, 7 February 2011 (UTC)

The Choom Gang Riffs Noxigar's Riffs of The Choom Gang's Riffs/mft3kmain/Bell Quest/7

2011-02-07T03:34:57Z

Bluebry: riff

''{Acidgrrl warps away}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Good--she's keeping her distance.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Wait, didn't she say hey'd be here in chapter 8?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Awww... Hey didn't make it.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Hey must've gone to the Friend Zone.</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:''' ... Crap.

'''H44WP:''' ''{Laughs evilly and pulls a lever.}''

''{A giant spider falls from the ceiling.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' DONT SHOOT ITS JUST SOME CURSED GUY oh wait this isnt ocarina of time </blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' O_o

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' How do you say that? "Oo-wuh-oo"? That's how I'd say it."</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:'''''{weirded out}'' I don't know how you said that!

''{Cut to 20X6. I am bell is fighting Stinkoman, 1-Up, and Pan Pan. I am Acidgrrl voips in}''

'''I AM BELL:''' Oh, hey, sis! What're you doing here?

'''ACIDGRRL:''' It's a long story. But i'll tell it anyway.

''{30 MINUTES LATER... everyone except acidgrrl is covered in dust and spiderwebs}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Those are some fast spiders. At that speed, they've already eaten you.</blockquote>

'''ACIDGRRL:''' And then I voiped over here!

'''STINKOMAN:''' Acidgrrl, duid

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' I think you mean "druid" ''{does a nerdy inhale}''</blockquote>

you HAVE to read the entire transcript of Bell Quest? ''And'' describe the Bell Quest poster in detail?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "We went deaf ''and'' blind!"</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' I like that about her.

'''STINKOMAN:''' Uhh... I don't think Badstar will like this matchup any more than Acidgrrl+Bellson.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' They were such a cute, incestuous couple...</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The DNA test results prove otherwise. They also prove that Bellsion is 

'''NOT''' 

The father.</blockquote>

'''I AM BELL:''' Well, lets go get my clone and the annoying guys. Where are they, anyway?

'''BELLZAR:'''''{from inside 1-up's stomach}'' HELP US!!!! 1-up thought we were pudding!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Uhh... right. Pudding...

'''WATASHI BERU:''' ''{From inside the stomach.}'' Hey! I found the little dangly thing that makes him puke!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' What, like there's a name for it? 
'''CHWOKA:''' There is, but it sounds dirty, so Bell won't use it.</blockquote>

''{1-up pukes kirbies}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Oh god!</blockquote>

'''ACIDGRRL:''' They're sooo cute!

'''1-UP:''' I don't know how I did that!

''{Cut to Stink-up.(20X6 Badstar.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' It's like they just took a bottle of punctuation marks and lightly shook it over this sentence.</blockquote>

'''STINK-UP:''' Can we just go already?!!!

'''ACIDGRRL:''' If you want to. ''{smiles}''

''{I Am Bell deuces Acidgrrl in the face}''

'''I AM BELL:''' Stop it Acidgrrl. Badstar didn't like Bellson+Acidgrrl. 1-up+Acidgrrl was crap. And I'm not sure about Acidgrrl+Stink-up, but it will probably be a failure.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Gets around more than the town bike.</blockquote>

'''STINK-UP:''' Yeah. Let's stop with all the disgusting romance. ''{Shudders at romance.}''

'''ACIDGRRL:''' Bro, you forgot Harvax+Acidgrrl.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' WHA-HO</blockquote>

'''I AM BELL:'''''{weirded out}'' How many relationships have you been in?!!

'''ACIDGRRL:''' About 5,000.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Oh god, the VDs she's collected...</blockquote>

'''STINK-UP:''' Quick! Acidgrrl, teleport us out of here!

'''ACIDGRRL:''' Ummm... I can't teleport. I used up all of the power. And nobody else knows how to teleport.

'''STINK-UP:''' Stinkoman, does'nt Pan Pan have a teleportaion device?

'''I AM BELL:''' I tink I used to know... But yeah, Pan-Pan does!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' I tink you should have used spellcheck.</blockquote>

''{Cut to Pan-Pan's house}''

'''I AM BELL:''' Alright, what do you want?

'''PAN-PAN:''' Badalang.

'''I AM BELL:''' THE GOLDEN-BELL FLIER?!!! THAT'S MY SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</blockquote>

'''I AM SHINEZ:''' I have an idea.

''{cut to a hangar. I Am ShineZ is painting a ship gold}''

'''I AM SHINEZ:''' Look good so far little bro? ''{continues painting. hums "I Am The Slime"}''

''MEANWHILE...''

'''STRONG BAD:'''''{from phone}'' The Pizz?

'''IM A BELL:''' Yes. We'd like to order an XXXXXXXXL pizza. Half olives, half Parsley Fruit and Nuclear waste.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Lesson 102 in Komedy: Things that aren't normal are inherently funny!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{squints at the XXXXXXXXL pizza part of the line of dialogue}'' So, 8-strikes-in-a-row and L pizza ''isn't'' funny. Nevermind.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...?</blockquote></blockquote>

''{The Cheat appears carrying a gigantic pizza}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' Mehdihlehmeh!

'''IM A BELL:''' $20?!!! Outrageous! Imma chargin' mah lazer, Imma firin' mah lazer, SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' I vomited in my mouth and swallowed it and found it more pleasurable than the preceding line.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' For once 

'''I AGREE''' 

Except for the puking part.</blockquote>

''{a lazer comes out of Im a bell's mouth and into The Cheat}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' MEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''{Cut back to 20X6}''

'''I AM BELL:''' For some strange reason, I feel like firing a lazor into Cheatball out of my mouth...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I don't think time works the way you think it does, Bell.</blockquote>

'''STINK-UP:''' Well, Pan Pan, heres your new ship!

'''PAN-PAN:''' BADALAAANG!!!! Badabadalang! <"yaaaayy!!!! You can use the teleport!">

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Usually characters are mute so that they're animal-like or mysterious. Having the translation be wrote by Im A Bell is a blow to the character's gut</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Some Homestarrunner.com characters would like to have a word with you.</blockquote>

''{Cut to everybody in front of the machine.They are about to use it, when all of a sudden, an angry Pan Pan enters the room.}''

'''PAN-PAN:''' BADALAAAANG!!!!! <"It's a fake!!!">

'''I AM BELL:''' Uh oh. Brother, you better think of something quick!

'''BELLZAR:''' I'll take care of him! GOLDEN TORNADO BELL BLAST! SHOOP DA' WHOOP!

'''I AM BELL:''' Nice!

'''BELLZAR:''' Ummm... the attack isi'nt working!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah, and Chwoka isi'nt wanting to punch you in the face.</blockquote>

'''I AM BELL:''' I see the problem. You dinna charge yah lazar!! Imma chargin' mah lazer, Imma firin' mah lazer, SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!!!!!!!

''{a lazer comes out of I am bell's''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Capitalizing names: Optional?</blockquote>

''mouth and into Pan-Pan}''

'''STINK-UP:''' Let's go!

'''I AM BELL:''' Okay.

''{Everyone voips away}''

'''END OF CHAPTER 7!!!'''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Pfft, this wasn't nearly as long as I had hoped it would be. Misleading title, yeah in some cases the riffing of this show is warranted.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' you mean in all cases right</blockquote></blockquote>

The Choom Gang Riffs Noxigar's Riffs of The Choom Gang's Riffs/mft3kmain/Bell Quest/2

2011-02-07T02:44:16Z

Bluebry: riffs

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{singing}'' On the road ''agaaaaaaaaaain''!</blockquote>

''{Im a Bell, Bellson, Badstar, Vegerot, Homsar, Homeschool, Homestar, That German Guy, Pter, Kyubii and Neo-Stinkomech are in front of a machine that say's portal to 30X2.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ''{sing-song}'' Re-ject Roll Call!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Another MST3K reference, I presume? How witty.<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' YES I AM A MSTIE AND I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS PARODY DOES THE SHOW JUSTICE</blockquote></blockquote>

'''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Okay, the map says we must go through here.

'''VEGEROT:''' Uhh... how did a map fly here from 10W5 years in the future?

'''IM A BELL:''' That doesn't matter.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' SCIENTIFIC INQUIRY BE DAMNED.</blockquote>

Wait, Neo,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' TANK, LOAD US UP.</blockquote>

did I invite you?

''{Badstar looks at the map.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Uhh... no, it does not say that. I thought we were going to 30X2 just to get Anthru-Borg and Kraxario.

