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User:Badstar

2016-03-28T05:19:46Z

Badstar: Replaced content with "i was super tired and sentimental an hour ago and wrote a lot of sappy shit so lets just say this shitty site is somehow at least a little cool and fire emblem is fuckin s..."

i was super tired and sentimental an hour ago and wrote a lot of sappy shit so lets just say this shitty site is somehow at least a little cool and fire emblem is fuckin sweet

User:Badstar

2016-03-28T04:00:23Z

Badstar:

I don't know why I logged in tonight. I don't even know why I remembered my password after all these years, it wasn't even the same one I used for every site when I was twelve, the one I still use after all these years. Maybe it has to do with a lot of things.

I'm starting college soon. I'm scared, honestly. Kind of terrified. I'm twenty now, starting two years after almost all of my friends and most people I know in general. I know it's not true but I seriously can't think of anyone that would start in spring. Autumn, absolutely. Winter, maybe if they didn't sign up early enough before, yeah. But spring? God, that's so fucking weird to me. I feel like I'm just a little baby in tight diapers with ten metric tons of shit weighing my stupid asshole diaper down to the floor. Up until now, I haven't been working since I got out of high school last summer. That'd be productive, that'd make me feel good about growing up, but that honestly scares me even more than college does right in this moment. I'm scared, I'm scared of everyone and everything. I feel like I've been scared my whole life.

I have anxiety. Depression. PTSD. The full package, basically. Wrap me up and put me under the Christmas tree. Smile at your aunt like ''oh man, yeah, thanks, no I-I'll totally use it. Seriously. Thanks'' and then return me. Talk to the cashier and laugh awkwardly, ''yeah, I really don't know what she was thinking''. Just thinking of going out five days a week six hours a day and being in constant motion and talking to people regularly and having to be in this setting in which it's basically just me and god knows who doing god knows what sends me into panics. I keep telling mom I'm looking, I'm telling her I wanna get settled in at college first and I think she understands that, but I honestly think she understands the truth way better but just isn't telling me. I kind of wonder how long I can test her patience like this. I still need her help with everything. I can't fill paperwork on my own, I need to pause people on the phone to ask my mom what to do next. Twenty years old and I still feel like I'm fifteen sometimes. I think mom gets that, but it doesn't really make me feel that better??

I don't mean this to be super depressing and dark and deviantart (the sacred three d's of internet musing), I'm actually kind of inspired by all of this weakness in a weird way, because I honestly believe going to college and listening to everyone tell me how happy I'll be is going to help me. As I'm writing this I just feel that this is more set in stone. I'm gonna be okay. I'm studying psychology, I actually wanna major in it. I wanna help people like me. I wanna help people that are this scared and I want them to know I get it. When I joined this wiki, I wasn't a happy kid. I was getting bullied at school, the teachers never really understood what I needed and never knew what to do to help me, I never understood my work, my family was going through shit I can't even start writing out here. Middle School isn't even something I want to begin to think about going into. I turned to this wiki because I actually felt like I had a community that could stand me and for some reason I did? I have no fucking idea how any of you guys could stand me. I actually admire people like Chwoka and others because they weren't afraid to tell me I was a shithead. I sobbed and pissed my pants, but I now realize that kind of thing was pretty funny. I deserved it and I grew. Slowly! Too slowly, fuck. But I grew at all and I'm really thankful for that.

That's not to say I'm thankful for the more positive people I met here too. Alex was my boy. Keith and I constantly had each other by the necks through the depths of Anime Edge Hell and I honestly had the time of my life just making shitty Haruhi jokes to one of the two people who got it. Remember when Keith defended fedoras and the fact that he wore one? Holy shit, dude. Chaos was great, I always liked him. We always talked pretty pleasantly and I played League with him once, if you're reading this at all hit me up more. Carry me out of bronze, for fucks sake. Do you realize how tough it is to play soloqueue Bard in this economy? Wesley, I always looked up to. He was vaguely tough on me but in a way that I knew that he himself knew I could get better and improve. Lana, now, I don't think she ever really liked me that much but I'll be damned if I didn't respect and love everything she did. I think in a way I loved all of you guys? Briar (or Gavin, I'm so sorry if I say the wrong name, it's been so long and I don't know if you're still okay with both or not), I gave you a lot of shit back in the day, but I hope you're doing okay too. I actually related to you a lot and I hope you're doing cool things with your life. Same to Ben, actually. We gave each other shit all the time, but looking back, I seriously did relate to you and I'm sorry for every time you had to hear someone throw around the r slur without caring about how it hurt you. That's my least favorite word in the world now. You were a good dude, and you're probably still a good dude. I hope you're happy and I honestly hope you're all happy with what's going on right now and if you're not, I'm sorry. It's tough sometimes, and I'm not gonna try and outright inspire anyone, but I really just wanna say that I believe in you guys. Every last one of you. I truly think that as a whole, you all helped me grow as a person in a lot of ways. Helped me understand what socialization was about, that not everyone had to like me, and that people were capable of liking me at all. I learned what it was to learn from mistakes, I learned how to write better, understand people better, deal with my emotions better.

I'm not gonna say these were some of the happiest memories of my life, because, wow. Can you imagine. I had some pretty shit times on here sometimes, but sometimes I really didn't. I'm just saying that I'm looking back now after all this time and just appreciating what happened and what I learned. I'm thankful to everyone in some form for helping me grow. Good times or bad, I can't ignore that this place was such a big part of what helped me grow, as weird or even as dumb as people think that might be.

I'm scared of the future, but holy shit, I'm fucking excited. I wanna do good. I wanna help people. I wanna prove to myself that I can do this and that I can make people proud.

I wanna make you guys proud and I don't want to leave you in the dark wondering about how I'm doing these days or even if I'm okay, if anyone even wondered that all sometimes.

I'm gonna be okay and I swear to god I'll try harder than I ever thought I could. I love you guys.

- Connor

ps: all this aside im getting the new fire emblem tomorrow how sick is that shit

User:Badstar

2015-03-03T22:41:51Z

Badstar:

so does anyone play league because

User:Badstar

2014-07-17T07:14:04Z

Badstar:

what the fuck is anime

im so fucking bored im just sitting here at like 12 am writing whatever the shit

im so hungry but the only thing we have right now is peanut butter. time for some fuckin p-butt

what the hell was with keith and i was that even real or was it just an anime mirage

animarage

User:Badstar

2014-07-17T07:11:05Z

Badstar:

User:Badstar

2014-07-17T07:10:25Z

Badstar:

what the fuck is anime

im so fucking bored im just sitting here at like 12 am writing whatever the shit

User:Badstar

2014-07-17T07:07:40Z

Badstar:

what the fuck is anime

User talk:Badstar

2013-08-15T23:08:53Z

Badstar: /* we missed you */

''{Pirate voice}'' Y'ARRRRRRRCHIVES

*[[User talk: Badstar/Arch1|Floor one: The Captain's Qaurters]]

== ENDLESS EIGHT VI ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHXHCg6nwSo&feature=channel 1/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDzbwEyyOpU 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h5KXj4fBfw&feature=channel 3/3] {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:24, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

== ENDLESS EIGHT VII ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Gcsux4GXQ 1/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV_IvPn1QVo&feature=channel 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlaUVJbUmZw&feature=channel 3/3] {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:58, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
:YOU MY FRIEND

:ARE A GUY

:A GOOD GUY -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::kyon-kun, phone {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:47, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
:::so wait is this sixth endless eight or something? if so, then yay we're almost done with endless eight. I WANT SOME VARIETY -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::::actually it's the seventh and there's one more

::::<big><big><big><big>'''AND DON'T COMPLAIN. YOU'RE LUCKY KADOKAWA MADE A SECOND SEASON, YOU UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLE.'''</big></big></big></big> {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:55, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::i was making a funny i guess im not {{smith}} -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::::::LOUD NOISE {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:23, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

== >:O ==

:WHY CAN'T I BE CENTAURMAN
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:WHY CAN'T I BE CENTAURMAN

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:15, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

== Homebad Pomsad ==

Just a character I made for you. http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=93d7ccf4c2&view=att&th=122f2d6498149b4e&attid=0.1&disp=inline&realattid=f_fy2cajew0&zw {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}
:Err... could you upload the pciture here, maybe? -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::It doesn't let me :( {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}
:::Well, I can't see anything... -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::::CRAP! I'm sry :( Let me try JPG version. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}
:::::It says iternal error :`( {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}}
http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu6/Ninja-Pom-Pom/HomebadPomsad.png
:) {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 03:46, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::I was gonna make a logo for the fight, but it ended and I was only able to make this. http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/uu6/Ninja-Pom-Pom/Badstarlog.png {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 21:58, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

== ENDLESS EIGHT VIII ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrkzFHlGJCU 1/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ioxjF8cAs&feature=channel 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1OGZyQ4JUY&feature=channel 3/3]

''CLASSIFIED INFORMATION'' {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:20, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
:ah at least this shall ease my pain -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::I haven't watched it yet, but I think it's the last Endless Eight. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:22, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
:::''{HEAVENLY LIGHT}'' -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::::''{stage light falls on Badstar}'' {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:36, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

== You may have seen me advertize this on my userpage, but I'll spam it here, anyway. ==

You like Kirby, right? Well, [http://popstar5.smackjeeves.com I've created a Kirby-based Photocomic]. It doesn't star the actual Kirby, or the actual Meta Knight, and it's basically thrown canon out the window. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:34, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
:yes, I've read it, spammy. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::That last comic of yours offended me. <(V_V(< {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:23, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
:::JCM are you white because white people like being offended AND IM ITALIAN HA {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 03:26, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Why does it- Oh, you mean because of the cursing? Then why are you on this wiki if that one curse word offends you? {{unsigned|Im a bell}}
:::::...I was joking. Your alt text made it so I couldn't resist. {{User:JCM/sig}} 17:23, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::...how the hell did i forget my own alt text {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:22, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Anyway, since we're talking about previously spammed comics, I just made this [http://msmm.smackjeeves.com parody comic starring Mario. Sonic, and Mega Man called, well, Mario, Sonic, and Mega Man.] {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:44, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
:'''LEAVE ME ALONE''' -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:GET OFF OF MY LAWN YOU FILTHY KIDS {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:14, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

== HARUHI SECOND SEASON EPISODE 10: THE SIGH OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA I ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsf1yXOvgGk 1/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTGMtMjG8qI 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWnNtWeEO6s 3/3]

{{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:28, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

== no seriously ==

What's your girlfriends name? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:11, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
:brooks -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 01:16, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Simon J. Splodge and he's really fat and BAdstar still thinks hes a girl {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== HARUHI SECOND SEASON EPISODE 11: THE SIGH OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA II ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPMPgFtYbIk 1/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6tPzvGOq8w&feature=related 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vOz-NUkom8&feature=related 3/3] {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 14:28, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
:i think it may suck even more than the last episode

:or series {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Shut up, SI. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:07, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

== Hey guess what ==

[https://twitter.com/SI_Ben |we can be twitter buddies] - {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:{{smith}} -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::I have twitter TOoOoOoOoOoO [https://twitter.com/kawaiimelon] {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 20:04, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Badstar, I can stand all of the shocking reveals you've been making lately, but this is way too much. I've just lost upwards of half of my respect for you. I don't want to lose it, but, I mean seriously, this is just, without a doubt in my mind, the most pointless thing ever. Twitter is for moronic celebritites and their even moreso moronic followers. Why, I bet SI only got a twitter to follow Hannah Montanna or whatever the next big teenage female TV star's name is. I also think this is much more demeaning than being a bisexual, autistic teenager, or whatever you are nowadays. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:02, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
::::<big><big><big><big>'''EDIT CONFLICT'''</big></big></big></big> {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::Anyway, I, for one, hate all big teenage female TV stars. And males. And the only dude I'm following is Gabe Newell for L4D2. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::I follow miley cyrus {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

My Twitter is RaikuSamiyaza {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 20:16, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:<big>'''I AM MAKING GENERALIZATIONS TO BE CYNICAL ABOUT THINGS THAT DON'T MATTER!!!!!!!!!!</big> {{User:TheCheese/sig}} 21:39, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

wooooah twitter

am i hip yet -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:02, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

== My plan on twitter ==

I'm serious. Let's do it! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:06, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
:I'M NOT TOO SURE ABOUT THIS MAN -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== HARUHI SECOND SEASON EPISODE 12: THE SIGH OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA III ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sWtolDivu0 1/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FmHoExBoFM&feature=related 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URmLvuzR_qY&feature=related 3/3] {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:27, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:<nowiki>:I</nowiki> -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 19:46, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::Shut up, NachoMan. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:22, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::I saw an episode of this and it sucked so quit yo jibbi jabba {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::F*** you. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:31, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Also, since when have I been saying things like "HARUHI IS THE ABSOLUTELY BEST THING EVER CREATED AND I WILL FORCE YOU TO WATCH IT"? That's obviously what you think I'm doing when I reference the series. But the truth is that it's the exact opposite. I could care less whether you don't like it. You guys are just saying "HARUHI IS THE ABSOLUTELY WORST PIECE OF S*** EVER CREATED AND YOU ARE A COMPLETE idiot FOR WATCHING IT". {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:39, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:Hi, Im a bell! I broke my promise not to come back just so I could say:

:__shut the jcm up already oh my jesus christ__

:Thank you for listening! {{unsigned|Skullbuggy}}

I can't even spell haruchi and I find your anger unprovoked -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 20:47, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Guys, throwing insults at each other doesn't help anyone. Bell and Badstar have a right to opinion, and if you don't agree with it, calmly give your reasons or shut up. {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:01, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:Thank you. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:05, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::That doesn't mean you're right, Bell. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}}
:::And it doesn't mean you are, either. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:39, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Back to the subject. What's a haruhi {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 22:22, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:I think it's an exotic fruit.. -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 22:28, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::Last time I talked to an exotic fruit he asked me if I wanted a "sailor handshake" {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 22:36, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::I think I know him...

