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'''TRACY:''' WAIT WHAT IS THAT | '''TRACY:''' WAIT WHAT IS THAT | ||
− | '''MATURE BLING:''' ...Haruhi figurines, I believe. Why- | + | '''MATURE BLING:''' ...Haruhi figurines, I believe. Figmas, to be exact. Why- |
− | '''TRACY:''' HARUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ''{runs toward the | + | '''TRACY:''' HARUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ''{runs toward the figmas}'' |
'''SARAH:''' H-HEY! ''{starts to run after Tracy}'' COME BACK H- | '''SARAH:''' H-HEY! ''{starts to run after Tracy}'' COME BACK H- | ||
− | '''IM A BELL:'''''{grabs Sarah's arm}'' No, just let him buy his | + | '''IM A BELL:'''''{grabs Sarah's arm}'' No, just let him buy his toys. ''{sighs}'' |
'''SARAH:''' Oh, alright... | '''SARAH:''' Oh, alright... | ||
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'''BELL & SARAH:''' Agreed. | '''BELL & SARAH:''' Agreed. | ||
− | ''{cut to a while later}'' | + | ''{cut to a while later. The cast, sans Tracy, walk onscreen}'' |
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+ | '''IM A BELL:''' Hmm... ''{grabs a box set of DVDs}'' Neon Genesis Evangelion, huh? I've always wanted to see this- | ||
+ | ''{A nerd that is male, fat, hairy, and dressed as Rei Ayanami walks up to Bell}'' | ||
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+ | '''RANDOM NERD:'''' DUUUUUUUUUUDE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN EVANGELION WHAT THE HELL | ||
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+ | '''IM A BELL:''' ...You reek of sweat and day-old pizza. | ||
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+ | '''RANDOM NERD:''' WHAT ''{lifts up shirt, reaches into one of his many rolls of fat, pulls out from it a slice of pepperoni pizza dripping with what appears to be sweat}'' ... ''{devours the pizza slice}'' | ||
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+ | '''SARAH:''' ... ''{grabs from offscreen a Stormtrooper helmet, vomits into it, places it back offscreen}'' | ||
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+ | '''RANDOM NERD:''' BUT SERIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN EVANGELION | ||
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+ | ''{another male, fat, and hairy nerd walks up next to the first nerd. He is dressed as Asuka Langley Soryu}'' | ||
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+ | '''RANDOM NERD 2:''' HE HASN'T | ||
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+ | '''RANDOM NERD 1:''' NO | ||
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+ | '''RANDOM NERD 2:''' WHAT KIND OF IDIOT HASN'T SEEN EVANGELION | ||
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+ | '''RANDOM NERD 1:''' I KNOW RIGHT | ||
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+ | ''{the two nerds stare at eachother for a few seconds, and then start making out with eachother}'' | ||
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+ | '''SARAH:''' ... ''{grabs the Stormtrooper helmet again, vomits into it again, places it back offscreen}'' | ||
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+ | '''IM A BELL:''' Eeeeuuuuunnnnnnnggghhhhhhhhhhhh... | ||
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+ | '''MATURE BLING:''' LET'S JUST GO ALREADY | ||
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+ | ''{Bell, Sarah, and MB walk offscreen. A guy dressed as a stormtrooper, sans helmet, walks onscreen}'' | ||
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+ | '''STORMTROOPER:''' Oh, HERE'S my helmet! ''{grabs the Stormtrooper helmet from offscreen, turns it upside down, and places on his head}'' ...AGH ENGH OH GOD | ||
'''''TO BE COMPLETED''''' | '''''TO BE COMPLETED''''' |
Revision as of 22:46, 11 April 2009
Summary
The cast goes to WonderCon 2805.
Cast: Sarah, Mature Bling, Tracy, Im a bell,
Places: Mature Bling's Living Room,
Insult: rusty old spoons
Credit Joke: Ambush Bug
Episode Information: 604-4chan References Aren't Always Funny
Transcript
{open to MB's living room. The cast, aside from Bell, is here. The door flings open, and Bell marches onscreen}
SARAH: ...Wh-
IM A BELL: ATTENTION! FROM NOW ON WE WILL BE MORE NORMAL!
MATURE BLING: ...Oookay.
IM A BELL: NOW, EVERYONE PUT PAPER BAGS OVER YOUR HEADS AND DANCE AROUND WHILST HUMMING THE DOCTOR WHO THEME {pulls out a paper bag, puts on head, starts dancing in a circle} DOO DOO DOODALEEDOO DOODALEEDOO DOODALEEDOO DAH DOO DOODALEEDOO DOODALEEDOO DOOOOO DAH DOH DOOOO DADOO DADOOOOO DADOODADOOOOO DADOO DADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TRACY: HOW THE HELL IS THIS NORMAL?!