'''IM A BELL:''' Oh, right. Wait... there in 5 A.T. (after time), remember?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' No, I totally remember your stupid made-up science.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Amazing vocabulary is amazing, SkullB.<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' How can you call us unoriginal and unfunny when you've used this same joke '''FOUR FUCKING TIMES NOW'''? '''SKUB:''' Well, Dylan, I feel that Noxigar's joke more accurately portrays the vision that Mike and the robots ''intended'' for Mystery Science Theater 3000. For the win.</blockquote></blockquote>

[[Anthru & Krax's Not-So-Excellent Adventure|The fic]]? Um... Fourth Wall break? 42? Parsley Fruit? Ever Plever Jever Jevery Jibevery... Jlammy? Aw, crap, I screwed it up!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' What, the joke or the fic?</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Oh. We'll need a new machine, then.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Well, if i just twist this knob here, type a virus into here, and give this piece o' crap a hot cup of tea, press this button here, and voila! An Infinite Improbability Drive! Oh, wait, you wanted a portal to 5 A.T.... Okay... prees

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' You need more than one pree to continue.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' And an accent is sorely misunderstood.<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Speaking of things that were misunderstood, take a look at this joke!</blockquote></blockquote>

''this'' button, give it some mountain dew, and light these antennae on fire... there! Okay, let's go!

''{Badstar jumps in the portal}''

''{30 MINUTES LATER...}''

'''ANTHRU-BORG:''' Why the heck should we do something that is not evil?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' TO GAIN +50 PARAGON</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' AND LOSE -50 DKP<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' donkey kong points? some sort of kingdom hearts reference? man I bet this joke would be hilarious if i knew what the hell it meant '''SKUB:''' wideo games</blockquote></blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' If you join us, I'll give you two free portable portals to that female Aruseus and Lucario planet. Oh, and, I'll destroy that annoying farmer Lucario.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Planet of the Perverts. 
'''SKULLB:''' This just became Pokemon slash fiction. I'm gonna be sick.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Feel better soon, SkullB. In fact, I recommend Vallium.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Is that... a threat? Or is it like some sagely advice?</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''KRAXARIO:''' Sounds good! Master, what do you think?

'''ANTHRU-BORG:''' Okay, fine.

''{Cut to Bubs' stand. everybody is there.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' All 80 billion of them? 
'''SKULLB:''' 80 billion and ''three'', mind you.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Bubs, do you have any cars with ALOT of seats that actually works?

'''BUBS:''' Well, I got...

''{cut to a blank screen. things appear as Bubs says them}''

'''BUBS:'''''{voiceover}'' A limo chassis, 20 fresh seats, an old engine, a pie,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Oh Jesus. bring the rapture and save me from this sick hell.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I wish I could bring you a rapture, but I just remembered it's spelled "raptor" and they're extinct.
<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' More evidence that Noxigar has a very thin grasp on the English language! '''SKUB:''' NO GODS OR KINGS, ONLY DINOSAURS</blockquote></blockquote>

and a gigantic novelty mug WITH tea...

''{cut back to the stand}''

'''BUBS:''' ...But I ain't got no full car with a lotta seats! Sorry, guys.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Don't worry, I'll buy the parts and make a car!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I can totally lift an engine block all by myself!</blockquote>

''{Homeschool hands Bubs $200. Bubs gives him the car parts and thee

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' BY THEE, OLD CAPULET AND MONTAGUE.</blockquote>

''gigantic mug with tea in it}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Thanks!

''{Homeschool walks offscreen. Construction-type noises can be heard. pan out to show a Limousine with rocket-engines strapped to it's back}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Come on!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' My sentiments exactly.</blockquote>

'''EVERYONE ELSE:''' WOAH!!!!!

''{Cut to everybody in the car. Badstar is holding the map.}''

'''BELLSON:''' CAN I DRIVE!?

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... no. Aren't you like, Twelve? Vegerot, you can drive!

'''VEGEROT:''' Thanks.

'''BELLSON:''' W-waitaminute! He's a Cheat! that's worse than being twelve and i'm not even 12! I'm 20!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' You type like you're twelve.</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' He's right. Vegerot can't see over the steering wheel.

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... guys? Don't anger Vegerot like that. He might-

'''VEGEROT:''' Get outta the car. NOW!

''{Vegerot, Badstar, and Bellson exit the limo. An explosion can be seen through the window}''

'''BELLSON:''' Ahh! The fire on me is burning!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' IS THIS BURNIIIIING AN ETERNAL FLAAAAAAAAME </blockquote>

''{AN HOUR LATER...}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Can we go now?

'''VEGEROT:''' Fine.

''{Vegerot starts the car. the limo warps away}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, Bubs never said anything about a warp drive... or any parts that you need to make a car besides the engine and chassis. Does this thing even meet safety standards? 
'''SKULLB:''' It's actually just a Radio Flyer with flaming decals. Funny how those things work, eh?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Specifics sure are important, aren't they? <blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Wow, he's running so low on jokes (and I use that term lightly) that he has to repeat the jokes from two pages earlier. '''SKUB:''' Repetition makes Noxigar violently ill unless he's repeating his own classics. '''BLUEBRY:''' Repetitive joke is repetitive.</blockquote></blockquote>

''{2 MINUTES LATER...}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Pay attention! This is high comedy, right here. You can learn from this. 
'''SKULLB:''' I'm taking notes as we speak!</blockquote>

''{Vegerot is driving the car on the road.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' GENIUS 
'''CHWOKA:''' I expected him to be driving in the water.</blockquote>

'''BELLSON:''' Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' So... this is a trainwreck. I'm off to go get a sandwich.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' And you can tell because of this paragraph of repetitive humour?
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...yeah</blockquote>
Well, then. Have a nice sandwich. <blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' oh shit skub he's-- uh. uh. this isn't a riff. what is this '''SKUB:''' I'm legitimately confused by this.</blockquote></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Remember that time on Futurama when they did that? Yeah, that was funny. This isn't.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I don't even think that's what is being referenced. And even so, that part wouldn't be funny on Futurama either.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I think he has a point that the "are we there yet" gag is overused, but my unbridled hate for Noxigar completely overshadows any valid arguments he has or will ever make.</blockquote></blockquote>

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'''VEGEROT:''' Grrrrr...

''{cut to the outside of the limo. Bellson flies out of the limo. He gets up, and chases after it. 1 half hour later, Bellson get's back in the limo.}''

'''EVERYBODY EXCEPT VEGEROT, IM A BELL, AND BADSTAR:''' Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I'm back! Did I miss anything? 
'''BLUEBRY:''' Only some cringing dialogue. 
'''CHWOKA:''' ''Mono''logue! 
'''SKULLB:''' Is this funny? My <s>brian</s> brain shorted out on me a couple minutes ago.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' TMI, SkullB. TMI. <blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Noxigar, no. Please stop. You can't write. You don't understand humor. Please. Just stop. '''SKUB:''' That was too much information. What I divulged was too much information for Noxigar.</blockquote></blockquote>

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' hahaha it's funny because it's god-awful</blockquote>

Are we theAre we there yet?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' The quickest time skip in the world!</blockquote>

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

''{cut to 1 half hour later. everyone except Vegerot, Badstar, and Im a bell are tied up and gagged}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Pfft, half hour. Wimps. I can tie up everyone in the world in ''5 minutes''.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Good for you, Chwoka. Good for you.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Turn left here. Hang right. We're juuust about here-LOOK OUT FOR THAT CLIFF!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' IS IT SPOOK CLIFF?</blockquote>

'''''END OF CHAPTER 2!'''''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' There ''is'' a God after all!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' If your basis of God's existence is whether or not they make it to Spook Cliff,
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' SPOOK CLIFF</blockquote>
I feel sorry for you.<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' IT'S BASED OFF THE FACT THAT IT'S OVER! HE'S HAPPY BECAUSE IT'S OVER! HOW AGGRESSIVELY IGNORANT CAN YOU FUCKING BE?? '''SKUB:''' if god esn't reeal tehn how cmoe the spooks clip is thare??? CIRSTIANS 1 ATHETHIAST 0</blockquote></blockquote>

The Choom Gang Riffs Noxigar's Riffs of The Choom Gang's Riffs/mft3kmain/Bell Quest/1

2011-02-07T02:32:21Z

Bluebry: riff

'''NARRATOR:''' Hello. I bet you are wondering,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' No.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Okay, this isn't funny. You could at least wait until the Narrator is done with his sentence,
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh i dont do that</blockquote>
and ''then'' riff it. Now the context is lost.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Hello, and welcome back to a little game I like to call, "HOW MANY TIMES WILL NOXIGAR MISS THE JOKE?" I'm your host, NachoMan, and today's game is off to a wonderful start! In our first round, we see that Noxigar has decided to dissect a joke in a serious matter! Only one problem though: Bluebry is never serious! Looks like Noxigar Completely Missed the Joke! Let's watch and see what happens.</blockquote>
</blockquote>
who were those people

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' No.</blockquote>

and why did they just capture Bling?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Not in the least.</blockquote>

Well, let's see..