:::Anyway, I'm going to assume that question is serious. Haruhi Suzumiya is an eccentric schoolgirl with very little common sense. After becoming friends with the completely normal Kyon, the narrator of the Haruhi Suzumiya series, she forms the SOS Brigade, a club, which aims to seek out paranormal activity. The members of the SOS Brigade are, Yuki Nagato, a quiet bookworm, Mikuru Asahina, a shy girl with '''very large breasts''', and Itsuki Koizumi, a perpetually smiling person who is usually standing uncomfortably close to Kyon. Every member of the SOS Brigade is a supernatural creature, aside from Kyon. Probably. Yuki is an artificially created lifeform, used by the Integrated Sentient Data Entity to interact with and observe humans. She could be called an alien. Mikuru is a time traveler from the future. Itsuki Koizumi is a psychic, or as it's called in the series, an "esper". Haruhi is completely unaware of this, and is also unaware that she herself subconsciously warps reality. The internet thinks that she is God. This is actually just a theory of Koizumi and his fellow espers. In fact, one of the main fan-theories is that Kyon is the real reality warper. When Haruhi gets emotionally unstable, for lack of a better word, Koizumi and his colleagues enter something called Closed Space, and destroy giant creatures called Shinjin, who act as a way for Haruhi to vent her feelings. She is also completely unaware of this. The Shinjin destroy things in the Closed Space. The more they destroy, the bigger the closed space gets. If the Closed Space gets too big, it will engulf the world and recreate it. This apparently has happened once before. Three years before the start of the series. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:03, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::::Aaaah, wall of text! {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 23:07, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::That's seriously the worst paragraph I've ever read {{User:The Noid/sig}} 23:08, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::Oh, I forgot to say why I mentioned Mikuru's '''large breasts'''. Haruhi regularly exploits her looks to get what she wants, and also frequently dresses her up in various costumes, ranging from a bunny girl to a frog costume. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:29, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::'''GET OFFA MY LAWN''' -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::::::::Seriously. Look, I'll stop whining about you guys not liking Haruhi if y'all ignore me posting these links, alright? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:31, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::I've seen pictures of Mikuru...I'm scarred for life. o_O {{User:JCM/sig}} 02:31, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::...How? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:36, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::::Anyone with childhood innocence would find certain images of Mikuru disturbing. {{User:JCM/sig}} 03:01, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
::::::::::::'''TRANSLATION:''' Oh my gosh what is this I feel in my pants {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:30, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

:SPOILER: ANIME PORN {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 03:06, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
::Yeah, but very little of that is actually official art. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 03:17, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
:::"very little"

:::So you're saying the creators get dirty cash by making hentai of their franchise? whut da {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 03:26, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

jesus will you guys just leave my talk page alone jesus christ this topic shouldnt be so difficult -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== hey i have something for you ==

It's in the van and it's right at the back. You have to go get it yourself. However, I assure you that you'll like it.. Don't ask questions... Just enter. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:12, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
:wait what aw nevermind i like getting things ''{Gets into the van}'' -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::SUCKER! ''{Shuts the van doors, and drives to the pier. Pushes the van into the shark infested water and pours gasoline on the van. Then I throw a lit match on the fan, causing it to catch on fire and explode.}'' THAT'S FOR HAVING MORE PAGE VIEWS! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:26, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

== D:> ==

why you unfollow me on twitter :o {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:what no i didnt -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== HARUHI SECOND SEASON EPISODE 13: THE SIGH OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA IV ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o59KrweNYr8&feature=channel 1/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8dny6LmOTE&feature=channel 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsRCzhHEZzQ&feature=channel 3/3]

also http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii123/Imabellxorx/1252112038022.jpg {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:51, 5 September 2009 (UTC)
:NIGHTMARES CREATED -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::Interestingly, that was once the image for the Anime subpage of Nightmare Fuel on TV Tropes. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:12, 5 September 2009 (UTC)

== BADSTAR YOU LUCKY BASTARD ==

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:52, 12 September 2009 (UTC)
:teehee star tours here i come -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::WELL I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT AND I HAVE THE BADGE TO PROVE IT {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:56, 12 September 2009 (UTC)

== HARUHI SECOND SEASON EPISODE 14: THE SIGH OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA V ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPo16s3NeeI 1/3] (even though it says it's part 2, it's part 1)

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2wANF-FHWw&feature=channel 2/3]

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TZ-G1dRaFw&feature=channel 3/3] MI-MIKURU BEAM! {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:12, 12 September 2009 (UTC)
:Wow, anime is way more fast-paced than American cartoons. However, it's probably to make up for the annoying voices. {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:24, 13 September 2009 (UTC)

== Well... ==

I went to disneyland in Anahiem for my 13th birthday. Too bad we didn't get to go on the matterhorn and Space Mountain. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 02:09, 13 September 2009 (UTC)

== Oh dear... ==

There's no more new Haruhi episodes until the next season. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:09, 17 September 2009 (UTC)
:Haruhi is my favorite anime of all time. Just wanted to share that for some reason. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 00:22, 18 September 2009 (UTC)
::my favorite series is Hentai -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 00:29, 18 September 2009 (UTC)
:::{{dry}} {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:35, 18 September 2009 (UTC)
::::i don't get it {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:07, 18 September 2009 (UTC)
:::::it's japanese cartoon porn you idiot {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:02, 19 September 2009 (UTC)

==yes==
I resent the email, you need to open the link and create your account. If it needs to resend again tell me {{User:The Noid/sig}} 23:14, 19 September 2009 (UTC)
:Mind sharing the subject of this with the eavesdroppers? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:52, 20 September 2009 (UTC)

== hey guess what ==

hare hare yukai isn't my favorite haruhi song

it's actually bouken desho desho {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:59, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:yay mine too though it may be replaced with super driver -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::Wait, really? Oh, good. I thought you'd get really angry, and then [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc this] would happen. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:59, 28 September 2009 (UTC)
:::japenese culture greg four gregs {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::wow you're the first one to make that joke

::::you are awesome -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== I hope you know about this. ==

In spring of 2010, there's going to be...

A Haruhi movie. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:30, 17 October 2009 (UTC)
:GOD HELP US ALL {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:19, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
::OH MY GOD YES

::''{Freaks out. This freakout results in him spazzing out, tearing off his clothes, hitting himself in the face with a shoe, and sticking a remote up his ass}'' -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::...How did that sheet make your clothes disappear? {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 02:37, 18 October 2009 (UTC)
::::Oh my god, Badstar. You're the first person I know on this wiki to make a "World's Greatest Freakout" Referrence. Thank you. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 05:00, 18 October 2009 (UTC)

== I'm just as lost as you are pal... ==

I really don't know what was just happening. All I can figure is that Chwoka became usurper ruler after a conversation with Super Sam, this was posted on the main page, along with information about the wiki going to chaos, then Raiku started vandalizing, and me and him had a revert war, then I ranted about how until the Fanstuff Guidelines were deleted this was all against the rules and both Raiku and Chwoka could be blocked, and then he gave up.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:19, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:And now he's trying to delete the fanstuff guidelines... and failing...--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:26, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::Why the FUDGE (sorry for the language, but I think this is a f bomb kinda situation) is he even doing this in the first place? -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::I have no freaking clue. Something about anarchy.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:29, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::::The chooms have taken over the wiki. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 05:31, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:::::...Until tomorrow when Seph, TJ, and all the others get up and block you all for vandalism.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:32, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::::::I gotta find a way to block him now... this is FUDGEing insane! -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::::::I really wish you'd stop saying that, but I still agree.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:34, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Sorry, getting kinda worked up. Looks like we gotta find a way to put an end to this. ...You're Luigi by the way. I get to be Mario. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::::::::Yay!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:43, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
Badstar, repeatedly spamming his talk isn't gonna do anything but get you in trouble! We've got to come up with some sort of reasonable solution!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:45, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:Once again, sorry. He's just really making me angry... -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::That's two of us... I was litterally shaking earlier.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 05:47, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:::Who's Wolfman!?!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:10, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
*sigh* This is terrible. Me, you, and Raiku are the only ones awake, there are no admins active right now, Raiku's gone crazy and won't cooperate, and we have a mysterious new user who won't do anything on our hands!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:19, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::::Turns out its Raiku... he claims about starting over, but thats no excuse for what he did. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::::I think that if anyone gets blocked indef. for this it should be Chwoka. He's the one who started this. Raiku was just a follower.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:25, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::::::Chwoka didn't really do much. Raiku chose to follow Chwoka's words, and he paid the price for it. Granted, this was Chwoka's responsibillity, and I believe he should get at least a warning. Court adjourned. Bring in the dancing lobsters. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
:::::::I thought Sam gave him control. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 06:30, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::::::::Nope. He just usurped control. There's no written evidence that I've seen that says Chwoka's in control.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:33, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:::::::::I really think that Chwoka should have his modship removed for being so irresponsible and trying to take control. But that's up for the other mods to decide.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:38, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
Something tells me I'm now the only one awake now considering the lack of updates for the past half hour... why am I still typing on this page?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:50, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

It's only 10 here. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 06:55, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:?Where's "here"?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 06:58, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
::California. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 07:14, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

...and now the whole thing's over with. Chwoka's no longer a mod and has been locked, Raiku was blocked, and we're both mods now. I think this ended pretty well!--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 19:45, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
:And now most of those things have been undone. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::Look. Chwoka's done with all this, the anarchy was a joke, I kind of went mod crazy, so that's it. Eat a bagel, everything's fine. {{User:Ryan Bluefox/sig}} 11:34, 17 November 2009 (UTC)

== GET ON SKYPE OR IRC ==

TO HELP ERIC {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 05:25, 22 November 2009 (UTC)

== found something really fun to do on twitter ==

roleplaying on a separate account as a fictional character

it is so fun seriously

i am acting as cid from ffvii and i feel great

you should try it

[http://www.twitter.com/HighwindCid This is my fake account btw]

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:39, 24 November 2009 (UTC)

== Hey Badstar ==

I don't like you spamming my talk pages, so please stop. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:18, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

== Hey Badstar ==

I don't like you spamming my talk pages, so please stop. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:18, 30 November 2009 (UTC)
:clever. Anyway, I don't see it as spamming. Its honest talk and mild critiscm. and I think you're taking it a little too seriously. -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== twitter ==

go on it now {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:05, 6 December 2009 (UTC)

== I have found your secret! ==

I know who you really are... CONNOR MCLEOD!! That's right. You're the guy from Highlander. I knew it. So... How does it feel to be immortal? Knowing that you cannot truely love, as anyone you love slips away after a few decades? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:39, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

== BE BACK BY MY BIRTHDAY ==

DON'T WORRY YOU STILL HAVE TIME. JUST BE BACK BEFORE THE 31ST. PLEASE? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:05, 23 December 2009 (UTC)
:''{Tosses away box}'' ITS SHOWTIME -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}

== Hehe ==

I got a snuggie too. Brilliant, aren't they? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:28, 25 December 2009 (UTC)
:Its so my best christmas present ever. I even told grandma, "I could get everything on my list (which I didnt by the way ;_;) and the snuggie would beat EVERYTHING" -- {{User:Badstar/sig}}
::What does yours look like? Mine has leopard spots. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:18, 25 December 2009 (UTC)
:::Hey I'm a cool cat I have snuggies :3

:::Mine is bronze {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

SNUGGIES ARE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:24, 25 December 2009 (UTC)

== should we mourn in unison ==

Rue McClanahan just died.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, and, have a rather ominous image.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/06/04/nyregion/MCCLANAHAN1-obit/MCCLANAHAN1-obit-articleLarge.jpg

They're in their death order. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:08, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:Damn. It's like they're all getting picked off one by one. ...I'm depressed now. Well, at least we still have Betty White, but god knows how much longer she has. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:: D: RIP Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, and Estelle Getty... I'll <s>kill</s> mourn Betty later <s> >:D </s> D: {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 03:54, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:::D: Oh god, I wonder how Deadpool felt when Bea Died? But seriously, this is sad. D: {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:01, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: I'm not sure Deadpool realizes that Bea died. He ain't to smart. But I bet when Betty dies he will get it. So as a message to Betty White, Please don't die. {{User:The McArby/sig}} 22:05, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Betty White has recently returned to television, so I doubt she's going to go anytime soon. {{User:JCM/sig}} 17:32, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Well, that's not really a good reason, seeing as Billy Mays was frequent on TV, but I hope you're right. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== I HAVE DISARMED YOU!! >:D ==

That's right, during the time that the WUW was down, I decided to build up my main weakness.. That being the song Agadoo. The one song that you used to manipulate me with.. Well not anymore! I built up an immunity to the the song, mainly by playing it to myself over and over, to my torture. Ha! NOTHING YOU CAN DO CAN AFFECT ME NOW

{{YouTube|POv-3yIPSWc}} {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:06, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:i still love this song {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:42, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== Whirled Reunion ==

It's time. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:31, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Zinc==
I thought you'd like it. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

http://www.deviantart.com/download/168476894/Zinc_Lablanc_Charicture_by_zoo977.png
:{{words}} {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:36, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== I'M ON ==

GET YOUR ASS OVER TO WHIRLED TOO >:O {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== is this all you do? ==

Are you always watching the recent changes? --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 19:35, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
:Are you always watching the Who's Online box? -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:: Good point! --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 19:00, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== "anime haters club" ==

OH HA HA HA HA HOW IRONIC CONSIDERING TODAY {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 10:13, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== grand theft badstar? ==

just as a curiosity, are you still doing GTB? and if so, can you fill in me and raiku's roles so we can start?--[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 19:07, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:That's long dead, Hanson. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:: ah, ok. --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 19:07, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== hey badstar ==

did you know that the third light novel of haruhi is out

and it has been since july first

and that i have it {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 23:55, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
:oh damn the tables have turned -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== just in case you wanted to know ==

they're dubbing the haruhi suzumiya movie in english

i asked wendee lee

i also got an autograph

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:16, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
:Hey, I was actually gonna ask you to ask her thaaAAAAAH WHAT AN AUTOGRAPH -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::Yeah, I asked her and she said that was the first thing she was going to do when she went back to America. Yep. An Autograph.. I'll upload it tomorrow. :D {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:43, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
:::i will deny that you actually got her autograph if you don't post a picture of real you holding it {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:32, 18 July 2010 (UTC)
::::[[File:Proof for Badstar and Chaos.JPG]] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:11, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::okay now you have to let me walk around say it's mine -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::::print it out

cut around my fingers

glue it to your forehead

claim it as yours

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:36, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:you make me one sad panda -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::Johnny Bosch was supposed to be there, but he couldn't make it there. ;_; {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:41, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::ha now you are the sad panda
:::seriously though if anybody asks those are my smooth british fingers -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::sure whatever i still have the physical copy so it's all k for me {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:50, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::alright everybody wins yay
:::::oh and good morning -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::::Good morning to you to, sir. ...I've also got the autographs of Zuko from Avatar and Neville Longbottom. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:57, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::jokes on you I don't like avatar
:::::::...Okay, I should really go to bed now. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::::::::good night {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 09:05, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

== what the hell man ==

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/18857/original/40_Cakes_by_Corny63.jpg

what the hell is wrong with you {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:what you talking bout willis -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::I took a closer look
::what the hell -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

What is that comic? Where did it come from? Why is it so funny? Why didn't you just photoshop the original? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:51, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

== About the article ==
[http://www.court-records.net/ Yeah, no.] {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

== UPDATE YOUR EAKA ==

IM ZOO NINE SEVEN SEVEN

UPDATE YOUR EAKA ------------ANON O. MISS
:Please don't kill me.
:And you're still not funny, Melon.{{User:Zoo977/sig}}

== M҉͠E̵S̵S̡͠ĄG͜Ę ̸F̡͞RO̷͞M̶̡ T̛͜H̛̕͜E̴̴ ̶̶̵E̡̢M̵̀͠P̶E̷R͠͝O̧R͏̴̕R̢͢R͏͏͟R͟͠R ==

T̷́h͟a̷͏t͘ r̡͜͝e̕͟m͘í͠nd̨͠s̵ ̕͡mȩ͜, ͟I̷ ş́͟aẁ͡ ̧̨G̸ub̕͠a̛͠͞y̢̕a͏̢̀m̕a̵͘ ͘͝t͝h̷ę͏͏ ͡ot͏̡h̢́er ͟d͟á͘҉y ̧͘i͘n S҉̢͟h̕͝i͏͘b̧o̕m̧͘͝n̡̕i͞͏g͟e̸e̕͘.҉ ̢́He̵͠ ͘͠͝s̢a͏ì̶̢d͘͡ ͝to̧ ͏͏ģí͠v̕e̵͠ y͟͡ǫ͜u̸ ͞h̴is̡ ̴̴͠b͠è͏st͜͡. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:57, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

== so ==

what happened to that one time you said Microsoft hired you to beta test games
:They never called back ;_; -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== hey dude ==

i kinda ripped of your omegle think i hope you dont mind

its just so great an idea that i had to make it better for everyone to use {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:So, I checked this Omegle thing out and this is literally the first thing that happened:
:Stranger is typing...
:Stranger: Hi! :)
:I`m horny...
:my pic.. [lolwut]
:Your conversational partner has disconnected. {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:13, 4 April 2011 (UTC)
::that is omegle in a nutshell {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== Badstar. ==

Homestuck: y/n? {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 04:50, 2 September 2011 (UTC)
:oH fUcK yEaH mOtHeRfUcKeR h0Nk H0nK -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::honk
::HONK
::motherfucker
::<nowiki>:o)</nowiki> {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 04:56, 2 September 2011 (UTC)

== QUIT CLOPPING TO PONIES ==

http://i.imgur.com/1TAVr.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/9sLOG.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/sotI3.png

http://i.imgur.com/gBbKg.jpg

I SAID STOP

{{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 14:31, 22 February 2012 (UTC)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2IyJi2eI88

