Records Of Bell/Records/29

Summary

After killing a few Gnollsogres, the cast fights a boss.

Cast: Burglar, Spiderbot, Tracy, Many people, Sarah, Im a bell, Badstar, Mature Bling, John, Jack Frost, Daigo, Don Skull, Forrest, Hooded Figure,

Places: The 8-Bit House, The Vandal Forests,

Insult: broken Transformers

Credit Joke: 4chan

Episode Information: 505-Deletion is Not Something To Be Taken Lightly

Transcript

{open to inside the 8-bit house. The burglar and the spiderbot from the last episode are watching what appears to be the live-action Transformers movie on TV}

MEGATRON:'{on TV} Transform! {transforms into a pile of metal crap} ...DAMMIT, WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

{long pause. Ultra Magnus pops up on the TV carrying the Allspark, apparently trying to rip it in half}

ULTRA MAGNUS:{on TV} OPEN DAMMIT OPEN

BURGLAR: ...Wait, weren't you chasing me, or something?

SPIDERBOT:{sounding suspiciously like K9 from Doctor Who} Affirmative!

BURGLAR: ...Dammit.

{Spiderbot chases the burglar offscreen. Cue opening theme. Cut to the Vandal Forests}

TRACY: So where ARE these ogres?

{a shadow appears above Tracy. He looks up in fear. Cut to Tracy's view. A giant ogre is standing above him}

TRACY: AAH!!! {puls out a rocket launcher and shoots the ogre in the chest. It falls over and crushes everybody except him, the rest of the cast, John, Forrest, Jack, Badstar, and a cloaked figure}

SARAH: ...Where were you keeping that rocket launcher?

TRACY: Hell if I know.

IM A BELL: ...Wait, Badstar? Since when have you been here?

BADSTAR: The whole time, apparently.

IM A BELL: ...Huh.

MATURE BLING: Can we just move on already?

JOHN: Right.

JACK FROST: God, this sucks.

DAIGO: Seriously.

DON SKULL: Could you please, just ONCE in your life, NOT complain?

FORREST: I mean, come on! This is really getting annoying.

EVERYBODY BUT DS, DAIGO, FORREST & JACK: GET ON WITH IT

{cut to another part of the woods. Pter, who looks like the new-design Pter but with the wings and tail appearently sown onto him, slithers in, crying}

IM A BELL: ...PTER?

TRACY: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?

PTER: I-TJ-Unnghhh-OH GOD PLEASE

IM A BELL: "Please" what?!

PTER: AAANGHHH PLEASE JUST KILL ME {pulls out a shotgun}

IM A BELL: WHAT?!!!!

PTER: P-please kill me, Bell. PLEASE.

IM A BELL: I-Okay... {takes shotgun, walks offscreen with Pter}

{after a second or two, a lone gunshot is heard. There is a pause for five seconds. Bell walks back on screen with blood on him}

IM A BELL: The deed is done...

CECI N'EST PAS UNE FICTION DE FINITION DES TEXTES