''{Cut to an underground lab. Two dark, unseeable figures''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' If they're unseeable, how do we know that they are there? '''SKULLB:''' Once again, the author shows his mastery over words that don't exist. Unseeable?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Raiku already got the dictionary for this, too.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Uh-oh! We see here that poor Noxigar has tried to make some sort of joke, but because it makes no sense, nobody laughs! I guess we, the viewers, could be said to have "missed the joke"! ''{chuckles}''</blockquote></blockquote>

''are staring at a monitor. On the monitor, Bling is in his bed, asleep.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Are these men 40 and on Myspace as 12 year olds by chance? '''SKULLB:''' What gets me is that they're taking time out of their day to watch some stupid bell cat.</blockquote>

'''NARRATOR:''' But, nevermind that now, let's see what Im a bell's doing.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I have a feeling I'm not going to like this "Im a Bell" fellow... '''SKULLB:''' Who cares about plot progression? Let's go visit the <s>author surrogate</s> original character!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ...aren't you guys author surrogates?

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' In this round, we see Noxigar almost grasping that there may be a joke here, but in the end falls just barely short of attaining it.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' You said Doing ''{pronounces this like "boing"}!

''{cut to Im a bell's computer room}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' An entire room for one computer? Is this 1976?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' No, it's called a computer room. Find one.
<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Oh, woe is Noxigar! His limited grasp of living in the 21st century have caused him to miss Bluebry's joke! But can you blame him? After all, rooms dedicated only to a computer may be commonplace in whatever wacko-plain of reality he lives in. And "find one"? Are we being told to find a computer room? Who knows!</blockquote></blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Hey, where's Bling?
<blockquote class=imabell1><div>Captured</div>Dear Im a bell, We have captured Bling. Please get Badstar, and whoever else you want and bring them to some random</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' LOL RANDOM</blockquote>

<blockquote class=imabell1>place. You'll probably see us. Whoever we are. From Anonymous Evils<div>attatchment</div></blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Mein eyes! '''SKULLB:''' Is it... is it possible to have a seizure and throw up at the same time?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I don't know, but why don't you go try it?
<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Skullbuggy's comment indicates that the horror that is Bell Quest is making him want to both have a seizure and vomit profusely. Noxigar, however, takes the joke as a question. He tries to answer it, but it only furthers his own humiliation!</blockquote></blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Bling... KIDNAPPED?!!! NOOO!!!-Hey, an attachment!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I'm willing to bet Bling is like Bell's neglected cat. I don't think he even cares--he just wants a reason to yell.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' How much ''are'' you willing to bet? ''{grins wickedly}''
<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Noxigar is greedy and seriously believes that Skullbuggy would be willing to bet money on whether or not Bling is like a neglected cat. And his teeth are probably messed up and crooked. Moving on!</blockquote></blockquote>

''{Im a bell clicks the attatchment. the words "Alphacram.exe re-installed! Well, that sucks!" appear onscreen}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "Bell made a fiction! Well, that sucks!"</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Alpha Cram? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Oh, hey Badstar.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Quick question, what the hell is Alpha Cram?</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Well, Bluebry, it's a program and- eh, you probably don't care.
<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Bluebry's comment is warranted! Prior to this event there are no mentions of the "alpha cram", so his confusion is justified. Noxigar begins to grasp the concept of "cynicism", but it's juuuuuust out of his reach! '''BLUEBRY:''' noxigar i realized its a program and no i really dont care</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' What's up? Bling Kidnapped? ALPHA CRAM RE-INSTALLED? NOOOO!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, when did he get here? Is he always here, like a stationary object, and is thus needing no introduction as a feature of the room? '''SKULLB:''' I'm noticing that this computer program is taking precedence over a stolen cat. These guys should be arrested.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL & BADSTAR:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh God this is the worst thing I've ever seen.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' And you're only on the first chapter, mind you. I think this could get better.
<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Noxigar has a hard time picking up on trends and patterns. '''BLUEBRY:''' it actually does not get better</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' So, who should we bring?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Bring a shovel, I think my soul is dying.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You should use that shovel to smack that doctor in the head, then bury him alive.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i had no idea what this meant so i googled it figuring it would be a quote and it isnt so seriously, what the hell</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' I think my cousin could help!

'''BADSTAR:''' Good idea! Let's bring Vegerot!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I'm betting Bell wondered, "how can I fit more anime into this?"</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' How about Home-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Me?!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Oh cool, more characters coming out of nowhere! </blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Seeing as this was on the HRFWiki originally, you should expect Homestar Runner characters.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Yes Noxigar, you should, especially when they're awkwardly shoehorned in to avoid breaking the rules!</blockquote></blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' -school. Let's bring Homeschool. Oh, and Hom-

'''HOMESTAR:''' ME?!!!

'''IM A BELL:''' -sar. Homsar should come with us. Oh, and-

'''HOMESTAR:''' MEEEE?!!!!! Pleeeeaase? Can I come?!

'''IM A BELL:''' -Kraxario & Anthru-Borg. Hey, Homestar, you wanna come, too?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Why bring these people? The H*R.com people will never ever get mentioned again. '''SKULLB:''' "I'm tired of thinking. I'll let other people make these characters!"</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:'''''{annoyed and tired}'' I guess so. ''{whispering}'' Pain-in-the-

'''VEGEROT:''' We need to bring this to the HIA's attention.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' You really don't. '''SKULLB:''' The Federal Bureau of Misused Filler's gonna know about this.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' On the contrary, if Bell Quest is so awful as you claim it is they '''won't'''.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Once again we see that Noxigar is making absolutely no sense. But it is to be expected at this point.</blockquote>
</blockquote>
'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

'''IM A BELL:''' Homeschool? Since when have you been out of randospace?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Oh, a few hours. You know who we should bring?!! Ebeneezer Finklehöller!

'''IM A BELL:''' Why that jerk?

'''BADSTAR:''' Let's bring Pter and Kyubii.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Let's ignore questions in an effort to see how many people we can fit into our entourage!</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Grood ideer!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I'm really admiring how many liberties Bell's taking with spelling, grammar and diction. Hell, he's just tearing the English language a new one. Bra-vo!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Since a Coach Z impression is destroying anything and not just an accent of which is being used.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Remember, kids! When riffing someone who is commenting on the butchering of language, it is important to have a grasp on the language as well. Unfortunately, judging by this line, we see English is Noxigar's sixth or seventh language.</blockquote></blockquote>

Y'know what? I think this is enough.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh, please end it now.</blockquote>
<blockquote>''{Noxigar sighs}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Noxigar finds shrugs and sighs to be endlessly hilarious.</blockquote>
</blockquote>
Lesse,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Ah, damnit.</blockquote>

Me, Badstar, Bellson, Vegerot, Homeschool, Homsar, Kraxario, Anthru-Borg, Homestar, Ebeneezer Finklehöller, Pter, and Kyubii... Yeah, that's enough!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Watch as it's not enough and the cast doubles by the third chapter.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' That's up to the author, thank you.
<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' oh youre right i was so foolish back then! '''NACHOMAN:''' Noxigar believes shitty writing is excused at all times because THAT'S HOW THE AUTHOR WANTS IT.</blockquote></blockquote>

''{Cut to the lair of the two evil guy's. One of them is looking at Bling, who is in a cage.}''

'''????-?????:''' Hello, Bling! BWAHAHA!!!

'''?? ? ????:''' ''{Offscreen.}''Hey, come look at this! This will sure give you a laugh!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Surely will? Sure will? '''SKULLB:''' This will sure give you an aneurysm!</blockquote>


<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' That was the ''least'' of this part you could've nitpicked.
<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' More grammar troubles!</blockquote></blockquote>

'''????-?????:''' What?

''{????-????? walk's''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Walk is</blockquote>

''over to where the two boss evil guys.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Said the sentence fragment.</blockquote>

''The boss guy's''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Guy is</blockquote>

''are looking at a monitor.}''

'''?????:''' It's those fools! they actually think they can find us! What they don't know is that our lair is located on... THE ''EXTREMELY'' SPOOK CLIFF!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' NOT THE SPOOK CLIFF</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' SPOOK CLIFF was your witty one-liner for describing Bell Quest on the MFT3K main page! Yes, the SPOOK CLIFF.
<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Any sort of repetition sends Noxigar into a rampage.</blockquote></blockquote>

THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN MAKE IT HERE IS IF THEY HAVE THIS MAP!!! ''{Holds up a map. A wind blow the map out of his hands and out a window.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Only one wind. No more, no less.</blockquote>

'''????-?????:''' Aw, sh-
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Yeah I know, it's as painful for us too.</blockquote>

''{cut back to the computer room}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Wait, how are we gonna find-

''{a map flies into Im a bell's eye}''

'''IM A BELL:''' GWAAAH!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I got a papercut and it really hurts!!!!!!</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Or he's surprised by the acquisition of a map and collision with it.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Noxigar fails to understand how people react to surprises. This is understandable seeing as how he lives alone in an abandoned warehouse somewhere.</blockquote></blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:''' Hey, it's a map to the kidnsapper's lair!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' KID'N'SAPPER, BUY ONE TODAY!</blockquote>

'''END OF CHAPTER 1'''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Well that's the end of our show! I hope you were keeping track of how many times Noxigar missed the joke, because I certainly wasn't! Thanks for playing, and see you next time! You fuckers.</blockquote>

The Choom Gang Riffs Noxigar's Riffs of The Choom Gang's Riffs/mft3kmain/Bell Quest

2011-02-07T02:19:50Z

Bluebry: /* MOVIE */ grammar owned

[[Bell Quest|Original]]
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Prepare for...wait, if you hate it so much, why are you advertising the original?</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Well, if you must know, we always have a link to the original if you want to, for some horrible reason, read the original without our witty commentary. Sort of like watching Manos without the MST3K guys? I guess?</blockquote>

== Host Segment 1 ==

''{Open up to the concession and tickets room. Chwoka walks in from the side, then jumps and turns.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Oh, hey, the camera's finally working. Just in time, too!