Also,just say wanking or masturbating or slapping the salami christ {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:You know what's both funny and disturbing? That the people who fantasise about ponies are basically fantasising about fucking horses. Literally and figuratively. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:44, 23 February 2012 (UTC)

== hey badstar ==

do you clop {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:hell yeah man
:celestia's sweet flank is just so irresistible - [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::i ship rainbow dash x spike otp {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

stop giving me excuses to post this

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2IyJi2eI88] {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== W̾̀E̚L̥̻͍͔͉͒̀C̐̎ͮͬ͋Ó̵͐͗̎ͦ̚M͈̼̠̬̟̈́̔̑͛̄̿̃Ë̯͉̻̗̹̼́ͧͨ ḄͦA͙̣͓̽ͤC̷̞̊͌̓͗̄̓ͨK̷͈̠ ̴͕͍̖̑͊̃̄̏͑T̺̂̑ͤͤ̔O̟͔̰̰ͬ ̦̻͗͌͂͢L͕̯̙̩̤̦ͥ̿͌ͧ́̽́͟Į͉̣̱̌F͉̮͕̊ͮ̀Ė ==

Y͚̺̦͚̮ͮÕ̩̝ͭU̬ͮ̏ͧ̊͛͐͊ ̨͚̰͓̻̺ͫ̊W͖̘ͯͩE͞R̰̼̟̞̰̽̅E̛̱͇̱͚̓͌́ ̙ͨͥ̄̏͒̀D̜̠̬͔̙͇̬́Eͪ̀Ȁ͂͌ͭ͐̌͘D̡̳̘̮͕̰̜̉ͯ̔̊͒
̨̥̱͕͊̉̇ 

̭͚̥̲̭̫̑B̛̖̼̥̫̍̓̃ͪ̌ͮͩU̘̥͚̮̫̒̕T͋͊̅̊҉̺̩͔̟͉̘ͅ ̵̱̹̠̠͈̞̖̎͒̈ͧW̗ͮ͛͑̿Ê̠͚̦͖̬̓͗̅ ̻͖̩̞̻͈̈ͦ̒͗ͮF̸͈͎̩̦̜̯͉ͤͮ͗̏̚̚I̧͇̰͈̗̺̲͛̌́̿̂͛X̝̻͐̆̀E̠̭̙̩̒́D͇̙̅̍̃̈͡ ͙͛Y̲̟͙̦͕͠ͅO̴̭̬̺̰̩̰ͭ̃ͨ̅̚̚U̙ 

̪̥͙̗̅̽̾ͩ͐͘ͅ
̨͙̟̙̞̦͕ͬ̒Ä́ͦͪ̽͞N͇͓͚̖͋ͥͧ̎̇D̛͉̣͚͚̓ ̡̼̩̹̃͑̿̅ͯ̆̂N̷̫̺̦͙̱̹̊ͅO̥̦͚̟̗ͭ̀Ẁ͙̲̗̗̔ͪ͛̏ ͉̗̬͉̞̪̔̈́̑̑̎Y͙͉̣̱̳̮̗̒̌͒̏̎̂Ő̘̠̦̉ͩ̇ͦ͘U͕̥̭͎͎̅̊ͣ͗̎̓'̖̙̱̠̤͙̝̀̉̂̓͗͘RE͓͇̜̹̟̠̱̒̾̉͛ͯͯ͠ ͍̖͚̗̥͕̭̋ͨÂ̼̜̜̍̀L̈́ͤ̉͗͑̋̚Ľ͉̖̩ͣ ̳̲͕̘̫̀̑̿B̸͍̳̝̙͕̰̿͑ͫ̐̈́́ͣḚ̷̜͍T́T̴̻͕̋ͅE̞ͦ̔ͩ́Ŗ̠̯͇̳̦̝̀̾ 

̢͖͓̺͎̝̗͓̋̑ͦ͊͌ͦ͋
͈̟̼͈̬͎̅̌͂W̝̳̍́ͤͨÈL̞̋C̸̿͗O̵͇̞̠͓͛͊͛ͪ̀M̷̮͖̠̦̭̌̏̋͋ͮͧ̉Ē̦̥̘͍͑ͪ̎ ̗͛͋̄͜H̙̝̭͉̳̃̕O͆͋͌ͪͫ̀ͧ͠M̃҉E̺͔ͦͤ̃ ͓͌͒S̖ͥÖ̘̖̯̖̯́͆̌̓̽̈̚N͇̬̽̐̔̌

{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 03:43, 2 April 2012 (UTC)
:holy shit, I actually understood all of that
:I'm proud of myself -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::See? You can even read the language of the dead {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:47, 2 April 2012 (UTC)
:::dad, do I have ghost powers
:::can I like go into shit now
:::oh man first thing I'm gonna do is posses a bicycle seat
:::a lady bicycle seat
:::aw yeeeaaaaah -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== yes it does ==

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:55, 30 April 2012 (UTC)

== "What was my deal with Phoenix Wright" ==

I will admit, I did take a look at the series, especially after doing basically [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZBXsZi3g88&feature=channel_video_title this], and I liked it. Only played the first game though. {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 00:44, 1 May 2012 (UTC)

Same, minus the UMvC thing. It's a good game series, one of the best I've played (Well, I've only played the first game and Miles Edgeworth). It's got the great music, and it's got Maya Fey. Especially Maya Fey. Yeah, I do have a sad little life, don't I. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 22:29, 1 May 2012 (UTC)

== FUCK YEAH SKULLGIRLS. ==

Can't wait. SO MUCH HYPE.

Gonna get it on Steam. THEY ARE RELEASING IT ON STEAM. {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 03:04, 7 May 2012 (UTC)
:Yeah, I'm hyping that shit up. It looks fantastic.
:My team's probably gonna consist of... Cerebella and Ms. Fortune. Maybe Valentine, I could be good with her. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::Probably going to rock a Valentine/Peacock duo. {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 00:24, 8 May 2012 (UTC)

== you need a haircut young man ==
{{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

:Dafuq are you talking about, Lemon? Badstar looks like a young Andrew W.K., and that can't be any more awesome. {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 03:40, 25 May 2012 (UTC)
::i think it's a shave he needs more {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

== SUDDENLY YOU ARE FACED WITH ==

http://images.wikia.com/mylittleponyhub/images/9/97/Fluttershy2.png

A WILD FLUTTERSHY APPEARS {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 21:53, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
:AW SHIT MAN, AW SHIT
:WHO WOULD WANNA IMPRISON THAT IN A CRAMPED BALL
:I SHALL TAKE HER HOME WITH ME AND RAISE HER AS MY OWN DAUGHTER
:and then princess celestia will come at the end of the final chapter and take her away ;_; -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::whatever man, you can take her

::I already have this sweetie cakes

::http://images.wikia.com/mlp/images/9/97/Gildaposeid.png {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 22:06, 28 May 2012 (UTC)

== asdasasddasdasdas ==

you'll like this

http://lightning-striking-again.tumblr.com/post/26718932063/korras-legacy-korrawr-blindbandit5-tahno

dojsakldsal;kd

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:26, 7 July 2012 (UTC)

== wait wait wait ==

Putting aside the fact you are photographing your toy ponies, there's something more niggling: why did you photograph THE SAME SIDE of the pony then the front!?! {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::Actually, those are two different sides. You can't tell 'cause her mane's blocking the cutie mark in one of them.
::{{YouTube|_a5Mvw0j1rY }} -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== I grew out of the whole obnoxious weeaboo thing... ==

...and right into the obnoxious pony thing!

...right? :D {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:ohoho you sly dog -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== My Emperor, a suggestion. ==

The full version of the MLP:FIM theme kinda really kinda sucks, and in all honesty should probably not be our national anthem, I suggest This:

It's a song about a whale. NO! It's a song about being happy.

{{YouTube|lwESraWEpSU}}
:woah woah woah
:hold the goddamn phone here
:''you are the applejack of my eye''
:that shit's pure poetry right there
:to the dungeon with you -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::While I don't like to interfere in politics anymore, I still consider myself an advisor of sorts to due to past experience.
::And you're free to listen to or ignore my advise as you please with me being a humble sheriff and all, but..
::It might not be the best idea to send people to the dungeon for expressing opposing views. Creates bad publicity, that's all.
::But again, feel free to do what you like, Emperor. Just a piece of advice from your predecessor. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:41, 16 August 2012 (UTC)
:::NO No! Don't send me to the dungeons! All I did was make an easily ignorable suggestion! {{User:Remolay/sig}} 23:54, 16 August 2012 (UTC)
::::"It might not be the best idea to send people to the dungeon for expressing opposing views" that is hypocrisy of the highest order, Sheriff. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::Considering how I didn't once attempt to arrest you or have you punished in any way for your treasonous actions, you don't really have much of a leg to stand on. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:03, 17 August 2012 (UTC)
::::::If only you didn't have a leg, then we wouldn't have to hear those DAMN spurs...spurring all the time! {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::Hey, don't diss my spurs. They go jingle jangle jingle.
:::::::{{YouTube|1DD_NCM_RJs}} {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:27, 18 August 2012 (UTC)
::::::::Aah, but do you have a big iron on your hip? Checkmate. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::But I do. Although I don't really need to use it. Most of the time, all they need is a kick in the head. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:05, 18 August 2012 (UTC)
::::::::::And when you russel up those criminals, I assume you find the jailhouse by following that Lone Star. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::::To be honest, I haven't seen many criminals nowadays. They only come around once in a Blue Moon. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:32, 18 August 2012 (UTC)
::::::::::::Well let me tell you, you should probably keep an eye out for Johnny Cigar. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::::::Johnny Cigar? Never heard of him. I know of a Johnny Guitar though. I'll try and look out for him. I try not to shoot first though. Hell, I might talk to him. Ask him why he don't do right. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:41, 19 August 2012
::::::::::::::oh bollocks right, Jonny Guitar, my mistake. But, hey, in other news, you'd be useless sherrifing in Washington. Want to know why? Well, anything goes. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::::::::Washington? Well, it is a sin to tell a lie. You're probably right. Maybe I'll consider it someday, but I'm still not entirely sure. It seems awfully chaotic, and I don't want to set the world on fire. But even then, it might not be too bad, as after all, into some life, some rain must fall. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:15, 20 August 2012 (UTC)

:Alright, Emperor Badstar. Here's what the new anthem made me think of...

{{YouTube|b6rkXGikuNA}}

:... I quit. I'm no longer a part of this empire. I'm going to start my own Empire! With Blackjack! And Hookers! In fact, forget the E- no. Never mind the rest of the quote.

== Dear god ==

That anthem scares me.

It ruins the song for me. Every time I watch Ouran, it'll haunt me...

It's eviiiiil.

{{User:Raiku/siggy}} 19:46, 18 September 2012 (UTC)

== long live the emperor ==

does this mean I can usurp the wiki and force everyone to buy Taiwanese wiki user merchandise which may or may not break into a million pieces or destroy your homes in a raging explosion {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 02:33, 20 September 2012 (UTC)

== we missed you ==

come home

into our loving <s>tentacles</s> arms

give us your <s>soul</s> love

{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:55, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
:yes but of course my loving <s>eldritch god</s> father
:it feels good to be <s>suffering eternally in the lovecraft dimension</s> home -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

I always liked gilligan more than tracy to be honest {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:was it really fucking necessary to bring up gilligan and tracy
:was it ''really'' -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

User talk:Badstar

2013-08-15T22:56:53Z

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User:Badstar

2013-08-15T22:53:19Z

Badstar:

{{DISPLAYTITLE: Badstar Strunner 1995-2012: Long Live The Emperor}}
{{Template:LexEmpire}}

holy shit does this place really still exist

User:Badstar

2013-05-13T04:37:21Z

Badstar:

{{DISPLAYTITLE: Badstar Strunner 1995-2012: Long Live The Emperor}}
{{Template:LexEmpire}}

yeah let's be honest i'm pretty much just here now

http://sakura-oogami.tumblr.com/

Talk:The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Barney

2013-03-17T00:57:26Z

Badstar: goodbye friends i am gone

i returned specifically to tell you to check yourself before you wreck yourself because this is movie is hardcore as fuck and it a goddamn gem -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

User talk:JuomariVeren

2012-10-20T22:43:59Z

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== MafiaScum ==

I go to this forum called MafiaScum. There is a guy there named sanchocolates there who acts just like you. - {{User:Counting Blue Cars/sig}}
:Another guy who is a total asshole with an aspiring dream to strike it big in society while being severely lackadaisical?

:No. I choose to not believe you. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:45, 23 June 2011 (UTC)

== CHAOS. I AM IN NEED OF YOUR SERVICE. ==

I need you to write a small paragraph to the people of this dearest wiki, about your devotion to providing the most excellent of food and service to the people. I plan on adding it to my daily empire speeches. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:36, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

== My dear Chaos ==

I know you don't like talking about Super Smash Bros. Revolution, but I just wanted to know if you still had the original file and whether I'd need GM Pro to make something similar. Cheers, {{User:JCM/sig}} 21:27, 18 March 2012 (UTC)
:Oh Shit I didn't even see this

:I'm sorry Harsh, but now that you have me thinking, hit me up when you can. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:39, 13 April 2012 (UTC)

== Bellsteam ==

Do you have any way of contacting Bellstrom? I just added him on Steam and the damn thing says he's online but my buddy list says he's offline. {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 01:13, 14 April 2012 (UTC)
:Not a reliable one. Try MSPA Forums or deviantArt. He's actually frequently on dA, I just don't imagine him responding often. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:17, 14 April 2012 (UTC)
::oh hello

::yeah that might be a good idea. i'll put my steam account on my page for further contactings and such {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 18:24, 14 April 2012 (UTC)

Also, in relation to that stuff I said a month ago, I just really wanted to know if you had to buy Game Maker to at least get as far as you did in the production of SSBR. I was thinking of doing something similar, but I wasn't sure if I needed Game Maker Pro or not. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:40, 18 April 2012 (UTC)
:dude just get a keygen and crack it

:even if you don't it takes all of two seconds to steal a copy {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:41, 18 April 2012 (UTC)

== HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND STUFF ==

:YEAH

:YOU KNOW IT

:UHUH

:COOL SHIT, MAN

:HAVE A GOOD ONE, AND HAVE AN AMY WINEHOUSE, ALL ON ME, YO.

[[File:Amy_winehouse.jpg]]

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:04, 18 May 2012 (UTC)
:fucking dammit why do you keep giving me the same Amy Winehouse every year

:how did you manage to fish her corpse out of the grave this time {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:55, 18 May 2012 (UTC)
::well,

::i'm too cheap to actually get you something new so i just steal her from your garbage every may 19 to use again for the next year

::as for the grave robbing, it's not too hard

::i have experience, you see

::i actually have a wide variety of celebrity corpses at my disposal

::would you have preferred a michael jackson or a kurt cobain instead then?? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:09, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

:::Happy birthday, Chaos! {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 05:18, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

== WHY ARE YOU LAYING WASTE TO SUCH BEAUTIFUL THINGS? ==

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:43, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
:to remake ''all the things'' {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:44, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
::oh wow, good luck with that
::i mean that in a genuine and encouraging way btw, not the sarcastic and douchey way {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:46, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
:::Well I'm not actually remaking the shitty things and all of the joke pages.

:::But I needed something to do with my time and I felt this was a good executive decision on my part {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:47, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
::::so does this mean that we'll never find out why the sun shines? D: {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:49, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
:::::you can always answer those kinds of questions...

