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Latest revision as of 19:52, 4 September 2013
It's like a rap song
NOXIGAR: No it's not.
TRANSCRIPT
{Open to the two. Quint is lying on his back, his belly massive. He has food found his mouth}
QUINT: Urrrgh. Man, I neve knew you could cook like that.
HENRY: Fried puppy. An old family recipie!
NOXIGAR: First of all, recipe
NOXIGAR: Second of all, no koala worth its salt eats "fried puppy" or whatever the hell this helicopter "cooked."
QUINT: What is your families
NOXIGAR: family's
name anyway?
HENRY: I'm a proud member of the Kendin clan.
QUINT: Henford Henry Kendin. Your name is dumb.
NOXIGAR: I agree; that is a pretty dumb name.
HENRY: No more dumb than a hostile koala bear traviling
NOXIGAR: travelling
with his sentient helicopter buddy flying from a European microstate to America's most boring state.
'QUINT: ...Indiana?
NOXIGAR: I'm pretty sure there's no official "most boring state" within the United States.
HENRY: No, Maine.
NOXIGAR: I've never been to Maine before, so I wouldn't know if it's actually boring.
QUINT: Oh.
HENRY: Why are we going to Maine anyway?
QUINT: Oh, that's easy.
NOXIGAR: {imitating Quint} So I can sneak past the Canadian border and then live there due to its better living conditions!
HENRY: Why then?
QUINT: Uhh...Because....uh...I'm going to shower.
NOXIGAR: Wait there are showers in Britain you could've stopped by.
HENRY: Can't you just shed your skin?
QUINT: No, that's not excusey enough.
NOXIGAR: I cannot begin to fathom how pointless the trip from Andorra to Maine is.
{End}