IM A BELL: QUIET YOU
{cue opening theme. Cut back to the living room. Once again, Bell is not here. MB is typing something on a laptop}
MATURE BLING: ...Hey, what does the title of this episode have to do with anything?
TRACY: This is episode 34, dumbass.
MATURE BLING: ...DAMN YOU, INTERNETS-
{Bell runs onscreen holding some plastic tickets. He is in his fursona form}
IM A BELL: GUESS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO A CONVENTION GET YOUR FURSONAS ON {hands a pass to everyone else}
TRACY:{transforms into fursona} ANTHROCON YAY
{Sarah transforms into her fursona}
IM A BELL: ...AnthroCon? We're going to WonderCon.
TRACY: ...Then why the hell did you make us transform into-
IM A BELL: Why not?
TRACY: ...Good point.
MATURE BLING: CAN WE JUST GO ALREADY‽
IM A BELL:{nods} Interrobang.
TRACY: Teehee.
{cut to the San Francisco International Airport. A plane lands. Cut to the Moscone Center South. It has a large banner above its doors reading "WonderCon 2805". The cast walks onscreen, and into the building. Cut to inside the building. A security guard slides onscreen}
GUARD: PASSES PLEASE
{the cast shows the guard their passes}
GUARD: Hmm... OKAY YOU CAN GO IN YA STUPID FURRIES
TRACY: How dare y-
IM A BELL: THANK YOU, SIR. {drags Tracy offscreen}
{cut to further inside the convention. The group walks onscreen}
MATURE BLING: Hmm... Where should we go first?
TRACY: Where's the hentai?
IM A BELL: This is WONDERCON. They don't sell hentai here!
TRACY: ...Oh. Right. Hehe...
MATURE BLING: Dumbass...
TRACY: WHAT WAS THAT
MATURE BLING: N-NOTHING! Nothing! Freak...
TRACY: WHAT DID Y-
RANDOM PERSON:{offscreen} SHUT UP!
TRACY: Sorry!
SARAH: Can we just go already?!
TRACY: OKAY, OKAY. JESUS.
RANDOM PERSON:{offscreen} WHAT DID I JUST SAY
TRACY: Eep.
{cut to somewhere else in the convention. The cast walks onscreen}
TRACY: WAIT WHAT IS THAT
MATURE BLING: ...Haruhi figurines, I believe. Figmas, to be exact. Why-
TRACY: HARUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII {runs toward the figmas}
SARAH: H-HEY! {starts to run after Tracy} COME BACK H-
IM A BELL:{grabs Sarah's arm} No, just let him buy his toys. {sighs}
SARAH: Oh, alright...
{pause}
MATURE BLING: ...I say we leave him here.
BELL & SARAH: Agreed.
{cut to a while later. The cast, sans Tracy, walk onscreen}
IM A BELL: Hmm... {grabs a box set of DVDs} Neon Genesis Evangelion, huh? I've always wanted to see this- {A nerd that is male, fat, hairy, and dressed as Rei Ayanami walks up to Bell}
RANDOM NERD:' DUUUUUUUUUUDE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN EVANGELION WHAT THE HELL
IM A BELL: ...You reek of sweat and day-old pizza.
RANDOM NERD: WHAT {lifts up shirt, reaches into one of his many rolls of fat, pulls out from it a slice of pepperoni pizza dripping with what appears to be sweat} ... {devours the pizza slice}
SARAH: ... {grabs from offscreen a Stormtrooper helmet, vomits into it, places it back offscreen}
RANDOM NERD: BUT SERIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T SEEN EVANGELION
{another male, fat, and hairy nerd walks up next to the first nerd. He is dressed as Asuka Langley Soryu}
RANDOM NERD 2: HE HASN'T
RANDOM NERD 1: NO
RANDOM NERD 2: WHAT KIND OF IDIOT HASN'T SEEN EVANGELION
RANDOM NERD 1: I KNOW RIGHT
{the two nerds stare at eachother for a few seconds, and then start making out with eachother}
SARAH: ... {grabs the Stormtrooper helmet again, vomits into it again, places it back offscreen}
IM A BELL: Eeeeuuuuunnnnnnnggghhhhhhhhhhhh...
MATURE BLING: LET'S JUST GO ALREADY
{Bell, Sarah, and MB walk offscreen. A guy dressed as a stormtrooper, sans helmet, walks onscreen}
STORMTROOPER: Oh, HERE'S my helmet! {grabs the Stormtrooper helmet from offscreen, turns it upside down, and places on his head} ...AGH ENGH OH GOD
TO BE COMPLETED