:::::WITH A TRIP TO YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:50, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
::::::HAVING FUN ISN'T HARD

::::::WHEN YOU'VE GOT A LIBRARY CARD

{{YouTube|lg516PSgG5I}}

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:36, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
::::::jekyll jekyll hyde jekyll hyde hyde jekyll -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

i like how I can almost garuntee(?) that badstar only knows or remembers the Jekyll Hyde song because of some weird pony thing {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:everything ''I'' know I learned from weird pony things {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:53, 28 May 2012 (UTC)
::yeah

::well everything I know I learned from Arthur {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

so hey, anyone else remember that one episode where like

dw ate this green potato chip and Arthur told her it was poison

so like, she met Binky who had, by some random happenstance, had also eaten said chip

so they like, spent the whole day like it was their last

that shit was deep, man -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES... ==

:HALF PAST SIX, BABE
:TIME TO HEAD FOR
:GOLDEN LIGHTS
:IT'S A GOOD TIME
:FOR THE GREAT TASTE
:DINNER!
:AT MCDONAAAAAAAAAAALDSSSS
:IT'S MAC TONIGHT!

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 01:03, 23 July 2012 (UTC)

== Do You Forgive Me? ==

Look, Chaos, I've been away for a while after my page post, but I kept coming back to see what you thought. After so much time, I just can't take it. As an older, wiser human, I understand the idiotic things I have done, and I know you were only trying to help me.

All I wonder now is if you forgive me. Thank you for all the advice you tried to give me, you are a great person. I'll check back soon, check my page for the post, and once again, I'm sorry, and I hope the wiki will rise again, much stronger. This wiki needs users like you. {{User:Ninja Pom Pom/sig}} 00:37, 10 August 2012 (UTC)

(P.S. You were the reason I love chaos now. :3)

CHAOS IS NOT THE HERO THIS WIKI NEEDS

BUT THE yeah that joke's stale now {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

the wiki goes in and out of inactivity lol

but yeah strong whatever hasnt made a post in like since he uploaded an unused image raiku quit and crypto is mia lol {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

== 帝国主義のスカムを死ぬ ==

:ねえ雌犬は、私がこの言語を話す方法に問題があるの？
:私はあなたを去勢したいが、私も何も、最初の場所でダウンしてそこにあるとは思わない.
:私はあなたがこの一回、パンクを手放すでしょう。
:しかし、私は、雌犬次回そう簡単ではないだろう。

:''Greetings, my good friend. I trust you're doing well, no?''
:''I just came by to tell you how much I care about our good relationship and I wish it will last."''
:''May this friendship be one that lasts a thousand years."''
:''I wish you nothing but joy and goodwill. You bitch."''

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 05:35, 17 October 2012 (UTC)

== dear god ==

you like power rangers? weren't you one of the guys who criticized me about it when I did? {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 20:49, 17 October 2012 (UTC)
:I never said i hated all of power rangers {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:44, 17 October 2012 (UTC)
::oh cool
::samurai is still the worst
::space is my favorite {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 21:47, 17 October 2012 (UTC)
:::i hate the samurai zords but the story is nowhere near as incoherent as past seasons {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:23, 18 October 2012 (UTC)
::::yes but it tries to hard to appeal to children and the humor is really bad {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 01:48, 18 October 2012 (UTC)
:::::so sue a KID'S SHOW to appeal to KIDS, you all deserve cancer {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:26, 18 October 2012 (UTC)
::::::don't judge me {{User:Sirrus/siggy}} 21:33, 18 October 2012 (UTC)
:::::::''"A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest."'' - C.S. Lewis {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:45, 18 October 2012 (UTC)

== oH MY GOD ==

why would you defile such ART -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

User talk:JuomariVeren

2012-10-20T22:43:45Z

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WUW:Wiki Guidelines

2012-10-20T04:09:05Z

Badstar:

BEFORE YOU READ THIS, PLEASE READ [[HRFWIKI:HRFWIKI:STANDARDS|OUR STANDARDS]]. A '''LOT''' OF IT APPLIES HERE, SO LOOK OVER IT TWICE. LOOK OVER IT UNTIL YOU MEMORIZE IT. HOWEVER, THERE ARE A FEW RULES THAT YOU SHOULD FOLLOW '''HERE''' TO MAKE THINGS MORE ENJOYABLE BY EVERYONE. USE [[:TEMPLATE:RULEBREAKER|THIS TEMPLATE]] TO REPORT RULE-BREAKING FANSTUFF. SO LISTEN UP, BULGEMUNCHES. WE'RE TRYING TO RUN A GODDAMNED WIKI HERE, NOT A BULLSHIT ASSCLOWN PARADE. SO JUST IGNORE THE FACT THAT YOUR ATTENTION SPAN IS SO MINUSCULE AND JUST LET THEM SINK IN. YOU'LL GET IT. EVENTUALLY. ...HOPEFULLY.

== 1: GENERAL ==
THESE RULES GENERALLY APPLY TO ALL FANSTUFF.

===== 1.1 =====
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===== 1.2 =====
*WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE, YOUNG MAN. IF YOU WANT TO FUCKING SWEAR LIKE A FUCKING SAILOR PLEASE ENSURE A FUCKING [[:TEMPLATE:PROFANITY|WARNING]] PRECEDES THE OFFENDING CONTENT. DON'T GO FUCKING USING THEM WORDS IN FUCKING EDIT SUMMARIES, NEITHER.

===== 1.3 =====
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===== 1.4 =====
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===== 1.5 =====
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<BLOCKQUOTE>SAY, FOR EXAMPLE, YOU HAVE A FANSTUFF CALLED ''GENERIC USER FAN FICTION'', AND YOU HAVE DIFFERENT PAGES FOR EVERY DIFFERENT CHAPTER, THEN EACH CHAPTER PAGE MUST BE A SUBPAGE OF IT - SO CHAPTER 5 SHOULD BE CALLED SOMETHING LIKE ''GENERIC USER FAN FICTION/CHAPTER 5'', AND '''NOT''' CALLED ''CHAPTER 5''.</BLOCKQUOTE>

===== 1.6 =====
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===== 1.7 =====
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**IF A FICTION, CONCEPT, PLOT, CHARACTER OR PICTURE IS DEEMED TOO CLOSE OR TOO SIMILAR TO ANOTHER (AS SEEN BY MAJORITY OF USERS) AND DOESN'T HAVE ITS OWN CATEGORY IN [[WIKI USER FANSTUFF]], THE ITEM '''MUST BE''' CHANGED OR DELETED, UNLESS THE ORIGINAL CREATOR SAYS OTHERWISE. IN THE EVENT OF A DISPUTE, WHICHEVER ITEM WAS CREATED OR THOUGHT UP FIRST WILL BE SEEN AS THE ORIGINAL.

===== 1.8 =====

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===== 1.10 =====

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===== 2.1 =====
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===== 2.2 =====
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===== 2.3 =====
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===== 2.4 =====
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===== 2.5 =====
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===== 3.1 =====
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===== 3.2 =====
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ALRIGHT SHITSTAINS, YOU HEARD ME. NOW IF I CATCH ANY ONE OF YOU BREAKING THESE RULES... FUCK IT, I'M NOT A COP. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

...JACKASS.

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2012-10-20T03:33:52Z

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Before you read this, please read [[hrfwiki:HRFWiki:Standards|our standards]]. A '''lot''' of it applies here, so look over it twice. Look over it until you memorize it. However, there are a few rules that you should follow '''here''' to make things more enjoyable by everyone. Use [[:Template:rulebreaker|this template]] to report rule-breaking fanstuff. Not that you will. We know your type.
== 1: General ==
These rules generally apply to all fanstuff.

===== 1.1 =====
*Any article here is written for the public. Anyone can edit whatever they want, unless it is protected by an [[Special:Listadmins|administrator]]. '''However''', please try to improve, not do work for other people. If a user reverts your alteration to his or her fanstuff, please respect that. Please don't get overprotective over your work or add a "Do not edit this page" notice to it.

===== 1.2 =====
*Watch your fucking language, young man. If you want to fucking swear like a fucking sailor please ensure a fucking [[:Template:Profanity|warning]] precedes the offending content. Don't go fucking using them words in fucking edit summaries, neither.

===== 1.3 =====
*When transcribing stories or emails, please follow the [[HRFWiki:HRFWiki:Transcription_Standards|transcription standards]]. This includes '''CAPITALIZING AND BOLDING''' the speaker's name and using ''{italic and curly brackets}'' for non-spoken actions and establishing shots/scenarios.

===== 1.4 =====
*Use good grammar and spelling. Make sure your stuff is legible. Slight errors can be tolerated, but horribly written text needs to be rewritten correctly. If you don't know how to spell a word, [http://www.dictionary.com Dictionary.com] is a good place to find out.

===== 1.5 =====
*For fanstuff that uses multiple pages, you need to use subpages. This includes but is not limited to email shows, multi-chaptered fan fictions and text adventures. If you do not know how to use subpages, the paragraph below will teach you.

<blockquote>Say, for example, you have a fanstuff called ''Generic User Fan Fiction'', and you have different pages for every different chapter, then each chapter page must be a subpage of it - so Chapter 5 should be called something like ''Generic User Fan Fiction/Chapter 5'', and '''not''' called ''Chapter 5''.</blockquote>

===== 1.6 =====
*When using other people's characters with official set personalities, you need to make them act in character. Only rare exceptions are allowed and only when it makes sense with the plot of the story.

===== 1.7 =====
*Do not copy large amounts of text off of any other non-original source, including transcripts of toons. <s>Do not copy off of other people's fanstuff without their permission.</s> Do not duplicate your fanstuff on multiple pages. Do not take images and claim them as your own. All of these are plagiarism.
**If a fiction, concept, plot, character or picture is deemed too close or too similar to another (as seen by majority of users) and doesn't have its own category in [[Wiki User Fanstuff]], the item '''must be''' changed or deleted, unless the original creator says otherwise. In the event of a dispute, whichever item was created or thought up first will be seen as the original.

===== 1.8 =====

*Don't revert wars. Revert wars are when someone makes a revert on one page, and then another person reverts that revert, and the two just go at it and at it, like two children tugging at a toy. This is not only annoying, but floods the recent changes page and may very well crash the wiki like The Hindenberg.

===== 1.9 =====

* Do not put files that automatically play sound anywhere unexpected. This includes userpages.

===== 1.10 =====

* [[WUW:Don't stuff beans up your nose‎|Don't stuff beans up your nose.]]

== 2: Signatures ==
A signature, or sig, is the writing that you sign after talk page comments by using three or four tildes (<nowiki>~~~</nowiki> or <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>). When you press the "save page" button, the tildes are converted to your sig. To set your sig, log in, go to [[Special:Preferences|Preferences]], and put what you want for your sig in the "Your nickname" box. However, it must follow the below rules. If you use a template for your sig, then the template must follow the below rules too.

===== 2.1 =====
*Your sig cannot be longer than either YOUR USERNAME + 6 NORMAL-SIZED CHARACTERS or YOUR USERNAME + 12 SMALL CHARACTERS. This is normal sized text. This is small text. You can mix it, and have normal sized and small characters, but remember that 2 small characters equal 1 normal sized character.

===== 2.2 =====
*Your sig cannot contain characters larger than text this size. All <big>'''big text'''</big> must be shrunken.

===== 2.3 =====
*It's recommended that you use a template for your sig, to make it easy for you to change your sig. However, the template must be a subpage of your userpage, for example, [[Special:Mypage/sig|User:YOUR USERNAME/sig]]. If that's where your sig is located, then using <nowiki>{{User:YOUR USERNAME/sig}}</nowiki> will make your sig appear. '''Do not''' use Template:YOUR USERNAME's sig.

===== 2.4 =====
*If you choose to have an image in your sig, it must be no more than 15 pixels tall. To have your image automatically resize, make it like this: <code><nowiki>[[Image:IMAGENAME.art|15px]]</nowiki></code>. This will not work on images that are much taller than wide. Images whose width is 10 pixels or less count as one normal-sized character. Anything wider counts as two normal-sized characters. Images that stretch lines extra high or low must be resized to not do so.

===== 2.5 =====
* Bright colors such as the default yellow and white text aren't allowed in signatures. If you wish to use similar colors, goldenrod and gray are possible alternatives.

== 3: Userpages ==
These rules apply specifically to userpages, which is anything in the User: namespace.

===== 3.1 =====
* No "hate", "dislike", "on notice" lists about users or anything related are allowed. Lists listing "liked" users and such are okay.

===== 3.2 =====
* No advertising that you are a Moderator or Sysop unless you are.

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2012-10-17T01:55:01Z

Badstar:

私は巨大なペニスを持っている

<s>''"My everlasting love for you kills me from the inside."''</s>
<s>''"I have a huge penis."''</s>
''"badstar is really fucking kawaii"''

User:Badstar

2012-09-20T02:06:49Z

Badstar: Replaced content with '{{DISPLAYTITLE: Badstar Strunner 1995-2012: Long Live The Emperor}} {{Template:LexEmpire}} yeah what lex said'

{{DISPLAYTITLE: Badstar Strunner 1995-2012: Long Live The Emperor}}
{{Template:LexEmpire}}

yeah what lex said

User:Badstar

2012-09-07T02:55:47Z

Badstar: oh man no this is way better

{{DISPLAYTITLE: And now a word from THE GODDAMN EMPEROR}}
{{Template:LexEmpire}}

hey sup y'all

what's that?

speech?

WELL DON'T MIND IF 'AH DOOO

I believe it certaintly isn't an overstatement to say the last few years as the Emperor's humble ambassador were some of the best of my life. Those years under our beloved emperor's rule are years that I shall treasure forever. But alas, our emperor has taken off his crown once and for all, to serve as sheriff as this fine city. As the emperor's most loyal servant, our sheriff gave the title of emperor to your's truly. But do not fret, citizens. For nothing shall change and this city will remain as beautiful as it has always been-no, as it always SHALL BE!

now let's sit back and listen to our new anthem

{{YouTube|IMASqAyA5Yc}}

== so badstar what the fuck are you into now ==

alright dogs listen up 'cause I'm only sayin' this once

'''Persona'''

oh man this shit is so rad

just walkin' through towers and tvs kickin' ass by night with the help of like

ambigously gay street punks and talking bears

fighting with a snowman that calls you a ho

damn son, so hardcore

'''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'''

yeah okay moving on

'''Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra'''

man this shit is so deep

these characters are just the ''best''

except mako

fuck mako

but seriously though uncle iroh is the fucking ''man''

'''Skullgirls'''

SKYALLGRRRRLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS

well i actually don't have it yet

waiting for the pc release

or until i get a ps3

whatever comes first but seriously this looks so badass

that animation holy christ

that gameplay

that music

those...

tracts of land

'''Elder Scrolls'''

i used to play elder scrolls like you but then

no

no i ain't doin that

fuck that noise

in all honesty i prefer oblivion but still

awesome series

'''Batman'''

well and superhero stuff in general lately

like marvel and dc

but mostly batman

fuckin' hardcore

does what he wants and gives no shits

such is the way of the goddamn batman

...

fuck yeah

'''Homestuck'''

i mean

i can't understand a good 40% of what the fuck goes on anymore

but still this is awesome

shit's funny as hell and these characters are the booooomb

...

fuck the fandom though

well for the most part

it has some really cool people

well okay it's actually a mixed bag

half awesome

half nasty, son

but still

WUW:Sandbox

2012-09-07T02:11:49Z

Badstar:

Hey anyone want to play TF2 Mann vs Machine together

it'll be a hoot

I call scout
:hey this actually sounds like a fun idea
:okay guys let's get a team together
:dibs on heavy -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::i call pyro
::itd be kind of hard to put together though considering that si is a limey chap tally ho {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:::I can be awake in the mornings and evenings and what have you {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::okay since this is some serious business right here
::::let's get a list together

*'''Strong Intelligent - Scout'''
*'''Melon Demon - Pyro'''
*'''Badstar - Heavy'''

::::alright we need three more guys, there are about six more classes open
::::we could really use a medic
::::so yeah -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:::::no one should be spy or sniper ever in mvm so thats more like 4 classes there {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::::I'll try to medic if you need one. I've never played medic much, to be honest. {{User:Remolay/sig}}
:::::Well, I'd rather you play a class more comfortable for you, ups our chances of clearing the wave. So no pressure to play Medic, but we probably will need one at some point. Let's just see how things go and if we still don't have a Medic, we'll talk about it. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

