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'''EVERYBODY BUT DS, DAIGO, FORREST & JACK:''' GET ON WITH IT
 
'''EVERYBODY BUT DS, DAIGO, FORREST & JACK:''' GET ON WITH IT
  
''{cut to another part of the woods. Pter, who looks like the new-design Pter but with the wings and tail appearently sown onto him, slithers in, crying}''
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''{cut to another part of the woods. The group walk in. Two more ogres run onscreen. Forrest and DS jump up, and slice their heads off. Ten more ogres run onscreen. Everybody starts attacking them, and ripping them to shreds}''
  
'''IM A BELL:''' ...PTER?
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'''IM A BELL:''' That's the last of them.
  
'''TRACY:''' WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?
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'''JOHN:''' Not quite...
  
'''PTER:''' I-TJ-Unnghhh-OH GOD PLEASE
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''{pan out to show there is a large army of ogres in front of the group}''
  
'''IM A BELL:''' "Please" what?!
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'''IM A BELL:''' ...DAMMIT.
 
 
'''PTER:''' AAANGHHH PLEASE JUST KILL ME ''{pulls out a shotgun}''
 
 
 
'''IM A BELL:''' WHAT?!!!!
 
 
 
'''PTER:''' P-please kill me, Bell. PLEASE.
 
 
 
'''IM A BELL:''' I-Okay... ''{takes shotgun, walks offscreen with Pter}''
 
 
 
''{after a second or two, a lone gunshot is heard. There is a pause for five seconds. Bell walks back on screen with blood on him}''
 
 
 
'''IM A BELL:''' The deed is done...  
 
  
 
'''''CECI N'EST PAS UNE FICTION DE FINITION DES TEXTES'''''
 
'''''CECI N'EST PAS UNE FICTION DE FINITION DES TEXTES'''''

Revision as of 19:46, 27 February 2009

Summary

After killing a few Gnollsogres, the cast fights a boss.

Cast: Burglar, Spiderbot, Tracy, Many people, Sarah, Im a bell, Badstar, Mature Bling, John, Jack Frost, Daigo, Don Skull, Forrest, Hooded Figure,

Places: The 8-Bit House, The Vandal Forests,

Insult: broken Transformers

Credit Joke: 4chan

Episode Information: 505-Deletion is Not Something To Be Taken Lightly

Transcript

{open to inside the 8-bit house. The burglar and the spiderbot from the last episode are watching what appears to be the live-action Transformers movie on TV}

MEGATRON:'{on TV} Transform! {transforms into a pile of metal crap} ...DAMMIT, WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

{long pause. Ultra Magnus pops up on the TV carrying the Allspark, apparently trying to rip it in half}

ULTRA MAGNUS:{on TV} OPEN DAMMIT OPEN

BURGLAR: ...Wait, weren't you chasing me, or something?

SPIDERBOT:{sounding suspiciously like K9 from Doctor Who} Affirmative!

BURGLAR: ...Dammit.

{Spiderbot chases the burglar offscreen. Cue opening theme. Cut to the Vandal Forests}

TRACY: So where ARE these ogres?

{a shadow appears above Tracy. He looks up in fear. Cut to Tracy's view. A giant ogre is standing above him}

TRACY: AAH!!! {puls out a rocket launcher and shoots the ogre in the chest. It falls over and crushes everybody except him, the rest of the cast, John, Forrest, Jack, Badstar, and a cloaked figure}

SARAH: ...Where were you keeping that rocket launcher?

TRACY: Hell if I know.

IM A BELL: ...Wait, Badstar? Since when have you been here?

BADSTAR: The whole time, apparently.

IM A BELL: ...Huh.

MATURE BLING: Can we just move on already?

JOHN: Right.

JACK FROST: God, this sucks.

DAIGO: Seriously.

DON SKULL: Could you please, just ONCE in your life, NOT complain?

FORREST: I mean, come on! This is really getting annoying.

EVERYBODY BUT DS, DAIGO, FORREST & JACK: GET ON WITH IT

{cut to another part of the woods. The group walk in. Two more ogres run onscreen. Forrest and DS jump up, and slice their heads off. Ten more ogres run onscreen. Everybody starts attacking them, and ripping them to shreds}

IM A BELL: That's the last of them.

JOHN: Not quite...

{pan out to show there is a large army of ogres in front of the group}

IM A BELL: ...DAMMIT.

CECI N'EST PAS UNE FICTION DE FINITION DES TEXTES