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+ | The intro is to the tune of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpwMyTOleEc&fmt=18 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance by Frank Zappa]. | ||
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+ | |[No lyrics played yet] || Fade from black to Im a bell sitting on a sand dune thinking. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |Brain-storming || Cut to Bell kicking Tracy in the jaw. Bell's leg raises way above Tracy's head when he kicks him. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |habit-forming || Bell quickly lowers his leg, kicking Tracy's head into the ground. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |battle-warning weary winsome || Cut to Bell kicking Bling like Strong Bad kicks The Cheat. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |actor spewing spineless chilling || Cut to Bell on a stage dressed up as Hamlet, holding Homeschool Winner's skull and mouthing "Alas Poor Yorick! I knew him." | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |lines. ||The skull shatters. An ellipsis forms above Bell's head. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |The critics falling over to tell themselves he's || Cut to a sidewalk. H44WP is standing there. Bell is behind him wearing a Grim Reaper suit. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |boring || Bell swings his scythe at H44WP. H44WP bends over right before the scythe should strike him. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |and really not an awful lot of || Bell shakes his fist at the sky. H44WP picks up a penny and walks off. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |fun. || The scythe snaps in half. Another ellipsis forms above Bell's head. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |Well who the hell can he || Cut to a still image of Bell standing above the words "Im a bell" on a blood red background. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |be when he's || Cut to a still image of Tracy standing above the word "Tracy" on a brown background. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |never had V.D., || Cut to a still image of Bling standing above the word "Bling" on a golden background. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |and he doesn't even sit on toilet seats? || Cut to Bell rolling up a piece of paper and throwing it into a very small black hole. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |Court-jesting, || Cut to a still image of Bell dressed as a judge wearing Groucho Glasses. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |never-resting || Cut to a still image of a wide-eyed Bell holding a coffee mug. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |he must be very cunning || Cut to Bell holding wire clippers and kneeling in front of a time bomb. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |to assume an air of dignity || Bell cuts the blue wire and the bomb explodes. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |and bless us all with his oratory prowess, || The smke clears. Bell's face is charred, and he mouths "Success!" | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |his lame-brained antics and || Bell turns to dust. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |his jumping in the air. || Cut to in front of Bell's house. Bell, Bling, and Tracy are there. They jump into the air, and the frame freezes. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |And every night his act's the same || The three fall to the ground. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |and so it must be all a game of chess he's playing. || The three get up. Bling and Tracy walk offscreen. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |"But you're wrong, Steve: you see, it's only solitaire." || Cut to a black background. Bell's head is being illuminated by a red light. He says this line. At "it's", he is grinning evilly. Cut to a tree within a renaissance village. There is a noose hanging from it. It is nighttime and is raining. The words "Records Of Bell" appear in front of the scene. Fade to black after ten seconds. | ||
+ | |} | ||
== Past Opening Themes == | == Past Opening Themes == | ||
*[[/1-603|Opening From 101-603: Only Solitaire]] | *[[/1-603|Opening From 101-603: Only Solitaire]] |
Revision as of 18:57, 24 April 2009
The intro is to the tune of Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance by Frank Zappa.
Lyrics | Visuals |
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[No lyrics played yet] | Fade from black to Im a bell sitting on a sand dune thinking. |
Brain-storming | Cut to Bell kicking Tracy in the jaw. Bell's leg raises way above Tracy's head when he kicks him. |
habit-forming | Bell quickly lowers his leg, kicking Tracy's head into the ground. |
battle-warning weary winsome | Cut to Bell kicking Bling like Strong Bad kicks The Cheat. |
actor spewing spineless chilling | Cut to Bell on a stage dressed up as Hamlet, holding Homeschool Winner's skull and mouthing "Alas Poor Yorick! I knew him." |
lines. | The skull shatters. An ellipsis forms above Bell's head. |
The critics falling over to tell themselves he's | Cut to a sidewalk. H44WP is standing there. Bell is behind him wearing a Grim Reaper suit. |
boring | Bell swings his scythe at H44WP. H44WP bends over right before the scythe should strike him. |
and really not an awful lot of | Bell shakes his fist at the sky. H44WP picks up a penny and walks off. |
fun. | The scythe snaps in half. Another ellipsis forms above Bell's head. |
Well who the hell can he | Cut to a still image of Bell standing above the words "Im a bell" on a blood red background. |
be when he's | Cut to a still image of Tracy standing above the word "Tracy" on a brown background. |
never had V.D., | Cut to a still image of Bling standing above the word "Bling" on a golden background. |
and he doesn't even sit on toilet seats? | Cut to Bell rolling up a piece of paper and throwing it into a very small black hole. |
Court-jesting, | Cut to a still image of Bell dressed as a judge wearing Groucho Glasses. |
never-resting | Cut to a still image of a wide-eyed Bell holding a coffee mug. |
he must be very cunning | Cut to Bell holding wire clippers and kneeling in front of a time bomb. |
to assume an air of dignity | Bell cuts the blue wire and the bomb explodes. |
and bless us all with his oratory prowess, | The smke clears. Bell's face is charred, and he mouths "Success!" |
his lame-brained antics and | Bell turns to dust. |
his jumping in the air. | Cut to in front of Bell's house. Bell, Bling, and Tracy are there. They jump into the air, and the frame freezes. |
And every night his act's the same | The three fall to the ground. |
and so it must be all a game of chess he's playing. | The three get up. Bling and Tracy walk offscreen. |
"But you're wrong, Steve: you see, it's only solitaire." | Cut to a black background. Bell's head is being illuminated by a red light. He says this line. At "it's", he is grinning evilly. Cut to a tree within a renaissance village. There is a noose hanging from it. It is nighttime and is raining. The words "Records Of Bell" appear in front of the scene. Fade to black after ten seconds. |