WUW:Sandbox

2012-09-07T02:08:06Z

Badstar:

Hey anyone want to play TF2 Mann vs Machine together

it'll be a hoot

I call scout
:hey this actually sounds like a fun idea
:okay guys let's get a team together
:dibs on heavy -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::i call pyro
::itd be kind of hard to put together though considering that si is a limey chap tally ho {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
:::I can be awake in the mornings and evenings and what have you {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::okay since this is some serious business right here
::::let's get a list together

*'''Strong Intelligent - Scout'''
*'''Melon Demon - Pyro'''
*'''Badstar - Heavy'''

::::alright we need three more guys, there are about six more classes open
::::we could really use a medic
::::so yeah -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:::::no one should be spy or sniper ever in mvm so thats more like 4 classes there {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}
::::I'll try to medic if you need one. I've never played medic much, to be honest. {{User:Remolay/sig}}
:::::Well, I'd rather you play class more comfortable for you, ups our chances of clearing the wave. So no pressure to play Medic, but we probably will need one at some point. Let's just see how things go and if we still don't have a Medic, we'll talk about it. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

WUW:Sandbox

2012-09-04T02:02:54Z

Badstar:

WUW:Sandbox

2012-09-04T02:02:33Z

Badstar:

WUW:Sandbox

2012-09-02T05:12:01Z

Badstar:

MediaWiki:Sitenotice

2012-08-30T04:53:58Z

Badstar:

read a book read a book read a motherfucking book

User talk:Badstar

2012-08-16T20:48:30Z

Badstar: /* My Emperor, a suggestion. */

User talk:Tyrannosaurus Lex

2012-08-15T23:54:43Z

Badstar: /* oh hell yeah dibs */

'''ARCHIVES:''' [[/Archive 1|1]] [[/Archive 2|2]] [[/Archive 3|3]] [[/Archive 4|4]] [[/Archive 5|5]]

== hey grandmaster Lex ==

You still doing Space-Aged Stupidity?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 21:37, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:Oh yeah, It'll be good if we start working on it again. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:11, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::I must admit though, the current episode is getting quite off topic. There are at least 3 sub-plots going on at the same time, and none of them show any sign of ending soon. There's Ryan-X trying to rescue his Neoptr, The robots trying to spy on and recover the ship, and the Beat-em-ups trying to get the concert going. Any idea on how to fix this? because all I can think of is to delete everything that has occured since the crew arrived on the spacemarine.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 22:34, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Well the thing is, that Chaos and I acknowledged this, and we've been trying to remove some of the unnecessary elements, like the scenes with Captcha and Skeet West and what not. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:43, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

Since we're on the topic of Space-Aged Stupidity, I had an idea for a spin-off "movie" for Space-Aged Stupidity if you're interested.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 15:41, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:Tell me more. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:40, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::Well a basic summary is that 50 years after the Show Captain Seph disbands the crew and birngs the ship to a special ship graveyard, but because all of the ship's robots were designed only to be used on the ship, they had to be shut down with it. Then 100 years later Seph returns to the now dilapidated ship, where he accidentally re-starts the systems and causes the robots to all wake up. They then take control of the ruined ship and trap Seph inside. So Seph needs to figur out a way out of the destroyed Leviathan X as the ship's bot attempt to take revenge.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 21:34, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:::I also have a longer, cheeser summary on my computer I wrote up during my absence. If you want to read it then I'll post it somewhere.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 22:03, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::::I kinda like that idea. Quite original. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:40, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::Would you like me to make a page for the longer,cheesier version of the summary? And in case you're wondering, I came up with the name "Space-Aged Catastrophe" as a tentative title.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 22:49, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
You seem rather pleased with my basic overview of Space-Aged Catastrophe. But is there anything you would like to alter/change/remove/add to what I've done? This is your series and I've reached about what I'm comfortable doing without consent from you.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 14:04, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
:Frankly, wouldn't change much.. But perhaps.. Sephiroth could get atleast one of the robots on his side halfway through? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:09, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
::That actually sounds like a pretty good idea. If I remember, GR-01 seems to be the closest robot friend to Sephiroth in the show, so maybe he can be it.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 14:17, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
:::But yes.. It's a brilliant idea, and I love it. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:44, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Shall we attempt to gather the crew and begin work on a final?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 17:49, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::Sure. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:55, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::Should it have it's own page or be a sub-page of the show?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 18:36, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::...It's own page. I'm emperor, so I'll automatically get away with it. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:19, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

----

Considering current situations between authors, we can assume most of all of the subplots dead, so we can finally remove them. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:33, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE EMPEROR ==

APPARENTLY I'M A DESCENDANT OF EMPEROR CHARLEMAGNE

THIS MEANS I HAVE EMPEROR BLOOD RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS

MEANING THAT I'M MORE OF AN EMPEROR THAN I WAS PREVIOUSLY

ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR LEX {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:27, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
:isn't like almost everybody in britain a descendant of charlemagne

:or was that somebody else {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 00:06, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::european so that probably means most of you guys too but i'm an emperor so it just makes me more special {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:09, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

== Now that Space Aged Catastrophe is in development... ==

I was wondering how you would like to actually work on writing the chapters. I could think of 2 methods that would work, and I would like to know what method you would prefer, or if you have a better idea on how to write the story.

*Multiple writers - We all work as a group, coming up with basic ideas that could happen in a specific chapter, then we go and write the chapter, each acting as our own characters. This would be similar to how we normally do Space-Aged Stupidity episodes.
*Multiple developers, Single writer - We work as a group to develop ideas, plot twists, and parts of the story, then one writer goes and writes a chapter based on what was discussed. Then the group goes in and critiques the work, changing what they think needs alteration.

Again, these are just ideas on how we could do this. If you have a better idea, feel free to say so and we can go with that. You're the emperor and the owner of Space-Aged Stupidity, so it's your call.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 14:58, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:While I must say, the first option is the most fun, it's also the most organised and it usually ends up making a mess.. I'd have to go with the second one. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:55, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
::"It's usually the most organised and it usually ends up making a mess" er... what?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 17:04, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Sorry, I meant least. I was listening to heavy metal versions of Britney Spears songs at the time. I wasn't thinking straight. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:39, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
::::How about we combine both methods? We put together everything first, then write. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
That's kinda what I was thinking after I posted this. We all work on ideas, lines, plots, and pretty much everything that will go into a chapter, then one person just goes and puts it all together as a final. Then the others come in and add or change anything that needs it. Or something along those lines. So it's like multiple writers, and one "assembler" who just puts everything together.

Or maybe your idea is nothing like this and I'm just making dumb assumptions like a usually do.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 22:52, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
:Actually I like that one. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:42, 31 July 2010 (UTC)

I just wanna say

Have any of you every heard of jumping the shark {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:hey si

have you ever heard of shut your goddamn mouth {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:08, 1 August 2010 (UTC)
:YOU CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::hey si

have you ever heard of shut your goddamn mouth {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 12:43, 2 August 2010 (UTC)
:so now that we've finalized how we're gonna do this, shall we begin writing the prologue?--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 21:00, 6 August 2010 (UTC)

== Okay, time for my fancy title ==

As of this day, I am... HARUHI MAN! -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
...sure {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:13, 10 August 2010 (UTC)

== Speaking of the existence of your empire... ==

Your highness, in my personal opinion, I think you could consider perhaps expanding your empire. I've heard of this one land known as... Oh, what was it... Hashwuw. I believe it's bordering your land. In fact, I think the Northern Gate leads there. And they seem to be rather welcoming. I think you would be able to conquer their territory, if you so wish. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 21:00, 10 August 2010 (UTC)
:Haruhi Man APPROVES! I'd suggest we take over Molassia, but... -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::Great idea, Zar-.... Bell. The larger my mighty empire is, the better. And Dodor-... Badst-.. Haruhi Man, some people already tried doing that.. They failed. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:08, 10 August 2010 (UTC)

==WILL WE RISE UP==

WE WILL NOT CONFORM

WE WILL REBEL -THE WARRIOR
:You and what army? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:44, 17 August 2010 (UTC)

==Hey==
This is my wiki now, please don't revert my bans or I'll have to destroy some shiz {{User:The Noid/sig}} 23:06, 17 August 2010 (UTC)
:i'm sorry mazza {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:20, 18 August 2010 (UTC)

== Consequences will never be the same ==

Because you back traced it? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 15:49, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:you dun goof'd {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:48, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

== I should not have to tell you this, ==

but you are an enemy of the Glorious Republic. We will neither allow nor tolerate your ideals, and we will not let you push us around, regardless if you were planning to. We will not rest until our enemies are at our feet, weeping for forgiveness!

Or as we say in the Glorious Republic, ''¡Puedo probar sangre!'' {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 17:31, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

:what is this, star wars? --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 00:00, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

== Quick, ==

We at the Regiment are ever vigilant and gearing to take down these ne'er-do-wells with delicious food at affordable prices

we must unite to bring down the enemy and give everyone food.

War, my friend, is at hand. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:34, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:Indeed. I too, have made this observation. We must put aside our differences and ally with each other to take down the true enemy. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:37, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
::Agreed. Triple-Thick Shake on it? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:43, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:::Supersize me. ''{Nods}'' {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:45, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

Gentlemen! Please realize I do not want war, unless you are to impose your will on us. We are a proud country and wish the best for its citizens, and do not want people to be hurt. So let me make it clear: I will not attack unless you do.

Or as we say in the Glorious Republic, ''¡cuchi cuchi!'' {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 17:48, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:Sir, you have made it clear that you pose a potent threat to both of us with your nationalism and stubborn ways. We either need a full circle of compromise or I think we can both agree that someone who holds as much resent for us as they do power must be taken down to eliminate the threat of protagonizing other allies.

:If you fail to comply, you will have to see how we cook the delicious french fries, ''up close and personal''. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:51, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
::My idea is that we should not attack.. Not just yet, of course. But keep our defences up at its highest. And while we're at it, we should look into the development of a super weapon. Just in case we are forced to attack. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:55, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:::Agreed. Our finest fast food technicians would be happy to team with any scientific minds you may yield and together they can create sufficient powerful technologies far beyond our spill-proff lids, napkins as big as a bib, and our standing fry holsters. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:03, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
::::Afterall, how do we know that they aren't doing it already? We don't. And even if they don't have any, we should still have one just to prove who the superiors are. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:05, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:::::Though a good question does arise, how do we hide it from the masses and how do we test it, more importantly? Our facilities are all clean and snappy, and we must keep up such images. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:06, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
::::::We have to be extra careful not to let any information out. Make our operations airtight. And to be extra sure, anyone who does find out will promptly dealt with. For testing.. We could use an unoccupied section... Possibly an abandoned area.. Like one of Raiku's abandoned works? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:11, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:::::::I fear not, for his work does not possess enough raw power. We need something big, epic, if you will, something that makes our super size options look smaller than our small, where we could harness the power within to extraordinary levels...

:::::::My delicious, lean, beefy cheeseburger loving friend, I believe the only place that could generate such power is within the confines of the abandoned Wikihood house. We will strip the land and steal the energies out of the ground to make something rivaled in power to that of the highest powered deep fryers imaginable. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:16, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Agreed. We could harness the power of all of the Mary Sues lying around. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:20, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::So it is settled. Secure the land while I make preparations with my scientists. Help yourself to some delicious and fresh food while you wait. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:24, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::The area has been annexed as part of our empire. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:27, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::We will make preparations at 0600. Good day to you, sir. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 18:32, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

== A Message From Your Immediate Superior, Chwoka ==

good job keeping the wiki active. i hereby reserve the right to put an end to your shenanigans when i feel like it, but i don't feel like it.
:As doubting as I am of that fact, I see it wise not to challenge it either. And as for your comment about keeping the wiki active, I accept it with great enthusiasm. And by that, I mean: "No problem".

May your future be long and prosperous. - {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:47, 20 August 2010 (UTC)

== a sad story ==

when i was younger getting off was easy, all i needed was 20 seconds and a censored girls gone wild commercial and i was ready to go to town. for months i would get my rocks off with a picture of a girl from google images where you could kinda see some nipple

one day when i arrived home hours before everyone else, i decided i would look at some real hardcore stuff: actual nudity. i went to some site that had pretty naked girls and planned it out like some delicate operation. i finished in one minute

then i discovered the joys of cartoon porn. the thought of the simpsons committing incest was just so erotic, and eventually i would find myself with tons of files of such filth saved on my computer

as the years went by i couldn't go one day without looking at porn, and the longer it went on, the stranger it had to be. no longer did simple nudity arouse me, i needed girls with penises ten feet long to satisfy myself. and on some days even that was not enough...

now i am worried that one day even hardore anime guro will not arouse me, and i will be reduced to watching 2 girls 1 cup on repeat constantly just to relieve myself. so heed this warning, lest you end up like me: '''''don't masturbate too much!!!!''''' -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 23:12, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:Alright, guv'nor! I'll heed that warnin' not ta' get carr'd away with tha' wankin'! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:39, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
:It is alright, my son. Just ask your deity, or lack thereof, of choice for forgiveness, and you will be alright. You'll still be a sick, sick pervert, but you will be forgiven. {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 00:16, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
::wait why do the girls have ten feet long penises what the heck kind of girls are these - [[User:Joshua|Joshua]] 01:36, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
:Has being a not pervert crossed your mind? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::this is not necessarily a true story it's one of those fairy tails they tell kids like humpty dumpty or the bible (OOOOOOOH SICK BURN) -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 01:58, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
:::nachoman you just insulted my devout humpty dumpty beliefs >:[[[[[ - [[User:Joshua|Joshua]] 02:14, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
OK, this is the last place I expected to find Joshua. 
The wiki, not the topic. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:50, 23 February 2011 (UTC)
:I feel kinda honored actually. He hadn't said anything here for nearly 3 years, and when he does, it's on my page. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 03:01, 23 February 2011 (UTC)

I fixed this essay for you nacho.

when i was younger getting off was easy, all i needed was 20 seconds and a censored girls gone wild commercial and i was ready to go to town. for months i would get my rocks off with a picture of a girl from google images where you could kinda see some nipple

one day when i arrived home hours before everyone else, i decided i would look at some real hardcore stuff: actual nudity. i went to some site that had pretty naked girls and planned it out like some delicate operation. i finished in one minute

then i discovered the joys of cartoon porn. the thought of the simpsons committing incest was just so erotic, and eventually i would find myself with tons of files of such filth saved on my computer

as the years went by i couldn't go one day without looking at porn, and the longer it went on, the stranger it had to be. no longer did simple nudity arouse me, i needed girls with penises ten feet long to satisfy myself. and on some days even that was not enough... every day i would open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 00:40, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
:that was dumb -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 05:58, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
:melon you are not a /b/tard and if you were you'd be the newest of the newfriends so stop trying {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 08:44, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
::Of course I'm not a /b/tard, I'm a /co/mrade and whatever you would call someone from /tv/. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

== GLORIUS EMPORER AND GRAND MASTER OF EVERYONE LEX ==

You are amazing and I bow down to you. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 02:19, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
:But he's not cool enough to have a not rectangular flag. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::but i don't even have a flag http://i38.tinypic.com/2i0soqq.gif {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:56, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
:::Then why not make one? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::::I'm a lazy ass. I'll have to hire someone. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:53, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
:::::Your highness, in my opinion, a flag that would accurately represent your power and coolness could not be comprehended by normal humans. {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 19:27, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
::::::But it would help.. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:35, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
:::::::I could do it! --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 00:09, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
::::::::too late

[[File:LEX FLAG.png]]

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 10:06, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

