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Summary

After killing a few Gnollsogres, the cast fights a boss.

Cast: Burglar, Spiderbot, Tracy, Many people, Sarah, Im a bell, Badstar, Mature Bling, John, Jack Frost, Daigo, Don Skull, Forrest, Hooded Figure, Many ogres, Icecrow, Goshiskull,

Places: The 8-Bit House, The Vandal Forests,

Insult: broken Transformers

Credit Joke: 4chan

Episode Information: 505-Deletion is Not Something To Be Taken Lightly

Transcript

{open to inside the 8-bit house. The burglar and the spiderbot from the last episode are watching what appears to be the live-action Transformers movie on TV}

MEGATRON:'{on TV} Transform! {transforms into a pile of metal crap} ...DAMMIT, WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

{long pause. Ultra Magnus pops up on the TV carrying the Allspark, apparently trying to rip it in half}

ULTRA MAGNUS:{on TV} OPEN DAMMIT OPEN

BURGLAR: ...Wait, weren't you chasing me, or something?

SPIDERBOT:{sounding suspiciously like K9 from Doctor Who} Affirmative!

BURGLAR: ...Dammit.

{Spiderbot chases the burglar offscreen. Cue opening theme. Cut to the Vandal Forests}

TRACY: So where ARE these ogres?

{a shadow appears above Tracy. He looks up in fear. Cut to Tracy's view. A giant ogre is standing above him}

TRACY: AAH!!! {puls out a rocket launcher and shoots the ogre in the chest. It falls over and crushes everybody except him, the rest of the cast, John, Forrest, Jack, Badstar, and a cloaked figure}

SARAH: ...Where were you keeping that rocket launcher?

TRACY: Hell if I know.

IM A BELL: ...Wait, Badstar? Since when have you been here?

BADSTAR: The whole time, apparently.

IM A BELL: ...Huh.

MATURE BLING: Can we just move on already?

JOHN: Right.

JACK FROST: God, this sucks.

DAIGO: Seriously.

DON SKULL: Could you please, just ONCE in your life, NOT complain?

FORREST: I mean, come on! This is really getting annoying.

EVERYBODY BUT DS, DAIGO, FORREST & JACK: GET ON WITH IT

{cut to another part of the woods. The group walk in. Two more ogres run onscreen. Forrest and DS jump up, and slice their heads off. Ten more ogres run onscreen. Everybody starts attacking them, and ripping them to shreds}

IM A BELL: That's the last of them.

JOHN: Not quite...

{pan out to show there is a large army of ogres in front of the group}

IM A BELL: ...DAMMIT.

FORREST: Hey Jack!

'JACK FROST: Huh?

FORREST: Let's do that thing!

JACK FROST: Thing? OH YEAH! Yeah, let's do it!

FORREST: Alright. Ready, Jack?

JACK FROST: Hell yeah, I am! {jumps up and encases self in ice. His head snaps off. The rest of the body and the head fly down onto Forrest. The body becomes armor, and wings. The head becomes a helmet with a Optimus Prime-like mouthplate. Metal claws similar to that of Wolverine's extend from his armor-covered wings/arms}

ICY FORREST: ICECROW!!!

AN OGRE: ...What the f-

{Icecrow flies up and brushes against the ogre's head, freezing it. Icecrow then smashes it into pieces}

TRACY:{transforms into Hell Cerberus, blasts a fireball at some ogres} NYAHAHAAA!

SARAH:{pulls out pocket knife, stabs an ogre in both eyes}

OGRE: OH GOD MY EYES WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU {walks around aimlessly, falls off a previously unseen cliff}

BADSTAR:{jumps up in front of an ogres face} OBJECTION!

{Badstar punches an ogre in the face, knocking it and some ogres over the cliff}

IM A BELL:{transforms into True Hollow Bell} WHO WANTS SUSHI {slices some ogres into pieces}

MATURE BLING: KYAAA~ {transforms into Full Hollow Bling, attacks an ogre, ripping it to shreds. He then transforms back into Mature Bling}

{Don Skull and Daigo transform into the Goshiskull. He pulls out a large sword, and slices a few ogres in half. John pulls out a sword and slices the feet off of an ogre, who falls onto another ogre, crushing it}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: I believe we've destroyed half of them.

SARAH: Hey, why isn't the guy in the cloak doing anything?

BADSTAR: Dunno. HEY, HOODED GUY! KILL SOME OGRES!

{the cloaked figure remains silent. A human arm comes out of the cloak, palm facing towards the remaining ogres}

CLOAKED FIGURE:{deep echoey voice} Revert vandalism.

{as the cloaked figure says those words, "rv/v" appears above him. The remaining ogres disappear. "rv/v" fades away}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: ...What.

MATURE BLING: Who ARE you?

{the cloaked figure remains silent. Pause five seconds}

MATURE BLING: ...Oh, whatever.

{cut to another place in the forest. Many of the trees are burnt}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Strange. Very strange.

{a large explosion is heard}

HELL CERBERUS: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: I DON'T KNOW!!!

MATURE BLING: Wait, what's that in the distance?

{the camera pans over to show there is a ball of purple energy far away that is slowly expanding}

HELL CERBERUS: Is that what I THINK it is?!

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Yes, yes it is. It's a subspace bomb.

{another explosion is heard. This time, however, it's closer. Another ball of purple energy is expanding a few yards away from the group. The hooded figure jumps up and over the rest of the group}

CLOAKED FIGURE: Protect group.

{the words "Protected "Group": [edit=sysop]" appear over the figure. A large dome forms over the group. The words fade away. The purple energy engulfs over the dome. It fades away, and the dome is now outside a building that is glowing purple. The dome disappears}

TRUE HOLLOW BELL: Where are we?

SARAH: I dunno.

GOSHISKULL: I suggest we enter the building.

MATURE BLING:{sarcastic} Gee, really? I would have never thought of that. {normal} Let's go.

{cut to inside the building}

CECI N'EST PAS UNE FICTION DE FINITION DES TEXTES