'''BLUEBRY:''' So, Chwoka, mind explaining to everyone what we're going to do?

'''CHWOKA:''' I honestly have no idea, but it apparently has something to do with fried brains...and movie theaters.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Your plan is to make similar moves to the geniuses that were in Mystery Science Theatre 3000, but instead of finding legitimately awful movies you just distort other people's fanstuffs to your own whims.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Did you even ''read'' Bell Quest? Really? '''BLUEBRY:''' well if you're trying to be like rifftrax, which often riffs critically acclaimed hollywood movies, then '''thank you'''</blockquote>
</blockquote>

''{Pan: left. Behind the concession camper, pops up Dr. Brainfreeze}''

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Yes, this is a bit of a....''{eyes dart the room. Hands are put together and rubbed}'' ''psycology experiment'' ''{chuckles}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{imitating Dr. Brainfreeze}'' Dr. Forrester would have sued us if we spelled psychology correctly, so we removed the "h" due to lack of understanding phonetics.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Chwoka's just shitty at typing. There is literally no ulterior motive. '''CHWOKA:''' oyou SHUTT UP[</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''CHWOKA:''' Wait a minute, you're Dr. Brainfreeze! ''{pause}'' I thought ice was your-

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Hey, I'm a doctor also!

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Oh, yeah? Where's your Ph.D, "doctor"?</blockquote>

'''BLUEBRY:''' Righto, can we start this ho or what?

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' You actually ''want'' to?

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{uncaring of what Bluebry is saying}'' Wait, where's Skullbuggy?

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Frozen.

'''BLUEBRY:''' He's a dumpface, let's start this now so I can vomit and go home.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Nope, Skullbuggy is a decent Wiki user who probably had better things to do at the time.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Skullbuggy is a huge dork and if I meet him in real life I'm kicking his ass.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' You're not ''going'' home.

'''BLUEBRY:''' waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{laughing}'' Even ''I'' know spelling "what" incorrectly isn't worth it for humour. Or stretching it out. You could at least capitalize it, or make it '''bold'''.</blockquote>

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Well, if I let you go, you could recuperate. Plus, I wouldn't be able to monitor you.

'''CHWOKA:''' ...frozen?

''{Bluebry turns blue}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I WAS FROZEN TODAY!</blockquote>

'''CHWOKA:''' You monster! You made Bluebry sad!

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' ''{turns to the audience}'' We'll be right back.

'''CHWOKA:''' Oh, we're on TV too!?

''{end segment}''

''{fade in. Chwoka patting a very cold SkullB, who has a hot cocoa and a blanket.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' There we go, buddy.

'''SKULLB:''' So it turns out I ''wasn't'' able to do the Polar Plunge. The damndest thing, right? ... Oh, wait. No. That's not right, is it?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' DAMN IT, SKULLBUGGY!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh ho ho ho I was such a funny piece of shit.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''CHWOKA:''' No. You were shoved in a minifridge. That is ''not'' the polar plunge.

''{Dr Brainfreeze enters, scribbling down on a notepad.}''

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' ''{muttering}'' Polar Plunge, must remember that.. ''{puts the notepad away and enters a military stance.}''

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{imitating Dr. Brainfreeze}'' I just love stealing ideas from my test subjects. It's better than stealing ideas from a good television show!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' You should tell yourself, it's just a parody you should ''really just '''relax'''''</blockquote>
</blockquote>

I suppose you...three? Where's Bluebry? He needs to hear this.

'''CHWOKA:''' In the bathroom.

''{Bluebry returns}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' They have foam soap and it is magnificent.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Specifics are important.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' As you've made us so ''painfully'' aware of in the past. '''NACHOMAN:''' IN VIRIDIAN FOREST THE CATCH RATE FOR ''WEEDLE'' IS ''I'' CHECK YOU '''CHECK'''</blockquote></blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' Really? I love that stuff! ... So who's this old person again?

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' How do you not know me? I'm Dr. Brainfreeze - famous supervillian!

'''BLUEBRY:''' Where did you receive your M.D.?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Ph.D! Ph.D!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' He's an M.D. Medical doctor. He probably went to Dartmouth Hitchcock or something.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Once I discovered the cure for aging, I went to every college in the United States and a couple across the pond. Would you like to read my- Why am I making small talk with my lab rats!?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Because that's what Dr. Forrester does.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Well to be ''fair'', we did just copy MST3K wholesale which is why the character of Skullbuggy is a golden spider monkey.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''CHWOKA:''' Your laboratory is a very smelly theater?

'''SKULLB:''' Speaking ''of'', do you have any popcorn? Like, with the yellow goop that smells like butter?

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Ah, movie popcorn. Which brings me to my next point - ''movies''. Our experiment is about the worst fanfics on the HRFwiki community.

'''CHWOKA:''' But that doesn't make much se-

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' It's also about isolation. Today's experiment is called "Bell Quest", a fanstuff full of in-jokes and bad composition.

'''CHWOKA:''' Are they searching for a bell?

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Yes, and that bell is also a cat.

'''SKULLB:''' What would you call a furry bell? A bellie?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Ba dum tish.</blockquote>

'''CHWOKA:''' Oh god, furries.

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' You know what's worse than furries?

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Movies you could be riffing instead, such as (500) Days of Summer, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Valentine's Day, incredulously stupid shit that does not justify its own existence.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Like Bell Quest.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

'''CHWOKA:''' What?

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Get into the theater.

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' DO IT NOW.</blockquote>

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, alright. Be that way.

''{end segment}''

== MOVIE ==

{{NotRedirected|Special:Mypage|YOUR FACE!!!}}

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Chwoka walks in, carrying SkullB. He sets him down to his left.}'' 
'''CHWOKA:''' Everything's better with poop! 
'''BLUEBRY:''' Except cyanide capsules, the output is still the same. Speaking of which, where did I put them... 
'''SKULLB:''' Here's a tip for all you aspiring comedians--add exclamation points! They're funny!!!!</blockquote>

Welcome to Bell Quest. No, it ain't a interactive game.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' And ain't ain't a word.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' If Raiku can find "ain't" in a dictionary it's already impressively asserted.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh I ''do'' hope I'm not the only one who was completely lost by this sentence. '''BLUEBRY:''' the pronoun "it" is not referring to anything so thats why skub</blockquote>
</blockquote>

It's just a fanfic by {{User:Im a bell/sig}} & [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' I'd rather it be an interactive. 
'''SKULLB:''' ''{imitating Bell}'' ''Eeeeeh'', it's just a ''fanfiiiiic''. </blockquote>

[[Image:Bellquest.PNG]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' AAH WHAT IS THAT</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' A .PNG file. What did you think it was?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' The Mouth of Hell. Give me some credit, here!</blockquote>
</blockquote>

=== Chappies ===
[[/prologue|Prologue]]
#[[/1|Chapter 1: Idiots To The Rescue]]
#[[/2|Chapter 2: On The Road]]
#[[/3|Chapter 3: Anti-Bling Attacks!]]
#[[/4|Chapter 4: Alone]]
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' OH SHIT NOT THE FRIEND ZONE. I ALREADY HAD TO RIFF IT LAST TIME.</blockquote>
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Foreveralone.jpg

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' HAHAHANA ''WHAT IS AIR!!!!!!!!''</blockquote>
</blockquote>
#[[/5|Chapter 5: The Shortest Chapter Ever! Enter Demon Bell! or Bellson saves the day?]]
<blockquote>[[/Segment2|Host Segment 2]]</blockquote>
#[[/6|Chapter 6: the Longest Chapter Ever! 60+ Lines!!! The Flood]]
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I swear if it's just Im a bell yelling, "I'm a whiny little peach" I will go all the way to the end and- Oh wait. This isn't Chwoka's originally. I don't have to worry about that.</blockquote>
#[[/7|Chapter 7: What's Taking Them So Long?!!!]]
#[[/8|Chapter 8: Wasting time... in song!]]
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Now's not the time...to rhyme.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' All your rhymes are federal crimes.</blockquote>
</blockquote>
#[[/9|Chapter 9: The Penultimate Terror!]]
#[[/10|Chapter 10: The Final Battel!]]
<blockquote>[[/Segment3|Host Segment 3]]</blockquote>

=== DVD Version ===
*All of Bell Quest. Except the outside of movie parts.
*[[/Oops|Outtakes]]
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Mystery Science Theatre 3000 did ''not'' have outtakes. They riffed things in the form of improv.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' WELL THEY '''''ACTUALLY''''' HAD A ''SCRIPT''</blockquote>
</blockquote>
*[[/deleted|Deleted Scenes]]
*[[/MST3K|Commentaries]]
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' A commentary within a commentary! That's- Oh wait, I'm going that.</blockquote>
<blockquote>[[/Segment4|Host Segment 4]]</blockquote>
<blockquote>''{Noxigar adds a {/blockquote} before anyone notices}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Thanks for that! Have a blessed day in Christ :^)</blockquote>
</blockquote>

The Choom Gang Riffs Noxigar's Riffs of The Choom Gang's Riffs/mft3kmain

2011-02-07T02:14:02Z

Bluebry: /* OTHER */ hi

{{User:Tehy Moldan/headline|1={{slogangen|mft3k}}}}
{{Profanity|words=all the ''best'' words and homosexuals of a deviant nature}}

<center>'''[[Chwoka]]''', '''[[User:Skullbuggy|Skub]]''', '''[[User:Bluebry|Bluebry]]''', '''[[User:NachoMan|NachoMan]]''' hate your stuff. They're big bullies (especially Skub) who hate you and love being mean on the internet.
 