== I bring important news, master! ==

The citizens of the wiki have been growing hostile. I suggest a peace treaty, assuring our fine people that they are safe and far from harm!  -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:I agree. We must let them know that while we are their superiors, we are also their friends.  {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:13, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
::...Slumber party?
{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:15, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
:::....No, an all night house party. With Bowie music. No, WITH BOWIE.  {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:18, 21 August 2010 (UTC)
::::Or we could comply to our lazy nature, not do anything, and hope it all works out.  --{{User:Homestar tiger/sig}} 08:34, 22 August 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yeah.. I'm not sure if that would work, tbh.. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 09:40, 22 August 2010 (UTC)
::::::Our people work best with sufficient break time and vacations weeks, but only after they're done serving high quality food. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 09:45, 22 August 2010 (UTC)

== Grand Emperor Lex... ==

Just so you know, I will gladly support you and your vast empire in any way possible. And I was wondering when we cans start writing the Space-Aged Catastrophe prologue.--{{User:Kirbychu HR'D/sig}} 21:26, 24 August 2010 (UTC)
:seriously do I need to repeat how bad an idea "space aged problem" or whatever your calling this movie is - the gaurdian
::hey "gaurdian"? shut up okay {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 09:29, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

== My Lord, might I direct your attention... ==

...to [http://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:MelonDemon43&diff=prev&oldid=166817 this]? I believe we've developed [[User:Zoo977|another enemy]]. {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 19:32, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
:He is weak like the rest. We can easily subdue him with our high-quality food. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:40, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
:I'll ask my "personal chef" to "cook" him some "food". {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 19:56, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
Well, I don't like your empire. It smells like year-old milk, trash is everywhere, and there aren't any hugs. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

Heh. Followers, have no concern for this weakling! He is of no threat to us! What he has done was nothing but a petty crime. So to prove that I am indeed a kind and forgiving emperor.. We'll let him go. THIS ONCE. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:05, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
:Good. Cause I'm working on a nearby island for my own empire. Bye in a little while! {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::Well, as long as it doesn't interfere with Emperor Lex's reign.  {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 20:13, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
:::Yes, exactly. 

lex
bellstrom
melon
chaos
badstar

these five men are planning the end of the terrorists

for more information check www.lexcured911.gl.om {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:I must admit however, this one's being a bit of a thorn in my side. ...Assassinate him.  {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:42, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
:Excuse me, "The Warrior", it seems you have mistyped a few bits of information. I have happily fixed them for you. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 21:50, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
::I'll send one of my bishops.  {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 22:29, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
Hey, can you draw a quick map of your empire? Kinda curious. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:''{SRSFACE}'' Sure. Not today though.. Tomorrow. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:16, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
::Grand master Lex, may I be the head of the royal army?  Thank you. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 23:34, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
:::....Sure, I guess. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:38, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

== GREAT LEXON IMPORTANT ==

Zoo does not respect the empire. Do not listen to him.  {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 00:05, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
:Replace 'the empire' with 'Melon Demon', and you've got it correct.  {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::lexon sounds like a gas company {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:12, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
:::it does, doesn't it {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:14, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

== Explain. ==

<pre>(diff) (hist) . . m User:Zoo977‎; 21:38 . . (-23) . . Lex (Talk | contribs) (Reverted edits by MelonDemon43 (Talk) to last version by Ninjaduck)</pre>

According to the homepage of your empire, Zoo IS an allie of this great, great, empire. Explain. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 21:40, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
:First, it's ally. Second, I have my own seperate island. So, while I'm an ally of the empire, I'm not technacily in it. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::I always spell it allie. I've been spelling it that way since I was little and I don't care if you spell it wrong :\ {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 21:46, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
:While that is indeed true, you must remember, that Zoo is part of his own empire, and while we are indeed allied, his empire remains his, and not mine. Plus, even if he was IN my empire, it would still be in rather bad taste to do so, anyway. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:47, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
::Ah, k. I get it now. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 21:48, 26 August 2010 (UTC)
:::And remember, I'm a businessman of my empire first, and a merciless dictator second. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:50, 26 August 2010 (UTC)

== your awesomeness, ==

I believe that you're awesome empire could possibly use a private investigator such as myself, i may even be able to deal with you're little "gaurdian" problem. --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 00:18, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
:I believe that the empire can find more suitable "Private Inestigators" elsewhere. Preferably ones who know what they're doing. Like my Fry Guys. They carefully swoop in and can pick up even the quietest of sounds and record it, and they're champs at potato-oriented espionage. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 04:14, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

::are you lex? I think not. --[[User:Homoon|Homoon]] 00:18, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

== you so ugly ==

you like sarah jessica parker {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:yeah well

:your momma is so- {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:38, 2 September 2010 (UTC)

::HOLD IT WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE

::DON'T BRING YOUR MOTHER INTO THIS SHE AIN'T HERE

::AND IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR MOTHER THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE

::SO REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU PUT DOWN ONE MOTHER

::YOU PUTTIN' DOWN ALL MOTHERS ALL OVER THE WORLD

::{{YouTube|7_rBidCkJxo}} -MR.T
:::WOW, THANKS MR. T!
::::NOW WE KNOW THAT MOTHERS ARE IMPORTANT TO US!
:::::BETTER WAIT A MINUTE
:::::YOU BETTER HOLD THE PHONE
:::::BETTER MIND YO' MANNERS
:::::BETTER CHANGE YO' TONE
:::::DON'T YOU THREATEN ME BOY
:::::YOU GOT A LOT OF GALL
:::::GO GON' DO THANGS MY WAY
:::::OR WE WON'T DO THINGS AT ALLLLLLLL
{{YouTube|bLO7IxKwruc}}
::::::HOW DO YOU DO, I
::::::SEE YOU'VE MET MY
::::::FAITHFUL HANDYMAN.

::::::HE'S JUST A LITTLE BROUGHT DOWN
::::::BECAUSE WHEN YOU KNOCKED
::::::HE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE CANDYMAN

::::::DON'T GET STRUNG OUT
::::::BY THE WAY I LOOK
::::::DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER
::::::I'M NOT MUCH OF A MAN BY THE LIGHT OF DAY
::::::BUT BY NIGHT I'M ONE HELL OF A LOVER

{{YouTube|pDKyj35ew0E}} -FRANK N. FURTER

== Congradulations ==

Your empire is noteworthy enough to be written on a perfume bottle in a Lady Gaga video for two seconds. (Warning: Really confusing video) {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

{{YouTube|qrO4YZeyl0I}}
:THIS IS A MARVELLOUS DISCOVERY. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:44, 6 September 2010 (UTC)

== A Message from the Hellian Empire ==

Surrender now, or we will engage war on your empire. Join the Hellian Empire, or you will be killed. We have already destroyed [[User:MelonDemon43|one]] of your own {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:22, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
:Hey, Raiku. Why not have some cake, hug, and forget about it? {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::Silence, Enemy. I will destroy you, and your small island. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 01:36, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
:::But you'll never destroy the hugs. And it's not tiny. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:::Destroy him and I'm sure Emperor Lex will be glad to pick your empire up with his bare hand and wipe his royal ass with it. That is, granted you deserve to even touch the ass of the emperor.

:::Lord knows you deserve good food and good service, either. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:51, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
::::raiky is kid's stuff

::::then again i run a clubhouse that has a website and a bunch of photo editing tools {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

:::::raiku is more bark than bite
:::::he is about as dangerous as a mosquito
:::::and by that i mean he's nothing but a common annoyance
:::::in other words raiku
:::::you may royally suck a fat one

- {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} <3

== a massage from the nuck tree house ==

no girls allowed {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 02:23, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

== HEY ==

I GAVE YOU FAIR WARNING. I WILL GIVE YOU YOUR MOD RIGHTS BACK, AND DISBAND MY ARMY, IF YOU DON'T TAKE MINE {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 07:08, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
:oh fine then <3 {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:10, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

== Wait ==

I got an idea. Howabout I keep my empire, but we allie with yours, sound good? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 07:19, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
:I refuse.
:You have already been hostile to me and my empire, making threats, and even abusing your powers just for it
:I do not want anyone like that in, or even part of my empire.
:Good day Sir,

- {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:30, 7 September 2010 (UTC) (I'm not even gonna bother with the heart this time)

== HEY! ==

Dude, what did you do that for, seriously? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 07:21, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
:It goes both ways you know.
:But it wasn't actually for you doing that to me
:The main reason was how you decided to abuse your moderator powers for this empire game
:and that, my.. person,
:just isn't right

:don't worry though, i'll let you have your powers back soon enough
:afterall, super sam gave them to you in the first place, and i don't want to go against his will too much
:so just imagine it like this
:it's a timeout

kthxbye,

- {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:25, 7 September 2010 (UTC) <3
:So, when am I getting them back? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 06:53, 8 September 2010 (UTC)
::You get them back when you get them back {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:19, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

==My islands new import==
We just started making these. I hope you like them! {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

[[File:lexbandz.PNG]]
:I... Egh... Uhh... Hnnghh. Silly bands are heresy to the Wuwtholic Church... But we also encourage the purchasing of... Emperor Lex merchandise. I... I think I'll have to speak to my... Bishops about this. {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 23:43, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
:I like how carefully the skull is made to work. I may join the Lex empire. I just need more convincing, but if I do join I be general in charge of the eradication of Grapefruit. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 23:48, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
:Well personally, I'm quite indifferent to silly bandz myself.. But any publicity is good publicity, and I see the effort you made on doing this. EMPEROR LEX APPROVES. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 06:44, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

== E-Emperorrrrrr Lexonnnnnnnn... ==

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii123/Imabellxorx/PBIdeath1.png

I... Eughhhh... H-helpppppppp... H-hurk-

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii123/Imabellxorx/PBIdeath2.png

{{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 23:39, 8 September 2010 (UTC)
:Oh JESUS CHRIST, BELLSTROM, WHAT THE HELL'S HAPPENED TO YOU?! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:36, 9 September 2010 (UTC)
::He's suffering from needs-a-hug-itus. SUPER HUUUG! {{User:Zoo977/sig}}

== Seriously ==

When am I getting my rights back? {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 06:50, 9 September 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, lets give the noobish rip-off artist moderation rights over users who actually do work on their own. {{USer:Zoo977/sig}}
::raiku stop being so goddamn impatient you'll get your powers back once i feel that you're responsible enough to use them again
::that, or until one of the other mods does it instead {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:00, 9 September 2010 (UTC)
:::hey guys can i have powers hurr {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:05, 10 September 2010 (UTC)
::::i really would but in all honesty i'm not really in the proper authority to that {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 08:58, 10 September 2010 (UTC)
::::: Don't ever give Raiku his powers back. He's too much of an idiot to deserve having them, anyway. {{User:Ninjaduck/sig}} 23:55, 10 September 2010 (UTC)
::::::Then why then Sam give them to me in the first place almost two years ago? Also, if you don't give them to me, I'll sic Richard Branson on you. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 03:59, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
::::::: :) {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 10:42, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
::::::::who the heck is richard branson {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:01, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::he's the owner of the virgin company {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:24, 11 September 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::Hey, look, there are a bunch of invisible colons before this comment. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
:::::::::Let's make these blank spaces look like a triangle! I really want to say that responsibility is important, and that when I never become a moderator I will be very responsible with use of my not-powers.{{User:Remolay/sig}} 02:25, 12 September 2010 (UTC)

== The Nobody's Report 1 ==
*There seems to be a NachoMan in the Sandbox trying to create WUW Gold Accounts. I believe it to be a scam as the advertisement demands people's social security numbers and other personal information. Whether or not he is a threat to the Empire is up to you, Your Majesty. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 18:09, 18 September 2010 (UTC)
:<nowiki>:</nowiki>I -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 18:10, 18 September 2010 (UTC)
::let him be
::it obviously isn't a scam {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:19, 18 September 2010 (UTC)

== Genuine Apology ==
*I was the entity that fueled the argument you are so repulsed by. I should probably be a lot less receptive to the MFT3K-ing and less reactionary in the defense of my fanstuff, because the same shpiel has occured anyway with other fanstuffs of mine. Unlike the others, though, I shan't abandon my current fanstuff and try to make the later chapters better; I was hoping to make Pokemon: Strong Bad version for quite some time. I knew it wouldn't do well over at the Homestar Fanstuff Wiki because it's Homestar, not Strong Bad. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 19:07, 19 September 2010 (UTC)
:Um, the HRFWiki is for fanstuff based on the Homestar Runner ''body of work''. It all doesn't have to be based on the character. {{User:JCM/sig}} 23:14, 19 September 2010 (UTC)

== Go compare ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL9WLeUi5tc {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:why do you hate me {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:59, 29 September 2010 (UTC)

== RE: Oh hello ==

Oh i'm %1000000000 sorry. I just saw that you ruled WUW. Sorry for abuse. - HunkOfJunk 16:32, 4 October 2010 (UTC)

RE: You and Hunkie World should combine *sighs* - HunkOfJunk 16:34, 4 October 2010 (UTC)

RE: RE: Or I destroy Hunkie World and join Lex's Empire. By myself Oo. - HunkOfJunk 16:36, 4 October 2010 (UTC)
:It's nice to see that you've seen sense. Welcome. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 17:38, 4 October 2010 (UTC) 
::SEIG HIEL! - [[User:HunkOfJunk|HunkOfJunk]] 20:04, 5 October 2010 (UTC)
:::''{Blinks for a second}'' Yeah, I'm okay with that. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:29, 5 October 2010 (UTC)
::::Unfortunately, I am not. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 22:42, 5 October 2010 (UTC)
:::::I guess i will do this: ''{translated for Remolay}'' HEIL LEX!!! [[User:HunkOfJunk|HunkOfJunk]] 09:38, 17 October 2010 (UTC)

== Dear Lex... ==

I am writing to you to ask you Can I move to an island which is part of this glourious empire??? 
Sincerely, 
[[User:HunkOfJunk|HunkOfJunk]] 09:42, 17 October 2010 (UTC)
:yeah sure go ahead {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 10:41, 17 October 2010 (UTC)
::Done!!! :D - [[User:HunkOfJunk|HunkOfJunk]] 11:07, 17 October 2010 (UTC)

== happy midnight ==

oops it's one minute past :0 {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:and i don't plan on sleeping yet {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:01, 28 October 2010 (UTC)
::i am getting pretty tired

::like once, i was at a friends, for a sleepover, then i fell asleep :V {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::i don't go for sleepovers
:::i don't even have friends ;_; {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:04, 28 October 2010 (UTC)
::::You crazy brits. You are all alike. {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 23:04, 28 October 2010 (UTC)
:::::be quiet before i smack you around the head with my cane while drinking my tea {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:05, 28 October 2010 (UTC)
::::::also roast beef {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::metal gear solid reference {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:08, 28 October 2010 (UTC)

== Emporer to Emporer ==

Lex, 
How do you keep people coming into the empire? My tourism industry is pretty much terrible. 
{{User:Zoo977/sig}}

Zoo, 
Make people even more aware of your empire. 
By that I mean, don't just hand out pamphelts and stuff, 
Shove it down their throats, (not literally of course) have posters all around the cities, 
And to drive the point even further, show displays of your military power to the public, 
Like Nuclear test sites. They work perfectly. 
{{User:Sephiroth/sig}}
:Lex,
:Obviously, that didn't work. What else do you do?
:{{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::Zoo,
::When I said that, I didn't mean doing it on the enemies land.. That was a risky move.
::Well, you could try making promises to people. You don't actually have to keep them though. It just gives hope.
::{{User:Sephiroth/sig}}

== Mwahahahah! ==

My mage's spell worked! Your emperor has gone psycho! Hellian Empire will win! {{User:Raiku/siggy}} 22:11, 18 November 2010 (UTC)
:''{Bzzt}'' ''{Bzzt}'' P.̨̕..̴͡p͜a̸̴͝t̶̸̨h͠ę͞t̵i̴̷c̴̡̕ ͢f̀o͟o҉̛͜l̛.͡ ̸͢Ýo͠u̡r͘͝ ̕m̢a̷̴̕ģ̴̀i͝c̢̨ di̛͠d ̨̕n͡ot̡h̶҉i̢̡͝n̶̡̛g̨ ̧ó̕͜n̸̴ m̶̀e.̴̡̀.҉̴̧
:Ỳ͘óu a̵r̵̡͡e̴͘ ̵҉̢w҉e̡a҉͜k̢ ͘͘a͟n̶͏͏d͟͞ ͠ưs̡e̢͟͠le̸̢ss̕.̡
:Y͏̷̕o̸̧u̢҉ ̶͞҉a̷̴̡r̶e̴͘͜ ̕͢n̷ot͝ḩ̸i͟͞ǹ͝g ҉b̵ų͘͠t ̧́͜a̢͝ ̡p̨a͘҉wǹ̢̛,́͝ a͜ c̛h͟es҉̴s͏̷p̕͢͝i̸҉͞e̕c̛̀e̶
:T́͞͞h́͡e͟ ҉̵H͘e̸̢͡ll̶̢i͘ą͡n̢͠ E̴̕m̴p̵̀í͠͝re͜ ̷̛w̶͏i̢̕l̴҉l͟͞ ҉ǹ̵͡év҉e̷r̀ ͠͏r͠͝i̶̶͘se̷
:B̷ų̧͡t̷ ͝҉I͞'̕͢l̵̡̛l̢ ̧l҉e͏ţ͡ ̨͘y̷҉҉ớ̵u̧̕͢ ̡̛͜c̵͞ár҉̡r̛y͢ ò́͟n͝͏ w̴͟ìth̛͢ ̧yó͏̨u͜ŗ͏ ̀͢b͟e̛lí̕͜ef̵͞ ͟͟t̢̀h̡at̶̨ ́͡ỳ̢o̢͠ư̧͘r̡̨͝ ̛ṕ̨h̨ó͟ń̵͟y͞ m̶͝͡ą͢͏g̷̵͟i̴̡҉c҉ ̨a͝ct҉u͟͡͝a͘l̶͏́ly̶͢ ̨d̶i̢͢d̵ ̴͟ś̶o͏̡҉mèt͏h͏i҉̨̛n͢ǵ͜
:''{BZZT}'' LA-LI-LU-LE-LO. LA-LI-LU-LE-LO. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:23, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

::raiku i pissed on your double quarter pounder {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:34, 18 November 2010 (UTC)
:::And I poured bleach into your drink. {{USer:Zoo977/sig}}

== THE SUN HAS GONE DOWN AND THE MOON HAS COME UP ==

http://img.youtube.com/vi/__PU5CVSegg/0.jpg

AND LONG AGO SOMEBODY LEFT WITH THE CUP {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:36, 18 November 2010 (UTC)
:LA LI LU LE LO {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:42, 18 November 2010 (UTC)

== Riff Request ==

Hey, I just wanted to know if I could make fun of [[Everything You Know Is Wrong]] for my show. ~ {{User:JCM/lightningsig}}
:yeah sure most of it isn't even mine anyway {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 09:41, 25 November 2010 (UTC)

== Congratulations on Heavy Milestone 3 ==

But I have more hats than you {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:...I KNOW. D:
:...OUT OF THE 3 OR SO YEARS I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME, I HAVEN'T HAD ONE HAT DROP D: {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:03, 4 December 2010 (UTC)
::I've had two (both vintage) and I got two more in crates. But I sold one of the ones I got in a crate for a crap ton of weapons, nametags and paints. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::I've got a whole crapload of weapons, 3 hats, and X-Factor is playing in the background and it sounds horrible. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:56, 4 December 2010 (UTC)
::::What are you guys even talking about this "tom fortrass two" garble? back in my day we only had a hoop and a stick i tell ya what {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 21:00, 4 December 2010 (UTC)
:::::cool {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:08, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

== Excellent job on Psycho Mantis ==

I added my own dialogue on account of merely adding stuff I'd have said to Noxi, or rephrasing it in a way allowing the speech to flow more like the character himself. [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] 19:04, 7 December 2010 (UTC)

== HEY LOX ==

WHY IN THE HELL AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING

YOU'VE BEEN SURFING RECENT CHANGES FOR 3 HOURS NOW {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:00, 10 December 2010 (UTC)
:I JUST HAD A TAB OPEN JEEZ {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:17, 10 December 2010 (UTC)
::what were you doing with the other tabs

::looking at porn for 3 hours????? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:18, 10 December 2010 (UTC)
:::OF COURSE NOT

:::SPAM RECIPES OBVIOUSLY {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:19, 10 December 2010 (UTC)

== Lex, for a helpful man I am... ==

... I have to tell you, that your userpage is getting funged up. But I know I'M not the suspect. {{User:HunkOfJunk/sig}} 18:02, 19 December 2010 (UTC)
:LA LI LU LE LO. LA LI LU LE LO. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:12, 19 December 2010 (UTC)
::Good Example. OH! And I found out that the culptrit was {{User:Raiku/siggy}}!!! And I wish to declare REVENGE!!!! Can I??? {{User:HunkOfJunk/sig}} 18:42, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
:::Kawanishi-Noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori, Tsuzumigataki, Tada, Hirano, Ichinotorii, Uneno, Yamashita, Sasabe, Kofudai, Tokiwadai, Myoukenguchi. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:55, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
::::As unofficial translator of Japanese and Japanese sounding names, I think you shouldn't do it, as there has been a ceasefire between the Lexon, Hart, and Hellian empires.{{User:Remolay/sig}} 19:17, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
::::I guess that's a yes... {{User:HunkOfJunk/sig}} 19:34, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
:::::Hart and Lexon have always been allies. Just sayin'. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 20:43, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
::::Lex should be saved. And I think I know what to do! {{User:HunkOfJunk/sig}} 09:41, 28 December 2010 (UTC)

== Emperor Lex, I think you are in strong need of antivirus something or other ==

I have reason to believe that you have been sabotage, or have been plaing way too much Metal Gear. So I am asking you to turi the game off, and If this does nothing were hosed.{{User:Remolay/sig}} 23:22, 19 December 2010 (UTC)
:Don't worry, it's a game! It's a game just like usual. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:25, 19 December 2010 (UTC)
::That's what I'm worried about.{{User:Remolay/sig}} 23:27, 19 December 2010 (UTC)
:::You'll ruin your eyes playing so close to the TV. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:30, 19 December 2010 (UTC)

== [[User:Lex/WhatIThinkOfYou]] ==

finish this or i officially withdraw my support as president of the wuw {{User:Chwoka/sig}} 00:02, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
:i will, just give me time
:give me until christmas. if i don't do it by then, you can do what you want with me
:k? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:05, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
::that's 6 days come on bro it can't possibly take that long
::just skip to me if it's gonna take that long you {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::oh fine i'll do it tomorrow morning okay {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:15, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

== go to sleep ==

don't just sit there for 8 hours staring at us {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:12, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
:Sleep is for the week. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 02:18, 20 December 2010 (UTC)
::You know, you really can't trust the "Who's Online" function. Just sayian. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 12:47, 20 December 2010 (UTC)

== hey... ==

can you make it to where people can at least read crap of it?
:Has anyone really even been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 16:46, 26 December 2010 (UTC)
::...What? {{User:StrongRad/sig2}}

== LEEEEEEX ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-pMwDzK8uw

I WANNA LIVE IN THE '80S

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

I WANNA DRESS LIKE A FRUIT AND DANCE IN A WINDOW TO ADVERTISE A DEPARTMENT STORE {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 15:31, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
:DON'T WORRY MAN, WE'LL GET YOU THERE

:I'M ACTUALLY BUILDING A TIME MACHINE AS WE SPEAK

:IT'S MADE FROM

*ONE GUITAR HERO CONTROLLER
*AN ED EDD N EDDY POSTER
*HUNDREDS OF OLD BEANO COMICS
*SNOT TISSUES
*AND THE POWER OF VOODOO (you do) (do what?) (remind me of the babe)

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:42, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
::FASTER, FASTER.

::I'LL GO GATHER ALL THE AWKWARD LOOKING AND TIGHT CLOTHING I HAVE {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 15:43, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
:::I'M ALREADY HALF-DRESSED AS DAVID BOWIE HERE {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:44, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
::::I DON'T HAVE MUCH CHIC FASHION
::::BUT I HAVE LOTS OF OUTRAGEOUS COLORS {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 15:45, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
:::::DON'T WORRY. JUST BE ORIGINAL. GET A BUNCH OF OLD SHITTY FABRICS FROM YOUR HOUSE, MAKE A JACKET OUT OF THEM AND YOU'RE READY TO GO {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:47, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
::::::ALREADY ON IT {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 15:50, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
:::::::AND REMEMBER. CHILLY DOWN WITH THE COOL GANG

http://i53.tinypic.com/2hhq51e.jpg

{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:52, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

:YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO
:WE'RE GOING TO GO INTO BUSINESS TOGETHER AND MAKE OUR OWN INSANE STORE WITH HILARIOUSLY TACKY KNICK-KNACKS AND THE MOST "OUT THERE" FASHIONS {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 15:57, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
::AS LONG AS I AM ALLOWED TO GO INTO MUSIC AS WELL, STEALING SONGS FROM THE '90s AND '00s AND REDOING THEM IN A SYNTHPOP STYLE. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:59, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
:::DUDE I WANNA TAKE THE CLASSICS AND REMIX THEM WITH A TOUCH OF POP AND LOTS OF ELECTRIC VIOLIN
:::LET'S DO THIS {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 16:01, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
::::LET'S GO TO 1979 SO I CAN STEAL THRILLER {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:02, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
:::::NO WAIT THEN WE MAY CREATE SOME KIND OF OFFSHOOT TIMELINE WHERE YOU'RE MY OWN GRANDFATHER {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 16:04, 30 December 2010 (UTC)
::::::THAT WOULD BE TRIPPY SHIT BRO {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 16:06, 30 December 2010 (UTC)

== Blasphemy ==

our god does not have this viasge

how dare you smear your own name like that {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 23:46, 13 January 2011 (UTC)
:But our emperor is an effing NINJA! and A real ninja too! Is total awesome! or are you a dirty Pirateist? {{User:Remolay/sig}} 01:27, 14 January 2011 (UTC)
::Now now, I'm working for Pirate/Ninja equality. I'm a good one. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 07:54, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

chaos i think you mean

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/BlAsPhEmY.gif

{{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 22:08, 14 January 2011 (UTC)
:ENGAGE HERO MODE

:THIS IS INCREDIBLY POINTLESS {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:23, 14 January 2011 (UTC)

== are you really lex ==

are you really lex {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
: http://i55.tinypic.com/2cqz6zr.jpg {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:47, 19 February 2011 (UTC)
::GOOD SIR, YOU HAVE VIOLATE MORAL CODE. I DEMAND YOU APLOGISE TO ME, THE JURY, THE JUDGE, AND THAT POOR WOMAN, LEST YOU FACE EXECUTION VIA HANGING. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::NEVER. D: {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:56, 19 February 2011 (UTC)
::http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii123/Imabellxorx/Photo_00008.jpg {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 06:08, 20 February 2011 (UTC)
you know i wanted to add you but i forgot that you could send messages with requests {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 17:13, 20 February 2011 (UTC)
:::you know you can just add me and then send the message afterwards lol {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:33, 20 February 2011 (UTC)
::::YEAH WELL NOW I DON'T HAVE THE LINK {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 21:30, 20 February 2011 (UTC)
:::::[http://www.facebook.com/AlexJPO oh yeah] {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:50, 20 February 2011 (UTC)
::::::gotdang it man
::::::don't leave me in the cold, exposing mah account for errybody to see D:
::::::at least give me a yes or no answer {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:49, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
:::::::There's no button to add as friend. And I can't send the messages. It's all your damn security settings. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 00:07, 22 February 2011 (UTC)
::::::::Try it again. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:33, 22 February 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::Okay, I'm pretty sure I've fixed it now. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:11, 28 February 2011 (UTC)
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9435923/pathetic.jpg
-{{User:20eric06/sig}} 22:37, 23 February 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::I know. D: {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:43, 23 February 2011 (UTC)
http://i53.tinypic.com/2udz3na.jpg -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

== wait ==

chaos wasnt already a mod? {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 20:12, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
:Surprisingly, he wasn't. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:16, 29 March 2011 (UTC)
::FEEL BAD FOR ME :< {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:14, 29 March 2011 (UTC)

== HAIL STALIN ==

NOW I AM A GLORIOUS COMMUNIST MOD.

I DECLARE WAR AGAINST YOUR CAPTAILIST EMPIRE.
:i will rape you with my nukes
:just sayin' {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:26, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
::Who has more nukes? RUSSIA OR PUNY, TINY AMER...CANA...ENGL...YOUR EMPIRE?
:::me
:::i have more everything
:::i have bitches lining up to kiss my feet {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 21:32, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
::::WHERE DO I SEE THESE BITCHES? ON THIS SITE ALL I SEE IS SISSY CAPTAILIST BABY MEN WITH LIPS OF SLIME!
:::::Please calm down. Enjoy a complimentary welcoming muffin basket. Pet a cat. And don't comment on how slimy my lips get when I put on too much chapstick. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}
::::::A Muffin basket!? WAS IT CREATED BY THE HAND OF PEASENT LABROURS? No, I kid. Me and Lex are friends. Also, chap stick is for Capitalist Dogs...Just saying...
:::::::Well, I buy chapstick, so I guess I'm a capitalist dog... But since I'm a chick now, I guess I'm a capitalist bitch. {{User:Miss Peach/sig}}

== ALL HAIL LEX ==

I AM HERE TO JOIN YOUR ALMIGHTY EMPIRE

ALL HAIL LEX {{User:*Micah*/minesig}} 03:01, 3 May 2011 (UTC)
:oh yeah i forgot i had that thingy {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:23, 3 May 2011 (UTC)

== SIR LEX! ==

I have found an enemy who may destroy this wiki.

http://wonder.hk-diy.net/

We must vandalize it.
btw i got started on it {{User:*Micah*/minesig}} 16:58, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
:i have no idea who the hell these guys are
:and i doubt they have any idea who the hell i am either {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:55, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
::Well, we could make the empire bigger by taking over wikis {{User:*Micah*/minesig}} 01:41, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
:::"our location is secret" lolwut
:::You are an awful troll, and you've accomplished nothing in adding ON WHEELS to the name of random pages, besides gross unoriginality. The only threat to this wiki is its users, and we're already doing a good enough job at destroying it. Nobody needs to or wants to help us. Lastly, Lex's "empire" does not represent the WUW, and pretending like it does will only lead to humiliation for yourself. Thank you and godspeed. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:42, 14 May 2011 (UTC)
::::the only thing my empire represents is self-importance lol {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 10:18, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

== whatever happened to our irc chats ==

<nowiki>;n;</nowiki> {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:13, 11 August 2011 (UTC)
:wat {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:38, 12 August 2011 (UTC)
::IRC CHATS. WHEN WE USED TO TALK ON IRC. AND LAUGH LIKE PRISSY LITTLE GIRLIES D: {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:57, 19 August 2011 (UTC)