 
<big><big>MYSTERY FANSTUFF THEATER 3000</big></big> Apologies in advance, you baby. You big baby.</center>

<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Implying the apology is legitimate. Implying this intro is anywhere close to legitimate.</blockquote>
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Spoiler Alert: it's not a legitimate apology because these stories ''suck''.</blockquote>
== EPISODES ==

=== Season 1 (Doctor Brainfreeze makes a damn fine slushie.) ===

# '''[[/Bell Quest|Bell Quest]]''' — SPOOK CLIFF
# '''[[/Raiku Email|Raiku Email]]''' — I know when I see a baby, the first thing I do is interrogate it.
# '''[[/Records of Bell|Records of Bell]]''' — Bell was a self-important author surrogate who's convinced he's the best writer who ever lived, Bling was a retard cat-monster that would probably eat its own foot given enough time and condiments, Tracy's an Anglophile who still thinks the fedora-trench coat combo looks good on any living human being, Sarah's just another Bell but with enough bosom to strangle somebody if they happened to fall in, Don Skull's an obnoxious prick, Daigo's got a robot nutbag and that's unsettling by itself, these two new idiots are from a Jethro Tull song for Christ's sake, Skully B.'s a handsome man with a surprising amount of vomit in his system... oh, speaking of which. ''{dry heave}'' Nope, I'm out. Oh, but let me go on. The author has wasted our time with this abortion of a "comedy" series which has about as much comedy as a morgue has healthy individuals, completely one-dimensional characters with absolutely nothing mitigating their existence and no merit to their personalities whatsoever, the absolute worst setting you can have for any work of fiction, plots that are nonexistant—and on the very rare occasion that they do have a plot, it's just another goddamn fight scene... and have I mentioned the humor? It's the comedy equivalent of a miscarriage; something so awful and tragic that you never want to speak of it again—it's the kind of humor that even 4chan would never laugh at, the kind of jokes that wouldn't cut it in the darkest of comedies, slapstick that barely even qualifies as such; genital mutilation, kicking, punching, none of this is funny! This fiction is the text equivalent of the Holocaust; it's awful, it's disastrous, it's a tragedy, it's a crime against humanity... Bell deserves to have his computer, his paper... anything that he can transcribe ANY sort of writing or art on to, it needs to be destroyed at this very instant. I never want to see his writing again. Until he actually pays attention in English class and doesn't draw huge tits all over everything, I want him never to approach a keyboard again in his life. I never want to see him pick up a pencil... I don't even want him to think about writing.
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Too long; didn't give a shit. <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i love when people say "tl;dr". it's like, "hey, i'm impatient and stupid. let me flaunt said impatience and stupidity!"</blockquote>

Honestly, this paragraph was not only uncalled for, but unfeasibly stupid.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' That's like telling a veteran that Vietnam "probably wasn't that bad".</blockquote>

A witty one-liner would've at least been cool. If you wanted to make a rant on why you hated something, there's always the separate fanstuff page to do that in.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' We tried to do witty one-liners for 28 or some-odd episodes. We got fed up</blockquote>

=== Season 2 (Once More, With NachoMan!) ===

# '''[[/Zarel Emails|Zarel Emails]]''' — YOU IN THE DRINK
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' GET IN MY MOUTH.</blockquote>
# [[/X Is The New Y|X Is The New Y]] — this got gritty ''fast''
# [[/1-Up Emails|Some Early 1-Up Emails]] ''definitely''
# Samtheman hasn't edited since November of 2008 so we assume [[/Samtheman.egg|Samtheman.egg]] is public domain now.
# [[/Pokemon: Strong Bad Version|Pokemon: Strong Bad Version]] — It's a lot like Kingdom Hearts,
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Except it's actually worth finishing the sentence for, and incomplete because I stopped caring about the Pokemon series as a whole.</blockquote>
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' that... that made absolutely no sense. no, it made negative sense. '''SKUB:''' You stopped caring when? After you made that shit fan Pokemon?</blockquote>

=== Season 3 (The Gritty Reboot) ===

# '''[[/You Don'T Know What It Is Like|You Don'T Know What It Is Like]]''' / [[/Spirit|Spirit]]
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' You ''really'' don't know what it's like.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' No, you don't. At all. WUW is Hell.</blockquote></blockquote>
# ''[[/Wikihood|Wikihood]]'' —
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' ''{mockingly}'' "Oh man, guys. Let's pick on a publicly-owned entity, because that's '''always''' cool for our superiority complexes."</blockquote>
<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' you're getting really angry about this and it hasn't even started, geeze. '''CHWOKA:''' Asperger's at its finest. That's right, I said it. '''SKUB:''' Chwoka shut the fuck up I almost had Asperger's. Does that mean you hate me? '''CHWOKA:''' I try to hate everybody equally. '''SKUB:''' Valiant!</blockquote>
=== Lost Episodes ===

'''DON'T READ THESE OKAY GUYS'''

# '''[[/Absurd Originality|Absurd Originality]]'''
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Dead fanstuff is dead.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Tired-ass meme is terrible and should curl up and strangle itself to death.</blockquote>

The episode is '''permanently''' lost,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{sing-songy voice}'' Not to moderators!</blockquote>

meaning I don't have to riff it. Ha!</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Nobody is making you do this. Nobody ''wants you''
to do this.</blockquote>
# [[/KPSRTV|KPSRTV]]
# [[/Green Grass and High Tides Forever|Green Grass and High Tides Forever]]
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I actually liked Green Grass. High Tides Forever, not so much.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i think they both suck</blockquote></blockquote>

== OTHER ==

* Before you ask any questions please resort to the '''[[/faq|FAQ]]''' thanks
* '''[[/who|Who]]'''... who is it? Who... who is it? Who... who is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?
* when bluebry goes to strip clubs (which is very often we can assure you) he likes to look at the '''[[/poll|poll]]''' dancers
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Unfunny pun is unfunny. Blatant lie is blatant.</blockquote>
<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' I'M GOING TO USE EVERY MEME I CAN AND IT WILL BE WONDERFUL
 '''BLUEBRY:''' the bad pun and ironic lie ''was the joke''</blockquote>

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' The feds must've missed that part.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' That was.... a joke? Possibly? Should I be laughing or groaning?</blockquote></blockquote>

Template:I

2010-12-26T21:32:20Z

Bluebry: yo

The Bluebry Show/8

2010-12-10T03:58:28Z

Bluebry: hi

'''BACKSTORY:''' so this one kid was talking to me once and he was like "i thought you and marc (best friend) went to concerts like, all the time." i was of course like "uh, no" because i don't have that kind of time or money. it was kind of obvious that he thought that we not only actually went to concerts like it was a lifestyle, but that he wanted to be invited to our lifestyle and hang out with us all day everyday which would not happen because he is rude to all of our friends.

so i decided to write what he probably imagines our "concert lifestyle" to be just because it is so horribly not what my life is

btw i'm making his name john

'''BLUEBRY:''' hey marc you ready for this concert tonight

'''MARC:''' yeah man this is going to be the bomb dot com

''{john gets here}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' hey what's up BRO

'''JOHN:''' not much

'''MARC:''' you ready for this concert? would you like some beer in a bottle?

'''JOHN:''' of course!

''{MARC gives JOHN some BEER. in JOHN's mind it is probably something really nice like heinekin, when in reality it would probably be like natty lite.

he guzzles it down in a minute like he's been a lifelong alcoholic}''

'''JOHN:''' that was some amazing beer!

'''MARC:''' hey, who's playing tonight?

'''BLUEBRY:''' i have no idea. i mean we just kind of spend our nights down there, seeing whichever band is playing

'''MARC:''' because we are rock and roll

'''BLUEBRY:''' one sec, let me get out some pot weed

'''JOHN:''' oh of course

''{BLUEBRY rolls a perfect joint of some marijuana weed ganja and then they all smoke it}''

'''MARC:''' okay time to drive to the concert

''{They get in bluebry's MAZDA which is blasting generic ROCK MUSIC with the windows ROLLED DOWN. popular people see us and wave for some reason}''

'''THE CONCERT'''

''{there are a bunch of cool people who probably shop at URBAN OUTFITTERS.}''

'''BOUNCER:''' yo yo yiggity yo welcome to the concert

'''BLUEBRY:''' who is playing again?

'''BOUNCER:''' ''the cool kids''

'''COMPANY:''' that's what we are!

''{epic menage a trois high five}''

'''THE CONCERT FOR REAL THIS TIME'''

'''LEAD SINGER:''' ''{generic rock music lyrics}''

'''JOHN:''' i love the lead guitarist!

'''BLUEBRY:''' everybody does!

'''LATER ON'''

'''MARC:''' well it's only 9:30 PM on a Wednesday night!

'''BLUEBRY:''' let's go to taco bell/pizza hut for some munchies

'''BLUEBRY:''' because of the marijuana

and that is basically how i imagine he imagines his life if he lived like he hung out with an imagination of my life

User:Bluebry

2010-11-15T03:59:01Z

Bluebry: new user page

<center><big><big><big>幸せな楽しい時間をようこそ！</big></big></big></center>

アニメは、アニメーション技術と実験日本映画製作者はまた、フランス、ドイツ、米国、ロシアに先駆けて、20世紀のスタートで始まった。現存する最古のアニメは1995年に初めて上映 - 唯一の敗北を喫すると、彼のターゲットに新しい剣をテストしようとしている武士の2分間のクリップを。初期の先駆者たちは、下川Oten純一河内、および征太郎北山が含まれています。

==ヒトラー==
[[File:Suzumiya.jpg|thumb|left|バラク・フセイン・オバマ・ジュニア desu!~]]
アニメーションでは日本に住んでいるアクション業界にストーリーテリングの代替形式となった。しかし、それはまだ見事な結果がで、セルはアニメーション安い切り欠きで働いていた大藤とYasuji村田などの外国の生産者、多くのアニメーターからの競争に見舞われた。ケンゾー正岡と光代徐在応は、などの他のクリエイターが、それにもかかわらず、特に教育やプロパガンダでアニメーションを使用して、政府からの援助の増加に伴って、アニメーション技術で長足の進歩を遂げて。第一トーキーアニメで正岡によって生成されるチカラ女するヨーヨーはナカだった。フィルムアニメーション初の長編の長さは桃太郎の神の海の戦士たちは、日本海軍の後援で、2007年ソによって指示された。

ウォルトディズニーカンパニーの長編映画白雪姫の小人の成功は、日本のアニメーターに影響を与えた。漫画家とのアニメーター手塚治虫は、適応し、多くのディズニーのアニメーション技術を簡略化し、コストを削減して制作中のフレーム数を制限する。彼は経験の浅いアニメスタッフとタイトなスケジュールで材料を製造できるようにする一時的な措置として、このことを意図。

==カリフォルニア州はヒッピーです==

オアフ島真珠湾のアメリカ海軍基地は1908年に設置され、以来日本海軍にとって脅威となっていた。真珠湾の海軍基地はオアフ島要塞と呼ばれた要塞群で守られており、中には戦艦と撃ち合える40センチ砲も設置されていた。上陸可能な死角も存在しなかったため、艦砲射撃や上陸作戦には成功の見込みはなかった。日本軍は工事労働者に変装したスパイを多数送り込み、要塞の詳細を把握していたと言われる。

[[File:Shiruku.jpg|thumb|right|カールの生涯の大半は征服行で占められていた。46年間の治世のあいだに53回もの軍事遠征をおこなっている。]]

日本海軍は対米戦争の基本戦略として漸減邀撃作戦を有していた。これは真珠湾から日本へ向けて侵攻してくるアメリカ艦隊の戦力を、潜水艦と航空機を用いて漸減させ、日本近海において艦隊決戦を行うというものであった。だが1939年に連合艦隊司令長官に就任した山本五十六は異なる構想を持っていた。1941年1月、山本は第11航空艦隊参謀長であった大西瀧治郎少将に対して「真珠湾を航空攻撃できないか」と航空攻撃計画の作戦立案を依頼した。

当時数少ない海軍将官きっての航空通の1人であった大西は、ある程度骨子を作った後、2月に第1航空戦隊の参謀であった源田実中佐に山本の意向を伝えた。源田は1週間後、オール爆撃案と、雷爆撃併用案の2つの案を作り大西に示した。真珠湾への航空攻撃の成否を左右するのは雷撃が可能かどうかであった。真珠湾の平均水深は12メートルである。当時の航空魚雷は攻撃機が投下し着水した後、平均数10メートル以上沈んでから航走しつつ調停深度まで浮上してくるものであった。これでは投下した魚雷はことごとく真珠湾の海底に突き刺さってしまう。

結局大西と源田は当時海軍が保有していた正規空母4隻と軽空母「龍驤」を主力とした部隊を用いて、雷撃は諦めて攻撃隊は全て爆装とした上で、水平爆撃と急降下爆撃を行うという案を山本に提出した。水平爆撃に関しては当時既に長門型戦艦の主砲弾を改造した800キロ徹甲爆弾が完成しており、命中率は低いものの敵戦艦の撃沈は物理的に可能であったからである。これに対して山本は不満を表して「雷撃ができないのなら真珠湾攻撃は諦める」とまで言ったといわれる。そこで大西は雷撃に関しては攻撃前までに攻撃法を研究開発することにして、雷爆撃併用に案を改めた上で山本の了解を取り、軍令部第一部長福留繁少将に作戦準備を依頼した。

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Spirit/4

2010-11-15T01:28:16Z

Bluebry: riff

Two halls away Sean and Madison were getting ready for their first class; art.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' call me a grammar nazi but that semi-colon should be a colon '''NACHOMAN:''' "Their posters for this week's Japanese Club meeting were almost ready to be hung around the school, staining every wall they came in contact with."</blockquote>

They were just sitting down when they thought they saw Kali.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:'''"But upon closer inspection it was just a bag of garbage"</blockquote>

"Hey! Kali!" Sean called. He waved his hand in the air to catch her attention. The said girl turned, but it wasn't Kali.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "It was also a dude and it was ''super awkward''."</blockquote>

"Do you know guys know my sister?" Meg asked.

Sean and Madison noticed that Meg and Kali looked very much the same.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE RELATED OR SOMETHING</blockquote>

Meg was barely an inch shorter than Kali. Kali's hair was raven black and shined white, while Meg's night black hair seemed to shine purple. They had the same build and they even had similar shaped faces and almond eyes. The only major physical difference was their eyes. Kali's were a deep, soft blue-purple, but Meg's were a striking green.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' But I thought their eyes were both ''almond''</blockquote>

'Those have got to be contacts." Madison thought as she looked her over.

Sean grinned. 'This'll be fun. Let's see if she knows.'

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "HEY I'M TOTALLY BONING YOUR SISTER!"</blockquote>

"I didn't know Kali had a sister, although Danny probably knows." He said slyly.

"Danny?" Meg asked thoughtfully. She was profoundly confused because she recognized the name but couldn't place it. Then it dawned on her and she snapped her fingers. "Oh! You must be the group of friends she met yesterday! The ones who told her about-"

Meg was cut off by Sean placing a finger on her lips.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "It was not his; well it technically was his, but it didn't used to be. Sean has realized the benefits of hanging out by the creek that runs behind the closed-down Circuit City."</blockquote>

She looked at him again but this time glared. Sean made himself suppress a shiver that ran down his spine.

"So," Madison almost whispered, "Did Kali tell you everything?"

"She did. I think you're Madison, right? And," Meg looked him over and noted his cocky smile, "Sean?" She stuck out her hand. "My name is Meg!"

Sean stood up from his chair, gently grabbed her hand and kissed it. "Tis a pleasure, madam," he said, overly exaggerating his faked British accent. "You may call me Sean."

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "But most people just call me douche bag"</blockquote>

Meg raised an eyebrow in question at Madison. Madison replied by letting out a frustrated sigh and smacking him on his head. "Quite flirting, Sean, it's making me sick." Madison turned to Meg. "Ignore him the best you can. He's always like this."

Sean chuckled lightly and whispered in Meg's ear

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''"Do you want me to rock your world?"''</blockquote>

while Madison walked away to get their supplies, "She's always like that, ya know. Stick in the mud, and stuck deep."

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "So uh, should we start having sex now or what?"</blockquote>

Madison threw a knowing glare his way. Sean shrugged it off and laughed again. "Just kiddin'. That's Madison. Best cook you'll ever meet

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh, sure, the woman is a good cook. never a man.</blockquote>

and really head strong. Don't get in a verbal war with her though, because you'll lose by a landslide."

"You say that as if you have experience." Meg teased.

"More than you'd think. She always outsmarts everyone."

"Wanna bet?"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' this is when meg outsmarts madison and the mary sue family dynasty is established</blockquote>

"Is that a challenge, Missy?" Sean emphasized 'Missy' and shot back, "She'll beat you before you can say a word. It's happened."