== A request ==

''legalize it.'' {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:Legalize what, my fellow wiki friend? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:09, 21 August 2011 (UTC)
::''it.'' {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Oh I see. Alright. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:10, 22 August 2011 (UTC)
::::Is he asking you to legalize sex? {{User:Remolay/sig}} 06:00, 22 August 2011 (UTC)
::::: ooohhhhh myyyyy godddddddd {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
::::::You really need to get out more. He want's to legalize backwards alligator wrestling on elephant back.
::::::Oh, and generic illegal drug. {{User:Miss Peach/sig}}
:::::::EMPEROR LEX
:::::::I FEEL AS THOUGH YOU ARE REPRESSING MY CAPABILITIES AS A GOURMAND BY TAKING AWAY MY USE OF TRANS FATS IN OUR GLORIOUS NATION
:::::::SO UH
:::::::PRETTY PLEASE {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 14:31, 22 August 2011 (UTC)
::::::::Oh, alright. Let them have cake. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:27, 22 August 2011 (UTC)
:::::::::All good british tv shows must be brought to the US in their original form! We want our QI, Being Human, Doctor Who, and Graham Norton on BASIC CABLE! {{User:Remolay/sig}} 05:13, 23 August 2011 (UTC)
::::::::::Graham Norton?! Really!? ...anyway I'm pretty sure half of those shows are intact. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::::::::::3 out of 4, actually. But that's on BBCAmerica, which is not on Basic cable. Basic cable have to deal with crappy american versions of The Office, Skins (Although that has been cancelled) and Being Human. I would also like to add The IT crowd to the list of shows we want {{User:Remolay/sig}} 19:39, 23 August 2011 (UTC)
::::::::::::I swear Skins was really nothing but masturbation bait? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:45, 23 August 2011 (UTC)
And the American office is actually really good. {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:You're everything wrong in a person. {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 22:54, 23 August 2011 (UTC)
::Say what you like about America, but fuck man, they have style. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:21, 23 August 2011 (UTC)

== did you know tim curry had a promising career as a solo artist ==

{{YouTube|yiLNCJdXmX0}}

because that's probably the most important thing to ever know about tim curry

{{YouTube|HIgGrzQVK3g}}

{{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 19:02, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
:Oh oh my, I'm living 2009 all over again! {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 22:07, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

== AAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAADOO DOO DOO ==

{{YouTube|POv-3yIPSWc}}
:btw is it possible for you to restore [[Liamemail.omelet]] because I am currently doing a riff of everything I've ever made.
::Oh, that doesn't faze me anymore. Nowadays, Crunkcore is my weakness. And it's done. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:19, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
:::thanks for that bro ALSO AUGHHHHHHH NOOOO
::::{{YouTube|Gzt0iJ0cUxA}} {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:24, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
:::::Oh my god that is horrid.
:::::At first it sounds like a decent techno song but then suddenly a voice comes in and spews gushing retardedness out of its mouth. {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}} 23:32, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
::::::It's my trollin' song. It used to be Brokencyde's Yellow Bus, but nowadays it's more hilarious than shockingly awful. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:42, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

== so I'm watching cowboy bebop ==

and holy shit this soundtrack is just the badassiest -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:I THINK IT'S TIME WE BLOW THIS SCENE.
:GET EVERYBODY AND THE STUFF TOGETHER.
:3
:2
:1
:LET'S JAM
{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 00:28, 9 May 2012 (UTC)

== TIME IS NIGH. ==

[[File:GrabMyButt.png|LET US GO]] {{User:Lucian_Summers/sig}} 06:19, 18 May 2012 (UTC)
:I LOVE IT. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 09:08, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

== One step too far. ==

Imposing sanctions on one of my men.

For speaking his mind, being free?

Quick question, when's the next bookburning?

You're out of line.

{{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:I only did what I had to do.

:I will not tolerate anyone who supports the terrorists.

:No matter what the situation, I will always do what is right.

:I don't think the same can be said for you though, pigdog.

:{{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 20:13, 18 May 2012 (UTC)

== oh hell yeah dibs ==

ya hear that guys

dibs

i get dibs on the crown

emperor badstar guys emperor badstar -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

:Dear Badstar,
:Congratulations! From now on, you are hereby known as the new Emperor of the Wiki User Wiki!
:I hope you fulfil your role with as much passion and responsibility as I did back in the day, and I hope that you'll lead us to a new era of prosperity.
:Feel free to change the flag or the national anthem to suit you, and remember!
:If you need any tips or tricks regarding the running of your new empire, the Sheriff is right here.
:Godspeed. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:56, 14 August 2012 (UTC)
::am i still pope {{User:Bellstrom/sig}} 22:38, 15 August 2012 (UTC)
:::that's badstar's jurisdiction now i'm afraid
:::but don't worry boy, i'll be sure to put a good word in for you {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:54, 15 August 2012 (UTC)
::::oh sure man sure -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

WUW:Sandbox

2012-08-15T22:37:16Z

Badstar:

Guns kill people

additionally, fruit can kill people with allergies

therefore we should regulate purchase and usage of fruit in public {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:42, 13 August 2012 (UTC)

Guns don't kill people, bullets do. Clearly we should outlaw bullets. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 07:14, 13 August 2012 (UTC)

Bullets don't kill people, the trauma does

the bullets can't help being loaded into a gun and fired

they're innocent {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 15:15, 13 August 2012 (UTC)

you guys have it all wrong, lemme tell ya

the trauma doesn't kill people, the internal organs do

it's their fault for being so weak and not being able to take it like a ''man'' -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

guys guys guys

who the fuck is talking about guns even

that was just a side point

my real point is that we need more fruit regulation

''come the fuck on'' {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 01:24, 14 August 2012 (UTC)

I like to stalk this website regularly b/c I miss the days of just chillin with the choom gang and 0wning little thirdies. it warms my heart to see you guys behaving like we once did but word of advice: dont throw around swears so much you're really dampening the impact of the word and it gets old -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 06:39, 14 August 2012 (UTC)
:we're not looking to make history repeat itself here {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 05:04, 15 August 2012 (UTC)

...I'm still not cool enough to act like that
:implying that any of us are "cool" {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 11:50, 15 August 2012 (UTC)

User:Badstar

2012-08-15T19:42:21Z

Badstar:

{{DISPLAYTITLE: And now a word from THE GODDAMN EMPEROR}}
{{Template:LexEmpire}}

hey sup y'all

what's that?

speech?

WELL DON'T MIND IF 'AH DOOO

I believe it certaintly isn't an overstatement to say the last few years as the Emperor's humble ambassador were some of the best of my life. Those years under our beloved emperor's rule are years that I shall treasure forever. But alas, our emperor has taken off his crown once and for all, to serve as sheriff as this fine city. As the emperor's most loyal servant, our sheriff gave the title of emperor to your's truly. But do not fret, citizens. For nothing shall change and this city will remain as beautiful as it has always been-no, as it always SHALL BE!

now let's sit back and listen to our new anthem

{{YouTube|4By8YHOnILo}}

== so badstar what the fuck are you into now ==

alright dogs listen up 'cause I'm only sayin' this once

'''Persona'''

oh man this shit is so rad

just walkin' through towers and tvs kickin' ass by night with the help of like

ambigously gay street punks and talking bears

fighting with a snowman that calls you a ho

damn son, so hardcore

'''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'''

yeah okay moving on

'''Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra'''

man this shit is so deep

these characters are just the ''best''

except mako

fuck mako

but seriously though uncle iroh is the fucking ''man''

'''Skullgirls'''

SKYALLGRRRRLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS

well i actually don't have it yet

waiting for the pc release

or until i get a ps3

whatever comes first but seriously this looks so badass

that animation holy christ

that gameplay

that music

those...

tracts of land

'''Elder Scrolls'''

i used to play elder scrolls like you but then

no

no i ain't doin that

fuck that noise

in all honesty i prefer oblivion but still

awesome series

'''Batman'''

well and superhero stuff in general lately

like marvel and dc

but mostly batman

fuckin' hardcore

does what he wants and gives no shits

such is the way of the goddamn batman

...

fuck yeah

'''Homestuck'''

i mean

i can't understand a good 40% of what the fuck goes on anymore

but still this is awesome

shit's funny as hell and these characters are the booooomb

...

fuck the fandom though

well for the most part

it has some really cool people

well okay it's actually a mixed bag

half awesome

half nasty, son

but still

Template:LexEmpire

2012-08-15T05:38:36Z

Badstar: IN THE NAME OF THE NEW EMPIRE

<table align="center" class="protected" style="background: #860E0E; border: 2px solid black; padding: .2em; margin-bottom: 3px; width:60%;">
<tr>
<td rowspan="2" style="padding-right: 4px; padding-left: 4px;"><center>[[File:New flag of the Lex Republic.png|250px|Bless Our Glorious Empire.]]</center></td>
<td><center>'''This page is part of Grand Emperor Badstar's Empire.'''</center></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><center>''{{{1|Who dared to attack the army is authenticated against.}}}''</center></td>
</tr>
</table>

[[Category:Lex's Empire|{{BASEPAGENAME}}]]

File:New flag of the Lex Republic.png

2012-08-15T03:50:44Z

Badstar: uploaded a new version of "File:New flag of the Lex Republic.png": A new, glorious flag, befitting of a new, glorious leader

This glorious new flag that is selected by the emperor. You believe that every decision supports.

User:Badstar

2012-08-15T01:05:00Z

Badstar:

{{DISPLAYTITLE: And now a word from THE GODDAMN EMPEROR}}
{{Template:LexEmpire}}

http://i.imgur.com/Wv7Pv.png

so i actually haven't watched a lot of anime in a long time, kinda grew out of haruhi and the whole obnoxious weeaboo phase in general

but man

i checked out this one anime about like

this polar bear who runs a cafe

with a penguin and panda

that's it

that is the whole premise

and it is the '''''badassiest'''''

== so badstar what the fuck are you into now ==

alright dogs listen up 'cause I'm only sayin' this once

'''Persona'''

oh man this shit is so rad

just walkin' through towers and tvs kickin' ass by night with the help of like

ambigously gay street punks and talking bears

fighting with a snowman that calls you a ho

damn son, so hardcore

'''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'''

yeah okay moving on

'''Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra'''

man this shit is so deep

these characters are just the ''best''

except mako

fuck mako

but seriously though uncle iroh is the fucking ''man''

'''Skullgirls'''

SKYALLGRRRRLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS

well i actually don't have it yet

waiting for the pc release

or until i get a ps3

whatever comes first but seriously this looks so badass

that animation holy christ

that gameplay

that music

those...

tracts of land

'''Elder Scrolls'''

i used to play elder scrolls like you but then

no

no i ain't doin that

fuck that noise

in all honesty i prefer oblivion but still

awesome series

'''Batman'''

well and superhero stuff in general lately

like marvel and dc

but mostly batman

fuckin' hardcore

does what he wants and gives no shits

such is the way of the goddamn batman

...

fuck yeah

'''Homestuck'''

i mean

i can't understand a good 40% of what the fuck goes on anymore

but still this is awesome

shit's funny as hell and these characters are the booooomb

...

fuck the fandom though

well for the most part

it has some really cool people

well okay it's actually a mixed bag

half awesome

half nasty, son

but still

User talk:Tyrannosaurus Lex

2012-08-14T22:07:40Z

Badstar: /* oh hell yeah dibs */ new section

WUW:Sandbox

2012-08-13T19:48:52Z

Badstar:

User:Badstar

2012-08-12T02:37:15Z

Badstar:

{{DISPLAYTITLE: And now a word from Emperor Lex's ambassador of peace...}}
{{Template:LexEmpire}}

http://i.imgur.com/Wv7Pv.png

so i actually haven't watched a lot of anime in a long time, kinda grew out of haruhi and the whole obnoxious weeaboo phase in general

but man

i checked out this one anime about like

this polar bear who runs a cafe

with a penguin and panda

that's it

that is the whole premise

and it is the '''''badassiest'''''

== so badstar what the fuck are you into now ==

alright dogs listen up 'cause I'm only sayin' this once

'''Persona'''

oh man this shit is so rad

just walkin' through towers and tvs kickin' ass by night with the help of like

ambigously gay street punks and talking bears

fighting with a snowman that calls you a ho

damn son, so hardcore

'''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'''

yeah okay moving on

'''Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra'''

man this shit is so deep

these characters are just the ''best''

except mako

fuck mako

but seriously though uncle iroh is the fucking ''man''

'''Skullgirls'''

SKYALLGRRRRLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS

well i actually don't have it yet

waiting for the pc release

or until i get a ps3

whatever comes first but seriously this looks so badass

that animation holy christ

that gameplay

that music

those...

tracts of land

'''Elder Scrolls'''

i used to play elder scrolls like you but then

no

no i ain't doin that

fuck that noise

in all honesty i prefer oblivion but still

awesome series

'''Batman'''

well and superhero stuff in general lately

like marvel and dc

but mostly batman

fuckin' hardcore

does what he wants and gives no shits

such is the way of the goddamn batman

...

fuck yeah

'''Homestuck'''

i mean

i can't understand a good 40% of what the fuck goes on anymore

but still this is awesome

shit's funny as hell and these characters are the booooomb

...

fuck the fandom though

well for the most part

it has some really cool people

well okay it's actually a mixed bag

half awesome

half nasty, son

but still

User:Badstar

2012-08-12T02:31:40Z

Badstar:

WUW:Sandbox

2012-08-11T05:40:35Z

Badstar:

t͠h͘͏e̸̵̷͜ỳ̕҉̀͢ ̡͠ć̶̢͠á͟ļ͘l̕͞͠ ̴́̕͢͝m̧̕͝e̷҉
̵̧̛̕

'''̷̧̛͠C̨̧̧͘͠Ư̡͘̕N͏̸̢̧T̷ ̶́͏D̷Ę́͠͝Ś͡T̶̡̨R̷͘҉Ơ̧Ỳ̀͜E̸͘͢͞R̸̨'''

http://i.imgur.com/F2mKE.jpg
:hey there new tf2 spray
:how you doin' -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

User talk:Badstar

2012-08-10T23:03:15Z

Badstar: /* I grew out of the whole obnoxious weeaboo thing... */

User:Badstar

2012-08-10T20:46:41Z

Badstar:

User:Badstar

2012-08-10T20:46:17Z

Badstar: seriously guys

WUW:Sandbox

2012-08-05T05:30:41Z

Badstar:

'''YOU'RE ALL

FUCKING

DUMB'''

i think that response is slightly better
:http://i.imgur.com/Z6qER.png
:nah
:''everything'' -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::i'm with ''L'étoile Mauvaise'' on this one {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 02:27, 2 August 2012 (UTC)
:::"the star bad"?
:::...i like it -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
:::: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxua6iNl9Z1qf2ofa.gif {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 14:22, 2 August 2012 (UTC)
::::: http://i.imgur.com/eoFVZ.gif {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

the most active page on the wiki right now is a dick waving contest with in-memes {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 07:33, 3 August 2012 (UTC)
:http://i.imgur.com/INBI3.gif -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
::http://i.imgur.com/pXG1q.gif {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg184/Chaosvii7/congrats.gif {{User:Chaosvii7/Sig}} 09:32, 4 August 2012 (UTC)
:http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lro2slVXM51qf6cono1_400.gif {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 18:38, 4 August 2012 (UTC)

http://i.imgur.com/4Vt9I.gif
:http://i.picpar.com/60190da6f7c8b773a26a5a1fc7b55466ea4b64a7.gif {{User:Remolay/sig}}

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrksx51FL01qf6cono1_400.gif {{User:Sephiroth/sig}}

http://i.imgur.com/ar9du.gif {{User:MelonDemon43/sig}}

http://gifs.gifbin.com/122011/1324316240_cat_jumps_off_balcony_ledge.gif -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

WUW:Sandbox

2012-08-04T08:50:06Z

Badstar:

WUW:Sandbox

2012-08-04T03:57:15Z

Badstar:

WUW:Sandbox

2012-08-02T02:53:38Z

Badstar:

WUW:Sandbox

2012-08-02T02:06:50Z

Badstar:

'''YOU'RE ALL

FUCKING

DUMB'''

i think that response is slightly better
:http://i.imgur.com/Z6qER.png
:nah
:''everything'' -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

WUW:Sandbox

2012-08-01T21:12:25Z

Badstar:

old meme is old.
:it's not that I'm trying to force it
:it's just that this face is the perfect response to anything anyone says on this wiki
:http://i.imgur.com/Z6qER.png
:''seriously'' -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

WUW:Sandbox

2012-07-29T21:41:33Z

Badstar:

http://i.imgur.com/6i2Fw.png

Soon... soon...

WUW:Sandbox

2012-07-27T00:58:06Z

Badstar:

{{YouTube|XXfmjMlPEic}}

http://i.imgur.com/Wv7Pv.png