"You can take it that way, but I think you missed most of the talking before because you were too busy ogling at her to concentrate." Meg added slyly. She watched in amusement as his eyes doubled in size.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' you should get that checked out</blockquote>

"I don't..." Sean pouted and crossed his arms. "I don't know where you get such rubbish from."

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' wait, is he actually british?</blockquote>

"You are so obvious; I wouldn't be surprised if she knew you liked her. You practically yell just by your body posture, 'I like her!'"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "Also, you have a massive erection."</blockquote>

Meg said and crossed her arms to mimic Sean.

Sean stared at her at let out a defeated sigh. "Man. I just met you and you can tell. Is it that obvious, or are you psychic or something?"

"Or something," Meg replied

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "creating with it the air of mystery that will surround the mary sue."</blockquote>

and thanked Madison when she returned with their supplies. The conversation was dropped and they began to paint.

<nowiki>* * *</nowiki>

There were five minutes left of class when Andy woke Kali up.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "mmm, I just had the greatest dream about my fursona"</blockquote>

Because Danny was between them, he grabbed a pencil and poked her head with the eraser. Andy learned very quickly that she did not appreciate being woken up by pencil-prodding.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' that's weird. i love it.</blockquote>

Kali glared at Andy after breaking the said pencil and dropping the splinters on the floor.

Andy rolled his eyes. 'She's worse than Sean.'

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I doubt that's possible.</blockquote>

"Morning sunshine."

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''comma''</blockquote>

He said sarcastically. He grabbed another pencil and began prodding Danny while Kali got her things together.

<nowiki>*poke*

Danny mumbled and shifted his head so it buried deeper in his arms that were stationed as a pillow.

*poke poke*</nowiki>

Danny's hand snapped up and Andy's pencil received a similar fate as to that of Kali's. His hand came back down to work as a pillow and he continued sleeping. Andy's eye twitched.

'How many pencils will I need to go through to get this guy up?! He sleeps like a log.'

Kali leaned over and pinched his ear gently. Danny mumbled and slowly woke up. Andy's eye twitched again. Danny looked up at the clock.

"Aw, Man! I still had three minutes of sleep left. Why'd you go an' wake me up?" he asked, yawning when he finished.

"Because it takes you at least three minutes to actually wake up." Andy sighed. Danny gave him a look. "As in not walking into walls or," he glanced and Kali and grinned, "Tripping and falling into your next class."

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i-i don't get it</blockquote>

"Hey!"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "Your confusing remarks offend me!"</blockquote>

"You also owe me a pencil." Andy said, ignoring Kali's remark and glaring at Danny again. Danny looked at the remains of Andy's pencils on the floor.

"Oops."

Kali pointed to the clock with her thumb. "Like Danny said, we've got a few minutes still until the end of class. What do you wanna do?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "Haha, instead of like, school, because who needs education? I ''love'' wasting taxpayer money!"</blockquote>

Let's compare schedules, so we know what classes we have together in case of emergencies." Danny suggested.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Danny always has the best ideas.</blockquote>

He absentmindedly flipped through his folder, still half asleep, looking for his schedule.

"Looking for this?" Andy said, holding up Danny's schedule which had been conveniently lying right in front of him on his desk.

"Yeah, thanks," Danny said and grabbed his schedule from Andy.

!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' !</blockquote>

Kali and Danny both fell out of their seats, landing right on top of each other.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "They made passionate love right there in the middle of English class. When they were finished the entire class applauded."</blockquote>

Glaring at the speaker that was right next to them, even though they were in the back, they untangled themselves.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh god</blockquote>

Danny's eye twitched in annoyance

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' okay that is the third time i've seen that in this and let me just say, nobody's eyes do that</blockquote>

when Andy along with half the class, broke out into a fir of laughter.

'I hate these stupid bells,' Kali thought.

Danny got back to their original subject as they gathered their things for their next class. "So, what classes do you have?"

"P.E. Then math and biology."

"Cool," Andy said, "Same as me, but Danny has history instead of
biology."

"Then lunch, history, and music." Kali finished.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' <big>'''''THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING'''''</big></blockquote>

"Andy. Don't you have tech or something?" Danny asked.

"Yeah," Andy said, and then added in a teasing voice like Sean, "I want you two to behave while I'm not around. I don't want to find out from someone that you guys were getting too friendly with each other!" Andy winked and ran ahead to P.E. to avoid getting clobbered.

Both Danny and Kali went red, and Danny muttered

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' so he's ''that'' type</blockquote>

a string of curses and death threats as he could. Kali quickly grabbed Danny and dragged him to P.E. when she realized they were going to be late.

They went to their respective locker rooms and changed, and were glad to know that they were in the same class.

"Today, class, we'll be playing soccer." said the gym teacher. "Now, I know that all of you get sick of taking days to go over the rules each year, so we'll skip all that and get straight to playing. If you have any question, ask me. Danny will be one captain and our new student, Kali, can be the other.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''how coincidental''</blockquote>

There will be twelve on each team."

"Andy," Danny said. "You're my first player."

"Kyle." Kali called.

"Mary Beth."

"Michael."

"John."

"Sara."

"Alex."

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' and not a single culturally diverse name was called '''NACHOMAN:''' one stupid asian kid should be enough for any school</blockquote>

They continued calling off names until everyone was chosen and preceded to the soccer field outside.

Danny played the stopper position and was now fully awake. Andy was goalie. Their color was green. Kali was on the red team as a striker.

"Captains shake hands, call in the air." The teacher acted as the referee. He flipped the coin.

"Heads."

"Tails."

The referee caught the quarter and called, "Heads. The red team gets the choice of field or kickoff."

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' SPIRIT!</blockquote>

"We want kickoff," replied Jenni, who was the other captain for the red team.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' wait but i thought-just nevermind</blockquote>

The referee blew his whistle and the game began.

Jenni kicked the ball to Kali who took it down the field. She maneuvered down and around the midfielders and defenders. Danny was shocked by her speed, but was able to slow her down with a slide tackle that nearly got her. Kali blasted the ball at the far left corner of the goal.

Andy managed a diving catch before he punted the ball down to the red team's defense line. The game continued for forty minutes before the teacher blew his whistle and called end of game. The ending score was 0-0, and both teams were for once glad of the school's temperature of 50°.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' that sentence was so convoluted i can't understand it</blockquote>

"Where'd you learn to kick like that? Most girls I've seen play won't go near the ball."

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "They're all afraid they'll break a nail and then they online shop on their iPhones because that is the role of women in any successful society!"</blockquote>

Andy asked as the three friends walked to math. They took seats at the front. There was already an advanced algebra problem on the board.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "What are all these X's and Y's doing in this math problem???"</blockquote>

Their teacher, Mr. Kurtz, had a long nose and straight white hair. His spectacles were so far down on his nose that none of the students thought that he could actually see through them.

"Today, class, we will do a review of everything you've learned so far. Take out a sharp pencil and clear your desks. Consider this a pop quiz." His voice was raspy, but commanding. He left no room for questions.

"Sounds like an old sergeant from the army, doesn't he?" whispered Danny to Kali.

"Yeah."

SLAP!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "You may only speak when I say you may!"</blockquote>

A meter stick slapped down across their desks. "You will also remain SILENT during ALL of my class period." Mr. Kurtz glared at Danny and Kali. "Do you think you can handle that, Mr. Connor and Miss Kitsonu?"

"Yes, sir," they mumbled.

"Good. Now, on with the test."

'Oh. Joy." The three thought simultaneously and they began the four- page 'quiz'.

<nowiki>* * *</nowiki>

"So Danny is Sean's brother then?" Meg asked.

"Sort of. They were both raised at the same orphanage so they consider themselves brothers. They care about each other a lot, despite how they act together," Madison replied. "So, how old are you?"

"I'll be fifteen in a couple months." Meg replied. She was painting a picture of a crescent moon from a dream.

"Cool." Madison replied. Her painting was of a sunset up in the clouds. It wasn't very good,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "In fact it was actually pretty awful now that I think about it"</blockquote>

but compared to Sean's "picture" it was a masterpiece. "Your birthday is pretty close to mine then.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON AND STUFF HEH"</blockquote>

So what were you and Sean talking about, anyways? He has never gone this long without talking." Sean glared at Meg as if daring her to mention anything.

"Nothing," Meg replied, smirking back at Sean's glare, making him glare even harder.

"Well, you sure riled him up over nothing. Watch your step; he likes to play tricks on people to get his revenge,"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "Once somebody bumped into him and didn't apologize and the next day he was found dead in a creek behind the old Circuit City. I think Sean did it because he hangs out there a lot."</blockquote>

Madison warned playfully.

"Sure." Madison and Sean stopped painting and looked at her strangely.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "Nobody '''ever''' uses that tone with me. Do you understand?"</blockquote>

Meg now had a blank look on her face and her voice became low and monotone. She was staring straight ahead and her eyes had dilated.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "She had to ask, 'How do I know if it's working?' 'It's working,' Madison replied."</blockquote>

Sean waved a hand in front of her face. Meg picked up her brush and began painting something in black. He was now really concerned, as was Madison.

"Yo, Meg, quit fooling around.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "For real, dog! Hizz-house! Inspector Deck!"</blockquote>

This is ten different kinds of creepy" Sean said. Madison looked at her eyes and immediately tore her gaze away. When she'd looked at her eyes, chills ran up and down her spine, and it almost sounded as though someone was laughing at her. Meg continued painting.

"Snap out of it!" Madison shook her shoulders and turned her away from the picture. She blinked and looked normal again, and quite confused.

"What are you doing?" Meg asked then looked at her picture and mumbled to no one, "Go away." in a small voice.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' and thus the mystery that murks the clear waters of the mary sue grew even more opaque; millions were annoyed.</blockquote>

Madison wondered if she'd heard it at all.

On her paper was a detailed picture of a demon clad in a black cloak. This time, his face was showing although the hood was up. A pale, mocking face was grinning at them, and in his hands was a metallic dark blue orb that was glowing silver.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "The teacher then walked over and suggested that Meg see the school counselor."</blockquote>

Sean hadn't looked at the picture yet. "You totally zoned out on us. What were you d-"Sean stopped talking the moment he saw the picture.

"Sean, we need to find the others. That demon is starting something. We need to watch our backs." Madison said. Meg tore off the picture and crumpled it up before throwing it in the garbage.

"But-"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{snickers}''</blockquote>

"No buts!"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' <big><big>''{snickers}''</big></big></blockquote>

Madison replied hotly.

"What's going on?" Meg asked. "What is so weird? I drew a weird picture, it's happened before, so stop being paranoid."

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "I draw foxes wearing diapers eating smaller foxes and you guys never complain about that!"</blockquote>

"We'll tell you later." Sean said, his voice was hinting that they were drawing attention. The rest of the class period held no interruption, and Sean continued his picture something that looked like a cross between a blob and a rainbow.

The trio walked out of the art classroom. Meg usually liked art because she was good at it, but after drawing a creature that Madison and Sean recognized and feared, she was a bit wary. Madison was still shaking off the feeling she got when Meg had been in the trance.

"What did you mean by 'or something'?" Sean asked out of the blue.

"What are you talking about?" Meg asked. She wasn't really in the explaining mood right now.

"Yes, please explain." Madison added, equally edgy.

"When I asked if you were psychic or something, you said, 'or something'. What did you mean?" Sean asked again.

Meg sighed that it wasn't a difficult question. "Oh, yeah, that. I have this , for lack of a better word, ability to feel people's emotions. Things like anger, lust, pain. Stuff like that," she explained.

"Empathy." Madison clarified.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' WOW SHE HAS EMPATHY? that's weird! who else would have that power? '''BLUEBRY:''' oh wait everybody</blockquote>

"Yup."

Sean chuckled. "Guess that's how come Kali didn't get away with lying about where she went. You could tell that she was lying because she felt nervous."

"Well, yeah, that and Kali can't lie to save her life. She shows too much emotion all the time.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "Why can't she just be a robot devoid of feeling any emotions towards anything?"</blockquote>

Like in those old movies from the 50's," Meg said. They continued walking so they wouldn't be late for science class.

"So you can not show your emotions?" Sean asked.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "...I don't have emotions anymore."</blockquote>

He was trying to catch her off guard.

"Let's just say that I'd be really good at poker." Meg smiled back. Sean opened his mouth to reply, but realized he didn't have any way to catch her with that comment. 'Guess he doesn't have a snappy comeback for once.' Meg thought as he opened then closed his mouth again.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' no shit sherlock</blockquote>

Madison watched all this in amusement. "Wow Sean. Looks like Meg left you at a loss for words. You've been beaten!" Madison raised Meg's hand in the air, and then whispered to Meg,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''"Have you ever wondered what it would be like with another woman?"''</blockquote>

"He has this thing where he has to be able to outsmart people. So far, he's always caught people off guard with their own words."

Both girls grinned as they entered their science room. Sean was still glaring daggers at them when the two girls stopped dead. He bumped into them and backed off slightly.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

Both girls' faces showed surprise and confusion. Sean looked around the room and his face mirrored theirs.

"Okay, I realize that science isn't the most exciting class and students have a tendency to fall asleep, but this is ridiculous!"

"What happened? And where's the teacher?" Meg asked and looked around. Every student in the class was unconscious.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "Guys, wake up, we gotta clean up before my parents get home."</blockquote>

They were on desks, by the window, and on the floor, just lying there. Madison couldn't even see them breathe.

Meg gasped and quickly turned her head away from the black board. "Ew."

"What?" Sean asked and stared at where Meg had pointed. Madison copied Meg and muttered, "Oh my God."

Face into the blackboard was the science teacher, with a long black sword protruding from her back. The smell of fresh blood wafted through the air, making their stomach's tighten. A trail of blood flowed slowly now down the wall and into a formed puddle on the floor. Whatever demon had done this had killed recently.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' THREE DAY WEEKEND! WHOO!</blockquote>

<nowiki>* * *</nowiki>

Kali and Andy ran through the empty hallways.

"I can't believe we're late!" Andy muttered. "Danny's history class was two doors down. He isn't late. But NO!!! Biology had to be on the other side of the building on the third floor!"

"Let's just get there, okay?" Kali panted.

Turning the corner they found the biology room. Andy opened the door and went in, followed closely by Kali. They were met with two glaring crystal eyes.

"You must be Andy Thompson and Kah. Lee. Co. Kit. So. Nu." Mrs. Roberts said, pronouncing the syllables in Kali's name slowly. She set the attendance sheet back down. "I'm glad that you decided to grace us with you presence." Her voice was dripping in sarcasm.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh thank god you said that, i thought she was being serious</blockquote>

Kids in the class snickered as Kali and Andy muttered apologies and took the only two open seats by the window.

Mrs. Roberts opened a window before returning to the front of the class and starting the lesson. "Today, class we'll be learning about-"

The class broke out into screams as a long, black sword but through the teacher's throat and pinned her corpse to the wall.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "I knew I shouldn't have dropped acid before class."</blockquote>

Two figures clad in black robes, only one with a sword drawn, made themselves visible in the back of the room. One moved to towards the front of the room to the dead teacher and removed his sword, wiping the blood on the ends of his robe.

The other demon removed its cloak revealing a beautiful female demon. Her hair was fiery orange with red highlights that fell in wavy lengths to the small of her back. Vibrant yellow eyes scanned the classroom, searching. When her eyes landed on Kali and Andy, she grinned maliciously, showing sharp canines.

The former demon now took off his cloak. This one, like the orange haired demon, looked similar to humans if you ignored the foreign markings on their shoulders and odd colors decorating their features. His skin was very pale, a strong contrast to that of the female demon's caramel skin.

"Them?" he sneered, pushing a troublesome light blue strand of hair out of his face. It immediately fell back in his face. His cold grey eyes looked Andy and Kali over. "Che. You must be mistaken, Kuro,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' because all demons are japanese</blockquote>

they are children." He glared at them.

All of the students slowly moved as far away from Andy and Kali as possible without getting near the demons.

Kuro snorted in response. "You're a fool, Zinc.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' did you seriously name a character after an element of the periodic table</blockquote>

Concentrate. They just don't have their stones, meaning they can't fight back." She brought her hands together in front of her chest and was soon engulfed in flames.

"Can Danny do that?" Kali whispered.

"Not without his stone, he can't." Andy replied shaking his head.

Zinc took a ready stance, both hands forming fists at his sides.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' just kill 'em already</blockquote>

Immediately a cold rush of wind swept through the room, causing a thin sheet of ice to form on the chairs, desks, walls, and floor.

"Whoa, that's cold!" Andy stuttered, rubbing his arms in a futile attempt to get warm. A harpoon materialized in his hand. It was made completely of ice.

Kuro had fire concentrated in her hands and her cocky smirk was annoying both of them.

Kali elbowed Andy lightly. "What do we do?"

"Find an exit or something,"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "I guess we pull the ''fire alarm''."</blockquote>

he muttered quickly, eyeing the approaching ice demon from the left and fire demon from the right.

Andy and Kali inched further back until they were flat against the wall. Andy risked a look behind him a saw the three story drop.

'Maybe.' he thought.

"Should we run for the door?" Kali asked.

"No. We'll never make it. For some reason, agility is a common trait with those wielding fire."

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' the "some reason" in this case is that it was convenient</blockquote>

Andy answered and fumbled with the lock on the window and slowly pushed it back.

"Then what do you propose we do?" Kali asked behind clenched teeth.

"Jump!" Andy grabbed Kali around the waist and jumped out the open window,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "Kali! I'm going to use you to cushion my fall!"</blockquote>

just as Zinc and Kuro decided to attack. They fell through the window head first, a string of curses following them. Kali shut her eyes as the wind whipped through her hair and whizzed past her ears.

'Who would've thought school in America would end up being so eventful?' she thought sarcastically.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Teachers dropping dead all over the place! This is just bonkers!"</blockquote>